/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Help me, /jp/, I really wanna stick it in an echo.

DOES ANYONE ELSE LIKE PUNK MUSIC??

Is this the Kyouko spanking thread?

>kyouko generals
At least take "secondary" out of the op if you want some actual posters.
>implying the thread wasn't filled with them anyway

filthy mutt

Dear /jp/,

Hi! How are you? It's been a while since we last corresponded with each other. I had a question and I figured you could help me out. This problem is the source of much stress for me and has kept me up for many nights doing things that make baby jesus cry.

Whenever I see Kyouko, I get this unsuppressable urge to do things to her. To touch her in inappropriate places, or have her touch me in those same places, or to have her undress for me... What should I do? I tried ignoring it, jerking off violently to trash metal while thinking of her, hoarding pictures of her, talking about it to my pastor, heck I've even carved a little figuring of her out of a bar of soap (which I jerk onto every morning). Nothing has worked. I was hoping you could help me out with my problem because you've always been there for me when this sort of thing took place in the past. I know you're reliable and trustworthy, /jp/, which is why I'm telling you about this very personal problem of mine.

So, I'm looking forward to hearing from you soon! In the meantime I'll be looking at more pictures of her. Maybe I'll stumble on one that doesn't cause a small-scale replica of the eifel tower to sprout in my pants upon viewing.

Thanks for your time,
Anon

PS: I would spank her pussy. With one of those crops horseback riders use. But not to the point of drawing blood. Just tears and excited squeals. Just enough to get that scared-but-aroused look on her face. No more. I've got other plans for her after, can't spoil her apetite with the entrée.

>>13122564
You'll get bored of her with time.

>>13122564
Yahoo!

>>13122564
>spank her pussy
You.
I like you.

>>13122564
Are you German by any chance?

>>13121303
Yes.

>>13121348
>complains about secondaries but doesn't contribute

>>13122737
>makes a new thread about kyouko
>gets banned because one is already up
I'll "contribute" when someone posts something worth replying to. yfw I already have

>>13122592
In the meantime, my genitalia is stuck in "phallic national monument" mode. Please help me, /jp/ - I can't go to church with a massive mansausage trying to poke its way through my jeans!

>>13122612
Great minds think alike, brotha!

>>13122636
What makes you say that? Is pussy-spanking a german thing? Because if it is, I like Germany and think it is an awesome country.

>>13122594
YAHOOOOO!! ^_^ SUGOI DESU NE?

(Pic related. I want to do these things to her. My pastor says I'm going to burn in hell for my sins though. So I dunno. I guess I'm kind of fucked. This is why I need help /jp/!)

>>13123231
Did you tell him that it's only a cartoon?

Punch the dog!

>>13123487
Did her face get stuck from all the screaming?

>>13121288
I'm really glad this is a thing.
With the tsukumogami newhus they'd be finally able to form a full band, with Kyouko doing the vocals, Benben and Mystia taking care of the string instruments, Yatsuhashi on the synthesizer and Raiko playing the drums.
I wonder what kind of music they'd play together, I guess punk is not classy enough for Raiko.

>>13124390
Punk rock + synths = new wave.

They already look like straight out of the '80s.

>>13124390
>implying punk is about music and not only about drugs

>>13124760
Its not about either. Punk is about raw emotion and rebellion.

>>13124760
>>13125296
>implying punk is about something

>>13125296
Can Punk also be about the spanking Kyouko is going to get once she's back at the temple?

>>13123231
No, I guessed so because German people tend to blogshitpost like you do.

>>13121205
>spreading youkai propaganda lies
Echos are caused by reflected soundwaves, not by some smelly screaming mutt.

>>13125399
Sweet Kyouko isn't smelly, nerd!

>>13125399
Say that to her face and see what happens.

>>13124690
I can see them influencing the duo to play funkier stuff, like Jamiroquai.
Then again, what kind of punk does Choujuu Gigaku play in the first place? Aya described them as extremely noisy and scream-y, but that may apply to a lot of the more extreme music genres to the untrained ear.
I've never listened to punk, thus I can't really imagine it.

>>13125317
Not him, but what makes you say that? I've never read about or saw anybody on /jp/ outing himself as a German.

>>13125557
Because after a while they start speking german with other anons or posting photos about their city and shit like that.

>>13124760
>>13125296
>>13125302
You're all wrong. Punk is about constant arguments about what is and isn't punk. And throwing tennis balls at cop cars.

>>13125557
>Then again, what kind of punk does Choujuu Gigaku play in the first place?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we88Aj7RzZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDpMHMKPJAU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cN6yraor4k

Make sure to give your kyouko lots of love /jp/!

For me, punk is about that sexy outfit Kyouko wears.

For me, punk is about Mystia's ass once Byakuren will be done with Kyouko and her.

Are yamabikos a dying breed? I really want to help Kyouko with this.

>>13125785
Will do!

>>13126385
Are you a male yamabiko?
If not your offspring will be a disgusting half-breed.

>>13126399
Nothing wrong with that. Better than a full human, at least.

>>13126399
Better to have half-breeds than no kids at all.

>>13126399
>disgusting half-breed
Rinnosuke seems pretty popular.

>>13125399
you just killed more yamabikos you bastard!

I'm kyoukosexual.

>>13138560
Chocolate is nice, but panties are nicer.

>>13138591
Can she bed over a lil' bit while lifting her skirt? I need to inspect her butt.

>>13138615
Kyouko doesn't wipe!

>>13138627
I want to remove these frilly pink panties and give her a spanking so that her butt is redder than her panties.

good riddance spankfags

>>13142495
I want to spank Kyouko with my bullying stick!

YAHOOOOOOO!

>>13142495
I want to spank Kyouko once Byakuren is done spanking her.

Still alive.

STILL ALIVE

Will you adopt the masochist, loud, and constantly cheery yamabiko?

Spankfags be gone!
Round 2.

>>13151926
Sup bro?

>>13151926
Hello my friend.

>>13151926
Have a sassy Kyouko, bro!

>>13151926
Okay, how about headbutts, then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1mbF_c4dvg

ah so beautiful
beautiful kyouko
beautiful voice
ah kyouko beautiful
あ kyouko
ああ kyoukoooo
ああああ kyoukあ

>>13152435
How often does Kyouko get spanked? Once per day? More than that?

Wait wait, I'm a bit lost here.
Why are spankfags assuming that Hijiri beat her disciples?

>>13152508
I don't remember all the details, but I think it has something to do with the Symposium and how Byakuren said she was going to "fix it". After that, I dunno. Check the old Kyouko thread in the archive.

Wow, Byakuren a bitch.

>>13152508
Because they've circlejerked over it enough that they actually believe it now. All two of them.

>>13154650
Do you have a single fact to prove that statement?

>>13154650
Let me rephrase you :
>"I don't agree therefore they're wrong, I wasn't here therefore they were circlejerking, they weren't using trips therefore there was only two of them."

>>13154650
I think you're overestimating his number.

I wish I wasn't the only punk in /jp/

>>13155577
Too bad people have tastes.

YA
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>13157154
YA
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>13155577
I'm not 15 anymore sorry.

Kyouko butt.

>>13155534
ur a faget

A Kyouko is on sale right now. How much would you pay for her?

>>13154993
jc pls

>>13157424
Don't worry, you'll grow out of only listening to mature music for mature listeners such as yourself. Eventually.

>>13157997
I hate to break it to you, but tastes only get better with time. No way someone who grew out of punk would dive into it one more time.
Unless said person had an accident and suffered brain damage.

>>13158025
I drive.

>>13158025
>tastes only get better with time
Explain.

Go on. I'll wait.

>>13158025
I hate to break it to you, but tastes don't get better with time. They don't actually get "better" at all, they just wear out and you accumulate experience and knowledge that makes it harder to find something excitingly new. On the other hand, it makes you appreciate the old favorites anew when you start noticing details you've never before realized exist.

What does get better with time is that juvenile pursuit of maturity.

>>13158398
Source where?

supoku?

first spankfags and now pseuds
what did kyouko do to deserve this
at least you're staying away from the good 2hus

>>13158694
Because Reimu and Sanae are whores.
Spanking a whore is like pissing in the snow. Looks good after, but that's all.

>>13152530
That far left ド makes me think of a profusely sweating skeleton with a boner. It's quite a strange image.

>>13152530
>but I think it has something to do with the Symposium and how Byakuren said she was going to "fix it".

Except if you actually read Symposium it characterizes Byakuren as a completely ditzy airhead who can't do anything right.

And Kyouko's boobs in that picture are nearly as large as Byakuren's.

>>13159851
Can't unsee

op keeps making me fap.
What do I do?

>>13161241
You should probably masturbate, dude.

>>13161274
But she doesn't even have boobs. I shouldn't be masturbating.

>>13161288
>I shouldn't be masturbating.
I don't comprehend.

>>13161241
Nothing, it means you're a healthy young male.

>>13161340
It's being whispered. The very idea gives me chills.

I want to pet the Kyouko.

>>13161429
I bet you also want to hold her hand. Disgusting.

>>13161340
>Hey, dude, wanna /cake/?

>>13161717
>kyouko erp

>>13161435

>>13163002
>kyouko
>with a fang
Disgusting.

>>13165933
Das speciecist. The fangs are a sign of her noble animal ancestry.

I want to marry Kyouko!

>>13166024
>catholic marriage
Disgusting.
Shinto wedding clothes are hotter.

>>13166167
Said literally no-one ever.

>>13166193
>Said literally no-one ever.
Hi newfriend.
Read this : http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally

Wanna rub her belly.

I want to give Kyouko a hug.

>>13166326
Byakuren is a pervert!

if you just change the colors, this dog newhu becomes tewi

>>13171652
I can't believe it

Youkai recover from any physical damage.
Muscles become stronger by being damaged and healing.
The brain is a muscle.

If you lobotomize Kyouko enough times, will she become superintelligent? Would her intelligence threaten the existence of her kind? This is truly the next level of bullying!

>>13175111
>The brain is a muscle.
Jesus, you're worse than a secondary, you're a fucking moron.

>>13171652
Not the same ears.

>>13171652
Don't you fucking DARE

>>13179294

>>13179427
But Kyouko has a tail that's decidedly not bunny-like.

>>13179447
It's just a plug.

>>13179962
...A butt-plug?

Does Byakuren pull it out and spank her with it when she's naughty?

>>13179427
I'm not seeing it, and there's no tail. Humans shouldn't disguise themselves as youkai.

>>13179427
I still want to do illegal stuff to her.

Just how innocent is Kyouko?

>>13184031
Depends on the artist.

>>13184370
I want an echo ;_;

>>13186008
>charging for a pizza she already ate
Bitch you're not getting anything. Being cute doesn't mean being allowed to scam.

>>13186008
Kyouko being a bad girl.

>>13189855
Three pizzas for 24 potato dollars isn't a bad deal at all. It even comes with Kyouko's special saliva sauce!

>>13189855
Maybe Kyouko wants to watch the Big Game with you.

>>13192833
I really want to see what horrible tortures Byakuren will inflict to Nue for this.

>>13189998

Kyouko must have a very firm ass after all those spankings she endures from Byakuren.

Pic related. Figure out how yourself.

>>13190030
That saliva contains parasites.

>>13199271
Never wondered why Marisa has that butt attack in the fighting games?
Kyouko will have nothing but butt attacks.

>>13189855
>>13189963
Delivering a pizza that she pinched a slice from is typical punk behaviour.

Nothing out of the ordinary here. A seasoned punk wouldn't ask for a tip or deliver with the top open, however - Kyouko has a ways to go before she graduates from mall punk level...

THEY SHOCKED THE WORLD, THEY WANTED TO LIVE
THEY HAD NO FOOD, NO ALTERNATIVE
LOST IN THE SNOW, WEAK IN THE MIND
STARVING AND COLD, THEY ATE THEIR OWN KIND

HAD NO CHOICE; LOST, ALONE
EAT UP THE FLESH AND SPIT OUT THE BONE BONE BONE BONE BONE BONE BONE BONE
SPIT OUT THE BONE!

YOU'RE A PASSENGER ON THE MENU...

>>13206352
Sound like the kind of people that I hate.

>>13206371
Someone will sleep on her belly tonight.

>>13212054
Using Kyouko as human furniture!

>>13212054
You'll never be able to bond sexually with Kyouko unless you learn the joys of juvenile delinquency

>>13213792
It's possible to bond with her by cleaning her from her delinquency tendency.

By smacking the shit out of her until her ass turns into leather.

do you guys even know how to bark?

>>13215019
I wonder if it's possible to clean you from your perversion by smacking the shit out of you.

No bonding, though. That'd be gay.

>>13215109
Keep baaaawing, kid.

>>13215026
It depends from the country.
Retarded americans go "bow-wow". Glorious English Empire go "woof". Retards go "awoo", which isn't a bark.

Someone is going to spend her night crying over her lost youth.

>>13220435
I think bow-wow is a black people only thing.

What's a yamabiko like? Is it like a cat, or is it fluffy like a dog?

>>13223761
It's a mountain monkey-looking imp.

>>13223763
Like this?

>>13224324
Like this.

>>13224379
That's not very cute...

>>13224380

>>13224380
They always have that shrug and shit eating grin.

>>13220469
I see what you did there.

>>13224407
I'd hug that huge shrug.

>>13224379
I want to play with its little paws.

>>13224379
>>13224388
>>13224407
wakarimasen lol

>>13121249
Do you mean that you want help in controlling your urges, or do you want help finding an echodog to fuck?

>>13126399
Here's one >>13230609

Pet dogg.