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>>13117533
Hard mode: you must also explain why.

Those two have no dynamic. They're just friends who own pets.

>>13117533
Some random no face guy who's pretty cool.

>>13117533
There are canon couples?

If it's not canon, it's nonsense.

>>13117546
fair point on the reason.
They're my OTP cause they're not only friends but friends for around a millennium. I admit that I take a lot of my preference for these two from "Touhou Tonari Two by this side, three by the other side". I know, it's a doujin, but I really like the way they're presented and their bond with each other, it only adds to what I thought when I played the game and read their shared past.

That's about I guess.

>>13117562
Since Touhou is driven by it's fandom, I wouldn't say that it's nonesense to have an OTP even if there are no canon couples.

>>13117558
I recognize that faceless man. Doesn't he do NTR exclusively?

>>13117731
In the past Miya9 had him do NTR on Keine/Mokou, Aki sisters, and Alice/Marisa. Along with some convincing stuff on Yukari, and what not.

But in the recent story the dude truly great.

Cutest pair

>>13117533

>>13117823
pretty adorable, yeah

>>13117898
Who needs canon when you have fanon? :D

>>13117910
Fanon only exists because of canon in the first place. Bite ye not the hand that feeds you, fanonite.

>>13117926
However, the only really canon thing we have about Touhou is the plot of the games, (roughly cut-out) personalities for most characters and the supplementary material. Everything else, which roughly is 90% is fanon that may or may not become canon later on. However, most things inside or outside of the rough framework that ZUN gave us is indeed fandom.

>>13117942
Those yuri shippings will never become canon.

>>13117898
ZUN welcomes the creation of fan works and doesn't actually care what fanon people come up with as long as it's not misrepresented as canon.

>>13117966
Neither will any potential straight ships (Rinnosuke's da pimp) become canon, so we're at a draw.

>>13117976
I don't really care about Rinnosuke straight ship. So we're not at a draw.

>>13117942
You speak as if zun is the problem and not the crappy translations and the vocal ones who take those literally and run with it.

>>13117983
then your only option is that there will never be any canon relationships in a series with more than a hundred fifty characters.

>>13117823

>>13118002
ha?

>>13118007
There will never be any canon relationship (As in love) for a series with more than a hundred fifty characters because ZUN doesn't give a fuck about canon relationships.

And this is a good fucking thing.

>>13118028
Hey, I never said this is a bad thing. In fact it's a good thing that he's all like "ah fuck it, let the fans run wild".

So yeah, it is a good fucking thing.

Any of the various Rinnosuke pairings that could work (Marisa, Reimu, Tokiko, Yukari, Sakuya, Youmu, etc.).

Fuck all yurishit and fuck yurifans.

>>13118496
At least this dude reads CoLA.

>>13118499

Of course I have. Unlike yuriscum I care about canon.

>>13118509
You should add in Reisen, Tewi and Kaguya since they also meet him in Inaba.

>>13118496
>yurishit
>he thinks kourin x youmu / sakuya makes sense
This is double bait with samefagging >>13118499
Look at the timestamps. Do not respond.

>>13118526
They make a lot more sense than 99% of the yuri pairings in Touhou.

>>13118526
It's not true.

If you read CoLA you would know both Youmu and Sakura interacted with Rinnosuke and Youmu even invited him to go the Netherworld to watch cherry blossom.

>>13118537
>Sakuya*

>>13118509
If you despise Yuri Touhou is the wrong fandom for you.

MikoFuto

Shou/Nazrin

I don't know but all of them involve reimu...
reimuxyukari
reimuxalice
reimuxremi
reimuxmiko
NOT reimuxmari, that's disgusting

>>13120009
>posts Kagerou x Waggy, likes Shou x Nazrin.

>>13120021
>ships Reimu but not ReiMari, one of the best known ships

You're weird :P

>>13120033
God, who are you quoting?

>>13120037
No one in particular, I use the symbol that indicates a quote to point out things I find funny.

>>13120046
Well, that's certainly abuse, isn't it?

Please refrain from doing it next time.

>>13120068
Alright, sorry.
won't happen again.

My favorite pairing is definitely Reimu x Marisa. But to be honest, this is probably the most well drawn kiss I've ever seen.

It's pretty lewd.

>>13120092
I usually don't like YukaReimu, but I give you this, the kiss is drawn nicely.

>>13117533
RemiliaxSakuya ainec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ceez-Ji49B4
[youtube]Ceez-Ji49B4[/youtube]

My favourite pairings are:
1) YoukaixFire
2) HumansxRightful Rule

>>13120198
badass Chen is badass.

>>13119948
Oh look, another secondary dykefag. How does it feel knowing most Otaku don't give a shit about or hate yuri? Or that most Touhou H is het?

2hus exist to be dicked. Yurishit is awful trash that only appeals to secondary dykefags like you.

>>13121067
A-ha.
Well, luckily I don't give a fuck about you, your opinion or the amount of het in Touhou - which in 9 out of 10 cases only is the sense for rape-doujins.
Please, go back to being superfluous.

>>13121067
I like it when you talk about secondaries, yet post crap images

Do you kiss 2hous with that mouth?

Neil Armstrong x Moon because the Moon needed a lesson on freedom.

>>13121083
>I like it when you talk about secondaries, yet post crap images

Better than your shitty images turning all the 2hus into lesbians.

You make ZUN cry with your awful shipping and character defilement.

>>13121133
>You make ZUN cry with your awful shipping and character defilement.

So be it, canon is too grim anyway, how could anyone love their youkai touhous if they would only believe in canon?

>>13121133
Sure he does. Oh, no wait. he doesn't.
To cite the wiki:

However ZUN, for the most part, had acknowledged, appreciated and even encouraged these derivative works by imposing very few restrictions on the use of his works

So bitch, shut up. If he'd be disgusted with all the Yuri floating about, he'd even be more disgusted with all the het rape in the doujins.

>>13121125
Nice dream mate.

>>13121180
Of course he said that, he can't piss off his fans. That doesn't mean he can't be annoyed with all the shitty character defilement that happens in yuri doujins. Just look at what disgusting MariAli fans did to Alice.

kaguya x mokou, of course.

>>13121244
Nothing that would be more disgusting as one of the bazillion doujins in which Alice gets NTRd or blackmailed by a faceless dude.

Yuuka x Yuuka

>>13121254
I can self-insert and fap to faceless male doujins, which alone makes them far superior to yurishit.

Not dicking 2hus should be a crime. And most faceless men doujins aren't even rape you stupid yurishit.

>>13121265
yeah, keep telling yourself that.

>>13117533
Sorry your thread got ruined, op.

>>13121353
shit happens^^

>>13121284
But they aren't unless you're a stupid yurishit who thinks that every 2hu is a lesbian and therefore any het sex with them is rape.

>>13121383
Some of them are bi.

>>13121353
As it rightfully should. Dykefags don't deserve to have good threads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYpfr62ZJcg theme of this thread

>>13121588
OP here - sadly it's become one, yeah.

>>13121606
Until ops get the ability to moderate their own threads or everyone starts using names and trips, there's nothing you can do but make split threads.

>>13121398
>Dykefags
I should change my trip.

This one. They'll eventually come to love each other after all their friends have died, right?

>>13121857
But I like uddick.
The name, not the person.

>>13121872
dat ass
>>13121838

These two would be pretty cute and fun together. I like their initial relationship and all the possible developments that could come from it and how it would blossom into love and go from there. Yukari and Tenshi aren't all that incompatible personality-wise, even if they had a very rough start. Yukari also did say she'd forgive Tenshi if she made up for it, so it's not unthinkable they'd at least become friends.
Even without romantic feelings they'd be interesting as friendly rivals.

>>13122076
OP here
Even as diehard YuyuYukari shipper, as long as it stays platonic I'm pretty cool with that ship.

>>13121873
>But I like uddick.
R-really?

>>13122089
Why would you expect thousand-year old humanoids to be monogamous?

>>13122115
I wouldn't expect it, but I think the idea of never ending loyalty to one and one alone being a cute idea. An outdated, nigh-impossible idea, but a cute one.

>>13122126
I'd say that loyalty includes being able to share intimacy with others without fear of being pushed away or abandoned.

As long as it involves cuddling and lap pillows when taking breaks from competing against each other.

Sisterly yukaten with refined onee-sama Yukarin and energetic little sister Tenshi sounds good, too.

>>13122181
That's a viable way to see it too I have to admit.
However, I'd hate to see Yukari or Yuyuko being with somebody else despite them being still in a working, loving relationship.

Cause I think if you are truly in love with someone you (shouldn't) have a desire to want to be with someone else, you get my meaning?

>>13122224
I get your meaning. It's just a poor and limiting one. After all, children have both a mother and a father.

>>13122331
How did you jump from Yuri to polygamy to dismissing monogamy to kids having mother and father? ._.

>>13122076
>>13122192

Do yurishits make it a contest to see who can come up with the dumbest crack pairing? Fucking yurifans.

>>13122419
Shut up! Wriggle x Koakuma forever!

>>13122451
Give it up, this fucktard can't comprehend the purity and beauty that lies in yuri relationships.
goddamn homophobs

Oh man I love crack pairings!

>>13122464
Op here:
wrong franchise for my thread but yeah, I approve of Homura/Kyouko,

>>13122469
Them's fightan words.

>>13122456
>"someone doesn't like lesbians being obnoxious!"
>"oh noes they're homophobs"

>>13122714
Your wording and declarations that lesbians are obnoxious is reason enough to use the word homophobe, is it not?

>>13122736
>yurifags are spamming
>"saying that lesbians are obnoxious means you're homophob dude"
I'll remember to call anyone who doesn't like spanking a prude uptight racist.

>>13122816
I know your troll-logic does forbid it, but where is the connection between disliking spanking and racism?

>>13122842
How about you explain how lesbians being obnoxious leads to anyone complaining about them is homophobe?
That is, if you can.

>>13122889
>implying yurifags aren't hypocriticals assholes

Lots of who are you quoting and emoticons in here.
Are you sure you ended up in the right board?

>>13122905
Yeah, this makes me scared.

/jp/ isn't naturally like this.

>>13122905
Emoticons are from the /u/ crossies.
But the who are you quoting are all /jp/'s. I experimented posting it on other board, it's considered shitposting and erased everywhere else.

>>13122916
"Who are you quoting" means the quoting abuse, not the actual who are you quoting responses.

>>13117533
I think it's time for that split thread about now, op.

>>13122926
Tell me how to, that's my first thread that got quite a size

>>13122921
That's still the most retarded meme /jp/ could come up with.

>>13122939
It's not, you shouldn't abuse the quotin function.

>>13122946
Real "funny", dude.
I hope we'll good a good janitor that won't hesitate to ban shitposters spewing that meme.

>>13122939
Why? It's not a meme, abusing the quoting function for this green texting belongs on /b/.

>>13122952
>THIS IS WHAT NEWFAGS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
I take it that not only you're new, but also that you never visited /x/, /pol/, /tg/ or even /v/.

>>13122959
Who are you quoting?

And no, /jp/ is /jp/, if you want to greentext, do it elsewhere.

>>13122935
Make new thread. Link to this one in the op. Explain why you like your couple in the op.

>>13123002
In other words, running away and going "fuck the rules" by making the same exact thread.

>>13123835
"condense your threads" is a suggestion, not a rule

>yurifag couldn't handle the heat, had to run away