/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13107288
First for LOVE CONQUERS ALL.

>>13107292
Actual development? In my harem shit?

Get outa here.

>>13107292
I was surprised by that too but the series isn't ending any time soon from what I can tell. I wonder where it goes from here.

>>13107235
Well chances are the game will be translated at some point since Alicesoft has translators who give a damn and don't give up after three games.
Course, everyone's still waiting on the translation for Galzoo AKA monstergirl Pokemon island.

Elves are for ____________

>>13107312
Whipping.

>>13107312
Overdone questions are for _______

Would you let her tend to your wounds?

>>13107312
Feeding hard candy to.

>>13107316
Should we do something new already, King of OC?

>>13107318
Yes. Yes we should.

>>13107318

Sure, why not. Being wounded sucks ass.

>>13107318
But I have my Shirohebi whitemage healing my wounds.

>>13107292
Amnesia or "lol didn't happen" in next chapter

>>13107321
No by all means, let's do the same shit at the beginning of every thread.

That won't get old.

>>13107334
>every thread
It hasn't even been done for very long.
Get that stick out of your ass, grumps.

>>13107336
Not that guy, but it was done for quite some time already

>>13107338
Has it?
I wouldn't know, and don't feel like surfing through archives.

>>13107312
Spoiling with exorbitant amounts of sweets.

Followed by tender bullying when they put on weight. Because no ones even seen a chubby elf but I damn well want to find out if its possible

What would you do for a Glacies Bar?

>>13107312
Leading on and and then dumping.

>>13107343
Sell White Russians.

Since PRW started his space opera in the Desert, I'm starting mine in some frozen wasteland. Note: no MGs appear yet.

http://pastebin.com/RmCahyq5

>>13107312
Removing
You_know_what_pic.jpg

>>13107343
Drink and let all the girls hit on me.

>>13107343
Impregnate every girl in it.

>>13107312

I don't fucking know, alright?

>>13107365
Fine, I'll give you the answer.
It's impregnating

>>13107360
You would have to take responsibility for all of them you know.

>>13107371
You act like that isn't already my plan.

>>13107347
Good setting building. I wish there was more dialogue.

>>13107370
Would impregnate/10

>>13107312
Hand holding, lovingly impregnating, cuddling, kissing on the forehead, ear nibbling, headpats, sitting on the couch with while talking about our day, sitting together on a swing watching the sun set, and sex in the missionary position with the lights off, eyes closed, under the covers, while holding hands for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>13107370

>Impregnating

What, now you're gonna tell me I'm involved in this?

>>13107376
Dialogue is my strongest suite, so don't worry.

>>13107328
>You will never travel with your group lamia partners to a mansion that most consider a paradise
>You will never be catered to hand and foot by several women, you along with your companions, for all your needs
>You will never realize that it's a succubus house where the women take men and use them for energy for the rest of their lives while disposing of the women who visit there, full-on MizuryuuLand-style
>Your Shirohebi partner will never overcome the bombardment of lewdness seeping from every breath of air in the mansion to defeat the head succubus to save you and your friends

>>13107382
But you are.
You have to impregnate every Elf to make sure their species doesn't die out.

>>13107374
But you'd have plenty of horny monstergirl moms how want to have sex with you, sometimes all at once. And you'll have to raise all those kids as well. They'll all want daddy to give them piggyback rides, but if you do, you'll be there all day.

>>13107392
But they deserve to die out.

>>13107393
>Not giving away piggyback rights by having them fight against each other, thus making them stronger

Bro, do you even parent?

>>13107393
Anon. You don't act like that's what I want.

>>13107399
Why let them die out when they allow you to breed a superior race?

Give in to the cheesy love
Give in to the saucy romance
Give in to the doughy girls

>>13107412
No, I hate these girls.

>>13107405
That's why I hate elves, they think they're so superior. Which is why they get "raped" To them, human men are nothing more then dogs, living breathing dicks for them to use. But since they have their sense of pride, they don't ask men for sex, they allowed themselves to get raped. It gets them off, to be breeded by a mindless animal like you. In the cases where the men are too kind to rape them, pr when the elves are feeling mean, they become the rapists. Then, they can remind stupid weak humans of their place, while telling them they should be honored to be fucking an elf. In these instances, they get off on controlling a lesser species, and destroying their innocence and drinking their tears. Either way, elves are shit.

>>13107412
Git gud.

>>13107412
Pizza is not a liquid.

>>13107416

The fuck is this? Is she made out of spider eyes?

>>13107416

>Those eyes

I'm scared.

>>13107421
It's coke.

>>13107416
>Git gud
Bitch please.
Someone post gigapuddingmetz, I lost mine

>>13107424
>doesn't know that coke is made from spider eyes

>>13107422
>Making a coke aspara
>Also editing it in a way to appeal to cross-eye fetish

What a trooper.

>>13107428
It's way to late for me to care about that.

Same with monster engery, at this point, I don't care if they puit rat piss in it.

I'm in.

>>13107424

Well then.

Coke corrodes your bones, dissolves raw meat, and is often used to remove rust from engines and bloodstains from the streets after murders.

So no, YOU git gud.

>>13107435
>*energy
>*put
Always proofread at least twice kids.

>>13107437
Even water dissolves things.
Just not at the same rate. Coke also tastes oh so good.

>>13107437
I am gud, at least mine is a liquid.

>>13107438
I just thought you were quaking so badly because of the secret ingredient in coke.

>>13107437
Water carves stone, paper rends flesh, stones can be thrown at people, and magnets put gravity to shame.

Sahaugins haven't gone extinct have they?

>>13107440
>Coke tastes good
>not like acid
Not that guy but seriously.

>>13107437
At least Pepsi isn't made by jewnukis

>>13107447
I can hear them, crawling in my mind...

>>13107450
What's wrong with acid? Black Dragon kisses taste like acid.

>>13107450
>saying it tastes like acid
I bet you're one of those faggots who like Mountain Dew.

>>13107452

>Implying I'm a Pepsifag

Sprite is the ultimate patrician choice, you heathen.

>>13107452
>defending pepsi
You disgust me.

Dr Pepper > all other pop

>>13107457
I think Sunkist is better.
It's certainly supported by Ra and Solaire.

>>13107457
Hah, sprite a shit.

I have Irn Bru, because best nation on Earth.

It's a true drink, and made from girders.

>>13107468
>pop

>Soda War II has started
Okay then.

>>13107468
>Pop
Grandpa please.

>>13107456
>implying mountain dick isn't equally as shitty, but more so for the people that drink it.

>>13107460
Coke's downfall is it's jewnuki ownership, but does taste better than pepsi unless we're talking cherry, then cherry RC___is clearly the best soda

>>13107468
>pop
I spy a minnesotan

>>13107468
>Dr. Pepper Cherry > all other soda
FTFY

>>13107468
It's not the best, but it's certainly high up there.
It's the Lancelot of soda.

>>13107468
>pop
Old man please, monster girls want young men who can keep an erection.

>>13107471

What the fuck is Im Bru? Sounds like some kind of stupid homodudebro energy drink.

>>13107480
>minnesotan
Almost, Ohioan

>>13107468
That shit is fucking vile.

>>13107479
Mountain Shit is the worst drink.
Seriously.
Code Red is redeemable.

I hate all of you and your shitty drinks.

STOP TALKING ABOUT SODA!

>>13107494
Make me.

>>13107494
Fight me, non believer.

>>13107487
It's a soft drink from Scotland.

No it isn't an energy drink, but it is bright orange

>>13107496
Okay. Here's a Dragon who wants to be covered in your seed.

>>13107501
>Implying it's something you can drink
>implyinh it isn't meant to scare you onto a path of righteousness

>>13107501

Looks gay. Sprite a best.

LEMON POWER SUPREME

>>13107468
>>13107481

Okabe pls go.

You better learn to appreciate the more refined taste of iced tea before you rot your teeth with soda pop

Cant understand why anyone would drink hot bewerages with cookies or cake, though

>>13107496
>>13107499
But anons,

The excess sugars and acids in sodas will lead to dental problems in your waifu and kids.

Along with obesity.

You don't want a fat waifu do you?

>>13107494
No

>>13107504
Oh, I've got a lot of seed for her.....

>Drinking soda
>Not drinking your milk to become strong and healthy and tough
Boys will be boys.

>>13107514
>soda leads to bad teeth and obesity
Jesus fucking christ, who let this retard in?

>>13107513
Tea tastes like shit.

>>13107514
Diet soda.

>>13107501
And yet it tastes nothing like oranges. Scots are fucking weird.

I bet Nessie would be drinking it but she needs three fiddy for more bottles

>>13107513

MINT TEA A BEST

EVERYTHING ELSE IS SHIT

>>13107508
>>13107511
Irn Bru's really nice, I do like sprite but Bru is sweet as fuck and tastes good.

>>13107519
Diet soda is actually worse for you.

>>13107517

FIRST FOR CHOCOLATE MILK

>>13107516
>Chin Chin
Anon...that's dirty.

>>13107519
>Tea tastes like shit
You're not making it right. You a shit.

Huh. This thread went to Hell in a handbasket. Because of soda. Ain't that some shit. Good night anons.

Why aren't you drinking a man's drink? Why aren't you drinking beer?

>>13107521
It's a mix of fruits mate, who wants oranges for a soft drink?

The variation that is mixed with ginger beer is fucking fantastic, and there's a funny Christmas advert for it.

>>13107513
I usually drink simple water
It's too much of a hassle to make proper tea and soda a shit

>>13107532
Pleasant dreams.

>>13107533

Beer tastes like shit.

I'm boring and I mostly just drink water.

>>13107533
>beer
I'd rather try to outdrink a Jinko in vodka and lose

>>13107533
Because my uncle was an alcoholic that constantly beat me whenever he could.

>>13107542
You taste like shit.

>>13107549

...You an Alp or something?

>>13107531
>Chin Chin

I hadn't noticed that, but it just makes it better.

>>13107532
You can't have a good conversation without derailing a few threads anon.

>>13107547
And on that note...
Would you be a Pharaoh's partner in her fencing club?

>>13107554
FUCK OFF, THIS IS DRINK GENERAL NOW

>>13107554
Only if she had Sunkist.
I'd pour it on her body and lick it up.

>>13107552
No anon.

He's a cannibal.

>>13107533
>drinking beer
>drinking shit that has tons of estrogens and makes you a sissy wimp
>not drinking glorious vodka
Fucking pleb

>>13107552
Just a connoisseur of anons with great taste.

>>13107547
That makes me laugh for some reason

>>13107531
>You're not making it right.

I'm not the one making it.

>>13107556

MINERAL WATER IS BEST WATER

>>13107565

You sound more like a connoisseur of shit.

>>13107574
FUCK YOU I LIKE SPRING YOU DICK!

>>13107564
While Vodka is pretty good I prefer Whisky myself.

>>13107572
There's your problem.
Either get a Wight to make some for you, or make it yourself.that's the only way you're guaranteed to have a good cup.
Also, honey.

>>13107513
Tea tastes gross, no matter how much I sweeten it.

Can we get various Barometz and Milk-girl-whose-name-I-forgot of various soda flavors and other drink sitting around a table and bickering?

>>13107581
>honey
>>13107582
>sweetening it

You're damned fools. What makes tea good is the bitterness.

>>13107585
Now I see why you like sucking cock so much.

You would drink with a monstergirl, right?

>>13107585
Might as well man up and drink coffee then if you're gonna drink something bitter.

>there are people in this thread right now that don't exclusively consume sprecher's root beer

>>13107598
Yes.

>>13107598
No.

>>13107598
Drinking is for degenerates

>>13107598
I would drink wine from the soft tits of a Grapesnake, yes.

>>13107598
Her lower body is really big, she needs to lose some weight

>>13107600
But I do. I drink three cups of black coffee a day.

>>13107598
I'd happily drink together with a crow tengu!

Gatorade > anything non alcoholic
Whiskey > anything alcoholic
Call the cops I don't give a fuck
also spider girls are best girls

>>13107598

I don't drink alcohol much

>>13107598
I guess I would.

>>13107617
>all this shit taste

>>13107598
Why is she wasting all that wine?

>>13107625
She wants you to clean it up.

>>13107625
It's not wasted if you lick it off of her.

>>13107609
But anon, her lower body is perfect as a head rest.

>>13107623
But anon Gatorade has everything plants crave!

>>13107598
I'd drink from my monstergirl wife.

>>13107627
>>13107632
B-But anons! I cannot do that! I'm not married to her! And she's a monster!

>>13107641
It's too early to be a faggot.

Just stop that stuttering bullshit.

>>13107468
ARE YOU INSANE!?

>>13107637
I laughed
MGs would love a movie that is just one male ass circling around for an hour

>>13107644
o-ok

>>13107641
Are you just going to let her body get all sticky? You'll have to clean it up, no matter where it goes.

>>13107641
Bacchus-chan approves. And if a goddess approves it, what's the problem?

>>13107598

>Drinking with monsters
>Drinking with anyone at all

Drinking time is a time of lonely meditation.

>Not drinking glorious Jägermeister
>From a beerglass
>warm
weaklings

>>13107598
>Demon girl
>Skull

NOPE.

>>13107659
Muh nigga

>>13107617
>gatorade

I hope you didn't like your enamel anon, because it's gone now.

>>13107601
You. You my nigga.

>>13107663
>doesn't want to drink with a Succubus & Morte
Shit taste.

>>13107662
Jägermeister is actually the only type of alcohol that's taste i enjoy

>>13107468
I just drink water, tea, coffee and alcohol such as beer, wine etc.

I haven't touched any soda/pop or whatsoever in atleast two years now. I don't see how all that sugar can be good for you.

Far more interresting: What kind of names would various drinks in MGC have?

>>13107601
Never even heard of that brand until now.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

>>13107662

>Not drinking one of the most powerful solvents water

Schweinehund.

>>13107663
that's just the skull of her late husband, she could never part from him or forgive herself for his demise (of natural causes) and now carries him around.

I stopped drinking 3 years ago. Could I give an Oni an aneurysm by forcing her to listen to my story of sobriety?

>>13107670
I'm not stupid nor desperate enough to trade my life and soul for pussy.

>>13107673
This one is called a "cocktail".

>>13107685
>implying she killed that guy
Anon, I said it's just Morte. Play along.

>>13107688

>cocktail

Holy shit

>>13107688
I would if I knew that tail was properly cleaned beforehand.

>>13107688
I hate you.

>>13107693
This one is called Sake On the Rocks.

>>13107710
Why?

>>13107712
For rocks they look pretty soft.

>>13107716
Your knees will go soft if you take it double.

>>13107292
>>13107301
>>13107332
I dunno what happens regarding it, but apparently they don't actually start going out for another 18 chapters. Whether they just hold off a bit to deal with shit, or do just go "lol misunderstanding!" again, I don't know.

>>13107741
>another 18 chapters
It's fine. She deserves a proper courtship.

>>13107513
I do love a nice glass of raspberry iced tea.

>>13107741
I don't know why manga can't just show people in relationships together. The only one I know of that bucks the trend is Love Roma.

>>13107754
Well, the manga's apparently up to like, 100 in raws, so that's another 12 chapters already presumably showing them in a relationship.
Though apparently in those 12 chapters they've not done much more with each other than holding hands.

>>13107759
>holding hands
How depraved.

>be orc
>join army to get a husband like mom and grandma did
>no training, have to make hammer out of a big stick, a rock, and a rope
>no armor
>unit is a mishmash of lizardmen and their polished swords, some amazons, and a very loud salamander
>we see our captain: a lizardman with very good armour, a shield, and a spear
>she's married and this is her job
>she orders us onto carts
>we are driven from the shadow of the demon realm into the green lands that birth men
>there's several pillars of smoke in the distance
>salamander tells me when the humans win they take all the dead and burn them so we couldn't raise them as zombies and skeletons
>another pillar of smoke rises in the distance
>that's were we are headed
>try not to cry
>cry a lot

>>13107754
Kare Kano?

>>13107759
Still better than Mysterious Girlfriend X I suppose.

>>13107754
Because Otaku's are obsessed with purity.

I feel the same, Highschool DxD suffers from the same problem on top of the fact the author can have his MC get laid because of the editor.

>>13107764
This is why you should just move to Mordor. There's boys there for everybody, and chances are you can avoid getting raped by spooky Man-Wight if you just find a hole to hole up in.

>>13107766
>Kare Kano
Hmm I'm not familiar with that one. I'll look into it.

>>13107754
Because in relationship drama is an anathema to the nerd/otaku. Getting together with the person you love is a happily-ever-after so far as the core audience is concerned.

>>13107778
It's wonderful.

>>13107767
Yeah. I remember reading that, loved it for a while. Got as far as the switch with the idol, I think.

Wasn't it that they got together nigh at the beginning, and had all of 2% development over the course of the entire series? Makes me not want to go back and finish it for sure...

>>13107779
Sounds dumb.
I like it showing the relationship, like the one where a guy dates and fucks an older woman who looks like a petite girl.

>>13107779
But that's awful. Getting together is just the start of toil and trouble.
Maybe Crabman will understand this, and make story go on after Smith wins.

>>13107779
Yeah but you would think that you would still see it in Shoujo manga but that doesn't happen either.

>>13107770
>Mordor
the place that lost over 200,000 fighters in a day, is in constant wars of conquest/ruination, and forces you to join their military?
I don't see what could possibly go wrong
I fucking hate shadow of mordor

>>13107288

And here's to you, Mrs. Monstergirl,
Anon loves you more than you will know.
Woa, Woa, Woa
God bless you, please Mrs. Monstergirl.
Heaven holds a waifu for those who pray,
Hey, hey, hey

>>13107791
>hate shadow of mordor
Your opinion is different from mine, and I do not like it.

>>13107788
>>13107789
>>13107790

Because the only ever drama people fall upon is the rollar coaster of break up and get back together that every other show ever does unless they two actually marry. Or cheating and NTR drama. Not many people have done good stories about being a father either. At the very least no one has really tried.

>>13107791
I love it.

It would be even better if you could molest P'Orcs instead of killing Uruks.

>>13107779
>Getting together with the person you love
Unless NTR and DRAMA is involved
SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO

>>13107785
I got a little further than that but I haven't finished it either. I should finish that and Good Ending but my preferences haven't swung around from comedy to drama in a while.

>>13107795
Yotsuba is great though.

>>13107798
Do you get off on being a retard?

>>13107797
>lose and get raped
>some of the P'Orcs put on chastity belts after you rape them

>>13107795
>Not many people have done good stories about being a father either

>implying
Best daughteru-dicking story ever told

>>13107797
It completely rapes the lore, and not rape like your monster waifu, but rape like actual rape from a violent gangbanger on your ass with no lube.
It's impossible for me to not despise it.

>>13107825
Yeah well guess what anon?

I don't care

>>13107821
>expect father daughteru healing and shenanigans
>end up with fatheru and daughteru loving eachother
Still mad.

did something happen in the world of monster girls or do you guys normally get 100 replies per hour

>>13107825
>lore
Tolkien wrote his stuff so people could get away from the reality of warfare and suffering. Stop treating his stuff like a religious nut. He wouldn't give a shit about Elf ghosts and exploding heads as long as it did what it was meant to.
Tolkien supported escapism.

>>13107826
neither did the game makers and I hate them for it

>>13107821
He waited far too long

>>13107828
Tale of Genji. Should have seen it coming.

op pic is pretty cute tho

>>13107829
We're normally faster than the rest of /jp/.
That's probably the reason.

>>13107829
This is normal. And of course there's>>13107292

>>13107829

It's usually faster then this, slow day today

>>13107829
SODA IS IMPORTANT

>>13107828
>not liking daughteru dicking
Faggot

>>13107832
>getting this assblasted because they didn't treat your shitty books like religious text

>>13107835
>Tale of Genji
What?

>>13107844
It's a thousand years old novel.

>>13107829
>>13107837
A bit of both really. The main herione and hero of a monster girl manga "Jitsu wa Watashi wa" kissed in the most recent translation. It's caused quite a stir.

>>13107834
>not the "fuck me like a beast, daddy, fuck me pregnant" pic
One job, anon

>>13107847
How does it related to Usagi Drops?

>>13107856
I dunno, I've never read Usagi Drop. Daughteru dicking is bad, no matter what the Bible says. Or was Lot more about fatheru V'ing?

>>13107831
It's just getting things right.
This is so different from middle-earth and how it functioned that it would have been better for them to use their own original setting.
Why make a game based on something if you're going to disregard the source material is my question.

>>13107871
Waa-waa-waa. It's a fun game, your bitching isn't going to make me enjoy it any less and I've read LoTR 8 times.

>>13107828
You can read pic related for that
HAHAHAHAH
That shit is hell of a feelcoster ride. Ride doesn't end even on the last fucking page
Bretty gud

>>13107860
>Daughteru dicking is bad
Says who?
It's highly encouraged in MGE

>>13107871
Not him but they've got to milk Tolkien while there's still movies being made. It's not like there's going to be an Episode 7 of Lord of the Rings unless they dig into The Simarillion. God help us if they do. They'll fucking butcher it.

>>13107883
>MGE
As if I care about that. I say it's bad. I'm my own man! I know it's just like, my opinion, man, but that's good enough for me. So none of that shit for me.

>>13107883
We've been over this. It is not highly encouraged.

It is not taboo, it is not looked down upon, but nor is it actively encouraged. It is simply accepted as another form of love.

Except in say, Dark Elf circles and Dhampir circles.
Dark Elves like to use daddy for BDSM Practice, and Dhampirs want to "Save" their daddies.

>>13107886
>Silmarillion movie
Why not something about the Alatar/Pallando and their adventures in the East?

I mean, Tolkien said jack all about these two. You can't possibly butcher canon if there's no canon. Hell, you can even base the "they succeeded to fuck Sauron up and weakened his dominion over men, that's why his forces against the West are weaker than they otherwise would be" and "They failed their duty and got tempted, starting magic cults that may have outlasted Sauron" thing into your good/evil choices and endings.

>>13107900
Just out of curiosity, do you think the Fellowship of the Ring was "butchered" because Tom Bombadil wasn't in it?

>>13107894
I'm not really into daughter incest, but you can't be serious. Anything involving dicking is encouraged in MGE.

One of the draws of the setting is that you can dick whatever you want, whenever you want.

>>13107876
the biggest sin isn't so much the game itself but the people that'll think its plausible within canon and thus perpetuate it.
I can see why people would like the gameplay.
It's not as bad as battle of five armies in that regard though since that movie is just depressing

>>13107834
sauce?

She's got a hot temper.

>>13107913
Edited pic from original manga

>>13107914
Please stop ruining all women with your pants tree stump, Hound.

>>13107900
I don't remember that in The Simarillion. Is it in the lost books or something?

>>13107906
That was a dissapointment but the Lord of the Rings trilogy had the problem of too much source material where as The Hobbit has not enough material to make three movies with out just making stuff up.

>>13107911
>plausible within canon
I have never given any thought to something like this. It's a fun game with a shitty story. Who cares whether it's plausible for it to have happened in the setting?
The game is fun. That's the long and short of it.

>>13107914
Just ruin her value as a woman already with your mammoth dick.

So were there raws of a new EMG chapter several threads ago? I was sure I remembered a couple new pictures but I might be crazy

>>13107909
Okay, fair point. But you can't really say it's "Highly Encouraged", when outside of a couple particular cultures, it's simply just as encouraged as everything else, as you even said.

>>13107921
>That was a disappointment
You actually LIKED that fucking piece of shit that ruined TWO CHAPTERS of the book? FUCK YOU, and FUCK TOLKIEN for writing him.
I'd take a hundred of those QTE bossfights over Tom fucking Bombadil.

>>13107925
Check the archives for last Saturday. It was done late in the thread.

>>13107925
Yes.

Hot Springs. Cute Yuki-Onna. Possibly a post-series flash-forward.

>>13107928
Whatever, dude.

>>13107934
You just confirmed yourself as being a fanatic you know. Nobody in their right mind actually liked Tom Bombadil. Even Jar Jar Binks was less annoying.

>>13107938
I'm having a discussion whereas you're having an argument. Don't get your dick in a tizzy over things that shouldn't matter to you.

>>13107906
I don't have many qualms with LoTR trilogy actually, but good grief Hobbit was awful. LoTR was written as an epic and so got the epic movie treatment, I can accept stuff being cut out because that's how you do movies of epics. But Hobbit was written as a fairytale... and so got the epic movie treatment.

Which resulted in things like goat riding, elk riding, boar riding, dwarf escape stunts with Smaug, who by the way knows where Bilbo is and does not kill him immediately despite figuring out that he has the ONE FUCKING RING despite Smaug being greedy beyond conception and the One Ring being more precious than literally all the gold ever, Thorin getting dragon sickness instead of being a superjew from the get-go, Dale prison break, maggot-folk of Mordor, DEAD DWARVES IN SNOW and that ridiculous elf love subplot that ended in BECAUSE IT WAS TRUE.

Hobbit should've been about Smaug killing Bilbo, bitchslapping Sauron's shit and ruling on as the Dragon-Lord of Middle Earth.

>>13107921
They get like an one-sentence mention whenever Istari are being discussed, including in the Silmarillion.

>>13107941
What's there to discuss? I sincerely doubt you can explain to me how Tom Bombadil wasn't pure shit.

>>13107946

See:

>>13107934

>>13107944
And the Fellowship should have used the eagles to fly into Mordor.
That's right, shit's dumb. Still great.
>>13107948
>I'm having a discussion
>Whatever, dude
Wow.

>>13107900
shit, he never wrote any of that.
>Sauron's forces taking over the east
>Wicked dwarves
>the dark lands of the south
>the new lands to the west
>the gates of morning
>the fate of Maglor
>the lands north of the withered heath
there is a lot of shit he didn't even touch
I don't think we even have a world map that extends beyond the first age

>>13107946
He saved them from the wights and in the barrows Pippin found the sword he'd use to help Eowyn kill the witch-king?
Kind of a long shot.

>>13107944
Personally, I liked the Hobbit films, though some of the changes did bug me.

The only one I couldn't stand was the Dwarf-Elf love plot. God that was a million kinds of stupid. Pure Fanfiction-tier bullcrap. "Oh, here's this OC who's super-special and awesome. She's a high-ranking guard in the Forest Elf Kingdom, who the Prince, Legolas, is in love with. And then she's so great, one of the Dwarves who have a lengthy feud with the elves falls for her too!"

Maybe, MAYBE, I could've forgiven this shit that seemed like it was written by a 13 year old girl if they'd at least made her a decently competent character, but outside of a quick couple fights, she's just so USELESS.

And what does it all amount to? A "Lesson" for Legolas' dad that they could've crammed in a dozen other ways if they really fucking felt the need to.

>>13107954
no wait that was Merry. I am a dumb fuck.

>>13107954
>He saved them from the wights and in the barrows Pippin found the sword he'd use to help Eowyn kill the witch-king?
And this could only be accomplished through two chapters of annoying singing by a character that's practically a god?

>>13107924
>>13107918
Cool it you hot heads.

>>13107952
Nope, eagles say in their very first appearance that men would shoot their shit down if they went into their territories. They wouldn't get anywhere near Orodruin.

Besides, adding dumb shit to a book is bad and the book already having some dumb shit to begin with doesn't make it any better. Hobbit was an awfully padded-out piece of shit.

>>13107961
She's a dragon?

>>13107964
>men would shoot their shit down
>yet they don't shoot them down
>ever
>at any time
>they make the same fucking flight
>only now hundreds of thousands of lives were lost
Eeeehhh. Let's stop talking about this. Shadow of Mordor P'Orcs are still olev.

>>13107972
>olev
>an army to enslave humanity

>>13107980
>being enslaved by P'Orcs
The horror, the horror. I bet we'll have to mudwrestle with them and stuff.

>>13107961
>Lay her down
>Kiss her gently
>Tell her she looked a little chubby in that outfit she wore today
>Try to make her orgasm before she kills you

Have you rubbed an Elf's ears while stuffing her womb with your seed lately?

>>13108011
Now that's a punishment game.

>>13108015
>Impregnating an elf
Gross.

>>13108015
I prefer nibbling on them.

>>13108025
Ear nibbling is the best whether giving or receiving.

>>13108015

No, sir. I've only done the former while making her blush profusely by calling her cute.

>>13108025
Grade A taste.
Would you nibble one ear while rubbing the other?

>>13107958
It could've been good for the action if the action was good, I'll grant you that. But then you have things like Legolas doing fucking airjumps, Azog being alive/wielding the dumbest flail possible/doing that "Did you expect a cute girl? Too bad, it's me, Azog!" shit with the ice, everybody riding weird shit, Dain's boar smiling and frowning with him like they're conjoined twins (Dain was admittedly pretty cool though), elves jumping over dwarven phalanx, wargs being relegated to mounts and comic relief despite being fully intelligent in the book, Beorn and Radagast deep striking into the orcs instead of getting their glorious "the cavalry has arrived" moment, Beorn not fucking Bolg's shit up, Gandalf doing that fucking moth thing again, no ATTERCOP! ATTERCOP! and Bilbo stabbing that baby spider/wind scorpion thing to get at the ring (to show that the ring is evil, mind you, while we're plainly told that he was largely uninfluenced until his later years and ultimately passed the ring-test even then).

The only really good things were Smaug and the Dale fight, but Smaug still should have roasted Bilbo the very second that he figured out he had the One Ring. That, and the Goblin King. I really liked the him in the book and the movie GK looks pretty spot-on in being goofy instead of another scarred orc with unarmored chest.

>>13108031
Yes. Ear nibbling is pure bliss.

>>13108035
Afcoarse, and I would alternate between them with the occasional pecking in her neck.

Since Hound's monstercock was mentioned, I went to check out the affinities of some of our new couples from writefaggotry.

>Morgan and Shai
>83%
>ecstasy of Morgan, 0 times
>ecstasy of Shai, 2 times
>Craig and Farai
>100%
>0 orgasms for both
Make of that what you will.

>>13108045
Good lad.
I'd share some liquor with you.

>>13108050
You have the link to that site?

>>13108057
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/

>>13108059
>Use two of my characters
>MC and ginger wolfu
>92%
Well then.

>>13108050
>Willis and Rhea
>100%
>Ecstasy of Willis, 0 times
>Ecstasy of Rhea, 9 times
Poor guy.

>>13108036
Dwarven Phalanx was beautiful.

It was a "meh" movie overall but dem dwarves man.

That and the lone group of humans amongst the elves going "yep, we're here."

>>13108063
>Use MC and his succubus student
>100%
>MC came zero times
>Succubus came 9 times
Whelp, I'm done with writefagging.

>>13107379
wow, sick. I would love it

>>13108050
>Anton and Sherry
>73%
>Ecstasy of Anton, 8 times
>Ecstasy of Sherry, 9 times
Jesus christ

>>13108050
>http://pastebin.com/m51RFhuj
More when?

>>13108086
LIKE RABBITS.

>>13108083
This isn't Joe the Chemistry teacher, is it?

>>13108071
Yeah, dwarf phalanx was great but I didn't like how soon they broke it and just bumrushed the other army down for no reason. I know that there needs to be some action but come on, the point of the phalanx is that you don't break it. It was working so damn well too, would probably have been enough to win if it had been a real battle against a bunch of unarmored orcs.

Though in all fairness the LoTR movies probably had errors like that too, but they have nostalgia going for them.

>>13108095
It is.
>Do MC and his Harpy student
>100%
>MC came 3 times
>Harpy came 0 times
It just keeps getting worse.

What do you guys think of Dollarhams?

>>13108101
Not enough stories about them.

>>13108101
They're at their cutest when escaping traffic cops or trying to seduce mad scientists.

>>13108101
Neck Pussy

>>13108059

>Affinity app doesn't work

well what the fuck

>>13108101
All sorts of fun can be had with their detachable heads.

>>13108101
I think they're great.

>>13108113
Works fine for me.

>>13108101
Endless, or at least 17 possibilities.

>>13108092
I guess that means they have a shit load of kids if I ever write a sequel

>>13108101
Lots of kinky things

>>13108059
>a hobo and Charon
>74%
>Ecstasy of Hobo : 4 times
>Ecstasy of Charon : 6 times

OTP

>>13108098
Yeah.

I would rather have had the dwarves stay a shield wall while the elves shot over but NOPE! No tactics here

>>13108098
The orcs were shit in the hobbit, they were all huge and muscled and suddenly well drilled.
Come BoFA and they're getting their shit pushed in by unarmored peasants while wearing thick metal.
What's annoying is that there are "super orcs" in the hobbit; the bodyguard of Bolg that Thorin and company and the men and elves couldn't beat.

>>13108100
>MC and smoking dragon student
>100%
>His daughteru
>100%
>One smart Wurm
>95%
>One dumb Wurm
>88%
>One Holst nobody remembers
>66%
For the love of god he's a man whore.

>>13108101

Looking at drawfags' art makes me think how incompetent I am and how I'll never be able to be skillful enough to do something worthwhile.

>>13108127
Now do one with an anubis

>>13108131
Guess what?
Hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise.

>>13108133
There are no Anubis students or characters yet

>>13108137
dragonslut would be the happiest

>>13108142
You know what happens to Dragonsluts? This >>13108069

>>13108142
Anubisfucker pls
I can't into Anubi, and have no character ideas for one.

But just for giggles.
>MC and Anubis
>MC came 2 times
>Anubis came 8 times

>>13108133
An Anubis?
>Affinity of Laven and Shoshanah - 100%
>Ecstasy of Laven : 4 times
>Ecstasy of Shoshanah : 3 times

>>13108121
>You will never be husbando'd by Sherry and Anton's daughters, who pass you around every evening like a good traditional oni clan

Maybe my pelvis will survive after all

>>13108160
OTP

>>13108069
That's because so far he's only eaten her out, so the app is just testing his skill with his tongue

How do you

>Jimmy & Junko
>100%
>Jimmy 1
>Junko 8
Grow up soon, little one.

>>13108169
Whatever you're trying to do, that's not how you do it.

>>13108167
He hasn't eaten her out. The two of them have only kissed. It was the other girls he licked.

>>13108171
You beat me to it.
Confirmed OTP now though.

How do you feel about monster girls in hot springs?

>>13108186
They're meant to be.

>>13108186
I like the bodies that guy can draw, but his characters suffer from an awful butterface.

>>13108166
Hold your horses

>Affinity of Laven and Rose - 100%
>Ecstasy of Laven : 9 times
>Ecstasy of Rose : 7 times

>>13108186
I like Yuki-onnas in hot springs but they always make the water freezing

>>13108182
>>13108171
>Jimmy and Ophy
>84%
>Jimmy and Anubis
>72%
>Jimmy and Pharaoh
>66%
Guess we know which desert girl is worst, again.

>>13108192

Wouldn't they melt in a typical hot spring?

>>13107553
>Chin Chin

mfw in my homeland that means kiss

>>13108191
Do some of the other characters. I can't remember their names.

>>13108207
Like the Wyven?
She'll either be a 56 or a 100 though.

>>13108201
Glacies would be more likely to melt, although something like a Yeti's body heat would probably warm the hot spring up to Goku levels

>>13108208
Yeah her and the mantis. If he's even fucked the mantis yet, last chapter I read he was in her mind.

>>13108207
>>13108208
98% Then 100% for the other two.

>>13108191
>>13108160

Hmm, the only thing we can conclude is that both girls are great.

>>13108213
It's like this was planned.

>>13108154
I'm not him

>>13108219
Then who are you?

>>13108186

>>13108226
Who are you?

>>13108257
If I'm not him and you aren't you then who am I?

>>13108218
I'll admit that is true, but only for the baphomet. By then someone had pointed out the website and the trend and I didn't dare break it. Turned out it just simplified the process of choosing from the final shortlist of names, so it all worked out.

>>13108257

Who am I?

>>13108260
Then who was on the phone?

>>13108261
Clever girl.

>>13108090
Never!
Within a week or so.
>>13106484
Freckles.
Squishy parts are pale white-ish instead of pinkish.
Bio-luminescent stripes and patches instead of generic KC tattoo markings.
Wiggly prehensile sex-hair. Pic related.

I like to leave a lot of the characters' appearance up to the reader's imagination, so I'm sparse with details in the descriptions.

>>13108260
>>13108263

You are me but I`m not you

>>13108226
>>13108257
>>13108260
>>13108263
>>13108264
>>13108270
I'm neither one of you.

>>13108059
>Sebastian and Sonia
>99%
Welp. Can't figure out how to check their ecstasy though.

I want to cuddle an Oomukade

>>13108313
Why would you want to cuddle a washboard with 20 or so legs?

>>13108315
He's addicted to her cuddling.

>>13108313
>pale skin
>no chest
No thanks.

>>13108313
Once you get used to the legs it wouldn't be so bad. Just no biting.

I just want to sexually tease an elf before pretending I had no idea what I was doing and inviting her down to Valeries for FNM Is that so wrong? I'd also be buying some malifaux but she doesn't need to knwo that

http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/ashita-no-kyouko-san-r5097
I wonder if demon king is ever going to hook up with his fluffy tailed minion.

>>13108313
>pale skin
>no chest
Yes please!

>>13108313
I'd cuddle her and then some.

>>13108313
I want to cuddle an oomukade and slowly lick all over her venom glands.

>>13108101
Dullahan pregnancies would be a rite of passage for new people at hospitals.

Remember Anons, monsters want a gentleman on the streets and a freak in the sheets.

>>13108350
>Dullahan is giving birth
>You're filming with a video camera
>The doctor is shouting "The head is crowning"
>Head pops out and rolls along the floor at your feet
>Should have just done a C-section at the start

>>13108360
>Just a head
>Staring at you for a few seconds
>Then the crying starts
And that was how I peed myself in front of all of my colleagues at Sacred Heart Hospital

>>13108354
How freaky we talking?

Because an MG is going to think "Oh, he just likes cuddling and handholding" then I leap over the edge one day whe she's wants to indulge me in bed.

It's like a Pandora's box of fetishes

>>13108375
You could always bust out your MG's version of the kama sutra to start.

>Anon is the secretary for a powerful, domineering wight
>She asks him on a date
>He's intimidated by her and doesn't want to go, but he's afraid to refuse
>He agrees, but when he shows up to the meeting spot she drives him straight to a high-class hotel
>Anon realizes she's just taking advantage of him for sex, but he can't afford to lose his job
>Starts preparing himself, tries to banish the sad, powerless feeling
>They get to the room and wight boss goes into the bathroom
>He sits on the bed waiting, terrified by all of the S&M gear in the room
>Boss comes out in a skintight latex jumpsuit with a ball-gag in her mouth
>Hands Anon a paddle
>Bends over and rubs her ass against him, liquid dripping down the latex from the crotch-hole
>Looks over her shoulder with a lewd expression, drool running out around the gag
That was the day Anon learned his powerful CEO boss was secretly a hardcore masochist.

>>13108368
JD plz go

>>13108380
That's the tip of the ice berg anon.

Let's just say the sabbath is going to be selling a lot of potions, mushrooms, and maybe a scroll or two

And that only covers a quarter of what I would have planned

The MG would probably have one of those "what have I gotten myself into" moments.

There will always be cuddling though

>>13108385
Not until Dr. Cox gives me a hug!

>>13042156
Maid type: Kumiho
Name: Min-Jee
Personality: Possessive, cheerfull, gentle
Statement: "Don't look like that Master, you are young and certainly something to look at. Now please get out of bed, there are lot's of things we can do together today!
Notes: Does not get along well with other females.

Min-Jee joined MGC Maid Central after lingering for serveral years after finishing highschool, being unsure what to do. Min-Jee succesfully finished her final maid exam at the age of 24. She has however been unable to attain a Master for 3 years now.

As a maid Min-Jee has an average performance, performing her tasks and duties at a normal rate without any major issues. It is to be noted that Min-Jee does occasionly use her tails to aid her when performing tasks. MGC Maid Central would like to confirm that she was properly trained to do so and that there is no danger involved even when she handles boiling pots using her tails.

Min-Jee enjoys and will often take initiative and aid or interact with her Master in various ways. She is noted to often make various treats for her Master and will often randomly caress her Master with her tails and give positive comments.
Min-Jee is in addition known to often plan various days-out for her Master. These include a variety of events, such as hiking, sight-seeing and even ordinary walks through various points of interest in MGC and countryside. It is to be noted that Min-Jee will always accompany her Master during these short-trips. Min-Jee will also often hold unto her Master while doing so and occasionly glare at other Monstergirls nearby.

(Profile continued in next reply)

>>13108400
(Profile continued)

When not performing any duties Min-Jee occasionly enjoys reading various books on mythology in her room. However she prefers to spend most of her free time together with her Master. She enjoys wrapping her tails around him, stating that "he is hers now" and spending a lot of time hugging and cuddling with her Master. Min-Jee in addition enjoys talking about various topics, such as the news or weather. She however is noted to have a strong preference for subjects related to mythology and history. Min-Jee is also capable of telling many historical tales, stated to be both inspiring and motivating by examinators.

Min-Jee has an average build and follows a healthy lifestyle due to her frequently planned trips, supported by a proper diet.

MGC Maid Central recommends Min-Jee to a Master who enjoys a cheerful and caring maid and does not mind going on various trips in MGC together with their maid.

Notice: MGC Maid Central would like to clarify the following: It is indeed correct that the current age Monstergirl type called "Kumiho"does not eat and has no interrest in any form or shape in either human livers or human hearts. MGC Maid Central would like to confirm that this "urge" did indeed dissapear after the most recent Demon Lord took power cross-world. Subsequently Min-Jee stated during an interview that she would rather "rip her tails out" than having to turn into a human female.

>>13108381

>Anon is the secretary for a powerful, domineering wight
>She asks him on a date
>He says no
>She asks again
>He still says no in a deadpan tone, a tired expression all over his face
>She asks again, this time with a "pleeeease?" at the end
>He tell her not to deviate from her work and to stop slacking
>She hangs her head in shame and goes back to her office

>You'll never be the secretary for a powerful and domineering Wight who is cold to and harsh to everyone but you, and only you have the power to set limits to her when needed

>>13108399
Listen here newbie, I will not ever give a hug in this life or any other.

If you want to get feely with someone then go find your friend Chocolate Rain, I have a hospital to run.

>>13108400
>>13108405
I'd feed her some foie gras if you know what I mean.

>>13108381
>"Ma'am, I'm a secretary, and I only came on this date out of fear of being punished and bullied by you, do you really think I'm a dominant person?"

That's when I give her a condescending look.

>>13108438
Your going to foie gras her with foie gras?

>>13108407
>>13108381
>Wight CEO gets a new secretary
>Human boy
>She wasn't sure about it at first, was worried he would be a distraction
>Couldn't refuse him and risk a discrimination charge though
>As they work together she falls in love with how pure and innocent he is
>He cunt starts throbbing every time she smells him
>Can't bring herself to take advantage of him
>Does some research and ends up bumping into him 'by chance' at the grocery store he shops at
>Engages him in a chaste, tender romance
>They get married
>Wedding night, CEO bride waiting with excitement on their new bed
>Anon comes out in leather, holding handcuffs and rope
>Chugs a concentrated raging mushroom smoothie
>Evil grin
>Subjects his new bride to a ravaging so perverse and debauched it would make a lilim blush
>She doesn't even have time to notice her own shock and disillusionment, too busy cumming all over herself
>He's back to normal the next day
>Same innocent smile as always
>But whenever that bedroom door shuts...

>You'll never turn the tables on your boss's creepy attempts to get with you and pump her full of babies

>>13108448
>condescending look
You're only making her wetter, Anon.

It's too quiet. Lets play a game!
Think of your waifu that you aren't with yet, especially her personality. Got it? Good! If you don't, don't worry there is an alternate option.
Roll until you get a MG, twice if you couldn't decide on waifu.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Their personalities are switched, which do you go after?

>>13108487
>Ryu
>Switched with Dark Priest
Well then.

>>13108400
god damn it the one time im away from the thread
I'll take her.
can she be more than a maid? ie. a wife

>>13108487
>No waifu preferance
Let's do this.

>Kitsune-Bi
>Dark Priest
So... she get's a little more religious, I guess. Okay.