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Janitor, please delete this thread. If it's the same troll faggot as last time, could he be banned?

>>13074516
What's wrong with this thread?

>>13074516
>implying anyone gets banned
Just don't reply and use filters

Old thread's dead, time to use this one.

>kangaroo girls

surprised it's still up
>inb4 somebody makes another one

Daughterus are for hugs and kisses and raspberries on their bellies
Not Dicking

>tfw when kitsoviet is dead
>tfw we will never see the only scylla story we have finished

>>13081028
This is merely a hypothesis, obviously we need to dick more daughterus and further the research data.

>>13081028
I'd love to have a Manticore daughter so I could pet her mane without having to worry about being drugged and raped.

Adoption is a wonderful thing.

remove murderfish

>>13081028
>Adopted mg motheru is vagging you
>All the sudden she raspberries your belly
Do you lose your boner?

>>13081046
I don't if she raspberries the head of my dick. I bet that would feel quite nice.

I heard mouse girls are a thing now

>>13081042
add cbtelf

>>13081055
Why is she eating a raw sweet potato?

>>13081042
Get rid of the murder, and murderfish will be alright.

>>13081046
I feel like I just read something like that

Wurms are the best.

>>13081072
No.

>>13081075
Yes.

>>13081058
I boil them and eat the skin.

The new hotness.

>Kenkou's notes:
Continuing from last time's musician-san, this time it's “apsara”, water elementals, or rather milk elementals, who are dancers that revere the goddess of love.

No matter how you slice it, it's obvious that they have the same mode of life as a succubus, but the Order treats them differently than other monsters. Somehow the society of the gods isn't that simple, and it appears there are various issues.

>Extra online info
>Eros

“The Goddess of Love 'Eros'”

She's a mid-rank deity that governs love, and her position is neutral.

She highly regards the love of humans and monsters, and believes it to be a beautiful thing.
She's the deity that blesses opposite sex couples who are in love with each other and promises them eternal love.

But, it is said she is also strict with those who betray love, and she sometimes punishes those who were unfaithful to their lovers in certain ways such as by cursing them so that “they will no longer be loved by anyone.”

She strongly sympathizes with monsters who are overflowing with love for human men, and she often gives monsters her divine protection. Because of that doctrine, she has many followers, whether human or monster.

She dispatches her angel underlings to become the wives of men who have accumulated good deeds, and give them love and pleasure. The monster followers of Eros sometimes also tempt heroes and saints under the pretense of it being an ordeal. Not only does she have many monster followers, often her behavior is very close to that of a monster.

However, although the Order is suspicious, they do not treat it as heresy, and the religion is approved even under the forces of the Order.

>>13081081
>Amrita

“Elixir of perennial youth and beauty, 'amrita'”

The elixir the goddess of love was ordered to create by the higher rank gods.

It is said that the goddess created it by churning her mana with various other manas in one part of the ocean, and the apsaras were also born as a byproduct of that stage of production.

The effect it has is to grant those who drink it eternal youth and beauty, and allow them to maintain the strength they had in the prime of life. The milk the apsaras are clad in is similar to it, but it isn't as powerful as real amrita.

However, it is distorted due to mamono mana, and it will maintain the youth and beauty of those who drink it, along with granting them youthful vigor, and the voracious lust of “the prime of life” from the age when they were most easily excitable.

>>13081081
What is this shit, she doesn't even have cat-ears.
"Girl that likes dancing" does not qualify as monstergirl

>>13081081
>>13081087
Eros sounds pretty likable based on what we know about her.

>>13081088

You're not wrong but she's one of the only two Monstergirls allowed for the Order folks.

>>13081088
She has fish-fin ears.

>>13081088
Technically, she's got the fish fins.

Point still stands, though.

>>13081079
Sweet potatos should be cut up without the skin then baked with marshmallows on top.

>>13081088
well, her limbs are also made of magic milk...

>>13081088
She has fin-ears, Anon.

>>13081101
>marshmallows on top
Heathen
walnut crust

>>13081111
Walnuts are nasty. You're the heathen.

>>13081101
>>13081111
>>13081113
Sweet potatoes in general are nasty.

>>13081113
>Walnuts are nasty
I bet you like coke, too

>>13081124
I will never go to your Thanksgiving Dinner.

>>13081081
> a titty monster who's in charge of magical life-giving milk
> OHBOYOHBOY
> she doesn't breastfeed it you
The fact that such high-octane boner-fuel was so recklessly squandered cuts worse than if the prospect had never been there at all

>>13081126
I try not to drink soda. I drink beer instead.

>>13081136
>implying all monstergirls aren't capable of breastfeeding
Knead those titties long enough and she'll start producing some magical life giving milk

cutest monster girl

>>13081152
Don't spank the mermaid, mate.

>>13081152
Oh dear, is she going to hop towards me at a pitiful speed? I'm terrified.

>>13042021
Maid Type: Jabberwock
Name: Mindy
Personality: Strongwilled, seductive
Notes: Prefers alternative maid outfits

Mindy joined the MGC Maid Central after finishing her integration coarse when migrating from Wonderland to MGC at the age of 19. Mindy succesfully passed her final maid exam at the age of 26 and has since been active in various events for MGC Maid Central attempting to further pick up the culture of her new home.

Mindy as a maid has an above average performance. By using her extra mouths as aid, Mindy succesfully manages to increase her productivity and perform her given duties faster than the average non-Kikimora maid. It is to be noted however that any alternative methods given to her, are always refused or ignored.

Mindy often takes initiative to provide various services for her Master. It is to be noted that Mindy will often provide these services such as a backrub or a massage, even if her Master were to decline.

Mindy is reported to enjoy teasing her Master in various ways. Such as giving "playful" comments when in the same room as her Master. She is also noted to be far more clumsy when her Master is in the same room. She is noted to often drop objects in front of her Master, slowly ducking to pick said object back up.

When not performing any tasks, Mindy enjoys designing various different types of clothing, with a strong focus on maid attire. Mindy has stated that she found the most effective way to rate her outfits, by wearing said outfit in front of her Master and to gauge his response. It to be noted that these maid outfits rarely fit with MGC Maid Centrals dresscode.
Mindy otherwise enjoys exploring MGC and visiting the surrounding countryside. Mindy has displayed interrest in doing this together with her future Master.

MGC Maid Central recommends Mindy to a Master who enjoys a fast working maid and does not mind his maid having a more seductive nature.

>>13081152
I dunno. I find her a little stiff.

>>13080248

>Jinko.
>Very calmly keeps sipping her coffee, a perfect mask of unbroken calm on her face.
>Closes her eyes.
>Takes a deep breath.
>Counts down from ten.
>Opens them again.
>Picks up her phone and makes a call to a friend.
>You of course, know none of this is happening.
>You do, however, notice the missing person posters that start popping up around the city while you're at work one day.
>You don't exactly stare long enough to read them, though; just looking at that face is enough to turn your blood cold.
>Besides, you have other things to think about.
>Your boss says you need a vacation.
>Your wife agrees.
>Also, by some weird convenient fluke, she apparently won on all-expenses-paid trip for two to Costa Rica.
>A trip which lasts precisely as long as your boss told you to take off.
>You swear, those two fuzzy Russians are up to something...

>>13081136
>Implying she couldn't if you asked
Do you really need everything and anything spelled out to you? Have thee no imagination?

>>13081150
Well, just random lactation is said to be Holstaur's gimmick...which is why you impregnate all others.

>>13081055
Mostly due to efforts of a crazed mouse girl fanatic spreading the word of squeak.

>>13080746
MGC Maid Central wishes to thank you for your praise and is pleased to have satisfied another Master.

>>13081168
The database holding all earlier matched profiles has been updated with the latest addition and can be found at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk

>"Hey there handsome, what brings you here?"
>"Are you here to do some... plumbing~?"
>"Perhaps you'd like some help with a... pipe or two~?"
>"I'd gladly give you a hand, but that Bowserina bitch chained me to this freaking concrete block and told me to "guard the place." Do I look like some kind of guard dog?"
>"That stupid Koopa thinks she can boss people around all she wants..."
>"Well? Would you be so kind as to break me free from these chains, Mr. Plumber~? I'm sure you can do it with those thick manly arms of yours~"
>"Ah, no, no need to be nervous. I won't bite, trust me~"

Would you trust her?

>>13081216
Fuck being the Plumber, I want to br the Prince who gets kidnapped by the big strong tough Turtle Tyrant Girl.

>>13081182
Well, if she's a milk elemental, doesn't that means she's ALL milk? She's like the bad terminator from judgement day, but with milk.

>Guarding cyberdyne labs at night
>Amorphous white mass snakes down from the ceiling vent
>Takes on the form of a blushing persian girl
>The last thing you hear is "fufufufufu..."
>John Conner later finds your unconscious, milk soaked body with an idiotic smile plastered on your face

>>13081130
>thanksgiving dinner

You mean the day I just pick up a ham for cheap and saute some veggies with a baked potato?

>>13081216

>Dat post.
>Memories of being absolutely terrified the first time that huge fucking Chain Chomp jumped at me in Mario 64 when I was five.
>Deep-seated, primordial fear. And now, an erection.
>WHY.
>WHY.
>WHY.
>NO BONER, STOP.
>PLEASE, BONER.
>NO.

>>13081257
>that huge fucking Chain Chomp jumped at me in Mario 64 when I was five.
Scared the shit out of me too.

>>13081257
>>13081262
Hey

Piano

>>13081257

>"Woof woof~"
>She glomps you

And then Anon was lightly love-bitten all over.

>>13081253
you just made me sad, anon

>>13081262
They were more intimidating in Super Mario Bros. 3

>>13081266
>Woof

>Not Wan

Step it up anon-San-chan-senpai

>>13081269
Good.

I could give a shit about what Thanksgiving Day is about anymore, all I care about is I can pick up a nice ham for like $4

>>13081274
They weren't 3D.

This was my first time playing a 3D game.

>>13081275

Sorry to be an ass, but Chain Chomps actually go "Ruff Ruff".

>>13081257
>>13081262

>>13081283
It isn't really about thanksgiving, the holiday is just an excuse to get together with family and have a good time with good food.

>>13081288
Then we must find the moon rune equivalent

>>13081297
I don't know, not the Anon but I see Thanksgiving as an excuse to eat turkey

>>13081028
They are for both. Start with the former and transition into the latter as she ages.

>>13081257
Could be worse. I grew up with the one in Super Mario Bros. 3.

The one that would break free from it's chain if you kept it on screen for too long.

>>13081213
Please I am indeed. Very satisfied. Leyla's a wonderful maid, and general companion.

>>13081305
Hated that bastard

>>13081302
I see it as a time to gather the family and watch the lions.

Football is better with family

>Mfw no slightly awkward Thanksgiving were you awkwardly introduce your family to your faggot cat GF

>>13081302
If I have Thanksgiving at home it's about sausage stuffing and drinking lots of alcohol.

>>13081312
>football
>eating with your family
>not abandoning them the second you can

Opinion trashed.

>>13081312
I mean, yeah Thanksgiving is all about family and such, but to me I'm there just for the turkey
Mainly. I don't hate my family
>Mfw you use the excuse that you brought your MG waifu to Thanksgiving so she meets the family when in truth you both came because free food

Who was your first monster waifu? I still love frosty girls best because of her.

>>13081305

Yeah... but that wasn't 3D and it wasn't on a big-screen in front of me, in the middle of the night with all the lights turned out.

That Chomp in Mario 64 will always hold a special place in my heart that makes my blood run cold.

>>13081323
LadyDevimon was the first female anything I felt attracted to, period.

>>13081302
>No ludicrously curvy turkey harpy to gangbang with family and friends after thanksgiving dinner
it's a bad feel

>>13081055

>Implying anybody wants a Dormouse
>Implying we want to feel the glove like fit of her petite cunt that threatens to curve our dick as we thrust into her
>Implying we want her to enjoy the sex, mumbling in her sleep about how she wants to be molded to our cock and our cock alone
>Implying we don't just want to stick her in a tea pot and brew some nice date rape tea

>>13081323
Angewoman, she still makes me diamonds to this day. A Lady Devimon is fine too though, the things I'd do to be sandwiched between the two of them.

>>13081323
Poison from Monster Rancher. You could get her in this latex outfit in MR1 if you used the Matrix DVD, and she was my favorite.

http://monsterrancher.wikia.com/wiki/Poison

>>13081329
Fair enough. I guess I'm just weird. Wasn't really bothered by that Dead Hand thing from OoT either. The generic vampires from Castlevania 64, on the other hand...

>>13081323
Hate to admit this, but I started on something as vanilla as Pixie from Monster Rancher. Then again, I kinda grew up to her dub voice in a lot of shows.

>>13081330
>>13081342
Excellent tastes.

>>13081340
>Implying I don't love dormice
>Implying I don't want her to enjoy the tender cuddling and slow sex I have planned

Implying I'm not going to use girtablilu venom and manticore toxins to see how much seed she can hold

>>13081373

>TFW the only mouse/ratgirl i'd find acceptable is a megalomaniacal cross between a Baphomet and Dormouse, shadowing Grey Seer Thanquol
>TFW she'd get instantly hated in here because "not a real monster girl"

>>13081382
>Skaven MGs

Nyan would have a heart attack

>>13081373
Is it wrong that I want to put my penis in a dormouse's mouth as she's asleep so she can suck me off, lapping up her love molasses through her bloomers

>>13081358
they're ok, but renamon is better

>>13081401
>Furry
Not in here you don't.
Sindoll is a fantastic artist though.20/10 on the lewd scale.

>>13081401
That's a furry.

>>13081401
if she wasnt furry shed be great

>>13081398
No sir, that is simply the proper way of things.

>>13081401
>furry
Her evolved form is acceptable though, and pretty hot.

>>13081421
>Sakuyamon
Indeed.
Now if only she came with a tail, rather than just hair that looked the part.

>>13081421
Fucking furfags, it's their fault fault Renamon has a higher ratio of art compared to Sakuyamon.

Okay. I'mma run somethin' by you guys.

>Get a call from the school your daughteru goes to
>Her teacher wants to talk with you and your waifu
>Turns out they had done an activity, "Draw yourself having fun with mommy and daddy"
>Your daughteru has apparently peaked on you sexing the waifu
>And has drawn a cute crayon drawing depicting this "Wrestling"
>And has drawn herself joining in
>Teacher isn't judging, but thinks it best to address these thoughts she's having
What do?

>>13081431
I've been tempted to commission some Sakuyamon stuff once or twice, the amount of good art she gets is depressing.

>>13081435
This is how Rorschach the doppelganger got started, isn't it?

>>13081435
Invite the waifu for a 3 way with the hot monster girl teacher.

>>13081398
something something MILK

Only if it's wrong for me to stick my dick in her muff as she sleeps in my lap, causing her to coo and mumble as I thrust into her

>>13081445
She's married, not interested, and your waifu is a bit insulted at your plot. You're sleeping on the couch tonight.

>>13081451
What can I say, it was worth a shot.

>>13081168
You never cease to impress MGC Maid Central, Mindy sounds wonderful.

>>13081466
Eh don't worry anon, your daughter will keep you company

>>13081435
I explain calmly that it's entirely consensual, and have an agreement with my waifu to make sure I don't take her virginity.

>>13081475
...I'm almost afraid to ask, but what exactly are the terms of this "Agreement"?

>>13081435
Wait I don't understand, bad that she's seeing it as wrassling or bad that she wants to join in?

>>13081485
Whatever. Like I said, the teacher isn't judging, she just thinks it's evidence you should have a talk with your daughteru, and clear up whatever issues you perceive as going on.

>>13081484
I wouldn't worry about that.

>>13081487
well I guess I'll have her sign up for wrestling classes.

>>13081490
I kind of do. But whatever, it's between you and your waifu I suppose.

>>13081494
>Daughteru mistakes sex for wrestling
>Wants to wrestle
>Actually just wrestle with her
...I don't know how I never thought of this solution.

>>13081496
If it'll sate your curiosity; we agreed that so long as I leave her virginity for her future husband, I'd be able to "take care" of her when she goes into heat. To save the cost of a cuddleslut or risk some one-night stand from taking it for himself.

>>13081502
So...anal sex with a daughteru in heat? Or just rubbing?
Lewd either way.

>>13081396

Nyan wouldn't have a chance to have a heart attack when he has a Grey Seer-lette yelling shit like "YOU HUSBAND NOW, YOU BREED-BREED LOTS"

>>13081523
That is how the age of the rat would come about.

Nyan would single handedly breed an army of young ones to dominate the surface dwellers

Or at least, he would if one of the clans didn't back stab another one as a plot to steal him for themselves

Shame about them end times, good luck Skaven bros

>>13081541

>Nyan gets drug into a Skaven nest
>Gets raped for days on end
>Finally, Vermin Lord appears
>Horned rat girl the size of an Oni
>"You breed-breed me now"
>"Please, the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised"
>She drags him off into the bedroom
>The last thing anybody hears of him is
>"ALL I WANTED WAS TO DO WAS PUT A BUN IN A DORMOUSE'S OVEN"

>>13081081
I want an Apsara who knows Capoeira.
So she can teach it to me. I can't dance.
Or fight.

>>13081544
holy shit Nyanon is the cause of the skaven explosion!

>>13081544
>Clan Eshin Loli-Assasin rats kidnap him after the SNU-SNU

>Wakes up in a bed of pillows with a small glass of water next to him, drinks it without a second though

>Suddenly Loli-Skaven everywhere

>Poison work! One will shout, the venom in the water getting him ready for round 2

>"You Breed-breed with us now!"

>>13081574
Skaven gutter runner cheerleaders trying to seduce Nyanon!

>>13081563
>tied to milk
Something with her and holstaurus when

>>13081582
>Gutter Runners have Zankuro level hips and aphrodisiac lipstick

Nyan breaks warhammer fantasy MG version.
Makes Skaven cost half as much when chosen

You walk in on Monster Daughteru trying to wear mommy's clothes
How is your heart?

>>13081607
Exploded

>>13081607
Heart bursts, waifu is now bargaining with Charon to not take me away.

>>13081607

Imbedded in the side of a building, three miles away.

>>13081607
How young is she, and which clothes?

>>13081614
She's 12 and mommy's latex outfit is too big for her.

I can see a lone Skaven girl hiding in someones house.
She is scared of the Big humans, but with patience you become friends with her, eventually realizing she is a grey seer.

Thanks Nyanon!

>>13081625
Heart dun gone boom.

>>13081627
>Open cabinet under sink.
>She's under there, munching on pilfered crackers.
>Share a silent uncomfortable stare for a minute or two, before slowly closing the door.

>>13081571
Hey, he might save the world by raising an army of daughterus and preventing the end of days

Assuming the clans stop trying to kidnap him for themselves

>Gets kidnapped by Clan Rictus

>They are all large, muscled micegirls who just want to cuddle him after lewd

>>13081607
My heart is now in rags. She killed me.

>News reports of Cheese being stolen or non-existent for miles in every direction, entire stores dairy departments missing their stock.
Cheese prices skyrocket in the area .....

>>13081643
And nothing changes in this household.
>Pizza expenses ramp up
Fuck.

>>13081643

>Driving up the cost of pizza.

This cannot stand.

>Reports coming in of a massive increase in sales of multi-cheese pizzas from the local pizza joints

>>13081627

>Thinking Nyanon is the one who brought Skaven in here

Fuck you guys I hate all of you

>>13081678
He didn't bring them in here.
You know durn well he would not be able to say no to one!

>>13081678
Are you jealous anon?

>>13081681

I don't like people taking credits for shit that I started. I gave you P'Orcs, and now I gave Nyanon Skaven girls.

Next thing you know i'll give you all cancer by drawing a symbol for hydrogen on my forehead

>>13081685
Average?

>>13081685
> I'm not getting the credit I deserve on this anonymous rape cartoon discussion board!
Anon...

>>13081685
Simmer down now.

>>13081685
>captainamericagotthatreference.jpg

>>13081689
I can this now.

That guy is not me.

If it's not in my pastebin, I don't care about credit.

Now if you'll excuse me, we must rally the forces of MGC to reclaim our cheese

>>13081689

I'm not AverageAnon

I'm something far more loathe

>>13081702
*Can tell you this now.

I hate phones, autocorrect likes to screw with me.

>>13081706
>I'm something far more loathe
I can already tell who you are.

>Reports have been coming in of hundreds of mice girls roaming the streets at night.

>>13081323
Sakuyamon

>>13081708
Who the hell is it then?

How about an outgoing, tanned Oomukade who loves going to bars and preys on men with low self esteem

>>13081708

Hi friend

>>13081723
Why would an outgoing MG need or want to deal with people with low self esteem?

>>13081323
I want say it was Lilymon but i'm not entire certain

>>13081732
Easier to seduce and bed.

>>13081732
Maybe because she too was in that place once, and wants to help others out of it.

>>13081732
People with low self esteem are easy to manipulate and dominate in a relationship.

>>13081732
Because MGs just see you first and foremost as breeding material, and don't really care whether you're an outgoing megalomaniac or a shy wallflower?

>>13081719

A hack

>>13081607
Anubis
over-sized silk robes
HHHHNNNNNNNGGGGG

>>13081758
Oh my word my friend, that is good indeed.

>>13081757
This guy really likes his lolis from what I could tell.

It is that time again!
I have asked what yer favorite MGs are, what MG got you into MGs and so forth now comes:

What is it about your preferred MG wife that appeals to you?

In my case It is a Kitsune/fox and to me the appeal is my perceived personality of her being outgoing, social,classy, friendly and loyal , the ears and fluffy tail are an added bonus to me.

What about you guys?

>>13081685

>I don't like people taking credits for shit that I started

I don't like it either, but we're all Anonymous. When it happens, I kind of just deal with it. I'd tell you how many things I posted here that people enjoyed and kept around for more than one thread, but I can't due to lack of "proof" because I posted them as Anon.

Sometimes you just gotta let go of things.

>>13081323
Does Botan from Yu Yu Hakusho count as an MG?

>>13081774
She's a spirit isn't she? I believe that counts.

>>13081766
Her personality, her looks, everything about her is just perfect. I love her chocolate skin and it's contrast to her purple scales. I love the fact she's a Dragon. I love what I imagine her personality to be, of a kind older-sister type that'd protect my smile and I'd get to do fun romantic things with, and have loving femdom cuddles with.

My entire waifu appeals to me, and to try to single it down to one single aspect of her would do injustice to the rest of her. Everything about her, just the very thought fills me with happiness, and I've give everything just to serve her.

>>13081771
Get it off your chest, anon.
If anything I'd be interested to know how many inventors of cherished concepts are still hanging around here.
Quid pro quo: I invented the concept of gangraping Charon

>>13081774

She's literally Better Charon.

Muh brother

>>13081766
While the basic image of an Anubis is extremely attractive, delicious sense of style, piercing red eyes, cute ears, delicious brown skin, luxurious hair and soft paws, the personality is of course the big draw.

By default I liked the Anubis' generally strict manner. I'm awful with scheduling and keeping myself focused or on-task. The idea of a loving woman who is just the opposite in that regard, and who'd be able to keep me focused, help me lead a fulfilling life with her, that kind of idea appeals to me.

And besides that, there's the fact that they're project leaders, which plenty of authors have leveraged into having them as out-right Engineers and Architects. More recent portrayals such as Trachyon's Lego Anubis even adding the idea of interests in mechanical or aerospace engineering, and related pop culture, which is a HUGE appeal to me.

So, in short, the reason that an Anubis Wife appeals to me, is because I picture her as the type of girl whom I could well and truly picture sharing my life together with.

>>13081784

I never take credit for anything I didn't do, it's a horrible thing to do. It's happened to me so many times in the past that I've grown a bit paranoid over the matter.

Still, I don't really like boasting about my feats to people, don't wanna look like an entitled idiot and all.

>>13081766
The way she's entirely guileless. People might say slimes are stupid, but I don't see her simplicity as as a bad thing. It means she's got a personality that's free of deceit: instead she's straightforward, loyal, and loving.

And also she eats sperm to live, which is kind of a turn-on.

>>13081784
You bastard.

>>13081784
Cap'n Onahole
It was just a silly filename too

>>13081766
I just want a slightly gloomy, antisocial and smart girl. I've always loved the strange and the paranormal and folklore, as well as ancient history, so studying these with a Crow Tengu would be a very comfy life for me.

>>13081784
Bastard.

>>13081766
It would hard to narrow down just one. My preference leans towards someone kind, gentle, patient, and supporting. Someone who wouldn't mind spooning in bed and won't put me down for everything I've done wrong.

Kikimora comes to mind...

>>13081823
>Slightly Gloomy
>Antisocial
>Smart
>Paranormal
>Ancient History

I can't help but feel a Lich might suit your tastes better.

>>13081829
But I just like Crow Tengu. Can't explain why.

>>13081836
Fluffy bird wings?

>>13081829
>>13081836
Maybe he likes a smart waifu with a bit more life in her.

>>13081837
I guess that's a reason.

>>13081823
>>13081829
>>13081836
>>13081837
Where's the Crow Tengu Guy #2? I wanna know why he likes the Crow.

>>13081844
I'm personally wondering why you would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

>>13081836
A man don't need a reason for likin' those majestic wings, razor-sharp mind and bitchin' hat.
I want her to carry me away to her isolated mountain tower above some misty vale somewhere, where we'd live as just the two of us. We'd spend all day reading old tomes, practicing long-dead languages on each other, or just watching the clouds roll by beneath our summit.
And at night she'd cuddle me in her wings as we gently make love in the firelight.
And I'm not even Guy #2

Oh my god this is the dumbest thing ever.

http://www.11alive.com/story/news/2015/02/20/georgia-politics-centaurs-werewolves-mermaids-jellyfish-human-hybrid/23760577/

>>13081860
Holy shit what the fuck.

This has to be satire.

>>13081860
My dragonfu is safe.

>>13081860

>Kirby (R-Loganville) says scientists did it at Cornell University with the embryos of jellyfish, merged with the genetic material of human beings.

>Kirby says it's time to draw a legislative line. His bill proposes to make it unlawful "to create a human animal hybrid."

>unlawful "to create a human animal hybrid."

>>13081766
I love my waifu for her personality, how she can only relax and sleep when I am around. Knowing how much she misses me during even a short period at work would make any shit I put up with melt away. I'm not a talkative type, so a sleepy day of lazing around playing games (maybe even with her) seems ideal, and I can train her to clean up the house when I work. She would cling to me so tight in bed and try to stay as close to me as possible, and let out a squeak each time I give her a tight hug. I'd get her all sorts of cute costumes and clothes to make her even cuter and show her off to the world. And of course, she's ready for sex at any time. I could find a hidden spot anywhere on a trip to pound that tight mouse pussy, and maybe her ass after we've trained it. At home, I could do anything I want with her and cuddle afterwards for hours. I'd have as many kids as I could handle, and still take half the night shift even if my wife could take care of the kids while sleepng. I'd protect each and every one of them from getting claimed by some asshole or sadist that may just cheat on them, and always have the best birthday parties since they all share one. And of course I would sleep in the mousey sleeping pile when there is a thunderstorm outside and none of them want to sleep alone. With my waifu I'd watch every one of them grow up, pick their own or a good man, and find some way to help pay for all the weddings. Then I would return to living alone with my sleepy waifu and retire with nothing to do but love each other and fuck.
I bet nobody can guess who I am.

>>13081857
I know. They are top-tier cuties

>>13081884
Hm, seems we've got a mystery on out hands
I've never seen someone with this much love for the mice in my entire life. I mean, no one else likes mousegirls.
Intriguing.

>>13081884
tdlr

Don't care.
Jesus Christ Nyan space out your shit.

>>13081901
Okay, next time.

>>13081860
>"Is it even possible to mix non-human with human embryos? Yes it is."
Well, this is at least marginally less stupid than banning sex with gynoids. Maybe.

>>13081928
>banning sex with gynoids
I feel bad for those Canucks.

>>13081939
Eh, I bet by the time it's actually a thing, it'll blow over.

If not, I'll just go to Japan.

>>13081884
WE NEED TO STABILIZE HIM.
NYAN IS LOSING IT!
GIVE HIM A COMFY MOUSEGIRL STAT!

>>13081860
>"Y'know I really don't like centaurs," Kirby said of the half-man, half-horse mythological character. "They really have bad attitudes most of the time and we've got enough people with bad attitudes as it is."
Egads! All he had to do was mention horsepussy and that bill would pass before it was proposed.! God forbid someone breed a JRHNBR monstrosity with stonking great tits and a gaping vagina!

>>13081944
More than likely it'll end up one of those laws that isn't enforced unless the authorities want to bone you for something else anyway.

>>13081939
They banned what now in Canuckistan?! That's where I life!

>>13081956
And where you drunk apparently. What happened to your English?

>>13081960
I'm recovering from dental surgery, pay it no brain.

>>13081956

I know man, no Japanese sexbots for us

>>13081965
It's all right. You're making me laugh so it's all good.

>>13081965

Sucks when the country you life in plunges into shit.

>>13081939

Wait, what?

We don't get to have sweet, sweet robo-pussy now?

>>13081975
Didn't you guys already have a problem importing realistic Japanese sex dolls?

>>13081985
Not that I know of, but they seem like things that might 'get lost in the mail' or something.

>>13081988
With how much they cost that would be Grand Larceny.

>>13081028
>Daughterus are for hugs and kisses and raspberries on their bellies

>And dicking

FTFY

>>13081607
>There's just an oversized gothic dress blanketed out on the floor
>You spot a vague lump rustling about beneath the dress
>The entire torso of your spider daughteru pops up out of the neck-hole of the dress, looking like a vagrant who was lost in the wilderness for year
>But she's stuck, and you're hiding to spy on her cuteness, so she runs off to look for you, dress trailing out behind her like a cape
>You're just glad all three of you cleaned the day before and the dress won't get dirty.

NEW EMG CHAPTER WHEN

>>13082040
Next month.

>>13082040
new chapter now you fool
>>>121538304

>>13081860
>You are aware, that if humans had wings, we could get around better and save on gas.
>...

Pfft

>>13081435
Demonstrative exhibitionism.

>>13081749
I love you HG.

>>13081836
>>13081857
Personally I like Crow Tengus because they have such a dainty/frail look, like handling fine china.
That wealth of knowledge they hold while also being attached to such nice wings is also a nice thought, I just want to hug her all day and night while she retells stories.
Also somewhat dumb and probably lame but they're one of the least sex focused monster, so it feels like a challenge to actually obtain one as a waifu.

>>13082040
Hopefully never.

>>13082040
Right now on /a/

>>13081757
If I was ever in such a close space with a spidergirl I would shit myself.

>>13082066
Yourself and possibly her legs. Doesn't look like there's much room in there. Maybe she'd stand on the ceiling to be polite.

>>13081784
>spoiler

I would be happy to call myself your son.

>>13082062
That's the first bit of Tengu art I've seen.
Could you post the full version on imgur?

>>13082070
>>13082070
http://imgur.com/wQBduex go nuts

>>13082068
You greatly underestimate just how much spiders freak e out.

>>13082075
Thanks.

>>13082077

>YFW you wake up to Jurougumo watching you sleep
>She freaks out
>Legs start flailing about, winding you up with web, your being awake exciting her
>Find yourself bound to the floor like a mummy, with a Jurougumo jackhammering her spider-cunt onto your dick
>No cuddling afterwards

>>13082077
But Anon, my answer was based on what you yourself said you would do! Was that one of your "sayings" or something? Do you mean to tell me you aren't actually King of France?

>>13082093
>You spook a spidergirl
>She scuttles forward a few bodylengths
>Before turning around and raising her arms and two of her front legs to try and intimidate you

>>13082100

>Jurougumo loli doing this

>>13082093
>and then anon had a massive panic attack ending in 6 simultaneous heart attacks that ended his short and moderately productive life
>his widow visits his grave on the day of his kidnapping, an death, every year along with her numerous dauhterus
>she cries every time


Nice going spiderbitch

>>13082100
I guess I better stand on top of my bed and do the same and see which one of us loses their nerve first.

>>13082097
>king of france

I...my history teachers sucked.

>>13082103
>Jurou daughteru does this
>Intimidates her mother, who does the same thing

>>13082109
>H-he's so big! Maybe this dance will frighten him off!
>It's a mating dance
I want to tease a jumping spider girl.

>>13082108
>6 simultaneous heart attacks
Is this how you finalfuckingly kill The doctor?

>>13082111

>Stick mirror in front of Jurou daughteru
>She can't seem to understand why the other Jurou won't drop their arms

>>13082115
I know one person who watches that show.

Would you?

>>13082103

>>13082122
Nah. She's cute, but not my type.

>>13082122

Hire her as my lawyer? No way, just look at how unprofessional she dresses. I'd rather call Sally.

>>13082122
Why is her nose a darker shade of green than the rest of her body?

>>13082129
Tumblr effect.

>>13082129
Tumblr?

>>13082129
>>13082134

She was prosecuting a hate crime

>>13082134
>>13082135
I dont understand

>>13082122
>>13082122

http://i.imgur.com/3ffEF18.jpg

It is time. For snu-snu.

>>13082139
For whatever reason, artists drawing for Tumblr tend to stick bright red Rudolph noses on everything they draw. It's arguably worse than that thing Japan is doing with skin shine these days.

>>13082122
Does she come without the background? The green on purple is hurting my eyes.

>>13082142
What? There's actually a She-Hulk doujinshi?

>>13082145
I see, do people go around fixing their noses like they did with this picture?

>>13082122
I like them with more confidence.

>>13082122

She has no underbite and her canines are way too small.
If my warband came to her village I might have my way with the trolip, but I would not have sex for the purposes of procreation.
The warriors I'd sire with her would be weak.

>>13082148

Yes

>>13082122
No mamono mana no buy. I like being able to walk.

>>13082162
She's not ripped or anything, Anon. No mamono mana also means no super strength, so unless she gets super freaky with her hips and rips your dick tissue you should be able to walk just fine.

>>13082122
Even though she's been ridden around more than the fastest roller coaster...

...I'd still tap it.

>>13082168
>She's not ripped or anything,
its she hulk the only guy that can fuck her without losing his pelvis is the juggernaut.

>>13082168
No, he's definitely not going to be walking
At all. That pelvis is going to be dust. Like the stuff you find behind your computer dust. Like microscopic particles. Some other metaphor for dust

>>13082168
>no mamono mana means no super strength

You do know who that is?

>>13082175
Oh. Well you forgot Wolverine, so there!

>>13082175
Or hatesex with the actual Hulk. Remember anger only makes him stronger.

>>13082185
they are cousins though...

>>13082189
Do you know where you are?

>>13082189

>Implying that stopped Bruce Banner before

>>13082183
You forget that Wolverine is a 5'3" Canadian. He's probably got a micropenis. Sure he'd survive it but would he survive the shame?

>>13082189
>Yes, and?.webm

>>13082189
>not knowing about Hulk's hillbilly descendants

>>13082193
Hey, don't make fun of short Canadians!

>>13082193
The man is a multi-war veteran and has the most bad-ass track record of any X-Man. If he has a micro dick, the Hulk is weak.

>>13082189

>>13082199
Doesn't it stand to reason that the guy with the micro dick would be a super tryhard to try to make up for it?

>>13082213

Then Batman must inverted.

>>13082193
I'll have you know that canadian penises can remain hard no matter how cold it is buddy! They are true miracles of nature, with their rectangular shape and maple flavoring! Don't even joke aboot them being small!

>>13082216
What the fuck did you say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZDQtCAwoYM

>>13082216
The Wayne family has always come up short. Why do you think they have amassed that much wealth. Bruce Wayne can never keep a girlfriend. Why is that? Micro penis, my dear Robin.

>>13082189
I'll delete it in a minute.

>>13081607
>yeti daughteru wearing her mom's scarf
>way too long for her, goes past her feet
>runs to hug you
>trips over the scarf and falls on her face

>>13082235
Well done. On both counts.

>>13081607
>Kikimora daughter wearing her mother's dress
>She is a giant moving mass of frills
Good lord that would be too much.

>>13081587
>Apsara whose milk has been influenced from spending too much time around cowgirls
>Any female who drinks it instantly attains maximum HEALTH

>>13082250
>She still gets all the hugs she wants
>And more
>Maybe too much
>Daddy please stop I need to pee

I feel like I'd rather be a monster girl than fuck one.
Is that okay or should I see a doctor?

>>13082269
>>13082269
>maximum

We talking zankuro plump softness or hamplanet?

>>13082274
>rather be a monster girl than fuck one.

>>13081607
>Wurm daughteru is wearing nothing because her mother wears nothing
>Waifu slithers is and freaks out over her birthday suit being worn by her daughter

>>13082274
Hang out at a bunch of orgies and hope you alp quickly.

>>13082274
Gay.

>>13082284
This is some Xibit shit right here.

>>13082274
>>13082278
Some weak ass b8 right here.

>>13082219
My Canada Dick gets harder and larger in the cold, rather than smaller.

>>13082286
>>13082288
>replying to painfully obvious bait

>>13082278
Because I want to know the joy of a womb being filled with spirit energy and I don't think most monsters can do that.

>>13082286
I don't want to be an alp though they're boring.

>>13082297
>>13082297
You are my pal buddy!

>>13082278
>Yuri
Mah nigga.

>>13082302
First. Gay.
Second, Alps are highly adaptive. Succubi is the default, but like regular monsterification, the transformation can be influenced.

>>13082274
>>13082278
>>13082286
>>13082288
>>13082302
Samefag.

Oh no /mgt/! You crashed on the planet of 80's Metal!
Your ship landed in a dense forest, and it looks like some of the locals are taking an interest in you.
What will you do to try and get out of this situation, and what else lives on this strange planet?

>>13082274
Fuck off.

>>13082312
80's hairstyles are shit, and look like shit on monstergirls.

These people trusting the skaven and their doom machines. You Anons never learn. The last time anyone trusted them they conquered 3/4's of the earth and did a moon drop on all of us. Not to mention that moon is made up of Demonic radioactive rock.

>>13082307
So does that mean I could be a march hare or mothman like I want, or just something that's sorta like them but still obviously an alp?

>>13082284

MFW
Why is my wrym waifu such a dumb cunt?

>>13082312
Knock a pig man off his motorbike with the hammer I randomly find in the sand.
Try and find my way to the Breastuary in Nipopolus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33VOGilOT0w

>>13082274
If their libido and ability to receive pleasure from life in general are how they're written in the canon I'll consider it.
Yes, I definitely envy that.

>>13082322
>Mothman
Perhaps. Their most distinctive feature is their "Flaking". Exposure to such in the early stages of Alpdom could turn you...or just make you ultra-fertile like normal.

>March Hare
Rub against lots of rabbits. Then go to Wonderland.

>two threads again

>>13082337
It seems to correspond with that one autist who wants to be the monstergirl.

>>13082337
Its a troll. Report it and move on.

>>13082344
He's just trying to cause a shitstorm, ignore him.

>>13082337

Here we have some faggot going on about being the monstergirl and then another thread pops up. Do the math.

>>13082337
I guess now we'll be kicked off this board now too.

>>13082319

But wouldn't you agree 80's fashion was something else? Especially those tight dress and high underwear

>>13082358
I would get physical with a monster girl.

Imagine a Kobold doing that video, good lord.

>>13082358

It's known as the time that taste forgot

>>13082358
>Wanting to see a Vampire in waist high pants.

>>13082274
Kill yourself and stop samefagging.

>>13082365
I would love to see a Vampire from the 80's walking around wearing the most obnoxious clothes with hair made purely of hair spray.

Shit would be hilarious.

>>13082069
> wrote a bunch of tens-of-thousand word stories on pastebin
> Charon gangrape from a throwaway greentext is the only thing that anyone ever remembers
At least I did one thing right once

>>13082382
>right

Nah, you just made a piece of shit that stuck.

>>13082382
link?

>>13082391
>a piece of shit that stuck
wheredoyouthinkyouare.png
This is the best any of us can hope for

>>13082382
>right

>>13082336
Is that how it's supposed to work?
I haven't really read much of the extra materials outside of the actual encyclopedia entrys.

Thighs

>>13082351
but i have nowhere else to go...

>>13082432
I love thighs.

>>13082432
>Small/moderate sized breasts
>Wide hips
>Big ass
>MEATY thighs
Truly, pear shaped a best.

>>13082399
>This is the best any of us can hope for
>Gangraping some not!Monstergirl who has no relevance asides from paddling her boat all day, making puns.
You're sort of insulting every one who works to put out OC. Charon as a character is mediocre to boring at best. And faceless gangrape is nothing to write home about.

>>13082432
Sword thighs.

>>13082382
>tens-of-thousand word stories on pastebin
what
where

>>13082424
Basically. The easiest way to influence a transformation is to surround the subject being transformed with sources of energy relevant to the kind of transformation desired.

>>13082472
Where was this clarified? Another Q&A session? Last I remember seeing was everyone up in arms that alps might alp into an alice or liliraune. Somehow.

>>13082472
>>13082478
Can you faggots fuck off already?

>>13082452
>Charon as a character is mediocre to boring at best.

>>13082484
She literally only has two character points
>Rows her boat
>Makes puns
That's fucking it. She's a weak character and I have no idea why so many of you guys like her.

>>13082498
She's very rapeable.

>>13082498
I'd row her boat if you know what I mean

>>13082478

I'd like to know too.

>Last I remember seeing was everyone up in arms that alps might alp into an alice or liliraune. Somehow.

How did that come about? I always thought Alps just became alps.

>>13082510
>>13082517
So is it because she's so weak and vulnerable, as opposed to real monstergirls, 75% of which are Rapemachines?

>>13082530
She just doesn't live up to his "standards".

>>13082528
KC waffled, as he usually does.

>>13082530
>75%
>implying you can't rape monstergirls anyway

As for liking, it as cute at first, a wise cracking, pun dropping girl. It was cute, we don't have to explain shit.

>>13082528
Apparently among KC's Q&As were clarifications that Alps could, in fact, be made to turn into pretty well any kind of MGE, given the right stimulus, rather than just Succubi.

Succubi are of course the default, but by properly exposing them to the desired kind of MAMONO MANA, their transformation can apparently be influenced. Though the language he used made it sound as though this is more difficult to do than just the normal Girl -> Monster Girl transformation.

>>13082556
>waffled

Never heard it phrased that way before.

>>13082567
It's a fairly common figure of speech around here.

>>13082563
Honestly, the way he worded it sounded more like 'it basically never happens, BUT IF YOU REAAAAAALLLY WANT IT...' like he usually does.

>>13082561
I'm sure that for some of them, you trying to rape them would just be consensual sex.

>>13082530
No, it's because she tries to make people laugh.

>>13082530
I'm starting to think it's a dom thing. She's a weak as a normal grill, makes irritating puns, takes for ever to get to the other side of the lake, so an outburst of rage after weeks of straight puns is justifiable, she's alone so it's not like any one can stop you, and there's no notable consequences. So I can see why you'd 'settle' for her as a character

>>13082561
>Implying what charon used to be and what charon now is, is the same thing.
Come on, her entire character is gangrape bait now. And as for raping the rapemachines, un-fucking likely unless you're going to chow down on a few cockshaped mushrooms, or are a hero with god-given powers.

>>13082539
Who are you referring to and what "standards" are you talking about?

>>13082563
Varying you times is not gonna convince anyone once samefag is out of the bag. And stop talking bullshit, alps, in hyper rare scenarios, i.e. almost fucking never, may become other members of the succubus family, and we don't have a source on that anyway. Now fuck off fujoshit kun.

>>13082588
>Who are you referring to and what "standards" are you talking about?
You're fairly new, aren't you?

>tfw Charon raped a Hellhound
Oh you people have no idea...

>>13082591
We're just talkin' 'bout Alps anon. They're MGs, like any other.

No need to get so butt-blasted over it.

Roll till you get a MG. http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
This MG is your teacher in your first class of high school and begins making passes at you. How does she attempt to seduce you?
Hard mode: She's in all your classes.
Hell mode: She's actually the principal.

>>13082592
No. What about you posting vaguely makes me new?

>>13082602
>Cheshire Teacher
Nope.
Done.
Leavin' school.
Never comin' back.

>>13082603
>Know about Charon
>Doesn't know about "standards"
You're new.

>>13082563
Well, that's all I wanted out of this world scenario, even if it is supposed to be rare.

Sorry that I have a gender bend fetish guys.

>>13082602
By raping.
Come on, Anon.

>>13082602
>Demon Lord

Ruh Roh

>>13082602
>Kei Inui
I don't know if that counts, but boy howdy is that ironic. But I'll reroll
>Wyvern
She doesn't really have to do much. I like her already

>>13082601
You're spreading false information

>alps can pretty much become any MG

Not like I don't know you're baiting, but may as well clarify that for any gullible newfag. Now fuck off, because this is all you're getting from me.

>>13082602
>Ushi-Oni
Uhhhhhhhhhh yeah. Nobody is learning anything in first period.

>>13082602
>Kunoichi
W-well, at the start there'd probably be a lot of notes in my things, progressing to some long, intensive talks and ending with surprise molestation in the bathroom.

>>13082603
>Cheshire
Oh joy.
>Reroll
>It's Manticore
I'm fucked even if I cheat, it seems.

>>13082602
>Oomukade
Well, that would be interesting

>>13082621
Whoops.
Meant >>13082602

>>13082602
>Dark Slime
>Seduces me into a quivering mess by slipping bits of her body down my shirt and remotely manipulating them to jerk me off as she teaches
>Offers private lessons because she knows damn well I can't concentrate in class
>The twist is, she's actually a dependable teacher 1 on 1 and not so lewd, making me feel that as a woman she's trust worthy and not simply a cock-craving whore
>Generally Ara ara
>Manipulates this reversed relation ship of publicly, sneakily lewd and privately trustworthy and dependable.

>>13082618
Your waifu isn't an Alp, Anon, don't worry, don't be so mad.

>>13082621
>Tries to run away by rerolling
>Gets cornered by the smugs accomplice
I hope your third roll wasn't a Hellhound, or it would be a sign, and not a good one

>>13082619
What, just first period?

>>13082635
Third reroll was Demon Lord.

>>13082588
>Come on, her entire character is gangrape bait now

So? Kid of like lizardman bonnetippers and and all wurms being retards. Shit happens.

>>13082634
Okay, I have to agree with him. Either you're baiting or you're forgetting the shitstorms that were had over this.

>>13082640
A SIGN, ANON. IT'S A SIGN
AND NOT A GOOD ONE

>>13082608
The only "standards" which come to mind are /a/'s posting chaikas, if we're talking in terms of newfriend and oldfag, not that these terms actually mean shit. You do realise that "standards" is an actual word, and as a word it can refer to many things right? Just because you know what you mean, doesn't mean every one else knows what you mean. And just because you post like a vague asshole with a superiority complex, doesn't mean that every one else is "new"

>>13082643
t's a troll. He's been at it for some time. I only replied to decry his spreading false information, don't feed him.

>>13082636
I guess after that she'd nurse me back to health in the infirmary afterwards, to make sure I'm ready for tomorrow. Even offering to tutor me after class over dinner to make up for what we missed. Doesn't help the rest of the class though.

>>13082654
I don't know, I think they'll learn a lot by the demonstration the both of you presented
Like how durable bone is

>>13082602
>Manticore
Damn... I hide in the janitors closet.

>>13082601
Don't bother.

>>13082643
I'm just gonna admit that I'm a new fag and ask what the shit storms were. Sorry that I hit a nerve some how but I haven't been in a monstergirl thread in like over a year.

>>13082602
>Dark Priest
Gonna learn me some Fallen God shit

>>13082651
> vague asshole with a superiority complex,
And you're a giant dick who's going to extensive lengths to shit all over Charon.
It's the "standards" incident all over again.

>>13082643
That last comment is just me trolling. The rest is not so much "Forgetting" as "Gleefully and optimistically hoping that for once we can have a discussion about something and not have it turn into a shitstorm".

>>13082658
or how to treat a broken one.

>>13082669
Exactly. I'd say it's a very insightful first period