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Tengu Love is best love

>>13072252
I had dreams of spider girls about a foot tall running past me in droves last night. I didn't feel good or bad about it,

>>13072252
I've only ever had one monster girl related dream, that I can remember, and it was about Lela from Futurama when she was a centaur. I can't even remember what happened in it.

Just to repeat myself...

>>13072174
>>13072177
>>13072181
>Stealthy maid who takes care of everything while I'm not looking during the day.
>Provides direct feedback for the day during dreams.
>Then gives fantastic night-time adventures and more.
>Pleasant conversation, and well-read too.

My word. I was a bit apprehensive, but words cannot fully describe how sublimely PERFECT this girl sounds to me. Everything from the way she performs her duties, to what she does at night, to how lovely both her personalities sound. I am 150% Satisfied with this assignment. Would definitely hire and not ever let her go.

I do hope that after some time has passed, she might chat with me during the day as well. She sounds very pleasant. Maybe even a daytime date sometime.

>>13072260
Spider Daughterus.

Hundreds of them.

A lot of sweaters will need to be knitted.

>>13072241
As I was about to say, I would only really consider it edgy if the hero was dead, I kinda tried to write more akin to a bully breaking her toys.
And I don't really know anything equal to a hero other than a black knight.

>>13072268
The weird thing is I'm indifferent to Arachnes. I suppose in retrospect they were pretty cute but in the dream I wasn't feeling anything at the time. If I saw that in real life I would think about what they might be running from and panic but I didn't. I just stood there.

Guess I'll repost this since the thread died immediately after last time.
Spaceworms.
Flashback side-story.
http://pastebin.com/8hcNqfsa
It's a charming coming-of-age story about a man struggling against the perceptions of an unfair society.
I'm bullshitting, it's grape flavored snuggle-rape

Inside the evil section of MGC (All MGCs have one, don't ask why) the mad scientist laughed manically as he finished his latest mastermind project!, one that would bring the city to its knees and will get him remembered for ever!

He releases his invention and they suddenly turn on him shredding him into tiny bit, and then meticulously clean it up afterwards removing any traces of his existence.

Yes, the dreaded self aware roomba machine 1 through 12!

They go forth into the city and kill they find and then clean up the bodies afterwards...

But alas 1 hero stands tall!
The one who will save this great city!
A great huntress of great skill, defender of all those who would defile!
Truely the Kikimora of Kikimoras!

Cut to a scene of a classily dressed kikimora posing with a handmade broom!

This weekend at your local theater ....

<she changes the channel>

>>13072281
To repeat my comment on it.

D'awww! What a cute, loving pair. Husbando Husbandry is fantastic, and you write it well.

>>13072282
We need more MGC Movie Trailers.

>>13072286
A-Auntie! Your dress is slipping...

>>13072282
This was awful.

>>13072292
That is not auntie Yuuna, that is my fox wife
I assure you she is not a Kumiho.

>>13072282
Another chick flick, great.

>>13072299
In that case, control your lewd christmas cake fox.

>>13072299
Are you sure, anon? They are masters of disguise and charms.

Won't you help out your auntie? She gets so lonely at night...

>>13072305
I am fine with her being flirty and the fact shes sort of an exhibitionist, but I am the only one she has sex with .
It kind of an ego boost in a way .
My sexy fox wife that belongs to me!

>>13072304

...Huh? What's thaaaAAAAAAHHH JESUS CHRIST FUCK SHIT GOD DAMN WHERE'D YOU FUCKING COME FROM

>>13072307
Well, my mother said I needed to do what Auntie Yuuna tells me while she's away.

I-I guess it's okay.

>>13072307
>>13072317
Such is life with a lecherous /ss/ Kitsune Aunt.

>>13072314
Don't be mean!

>>13072330
>kitsune
That's what she wants you to think. Don't worry, she'd never hurt her darling nephew. Now, tell me about those bullies...

>>13072268
holy fuck that picture is horrifying

> "W-What do you mean you got this for me?!"
> "No I'm not happy! Honest! At all!"
> "You're just a p-p-pervert. Yeah a pervert!"
> "It's you who should be wearing this!"

Tsun Jabberwock pls.

>>13072366
Not vanilla Dragon, but good enough for now.

Well done Luth.

>>13072366
You know, I'm wondering: is that tongue on her choker animate? Could it lick you while you titfuck her?

>>13072372
Vanilla Dragon is on the way.

>>13072366
Jabberwock is pretty damn nice though.

Y'think Luth is getting tired of all these Collar Girl commissions?

>>13072366
How i trick my dragonfu into getting pleasure runes?

>>13072387
you already tricked her into marrying you so it shouldn't be too hard

>>13072382
>Vanilla Dragon is on the way.
This pleases me.

>>13072382
>Y'think Luth is getting tired of all these Collar Girl commissions?
>getting tired of money


>>13072366
You know, aren't jabberwocks supposed to be super into the whole sex thing?

>>13072382
> spoiler
I know I am, and I don't even have to do anything for them

>>13072366
Perfecto.

>>13072390
Well, not so much the money, but generally, artists like to have some variety in their work, right?

>>13072252
Someone asked me to confess my greatest sin so here goes:

when I was much younger I was sexually attracted to rika from digimon


want something done by a draw/writefag? We like to delude ourselves into thinking that the "what MGG wants" pastebin is browsed by said individuals. Reply to me if you want something added:
http://pastebin.com/pqeR6Nd5

>>13072398
>Spoiler
So was I? What of it? What's wrong with that?

>>13072398
>Implying that's a sin and not a given.

Greens pls.

>>13072396
If someone was paying me to write the same shit over and over again, I would do it unless the money was truly shit-tier.

>>13072398

That's nothing. I was sexually attracted to her digimon. I'll see myself to the flagellation chamber now.

>>13072402
>>13072404
also renamon
>>13072407
Yeah dood you're shit... Totally not like me...

>>13072407
Consider for a moment where you are and then weigh the greater sin.

>>13072409
>Spoiler
Eeeh...can't blame you much for that either. But this is certainly not the place to discuss such.

>>13072398
I suggest separating the draw wants and write wants into two different sections for easier browsing.

>"Uuuu~"

>Art by .less (At least I think so...)

>>13072398
I coloured one the horn polishing one,
the Holst in Salamander armor already had a few coloured versions.

Puppy daughterus a best, refute this claim.
>Loyal
>Loving
>Energetic
>Adorable
>Stupid enough to be cute with it, but not stupid enough to murder themselves like Harpies and Wurms

Renamon's alright for a furry.

LadyDevimon a Best Digimon though.

>>13072422
>Art by .less (At least I think so...)
It is. One of several requests he did a few threads ago.

Also.
>Mai Maidfu in Color
Oh colorfag you're such a good person.

>>13072428
>It is. One of several requests he did a few threads ago
Ok, just wanted to make sure.

>Oh colorfag you're such a good person.
Oh stop it you...

>>13072405
Lanternon plz

>>13072429
Might you color the Apophis he drew on the same occasion?

>>13072426
>LDM
I'm not THAT much into femdom bro
>>13072422
Removing the Salamander and horn polish things
>>13072420
It shall be done

>>13072425
Harpies I can give you but Wurms are too indestructable to murder themselves.

>>13072436
Which one was that again?

>>13072438
>Removing the Salamander and horn polish things
Well, I can still do the Holst Salamader one, if people want me to.

>>13072366
She's the sub? Meh.

>>13072439
>Wurms are too indestructable to murder themselves.
Yeah, wurms murder OTHER people. Speaking of murder wurms, what happened to that story with the guy using his daughter as one?

>>13072439
wurms self-destructive tendencies are a way for them to rid themselves of shed scales.

>>13072449
Oh I liked that one. Whatever did happen to that?

>>13072425
Sorry anon, gotta go with Kitten daughterus on this one

>Intelligent
>Love to nap with you
>Keep themselves clean
>Purr when happy
>Can play with them using string or laser pointers

>>13072446
If you think you should do it, just do it because someone here will thank you

>>13072461
I suppose I don't need more reasons than that one.

Consider it done.

>>13072448

Well even the ones in MGE canon are subs to a point. You literally slay them with your dick.

>>13072446
This one.

https://data.archive.moe/board/jp/image/1422/67/1422673152007.png

>>13072366

>"Oh hey, what's that?... A collar?"
>"Pfffthahahahahahahaha"
>"What's so funny, Jab? Have you lost your marbles or something?"
>"Nah, man. It's just that..."
>"'It's just that' what?! It's just a gift from Anon, what's so damn funny about it?"
>"It's about damn time somebody bought you a leash, Wock! Now we'll finally be able to go outside without having to worry about Animal Control watching your ass! Hahahahahaha"
>"Wha-- YOU FU-- ! TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!"
>"Aaawww, getting buttblasted over jokes again, mate? Are you mad that you're gonna have to ask M'lady Dragon over here to go for... *walksies* from now on? Hahahahaha"
>"Shut up, you faggot!"
>"Oooor perhaps you won't be able to fool around with a certain long-tongued lady anymore?"
>"God dam-- I SAID SHUT UP!"
>"Ah, come on now, man. Y'know, now that I think about it, leather fits your style!"
>"...God dammit, I fucking hate you, Jab."
>"Pfffthahahahahahahahaha"
>"...You know what, fuck you. I'm gonna go erase all your S.T.A.L.K.E.R. save files."
>"Hahahahaha-- H-Huh? Oi, oi, hang on, Wock. Oi oi oi OI OI W-WOCK! I-IT WAS A JOKE MAN! DON'T DO IT, I JUST GOT PAST RED FOREST! WOCK!"

>>13072471
Oh yeah.

Sure, I can get that done.

>>13072455
This? http://pastebin.com/UqabiTt0
I haven't updated it in a while, distracted by shiny new stories.

>>13072485
Cool.

>>13072488
Shame that. I liked the story of the innocent lad who thinks sex is innocent exorcise, and kisses are sex.
Just waiting for the day mommy tells him the truth. By making out with him. And then the succubus girl.

>>13072488
That's the one. I love the humor in it and it can get pretty cute at times.

>>13072503
Revealed pubes, tears indicating a lack of structural integrity to that bikini. 3lewd5me

>>13072339

Sandworm dancing like pic related when?

>>13072524
Jesus fuck their eyes are way too far apart.

>>13072503
Time for breeding

>>13072457
They're also lazy assholes
Also
>implying a Dog Daughteru wouldn't go nuts over a laser pointer
>'WAZZAT! DADDY WAZZAT! IT'S ON THE WALL! IT'S MOVING! MOVING! I GOTTA CATCH IT! GOTTA CATCH!'
>Leaps at it

What sound does your waifu make when she's happy (chuffing, purring, etc.)?

>>13072503
Urge to impregnate rising

>>13072553
>Lazy assholes

You've obviously never seen a cat during the evening, the start sprinting like they are on speed.

>Kitten daughterus sprinting through the house, giggling as they chase each other.

That doesn't even count them from hunting stray bugs they find

>>13072503
Best CoC girl
And harpy daughteru dicking is also good
Why daughteru dicking scenes are the best in that game?

>>13072553
I will say I have a dog and a cat, and they both go crazy for the laser pointer. The cat's not that lazy though. At night he gets a running start through the apartment to tackle my door so I can pet him.

>>13072562
It's more of a squishing noise.

>>13072562

Hellhound
> [Tail Wag Intensifies]

Wurm
> "L is for love!"

Ushi Oni
> "Moo~"
> "Did you just moo?"
> "N-No!"

>>13072567
>Rape and impregnate too many sharks
>Get gangraped by Shark Daughterus
I dunno.

>>13072562
I...have no idea.

I can't rightly think of any such pleasant noise an Anubis, Dragon, or Nightmare might make.

Dragon I could maybe see like cute little flame-chuffs or something like that?

>>13072562
A strange low pitched humming coming from deep below, sort of like sitting in a boat and listening to whale song. Also, the husbando pouch walls puff up a bit and tentacles come out of them to cuddle me.

>>13072562
Moo

>>13072562

Depends on the kind of fox I guess. Foxes can be noisy.

>>13072562
Content silence.

>>13072587
>Anubis
Probably that happy whining dogs do. She is still canine.
>Dragon
Uh... little hisses of flame? The sound of smoke exiting her nostrils?
>Nightmare
You couldn't think of a whinny?

>>13072562
Chirp chirp.

>>13072615
chin chin

>>13072562
I don't know.

>>13072619
Cheep Cheep bitch

>>13072615
actually it's probably be more of a "Caw Caw"

>>13072619
My waifu's not a chinchilla girl.

>>13072615
>>13072619
>>13072623
HONK HONK

>>13072631
Your waifu is Chen?

>>13072587
>Dragon
Her frill puffs out and she makes this noise:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCx8oFETyDQ
Don't say anything about her frill, she thinks it looks silly.

>>13072631
Little young there anon.

I doubt her master would be pleased

>>13072607
>Happy whining
Works for me.
>Smoke exiting her nostrils
Eh, maybe. Flame-Chuffing sounds cuter though.
>Whinny
A...what?

>>13072631
Damn geese. I bet you're Canadian aren't you?

>>13072631
This is a no honking zone.

>>13072653
>Geese
No, shut up. You don't mention those here
Get out. OUT! OOOUUUT!

>>13072652
>A...what?
Anon, how do you know this little about horses.

>>13072562
ayy lmao

>>13072653
FUCK YOU I'LL SLAP YOUR MOUTH

GEESE ARE FUCKING BANNED.

>>13072652
>A...what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv56sLhTbSU

Granted, donkeys actually manage to sound happier when they're not being shits, but hey.

>>13072665

Nicker would be far closer. Whinny is like saying a cheer is what a person does when they're happy. That's not untrue but it's obviously not the happiness sound the guy was asking for.

>>13072390
Pretty sure he earns more with actual freelance work. 30-50 bucks flat per artwork is dirt cheap compared to whatever hourly rates he might earn.

Her face when you give her a chocolate molded into a moth shape

>>13072685
Yeah, that is better.
I wish the sound on this was higher quality, but I still died. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWbcPiOA5YU

>>13072699
That's a big cholocate

>>13072717
4U

>>13072717

>TFW Chupa-chan and Weresheep molestation
>No Werebat nibbling on Mothman's big fluffy mothballs

>>13072699
Werebat is in dire need of art, next to the Ghoul and Wyvern.

>>13072729
>Implying wyvern doesn't have lots of art

>>13072398
>>13072252

Hi I’m TheGreens and recapanon is still not here, he decided to try being black and was shot by american police officers

Mermaid’s “husband” is the king of cuck
Fuck ELH
Fuck LDR
FUCK EVERYONE I’M SO MAD
Don’t trust the tanuki
I’d like Tamamo if she didn’t force-feed me tofu
Desperate househusbands
Ridgon Go ewei
MG folktales are just rape with banjo music in the background
AlpAnon needs to use viagra
Pharaoh makes zombie PAP-YU-LAR
and hopefully give her a bath
Luka is alp
Tea is penis
Anon is beta around his girlfriend’s dad
Anon fantasizes about being kidnapped
ask your doctor about MAMONOMANA
Paladin greentexts
It’s like whaling, except you’re hunting krakens
Nobody notices the greyguard update
I’d like suffering if the author didn’t forget police existed
fat dragon can’t defend herself
birds with goggles
I guess oku is pregnant
Traitor anon
>Mari tits or GTFO
Let’s melt off our skin with a lava golem
Lanternanon
My anus glows with the force of a thousand suns
harblador goes on a date with chernobyl-chan
I’d a moth maid
More talk about mari’s one comic
I’m not interested in rabid fox
Tarage does his thing
Daniki versus ahri
Dragons and weird feet
I didn’t even know a tailpussy could get that fat
MG six flags
pleasure runes and rape
Give her eggs
Tali babbles like an idiot
It’s like medusa, but with back hair
This has nothing to do with panties OR questing
Does someone make MG Raid?
MG Filibusters
Ima shampoo ur fur gurl
I thought you shits knew we were going by NIP tall, not westerner tall.
So she’s 6,5 not 9,10.
Dragon O’ clock
Brown... Alp?
Tyrone really let himself go
Ushi “Lore and festivities”
Lilim gets desmuged
I want to see armor made from dragon scale
Let’s fight about dragons
Whut up KC
Chocolate holstaur contracts hepatitis
Hellhound wishes people were scared of her
how even do you fail parenting that much
Manticores to wear tail-covers

>>13072744
Not written-
Manticores getting things stuck in their tails.

>>13072717
>>Soft fluffy undead Moth Wight.

Abominations are moe.

ía ía moe ftaghn

>>13072717
Woah woah woah. Pull over.

That abdomen is too fat.

>>13072765

I like how the mittens have veins on them. Her smile is also worthy of protection.

>>13072744
Nobody notices the greyguard update
Glad some one did.

>>13072765
Flamethrowers.

>>13072744
Good work greens.

>>13072776

But she's giving you her heart, anon

>>13072783
And I'm giving her reconstructive surgery

>>13072783
Napalm, a fucking nuke.

No goddamn way is she touching me.

>>13072791
>Those abs
>That midriff as a whole
>Those thighs
>Those hotpants
>That tan
>THOSE TANLINES
Well, time to change pants

>>13072792

>Wanting to nuke the purest form of eldritch love

>>13072791

What would a Monster Girl /fit/ be like, considering /hbg/?

>>13072802
At least 50% of all exercises talked about are sexual in nature.

>>13072799
I will engineer a goddamn particle erasing gun and make sure no trace of her is left to touch me.

If i really have to, cyanide is always a choice.

>>13072802
>/hbg/
Do we really have to do the roleplay shit this early on?

>>13072791
Holy shit my dick

>>13072799
that's legitimately disgusting.
>>13072797
want moar? https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=patchwork_girl_%28onibi%29
>>13072802
I mean, they wouldn't be too much different than our workouts. Maybe more concentration on the legs because that's where most of a woman's muscle is located.

>>13072814
>roleplay
>What is hypothetical discussion?

>>13072817
>Anon blesses me with more
I cannot thank you enough I mean, pants? who needs them?

>>13072817

Well you're just a meany-pants fag, then.

>>13072825
NOT I

>still no manticore drinking partner
Someone lend me a loaded gun

>>13072849
Nah, you'll make a mess
Have a drink.

>>13072849
why, in case one shows up?

>>13072802
>jinko and Oni spotting each other's lifts
>Jinko says, nice gains, sis, lookin' joocy
>oni gives her a concerned glance
>jinko hurredly adds, "uh, no yuri"
>oni shitposts about human boy cardio bunnies at the gym
>Lizardman: >implying I lift for human boys
>bonnet tipper reaction images everywhere

>>13072853
T-Thanks...

>>13072849
>Do I have that picture of a Manticore at the bar?
>No? No.
>Well guess I'll post this instead.

>>13072836
Middle and Final Form Angie are pretty tasty looking in my book. Mostly Final Form.

>>13072836
She looks like a gypsy
I'll take the milf version

>>13072859
Don't mention it. It's on me

>>13072849
Do it, anon
Be happy

>>13072836

Not shown: The reason she gets bigger/bustier is because she absorbs you into her.

Anglerfishes a shit. A SHIIIIIITTTTTT!

>>13072863
Thats one plump tailpussy.
I wish I could hold it.

>>13072858
They'd still use 'no homo'
it's gender neutral

>>13072849
>>13072863

>>13072883
>absorbs you into her
You mean like a sandworm. R-right?

>>13072895
Wait, I thought .less drew the image I was thinking of?

Did Mithril do one too? Or am I just totally spacing out?

>>13072900

No.

Anglerfish females absorb the males into themselves. It's not uncommon to see one with like 6 or 7 pairs of testicles that used to be male anglers who got too horny and too close.

>you will never post embarrassing baby pictures of the MG who tormented you throughout high school on her social media account of choice
>you will never then post diary entries about how she wants to hold hands with her celebrity crush
>you will never then sit back as all her now ex-friends laugh at her while she tries to deny what was posted, feeling her crying her eyes out through the internet.

>>13072905
This one?

I want to bully a manticore by calling her an abomination with a vore tail!

>>13072932
I want to bully Draco with a Crowbar

>>13072922
>tailpussy used as cup
Eww
Gross
It's like drinking from urethra or vulva

>>13072932
Well, she's already a man eater so it's not too far off

>>13072937
Technically, that part of a scorpion tail is the asshole.

>>13072942
Eh, I'm pretty sure manticores don't poop from there
Or do they?

Pic with manticore shitting from tailpussy when?

>>13072942
No? Why would you even think that?

>>13072949
Makes perfect sense. They're like those religious girls that let you fuck them in the ass but not the vagina until they're married.

>>13072949
When you kill yourself.

>>13072952

Because it's true. Anyone with even freshman zoology knows that.

>>13072956
no u

>>13072949
>manticores don't poop from there
not right now they don't

>>13072922
No, not that one. But that is marvelously lewd.

>>13072949
>>13072955
>>13072942
Well, Manticores don't.

>>13072961
POMF POMF KIMOCHI

>>13072967

>Something called a pussy in the same place as an anatomical asshole
>Not obviously the same nomenclature as ass pussy

What the hell does it matter to you? A hole is a hole. You not into tailnal?

>>13072949
>manticore grabs some anon and starts fucking him with tailpussy
>it's covered in shit
>she shits during the sex
Scat fetish activated

>>13072974
Fuck off.

>>13072974
I'm just saying that though it might be in the same place as a scorpion's asshole according to the one guy, a manticore is not a scorpion.

If I had to bet, I'd say she has a pussy, tailpussy, and asshole.

I want to see more silly "Monster Girl Hunter" stories, maybe crazy paladins or human females who hate monsters taking horns or scales or other embarrassing parts via pranks.

>Someone knocked me out the other day stole ALL my tail spikes! What am I supposed to do for the rest of the week?!

Monster Hunter MGs would be cool too.

>>13072993
Nah. Two assholes is frontgina retarded.

>>13072993
That makes sense

>>13073000
But it's not an asshole.

It's even connected to her womb. An asshole connected to the womb is even more retarded.

>>13072836
> all evolution does here is make females bustier
Fucking Darwin, why did you have to give us this genetic drift chromosome shit when we could have had that instead

>>13073005
>Replying to blatant bait

>>13073005
It's not connected to her womb. Fucking it makes her vagina conform to your shape. You can't fuck the tail and make her pregnant.

>>13073005
>It's even connected to her womb
W0t

>>13072998

>>13073000
Nyoro~n

>>13072436
Well, I'm no .less, but it'll do for now.

Boy, I powered through that one fast...

>Art by .less

>>13073025
Neato.

>>13072998
Too bad MH is a shit game.

Back in my day we had to walk uphill both ways, 10 miles in the snow to complain about monster girls. You whippersnappers don't know how good you've got it!
I want to give big G the big D

>>13073025
Could definitely benefit from some shading. And scale detail.

>>13073040

>>13073072
>if someone doesn't like the game I like it must be bait!

>>13073070
>He doesn't like giant grape flavored slugs

>>13073070
Yeah, I'll do it tomorrow.

What is the best title and why is it Arch Imotou of the Sabbath?

Something I am totally stealing for a story

>>13073078
Wonderful.

>>13073081
>Arch Imouto
>She who hateth the boobies
Very good then.

>>13073081
>Arch Imotou
Paladin Reintegration Programme continuation when?

>>13073067
Kaiju make the best waifus y/n

>>13073081

>You will never take a mute medusa on a date
>Only to have her hair start singing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aobVs-HfsCI

>She just keeps getting redder and redder while she tries to stifle them with her hands unsuccessfully

SHALALALALALA don't stop now. Go head and kiss da girl

>>13073092
I kinda want to see some xenomorph waifus myself. Not creative enough to figure out how to MAMONO MANA the whole facehugger thing, though.

>Monster need to fuck human males in order for the species to continue
>Human women need Human males for humanity to continue and give birth to human males
>If Monster Girls take all the males than both humanity and Monster Girls are both fucked in the long run

How would they deal with this issue?

>>13073097
>Starting this two threads in a row.
You really don't learn do you?

>>13073098
You get your logic outa here.

>>13073098
Limit the number of children that monsters are allowed to have. Encourage human couples to have lots of children.

In KC land this is accomplished by most MG's being excessively hard to breed.

>you will never watch The Raid Redemption with your waifu

God I just want to enjoy good movies with a monster girl friend.

>>13073099
I haven't been here in a while. This happened in the last thread? Was there discussion or did it just turn into shitposting?

>>13073098
I dunno, every male has to donate sperm, and human women get subsidies for having kids?

>>13073102
How will you go about enforcing that?

Almost ever MG will want get married/have kids plus the number MG that force their way also is there.

>>13073098
>Implying the extinction of humanity to be replaced by the new Monster Master Race is not a good thing.

>>13073108
>Women now treated as 2nd class citizens
>Hate this
>News of human females going on MG hunts for stealing their men.

>>13073112
Like clockwork, Traitor-kun.

>>13073107
Remember the rule that xenos are not monstergirls but are sometimes are okay to talk about anyway because they are monstery and sexy.

Since it turned into shitposting last thread, now's really not a good time.

>>13073112
>No more human males means the monsters will all die out.

Unless you're suggesting Monster Boys?

>>13073098
Wait wait. I got it.

Take all human males and human women who refuse to integrate into Monster Society.

Put them on reservations where they are bred like livestock to continue the human race. By removing their mentality from society as a whole, it is thus allowed to progress and evolve towards better integration.

>>13073117
Incubi.

Who will eventually evolve into proper Monster Boys.
In my headcanon.

>>13073118
You really think they would do it if you are going to give their child to a monster girl?

>>13073114
This will note bode well for my re-election...

>>13073111
Since the sex is always predetermined as female, one daughteru allowed keeps the monster population stable, accounting for pluses and minuses from accidental death and people breaking the law with more children.

If MG's wind up in any kind of civilization with forethought, they'll institute and enforce those laws themselves.

If they don't then you gotta thin them out the old fashioned way with war.

And if that doesn't work, like MGE, then humanity is fucked, like MGE.

>>13073118
This will end bloody for sure.

>>13073118
So just get all the men and woman who don't like Mamono and put them on an island to breed like rabbits and live their own lives?
What if they declare war on the rest of the world to liberate humanity from MGs? You're basically setting up WWM

>>13073098

Normalfags will still breed with human women.

>>13073118

>All new human men are now bred from the people who hate monsters
>Monster loving men are now extinct within a generation

Smart move there buddy.

>>13073120
Take that headcanon and fuck off.

>>13073131
Our population is declining right now.
Just imagine how bad it would be with super sexy nympho MGs.

Monster girls give birth to monster girls and the occasional human male
Problem solved

>>13073143
>the occasional human male
Except they can't

>>13073143
God whoever drew that should kill themselves.

>>13073143
>occasional human male
Eh, sure. Keep in mind that gets people fannyflustered for whatever reason.

>>13073143

Your headcanon is just as shit no matter how many times you bring it up.

>>13073145
Says who?

>>13073143
>Those ears
I have this sudden urge to nibble them

>>13073139

Good riddance, then. At least we'll go out pleasurably.

>>13073121
Children born on the "Farms" remain with their parents until puberty, making them an "Adult" in Monster Society. If at that point, they have been indoctrinated by their parent's bigoted views, they are allowed to remain on the farm with their family.

If, however, they express an interest in Monsters, they are then taken and placed into a more civilized halfway home, and integrated into society proper.

>>13073127
An island would work well.
And their technology level would be limited. Archaic, much like their belief system.

>>13073132
A possible issue. A pilot project version would have to be used to determine the exact chances of this.

>>13073117
Reminder to delete images not pertinent to monstergirls.

>>13073154
Eh, good point.

>>13073145
And that's bullshit because gender is determined by the father. It should be just females come out as monster girls and males as humans.

What happens when a Y chromosome spermatozoon fertilizes a monster girl ovum?

>>13073155
Well then, this isn't fascist at all...

Oh wait, it is.

>>13073160

Not him but if you want to talk genetics...

>>13073134
Sure. Truth remains though, Incubi.

>>13073149
As opposed to "monster girl canon?"
Because there is none and any artist can make up whatever bullshit they want for their porn books

>>13073165
Door's right there but I haven't seen you fuck off yet.

>>13073145
Assuming the DL wins then she will be able to overwrite that rule and normalize the birth rate.

Given this MGE based and MGC draws heavily from that.

Then again it will boil down to head canon V head canon so it's utimately pointless

I go with mgs being able to have human sons in my stories to justify the lack of extinctiom. I just never mention it

>>13073166
You seem to think your solution is somehow a good one when it's shit, even compared to the KC incubi. And you bring it up at every opportunity. Keep your headcanon in your head.

>>13073168
I won't talk about Monster Boys but Incubi are still a thing.

>>13073173
Technically when the DL wins, they'll be able to birth INCUBI sons...

>>13073175
Chill out thought police, just because a concept is illogical doesn't mean it can't be applied to a fantasy setting. I think incubi are shit anyways.

Now all can imagine are a bunch of MG and human protesting for one issue or the other.

Also human males making the decisions to become incubui.
>NO SON OF MINE IS TURNING HIMSELF INTO A HIMSELF INTO A MONSTROUS SLUT
>I'M A MONSTER GIRL DAD. WHY WON'T YOU ACCEPT ME?

>>13073178
True.

A subtle but important difference

>>13073178
>when
You mean *if*, since both sides of the conflict are at a stalemate for reasons I'm not fully aware of.
Neutral SMT-esque faction never ;_;

>>13073183
Did you have an aneurysm while typing that?

>>13073186
SMT Neutral a best

>>13073178

This. An incubus who fucks a human girl turns her into a succubus and makes succuslutt and incubus children.


>>13073186
Nah, it's when. KC makes that obvious. MGE just is set during the interim period when the DL is still leveling up.

>>13073186
>For reasons I'm not fully aware of
Because that's the state KC likes to write the MGE in.

Most people consider it an inevitability that the DL will win, eventually.

>>13073191
I wonder how often she's giving birth to new lilim.

Presumably there's quite a lot of them by now.

>>13073178
Sexual dimorphism in the new race that comes as a result of combining man and monster girl is females born from the XX chromosome take after their mother's monstrous form (exception being the second daughter and so forth of an echidna). The XY chromosome always gives birth to a male incubus, a being whose phenotype indisguisable from an ordinary human male. The first X provides the attunement to the monster mana which makes them incubi from birth. Problem being if you take the setting before the Demon Lord's victory means that a Y chromosome gamete is not able to impregnate a monster girl's own gamete.

>>13073191
What I wouldn't give to see DLs face when some real demons invade her world.

Try sexing your way outa that one.

>>13073190
Mein neger.
>You will never kick Order and DL army ass side-by-side with you're waifu.

>>13073199
>But then she sexes her way out of it

>>13073197

KC said there's a load of them, but he's only picked out the first 14 or so as earmarked for specific characters.

>>13073200
"You both want me on your team? Well fuck all y'all."

>>13073205
>14
>Four-fucking-teen horribly powerful beings potentially on the same level of crazy as Deruella and QoH
Dear lord, please let there be something similar to Illasa in there somewhere.

>>13073206
Don't be a queer, monsters can be pretty cool.

>>13073199
How do you think she took over the joint to begin with?

>>13073202
>Muh invincible monster
Didn't think you'd pull this against non-humans.

>>13073214
>monsterboys
I knew you were a faggot.

>>13073214
>But then she manages to pull it against non-humans

>>13073210
No. Humans a best.

>>13073217
Can you read? Or are you just really good at hitting the right keys?

>>13073218
Yeah yeah, no fun allowed, I gotcha.

>>13073198
Okay, not sure if I read all that right but...

>Incubi are infertile
Is that what you're getting at? Because that's what I got out of that.
And that's just dumb.

>>13073223
>Yeah yeah, no fun allowed, I gotcha
Clearly you don't since I was joking
Christ, loosen your belt a bit.

>>13073229
To be fair, 9/10 times, it's not a joke.

>>13073200
Where's the man to remind us of Option 3?

>Is a man not entitled to love as he chooses?
>NO says the Order. You must love the Chief God above all others
>NO says the Demon Lord. It belongs to whatever monster decides she wants you first!
>A man chooses
>So choose
>Choose Option 3

>>13073228
Of course incubi are not infertile. They get monster girls pregnant more readily than ordinary humans. But if you're in MGE while the order and the Chief God are still around it means incubi are made, not born naturally.

>>13073233
To be fair, 9/10 times people aren't on the defence 24/7
Lighten up, Anon.

>>13073235
>"A man chooses, a slave obeys."

>>13073237
Well...okay then.

>>13073239
I would, but I've been burned before.

>>13073239

Not him but you're dead wrong. Jokes fall flat all the time, especially anything of the "I was only pretending to be stupid and/or retarded" variety.

>>13073245
Then buy some Burn Heal. Get some cold water. Have a drink

>>13073248
>Not mixing all three
>Not putting it on your skin AND drinking it

>>13073246
>>13073239
You're two are taking this way to seriously. I guess there is no fun allowed anymore
Just dark, gloomy, war torn threads with non stop rain

>>13073251
Nah man, just telling you the plain fact that acting stupid doesn't work as funny here because there's too many legitimately stupid responses.

>>13073250
>Alcohol makes it sting
>Cold water makes it feel cold
>Burn heal makes all the pain go away
>The feeling is VASTLY different when drinking it

>>13073254
What doesn't kill you...makes you super sick.

Well, bottom's up.

>>13073235
>Not joining the Demon Lord so you can bring about the dawn of a new peaceful era faster

You niggas are stubborn and dumb as hell. You are only prolonging human and monster suffering to sate your own egos. And anyone sticking with the order stands for only hate and the status quo of a world filled with death. They do nothing but ensure the Chief God remains relevant so that his/her ego can be sated. Which is also paid for with the blood of mortals, mind you.

>>13073251
I choose to want this to be a happy thought.

Don't you want to have a long, passionate kiss in the rain at the climax of some touching reunion with your waifu?

>>13073257
Shouldn't you be at AA right now Traitor-kun?

>>13073257
Succushill, please, go back to /hbg/

>>13073253
But I wasn't even acting stupid, I was just making a playful joke
You two are the ones taking it seriously with >Muh invincible monster thing
I mean, Jesus Christ, lighten up. Next you're going to say jokes are banned because everything must be serious

>>13073260
Why would traitor-kun be at the Anubiholics Anonymous meetings?

I mean, I'll admit I'm a Traitor too, but still...

>>13073258
>You will never kiss in the rain
Happy thought my ass. I'm depressed now

>>13073257
Good
Suffering and death is my main fap material

>>13073264
I was taking it seriously because there's a precedent for it being always serious.

Sorry for spoiling your fun I guess.

>>13073257
>A peaceful era of human extinction
>Posting pic of worst girl Wilmatraitorbitch the First

Ouch.

>>13073267
Why do you think he is so fanatical? Fucking cult..

Humans by nature is a broken race, we always find ways to kill each other

>>13073273
Eh, it's fine. It's understandable. No harm done

>>13072998

>>13073269
I-I'm sorry anon, I should have realized...

>>13073274
>Extinction of the race which allowed horrors the likes of Passchendaele to occur
>Girl who gave up the idea of fighting in such wars, to instead have a loving relationship with a man previously considered "Beneath her station".
Yup yup, good all around.

>>13073277
I'm not sure I see the connection.

>>13073264
There was nothing to differentiate it from something traitor-kun would post. Don't blame the audience for your own failed delivery.

>>13073283
Anon, just drop it. Christ

>You will never tell a camwhoring kitsune/tanuki/whatever to post tails or GTFO

>>13073278
>Get along on a scale unseen by anything less than a hivemind
>Greatest feats built on cooperation between people even during war

Humans are tame compared to what most of the rest of nature would do if it was as smart as us.

The only reason mgs can't give birth to males is Chief God saltiness. Once she is defeated mg will give birth to males.
MGE main line is set in a war phase, but some KC approved canon stories set in future where God is defeated. So it's only matter of time until male birthing mgs

Why are pictures of monstergirls in armor so uncommon?

>>13073302

Because sex and tits

>>13073299
I believe this subject has since then been dropped.

>>13073294
But no one would care about mgs in mg world.
It would be "DICKS/BALLS OR GTFO" "GO HOME GAMER BOY" etc

>>13073280
I kind of want a handjob from her, then doing other various lewd things.

>>13073143
It's okay I'm with you man, in my head canon birth rates are 4-5 percent human man, the rest are MG

>>13073305
Are you really telling me you'd cease to care about attractive women on the internet if MG were around? Sure nudes would be far easier to get, but come on.

>>13073311
>Starting this shit again

See
>>13073304

>>13073314
I begin to hate this picture more and more every time it's posted.

>>13073313
Totally,

why go online when I can just people watch in the mall?

>>13073314
>That's apparently a jackal girl on the left
Well, good thing she's at the beach.

>>13073318
I've only seen it twice now

>>13073318
I feel the same about the manticore pics.
And that faggot that posts the same abomination pics every thread

>>13073313
>mg world
>you were nearly raped 7 times today, barely saving your pelvis from crushing
>come home
>its mgs on the screen again
Just leave me alone already

>>13073323
>abomination
>Urge to watch The Thing with god-tier Carpenter/Kurt commentary rising

M-maybe I'll watch Christine instead for my Carpenter fix

>>13073318
HE HATES IT

>>13073319
>Go to the mall in MGC, grab a bench and a burger
>One lonely holstaur flashing everyone that passes by
>some poor sap getting rapped by an ushi on the ceiling
>Anubis in the Lego store gleefully playing with the displays, oblivious to the fact that everyone can see her panties due to wagging tail
>A centaur walks out of the arachne silk store and lassos a passerby that made a crack about horse pussy earlier
>Throw a handful of beans at some oni broad that tries to hit on you

I wouldn't even need the lewd bits, that sounds amusing.

>>13073328
>Anubis in the Lego store gleefully playing with the displays, oblivious to the fact that everyone can see her panties due to wagging tail
Don't fucking tell her you prick I'm enjoying this

>>13073329
>Jiiiii~

Just give me Rachnee and Cerea and I would be a happy man.

>>13073314
They found her during 'the war' where she lost her eye and tail. They fixed her eye. but...

Would there be tail transplants?

>>13073302
We need more MGs in armour

>>13073332
The Jiiii~ only works to less you fool

>>13073329
This is being spammed too much as well.

>>13073336
God I want to roundhouse kick a Lilim.

>>13073340
Just the fact that somebody is dumping without any conversation is bad. I'm guessing bait.

>>13073328
>>13073331
I'd go up and inform her.

Then tell her that I thought they were cute, and she was cuter still, and ask her if she'd like to go get something to eat with me.
Then later ask if she'd like to help me build the Star Wars or LotR kit I bought there.

>>13073340
I got the perfect pic from last thread

>>13073336
Again? but I did a 5 hour marathon with you last night with lots of hand holding and snuggle sex when you challenged us.

Alright, round 2?

I want one

>>13073338
You can't stop me.

She obviously wishes to engage in a staring contest.

If taking a dangerous amount of chemicals and sexing her till she's pregnant with triplets and leaking spunk from every orifice won't work then a staring contest may.

>>13073345

>>13073347
>13073347
Who is the mystery girl?

>>13073347
I never thought Manako could look any more moe...
>>13073351
Watch it's Ms. Smith.

>>13073350
>>13073345
These were posted earlier in the thread.
Please delete them.

>>13073345
>>13073350
I'm kind of weirded out by the fact that in "FUCK" it looks like just a simple 4-leg table, but in "YOU" it looks like a solid desk.

>>13073344
Fuck you Valerie-senpai is mine

>>13073351
probably polt

>>13073350
>pointed ears.

is that an elf?

>>13073351
Probably Polt or Dracosa.

>>13073352
>Watch it's Ms. Smith.

That would be my bet too.

>>13073347
>No polt
Tears everywhere

>>13073353
>These were posted earlier in the thread.
>scroll up

I dont see any pal

>>13073358
Some incubus from their setting

>>13073366

He probably remembers them from last thread since we rolled over today.

>>13073332

>>13073356
There's more than one Anubis around, anon.

Besides, why would Valerie be shopping at a Lego Store, when she has dealers which supply directly to her store?

>>13073372
You want in on this too?

Fine, I'll stare all of you down.

>>13073373
She's not shopping she's
committing her favorite items to memory so she can viciously masturbate to them later

>>13073374
It's a Jiii off!

>>13073381
Dirty.

Well, regardless, I wasn't thinking of it as Valerie.

Just a nice Anubis I'd like to take on a date. No prior threadcanon.

>>13073386
The fact that Valerie is established to be a hobby store linked it somewhat.

And true, said store is technically packed to the seams with nerdy anubi but still

NerdyTallFlat-chan best girl

>>13073394
>Tall and Flat
I prefer a petite girl myself, but still, Anubi best girls.

>>13073394
I prefer short and stacked myself.

All that softness in a compact package that you can cuddle

>>13073398
>>13073400
Valerie doesn't really have an official design. Creator says he imagines her as "somewhat tall, B cup, straight, slightly disheveled hair, pants (never skirts), sweater".

Of course, again, no official design, so you could just as legally describe her as "4,1, x cup, 200 pounds"

>>13073403
I was just talking about among the various Anubian Customers she attracts to her shop, anon...

>>13073405
Yea I know, covering a broad spectrum here.

>>13073403
same.

>Short stack anubis

Why do I want this so badly?

>>13073410
I unno, because tits?

>>13073412
Maybe, that and the fact that I could carry her much easier

>Have her sit on my shoulders, breasts resting atop my head like a boob hat while she gets a better look at all the lego kits

>>13073416
Anon, please. She'd see the kits better from the ground.

She'd only want to ride your shoulders at Lego Land.

>>13073406
Well, I like the design that the Creator came up with for Valerie. Fairly tall, B-cup, disheveled but straight hair, pants and sweaters...good look for a hobby store owner. 10/10, would hang out with in her place of business.

Think she'd run D&D Games on weekends for loyal customers? Nothing lewd, just nice, fun games with those she considers friends.

>>13073139
Last I checked global pop was still on the increase and slated to stay that way until atleast 2050, probably later.

>>13073425
She cant see the kits on the top shelf anon.

Everyone knows that's were the best ones are located.

>>13073427
Threadcannon says she does that at... some schedule in a day, and LAN parties on weekends

You ever play red orchestra 2 on LAN? Oh lawd...

>>13073431
In a children's st-

There I go ruining fun again. I'm sorry. You should help her build golden Lego stairs so she can climb onto your shoulders more easily.

>>13073435
That sounds adorable and is totally something i'd do.

>>13073435
And in a hobby store where people paint, nobody wears sweatshirts while they do that stuff.

It was me Berry. I told them something obvious everyone already knows!

ayy lmao

>>13072366
I'm late, but YES
HELL FUCKING YES
UNF
UNF
UNF

>>13073467
Anon, look what you did.

Do you really expect her to help you change your pants, and do your laundry?
I-It's not like she wants to sniff your dirty, cum-soaked underwear...

>>13073478
She'd probably follow the example of the big sis jabberwock from Gauf's greentext.

>>13073486
>onee-san jabberwock molesting you on the couch
Oh, I know why I have this boner.

Nyanon finally gets his sexy dormouse Girlfriend, and finally spends a night with her ....Til he realizes something....

something scarey......

She snores like a chainsaw

Loev you Nyanon!

>You'll never go drinking with a manticore

>>13073529
Have you heard dormice snoring? It's both cute and annoyingly loud.
I still want to read a good yandere dormouse story.