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Homemade stuff is easy to find go watch that

>>13057912
That bathroom looks fucking disgusting. I thought everything was supposed to be perfectly clean in Japan. They fold their dirty clothes for fuck's sake.

>>13057954
k

>>13057912
Pretty much, yeah. Out of the 3 nipnongs I've fucked 2 of them did.

>>13057912
>tfw you will never be a principal in Japan, sexually abusing the girl that was ordered to clean the toilet after school

>>13057912
Ugh, being barefoot in a bathroom. I just shivered.

>>13058155
Nothing's wrong being barefoot in private bathroom/toilet in your house unless your bathroom/toilet floor are dirty as fuck.

>>13057912
I don't know.

>>13058416
who the fuck has a urinal in their house

>>13058155
Same here. Disgusting.

>>13057912
Confirming. Annoying as fuck. You can work it out of them with training, however.

>>13057912 (OP)
Stanford Prison Experiment?

>>13059160
Men.

>>13057954
I just realized I've never seen homemade JAV.

>>13058416

That's at a school though... that's got to be dirty as fuck, considering schools in Japan use dirty water BARELY mixed with soap.

Used to live in Japan. The kids are pretty much the janitors, so you can imagine how dirty some places can be there. Its really funny that they think tossing around dirty towels with buckets full of black water is actually "cleaning".

>>13057912

It is being done as a part of the education in some areas, but there are opinions on the pros and cons of the method in Japan.

google "トイレ 掃除 素手"

KILL WHITEY!

>>13059721
Thanks based anon!

>all those feet
I want to rape them all.

>>13059160

I do, and had one placed at work as well.
Probably my best received managerial decision ever.

>>13059712

Me neither. This needs to change.

Halp

This is kind of unrelated but if you guys have a bathroom that smells like old pee no matter how much you clean it, try using regular vinegar, especially on the tiles around the toilet. Just let it sit for a while and then rinse it if you want but in my experience the vinegar smell goes away after a few hours, along with the original pee smell.

>>13060640
>what are proteins
>how do proteins and acids interact
Genius.

>>13059712
search vhs on fc2 and dodge all the scat

>>13057912
Yes. I recommend you get some earplugs.

My sample size was limited (2) but yeah they do.

There is even a school making boy students clean the restrooms wearing only one pair of underpants.

>>13060736
please somebody explain this

>>13060640

Do not pee standing up, ‘‘kudasai"! The urine splash droplets *will* get around your toilet no matter how well you aim. Sitting down to pee is the proper and cute method of maintaining a clean bathroom!

>>13064620

Is that why Sweden or Finland or whatever shitty nation it was tried to ban peeing while standing?

>>13064620
no.

>>13064640

No, probably because Sweden is a feminist shithole.

>>13057912
>>13059721
Do the boys get to clean the girls toilets?

>>13071547
But she can't die so she doesn't come back from the dead. Find a more suitable touhou.

>>13071606
She can die because she can have her brain and heart incinerated and be rendered thoughtless and unmoving, but as long as part of her remains she will come back.

>>13072035
That's the same as saying human vegetables are undead zombies.

>>13057912
This thread is infringing on global rule #5:
All boards that default to the Yotsuba B or Burichan (blue) themes are to be considered "work safe." Violators may be temporarily banned and their posts removed. Note: Spoilered pornography or other "not safe for work" content is NOT allowed on the work safe boards.
and violates local rule #1:
All images and discussion should pertain to light and visual novels, figures and other otaku paraphernalia, Touhou Project, Vocaloid, doujin works and music, and diverse niche Japanese interests (kigurumi, idols, mahjong, tea).
Please post your questions regarding this topic in the respective thread in the future.

>>13072047
Women are otaku paraphernalia, and japanese women are a japanese interest. I also decree it's work safe because fuck you it's a matter of opinion.

>>13072044
If a human vegetable has his brain and heart removed, than yes, he is dead for at least that period, even if some future medicine is able to bring him back to life.

>>13065059
It said that boy students clean only men's toilets by reason of sexual matters.

Australia

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-12-23/complaints-about-public-open-air-urinals-on-gold-coast/5986142

>>13073557
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-12-23/complaints-about-public-open-air-urinals-on-gold-coast/5986142
>"There's also been the problem of some ladies using them"

That's really hot

>>13057912
howaito piggu here, my girlfriend doesn't she's almost completly silent

>>13057912
Why can japs AtG squat so well..
Fuck, I can only reach mid w/o having to lean on my toes.

>>13057912
She's cute. I wiush she would clean my toilet.

>>13081978
I'd rather clean hers

>>13081958
There are tutorials on youtube.

>>13082255
Yeah I think my hip extenders and overall flexibility are just shit.
Sucks, but I got to start somewhere. I'm mad jelly

>>13064640
Germany.

Sometimes I go to pee while not wearing pants. I regret it.

>>13057912
Mirin squat form

>>13059160
Dude I installed a urinal in my bedroom. Fuck walking all the way to the restroom every time I have to take a leak.

>>13087457
Why not use diapers?

I personally enjoy the vocalizations of the women in JAVs, that's why I watch them as opposed to western porn. I only had to hear a white lady screaming "god yes harder harder oh yeah fuck me big boy" a handful of times to know the western porn aesthetic was not for me.

Japanese women squeal like that because they think that's what men want and the idea is perpetuated in Japanese pornography. Clearly, the average Japanese man likes it as well because they are the intended audience of the pornography. So chances are if you ever have sex with a Japanese girl and don't tell her to do otherwise, she will squeal like a pig.

I prefer femdom so I don't have such a problem with my porn

>>13060640

I find this image.... fascinating.

>>13057912
>getting fucked in real life
normies get out

>>13090610

Are you a pedophile with a pee fetish?

>>13091403
are you not?

The heart is polished by polishing toilets.
It is a samurai cult.

>>13057912
It's what they were taught was the norm through their own sex-media.
Just like the disgusting slobbery licking they call kissing that they learn from shit like manga.
But they find what foreigners do is weird as fuck as well.

>>13060640
Would ask if trap but she's leaning over too far... unless he's a really good trap or tranny and has a small guy.

>>13091580
>>13057912
Holy shit why is this so hot.
I want to see young preteens clean my dirty toilet while I jack it.

>>13087615
Wrong. Women will respond to intense stimulation in a manner similar to the most base forms of vocalization in her language or culture. Personality also weighs in. Extroverts will be louder.
Of course, with experience they come to expect certain things and get a handle on it.

I've seen ones that have seen porn and ones that haven't. Asian and otherwise. It really didn't matter.. they gasp and make noises differently and yet similarly depending on the above. Sluts tend to be more into dirty talk.

>>13091730
Isn't that way of kissing just in porn?

>>13091943
I've seen it in hidden-cam shit as well.

>>13092008
Are you sure it was real hidden cam and not just pretend hidden cam?
Either way, I'd rather trusting somebody who gets their information from porn isn't very wise.

>>13091730
>>13092008
Describe this kissing.

>>13092133
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUECYxfaTRo
Sort of this.

>>13057912
Yes/No, okay just like Americans they tend to get their ideas for how they're supposed to sound from porn and just like Americans, it's annoying as crap. You can get them to stop, by just saying you're not into that but, you better pray that you're relationship is good enough to say "I don't like how you sound during sex".

I never really had that problem though, my job sent me to Japan a couple of years ago, I managed to date around a little bit before finding a girlfriend and she was a complete and utter deadfish in bed who only moaned in monotone and had an orgasm face that was all scrunched liked she ate something too sour. So I managed to work out what her moans meant:
High pitch with moan: She didn't really enjoy that but she's feeling good right now so it passes
Moan with blush: She liked that, but don't do it again quickly
Moan with deep bass at the end: really liked that do it again
Anything else: Stay the course
We kinda broke up when my job realized that they had better people with longer service records to take my position since you didn't 100% need Japanese. Told her we could still make the long distance thing work, bought her a laptop, camera, set up skype and bought myself a desktop and upped my internet for her to never call me. Turns out she's just really lazy and I was doing most of the legwork in the relationship. Yay.
Plus side is that one of my coworkers came back told me she hasn't dated anyone since me and she gained 40 lbs. So petty yay.

>>13091730
That started in JAVs as a way to "kiss" without having the actress actually kiss the person. Now it's evolved into something else and its' kinda bad.
I made out with a girl once, everything thing was normal then her tongue just breaks free, with no plan and she winds up licking my mustache. I'm just like "WTF was that?".

>>13092008
A good chunk of the hidden camera stuff is with professionals. They just don't have the director come in and direct them.

>>13092243
>deadfish
I had wondered about that.
Most of the sex scenes I've seen in J-dramas/movies (not porn, just normal shit on J-TV) have the girl playing deadfish with a head-toss every now and then in a way they must think conveys passion.
It's kind of off-putting, and encountering it in real life would make me feel like some kind of rapist.

>>13092200
>>13092243
I see nothing unusual here. Not bragging but maybe you're just too inexperienced. Rare case of something looking good in porn and being good in reality, too.

>>13092200
>jumping kiss
What the fuck.

By the way, they call the tongue play as deep kiss in JAV.

Number one rule of 4chan: Never post a picture more interesting than your original question if you want your thread to go anywhere.

>>13060640
That fit tho lmao

>>13091782
Wrong. You're a nerdy neckbeard talking about something way above your level of expertise. Those weird sounds are made on purpose, and are not any kind of natural response.

>>13092280
Not going to lie, it definitely dulled my eagerness for sex. In fact the first time we had sex I thought I was just not doing anything right. So the next time (and I was happy because I thought there wouldn't even be a next time) I brought my A-game and nope it's just her. Some people are just really awkward during sex and there's nothing you can do about it.
The rapist part, this is going to sound terrible, but you honestly just get used to it. I thought that this girl was great for the other 80% of our relationship and she's just bad at this, than it's no problem.

>>13092535
Honestly when professionals do it, it's not that bad, but when it winds up with a girl just licking around your mouth. It gets weird. But hey, whatever makes you happy man.

>>13092243
shave

>>13095124
shave what?

>>13091730
Doujins have pretty good kissing compared to JAVs though.

>>13100104
>still frames are better than 60 frames per second

>>13092243
>she hasn't dated anyone since me and she gained 40 lbs. So petty yay.

Interesting. Same here. Exactly.

Worked in Kyoto for a year, dated a girl, she was a dead fish but open to doing anything, possessive and egocentric as fuck though (which seems a theme with Jap women), and after I left, got fat and hasn't dated.

Is a gaijin the kiss of death for a Japanese woman?
Like, I would have my doubts dating someone who'd previously been with a big black dude.

>>13092243
>>13102241
You guys must be new here.

>>13102883

I am. This is a strange place.

Also, I was promised more and danker memes than I've seen so far.

>>13091580
Why is that person on the right barefoot?
Unless some guy has 3 urinals and hired high school girls to clean them, that's fucking disgusting

>>13106046
he's old school japanese, doesn't believe in western shoes, very Samurai

>>13093867
Second this. on my 4th year in Tokyo here. Every girl I've fucked has been terrible in bed sans one. Dead fish, noises like a rabbit being tortured, and a scrunched up face like they smelled a rank fart. Totally off-putting. Makes sex not even desirable.

On the other hand, if you do get with a girl that doesn't do those things she will be down for anything. You can basically do whatever you want to or with her.

I find this toilet cleaning duty thing kinda disturbing. It's like they're trying to tell the students "you're no better than this, accept your place in life".

But on the other hand, public bathrooms in Japan must be a lot cleaner if everyone who uses them knows what it's like to be the guy who has to clean them.

>>13102241
>>13092243
are you both white? why does it sound so hot when you make woman your slave.

>>13107498

>>13087509
jay pee related

>>13109037
what are those?

I'm japanese and it's true.
government push on a plan that going to make slave of nation except.
So that suicide rate had been so huge and now on increase and increase.

except government party and them fellows

>>13092243
What was your job? Did you know a lot of Japanese already?

>>13109439
Says pet diapers.

Study your kana anon-san

>>13109935
i am chinese, i only read kanji

>>13106046

Not Japanese, but I work in health care and have to shower disabled folks drenched in their own piss at my work. Sometimes during hot summers I do it barefooted since the hot steam from the shower that gathers into the bathroom makes it unbearable to use wellies.

search slut category on javlibrary
start with kawd-623

>>13057912
Annoying?

Do any original movies come out under the ONSD tag, or are they all compilations and edits of previous material?

Couple of Shion Utsunomiya scenes have been uploaded from movies with the ONSD tag, I'm wondering if its recycled scenes or if they've ones that haven't been seen yet and just now being released.

>>13111047
I watched so much jav I can recognize the actor by his chin and nipples
fuck

Best thread on the jay all day, yo.

>>13110814
>drenched in her own piss

>>13110814
How do you deal with the smell?
Do the ones on more meds smell worse?

>>13057912
Will you try to dead more time.

Training to endure a sexual sense of shame as a part of the education.

>>13115396

>>13103056
Janny cracks down like HELL on our memes! I Drive around threads and see lots of deleted posts.

>>13109037
Why isn't the cartoon dog actually wearing the product. I want to see what it looks like.

>>13060088
>tfw you'll never tickle those feet while they try to keep doing their jobs

why live de geso

>>13111111
That's some nice post number you've got there.

>>13111111
Look at all those repeating digits

>>13115396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRsMKkk75TQ

>>13124796
How can Japanese women be so hot, while the males seem to be the exact opposite? It's like their race was engineered to have the best females and the shittiest males. But then again, without these males breeding them, we would run out of the hot girls. Funny.

>>13125131
>How can Japanese women be so hot, while the males seem to be the exact opposite?
That's because you're not gay you fucking moron.

>>13125157
>so hot

>>13081958

I can do it, but it's really difficult. it's from conditioning.

>>13131070
I could post some ugly whitey as well.

>>13125131
The average jap woman is worse looking than the average whitey.