/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13021779
Boots or no boots?

>>13022021
Either is fine

What a freak!

generic blue long-haired slut

>>13022098
not generic, not a slut

>>13022099
Time for an exercise regimen.

>>13022113
She's from a very important family, you know. You shouldn't tie her up.

>>13022098
this better?

Funny, I want to step on her and bully her.

>>13022197
that's rude

Why is Tenshi so perfect?

>>13022239
She's got long and beautiful blue hair and has a fun-loving personality, that's why.

>>13022267
She's also a goddess

>>13022267
Does the carpet match the drapes?

>>13022233
>cloned asymmetrical docking
More?

>>13022228
I only want to do it because I like her.

>>13022116
That's why if you ever go to Gensokyo you'll want to join that family to gain riches and protection.
The best way would be to drug her/get her drunk, then have sex with her and make sure you impregnate her.
The fact that their honorable daughter fucked some random guy she just met and got pregnant would bring shame upon the family if people found out, so now you'll be forced to marry her and become a part of the Celestials.
As an added bonus you'll have your very own personal fuck toy to breed with as much as you want.

I thought Tenshi was a masochist not a sadist

>>13022390
too fat

What does Tenshi's Insides feel like?

>>13023641
heaven

>>13023641
Tenshi doesn't have a black bar.

>>13023061
She'd just kill you. She can control keystones and cause earthquakes.
Probably a bigger reason not to tie her up, honestly.

What a lewd thread!

>>13024018
why would she want to kill you

Would you let Tenshi spank you with her sword

Is this the corndog girl?

>>13023061
There's a snippet of lore which supports this. One of the books mentions that celestial maidens occasionally let mortals steal their veils (euphemism for virginity) in order to find someone interesting to marry. Tenshi can be your blessing in the skies!

>>13025477
who?

Tenko is a good girl

>>13025539
i'd eat her peaches

>>13021779
She wants you to step on her.
It will never work out.

Post more Tenshi

>>13030208

Tenshi has one of the hottest Touhou designs.

Fight me, friends

>>13031572
Her dress is too long to be hot (Nue is the sexiest if we talk about clothes), but I kinda find her boots sexy. I want to spank and fuck her while she's wearing her boots over her thighhighs.

With a shorter dress, she would be the sexiest.

>>13031625
but the long sexy blue hair and red contrasting eyes!

>>13031644
I'm going to sound extra rude, but I'm not exactly interested by the girl's face when I'm wanking to her getting spanked. Through I like watching her expression as she's trying to bear the pain and not... I'll stop here, otherwise I'll derail the thread.

At any rate, my point is that, if you're talking about hotness, the main point of focus is the skirt. And Tenshi's dress looks like a damn apron, like she's some kind of married housewife hiding her sexiness under a long, chaste dress, itself hidden under a practical apron.

Gotta take a really cold shower to get rid of the Hinderburg in my pants, see ya later.

>>13031669
Well she is a highborn lady, which also adds to her hotness factor

>>13031853
Ha, the princess thing, yeah.
Too bad it's never capitalized on in doujinshis.

>>13025517
Why is there no story about that? I want to make Tenshi my wife.

>>13031669
>sexiness is determined by amount of skin bared
Didn't you get enough in the Eiki thread? Only blockheads reduce sexiness to such a crude level. Even normies will tell you there's nothing sexy about a skank spreading her twat on the side of the road. Why do you think "creepshots" are so popular? Go ruin some touhous I don't like.

>>13031959
k but you're wrong mate

>>13032092

Naughty!

A wild Celestial has appeared and is trying to seduce you!

>>13032293
Her face is weird. I'm not seduced.

>>13032336
Why the hell do you look at her face?

>>13032216
>artist makes his good stuff friends only
>later deletes his account

>>13032339
Why wouldn't I?
Her legs look weird too. Hell, that's just not a very good picture.

>>13032293
QUADRUPLE GIGA

>>13032351
Unfortunately, that's the last picture of Tenshi I got, and Pixiv is down.

>>13032339
Because her feet are even worse, and the curve of her right hand draws your eyes towards her misshapen head. Nothing a little editing can't fix.

>>13032359
No, it's not.

>>13032293
What's up with her toes
That's just creepy

>>13032382
How can you say you love her if you don't even like a bad picture of her

>>13032415
Why do I feel guilty about this enenfff thanks anon

>>13032469
My sadistic pleasure, mate.

>>13032336
>>13032351
>>13032361
>>13032382
Stop bullying the artist!

Why is Tenshi so perfect?

>>13032382
Tenshi was a victim of chinese foot binding before she ascended.

I really want to make Tenshi my breeding sow, /jp/! What do I do?

I want to marry Tenshi

If she is the Eldest Daughter, does that mean there is a Youngest Daughter?

>>13022005
>>13022099
>>13022113
>>13022135
>>13022438
>>13032216
>>13032293

This thread is gold. Post more lewd Tenshi

Where are the average Tenshi artists? What makes her fans either highly skilled or garbage?

>>13037136
How can it possibly be garbage if Tenshi is in it

Would you give away your mortality to live with Tenshi for eternity?

>>13037574
Holy moly!

>>13037202
There's literally no downside to that, so yes.

>>13037202
Of course!

>>13037740
Tenshi isn't inmortal. She has to beat the Shinigami periodically.

>>13037763
She doesn't age though

>>13037768
You'll have to beat him too if you want to be with her forever. Is anon-kun ready for such a task?

>>13037779
Tenshi will protect me!

>>13037779
If I'm serving the eldest daughter, It's probably likely that I will have magical powers to easily swat away any shini-whatsits by the time they come creepin

I want to make fun of her flat chest.

>>13037785
Not if you take her for granite all the time, so treat her right, or you might live to regret it.

>>13038025
There's nothing fun about that.

After all, flat is justice.

>>13038026
Why would someone kidnap Tenshi just to get a rock?

>>13037763
You're mistaking celestials and hermits.

>>13038046
Don't you want to bully the person you like?

>>13038102
Not if she controls keystones, earthquakes and has a sword

>>13038096
I'm pretty sure I read that about Celestials on an official book. Komachi mentions it in her SWR route as well.

post more lewd tenshis

>>13038184
specified file already exists >>13038151

>>13038261
gross

I want to gangbang Tenshi!

>>13038312

>>13038322
Come back Tenshi, I know you will enjoy it.

Someone fuck her already!

>>13038370
Tenshi is for pure loving, not for fucking.

>>13038384
Fucking is the purest form of love.

>>13038384
Tenshi is for lovely, pure fucking.

>>13038391
Tenshi is for spanking as a reminder of why the surface is shit and why she should be happy to live in Bhava Agra.

>>13038450
I like that idea.

>>13038458
I don't.
Get out of here spankers.

So beautiful...

>>13038322
why is tenshi outside
why is tenshi mad
why is she in the cold
why is she staring into a window
im so confused

>>13040796
why not

>>13038468
You're the minority here. Prepare to be harassed, deported, and executed, like all minorities.
And your touhou will be spanked anyway.

>>13041012
Spankers get ye gone!

What kind of loser would want to be bullied? Someone explain the appeal.

>>13041033
People that have a hard life taking care of everything sometimes feels pleasure at leaving everything in the hand of someone else so that, for just a few minutes, they don't have to worry about the bills, about the economy, about what they're going to eat tonight.

These people are of course insane, it's better to dominate than being dominated.

Best body in Gensokyo.

>>13041041
If you force a girl to squeeze your balls, are you still dominating?

>>13041604
Not really.

I want Tenshi to step on and bully everyone!

>>13041012
>like all minorities
Yeah, like the jews, right?

>>13041650
Urgh no.
The Nazis murdered also the gypsies, the homosexuals, the political dissender, the retards. But nobody care about these poor faggots, no, they all care about the jews only.

>>13041644
Please don't post 3d size pictures. I want to escape that cancerous "community" that bullies its creators into quitting. They're all clinically depressed, too. It's like a prerequisite.

>>13041041
>These people are of course insane, it's better to dominate than being dominated.
Pleb taste.

>>13041892
Did your mistress allowed you to use Internet? How do you manage to breath with that ball shoved in your mouth?

>>13041913
Nice English skills you got there.

What does Tenshi's hair feel like?

>>13041892
Make way for the retard with his opinion.

What's with all the "opinion" shitposting in every single thread now? Is this the new meme? It doesn't even mean anything. At least secondary, X-fag, and crossie are attempts to be insulting. Stating that's an opinion isn't stating anything. What is the point?

>>13043003
>playing dumb
Pathetic.

Less dank memes

More Tenshi

>>13042878
More shy Tenshi please.
I hate the "haha i'm showing you my panties and you're getting turned on what a pervert xDDD lolilolilolilol".

>>13045835
Control your autism, and maybe I will

>>13042415
Heaven

>>13045826
Would you build your future with Tenshi?

>>13045966
Of course!

Who wouldn't want a badass partner like Tenshi

flat!

>>13046068
Why would Tenshi take a lowly human? Celestial slaves rank higher than that. I bet she has a different male Iku for each night of the week.

>>13046883
Stop projecting your self-hatred, we're not all as pathetic as you.

>>13046903
Tenshi being shit doesn't mean I hate her. I want you to put more thought into how you're going to get together with your 2hus. One that doesn't involve magic drugs and alcohol.
Caste is real. At least with Iku you can try to steal her veil. Do you think you could ever get to Tenshi's peaches?

>Stop...
>No...please...!

>>13046903
Cursing and acting almighty on the Internet doesn't make you better though.

>>13031625
>>13031669
>I get these girly magazines in the mail because
>I'm writing short stories for them again
>and here in these pages are these ladies
>exposing their jewel boxes---
>it looks more like a gynecologist's
>journal---
>everything boldly and clinically
>exposed
>beneath bland and bored physiognomies.
>it's a turn-off of gigantic
>proportions:
>the secret is in the imagination---
>take that away and you have dead
>meat.

>a century back
>a man could be driven mad
>by a well-turned
>ankle, and
>why not?
>one could imagine
>that the rest
>would be
>magical
>indeed!

>now they shove it at us like a
>McDonald's hamburger
>on a platter.

>there is hardly anything as beautiful as
>a woman in a long dress
>not even the sunrise
>not even the geese flying south
>in the long V formation
>in the bright freshness
>of early morning.

>>13047039
I doubt Tenshi even has a veil. She's a fake Celestial after all.

>>13047123
The veil is her beautiful appearance and her daddy's money. Steal that from her and you're left with a brat.

Tenshi has the best body of all Touhous

>>13047090
Just because it makes you butthurt doesn't mean it's cursing.
Read the dictionary.

>>13047039
Why don't you make a thread called "how to romance a touhou", then? I'm sure it would be successful.
Here, we're all dreaming that Tenshi comes from the sky to marry us, so scream and let us dream.

>>13047130
>Beat on the brat
>Beat on the brat
>Beat on the brat with a baseball bat

Her brattiness is the best part about her though.

>>13047322
>not beating her with a paddle
>like a kid
Celestials are tough, mate. You can't break her brattiness with just pain, you need to humiliate her too.
A small spanking, dragging her by the ear, sending her to her room or in a corner, depriving her from cake or chocolate milk would work great.

Treat her like a kid, she'll act like an adult.

>>13047350
What if she starts acting out on purpose just to get those spankings?

>>13047414
Then the rest (dragging her by the ear, sending her to her room or in a corner, depriving her from cake or chocolate milk) should work fine.
Plus I'm not even sure Tenshi likes being spanked. She probably enjoys having someone who cares (as opposed to the celestial servant that just obey because they're supposed to), but I don't think she likes the spanking.

Plus celestials are really tough. Hitting her is probably like hitting a oak with your bare hand.

>>13047130
I'd leave Tenshi with a brat, if you know what I mean.

>>13047350
I'm sorry dude, I think we have different tastes. I'm perfectly fine with Tenshi being a spoiled, bratty princess.

I just like the Ramones, is all.

>the spankfag recommend to avoid spanking Tenshi
Holy shit it must be snowing in hell.

>>13047456
You'll quickly get tired of it when you'll come back home from work, tired as fuck, only to have her shrieking in your ear that she's been bored all day.

>>13047469
Sorry dude, that description of yours already got me half hard.

>>13047921
Oh...
Well, to each his taste then.

>>13047469
He's a real lolicon.

>>13048455
Is that a chinese corn dog?

>>13048465

>>13048149
Tenshi is the best loli because you can cum inside her loli womb and still make babies

>>13048579
She's not loli though, just flat

>>13048579
Don't search wikipedia if you think loli can't get pregnant.

Valentine's chocolate from Tenshi!

>>13049661
Where's my tsundere, dude?

>>13049703
Tenshi isn't really a tsundere, i'd say

>>13050081
But I like her when she's a tsundere. That's the only way to make her brat persona acceptable.

Well, at least for me, since there's apparently a guy here who gets hard when shrieked in the ears by a brat.

>>13050108
it's kind of hot, though

>>13050136
Who doesn't like being half-deaf, huh?

>>13050162
>He doesn't want to mindbreak a bratty girl

>>13049703

I want to take Tenshi on a date!

>>13051952
Gross. I bet you want to -urgh- to HOLD HER HAND too, you filthy pervert.

>>13051969
That's one of the things I want the most!

>>13051976
Kyaa~
You pervert!

>>13050108
Tenshi is like salt and vinegar chips. Bitter and salty as fuck, burns the tongue slightly, and leaves a bad aftertaste. But I eat those chips because I LIKE all of these things. Those harsh feelings bring me pleasure.

>>13052032
who the fuck doesn't eat salt and vinegar chips.

literally the best chips ever made

>>13052032
Except that chips won't break your stuff, slap you in the face when you don't buy what they want, and decide to throw a party when you're tired and want to sleep.

>>13052052
Tenshi just wants someone to dominate her. Authority u know

>>13052080
But the other Anon says he doesn't want to fix her. He likes her being obnoxious. I honestly don't get why.

>>13052085
Maybe he just wants a daughteru he can spoil

>>13052095
That actually makes sense.

>>13052095
I can't fuck my daughter.

>>13052040
Tied with Barbeque for number one

Ketchup a shit

>>13052085
There's nothing to fix, dude. All you need to understand is that I enjoy having some flavour in my life, have fun with a girl who isn't boring as fuck.

>>13052359
Do you even know what she does for fun?

>>13052380
Hint : it involves destroying buildings and suggesting it may be her fault.

>>13052160
says who

>>13052380
Why would I want to? A lot of the fun is in not knowing where the road takes you. All I know is that we're both spoiled rich kids who like wrecking people's shit.

>>13052403
So you know nothing about the character and only want her body. Then, say so. There's no shame in that.

>>13052403
>we're both spoiled rich kids who like wrecking people's shit
Ha, you're rich, okay.

My bad, I assumed you were like me, a poorfag who has to work to actually get money.

>>13052413
You're poor because you do what you don't like to get money to do what you like instead of cutting out the middle man.

>>13052408
There IS shame in that. That's for shallow and disgusting people. Given that Tenshi is one of the few 2hus with backstory and depth, saying that is an insult.

>>13052418
I'm poor because I'm not skilled enough to make money out of what I like, and everyone wants people with experience, which means that my two degrees are useless.
Thank for proving you, again, don't know what you're talking about.

>>13052437
>everyone wants people with experience
>you don't know what you're talking about.
Since you know everything, why are you still poor? You shouldn't be posting about this in a celestial thread, anyway. Go find a Reimu thread.

>>13052441
Tenshi isn't a celestial because she had experience. She became a celestial because her father did. It's like the president making his son vice-president.

>>13052428
>>13052408
Wait, where did I say that I was only lusting after her deliciously lithe, slender body?

>>13052413
Man that must be hard you know. I've heard that people who work at call centres are super stressed out because the company times everything they do and fires them if they aren't fast enough in getting complainers off the phone. That must be really stressful!

>>13052468
>Wait, where did I say that I was only lusting after her deliciously lithe, slender body?
You can't exactly lust after a personality.

>>13052468
It follows from your lust for her haughty attitude and derisive behaviour.

I wish I could have taken a call center job, but I can't help but laugh when people get frustrated and angry. Nothing beats working for yourself, anyway.

>>13052479
Sure you can. Tenshi's brattiness is pure raw emotion!

>>13052485
There's no point in being dishonest with your body.

Enjoy living with the most spanked touhou since SWR.
Until Raiko replaces her.

>>13052513
spanking is a pleb fetish

>>13052808
>that smile
She knows what she's going.

>>13052816
She thinks she does.

>>13052855
Changing her mind at the last moment? Maybe she doesn't want to become a woman, in the end.

>>13052862
Yeah, well, it's to late for second thoughts. Can't go on teasing like that and then worm out of the result.

>>13052867
That pose is a lot sexier than that shirt.

>>13052876
You gotta admit, she has some very nice legs and a very sexy ass.

>>13052884
truth

>>13052884
Oh, yes. Oh, very. The things I would do to that angel...

>>13052876
>this is what rapists actually believe
Would raping Tenshi even be worth it? She'll stay strong the whole time and won't break down until after you leave.

>>13052894
She would just beat your ass actually

>>13052897
Or crush your penis with her rock solid thighs.

>>13052894
We'll see about that.
Her keeping it together until you leave wouldn't be all that bad. Could fake her out that way.

Please be nice to Tenshi!

>>13052903
Those red eyes...

>>13052915
Yeah, eah. She doesn't make it easy sometimes.
Besides, she's super tough, right? She can take it.

>>13052916
Amazing contrast with the blue hair

>>13052906

i like this picture but i cant stop looking at the left foot. and being like "is it broken???? oh god"

>>13052923
She's got a really good character design, no doubt, on of the best ones in the series. It's a crime she wasn't in SoPM!

>>13052876
It isn't sexy if the girl you're deflowering doesn't like it. You wind up just wanting to come quickly so you can finish and leave, because all she's doing is laying there whimpering.

>>13052961
Different strokes for different folks.

>>13052892
There's a reason she's a popular spankee. You're not popular without a very good ASSet.

>>13052961
>not savoring the whimpering while trying not to come faster because of it

>>13052967
True, but giving a girl a pleasant first time is a better guarantor of subsequent sessions with her.

>>13052985
Who cares if she likes it or not?

>>13052981
There's better ways to derive pleasure from pain.

>>13052991
I want her as my loving wife!

>>13052991
Anyone who wants more sex with her.

>>13052997
>implying you need her to be okay
Just throw her on the bed, flip her over, remove her clothes, have sex with her, and go take a shower.

>>13052994
Rape doesn't mean forceful beating.

>>13053006
Beating the girl makes me enjoy the whole thing a lot more.

You'd have to be a very powerful individual to have your way with Tenshi or most other touhous. She's pretty high up there on the power scale.
I doubt a human from the outside world could hold up against even a fairy or weak youkai, let alone restrain and sexually assault them.

>>13053018
Most youkai aren't strong, even by outside standards. Most youkai don't even have bodies. All the named characters are exceptional youkai, and half of them can barely win one on one.

>>13053018
Just shove a shotgun up her anus.

Or team up with Yukari and gap a shotgun up her anus.

>>13053022
Yukari wouldn't team up with your sorry ass

>>13053025
I'm not sure about that.

I have some outside goods that I can trade with.

And Yukari isn't on a friendly term with the eldest daughter.

>>13053025
Stop projecting, I'm pretty cool.

>>13053034
Make sure she doesn't like the idea, or she'll force you to take Tenshi's ass once a week.
Just enough for Tenshi to recover and try to find a way out, but not enough to let her forget that each sunday, she'll find herself bending over the same stone, with Yukari pulling her panties while encouraging a naked man to do his thing in her anus.

>>13053059
No thanks, I'm blasting that anus with a shotgun, fuck spankfag and I'm a gun and gurofag.

>>13053066
so you have even WORSE taste than spankfags

>>13052994
see >>13052967

>>13053066
>wasting a good girl
You're worse than Hitler.

>>13053022
She'd be disgusted to have you in her Gensokyo and throw you at the youkai as food, sipping some tea later and forgetting all about that unpleasant encounter.

Unless you're not talking about the actual Gensokyo but Doujinsokyo, where girls sprout dicks with balls at will and groups of faceless men prance around searching for their next victim. I'm sure the Yukari from there will be pleased to help you fuck every girl and then fuck you herself.

>>13053069
It's a celestial, not a human!

I get off to delicious gibs.

>>13053066
That is way over the line!

>>13053079
>She'd be disgusted to have you in her Gensokyo and throw you at the youkai as food, sipping some tea later and forgetting all about that unpleasant encounter.
Nice fantasy, secondary.

>>13053079
Yukari regularly runs girls over with trains, I'm sure shotgunning is small time.

Just telling her that it's sort of danmaku (well, it is bullet and she's going to hell).

This conversation went further than I wanted it too.

Please be quiet, /jp/!

Tenshi is sleeping!

>>13053098
She shouldn't sleep like that.

>>13053098
FUCKING TENSHI WAKE UP YOUKAI SCUMMMMMMMMRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>13053116
Tenshi's not a youkai

>>13053116
Celestial's aren't youkai, I think.

>>13053116
Celestials are not youkai you fucktard.

>>13053107
>Just noticed Iku's veil
hnnnng

>>13053156
Who are ye quoting?

>>13053168
My thoughts

>>13053156
>Iku's veil is under the penbox
Iku put it on Tenshi before she started drawing.

>>13053171
Don't answer, just report.

>>13053171
You shouldn't use the quoting function to explain your thoughts, just post normally.
>>13053172
Who are you quoting as well?

I hope this isn't an attempt to abuse the quotin' function.

>>13053183
they're called meme arrows

>>13053186
Not on /jp/!

>mfw no pantyhose or socks
>still has boots
Tenshi's too cute to not be abused.

>>13053087
The train is part of her danmaku too, though.
If it's gore you want, not even Yukari gored Tenshi when she said she'd kill her. The train couldn't gore her, and knifes and swords couldn't either.
And if you've already forgotten, the gap youkai told that celestial she'd forgive her, in one of her victory quotes, if she made it up to her with a good deed or something.

I'd still like to know what damage a bullet can do to a celestial's body. Was it steel or diamonds their toughness was compared to? How would it regenerate and how long would it take? What would the difference on various body parts be? I need to know for... research.

>>13053196
Now you are just abusing the quotin' function!

>>13053197
Just my shotgun is part of my danmaku.

And it doesn't gore people, people just get shot to bits in danmaku fight! I can do that with my shotgun too!

>>13053217
>my shotgun is part of my danmaku
Now you're being retarded. Thanks tumblr to drop your trash here.

>>13053224
I'm not from tumblr though, I don't see why a train can be danmaku but a shotgun can't be, in fact, weapons are used in danmaku fights.

>>13053231
What part of "danmaku don't make people explode into gore" did you missed when you played the game?

Oh wait, I know. You NEVER played the game. Figure.

>>13053237
It's true danmaku doesn't make people explode into gore, it just makes shit explode into bits, which is what a shotgun can do with slug shell.

>>13053249
>comparing danmaku with slug
Yeeep, retarded. Take a name so I can filter your stupidity before it leaks and contaminate the thread.

>>13053260
Please don't abuse the quotin' function.

And there's nothing wrong with using a shotgun as danmaku.

I want to spank Tenshi.
Would that really fix her flaws if I beat her ass severely?

>>13053289
what flaws?

>>13053289
>child abuse works

Cute this, sexy that...why does no one ever talk about how cool Tenshi is?

tenshi is kill

>>13054454
She is pretty uncool. She wrecks shit without thinking about your feelings!

>>13055960
I know she's commonly portrayed as an M, but I'd love for her to do that to my dick. The rougher she is and the less she cares about me the better.

>>13055982
>displayed as an M
When where, outside of your fantasies?

>>13056132
Don't you know one of the most annoying touhou memes? Tenshi is an M.

>>13056183
I thought you were saying that she ever was canonly displayed as such

>>13054454
I've never really thought of her as cool.

>>13021779
Oh, I'll help you alright...

>>13056733
Go away Freud. With you, it's always about dicks.