/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hellhound waifus

>>13041711
Yes, wonderful.
Question: Xenogears or Chrono Trigger?

The MGC Maid Central will now resume it's activities.

>>13038090
Maid type: Hellhound
Name: Kenna
Personality: Bold, Headstrong and caring
Notes: Followed an alternative maid training. Good with children.

Kenna has been with MGC Maid Central for 11 years now. Kenna started her maid training at the age of 17 as part of the still ongoing juvenile reintegration program. Kenna succesfully completed an altered training focused on more dominant species at the age of 24 and has been under various Masters since.

However it is to be noted that all previous signed contracts by Masters were cancelled before their expiration dates due to various reasons.

Kenna has a strong dominant personality and will aggresivly take initiative in various aspects of her Masters life. She has proven to clash with Masters who have similar a personality.
As a maid she is known to have an under-average performance and has been reported to occasionly "force" her Master to clean up self-caused spills after being ordered to clean said spill herself*.

Kenna however seems to display protective behavior around those she deems "weak"**. She has shown to display a mix of dominant and caring behavior around such people.

Due to her history Kenna spends a relatively large amount of time performing gym related activities. She has been reported to attempt and even force*** Masters to perform similar gym related activities.

MGC Maid Central only recommends Kenna for submissive a Master that does not mind having their maid take extended control over their life.

*Cause of 3 contract cancellations.
**Method likely determined by advanced smelling technique
***Cause of 1 contract cancellation.

>>13041714
I want to rub her belly after I pump it full of daughterus

>>13041735
I don't think I could handle this.

Charon's puns tickle my ribs

>>13041735
What are the categories I need to fill?

>>13041739
>Rub Hellhound's belly
>Her leg starts spazzing the fuck out
>She gets embarrassed
>HNNNNGH

>>13041747
We request the following form to be filled to allow profiling and maid matching

Please be aware that this is a time-consuming procedure and appreciates the patience of any potential Master.

In addition it is worth noting that there are already serveral filled forms in the waiting line. Please be wary of a long waiting time.

Size of residence:
Education of Master:
Current employment:
Personality of Master:
Dating or Married:

Favorite Personalities:
Favorite body type:
Favorite type of Monstergirl*:
Prefered age:
Arachnophobia: Yes/No
Specific dislikes:

Extra notes/specifications:


*No Anubis maids currently available. Sandworm maids require appointment at local Maid Center with approved form for permanent relocation of the Masters residence.

>>13041756
Size of residence: two bedroom apartment
Education of Master: some college
Current employment: currently unemployed
Personality of Master: quiet yet witty
Dating or Married: dating

Favorite Personalities: Genki
Favorite body type: healthy
Favorite type of Monstergirl: Slime
Prefered age: 25 - 35
Arachnophobia: No
Specific dislikes: stupidity

In which Team Manager Anubis does her best.

What colour would you choose if you could choose a monster in any colour?

>>13041756
Alrighty thenny.

1. Single bedroom, living room, kitchen, sauna.
2. High school graduate, also three year vocational training in pipefitting
3. University
4. "Healthy mind in a healthy body"
5. No...
6. Chill, but able to tackle problems head on and take charge of things when necessary.
7. Closer to fit than plump
8. Dragon
9. CC and above
10. No
11. Nitpicking.
12. I'm allergic to fish, don't know if it makes a difference here.

>>13041718
If you're specifically asking me, I haven't played either.

>>13041769
It was a general question to everyone. And you should go play both, they're better than almost anything I can think of in the last decade.

Brownish in general.

>>13041763
I prefer blue. It has always done things to me. Mystique From the X-Men probably gave me my blue skin fetish as well as my red hair fetish.

>>13041776
Neat.

>>13041775
Oh my.
>>13041776
I love you. Do the freckled Wurm with sex hair and stained dress next, please.

>>13041781
Am I in trouble again?

>>13041776
Beautiful

>>13041788
>That V
>That midriff
>Those thighs
I mean, you know, Manticore's aren't really THAT bad

>>13041776
Nice, but green is still a best.

>>13041794
I think most people can agree that they aren't bad monster girls; just overrated.

>>13041788
That tailpussy is pretty chubby.

I wouldn't mind a Manticore wife so long as she isn't a sadist, even though femdom isn't my thing

>>13041799
Overrated and overused. Personally, I don't mind them that much
I mean, look at that midriff, oh sweet Hathor

>>13041794

They'd look just as good if not better on any other MG.

>>13041788
The very moment she says she's willing to convert to Hathorism I'm impregnating her.
>>13041802
This, sadism a shit and I'd rather she not act like a bitch all the time.

>>13041756

Size of residence: Small 3 bed, 1 bath house. Furnished attic and basement

Education of Master: Bachelor Degree
Current employment:Help Desk tech
Personality of Master: Easygoing with a few quirks

Dating or Married:Single

Favorite Personalities: Anything that is not heavy yan or Heavy tsun

Favorite body type: the healthier the better, although I am not opposed to others

Favorite type of Monstergirl*: Any that are not beelzebub/devil bug

Prefered age: 18 and older, 17 negotiable

Arachnophobia: No

Specific dislikes: anyone who does not enjoy cuddling.

Extra notes/specifications: One bedroom is currently an office and the other is rented out to another male who is dating a human. Maid may need to share a room with me until i acquire a second bed for her.

Dragons that are maids? That's bullshit he said, as he spat his good taste onto the floor.

>Art by mysterious drawfag.
>One day, you will be unmasked.

How would your monster waifu react if she found out you were actually a hybrid terminator? What if not even you knew about it yourself until after you got in a terrible accident that ended up explosing your metallic endoskeleton through an open wound?

>>13041817
She would tell me terminator 4 a shit.

>>13041817
She would terminate me without a second thought, hunt down the people who made me, kill them, and then drink it all into oblivion.

>>13041756

>Size of residence: Small
>Education of Master:Currently in college
>Current employment: Construction
>Personality of Master: Warmhearted, affectionate, sometimes a little lazy
>Dating or Married:Single

>Favorite Personalities: Outgoing, I guess.
>Favorite body type: I don't really have one
>Favorite type of Monstergirl*:Cheshire
>Prefered age: 20-30
>Arachnophobia: Nah
>Specific dislikes: None come to mind

>>13041817
I swear to god I will bash your skull in for makng me remember Salvation.

>>13041817
MGs won't give a fuck as long as you produce energy.
If you don't, you won't get a mg waifu in the first place

>>13041827
But anon, only two Terminator movies were ever made.
>>13041829
>MGE
No.

>>13041817
Would possibly explain the urge to raise an army of 400,000 undead hive-mind daughterus to take over the world.

lovely long fox tongue a best

if your waifu doesnt have a long tongue it's no waifu at all

>>13041818
>>13041827

Was the movie that bad?

>>13041831
We discuss MGE here.
If you don't like it you're probably in the wrong thread.

>>13040769
>>13040769
but more like licking/play-biting and maybe fingering please

>>13041829
Remember,

In MGC it ends with John Connor having a harem of terminators

The CC original
The genki slime loli one.
The seductive succubutt third one.

>>13041835
It was a Terminator film without tons of actions scenes.

It was a fucking drama about some OC bullshit.

>>13041833
well i do have a kitsune waifu so most likely

>>13041835
It was generic.

It felt more like a regular sci-fi movie than a Terminator movie.

>>13041831
>not mge
Ehh, MGQ? Assassinroid was brety gud

>>13041756
Size of residence: Medium.
Education of Master: Master's Degree.
Current employment: Scholarly work.
Personality of Master: Mostly tired, depressed.
Dating or Married: N/A.
Favorite Personalities: Not tsundere.
Favorite body type: CC a best.
Favorite type of Monstergirl: Oni.
Prefered age: Over 22 but under 35.
Arachnophobia: No.
Specific dislikes: Loli a shit.

>>13041851
He's screwing with you anon.

>>13041836
Anon, this isn't the Monster Girl Encyclopedia General.

>>13041756
Apartment
Associate's degree
Diesel Technician
Introverted, Cynical
Single

Assertive, confident
Muscular, but still voluptuous
Ushi-Oni
20-30
No
Tsundere

*takes a hot, steamy shit*
I just made this thread smell better, heh

>>13041856
What the fuck is even the difference???

CONDENSE YOUR SHIT!

>>13041887
>the difference
Well for example in EMG, there is no MAMONO MANA.

>>13041896

But EMG is haremshit.

I refuse to read it.

>>13041896
Suu a great.

Suumba is the best cleaning device.

>>13041856
You are really in the wrong thread.

>>13041896
Suu is a huge slut.

There is no denying that all she wants is dick and water.

>>13041756

Size of residence: small
Education of Master: Master's degree
Current employment: none
Personality of Master: depressed
Dating or Married: neither

Favorite Personalities: easy going, caring
Favorite body type: fluffy
Favorite type of Monstergirl*: not sure, none
Prefered age: under 22,
Arachnophobia: no, but spiders a shit

>>13041900
Suu is too pure to know about the dick. She does love delicious agua though.

>>13041896
>EMG
For fuck's sake...

>>13041899

>>13041909
And pussy juice.

>>13041897
This is my problem.
I like the girls, I like the art, I even don't mind Crabman's habit of drawing female bodies like a stick with two water balloons attached to it.
But haremshit I cannot abide.

>>13041909
No, she's a slut anon.

>>13041910
Is there a problem?

>>13041856
Yeah, you're really in the wrong thread.
We got kicked here off of /a/ because we talk about MGE.

>>13041851
>Assassinroid was brety gud
Mein neger

>>13041846
Good taste then, anon. Tell us about her.

>>13041922
That wasn't the entire reason and if you had actually been there you'd know it. I'm done talking to you.

>>13041911
Son, if you think you're gonna push the "posting standards" thing back on /a/, here, you've got another thing coming.

>>13041920
You mean besides the fact that it's harem shit?

>>13041922
To clarify, we talk about everything, but mostly we talk about "a weird headcanon monstergirl variant largely influenced by MGE set in a modern day city where monsters are cuddlebugs rather than crazed rapists and all manticores are shy subs".

And yes, we got kicked off /a/ because "That's not anime".

>>13041930
>"posting standards"
How does an Elf flipping someone off relate to that?

>>13041929
Bye. We'll be here, actually on topic.

>>13041933
Of course, because Anon needs his MGs to be immediately available to him and sexually nonthreatening simultaneously.

>>13041933

>>13041929
>being this assmad someone called you out
you need to actually hide your salt anon

>>13041914
If it's wet, don't fret.

>>13041939
>actually on topic
You seriously, for reals, actually think that MGE is what these threads are for and that everything else is "off topic"?
Boo. Boo to you.

So, just read the second intro for PRW's "Spaceworm" story. First an Apophis who does some husbando husbandry, and some sort of plotting regarding a temple, and now a Spaceworm? This is pretty damn good so far.

Loved the design he came up with for the Spaceworm too, very cool.

>>13041933
>sub manticore
Where did we go so wrong?

Was it with the sandwich-making Ushi-Oni? Can we blame it on Bob?

>>13041951
>Implying it's in any way worse than a normal manticore.

>>13041945
B-but this is a Christian imageboard!
>>13041950
Let's talk about this. Is the Spaceworm going to become the ancestor of Sandworms for the desert setting?

>>13041948
go back into the archives
or lurk for a while
tell me
what is the vast vast majority of everything we talk about
no please I want to know

>>13038745
Maid type: Oomukade
Name: Makoto
Personality: Shy, Curious and Caring
Notes: Will request acces to, or bring a basic set of tools used for working with electronics.
Completed the extra "Massaging your Master" coarse.

Makoto became part of the MGC Maid Central at her 19th birthday and is part of the organisation for 6 years now. She succesfully passed her maid training in 4 years without encountering any difficulties.

As a maid Makoto performs her duties well. She will perform all tasks asked of her without questioning. Makoto is not quick to take initiative early on unless she feels this is absolutely needed.

Makoto enjoys working on various electronic projects in her own room whenever she is not performing any tasks. She also is reported to have a curious nature and specifically enjoys observing her Master.

Based on the internship during her training, one can expect Makoto to be shy for the first few weeks when assigned to a Master. Her curious nature however will cause her to eventually attempt to interact with her Master with whatever he is doing, after which she is known to quickly increase the amount of interactions with her Master in an attempt to spend more time with him. She is also reported to attempt to increase the amount of physical interaction, usually by offering massages.
It is to be noted that Makoto will take initiative far more often after this phase.

Makoto does not make much use of the gym facilities at the MGC Maid Central when this is possible. She however follows a proper diet and therefore has a suitable weight for her bodytype.

MGC Maid Central believes Makoto to be a suitable maid for the more patient Master who enjoys the curious eye and does not mind to spend time at his hobby together with a maid.

Note: Female examinators have reported to feel "unnerved" when they were in presence of Makoto and her currently assigned examinator Master.

>>13041951
>Was it with the sandwich-making Ushi-Oni?
Even the Ushi-Oni who started that still planned to wreck her husband's pelvis after wowing him with her new cooking skills.

>Can we blame it on Bob?
I think .less actually drew her before Bob wrote about her.

>>13041953
Normal manticore also a shit but if a species is supposed to be sadistic horrors it loses a bit of the impact if they're shy blushing subs.

>>13041918
>haremshit I cannot abide
>incubi are known to have harems

Reggie what's wrong with you.gif

>>13041956
>vast majority
I think you're confusing something. The thread is "Monster Girl General", not "Monster Girl Encyclopedia General". As long as it is so, it doesn't matter if the majority of our talk is about a fanfic-version of KC's stuff.

>>13041955
>Is the Spaceworm going to become the ancestor of Sandworms for the desert setting?
An interesting thought. I definitely had the thought that whatever the Apophis is doing, may summon the Spaceworm to her lands. PRW did say the two pairs would meet after all.

>>13041939
>Of course, because Anon needs his MGs to be immediately available to him and sexually nonthreatening simultaneously.
As a man who got into monstergirls for the frenzied-reverse-rape rather than the touch-fluffy-tail waifuism, the present geist of the zeit is a depressing state of affairs.
I just want to get pinned down, violently fucked, and left in a broken, shivering puddle of my own tears and ejaculate.
Is that too much to ask!?

>>13041961
>loses a bit of the impact
That impact being their shitness I assume.
Nevertheless, you have a point..

>>13041963
and you are acting as if MGE is not the default that we talk about and being offended when someone assumes it is despite it being more than 95% of what we talk about
youre either an idiot new or baiting
please pick one

>>13041959
>I think .less actually drew her before Bob wrote about her.
You can blame both of them among others for the kawaii uguu vanillashitter "original personality" trash, regardless of which came first with that instance. Apparently polar opposites and mental disorders are the only way you can be creative.

>>13041962
Not him, but have you ever read a harem series?

That shit's the worst garbage. Most of them could be solved by issue 2 if the MC stopped being a tool.

>inb4 but stories need drama.

>>13041966
I won't hate you for it but I will look down on you.

>>13041975
Woah, cowboy. We know you like Manticore's but this is a Christian image board

>>13041966
Nobody's actually stopping you. I mean apart from the fact that they're not real.
>>13041972
>you are acting as if MGE is not the default that we talk about
Please show me where I said that.
>offended when someone assumes it is
This whole thing kicked off with>>13041817
When>>13041829
said
>MGs won't give a fuck as long as you produce energy.
If you don't, you won't get a mg waifu in the first place
This was said in accordance with the MGE rules, which wouldn't apply in the situation described by the Salvation guy.
You're the one who got on my case for pointing that out.

>>13041966
>Is that too much to ask!?
I suppose it's not, but I will call you a faggot.

>>13041756
Does your office handle applications for becoming a home care personnel for monster girls or do I need to go elsewhere?

>>13041966
You are not a sub, are you?

>>13041978
Alright, normie.

>>13041962
>incubi are known to have harems
You're right, and it's a negative mark against them.
The advantage MGE has over EMG here is that the "incubus harem-master" thing is left as a vague one-sentence implication tucked away in a world guide somewhere, behind a hundred and seventy something profiles of delicious monster-on-godfearing-peasant rape.

EMG, meanwhile, wallows in haremshit 24/7 like a pig in filth.

>>13041962
Only bicorn's husbands always have harems
For usual incubi harem is more of a rare exception than rule
And harem were always frowned upon here, you new or something?

>>13041977
Eh, you got a point.

Most harem series are garbage, but I've found one that I liked.

>>13041957
Ouch, its going to be awhile to get our maids if you need to go through all of last thread.

but i can be patient.

good things come to those who wait.

>>13041977
>read

Is The Mightiest Disciple thing harem?

Anyway

>reading harems

Geez, just watch the ovas and jerk off like a normal man.

>Most of them could be solved by issue 2 if the MC stopped being a tool.

You mean if he was allowed to fuck? Maybe you should stop watching bad harems and pick up light novels instead.

>>13042002
I think it's nice that he goes through it all.

Some people here said they liked blue succubosses, so there ya go.

>Choco version
http://i.imgur.com/Ed65lnw.jpg

>>13042006
Yep, like I said.

i can wait.

This is what happens when i don't apply sooner.

>>13041992
And thank god for that.
Monogamy a best, who wants to be a timeshare?

>>13042003
>Maybe you should stop watching bad harems and pick up light novels instead.

Way ahead of you, I stopped reading/getting mad over them a while ago.

>>13042007
God Lilims look like shit.

>>13041756
Eh, what the hell, I'm curious what might be deemed suitable.

Size of residence: Mid-Size Apartment (2 Bed, 2 bath, bonus room)
Education of Master: Some College
Current employment: Machinist
Personality of Master: Lazy, easy going, bit of a Romantic, known for perseverance.
Dating or Married: Single

Favorite Personalities: Assertive, Calm, Forward (as in blunt, doesn't beat around the bush), Warm.
Favorite body type: Petite
Favorite type of Monstergirl*: Dragon, Nightmare, Anubis*
Preferred age: 20-30 range
Arachnophobia: Yes, but not as bad as some.
Specific dislikes: Stupidity, Air-headedness, inability to follow a train of thought or sequence of events.

*Availability or no, thought I should mention for full-disclosure.

>>13042007
Yes, this will do nicely.

>>13041756
Size of residence: Studio apartment
Education of Master: Bachelor Degree
Current employment: Animator
Personality of Master: Introverted, OCD tendencies
Dating or Married: No

Favorite Personalities: Confident, headstrong
Favorite body type: fit and healthy yet still curvy
Favorite type of Monstergirl*: Dragon
Prefered age: 23- 30
Arachnophobia: No
Specific dislikes: close minded

>>13042003
Most bad anime harems are adaptations of bad LN harems
What good LNs do you know?

>>13042007
>Blueberry Lilim
That...does not look good. The skintone clashes horribly with her white hair.

The brown version, on the other hand, looks lovely.

>>13042015
I'm sorry sempai, I tried, but I still failed you.

>>13042007
It looks wrong on a Lilim.

>>13042028
No I'm not talking about the colors.

Their designs are just shit.

>>13042025
>>13042030
I figured, that's why I made two.

>>13042032
That I will not fight you on.

>>13042037
They're just succubi with a dash of "original character donut steel" thrown in. They don't look powerful or terrifying enough to be lesser divinities.

I like monstergirls. I like some of them more than others, though.

Do you like monstergirls?

>>13041992
You're funny anon.

>>13041995
>only bicorns

Dark Elves, Devil Bugs, Large Mouse, Black Harpy (I'm counting it) Hobgbling, Pixies

>And harem were always frowned upon here, you new or something

No, and seeing it's part of the setting I hope you understand why I give no fucks about "our" "harems are bad" attitude.

>>13042023
In personal opinion or objectively?

Personally I like the DxD light novel, but I'm not sure how well it's sold in Japan.

>>13042043
>They don't look
That's how they get you; they sneak up on you.

>>13042043
Yeah, if they looked a bit more "demonic", I could dig it.

>>13042045
Yes, yes I do, some more than others.

>>13042046
>liking harems
I give no fucks about your opinion either.

>>13041756
One bedroom/bathroom suite.
High school grad.
Grocery clerk.
Mellow and relaxed.
Single.

Quirky kuudere or dandere.
Small end petite.
Dormouse. You said you had some.
~20.
No.
None.

Would prefer chocolate over vanilla.

>>13042003
>kenichi
>harem
U w0t
I only watched anime and there was only blonde girl as love interest. And maybe Shigure. Huh, I remember her name but forgot blonde
Did the manga became harem somewhere after anime material ended?

>>13042045
No, monstergirls a shit. Deus Vult!

>>13042045
Yes, mushroom girls can fuck off though.

>>13042056
Hello Nyan.

>>13042053
I'm glad we could agree on that, anon. I feel more welcome here now.

I think kitsune tails are really great. I would like to hug one.

>>13042059
That's not very nice.

>>13042046
>part of the setting
There's a lot of the setting that needs to be removed if you don't want a pastel-colored happy land mostly supported by the horrors of mind breaking, addiction, and violence. KC's world building is shit.

>>13042059
Poopy-head! Monster Girls are great!
>>13042065
I'm more of a scale-man myself.

>>13042045

>Liking monstergirls

Top kek. What are you, a faget?

>>13042064
Hello anon. Will be back after a dentist visit.

>>13042065
You don't save humanity from an eternity of slavery and rape by being nice. Cleave and smite!

>>13042063
I'm terrified of mushrooms yet I think the poor things must feel lonely, the most warmth from someone they will receive is on the end of a flamethrower.

>>13042067
>not liking mind breaking, addiction, and violence
Faggot

>>13042074
I'd probably get together with a Matango if they were the only MG in existence.

>>13042068
>I'm more of a scale-man myself.
Good man.

>>13042068
Scales are very good at protecting monstergirls. Do you like monstergirls who are active and maybe get in fights? Or do you like that they can protect you with those scales?

>>13042070
>>13042072
I think monstergirls are very nice women who just want some companionship. I don't think it's fair to be so mean to them.

>>13042046
>Dark Elves
Really just daughterus who may choose to fuck daddy. You could count Dhampirs by the same coin.

>Devil Bugs, Large Mouse, Black Harpy, Pixies
I suppose, though really "Swarms" are kind of separate from a full-out harem comprised of wholely different girls.

Also you forgot Khepri and normal Fairies.

>Hobgoblins
Guess that counts, given the dynamic. Also werewolves.

Still, the guy's point remains that Harems are more an exception than a rule. Fairly rare, except among swarm-species.

>>13041756
Size of residence: Two story house
Education: Bachelors
Employment: Park Ranger
Personality: Easily motivated and stubborn.
Single

Favorite Personality: Assertive and Passionate
Body type: Muscular
Favorite monster: Manticore
Preferred age: Over 30
no arachnophobia
Specific dislikes: none

Extra notes: Does she know anything on how to manage forest preserves? I also want a first time and inexperienced maid.

>>13042072
But they want what's best for us.

>>13042076
A brave one, you are.

>>13042045
What monster girls do you like more than others?

>>13042075
Oh, I enjoy it, I'm just saying "part of the setting" is a poor defense when it's meant to be as flexible as possible and is poorly written.

>>13042082
Traitor pls

>>13041756
Size of residence: Big, 5 bedroom house
Education of Master: High school graduate
Current employment: University
Personality of Master: clingy, affectionate,shy
Dating or Married: Single

Favorite Personalities:strong, affectionate
Favorite body type: normal?
Favorite type of Monstergirl*:Oni
Prefered age:19-24
Arachnophobia: No
Specific dislikes: loli

Well, Mui, (the blonde) Renka, the nomal girl with glasses, the rollerblader from Yomi (also blond), and I'm missing one. And maybe chikage. Maybe.

>>13042087
>And is poorly written
I question this as any kind of defense. Can we really claim it's poorly written when A) It is meant to be flexible as possible, and we just argue pointlessly about what way it's supposed to flex?

And B) We don't even understand the language it was written in.

>>13042088
We Chaos now, purges are bad juju.

>>13042082
Sure. And we'd be better off as a slave race and livestock in their eyes. Never trust someone's "in your best interest" when they have a personal stake in using you a certain way.

>>13042079
I'd prefer if they didn't fight but I don't mind them having scales to keep them from getting unnecessary scrapes while running around and trying to learn how to fly.
>>13042083
Not brave, I just totally sympathized with Kira when he said he wanted to live a "plant-like life".

>>13041975

I'll never understand why people started doing tanned Manticores outside of a silly short I did to make her a special snowflake.

Fuck you guys and following Persian bloodlines.

>>13042085
I like hellhounds and krakens a lot. I think they would make good companions.

>>13041756
Size of residence:
Education of Master: High School, some language degrees
Current employment: None
Personality of Master: Calm, introverted
Dating or Married: Single

Favorite Personalities: Confident, intelligent, affectionate.
Favorite body type: I dislike loli body type, I like both muscle and healthy body types.
Favorite type of Monstergirl*: I like too many
Prefered age: Cakes or at least 1 year older than me
Arachnophobia: No
Specific dislikes: Ultra-sub girls

>>13042068
>filename

Fuck you.

>>13042097
But tans look good.

>>13042067
>KC's world building is shit.
Shock to no one to can think for themselves. Though he's not trying to build anything meaningful either, he's just building monster waifu simulator, but people with no attention span think he's God because kawaii nippon pictures.

>>13042092
>I question this defense
As is your right, but it's self-contradictory and relies on a few assumptions that are supposed to be good but come off as terrifying (I.e, you're supposed to enjoy being dragged off in a dark cave and be raped by a horrifying, panting and strong monster, and you'll come to love them IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS, like some sort of rapid onset Stockholm syndrome) and that apparently nothing bad ever happens to anyone unless they really, really deserve it and even then.... Etc etc.

>>13042099
>I like hellhounds and krakens a lot
My nigga.

>>13042102
Is there something wrong with it? Dragons are bigger and stronger than humans. It only makes sense for the Dragon to carry the man.

>>13042067
Just what DO you want?

>>13042080
>it doesn't count even though there are a large number of women after one dick because reasons

Really?

>>13041987
The MGC Maid Central also features a full butler coarse. While the name implies otherwise, home care personnel follow the same coarse.

Please be aware that enlisting in butler training equals full time employment. However, there is no need to pay any form of tution fees and bedding, food and all other form of care will be provided for it's students.

Those who finish training are free to either stay with MGC maid Central and let our experts help you find a new Mistress*. Alternatively you are free to seek work on your own.
A reminder for all that provided services by the MGC Maid Central will continue to be provided for those who stay or return to the MGC Maid Central.

>>13042002
>>13042006
>>13042010
There is one more profile request in the previous thread, besides a few small questions. So far I have 14 profile requests in this thread. I'll probably do 3 or 4 profiles before getting tired. So I hope you guys won't mind that it will take some days to work through them all.

>>13042068

I want to be that man so fucking bad.

>>13042104
I'm not sure what you were trying to say with this post other than insinuating you're better than other people. Okay? The thread talks about his setting because it's a published work for people to congregate around

>>13042110
>some days
Ooh, I don't want to miss mine! Oh well, you do what you feel like doing.
>>13042111
Me too. And look how happy she is! There's snu-snu coming.

>>13042108
We don't have measurements on any of the girls, and this princess carry shit you push everywhere is your fetish, so please refrain from making such wild claims, faggot.

>>13042109
What I want is internally consistent writing with less blatant waifuism or at least some form of conflict that isn't "monsters a shit oh no I've been raped monsters a best" or less of a reliance on the one fairly rational bastion of human independence as a thing of evil.

>>13042110
Ok where do i sign up? I'm already a fully trained chef so I can pick up the other skills I need fairly quickly. ut I am going to say this upfront. I don't do ushis, mgs that use addictive chemicals(aside from Apophis), and ones that consume human flesh (blood is fine though).

>>13042115
>princess carrying shit
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE
Just let him imagine being carried by a strong dragongirl, no need to throw a hissy fit because someone has dared to have different taste than you.

>>13042115
>that you push everywhere
>you
>push everywhere
You're actually blaming ME for this? You're silly.

>>13042116
And people in hell want ice water.

This isn't DnD.

>>13042114

I don't think you understand just how badly I want to be him.

I think I'm about to start crying from the despair.

>>13042099
That's some pretty gud taste y'got there.

>>13042097
Because people like delicious brown.

>>13042106
That's mostly based off of people's own assumptions though. And as has been mentioned many times, the MGE was written purposefully vaguely so as people could make their own assumptions and come to the conclusion they like best. Thus, head-canon.

If people immediately make the most negative assumption, that's really no one's fault but their own, especially in spite of all the Word-of-God shit KC throws up to try and push people in the right direction as far as intent.

I don't know, I enjoy it for what it is. And honestly, don't really see a lot of the "Contradictions" some people tend to point out. Often times that seems to just be the result of people sticking to one vague idea too stubbornly, then claiming that anything that proves their headcanon wrong, or at least different, is a contradiction of everything, rather than just themselves.

>>13042124
Faggot.

>>13042123
>this isn't D&d
How on earth is that related to absolutely anything?
All I want is a setting that isn't just jerking off one side while casting the other as absolute evil.

>>13042115

It's my fetish too.

And you really think dragons aren't big strong monsters with big meaty claws?

>>13042124
Is a Wolf okay?
>>13042127
Bitter virgin.

>>13042088
>>13042094
Are you saying you don't want your country to be ruled by a kindly Lilim who makes life happier and lewder for both man and monster? You need to stop being so paranoid.

Why do you niggers always have to shitpost like this? I wish I was unemployed so I could come here in the mornings.

>>13042126
>assumptions
The Stockholm syndrome thing is literally in the worldguide. Sure, it's probably exaggeration but if we go with that then we're just making hot assumptions.

>>13042120
No one asked you alp.

>>13042121
Doesn't mtter if there is one or five of you, you're the on pushing it at present.

>>13041756
Size of residence: apartment
Education of Master: highschool
Current employment: night crew retail
Personality of Master: unmotivated, easily depresed
Dating or Married: single looking to change this
Favorite Personalities: headstrong and happy
Favorite body type: petite, thin-ish
Favorite type of Monstergirl: kumiho/kitsune (prefer kumiho)
Prefered age: 20 and up
Arachnophobia: no
Specific dislikes: loli

Extra notes/specifications: need some one to pull me out of my funks and motivate me to do better

>>13042129
>setting
It's called "headcanon", and it's wonderful. Mine doesn't have anything I don't like.

>>13042133
>happier
A slave may think themselves happy but they will always remember what it was to be free.

>>13042110
No worries, I'm patient.

Might also be interested in that Butler Course...

>>13042136
>pushing it
That term does not apply here. There's likeminded people here who want it, and you're alone with your bitching.

>>13042136

You don't see me complaining like a little bitch when I see people push fetishes I don't like.

Like brown girls or "healthy" girls.

>>13042127
>>13042132
SHOTS FIRED

REMOVE MONSTER SCUM
REMOVE ANGEL SCUM

>>13042137
>asking for kumiho
oh shit nigger that's gonna end either poorly or yandere

>>13042134
calm down there
someone didn't like your opinion and you just have to deal with that

>>13042136
>wanting to be loved is now alpdom
okay edgekun

>>13042139

Freedom is a lie.

You're always a save to something.

>>13042146
>first post of the evening
>someone didn't like your opinion and you just have to deal with that
Sure thing man.

>>13042136
There are people that like it and are talking about it, and you're just raging like a bitch about it. How sad. It's not like they even asked you, you just interjected yourself.

>>13042139
Why would monsters want slaves? They want happy husbandos that won't scream about how monsters are evil and how human women are good. They just want to see your smile.

>>13042135
I did try to use vague terminology myself. Mosts and such.

Since, yes, I'll acknowledge that stuff like the stockholm syndrome is nigh invariably part of the setting. The "Rapid Onset" part on the other hand, one can argue as to how rapid it might be, and for what causes, and that's more where the headcanon and hot assumptions come in.

>>13041756
Size of residence: apartment
Education of Master: highschool
Current employment: night crew retail
Personality of Master: unmotivated, easily depresed
Dating or Married: single looking to change this
Favorite Personalities: headstrong and happy
Favorite body type: smaller than me im 5' 10"average build
Favorite type of Monstergirl: kumiho/kitsune (prefer kumiho)
Prefered age: 20 and up
Arachnophobia: no
Specific dislikes: loli

Extra notes/specifications: need someone to pull me out of my funks and motivate me to do better. Pefer if maid has more than one tail

>>13042143
Muh nigga
Shitskin and fatgrills a shit

>>13042130
Thanks to magic and different biology to ours, it's quite possible for them to be normal sized and remain fuckstrong, look at bahomets, you gonna tell me they're huge? Yet they're the strongest monsters, physically speaking, outstripping even onis, ogres and dragons.

>>13042139
What if the slave's life is a vast improvement to the life they had while free?
>>13042153
Dark Elves want slaves to play S&M games with.

>>13042147
Yes, but when free you can CHOOSE your chains. Better to suffer than have another control all you are.>>13042149

Have you teased your cat girl today?

>>13042161
You're hilarious, Freedom-kun.

>>13042143
>Not liking delicious brown or health
Shit taste detected.

Unless the reason you put it in quotations is because you're talking about guys trying to pass off out-and-out fat chicks as HEALTH, in which case I agree with you.

>>13042157
>having shit taste
Fite me irl faggot.

>>13042153
>broken man with fucked up mind brainwashed by MAMONO MANA
>happy smile
Pick one
Monsters a shit

>>13042160
>slaves life is a vast improvement
That's debateable, but there's obviously a level where slavedom is preferable. Still, that level would have to be something like literally starving to death while dying of the plague>life of luxury for it to not feel... Weird.

>>13042153
They have a vested and personal interest in enslaving people for their spirit energy. They just need to make it so the humans can't see their chains.

>>13042116
That's one aspect of the MGE that won't change. KC intends for his MGs to be viewed as liberation from all the negative aspects of Japanese culture.

>>13042146
>>13042143
>>13042150
Like I give a shit. You the ones assuming femdom means you are treated like a girl. Go be alps elsewhere.

>>13042164
I'd rather die than suffer mind control -- though they'd functionally be the same thing. Monsters a fine but lilim a shit, just like matango and any other brainfuck monster.

>>13042161
You do realize the bullshit you just spewed right?, when free you can choose your chains, being free to choose what kind of not-freedom we want?

If so the anons up there already answered if chained better chained to something cute.

>>13042171
>That's debatable
You just admitted that it's possible, there's no debate needed.
>>13042175
Mind-control can be broken. Death is permanent.

>>13042174
Nah, we call that gfd and it's pretty good. Go wear a trenchcoat and sit in a corner alone somewhere else, since you obviously don't want to be loved.

I just want to be the loyal, caring butler to a moderately affectionate Dragon Mistress while working alongside an Anubis head maid who shares similar sentiments.

Is that so wrong?

>>13042178
Alp pls, go strawman somehwere else.

>>13042177
>mind control can be broken
Not so far that we've seen in MGE. Mind control is permanent and part of mind breaking to make you love your captor.
>no debate is needed
Well, they would be enslaving every human everywhere as well as functionally killing all human women so I think some debate would still be needed

>>13042170
>>13042171
They want to free us for the chains modern society has put on us. Why are you against freedom?

>>13042182
>alp please
You seem to have a lot of obsession with alps just because someone wants to have a waifu stronger than them. Isn't that a bit strange for you to focus on the concept of a man becoming a woman?

>>13042183
>Implying killing off 3DPD is bad
kek

>>13042178
GFD?

>you obviously don' want to be loved

Treated like a woman, actually. Go back to tumblr.

>>13042184
>Why are you against freedom?
Oh Traitor-kun, always good for a laugh.

>>13041945
That's not the griffon is it? There's no lewd pics of maid griffon

>>13042183
>Well, they would be enslaving every human everywhere
I'd still take that over dying.

>>13042184
>chains modern society has put on us
>literally breaking your mind so you are incapable of any feelings besides lust and radically altering your brain chemistry
I think I'll wait till druella&co aren't in power anymore and replaced by someone less 'LET ME TRY AND HELP YOU, OPEN YOUR BRAINPAN' is in power.

>>13042119
>>13042140
While regular Monstergirls can sign up at your local maid center, all males are required to visit the main MGC Maid Central establishment in the main part of town.

It is also to be noted that unlike regular monstergirls, all male butlers are capable of refusing a Mistress as many times as they like. Though proper reasoning is expected. The Mistress being an Ushi-Oni and Mistresses that consume human flesh are considered proper reasons to refuse employment.

Though an alternative contract forbidding the use of chemicals may be offered to a butler instead if that is a given reason.

>>13038156
The altered maid coarse for Wurms and Wyverns involves extra lessons inside one of our test mansions where our maids in training are taught how to avoid causing damage to their surroundings.

>>13038166
Unfortunately the only Lilim maid ever to attempt enroll at the MGC Maid Central Maid Training quit her coarse in her first week after an incident concerning an instructor commenting on the Lilims chest. MGC Maid Central hopes that she found employment elsewhere.

>>13038077
The MGC Maid Central has in the past succesfully trained serveral Ushi-Oni's. They are available through an alternate contract form which also acts as marriage registration form.

>>13042192
That's clearly a Manticore, Anon

>>13042189
That includes all of your family members, anon.
>>13042190
So, wait. Let me get this weird argument straight. You don't want to be held because... That's like being a woman.
Hmm. Here I thought being a woman was having a vagina. Guess all those Oni are actually men.

>>13042191
Answer the question. Don't you want to live a happy and free life with your monster waifu?

>>13042196
You don't understand. All men are born sluts. They're just making them realize this.

I wish Zappy-sama would deliver us from evil by tasing all the bad posters.

>>13042187
Aren't you the ones throwing around the idea of being a "male wife" to a "female husband"? Alp, PLS.

>>13042195
It's a contentious issue. Are you still 'you' after you've suffered from radical, magically induced brainwashing and personality change? Because if not you're philosophically 'dead' anyway. If so, how does changing your values work? It also depends on the kind of slavery at hand.

>>13042189
But you are also 3DPD

>>13042206
If by "free" you mean I get to call the shots and no mindbreak/drugging bullshit, then yes.

If not, then feel free to suck my nuts.

>>13042210
And when did I say that? Making a lot of assumptions here about things. Perhaps you should use less ideas from your own subconscious?

>>13042206
They're splitting their thoughts open and changing them till they fit as they want. If it doesn't fit their world view, clearly they need 'correction'.

>>13042202
>You don't want to be held because... That's like being a woman

Stop playing dumb, princess carries are reserved for women.

>>13042212
>Are you still 'you'
Yes, just like you're still you if you suffer trauma to the head and brain damage causes a personality change.
>It also depends on the kind of slavery at hand
There are far fewer kinds of slavery that are worse than death than there are ones that I'd prefer.

>>13042202
>That includes all of your family members, anon.
Isn't the point that everyone becomes Monster Girls? Thus becoming young, healthy, and immortal?

>>13042198
Well, I guess I'm going downtown then?

>>13041756
Size of residence: Single bedroom, kitchen, bath, small living room.
Education of Master: High School Grad, Career Trade in Culinary
Current employment: Casino dealer
Personality of Master: Quiet, Drifting off a lot mentally
Dating or Married: neither

Favorite Personalities: Protective, Possesive
Favorite body type: Any's fine
Favorite type of Monstergirl*: Harpies
Prefered age: Anything below 35 is fine
Arachnophobia: Probably
Specific dislikes: None at the moment

Extra notes/specifications: Rooms are unusually dark, master is also likely to sneak up on others without warning to scare them.

>>13042079

>I think monstergirls are very nice women who just want some companionship

Bullshit.

Tell ya what, private: They're assholes. One of them took out my brother in the war in 2023. This is why I'm fighting this war. You wanna live, you gotta learn how to fight them.

Now put your boots on, soldier. We're leaving FOB for a surprise attack on a Dragon's hoard at 0100 hours.

>>13042220
>Perhaps you should use less ideas from your own subconscious?

You don't know in whose camp you're sitting, do you? No matter, I'll post the cap, just for you, in a little while.

>>13042221
Are they? Because as far as I can tell that's just an assumption you're making. It's a type of body carry, that anyone strong enough can do, anon. Stop being dumb.

>>13042231
>the war in 2023
But it's 2015 you mad fool!

>>13042216
As long as you're wiling to drop that disgusting "I want a human wife" act and marry a monstergirl, they won't need to mindbreak you.

>>13042220

All men are sluts, but society brainwashes them into thinking that they're not. monsters fix this. No breaking or forcing thoughts involved.

>>13042231
Negative sir, 0100 hours is still nappy time.

>>13042233
Yes, they are. But you're some tumblrite who thinks it doesn't matter how men and women conduct themselves because gender is "an idea, or a spectrum." Fuck off.

>>13042222
>trauma to the head causing brain damage
There's a lot of philosophers who would say you're wrong on that, and that consciousness is the only thing that makes us us. A man who has had his entire values flipped and memories edited would be a drastically different person than before.


>few kinds of slavery
Say you're enslaved by a being of godlike power to give them more power to shatter your forms and minds into a shape more fitting to it. Do you WANT to contribute to the destruction of your species?

>>13042223
And here I thought it was waifus. Nevertheless, they would not be the same people after their time being remade.

>>13041815
Nice work.

>>13042236
>they won't need to mindbreak you.

Oh, how gracious of them. Why, I should by them all some flowers.

The answer is no, shitstick.

>>13042238
Aren't you supporting that very same idea by saying that something as simple as being carried a certain way suddenly makes you a woman?

>>13042238
>tumblrite
>you have an opinion that I don't like because I don't know about body carries!
Your opinion is fundamentally wrong. Anyone can be held in a princess carry.

>>13042240
>And here I thought it was waifus.
Well obviously, but that's outside of family.

>Nevertheless, they would not be the same people after their time being remade.
>Opinions.

Also, not a response to me but I'mma respond to it anyway.
>Do you WANT to contribute to the destruction of your species?
Yes.

>>13042243
You'd rather be with some human? Why?

>>13042237
>nappy time
>"Private, what is your major malfunction?"
>"M is for M&Ms!"
>>13042240
>a lot of philosophers who would say you're wrong
I give zero fucks what "philosophers" think.
>Do you WANT to
Right now? No. If I'm reshaped? Yes.

Isn't this a bit different from the traditional idea of slavery though?

>>13042242
Thanks.

She's still not cleaning, what a ripoff...

>>13042238
>princess carries are only for women!
so i suppose if a man is accidentally held in that position he supernaturally turns into a woman then
that's pretty retarded anon

>>13042257
Also little boys being carried into bed after they fall asleep on the couch turn into little girls.

>>13042253
>Assumptions.
You know what they say about those, don't 'cha?

>this argument
You're all forgetting that being a mindfucked sex demon-man is a better fate than living in japanese society. It's so shit that japs are genociding themselves faster than white people and they aren't even importing niggers.

>>13042255
>I give zero fucks what philosophers think
Not him but you really should. They've spent a lot longer thinking on it than you.
>>13042251
I'd say that if you don't define self as consciousness, what is it?

>>13042262
Well, they should git gud.

>>13042145
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED

>>13042261
That the best asses can be bought with a lump sum?

>>13042103
>>13042126

Fuck you you fags aren't allowed to like anything that wasn't "The IRC" or thread sanctioned in writefaggotry.

>>13042244
I aleady cited conduct, women get princess carried, men do the crrying, period.

>but muh fantasy setting

Men didn't stop being men just because there are some magic powered vixens around. They didn't switch places with women and begin staying home knitting an minding the kids.

>>13042249
Sure alp, keep saying it, maybe it'll come true one day. Do me a favor, for an experiment, tell a woman you want her tp princess carry you and tell us her reaction.

>>13042261
Since you hate monsters, I bet you're one of those freaks that like human women.

>>13042268
...you are really smart, no I mean it.

>>13042263
>but you really shouls
If I wanted to know about consciousness, I'd ask a neuroscientist, not a fucking philosopher.

>>13042276
>Since you hate monsters
Where do I say that? Point to where I said that I do.

>>13042257
>I have no counter so I'm gonna be glib an no one can stop me!

>>13042272
I'm a thread sanctioned writefag, I say tans are delicious. Checkmate, atheist.

>>13042272
Nah nigga, it's cool.

>>13042283

Yeah and i'm apparently one of the Big Bad Four and I say fuck your Gods and Demons let's boogie. Wheel of Fate is Turning, theist scum.

>>13042263
>I'd say that if you don't define self as consciousness, what is it?
What are you even asking? What is self, or what is consciousness?

If the question is "What is self", then I would say that self is the sense of individuality you have based upon your memories and experiences, and how you then act in the world and think about it based upon those. And while by this definition, yes, a person's sense of self would likely change based upon the kind of transformation we are discussing here, I do not think it would be as drastic or negative a change as you seem to believe.

If the question is "What is consciousness", I'd say fuck if I or anyone else knows as the very nature of human consciousness is a complete mystery that science is only just recently even beginning to probe at.

>>13042286
>Big Bad Four
As it happens, so am I. So now we're evenly matched.
Suck on my spadetail, tans are olev!

>>13042274
And men don't stop being men just because they like a strong woman in their lives.

Quit projecting you insecure faggot.

>>13042280
You assume that the moment they gain power, they'll mindbreak every human to be slaves, which sounds like you don't like them to me. Unless that's the other guy.

>>13042281
>>13042274
no that's a serious question
man is princess carried against his will (tied up or whatever)
does he become a woman
they are only for women right

>>13042291

YEAH WELL FUCK YOU, TARKUS WILL NEVER MARRY HIS GOLEM.

>>13042296
Tarkus is a large fellow.

>>13042295
That's just the way it be. You want to alp some dude, just grab him in your arms and BAM it's a woman.

>>13042296
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!
AND WHY THE HELL ARE WE SHOUTING?

>>13042278
Neuroscientists are the last people who would have an answer. Consciousness is ill-defined, biologically. It's a philosophical question.

>>13042293
Yeah, don't give monsters or humans power, they'll fuck it up.

Aside from that, if you're a mindbreak faggot, you're my enemy.

>>13042299

For you.

Now you have done it anons you guys recommend me a feels game ;_;

>>13042235

...The fuck you talking about? It's clearly the year two thousand... twenty... W-Why are you looking at me like that?!

>>13042306
I don't want mindbreak, I just want the best leaders for mankind.

>>13042289
>I do not think it would be as drastic or negative a change as you seem to believe.
I don't think it's negative, but the changes Druella, et al. are proposing/trying to implement are vast changes based on what they think humans should think, and should be taken with a serious grain of salt as to their actual benefit to humanity.

>>13042303
Anon, I'm going to trust the people who actually study how the brain works over the people who "think" about it.
If the neuroscientists don't have an answer, then that's fine, I can wait. But there is nothing, NOTHING, that philosophers can offer to this.

>>13042292
>And men don't stop being men just because they like a strong woman in their lives.

It's one thing wanting a partner who can watch your back, it's another to go around claiming a man's place is the home, and vomiting endlessly how you want to be treated like a woman. I'm pretty sure my reaction is appropriate. Quit alping all over the threads.

>>13042300
seems like an excellent wrestling technique
but there's probably some way back
hey, >>13042274 men can only do the carrying right
does that mean a woman princess carrying someone immediately becomes a man

>>13042310
Did you travel through time in the Great Magnetic Field?

>>13042309

Spec Ops dude here, did you play RO2 or Metro?

>>13042110
>>13042198
>Being a butler
Yes, I want this one

>>13042317
>Spec Ops dude
Huh? I'm the guy who picked it up and played through it last week, not you!

>>13042314
I'm pretty sure at this point you're just vomiting insecurity. People like what they like, and your constant 'ALP! ALP!' panic is very telling.


>>13042313
Well, there's quite a bit, actually. The concept of self and self-realization actually have directed the study of the brain pretty heavily. Just because you personally don't see how philosophy can be useful doesn't mean it isn't.

>>13042321

I'm the one who recommended it to some Anon last week.

>>13042309
Ehh, to the moon? It has a lot of feels and is fairly short

>>13042309
Ico and Shadow of the Colossus, they come together in a nifty HD collection nowadays.

>>13042311
That would be humans, smart guy.

>>13042316

Great Magnetic Field...? I... no, you guys gotta be shitting me... You're just shitting me, right?

We're in the year 2028 fighting a legion of Lilims who want to corrupt the entire planet! Did you hit your head and forget everything or something?!

>>13042295
Oh I'm sorry. I forgot I was in the land of the socially unaware.

You know who is gonna be dong most of the gifting this feb 14? Men. To women. As in flowers and chocolates and all that shit.

You know why it's a bigthing when a woman gifts these things to men? Because that's not protocol.

>inb4 he pretends to be stupid and asks if getting gifts as a guy makes you an alp

>>13042325
Well I'm the one who played it. I completed my mission and went back home like a good boy. I held the line.

>>13042335
IS she trying to seduce me? Because it is working.

>>13042330
>Shadow of the Colossus

Is good... didn`t give me anything though..

>>13042337
It's 2015 and all is well. You've got two more years before It Begins.

>>13042323
Call me insecure all you want, you're being a faggot andI'll be here to forever remind you of this fact.

>>13042339
Don't bother, they couldn't tell masculine from feminine traits if their balls depended on it.

Which is why they're all sad virgins.

>>13042335
This looks like .less.

A very different sort of .less though.
Who is this girl anyhow?

>>13042346
You didn't feel like a piece of shit murderer?
Huh. Guess you just ARE one.
I'm sorry. I don't have much experience with vidya so I can't be very helpful with this.

>>13042335
>HelloNurse.jpg

>>13042335
Sluuuuuuut

Who is she

>>13042351
Future alps more like. But no, it'd be one thing if they just expressed that desire and let that be the end of it, but they do it every thread.

>>13042350
>>13042358
see:
>>13042315
>>13042295
i need an explaination
can my sex be changed just based on a wrestling move

>>13042347

Two thousand... fifteen...? Jesus Christ, what month is it?! WHAT DAY?!

>>13042358
>stop liking what I don't like
I'm not part of this argument but GROW THE FUCK UP.

>>13042358
>stop liking things I don't like!

>Lovecraftian MGs who by the silly law of MAMANOMANA mindbreak you into loving them

>>13042363
>>13042363

No one says you can't like it.

We're just saying: If you do, you're a little girl.

>>13042363
>>13042365
Here's your reply.

>>13042366
What if I love Thing-chan to begin with?

>>13042362
Why it's Christmas Day, Mr. Scrooge.

>>13042367
>>13042360
can my sex be changed via a wrestling move
if all it takes is a kind of hold to make me into a woman that seems pretty intense
or is it that youre making a big deal out of nothing

>>13042366
Are they the possessive yandere demon types?

I'm all for it.

>>13042360
See >>13042339

>>13042358
>they do it every thread
Everything is done every thread. It's three thousand posts long on average, and if you didn't find something you didn't like I'd be VERY surprised. What's more interesting is you two throwing such a shitstorm over such a trivial issue.

>>13042375
>*behaving like a little girl, which is not masculine, which in turn is unattractive to most females

Godda spell everything out for you, don't I?

>>13042373

By Gasmask's legendary buzz axe...

We gotta get outta here. Did you not hear me?! WE GOTTA GO, NOW!

>>13042377

Try to run from a Hound of Tindalos wolf-girl, she chases you through all angular time.

Shoggoth can assume the form of your past lovers and fuck you in your dreams to complete the illusion.

Cthulhu is tsundere psionic who communicates with visions and blasting your mind full of lewd imagery

We don't talk about Nyarlathotep he's a faggot

>>13042385
It's finally happened, then. Ebeneezer Scrooge has lost his marbles.

>>13042382
youre missing the point
you said that only women are princess carried
if you're saying this then your previous statement is not true, as men can be princess carried

>>13042384
okay
so you were wrong and youre admitting that youre wrong that only women can be princess carried
it's not like most mgs would care if you were masculine or not (see world guide) and some of them would find weakness attractive (ushi-oni etc)
its less spelling it out and more you saying completely stupid and contradictory things

>You will never watch your daughteru drink her entire bottle
>You'll never call her a good girl doing so as you lift her up
>you'll never pat her back until she burps
>you'll never eskimo kiss her chubby baby tummy before getting her ready for nap time.

>>13042384

>>13042383
>What's more interesting is you two throwing such a shitstorm over such a trivial issue.

Futa. Monsteboys. NTR.

We need a picture of an Amazon princess carrying a jailbait bishie, who just so happens to be wearing a collar.

>>13042392
I'll also never have to change her diapers or get puked on, or get woken up in the middle of the night by her crying. Yeah.

>>13042391
>>13042394
>Implying I was the original guy

>>13042396
>Amazon
Eh?
>Jailbait Bishie
Uhhhhh
>Collar
AND NO

>>13042395
Hey, I don't like them so I ignore them. Usually they go away soon enough, and if not then I can always hide the posts.


>>13042399
Then honestly your defense is even more baffling.

>>13042395
What does any of that have to do with this?

>>13042398
>Coming into a Monster Girl Thread
>Not wanting Daughterus

>>13042400
See, of course you're ready to throw a shit-fit over it.

>>13042391
Yeah, have to spell everything out for you.

Social norms dictate women re to be princess carried, not men. Now screw off until you leant to use capitalization, commas and periods.

>>13042396
I can get behind this.

>>13042402
>defense
>Implying I would have to defend anything
I can't even tell if you're baiting or not.

>>13042389

NO, YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND! THE MONSTERS, THEY ARRIVED EARLIER!

I-I-I r-read up on this! An old faded newspaper telling about how the world wide web was taken over by a mysterious cult! People who frequented a some website with a "4" in its URL started disappearing all around the globe, and...

W-Wait... where am I?!

>>13042407
>Social norms dictate women re to be princess carried, not men.
okay
but you are literally saying men cant be princess carried
and being princess carried makes you a woman
this is objectively provably not true
so are you wrong ad an idiot or are you lying

>>13042396
I do wanna see the shitstorm that produces...

Aside from that, fuck that noise.

>>13042407
Literally why are you in the MG thread if femdom makes you feel like less of a man? MG's are all about femdom.

>>13042396
Fuck off.

>>13042404
I'm saying we all have things we don't like and speak out against, so get off your high horse.

>Just discovered Lanternon not only made an epilogue for his story, but started another one along with it

Oh yes. If it's half as good as his last then this could be the best Paladin story we have.

>>13042417
And you stop engaging him every fucking night. Just let him cry fag by himself and he'll get bored of it.

>>13042418
>MG's are all about femdom.
Either stupid or bait.

>>13042396
What a way to try and start a shitstorm.

>>13042417
>Aside from that, fuck that noise.
But that post has the two most trivial things a select few autists has flung shit over.
>>13042421
You first.

>>13042405
daughterus are the cutest little things

>>13042407
>Social norms dictate women re to be princess carried
Human social norms

>MG's are all about femdom
That's wrong

>>13042421
>get off your high horse
The difference being that the futa and Monsterboys actually aren't allowed here, whereas the stuff you're bitching about is just you being a bitch because people like things you don't.
Stop doing that. I don't bitch about what you like.

>>13042418
>MGs are all abut femdom

Can someone post the list with all thesubmissive MGs please?

And femdon doesn't equal you get treated like a woman.

>>13042407
>Social norms dictate women re to be princess carried, not men.
This is a far cry from your earlier posts, 'only women can be princess carried'. What prompted the change in opinion? Being called out? Some of the major appeal for MGs is that they aren't much like human women, and like different things.


>ad hominem attacks
Yeah, you're really struggling here.

check out this monstergirl

>>13042309
I'd like to talk about this while the shitstorm's going on.
What kind of feels are you looking for?

>>13042434
Show me the rules that prohibit talk of monsterboys and NTR outside of "muh feelings" pls.