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1302507 No.1302507 [Reply] [Original]

I wish Hisui was mai meido. ;_:

>> No.1302513
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1302513

I don't, and only because my nutbladder would be in a constant state of convulsion.

>> No.1302523

>>1302513
It'd be worth it.

>> No.1302527
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1302527

I wish for a girl like Belldandy to stay with me forever AS A MAID!

>> No.1302780

>>1302527

I think you're gonna love Nonoya's Goddess Assault then.

>> No.1302799

so you can rape her?

>> No.1302811

>>1302799
Rape? RAPE?! HISUI?!?!

My good man, one does not simply RAPE Hisui! You have to love her and care for her tenderly, and make her feel like the most special girl and meido in the world. Because the fact is, she is. Then you lure her into your arms where you both have consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights out before falling asleep in each others' arms, thanking the gods for sending you such a perfect and beautiful woman.

>> No.1302815

>>1302811
Buddy while you sit there and ponder bullshit I've raped her three times.

>> No.1302820

>>1302811
Asshole...don't throw my fucking copypasta back at me.

You disgrace Hosaka by using that

>> No.1302824

>>1302820
It looks like copypasta, but it's actually fresh pasta. I just made it up as I went along. That still doesn't make it any less true though.

>> No.1302825

>>1302815
Fuck you Shiki.

>> No.1302829

>>1302824
It's two copypastas mash together, with the majority being of the "YOU DO NOT RAPE HARUKA MINAMI" pasta.

You're a dick for using it on that useless maid

>> No.1302831

(OP Here)
>>1302811
This.

>> No.1302832

>>1302829
YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH

>> No.1302842
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1302842

Tee-hee!

>> No.1302847
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>>1302815
You can't just rape all will-nilly like that; eventually you're going to rape the wrong one.

>> No.1302848

>>1302842
I was so happy when she did this.

>> No.1302850

>>1302847
And then Kohaku will inject horrible drugs into your penis.

>> No.1302854

>>1302847
That's why I carry a taser around.

Zap the bitch untill she's out cold, THEN rape her.

>> No.1302855

>>1302847
OH GOD THOSE EYES
THOSE EYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSS OH GOD I CANNOT UNSEE THEM FFFFF

>> No.1302857
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>>1302850

Needle time!

>> No.1302859
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>>1302811
>consensual sex in the missionary position

>> No.1302864

>>1302857
ZAP YO DUMB ASS BITCH

>> No.1302867
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>>1302847
Jesus fuck man, if you're going to post something, post it. Don't fuck around.

>> No.1302870

How would one go about raping a robot anyways?

>> No.1302879

>>1302847
>wrong one
fuck you. Kohaku is the best and deserves the roughest raeps.

>> No.1302891
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>>1302870
Knowing Kohaku she probably installed that functionality in it.

>> No.1302893

>>1302879
I don't think he meant it like that.

>> No.1302918
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>> No.1302920
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He meant it like this?

>> No.1302925
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>> No.1302931
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>> No.1302961

>>1302920
This picture makes me laugh, it distills Kohaku down to her essence.

>> No.1303016
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>>1302961
No Kohaku is a Deliciousness who exists to be raep'd. No a psychotic family murdering blob...

>> No.1303075

>>1302527
I think I've seen this pic before, but I'm not sure who that other girl is. Is she the human form of Morgan le Fay?

>>1302780
Anonymous delivers!

On an unrelated note, Belldandy is probably the single most awesome female anime character, yet I've never seen a thread for her in /a/, /jp/, or /b/.... in b4 lurk moar

>> No.1303082

>>1303075

Belldandy is the original perfect waifu.

>> No.1305082

>>1303016
Why isn't there more Kohaku+Akiha doujin/porn out there?

>> No.1305098
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>>1305098
Every time i see that i HNNGGGG

>> No.1305203

>>1302918

Why is she showing me this?

>> No.1305215

>>1305203
love thats why.

>> No.1305217
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>> No.1305225

>>1305217
prick!

>> No.1305231

>>1305173
Oh Shit!... That's Blood I see in there!...

SAVED! for future use...

>> No.1305236

>>1305231
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DO ANYTHING TO OUR HISUI I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND CUT YOUR LINES

>> No.1305234
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>> No.1305239

>>1305236
>>1305236
>>1305236
THIS!!!!

>> No.1305242
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>> No.1305243

>>1305231
Fag!

>> No.1305251
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>> No.1305254

>>1305236
>>1305239
>>1305243
S-S-SA-SAMEFAG

>> No.1305259

>>1305254
Go away, mugen.

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>> No.1305347

>>1305254
2/3

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>> No.1306629

>>1302867
Huge Hisui is huge.

>> No.1306647
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1306647

It's gotten to the point where I only look forward to a type-moon game for a Hisui scene.

>> No.1306696

Before I die, I will create a MECH-Hisui and she will be mai meido, you have my word /jp/

>> No.1306690

>>1306647
A sitcom spin off as Hisui and Shiki try to make their way in the big city!

>> No.1306699

>>1306690

I'd read it.

Someone get Nasu on this, stat.

>> No.1306720

>>1306690

Hisui gets a job cleaning rich people's apartments!

Shiki works as a butcher for low pay!

But nothing can sever their love!

>> No.1306726

>>1306647
HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.1306730

>>1306720
Uh-oh! Looks like Kohaku's shown up in a special guest appearance!Q

>> No.1306732

>>1306720
Uh-oh! Looks like Kohaku's shown up in a special guest appearance! Who knows if the food's safe or not?

Find out tonight!

>> No.1306761

>>1306732
must see tv!

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