/jp/ - Otaku Culture

YAHOOO!

Impregnate the yamabiko!

Kyouko is the cutest doghu.

>>13024184
also the most bullyable

>>13024201
Could you bully something this cute?

>>13024239
Isn't she heavy? I wish I had my own cute yamabiko to hug like that to find out.

What's the best way to punish the yamabiko scum?

>>13026144
Cast Silence.

>>13026144

Cunnilingus!

>>13026213
That doesn't sound right.

>>13026232

But let's try it once.

>>13024271
she's a big girl

>>13026144
With a good paddling given by Byakuren herself.

Which dog do you give the bone to?

>>13024235
Of course I can.

>>13026321

I'd bone both of those dogs.

>>13026326
You shouldn't.

>>13026326
But she's a good girl who tries her hardest!

>>13024166
I don't know whether to envy that man's place or be disgusted at how flagrant the wish-fulfillment and canon-defilement in that picture is.

>>13026326
I'd pee inside that butt!

>>13026518
You should be properly used to canon-defilement and wish-fulfillment by now.

>>13026416
That only makes it better to bully her.

I want to caress her butt while she's sweeping.

>>13026518
>"I don't like fanarts"

>>13026640
You're a cruel person.

>>13026608
Nah, your pic is something that could actually happen. But as for >>13024166, I can't imagine those three actually calling some random human guy "Onii-chan/san".

>>13026650
I can't imagine either picture would ever happen.

>>13026649
Even Nue likes to bully Kyouko.

>>13026660
Everyone likes to bully Kyouko. Poor girl.

>>13026665
Doesn't help that she's really easy to bully. Just go see Byakuren, complain about some punks making noises and scaring the kids, mention that one of them is from her shrine, walk away, sit down under a tree, and listen to the yamabiko getting her ass whipped.

I wanted to post that picture of Byakuren spanking Kyouko, but it apparently has an embedded file, so no.

>>13026698
At least she has her music to help relieve some of the pain, right?

>>13026749
As long as she doesn't need to sit, it's probably okay.

Though Byakuren will be waiting for her with a belt ready.

I wanna squeez her yahoos.
Squeeze em!

>>13026770
sauce?

I want to stick it in

and then not take responsibility

>>13027564

Since she's a dog, would she be ok with me sniffing her butt?

>>13027745
Are you sure you want to do that? What if she doesn't clean it and it stinks real bad?

>>13027768
Surely Byakuren bathes her every day, thoroughly, in every crevice.

>>13027809
How nice, I want to dote on Kyouko too.

>>13027640
it's the ultimate form of bully

she's hardworking and genki so she can handle it, right?

I will never understand why everyone wants to bully the girl who's voice can pulverize you into dust.

>>13027833
I think it might break her, please take responsibility at least!

Don't mess around with Kyouko. The girl can't keep her mouth shut, and if she talks, everyone in fucking Gensokyo hears it.

>>13027948
I want them both.

>>13027562
Pixiv.

>>13027854
Isn't she already housebroken though?

Why would that make me want to marry a biko scum?

>>13028028
Because she's cute, and people are hypocrits.
The girl is housebroken but cute? Take her in or you're a monster.
The girl is housebroken but ugly? Ignore her.

>>13028027
I wish I had a little girl to deafen me every morning

>>13028148
If she were to do that, I would give her a real reason to scream.

Neglect play?

>>13026306
for you

>>13026321
momiji

>>13026321
One of these is not a dog.

>>13028323
The one with the opposable thumb, right?

>>13028323
They look like dogs to me!

>>13027829
Hijiri has it pretty good

>>13028374
Kyouko's not even a dog. She's an imp.

>>13028387
But Byakuren a manipulative bitch.
She doesn't deserve the cute yamabiko or the sexy Nue.

>>13028403
Lots of dark things go on at the Buddhist House for Wayward Youkai. No wonder Shou drinks so much.

>>13028403
>>13028446
Byakuren is evil.

>>13028446
Let's just say there's an Iron Discipline Enforced by Byakuren.

Don't you people find it strange how there's no complains from the youkais about how they're treated in Byakuren's shrine?

Exactly, they're too scared to speak about it.

>>13028457
There's...there's only one magical girl that can save us from the evil Byakuren!

Fighting evil by moonlight! Winning love by moonlight! Never running from a real fight, she's the one and only Scarlet Moon!

>>13028493
>only thing protecting us from an EVIL nun is a vampire
Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.

>>13028514
Why is Byakuren so cruel?

>>13028393
Or a mountain-echo spirit.

Looks like there's a cheeky brat that needs to be punished.

>>13028586
She only does what the Pope preaches. It's part of her attempt to foster inter-religious friendship. The next big event will be FGM in Gensokyo.

>>13028796
Don't let her in. Make her proof she's not a filthy mutt by seeing if she won't pee outside.

>>13028796
Incontinent yahoo.

>>13028806
Now she has to be punished. Make her drink it off the ground with her tongue, like a dog.

>>13028810
Dog's don't usually drink pee off the ground!

>>13028825
Rub her nose in it.

>>13028849
Even if she's genuinely repenting?

>>13028859
She could be putting on an act to get out of it. Only one way to make sure.

>>13028876
That's cruel, but I can't say I hate it.

>>13028914
I'm tired of doing this.

Kyouko is secretly a sadist!

>>13029624
Kyouko is secretly super cute!

>>13026248
I'm a cunny linguist. Let me at it.

>>13029687
It's hardly a secret.

>>13029624
>Implying a drum wouldn't like being struck

I wonder if all the dog jokes would really annoy her. She would probably take it better than Momiji, at least.

>>13030221
>implying hitting someone isn't a sin if she enjoys it
By that logic, Byakuren is a saint, since she beats everyone constantly until they like it.

>>13026321

Anyone who does not break the bone in half and give one to each, along with lots of petting and bellyrubs, is an objectively terrible person.

>>13026321
Let them fight for it

>>13031370
>implying breaking one of yoshika's bones isn't terrible to begin with.
Broken bone fragments are extremely sharp. Are you trying to bully them?

>>13030254
She'd mind less because she's not any sort of dog. Doesn't identify as one, at least.

>>13026321
Isn't it sad, Yoshika?

>>13032199
She is dead. That her corpse is still moving does not mean that the person she once was is still around. Do not pity her or have mercy. Slay the necromancer and bring her peace.

>Search pixiv for 時津風 幽谷響子
>No results found for your query
What the fuck, Japan?

>>13032214
>Her name is Yoshika Miyako. She says she doesn't remember much more than that, and that she suddenly got the feeling that she really needed to defend this place no matter what.
>According to the date of this article, Yoshika had been guarding the graveyard from about two years before the events of Ten Desires.
She won't truly rest until she discovers the reason for her actions. She must be helped, not put down.

>>13032276
It's because Seiga is controlling her, duh.

>>13032317
But
>whenever she is not under Seiga's control she does seem to revert back to the personality she had when she was alive. She has been seen reciting poetry while staring into empty space.
If we slay the Sei, it will not be a wholesome solution.

>>13032377
Wonderful. So we have a restless undead even if Seiga is gone. It is one of those cases where consulting with Komachi or Shikieki is the right thing to do. It would not be merciful to just destroy her body, she must attain peace first.

And Orin is one well groomed cat. Just look at that hair of hers.

>>13032485
>Orin is one well groomed cat
I know what you're thinking. She's not legal, dude.

>>13032497
A cat is fine, too.

>>13032377
I want to free Yoshika!

The cutest!

>>13032497
>not legal

How so?

>>13032497
She has a second, fully grown tail. She's at least 20. It should be illegal to bully such an old lady.

>>13034386
Nekomata can live at least 500 years.
If you convert her age into human years, she's a newborn.

Therefore, going with her makes you a cradle robber. And you know who else was a cradle robber? The werewolf faggot from the Twilight book.
Do you want to be remembered as that one fanboy who went so deep in Twilight that he ended up fucking a baby?

ａｗｏｏ

>>13035751
I want to complain to Bybia that Kyouko is annoying everyone with her punk concert, and watch her handle the situation with ULTRAVIOLENCE and care.

>>13035761
>Bybia

?

>>13035849
Byakuren.
Hiji sounds retarded.

Is Kyouko a loli?

>>13035701

Pretty certain it doesn't work that.

>>13034386
All nekomatas have 2 tails. You're thinking of kitsunes. Orin is good to go, anon.

>>13037695
Kitsunes only get a second tail after 100 years. Get your shit together, beast fucker.

>>13037896
Kyouko is such a good girl! (pets head)

>>13035856
Because Bybia doesn't, right? No sir, it does NOT sound retarded at all.

>>13038052
Bybia sounds childish. Hiji sounds like an onomatopeia.

>>13026518
Just self-insert yourself in some yuri, then?

There's plenty of media for everybody.

You see a yamabiko scum in the distance. Suddenly, she turns around! It looks like she's about to wish you a good morning!! What do you do?

>>13038680
Drop my pants and greet her first.

>>13038680

>one minute post timer
>sage, age, image, no image makes no difference
The gag isn't worth the time. What's a good multi-upload site to link to?

>>13038858
Just post the source.

>>13037881
I'll put my dick in whatever I see fit, you keep your opinions out of my sex life!

>>13038892
Don't have it. Only have these eight panels and don't know the artist.

>>13038892
>>13039048
You don't recognize the art style?

Kyouko is a pervert flasher.

>>13035701
>>13037695
Orin is not a Nekomata. She is a Kasha.

Nekomata are cats that turn into youkai by eating human flesh. Kasha are cats that turn into youkai by eating spirits. Nekomata have a forked tail and Kasha have two tails.

>>13039277
>Orin is not a Nekomata. She is a Kasha.
You are not a human. You're a nigger.

>Nekomata have a forked tail and Kasha have two tails.
The Irish eat po-tay-toes. The Latvians eat po-tah-toes.

>>13039277
One way or another, number of tails != age.

>>13039423

>>13039423
>is proven wrong
>"s-s-shit, better call him a nigger"
Do you know you're supposed to be 21+ to be here?

>>13040093
Even when you are right, who are you quoting?

>>13040093
Okay, since you're apparently too stupid to detect, much less understand analogies: Kasha are nekomata.

Now keep greentexting away.

>>13040133
>that hot opinion
10/10. You sure convinced me with your claim, even through you "forgot" to support it with any sources. I'm totally sure that you're right, because someone calling other people niggers and stupids can't be wrong, no sir.

>>13040531
>someone calling other people niggers and stupids can't be wrong
calling someone a retard and being right or wrong are completely orthogonal things

Pls take it easy

>正体は猫の妖怪とされることが多く、年老いた猫がこの妖怪に変化するとも言われ、猫又が正体だともいう[1][3]。

>>13040541
Wow, I really feel like you're in the right, especially after you insulted me several times. Calling someone a nigger is obviously the best way to convince him that you're right. It's not like it's going to antagonize him and make him believe you're just bullshitting to win the argument because you have opinions that are differents than him. Surely, by calling the guy disagreeing with you a nigger, he'll suddenly listen to you and trust everything you say.
He's certainly not going to think "well, talking with that /pol/tard is impossible, better squeeze some lulz out of him and then ignore him, because he can't contribute to that thread".
No sir.

>>13040575
o_o

Please stop ruining my thread I worked very hard on the opening post.

>>13040650
Is he eating her broom?
What's the plan, telling Byakuren it disappeared?

>>13040575
there's no need to write an essay because you're offended that someone called you dumb on the internet

answer is here anyway >>13040550

Alright. Let's we all just calm the fuck down and enjoy some cute yamabiko pictures.

She's doing her punk rock band thing with Mystia. It's adorable. Love it or GTFO.

>>13040775
It's funny because the guy you are replying to isn't even >>13039277

I am. I didn't even care that I was called names. We're on 4chan. If you can't roll with the punches, you probably shouldn't even be here. Also, more yamabiko.

>>13040949
You do realize people don't come for the music, but rather for the yamabiko's lewdness?

>>13041007
You do realize the music IS when she's at her lewdest, right? She's a monk-in-training outside of that.

>>13041011
You do realize she's shit at singing, that Byakuren beats the crap out of her each time she does, and that her popularity only comes from that short skirt she wears during concerts?
She could just dance on stage, that would be the same. Except she wouldn't be beaten by Byakuren.

>>13041015
How does that relate to her being lewd?

If anything, her repeated attempts at something that only ends up getting her beaten hint at a spanking fetish. And with a mini-skirt for easy access, you just know that's what she expects out of all of this. The singing and parading around on a stage is just foreplay to her. Trust me, there's a puddle on that stage when she leaves it.

At. Her. Lewdest.

>>13041028
That... actually makes sense. I wonder if Byakuren is aware that she's basically giving Kyouko exactly what she wants.

I went ahead and checked. Kyouko's punk clothes are indeed shorter than her usual clothes. She's deliberaly wearing sexy clothes, so >>13041028 may be on to something here.

>>13041034
She knows. And she loves it. She has a whole harem of cute youkai wrapped around her finger; she knows exactly what's going on here.

Seriously, what kind of monk dresses in leather and carries around a dildo-shaped scroll?

>>13040976
The problem is that you weren't actually called names.

>>13041015
You do realize what punk rock is, right? Why do you think she, and not Mystia, is doing main vocals? The main point is being loud, but going off tune is certainly a bonus.

>>13041084
Well, that explains why the little girls in the Buddhist temple are wearing shorts, sexy skirts. Nue, Kyouko, Nazrin.
I bet Byakuren takes any possible excuses to spank them.

That also explains why Nazrin is not living in the temple and try to avoid Byakuren. The mouse knew the nun's habits before she got sealed.

>>13040550
>旧地獄に棲む嫌われ妖怪の一人、火車である。葬式になると現れて、死体を奪っていくという不吉な上に悲しみに追い打ちをかける嫌な妖怪だ

Symposium of Post Mystacism.

>>13041116
>One of the living hated specter in the old hell, is Kasha. It appeared to be a funeral, it's unpleasant specter to add insult to injury to grief on ominous and that will take away the corpse
I love Google Translate.

>>13041116
Your point?

Just your average evening at the Myouren Shrine. Complete with the screams and the sound of a hand hitting bare, unprotected flesh.

I hope the sounds of two young girls crying to themselves won't spoil your sleep. Sweet dreams, Anon~

...Honk honk!

>>13041015
I think it is just Byakuren being uptight about it.

>Hi, Murasa
>Are you sleeping?
>Yeah.
>Kyouko, if Byakuren catches us like, we'll be in a world of shit.
>I am … in a world … of shit!

Come visit Myouren Temple! Lot of fun to have!
Mantras! Vegan food! Ferals youkai! No wanking on the holy ground! Youkai singing at night and having the crap beaten out of them!

Humans are allowed and "appreciated" by the youkai residents! Bringing soy sauce with you is appreciated and will make you popular!

>>13041379
> soy sauce
No. Nothing good can come from soy sauce. They're too retarded to even mention.

>>13041388
>implying youkai have good taste
We're talking about creatures eating people.
I'm fairly certain humans aren't good to eat, since they spend their lives running around and poisoning themselves. Poor meat/bones ratio there, mate.
Not to mention that stress gives a shitty taste to the meat, which is why we try to kill animals without making them suffer.

>>13041401
Who are you quoting?

>>13041401
The reference -->
Your head -->

>>13041456
I'd rather not acknowledge the existence of that person at all, and keep pretending you're talking about the saucy stuff.

>>13041466
Fair enough. My apologies then.

>>13041478
Nah, that's okay. Through I saw the scum being called Shajee rather than FSS.

Also, what with Kyouko and spanking? Between that and gaoo's Ufufu picture, it seems like the spanking virus is really spreading.
Well, at least it developped my interest in the janitor youkai, so I don't really mind.

Say what you want about the spankfags, at least I enjoy these conversations a lot more than the usual picture dump along with the occasional "kyouko is cute" comment.

kyouko is cute

>>13041820
Posts like this are worse than not contributing. This is anti-contributing. At least the pic dumpers are posting pics. If you really enjoy the conversations, join them.

>>13041491
Worst artist.
Delete that picture.

>>13041869
That's not hammer.

>>13041859
I'm not really into recent games, so I don't know much about Kyouko or even Hijiri. But I enjoy the fanwanking nonetheless.
So, excuuuuuse me, but rather than post wild suppositions coming from someone who doesn't even know what he's talking about, I'd rather lurk quietly, and try to encourage the discussion.

That, and the idea of a human nun spanking and terrorizing youkai is so silly that it's actually funny.
At any rate, in the future, I'll just dump pics.

>>13041905
Straight from a booru.

>>13041912
Ha, you just wanted to shitpost, okay.
Then I'm going to ignore everything you said and continue like I did before.

Why is Byakuren wearing such sexy underwears? It's not like she even has someone to appreciate them.

>>13041976
For that matter, what's with the whole rope-bondage motif?

>>13042034
I guess you don't spend a few centuries in Makai without picking a few habits.

>>13042034
It's corset. There are no bras in Gensokyo, and sarashi isn't enough to contain her body. She needs to contain herself so her teachings will be effective.

someone post it already

>>13041976
Byakuren has complete mastery over her body
Lewd

>>13041379
Anybody else noticed the cross on her clothes?

>>13041491
You have named that picture mimicking the pixiv naming convention, but with the number pointing to a completely different piece of art.

For what purpose?

>>13042617
It's the newest form of bullying. Now when you say "filename, retard", they can say it doesn't work.

>>13042617
>>13041912
Samefag.

All horny spanktalk apart, the Buddhists folks are probably the funniest to have around.
Think about it : most youkai are total dickheads and faggots that enjoy stroking their own dicks while repeating to themselves how superior they are, compared to these feeble and weak humans.
A few of them are actually decent, but in most cases, they don't consider humans as rivals, merely as cattles and playthings.

And then there's Byakuren.
She's a nun on top of being a witch, she uses holy magic as well as demon magic (because I don't think that it's a coincidence that her attacks look like Shinki's), and she has youkai that are so loyal to her that they put themselves in danger to save her.

Not only that, but she also seems to really believe her Buddhist bullshit (to a degree).
That woman is a walking paradox. I'm sure that if it wasn't for the fact that she uses magic, she could become a celestial. But then again, without said magic, she dies.

And yes, I think she can beat the crap out of someone if she's pissed enough.

>>13042940
>Originally derived from Buddhism, Byakuren then began using dark magic derived from aiding youkai to retain her youth, after her brother's death. Now, Byakuren specializes in "buffing" magic which increases her physical abilities, body, including strength, speed, and the five senses. Normally, however, she's only as strong as an average human. Ultimately, though she is called a saint, these powers are demonic in nature.
There is nothing holy or nunlike about her.

Now, the interesting thing about Byakuren, is that she wasn't always the sanctimonious goody-two-shoes that we know and hate (or love). She (and most of the Buddhist cast) have more developped characters compared to the rest of the touhou girls.
Murasa was a cursed ghost that was freed and became okay (through it's rumoured she has a drowning fetish), Nazrin is an underling that everyone shits on, but is really Bishamonten's trusted little mouse. Byakuren started as a hypocrit bitch that didn't want to die like her brother, and ended up as a nun leading a Buddhist temple and spreading a false religion.

If only the rest of the cast was as interesting as her, it would be awesome.

Myourenji ftw, clearly.

Now if only UFO was half as good as its characters...

>>13043023
I found a nice way to explain UFO in a single sentence :
>die while trying to get more lives

>>13043034
>die while trying to get more lives
God, yes, this. The game's not too bad on normal but on hard+ chasing UFOs into a dense cloud of bullets only to have them change colors moments before you grab them is pure rage.

Do they even have bras in the Myouren Temple? I thought they were using some weirds bandages back in the days. Sashimi or something like that. Zarashi.

Here's my personal favorite. Kyouko's cute butt.

>>13043085
>>13042078

>>13043085
Ball edit?

>>13043608
>>>/d/

>>13043638
What kind of edit would you like, then?

>>13043835
How about no edit? It's a safe board, not a filthy red board for pedophiles.

>>13041084
"Don't have sex" is one of the most important Buddhist precepts though.

Byakuren's not a super-lewd lesbian, she's a ditzy airhead who can't keep track of her acolytes no matter what.

>>13043844
Balls it is, then.

What a shame that even in Gensokyo, her kind is dying out.

>>13043846
If she gets off by torturing and beating the little girls living at her place, she's technically not having sex.

>>13043969
I guess me and her should repopulate

>>13044661
How do yamabiko even reproduce?

>>13044686
By screwing. How else?

Since they often have last names, youkai must be able to have family lineages.

>>13044692
Well her children are going to have my last name by the time I'm done with her.

>>13044723
At least you're going to take responsibility.

>>13044940
She's so cute when she's flustered

>>13042740
Wrong, you should know these things anyway.

I don't know what it is about green hair but boy are green-haired girls the best.

>>13045080
What about Wriggle?

>>13045198
There's an exception to every rule, I suppose.

What the hell does a yamabiko even look like anyway.
Most depictions I saw have her looking like some kind of grandma dog.

>>13045582
They certainly look pretty goofy.

>>13045582
Look no further than >>13043969

>>13045364
Is it okay with Byakuren that her followers are tempting healthy young men to sin and shove genitals into various holes?

YAMA
BIKO
SCUM

>>13045686
Maybe it's her plan to lure in followers with all these cute girls in her temple.

>>13045738
Or it's both. "Kill two birds with one stone" or something.
1 - She has a lot of young girl in her shrine.
2 - That way, she can beat them up to release her frustration.
3 - And they bring more young followers to the temple.

>>13045756
I think #2 is just your fetish leaking out.

>>13045768
One doesn't spend a few centuries in Makai without picking the local habits.

Not to mention that if Byakuren really wasn't sealing the various youkai she met, then nobody in Makai knew her. Therefore, they probably only saw her as a nun, and harassed/tried to eat her.
I guess she had to figuratively break open a few skulls to be respected, otherwise she would've became the local cum dumpster.

>>13045768
And if my fetish really was leaking out, I would be spamming pictures of Kyouko biting the pillow as she's being anally pounded by Noface's dick while holding back tears.
That is, if such pictures existed, of course.

>>13045805
You don't see pillow-biting that often. I think it's hotter when they clench the bed sheets anyway.

>>13045853
True. In the best cases, it's both pillow-biting and sheet-grabbing. However, that picture is too lewd for that board. You're gonna get your picture erased at best, mate.
Also,
>no tail

>>13045364
Wriggle IS a girl!

>>13045866
I'm more worred about how her vagina ended up at her tailbone

>>13046956
Actually her anus has a clitoris.

>>13047079
So that's what all the boipussy nonsense was about!
Kyouko is a trap!

>>13047138
Now that's a trap I wouldn't mind having for myself.

Touhou's full of traps anyways. What about Utsuho and her "third leg"? Miko being a man? And who the fuck knows what Kisume is hiding in that bucket of hers?

>>13047138
>>13047848
Please no, I couldn't take it if she turned out to be a trap.

>>13047138
>>13047848

Thanks for reminding me at how little 2hutrap doujins there are.

>>13048036
But that would be amazing, you sexually-malfunctioning trap-hating deviant.

>>13048432
I don't want that. How can she get pregnant if she's a trap? The cons outweigh the pros.

>>13048460
Obligatory http://exhentai.org/g/668434/6e1a81449c/

>>13048036
With all the symbolism ZUN uses in his character designs, why do you think she's always depicted with a broom - an object with a phallic shape? Why do you think she's always showing signs of stress and reciting sutras to herself? Why Mystia likes her so much? Or why Byakuren, a nun (sexually-repressed by definition), takes such an unnatural interest in having her close-by? Or why her breasts are so small?

Kyouko lives with a dark, terrible secret!

>>13048477
You know what I think? I think you're simply insane!

>>13048504
Now I'm not denying that. But give what I posted some thought anyway. The boundary between madness and genius is paper-thin!

>>13048477
Are you serious now? you need to get that autism checked.

>>13048460
Pros:
-No disgusting axe slit
-Delicious boypussy
-Cute trap dick
-Can't get pregnant so you can fuck him as much as you want

Cons:
-Literally none

It's a win-win. If only the "Touhou shota-fication" tag on Pixiv were more active.

>>13048477
>>13048556

>why do you think she's always depicted with a broom
She's a monk in training, and newbies always get the grunt work.
>Why do you think she's always showing signs of stress and reciting sutras to herself?
Her race is almost extinct.
>Why Mystia likes her so much?
A happy band is a good band.
>Or why Byakuren, a nun
She is a magician. Villagers call her a nun after setting up the temple. She is not holy.
>takes such an unnatural interest in having her close-by?
Nazrin doesn't live in the temple and the rest of the bunch isn't worth cuddling.
>Or why her breasts are so small?
DAMNIT! She might be a man after all!

>>13048567
I will not ball edit the yamabi娘

>>13048591
"Yamabiko" literally means "Mountain Boy" though. Face it: Kyouko's an undercover shota.

>>13048602
Kappa are male and no one calls Nitori a shota.

>>13048567
>Cute trap dick

Nice oxymoron, jotting it down in my notepad.

>>13048672
No-one's not calling Nitori a shota. This is a Kyouko thread - it just hasn't come up.

>>13048684
I won't let you trap lovers take over this place. Little girls ONLY. Make a trap thread instead and take the yuri-hating trolls with you.

>>13048701
But they ARE little girls. At heart. Your prejudice and overly-conservative attitude towards gender are a detriment to their sexual freedom, anon. Go sit in the corner.

Great, first spank, now trap.

The force of Secondary knows no end.

>>13048701
But trap threads have always been on /jp/. I was against them at first, but only because I was scared of those thoughts I tried to keep at bay, those thoughts I could not accept.

How did you first get into it /jp/, who drew you in? When did you first notice that boys could love boys?

>>13048745

You're not fooling anybody, trapfag

>>13048727
There are boys, and there are girls. You don't just turn girls into buys whenever you feel like it. Your focus on the outside harms them inside.

All this prejudice is hurting Kyouko. :(

>>13048754
I'm not a trapfag. But I understand what is going on. I just want to know who was the boy that planted the seeds of boylove in their hearts. For me it was the character I posted. I was also a young boy, and playing .hack, Elk made me feel some weird feelings that I did not understand until many years later.

>>13048791
But I can do whatever I want, and apparently Japan agrees with me.

(I like how boy!Kyouko in pic related looks practically the same as his female counterpart)

>>13048824
oh no... his leg is diseased, its needs to be amputated before its too late!

>>13048796
I'm sorry Kyouko! I just want to tenderly love you!

>>13048824
>japan is one person
Not even our lord and savior d@i wants to touch kyouko. She will always be female, inside and out. Go ruin some other touhou.

>>13048844
>Not even our lord and savior d@i

Thank you for reminding me that no one bought and scanned his latest doujin at the last Comiket.

I'm still mad.

I want to hold her cold hands and warm them up.

>>13048873
You mean this?

>>13048921
Yes.

If that's an actual copy and you have it then why haven't you scanned it?

what happened to this thread?

>>13049796
Trapfags happened.
At least the spankfag posted pictures and made sense, even through his obsession was tiring.

What are the probabilities that Byakuren collapses with foam in her mouth if I show her this picture?
What are the probabilities of fun going on in Myourenji after Byakuren wakes up?

>>13049882
What's the probability that I get an erection from imagining these two kissing each other backstage?

I'll give you a hint: It's 100%.

>>13049923
>Kyouko is gropping Mystia's ass
I think I know which one consider the other a dear friend and which one consider the other as a potential romantic relationship.

Do you think Byakuren could also beat Mystia? Or isher authority limited to the people visiting her temple?
Because otherwise, there are plenty of young girls in Gensokyo that could fall prey to the sadistic Buddhist witch.

>>13049932
You mean Mystia, right? The ero bird that lures unsuspecting men to her in the middle of the night and the one that goes around shouting "chinchin" all the time? Kyouko is as innocent as they come.

Also in SoPM Byakuren said she was going to punish Mystia for being a bad influence. Even the monk knows.

>>13049955
>Also in SoPM Byakuren said she was going to punish Mystia for being a bad influence. Even the monk knows.
I need to write a fapfic out of this single sentence.

Well, at least we know why they're standing during their concerts and never sitting.

>>13049955
>The ero bird that lures unsuspecting men to her in the middle of the night
Only to sell her miracle lamprey. She's a scammer, not a lustful whore.
Through I wouldn't mind tasting her meat.

>>13026518
>>you will never have the skill to manifest your inner desires into graphical form.

>>13026770
>>13026770
even her hand was already sore for all that spanking, was she a masochist?

>>13050053
No. She'll be using her red, swollen hand to pretend she's been working hard on copying sutra scrolls when Akyuu will pass by and ask what has been going on, so that Akyuu praises her in her book and describes her as a hard-working saint instead of a sadistic witch that spanks her underlings on their bare bottoms while pretending it's for their own good.

Don't underestimate Byakuren. By the time she finds an excuse to spank someone, she already knows how to kill two birds with one stone and improve her reputation while doing what she does best : bullying cute and adorable little youkai.

Reaching enlightment under Byakuren's care is easy. Makes you wonder how Myouren was like.

>>13050082
I don't get you, man. You can have the canon Byakuren, a benevolent authority figure teaching a bunch of technically evil beings proper conduct. That's a perfect setting right there.

But no, you want to make her into some run-of-the-mill sadist instead. Is boner-killing your hobby?

>>13050353
You're mistaking me for someone else.
I'm the one thinking she's both. On the outside, she's a "benevolent" figure trying to spread her religion of tolerance. But inside her heart, she enjoys abusing her authority and doing whatever she wants without thinking of the consequences.
After all, the rest of the buddhist cast looks up to her each time they have problems, but what can Byakuren do when she's the one having trouble? Pray to Buddha? We all know that praying doesn't fix anything on the long run, you may feel better, but the tentation will come back.

And not only that, but perfection is tiresome. I'd rather have a conflicted Byakuren who spanks her disciples when they're doing bad things while repeating herself that it's for their own good but never admitting she's deeply enjoying that power she has over youkai over the perfect Byakuren that repeats "it's not nice to eat people".
Conflicted characters are more interesting than perfect characters, and a Byakuren torn between her desire to be good and her desire to dominate cute little youkai is more interesting than a perfect Byakuren that can always control herself and doesn't even know where the dick goes and cleanse your thoughts just by standing here.

And my boner is happy when I read story about character developpement that are actually good. Nothing worse in my opinion than a story that ends the same way it started, because it means that everything that happened during the story doesn't have any consequence on anything at all.
Byakuren spanking youkai and trying to get rid of these dark fantasies of her while the Myourenji crew doesn't understand why she locked Kyouko in her room instead of spanking her as usual would be an interesting read. Too bad most fanfic writers would rather write "muh OC in gensokyo with muh waifu".

If I could make a video game, I would make a RPG with Byakuren where she's faced with several situations and has to make choices and balance her witch side (egotistical desires, power-hunger) with her buddhist side (selflessness, goody two-shoes crap).
The more she turns into a witch, the more personal she gets, and the more she turns into a buddhist, the more powerful the team becomes, while Byakuren herself is weakening.

>>13050507
>the more personal she gets
I meant "the more powerful".

Ha well, I can't code, so this will stay a dream.

>>13049802

Oh please, we're a billion times better than the yurifags currently shitting up this thread.

>>13050495
I do not believe it's possible to "mistake" you for anything when the only thing I'm replying to is a single post. Silly.

The problem with developing from your own headcanon is that the underlying assumptions you make will not be shared by other fans of the setting you use. In practice, it's no less a self-masturbatory endeavor than your self-insert gently loving your waifu. I'm not telling you not to do it. I'm telling you it does not resonate with me, and you shouldn't be surprised when it doesn't resonate with others either. The more so the more of your own ideas you try to add to it. This is not your "developed" character vs. other writers' plain and boring ones. This is your fap fantasy vs. canon.

And yes, if Byakuren realized she's tempted by earthly desires, she'd go meditate (not "pray", since Buddhists don't pray per se). That's the entire fucking point of Buddhist practice. And it's obviously worked for her in quite a long run already, seeing all the perks she's gotten from it.

>>13051055
>no argument to prove me wrong
>just a vague "dude, that's not canon"
I'm so sad for you, you try so hard to be relevant, but you don't have the capacity to join in a discussion, so all you can do is pointing out the obvious and hoping that's enough. That's extremely sad that the only thing you noticed with a post discussing an alternative interpretation of a character is that it's just fanwank.
Now, can you go away and leave the adults together? We were enjoying this discussion before you barged in and started accusing people of not sharing your cool opinion.

Nice job figuring out that most of my post was supposition and interpretation when I said several time that it was how I preferred Byakuren, not how she was really like. The other nice job you made was the huge "moving the goalposts" thing, as you went from "you made her a run-of-the-mill sadist" to "this is your fap fantasy".
But I guess not everyone has the intelligence to understand what a fan discussion is.

Good bye kid. See ya when you'll learn when canon is relevant, and when it's ignored.

This secondary heresy needs to end.

Bring back the Primary Marines.

>>13051261
Yeah how dare people having fun?! We must stop them! Nobody should be allowed to have fun!!

>>13051261
>any fantheory made for fun is automatically made by secondaries, because primaries never talk about anything at all, and never even smile

>>13051272
>>13051281
Ideally, one should strict to the canon, and not wander to secondary wank.

>>13051055
>The problem with developing from your own headcanon is that the underlying assumptions you make will not be shared by other fans of the setting you use
Hence why he explained it in that giant wall of text, genius.

>>13051303
Ideally, your opinion goes in the trash while we talk about fun stuff.

Make a new thread, he said.
You didn't listen.

>>13051317
Heresy rises from idleness, but I will be fine if it's contained.

ok in all seriousness no one cares about whats canon and whats not so can we get back to bullying the dumb yappy little mutt

>>13051330
I do care about canon though.

Yamabiko is no mutt either.

>>13051334
You can care about canon if you want.
But barging in a fun discussion just to say "HEY I AM A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE AND I SAY THIS ISN'T CANON SO STOP TALKING ABOUT WHAT I DON'T LIKE" is stupid. If you don't like the discussion but want to contribute to the thread, dump pictures. Otherwise, all you're doing is shitposting.

>>13051327
Heresy rises from the punished small bottom of the cutest yamabiko tortured by the violently sadist nun.

>>13051372
This is not really canonical though.

Even Byakuren's dark side is speculation, as much as I want it to be true.

>>13051372
And while I'm posting Myouren, I'd like to point out that even Myouren isn't the average monk you can step on all you want. That fag's not really nice.

>>13051385
There are many cool things that we wish to be true.
The former Hakurei Maiden character, for example. Supposely Reimu's mother, fights youkai with her DAMN BARE HANDS, has scars all over her body.
Fan character.
Mima. The Evil Spirit from the PC-98 era, rumoured to be back each time a new touhou is announced.
Fan character by now.
Same with Rika, Shinki, Yumemi and even Youki.

There are many really cool things in the fanon.

>>13050547
It's better like that, isn't it?

>>13051397
None of the PC-98 are fan characters and Youki is canon.

>>13051405
>None of the PC-98 are fan characters
Having them talking with windows character is considered cross-over.
And while Youki is canon, his appearance is never shown, therefore drawn!Youki is fanon. Same with drawn!Myouren.

Now, back on topic with Kyouko.

>>13051413
I suppose I am content with the fact arts of Youki and Myoren are non-canon.

>>13051422
Good for you.

At any rate, I found a picture "proving" that Byakuren is so violent that her entire crew is terrified of her. Pic related.

>>13051431
Goddammit, Byakuren isn't some evil sadist, she's a ditzy airhead

Byakuren's sadistic urges aren't fulfilled with the little girls, so someone else has to pay!

>>13051479
The only airhead in Gensokyo is Sakuya, and she's irrelevant here.

Trap confirmed. Now quit your bitching and remember: you can't spell "canon" without "anon".

>>13051547
I can see /jp/ on the right.

>>13051547
That doesn't prove anything.
I can post that picture of a bearded alice and claim she was actually a lumberjack all along, that doesn't confirm anything.

And so the primaries continue to debate the secondaries. The word of the former is law, but care was nowhere to be found. The imagination of the latter runs deep, but is ill-received. And so the dance continues, the pillars of Touhou fandom forged between the two warring tribes...

DANCE, MY PUPPETS! DANCE FOR ME!!

>>13051540
But SoPM does literally everything it can to paint Byakuren as an airhead with her "eeeeh my youkai are doing what?" and her idealistic ditziness.

>>13051620
Given Byakuren's tone when she says she's going to have a talk with her punk yamabiko, I would personally replace "idealistic ditziness" by "evil nun from the demon world".
And Kyouko's screwed anyway. Her only consolation is that Byakuren isn't as bad as Keine.

Cool. The captcha for this post was "eckoz".

>>13051643
Post more long-haired Kyouko.

>>13051648
'Kay

Well, thread reached autosage and discussion is dead. Too bad.

I'll make a wicked buddhists thread later so that we can figure out Shou's and Ichirin's dark sides.

Autosage a funkiller. :(

>>13051372
>"HEY I AM A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE AND I SAY THIS ISN'T CANON SO STOP TALKING ABOUT WHAT I DON'T LIKE"

Only that's not what I said. I respect your right to your own fap fantasy, but it's getting so self-referential and removed from any solid basis that it's pretty much impossible to discuss. You fantasize in public, so let people respond. Or do you prefer we just imagedump and shout past each other?

>>13051853
Autosage itself isn't a bother.
I just KNOW that once a thread is no longer constantly bumped, you can be sure that it'll be archived/deleted the moment the discussion starts being interesting again.

At any rate, here's a recap of what's been said so far :
1) Kyouko is part of a punk music band.
2) Byakuren routinely beats her to convince her to leave said band.
3) Kyouko may or may not enjoy being beaten by Byakuren.
4) Nazrin stopped living in the temple because she knows of Byakuren's dark side.
5) Nue may be beaten once in a while.
6) Mystia doesn't live in the temple but isn't safe from Chicago Hijiri.
7) Byakuren may have a double personality.
8) Kyouko is cute.
9) Moralfags gonna moral.

>>13051899
>Mystia doesn't live in the temple but isn't safe from Chicago Hijiri.
>Byakuren may have a double personality.
I question these two.

>>13052025
>Mystia doesn't live in the temple but isn't safe from Chicago Hijiri.
I thought that one was explained earlier in the thread but I can't find it.

>>13051899
>not making a new thread
>not lobbying for the alternate bump method

Goodbye yahoo girl!