/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13018960
>real life daughteru

Ayane

A 2hu name, ya dip

Since she's halfu, pretty much any would work

Rena is also nice, and works as a western name too

Anaru

Marisa!

chaika

>>13018979
>>13018990
>>13018991
But you see, I don't want to give her a name that is the same as some character that I like. That would feel stupid. She should be a new character.

anime games and VNs are content for mentally regressed otaku, but since she got your genes and you actually play or watch these things, such a name might be suitable for her
take a typemoon or key character name, these characters are extra stupid

>>13018975
That's a nice name, I will consider it.

What's the other half? This matters.

>>13019004

>>13019009
What kind of american? African american? Did you rape that woman?

>baby girl
>half japanese
>name her /jp/ pls
>my wife
>serious thread
I am quoting myself btw

damn i wish i had a little loli child to have fun with

>>13019011
Uh, I think my roots are Scottish? Not really sure.

>>13019024
It's not so great once they start pooping on everything. Unless you're into that I guess, but I'm not.

>>13019032
Name her beerko

スレ主お前日本語知らないのに日本人と結婚して孕ませたのか
お前バカなの
異種交配は禍根

Jannieko

>>13018960
name her Sanae! so she can stay pure!

>>13018960


cornelia.

>>13018998
Sanae!

And don't let her be a slut

>>13019058
>3d
>pure
im sorry but 15 years from now your daughter will be gobbling cocks everyday OP

>>13019042
「異種交配」久しぶりに聞いたｗｗ

>>13019043
She doesn't look like cat though.

>>13019054
I might actually consider that if we didn't live in Japan or that name wasn't impossible to pronounce for Japanese people. Cornelia is actually a really nice name I think.

>>13019052
>>13019058
I have too many Sanae doujins for that to be okay with me.

What does /jp/ think about DQN names? Do you think people should stick with traditional names, or do you think that screwing around with kanji readings and such is acceptable?

Alice
>making a daughter and not naming her Alice

>>13018960
>DQN names, or names that are the same as some famous anime or VN character.

Why would you marry someone like that?

>>13019070
This, your daughter will suffer from a syndrome you can't cure, the 3DPD syndrome.

>>13019075
dont listen to this guy OP, she will develop autism

Let her remain anonymous.

I don't think you have a daughter, OP. Or a wife.

;_;

>>13019075
I like the name Alice, but it always makes me think Alice and Bob.

>>13019077
Because she's nice, and doesn't mind that I'm a pervert and a werido? I dunno.

>>13019085
I wish, but the gobberment requires we decide on a name within the next week.

>>13018960
Kyouko

Kafuka

is there an otaku following for naming halfbreed babies?

del

Cum all over her body and post pics

>>13018960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZudJegB7EmU

Every name you like.
Every name at once.

a woman who wants to name her kid after an anime and a guy who asks an anonymous imageboard to name his kid

sounds like you shouldn't have reproduced at all to begin with

>>13019107
it's a big fat lie, nobody reproduced shit

>>13019107
No, she didn't want to name our child after an anime. She just kept coincidentally coming up with names that happen to also be the name of some famous character.

Cumgirl.

Sakura "my parents are dumb weebs" Ichigo

>>13019102
That is a damn cute picture of Index eating a burger.

>>13019127
together we can rescue this kusothread by repurposing it into a burg thread

>>13018960
>My wife keeps thinking of either DQN names, or names that are the same as some famous anime or VN character.
That's pretty weeaboo.

I weep for this child's future.

>>13019151
Don't taint the goodness of burger threads by repurposing this one

name her Burger girl

Life, liberty, and burger

name her "pork soup with egg"

Lain and Noel are fucking beautiful names,
I wouldve named my child either one of those, if I ever had one.

Sexhavers are not allowed in /jp/. Please leave

>>13019275
I'd eat a girl named Pork Soup With Egg.

>>13019121
Thats really close to my name>>13019127

I would recommend a name that works well in both English and Japanese.

Unfortunately I can not think of one that isn't a Touhou.

>>13018979
>Rena
2furry

Name her Reimu

Ayana

- Charlotte
- Illya
- Juliette
- Athena
- Alice

Laymoo

>>13019275
This reminded me

The name "oyakodon" is horrible. I've been eating it for years but it never dawned on me what it actually meant until I chanced upon a literal translation one day.

親子丼 Mother and son rice bowl

Because the chicken meat is the mother and the egg is the son. Fuck that shit man, I'm traumatised for life. I'm going to substitute with katsudon for the rest of my life, thank you.

>>13019661
but the mother really goes well with her son

>>13019661
>katsudon

Do you know the other meaning for this?

>>13019700
is it uncle and aunty rice bowl?

I want all these normies to go away

>>13019708
Neo-/jp/ is filled with normies. You'll have to deal with it.

Soon, we'll talk about pregnancy and gf issues.

>>13019716
don't worry, j*nn* will save us!

>>13019118
>She just kept coincidentally coming up with names that happen to also be the name of some famous character.

Yeah, well, probably because they're common names, which is also the reason the characters were given them in the first place. You'll have a really hard time finding any remotely popular name that wasn't used in some popular fiction yet.

>>13019716
Anything that drives you away is good.

>>13019845
post-neo-postneo-/jp/: revenge of the normies

Where do these filthy /a/ fags come from?

>>13019857
Neonatal naming on Neo-/jp/!

If you've had sex before you DON'T BELONG HERE. Period.

>hates thread
>64 replies and 14 images
When will you learn?

The dream is over.
/jp/ died a long time ago.

>>13019926
We're politely bumping so Jan Jan can see the thread.

No need to be an ASS, dude.

>>13018960
kuso thread

>>13018960
and how exactly is this /jp/ related

Where is the janitor? What're we paying him for?

>>13019953
I have nothing better to do

>>13020002
He does it for free.

>>13018960
>DQN names

Whtat exactly is a DQN name?

I know what DQN is but a DQN name?

>>13020129
here are some good ones.

>>13020185
Just make a list of names you like, it doesn't matter if they're from some shitty anime or game and choose one at random. Also delete this thread.

>>13018960
>baby is a week old
>still don't have a name for it

>>13018960
>dubs names my child!
>>>/b/

Also call it Rodrigo.

just take a name from your favorite anime and make a dad joke out of it years from now

>>13018960
Darkflamemaster

call her chaimstein goldberg

>>13018960
This is most likely bait but here goes anyway

It's obvious that you want to name her some weeb name because you're posting this here. Spending a week deciding on something like this isn't good.

Possible 2hu names include Alice, Marisa and Remilia. Alice is the most 'normal' of all of these.

>>13020287
Dear god no.

>>13018960
Name her Aya, Marisa, or Lyrica.

>>13020401
Whitewaterslave

>>13018960
Shizuka.

>>13020287
Nice, but more accurate for a boy.

>>13020286
I want to raise Sayaka.

>>13019881
Monstergirl threads