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like a bag of chips

I bet kissing someone who lives in feudal equivalent place with
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Like chewing on a water balloon

>>13017238
I'm more interested in what it feels like to be kissed by Yukari

What does it feel like to kiss Dr. Pepper?

>>13017294
How would you know?

>>13017238
aftertaste of burger

>>13017238
Like paradise. Either that or it taste like a monitor screen which does>>13017249
n't taste good.

>>13017238
Like paradise. Or monitor screen which doesn't taste good.

>>13017238
try it and find out

>>13017302

>>13017821
Reimu, of course. Dr. Pepper tastes like piss.

>>13018410
It's not actually piss that it tastes like. It's battery acid. I put my tongue on a battery once as a kid on a dare and it was cracked and leaking a bit of battery fluid, which I noticed far too late.

Years later, someone offered me a can of Dr. Pepper. When I took a swig, I spat it out and demanded to know what asshole put battery acid in it. It literally tastes like battery acid.

And I should know; I actually tasted battery acid.

>out of all available touhou
>kissing Reimu
Absolutely disgusting.

At least pick a better and more enthusiastic miko.

Reimu is excessively lewd and obscene. She is no fit for this Jewish imageboard.

>>13017238
Electrifying. Feels so good you almost faint.

>>13017821
Sorry, Reimu.

>>13018439
Tastes like dicks

>>13018439
Kisses with the Jewhu!

>>13017238
Feels like money flowing out of my wallet.

>>13018439
> At least pick a better and more enthusiastic miko.
Which is why you chose a picture of Sanae. Cognitive dissonance, ho!

>enthusiastic
this is the best way I have heard to refer to sluttiness in a long time

>>13019122
>>13019149
Sanae is canonically not a slut. Too bad for your fantasies.

>>13017668
But the journey to gensokyo is a one way trip, I won't be able to embark on the journey, kiss reimu and report my findings back here.

>>13017238
>>13017249
>>13017251
>>13017252
all me :^)

>>13018439
>kiss sanny
>get taste of semen on my lips

>>13019308
Would you enjoy it?
I know I would

>>13017821
>>13017302

But soda tastes like absolute garbage. This isn't even a choice.

Make me compare Reimu to something delicious like freshly squeezed orange juice or something! Maybe cranberries, if you really want to keep the color theme going!

>>13019304

>>13019169
>assumptions of slutiness
I was talking about her being "better" than literally any one character. Which is objectively wrong in every way. Fuck that slut.

>>13017668
Her hand is wrapping his torso.
Is this what hell is like?

>>13017238
You know when you get up in the morning and have that nasty taste in your mouth because you forgot to brush your teeth the night before? Then you realize, you had an abscess from not brushing your teeth any night before, period, and it popped during the night, so what's in your mouth isn't just mouth-germs but also pus and a bit of blood? And reflexively you swallow instead of spitting it out?

I don't think kissing Reimu would feel like that.

>>13019898
Being a skinny manlet?

>>13019912
No man is thin enough for a teenaged girl's hand to go around.

>>13019304
stop pretending to be me