Which Touhou should I touch my dong to tonight?

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Anonymous Thu Jan 29 02:36:02 2015 No.12970437 [Reply] [Original]

Which Touhou should I touch my dong to tonight?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 02:36:38 2015 No.12970441 >>12970437 Your mother.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 02:37:18 2015 No.12970443 >>12970441 I wish my mother was a touhou Then things would be different

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 02:38:56 2015 No.12970447 >>12970437 Reisen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 02:39:45 2015 No.12970451 >>12970437 Tojiko

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 03:05:20 2015 No.12970515 File: 580 KB, 573x896, 7d5423b2675811f461d5f0da2fedab8a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12970451 Whoa, dude. Don't go around sexualizing the soft ghost vagina of the Crown Prince's wife!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 03:39:19 2015 No.12970588 >>12970437 I saw the picture you used. You already know the answer in your heart. Go forth, and touch your dong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 04:44:42 2015 No.12970720 The cloud of gains.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 11:08:03 2015 No.12971503 >>12970720 unf

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 11:10:06 2015 No.12971512 >>12970437 Your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 11:10:29 2015 No.12971513 >>12971512 >fapping to your waifu

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 11:11:07 2015 No.12971515 >>12971513 Who are you quoting? Don't fap to my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 11:12:14 2015 No.12971521 >>12971515 I think I will

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 11:17:12 2015 No.12971531 >>12971521 Do you even know who his waifu is?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 11:19:12 2015 No.12971534 >>12971531 I'm doing it right now

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 11:20:16 2015 No.12971538 >>12971534 Well, who is it then?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 11:21:41 2015 No.12971541 >>12971538 The one he's currently fapping to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 11:27:12 2015 No.12971552 >>12971541 So, he's fapping merely to the concept of "his waifu".

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 11:29:43 2015 No.12971558 >>12971513 Why not? I seriously never got this, seems like some Madonna complex shit from kids on /a/ who want to fit in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 11:37:06 2015 No.12971589 >>12971558 I would guess that people see their waifu as "pure", and thus, they ignore and avoid anything sexual that is linked to said character.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 11:43:31 2015 No.12971618 >>12971589 And yet cheating on their "waifu" by masturbating to other characters is okay?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 11:45:08 2015 No.12971631 >>12971589 >sex >impure What, do they think that sexual urges come from the Shadow Demon or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 12:14:49 2015 No.12971735 File: 48 KB, 256x144, Shadow_Demon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12971631 http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/2/2f/Shadow_demon_attack_07.mp3

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 12:24:55 2015 No.12971764 >>12971558 its just an excuse people use so they dont feel guilty about betraying their waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 12:33:04 2015 No.12971786 >>12971541 This implies that I have more than one waifu or that I change waifus regularly, and that I was masturbating to her at that time. That's wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 13:11:43 2015 No.12971891 File: 176 KB, 386x468, 1383097837084.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12971735 my nigro

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 13:30:23 2015 No.12971960 >>12971735 >>12971891 I use Dota to escape my depression.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 13:31:40 2015 No.12971966 >>12971960 Dota adds to my depression when my team loses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 13:34:13 2015 No.12971978 >>12971966 I have played Mobas for 4 or 5 years now, I don't get mad at video games anymore...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 13:34:59 2015 No.12971983 >>12971960 I did too back when I had mine. I stayed up to 9am playing every day

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 13:39:30 2015 No.12971995 That feel when nofap

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 13:52:27 2015 No.12972027 >>12971618 then you shouldn't masturbate at all when you have a waifu!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 22:18:08 2015 No.12973781 >>12971995 >not fapping several times a day

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 22:21:02 2015 No.12973790 >>12973781 Who ye quoting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 22:32:24 2015 No.12973823 >>12972027 Sex with your waifu is part of a healthy relationship.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 22:34:22 2015 No.12973823,1 You guys are taking your irony too far

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 22:42:09 2015 No.12973848 >>12973823 But fapping isn't sex. You can have sex after you open a portal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 22:46:56 2015 No.12973872 >>12973848 >Implying you wont get eaten the instant you enter Gensokyo

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 22:48:39 2015 No.12973878 >>12973872 w r y q ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 22:49:20 2015 No.12973881 >>12973878 your mom

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 22:57:37 2015 No.12973904 >>12973881 pls no bully thx ;-(

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 22:59:24 2015 No.12973908 File: 55 KB, 500x378, lewd patchy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12970437 Patchy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 23:01:15 2015 No.12973914 >>12973908 too fat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 23:04:57 2015 No.12973927 >>12973848 And how is fapping unfaithful? I'd be flattered to hear that she masturbated to me. Even if it might sound a freaky to other people. Shes a little crazy, and I like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 23:13:35 2015 No.12973956 File: 199 KB, 1000x1301, 1403197791868.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12973914 nonsense

Anonymous Thu Jan 29 23:22:18 2015 No.12973993
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>>12973914
>>12973956
Nonsense! You have to remind her to eat sometimes. When she gets into a good rhythm she can read books for weeks and forget to eat!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 29 23:53:14 2015 No.12973993,1 Be sure to stop by http://gnfos.com.. We have all the latest memes :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 30 01:22:21 2015 No.12974487 >arms are so sore from working out that it hurts to fap This is what hell feels like

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 30 01:29:10 2015 No.12974517 >>12974487 Post Unzan for double gains.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 30 01:31:32 2015 No.12974523 File: 574 KB, 715x1000, 1412097764966.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12974517 God of gains guide me

Anonymous Fri Jan 30 01:52:07 2015 No.12974596

>>12974523

I wish to become like Unzan one day. That is, to become a muscular man who follows around a cute girl all day and nobody calls the police on him and his parents don't have to bail him out and then tell him how much of a disappointment he is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 30 01:58:34 2015 No.12974615 >>12974596 Being a parent fulfills all of those requirements. Hope your genes aren't shit though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 30 01:59:56 2015 No.12974619 >>12974615 Will i become muscular if i get a kid?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 30 10:57:11 2015 No.12975898 i also need advice on this particular topic

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 30 13:22:25 2015 No.12976222 >>12974523 Is Unzan the best Touhou?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 30 15:44:31 2015 No.12976549 File: 230 KB, 850x675, 1339399726442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12973993 Double nonsense! Patchy is continually gorging on sweets and tea to fuel her long reading sessions. She's just so engrossed, she doesn't notice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 11:58:11 2015 No.12979999 Sanae will please your frustrations

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 19:27:42 2015 No.12981503 >>12976549 fat

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 19:28:50 2015 No.12981512 >>12979999 But I have no money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 19:30:29 2015 No.12981521 File: 750 KB, 798x970, 1348424355179.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981512 Not even a tiny donation?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 19:30:51 2015 No.12981523 >>12976222 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 19:31:29 2015 No.12981526 >Fapped so many times my dick hurts >Still continue to do it

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 19:53:20 2015 No.12991157 I want to brutally fuck Yuuka

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 20:01:11 2015 No.12991189 >>12981521 I do not donate to mosquitoes.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Mon Feb 2 21:15:05 2015 No.12991442 File: 55 KB, 360x391, ss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Every other day, a different tummy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 3 04:14:31 2015 No.12992873 >>12991442 Which one is that

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Tue Feb 3 10:13:46 2015 No.12993573 >>12992873 How come you can't recognize Little☆Hamlet's, tiny loli hands. It's Satori's lewd, little tummy

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 09:58:01 2015 No.12997993 Touhous are not for lewd!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 10:31:15 2015 No.12998066 >>12991442 Belly slut

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 12:55:41 2015 No.12998414 File: 448 KB, 806x1075, 1423035311617.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd Wriggle her wriggles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 16:42:37 2015 No.12999385 >>12970437 It's been a lot of nights anon, which toohoos did you touch your dong to?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 16:50:43 2015 No.12999412 >>12999385 Sakuya or Youmu. I can't remember

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 16:52:27 2015 No.12999417 >>12999385 My waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 16:56:53 2015 No.12999434 File: 376 KB, 1401x2006, Slow_Sex_With_Youmu_005.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 17:34:41 2015 No.12999605 >>12998414 Have you ever stopped to wonder how erotic it is that her most sensitive parts are just dangling out for anyone to see and touch? She's a natural exibitionist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 07:07:44 2015 No.13007491 >>12999434 Youmu is too cute and pure. Can't force myself to violate her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 13:27:56 2015 No.13009293 >>13007491 http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm25502720 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWLwhX4mcTU

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 13:41:54 2015 No.13009354 >>13009293 stop

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 10:54:32 2015 No.13014073 >>12999434 That one was great

Anonymous Sat Feb 7 13:23:37 2015 No.13014604

>>13014073
No it's not. It's shit and it exposed all the fake Youmu fans for the Okuu lovers they really are. I hate it when stuff like this ruins characters.

The funny thing about that artist is how he talks shit about pros for not tracing javs like he does, yet he can't even draw a straight line.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 16:20:38 2015 No.13015378 >>12970437 Rinnosuke

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 16:57:06 2015 No.13015611 File: 640 KB, 800x800, 1395024844463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13015378

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 17:26:23 2015 No.13015708 >>13014604 Can you elaborate on both of these points? I'm not up to speed on doujin artist drama.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 19:01:00 2015 No.13016083 >>12999605 Antennas are the most sensitive parts on a roach?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 19:27:23 2015 No.13016196 File: 72 KB, 514x401, Motor_system.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12999605 >>13016083 http://images.scholarpedia.org/w/images/2/21/Orientation.swf i'm not sure how sensitive it is, but it's not really intimate

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 19:31:42 2015 No.13016218 >>13016196 must be painful for them to have them torn out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 19:55:21 2015 No.13016310 >>13016218 She's a big girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 19:59:01 2015 No.13016323 >>13016083 I thought she was a firefly

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 14:29:45 2015 No.13020194 >>13016323 >The Lampyridae are a family of insects in the beetle order Coleoptera. They are winged beetles There should be a hercules wriggle, like cho marisa.

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