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Prepare to be Bullied Edition

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>> No.13003939

>>13003928
nth for writers block

>> No.13003941
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Mice are olev.

>> No.13003942

Wonderfest is soon.

I hope we see some licensed MG things.

>> No.13003943
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I promised you guys some non-choco edits, so there ya go.

Something for you/us Dragon lovers.

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We were talking about Healthy ojou-sama Dragons last night and I can't help but feel like serving a Jabberwock would be natural. They're very classy and sophisticated, and would use big words, while still having that power and authority. Top Tier Ojou-samas. 10/10 would serve happily.

>> No.13003946

>>13003941
You said you were gonna write.

>> No.13003947
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ANUBUS IS CUUUUUTE

>> No.13003949

>>13003944
What's wrong with her face.

>> No.13003950

>>13003943
But I like Chocolate Jabberwocks, can you bring her chocolate back and keep the blue please?

>> No.13003951

>>13003943
I like it better than the original. And I'm a fan of chocolate.

>> No.13003954

>>13003944
Who would want to serve anything when you can be bros with a Wurm

>> No.13003956

Honey bees reforming a hornet when?

>> No.13003959

>>13003954
A wurm won't bully me and assert her authority over me, so whats the point?

>> No.13003960

>>13003942
>WonFes
Well, there is the Wilmarina figure.

>Licensed
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

>> No.13003961

>>13003928
How mean, she probably stole that scarf from a nice Yeti

>> No.13003963

>>13003950
>>13003951
No problem, it's only gonna take a second.

But I did have to keep my promise.
>Please understand.
Thanks Iwata.

>> No.13003964

>>13003946
Alright, I'll get started for real this time.

>> No.13003965

>>13003956
Hopefully everyday until there are no asshole hornets left. I'd also like to see a Bumble Bee girl.

>> No.13003969

>>13003947
Mai waifu a Best!

>> No.13003971

>>13003943
Woah, that looks wonderful.

>> No.13003973

>>13003950
>>13003951
http://i.imgur.com/Ln0sjlE.jpg

Always have my fellow chocolate lovers back.

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How much do you make a year, anon?

>> No.13003976

>>13003973
You're a gentleman and a scholar.
10/10 would butler.

>> No.13003977

>>13003973
Thank you Anon!

Jabberwock is love

>> No.13003979

>>13003943
Nice

>> No.13003980
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Time to enter pandemonium.

Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/Vv2TyB1F

New page: http://pastebin.com/Vq7hMvRE

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>>13003947
Indeed

>> No.13003988

>>13003983
Kyaa~ I want to molest Anubis-senpai's paws.

>> No.13003995
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>He likes girls with more than one eye

>> No.13003997

>>13003975
>That greentext
By God. I thought it was painful back when it was being written.

It's even worse reading it complete and together, later on.

>> No.13003999

>>13003980
Always a high point of my day!
I want a pair of those panties.

>> No.13004001

How about a doppelganger waifu? She uses her powers to copy other women, then attempts to seduce you as them when you least expect it. When/if you give in, she torments you during the sex, verbally abusing you and making use of her shapechange ability to question your very belief in love, changing her face to match the face of every girl she thinks you've been giving eyes at. She names you as the pig you are. As you approach climax, she changes into a genderbent version of you, to show you just how miserable your face is, right before you cum at the same time: you, in tumultuous despair/fulfillment at your abuse, and her, in ecstasy of breaking you.

After coitus, she returns to the form you fell in lover with her in, and she coldly warns you, with a smile on her face, that any time you go outside, the woman you meet could be her, watching you, judging you.

>> No.13004002

>>13003980
I want to fuck a dark angel now.

>> No.13004002,1 [INTERNAL] 

up

>> No.13004009

>>13004001
That just sounds horrible. And don't namefag.

>> No.13004011

>>13003988
Be careful or her big sister Set will molest you

>> No.13004014

>>13003995
Shutup. Cyclops are for lovingly bullying before you guide her through her first time, telling her that she did a great job

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best fluff
best hugs
best brown
best paws

>> No.13004016

>>13004001
Fuck off.

>> No.13004018

>>13004002
>>13003980
Dark Angels were the first MG in the MGE I really liked. Love their design, their attitude, everything. Very tempting to undertake this challenge...

But I've learned that I'd rather just hang back and give Senpai paw massages in her dorm room. >>13003983

>> No.13004019

>>13004017
Light skinned Yeti? You got it.

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>>13003988
>Looking at clubs at Monster Girl University
>Stumble onto History Enthusiast club with a single club member at the table
>Anubis with large glasses staring down at her paws
>She looks up at you startled
>"W-would you like to join?"
>She fumbles around with her paws to grab a hand made flyer
>She smiles at you sheepishly as she hands it to you, her paw trembling

>> No.13004021

>>13004001
That's just abusive.

>> No.13004024

>>13004009
>That just sounds horrible.
How is that horrible? You don't like a woman in charge of you?

>And don't namefag.
You are so new?

>>13004016
Aww, that's cute.

>> No.13004027

>>13004020
>History Enthusiast
Eeeeh, I dunno, I've always been more of a futur-
>Large Glasses
>Hand made flyer
>Sheepish smile
-Well as they say, no future if you don't know the past. I should definitely sign up for this club.

>> No.13004028

>>13004024
Oh I get it, you're just a troll. Here's your reply.

>> No.13004029

>>13004024
Don't start shit.

>> No.13004030

I want a dragon girl to make me cum pitifully by stepping on my dick with her big meaty dragon feet

>> No.13004031

>>13004021
She loves you, just in the natural way that a doppelganger does: wanting to cause suffering for the living. It gets her off.

Not all monster girls love in the nicest ways.

>> No.13004034

>>13004024
Is that you Bob? Get back to that rewrite you hack.

>> No.13004035

>>13003988
>molesting those paws

>not asking permission to massage them, and using sensitivity-heightening oil to rub them until the anubis has all but melted like a bass-junkie slimegirl from the unexpected sensory satisfaction.

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>>13003928
Hey guys, look it's me making the first quality post itt

>> No.13004041

>>13004030
>>13004035
You are both of you, for different reasons, mah niggas.

>> No.13004042

>>13004041
Dragonslutkun please continue.

>> No.13004044

Apothecary come back I miss you.

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>>13003941

>> No.13004046

>>13003980
Adventure!
Sex!
Eldritch Rape!

>> No.13004048

>>13004040
Why does she have a raiders cap tho

>> No.13004051
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hi snoopanon

>> No.13004052

>>13004045
Hilarious. But please use imgur if you keep going to conserve images.

>> No.13004053
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>>13004017

I wanna cuddle a Yeti.

>> No.13004054

>>13003928
I'm not a breast man usually but something about this angle makes me want to touch those boobies.

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>>13003943

>> No.13004056

>>13004052
>Being this much of a newfag

>> No.13004057

>>13004051
for the record, I'm not nyanon before someone comments

>> No.13004058

>>13004052
You're new here aren't you?

>> No.13004059

>>13004041
T-thank you
I want there to be a picture of an MGE dragon girl or Jabberwock doing that so badly.

>> No.13004061

>>13004052
I don't think you understand his function.
He's making use of the thread's relatively low image limit to waste images in a thematic way.

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>>13003944

>> No.13004067

>>13004042
C-Continue what?

>> No.13004068

>>13004062
Tryin' too hard on this one.

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>>13003947

>> No.13004074

>Full dere hornet girl
>Everyone's afraid/weary of her because of the reputation her kind has
>You try to encourage her to reach out and make friend and show people she's not a bad person
>They always misunderstand her intentions and she often returns home with peoples' things that they handed over thinking they were being mugged
>She's always too embarrassed to return the things herself, so you do it
>You develop a reputation as a tough guy and end up getting aggressively approached by other monster girls
>She chases them off and the cycle repeats

>> No.13004075

>>13004055
Oh SnoopAnon, I would've done it myself if I knew you were gonna be here.

>> No.13004077

>>13004067
Being a filthy, anubis ear-nibbling, dragon tail-rubbing slut.

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>>13003975

>> No.13004080

>>13004077
A-Alright...I-I can do that.

>> No.13004081

>>13004080
I bet you want to do it, don't you?

>> No.13004084

>>13004017
Loen please
>>12994798
>>12994809

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>>13003980

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>> No.13004088

>>13003975
Not enough for her thankfully.

Although I am tempted to become a dairy baron and let her enjoy our delicious goods.

For a week or two, however long I can keep her tied to the bed

>> No.13004089

>>13004084
Goddammit I had forgotten about that and I'm the one who suggested combining them. Why must you hurt me with the fact that it probably wont be done?

>> No.13004094

>>13004034
I'll sing the "You are so new." song for you, too.

Alternative: your doppelganger likes taking the form of women that you and her meet while out. Imagine the kinds of things you could do with a wife who can become any woman and use her job/position to let you have hot sex with her in various situations, while potentially causing people to believe that that woman is actually slutty.

Public sex, fake netori, and roleplay of all kinds, different women, etc., and it's always your wife, a monster that delights in that kind of stuff, and relishes doing it with you.

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>>13003983

>> No.13004099

>>13004080
Look at him, asking for it like the whore he is.
Why, I bet some freshman anubis could ask him to strip down and oil up, and he'd do it in a second.

Have you no dignity? Or are you not allowed to take it back out of your dragon mistress' hoard?

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>>13003995

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>>13004020
Well no one is bitching so...

>The flyer has hieroglyphs, hearts, and what seems to be cartoony versions of MGs generally considered 'Nubian'
>You find yourself compelled to tell her you'll join the club.
>She lets out some form of pleased yelp and seems to be fixated on her own lap now, unable to look at you
>Realizing you're still standing there she brings a paw up and adjusts her glasses while stating, "The info is on the flyer..."

...
>Arrive at club room after classes
>Door and surroundings show no signs this is a club room
>As you open the door and begin stepping inside you catch the faint smell of old musty books
>Lining all the walls are shelves of tomes, many large and falling apart, along the walls are pictures of Pyramids, Hieroglyphs
>The history of interest seems to be quite specific
>At the table sits the same glasses wearing Anubis now absorbed in a massive book
>You smirk at the massive sweater engulfing her, implying her dismay in the colder weather
>She hasn't noticed you at all, the book has completely taken her attention

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>>13004017

>> No.13004119

>>13004110
>putting fluffy pussy in front of her fluffy pussy

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>>13004020

>> No.13004123

>>13004020
>>13004108
I'm going to eventually marry and impregnate her. But first try and sneak up next to her and blow in her ear, then say you were just trying to get her attention and play it off.

>> No.13004131

>>13004081
We-well...I mean, of course I do...

>>13004099
D-Do what? And I have dignity...Am I not allowed to be dignified in my desire to devote myself entirely to an Anubis and/or Dragon Mistress?

>>13004108
>Sweater
Cute.

>>13004123
You. I like you, and agree with how you think.

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>>13004051

>> No.13004136

>>13004044

Literally who?

>> No.13004139
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>An Anon that thinks they are "Equal to Monster Girls and don't have to serve them!"

>> No.13004142

Oh damn i caught this one right on time. So, any big developments in these threads as of late?

>> No.13004143

What would the ritual to attain lichdom be like in the MGE?

>> No.13004144

>>13004134
thanks snoopanon

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>>13004053

>> No.13004148

>>13004044
His pastes aren't public, so I can't find the stuff he wrote.
>>13004139
They serve each other in their own. special way.

>> No.13004149

>>13004139
I'd gladly serve my Dragon mistress as a professional butler.
I'd rub her back, brush her hair, make her her favorite snack on demand, ect.

>> No.13004150

>>13004139
How do you feel about milk lilim?

I have big, BIG plans for you

>> No.13004152

>>13004142
Only thing I can really think of is at the end of last thread a bunch of us agreed hornets and wasps are horrible. I'm sure others could come up with more, I don't even read like half of most threads.
>>13004143
Lots and lots of dickings.

>> No.13004153

>>13004142
Nothing good. Mostly from KC answering questions.

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>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

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>>13004087

>> No.13004164

>>13004030
What would a dragon girl footjob feel like?

>> No.13004165

>>13004139
>Not servicing your mistress daily

I'm doing it right now!

>> No.13004166

>>13004149
What if she made you do lewd things for her? Would you try to act composed? Or would you reveal yourself to be the huge slut that you are?

>> No.13004170

>>13004158
Dammit, every time I forget about you. I don't want to feel like this man.
>>13004165
Clearly not well enough if you're able to type.

>> No.13004171

>>13004143
>Non-Lewd
Imbue blood into Phylactery (Object of Choosing) while chanting the ritual oath in a tomb with a healthy collection of Mana.

>Lewd
>Imbue blood onto Phylactery (Object of Choosing) while masturbating with it in a bathtub full of cum

Then kill yourself.

>> No.13004173

>>13004166
I would be composed and professional about it.
Even while cleaning her breasts and nethers I would be completely composed.

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>>13004139
>A lilith that thinks all monsters are crazy dom fetishists like she is

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>>13004108

>> No.13004177

>>13004142
Well Moose woke from his ancient slumber and released a new chapter, but other than that you'd have to wait for recap-anon.

>> No.13004180

>>13004174
She just thinks that all men are sluts that would do anything for a hit of the V. She's right

>> No.13004184

>>13004170
What can I say, i'm on break.
Subs need rest too.

>> No.13004185

>>13004175
What is she holding in her hand? Some kind of candy?

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>>13004139

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>>13004017
>>13004019
I'm on an anti chocolate roll.

And it's killing me inside.

>> No.13004192

>>13004185
You're not American are you?

>> No.13004193

>>13004185
>my little anon can't be this cute

>> No.13004198

>>13004190
what's wrong with her paw pads?

>> No.13004199

>>13004190
How dare you.

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>>13004158

>> No.13004206

>>13004190
God damn you.
Don't get me wrong, it's good but YOU GO TO HELL, YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE

>> No.13004208

>>13004199
>>13004206
I am so sorry.

>> No.13004210

>>13004192
Please don't bully the europoor
Is it some kind of tie-dye bong? I honestly have no idea.

>> No.13004212

>>13004192
Not him, but no, and I have not a clue what it is either. Pray do tell.

>> No.13004213

>>13004173
Really? From the looks of it, I doubt you would be able to control yourself on seeing mistress's naked body.Who knows what she would do to such a lustful butler such as yourself?

>> No.13004214

>>13004210
Yes it is.

>> No.13004215

>>13004210
A marijuana smoking pipe.

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>>13004174

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Where are they from?

http://i.imgur.com/t8sN9EU.jpg

>> No.13004220

>>13004190
how about a kitsune. please

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>>13004174

>> No.13004225

>>13004190
White chocolate is nice too, sometimes.

>> No.13004226 [DELETED] 

>>13004190
I'm not redoing this one you fags

>> No.13004227

>>13004220
C-can I make her brown?

>> No.13004228

>>13004213
>lustful butler
>unable to control myself
>thinks I cannot suppress my urges when seeing my mistress' naked body
Have you been gossiping with the maids again? Is the Anubis head maid making up more stories about me?

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>>13004108
>You choose to take advantage of the situation
>As you near her slowly you see that the look on her face is rather wretched...
>You've at times had the displeasure of MGs looking at you with those eyes
>You step around the table and notice she is not wearing a skirt today
>You don't have much experience with Anubis's, perhaps she prefers something more comfortable
>As you blow in her ear she starts to let out a moan and snaps to attention in time to instead bark out 'FFFUCK'
>Looking past her, you see a skirt on the floor, her paw is lodged quite well between her legs
>The tome is filled with very graphic hieroglyphs with descriptions that go to great detail
>Judging by the look on her face you caught her at a really bad time, somewhere between ruined orgasm, shock, and absolute dread
>She has no idea where to look

>> No.13004234

>>13004227
of course

>> No.13004237

>>13004192
I'm American and I have no clue what that is. Not everywhere is a shithole.

>> No.13004240

>>13004227
Please Chocolateify more girls please.

>> No.13004241

>>13004226
Do it, Snoop senpai.

>>13004234
Yesh.

>> No.13004243

>>13004230
i... um...
>yes

>>13004241
thank you

>> No.13004244

>>13004230
L-lewd

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>>13004219

>> No.13004248

>>13004240
Well, I wanna keep it balanced.

That one Anon had a good point when he said I went a bit overboard with the chocolate love.

>> No.13004251 [DELETED] 

>>13004222
Not redoing this load of shit either.

>> No.13004252

>>13004248
Well that one Anon was a faggot. You dechocolatified my waifu, now atone for your sins.

>> No.13004255

>>13004222
All of the milk you smug demon.

I'm going to give you so much calcium your bones will be indestructible.

And this is premium grade hathorite stuff so that itty bitty night gown won't be covering much when I'm done with you

>> No.13004258

> Be Shirohebi working at a shrine
> Like all government jobs it's mind-numbingly boring but someone has to do it
> If it weren't for the fact your Ryu boss was a total Bra you'dve quit by now
> Suddenly the door bursts open and a little Ushi Oni with twintails runs up to you
> "Hey! Are you the Snake-lady who can make me a seal like mommy's? She said I can have one for my birthday!"
> Try not to d'awww
> D'aww a lot
> Maybe this job isn't so bad.

>> No.13004260

>>13004247
Eey you missed one faggot. >>13004190

If you're going to shitpost do it right or don't do it at all.

>> No.13004262

>>13004255
>Lilim with maximum overlewd body
>With milking devices attached to her milky jugs

>> No.13004263

>>13004252
Can't argue with that.

>>13004260
I know right? I know I'm making things difficult for him, but still...

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>>13004230

>> No.13004267

>>13004228
Didn't you say so last night? About how you wanted to give a "special cleaning" to your Dragon Mistress? Even if that wasn't you, I bet you want nothing more then Mistress to carry you to her bedroom and expose you for the slut you are.

>> No.13004269

>>13004262
I'm going to break here or bring about the health/lewd singularity.

Either way, it will be beautiful

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13004270

remove grapesnake

>> No.13004272
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>>13004219

I already told you faggots where they were from in the last thread. At least try to pay attention when you're asking for the source material on my half assed color faggotry.

>> No.13004273

>>13004267
It wasn't me.
And no, I'm not a slut waiting for my mistress to jump me, I am a professional butler who only wishes to serve her in a professional manner.

>> No.13004276

>>13004230
Kiss her.

That is the only answer.

>> No.13004278

>>13004272
They look fantastic, you self-deprecative rube.

>> No.13004279

>>13004267
No, that was me! I'm the slut that wanted to do that to my Mistress! If she gave me the pleasure of course.

>> No.13004280

>tfw working on Dragon Mistress screencap
My route, anyway.

>> No.13004282

>>13004279
Please refrain from conducting yourself in such a manner next time.
You give the rest of us butlers a bad name when you do so.

>> No.13004284

>>13004272

Maiden in Black looks pretty cute in this picture.

>> No.13004285

>>13004280
>tfw going through what to writefag with for Dragon Mistress story despite being MGK anon

>> No.13004287

>>13004282
But please, I want to serve her in any way I can! I love doing what she commands me to do, no matter how lewd the demand may be! I love seeing my Mistress pleased with my work!

>> No.13004288

>>13004273
Why do you think she hired a humanboy in the first place? It's because she expects some services only you can provide, or at least a blush when she tries to seduce you. You're really hurting her pride by ignoring her.

>>13004279
This man knows what a butler should do.

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>>13004190
You're fucking awesome.

>> No.13004293
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13004293

is your monster girl an operator?

>> No.13004294

>>13004293
She has no fingers and she's a big nerd. So no.

>> No.13004296

>>13004287
You've got passion, but too much desire.
Try and correct your behavior otherwise the maids will keep harassing us and gossiping.

>>13004288
I was hired because I lost in a fight with her, and she decided to make me her butler instead of killing me or making me her sex slave. I feel a sense of purpose and feel genuinely happy serving her instead of adventuring around.

>> No.13004302
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13004302

I want a titjob and footjob from a glacies

>> No.13004305

>>13004302
She has to have feet for a footjob, anon.
It's similar to asking an armless girl who resides in a dump to give you a hand.

>> No.13004307

>>13004296
You're right, I am incorrect in my behavior! I should be punished by my Draconic Mistress! I want her to step on my as punishment, and force me to clean her claws with my tongue as punishment! I want her to force me to stay up all night pleasuring her until I pass out from exhaustion! I want her to do whatever she sees fit with my body, and that includes punishing me for being such a slutty servant for her! I want her to remind me how she owns me and my body and how I must do as she says! I want her to assert her dominance over me since a slut like me doesn't deserve free will, and should listen to what his proper mistress tells him!

I also want to bake her Mickey Mouse-shaped cookies to show her how much I love her!

>> No.13004312

>>13004293

That PSO-1 is bent, broken gear ain't good.

>> No.13004316
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13004316

What if reverse MGs were the animals of MG world?

>> No.13004320

>>13004307
I think being a butler just doesn't fit a person with your tastes.
Your desires are too unprofessional, maybe being a sex slave would be more fitting?

>> No.13004322

>>13004316
you dont want to see an octopus then

>> No.13004324

Dark Priest going door to door and singing Hase Diga Eebowai when?

>> No.13004327

>>13004316
You mean Unfortunate Monstergirls?

>> No.13004328

>>13004320
Sex Slave isn't as intimate, and I can still serve my Mistress in many other ways that don't involve my dick!

Plus Sex Slaves never win, but Butlers do.

>> No.13004330

>>13004320
Humans hire maids so they can clean and dick them. Monsters hire butlers so they can do housework and get V'd. How hard is this to understand?

>> No.13004331

>>13004324
I'd rather have her sing "My Sweet Lord".

>I really want to see you...
>I really want to 'know' you...

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13004332

>>13004252
Will this give me salvation?

>>13004289
Thanks mate.

>> No.13004333

Has anyone translated that Baphometh novel yet?

>> No.13004334

>>13004324
>Implying they'd do that and not sing "Hello"

>> No.13004336

>>13004327
I mean horses that are horse heads on top of human waists and legs with human ears and no other limbs.

>> No.13004337

>>13004333

OtherSideOfSky. Check the blog.

>> No.13004338
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>>13004284

She's always cute.

>>13004278

Fuck you you're not allowed to praise me.

>> No.13004342

>>13004332
You now have my undivided attention.

>> No.13004343

>>13004332
as the anon who asked for this thank you

>> No.13004344

>>13004307
I want to care for a genki, pettenko blue dragon who loves to be spoiled with sweets and keeps telling me to stop being so up tight.

To which I will always respond "One of is has too"

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>>13004230
>While you're gathering your thoughts you see her eyes suddenly snap to you and her expression change
>Some mix of anger, pleasure, and...something
>She stands up from her chair slowly and faces you, her paw is drenched
>"This is your fault you know.." she states. Her voice is deeper, it feels like it's going right through you
>She starts walking toward you
>"You're going to have to help me finish reviewing these now.." Her voice has reached an intoxicating tone that you feel yourself getting caught up in
>The smile on her face is urging you to run
>You just backed into the wall without realizing it, knocking a scroll to the ground
>Does she even see you or is she too far gone?

>> No.13004346

>>13004190

I like it.

In my book girls can never be too white.

>> No.13004349

>>13004328
Then I suggest you tone down the desires and act like a real butler.

>>13004330
That is not how it works.
Though my mistress does ask me to clean her privates and breasts for her, dress her, and massage her while she's nude, she has never tried to "V" me.

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>>13004338
Maiden in Black is the best.

The best!

>> No.13004353

>>13004343
So...how many lolis can I molest before I'm back in the books?

>>13004346
Glad you like it.
Even if it was mostly a joke.

>> No.13004354

>>13004334
But Fuck you God would take on a whole different meaning, they'd just change up the words slightly.

>> No.13004359

>>13004307
I feel like I'm being outdone as a "Dragonslut".

>>13004345
No, seriously, kiss her.
It's the only way.
Right on the lips.

>> No.13004360

>>13004305
http://img.booru.org/deviants-despository//images/9/4d1baca9fa8b0c5e217d44c53c40e5b35ca64d14.jpg

>> No.13004362

>>13004353
4 but if your careful 6

>> No.13004364

>>13004362
That seems fair...N-not that I would ever do such a thing.

>> No.13004365

>>13004362
>>13004353
Also as many as you wish if they want you to molest them.

>> No.13004366

>>13004345
>>13004359
im with this anon give her a tender kiss

>> No.13004371

>>13004336
>Birds with arms and legs
>Snakes and fish with legs
>Cats and dogs with human hands and feet
>Seals wearing human skin

>> No.13004374

>>13004359
He certainly is proving to be most certainly perverted.
The Anubis head maid is having a field day with her gossiping.

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>>13004360
>tfw your mecha design fetishes carry over into Monstergirls on rare occasions.

>> No.13004388

>>13004371
>Reverse skin walker
>Mantis with human hands dragging you back

>> No.13004389

>>13004345
Lick her juices off the paw

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weklcome your o blivoion

ᴄ me your d addy

and f uck your ᴄ ock.

>> No.13004393

>>13004377
ZOE made no sense.
And the english version made me laugh with how fast they moved their mouth in relation to their words.

>> No.13004394

>>13004349

She's trying to get a raise out of you. But since you never give her a reaction, she now thinks that she no longer has any charm. At least drop some subtle hints for her, tease her a bit while still appearing professional.

>> No.13004395

>>13004371
The war of Selkies and Seals has waged on since the dawn of mamomo. They wear each other's skins to display their strength and acquire the skills of their enemies, neither side able to eliminate the other.
See it tonight on animal planet.

>> No.13004397

>>13004365
Eh, might just be safer to molest a lonely MILF.

It's also probably maybe super legal...

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>>13004333
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Baphomet_Complex

> OtherSideOfSky will never translate Mimiru

>> No.13004410

>>13004393
I failed to understand why the english dub was so shitty, they should have used the studio(s) the Metal Gear games were dubbed in.

>> No.13004414

>>13004394
I do, but I never go to the perverted lengths the "dragonslut" does.
I remind her every day she's still stunning and beautiful as I brush her long and lovely hair.

>> No.13004419

>>13004349
>>13004359
But Anons, if your Draconic Mistress is frustrated, than is it not your job as her Butler to satisfy her? If your Mistress has lewd desires that she wishes to fulfill, than is it not admirable to fulfill them? After all, my body is her property, if she wishes to have me dress in lewd clothing, such as naked aprons with no underwere or such while I clean the house, than it'd be selfish of me not to do so! And if she wishes to ravage me then and there, it is my job to ensure she finds enough pleasure in dominating my body!

I love serving my Mistress! I love listening to her, taking in her orders, fulfilling her commands, using me, getting to touch her body, and being able to satisfy her and see her proud face grow a smile of affection towards me. That is my greatest desire, and a desire to serve helps show how much I love serving my Mistress, and how much I love Mistress herself!

>> No.13004421
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rub elf ears?

>> No.13004424
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>>13004352

Yes she is.

>> No.13004427

>>13004421
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/An_Eldar%27s_Ears

>> No.13004429

>>13004419
It seems we serve two different Mistresses then.
Mine prefers I dress professionally during all aspects of my job, even ones that involve bathing her or massaging her. She's also fairly lazy and haughty.

>> No.13004430

I just want to hold hands with a dragon.

>> No.13004431

>>13004430
H-how lewd!

...Me too.

>> No.13004437

>>13004430
>>13004431
Guess what faggots you won't.

>> No.13004438

>>13004430
well i just want to brush a kitsunes tails

>> No.13004440

>>13004437
Your point?

>> No.13004442

>>13004414
So? She gets praise like that from all her servants. You need to try harder. While washing her, you tell her that with a body like that she should have no trouble getting a man. Giggle a bit when she offers an excuse why she's single.While massaging her, tell her that you're there make her life easier, and if there's a way for you to help her release her tension, you would do it. Then there's the classic method of leaving the door open while you change.

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>>13004430
>only holding hands

>> No.13004446

>>13004438
I bet your Kitsune Mistress make you brush her tails while softly molesting you with the.

>> No.13004450
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13004450

Kloah please

>> No.13004451

>>13004446
Snipers!

>> No.13004453

>>13004446
if by mistress you mean waifu and by molest you mean spend hours in the mofu sphere then yes

>> No.13004454

>>13004442
The first two are acceptable to a degree, but that last one is outright unprofessional.

>> No.13004458

>>13004450
What are they showing the shota?

>> No.13004459

>>13004454
It's not when it's an "accident".

>> No.13004461

>>13004458
Dragonball Evolution the Game.
I'm serious, it exists.

>> No.13004466

>>13004429
Well those were all hypotheticals Anon, it's likely she might not want or command me to do that stuff.

But I can dream about one day dusting her knick-knacks when she sweeps me off my feet, pins me to the couch, and orders me to lick her womanhood, and once I've pleasured her enough she'll give me the honor of taking my virginity, making it set in stone that I am for now and ever her property.

Kikimora's have this dream when they serve their masters, why can't I?

>> No.13004474

>>13004459
It still is.
Bad things have happened because of such unprofessional activity.
Such as the Anubis head maid walking in and almost raping me

>>13004466
I guess you make a point.
A man can dream.

>> No.13004477

>>13004374
>Anubis Head Maid
>All I can think of is being a butler working under her
>Serving together for a Dragon Mistress
>The three heads of house becoming closer together as they live together.
>Helping each other.
>Caring for each other.
>Loving each other.


Dear God this is all I want in life...Maybe I'll actually write this as my my ultimate fantasy-fic...

>> No.13004480

So what would happen if you tracked down a lonely Christmas Cake Kikimora's apartment who could never find a master to serve, then sneak into her apartment dressed up as a Butler and when she wakes up tell her that she is now your Mistress and start serving her and calling her Mistress, cleaning up her apartment, washing her clothes, and such. A reverse-Kikimora situation?

>> No.13004482

>>13004480
Her head would explode, and you'd have a giant mess to clean up.

>> No.13004486

>>13004480
If I was her, I'd be calling you a scrub everday, and I would tell you to git gud too.

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>>13004345
>As she closes in you feel overwhelmed and reach in to kiss her
>She's slightly taller than you, why are you just realizing this?
>When you kiss her she initially starts but then presses hard against you
>You feel your pants get torn away
>Good bye pants
>Her motions are so swift you can barely keep up
>As were the motions of your lower regions
>She's wrapped her paws around your back, one still damp, one soft and warm
>The contrast of her big ribbed sweater against her chocolate skin is enthralling
>While you were considering this she's thrown her legs around your waist and you're entering her
>She lets out a satisfied moan, her lips still locked with yours as she takes you to the base
>She begins to dig her paws into your back, tearing through your shirt
>Her legs squeeze around your hips, encouraging you to move
>You begin losing yourself in the pleasure, turning around and slamming her against the wall as you begin moving
>She finally disengages the kiss, throwing her head back against the wall causing her glasses to fall off
>You notice the gorgeous crimson color of her eyes as she glares at you, moaning
>As if feeling you nearing climax she squeezes her legs and paws around you getting as close to you as possible
>You climax and slowly collapse to the floor with her on top of you
>She shudders and groans as she pulls her paws out from under you and rests them against your chest
>She reaches over to grab her glasses, puts them on and says 'W-welcome to the club."
>You were very sore when you left the club that evening. Scratches, bruises, and fatigue ensuring you won't forget your first session.

>> No.13004490

>>13004450
I liked the yandere /ss/ with Hasshaku-sama, so I wish Kloah would do more with her.

>> No.13004494

>>13004480
She would be so confused. She would try to find ways to get your maid, getting more and more desperate as you kept denying her.

>> No.13004495

>>13004488
yes. more please

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>>13004280
>>13004285
And complete!

This was a nice thing.
And now the other anon is making me crave an Anubis Head Maid in the mix.

>> No.13004499

>>13004488
I wonder if she'd be interested in coffee or a movie or something, outside of club, sometime?

>You notice the gorgeous crimson color of her eyes as she glares at you, moaning.
Oh lordie yes.

>> No.13004505

>>13004474
That's why you should hurry up on seducing her. Tat maid has got you in her sights, an she won't let you go unless you get with the Dragon.

>> No.13004506

Why would you want the Anubis Head Maid? She's practically on the same social tier as you, just slightly above. She's not like Dragon Mistress, who's undoubtably your superior, who owns you. She's just another cog in the machine. I want to serve my Mistress, I'd reject any of Anubis's coming ons in an instant. She's just not as commanding, demanding, or authoritative as my Mistress, nor do I serve her like the Mistress.

>> No.13004509

>>13004497
Good job.
Good to know my idea was liked enough to get screen capped.

Head Maid craves you a lot. So much so, that she touches herself at night when everyone else is asleep while crying out your name

>> No.13004512

>>13004506
You're actually above Anubis, since you directly serve Dragon at any and all times and do more for her than the others.

>> No.13004517

Uh-oh! Your monster girl daughteru is now dressing up like a criminal, ice skating on high ways and tries Setting herself on fire to summon something
How do you react?

>> No.13004518

>>13004494
>"Silly Mistress, you needn't help me! I'm yours after all!"
>"Please relax Mistress, I don't need a shoulder rub. Here, perhaps I should give you a massage, you seem so tense."
>"Oh, silly Mistress, a help's clothing doesn't suit a lady of your status! Let's go get you some fancy clothing to suit your status Mistress!"
>"Oh, dearie me Mistress! You don't need to sweep the spill I made, I serve you! My Mistress is so silly at times! Let me bake you your favorite treats to help you relax!"

>> No.13004522

>>13004505
>>13004506
>Not working happily with the Anubis Maid who is your equal, you as the only Butler, her as Head Maid.
>Not working together to serve your Dragon Mistress, who treasures you both.
>Not stumbling across your Dragon Mistress one day teasing the Anubis Head Maid.
>Not getting caught by them, who reveal they were "Warming Up" for you.
>Not learning that they both have a desire for you, after all the help that you have provided for both of them.
>Not getting pulled in and pleasured by both of them.
>Not having your Dragon Mistress conduct the two of you in a tender, passionate threesome.
>tl;dr Not getting with both Mistress and Head Maid.

I want it anons, I want it bad...

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>>13004371
>Human girls with wolf parts
>Wolves with human parts

>> No.13004526

>>13004360
nICE
I wonder how that would feel, also
>loli glacies gets brainfreeze

>> No.13004527

>>13004020
>>13004108
>>13004230
>>13004345
>>13004488
Somebody please screencap this. I'm going to need it later.

>> No.13004531

>>13004522
But it will never be.
There can be only one.

>> No.13004534

>>13003975
That's the shit end.

>> No.13004536

>>13004512
Even less reason to be interested in her. Why would I wish to serve someone who's equal to me? If she can't assert her authority over me and make me serve her, than how can I serve her happily?

Anubis Maid is not worth my time.

>> No.13004537

>>13004524
I wanna arm wrestle it.

>> No.13004540

>>13004531
Just let me have my fantasies anon...
That's all they'll ever be anyway ;_;

>>13004536
What if it's not about serving her?
What if it's about both of you serving your Dragon Mistress, together?

>> No.13004543

>>13004536
You're not even serving Anubis though, she's your coworker.
She's number 3 in authority with you being 2 and generic Kiki being number 231.

Dragon also may genuinely find you attractive in a way, but Anubis just wants to vent herself on a real man instead of her paws or a dildo

>> No.13004547
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13004547

horse titties

>> No.13004553

>>13004540
Well I'll do anything for my Dragon Mistress. However, the same can't be said for the Anubis. If my Mistress wishes for a threesome than so be it.

If I were baking cookies and my Dragon Mistress were to tear my apron off and take me right there, I'd gleefully let her do so.

If I were baking cookies and the Anubis Maido were to tear my apron off and take me right there, I'd tell her to please stop being unprofessional and ask her to please remove herself from my dick, as it is for my Mistress's use only. And also that the apron was Mistress's and it'll be coming out of her paycheck.

>> No.13004555

I just want to have a fistfight with a monstergirl that leads to restorative cuddles afterwards

>> No.13004557

>>13004527
I plan to do more with this later so here you go:

http://pastebin.com/UFUuxEKT

>> No.13004560

>>13004352
Wish there was an ending where you could go away with her, or keep her company, even if you have to help her keep The Old One in check.

>> No.13004565

>>13004553
>Not having a Dragon maid.
>Being a servant instead.

Live a little.

>> No.13004566

>>13004553
What if you had a threesome with both and they both became pregnant?

>> No.13004567

>>13004553
>Wearing just an apron
>Suddenly, "Stop being unprofessional."

>>13004553
>>13004543
I think I'll just stick my Maximum Love, Mistress' Two Favorites thing...

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>>13004527
>>13004557
i just finished this damn it

>> No.13004572

>>13004565
Serving people is how I live a little.

>> No.13004576

>>13004517
As long as she's back by curfew and she doesn't hurt herself or anyone else I wouldn't have a problem with it, she's a good girl.
>>13004518
>You will never tease a CC Kikimora like this until she either goes insane or rapes you to the point that you can't move so she can take care of you

>> No.13004577

>>13004567
If your Mistress desires it so be it.

>>13004565
He is living, anon. He's living.

>> No.13004583

>>13004557
Thanks, I look forward to it.
>>13004571
I'm saving it anyways. Always nice to have a back up.

>> No.13004584

>>13004560
I do too anon.

Maybe if someone makes a proper fangame/VN you could.

>> No.13004587

>>13004571
Good work anon.

>>13004577
The point is all three of you desire it.

>> No.13004588

>>13004572
I guess if you like it...

Still weird though.

>> No.13004589

>>13004555
I just want to cuddle a Lich in-between lewd and depraved experiments.

>> No.13004593

>>13004576
Actually the plan is to see if I can cause a Kikimora to turn Dominant. If I can ingrain it into her mind that pleasure comes from giving orders, and that her doing work is bad, perhaps she'll become as smug and dominant as a Hellhound.

>> No.13004594

>>13004571
I am honored that a fellow Anon enjoyed my effort enough to do such a thing.

>> No.13004602

>>13004593
Boy, what did I tell you last time?

>> No.13004606

>Bathing Dragon Mistress once again today
>Using her favorite scented soaps to clean her body that a goddess would be jealous of
>While washing her arms and legs for her she suddenly smiles mischievously
>"Anon, I think I want you to try something new today."
>I question her what it is that she would like me to try
>She gently grabs my crotch and licks her lips
>"I'd like for you to scrub me using your own personal scrubber~"

>> No.13004610

>>13004606
>Own personal scrubber
If she means Cock and Balls, then muh dick x100.

Well, if that is what milady desires, I have no cause to argue.

>> No.13004611

>>13004606
I want to go to there.

>> No.13004614

>>13004610
She does.

>> No.13004618

>>13004606
I can't picture this and not laugh.

>> No.13004619

>>13004602
I know what you said. But I have resolve and plan to do the impossible, see the invisible.

I'll make a dominant girl out of that Kikimora even if it kills me.

>> No.13004622

>>13004618
>laugh
'Splain.

>> No.13004624

>>13004614
Magnificent.

>> No.13004628

>>13004619
Just don't bitch when someone makes a submissive hellhound.

>> No.13004629
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13004629

Just how possessive are demonic monstergirls?

>> No.13004633

>>13004628
>I might do that just to fuck with people

>> No.13004636

>>13004629
Very. Very. Very. Get used to getting dommed hard and tenderly.

>> No.13004639

>>13004629
Yes

>> No.13004643
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13004643

>>13004629
It varies from demon to demon..

>> No.13004645

>>13004606
This gave me an idea.

Monster girl Beauty Spa!
>Bukkake facials
>Sensual massages
>Deep protein injections
>Nude sauna
>Happy endings in the back
>Cuddle station
There a market for it?

>> No.13004648

>>13004619

See

>>13004628

And I'm not even a big fan of either Hellhounds or Kikimoras.

>> No.13004649

>>13004645
Yes.
Of course there is!

>> No.13004651

>>13004645
Seems like one of those things that'd have spectacular employee overturn rates, and almost no repeat customers.

All the same, yes.

>> No.13004654

>>13004628
>>13004648
Well I mean, their entry specifically states you'd have to be more dominant than the gods to make them submissive. Kikimora doesn't really specifiy that.

But hey, regardless, let's say the reverse DID apply to Kikimoras and to make them dominant you'd have to be more submissive than the gods could ever be. I know I can be more submissive, slutty, and taken advantage of than the gods could even dream of. I will be the most submissive sluttiest Anon here and there is nothing you can do about it.

>> No.13004657

>>13004645
>that spoiler
Where can I apply for that position?

>> No.13004661

>>13004636
I hope KC introduces demonic monstergirls that aren't Succubus variants.
I hope we get the demonic equivalent of the Shirohebi.

>> No.13004670

>>13004661
Or even better, various angelic entities. Seraphim waifu when?
Beni Elohim gf to hug when?
Ophanim gf to- OH FUCK MY EYES MY EYES.

>> No.13004671

>>13004643
I still crack up at this, one of the best succubi drawn

10/10 wouldplaysmashwith

>> No.13004672

>>13004645
you forgot the tail brushing parlor

>> No.13004673

>>13004619
Ah, I don't know how seeing people put this much weight in the concept makes me feel.

>> No.13004678

>>13004657
Just talk to the lamia at the bar and she'll get you started right away.

>>13004672
I did, didn't I?

>> No.13004681

>>13003943
>2P Jabberwock
Not bad.

>> No.13004683

>>13004678
you did and now you half to work there for two weeks with half pay

>> No.13004686
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>>13004672
I will volunteer

>> No.13004688
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13004688

Hey, did you know less has drawn extremely healthy girls?

I wish he'd draw an Apophis like this, Fatpophis needs more love.

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13004689

>>13004670
I just want a yandere demongirl to watch me from the moment of conception, and disguise herself in various forms in order to suppress the DE she gives off.

>> No.13004690

>>13004683
Oh no, the horror. Whatever will I do, having to brush fluffy tails for ten whole days. Nooooo.
Jackpot.

>> No.13004691

>>13004688
...healthy eh?

>> No.13004692

>>13004688

Fuck off Bob.

>> No.13004693

>>13004688

>Fatophis

Heh.

>> No.13004696

>>13004686
ha you think you'll get the job with that i'll pay to do that job

>> No.13004697

>>13004517
TAKE YOUR HEART!

>> No.13004699

>>13004686
I would as well, but I only brush mai waifu's luxurious tail there.

>> No.13004700

>>13004688
I don't even think that's a monstergirl, so I don't understand why that little brown futa/monsterboy loving autist has it in his imgur album among other things.

>> No.13004701

>>13004689
I have to admit, that greentext where a succubus goes yandere on your unborn soul was really epic.

>> No.13004704

>>13004688
That has pushed past the boundary of healthy.
We're not quite at fat yet. But fast approaching it.
Definitely in the realm of unattractive chub though.

>> No.13004707

>>13004688
She looks cuddly.

10/10 would fondle and tease

>> No.13004708

>>13004517
tell her if shes gona light shit on fire she has to do it right.
find a possible empty house and give her only a book of matches

>> No.13004710
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13004710

>>13004704
>unattractive

>> No.13004713

>>13004688
That's fucking fat.

>> No.13004717

>>13004704
It was supposed to be several layers more fat to the /d/ macro level.

>> No.13004723

>>13004688
This is what happens when you give your waifu too much Holstarus milk, or when you serve your Lazy Ojou-sama Dragon mistress and she never lifts a claw.

Which is exactly why you should do both, cuddly tubby waifus are best waifus.

>> No.13004725
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13004725

>>13004688
IIRC that was a commission

>> No.13004729

>>13004723
Would a holst prefer to be milked by a machine or the manual way?

>> No.13004730

>>13004725
Oh, it's the Cuckercore.

>> No.13004733

>>13004730
>cuck

Sweet meme bro, but /v/ is down the road.

>> No.13004734

>>13004723
You....you are my comrad in the ways of health and soft.

Some may even say we are friends now

>> No.13004736

>all this love of chub in /mgt/ recently
Have you finally given in to the soft warmth of a plump MG wrapping her arms around you? Go on, order a few jugs of Holstaurus milk today. You'll never look back.

>> No.13004737

>>13004733
I'm not wrong though.

>> No.13004738

>>13004725
Origin aside, would cuddle lovingly.

>> No.13004740

>>13004729
Manual and by her husband/bf

>> No.13004742

>>13004733
>Insults are now memes
Besides he right, the Manticore fucked Clare

>> No.13004744

>>13004736
>You'll never look back.
If only because the all encompassing layers of fat stop you from turning your head.

>> No.13004745

>>13004736
But Holstaur Milk doesn't increase size. Only the softness of what is already there.

>> No.13004747

>>13004736

No. Fuck off. I don't know what's worse, you whale chasers or the alps.

>> No.13004749

>>13004740
Wouldn't that take a lot of time? i thought they liked to be milked efficiently.

Also, what about unmarried/nobf holsts?

>> No.13004750
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13004750

>>13004208
>>13004190
>>13004199
>>13004206
Still not as bad as this.

>> No.13004754

>>13004643
Got a name for that doujin?

>> No.13004755

>>13004750
Gigametz is literal perfection you curr.

>> No.13004756

>>13004736
Imagine a tall plump monster girl. She's essentially a body pillow you can lie on to of. Absolutely perfect.

>> No.13004757

>>13004730
What?

>> No.13004758

>>13004750
Agreed, I'll never live those down.

>> No.13004759

If I were to write a bad story about a plump MG, which type should it be?

>> No.13004763

>>13004654
And kikimoras are born to serve, so making them dominate is as absurd as a submissive hellhound, but hey, KC's individuals, right?

>I know I can be more submissive, slutty, and taken advantage of than the gods could even dream of

Really, so you'd let me ass rape you with a chainsaw?

>> No.13004764

>>13004759
CHUBBY JINKO

>> No.13004765

>>13004759
Apophis. Failing that since it was already done, an Ojou-sama one, like a Dragon, Wight, Jabberwock, Vampire. Plump Femdom.

>> No.13004767

>>13004759
Baphomet.

>> No.13004768

>>13004759
Plump Leanan Sidhe

>> No.13004769

>>13004757
Why do you the MGU-tier Cheti/Turboslutticore exists?

>> No.13004772

>>13004648
>And I'm not even a big fan of either Hellhounds or Kikimoras

Okay?

>> No.13004774

>>13004736
Why not just befriend a Holst? It'll save money in the long run.

>> No.13004776

>>13004759
Write a story about an anon who found the love of his life buried beneath rolls of meat, then he does a lot of shit to win her greasy heart and then they proceed to have the most awkward but kinky fat sex in the history of canada.

>> No.13004778

>>13004693
Oh please god no, if that red lamia that gets posted is any indication...

Steve Carrel NO.gif

>> No.13004779

>>13004749
It does slow down but they produce higher quality milk.

I imagine that single holstaurus would prefer manual as well, being touched by a guy would make them happier and not produce shit tier milk

Look up holstaurus milk on the wiki. Explains everything

>> No.13004782

>>13004767
>Sabbath Baphomet who accidentally ate Christmas Cake
>Gets kicked out
>Proceeds to eat ice cream in depression
>Anon then stumbles upon an Ara Ara tall plump Baphomet

Bueno.

>> No.13004783

>>13004730

>Implying Truckeranon was cuckolded in any way

>> No.13004785

>>13004769
I'm not sure what you're asking here

>> No.13004788

>>13004769
think the*

>> No.13004790

>>13004759
Troll. Vines and mushrooms grow wild from her body, all sorts of animals graze from her, she's on her way to becoming her own rainforest.

>> No.13004792

>>13004790
>she's on her way to becoming her own rainforest.
You ran straight past "plump" and arrived at "everyone's mom".

>> No.13004796

>>13004688
Nigga that's just FAT.

>> No.13004797

>>13004783
>This is what Bob thinks.

>> No.13004798

>>13004797
I want /pol/ to leave

>> No.13004801

>>13004792
The vegetation is huge, she's just chubby. I don't even care for chubby girls, but if you're gonna write it anyway, thought I'd throw my idea in.

>> No.13004804

>>13004798
Deny it all you want, but it did happen.

>> No.13004806

>>13004725
Man I wish Manticores didn't have that sadistic personality.

They look so comfy to cuddle with, so what would the odds be of finding a Manticore that wasn't sadistic?

>> No.13004809

>>13004742
And got pregnant but third wheel anon will raise their OC donutsteel cheticore abomination because ayy, it's just a meme.

>> No.13004812

>>13004806
It's a toss up. I want to say 50/50, but you may be looking at a 60/40 or 70/30 ratio here

>> No.13004814

>>13004809
DILLAW's first story was very prophetic in a way.

>> No.13004817

>>13004809
And because he's fucking them both anyway? Isn't that how it goes?

>> No.13004820
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13004820

>>13004750
That's nothing.

>> No.13004826

>>13004820
Nature is a beautiful thing.

>> No.13004828

>>13004820
Well then, let me pass the torch of bullshit onto you.

>> No.13004829

>>13004814
Wait, what?

>> No.13004830

>>13004820
Oh look, she's pregnant

>> No.13004834

>>13004809
>>13004742

This is kinda funny

You guys hate the story, yet you remember its details and discuss them everytime it gets brought up.

>> No.13004835

>>13004829
Just read it, and you'll know what I'm talking about.

>> No.13004836

>>13004804
It's like you don't understand words you spout

what are the odds

>> No.13004838

Uh oh! Because winter is a cruel and unforgiving season, you've come down with a serious bout of the flu! Which MG would you want to take care of you, and how?

Hard mode: no Kikimoras, Holstaurs, Weresheep, Yetis, or similar expected comfy MGs

>> No.13004840

>>13004830
>barometz gives birth like that frog whose babies burst from it's back

You did this.

>> No.13004842

>>13004838

None, I don't want them to catch the flu and get sick themselves. Treating myself will suffice.

>> No.13004843

>>13004838
Ryu. Then she could just heal me.

>> No.13004844

>>13004838
Undine, personal nurse and cooler.

Give me a hard one next time.

>> No.13004847

>>13004840
The gel busrts, hundreds of daughters scatter, and the mother dies giving life

>> No.13004848

>>13004838
Pharaoh and her troupe of maids...making clam chowder.

>> No.13004849

http://pastebin.com/j0pubQBJ

Continuation when?

>> No.13004851

>>13004848
I remember that.

>> No.13004852

>>13004834
>remember its details
All the more reason to shit on it. God what a trainwreck that story was.

>> No.13004853

>>13004838
Lizardman

>> No.13004855

>>13004838
Glacies.
When you're burning up and you ache all over, you just want to cool down sometimes.

Sickanon from yesterday, I managed to keep some crackers and water down today. Thanks for the well wishes.

>> No.13004857

>>13004848
How is it like living in MG Boston?

>> No.13004858

>>13004838
A clumsy snake in a panic trying to both fight off the cold and act out the role of nurse.

>> No.13004860

>>13004838
Kejourou.

>> No.13004863

>>13004857
I wish I knew.
I do love chowder, though.

>> No.13004864

Mugenjin is now selling glasses cleaner tissues with his "Good ork, bad elf" characters.

https://mugenjin.booth.pm/items/72843?utm_source=pixiv&utm_medium=popboard&utm_campaign=popboard

>> No.13004865

>>13004855
Crackers and ginger ale or coke were what my doctor always recommended.
Good luck on the road to recovery

>> No.13004867

>>13004838
Pharaoh.

>> No.13004870
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13004870

>>13004094
I'm pretty sure I've read that story.
Except the doppelganger did it out of moe insecurity rather than intentional pseudo-NTR.

>> No.13004873

>>13004838
Dragon.

Her flames shall keep me warm.

>> No.13004874

>>13004855
My own grandmother liked to give me animal cookies and grape juice when I got sick. They are easy to digest.

>> No.13004875

>>13004838
Akaname

>> No.13004880

>>13004870
Man that form looks adorable.

10/10 would cuddle.

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13004884

>>13004870
I thought she was smiling at first.
But then I realized I had a speck on my screen.

>> No.13004892

>>13004838
Crow tengu
She can probably nurse me back most effectivly

>> No.13004893

>>13004838
A worries Wight oujousama who cares for me clumsily, because its the first time she doesn't simply rely on her maids.

>> No.13004897

>>13004849
No idea.

>> No.13004905
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13004905

I want to pinch her cheeks! So cute and soft and fluffy

>> No.13004906

What MG has the best, most reasonable proportions?

>> No.13004910

>>13004906
Dark Elf

>> No.13004916

>>13004906
The one whose husband is a pleb and doesn't want a bombshell.

>> No.13004917

>>13004838
Slime
Wrap around my body to keep me comfortable
Cool my fevers
Warm my chills
Keeps me hydrated

And I don't really like slimes

>> No.13004919
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13004919

>>13004701

>> No.13004920

I just want to steal the CC lillim dean's business panties and use them as ransom to get a date with her is that so wrong?

>> No.13004921

One day, you are minding your own business when you go to check the mail. On your doorstep is a monster egg in a basket, lovingly wrapped in soft blankets with a note saying 'Take good care of her' in fancy cursive.
What would you do?

>> No.13004925

>>13004919
Creepy ass cradle robber.

>> No.13004929

>>13004921
Make my Spider waifu omelettes for breakfast.

>> No.13004930

>>13004906
Hinezumi.
>>13004925
I wouldn't have it any other way.

>> No.13004932

>>13004929
Truly, you are the monster.

>> No.13004934

>>13004921
>egg
Hmm, so dragon, lamia or harpy.

>return to sender

>> No.13004936

>>13004921
Take it to a hospital or fire station
Thank god for safe haven laws

>> No.13004938

>>13004921
Is it a lamia? Please be a lamia.
Or a Wurm.

>> No.13004939

>>13004906
Dhampir

>> No.13004941

>>13003975
So where's the end where you reject her? I know there was one written.

>> No.13004942

>>13004934
What about echidnas?
It could be anything

>> No.13004943

>>13004932
Jokes on you when you're still incubating a joke egg, waiting for it to hatch a year later .

>> No.13004944

>>13004921
Bring the egg in, wrap it up, and make sure I took good care of her.

So what hatches from it?

>> No.13004949

>>13004942
But not all monsters born of echidnas would come from eggs.

>> No.13004950

>>13004944
Echidna.

>> No.13004952
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13004952

>>13004838

>I wish a beautiful onee-san would let me rest my head on her warm, plump thighs while she nurses me back to health...

>> No.13004953

>>13004921
Take it to the hospital, the police or the orphanage. I won't raise someone else's child.

>> No.13004956

>>13004952
He dies doesn't he?

Fucking demons, never trust them.

>> No.13004957

>>13004952
Doesn't she say she'll take his soul once he dies?

>> No.13004958

>>13004950
>A mother of all monsters abandoned her firstborn echidna daughteru

I just don't get why she'd do that. Regardless though, can't just abandon the poor girl, I'll raise her just as if she were my own daughteru, with love, care, and affection! But explaining where some Echidna egg came from to my Jabberwock waifu and convincing her to let us raise her together will be fun.

>> No.13004959

>>13004956
>>13004957
He doesn't.

>> No.13004961

I wanna feed fruit to a werebat imouto as I piggyback her.

>> No.13004967
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13004967

>>13004952
Onee-sans a best.
>>13004956
Of course he doesn't die, now cool it.

>> No.13004969

>>13004959
Two different questions faggot. I read this, I know this was a thank you for caring for her little brother, but since he wished for "that" his would be taken by her upon death, if I remember right, so I'm with >>13004956 if that's the case.

>> No.13004973

>>13004835
Kay, just re-read it...
>First part of DILLAW's story contains reference to Futa-Cheshire
>Was written a month after Truckercore Ended
And that is prophetic...how?

>> No.13004974

>>13004961
I wish Werebats had more stories.
ParkedBuggy's was the best one.

>> No.13004976

>>13004967
I'll never cool it.

Demons should never be trusted.

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>>13004969

>> No.13004979

>Working as a butler for Dragon Mistress
>End up severely sick
>Unable to work or care for my Mistress
>Someone kill me now
>Suddenly, Mistress walks in and starts taking care of me
>She smiles so gently and beautifully while feeding me and keeping me company that my heart almost stops
>I ask her why she doesn't make one of the maids do this
>"You've taken care of me so many times, I think it's fair to take care of you just this once. Rejoice, Butler, the woman you are so loyal to will make sure you get better as quickly as possible."

>> No.13004981

>>13004958
It was the hardest thing she had to do, abandoning her child. But she felt that it would be best, as they were coming for her. She had to leave, and she couldn't raise a child on the run from the mob.
She returns twenty years later to thank you and your wife for raising her.

>> No.13004983

>>13004973
That's not it, anon.
>>13004976
Don't sperg whenever they're mentioned.

>> No.13004985

>>13004979
>My heart almost stops
That about sums up how I feel now.

>> No.13004989

>>13004983
Then please, enlighten me as to what you are referring to?

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13004995

>>13004977
Yeah, I saw. Still.

>> No.13004998

>>13004985
>Anubis is violently gnawing her claws while watching this. She had the perfect chance to rape you silly, but now it's gone.

>> No.13005000

>>13004981
Well this is awkward.

>> No.13005003

>>13004998
I'd rather it be something cute, like her helping by give Mistress pointers.
Mistress would obviously not be used to taking care of some one. It is always our joy to care for her, after all.

Thus I will continue to live in my own cute little fantasies.

>> No.13005004

>>13004950
You know, with an echidna every pregnancy would be like playing the lotto.

After the first Daughteru, you never know what your gonna get

>> No.13005006

>>13005003
>Gives mistress pointers
>Spills soup on your lap
>"Oh my! Mistress, we need to get his pants off right now!"

>> No.13005008

>>13005004
What kind of monstergirl would Forrest Gump go after?

>> No.13005009

>>13005004
It's on of my favorites for that. I imagine real betting would take place on the pregnancies.

>> No.13005011

>>13004921
It's Tale of Genji time.

>> No.13005016

>>13004998
>She rapes the sick and vulnerable anon
>The constant motion makes him feel so nauseous he throws up
>All the friction combined with the body head warms him up so bad he passes out from the heat
>Can't even maintain an erection, because fucking is the last thing his body is trying to do right now
Shitty anubis is shitty.

>> No.13005017

>>13005008
A human.

Monsters want able minded and able bodied men, not people like Forrest

>> No.13005020

>>13005006
As nice as that could be...
>>13005016
While I disagree with the overall characterization, this anon has a point.

She should know well enough that a sick body needs rest to recover. And I also wouldn't want either of them to catch what I've got from unneeded...fluid exchange.

>> No.13005022

>>13005016
>>13005020
She doesn't know any better.
She needs some "education" on the matter.

>Dragon Mistress carefully and precisely feeds you soup without spilling a single drop
>Anubis is jelly

>> No.13005024

So KC talked long ago about how Dragons could come back as Zombie Dragons. Dragon family girls are esentially immortal.

>TFW your waifu is immortal and you never have to experience the pain of losing her
>But she'll experience the pain of losing you.

>> No.13005025

>>13005008
Considering the love interest of the movie: A succubus.

If it was rule 63, Forrest would be a wurm after a man slut.

>> No.13005027

>>13005022
>She needs some "education" on the matter.
Why the quotation marks? The bitch just straight up needs education. Her sopping wet vadge isn't the most important thing, and can wait untill anon is healthy again.

>> No.13005028
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>>13005022
Seriously I think that an Anubis, hired as a Head Maid by a Dragon, would be more competent than that.
And so that is the version I'll go with in my head.

No bully.

>> No.13005030

>>13005024
>But she'll experience the pain of losing you
It's like you don't know shit about MGE

>> No.13005032
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>>13005008

LT DAN! YOU GOT EIGHT LEGS!


jenn-knee and i go to-gether like peas an' carrots.

>> No.13005033

>>13005024
>Spoiler
That's why there's the "Mamono Mana Lifespan Sharing" clause.

And Liches. And mermaid blood.

>> No.13005034

>>13005017
Monsters want men, period. I'm sure mamono mana could help his addled mind.

Man on in years and young MG story when?

>> No.13005036

>>13004921
Call police. I'm not a retard to raise someone's child

>> No.13005037

>>13005028
I like her as competent too.
I also just like bullying.

>>13005027
>why the quotation marks
She needs THAT kind of education.
>wink
>wink

>> No.13005038

>>13005024
Only if they remain virgins till death.

>> No.13005040

>>13005037
You think she has enough brainpower to be able to focus on anything other than your dick? You want smart sex, go for a Lich.

>> No.13005041

>>13005034
>I'm sure mamono mana could help his addled mind.

It can, actually. That was one of the things asked in the Q&A yesterday. MAMONO MANA can cure mental illness, and fix birth defects.

>> No.13005044

>>13005024
>implying you are not dick number 1xx for her
>implying she won't find another dick the next day of your death

>> No.13005046

>>13005025
What would Bubba be?

>> No.13005047

>>13005040
Seriously. Head Maid. Hired by a Dragon. Obviously she'd be competent...

No bully.

>> No.13005048

>>13005040
She's the head maid for a reason.
It's just that since you're a man and she hasn't been around a man in so many years....

>> No.13005050

>>13005047
>>13005048
>Head maid
>Implying she's not there for any reason other than the fact that she's made for giving head.
>She's just too dumb to catch the word play and no one is cruel enough to tell her that her bossiness is actually unwarranted.
Anubutslut a dimwitted fellatrix, nothing more, nothing less.

>> No.13005051

>>13005050
I don't like you.

>> No.13005055

>>13005024
All the girls can revived if their corpse is fresh enough, or brought back as undead at almost any time by the local Lich. Zombie Dragon just happens to be special enough to warrant its own profile.

>But she'll experience the pain of losing you.
Become an incubus.
If that doesn't help, become an undead incubus.

>> No.13005057

>>13005050
No, she's the head maid.


How would one picture the Dragon Mistress?
Cause she I see her as being a Dragon Girl version of Milacle Tou

>> No.13005058

>>13005046
P'Orc

>> No.13005062

>>13005057
>No, she's the "head" maid.
FTFY

>> No.13005064

>>13005057
After what that one anon yesterday said, I'm somewhere vaguely between "Typical Hauty, Caring Mistress" and "Abridged Integra".

>> No.13005065

>>13005062
No, she's the Head Maid.
The Chief Maid.
The one Maid to rule them all.
The Master Maid.
The Maid who keeps the others in line.

>> No.13005069

>>13005055
>If that doesn't help, become an undead incubus.

This reminds me of the Lich to tried to convince her husbando to kill himself.

>> No.13005072
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I want to cuddle Auntie Yuuna's soft, fluffy tails!

>> No.13005074

>>13005065
Just ignore him anon. That's what I'm doing.

>>13005069
That was kinda jarring. But in the end, it is hard to argue...
In most cases though, it'd be a last-resort for waifus who's husbandos are on death's door.

>> No.13005077

>>13005072
Kumiho a shit.

>> No.13005078

>>13005064
I think either way it fits.
With my views and yours we'll still get haughty and Mistress material.

>> No.13005080

>>13005065
>No, she's the "Head" Maid.
>The Chief Mate.
>The one Maid to suck them all.
>The Masturbating Maid.
>The Maid who fucks all the others in the line.

>>13005074
>Ignorethe bully and his bullying will stop
Not so long as I have nothing better to do, it won't. Anubis a smelly girl who cant only get the most infirm of men.

>> No.13005083

>>13005078
Indeed so.
I may seriously actually wind up writing something like this...

I wonder if that one anon who mentioned being "Motivated" by last night's stuff wound up starting anything?

>> No.13005084
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13005084

How stretchy are faeries?

>> No.13005087

>>13005080
If you've got nothing better to do then why not try writfagging?

>> No.13005089

>>13005077
You a shit.
Auntie Yuuna is pure and sweet.

>> No.13005090
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>>13005089
Why is she so perfect?

This is how you draw Christmas Cakes

>> No.13005094

>>13005087
I'm already writefagging. I'm shitposting about werewolves with sandier vaginas than normal and writing, alternating when one takes my interest.

>> No.13005096

>>13005084
As stretchy as Luffy.

>> No.13005097

>>13005083
I'm right here, still.
Of course I didn't start yet due to the fact that I received bad news about my mother last thread. You know know that I'm MGK guy/SC.

>> No.13005099

>>13005090
She is so perfect because aunt-nephew incest is the purest form of love.
And Auntie Yuuna is olev itself.
She'll teach her nephew how to treat a woman and how to slake his lust on her sinful body...

>> No.13005105

>>13005090
Would try my hardest to impregnate/10.

>> No.13005108

>>13005090

Is that from an actual doujin?

>> No.13005110

>tfw want to writefag but everytime I do can't figure out what kind of monster girl to use
Instead of being wishy washy, I'll let the thread choose.

>> No.13005111

>>13005090
She's not pregnant.

I must fix this travesty

>> No.13005112

>>13005097
Oh right, right, I recall seeing that post. Apologies, bad memory.

My condolences. I hope you're able to spend whatever remaining time you can with her.
My own mother passed away very suddenly, suffocating in her sleep with no warning. I'll never stop regretting that the last conversation I can recall having with her, was asking for her credit card.
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>> No.13005113

>>13005105
>>13005111
She would let you, too.
She's never had a child before, but if it's with you...

>>13005110
Ushi-Oni.

>> No.13005114

>>13005110
Werebat

>> No.13005116

>>13005110
Mantango

>> No.13005121

>>13005113
Well, she's gonna have a litter or two when I through with her.

>> No.13005122

>>13005110
Well what are you good at writing?

>> No.13005126

Nyanon if you're there.

You motherfucker i'm suffering because of you and doing a Dormouse short

>> No.13005128

>>13005110
Holstaur. Yeti. Weersheep. New girl.

>> No.13005130

>>13005090

Rather then christmas cake I'd rather have her be my wife when we're both young and have her turn into this when we're both older.

>> No.13005131

>>13005112
I hope so too.
She's been struggling and suffering for two years since she got cancer, and an extremely aggressive one at that.

Anyway, taking my mind off of that for now, what color should Dragon's hair be?
I'm leaning on black due to my mental interpretation of her.

>> No.13005132

>>13005121
She would love nothing more, dear nephew.


B-but, are you sure you want an old hag like her? Surely you have something better to do with your time than waste it with a busted old fox.

>> No.13005134

>>13005131
Black is quite elegant. Maybe with a faint red hue or undertones?

>> No.13005138

>>13005110
Kejourou.
Devil has more writefaggotry than her.

>> No.13005139

>>13005110
Lich.
Gandharva.

>> No.13005140

>>13005134
Pure black is best, but a red hue would be quite fitting and go quite well with it.

>> No.13005144

>>13005028
I'm going to leave my shoes under a coffee table just so she has to bend under to pick them up and I can swat her ass
I don't even own a fucking coffee table

>> No.13005147

>>13005138
Gauf is doing a story on her right now, if you're interested.

>>13005130
She'll be your wife whenever you want, dear nephew.

>> No.13005148

>>13005110
>>13005114
Seconding this.

>> No.13005152

>>13005147
Oh. Good.
Than I'll get back to my own shit.

>> No.13005153

>>13005140
My thoughts precisely.

>> No.13005157

>>13005126
I'm sorry, but thank you.

>> No.13005158

>>13005153
We'll need to consult the dragon slut and even dragon slut that makes the other one look like a catholic school Alp.

>> No.13005161

>>13005148
Admittedly, it's coming along pretty slow.

I'm a bit surprised people liked Yuuna so much, given that it's my least read story. Is it something about foxes?

>> No.13005165

>>13005158
Uh, I am the first Dragonslut you speak of.

>> No.13005168

>>13005165
Then where's the other one?

>> No.13005169

>>13005161
Probably because lewd aunt incest hasn't been seen before and it tickles some kinks.

>> No.13005175

>>13005168
I don't know, off wearing a naked apron, bending over to entice his mistress?

>> No.13005177

>>13005169
Seen here before, at least.

>> No.13005181

>>13005158
even dragon slut that makes the other one look like a catholic school Alp here, it really depends on the scales and her skin tone as to which hair color compliments her. Often times it's best for the hair color to match the scale color, though complimentary colors do work in our favor here. I for one am a massive slut for Jabberwocks, so their Purple goes great with their purple scales and chocolate skin.

So I say unless it's a red dragon, you can never go wrong with black. Black is the perfect dominant color, something I'd love to run my hands through as I tend to it.

>> No.13005184

>>13005132
Anon.

That old fox is fluffy and adorable.

The question isn't "would I?", it's "who would stop me?"

>> No.13005185

How much content is made about your monsterfu? Wurm lover here, they used to be kind of unpopular but now there is a lot and I'm really happy about it.

>> No.13005190

>>13005069
>Anon just do it
But it would hurt. A lot!
>Scared as you are, you'll bleed out in thirty seconds, two minutes, tops
Can't you wait for me to die naturally?
>I may be an immortal lich, but my time is still precious, and I want to spend as much time as I can with you. Your being alive is getting in the way of that.
But...
>Here, I'll show you
>She takes the six inch blade from his hand and jams it into her heart
>See? Easy peasy, like when I was alive, just make sure you tilt it sid-
>She's cut off as anon promptly pulls the knife out, and slaps her
>? What was that for?
Don't you EVER, do something so foolish again!
>Anon, I can't feel pain. I'm not hurt, why are you so angry?
>He holds her in a vice-like grip
>You're shaking
>She returns the "hug"
Can't you see how precious YOU are to ME? I never want you to hurt yourself
>But anon-
No
>He pushes her down and begins ravishing her, his eyes fixed on her wound
>She looks up at his face, more rage than lust, and raises her hand to his face
Well? Is it better?
>I think my heart, still needs mending
>Hours later anon lies asleep on top of the lich, mainly because oh her magic. Her wounds completely healed
>...
>Well, I suppose, there are some advantages to dealing with the living

>> No.13005191
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13005191

Kumihos that become human suffer from a series of curses
1) the get a guilty conscience
2) they live for at most 60 years after wards
3) they lose their magic powers
4) criminal record for their crimes
5) their offspring are human
Most Kumihos as a result of learning about this have given up their quest to become human and as such do not consume the essence of men.
Many Kumihos left Korea and migrated around the far east even so far as to go to Japan.

If they live a normal life as a Kumiho, they retain their 9 tails, the ability to hide said tails but hold the distinctive markings on their face resembling whiskers regardless of what form they are in ( this last part is written as uncertain), are able to maintain their magic powers, and give birth to either Kumiho or human offspring.

About 4-500 years ago an incident took place in what is now Northern Korea in which their ancestral home was destroyed causing a few number of them to turn against men.

I will post more on this as I finish studying more about them

>> No.13005194

>>13005175
That sick, dedicated man.

>>13005181
I see.
So black hair would be overall a very good choice. Maybe she could be a black dragon or a dark green one?
We need more ideas here.

>> No.13005198

>>13005191
>Most Kumihos as a result of learning about this have given up their quest to become human and as such do not consume the essence of men.
>hold the distinctive markings on their face resembling whiskers regardless of what form they are in
League of legends isn't canon.


>their offspring are human
And thank the chief god for that, or Auntie Yuuna wouldn't be your real aunt!

>> No.13005201

>>13005185
Hard to say. She usually gets mentioned whenever there's a mass thread clean-up.

>dat moment when I'm suddenly asked to copy and past long strands of code just to work the captcha.

>> No.13005203

>>13005089
She's a man slaying whore who sucked dry who knows how many guys before reaching her peak. Kumiho a shit!

>> No.13005204

>>13005198
This is not from league of legends

>> No.13005207

>>13005185
Crow Tengu. They're in a weird place where they're not totally forgotten, and get some content, but not too much. I'm surprised that there's another guy who likes them.

>> No.13005209

>>13005184
W-well then...
So lewd. Treat your aunt kindly, anon.
>>13005185
Ha, no. Sandworm never gets any content.
>>13005203
>whore
Auntie yuuna is a virgin, anon.

>>13005204
Well seeing as those are only seen in League of Legends, yes it is.
Kumiho don't 'give up their quest to become human', because if not they never reach the afterlife.
Additionally, Kumiho don't get 'whiskers', they get weird eyes or hidden tails in human form.

>> No.13005213

>>13005194
What about something like a slightly darkened turquoise, or a darker shade of blue?

I think such a scale color would look good with her black hair, while also helping to bring out the subtle red hue, if you choose to go with that.

>> No.13005214

>>13004759
Sumo Jinko and Sumo Oni

>> No.13005215

>>13005209
It is not clear in this text if they get the whisker markings in human form, I mentioned that see the ( ) .

>> No.13005220

>>13005215
You're copy/pasting from league, since that's the only source I can find those markings from.
I'd recommend a different source than a bunch of American developers.

>> No.13005223

>>13005209
>900 year old kumiho virgin

You know kumiho tempt men with sex right? In all those years, she never once did the did? Nigga you cray.

>> No.13005225

>>13005220
Tell you what, you go ahead and think that.
I'm done talking to you.

>> No.13005231

>>13005223
>You know kumiho tempt men with sex right? In all those years, she never once did the did? Nigga you cray.
How about you read the actual story? She repeatedly mentions that.

>>13005225
Okay, keep being wrong then. Not my problem, just don't tell people the wrong things.

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>>13005185
I keep track of all the Jabberwock content, no matter how bad. Stories, pictures, everything. And soon I will commission countless art for her and eventually a body pillow of her.

That is my dream. And one day, she'll be real, I just know it. I'll find a way to be with my waifu, no matter the cost, because I love her.

>> No.13005240

>>13005185
People give Ushi-Oni a lot of shit, but she's a good girl.
Such is life.

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>>13005234
Anon…

>> No.13005249

>>13005234
Wow you are a sad sack of shit.

Just accept she won't be real anon, it will be better for you in the end.

>> No.13005251

>>13005213
A darkish shade of blue? Interesting.
So she's darkish blue dragon, with black hair and optional subtle red hue, and a super haughty attitude?
Can we think of anything else? Beauty marks? Nice titties?
Haughty levels so high that she is a megalomaniac and calls everyone her servants even if they don't work for her?

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>> No.13005255

>>13005234
Ah, I know this feel.
Shame I had to put my own daki plans on hold...

>>13005247
>>13005249
Listen to them not. Let men be to dream.

>> No.13005256

>>13005185
Holstaur.
>>13005234
I'm in the exact same boat as this guys, just a different section.

>> No.13005258

>>13005234
You know what we need? More Jack.

>> No.13005259

>>13005255
>daki
Anubis fucker?

>> No.13005260

>>13005240
Through. The. Floor.

>> No.13005262

>>13005255
Escapism is not healthy

>> No.13005263

>>13005231
Funny how you defend her chastity and don't seem to care about those she killed.

>> No.13005265

>>13005234
Did you read my Jabberwock greentext, anon?
What did you think?

>> No.13005266

>>13005251
Yeah, that sounds pretty good.

I think a nice, curvacious body is just to be expected. Full, rounded, perky breasts, perhaps indeed with a beauty mark on one, visible when she wears outfits made to show off her cleavage.

I think it would be interesting if say, she called most everyone something like "Peons" or "Commoners", and actually used "Servants" to decree a certain level of respect. After all, they are HER servants, above the common rabble.

>> No.13005267

>>13005240
>she's a good girl

I'll take bullshit for 500 Alex.

>> No.13005268

>>13005263
Oh, she's a monster.
She's a virgin monster, though.

>>13005260
I don't see a problem here. Bring on the pelvis bruising!

>> No.13005269

>>13004759
Holst.
Just think of all of that softness.

>> No.13005270

>>13005234
Are you that guy who's obsessed with MGK's Jabberwock and her wocks?

>> No.13005272

>>13005258
Draw a Dragon masturbating on a pile of gold coins?

>> No.13005274

>>13005209
Sandworm is one of the few MGs with it's own hentai doujin so I don't know what you mean by "no content."

>> No.13005275

>>13005258
I could use some Jack Daniels.

>> No.13005276

>>13005267
But she loves you, anon, even if you're too slow witted to realize how much!
She'll share all her love with you, over and over again.
Because she loves you.

>> No.13005279

>>13005259
Hello.

>>13005262
If it's all you do with your life, sure.
But escapist fantasies are not bad on their own, so long as you don't let them completely consume you.

>> No.13005280

>>13005268
>kumiho and ushi oni

Holy shit taste.

>> No.13005281

>>13005276
I know someone who would like to disagree with you.

>> No.13005283

>>13005258
she's becoming best wonderland in vengeance for me, I agree.

>> No.13005284

>>13005258
What is Jack

>> No.13005287

>>13005276
Fuck no!

>> No.13005288

>>13005283
Sorry bud. No one is beating thrish

>> No.13005289

>>13005266
I think minions and peasants would work a little better for anything that isn't her servant.

>> No.13005290

>>13005274
One doujin, yes. Ah, that made me feel good inside when I saw it.

Especially when I saw a baby sandworm. My heart!.
Still, there are like, no stories with her.


>>13005280
>>13005287
Just because someone has a different taste than you doesn't mean their taste is bad, anon. Ushi-Oni is a fine girl, and Kumiho is... questionable but still okay.

>> No.13005292

>>13005191
Actually this Anon is right,
>>13005220
I have recently been reading up on Kumihos and there is no mention of facial markingsthat you speak of, and as far as I know it is only Ahri from LoL that has those.

The curse part is mostly right.but yeah that seems way too close to LoL mythos

>> No.13005293

>>13005288
at least jack has all her fingers

>> No.13005296

>>13005240
Ushi-Oni gets a decent amount of content, but the threadcannon "death by pelviseration" crap makes less writefags want to do anything with them. As far as art goes, the issue is her design is too much for the drawfags that specialize in more cosplay-tier girls.

>> No.13005297

>>13005279
You've been going o your AA meetings right?
You haven't been whoring yourself out to CC Anubises again, right?

>> No.13005298

>>13005289
I'd say that sounds suitable.

Peons, Commoners, Rabble, Minions, Peasants...whatever you think works best along those lines.

>> No.13005302

>>13005297
>CC
Not my type.

I go for Anubi my own age.

>> No.13005304

>>13005296
>but the threadcannon "death by pelviseration"
So fucking stupid.
Ushi-Oni is just rough and lustful, not vicious.
She would pin you down and fuck you through the floor but never try to hurt you. Besides, Demonic Energy wouldn't allow it anyway.

>> No.13005305

>>13005268
You sound like otaku who get buttshit mad when their million year old goddess waifu revealed to be unvirgin
Pathetic

>> No.13005306

>>13005190
This is dumb. that's not how people react. First of all, she's already dead. Take the knife away from her surely, because you don't like to see her harming her body, but that slap was completely unnecessary. She wasn't actually hurting herself. fuck she was perfectly rational there, why would you slap her? How was it foolish? It's like sliding a safety pin in between the layers of your skin. Doesn't hurt, doesn't matter. And unless there's some serious trauma going on, like he watched his last love commit sudoku by stabbing herself through the heart, there's no reason for him to begin shaking. And even if you were that mad and scared, the next response isn't to immediately push her down and put the dick in. Who does that? Even if you did go from
>I'm scared and angry, and my waifu has a hole in her heart,
to
>welp, time to give it the dick
Staring fixedly at the wound is a stupid thing to do. Just why?
>Well I suppose there are some advantages
No. she's be just straight up confused as fuck by her bipolar husbando. This post and scenario is so full of why, I just... why?

>> No.13005308

>>13005290
Poor man, he's delirious from the pelvis cracking. I'll pray the gods take pity on you and send a nice Angel girl your way.

>> No.13005309

>>13005305
>Literally mentioned in the story
>b-but she's not a virgin b-because i s-s-say so!

>> No.13005312

>>13005308
>Loli angel over Valkyrie
Wow, and you were talking about shit taste?

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>>13005298
Okay, so prideful and lordly/haughty....
What else is there to think of?

>> No.13005316

>>13005305
Do you mean kannagi?
Gawds I remember that retard that ended up being arrested for what he did to the mangaka.

>> No.13005317

>>13005304
Demonic energy would keep her body from hurting yours, but her putting you through the floor would still fuck you up

>not vicious

Whatever you say Ushi.

>> No.13005318

>>13005247
>>13005249
I've lost track of when i first joined these threads, back when TF dumped chapters and they were about the manga. I've made countless OCs and stories, I'm already lost to the escapism and wallowing in patheticness. At least having a waifu makes me feel like I have purpose, as well as the belief that one day I'll wake up next to her loving face and she'll tell me the past so many years of my life were just a bad dream and my life can really start by her side.

>>13005265
Which one? The Onee-san one or the one where the Jabberwock asks a boy on a date? Both were great and I have them saved in Word documents.

>>13005270
Yes. Lilim is a pretty nice girl too, she my pity and sympathy because I can relate to her. She's not Jabberwock though.

>> No.13005321

>>13005312
>doesn't like loli

Mamono Mana
Wonderland Cake

Didn't think to say Valkyrie as they seem reserved for heroes.

>> No.13005323

>>13005318
Is there any MGK that isn't Jabberwock or Lilim that you like?

>> No.13005324

>>13005313
Not sure...clothes she likes to wear?

Sort of activities she spends her days doing?

Also what kind of setting were you thinking? Medieval? Rustic? Or more contemporary?

>> No.13005325
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irc://irc.rizon.net/monstergirls

>> No.13005329

I am sorry if this has already been covered, but do the effects of CC cakes stack upon each other, or is it like one does it and the others are just useless calories?

>> No.13005330

>>13005309
I don't read cc or shota shit
But just the thought about a creauture designed for sex being virgin for 900 years is retarded as fuck

>> No.13005331

>>13005325
Holy fuck, that's adorable
I just want to hold her and comfort her nervousness

>> No.13005334

>>13005306
Calm your tits son.

>> No.13005340

>>13005234
Keep dreaming Anon.
Maybe one day your wish will come true.

>> No.13005341

>>13005329
See >>13004688

>> No.13005342

>>13005334
I'm not angry or un-calm, just supremely confused and mildly disturbed.

>> No.13005343

>>13005318
Consider suicide

>> No.13005344

>>13005325
I don't want to go anon.

I'll feel like a stupid asshole.

>> No.13005345

>>13005309
By the way, you're arguing with someone else.

>> No.13005346

>>13005342
>mildly disturbed
Aren't we all

>> No.13005350

>>13005341
So, useless calories, got it.

>> No.13005351

>>13005324
Like what Milacle Tou wore in Rance 9 would be good in my opinion. A simple, back dress with feather on it.

>> No.13005352

>>13005342
Isn't it great to be alive?

>> No.13005355

>>13005316
Some otaku beat kannagi mangaka? Hillarious

>> No.13005357

>>13005350
She's gonna be soft anon.

The question is how soft.

>> No.13005361

>>13005297
>show up to AA meetings weekly
>do the same act every week
Oh my! I seem to have my pants at my house!
Well darn, isn't that just the worst luck! And my car keys were in my pants! I sure hope some good samaritan can give me a ride back to my house!
>Usually get 'raped' on the spot. Sometimes an Anubis takes me home and we have cuddlesex.

Such is life in Monstergirl City.

>> No.13005362

>>13005306
Do you honestly not understand?

>> No.13005363

>>13005302
Muh nigga
CC is disgusting shit

>> No.13005364

>>13005357
Well, of course she was going to be soft. I was just showing that I understand the consequences of CC cake overdose.

>> No.13005365

>>13005361
How do you even make it to the meetings pantsless without getting raped by random MGs?

>> No.13005366

>>13005138

I want to see more Kejourou drawings

one where she looks at the viewer with a "come hither" sort of smile with her arms and hair outstretched like an incoming hug

>> No.13005367

>>13005361
What's so great about anubi?

>> No.13005368

>>13005329
After the initial transformation brought about by the first slice of CC cake, it begins to have an effect on both the mind and hair growth. the second slice is known to cause rapid hair growth, resulting in long, soft fluffy hair. About half of these cases result in natural drills. The third slice has a profound psychological effect on the mind, and the subject is prone to beginning most sentences with the work "Ara" Any mirth can only be expressed by the giggle "ufufu" And despite previous disposition, a calm confidence and warm care begins to infuse throughout the subject's personality. Strong traits remain, but in the case of violent traits, archetypes such as being "thugdere" demonstrate a softening, unless in scenarios where that violent potential is brought out in order to protect a loved one.

>>13005346
>>13005352
I guess

>>13005362
I honestly, don't understand. Do you think that this is the way a rational person reacts to situations?

>> No.13005372

>>13005351
>Had to google what that even is
Yeah, that looks pretty good. If I'm looking at the right thing, I especially like kind of the lacy-looking chest of the dress.

>> No.13005373

>>13005363
>CC
>Disgusting
>22 to thirty year old women are disgusting

Is this nigga serious?

>> No.13005379

>>13005363
I wouldn't go that far, but they are far from my preference. I like a girl my own age, whom I can share in all things.

>>13005367
I don't have to sit here and explain my love of mai waifu to you.

>>13005373
CC generally means a woman of 30+ years of age, who has had no major romantic interactions in her life.

>> No.13005380

>>13005317
>but her putting you through the floor would still fuck you up
Demonic energy.
It's stupid and hugboxy but that's how it works.

>> No.13005383

>>13005379
>CC generally means a woman of 30+ years of age, who has had no major romantic interactions in her life.
No it doesn't. It's unmarried woman nearing or already passed the age of 25.

>> No.13005384

>>13005379
>30+
But that's wrong, anon.
CC means an unmarried woman older than 25.

>> No.13005386

How would MGC deal with incredibly dense men?

I turned down twins when I was 16 and didn't notice it until years later..

>> No.13005387

>>13005386
>Incredibly dense
Either you succumb to someone's charms or you get literally raped.

>> No.13005389

>>13005365
You drive there and hide the keys somewhere before being raped.

>>13005367
The answer to that varies from person to person. I like the potential for warm cuddling and legos.

>> No.13005390

>>13005383
>>13005384
Eh, the definition varies. 25 is generally considered the minimum.

The term originates because "Christmas Cakes aren't eaten after Christmas", which is the 25th. So really, 25 would still be good. 26 would be the minimum for "Christmas Cake" status, though in my mind people would still be willing to eat it for a couple days after Christmas, so therefore, 30.

But if you want to go absolute minimum, then it's a woman who's 26 or older. Still, point of having had no major romantic relationships in her life.

>> No.13005391

>>13005368
>>13005306
Allright.

>that's not how people react
Different people, different reactions

>but that slap was completely unnecessary
You've never been cuddle slapped before? Ever? Not like it hurt her anyway.

>there's no reason for him to begin shaking.
Again, different thresholds for seeing those you love hurt. Some mothers give you a band aid, some call and ambulance, get it?

> the next response isn't to immediately push her down and put the dick in.
Monstergirls anon, healing through the dick.

>Staring fixedly at the wound is a stupid thing to do. Just why?
Concern.

>No. she's be just straight up confused as fuck by her bipolar husband
Passion anon, she enjoyed his passion. The dead don't feel.

>> No.13005395

>>13005386
>Spoiler
OH NOT YOU AGAIN.

>> No.13005396

>>13005390
Who even eats cake for christmas lmoa

>> No.13005397

>>13005390
>Eh, the definition varies
No, it doesn't. You're just backpedaling poorly.

>> No.13005398

>>13005386
Don't know man.

I have the romantic awareness of a rock.

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>>13005372
Was what you saw like this?

>> No.13005400

>>13005399
Yes. Looks quite nice.

>> No.13005402

>>13005395
Who?

>> No.13005404

>>13005386
Dense men aren't allowed entry. Do you think MGC doesn't know about that paladin and the succubus. They suck the libido out of them.

>> No.13005405

>>13005391
I've never been slapped.
>The dead don't feel
Bullshit. that's just your own headcanon

Your reactions are unrealistic and highly overblown

>> No.13005407

>>13005396
I dunno. I never have a made-for-Christmas cake.

>>13005397
>Backpedaling poorly
How so? I explained my reasoning and logic behind the concept and slang.

>> No.13005408

>>13005400
Okay then.
The lacy chest would look very good on her, and give her a rather appealing look.

>> No.13005409

>>13005407
>How so? I explained my reasoning and logic behind the concept and slang.

You're changing established slang because someone called you out.
Christmas cake does NOT mean 30+, it means any woman over the age of 25 who is unmarried.

>> No.13005410

>>13005402
I recall a while back that a semi-frequent topic was "Are we dense?", and one guy kept fucking mentioning how he turned down twins who came onto him, and he didn't realize it.

>> No.13005415

>>13005405
Liches don't at least. They are cold and clinical, since they're emotionless.

>Your reactions are unrealistic and highly overblown

If you say so.

>> No.13005420

>>13005409
And what makes your interpretation any more valid than mine?

I said 30+ because that's the age I heard when I first heard the term "Christmas Cake" years ago. Other people have clearly heard it differently, and it really doesn't make much of a difference to me.

I don't get why you're getting so ass-blasted over the difference between 26+ and 30+.

>> No.13005421

>>13005410
That might've been me, can you give me some more details? I forget stuff a lot.

>> No.13005424

>>13005410
I'm not dense. I once had a girl do a dance for me in High School, put her pussy inches from my face, she wanted me to fuck her bad. Problem was, small town, no car. Don't regret it though, she was pregnant by the time school ended.

>> No.13005425

>>13005415
>They are cold and clinical
They are cold and clinical, but I don't think it's because they're emotionless, rather they suppress their emotions in favour of SCIENCE. It's not like they have none, it's just not the focus. And that's bullshit cannon anyway.
>But if the phylactery is damaged, the soul returns to their body.

What kind of husbando fuck with his waifu's soul container?

>> No.13005427

>>13005420
>And what makes your interpretation any more valid than mine?
Because that's the generally accepted slang and once again, you're changing it because you cannot be wrong in your eyes? It has always been 25+, not whatever age you want it to be because you were wrong.

>> No.13005428

>>13005425
What if that soul container was a REALLY good onahole?

>> No.13005430

>>13005425
>And that's bullshit cannon anyway.
Why?

>> No.13005432

>>13005427
I'm just saying, 30+ is how I first heard it. I really don't care if you think that's "Wrong".

I'm fairly certain that 25 isn't counted though, since the cake is still good on Christmas.

>> No.13005435

>>13005432
>I'm just saying, 30+ is how I first heard it. I really don't care if you think that's "Wrong".

Go look it up.
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_cake#Japanese_term_for_an_unmarried_woman

>> No.13005436

>>13005420
>And what makes your interpretation any more valid than mine?
What day is Christmas?

>> No.13005437

>>13005420
It's autism anon, pure autism. Best to just leave it be

>>13005425
>They are cold and clinical, but I don't think it's because they're emotionless, rather they suppress their emotions in favour of SCIENCE

I like this idea, a Lich is supposed to be super buried in their work anyway, and if she's purely about science she may make some tough ethical decisions, thus requiring suppressed emotions

>> No.13005438

>>13005427
Quit arguing with that idiot. He got [X] Told. Now he's backpedalling. He'll stubbornly deny to you how he's still right no matter how wrong he is.

>> No.13005439

>>13005323
Eh, I guess Salamander and Hellhound are both cool, and they're older. So is the Shirohebi, who I think is underrated. But neither are Jabberwocks, nor do they have her rocking wocks or Onee-san personality.

>>13005343
You've say that like I've never considered that. Monster Girl Waifus have kept me from suicide. Mamono Energy works.

>> No.13005441

>>13005436
I already explained my mentality on that in an earlier post.

>>13005435
Okay? Again, 30 is just how I heard it first ages ago. I really don't care if I'm "Wrong" or not. Do you want a cookie for being "Right" or something?

>> No.13005444

>>13005441
Then don't call them 'christmas cakes' if you're going to use the wrong definition. You're going to confuse people with your own stubborn refusal to accept the truth.

>> No.13005445
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So /mgt/. What is your favorite flavor of Dragon?

>> No.13005446

>>13005445
All of them

>> No.13005447

>>13005445
Chocolate Thesaurus.

>> No.13005450

>>13005446
Sluuuuut!

>> No.13005453

>>13005445
The one that says nice things to me.

>> No.13005454

>>13005444
It's 26+ regardless anon, so it's not like a woman who's 30+ and hasn't gotten married ISN'T a Christmas Cake.

She's just not the minimum. Minimum for Christmas Cake is 26, I get it, perfectly clear, you can stop now.

>> No.13005455

>>13005446
Rainbow Dragon then?

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>>13005445

>> No.13005457

>>13005450
I'm not picky anon.

I will cuddle the one that takes me.

>> No.13005458

>>13005445
Out of that picture?

All of them.

>> No.13005459

>>13005430
I still wouldn't fuck it
>>13005428
Because a lich is a sorcerer sustained by magic and her Phylactary. Her body can be destroyed completely, but over time, she can gather enough magic to restore it because her soul is safe. You break that container and she dies. I don't know if you can even put her soul back in her body. I mean her body is dead. If you put a soul in it, does she and her soul die? Either way, a Lich with her soul not in her Phylactery isn't a lich, just a sorcerer maybe dead maybe alive based purely on magic bullshittery.

My first introduction to a Lich was Warcraft, and in that lore, you need to destroy the phylactery to kill the lich. So busting it up just to put your dick in it seems absurdly risky. Akin to cutting open your living waifu's chest just so that you can fuck your waifu's heart.

>> No.13005460

>>13005445
The dark skinned one.

>> No.13005461

>>13005456
>Salamander Palette Dragon
ALL OF MY YES.

>> No.13005462

>>13005445
Sleepy sleepy Espinas.
Frontier a shit, but muh sleepy dragon vag.

>> No.13005463

>>13005455
Sure

>> No.13005464

Can you both shut the fuck up already about what age Christmas caking begins?

>> No.13005466

>>13005445
Chocolate

>> No.13005467

>>13005445
Lunastra
Tigrex
White Fatalis

>> No.13005468

>>13005464
What if there is a Christmas Cake inside all of us?

>> No.13005469

>>13005464
We have, anon.
He's acknowledged his wrongness in his definition, and the argument is over.

>> No.13005470

>>13005445

Vanilla.

I don't like chocolate.

>> No.13005471
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"It's starting to get late, Anon. How about you come get in bed?"

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>>13005456
My only regret is that there's only two drawings of chibi, pouting Monster Girls.

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>>13005459
>My first introduction to a Lich was Warcraft

>> No.13005476

>>13005471
Motherfucker it's 8pm.

Fucking fishes I swear.

>> No.13005477

>>13005459
>In that lore
In nearly all lores.
Liches can't regenerate after you destroy their phylactery because that's where they keep their soul.

>> No.13005478

>>13005474
And they're both mai waifu, so I'm pretty damn happy about it.

>> No.13005481

>>13005474
It's a shame.
>>13005461
To be fair I'm sure red and brown fit anything at this point.

>> No.13005482

>>13005471
This is what I should expect for staying at a Beach Resort in MGC I guess.

>> No.13005483

>>13005445
Whichever one won't belittle me.

>> No.13005487

>>13005483
Some pure White Dragon I guess.

>> No.13005488

>>13005445
The deredere kind.
Preferably blue or gold.

>> No.13005491

>>13005456
>Passionate Red Dragon who lets her emotions get the better of her, but loves you more than any other.

Mah nigga.

>> No.13005492

>>13005471
No thanks, I don't want to smell like fish.

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>>13005476
>>13005482
>>13005492
You're all remarkably calm for people who have A FUCKING 'MAN-EATING' SHARK IN THEIR BED.

>> No.13005510

>>13005503

Oh lawd.

>> No.13005514

>>13005503
I'd let her eat me, if you know what I mean.

>> No.13005515

>>13004838
>be sick all day
>call out of work today
>sleep in until noon
>wake up to knocking on your door
>actually it's more like someone's kicking it in
>get to the door and open it
>It's that crazy bitch of a mantis girl
>she just stands outside the cornerstore you work at and sells drugs
>she hangs out with a bear girl that never talks
>oh she's right behind her at your door
>"Anon! What the fuck! Why did you not call me? You could've at least texted Silent Bonnie you stupid fuck!"
"Hey Jackie, nice to see you too."
At this point you've pretty much given up on her moving on, they always somehow get in your house anyway.
>"Anon, let's us come inside, we got you some soup and some booze to shit on that cold you got boy!"

>> No.13005516

>>13005503
Their tail is a giant weak spot, they'll turn into your sweet cuddlebug if you give it a nice rubbing.

Same with dolphin girls.
Thugdere shark girls are olev anyway

>> No.13005522

>>13005514
>tfw no rough-loving femdom Shark Girl. To abuse you as she rapes you.

>> No.13005526

>>13005522
Does she at least love you?

>> No.13005527

>>13005526
Is there anon love anon?

I only go with girls who love me.

>> No.13005529

>>13005526
Of course, she just finds you cute when you're frightened and roughed up.

>> No.13005532

>>13005527
>>13005526
Misquoted like a moron. Was ment for >>13005522

>> No.13005533

>>13005471
No thanks
Sharks freak me out

>> No.13005534

>>13005529
Does she apologize if she gets too rough?

>> No.13005537

>>13005475
I guess more accurately my first introduction was LotR, but I didn't realise Sauron was a Lich until wc explained the concept to me. I never DnD'd so it's not like there were many other ways for me to hear about it.

>> No.13005538

>>13005534
Well, yeah.
She's not evil, anon. She'll cuddle you and clean you up and love you.

>> No.13005540

>>13005503
Mamono mana. They're man "eating" sharks. The sexy kind. Also she's in my room and not ambushing me, so I must've been okay with her.

>> No.13005541

>>13005537
Mine was heroes 3.

>> No.13005542

>>13005445
Petite

>> No.13005543

>>13005515
Okay, I chuckled. Nice one, anon

>> No.13005544

>>13005534
Sure, she just gets excited when she smells blood. She can't help her predatory instincts. You're her favorite and personal prey.

>> No.13005570 [DELETED] 

Ok anon,

A magic hobo has appeared and, due to the laws of the universe, he is requiring you to make a decision and get a girl.

After this he will leave with his magic hobo whiskey and never bother you with questions like these again.

Do you pick

A: Favorite MG with Favorite Personality, that won't try and murder you, (Dandere, Kuudere, Imouto), buuuuut has your least favorite body type (CC, Loli, Muscle)

Or

Least favorite MG with least favorite personality but has a rocking body you love.

You can't change the personalities or bodies afterwards so if you pick a girl dobson would be proud of then she is gonna be that size forever.

Final one anons.

Choose.

>> No.13005573

>>13005570
You should get new material.

>> No.13005574

>>13005570
Fuck off.

We had this before you faggot.

>> No.13005603

>>13005570

Jokes on him I don't have a least favorite body type.

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>"Didn't your mother tell you not to wander around here at night, kid?"

>> No.13005610

>>13005607
But I live here.

>> No.13005613

>>13005610
>"Exactly."

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>>13005607
But I'm not wandering, I'm running.

>> No.13005617

>>13005570
>It's that time again
>Time to ask the exact same questions
Fuck off, Lich. You tried this last time by trapping us in an alternate reality in which we always found ourselves in clubs with various girls slapping our asses. I'm not falling for your shit again.

>> No.13005618

>>13005607
She did. I never listen. I regret nothing.

>> No.13005619

>>13005607

My mom's dead. Thanks assholes.

>> No.13005622

>>13005619
>Anon was then cuddled by two very sorry monsters

Good thinking anon!

>> No.13005628

>>13005615
look she has a seal, she is safe guys!

>> No.13005633

>>13005613
Well, yea.

I mean this is my house.

Why are you in....oh.

>> No.13005636

>>13005615
>running
>from an ushi-oni
>that filename
I like the way you think.

>> No.13005639

>>13005607
I-I don't want any trouble!

>> No.13005646

>>13005639
Anon that just makes them hornier.

>> No.13005653

>>13005628
>Free from fear, you decide to give the Ushi-Oni a hug
>After all, one wearing a high quality seal is bound to be nice and friendly, right?
>You wrap yourself in her grasp
>She sniffs your neck, but is otherwise seemingly normal
>You note how tight and comforting the hugh is
>Perhaps a little too tight
>Hey, you can't seem to get out
>You then notice markings on the side of the seal that make your blood run cold as you realize what a terrible mistake you made
>"Made in China"

>> No.13005654

>>13005615
>Climb up a telephone pole.
>She circles it like a shark, occasionally ramming into it trying to shake you loose.
>Try not to cry out of fear.
>Cry out of fear.

>> No.13005656

>>13005515
More adventures of Jackie and Silent Bonnie when?

>> No.13005657

>>13005654
Climbing to get away from a spider
Dumbass

>> No.13005658

>>13005639
>I-I don't want any trouble!
>>13005646
>Anon that just makes them hornier.

Man part of me wants to rapebait myself
>D-Don't rape me, please, I'm still a virgin!
>I-I swore I'd only have sex with the woman I marry, i-if you do this, you'd have to take responsibility, you know?

>> No.13005662

>>13005515
>>13005656
My only question is, why is Jackie a mantis, of all MGs?

>> No.13005665

>>13005658
And then bully them when it turns out I was a wizard all along
>*Unsheathes magic*
>*Teleports dick*
>"Pssh... nothin personnel, ladies."
>*tips wand and moonwalks away*

>> No.13005667

>>13005646
This is my plan. Then they take me to their apartment and rape me while I act afraid and innocent.

>> No.13005669

>>13005662
What not? What would be better?

>> No.13005673

>>13005667
If they get pregnant who needs to take responsibility?

>> No.13005677

>>13005653
>Thinking a sealed Ushi is safe
It just means they're regularly insanely horny.

>> No.13005678

>>13005673
They do, for making you get them pregnant.

>> No.13005679

>>13005657
Coffee darts.

>> No.13005682

>>13005679
So you get them drunk before they rape you? Better have a ton of them.

>> No.13005683

>>13005679
She's still human-ish, anon.
That's just gonna make her hornier and rely on her web that people forget she has all the time.

>> No.13005685

>>13005673
I become a manslut in the bad part of MGC and sell my body on the street to make ends meet.

>> No.13005689

>>13005682
>>13005683
Straight to the bloodstream, good luck raping anyone when you can't find your legs, the world is spinning and you're seeing triple.

>> No.13005691

>>13005669
>Why not?
Well, mantis' are kinda known for being quiet, stealthy, and so on. Jay is... none of that.

>What would be better?
I don't know, personally I'd say an Ogre or some kind of dog/wolf-type

>> No.13005692

>>13005689
>thinking that's seriously going to work on an Ushi-Oni
Hah, good one anon.

Now get on your back and this shouldn't hurt a bit.

>> No.13005693

>>13005662
Gap Moe?

>> No.13005695

>>13005691
Yeah what's make it funny is the fact she's a mantis and the bear girl is the stealthier one

>> No.13005697

>>13005692
>it would work
>no It wouldn't
>repeat

There, now we can go our separate ways because I can't deal with your bullshit tonight.

>> No.13005700

>>13005697
>wwwwahhhh I can't stop the monster whose whole fetish is unstoppable rape monster!

>time to shitpost!

>> No.13005704

>>13005679
>actually carrying those around with you
I bet you've got a minefield around your house and some white phosphorous ready, too.

>> No.13005706

>>13005697
>>13005700
Ladies, ladies.

You're both retards.

>> No.13005708

>you will never come home to find you dullahan waifu's head on a stool with a sign that says kissing booth
>her body will never be presenting it like it's a prize on some game show while the head looks flustered and embarrassed

>> No.13005711

>>13005704
Not him, but I'd keep a spray bottle of water for stray Werecats who might ambush me on the way to work.

>> No.13005712

>>13005700
>implying you don't want to start another 100 plus post fight about the unstopability of ushi oni save for the hand of god himself

Stay mad. Two is all you're getting from me tonight.

>> No.13005714

>>13005712
Better wind up that white phosphorus that you always carry on your person!

>>13005711
See, now that's actually likely and possible.

>> No.13005715

>>13005706
We're not your parents.

>> No.13005720

Night all

Don't burn down the thread and carry on.

>> No.13005721

>>13005714
I've yet to think of a way to remove Slimes dwelling in your water source.

Sponges maybe?

>> No.13005723

>>13005720
Night average.

>> No.13005724

>>13005721
Anything poisonous would work too, assuming you didn't want to drink it and were okay with murder.


Failing that something that tastes REALLY BAD would work too.

>> No.13005726

>>13005723
Night.

>> No.13005727

>>13005693
>>13005695
Fair point, I didn't think of it that way

>> No.13005740
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>>13005724
Poison only makes slimes better.

>> No.13005742

>>13005740
Poison Suu best Suu.

>> No.13005744

>>13005740
Well shit.
Thickening agent, then?

>> No.13005751

>>13005721
>Being stalked by a slime
>You haven't seen her for awhile
>Absent-mindedly turn on a public water fountain and move in to drink from it
>You are instead kissed instead by the slime
>She giggles and leaves before you can get a word in.

>> No.13005752

>>13005459
> You break that container and she dies. I don't know if you can even put her soul back in her body. I mean her body is dead. If you put a soul in it, does she and her soul die?
Depends on the setting. The MGE is one where a Lich can re-create their phylactery, they're just vulnerable to permadeath between destruction of the first phylactery and creation of the second because the soul retreats back into the body.

This also puts it in close contact with spirit energy and demonic energy, increasing her odds of becoming utterly consumed by pleasure during sex.

>> No.13005754

>>13005744
Best thing would be to lure them into a large container with bait, assuming their not too bright, then trapping them inside it with a lid.

Then you can take them to a nearby lake or pond and release them back into the wild.

>> No.13005765

>>13005751
>Come home from work
>Decide to have a relaxing, warm bath.
>Jump in after the bath is filled, like back and let it soak into you.
>The water starts giggling.
>Try to pull yourself out, but it's too late.
>She rises out of the center of the bathwater with a smile on her face.
>Try to yell out for help, but she pulls you under and commences intense, wet slime sex.

>> No.13005767

>>13005765
>slime sex
I don't even like slimes but that sounds incredible.

>> No.13005771

So what would Monster Girls think of Birth Defects? Would they be turned off by them and prefer /fit/ males, or what? If you have a defect would you waifu adore it or take special care with you, treating you like you were fragile and need to be protected?

I suffer a severe case of Pectus excavatum and whenever I turn my chest any degrees air gets forced out of my lungs. Also because I'm underweight with it I actually look like a living skeleton.

>> No.13005780

>>13005771
Enough Mamamo Mana fixes anything apparently.

Otherwise Undead MGs will dig the skeleton look, particularly Liches.

>> No.13005782

>>13005771
Expect a Lich to experiment on you in the hopes of helping to rid you of your condition.

>> No.13005783

>>13005771
find a nice skeleton girl, she'd identify with you amazingly

>> No.13005784

>>13005771
Monster mana is a panacea. It revitalizes those too feeble, fat or old for a normal high sexual impact relationship. It's in the world guide for MGE at the very least.

>> No.13005786

>>13005771
>Concave chest
That sucks dude.

But monsters are so desperate, the only thing they care about is a working dick in MGE. If the guy doesn't run away on top of that, then they're in hog heaven.

>> No.13005787

>>13005765

>After the sex she holds your naked body in the tub, massaging you all over and kissing your check while you stare up at the ceiling exhauted

>> No.13005789

>>13005771
She'd still love you for who you are, anon.
She'd be extra gentle during sex.

>> No.13005793

>>13005787
>Whispers into your ear: "Again~"

>> No.13005794

>>13005771
Recent Q&A explicitly mentioned that MAMONO MANA can repair birth defects.

>> No.13005798

>>13005793
I want a slime girl with a voracious sexual appetite. Why are all the good things not real?

>> No.13005800

>>13005765
>>13005787
I had been thinking a massage before sex would be funny

>Get in a nice hot bath
>Relax to the point of almost falling asleep
>Hear some nice calm music, and you feel like something's rubbing your shoulders
>"My my, you're so tense and have so many knots! Bad day at work?"
>Idly chit chat with your mysterious masseuse until realization dawns
>Followed by proactive wet slime sex
>"It would be my pleasure to help you unwind~"

>> No.13005803

>>13005793

>You try to get out but you're too tired to try
>Eventually you fall asleep from exhaustion in the middle of it.

>> No.13005805

>>13005800
Slow and sensual orgasm denial.

>> No.13005809

>Walking home at night
>Hear scuttling behind you
>Quickly turn to see an Ushi Oni looking like deer in headlight for a moment, before flashing you the creepiest grin you've ever see
>"I'm not used to my prey detecting me so quickly, much less just standing still after they see me"
>Shift slightly, moving your hand into position in your overcoat
>I don't want any trouble" you say matter of factly
>"Aww, I wanted to get my blood going before I ate. No matter, drop those pants and get on the floor" she says triumphantly, if a bit sour
>"No"
>There's surprise again
>"But I'm a rape monster" she says flatly
>"I don't care" you say, just as flat
>But this doesn't make any sense", disbelief clear now
>Too bad" you say with a slight laugh
>"Now listen here-"
>You cut her off, pulling out your .500 S&W and shooting her square in the chest
>She hesitates long enough for you to put one in her hear, then another, and another
>Her body slumps to the ground, life draining on the floor she meant to put you through
>Call the police and explain the situation
>They come to take you in and give your official statement
>Have enough time to see the clean up crew pick up the corpse
>24 hours later you're a free man

Such is life in Human City

>> No.13005810

>>13005515
>be working at Stop n Go
>Dantes in the back
>Jackie and Bonnie come in and grab some beers and chips
>tells you to "put it on their tab"
>meaning you paid for it out of your paycheck
>they usually saved you a few too for after work
>you tell them they can't keep doing this
>Jackie looks at you "I'll do that thing you love with the ice cubes tonight."
>Bonnie just smiles behind her
>you gove them the beer and some snickers for Bonnie

>> No.13005812

Another pizza cook off in happening.
However, this year Piestrong and Dragon aren't competing because they're judges.

This is your chance, will you and your monster waifu take 1st place? Or will you become the next Manticore pizza?

>> No.13005816

>>13005809
>Ushi-Oni
>bothering to talk
Disbelief shattered.
Other than that, 8/10.

>> No.13005817

>>13005812
>The two greatest pizza chefs in all the land.
>Judging you
Well that's not intimidating or anything.

>> No.13005820

>>13005812
Sure! They'll love my Pepperoni and Pineapple Pizza!

>> No.13005821
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>>13005809
Bravo Paladin Benedict.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMxY0Lxo_ow

>> No.13005822

>>13004838
Probably a mad hatter, warm tea's a wonderful thing when you have a raw throat.

>> No.13005823

>>13005810
>Thing you love with the ice cubes
And there goes my curiosity, piqued.
Along with something else.

>> No.13005826

What would a chesire look like with a hellhound'd color scheme? Or what about a manticore with a hellhound's color scheme.

>> No.13005827

>>13005812
Yes I make really good pizza rolls

the homemade not in a microwave kind

>> No.13005831

>>13005826

>Plain gray werecat
>Purple striped wolf

So...boring and like a donutsteel furry avatar respectively

>> No.13005832

>>13005809
>hesitates
Ushi-Oni ignore harm.
Also I'm not sure that's quite big enough of a bullet to kill them in three shots.
Other than that, breddy gud.

>> No.13005833

>>13005812
Mousy cheese, they have the best cheese topping! Shame their delivery service sucks.

>> No.13005834

>>13005827
Isn't that just a conoli? And also not really pizza?

>> No.13005837

>>13005834
I don't know what it's fucking called, i didn't go to pizza university

>> No.13005838

>>13005809
Sociopath/10

>> No.13005839

>>13005838
Sociopath relying on a fairly dense and slow-reflexed Ushi-Oni.

Still, a likely reaction, even if the situation likely wouldn't have played out like that.

>> No.13005840

>>13005810
Keep going, anon, I want to hear more tales from MGC Leonardo

I heard some guy fucked a dead MG in the Stop N` Go's bathroom. That true?

>> No.13005841

>>13005809
This is why monster rights groups exist.

>> No.13005842

>>13005832
Not even him but a fifty caliber round is stupid big in a pistol.

>Pulling a fucking deagle-tier abomination out of your pocket

>> No.13005845

>>13005842
Isn't .50 cal what Dante and Alucard use to hunt Monsters?

>> No.13005847

>>13005842
Ushi-Oni ignore harm and minor wounds (which are supposed to include up to serious flesh wounds, just not the loss of limbs, etc.) You'd want an even bigger rifle to actually hurt her.

>> No.13005848

>>13005837
>Trying to win a pizza contest by not cooking pizza
I mean it's just funny, like you made a calzone or a plate of spaghetti as your entry.

>> No.13005850

>>13005845
Alucard uses a .454 Casull round. The kick from that could easily break your wrist, so it might disable an ushi

>> No.13005852

>>13005848
You gotta do something to stand out

>> No.13005853

>>13005809
>Ushi-Oni on the prowl
>Waiting to chat
>Being stopped by bullets
>Not getting arrested for murder
That wasn't even self defence yet, she was just standing there being creepy. At least wait until she actually threatens you to shoot. Not that it'd save you.

>> No.13005857

>>13005832
Four shots. Square in the chest means her thoracic vertebrae were shattered, I just didn't want to get too technical or gorey with the details. Other three went to her head, no brain, no regeneration. That's all.

>Also I'm not sure that's quite big enough of a bullet to kill them in three shots.

Having seen what those bullets can do to flesh and concrete, I disagree.

>> No.13005861

>>13005857
She's a magically regenerating incredibly tough spidercow, anon. With magical powers.
Realism stopped applying a while ago.

>> No.13005862

>>13005839
>>13005853
Says you.

>> No.13005863

>>13005857
>no brain, no regeneration.
says who?

>> No.13005866

>>13005853

With no witnesses, the story is whatever the survivor says. Also reminds me of this.

>She wasn't raping you. She was just kind of standing there.
>Not do loud. Now remember nephew of mine, you're not allowed to kill monstergirls. So before you shoot you have to yell "SHE'S TRYING TO RAPE ME"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt6kKhlX8vU

>> No.13005867

>>13005861
See>>13005862

>> No.13005868

>>13005862
No, seriously, it's in the profile. They don't stop to chat and they completely ignore non-lethal wounds.

Additionally they tend to lead by surprise with a ranged webbing attack.

>> No.13005870

>>13005867
>>13005862
If you're just going to ignore the profile and the worldguide and say 'nuh uh' why bother writing about Ushi-Oni at all?

>> No.13005872

What would happen if a Wurm and an Ushi Oni got into a fight?

What happens when two unstoppable forces meet?

>> No.13005873

>>13005863
Says fiction, unless you're dealing with a complete immortal. More importantly, says me, the guy who wrote it, so there.

>> No.13005876

>>13005863

Not him but it's pretty universal that you kill immortal almost anything by removing the head. Few exceptions.

>> No.13005878

>>13005872
Their fight just takes a long, long time until they get bored.

>>13005873
Since you're completely ignoring canon anyway I suppose that is your right.

>> No.13005879

>>13005872
A very drawn out fight with no outstanding winner, moneys on the wurm for supposed fuck smash strength.

>> No.13005881

>>13005872
They surrender/give up
That's what happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object

>> No.13005883

>>13005868
This she wouldn't have even been close enough for ChuuniAnon to "sense" her cumlust. she could have roped him up first. I mean, it's a Ushi-Oni in MGC. You think she hasn't come across a wanker with a big gun before? All these HFY stories go into it with the monsters having like absolutely no common sense and concept of modern warfare and self defence. Fuck, what if the Ushi-Oni herself has a gun she could use MAMONO MANA to fire rape from. Where is your god now? Or, you know, tranq darts filled with her own blood.

>> No.13005886

>>13005868
>They don't stop to chat
Again, says you.
>they completely ignore non-lethal wounds
Pretty sure getting your spine blown to bits is lethal, though I acknowlledeged their regenerative capabilities, which is why she had her head blown off.

>> No.13005887

I'm glad I live when I do.

No Ushi's to worry about, only Wolf Spider girls during the winter.

>> No.13005892

>>13005872

The DE in the blood of the Ushi will just keep powering up the wurm indefinitely while she gets weaker. Actually, that makes most fights between an Ushi and another monster go in the other monster's favor if they can last long enough and keep wounding it.

>Salamanders slaying Ushi's to power up

>> No.13005893

>>13005878

I always thought Ushi Onis were unstoppable in the sense that they will never stop pursuing their target, while Wurms were unstoppable in the sense that they tend to pursue their objective in a completely straight line, rather dig through a mountain then go around it.

>> No.13005895

>>13005870
See>>13005886

>> No.13005897

>>13005887
>when

Fucking christ I meant where.

I should get some sleep.

>> No.13005903

>>13005892
That's pretty clever.

>>13005883
Too bad it want written that way. And it was Human City.

>> No.13005904

>>13005840
>be anon
>working at Stop n Go
>closing up for the night and Randell left early
>Agian.
>all of a sudden Jackie and Bonnie come in
>they have their pet monkey 'Suzanne' with them
>cute thing you bought a tux for it one year on Halloween
>"Yo boo boo kitty fuck, need some help?"
>did she? You think she did
>she looks around while you're staring at her; thinking
>"So, your fine piece of ass don't need any help around here?"
>God she can break a somewhat good mood
>you politely tell her that you need to move some boxes to the back and mop the floors
>Bonnie signals something to Suzanne and the monkey walks over to the mop, knocking over the water bucket while using the mop to clean a very specific area
>goddammit, but that's not the worst of your problems
>Jackies opened one of the boxes drinking the malt liquor from
One of the bottles
>you smack the bottle out of her hand
>you tell her she needs to take what you do seriously and hopefully mature more into a better person and lover
>shouldn't have insulted her libido
>she flicks you off and walks out of the door not saying a word
>Bonnie just picks up Suzanne, looks at you with a saddened face and walks out into the night
>now you have more to clean up

>> No.13005905

>>13005886
>Again, says you.
Actually, says the profile.
>if they find a man who strikes their fancy, they’ll shoot out webbing that is almost like a rope, tie him up, and take him back home deep in the mountains
>they aren’t at all disturbed by the intruders who go after them. It is even said that they ignore the intruder before and after they’re cut
But once again, you're ignoring canon entirely so it's not like it's going to matter.

>>13005895
Did you read the profile at all?
Just saying 'says you' doesn't work if it's against the profile.

>> No.13005909

>>13005892
>while she gets weaker
Ushi-Oni never, ever tire.
>>13005893
Nah, they just never, ever tire. They aren't unlimited strong, but they are astoundingly strong.

>> No.13005913

>>13005878
>completely ignoring canon

No anon, I'm ignoring the headcanon of those who say ushis can even survive decapitation, because that is a minor wound.

>> No.13005914

>>13005848
>Wurm pizza
>It's just plates of spaghetti and coockies

>> No.13005915

>>13005903
>Too bad it want written that way. And it was Human City.

well, that's fine then. It's just a story, after all.
it is a bit silly to claim that ushi-oni are going to be very very stupid but it's your story, right
anyway, that's not how ushi actually are but that doesnt matter

>> No.13005917

>>13005903
>And it was Human City.
What is a Ushi doing in Human City? The holes in your little gunposting fapfic are only growing.

>> No.13005919

>>13005914
>I is for Italian recipe!

>> No.13005922

>>13005913
Well, you're also claiming that Ushi-Oni, creatures of tireless lust and no sense are going to stop and talk because.... ????
Also that they won't use their webs that they canonically use.

>> No.13005924

>>13005919
>Anon says it's shit
>Mafia Wurms drag him away
>He was later scene at the bottom of the ocean with a bag of noodles jammed down his throat

>> No.13005925

>>13005909

So a Wurm would win?

Because Wurms have "break rocks with their tits" strenght, being able to never tier doesn't matter if your opponent can incapacitate you.

>> No.13005926

>>13005909
>Ushi-Oni never, ever tire.

Knigga, if the Demon Lord herself gets tired when fighting her hero husband, and MGE says that's true, Ushi's get fucking tired eventually.

DE, power, and life is finite.

You need to get off your playground "nuh uh times infinity plus one" trip.

>> No.13005935

>>13005926
Literally in the profile.
Sorry, that's canon.

>>13005925
Possibly? It's not like the profiles are really intended for powerlevel measuring. Who knows?

>> No.13005938

>>13005924
>They give him a pair of cement shoes
>They;re actually finely crafted Italian cement, custom cut to his feet
>Kinda heavy for slip-ons, but he likes him
>Thanks the wurms and leaves
>"That'll show 'im."
>"Yeaaaah."
>"C is for Cement!"

>> No.13005940

>>13005904
Uh oh, anon's up shit creek. Go on

>> No.13005945

>>13005789
>Date extremely tough Oni/Dragon/Whatever girl
>Finds out you have anime weakness disease
>Acts extremely protective and coddles you at every moment
>Forces you to buckle your seat belt
>Makes sure you'd have enough water
>Asks if you're tired and want to rest
>Whenever her friends hang out they're constantly amazed at how different she is with you when she's usually reckless and foolhardy

Tender Protective Femdom is the best.

>> No.13005946

>>13005935
>Literally in the profile.
>Sorry, that's canon.
Not him, but actually you're wrong. their lust us boundless and aslong as they're having sex, they never tire. Catch one when it's not fucking, you can wear it down. Unless you get a guy and tie him to her, with his dick in her cunt. Then if she can still fight whilst fucking she'd be unstoppable.

>> No.13005947

>>13005938
>tfw when no adventuring party with a Wurm Enchanter who can only say "Enchantment."

>> No.13005948

>>13005905
See >>13005913
And now I'm ignoring your presumption that monsters act exactly, word for word, as it says in the profile. But if you want that, "they’ll shoot out webbing that is almost like a rope, tie him up, and take him back home deep in the mountains", it's clear she was just looking for a quick meal, so it's justifiable.

>but monsters fall in love with the first man they fuck!

IF, the man strikes her fancy. Baphomet, Liliraune, Kejourou, already hint at monsters being able to fuck around until they find husbands.

>> No.13005949

>>13005935
>Literally in the profile.
>Sorry, that's canon.

It says they never get sick of sex. Learn some reading comprehension you troglodyte.

>> No.13005952

>>13005917
Hunting, duh.

>>13005922
>no sense

Pretty sure they have some sense, if they can learn to cook and other things. Only monsters the profiles have dubbed as mindless, so much they can't even speak, are devil bugs.

>> No.13005956

>>13005949
Because it's a sex fantasy universe?

>>13005946
Sex fantasy universe. It's not going to give a block of it's fighting statistics.
>>13005948
Fair enough. But keep in mind the Ushi-Oni drags a man off to be her husband, not a casual fling.

>> No.13005960

>>13005935
>>13005946 is right.

>No matter how much sex they have, their boundless sexual lust is never satisfied They never get tired in the middle of sex, and they will keep thrusting their hips against a man relentlessly.

In the middle of sex.

>> No.13005961

>>13005947
>Tfw no adventuring party with a Wurm Enchanter who can't even say "Enchantment"
>She's good at everything else, but god forbid you ask her her occupation

>> No.13005962

>>13005938
>Later come back to pizza cookoff
>Wurm is in third somehow, Holst in second, and Ryu in first
>Manticore pizza is mad
>Mantis pizza still refuses to not use their claws for removing pizzas

>> No.13005963

>>13005904
>get done cleaning up the mess
>lock the front door and walk towards your car
>Bonnie's there just sitting on your hood
>she has two cups of coffee and hand you one
>"You know she loves you"
I know.
>"You know we own this lot right?"
No you didn't, you just got out of prison and was given a job here
>Bonnie keeps talking
>"We got over 20 million dollars thanks to image rights, and we bought this spot because we loved it and it wasn't going to be the same anymore."
>"On that way to get that money we ran into you and your friends, yeah, they were hot, but Jackie saw you and wanted you. She loves you so much she begged to hire you on here at the stop n go. You wouldn't be here if it wasn't for her."
>"BUT, I love you too dude; that little mantis is my sister, even if we aren't related. And I see her doing great things with you by her side."
>you ask her what you should do
>"Chase her, like I did with Alex."
>God you hated that chasing Alex story
>it was kinda creepy
>you look to where Bonnie was in the parking lot
>she's gone now
>well time to get the fuck out of here
No man, a human chick died in the bathroom and some guy fucked her thinking she was a zombie.

>> No.13005964

>>13005960
its a profile telling you about a fantasy creature for the purposes of sex
they are without tire in sex, why wouldnt they be the same in combat?

>> No.13005967

>>13005960
Of course, but look at the faggot's response here. >>13005956

It doesn't even acknowledge that he's wrong and can't read the profile worth a damn when he was the one trying to say it supported him explicitly.

>> No.13005968

>>13005956
A>t that time, if they find a man who strikes their fancy, they’ll shoot out webbing that is almost like a rope, tie him up, and take him back home deep in the mountains.

>if they find a man who strikes their fancy

>> No.13005969

>>13005952
>Hunting, duh.

>Hunting humans in the middle of the human hive and not either on the outskirts or the MG cities
Well... whatever. Maybe that guy has a thing for writing mentally challenged Ushi's to validate his hfy fantasies.

>>13005964
>they are without tire in sex, why wouldnt they be the same in combat?
Because sex is power to them. You're hooking her up to the source. You take her away form that and she's just running on batteries. Batteries eventually die and need to be recharged.

>> No.13005970

>>13005964

Because during sex they're getting a constant influx of spirit energy?

Then the man is being sustained by her demonic energy. It's a perpetual motion fuck machine.

>> No.13005972

>>13005967
Your gunplay fantasy blatantly ignores several realities of the setting because you want to talk about killing Ushi, and are unwilling to acknowledge the inherent limitaitons in the profiles talking about their sexual characteristics as per combat characteristics.
>>13005968
Then they wouldn't attack him otherwise.

>> No.13005973

>>13005963
>spoiler
Ew, that's more messed up than that Alp who broke her ribs trying to lick her own pussy

>> No.13005974

>>13005970
fair enough
its still an incredibly silly story

>>13005970
sounds terrifying
fucking ushi-oni cavalry is the new unstoppable machine

>> No.13005976

>>13005964
Because fighting is not fucking, their lust isn't being fueled by combat.

>> No.13005977

>>13005970
>The perpetual fucking machine
Not him but it's awhile since I last heard that. Cracks me up every time becuase it's so true.

>>13005972
Buddy, I didn't write that hfy masturbatory greentext. I just called you out for being an illiterate faggot.

>> No.13005978

>>13005976
it is if there's a carrot on the other end of the 'pipeline'.
i.e, a human as a reward at the end

>> No.13005979

>>13005972
>Then they wouldn't attack him otherwise
See>>13005948

>> No.13005980

Do mouse girls cheeks strech?

>> No.13005983

>>13005977
>I just called you out for being an illiterate faggot.
Oh, really?
You're referencing something that literally doesn't exist in the profile (i.E, their combat prowess) and ignoring the closest related thing.

>>13005979
Ushi-Oni are specifically stated to only attack men that they want to be their husband.

>> No.13005984

>>13005980
You'll have to find out by pinching them. Pinching them lots!
For science, you understand.

>> No.13005986

>>13005980
Nyan, what is the motive of this question?

>> No.13005988

>>13005980
Nyanon go to bed.

>> No.13005989

>>13005980

No, because then they'd look like they had fat folds on the side of their face. Haven't you ever seen what a real mouse cheek looks like under that fur?

>> No.13005992

>>13005986
>>13005988
It wasn't actually me.

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>>13005992
Cheesenugget, you mustn't tell lies.

>> No.13005995

>>13005989

Demonic energy son.

>> No.13005996

>>13005992
No need to lie now, Nyan. It was obviously you

>> No.13005998

>>13005983
Everything in MGE gets tired eventually, even the gods. And you're arguing not, based on a line about a creature fucking and powering up when they're connected to their energy at the hip.

You're just reinforcing my point and making an ass out of yourself all on your own.

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13005999

How would most Dragons react to surprise kisses?

>> No.13006001

>>13005994
>>13005996
B-but I'm being honest.

>> No.13006002

>>13005994
I can't take a mouse girl being dominant seriously.

I'm like fucking 6'1" no goddamn way she is gonna be intimidating to me.

>> No.13006003

>>13005998
I'm arguing based on the only related thing we have, which states that they never tire and are always burning during lust.
But clearly you don't care, you're just interested in talking about their 'combat prowess' when it doesn't exist in their profile.

>> No.13006005

>>13005994
Being dominated by small girls is my feitsh.

Please be gentle Mistress Nazzy.

>> No.13006006

>>13005999
>I AM FIRE! I AM DEATH!
>D-don't stop!
>>13006002
Domming isn't about physical superiority, numbnuts.

>> No.13006007

>>13005978
>Nuh uh

Okay.

>>13005969
>Maybe that guy has a thing for writing mentally challenged Ushi's to validate his hfy fantasies.
>you have to be mentally challenged for it to be possible to get your head blown off
>if a man has the tools to stop a monster, he's still somehow superhuman hfy

Okay.

Maybe I should write the guy pummeling the ushi into submission next time. While he suffers from the Japanese cold. In a snowstorm. With a testicular torsion, to boot.

>> No.13006009

>>13005999

Face full of fire breath.

>> No.13006012

>>13006001
Shh, daijoju. It's alright to say it was you. we all know

>> No.13006013

>>13006003
>which states that they never tire
But it doesn't. Go take some elementary reading comprehension and stop clogging the thread with your stupidity.

>> No.13006014

>>13006007
well the ushi has to be completely stupid for your scenario to happen and not use any of the many many tools at her disposal
its like beating up the retarded kid and being proud of how great at fighting you are

>> No.13006015

>>13006006
>Domming isn't about physical superiority, numbnuts.

Maybe not for you

>> No.13006016

>>13006009
I'd like to imagine she was about to, but swallows it back down at the last second and then smoke comes out of her nostrils.
I think I'll write that into my story now.

>> No.13006018

>>13006006
No it's not that.

It's just the image of a girl trying to dom a man who's like twice his size cracks me the fuck up, I can't handle it.

>> No.13006019

>>13006013
But it does, and you're just not interested except in showing how 'smart' you are. Perhaps you should bother to read some of the setting guides.

>> No.13006020

>>13006007
>>you have to be mentally challenged for it to be possible to get your head blown off
>>if a man has the tools to stop a monster, he's still somehow superhuman hfy

No, you fucking moron, you have to be mentally challenged to plunge into a pool of lava with a fire extinguisher just to put out a flame in the centre. That Ushi was retarded for not picking her husband form the outskirts. Not like it matters, all she needs him for is fucking, and his body changes to her preference. She doesn't have to be selective. she could take any man and yet she plunges into the city to find one. That's retarded.

>> No.13006021

>>13006015
>Maybe not for you
But it's really not.

>> No.13006022
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>>13006006
>I AM FIRE! I AM DEATH!

So this but with tsundere kissing?

>> No.13006024

>>13006001
Okay Nyan, whatever you say.

>> No.13006025

>>13006022
Yes.

>> No.13006028

>>13005983
>Ushi-Oni are specifically stated to only attack men that they want to be their husband.

Everything in MGE attacks their would be husband, still, the examples I gave you should tell you this doesn't always hold true, especially with KC handwaving things left and right to please everyone, and him saying as well, that monsters don't behave exactly like in the profiles, but hold on to that part of the canon if you like, it makes no difference.

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>>13006001
>stuttering
See, I told you fucking Alp bulliers that I wasn't the only one who does that!

>> No.13006031

>>13005973
Still not as bad as that time my cousin Walter jerked off in public.

>> No.13006033

>>13006029
Shut up Alp.

>> No.13006034

>>13006028
Yeah, but in this case it's not like they let him go afterwards, they have their husband and aren't particularly picky.

>> No.13006036

>>13005963
>Spoiler
Why wasn't she?

>> No.13006037
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13006037

Would anyone like to cuddle?

>> No.13006038

>>13006014
>ferocious, superhuman monster being afraid of a lone man
>the prospect of her underestimating him is unthinkable

Okay.

>>13006020
>she could take any man and yet she plunges into the city to find one. That's retarded.

>Lives alone in the mountains, away from human settlements
>why would she have to venture into the city/away from her home to find a man

Gee...

>> No.13006040

>>13006019

See this?
>>13005960
>>13005946
>>13005949

This is what it means to understand what you read. The fact they it specifies only that they have tireless sex implies they're not tireless in every way. You saying they never sleep for instance? And when you combine it with how DE and perpetual fucking works, it's obvious that getting dicked is the same as a machine being jacked into a power plug. That means when they're not getting dicked, they're running on reserves and reserves eventually go dry.

The fact that you can't understand this just makes you look stupid.

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>>13006037
I'd rather go into the Lair of the White Worm. Maybe later.

>> No.13006044

>>13006037
Yes.

>> No.13006045

>>13006037
Sure, why not?

>> No.13006046

>>13006038
she would lead off with her webbing anon
and she wouldnt just stand still and talk to someone in a dangerous environment shed just jump him
shes acting very very stupidly and delaying fucking for a long time for a monster supposedly always consumed by lust

>>13006040
holy fuck dude you are platinum mad
hes clearly baiting and you are clearly falling for it

>> No.13006047

>>13006037
Not with furry abomination like you
Consider suicide

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13006049

I fire a 155mm round into an ushi-oni, there, I win

Geez stop with your "ushi-oni is superman' crap

>> No.13006050

>>13006037
Not you uggo.

>>13006034
>it's not like they let him go afterwards

I never denied they don't release the man they acknowledge as their husband, I said they're capable of looking for a quick fuck like any other girl.

If he strikes her fancy anon, IF.

>> No.13006051

>>13006043
>Shirohebi
>not a Wurm with white scales and a delicious brown skin

>> No.13006052

>>13006037
I would love to.

>> No.13006053

>>13006043
I don't think she likes that name, even with the alliteration.

>> No.13006054

>>13006016

I didn't mean a sustained flammenwerfer.

I mean more a puff that's just enough to sing off your eyebrows.

>> No.13006057

>>13006054
Mine was cuter.

>> No.13006058

>>13006040
Go reread the setting guides, particularly 'all for the sake of sex'. It will be very educational, seeing as you've obviously never bothered up until now.

>>13006050
That's true.
It's also true that their 'quick fuck' is their husband according to World Setting Guide 1.

>> No.13006059

>>13006049
You ever wonder what would happen if you put an Ushi-Oni in a microwave?

>> No.13006060

>>13006049
You might as well get the popcorn, Anon. If it's like the last fight, it's going to be a while

>> No.13006063

>>13006051
No, brown is literally shit

>> No.13006064

>>13006059
she would...
probably break out?
or never get into that situation in the first place.

>>13006049
i mean it would hurt her but shes never just going to run straight at you when shes supposed to approach from ambush, yeah

>> No.13006065

>>13006049
>that Kiki

Would impregnate and take responsibility for.
She'd get the best ring and dress money can buy

>> No.13006067

>>13006046
>no she would behave exactly like it says in the profile, just like people become unable to think about anything but sex, like it says in the guide

Oh wait...

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>> No.13006071

>>13006058
>It's also true that their 'quick fuck' is their husband according to World Setting Guide 1.
See >>13006067

>> No.13006072

>>13006067
yes, shes unable to think about anything but sex
that doesnt mean that shes just going to run headlong at him, shes going to try and web him and drag him off, and she'll stop on the outskirts of town first since theyre closer

this entire situation requires that a series of incredibly unlikely events occur and she has multiple brain farts


>>13006071
okay then you're in agreement with him
the first man she fucks becomes her 'husband' after she drags him off

>> No.13006073

>>13006068
>no ara ara~ in the filename

Literally, one job.

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>> No.13006077

>>13006064

>155mm
>15.5cm
>6.1 inch diameter
>Straight up howitzer battleship cannon shell

Wow, you really can't into math.

>> No.13006078

>>13006072
Okay, so we're playing dense, bye bye.
In the off chance you're not, see >>13006067

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13006080

>all this arguing about Ushi-Oni
Holy fuck, just drop it. They're the monster for the rape train fetish. You don't kill her because that's not part of the setting, but arguing that she's literally invulnerable is platinum tier stupid.

>> No.13006084

>>13006059
What would happen to any spider, "pop, splat".

>> No.13006086

>>13006059
>Dana the Menace
>A cartoon about a pesky Ushi kid and the retired paladin that needs to deal with her shit.
>In the vein of Loony Toons slapstick

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>>13006068
ver 2

>> No.13006090

>>13006084

I dunno. I keep thinking about the one time I had fried tarantula and I'm just getting hungry.

>> No.13006091

>>13006077
yeah, i said it would hurt/kill her
that doesn't mean that shes going to let you see her before shes tying you or raping you
>>13006078
wut
she's not going to maneuver to the heart of the city when there's people on the outskirts and she's not going to forgo her main weapon for catching prey because 'uhh i don't like webbing let's just discard it'

are you intentionally baiting here

>> No.13006092

>>13006080
There's so much soft. I want to bury my face into all of it.

>> No.13006093

>>13006076
>red hair
>glasses


Dick status: muh

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Kamilla a qt

>> No.13006097

>>13006080
>All that health
Happy new year

>> No.13006098

>>13006093
Doesn't it bother you how much she looks like Shizune from Katawa Shoujo?

>> No.13006101

>>13006098
But anon I liked her design.

>> No.13006102

>>13006065
>not impregnating and leaving to impegnate other grills
Pleb

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>> No.13006105

>>13006084
Most microwaves have "cold spots" that they can escape to, assuming the microwave is big enough of course. Try microwaving a fly if you're curious, or look up videos for microwaving a fly.

>> No.13006107

>>13006080
A-Auntie M-Merino! W-Where are your clothes?! What are you wearing?!...

>> No.13006108

>>13006102
But that would make her sad you bully.

>> No.13006109

>>13006095
she is stuck to the wall, help her!

oh wait, her mouth is about the right height off the ground for....uhh..

>> No.13006110

>>13006101
I never said it was bad. It's just that I'm half expecting the maid to be a deaf mute and that a pink haired and plump ojou P'Orc would be translating for her.

>> No.13006111

>>13006109
Kissing?

>> No.13006113

>>13006107
>What I'm wearin' is shut the fuck up and give me some loving.

>> No.13006114

>>13006091
The location in human city where she was hunting was never specified. It could have been there for all you know.

>she's not going to forgo her main weapon for catching prey because 'uhh i don't like webbing let's just discard it'

Main weapon, does not mean only weapon.

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>>13006109
>uhh
For what?

>> No.13006119

>>13006090
Elvis?

>>13006105
And today I learned something new.

>> No.13006120

>>13006114
shes specified as using it first in her profile

but this is stupid youre never going to accept it and the profile literally states it, and the thread isnt talking about ushi-oni anymore so you can respond if you want, just dont expect another answer

>> No.13006121

>>13006114
>I have a ranged weapon that prevents my new husband from resisting me
>nope, I think I'm gonna charge headlong at them, and stop halfway to talk instead of getting right to the fuckin'.

>> No.13006122

>>13006110
>Kikimora
>P'Orc

Anon you're just making me harder.

>> No.13006123

>>13006068
>spoken heart

yes

>> No.13006124

>>13006080
>You don't kill her because that's not part of the setting

Monsters get killed by the order all the time.

>> No.13006126

>>13006107
Don't you want to celebrate the new year by cuddling with your auntie? Now be a good boy and hug her nice and tight.

>> No.13006127

>>13006113
Have you been drinking?! Why are you acting like this?!

>> No.13006129

>>13006122
All according to keikaku.
Tl. note: keikaku means plan
>>13006126
>the new year
It's bloody February.

>> No.13006130

>>13006108
Who cares about servant's feeling

>> No.13006131

>>13006120
K.

>>13006121
See >>13006038

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>>13006124
Okay?
The man killing or wounding the monster is not a big part of the setting, the point of the setting is to have sex with monsters.
Now shut up, nobody but you cares about this anymore.

>>13006131
Same with you.
Shut up.
Nobody cares.


Talk about cute girls, not stupid fucking /hfy/ stories and the 'logic' behind them.

>> No.13006135

>>13006129
It's not her fault she couldn't see her favorite cousin until now. Do you expect her not to have naked cuddles with him due to that?

>> No.13006137

>>13006124
Actually the settings material mentions that they usually lose their resolve in the face of the sexy.

The Order doesn't get much actual Monster Killin' done.

>> No.13006138

>>13006135
>auntie
>favorite cousin
HOW DRUNK ARE YOU?!

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>>13006133

>> No.13006140

>>13006138
Very.

>> No.13006143

What about a Wight that enjoys hugging you and listening to your heart beat?

>> No.13006144
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13006144

>" Central command, are we getting the helicopter support strike soon?"

>"That's an afirmative DFH1 , the copter should be starting its strafing run now, it reports having the target in sight, you are advised to move to a safe zone"

>"Confirmed control, we have reached safe zone, commence attack"

AH64 strike on ushi-oni, I win again, woo, that's twice now!

>> No.13006145

>>13006139
Words cannot describe the cute.

More. We need more adorable MGs throwing fits until they exhaust themselves, and curl up to sleep.

>> No.13006146

>>13006133
I'd rather kill the douchey monsters than sex them.

>> No.13006148

>>13006130
But she loved you. Now's she's all alone and nobody will care for her.

>> No.13006150

>>13006146
I'd rather kill you and sex you. And I'd rather sex the douchey Monsters than kill you.

>> No.13006154

>>13006146
How about you don't kill them or have sex with them?

>> No.13006156

>>13006150
>and sex you
THAN, fucking THAN

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>>13006146
Shut up.
Just shut the fuck up, and go back to /tg/.
We're talking about cute girls and why to sex them, not 'how many bullets would it take to kill a holst/dragon/etc.' EVERYONE OTHER THAN YOU HAS MOVED ON FROM THIS ASTOUNDINGLY STUPID TOPIC.

>> No.13006159

>>13006137
If this is true, why hasn't the demon lord won yet, and why hasn't the order crumbled? Individuals become charmed, yes, doesn't mean every single soldier does.

>> No.13006161

>>13006144
>"Central command, can we get an artillery strike to make sure the subject is terminated?"

>> No.13006165

>>13006159
>why hasn't the demon lord won yet
The reason is unclear, since WS never talks about it and Sapphirite is a propaganda machine.
However, it's likely that the DL prevents her side from winning because then the human race would go extinct.

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13006167

Have you ever loved a something, but also wanted to see it get hurt and bullied?

>> No.13006168

>>13006158
Kneesocks is best girl.

Not that anon but you sound butthurt

>> No.13006169

>>13006158
>Kneesocks
>Without Glasses
>DoNotKnowHowToFeel.jpg
On the other hand.
>Dat Grin
>Dem eyes
>Dat self-grope
>That tight top and thong
>Dose slender curves
>IKnowExactlyWhyIHaveThisBoner.png

>> No.13006170

>>13006150
What?

>>13006154
I would be fine with that, if they weren't trying to fucking rape me and listened when on e says he's not interested.

>>13006158
I said douche monsters, holsts are not among them.

>> No.13006171

>>13006143
>She presses her head to your chest and listening to your heartbeat
>Tells you how warm you are
>Plays with your hair and kisses you to feel you twitch.

Too cute.

>> No.13006172

>>13006156
>not killing anon and raping his ded body to make it transform into alp zombie for maximum humiliation

>> No.13006173

>>13006170
>What?
See>>13006156

>> No.13006177

>>13006165

That sounds reasonable.

Can't take over everything until she defeats the Chief God and gets monster girls popping out human male babies.

>> No.13006179

>>13006167
>Bullied
Maybe a little.
>Hurt
No.

>> No.13006180

>>13006159
Probably because they just have that large a population? Also what >>13006165 said. DL's smart enough to know she has to manage her resources until her Pantheon-Takeover is complete.

On another note, Sapphirette or whatever her name is, is not a propaganda machine.
She's a sell-out.

>> No.13006181

>>13006167
No. I don't want bad things to happen to the things I like because if enough ad things happen to them, all the good might go away and there would only be bad.

Which is bad.

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>>13006168
>Not that anon but you sound butthurt
I'm so fucking tired of the 'hfy' arguments that shitstorm up this thread and stop talking about the actual girls, like >>13006170, >>13006144 and >>13006161.
They're only interested in talking about how COOOOOOOLLLL humanity is and how great guns are and how terrible monsters stated to not actually be terrible are.

I just want them all to fuck off so we can talk about monsters again, instead of 'lolol i pull out a comedically oversized gun and shoot the woman who dares proposition sex with me'.

>> No.13006184

>>13006172
>Alp Zombie
>only dick her with a condom on so she never Wights
Justice.

>> No.13006187

>>13006165
Or maybe the fact that both powers are at a stalemate. The DL letting her subjects get killed is, forgive me, retarded.

>> No.13006188

So, I think I wrapped things up in a way that left things simple, yet clear. It's a nod to future installments and a consideration of the things that came before. I've still got three after-stories lined up, but they'll come during/between/after my next two stories.

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon

I'm well into the paladin story already, so I expect that to be done soonishly.

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>>13006181
Such a good hearted fellow.

>> No.13006191

>>13006187
The Demon Lord has broken the back of the Chief God canonically. She's biding her time and valuing the future of her faction over the lives of the current, which makes her kind of a bitch but a good leader.


Additionally, monsters lack the numbers in force to actually force sieges with all but the largest armies, because their armies are incredibly disorganized and undisciplined despite their incredible success rate.

>> No.13006199

>>13006182
>They're only interested in talking about how COOOOOOOLLLL humanity is

Genuine HFY, I suppose. Me, I just want to not be raped by a monster I don't like without some guy saying, to bad, you're gonna. That is NOT my hugbox.

>>13006173
I still don't understand, you fucked that up royally. Go to bed.

>>13006172
>>13006184
I'd have to like guys for that.

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Can't we just talk about cute girls being cute?

>> No.13006204

>>13006199
>I'd have to like guys for that
>what is the Alpification fruit
All you need is to get some of that in your system and poof go the dick and balls.

>> No.13006205

>>13006171

>She giggles and imitates the sound of the heart beat
>She does something unexpected to make your heart beat a bit faster
>She goes back to listening to your heart, imitating the sound at a faster rate.

>> No.13006206

>>13006200
Sure, and every once in a while, we deal with the scum of MGE, things like ropers, parasite slimes, ushi onis and the rest.

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>>13006199
>Genuine HFY, I suppose
And what the fuck do you think the 'lol i'ma shoot an ushi' greentext was?

>Don't want to get raped
Well, first I'd question your choice of fetish, but secondly it's unlikely to ever happen unless you go to Not!Japan and wander near the mountains. If you don't want it to happen, it wouldn't. That's a hugbox.
>>13006200
They just WON'T LET IT DIE. See: >>13006206

>> No.13006210

>>13006204
>alpification fruit

Not seeing it in the wiki.

>> No.13006211

Is there a monster that everyone agrees is shit?

>> No.13006213

>>13006206
>ushi-oni
>in the same category as roper and parasite slime
anon, its not mindbreak, it's just sex
thats rude because you don't like one kind of monster, you place them with the actual shit tier mindfuck monsters.

>>13006211
matango, parasite slime, roper, any of them that forcibly mind controls you.

>> No.13006215

>>13006210

Because he's making it up.

>> No.13006218

>>13006211

Matango, Parasite Slime, Devilbug are usually the hated ones

>> No.13006219

>>13006206
But anon, none of those things are "Scum of the MGE". There is no such thing, in fact.

Except Matangos. Quarantine them all, throw prisoners given death sentences in with them. Keep them producing normal, non-infectious mushrooms. Use 'em to get high with the waifu.

>> No.13006222

>>13006109
She's stuck to the floor

It's a prison.

>>13006095
Demon Dragons a sex

>> No.13006223

>>13006200
No, go to mlp for cute
This is place for suffering

>> No.13006224

>>13006215
Since when was I not allowed to?

>> No.13006226

>>13006208
>And what the fuck do you think the 'lol i'ma shoot an ushi' greentext was

Something to spite "invincible ushi onis" guy.

>Don't want to get raped
>I just want to not be raped by a monster I don't like
>without some guy saying, to bad, you're gonna

>> No.13006232

>People here aren't humanity fuck yeah
>They don't fight for humanity's right to exist and not be oppressed

I bid thee unfarewell.

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>>13006222
Yes they are.

>> No.13006237

>>13006232
Khan please, humans can exist as a part of the Federation even if they don't rule it.

>> No.13006238

>>13006223

I took your advice and tried that.

Didn't find any cute.

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>>13006226
It was clear /hfy/, and to pretend it wasn't is just silly. It involved an Ushi-Oni being hilariously stupid and a HANDGUN killing an Ushi.


>without some guy saying too bad you're gonna
Then just ignore them?
You don't have to win every argument, and the entire premise of the MGE universe is that men are raped by monstergirls.

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>>13006232
Oh you're back.

>> No.13006242

>>13006236
>Crotch window
This might become a fetish.

>> No.13006244

>>13006232

The difference is faggots think HFY is "Ahaha, blood and death and wanton killing with technology."

Instead of the real HFY of "Never say die"

>> No.13006245

>>13006232

I don't consider being a house husband to a loving dragon girl to be oppressive.

>> No.13006251

>>13006232
Monstergirls want what's best for us. Don't you want to join the side that wants to make everyone happy?

>> No.13006253

>>13006213
>thats rude because you don't like one kind of monster, you place them with the actual shit tier mindfuck monsters.

>. Tainted with immense desire, thoughts of savagely raping and violating men are always on their mind.

>Then, as if to unleash all the bestial lust that had built up until then, they’ll rape the man and indulge in spirit energy. No matter how much sex they have, their boundless sexual lust is never satisfied They never get tired in the middle of sex, and they will keep thrusting their hips against a man relentlessly.

>When a woman transforms into an ushi-oni, the great transformation is not only external, but internal. No matter how docile her former personality was, it will change into an extremely aggressive personality like that of the ushi-oni. The bestial desire to rape men and corrupt them with their own hands boils up. The bestial lust causes her body to begin to hotly seethe as though boiling, and she becomes unable to think about anything but raping men. And then, guided by bestial lust as a new “monstrosity,” she’ll head for a human settlement to get a man.

Dude.

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>>13006208
I want to molest a Kitsune Shrine Maiden's tail.

>> No.13006256

>tfw "Filthy" race traitor
>tfw think humans are bland, base, degenerate, twisted, selfish beasts
>Would much rather bow down to superior Monster Overlords
>Would be unable to contain my happiness if given the right to be transformed into an Incubus
Humanity a Shit, Good Riddance.

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>>13006244
>no true Scotsman
You're all a bunch of sad fuckers who need a stronk MG to show you the wonders of love.

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>>13006242
It's already one for me.

>> No.13006260

>>13006253
anon that still doesn't have any mindfucking qualities involved
that's just a monster that keeps people captive; see: sandworm, dragon, alraune, kunoichi, etc.

>> No.13006263

>>13006242
I thank the glorious Empress Nero for sharing it with me.

>> No.13006266

>>13006258
Oh really? And you'd say the ultrasub slaves are the same as the guys that want gentle femdom? Didn't think so. So don't lump them together.

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>>13006254
Don't we all?

>>13006253
And?
That seems severely unrelated to monsters that literally break someone's mind. They're just aggressively sexual monsters like Hellhound, Manticore, Wurm, Dragon, etc.

>> No.13006272

>>13006167
What a shit life

Fails at life as a kalar and feels so shit that she becomes a devil.
After working really hard to become a higher ranked devil gets tricked by Rance and gets demoted.
Then later gets forced to give up her name to Rance because a higher ranked devil (who she was ranked above before her demotion) forced her to say her name. Is forced to become Rance's slave for life.
Gets knocked up by Rance due to strange circumstances where Sill's contraceptive magic doesn't work.
Gives birth to the son of a human. As punishment is forcibly raped and forced to breed 100 devils. And male devils look like monstrosities.
Gets mindbroken. After a while or so gets released by Rance. Lives like a hobo on the run with her oldest son while getting hunted down by both angels and devils.
Still mindbroken.
Can't recover magical power or anything because she can't return to the devil realm.
Son gets tricked into seeking refuge from a group that plans to get chaos to kill her in order to make chaos stronger.
Gets penetrated by Chaos but is saved by Rance.
Begs Rance to save their son, saying that is the only thing she wants from him and he can leave her to rot and get killed.
He finds their son and throws them off the 60th floor of a building.

>> No.13006273

>>13006239
Whatevs dude, I ain't stopping because it makes you mad. Go watch madoka if it pisses you off so much. Not like I'm advocating killing every MG with a pulse.

>>13006245
But you see, you want that. Who wants to be raped by a hulking bestial spider. Not me.

>> No.13006275

>>13006266
But anon, "never say die" is as stupid as the rest of the HFY stuff.
>Not dying even when you're killed, ROW ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAAAH!

>> No.13006278

>>13006236
>dem thighs

Rance X will be good

>> No.13006279

>>13006273

All Ushi-oni dream of a man waltzing into their lair and demanding that they be ravished.

>> No.13006283

>>13006272
...hearing this kinda shit is why I don't want to play Rance.

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>>13006272
That's not the whole story, you know?
Still, Rance throwing Dark Rance off the 60th floor was amusing.
Of course Rance also stopped being such a dick to her after saving her in Quest.

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>>13006271
>You will never play hide n' seek using Auntie Ran's tails while she's busy meditating.

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>>13006273
>Not like I'm advocating killing every MG with a pulse.
Sure you aren't. If you're gonna stick around keep your masturbatory gun fantasies on the down-low.

>> No.13006296

>>13006273
>Who wants to be raped by a hulking bestial spider.
at the very least quite a few writefags

>> No.13006297

>>13006273
>Who wants to be raped by a hulking bestial spider.

While she's not my favorite i would settle for that, i imagine most in this thread would as well

>> No.13006298

>>13006260
So MGs are only bad if they mindfuck? What do you reshaping your values with mamono mana is? Besides, pretty sure a spider with infinite lust fucking you constantly until you love her qualifies as mindbreak.

>>13006271
Manticores explicitly reshape themselves for their husband. Hellhounds and dragons treasure their males. Ushis have rape on the brain 24/7.

>> No.13006301

>>13006298
>Ushis have rape on the brain 24/7
"their beloved husbands"
not that you care
your mind is set

>> No.13006302

>>13006287
it's not

Rance does decide to protect her.

And she's now recovering and is a second mother to Reset.

More dramatic if you leave that out though

>> No.13006303

>>13006275
If you don't have any faith in your own people, what's the point of living? It just means fight and don't give up. It doesn't mean you'll win or that you won't get wiped out. It just means there's something worth fighting for and saving.

>> No.13006306

I want to be a battered and broken husband of an unusually abusive monster.

I want to be completely broken physically and mentally, then rescued and nursed back to mental and physical health by a kind kitsune.

>> No.13006307

>>13006298
>So MGs are only bad if they mindfuck?
Yep.
>What do you reshaping your values with mamono mana is?
A natural part of the setting? It's true of every monster.

>Manticores explicitly reshape themselves for their husband. Hellhounds and dragons treasure their males. Ushis have rape on the brain 24/7.
All monsters, including Ushi, treasure their husbands. Ushi just desire to explain it in a very carnal way.

>> No.13006308

>>13006289
>If you're gonna stick around keep your masturbatory gun fantasies on the down-low

No?

>this nigga telling how I'm gonna post

>>13006296
>>13006297
I expected cheekier answers. I know she has a few fans, I'm just not one of them, and those that push the "you gon get raped hard" by an ushi stuff, aren't doing her any favors.

>> No.13006311

>>13006303
>don't give up
But that's stupid. If you can't win, you're not going to get anything by keeping up the fight.
I bet you think the Jews of Masada were bloody heroes when they committed mass suicide rather than surrender.

>> No.13006313

>Suddenly, talk of "Mind Break"

Oh fuck I wonder if this is that same idiot from last night who was convinced that MGs being charming meant that they "Mind-Broke" everyone that they interact with ever...

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>>13006308
>No?
Enjoy having your posts cleaned up because you're actively baiting shitstorms.

>and those that push the "you gon get raped hard" by an ushi stuff, aren't doing her any favors.
And you actively pushing 'LOL I'MA KILL A MONSTER' does nobody in your 'camp' any favors.

>> No.13006317

>>13006301
>Tainted with immense desire, thoughts of savagely raping and violating men are always on their mind.

Can you blame me?

>>13006307
>Yep.

That's your opinion dude.

>A natural part of the setting? It's true of every monster

Still mindbreak, don't play coy.

>All monsters, including Ushi, treasure their husbands. Ushi just desire to explain it in a very carnal way.

Yeah well they can go fuck themselves. WAY AWAY from me.

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>>13006302
It's also sweeter and shows that Rance is a softie and a manchild at heart.
Him throwing his son off the 60th floor was also to make him stronger in a way....

>25 years of no pants

>> No.13006321

>>13006311
>But that's stupid. If you can't win, you're not going to get anything by keeping up the fight.

But that's exactly how every guerrilla war against occupation has been won in history. Not everything is about fair fights and pure force. Quit thinking that anybody who actually likes humanity is some kind of braindead radical.

>> No.13006327

>>13006317
>Can you blame me?
Yes, since you're only reading the parts you want.
>Still mindbreak, don't play coy
Well, it's not as sudden or as violent as Parasite Slime or Matango.

>That's your opinion dude
And that's yours. Yours also happens to be the minority opinion.

>> No.13006329

>>13006314
>Enjoy having your posts cleaned up because you're actively baiting shitstorms.

So you say, Im free to discuss the setting however I like, just as any other anon.

>And you actively pushing 'LOL I'MA KILL A MONSTER' does nobody in your 'camp' any favors

I don't know how to respond to this.

>> No.13006331

>>13006306
Reminds me of a story idea that got tossed around a long time ago. Man gets captured, abused and mindbroken by some big scary monstergirl. He gets taken in by a kindly monstergirl and nursed back to health. But he later discovers that his rescuer had him mindbroken in the first place so he'd fall for her. It was a neat idea, but I don't think it went anywhere.

>> No.13006333

>>13006321
>Quit thinking that anybody who actually likes humanity is some kind of braindead radical.
You're not helping your case.

>> No.13006336

>>13006306
I like the way you think, but

>Kitsune
>Not an equally powerful monster girl who controls her strength around you, and is nervous of hurting you

>> No.13006337

>>13006327
>Yes, since you're only reading the parts you want.
Like that's not what everybody does. Fuck KC, right? Headcanon a best, as you say.

>Yours also happens to be the minority opinion

If you say so.

>> No.13006338

>>13006331

I know what you're talking about.

I made the post that inspired that.

>> No.13006339

>>13006321
Sorry but that just how I see you.

>> No.13006340

>>13006337
By the way, I was being referential, I like KC's work.

>> No.13006342

>>13006336

You think a nine tailed kitsune isn't one of the most powerful monsters in the setting?

>> No.13006343

>>13006331
Reminds me of one chapter out of an H-Manga I read the other day.

>Brother and sister are staking out what is basically a sex-house on their school grounds.
>Sister heard a rumor that her boyfriend is cheating on her.
>Brother heard a similar rumor about his girlfriend.
>Wind up peeking in on a bunch of different couples, until they see their own boyfriend and girlfriend fucking each other.
>They then take comfort in each other's bodies.
>Ending reveals that the brother wasn't actually dating the girl, but paid her off to seduce and fuck his sister's boyfriend so he could have her all to himself.

>> No.13006344

>>13006331

>Yuki-onna makes a promise with her future husband as a child
>When she's an adult she tracks him down and finds him mindbroken by some other MG.

>> No.13006354

>>13006342
It certainly isn't in Sengoku Rance.
>Omachi
>Max level is 50
>Masamune, the little eye thing with a frog car
>Max level is 70

>> No.13006357

>>13006253
How is that not mindfuck? Overwriting a person's entire being? Or do you just not care because it's a human woman?

>> No.13006358

>>13006354

But it is in MGQ.

And in the MGE description.

>> No.13006360

>>13006333
As opposed to you sniping with Masada first thing? Real classy.

In MGE, the final solution is the end of humanity. Regular monsters are already all almost converted to monstergirls. They're gone. Humans are next on the chopping block to be converted to incubi and become the other half of the DL's third race plan. No monsters, no humans, just one unified group of monstergirls and incubi who worship sex.

Either that bothers you or it doesn't. Either you see value in humanity or you don't. Those that don't just seem like they would be such sad broken people in real life.

inb4wheredoyouthinkyouare

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>Hey guys, what's going on in this thread, ready for petplay jinko-
>HFY arguing everywhere
Okay then. Guess it'll be tomorrow.


>>13006357
Presumably because it's not related to a male.
Otherwise, nearly every monstergirl would be accused of 'mindfuck', because all of them can change women.

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>>13006358
Everywhere else is a mixed bag. Sometimes they're the strongest, other times they're not even in the top five.
>Other monsters in Rance setting can get as high as 200+
>Hanty, the Dragon Kalar, has a level limit of 1000

>> No.13006365

>>13006363
Please post the story, anything to break up this arguing

>> No.13006369

>>13006360
>sniping with Masada first thing?
I don't even know what you mean by that. That wasn't the first post I made. And I don't hear you denying it. Those guys did exactly the kind of stuff you're talking about.
>>13006360
>Either you see value in humanity or you don't
I bet you'd be one of those guys in Waterworld who tried to kill Kevin Costner because he had beneficial mutations.

>> No.13006370

>>13006357
Meant for >>13006260

Kunoichi means living in a village, having some semblance of a normal life. Alraune got pretty toned down too. Dragons are just a matter of not being a pussy, and sandworm, please compare her entry with ushi's.

>> No.13006372

>>13006364

I don't consider Rance to be high on Monster girl authority.

>> No.13006373

>>13006360
Not the guy you're arguing with I did post a "Race Traitor" thing though, but that got ignored., but I don't care if you think I'm a "Sad, broken person".

I place no value in "Humanity". Humans are creatures capable of almost infinitely more harem than good. Personally I cling to the ideal that perhaps leaving "Humanity" behind would allow us to separate the good from the bad, and make something better of ourselves.

>> No.13006374

>>13006365
Nope, fuck everything. It'd attract another shitstorm of femdom vs maledom, profile arguments, and particularly whether humans are better than monsters.


Plus, I just generally don't like immigrants from /hfy/ on tg.

>> No.13006377

>>13006372
Even though there are numerous ones throughout the series?

>> No.13006378

>>13006363
Please Gauf.
Please don't abandon us again.

>> No.13006379

>>13006363
Yes, but not all of them do it so radically.

>> No.13006381

>>13006374
>Paladins and hfy not always a part of these threads since the beginning
How new can you be?

>> No.13006382

>>13006373
Well now you're spouting nonsense.

>> No.13006384

>>13006373
>Humans are creatures capable of almost infinitely more harem than good

I believe it.

>> No.13006386

>>13006378
On the plus side, it's going to give me the opportunity to extend it a bit and proofread it a few times with some new eyes



>>13006381
And it's always, always been stupid.

>> No.13006387

>>13006381
In the old days we used to have 40k folks who at least were entertaining.

>> No.13006388

>>13006377

Because they are far from the focus, and usually aren't used as inspiration for other MG centered works.

>> No.13006389

>>13006381
Not him but when you showed up to these threads doesn't make it the beginning of these threads.

>> No.13006390

>>13006389

It's been around since before it was a general on /a/ and even before it was weekend threads, so it's close enough to the beginning.

>> No.13006392

>>13006384
>Meant to spell Harm
>How the fuck did that E get there.
>Whatever. Humanity a shit. Harems a shit.
>Same difference.

>> No.13006393

>>13006388
They aren't used as inspiration as much, but they're still MGs.
Besides, they feel better thought out than most of the others.

>> No.13006395

>>13006387

Naw, paladin posting is infinitely better than WAAGH and HERESY

>> No.13006397

>>13006389
Not him, but I've been in these threads since 06-07 and I approve of paladins, hfy, and monsters. Face it, it adds flavor, we're getting stale. Until the next world guide comes, this is it.

>> No.13006399

>>13006390
>>13006397
It was stupid before it was a general on /a/. It's still stupid now. The only thing that's changed is you're talking about guns instead of spess mehreens.


>>13006395
If you think that you weren't actually around then.
At least they don't intentionally start 400 page shitpost storms.

>> No.13006401

>>13006395
I wasn't referring to paladin posting, I was complaining about the hfy people who are actually serious.

>> No.13006402

>>13006395
At least with 40ks, you know they're being silly.

>> No.13006404

>>13006395
This.

>> No.13006405

Newfag here. What's this HFY business?

>> No.13006406

>>13006397
Monster gir threads didn't really start until 2009/10.

>> No.13006407

>>13006393

The point is that they're far from the limelight.

Also in the Rance setting they're less monster girls and more the females of the youkai.

>> No.13006408

>>13006405
It's edgy kids trying to show they're tough by talking about how they'd kill Monster Girls for muh freedumb.

>> No.13006410

>>13006405
>Newfag here. What's this HFY business?
Mostly talking about how humans are inherently superior to monsters, how they'd kill monsters, and how freedom is somehow significantly more valuable than their lives.

>> No.13006411

>>13006397
Arguing about stupid shit for now the majority of the day is not adding flavor to the threads unless you just love the taste of shit.

>> No.13006413

>>13006405
Usually refers to people trying to be badass by posting about how they'll kill all those meanie monsters that they don't like.

>> No.13006415

>>13006406

Wrong, they were sparse, yes, but they happened, on /d/. Somehow they ended up on /a/ around 2008, and the rest is history.

>> No.13006416

>>13006399

>One guy makes a stupid shitty greentext
>Would probably just get ignored
>Guy argues about invincible monsters
>Dragging people into talking about how they're not
>Then more people arguing
>Then lumping it together with anyone who's pro-humanity
>Then more gun faggotry and traitor name-calling

Sure the guy at the top is a fucking faggot and started it, but everybody who kept responding made it so much worse.

>> No.13006417

>>13006363
Gauf, why?
Don't leave us here, man. We need you!

>> No.13006418

>>13006407
I think it's better when they're not the limelight.
And most are either monsters, female youkai, demons, or devils.
There's also Kalar, the female only elfish race.

>> No.13006421

>>13006418

The point is when talking about MGs from a MGE perspective bringing up Rance means jack shit.

>> No.13006423

>>13006416
I honestly don't care who started it or perpetuated it.
It's a stupid topic that only a handful of circlejerking faggots care about, and I'm not in the mood to deal with heckling while editing, posting, and greentexting a story that will likely piss some of them off.

>> No.13006425

>>13006416

I don't know why people constantly feed Daleanon's fire. It's fucking clockwork. Just let the dumb faggot blow himself up in his nonexistent minefield.

>> No.13006426

>>13006399
Well, I'd rather have a story every once in a while that breaks away from, " and then they held hands all night long" or any of the twelve variations we have going on.

>>13006411
As opposed to MG, which aren't even real? What's the point of talking about all this if you aren't having fun?

>> No.13006429

>>13006423
Why not just pastebin it?

>> No.13006431

>>13006421
MGE wasn't really ever mentioned until your one post.
The person could have been talking about Kitsune from a completely different setting altogether.

>> No.13006432

>>13006426
>Well, I'd rather have a story every once in a while that breaks away from, " and then they held hands all night long" or any of the twelve variations we have going on.

wouldn't that be the suffering stories
which are generally largely hated

if you want to work and you dont want to get harassed writing suffering is a bad idea so most writefags dont do it
it's a waifu hugbox simulator

>> No.13006433

>>13006423
Oh, it's you Gauf. Didn't know. Just post or don't. Stirring up more shit by publicly holding out is edging into attentionwhore territory.

>> No.13006434

>>13006416
>Gun Faggotry

Now hold the fuck up son, you tryin to start something here? You a europoor who loves criminals and not having protection or something?

>> No.13006435

>>13006426
>and then they held hands all night long
So do you actually read anything?

>> No.13006436

>>13006426
>As opposed to MG, which aren't even real? What's the point of talking about all this if you aren't having fun?
Then you need to take a break from the thread. Just take a month off. Don't lower the quality of the thread just to get your rocks off.

>> No.13006438

>>13006431

Except he was talking about them from a MGE perspective.

Because I was that poster.

>> No.13006440

>>13006429
First of all, that won't stop them from being mad.
Second of all, the greentexts I do largely take context cues based on people's responses to edit the upcoming text based on some prewritten guidelines
Thirdly, it's not quiiite done yet, I usually do a bit of editing work in the posting process.

>>13006433
I'm just not going to post, to avoid attentionfagging in a difficult time for the thread. This will be my last post on the subject, just clarifying.

>> No.13006441

>>13006318
>25 years of no pants
Sounds like MGC. Or Strike Witches.

>> No.13006446

Why can people not just ignore this
>MUH FREEDOM
>MUH MANHOOD
>KILL DEM BITCHES
attitude?
Is it really so hard to just...not call them out? They even admit they're just doing it for shits and giggles. Quit giving them the attention they're begging for.

>> No.13006447

>>13006432
See I didn't say suffering. Anon, happy and sad aren't the only emotions there are. We could have funny stories e.g. wizards. Scary stories e.g. living doll. We are underutilizing this setting by getting lost on waifuism. Yes, it's a hugbox, yes, it's meant for anon and his waifu, still, why do you think we deviate so much?

>> No.13006448

>>13006438
As in the very first post in the chain of them?
If so, it was never mentioned once so it would be easy to think otherwise.

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>>13006440
>three points
Don't take that tone with me, you're making it sound like I did something to you.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. Please stop hitting me.

>> No.13006455

>>13006446
>They even admit
Some of them are serious.

>> No.13006456

>>13006434
10/10, I kek'ed

I probably own more guns than the rest of you all put together with the pre-WWII collection my old man passed down to me. But sometimes that mall ninja tacticool idiocy just gets to be too much. Makes everyone look bad.

>> No.13006458

>>13006435
It was obviously hyperbole, though you guys sure do love your handholding memes.

>>13006436
Please see >>13006447

>> No.13006459

>>13006448

The chain.

MGE has reached the point where it can safely be considered the default position unless specified otherwise.

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>>13006449
Nah, that's just how I write.
You didn't offend me.


Anyway, let's talk about something else. Why are Lamia so lovely?

>> No.13006464

>>13006459

This is true. It's reached the level of a scientific standard.

>> No.13006465

>>13006459
Not really.

>> No.13006466

who is the best undead and why is it the lich?

>> No.13006467

>>13004688
>Alpperwock who is constantly fed Holstarus Milk sees this image
>Realizes it could happen to him

Hope that poor Alp is OK.

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>>13006460
Because when they love you, they can really express it.

>> No.13006469

>>13006458
>Please see >>13006447
That doesn't have anything to do with what I said. Are you being lazy or condescending?

>> No.13006471

>>13006460
Dem hips?

>> No.13006472

>>13006272
>Gets knocked up by Rance due to strange circumstances where Sill's contraceptive magic doesn't work

It's more than that. They were stuck in a magical labyrinth where the laws of reality were completely broken. It should be impossible for a human and devil to ever have a child, but he knocked her up in there because of it. That's why everyone is so pissed off at her enough to give her such a punishment and why so many want Dark Rance dead. And at least she didn't spend 'too' long in the rape pit, only enough to get severe PTSD from it.

>> No.13006474

>>13006455
In that case they should be even easier to ignore.

It's not hard anon.

>> No.13006477

>>13006474
But I can't! For evil to triumph all that is required is that good anons do nothing!

>> No.13006478

>>13006472
Strange circumstances covers that

>> No.13006479
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>>13006472
Poor girl.

>> No.13006480

>>13006472
>Rape Pit
So shitty used goods, why the fuck does anyone care?

>> No.13006481

>>13006469
Neither, I'm saying we could do more with what we have. Kind of like the paladin and dragons pizzeria greentexts from a few threads back.

>> No.13006483
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>>13006471
Wonderful, wonderful hips.
Just imagine them shaking back and forth hypnotically as she approaches you...
>>13006468
Ah yes, being hugged warm and close by a Lamia while she peppers your face with kisses. "I love you, I love you, I love you."

Then she fucks you in it.

>> No.13006484

>>13006465

Except it is.

Even stuff that doesn't take place in MGE setting is usually a modified version of it.

I'd say the other two primary inspirations are MGQ and EMG. Work that feature monster grils but don't focus on them are tertiary at best.

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>>13006483

>> No.13006488

>>13006484
They basically just have the most influence.

>> No.13006490

>>13006481
Fair enough. Just add more content and discuss about the content posted. It's an easy fix but pissing matches, I think we can both agree, are detrimental to the thread, and erodes the culture we once had.

>> No.13006491

>>13006485

YES
YES

>> No.13006492

>>13006480
It's Rance World. You hardly ever get unused goods. Besides, Rance only cares about women he considers A rank, and once he fucks em, they are his and he will rain hell on anyone who messes with them.

>> No.13006494

>>13006483
AraAraDesuWaKashira.jpg

>> No.13006495

>>13006488

Yes, they are. That's the point. That's considered the norm.

>> No.13006496

>>13006492
I don't know, Rance raped his fair share of virgins in KR.

>> No.13006508

>>13006455
It seems like 1 or 2 of them are, tops. The rest are just doing it for the hell of it. I almost can't blame them for it, I mean if you were sitting at the edge of a pond, poking the water with a stick, and for some reason a shitload of huge fish kept jumping out of it when you did, you would probably keep poking.

>> No.13006510

>>13006490
>erodes the culture we once had

Anon, not to be contrarian, but when the threads were at their chilliest, there was new stuff to be had, we are at each other's throats so often because we have stagnated, Am I wrong in saying we discuss the very same thing every thread? Again, culture? You mean th eendless horse pussy vs snake cloaca of flat vs busty, cakes vs milfs? Let's not kid ourselves.

Yes, I agree, more content, more discussion, but, you know.

>> No.13006513

>>13006508
That depends, would these fish be needy for petting?

>> No.13006515

>>13006496
Rance has fucked a lot of virgins.

Most were virgins before he got to them anyway though obviously many aren't as well.

Feliss is the only one of his girls that gets fucked by others after becoming Rances.

Though they haven't fucked since 5D (5 years in game)

>> No.13006517

>>13006510
We have plenty of content, it's just that it sucks and nobody cares for it.
Mea culpa.

>> No.13006522

>>13006510
*often discuss the very same things

>> No.13006524

>>13006515
May have possibly fucked her after Quest.
MAY.

>> No.13006530

>>13006517
There's plenty of good content being created recently.
We're in a writefag renaissance

>> No.13006531

>>13006524
he hasn't

>> No.13006534

>>13006510
No I'm talking about when threads lasted for three days on /a/. Before the horse pussy arguments started. It was like 20 guys talking about their love of monster girls through out the day. The worst thing that could happen then was an image dump of our favorite monster girls. It was the chillest thread on /a/. Pretty much shitpost free and mainly conversation. We had that but we lost it. I know 4chan is not a hugbox but we had civility for a while.

>> No.13006535

>>13006530
I don't consider writefagging to be content

>> No.13006537

>>13006531
Then he should.

>> No.13006538

>>13006530
Well I'm not part of it. Maybe I'll git gud in time for the writefagging enlightenment.

>> No.13006539

>>13006535
Well that's sure a hot opinion there.
I'm pretty sure stories fall under the definition of 'content'.

>> No.13006543

>>13006535
Why not?

>> No.13006544

>>13006534
You're forgetting most people here weren't there for that and there are some that don't even believe it ever happened

>> No.13006554

>>13006534
Well, I say again, we must try to make the most of what we have. I doubt those days, will ever return.

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>>13006544
I was around then.

>> No.13006562

>>13006513
They would be the silliest things you've ever seen, anon. They would yell nonsense at you and argue unimportant and obscure points with every classical fallacy in the books. They would be completely incapable of recognizing flippant remarks and good (or ill) humored ribbing for what they are, taking everything literally and at face value. They would ignore any counterpoints and simply repeat the same flawed logic over and over, until finally they die - horrible, painful deaths from asphyxiation, hastened by their self-destructive inability to just shut the fuck up.

You know you would need to see that more than once.
Especially since if you get more than one fish at a time, they will turn on each other - making the whole thing vastly more entertaining.

>> No.13006564

>>13006556
Motherfucking Rance.

>> No.13006565

>>13006539
>>13006543
I understand it's technically content, but I just don't care for it all that much when it's longer than one or two posts

>> No.13006570

>>13006565
Well then isn't that just, like, your opinion, man?
Not everything is going to be drawfaggotry.

>> No.13006573

>>13006544
Yeah I know. We exploded in a year. More people got into EMG then the arguments started. Then we got pushed to /jp/ by shitposters that hated we had a constant thread up. Now we have 150 posters in a thread.

>>13006554
I sadly agree with you but I would like us to be civil. Trolls aren't replied to. People not responding when they don't have anything constructive to say. That shouldn't be hard. Maybe I'm just old and getting tired of the bullshit.

>> No.13006574

>>13006565
>I don't read
And with that, I no longer consider you my companion.

>> No.13006575

>>13006570
It is but my opinion is right

>> No.13006579

>>13006575
>if it's longer than one post it's not content
>right
I think in this case you are literally, factually wrong, anon.

>> No.13006580

>>13006544

A lot of that was the nature of the threads too. 100 post shitstorm? Well threads only lasted about 300 posts because of how fast /a/ moved, so they'd disappear and not be seen by someone dropping in later.

Now everyone sees everything that happens all the time.

>> No.13006581

>>13006534
Those days were brief and are now long, long gone.

>> No.13006589

>>13006581
Dust in the Wind is a fitting song for the past.

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>>13006581
It's best to not worry about the past. What's done is done; focus on the future for success.

>> No.13006601

I love flamewars

>> No.13006612

>>13006598
Bitching pic.

>> No.13006613

>>13006598
I just miss the past and am being nostalgic.

>> No.13006615
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Liliraune alps are cool

>> No.13006624

>>13006615
It's a living!

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It is a known fact that Dakini is best girl.

>> No.13006630

>>13006615

This is now canon.

>> No.13006634

>>13006573
>Trolls aren't replied to. People not responding when they don't have anything constructive to say. That shouldn't be hard.

It may be glib, but, "this is 4chan."

And it's also due to fear, people thinking that if they don't keep things going, the threads, the love, will die. It's conditioned, especially with all the hounding of the past. That we still get.

>> No.13006637

>>13006615
I prefer Barometz, really.
Let's talk about Barometz.
Do you think they say "Meh," when they bleat, or "Bah?"

>> No.13006639

>>13006630
Nah.

>> No.13006646

>>13006637
They're sheep, so baaaah!

>> No.13006653

>>13006637
Meh, I really wouldn't worry about the specifics.

>>13006646
Yes, but this is a sheep from the east, so chances are, they also go "Meh."

>> No.13006656

>>13006615
You know if I got to keep my dick and fuck my new plant twin all day long I wouldn't even mind.
twincest bestcest

>> No.13006659

>>13006656
>Futa
What are you doing.

>> No.13006663

>>13006656
>MG
>with a dick

Anon...

>> No.13006669

>>13006656
Wouldn't it be you fucking an ordinary Alraune then?

>> No.13006676

>>13006659
You're right, I'm sorry. It's just the only way I could accept an alping. I love my penis, he's the only friend who has stuck with me through everything, no matter how shitty life gets. I can't just abandon him like that.

>> No.13006678

>>13006669
Not him, but A, yes, and B you get one extra pair of tits to grope, and an extra pussy to finger. So it's slightly better.

>> No.13006681

>>13006676
But if you're an Alp, you lose it.
That's pretty much what it means to be an Alp in the first place.

>> No.13006682

>>13006669
Pretty much. I'd be green though, so there's that.

>> No.13006688

>>13006678
Hell, you could get well and truly /d/ and invite that shy Tentacle plant over for wholesome threesomes.

>> No.13006692

>>13006682
So like, an Alraune-corrupted incubus?
I...guess so?

>> No.13006695

>>13006682
No, if the liliraune decides she likes you enough to keep you, she downgrades into an alraune. You wouldn't alp.

>> No.13006696

>>13006681
Didn't really mean literal alping, meant whatever the fucked up transformation in the above comic is supposed to be. Doubt its MGE related.

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>>13006629

I'll come clean with my filthy desires.
I want to fuck the smug out of this fucking faggot fox.

Then I want to hold her and listen to her breath while she drifts off to sleep with me.

>> No.13006702

>>13006696
It's called gender bending, and you'd still lose your penis, what you're looking for is being turned into a trap

>> No.13006707

>>13006692
>>13006695
Yeah, I get that. I don't know what that comic is from but I don't think it's MGE setting. Was commenting on the comic specifically.

>> No.13006708

>>13006676
Then you will never be an alp.

>> No.13006711

>>13006696
That is a literal Alping.

It was recently confirmed that Alps can be pretty well any species in the MGE, except really specific ones. Liliraune was even pointed out as a particular example.

Succubi-Alps are just the default.

>> No.13006721

>>13006711
>It was recently confirmed that Alps can be pretty well any species in the MGE
It was confirmed by an offhanded comment that nobody can find that alps can, in extremely rare situations, become other members of the succubus family.

Step up the bait, anon.

>> No.13006724

Please stop.

>> No.13006726

>>13006711
I can smell the shitstorm.

Alraune/Liliraune plants don't just alp a guy, the rule of wanting to be with men still applies. If the plant tried to alp you, and you weren't' receptive, it'd spit you out.

>> No.13006728

>>13006721
Fair enough.

But the part about Liliraunes being a particular example of such is from just a couple days ago, and I CAN find that one if you really want me to.

>> No.13006730

>>13006702
I guess instead of
>It's just the only way I could accept an alping
I should have just said 'it's the only way I could accept being the dude in that comic.'
Which is a pretty big modification to the premise to be fair. Another anon is right, it's basically the same as getting caught by a normal alraune, except with a sort of weird monster-twincest kink thrown in.

>> No.13006732

>>13006721
Alice and liliraune were both mentioned specifically, though becoming an Alice is apparently "hyper rare." The mechanism by which liliraune alpification happens wasn't explained.

>> No.13006734

>>13006726
Probably.

Probably...

>> No.13006737

>>13006732
If the shitty GT translation got anywhere close, it was basically something like if an Alp or Alp-to-Be were to stumble across an incomplete Liliraune, then she may "Train" said Alp into a suitable "Other Half", thus, Alp-Liliraune.

But as >>13006726 said, the guy would probably have to be receptive to it, on some level or another.

>> No.13006739

>>13006734
>>It was recently confirmed
Not probably, It's spit you out and you, being coated in nectar would sex the closest woman you could find, infecting her and drawing her to the plant to be remade.

>> No.13006740

>>13006732
>hyper rare
I think the exact explanation was that it could, technically, happen, but was so rare that it had up until this point never happened. Like proton decay or something.

>>13006728
That was a handwave from KC with his usual 'do whatever you want' is my guess.

>> No.13006744

>>13003943
>>13003973
good god. they're beautiful.

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>ACTION MGC NEWS 9
>And now that lovely Ryu, Mina Raindance, with the weather

>With the earlier hfy/ushi bulletstorm abating, new fronts are quickly flowing into the area of low pressure nostalgia posting left in its wake
>We have masses of TF and yuri on the horizon, classic fronts for storms
>Alp discussion and a small futa cell is moving in from the south as they swirl together and swell ever larger
>The mad weather wizard Holstalpo is making passes overhead, salting the clouds with KC baiting
>In a mere matter of minutes replies continue to pour in at a massive rate
>Grab clothespins for your noses, your umbrellas, and any flotation devices you may have
>A reminder not to venture out into the storm
>Ladies and gentlemen, we're looking at a class two Negastorm that continues to grow
>We'll keep you all updated throughout the night
>Back to you, Tom

>> No.13006747

>>13006746

My fetish is hands reaching out to the viewing.

>> No.13006750

>>13006746
I think the retards are mostly asleep, the discussion has stayed pretty civil so far.

>> No.13006751

>>13006188
Thanks, lanternon.

Is it wrong that I really, really want to hear more about Yuriko the relatively-stable Ushi-Oni?

>> No.13006752

>>13006746
Fuck off, alp ryu

>> No.13006753

>>13006737

Going off alp slime carriers, I'd say this is correct.

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Adventure? Why would I want that when I've got everything I need right here!

>> No.13006762

>>13006746
>Negastorm
I-is he back?
Should we head for the bunker?

>> No.13006765

>>13006759
You're going on an adventure whether you like it or not.
So I've kidnapped your waifu, and put her someplace where you'll never find her.
Good luck defeating me and figuring out where she is~.

>> No.13006767

>>13006746
>hostalpo

I admit, I asked this in the wake of all that alp bait, but that was wrong, seeing as DE is essentially succubus energy, it couldn't overtake the SE of a man, he'd have to incubize and then go through the usual alping, meaning alp holst is fiction within fiction.

>> No.13006772

>>13006765
I want to make a joke about that paladin villain who saves all the wives and protects all the marriages, but I can't fuckin' remember what we called him. It wasn't Cockblockadin was it?

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Mofu~

>> No.13006794

>>13006772
You mean the guy who showed up, saved he day, nodded and left? He was nameless. The guy who wielded a mace, right?

>> No.13006795

I wonder if it's possible to have a MG twin.
Say your mother is pregnant with you and a twin sister, she gets turned before she gives birth. Your spirit energy protects you, maybe you just wind up born an incubus, but your sister is turned along with your mother.

Kind of gets around the monsters can't birth human boys thing, though it wouldn't really be a useful exploit as far as the demon lord is concerned.

>> No.13006799

>>13006791
Didn't know this guy made monstergirls. Beautiful.

>> No.13006803

>>13006799
He's done elves before, right?

>> No.13006804

>>13006791
Foxes can't be maids. That's dumb.

>> No.13006806

>>13006751
You'll find out more about her, and the handful of others that showed up. Suffice to say that the government granting an Ushi-Oni citizenship was rather frustrating to a large number of the paladins.

>> No.13006808

>>13006795
After monsterization, she would only birth MGs, so this is useless.

>> No.13006812

>>13006795

It is possible for monster to give birth to human boys, but it's an incredibly rare occurrence.

I'm willing to bet that echidnas have the highest chance thanks to their random offspring vagina.

>> No.13006813

I know how to get you niggas to calm down for good. Here's a Harpy singing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LGATEyVVys

>> No.13006814

>>13006803
I am not sure.

>>13006804
For what reason?

>> No.13006815

>>13006795
And then your sister rapes you in the womb.
The circle of life.

>> No.13006818

>>13006812
>It is possible for monster to give birth to human boys, but it's an incredibly rare occurrence.

Not in MGE. The only example I can remember is MGQ.

>> No.13006822

>>13006812
Nice headcanon.

>> No.13006825

>>13006813
>One piece
Come on man

>> No.13006826

>>13006808
So what happens to the baby boy inside her? He dies? He gets alped? Both seem too dark for KC.

>> No.13006827

>>13006794
No, we named him some variation of cockblock. Or boxbarrier or something.

>> No.13006828

>>13006818

I swear it was mentioned somewhere, or at least implied.

Though in MGQ Alice could give birth to one at will.

>> No.13006831

>>13006815
Only slimes can have sex from the moment they're born, apply yourself. Or don't, that's sick.

>> No.13006832

>>13006814
They get hair everywhere, and they're always so sneaky. They might not even be real maids, but pretending to be one so they can spy on you.

>> No.13006834

>>13006806
Ah, what a rush.

Does this mean the Ushi-Oni aren't going extinct? Is the general plan to try and 'civilize' them?

>> No.13006838

>>13004920
No that's actually really nice to do. She deserves a nice man.

>> No.13006842

>>13006826
No, you said she was pregnant with twins, how far along is she? If she was turned in early pregnancy, I could believe the boy would be born an incubus and the girl an MG, after lengthy DE expousure. But after that pair is born, she'd only birth MGs, is what I meant.

>> No.13006843

>>13006812
Only MG able to birth human boys are the Kumiho, who are only 'technically' MGs when they birth humans.

>> No.13006844

>>13006825
So what's your problem with it?

>> No.13006845

>>13006831
Can human woman turn into slimes in the first place? That seems like it'd be one of the monsters that have a specific origin.

>> No.13006847

>>13006828
>I swear it was mentioned somewhere, or at least implied.

No. Monstergirls will give birth to incubi after the demon lord wins the war.

>> No.13006850

>>13006842
Oh. Well I wasn't arguing that, I was talking about the twins. So we agree I think.

>> No.13006851

>>13006847

Incubi, human, what's the difference?

>> No.13006853

>>13006828
I guess, still, not in MGE.

>>13006832
Fair points really.

>>13006827
Then I am lost.

>> No.13006856

>>13006845
I don't think there's a way in MGE and it's even less likely outside of MGE.

>> No.13006857

>>13006845
>Can human woman turn into slimes in the first place?
Lilim fuckery seems to enable human women to be turned into anything but other lilims. If they're surrounded by enough slimes they should be turned into slimes as well due to MAMONO MANA.

>> No.13006861

>>13006851
sexual stamina

>> No.13006864

>>13006851
>Waifu traits
>Turns any human woman into a succubus
>Sex crazy like monstergirls
>etc.

But the main point is monstergirls in MGE don't give birth to males period during the time it takes place. And even when they do, they're not human.

>> No.13006868

>>13006845
Seeing as dark matters assimilate into the woman they corrupt, yes. A woman can become any monster, except a lilim, kitsune bi, or things that are constructs, like chochin obake and golems. Then again, the rules say that as long as she's overwhelmed by a particular monster's mana, she will change into that monsters, so maybe they can become any MG.

>> No.13006871

>>13004957
>>13004969
In this story no. She threatens to do so though. But decides against it due to him saving her brother.

So she simply takes his virginity instead.

>> No.13006874

>>13006868
Human women cannot become Lilim.
That's probably the extent of the actual limitations, since Lilim can corrupt human women into near everything.

>> No.13006877

>>13006864

They can't, but the programing for them to do so is there. Placed there by the demon lord and suppressed by the actions of the Chief God.

I don't think it's unreasonable for there to be a system glitch here or there where they conceive a male child.

>> No.13006878

>>13006864
Incubi are humans warped by DE, so yeah, human. I know, it sounds bullshitty, but that's what the guide says.

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>>13006874
A Lilim is the ML's daughteru.
Basically MGE's Hornet.

>> No.13006887

>>13006874

They also can't transform women into Pharaohs.

I think they can only turn monster into base forms. So monsters that develop from a specific history are out of the question.

For example, they could turn a woman into a unicorn, but not a bicorn. Or the woman would need to be dead first for them to make them into a zombie.

>> No.13006892

>>13006877

Dude, monster in MGE cannot birth males thus far, period. The setting falls apart because MG could just remain in their own communities and would not have to hunt men. And with incest having no ill effects in this setting, even more so.

>> No.13006895

>>13006877

Except the Chief God is still the Chief God and keeps a hard cap on that. If it could be overpowered, don't you think the DL of all people, being a god in her own right would have had a couple incubus children by now?

You asked if it's implied or stated in MGE that monstergirls are having any male children now and it's not. Tell whatever story you want but that's the situation in MGE.

>> No.13006904

>>13006887
Hm.
Honestly, I forgot Pharaohs existed.

>>13006892
>Incest having no ill effects in this setting
Something about that rubs me that it just would not work, but i'm not sure why.

>> No.13006905

>>13006892

Not of the male birth rate was one in a trillion. Not enough dick to go around.

Not to mention most monsters prefer monogamy, because the more they have to share the dick the less they get to ride it themselves.

>> No.13006911

>>13006895
>>13006877

Exactly, even as a "god" she couldn't overwrite the settings the chief god has in place completely.

>> No.13006919

>>13006911
She's not a god.
She's just an astoundingly powerful monster with nigh unlimited magic.
But the chief god alone so far has the ability to alter the laws of reality permanently.

>> No.13006922
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>>13006813
>nobody calmed down
Come on guys, she's a Harpy and Yuki-Onna in one!

>> No.13006923
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13006923

>"Hey, kid. Join my crew, or I'll feed you to the Shark Girls."

>> No.13006926

>>13006905
You are arguing headcanon as canon, with your slim chance of a male being born. Monsters in MGE cannot birth males until DL wins completely, and even that has no guarantee, stop arguing.

>inb4 cradles

Except that even in that setting, the DL won, and humans had to be rationed so that men didn't die out.

>> No.13006931

>>13006923
>"But I'm married to them."

>> No.13006932

>>13006919
Which is why I used quotations marks.

>> No.13006933

>>13006919
Do we know what kind of monster she is yet?

>> No.13006936

>>13006919

The power of gods in MGE is rather limited.

They're far from omnipotent. Not to mention other, older pantheons exist.

>> No.13006946

>>13006933

The Demon Lord? She's a vanilla succubus. Even the lilim are basically just vanilla succubi with ridiculous levels of power.

>> No.13006948

>>13006933
Succubus.
Which is why 'succubus' is the most respected species.

>>13006936
That's true. However, the first Chief God created literally... everything. They stepped down a long while ago, though.

>> No.13006950

>>13006933

Demon lord is a succubus.

She made monster girls by basically turning all monsters into succubus hybrids.

>> No.13006957

>>13006936
All gods are inferior to the all powerful space whale that's really just a giant dick who mad demons because he likes watching humans suffer

>> No.13006959

>>13006904
Mamono Mana anon, ain't gotta explain shit.

>> No.13006963

>>13006948

Is that the confirmed that she created everything, or was that from an in universe perspective.

Could be like more like the backstory of Illias.

>> No.13006966

>>13006957
Is it a penis shaped sperm whale?

>> No.13006971

>>13006966
It's certainly a sperm colored sperm whale...

>> No.13006979

>>13006963
Unlike Illias, the Chief God is responsible for the creation of everything. However, chief god is a title, like demon lord, and the current one is a newbie, which is why the dl was able do pull so much shit.

>> No.13006987

>>13006923
But I don't know how to dance! I don't wanna get served!

>> No.13006994
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>>13006987

>> No.13006997

>>13006979

So it's more like Alice's back-story then Illias.

Current chief god is probably just a really powerful angel the same way the DL is just a really powerful succubus then.

>> No.13007009

>>13006997
Pretty much.

>> No.13007022

>>13006994
I have no idea what's going on now.

>> No.13007031

>>13006987
Anon, being served by dancing on the high seas is the last of your concerns.

>> No.13007038

>>13007031
Wait, we're gonna dance off against the NAVY?! We gonna get served!

>> No.13007041

>>13006994
>Associating Date-A-Live's best girl with a terrible ex-idol
Eww...

>> No.13007046

>>13006997
Makes you wonder what the first chief god was, though.
Especially with the creation of bizarre shit like hell and a monster-human cycle.

>> No.13007056

>>13007046
Given the heavy leaning towards the Greek Pantheon, I just assume it was Zeus.

Zeus is a gigantic dick.

>> No.13007062

>>13007046

Chief god and demon lord were both the same person.

It's all a giant show for its amusement.

>> No.13007065

>>13007056
Zeus didn't create the universe.
Depending on your source, the universe arose all at once from Kaos or by the hatching of a 'cosmic egg'. There are about three (maybe four) generations of divinities before you get to Zeus.

>>13007062
>chief god and demon lord have a face off
>it's just the creator slapping themselves in the face for an hour or so and laughing

>> No.13007070

>>13007056
>Zeus
Zeus didn't make shit though.
In fact, he stole Hades' position from him when it was rightfully his.

>>13007062
We Demon's Souls now?

>> No.13007103

>>13007070
Hades running the underworld was one of the things humanity actually had going for it. Could you imagine if some dick like Zeus had that job? Nice time when alive then misery for eternity.

Sure, Hades still gave that to you if you deserved it but he was a pretty chill guy all things considered, except for being a lonely yandere neet.

>> No.13007105

>>13007070
We Waifu Souls, all the time.

>> No.13007116

>>13007103
Good point.
Didn't Hades also have a waifu?

>> No.13007128

>>13007116
Yep.
It's funny, because for all the hullabaloo that's made about the 'rape of persephone', the other eligible gods are dicks on a vastly more drastic scale than Hades is, he just got to her first.

>> No.13007132

>>13007116
Persephone I think. She was the daughter of a fertility goddess.

>> No.13007139

>>13007132
Of THE fertility goddess Demeter

>> No.13007143

>>13007128
>Be Hades
>Make beautiful love with a girl that likes me
>Everyone claims rape
>Everyone hates me
>Everyone forgets about Zeus raping numerous little boys and goats

>> No.13007152

>>13007116

Yes. See
>>13007128
>>13007132

Where the yandere side of him comes in. It's so great to see them together though, like in the story of Orpheus.

>> No.13007157

>>13007139
Been a while since I read up on the Greek pantheon.

>> No.13007164

>>13007143
>Everyone forgets about Zeus raping EVERYTHING
FTFY.

>>13007116
Hades is Best God. Him (Maybe her? Who the fuck knows) having a presence in the MGE Has been hinted at even, with the Apophis' profile mentioning she's empowered by a "Certain Netherworld God".

>> No.13007174

>>13007139
Ishtar was more of one, and also more of a bitch too.
>Daddy! This half god, son of a sexy cow god insulted me for not being attracted to me!
>Honey calm do-
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WANT YOU TO KILL HIM WITH THE BULL OF THE HEAVENSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.13007204

>>13007164
>Zeus makes people hate Hades so people don't hate him
>Hades just chills in hell with his waifu and Charon

>> No.13007206

>>13007174
And then Brokidu died.

>> No.13007212

>>13007204
And Cerberus.

>> No.13007217

>>13007206
>Gil and Enkidu bro-team the bull and kill it
>Ishtar whines to get one of them killed
>Enkidu dies
>Gil becomes depressed as fuck
>His mother just moos

>> No.13007226

>>13007212
>>13007204
And a legion of Hellhounds.

>> No.13007229

>>13007217
>Gil curses Ishtar to always have dirty underwear
There's not really anything I can add to that.

>> No.13007234

>>13007229
Other than his quest, of course.

>> No.13007248

>>13007226
>Hades sings this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rfHoFU_AUs

>>13007234
>Obtains flower of immortality
>goes to sleep instead of eating it
>snake eats it while he's asleep
Dense MC-kun, please.

>> No.13007260

>>13007248
>Lamia eats the flower instead
>Runs off
>Gil wakes up and tries not to cry
>Cries an ocean

>> No.13007272

>>13007260
>Lamia sees him crying
>"Ara ara, boya, let me comfort you~"
>shrug.gif

>> No.13007283

>>13007272
>Fuck now immortal snake
>Feels slightly better
>His mother chews grass while mooing

>> No.13007304

>>13007248
>Making me want to see Hoss Del Gado spectral exterminator vs. monstergirls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXlgYsTcZXU
>He winds up teaming up with an arachne, wurm, dhampire, and an old paladin

>> No.13007309

Truly, the Undead always have the best musical numbers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCQxl4Ae84w

>> No.13007311

>>13007309
But anon, Frollo is practically a paladin.

>> No.13007320

>>13007311
He's disqualified due to his insane lust and lack of love for those less fortunate.

He'd make a fine crusader, though.

>> No.13007346

>>13006037
Yes please

>> No.13007398

>>13007320
But anon, he was Lawful Good, for he did nothing wrong. His pursuit of justice was righteous and noble, his love pure but conflicting with his duty.

>> No.13007401

>>13005881

>Unmovable object

Hey buddy, everything is moving in some way

>> No.13007402

>>13007320
The funny part was the captain was the guy who had just returned from a crusade.

>> No.13007408

>>13005833
This is why you always do pickup. It's always so tempting to take a mouse-bride in a box with you while you are there.

>> No.13007421
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>What price can one put on a romantic evening, anon? I am at a loss.

>> No.13007424

>>13007398
Eh.
More like Lawful Neutral, really. He just doesn't hold the love for everyone and especially the love of justice that you need to be a Paladin.

>> No.13007429

>>13007424
Love is the most selfish feeling in the world, how could anyone feel love and still do what is right?

>> No.13007433

>>13007429
It is love for a person that destroys you. Why else would it be forbidden?
It is love for everyone, even those undeserving, that makes you good.

>> No.13007437

>>13007433
>love for everyone
It doesn't work like that you fool. If you "love" everyone you don't LOVE anyone.

>> No.13007440

>>13007437
Nobody said it was easy.
In fact, it is impossible. To be a paladin is to reach for the farthest star, to search for the most impossible ideal.
But that's never stopped a paladin before.

>> No.13007441

>>13007437
That's the point he's making, anon.

>> No.13007450

>>13007441
So his point is not to love anyone? Isn't that contradicting to
>the love for everyone and especially the love of justice that you need to be a Paladin
>>13007440
Stop spouting nonsense please.

>> No.13007459

>>13007450
If you think it is nonsense then you do not yet understand what it is to be a paladin.


You must hold hope and love for all you meet, even those most vile and you must hope that they can yet repent their ways and turn to good.
You must only resort to violence if it will save others. You must seek tirelessly to improve the lives of others.

>> No.13007461

Would you dine with tanuki if she pays the bill?

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>>13007459
>If you think nonsense in nonsense you just don't get it
Yes. Now I told you stop, didn't I?
You gonna get some Bovine Retribution.

>> No.13007467

>>13006806
i want a happy ending for the slug girl, she is te one who deserves it more

>> No.13007470
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13007470

We like twins right?

>> No.13007474

>>13007470
Yes. Everybody loves twins.

>> No.13007476

>>13007465
Ah, anon. Your shortsightedness may yet be your undoing, but do remember that the paladins are, in fact out there doing good. You fundamentally do not understand what a paladin is; A tireless warrior for good, an upholder of justice, and a servant of righteousness.

>> No.13007477

>>13007467
the one who deserves it the most,
damn i need to sleep

>> No.13007489

>>13007470

No. Best Cheshire would be first girl with a happy ending if it wasn't for her meddling twin.

>> No.13007490

>>13007476
>a zealot blinded by dogma is out there doing the dirty work of greedy men in robes
>while believing they're a force for good
Just please stop.

>> No.13007503

>>13007490
>All religion is corrupt and the people at the top are all evil greedy assholes
>And the only good ones are blind zealots being used by the rest
You dropped your fedora buddy.

>> No.13007506

>>13007503
>fedora
The correct term is bonnet, m'lord. Fight the matriarchy!

>> No.13007508

>>13007490
If you think a paladin kneels to any man you would be wrong.
You appear to be under the misapprehension that the knights of the Order are paladins, whereas in fact they are not. Allow me to put it in a concise way because you seem to be intentionally misinterpreting my words. A Paladin is a warrior, armored or otherwise, who has bound themselves to a strict code of honor and chivalry and pledged to do good, free the enslaved, help the oppressed, do justice, and, if necessary, smite the truly wicked.
A paladin cannot and should not assume something so simple, however, that there are 'creatures of wickedness', for all wickedness has a root cause and it is this root which a paladin ultimately seeks to destroy.


Of course, if you don't want to actually hear any of this I cannot teach you, so what does it matter? You've made your point clear. You desire to see paladins as enemies, to see the world as black and white.

>> No.13007514

>>13007508
>black and white
That's rich, coming from someone who believes paladin propaganda.

>> No.13007518

>>13007514
>thinking paladins are anything other than good
careful you seem to have dropped your fedora
they are literally soldiers for goodness and justice

>> No.13007527

>>13007514
And see, you do not wish to learn. There is nothing to teach a man who covers his ears.


Just remember that some day a paladin may come and help you, too.

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>>13007518
>trying to attack my person when you're called out on your filthy propagandist lies
Sasuga, blind one.
>>13007527
No paladin would ever help someone hanging out with a tomboy Salamander.
Tomboy Salamanders are, incidentally, a much better topic than this paladin shitposting. You might want to consider talking about them instead.

>> No.13007542

>>13007474
Even if they're REALLY stupid?

>> No.13007546

>>13007514
And here we have a classic example of someone who confuses threadcanon with what popular culture thinks. Anon here is a rare specimen, under the delusion that Paladins, widely renowned as chivalrous Knights and do-gooders, are in fact evil.

>> No.13007552

>>13007538
>No paladin would ever help someone hanging out with a tomboy Salamander
And there you are wrong.
A paladin will help out anyone in need.

>paladin shitposting
Very ironic that you think this is shitposting, when you are the one who refuses to acknowledge what a paladin actually is.

>> No.13007553

>>13007538
>Implying Salamanders aren't already Tomboys
>Implying that having a ponytail makes them any less of a tomboy.
>Implying that giving them short-hair somehow makes them any more of a tomboy.

I think short-hair a best and it looks absolutely fantastic on her, but just saying.

>> No.13007554
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13007554

>>13007542
Yes.

>> No.13007559

>>13007546

What do you expect? He thinks that shitty short-hair edit is superior to original ponytail salamander. You cannot reason with such a man, if you can call such a wretched creature a man.

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>>13007470
Hawzel isn't stupid

Just unfortunate

>> No.13007565

>>13007559
I don't remember saying anything about it being superior. It showed up in my folder first so I posted it.

>> No.13007567

>>13007538
>paladins
>evil under any circumstances
You wot m8.
You do realize that 'paladin' is mentioned nowhere in MGE and as servants in the order is only threadcanon, whereas in literally every other game/show/book/etc they are good people through and through, if occasionally misled?

>> No.13007570

>>13006923
Oboro > Efanatika
Japan agreed, don't bother them about it.

>> No.13007576

>>13007562
I don't know
>"We won't fight unless you let us fuck you!"
>"...Okay.png"
Then again, you're right in the fact that she's unfortunate.
Like when she's turned into Medusa's plaything.

>> No.13007578

> I wouldn't know myself, but keep in mind if we do commission then it is five cents a word. The gandharva profile translation plus KC's notes came in at $32.80. It's still a good price, I'm just explaining why we don't want to try to commission everything KC tweets.
> 32.80 dollars for sexy bird tits TL

Holy fucking shit.

>> No.13007592

>>13007538
Why do I want to cum on her feet?

>> No.13007593

>>13007567

This. The role of paladins in MGE is played by "heroes", which turn on just about anyone at the drop of a hat.

All those poor soldiers and civilians that got shafted at Lescatie just because the heroes felt unappreciated and the nobles were assholes.

>> No.13007616

>>13007593
Heroes usually end up joining the Monster side because they can't sense any evil in them, right?

the paladin analogy is actually going better than I thought.

>> No.13007633

>>13007576
Well what could she do in that situation?

>> No.13007639

>>13007567
>>13007593
>>13007616

Monsters became linked with heresy and for the threads, the holy knights, paladins, became linked with the Space Marines. Not hard to see how the paladin edgeposting started.

>> No.13007642

>>13007578
Who the actual fuck charges that much?

>> No.13007645

>>13007633
Asserted authority?
I still feel sorry for the twins though. Even if they do give of a slight hint of lesbianism...

>> No.13007653

>>13007639
I'm not saying it's not reasonable, It's just a bit of a weird thing that it stuck around when paladins are considered unequivocally good in most settings.


Thank god we've got a reasonable paladin story coming soon.

>> No.13007657

>>13007642

Brolen apparently.

So keep in mind kids: When MGR asks for donations what they're really asking for is you to throw away your money.

>> No.13007661

>>13007616
Well, it depends. At the current point in time, they're just so out of their league that most get corrupted into incubi and husbandoed. High power heroes have the highest SE of human men so they're priority targets for monstergirls to marry.

The DL's husband was noted for being unique because he was such a once-in-a-lifetime champion that his wife was never able to really corrupt him. He was powerful enough to have killed her when they originally met.

But KC also says that regular soldiers have a hard time killing cute girls and defect.

He's never really given a good reason why the Order is still at a stalemate since everything he writes indicates the monsters should be steamrolling them.

>> No.13007668

>>13007645
And what?
They got mindaltered by Warg

She'd have to have killed them all which leaves her with no army

>> No.13007669
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>>13006845
Yes, but only Dark Slimes

>> No.13007674

>>13007668
Guess she was fucked either way.
Though she got fucked over even further because of her sister.

>> No.13007677

>>13007639
>40kid posting
>Same as paladins

Not really. It was just 40kid posting. I can't even recall paladin people saying heresy like that. I think it's more like what happened to pharaoh, who is supposed to be a good guy but always gets turned into this evil rich bitch because people like apophis better. Paladins would fight demons and such, so get made into bad guys.

>> No.13007678

>>13007674
>Guess she was fucked either way
Yep. Front, back and mouth

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>>13007657
Plus MGR keeps using the money to have stuff that's already been translated, re-translated again and again and again if it doesn't sound hugboxy enough.
It's mind-bendingly farcical.

>> No.13007691

>>13007678
Don't forget what Medusa did.
>Her stomach after taking that snake phallis

>> No.13007693

>>13007657
S'not even MGR.
When MGR's admin asks for donations, he puts that money into funding for the site, a place for people to (Barely) chat, and for the MGE Translations and shit to be posted.

It's just one guy, who goes by Perentie (An ex-admin from MGU) who actually pays for and manages the translations.

>> No.13007698

>>13007677
On the other hand people are starting to remember and like pharaoh more now, so maybe the same will happen to paladins?

>> No.13007713

>>13007639
You could probably translate "hero" as "paladin" if you wanted.
MGE heroes are holy crusaders blessed by God who fight demons in the name of the world church. So they're paladins in practice if not in name.

>> No.13007716

>>13007693

It doesn't matter who's managing what, that's still an obscene paywall. I know we give people shit all the time for doing shit >for free and "not fast enough" but this is so far on the other end that it's just retarded. Not even drawfags make THAT much an hour/effort.

>> No.13007721

>>13007713
Well, 'heroes' in the MGE setting are usually a lot more varied in their weapons, abilities, and tactics as compared to the archetypal paladin.

>> No.13007734

>>13007713
Hero's are not Paladins, a Paladin is a being that has chosen to be a paragon of justice and honour, a Hero is someone chosen by the Chief God, they are a hero whether they want to be or not, a Paladin chooses a Hero is forced.

>> No.13007751

>>13007716
Supposedly there are no other options for a quality translation. I don't know if it's that Brolen is actually the cheapest, easiest to work with, no clue.

Or it could just be that Perentie likes having all the "Canon" management in his pocket. Who knows.

Unless we all suddenly gain a working knowledge of Japanese, it's pretty well the best we've got to go with. At least the guy pays for all the standard profiles out of his own pocket, edits in the English text, and then distributes them.

If you think it's so obscene, why not try looking into knowledgeable translators yourself?

>> No.13007763

>>13007751

I'm already contacting what scanlators I know to let them know about this cash cow.

At the end of the day I'm starting to believe more and more that your second statement there is correct.

>> No.13007767

>>13007721
Yeah, fair enough I suppose. Mimiru's definitely a Hero, but magical girls probably don't count as paladins.
>>13007734
MGE is a bit schizo in that regard I think. In some places it implies that heroes are predestined by the Chief God from birth (which is what enables echidnas and valkyries to sniff them out as shotas), but elsewhere you're given the impression that pretty much anyone can become a hero with a training montage and a tithe-bought blessing.

So idk.

>> No.13007776

>>13007767
>but magical girls probably don't count as paladins
Depends on their methods of acting, tactics, ideals, and equipment.

Not that she filled any of them, but if she held a deep love of justice and smote the wicked with some form of melee weapon, turning aside both corrupt human and horrible monster, then she would be a paladin.

I see it like this: Some heroes are paladins, but not all heroes are paladins. Similarly, not all paladins are Heroes.

Honestly though, being a Paladin is more of an attitude and a willingness to adhere to the strict code.

>> No.13007787

>>13007776
Solaire was kind of a Paladin.

>> No.13007789

>>13007787
Solaire was very definitely a paladin.
I wouldn't call him a perfect example but he's certainly a good one.

>> No.13007792

>>13007789
He was certainly buggy.

>> No.13007802

The talk about paladins being good guys or bad guys reminds me of this old story.

http://pastebin.com/auib2wLi

>> No.13007803
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13007803

>Slightly misunderstood as being just a mindless savage, an ushi-oni will do whatever possible to please her new husband, even going to the lengths of learning culinary skills.

It's on the fucking wiki, Ushi's can be good housewives with training!

>> No.13007809

>>13007803
>Kitsune chef
She needs training from someone that's not going to teach her how to make sashimi or rice, like Piestrong or Dragon.

>> No.13007814

>>13007792
It's strange though, that in the end Solaire fell like a paladin, even if it wasn't his fault. He was consumed with a selfish desire and lost his way.

>> No.13007816

>>13007814
He was human.
Well, an undead one.

>> No.13007819

>>13007809
Ushi Oni becomes a great pizza maker, creates a rival brand, and so the pizza war becomes even fiercer.

>> No.13007825

>>13007803
I remember when "sandwich-making ushi-oni" was used to describe bad fics that has monsters acting wildly out of character to their profile personalities for no good reason.

And then KC showed an actual sandwich-making ushi-oni.

It was a great metaphor, and it got ruined.
And now there's sub manticores everywhere.

>> No.13007831

>>13007819
>The great pizza war satisfied countless people
>None were spared from the delicious deepdish from Piestrong's, the heavenly slaughterhouse special at Dragon's, or the stuffed crust at Ushi Oni's

>> No.13007835

>>13007825
KC just likes shitting over people's fun

>> No.13007837

>>13007825

The funny thing is the translation for that picture is like.

>So my husband didn't like eating raw dead animals
>I don't really get what his problem is but I thought I'd try this cooking thing so he would eat
>And you know it wasn't so bad
>But I'd rather make a baby

>> No.13007841

>>13007825
Man, I actually think that's a pretty good metaphor. I may use that.

>> No.13007842

>>13007837
Kek

>> No.13007849

>>13007837
>didn't like eating raw dead animals
>makes sashimi
How about making fish sticks, pizza, spaghetti, or something cooked for him?

>> No.13007863

>>13007849

Fire and caves don't really mix unless the latter has ventilation of some sort.

>> No.13007865

>>13007849
One step at a time anon.

>What is this "fire" thing you keep babbling about husband?
>You say it keeps you warm, and makes you food
>But I can do that too
>...
>Is "fire" a woman?
>If she is, I swear I'll kill her if she touches you
>You're my husband only!

>> No.13007869

>>13007863
She could cook outside of it.

>> No.13007873

>>13007865
What is she, a Wurm?

>> No.13007881

>>13007869

Ushi Onis live pretty deep. They'd have to probably walk for close to ten minutes just to get outside.

>> No.13007886

>>13007881
>I must hurry!
>Husband wants spaghetti again tonight!

>> No.13007888

>>13007865
>Guy makes a fire to show her
>The Ushi thinks it's a monster and tries to fight it
>After 5 minutes of fruitlessly getting burnt and healing she gives up and notices her husband laughing like crazy at her antics
>She blushes in embarrassment and pulls off her seal in anger

>> No.13007891

>>13007888
No.

>> No.13007892

>>13007873
Sheltered thing that lives as a hermit in the mountains and just eats raw dead animals. She maybe didn't even know her dad and her mom was the same as her.

It would be funny if it was a scary story told to young ushi's though.

>Fire is a thing that gives a man light and heat and warmth
>It cooks him food
>It makes him feel safe when it's dark and scary all around
>He cares for it and nurtures it
>Make no mistake girl
>Fire is a woman
>And if he has her, he won't need you

>> No.13007909

>>13007892
>Man has a long history and close connection with flame
>Become your man's flame
>His dear, dear flame

>> No.13007912

>>13007888
Cute as fuck.

They can't remove their own seals, I think.

>>13007891
Why not?

>> No.13007916

>>13007912
>It's made in china

>> No.13007930

>>13007909
>Burn brightly
>Burn for him
>And watch your light be reflected in his eyes

>> No.13007938

>>13007930
>Warm his heart
>Warm his soul
>Be his light and guide him through troubles and trials

>> No.13007945

>>13007938
>Fuck him hard
>What I'm an Ushi, what do you expect?

>> No.13007947

>>13007912
>Why not?
Because you're assuming a sapient creature doesn't understand fire. That is stupid as fuck. Even wurms know what fire it.

>> No.13007951

>>13007945
>Fuck him
>Burn your love into his soul
>Make it so that he'll only see your light and feel your warmth

>> No.13007975

>>13007945
>>13007951

> The next day her husband is sporting third degree burns because she took the advice too literally
> Good thing he's a masochist and an incubus

>> No.13007979

>>13007947
They're hermits that live a long long way from civilization, anon.
>>13007938
This is getting a bit too heartwarming for rapetrain spider cows.

>> No.13007985

>>13007975
>He can take it
>He just needs to chill

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>>13007979

W-Would you like some literature about the teachings of Arachnotaur?

>> No.13007996

>>13007951
>Ushi's are actually very spiritual
>They see themselves as an uncontrollable blaze, a force of nature, to give everything for their husband
>Fire is holy and only used in only the most sacred rites
>New husbands have a hard time understanding why they can't just make some nice crispy bacon for breakfast

>> No.13007998

>>13007986
Hit me.

please no I didn't mean literally

>> No.13008003

>>13007996
I like that idea.

>> No.13008016

>>13007979
Magic sex japan doesn't have any where a "long long way from civilization". She'll step out of her cave and trip over some guy's farm. Your idea is stupid.

>> No.13008029

>>13008016
She lives deep, deep in caverns and underground Anon. She is very, very isolated.


Perhaps you could be less ass ravaged over something so trivial? Or does seeing Ushi discussed at all make you mad?

>> No.13008050

>Come home from work
>Wurm daughteru has ordered numerous pizzas, eaten then, and made a fort out of their boxes while I was gone
>Tell her she's grounded
>She ignores me
>Tell her she's banned from eating pizza again
>She goes catatonic

>> No.13008069

>>13008029
>Or does seeing Ushi discussed at all make you mad?
Fuck you. I love me some rapespidercow. It's part of why I object to you acting like the dumb bitch doesn't know what fire is.

>Normally they live deep in the mountains, but sometimes ushi-oni come down from the mountains and attack human settlements seeking men

Whilst this can be interpereted as living deep "within" the mountains, it states that they live "In" the mountains. When they leave they come "down" from the mountains, not "out" This would imply that they merely live "on" the mountain and not "within." If indeed they live in caves, they are likely shallow and closer to dens. But whatever, you're clearly pushing some hibernating tarrasque creature which comes out once in a millennium and doesn't understand kids and their new toys these days, such as this newfangled "fire"

>> No.13008083

>>13008069
They eat their prey raw, are a long way from civilization, and don't understand the concept of "cooking". They live deep in caves, and are rarely if ever seen outside them. I think it's a very real possibility that a few Ushi wouldn't unserstand the concept of fire as something other than a wildfire.

>> No.13008096

>>13008083
It would certainly be uncommon, seeing as how they have a naturally high bodytemperature and seem well equipped for maintaining it, on top of the fact that they can safely digest raw food, but just because I don't use nuclear power doesn't mean that I'm ignorant of it. Ushis are routinely harassed by heroes and similar types, which would indicate that they live near enough to be considered a threat to the towns, otherwise they'd be left well enough alone. Humans carry torches, bring fire. The dark night is lit by humans with their fire. The Ushi would have to be basically newborn to not know what fire is, and even then like any other wild creature, she'd instinctively understand what it is, and to stay away.

>> No.13008107

>>13008069
> It's part of why I object to you acting like the dumb bitch doesn't know what fire is.

I dunno, anon, I think it's moe. She lives in a damp cave on a blasted mountainous crag and loves the taste of raw meat; why WOULD she know what fire is?

And then when you show her, she gets all sparkly-eyed at its amazing destructive potential and thinks you're kindred spirits 'cos you've got the knowledge to perpetrate destruction the likes of which she's scarcely dreamed.

> you and your ushi waifu will never cackle maniacally at the sight of a forset fire you started, burning everything in its path
> she will never fuck you lovingly in the warm ashes, drunk on the thrill of destruction

>> No.13008117

>>13008107
Enjoy your lynch mob of mega pissed monsters because you just burnt down their homes. your indestructible waifu might survive, but you won't.

>> No.13008121

>>13008117

Not if I shift her into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!

>> No.13008124

>>13008096
>humans carry torches
So the only experience an Ushi would have with fire would be natural phenomena (lightning strikes, occasionally) and people using it as a weapon to kill her.

You know, you're not really dissuading me from "Ushi-Oni that doesn't get fire"

>I don't use but understand nuclear power
You're also not an illiterate hermit living in the mountains with people coming up every once in a while to try and kill you with nuclear fission.


>the Ushi would have to be newborn to not understand what fire is
Oh, they would understand it is hot and it hurts.
They wouldn't understand, generally speaking, that it is controlled by anything else than her 'enemies' (she likely just sees them as potential mates) as a weapon or dangerous thing and is something you would actively keep where you sleep.

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>>13007657
>brolen takes 32.50 for a single profile translation
>othersideofsky translated 2 books for free

>> No.13008139

>>13008121
I'm pretty sure that while your waifu is nearly immune to spear hits and sword strikes, you are not.

>>13008124
>illiterate hermits
Ushi-Oni really wouldn't be able to read and must smell truly terrible, wouldn't they?

>> No.13008150

>>13008124
>You're also not an illiterate hermit living in the mountains with people coming up every once in a while to try and kill you with nuclear fission.
Don't fuckign tell me what I'm not.
>Gassmask shitposting in his den of bones

whatever man. If our retarded grand ancestors figured this shit out before they figured out that round things turn smoothe, I think that any one and everyone knows about fire. I mean, they aren't morons, and they can probably pass down info down their ages. and they probably have cavedrawings, judging by how primitive you think they are. Great grandma drew fire on the wall. that's how the kids learn

>>13008121
enjoy those envenomed spears from the hundreds of pissed off now homeless hornets.

>> No.13008152

>>13008050

>Come home from work
>Wurm daughteru has ordered numerous pizzas, eaten then, and made a fort out of their boxes while you were gone
>Tell her she's grounded
>She tells you she's in an anti-angry-dad fort, and that any "meanie scoldings" are nullified as long as she's in it
>Well, can't argue with that, I guess
>Leave her to her devices, go to the living room as to watch TV
>Half an hour later, she comes out of her fort, makes her way to the living room and climb on your lap
>You ask her why she left her fort, as she's now defenseless against grounding and scolding
>She shyly hugs you with her tiny arms, shoving her face into your chest
>"But being with daddy is more fun than having a fort..."

Would you forgive her?

>> No.13008153

>>13008124
>FIRE BAD YOU FEAR FIRE
>what are you talking about

>> No.13008167

>>13008150
Do we know how Ushi-Oni are raised? Seeing how solitary they are I sort of assumed they were driven off by the mother trying to monopolize the father when they hit puberty.

Additionally, while they aren't dumb as bricks Ushi aren't PARITULARLY smart. It's not entirely unreasonable to think of a lone Ushi-Oni as being sort of like those Papa New Guinea tribesmen.
But we're never going to know, because rapespidercows don't exist ;_;


>>13008153
Wut?

>> No.13008180

>>13008152
I'm such a softie. I'll forgive her, but no sweets for a week.

>> No.13008218

Whoever felt like waiting for the Dragon mistress story, don't bother anymore for a while
.

>> No.13008226

>>13008153
What... Are you talking about?


>>13008218
I'm sorry to hear that, anon.

>> No.13008227

>>13008152
Take away some of the things she likes to do to set an example though about the value of money and why one needs to be financially responsible.

After she learns, she would be forgiven.

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>> No.13008266

>>13008125

>When I last checked around, I was quoted 50$ a page by Saha, LLP said they wouldn't do a page, Desudesu said 55$ a page etc (there were about three others I contacted and I can't remember their quotes, they were over 50$ though.) Also, to cover our bases, I asked if Exet could double check to make sure I wasn't speaking out of turn, his comment was "If Perentie has no problems with Brolen, there isn't a problem". So for now folks, consider the topic closed. If MGR feels it needs to outsource its translations to others, we'll advertise and request help.

Well time to jump ship lads. We have MGU 2.0 in the works.

>> No.13008299

>>13008266
>Implying we ever go there in the first place
We're happy wandering in the /jp/ desert and eating our mana, thank you.

>> No.13008320

>>13008226
Don't be sorry about it.

>> No.13008326

>>13004534

Too bad, it's the canon end.

>> No.13008328

>>13008299

I think it's more that he's trying to tell us to get the popcorn ready for when they implode.

>> No.13008394

>>13008152
I would hug her gently and when she lets her guard down i would whisper into her ear "No pizza for a week" and then proceed to cuddle her while she bask in the horrible realization of what i just said.

>> No.13008404

Make your own conclusions about the fate of MGR:
http://bit.ly/1LUzBvr

Is MGR shit? yes
Is ELH a twat? probably
Will the Shrine Snake ever get out of her dead end job? No
Will Goku finally gather enough energy to unleash the spirit bomb?

>> No.13008407

>>13008394
>She hugs you tightly and begs with tearful eyes to stop being mean
>As some of your ribs crack you feel your heart stop from the cuteness

>> No.13008410

>>13008404
>Will Goku finally gather enough energy to unleash the spirit bomb?

Probably not, unless you convince all your Wurm daughterus to raise their hands in the air and help him.

>> No.13008411

>>13008404
Find out next time on Frieza Defeated.

>> No.13008422

>>13008404

>Is MGR shit? yes

Does it really have to be this way?

>> No.13008443

>>13008422
Swear to god anon.

>> No.13008446

>>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs

'Nother Greyguard update here, the first in a while. Theinn wakes up and a Priest fucks a succubus.

Update starts from line: 1469

>> No.13008454

>>13008443

Calm down, mang. No need to get violent now, you know what it breeds, right?

>> No.13008460

>>13008454
I will hit you.

>> No.13008462

>>13008454
But even so, it has to be this way.

>> No.13008469
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13008469

Why are manticores so lewd?

>> No.13008473

>>13008460

Anon, you need to control yourself. Do you always follow your wrath like this?

>> No.13008476

>You will never journey wit a Dhampir to kill her evil full vampire Mother/Sister
>You'll never bond over fighting for suvival against monsters and undead minions
>She'll never cuddle with you despite her initial aloof attitude towards you
>You'll never spend a year reaching the keep of her Vampire family.
>You'll never fight your way to the top side by side with her.
>You'll never try to calm her down as she goes after her direct family member herself, only to be cut in two from a surprise attack
>You'll never channel your angry and slay her relative for her
>You'll never kneel by her upper body as she's crying out of sadness and pain as she is slowly dying
>You'll never bite your tongue and force her to drink your blood with a kiss
>You'll never keep forcing blood into her until she heals, but at the cost of your own life
>She'll never go full Vampire herself to bite you and bring you back, only to find she isn't strong enough to make you anything more than a ghoul.
>She'll never cry as she holds your moaning corpse wishing she could bring you back
>She'll never be forced to be considered a monster by the people and be forced to defend herself for decades.
>She'll never just give up and accept her fate and allows the next angry mob to kill her
>You'll never come back to life as she is about to die and fend off her attackers as some kind of creature evolved past a ghoul, but not yet a vampire.
>She'll never cry as you two hug again.

>> No.13008477

>>13008469
More importantly, why are they so shit?

>> No.13008484

>>13008473
Charon is that you?

Swear to god if that's you I will fuck your mouth.

>> No.13008487

>>13008469
Is that a manticore domming a manticore and having lesbian tailsex?

>> No.13008490

>>13008487
yes, tail-docking

>> No.13008497

>Hellhound pup
>trying to eat ice cream
>it melts before she can take a bite

>> No.13008498

>>13008484

No, Charon is not involved in this, in fact, nobody is to blame but me.

I'm just ye olde random anon, standing here doing nothing productive.

>> No.13008500

>>13007803
>They’re one of the monsters feared as “monstrosities” in Zipangu. Even among monsters, their nature is especially ferocious.

Ushi pls, no one but the most masochistic or insane likes you.

>> No.13008501

>>13008497
>Tries to eat Pizza
>Cheese melts off or becomes burnt

>> No.13008504

>>13008476

>Resurrecting each other over and over

It's just like playing two medics in a videogame with a friend!

>> No.13008507

>>13006139
>"BUUUTTT MMOOOOOMMM!"
>"No buts honey, you NEED to get your homework done. You have a project due Friday."
>"But mom, I can't just rape him a little?"
>"No means no dear, plus he's here to help with your project."
>"But mom, our project is on lamia 'cuddle balls.'"
>"Ara~ In that case, let me get my video cameras and some liquid courage for our boy!"
>you just stand there too scared to make a move

>> No.13008511

>>13008501
>Tries to eat cookie dough ice cream
>ready to eat cookies

>> No.13008517

>>13008498
I will make you go full alp anon I swear to fucking christ.

>> No.13008520

>>13008511
>wants popcorn
>puts bag down her shirt
>*pop pop pop*
>'don't judge me'

>> No.13008523

>>13008326
>canon
Bad end is canon, author wrote the ending where the guy accepted her because the autists can't stand bad ends and started bitching.

>> No.13008525

>>13008507

What is the fucking purpose of doing a project on lamia cuddle balls? Kids have more important shit to learn, like Mitochondria

>> No.13008526

>>13008525
Shut up Woolie.

>> No.13008528

>>13008501
>being unable to eat pizza

That's just plain cruel.

>> No.13008531

>>13008517

Quit it with the Alp talk, mate. that's gay and wrong.

But who's to judge the right from wrong?

>> No.13008535

>>13008528
It's better in the long run.

That way she doesn't have to suffer through eating Dark Priest pizza.

>> No.13008536

>>13008490
I have the strangest boner right now.

>> No.13008539

>>13008531
Fuck it I'll just hit you with an alp.

>> No.13008552

>>13008525
Genes tho...I mean DNA.

Actually, I don't even fucking know anymore.

>> No.13008557

>>13008487
Lesbians can't have sex.

>> No.13008561

>>13008539
No bully!

>> No.13008563

Do you think red slimes ever had a period of shame when they went tie dye during their rebellious youth phase?

>> No.13008573

>>13006923
>you will never be Shanghaied by Blackbush the pirate
>you will never have to marry the whole crew
>plus the shark girls that hang out around the boat
>and that kraken that Blackbush pushed you overboard so that they could pass by her
>that kraken is part of the crew now

>> No.13008577

>>13008539

It's kind of upsetting how much the world has turned, so many threads have burned and now nobody likes MGR lyrics anymore.

Maybe people are just trying to make history by banishing MGR singing from /mgg/ or something. If they keep shunning away the fun things we usually do here, these threads will soon become barren wasted lands

I'll keep these customs alive even if it kills me, and they'll live on as my body vanishes beneath the blood stained sa--AAAGH ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I'LL STOP STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT ALP JESUS CHRIST IT WAS A JOKE MAN

>> No.13008582

>>13006923
>>13008573
Does she only exist in hentai?

>> No.13008585

>>13008404
>ELH says Brolen is ripping them off
>MGR gets pissed at ELH instead
>Admin warns ELH

What the fuck? I don't follow this logic

>> No.13008591

>>13008577
>nobody

I do, and I will not let the truth go unspoken.

>> No.13008596

>>13006467
Late post as shit but
>Could happen

>Not a slow inevitability she gets to watch slowly happen day by day

At least she gets head pats and cuddles so it isn't all bad

>> No.13008597

>>13008585

Compare their attitudes to those mentioned in KC's English Fanbase letter about MGU and it gets even worse.

But basically it comes down to:

MGU
>This is grimdark and it can be nothing else!

MGR
>Dragons are only allowed to hug their husbando twice daily. So sayeth our lord and master KC. Praise him. Also donate to the church of Brolen~

I gotta be honest they have a good racket going.

>> No.13008604

>>13008557
...what?

>>13008536
Nothing strange about imaging two tails sucking and tugging and drooling all over as they writhe about in a lewd dance.

>> No.13008606

>>13008591

It's weird how people get mad at MGR as if it were some kind of shitstorm or something. The threads are trying to erase things that identifies us. It's almost as if we've forgotten our names

>> No.13008612

>>13008606
I don't know the reason but it is certain that MGE singing has always been something warm and pure the handful who don't like it, and believe, it's just a handful, should try to find the peace within themselves as there's no need for a cure.

>> No.13008615

>>13008525
Shut up Woolie, MGC science classes are weird. And don't get me started on the health classes.
>pray to whatever you pray to that the succuus nurse isn't doing health class

>> No.13008617

>>13008604
Lesbians can't have sex. Licking and fingering muff is just foreplay.

>> No.13008621

>>13008582
What? I just did a quick greentext about some MG pirate and her crew

>> No.13008622

>>13008561
Oh I'll bully alps all I want anon!

Maybe I'll bully you next!

>> No.13008623

>>13008617
Actually, the best joke is. "Of course lesbians have sex. They're both female."

Buh-dum-tish

>> No.13008630

>>13008623
Jay Leno, you can stop now.

>> No.13008632

>>13008623
Girls can't have sex.

>> No.13008633

>>13008617
I think the word you're searching for is intercourse. And with strap-ons and dildos and such, that is indeed possible as well.

>> No.13008635

>>13008630

It's the chin. It has a mind of its own. Help me.

>>13008632
>Not getting the play on words
Ho boy. I'd hate to think what would happen if someone hired you as a chicken sexer.

>> No.13008646

>>13008612

I know, right? MGR singing is a good way to wash away the anger when you're feeling down or pissed off and just want to have fun. Still, the only thing I know for real is that MGR singing shall cotinue pushing through the hate, and it will not let up until the end of the threads is here, even if it means singing in the shadows, out of sight

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>>13008606
Uninstigated, most recently when people were caps-spamming each other over a dead thread, which is just an awkward image, it's the most cringe autistic thing around and running an already thin joke into the ground. Like when someone says "Did someone say NRAC? I'm not trying to push it like THAT person but oh boy, NRAC."

It's okay to not.

>> No.13008650

>>13008646
I hate you.

>> No.13008651

>>13008635
Have you ever seen a girl have sex? Then how do you know it exists?

>> No.13008661

>>13008651
Yes, a girl's sex is female.
>that'sthejoke.jpg

>> No.13008666

>>13008563
I'm willing to bet sixties slimegirls would accessorise with coloured oil bubbles to look like lava lamps.

>> No.13008669

>>13008633
That's merely apeing what men and women do, lesbians can't have legit sex.

>> No.13008674

>>13008622
But if you bully them all then there's none left r me to bully mate, think of others.

>> No.13008678

>>13008669
Anon, please. It's too early for trolling.

>> No.13008683

>>13008674
Then hurry up and find your own to bully.

I'm gonna bully as many unclaimed alps as possible.

>> No.13008684

>>13008646
The unenlightened few cannot make such a judgement call. They remain strangers to our traditions, but as you've said, hate won't stop us, for our love shall remain and it will flow.

>> No.13008690

>>13008683
Dude, let's work together, maximize the efficiency of our bullying!

>> No.13008692

>>13008678
It's a fact, women don't have penises, hence they need toys to do sex as was meant to, and be satisfied. Why do you think they all have dildoes? Don't bullshit me.

>> No.13008699

>>13008621
I meant that girl, Enfanatica, does she appear in anything other than porn?

>> No.13008700

>>13008692
Anon, please.
Just please.

>> No.13008701

>>13008690
That's gay anon

That's some alp talk right there.

>> No.13008702

>>13008683
>Bullying alps

>Not focusing your energy on one alp to maximize the effect of your bullying, custom tailoring each one for that alp

Come on guys.

It's quality, not quantiy

(Unless you start giving them all Hathor milk)

>> No.13008705

>>13008700
What? It's true. Take out licking and fingering, and what the hell could two girls do, rub their muffs against each other. Lesbian sex is not real sex.

>> No.13008711
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Cerea in full gimp mask, harness, bit and reigns BDSM outfit, running around an empty field with Darling cropping her flank. Rach losing all her sides in hysterics from the sidelines at how ridiculous it looks.
Never.

>> No.13008716

>>13008702
Alps don't deserve quality bullying.

>> No.13008722

>>13008692
>and be satisfied.
Wait, your serious? I'd laugh harder but shouldn't bully stupid hetfags.

>> No.13008725

>>13008722
yurifag pls go and stay go

>>>/u/

>> No.13008731

>>13008716
Alps deserve all the bullying, as long as it's out of love.

>> No.13008732

>>13008722
>hetfags

Not even him but fujoshit-kun detected

>> No.13008733

>>13008722
Oh it's a tumblrfag, well given that 99.9 of lesbians use didoes, your arguments are filmsy as fuck

. Biology makes it invalid, ponos goes in vagoo and lesbians try to imitate that. Fact. Deal with it.

>> No.13008734

>>13008711
no bob.

>> No.13008740

>>13008711

I'm afraid Danon crossing the alps still beats that out.

>> No.13008745

>>13008731
They're faggots anon.

They deserve low quality, loveless bullying.

Loving bullying is only for a Cyclops.

>> No.13008755

>>13008716
It's not about what they do or don't deserve, it about professionalism.

If you slack off on bullying the alp, not learning their schedule and quirks, not knowing what they store in their lunch box, then how are you going to bully a dragon?

By rolling up with a dinky carton of milk and go "eyyyyy baby. Drink it!"

No, you don't. You need to get some high quality Hathor milk, mix it into another drink so she won't taste it but will still get effected and then hide it an a guided cup so SHE picks it up and drinks from it.

Then when she's flustered and embarrassed a week down the line cause her pants are gripping her hips a bit more then they used too THAT is when you strike

Step it up son

>> No.13008761

>>13008684

Well said, they can't evoke our free will forever. We will sing when the sun comes up, with our IPs on the line. People may think we're spamming the threads and want us to go away, but we will survive somehow. Well, I'm afraid my time has come to an end, so I must leave now. See you again, friend, we shall sing again when the sun comes up.

Obligatory RULES OF NATURE

>> No.13008762
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13008762

>>13008725
So why was this shit being discussed here in the first place? You're a little slow with the redirect.

>>13008732
But I didn't post the monsterboy. /u/ would hate fujo-kun more than you.

>>13008733
Great statistics, m8, infallible logic. My world view is revolutionized. Really.

>> No.13008764

>>13008745
But that'll only make them jealous when you just slam them into a locker before going on to tease a cyclops about being a virgin. You'll have alps piling into you, hoping that you'll put effort into bullying them.

>> No.13008767

>>13008761
Forever ALIIIIVE!!!

Happy trails friend.

>> No.13008769

>>13008761
>>13008767

>evoke

I mean remove, hurr.

>> No.13008772

>>13008764
That's the plan.

Soon I will have my own army of Stage 3 alps.

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13008779

>>13008734
I feel insulted. Bob doesn't even like EMG.

>>13008740
Possibly. It just amused me she's getting all sparkly eyed over something and then racehorse masks. Okay.

>> No.13008786

>>13008772
Can you really bully all of them? A man can only bully so much.

>> No.13008788

>>13008762
>So why was this shit being discussed here in the first place?

Because yurifags are some of the obnoxious pushers of their fetish. The only yuri that IIs tolerated here is MFF, otherwise fuck off back to /u/.

And be a little smartass all you like, lesbians sex is not real sex, which is why they have to do a poor imitation of the real thing.

>> No.13008790

>>13008762
>Defending lesbians.
Not him, but you may be fighting a senseless battle here.

>> No.13008794

>>13008786
I'll bully every single one of them anon.

>> No.13008813
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13008813

>He refuses to admit that humans are inherently inferior to Monsters
>Implying you were not created to serve and obey them
>Your men are servants. Your women are cattle.
>Be defiant. We like that. We think it's cute.

>> No.13008815

>>13008794
Do you really know how much bullying you'll need to do? You have to get to know every alp personally, so you know what their weaknesses are, you have to make sure to bully each alp equally, or they might fin someone else to bully them full-time. It's a lot of work, are you sure you're ready for it?

>> No.13008827

>>13008815
Yes.

I'll even bully multiple alps at the same time if I have to.

>> No.13008832

>>13008701
It's only gay if we make eye contact.

Also if we become /fit/izens we become immune to Alpification no matter how gay we act. How do you think /fit/ still exists?

>> No.13008838

>>13008813
>demon get shot with consecrated bullets, easily bypassing her magic shield

Anyone up for coffee?

>> No.13008839

>>13008813
Figures men would defy Succubi.

I mean, who would willingly live with those sluts?

>> No.13008844

>>13008813
Coming from a being that spends every waking hour thinking about cock and how to get it.

For superior beings you are slaves to something so simple.

>> No.13008846

>>13008788
But the image and discussion wasn't MFF at all. Where were you, anon? You had one fucking job.

And yes yes, I know the meaning of life revolves around your dick. I'm aware of what MGE is, too. You can stop replying, let it die and go shitpost on /u/, /pol/, /r9k/ or I don't really care where, now, but do everyone a favour and stop talking about /u/ shit.

>>13008790
Not really defending so much as laughing at stupid people that shouldn't really be talking about that shit here to get them to stop. Pre-emptive shitstorm redirecting? I don't know, but damn, if it was always that easy.

>> No.13008850

>>13008762
Fuck off to /u/

>> No.13008851

>>13008832
>Implying /fit/ won't just be a bunch of gym bunny alps

>> No.13008853

>>13008832
Anon now you're really saying alp talk.

Don't be an alp anon.

>> No.13008854

>>13008813
>You will never lead a cult dedicated to worshiping the Demon Lord and help her take over the earth.

What is my purpose in life?

>> No.13008862

>>13008846
I'm not the guy who posted the mantirore tail dock shit. I'm not the two guys who were talking about yurisht. I'm the guy who said lesbians can't have real sex. And that guy already shut up anyway. You're the one kicking up dust, faggot.

>> No.13008866

>>13008779
Well I was trying to think who else was in there when the link was given.

>> No.13008868

>>13008854
Becoming a sheath for my sword, traitor kun.

And I do not mean my penis.

>> No.13008871

>>13008838

>Hot lead flying at at least 530 m/s
>Giving two shits about magic shields

>> No.13008878

>>13008846
>what you think you're doing
>what you're really doing

>> No.13008881

>>13008854
Go to hell, Traitor-kun. Scum like you has no purpose.

>> No.13008883

>>13008871
Ease down /k/, I'm just playing by fantasy rules. Just saying any bullet works against a magic user is a little dumb., Unless you take them by surprise I guess.

>> No.13008884

>>13008868
Are you saying you wouldn't help every anon get a waifu that loves him? I'm only doing what will make everyone happy.

>> No.13008890

>>13008884

>>13008878

>> No.13008893

>>13008862
I know which you are, retard.

>>13008878
>what anon thinks you're doing
>what you think you're doing
>what you're really doing
Implying implications? Was this really necessary?

>> No.13008907

>>13008893
The fighting already stopped, you are the retard, still bringing it up. Unless you're a troll, don't reply after this.

>> No.13008910

>>13008866
Lurkers.
Lots of lurkers.

>> No.13008915

>>13008884
>I'm only doing what will make everyone happy.

That's a big ass assumption you're making there.

>> No.13008916

>>13008851
>/fit/ is still just a bunch of really gay acting dudes
>It turns out saying no homo protects them from losing their dicks

>> No.13008920

>>13008916
This is so stupid it's hilarious.

>> No.13008930

>>13008883

Let's see how they'll stop Raufoss Mk. 211 rounds, or even see them coming from 1800 meters away at ~3000 ft/s.

Just kidding, I'm just sperging.

>> No.13008932

>>13008915
How is it an assumption that waifus make people happy?

>> No.13008934

>>13008907
>bringing it up.
Except it hasn't been? I'm aware it's already stopped, the reply moved on to that you're a fucking idiot. You shouldn't have kept replying after >>13008762 but here you are. Well done, you're actually an autistic retard.

>> No.13008943

>>13008920
>Alp sees /fit/izens acting homo as fuck
>Assumes they will Alpify, meaning that she can bully them by being an older Alp
>Gets really excited for the opportunity to bully someone
>They say no homo and go about their business working out unalped
>She is left confused as to what just happpened

>> No.13008944

>>13008871
If it's a magic shield, then surely it's not going to bow down to something as boring as high-speed metal?

Unless magic is tied into a user's exertion level, or something like that.

>> No.13008945

>>13008916
That got a chuckle out of me.

Nice one

>> No.13008948

>>13008934
Oops, I mean after >>13008846 really. Filtering reply chain now anyway so don't talk to yourself too much.

>> No.13008957

>>13008944

Paladins fight demons with swords. Can't bullets be flying long-range microswords?

>> No.13008959

>>13008943
>guy doing squats at the squat rack
>/fit/izen says lookin' joocy, breh
>forgets to say no homo
>turned into ripped alp immediately
stop it boner.

>> No.13008971
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13008971

>Exterminating Monstergirls
>Not converting them

>> No.13008983

>>13008934
Okay kid.

>> No.13008988

>>13008959
>/fit/izins chase her out of the gym for turning into a protein thief
>Shouting about gains and inquiring about if the muscle Alp is in fact mirin'
>Muscle Alp goes on to bully Onis and Minotaur to relieve her anger
>Being unable to go to the Gym causes her to lose her gains
>She tries not to cry
>Cries a lot

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13009001

>not adventuring with your childhood human girl friend.
>2015

>> No.13009004

>>13008932
You're assuming everyone wants monstegirl waifu.

>inb4 they do they just don't know it yet

Fuck off Deruella.

>> No.13009008

>>13009001
>She gets bitten by a werewolf
>Have to take her to the vet to be put down

>> No.13009009

>>13008957
I... suppose?
Arguing systems like this is next to impossible when the system itself and the rules within it aren't all defined at the start.

Inevitably, it'll just boil down to:
>But this works because magic
>No but magic doesn't work that way
>But it does for this thing though

Really, I just want an excuse to talk about Dresden Files magic.

>> No.13009011

>>13009001
Isn't that Ike?

>> No.13009012

>>13008957
Since a guy with a plain metal sword can usually beat down a magical barrier if he beats on it hard enough, you just have to see how much force a barrier can displace in how great an area until it gives. Then compare it to the stats of weapons.

That doesn't mean it's easy to get through one depending on the monster. A lilim might take a dozen atom crackers before she starts to get winded. No way to know without word of god or some other metric.

Then you have to consider what it blocks. Light obviously gets through, as does air. Would certain radiation flash fry somebody because they're not geared to that type of weapon?

Then you run into the old Borg situation, where after the initial surprise wears off, barriers will be tuned to combat whatever is used against them more effectively.

Alternatively, there's no reason you can't bless the fuck out of any weapon.

It's always an interesting conversation. But since there's no objective baseline standard, it always turns into shitflinging.

>> No.13009013

>>13009001
That's a good idea. Then you'll have a friend to invite with your marriage to your monstergirl wife.

>> No.13009017

>>13008988
>DEMON REALM
>D
>E
>M
>O
>N

>R
>E
>A
>L
>M

>> No.13009018

>>13006827
Late as fuck but I'm pretty sure it was Cuntblockeru.

>> No.13009020

>>13009011
It's fiiine.

>> No.13009021
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13009021

Very well, mortal. You have three wishes.

But if you wish for anything even remotely sexual, I swear to Allah I will go full-on Wishmaster on your ass.

>> No.13009029

>>13009021
Define "sexual"

>> No.13009030

>>13009020
>manly as suck warrior turned girl

Not fine.

>> No.13009032

>>13009021
All of us to be 2D
Monstergirls to be real
Free pizza for ten years

>> No.13009033

>>13009021
Good
Remove monsterscum
Jews
And give me unlimited pizza

>> No.13009036

>>13009004
Why wouldn't someone want a monster wife? What, are they going to find a human that loves them instead?

>> No.13009037

>>13009021
>Trusting a Djinn
We've both seen Wishmaster sweetheart, and I'm not playing that game. Get back in your jewel.

>> No.13009041

>>13009030
No shhh.

Shh anon, it's fine.

>> No.13009044

>>13009036
>Why wouldn't someone want a monster wife?
Maybe because they don't like monsters, much less the idea of mating with one.

>What, are they going to find a human that loves them instead?
Possibly.

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>>13009029

Anything that I decide is sexual.

>> No.13009053

>>13009041
Son I will slap you. Enough with your alp obsession.

>> No.13009055

>>13009044
Eh. Guess some people have no taste.

>> No.13009064

>>13009049
No but does it have to be towards you? Like what if I want to make a face a bit more masculine looking, would that count as being sexual?

>>13009053
It's fine.

>> No.13009065
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13009065

>>13009032

>Free pizza for ten years
>Ten years
>Even though you could easily wish for free pizza for life

Going Wishmaster just because you fucking triggered me. You only get Totino's party pizzas.

>> No.13009068

>>13009030
>manly as suck
I know it's a typo, I don't care. I'm going to chuckle like a damn child.
Alpian slip.

>> No.13009071

>>13009021
Remove kebab
Remove kebab
Remove kebab

>> No.13009072

>>13009064
It's not fine, Ike isn't even gay, poor try /y/, or /d/, whoever you are.

>> No.13009074

>>13008988
>Lack of exercise and depression eating causes her to get a little chubby
>Covers it up by saying she's just "bulking" for when she heads back
>crys and orders a pizza when they leave

>> No.13009077

>>13009068
Ah, I'm typing in the dark and missed that.

>> No.13009080

>>13009021
Monstergirls for everyone
World peace
All the good Japanese stuff get s translated

>> No.13009092

>>13009021
>Prease knock

>> No.13009094

>>13009072
No it's fine, it's hentai I ain't got to explain shit.

>> No.13009096

>>13009080
>didn't specify MGE, or even loving monstergirls
>Everyone gets eaten

Nice going faggot.

>> No.13009098

>>13009032

>Monstergirls be real

>>13009080

>Monstergirls for everyone

I am going to view these as sexual. You only get horrible Monstergirls that will vore you.

>>13009071

This is fine though.

>>13009064

It's sexual if I decide it is and I will only decide after you have wished. But if you have to ask 'Could this be seen as sexual?', then you probably shouldn't do it. Whoremaster.

>> No.13009100

>>13009094
I want you to explain to your parents why your girlfriend used to be a dude.

>> No.13009106

>>13009036
MGs just want your semen and spirit energy
Humans just want your money and social status

It's the same shit

>> No.13009107

>>13009096

Considering that the goal of the Wishmaster was to have the Djinn released and take over the earth, I'm going to say wish one and two is covered by that. So she gets what she wants by only granting one real wish.

Enjoy your Djinn waifu

>> No.13009112

>>13009098
Hey, what about mine wishes >>13009033

>> No.13009114

>>13009021

You wrote "Please" wrong, miss.

>> No.13009119

>>13009107
I'm not the guy who made the wish though.

>> No.13009124

>>13009112

I choose to believe that rather than 'monster scum', you meant 'monster's cum'.

Also that you didn't mean to remove Jews, just had something to do with Jews.

Jews are now everywhere and you have unlimited pizza, but now have an inexplicable allergy to anything that could be considered pizza or a byproduct of pizza.

>> No.13009128

>>13009100
>implying they would care.

They only gave a shit if I did a serious crime liike assault or robbery.

>> No.13009134

>>13009124
Ha, I still can sell it and get mad dosh.

>> No.13009138

>>13009134
Not with jews everywhere. You'll never get a customer.

>> No.13009141

>>13009128
I "believe" you.

>> No.13009150

All these idiots trusting djinn.
A djinn that pretty much stated she'll grant the wishes you ask as she interprets them.

The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.jpg

>> No.13009152

Is there any pics/fics of a Cheshire with big fat cat tats? Or are they mostly flat-B size?

>> No.13009158

>>13009152
>big fat cat tats Cheshire

DRAWFAAAAGS!!!

>> No.13009167

>>13009152

Yes, the daki and adult laska

>> No.13009168

>>13009134

>Selling things
>With Jews everywhere

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Done in by your own hubris!

>> No.13009169

>>13009150
She seemed like a nice lady.

>> No.13009175

>>13009021

I wish you were free.

>> No.13009176

>>13009169
That's what they all say.

>> No.13009178

>>13009175
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!!!?

>> No.13009180

>>13009175
Great anon, now you get a shitty wish and you've pissed off the dijnn

>> No.13009186
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13009186

>>13009175

>Giving complete and unconditional freedom to a being with seemingly unlimited cosmic powers

Thank you.

You will ultimately suffer for this, but thank you.

>> No.13009192

>>13009167
w0t.
Either I can't read English, or I need to lurk moar.

>> No.13009196

>>13009167
>adult laska
Don't remember it

>> No.13009203

>>13009192

The two-sided daki pilow cover drawn by Mari? I think. And the .less adult laska pic. And it feels like there's more but I can't recall right now.

>>13009196
She's sitting in a chair next to a picture of Jeff Goldblum going "I miss you Daddy" or something.

>> No.13009209

>>13009196
Might be talking about the pregnant laska pic.

>> No.13009212

>>13009209

That's the one.

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>>13009098
>You only get horrible Monstergirls that will vore you.
Joke's on you, that's my fetish.

Mimic doujin preview and Sandworm were pretty comfy, too.

>> No.13009227

>>13009215
The shit we have to put up with.

For the gorrillionth time, >>>/d/.

>> No.13009233

>>13009215

The fuck is this

>> No.13009235

>>13009233
Boatsluts obviously

>> No.13009253

>>13009233
Yeah, boatsluts. KanNomi and Children of the Bottom are good 'soft' vore, not to be confused with giantess shit. Similar to http://exhentai.org/g/781110/2e35f6c22d/

>> No.13009270

>>13009253
>Shoukai Shimasu! 4
1st is sandworm
2nd is kraken
Where is 3rd?

>> No.13009271
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13009271

>I'm working on more History's Enthusiasts

>> No.13009297

>>13009271
She's getting her ears scratched and head patted and there's nothing she can do about it.

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13009299

>>13009270
Oh, good question.

Maybe he has enough time for two before the next Comiket, given it is only February? Still an odd way to release previews.

>> No.13009323

>>13007669

Is that a woman turning into a slim or is that a slim going "I WANT YOUR HAT"

>> No.13009335

>>13009323
Turning into.

Maybe both.

Its a nice hat

>> No.13009375

>>13009323

She just wants to snap into a slim jim

>> No.13009388
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13009388

>Large, powerful monstergirls who are also feminine in personality and very self-conscious about their bodies

>> No.13009400

>>13009388
>Salamander who always wears loose fitting clothing because she's embarrassed about how big her breasts are

>> No.13009402

>>13009388
>Healthy, large-breasted MG that is very self conscious about her ample meaty claws

>> No.13009411

>>13009388
Tio truly best girl

>> No.13009413
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13009413

>>13009388

TEN-TON TIO TOOTSIE

>> No.13009434

>>13009413
Soft and squeezable

>> No.13009442
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13009442

I want dat sake-scented Oni booty.

>> No.13009449

>>13009442
Oni are alcoholic husband beaters!

>> No.13009453

>>13009442

I want an Oni that doesn't drink, and is self conscious about it because the other onis all make fun of her.

>> No.13009493

>>13009388
>>13009442
I want them both at the same time.

>> No.13009536

>>13009493
And then Anon was smothered to death. Twice.

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>>13009536
Too much Oni butt is bad for you.

>> No.13009541

>>13009323
>A woman undergoing fusion with a slime (left) and the final result (right).

>> No.13009551

>>13009536
>>13009539
All according to keikaku.

>> No.13009564

>>13009539
No such thing anon.

No such thing.

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13009568

10/10, would carry like a princess

>> No.13009583

>>13009568
I want to test out if I can motorboat them tities while we're standing up.

>> No.13009584

>>13009568
D'awww it thinks it's people.

>> No.13009591

>>13009270
>>13009299
The artist has 2 monstergirl series. The original and the EX series. The original are his own monstergirls (earthworm, some other kinda bug, and a demon with big hands and a extra-long tongue) and EX are MGE girls (sandworm, kraken). He hasn't said if he's going to continue EX or not, but if he does, I would guess the 3rd would come out at the next comiket.

>> No.13009599
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13009599

>>13009583

Potentially. She's around 7'5", or 223 cm tall.

>> No.13009600

>>13009568
>He doesn't want to be the princess for his Monster Girl
Step it up senpai

>> No.13009608

>>13009591
You mean this http://exhentai.org/g/772454/f2214d38fb/ and this http://exhentai.org/g/709697/f3e15fe463/?

>> No.13009618
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13009618

>>13009600

No. I want to be her knight. I want to make her feel as dainty and beautiful as possible. I will get swole simply so I can carry her over the threshold.

She deserves it.

>> No.13009624

>>13009618
You will make a fine husbando

>> No.13009626

>>13009599
So I would have to be about 6 feet tall or a little higher do it? Maybe if I stand on my toes, worth it of course.
>>13009618
You and I are friends.

>> No.13009628

>>13009608
yup. The mimic is the 4th in that series. Hope we get a scan soon.

>> No.13009634

>>13006834
Well, there's at least one more generation, and citizenship is typically retained barring reported rape or forced monsterization. Whether any of them survive the next, say, thousand years is probably going to be outside the realm of my stories.

>>13007467
A lot can happen in seven years; she might already be happily married with five kids.

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13009640

>>13009618
Well to each is own I suppose. Though I'd rather a waifu who's want to be my night an make me feel as dainty and beautiful as possible.

But if that's what makes you happy Anon, go for it.

>> No.13009642

>>13009600
>Wants to be a princess
That boy 'aint right.

>> No.13009650
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>>13008813
>Dat midriff
>Dat stomach

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>>13009650
I want to worship my Succubus Mistress.

>> No.13009657
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>>13009640

>> No.13009661

>>13009657

I like it.

>> No.13009662 [DELETED] 
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Best Shinrabansho

>> No.13009664

Horse pussy

>> No.13009667

>>13009664
Delicious.

>> No.13009669
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Best Shinrabansho and best Scylla

>> No.13009673
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>"D-Don't just stand there gawking you idiot! Unite us!"

>> No.13009680

>>13009664
Front a best

>> No.13009683

>>13009673
>that harpy's downy ass and thighs
I'm salivating

>> No.13009685

>>13009673
I'm sorry, I could here you over the sound of "Impregnate Me"

>> No.13009686

>>13009673
>Unite

I declare all of them my wife?

>> No.13009688

>>13009662
>>13009669
The fuck is this shit?
>Shinra Bansho Chocolate (神羅万象チョコ) is a brand of chocolate wafers packaged with collectible trading cards distributed by Bandai.
People make hentai based on characters from fucking waffles?
Really?

>> No.13009689

>>13009669

I like my girls without animal heads at crotch level thank you.

Or animal heads at all.

>> No.13009694

>>13009688
Not waffles anon, wafers.

>> No.13009695

>>13009021
I wish for Monster Girls to be real.
I wish for the efforts towards war, hatred and discrimination across the world would instead be focused into space development.
I wish everyone who has ever read this thread would become an Alp.

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>>13009673
I press my face into the Wolf Spider's crotch, causing her to blush red, stutter and call me a pervert.

>> No.13009699

>>13009669
Why do people draw her with two vaginas in porn?

>> No.13009701
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13009701

>Moot quits


Whelp shit big things happens when I`m not around

>> No.13009707

>>13009699
Because she's a monster

>> No.13009708

>Still no Yaleton
>Still no Dietritch
>Still no Semi-incubized Tom Rucks

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>>13009701
Where have you been? That's been a long time ago, everyone has already made fun of it and moved on. Especially /pol/.

Also, I'd love to touch the Cow. Cows were made for touching.

>> No.13009717

>>13009712
>partners with 2ch
But 2ch is terrible place.
It's mix between tumbrl and reddit

>> No.13009719
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13009719

>tfw when MachineAnon ded
I loved his stuff

>> No.13009735

>>13009712
>Moot got cuckolded

This is funny and sad at the same time

>> No.13009751

More shitty GT Translations!

>Liliraune Pollen can cause hay fever same as any Alraune
>Might be far-off plans for Insect Queens
>Hellhound has 4 big fluffy fingers like Anubis

>> No.13009754

>>13009751
>big fluffy fingers
Why can't they be normal sized fluffy fingers instead?

>> No.13009755

>>13009751
>Might be far-off plans for Insect Queens
Good, we've got Honey Bees and Giant Ants so I want to see what the queens look like.

>> No.13009757

>>13009751
Who cares
Where is more alps

>> No.13009764
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13009764

Why are MGs so based?

>> No.13009771

>>13009764
Because they love you

>> No.13009775

>>13009764
Better question is, why are Anubi so based?

They're even one of few species that don't Yuri Human Women into more of their kind, nor can Alps become Anubi. If you've got an Anubis, you've got a 100%, never anything else, Monster Girl. And that's fantastic.

>> No.13009779

>>13009764
Because they are nice, and they want to be happy with you.

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>>13009701
>tfw no Holstaurus wife.

>> No.13009784

>>13009771
Pfft.

That's hilarious anon.

>> No.13009788
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13009788

First there was Set, now there's Sekhmet.

What happens when two goddesses of war meet?

>> No.13009793

>>13009788
Oh .less you glorious line-smith you.

>> No.13009794

>>13009771
>they love spirit energy that they feed on
FTFY

>> No.13009797

>>13009788
the hottest hatesex

>> No.13009800

>>13009788
Hot damn.

>> No.13009801

>>13009271
yes anon you are doing gods work. >>13009297
as this anon said we must pat heads and scratch ears. and give paw massages

>> No.13009803

>>13009781
>no stretch marks
>no deformities
>perfect tits at every level of growth

Mamono mana is at work here. I'm sure of it...

>> No.13009805

>>13009781
Why did it go past day 4? That's perfectly lewd, everything beyond that is inconvenient.

>> No.13009808

>>13009788
They fight over my penis, with their tongues.

>> No.13009810

>>13009794
B-But anon, the-they only love your MANA so much, because they love YOU!

>> No.13009812

>>13009788
Is .Less actually using capitalization?

>> No.13009814

>>13009794
At least that's actually part of me, unlike the money that human women tend to feed on

>> No.13009817

>>13009788
I want to see Set as some Anubis Christmas Cake with larger breasts and hips than most Anubis, along with make-up and paw bangles.

>> No.13009818

>>13009805
That's kind of the point. It is an inconvenience.
Why else show her unable to look at her desk, or dry herself off, or fit through a door?

It's to portray how inconvenient over-swollen breasts are.

>> No.13009820

>>13009788
>What happens when two goddesses of war meet?
They duel for a war husband.

>> No.13009823

>>13009814
Somehow, that makes me feel better.

>> No.13009824

>>13009755
Well, in the most likely case, the queens would just like them, except with a larger abdomen.

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>>13009817
He already did Set.
Seth.
Whatever I don't Egyptian.

>> No.13009829

>>13009805
It'd be nice to have a Holstaurus who knows how to take care of invoices, taxes and other paperwork while you do farmwork.

>> No.13009831

>>13009788
>paws
Disgusting.

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>>13009794
And I love her for her horsepussy, and frontgina.

What are you going to about it?

>> No.13009838

>>13009827
I would slaughter a thousand paladins to take her favor.

>> No.13009839

>>13009831
Fancy a fight eh?

>> No.13009840

>>13009832
>Frontgina
Ewwww...

I will forever regret not telling Butter-T to fix up her front area, to make it clear she DOESN'T have that shit...

>> No.13009844

>>13009827

What's with her shoulders?

>> No.13009847

>>13009827
Would worship Dark Mistress Set. Massaging her paws, fanning her and serving wine for her.

I would forsake my worship of Hathor to worship Set.

>> No.13009850

>>13009788
>>13009827
I want those two to bully my penis with their feet

>> No.13009854

>>13009781
Man, this artist was great when Dragon's Crown was still played, and he's great now.

>> No.13009858

>>13009850
Have some self respect.

>> No.13009859

>>13009840
Why are you going ew at human pussy? Shouldn't you be going ew at the horse pussy instead?
I'd personally want centaurs to have only one vagina. The front one.

>> No.13009862

>>13009794
At least they let you dick them

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>>13009840
Did you commission him for that picture?
I wondered why she didn't look like a hobo compared to her profile artwork.

>> No.13009864

>>13009859
Then you and I are enemies.

>> No.13009872

>>13009810
They don't love you anon.

If they could get mana any other way they would.

Men are food that will become expendable the moment monsters find something else that produces mana.

>> No.13009873

>>13009863
Yes.
>Spoiler
Well that's just like, your opinion.

>Pic
>"Come on baby~<3"
I will never be able to hear that line in any voice other than that of DmitrI Maximoff.

>> No.13009875

>>13009864
>>13009859
Guys, why not both?

>> No.13009876

>>13009801
Remember how it started out, we need to molest her paws.

>> No.13009879

>>13007570
We already knew japan had shit taste, anon.

>> No.13009880

>>13009875
That's why I like the MGE Centaurs.

>> No.13009883

>>13009875
Because having two vaginas is just plain weird.

>> No.13009886

>>13009880
Yes, well, current translation holds that if they don't feel the need for one, it won't develop.

So everybody can have their cake and fuckin' eat it too...

>> No.13009891

>>13009872
Well then sir it appears we are in a severe disagreement.

>> No.13009896

>>13009864
Do I look like I care, horsefucker?

>> No.13009897

The real question of love, anons.
If your waifu had ridiculous pregnancy cravings at 3 in the morning, would you cook/go out and buy what she wants?

>> No.13009905

>>13009897
I don't do the cooking. Last time I checked, I wasn't the one with the vagina.

>> No.13009906

>>13009827
>>13009788
>Both those midriffs
>That tongue
>That somewhat accurate Egyptian armour and trinkets
>Those MIDRIFFS
.Less, I wish to just shake your hand.

>> No.13009908

>>13009897
Yes. I don't want her to be unhappy.

>> No.13009909

>>13009897
Well seeing that i work grave shift, yes since i'm up anyways

>> No.13009913

>>13009781
>tfw lactose intolerant

God isn`t real ;_;

>> No.13009915

>>13009906
If only we could admire their legs too.

>> No.13009918

>>13009876
yes we must make her all shy by treating her like the desert princess she is

>> No.13009922

>>13009897
Knowing my Anubis Waifu, something expensive.

I need to keep her happy, or Set will punish me for failing to serve one of her daughters.

>> No.13009925

>>13009897
>Get woken up at 3am by Waifu
>She tells you she's having a strange food craving
>You don't have any of the shit she wants in your pantry.
>She begs you to go down to the 24/7 Mart and get some.
>Get a third of the way there, and realize you forgot your wallet.
>Get back home, hear moaning.
>Peek into your bedroom and see some guy you've never met railing your waifu
>Between the moaning and grunting, you hear reference that the kid in her belly is his, not yours.
>Apparently this was the craving she needed satisfied.


I am so sorry I wrote that.

>> No.13009927

>>13009915
>Legman
I may like other parts of the body more than legs, but I like them enough to give you a high five

>> No.13009929

>>13009925
you should burn

>> No.13009930

>>13009897
>>13009922
>Anubis Waifu
Mah nigga.

I'd keep a well-stocked fridge to be sure to whip up whatever she might be craving.

>> No.13009931

>>13009918
I'm not sure we can make her super shy any more considering she 'raped' us, but damn if I'm not gonna try.

>> No.13009933

>>13009925
You should be, what the fuck anon

>> No.13009937

>>13009927
Too bad the fetish is kind of incompatible with most monster girls. There's really only things like succubi and kitsunes.

>> No.13009938

>>13009872
You know how KC and his setting operate by now.

>> No.13009939

>>13009925
No you're not, because if you were you wouldn't have written it you horrible faggot. Just go away and alp or something.

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>>13009925

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>>13009937
Or best lamia

>> No.13009944

How would your school years be if MGs were part of them?

I punched a girl in the face for waking me up once, so I think I would be avoided like a mushroom bitch.

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>>13009925
Shame on you.

>> No.13009950

>>13009937
Well, you win some you lose some

>> No.13009955

>>13009929
>>13009933
>>13009939
I know...I know...

>Alt. Route, the moaning and grunting is her masturbating to your photo.
>She's too embarrassed to ask you for sex because she thinks you're turned off by pregnant belly.

>> No.13009956

>>13009943
Is she recruitable in MGQ:P?

>> No.13009959

>>13009925
Fuck off.

>> No.13009960

>>13009943
That lamia is so... unfortunate.

>> No.13009961

>>13009937
What's stopping you from admiring exotic monster girl legs?

>> No.13009963

>>13009925
Fuck off your NTR faggotry

>> No.13009964

>>13009955
You didn't redeem yourself.

Fuck off and die.

>> No.13009966

>>13009955
>you're turned off by pregnant belly
But the prospect of daughterus is beautiful.

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>>13009930
The extra weight from her pregnancy puts more pressure on her paws, so massages are even more necessary. Along with keeping her fur brushed and even an ear rub, her ears must get sore from standing upright all day.

A pampered Anubis is a happy Anubis.

>> No.13009968

>>13009925
The fuck are you doing.

>> No.13009969

>>13009897
It depends on the cravings, but I'll do what I can. If it involves carving out a liver, for example...
>>13009913
Could've sworn that there was some way around this.
>>13009944
Probably wouldn't have lost it at 25 in that case...

>> No.13009970

>>13009931
we will try and we will succeed

>>13009955
well then i kick in the door and proceed to fuck her so tenderly she wont be embarrassed to ask next time

>> No.13009971

>>13009944
I was a shy loner with shit taste in friends until grad year, and pretty anti-social due to lack of trying.
So, I'd probably get picked up by an oomukade. Or a kiki. Or an angel.

>> No.13009973

>>13009955
If you had written that you would have been getting praised and could have possibly sparked a cute/lewd pregnant waifu greentext storm. But you didn't.

>> No.13009974

>>13009944
I think that would turn some MGs on

I was homeschooled so i wouldn't be that much different until I went to college, where i imagine i and the other homeschooled kids would be the only virgins in the place, I can't even imagine what would happen

>> No.13009975

>>13009967
And I am very, very happy to provide said pampering.

>> No.13009977

>>13009961
They're exotic, sure, but they're just not very attractive. I guess I'm just a pleb but I can't really fetishize non-human features.

>> No.13009980

>>13009955
Die.

>> No.13009984

>>13009955
You should have done that ending first. Fuck off NTRscum

>> No.13009985

>>13009838
>>13009847
Set rewards those who are loyal.

>> No.13009987

>>13009977
>I can't really fetishize non-human features
Does anyone here actually do that? I thought we just liked those features for making the girl look "different", but didn't actually find them sexually arousing.

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>"I-Is this really the kind of clothing human women wear? B-But it's so... tight... and restricting... a-and what's the zipper f-for...?"
>"W-What are you l-looking at? Y-You pervert..."
>"T-The village chief is not g-gonna like this..."

>> No.13009992

>>13009980
>>13009964
Yes, I know...

>>13009966
>>13009970
Good men, the both of you.

>>13009973
>>13009984
Yes, and I am sorry for that. I had both things in mind, and I very much considered erasing the NTR and just putting in the Masturbation from the beginning.

But then I wouldn't be deliberately fucking with you people, would I?

>> No.13009994

>>13009897
Sure, hope she likes all natural holstaurus ice cream

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>>13009925
Muh nigga
Best end

>> No.13009997

>>13009974
>turn some MGs on

They wouldn't get a chance anon, I skipped a shit ton of class and slept through even more.

I was also very anti-social and would eat on the overpass nearby the school where nobody went, so I honestly think I would be the only virgin in MGC.

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>>13009970
Who said Anubis would be the focus of the next chapter?

>> No.13010002

>>13009985
I've worshipped Anubis as my Egyptian MG, I've awaited for an Egyptian god to represent them, like Hathor for Holstaurus.

My path is clear, glory to Set.

>> No.13010004

>>13009992
>>13009996
Both of you just fuck off with your shit fetish.

>> No.13010006

>>13009992
Leave.

>> No.13010009

>>13009925
MORE OF THIS
RIGHT NOW

>> No.13010010

>>13009987
oh, it's you again

>> No.13010011

>>13009971
>shy loner with shit taste in friends until grad year, and pretty anti-social due to lack of trying.

I didn't know I had an exact clone of myself.

>> No.13010012

>>13009987
>Does anyone here actually do that?
The closet furries do, but that's about it.

>> No.13010013

>>13009969
>Could've sworn that there was some way around this.

Dark magic?

>> No.13010014

Please friends, no bully

>> No.13010015

>>13009998
Blasphemy!

>>13010002
I'd rather just worship mai waifu...

>> No.13010016

>>13009955
>Turned off by preggo wife

The cravings must be getting to her, she knows that would never happen

>> No.13010017

>>13010009
Kill yourself, you would literally be doing the world a favor.

>> No.13010019

>>13009992
I hope someone breaks into your house and throws you off a bridge.

>> No.13010022

>>13009990
Her legs are like cords of iron.

>> No.13010024

>>13010011
Eh, it's probably just really common.

>> No.13010025

>>13010016
Good man.

>>13009996
>>13010009
Ew, no.

>>13010004
>>13010019
I am very sorry. But somebody bullied me with NTRShit a couple nights ago, and I just had to work it out of my system I suppose.

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>>13009925
Is he also fat old and faceless?
This is important

>> No.13010029

>>13009998
bet we must please the desert princess lest she punish us for our indiscretion

>> No.13010032

>>13009944
I spent all my time hanging out in the library reading comic books.

A few threads back, somebody who actually wasn't me proposed the idea of an Anubis who would do the same.

This thought makes me happy.

>> No.13010035

>>13009969
>It depends on the cravings, but I'll do what I can. If it involves carving out a liver, for example...
>Not sneaking onto a local farm and gutting a couple chickens before running away as the farmer comes running out with a shotgun

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>Don't let the thread burn down

>> No.13010038

>>13010028
Fatoldguyfetishkun please. You'd fap to a bowl of jello being eaten by one of them while he masturbated.

>> No.13010039

>>13010015
Don't worry, by worshiping your Anubis waifu you are worshiping one of Set's daughters. This should also please her.

>> No.13010040

>>13009996
>>13010028
You're wasting images AND shitposting.

>> No.13010041

>>13010025
I don't hear you going face-first off a bridge

>> No.13010042

>>13010025
>I got bullied by a person on the internet a few nights ago
>So I'm gonna shit up a thread that's actually at a good point and hope that person is actually on
You should feel bad.

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>>13010025
>mfw it was me who bullied poor Gauf into NTR

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>>13010015
>>13010029
Now Anon...hasn't history shown you there are more MGs that require your services?

>> No.13010045

>>13010042
I do anon. I do.

I'm also sorry that I'm laughing.
Also the guy who bullied me gets off to NTR anyway, so it's not like it'd affect him.

>> No.13010046

All of you cunts deserve this thread to burn for actually responding to his shitposting.
You are all too dumb to actually deserve anything happy or good.

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>>13009925

[ ] Don't kill them
[ ] Kill them
[x] Burn them alive

>> No.13010050

>>13010046
Love you too.

>> No.13010051

Would you guys a Nagisa Dormouse?

>> No.13010053

>>13010039
Well, I suppose so...

>>13010044
Maybe, but I'd rather give my all to Anubis.

>> No.13010054

>>13010046
But I think that you deserve to be happy.

>> No.13010058

>>13010051
Kyou is best girl, also I don't want my wife to die during childbirth so no.

>> No.13010061

>>13010043
>Implying I'm Gauf?

>> No.13010062

>>13010042
I'm right here, anon

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13010067

Don't mind me.

>> No.13010070

>Realize there is a place here for writefagging about a rejected Anon who stalks his MG

>> No.13010071

>>13010013
Like lactose free milk.
>>13010035
>that moment when you're unable to defend your chicken girls from some psycho freak out to carve out their livers.

>> No.13010072

>>13010049

[ ] Don't kill them
[ ] Kill them
[ ] Burn them alive
[x] Burn their bodies with radiation until their skin melts, then keep their remains on half-assed life support for the following years

>> No.13010073

>>13010044
we must remain loyal because as one anon said set rewards those who are loyal. please do not try and tempt me any further for it will not work

>> No.13010076

>>13010072
Edgy-kun, calm your titties

>> No.13010080

>>13010067
I'd be fine with it.

>> No.13010081

>>13010067

Oh hey, what's up? Did Miss Happy stay at home today?

>> No.13010082

>>13010067
You jinxed it a little by cutting her fur off when removing the tailpussy.

>> No.13010087

>>13010070
>Role Reversal
Yes, yes there is.

Get to it.

>>13010035
>Chicken Liver
>Not high-quality Goose Liver
>Not killing geese cause they're assholes anyway.
Step it up anon.

>> No.13010088

>>13010067
Actually way better. Now we just need her to actually be a vicious, brutal maneater rather than just pretending to be one.

>> No.13010089

>>13003928
>thegreens is kill
Naw mang, I just really needed a nap

>> No.13010091

>>13010067
No fat tailpussy, no dick.

>> No.13010095

>>13010076
>not going full OJ Simpsons on them

Faggot, you deserve to be cheated on.

>> No.13010101

>>13010088
Edge-kun please.

>> No.13010102

>>13010087
>not finding a black market dealer and getting prim human liver

>> No.13010103
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13010103

>>13010081
Do Miss' Happy's spines have names too?

>> No.13010107

>>13010067
But how can I pour milk down your tail if you don't have one?

>> No.13010109

>>13010103
No silly.

Those are Miss Happy's love sticks.

>> No.13010110

>>13010103

Jab Snicker & Wock Snack > Miss Happy

>> No.13010112

>>13010089
Ssssssh!

Your dead, stop spoiling our mourning

>> No.13010114

>>13010103
They come off, so why would they? It's like naming baby teeth.

>> No.13010116

I want to have a threesome with Set and Sekhmet, and I want them to bully my dick with their paws

Is that so much to ask

>> No.13010124

>>13010103
Spikey, Pointy, sharpee, Piercey, and Ralph

>> No.13010125
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13010125

Don't bully Sea Bishops, or you'll regret it!

>> No.13010126

>>13010087
Sorry I can't start on it yet. My efforts and my dick are dedicated to writing about Anubis and her vigorous studies.

>> No.13010127

>>13010116
>and I want them to bully my dick with their paws
Why their paws if they could use their breasts or their mouths?

>> No.13010130

>>13010116
no anon it is not.
but to obtain this you must devote your life to them and remove all of their enemy from this world

>> No.13010131

>>13010110
I like the cut of your jib boy.

>> No.13010132

>>13010110
>Jab Snicker & Wock Snack
OI'm curious, would undead Jabberwocks exist?

>> No.13010135

>>13010127
Because paws feel wonderful and I want them on my dick

>> No.13010137

>You're coming home from work one day
>Ready to just relax and eat something bad for you
>Come up to your apartment and open the door
>There are papers strewn all over the floor
>Whatthefuckisthismess?
>See the papers have writing on them
>Lean down to pick up a few
>'Welcome home darling!'
>'Would you like dinner, a bath, or me?'
>'I've been so lonely waiting for you'
>'Can we have pizza for dinner?'
>Each page says something different
>Some are decorated with hearts and flowers
>Others are plain and seem disinterested
>How did they get here?
>Probably a prank, someone stuffed them through the mail slot
>Move into apartment to figure out what to make for dinner
>The kitchen is a mess
>Everything sitting everywhere
>Someone tried to cook all sorts of things and forgot to clean up
>But who?
>You've been at work all day
>Nervoussweating
>Maybe you attracted the attention of a shirohebi?
>Or worse, an apophis?
>Maybe even a kikimora!
>2spooky4you
>Look around apartment for any other signs of entry
>Check in bathroom
>More papers on the counter and ground
>what.png
>Decide to read a few
>'Your back is so big!'
>'Do you like having me wash you?'
>'This down here needs a scrubbing too.'
>'It's so hot!'
>Wholeftthesehere?!
>Hear a noise coming from the bedroom
>Sounds like crying
>Ohboyohshitherewego

>> No.13010138

>>13010125
>>>/d/

>> No.13010139

>>13010125
Fuck off.

>> No.13010140

>>13009788
>Sekhmet
>Lion
>Not Hathor gone berserk
I know Sekhmet is depicted as a lion, but that's exactly what Sekhmet is--a super-pissed off Hathor.
Still 8/10 would serve as her best tactician.

>> No.13010141

>>13010058
>Kyou
That's not how you spell Kotomi

>> No.13010145
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13010145

>>13010125
I can't help it, I want to hold that stupid stone of commandants they carry out of reach and tease her in front of a group of laughing Shark Girls. So I can prove to the Shark Girls that I'm cool enough to hang out with them.

>> No.13010146

>>13010135
you do not want anything furry on your dick
speaking from experience

>> No.13010147

>>13010137
Oh joy.

>> No.13010149

>>13010137
yay more mute shenanigans

>> No.13010150

>>13010137
Here we go

>> No.13010151

>>13010067
Now remove the wings and she might be decent again.

>> No.13010154

>>13010103
>>13010110
Imagine being pinned down by a tag team Manticore and Jabberwock, as the Manticore uses her tail to pump you of your semen, as the Jabberwock uses her mouths to lick all over your body, making it shiver from her sensations. All while the Jabberwock and Manticore sit on top of you, with the Jabberwock forcing you to eat her out.

It's always nice to hear about the Monster Girls actually using their Monster Parts.

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>>13010009
I'm sorry, anons.

>> No.13010156

>>13010145
She'll bring the wrath of her sisters down on you, and your fleet!
Best stay away!

>> No.13010160

>>13010137
Need more NTR

>> No.13010162

>>13010155
Pork chops are a shit-tier meat anyways.

>> No.13010163

>>13010154
>It's always nice to hear about the Monster Girls actually using their Monster Parts.
It is. So post more.

>> No.13010165

>>13010145
>any aquatic mg
>messing with or approving of anyone messing with a sea bishop
nice delusion you got there, all that would happen would be that the shark girls beat you up

>> No.13010167

>>13010155
>Not sneaking up behind her and nibbling on her ears and neck making the same sounds she is

unplayfulhusbando/10

>> No.13010169

>>13010156
Oh yeah? What's she going to do, pray real loud so her sisters come to her rescue?

This is what she gets for having that stupid hat.

>> No.13010170

>>13010154
>Kuu and smug.

>> No.13010171

>>13010154
>as the Jabberwock uses her mouths to lick all over your body
Don't those have a mind of their own?

>> No.13010174

>>13010116
How would you get them in a threesome when they hate each other?

>> No.13010175

>>13010132
They're still Dragons, just corrupted by the Queen of Heart's influence. So, you can imagine they could turn into Zombie Jabberwock rape-trains if they never conceived a child. Or you can bring her to a Lich. Works for the majority of monsters.

There might even be the secluded, rarer than rare Jabberwock Dracolich.

>> No.13010176

>>13010174
Hatesex is best sex, after all

>> No.13010178

>>13010154
I wanna see a Jabberwock using all of her mouths at the same time to lick a penis

>> No.13010180

>>13010137

>Move cautiously to check
>Make sure to grab the broom on the way
>Peek into room, there is nobody there
>But the crying noise still is
>When door creaks the crying stops
>5spooky10you
>Go into room anyways
>Lots of papers on the bed
>Morbid curiosity, read a few
>'Not so rough!'
>'What are we going to do on the bed anon?'
>'You're melting my braaain!'
>'It happens to everyone sometimes.'
>That last one is mildly insulting
>Move out of bedroom, head towards new source of crying
>Down the hall by the washing machine
>Walk slowly towards it, broom in hand
>Papers are on the floor
>'I'm sorry.'
>'I didn't mean to.'
>'I'm really sorry.'
>'Cooking is hard.'
>'I'm just stupid.'
>Reach end of hall
>Crying coming from laundry basket
>Carefully look into it
>Red and black haired cheshire with red eyes and sloppy face looking back up at you
>Holding her notepad and pen, pretty low on paper
>'I tried to cook but I suck at it.'
>But the other papers?
>'I thought waiting for me to write bothered you.'
>'So I thought I'd pre-write a bunch.'
>'But they all sucked.'
>Pat her head
>Tell her you'll teach her how to make dinner
>After you clean up the mess

>> No.13010184

>>13010165
If they were Mermaids maybe, but Shark Girls probably bully weaker Aquatic MGs on a regular basis.

>> No.13010185
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13010185

Would you?

>> No.13010187

>>13010180
aww

>> No.13010189

>>13010185
Kick it's ass?

Hell yeah motherfucker.

>> No.13010190

>>13010171
If you go by threadcanon, yes.

>> No.13010194
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13010194

>> No.13010195

>>13010180
anon i have reachhed maximum over d'waaaa

>> No.13010197

>>13010190
And actual canon?

>> No.13010198

>>13009944
I was like >>13010032 only instead of comic books I was reading paranormal and occult stuff, or playing Quake 3 with a couple friends on the library computers

With that in mind, I might have ended up with a Lich or Gazer or some similarly spooky/game loving MG

>> No.13010199

>>13010194
What am I looking at here?

Is this a joke?

>> No.13010202

>>13010194
Ehh, horse pussy? Or what is it?

>> No.13010208

>>13010202
>>13010199
This looks like it is from the cyclops nurse manga.

>> No.13010209

>>13010180
I'll get her a mini whiteboard for her birthday.

>> No.13010211

>>13010202
Porse Hussy

>> No.13010212

>>13010180
>good cheshire
I call bullshit on this

>> No.13010213

>>13010194
A horse.

It's a horse.

Of course, of course.

>> No.13010214

>>13010180
Urge to cuddle, rising...

>> No.13010216

>>13010175
>A headless, undead Jabberwock awakens to pursue the buy that literally decapitated her with an Order brand Vorpal Blade.

>> No.13010224

>>13010202
Human pussy. Look again.

>> No.13010225

>>13010184
they might mess with a sea slime or a normal mermaid.
But unless they wanna end up old and alone they better not bother the sea bishops and they know that

>> No.13010227

>>13010197
A Jabberwock uses all of her mouths to produce a pink, lust-inducing breath attack, and to further pleasure a man she fancies. Nothing about the additional mouths having minds.

>> No.13010232

>>13010212
Racist.

>> No.13010235

>>13010185
Eh, I didn't like Persona 5 trailer
It's not like other personas were in any way realistic, but it was more believable than a group of schoolfags being super phantom thieves or whatever bullshit it was
And masks look retarded.

>> No.13010238

>>13010235
>Not wanting to be Tuxedo Mask
You get the fuck out of my internet right now.

>> No.13010242

>>13010238
Ray pls

>> No.13010246

>>13010227
>further pleasure a man she fancies
Does she use them for full on blowjobs? Or just licking him during sex?

>> No.13010250

>>13010238
...and now you have me thinking of MG Sailor Senshi.

>> No.13010252

>>13010235
>Not wanting to be a MASTER THIEF with you're Werebat waifu, Spring-Heeled Jacqueline.

>> No.13010259
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13010259

>>13010238
You mean picrelated doesn't look retarded as fuck?
Though rotating figures in menu looks stylish
>dat nurse leg crossing
Muh dick

>> No.13010260

>>13010162
Fuck you, you filthy cunt. This is the most disgusting post in this thread.

>> No.13010268

>>13010259
I hope they don't reduce Ryuji into a blithering retard like they did with Kanji.

>> No.13010269

>>13009925
Hot.

>> No.13010271

>>13010259
Well, I'd rather have costumes than run around in a school uniform..AGAIN.

Although, I do like the MC's outfit.

>> No.13010274

>>13010250
>They're all elementals
>Fighting a dark matter
>More fighting her MG subordinates than her
>Tuxedo mask is rather useless besides a distraction and cheering support

>> No.13010276

>>13010274
God forbid you have a competent human.

Then again, this is Sailor Moon...

>> No.13010279

>>13010274
>Every character is either CG, or offensively off-model.

>> No.13010281

>>13010224
jesus
we unfortunate centaur now

>> No.13010288

>>13009021
ALLAHU AKBAR
ALLAHU AKBAR
ALALALALALALA

>> No.13010289

>>13010125
Fuck off giantess/vorefag/

>> No.13010291

>>13010246
>They prefer to use their mouths to take in a penis and slurp semen over devouring the flesh of prey
Interpret that however you wish. Some would insist it's referring to a Jabberwock's normal mouth, and not the tentacles attached to her.

>> No.13010294

>>13010268
That because he was a literal faggot
That guy doesn't look like a faggot
I hope

>> No.13010299

>>13010294
He'll probably be a blonde Ron Weasely.

>> No.13010305
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13010305

>>13010242
It's certainly better than locking your Hathor roommate in your basement.

>> No.13010308

>>13010291
>it's referring to a Jabberwock's normal mouth, and not the tentacles attached to her
Considering how rarely monster girls in MGE use their monster parts on a guy's dick, I'd consider that likely.

>> No.13010314

>>13010299
He gave me Junpei when he was in trying-to-be-cool-mode vibes
Which is okay. I liked Junpei. Yousuke was too gay for my tastes

>> No.13010315

>>13010305
>basement
>not just throwing her down a hole and calling her Edgar

Do you even Mad King?

>> No.13010323

>>13010315
Won't this end with Moo-shroom girl? Since his son is a fungus.

>> No.13010325

>>13010315
Did he ever leave that hole? I haven't followed those guys for ages now.

>> No.13010331

>>13010325
Is guts still on the boat?

>> No.13010336

>>13010325
Sometimes he gets out.

Micheal got him out once, but then Ryan grew some wheat and lead a new cow in to the hole.

Remember anon, Edgar is the one in the hole.

>> No.13010338

>>13010325
Michael got him out while Ryan was King, watching the others do different tasks for him, and set Edgar free.

Then Geoff killed Edgar, and Ryan got another cow to replace Edgar.
In conclusion: It doesn't matter who, anyone in Ryan's hole is now Edgar.

>> No.13010340

>>13010216

>Her tentaclemouths do the talking for her, since she's headless
>She eventually finds the person who decapitated her
>"HEY, YOU!"
>The guy is taken by surprised, and turns around to see a headless undead Jabberwocky pointing a finger at him
>"By the Chief God, that thing's back?!"
>"Yeah, we're back alright, you idiot!"
>One of her tentacles speaks angrily
>"W-Who said that?!"
>"It was me, dipshit, are you fucking blind?!"
>Taking a second to realize one of the tentacles is talking, the guy gets even more spooked by the frightful sight
>"You're the one who killed us, aren't you?"
>"..."
>"ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION, YOU FUCKER!"
>"...Y-yes... It was I who cut--"
>"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
>"W-What?!" The man stutters, moments away from pissing his pants on the spot
>"YOU HEARD ME!"
>"Yeah, man! What you did wasn't cool!" The second tentacle mouth speaks, making the guy even more scared
>"W-Wh-Who are you?! W-What do you want from me?!"
>"Well, take a fucking guess, retard!"
>The Jabberwocky's arms stretch outward to her sides, making a "the fuck man?" gesture
>"Yeah, dude! What was that shit with the Vorpal Blade for?!"
>"I-I-I-I w-was just d-defending m-myself from--"
>"Defending your self from what?!"
>"F-F-From you!"
>"From who?! Her?! All she did was ask you if you were single, you rude motherfucker!"
>"Why does everything have to be such a travesty with you humans, man?!"
>"I-I-I don't care! Y-You ugly monsters d-deserve to burn! A-All of you!"
>One of the tentacles gets insanely pissed at the man
>"I'm gonna fucking kill his ass, Jab. I'm gonna fucking do it."
>"Wock, hang on, man! We still gotta find a Lich to fix our lizard lady up fir--"
>"I don't fucking care. I wanna bit his fucking arm off. Sunnovabitch thinks he can go killing our Jabberwocky just because he has some gay ass Vorpal Blade-- Hey, HEY! GET BACK HERE YOU PIECE OF FUCK! I'M NOT DONE TALKING TO YOU! STOP RUNNING!"

>> No.13010345

>>13010291
Why wouldn't they use their tentacle mouths on your dick?

>> No.13010362

>>13010336
>>13010338
Well, that's disturbing. And rather befitting for Ryan.

>> No.13010363

>>13010180
Nigga better cuddle and comfort

>> No.13010364

>>13010338
Didn't Ray fall in the hole once?

>you will never see Ray desperately throw roses at an Ushi Oni

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>>13010364
>>13010362
The best part is, Ryan became king again in a later episode, with a myriad of disturbing challenges, like:

>Killing anyone you made a team name with
>Surviving a deadly Russian Roulette game inside a bunker made of bedrock
>Dropping into the core of Plan G's ground zero to get a cow egg

And then his final challenge was to kill Edgar.
Wherein Edgar's hole led to an underground labyrinth where Edgar became the Minotaur.

>> No.13010393

>>13010384
God Ryan is fucking disturbing.

We could send just him against the DL and that motherfucker would come out on top.

>> No.13010425

>>13010393
>>13010384

Who are you talking about?

>> No.13010434

>>13010425
Let's Player shit.
Don't mind us.

>> No.13010457

>>13010340
So at that point she'd be a Dullahan Zombie Jabberwock?

>> No.13010467

>>13010425
Rooster Teeth

>> No.13010468

>>13010340
I love it.
>>13010457
Probably, although I look to imagine that her extra heads were cut off, and now they float around on their own.

>> No.13010469

>>13010457
We have alperwock, not like a headless, undead dragon is to far from the realm of possibility

>> No.13010476

>>13010340
Again,
>Jab & Wock
>Not Snicker & Snacker
I still approve of this text, but damn.

>> No.13010482

>>13010469
>alperwock
That's just an Alps soul in a Wocks body you alp forcing autist.

>> No.13010484

>>13010476
Would a jabberwocky likes Snickers bars, or would it set her off?

>> No.13010488

>>13010476

Oh yes, I did take your opinion into consideration, right here >>13010110

>> No.13010499

>>13010457
>>13010469
>Headless
She's dead not a dullahan. If they fix her up, it'll be with her head, or so I'd assume.

>> No.13010503

>>13010482
Is it bad I want to cuddle that?

Also, KC zombie dragon profile when?

>> No.13010504

>>13010482
Yeah, an Alp who got turned by the Robot Devil into a Jabberwock. In other words, an Alpperwock for shorthand. Plus Alpperwock has a nice ring to it as opposed to "That one Anon who becme an Alp and got forcefed Holstarus Milk and then became a Jabberwock".

>> No.13010507

>>13010467
>watching let's plays
>watching minecraft let's plays
Holy shit
Kill yourself immediately

>> No.13010509

>>13010425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7ABSsu-ACM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fMtg__MrWk

>> No.13010511

>>13010504
That is a terrifying series of events

>> No.13010515

>>13010259
Oh, they are fighting actual personas instead of shadows like in 3, 4
Recruitment and negotiations are back, I hope

>> No.13010517

>>13010126
>Anubis and her vigorous studies.
You are a great man.

>> No.13010521

>>13010511
It's a lesson as to why you should never make deals with the Robot Devil to fight a Monster Girl, and then your opponent turns out to be fucking Dreuella.

>> No.13010528

>>13010521
Ok....what's the milk got to do with it?

>> No.13010529

>>13010521
I can't believe they got a fucking nat 1

Alped so hard that they were already bullied

>> No.13010531

>>13010180
Bless you for this adorable, Nyanon.

>> No.13010536

>>13010185
>Filename
Actually it's a new engine, just able to render the characters similarly to Catherine.

>> No.13010537

>>13010528
The Anon who won the Alp had a weight gain and healthy fetish.

>> No.13010539

>>13010529
God he was so sure too.

I just want to cuddle an alp with that fate and bully it all the time.

>> No.13010544

>>13010536
I hope we get a proper Raidou/Devil Summoner game with that tech.

>> No.13010547

>>13010537
Huh, well hope the alps happy.

Although chances seem slim

>> No.13010550

>>13010503
Maybe same time as the Chromatics?

>> No.13010551

>>13010529
Didn't one guy 20 an ushi? Or maybe it was that witch from Fallen Maidens

>> No.13010553

>>13010547
>Although chances seem slim
You could also say it's a fat chance.

>> No.13010561

>>13010550
I long for that day

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>>13010515
>picrelated in glorious 3D
>recruitable
>suggesting lewd shenanigans when you talk to her
>voiced hopefully
Dick status - MUH

>> No.13010568

>>13010564
>they just reuse her voice clips from Nocturne.

>> No.13010570
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>> No.13010572

>>13010551
T'was the succubus fallen maiden I think, that was impressive because she had been a hero.

>> No.13010577

>>13010568
Well, it's "next gene" game on new console, new graphics, style and shit. They should also make new voices

>> No.13010578

>>13010553
Dammit Charon!

Why you got to joke about that poor girls fate like that?

Got a chuckle out of me

>> No.13010580

>>13010570
Is it dicking time already?
Brown cheshire when?

>> No.13010581

>>13010570
I want to gentleman the smug out of her by politely apologizing for causing her trouble after every one of her pranks until she snaps and begs me to punish her.

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13010583

>>13010570

>> No.13010589

>>13010570
Do teasy tricksters have like Cheshires have feelings? What would it take to break ones heart?
>>13010577
>Vergil/the DDS crew appear as secret bosses.

>> No.13010590

>>13010561
As do I anon.

As do I.

>> No.13010591

>>13010583
Now we just need to combine the two of them.

I would love to be the boyfriend to twin Cheshire's

>> No.13010593

>>13010180
I really want more of this. And I really want art for this cheshire.

>> No.13010601

>>13010591
>Twin cheshires
>Contrasting fur colors
>Always finishing each other's sentences and blowjobs

FUND IT

>> No.13010605

>>13010589
>featuring Donte from DmC

>> No.13010608

You know, people here like Jabberwocks, and people here like Chesires.

Why has no one written about the two of them working together? Two absurd Wonderland girls, one proud and serious, the other smug and silly. Both use big words. And both want the same man.

It seems like it'd make perfect sense, so why not do it?

>> No.13010611

>>13010564
http://i.imgur.com/gTsf43q.jpg

>> No.13010614

>>13010605
I think they're trying to phase him out though.
>>13010608
I want to see them engage each other in yandereness fueled mortal battle in Wonderland themed armor.

>> No.13010618

>>13010608
Only if Jabberwocky is constantly bitching at Cheshire while she NI SHI SHIs at her mockingly.

>> No.13010619

>>13010601
Or maybe it's two girls in the same body.

Kinda like that one girl from Vampire the Masquerade

>> No.13010627

>>13010614
Probably. All remastered trailers use usual Dante's skin

>trailer came out yesterday
>japs already made tons of pics
Sasuga Japan

>> No.13010629

>>13010572
Who else won that round?

Can't remeber

>> No.13010631

>>13010194
Whaaaat?

>> No.13010636

>>13010627
A new trailer? I can't find it.

>> No.13010638

>>13010631
It's an Unfortunate Centaur.

>> No.13010641

>>13010638
Unfortunate doesn't even begin to cover that

>> No.13010642

>>13010636
I mean pics with Persona 5 characters

>> No.13010647

>>13010642
Oh, gotcha.

>> No.13010648
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13010648

So I heard you like Anubis...

I apologize beforehand.

>> No.13010651
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13010651

>>13010648
You're dechocolatifying reign ends here.

>> No.13010654

>>13010651
>liking nigger skins
Anon, I...

>> No.13010655

>>13009001
>You will never have a high tension adventures with your childhood friend
>Finally complete whatever godforsaken task was chucked at you
>battered and bruised and probably missing parts of you you will never limp down and ask
>"Will you be my best man at my wedding? I want to go marry to cute tengu"

>> No.13010656

>>13010651
B-but the one-armed man made me do it.

>> No.13010659

>>13010648
...you.
You are a bastard.

The true travesty here is not her skin, but the eyes. I truly love her normal, beautiful, deep crimson eyes.
The green pants and purple-tinted hair are nice though. The bit of turquoise coloring added to the sword is neat too.

>> No.13010660

>>13010648
Still cute.

>> No.13010662

>>13010655
>being that horrible to someone that loves you.

Bastard.

>> No.13010663

>>13010654
Ah, youse a funny guy.

>>13010648
More 2P skins, please.

>> No.13010664

>>13010654
>Not liking delicious brown
You're disgusing. I'm fairly /pol/ but even I have a desire to race mix with a dark skinned girl. Differentiating skin tones is hot.

>> No.13010666
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13010666

>>13010654
Brown is love.
So is every color of the mg spectrum really.

>> No.13010667

>>13010662
But Anon
We're just friends

>> No.13010670

>>13010654
Brown is good when paired with white features

>> No.13010673

>>13010667
Has she ever told you that?

>> No.13010674

>>13010648
I like it better than the original.

Are you the same guy who did Dark Priest?

>> No.13010676

>>13010654
>Not liking dark-skinned girls
That's an absolute tragedy.

>> No.13010679

>>13010659
>>13010660
>>13010663
>>13010674


No don't say nice things, I ruined her...

>>13010674
If you mean the red one with blond hair, yes.

>> No.13010683

>>13010673
I dunno, I never payed any attention, I just kept assumin since we've been travelin so long we're just that good of friends.

>> No.13010685

>>13010043
That's not me, anon.
NTR still a shit.

>> No.13010686
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13010686

>>13010679
Then make up for it by 2P-ifying/chocolatifying pic related.

>> No.13010695

>>13010686
Well, I can try, but no promises.

Looks like you'll get a choco white tiger then.

>> No.13010700

>>13010683
Maybe you should ask her.

>> No.13010703

>>13010025
Don't be, if they self insert as the cuck, they're at fault.

>> No.13010706

>>13010685
>NTR a shit.
Truer words.

Also hi Gauf.
Again I am so sorry.

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13010707

>>13010686
>>13010695
Give her a lighter hair-color too.

>> No.13010711

>>13010695
>Everything you just said
Dick status: Muh

>> No.13010712

>>13010670
>white features
What?

>> No.13010713

>>13010695
>Not chocolate with red fur
Okay.

>> No.13010717

>>13010713
>Implying I can't colour the white afterwards.

>> No.13010718

>>13010706
No worries.

Petplay Jinko starts in 10 minutes.

>> No.13010719

>>13010700
Alright then I will.
After I propose to the sweet holsty white mage and deepen our bonds.

>> No.13010724

>>13010707
Everytime. 10/10. Good waifu you got there Anon.

>> No.13010726
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13010726

>>13008813

>Do not go gentle into that good night...
>Rage... rage against the dying of the light...

>> No.13010729

>>13010718
>Spoiler
>I have to go do errands that'll probably take me over an hour
Fuuuuuuuuuck...

>> No.13010731

>>13010724
Thanks mang.

>> No.13010733

>>13010729
It will probably last longer than that.

>> No.13010735

>>13010719
>Holsty White Mage
>Was talking about a Crow Tengu before
You're some shitty harem protagonist, aren't you?

>> No.13010736

>>13010733
Still gonna miss out on any opinion giving.

Oh well, guess I'll just have to settle with reading it when I get back...

>> No.13010739

>>13010735
No I'm just hideously indecisive.
Faithful to the end but indecisive.

>> No.13010743

>>13010739
Just make sure to talk to your Childhood Friend, and ask about her feelings on things, before picking anyone.

>> No.13010754

>>13010648

I desire more vanillafying.

>> No.13010770

>>13010719
>Propose to Holst white mage
>She gets so happy that she makes ultra milk 4000 and bottles it for a special occassion

>Friend thinks you just like holst for the tips and, because she threw a point in Knowledge: Nature, knows that holst milk can lead to bigger busts

>Doesn't roll high enough to remeber about the Ultra milk

>Your friends her bigger breasts but now has a few unwanted additions.....and probably fell

>> No.13010773

Uh-Oh! Your daughteru snuck out of her crib while you weren't watching to go on misadventures causes by her baby chunni-ness
what do you do?

>> No.13010776

I promised it and here I am.

>You roll out of your bed at 6:30 with your alarm, slamming into the ground wrapped in your blankets.
>You can already hear the TV on out in the living room as you struggle into your clothes for work.
>Does she ever go to sleep?
>You hear her laugh while you stumble into the kitchen, throwing together food as fast as possible.
>Living room smells like weed again, and it's not hard to see why.
>Cassie, your six-eight monster roommate is currently smoking while watching the shitty early morning cartoons and somehow deriving enjoyment from them
>It's not even spongebob. Why did they have to take away spongebob?
>You're mostly upset because she's not sharing with you and you've gotta deal with this at six thirty in the morning, but you plop down next to her with a bowl of yogurt and granola, feeling like a huge pussy.
>"Hoy, Cass."
>"Anon." the normally stoic cat giggles. "This show is great! Why haven't we watched it before?"
>"Don't you work in, like, three hours? Have you even slept?" You say, honestly wondering how she can keep her job with such little self control.
>"Eh, only eighteen hours a day so far."
>She turns and looks at you, eyes sharp despite the haze about them. "It's a cat thing, yanno?"
>You sit and watch the terrible childrens programming with Cassie, marveling that any one woman can get the behavior of paladins so, so wrong. No, they don't go around randomly attacking people, jeez.
>Soon your yogurt is gone and you need to be at work, so you throw everything in the sink and grab your stuff for another hard day of being office bitch for everyone.
>On your way out the door, Cassie yells "Hey, pick up some milk on the way home!"
>Yeah, yeah. Fucking cats and their milk.
>Work is rough. You don't want to talk about it and it's nearly nine when you actually get home, jug of milk in hand.
>Cassie is still watching cartoons. Did she even go to work?
>"Anon, you get that milk?"
Cont.

>> No.13010777

How would a single dad deal with his werecat daughteru's first estrus cycle?

>> No.13010779

>>13010773
What the fuck are you even trying to say?

>> No.13010780

>>13010777
By dicking the daughteru, duh.

>> No.13010782

>>13010773
I don't know she's gone because I ain't watching so I just sit and shitpost on an Indonesian documentary picture board.

>> No.13010784

>>13010773
>MG rugrats

>> No.13010794

>>13010784
Chucky's mom is still dead

>> No.13010796

>>13010773
Tell the sleepwalker it's time to go back to bed. They're very suggestible, those dormice.

>> No.13010798
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>> No.13010800

>>13010777
Soft rag dabbed in warm water.

Couldn't look at her for a week after.

>> No.13010803

>>13010798
No one should be that hairy south of the border.

>> No.13010805

>>13010800
Come on Orpheus, it wasn't that bad

>> No.13010806

I only like kemonomimi girls

>> No.13010811

>>13010806
I like kumiho too.

>> No.13010814

>>13010794
He's halfway to being batman so I don't see how it's a problem.

>> No.13010815

>>13010805
Then she started leaving her room door open when she bathed, and sleeping in the nude on the kitchen counter.

>> No.13010816

>>13010806
That's nice.

>> No.13010819

>>13010806
What about elves?

>> No.13010823
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13010823

>>13010803

Fine then, no fun allowed.

>> No.13010826

>>13010815
>I need this space to make pasta sauce you lazy shit
>Every day with this
>I love you sweetie

>> No.13010830

>>13010815
Close the door and spray her with water when she's on the counter.

Gotta teach her what is/isn't allowed

>> No.13010831

>>13010800
>Werecat daughteru enters estrus cycle
>Start to invade your personal space, getting lewd and trying to seduce you
>The things she says... goddammit
>You literally have to wrestle her and lock her in the shower
>Cold showers solve everything
>You have scratches everywhere but are the dad of the month
>Such is life in MGC

>> No.13010833

>>13010823
>that exoskeleton

I want to slather her up in Crisco and slide her all over the floors of the house.

>> No.13010836

>>13010776
Continue?

>> No.13010837

>>13010831
I want to scratchy were-cat kittens behind their ears as they sleep.

>> No.13010839

>>13010819
Elves for orc breeding only

>> No.13010840

>>13010776
>"Yeah, yeah 2%, one gallon. In the fridge. I'm gonna go take a nap."
>Cassie is splayed out on the couch in a way that makes you question if she has a spine, paws hooked around the bottom of the couch, tail and feet over the top, upside down and watching Pally-Kun dance around his feelings now.
>That's not how paladins work, you seethe internally.
>"Don't let me keep you!" Cassie says, cheerfully.
>You throw your clothes off in the bathroom and take a long, long shower, trying to forget today
>And, shamefully, remember what Cass looked like, stretched out like that on the couch.
>Your hands wander a bit before you mentally slap yourself
>No, you're not going to do that. Cass is your roommate and you'd have to live with that mental image every time you saw her.
>You stumble out of your shower, dry yourself off and wrap the towel around your waist before walking back into your room. You'll clean up the clothes later, chief god knows Cassie leaves her clothes in there often enough.
>Now, to bed. You don't actually have work tomorrow but it's best to keep on your sleep schedule.
>Dress yourself lightly, get under covers, try to forget about day's events, fall asleep.
>Dream of Cass sleeping in the bed with you, lying on your stomach and licking your face, whispering "Anon.... anon... anon...."
>You start awake.
>Cass actually IS licking your face with a rough tongue, but she looks red and flustered more than loving and sweet. You decide you like the dream better.
>"Eughmg--What?" is your eloquent response to another lick.
>"Anon, I have a problem." She whispers, eyes flitting around the room and shoulders tense.
>"Why are you whispering? There's nobody else on this floor."
>"O-oh." Cassie leans back and sits up, scratching the back of her head.
>The Jinko breathes deep, squaring her shoulders before looking you dead in the eye.
>"Anon, I'm going into heat. Help."
Cont.

>>13010819
Not actually monster girls.

>>13010836
Yeah, takes a bit, sorry.

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13010841

>>13010833

>Not slathering her glorious abdomen in Crisco and gliding your body along it, feeling the pulsations of her birthing your daughterus

>> No.13010844

>>13010841
>slathering

I read "slaughtering" for some reason. Well, this was weird.

>> No.13010852

>>13010840

I keep imagining the Brad Pitt character in True Romance for some reason.

Honey Bear Bong

>> No.13010854

Speaking of bullying... it's time.

>>>/a/120925572

>> No.13010857

>>13010840
this got lewd, fast.

>> No.13010862

>>13010841
>sliding on her as she gives birth

Well that got weird.

>> No.13010863

>>13010840
So you essentially said "fuck it" to the whole pet aspect?
Fine fine.... I still have headcannon. Weedtiger can't be all that bad.

>> No.13010866

>>13010770
Serves her right for stealing.
I took no points in Knowledge Nature, what's Ultra Milk do mr.DM

>> No.13010867

>>13010862

You have no idea the lengths i'd go through to thoroughly violate every one of Toumasu's insect girls.

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>>13010854
Wunderbar.

>> No.13010873
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13010873

>>13010867
would you let them lay eggs inside you?

>> No.13010876

>>13010873
That doesn't even happen.

>> No.13010884

>>13010873

So long as the process isn't detrimental to my health.

>> No.13010886

>>13010840
>The sheer seriousness in Cassie's voice makes you laugh which sends her into a blushing fit. "This is serious, anon! I-I put it off last year, but I couldn't do that this time!"
>Right. Medicine law changes. Figures.
>"Uh." She's sitting on you in a way that suggests quite a few activities, and a shameful array of positions flash through your mind before you remember that Cassie is your roommate.
>"Have you tried... taking a cold shower?"
>"N-not yet. I hate showers."
>"Well, let's go give that a try before you do something rash."
>Cassie reluctantly slides off of you and you hoist yourself out of bed.
>Right. You're nigh naked, and really attracting her sight here.
>You and Cass pad over to the bathroom, and you push her inside. "Strip, dial to the right, adjust downward as you get comfortable, don't step in till it's on."
>"R-right. Okay, then."
>Hey, even if it doesn't work it might get rid of the perpetual weed-smell. Not betting on that, though.
>You sit and try to think of other ways to calm an aroused, powerful catwoman in ways that don't involve you fucking her.
>God damn is that difficult. Why does your mind keep going back to that?
>Cassie yelps when the water turns on. Fucking stoners. You said water on, then step in. Water on, then step in.
>"A-anon, it's really cold!"
>Yeah, that's the point. It's supposed to be cold."
>"B-but I can't feel my paws-"
>And here you manage to silently blot out her complaints for about five minutes until you hear the water turns off.
>Cassie steps out of the bathroom, bra and panties on but not much else. Guess she abandoned her clothes in there.
>Her fur on her paws and toes is just so poofy, you just want to....
Cont.
>>13010857
Yep. It's what people wanted, it's what people get. Is that wrong for me to push it?

>>13010863
Couldn't write it in a way that didn't feel weird.
Plus, she's gonna BE his pet at the end.

>> No.13010889

>>13010743
I did talk to her, I never specified which I was marrying but I knew I wanted my best friend since we were children to stand by my side as my best man.
It's already nerve wrackingly embarrassing not having a dude for a best man but I'm sure she won't mind.

>> No.13010890

>>13010876
Just an alp, give her a good swat and she'll go away.

>> No.13010892

>>13010873

No. But take his threesome of bee girls for a moment.

I'd, with, or without their permission topple them into the bed with their beautiful little honey covered breasts hitting the sheets while giving their nectarine and sweet honeypots enough fingering and licking to drive any woman mad. But that isn't the end, oh no sir.

We're going full ham with this, full abdomen and stinger lotion rub while they squirm and moan in the stimulation to their most precious region. Followed by tender, hand holding missionary position sex as I impregnate them one after the other, dining on their breast honey and having them dine on my "milk".

Honey and Milk, so wrong and yet so right

>> No.13010894

>>13010872
This looks like shit

>> No.13010905

>>13010830
What do I do about her scratching my bedroom door and yowling all night?

>> No.13010906

>>13005809
psychopath/7

>> No.13010908

>>13010906
My nigga.

>> No.13010912

>>13010886
>Is that wrong for me to push it?
Non.

>> No.13010919

>>13010866
A cursed milk that is created when a holstaur is the happiest she can possibly be. Normally requires a husband but exceptions can occur at GM discretion

When ingested, it requires the drinker to succeed a DC40 fortitude test, rerolling successes, or become an incubus, if male, that attracts one Holstaur a week until he is married/taken.

Females who fail are turned into Holstaur (removing human racial benefits and adding Holstaur bonuses) with no possible way to change back outside of True wish and a DC 50 Caster check. Also increases female character's Breasts to F cup (or up two cup sizes if larger)

>> No.13010921
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13010921

>>13010686
There ya go.

>>13010713
And for you:
http://i.imgur.com/zl5pxb2.jpg

>> No.13010923

>>13010906
>protecting yourself from pelvis crashing death makes you psychopath
>you should cherish life and well-being of the criminal more than your own
Anon pls go

>> No.13010926

>>13010921
Urge to impregnate has gone critical.

>> No.13010928

>>13010905
Ear plugs for you, specialty cat toy from her.

I recommend the "King Richard". It'll keep her occupied till she finds a mate or estrus ends

>> No.13010932

>>13010923
When people are talking about pelviscerating proactive dating sessions, it doesn't mean the damn thing's gonna get ground to dust because y'know, DE.

>> No.13010933

>>13010921
That's super fuckin' neato, anon.

>> No.13010934

>>13010921
She needs to have cubs.

NOW

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13010936

>>13008813
>mfw succubi go around raping men left and right
>mfw succubi end up making all the men terrified of them
>mfw all the scared boys come running to us loving mgs
>mfw spending the night tenderly loving my husband to make him feel better
>mfw he can only sleep well when embraced by my fluff

>> No.13010939

>>13010867
Too bad his insect girls and frog girl are the only attractive things he's ever drawn.

>> No.13010940
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13010940

>>13010886
This dick of mine glows with an awesome power!!

>> No.13010944
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13010944

>>13010936
>Roleplaying
You jinxed it.

>> No.13010947

>>13010936

Something men something something only go for the cunts something nice mgs finish last

>> No.13010948

>>13010926
>>13010933
>>13010934

Only performing my duty, gentlemen.

>> No.13010949

>>13010921
Am I the only one who finds Jinko's legs immensely sexy? Not just the thighs, but the rest too.

>> No.13010953

>>13010936
>they cuddle nice mgs
>go back to succusluts in the morning

>> No.13010954

>>13010949
No, you're not. Them legs be mighty sweet.

>> No.13010955

>>13010886
>Well, she looks like she's just endured the plot of nineteen suffering stories, thousand yard stare in effect, so you'll wait on that.
>What else calms people down? There's... uh.
>Well, there's always smoking pot. Supposedly that actually reduces libido. You're kind of surprised you didn't think of that first.
>"Hoy, Cass."
>"Y-yes, anon?" she shivers, probably trying to look seductive with lidded eyes. She just looks like she's going to fall asleep.
>"Let's go smoke some real quick."
>She looks like she's going to object, but her body is already rubbing against yours like an unfed housecat, so just responds with a muttered "Yeah, sure."
>Her paw is around your shoulder and you feel somewhat small when you lead her into the living room and sit her down on the couch, flick the TV on, and pass her your lighter.
>You watch shitty adult cartoons with her while she lights up, filling the air with sweet-smelling smoke. Soon, she's laughing at the dumb jokes and leaning back, urgency gone from her motion and posture.
>"Ah, anon, you're the best. Thanks for being there for me."
>She's leaning on you now, offering you what remains of the pot. You gently push it aside and lie there, comfortable for a while in the dark and watch reruns of adult swim.
>Soon she goes suspiciously quiet, and you tilt your head just far enough to see
>Yep, that's a paw below the waistline. Fuck.
>And this supposedly goes on for a week? How the hell are you going to?
>"Hey, anon...." Cass says, eyes lidded in an actually sexy way this time.
>"You're really cute, you know? How's no girl snatched you up yet?"
Cont.

>> No.13010956

>>13010936
I'd prefer Yeti if she had normal hands and feet instead of those huge furry tumors

>> No.13010963
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13010963

Miss Happy says hello!

>> No.13010965

>>13010956
>I want mg without mg features
Nyet

>> No.13010967

>>13010919
This is why you have a Druid or wizard.

Educate yourself or you may end up with the party rogue going cow

>> No.13010969

>>13010956
>not liking fluffy hands and feet
Anon i...

>> No.13010974

>>13010963
Miss happy is gonna get some milk if she doesn't get off that guy

>> No.13010975

>>13010956
And to think I called you brother once...

>> No.13010976

>>13010963
It's the beta albino bipolar betacore!

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13010980

>>13010956

>> No.13010983

>>13010955
Drugs are bad for you though.

>> No.13010987

>>13010923
The anon I responded to was quoting 7 Psychopaths you uncultured clown.

>> No.13010990

>>13010963
Is that a penis?

>> No.13010994

>>13010987
I watched it but I don't get the reference

>> No.13010998

>>13010983
Weed? Only if you smoke it everyday.

>> No.13011002

>>13010967
Rouge's fault for stealing from her own party members. Now she'll never do those sick backflips

>> No.13011014

Remember to pet your monster girl waifu, even if she isn't a monster species that gets pets

>> No.13011016

>>13011002
Well she can...it's just harder and more jiggly

Should've gone for the cursed Konouichi mask instead

The charisma and strength bonuses are nice though

>> No.13011017

>>13010990
What?

>> No.13011020

>>13011014
>Not petting the unpetable
Are you even trying, anon?

>> No.13011025

>>13011014

> implying there's a species that doesn't get pets

>> No.13011026

>>13010994

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yHYAG01aaY

>> No.13011028

>>13011014
Also remember if she gets confused at the petting, just dick her.
if she's receptive, dick her anyways.

>> No.13011031

>>13011025
>inb4 matango

>> No.13011032

>>13011014
Werebats are plenty pettable.

>> No.13011037

>>13011025
Go pet a matango, or a dark matter. I dare you.

>> No.13011040

>>13011017
I`m asking if that thing is a penis

>> No.13011041

>>13010956
>not wanting a soft yeti pawjob

>> No.13011043

>>13010954
I want her to give me one of those back-of-the-knee-jobs

>> No.13011044

>>13011014
>>13011032
>Implying you wouldn't spend all day petting this cute fucker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t26UZM70YzY

>> No.13011045

>>13011016
Aaaaand now my autism has me stating MGs as pathfinder races

Awesome

>> No.13011048

>>13010955
>You are very suddenly aware of how all over you she is, and how tight her muscles look.
>She notices your discomfort and flops away, feet in your lap and leaning back on the couch, face flushed with -- embarrassment? No. Probably arousal, given her state.
>"I mean, you've got the smile and the eyes and your face is just so..." She waves her paws in a vague way. "And the way you stand and your posture is just so... enticing! It's like you want someone to eat you up?"
>Your mouth gets ahead of your brain which is currently drafting an escape plan in case of 'insane jinko predation' "I'd rather do the eating, to be fair."
>"Oh?" Her eyes have contracted to tiny slits and she's staring at your face.
>One paw is openly rubbing her crotch now as the heat sets in further and she chuffs gently looking at you.
>"Hey, anon, do you think I'm pretty?"
>That's obviously the heat talking. On the other hand, you know it's a bad idea to leave a girl hanging on a question like that, so you're going to have to play along. Clearly.
>"Well, yeah."
>She flushes and flips over, hiding her face from you. "You weren't supposed to answer that!"
>What? What the fuck did she expect you to --
>Your train of thought is cut off by her ass up in the air, Cassie unconsciously raising it while her tail waggles and her paws dig into the couch.
>That is... pretty glorious, all things considered.
>Your gaze is drawn to it as she chuffs again, breathing heavily.
>"Come on, anon. Why do you have to do this to me?" Cassie mewls.
>You don't need it.
>You don't need it.
>Your hand doesn't need to be firmly clasped on that gently wiggling cat ass, tanned and lithe but still wide enough to be enticing
>You don't need it.....
>Your will breaks.
Cont.


>>13010983
Okay? She's a stoner. It was going to involve drugs. It's not like Anon was intentionally plying her with weed or anything...


>>13011016
But like 80% of her class skills are dexterity!

>> No.13011051

>>13011045
Please, elaborate more.
I absolutely love PF.

>> No.13011052

>>13007986
>Fia
puu sh/fzxxz.png
I thought I gave out the fullsize
finishing never I guess

>> No.13011053

>>13011040
It's a tail pussy.

>> No.13011057

>>13011043
Yeah you do. Good taste mate.

>> No.13011062

>>13011045
>>13011051
Too bad unless you gave them massive stat adjustments Human would still be the best race, and most races would have to function entirely only as foes.

>> No.13011063
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>>13011044
>KC will never make more Werebat variants.

>> No.13011066
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13011066

To the /v/irgin or /k/omrade who recommend me Spec last Op thank I really enjoy it until I realized that it will give me feels

>> No.13011072

>>13011063
I'd like for him to distinguish between loli vampmicrobats and titty monster ara ara megabats which eat fruit and molest Alraunes at night

>> No.13011073

>>13011057
A footjob would be fine too, those big powerful foot-paws look quite alluring as well

>> No.13011074

>>13011014
What if my waifu keeps petting me? She says I should just sit back and let her handle everything. She also told me I look cute in the collar she bought me.

>> No.13011075

>>13010886
>Couldn't write it in a way that didn't feel weird.
Well, in all fairness, you find being chained to a dragon's hoard and never allowed to leave to be comfortable.

>> No.13011083

>>13011074
That's like, your thing.
But good for you if you enjoy it.

>> No.13011085

Has there been any updates for the story about the old man with the missing leg and the little cat girl who wanted to interview him?

I want to make sure I didn't miss anything.

>> No.13011086

>>13010886
>Yep. It's what people wanted, it's what people get. Is that wrong for me to push it?
I personally loath stories that just jump to smut, because I've seen enough smut that it doesn't really mean anything for me anymore. I don't know what you plan on doing next, but I'd highly recommend going after a story who's main focus isn't on smut.

>> No.13011087

>>13011048
Strength will let her hit harder with her weapons, even though she was probably just using sneak attack damage anyway.

Charisma will help her pull bluff/diplomacy better.

The dex loss will hurt though but at least she didn't go slug


>>13011051
Mostly just bonuses and a few benefits

IM on break so I can't devote a lot of energy to it though

>> No.13011088

>>13011048
>Your train of thought is cut off by her ass up in the air
>wiggling cat ass
Best mating call.

>> No.13011089

>>13011066

The one who recommend it is a monster, and now you're a monster. How does it feel?

>> No.13011096

>>13011048

She is begging for it. Are you a man, or a mouse?

>> No.13011097

>>13010921
>That cherry chocolate
Oh, god my fuckin' dick.
THAT'S MY DICK!!!

>> No.13011105

>>13011097
Your dick will become even more powerful now.

>> No.13011106

>>13011062

That's because a floating plus two and free feat are hard to beat. Holstaurus would,ironically, work well as Paladins dud to, by my standards, a charisma and strength bonus. Although I'm unsure as to give them a dex or int penalty

>> No.13011107

>>13011072
>Greater false Vampire Werebat
>Doesn't require echo-location to proactively marry her husband-to-be.

>> No.13011110

>>13011066
Do you feel like a hero yet?

>> No.13011112

>>13010963

>"Well, lookie here. So Mr. Jabberson Snicker got a crush on Miss Happy, eh?"
>"I, uh... kind of... I've been checking her out for a while now..."
>"Heh, About time you proved me you weren't a bona fide faggot."
>"You fukken wot, mate?"
>"Hahahaha, I'm just messing with you man. So, you got any... "business" going with her yet?"
>"Nah, she probably doesn't even know I exist... I don't think..."
>"The fuck do you mean she doesn't know you exist? Have you at least tried to talk to her?"
>"Uh... I... no, not yet..."
>"Oh, for fuck's sake, and here I thought you were starting to stop being a complete goddamn failure."
>"Oh, shut up, Wock. At least I didn't french kiss an Akana--"
>"I ALREADY TOLD YOU SHE GOT ME BY SURPRISE! THAT WAS SEXUAL ASSAULT!"
>"And yet you haven't called the cops on her to this day."
>"... Fuck you, Jab. I'm gonna go play some Burnout to vent my anger."
>"You don't have arms to play videogames with, dumbass."
>"I don't give a shit, I'm gonna try it anyway."

>> No.13011117

>>13011066

I'm right here, mate.

Don't worry, you're still a good person.

>> No.13011121

>>13011112
I-I don't know if that's Yuri or what

Monster Girl Body Parts Falling in love sounds lewd

>> No.13011122

>>13010921
My dick has transcended the material plane and become one with the universe, becoming an omnipresent entity. It is now one with everything and everyone, the dick is you, the dick is me, the dick is all, the dick IS!

TL;DR Balls deep in infinity.

>> No.13011124

>>13011048
>I'd rather do the eating, to be fair

tonguepunch that tiger pussy

>> No.13011133

>>13011048
>Your hand breaks before your will, though. It's already up on her hip and she's chuffing into the armrest.
>"D-do whatever you want, just hurry up!" Cassie gasps.
>You pull yourself off the couch and climb up behind her, pushing her ass down even as she tries to lift it up higher, yanking your underwear off and throwing it to the side
>Cassie breathes deep when she turns and sees you naked behind her, thighs rubbing together and drooling.
>You literally tear her underwear off of her with a rip of satin and the abused pink fabric hangs there halfway down her legs as you stare at her snatch.
>Time to test the waters, you decide. Cassie is practically dripping, and she makes a lewd sound when you press one finger up against her.
>Not that she's willing to wait, bucking herself against you clumsily and forcing your finger inside of her
>"I'm sorry, I just couldn't-"
>You shush her, and explore Cassie more thoroughly. Inside she's slippery but tight, ridges on the inside moving with her own contractions.
>You would wonder how that would feel on your dick, but it's not like you're going to have to wait long. A few pumps of your fingers and you pull out to a wail from your roommate.
>"W-why-"
>Again, you shush her and place yourself behind her, face inches away from her. The heat sears your face and you nearly have to close your eyes.
>She's cute and pink up close, and you decide to make good on your earlier promise, leaning forwards into her.
>Cassie bites the armrest when your tongue slathers her lower lips with your saliva, mewling as best as she can, legs rigid.
Cont.
>>13011075
Actually, I don't. I was trying to emphasize how WEIRD she was.

>>13011086
Next up is a healing story involving an anon driven out of his home by a Tanuki on revenge and being helped out by a Kejourou businesswoman. Not sure if there's gonna be smut yet. People really seem to like smut over nonsmut works, though.

>>13011106
Dex. Make them perfect Paladins/Cavaliers.

>> No.13011137

>>13011122
Y-you're welcome, I guess.

>> No.13011139

>>13011133
>Cavaliers
But what would they ride?

>> No.13011141

>>13011122
You don't cut short epic speeches about the dick.

Still capped.

>> No.13011149

>>13011133
>Next up is a healing story involving an anon driven out of his home by a Tanuki on revenge and being helped out by a Kejourou businesswoman. Not sure if there's gonna be smut yet. People really seem to like smut over nonsmut works, though.
Well yeah, obviously. Most of us are so undesirable that we get friend-zoned by prostitutes.
>Actually, I don't. I was trying to emphasize how WEIRD she was.
Not sure if I understand. You got an original (if scrapped) text?

>> No.13011152

>>13011121

I think of the mouth tentacles as an exception. They don't look sexual or even female in any way, they just looked like a duo of "dudes" who are in constant disagreement with each other and generally just like to mess around with each other.

>> No.13011155

>>13011133
Dex sounds good. Would fit as well.
Small races are always best cavaliers though.
Fitting their mounts through doors and all that
>>13011139
Bison, or horses. That don't seem too terribly large.

>> No.13011157

>>13011041
http://i.imgur.com/sdDgPZD.png
ugburn

>> No.13011161

>>13011107
>You'll never rest against a tree at midnight, with your giant fruitbat waifu hanging upside down above you, her head next to yours and resting in the gap between your shoulder and neck
>You'll never feed her candied grapes and cherries covered in crystallized alraune nectar

2comfy4me

>> No.13011162

>>13011066
What ending?

>> No.13011163

>>13011149
>friend-zoned by prostitutes
That's just sad, honestly.
>You got an original (if scrapped) text?
I think I do, but it's not actually on this computer. Originally it was going to involve a lot more 'olev' and build up into Savakasia's obvious insanity but it would have just taken too long and I wasn't trying to shit up the thread with 30+ posts of her getting crazier and crazier, so I skipped right to the insanity.

>>13011139
Bison, particularly large pigs...

>> No.13011164

>>13011157
Rugburn*

>> No.13011168

>>13011139
the party fighter

>> No.13011171

>>13011168
Cavalier is the party fighter, anon.

>> No.13011172

>>13011157
>>13011164
>soft yeti fur
>giving you rug burns

>> No.13011176

I like the idea of monstergirls using their cousins as mounts. Like a werewolf riding to war on a warg. Or a savage Grizzly sitting astride a giant hulking actual grizzly.

>> No.13011178

>>13011172
They do have pads you know.

>> No.13011181

>Find a ball of fluff on the floor
>Sheep girl head pops out
>Baas
>Sticks head back inside ball of fluff
What is the status of your heart

>> No.13011182

>>13011171
they have two martials and one guy picked fighter.

>> No.13011185

>>13011161
>You will never be molested by a CC giant fruit werebat after working the night shift.
>She will never drag you to her house, and prepare a breakfast consisting of a sliced, sugar/granola coated grapefruit along with some Barometz juice and Holst milk.

>> No.13011186

>>13011178
Well, yes, but a significant portion of her paws is still covered in fur.
Soft, fluffy, comfortable fur.

>> No.13011187

>>13011157
I get hard every time I see this.

>> No.13011188

>>13011181
imploded

>> No.13011190

>>13011172
It would be the comfiest, fluffiest, warmest rugburn

>> No.13011191

>>13011176
That's impressively redundant.

>> No.13011193

>>13011176
Xibit pls.

>> No.13011194

>>13011182
Well, that's kind of a shitty party. Two tier 5s is a bad start.

>> No.13011196

>>13011152
On one hand, I prefer the mindless secondary mouths because they're ironically less creepy and also because it would make intimate moments with a Jabberwock seem more intimate.

But on the other sentient britbong mouths are also a very wonderful thing.

>> No.13011197

>>13011176
I hear you, anon. In a similar vein, I always thought the idea of MGs having pets of a rival species would be cute, like a werecat who owns dogs, or a harpy that takes care of pythons

>> No.13011200

>>13011194
They aren't very good at builds. Fighter didn't even go the archery route

>> No.13011203

>>13011196
>On one hand, I prefer the mindless secondary mouths because they're ironically less creepy and also because it would make intimate moments with a Jabberwock seem more intimate.
You forget more tongues on your dick at once.

>> No.13011204

>>13011196

Should I stop writing these, then? Don't really wanna ruin anyone's headcanon.

>> No.13011206

>>13011185
Fuck man. Now I wanna snack with a fruit werebat. They'd have the best snacks. I wanna feed her squares of fresh mango and lick the juice that dribbles down her chin. If I got a breakfast of nuts, honey, fresh milk and fruit, I wouldn't mind her pro-actively dating me.

>>13011193
>>13011191
>Not wanting to see a wurm try to make a giant earthworm her mount.

>> No.13011212

>>13011163
>>You got an original (if scrapped) text?
>I think I do, but it's not actually on this computer. Originally it was going to involve a lot more 'olev' and build up into Savakasia's obvious insanity but it would have just taken too long and I wasn't trying to shit up the thread with 30+ posts of her getting crazier and crazier, so I skipped right to the insanity.
That sounds fucking amazing, please pastebin it.
>Apocalypse now, pet jinko edition
MY BODY HAS NEVER BEEN READIER

>> No.13011214

>>13011204
Fuck that, I like them. If you wanna headcanon it, just have it where some Jabberwock Tentacle mouths are simply born gifted.

>> No.13011215

>>13011194
As a side note I'm tempted to do a story/green text about MGs playing the Kingmaker adventure path or one of the others

>> No.13011219

>>13011206
>wurms and sandworms belonging to the same family

>> No.13011221

>>13011212
> build up into Savakasia's obvious insanity but it would have just taken too long and I wasn't trying to shit up the thread with 30+ posts of her getting crazier and crazier, so I skipped right to the insanity.
Pastebin pls.

>> No.13011224

>>13011219
>that's the joke

>> No.13011234

Wedding Dress Monster Girls, GO

>> No.13011236

>>13011133
>It's not like she tastes incredible or anything (she mostly tastes like tang and sweat) but there's just something in there that makes your mind scream for more.
>Cassie spreads her legs apart just enough for you to dig in and get at more of her, lapping at her lips
>Cassie is out and out squealing now, upper body flailing but lower half staying locked in place.
>You string her along, closer... closer....
>Just as she's gone still and is about to finish you pull away to an extended hiss from Cassie.
>"W-what the fuck, anon!?" she half-moans, half yells as she comes down from what is probably close to the best orgasm of her life.
>"Hey, I said I'd eat you, didn't I?"
>"That was just mean-" Cass is cut off when you press your glans against her, hands against her flared hips and knees next to her own, spreading her ever so slightly wider.
>She gasps with every touch now, rubbing your cock against her, taunting her with a press here and there at her clit.
>Then, just as you can see the look of despair on Cass' face that she's never actually going to get some, you press into her.
>You planned to take it slow, but that's cut off when the Jinko bucks back instantly, driving you all the way down into her and moaning, tail flailing and occasionally smacking you in the face.
>You pull it aside and marvel at the way it twitches in your hands before you start in on her, dragging out while her pussy fights to keep you in her.
Cont.


>>13011212
>>13011221
I'll see what I can do later.
It wasn't finished though, so it's probably going to be a bit of a project to edit it into a readable state for anyone other than me.


>>13011215
That could be cool. Or you could do the Road to Tien Xa or whatever it's called and have the kitsune player complain about how inaccurate they are in-setting. What girls would you use?
They're all playing slutty human males.

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>>13011206
Werebats are love, anon.

You must understand.

>> No.13011245

>>13011237

If I lift her bangs, will she blush?

>> No.13011246

>>13011237
They don't get nearly enough attention. They are basically harpies, but softer, fluffier, with cuter ears and all round better. And they have fuzzy paws instead of talons.

>> No.13011248

>>13011245
It would be extremely NNNGGGABLE

>> No.13011249

Now, I know that Monster Hunter is not exactly the best thing to bring up in here; but how do you feel about monstergirl variants like the ones they have in Monster Hunter?

>> No.13011250

>>13011236
Don't know, I'd need to think.

GM is gonna be male
May have another male player
Female Human (keeps rolling humans)

After that I may have to decide how I want to roll. Maybe a goblin or witch

>> No.13011254

>>13010067
>>13010151
She only has one wing! ONE WING!

>> No.13011255

>>13011237
Bats are fucking jerks.

I went out camping one time with some friends and those bitches constantly attacked our tent trying to get in.

I think they were fruit bats though.

>> No.13011256

>>13011250
Cont. I'm actually running kingmaker currently so it'll be the freshest

>> No.13011257

>>13011248

She's a shy girl.

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>>13011089
>How does it feel?
I think have no feelings because most of the time I was indiferent...

>>13011110
Yes I did what the storm couldn`t do

>>13011117
I don`t need labels I know what I did was right

>>13011162
The one you kill everyone

>> No.13011265

>>13011255
They just wanted to cuddle with you. Fuck, it's their home in the first place. You don't barge in some one's house, lock yourself away and bitch when they wanna snuggle.

>> No.13011269

>>13011257
>She's a shy girl.
Only if you get them into a bright area.

Otherwise, if you're on ones home turf, be certain that they'll proactively date you.

>> No.13011273

>>13011265
But anon they could have been vampire bats!

They could have tried to suck my blood and give me diseases!

>> No.13011276
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You waifu would make a good motheru, right?

>> No.13011278

>>13011273
Those are tiny, and swarm I doubt they would have made enough impact for you to even noice them smacking your tent up. Besides that could have just cut through it if they really wanted to. Those were just giant megabats that wanted a hug and a strawberry
.

>> No.13011279

>>13011236
>It wasn't finished though, so it's probably going to be a bit of a project to edit it into a readable state for anyone other than me.
it's all good, in the hood.

>> No.13011283

>>13011279
>>13011221
>>13011212
Wait we're talking about the scrapped original jinko pet text right? The one where she's actually a sub?

>> No.13011284

>>13011263

>I know what I did was right

Was it? Are you sure it wasn't only right in your head? Who knows, maybe it's in mine.

One.

>> No.13011285

>>13011276
>Rachne

Uhm,,, I guess

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>>13011237
I like my werebats with a bit more of confidence.

>> No.13011287

>>13011283
No, the yandere red Dragon that suffered from isolation.

>> No.13011288

>>13011283
>>13011133
>>13011163
In reference to gauf's adventures in jinko, obviously

>> No.13011290

>>13011284
No you are wrong...
In reality there is no right answer
At the end we are always sometimes monster

/end shitty game quote

>> No.13011291

>>13011236
>She moans when you slam yourself back into her as fast as you can, flesh clapping against flesh like the roar of thunder.
>And out again, slow as possible while her ridges and bumps drag over your cock
>You've got a good grip on her tail and you clench it a bit to a half-yowl from her when you pound home again.
>Sweat builds on the two of you while you pound into her, noise rising from her higher and higher with each thrust.
>She's already as raised as she can get which is good, you suppose, because otherwise you'd probably have to hunch over Cassie to keep fucking her.
>And it's not like you're gonna stop.
>Cassie comes when you twist her tail and she moans, juices literally pouring off of her and onto the couch. Damn it. But she doesn't push you off of her, doesn't stop thrusting back onto you or trying to keep you in her, just continuing right on.
>Unfortunately, even if she can you can't keep this up forever.
>You can feel the heat in your gut coiling and you know your end is near.
>"Cassie, I'm gonna cu-"
>"INSIDE, DO IT INSIDE!" she screams, and you're sure that your upstairs neighbors heard that one.
>You feel the rush upon you and you grab her wide, motherly hips and drive yourself into her frantically, all sense of pacing gone while your instincts alone drive you.
>Moaning comes from in front of you but you blot that all out, slamming yourself into her and locking Cassie in place while you finish, spattering her insides with your seed
>Again and again and again you pour into her, twitching while white floods her insides and pours out of her.
Cont.


>>13011250
Gotta have at least one Lich, if only to cry when they inevitably have to kill one in-game.

>>13011276
Probably not.


>>13011283
About the dragon one. If we're talking about the original pet jinko text, there's like. A paragraph, before I decided that I just couldn't write it and feel good about delivering what you wanted.

>> No.13011294

>>13011278
It was like 1 in the morning anon.

I didn't want to take a chance.

>> No.13011295

>>13011290

If that's what you believe, then shoot me. Two.

>> No.13011296 [DELETED] 

>>13011236
>>13011133
>>13011048
Wait, did you actually write anything about pet jinko before switching over to weed and femdom? Or did you go drugs and ara ara first, and just skip over any attempt at an actual pet?

>> No.13011302

>>13011291
>Probably not.
Why not?
Is your waifu a Wurm who fill feed your daughteru cookies until she's in a diabetic coma?

>> No.13011303

>>13011291
>About the dragon one. If we're talking about the original pet jinko text, there's like. A paragraph, before I decided that I just couldn't write it and feel good about delivering what you wanted.
cmon gauf, you can do it. Maledom isn't that bad; it makes your dick feel muh.
And if it feels weird, that just means it's working!

>> No.13011304

>>13011237
>Werebat daughteru squeaks to find you
>She flies into your arms
>she's rewarded with BRUSHIE BRUSHIE BRUSHIE

>> No.13011306

>>13011291
Maybe, I'll need to see how I want to run this

>> No.13011307

>>13011296
>femdom
Not really, but okay.

>Or did you go drugs and ara ara first,
Not really either, but okay.
>Skip over any attempt at an actual pet
Kind of? I have a paragraph but a nonsapient pet getting fucked feels... weird.

>>13011302
Sandworm.

>>13011303
I'd consider this one and the Valisavex stories to be pretty maledom.

>> No.13011308

>>13011048
>Cat presenting ass
I know precisely why this boner is here.

>> No.13011311

>>13011304
>Werebat daughteru clings to your back
>She falls asleep there

>> No.13011316

>>13011307
>Kind of? I have a paragraph but a nonsapient pet getting fucked feels... weird.
Well this goes back to a previous thread's discussion- it doesn't have to be non sapient. Just submissive, and with an insatiable urge for being petted.

>> No.13011317

>>13011307
>Sandworm
They'd be okay mothers.
They wouldn't be Ryus or Holsts, but they'd be okay.

>> No.13011319

>>13011276
>Tengu
Naturally

>> No.13011320

>>13011141
Really?

>> No.13011329

>>13011276
Almost all the monster girls are supposed to make good mothers.

>> No.13011332

>>13011291
>You will never impregnate a Cat or Dog Girl in Heat
>You will never "finish, splattering her insides with your seed again and again and again, pouring into her as she twitched while white floods her insides and pours of her of her."
Goddammit boner, please, down, before you hurt yourself.

>> No.13011334

>>13011329
Except Alps.

>> No.13011336

>>13011329
"supposed to" and "are" are two different things.

>> No.13011339

>>13011276
Probably?

Strict, but then, that's why I love Anubi.
I'm a big softy who'd probably spoil them rotten beyond belief. It's good to have a loving wife to keep them, and me, in check.

>> No.13011340

>>13011141
Got the cap?

>> No.13011342

>>13011334
No bully.

>> No.13011344

>>13011334
>catboy and his mother pic.avi

>> No.13011346

>>13011276

>Kejourou

Probably yeah

>> No.13011347

Hey .Less, if you're lurking, hear me out.
Could you do a Hellhound MG based off of the hellhounds in CoD:Zombies?

>> No.13011348

>>13011332
All this talk about MGs in heat and presenting their asses to you is making my fucking boner hurt.

Why must this life be suffering?

Still mah bloodkin

>> No.13011349

>>13011316
Well, I've been trying to show Cassie as sort of laid back and submissive, but if that hasn't come across then I can alter it to fit.

>> No.13011351

>>13011348
>All this talk about MGs in heat and presenting their asses to you is making my fucking boner hurt.
I have this same feel mah nigga.
>Presenting their asses and drooling wet cunts, hungry for some spunk to seed them with your kids.

>> No.13011355

>>13011347
Kill yourself.

>> No.13011357

>>13011344
>>>/y/

>> No.13011359

>>13011351
Goddammit anon, don't do this to me.

You're the truest of bros

>> No.13011360

>>13011347
>CoD
Leave.

>> No.13011362

>>13011349
That's not the vibe I get.
you should study the works of leona

>> No.13011370
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13011370

>No MG Onee-san to deflorate, and leglock you while you impregnate her.

>> No.13011372

>>13011362
>Bob
Nope. She's not ultra sub.

>>13011359
>>13011351
at least you lot are enjoying it.

>> No.13011379

>>13011362
>leona
Awful example.

Nina would be an actual good choice.

>> No.13011380

>>13011362

Leona is literally worse than 50 Shades of Shit.

>> No.13011383

>>13011370
>Implying your Monster Girl Onee-san wouldn't steal your virginity
http://pastebin.com/50puK57M

I mean, I guess you'd technically steal both of your virginities. But she'd be the dominant one so it'd be like her taking the virginities.

Dominant loving protective onee-sans are olev. The purest and most loving form of love, all Onee-sans should take responsibility and marry their little human boy brothers.

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>>13011320
>>13011340

>> No.13011390

>>13011385
Ta muchly

>> No.13011391

>>13011383
>Dominant loving protective onee-sans are olev. The purest and most loving form of love, all Onee-sans should take responsibility and marry their little human boy brothers.
I wholeheartedly agree.

>> No.13011395

>>13011370
>No shy MG Onee-san who tries to act tough for your sake
>Trying to be cool in school to be your example model
>Her softness will never surface in the end and be the school ridicule
>You will never cuddle with her as she's crying her heart out, telling herself she failed you
>You will never reassure her that she's the best sister ever
>Your sistes will never fall asleep in your embrace, a warm smile on her face assuring you that she's having pleasant dreams.

>> No.13011399

>>13010921
You are the hero we deserve

>> No.13011405

>>13011276
>Lich
There's probably a soothing and compassionate side behind that cold demeanor, but it depends on the lich in question.

>> No.13011408

>>13011399
That actually sounds like an insult, you know.

>> No.13011410

>>13011399
>>13011408
It's ok, I'm honored nonetheless.

>> No.13011412

>>13011395
niiice

>> No.13011414

>>13011408
I apologize
A white fur, brown skin jinko is a dream and I'm happy to see it

>> No.13011418

>>13011405
>Skeletons and you raise the daughteru, tending to her every need, mother is always doing science or fucking you

>> No.13011419

>>13011291
>You fall back, collapsing on the little bit remaining for you of the couch with your legs entwined with hers, Cassie collapsing in a heap while your semen pours out of her.
>You and her lie there panting and naked for a moment but for her bra, straining and starting to rip a bit with her fervent grinding into the couch
>Cass flips over and you idly lean to stroke her stomach. She chuffs encouragingly while you ponder your next move.
>So, yeah, you fucked your roommate when she wasn't in any state of mind to refuse you.
>You're pretty much scum.
>Actually, you should-
>Cassie cuts off your pity party. "Ah, thank you soo~ much, anon. That felt... wow, that was just the best."
>Her eyes twinkle. "Want to go again? You can fuck me on the floor this time. Ooh! Or in the kitchen?"
>You laugh shortly, ill mood dispelled. "You know, I've always wondered how you'd look in a collar."
>Cassie's grin grows mischievous. "Oh? Should I get out a saucer of milk? You can fuck me while I try to drink it, spilling everywhere and just grinding my face-"
>Down, boner. It's only been two minutes!
>"When did you get so... lewd?"
>"Oh, you know, I had a real man bend me over on a couch and fuck me like the horny cat I am~" She smiles too wide and rubs her face against your arm.
>"No, really though, let's go again. I'm not satisfied with just one!"
>You drag yourself up while you consider your options...
>You've always wanted to fuck her on her bed, damn that thing looks comfy. But then again, there's the whole 'making her pretend to be a cat while you fuck her' thing, which she seems to be VERY interested in. Or, you could try something else. Again on the couch, maybe? On the floor? Make her wear a collar?


I'll let you lot decide what to do.

>>13011383
>someone links my work
Y-you too....

>> No.13011421

>>13011414
If I knew there was this much demand, I would've gotten that one out sooner.

>> No.13011428

>>13011419
Risky, but that hit the spot.

>> No.13011429

>>13011419
>Oh? Should I get out a saucer of milk? You can fuck me while I try to drink it, spilling everywhere and just grinding my face-

Okay, THAT, but...
Have her give you a "Clean-up" Blowjob first, finishing so that you cum into said saucer, mix your jizz with some milk, and have her try and drink that while you do her.

Who agrees with me?

>> No.13011431

>>13011421
I'm actually surprised jinko content is not requested more often. I guess we are the silent ones

>> No.13011432

>>13011419
On. The. Floor.

>> No.13011434

>>13011421
>*Had I known
Jesus, that's my cue to go to bed.

>>13011431
Oh well, better late than never.

>> No.13011436

>>13011419
Cat play and floor fucking.

You've doomed your story.

>> No.13011438

>>13011419
Floor and milk, how is that even a question?

>> No.13011439

>>13011429
sure

>> No.13011442

>>13011370
I`m adopted and my cousin wants to have sex with me... Help

>> No.13011445

>>13011429
Cats have rough tongues, anon.
That may not go well.

>> No.13011447

>>13011419
Gauf i still can't forgive you for the ntr.

>> No.13011449

>>13011419
THROUGH. THE. FLOOR.
While giving her collar gentle tugs and biting on her tail.

>> No.13011450

>>13011442
While appealing, you're better off disclosing that on another board.

>> No.13011454

>>13011447
The... NTR that I didn't write? I've never written it.


>>13011449
>>13011438
>>13011436
>>13011432
Well, on the floor while making her drink 'milk' seems to be the near unanimous choice. Here we go.

>> No.13011457

>>13011419
Milk, she's a messy drinker

>> No.13011460

>>13011360
Meh, I tried.
Later.

>> No.13011464

>>13011372
>Nope. She's not ultra sub.
I know I know, it was a joke. I don't actually enjoy leona anyway, it's outside of my taste

Anyway, you should really try getting outside of your written comfort zone-writing about fucking a non-sapient cat is weird indeed, but at the very least it will help you come up with other, better ideas.

>> No.13011465

Would chronic masturbation be treated as a serious disease to MGs?

>> No.13011471

>>13011465
MAMONOMANA can deal with stuff like that.

>> No.13011473

>>13011465
More like a sign of despair. No one should be alone. They'll be sure to find someone who can fix that, assuming they can't handle it themselves.

>> No.13011478

>>13011465
>chronic masturbation

How much fap is too much?
Sometimes I fap 5 times a day

>> No.13011479

>>13011454
Oh shit, then who was the one that wrote it? i'm confused as fuck.

I apologize for the serious crime acusation i was putting on you.

>> No.13011481

Drawfag here, taking one request. Make it easy.

>> No.13011483

>>13011465
Seems like a dark priest would like to have someone like that.

>> No.13011488

>>13011465
Are you nuts? There would be fapping olimpics.

>> No.13011489

>>13011465
>>13005771
Man, these threads are filled with people with disorders.

>>13011481
Dragon Girl of you choice flying.

>> No.13011490
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>>13003928
>>13010089

Hi I’m TheGreens and recap anon is still NOT here, his body is currently being pulled from a wrecked plane in Taiwan

Anonymoose & Pennywise
Dark LARPie best girl
Arnold Schwarzenegger was breastfed by a holst
Gasmask gets points for being thiral
Hetzer wishes he was in a zoo
Crossbreeding MG’s
Anon fucks monkeys
The dude who wrote the centipede story surfaces for us to yell at him
FUCK YOU ALPHABET WURM BEST GIRL
Superego holds the flashlight
AnonMD is a paladin
MGs are so impure
Anons can’t handle the fact that NTR can exist
I guess we don’t need NRAC anymore. Yay
BFG mai waifu
Gauf has a threesome, pharaoh still best girl
Jinko hugs
Me!Me!Me! struck a little to close to home
Bro cheshire helps anon get out of work
>She raped me and I didn’t like it
>Fuck off you alp cuck tsundere!
MGs are literally everywhere
How to escape a yandere, a novel
/k/ tells a tryhard kitsune to fuck off
Let’s bully short mages
Anon intos gundam
We seriously need to just write an MG fifty shades of grey to get all this lewdness out of our systems
/a/ bulls MGG
Yao looks weird
Parasitic wasp girl
MG seagull
egyptian mythology makes desert girls slightly less appealing
anubis wins the poll
Harems are great, unless you’re part of the crowd
I wonder what MG santa would look like
Would you wear a collar?
Halo is still olev, I’ll fucking fight you m8
Based translators
Dom fights are the shitstorms to rule them all
Anon hates alps
Why do you need a fucking axe?
Alex is fertile as hell
Tats or Tits?
KC hates us amerifats
Which MG would fit in best in silent hill?
L4D2 MGs are buried within mindbreak fighting
Top 5 MGs again
Alp paladin wants a bit of Sir Rothschild
Anon hates real women so much he’ll change his fetishes to avoid them
Walker wants to get of Mr. Phosphorus’s wild ride
I think hound rapes cows
Shut up and fuck the horse
Gauf gets his nipple clamps and sets out to write his first maledom story
Bleh intensifies

>> No.13011491

>>13011481
A Jinko and Lizardman Glaring at each other while hugging a warrior dude, one on each arm

>> No.13011492

>>13011481
Dormouse in her boyfriend's t-shirt sleeping on the couch.

>> No.13011494

>>13011479
Both him and me earlier pointed out that I am not Gauf.

I've also apologized for that at least three times. It was just nagging in my head and I had to get it out. It won't happen again. Probably.

>> No.13011495

>>13011481
Lizard girl tipping her bonnet.

>> No.13011496

Alright, so I've come across a bit of an ethical conundrum. You stumble across a brutal murder scene, and the fledgling ghost of one of the murder victims, the rest being her remaining family. But she's completely mindbroken and screaming tirelessly, doesn't even realise you're there, and shes infused with power, so instead of being a simple ghost, she's on her way to being a Banshee. Except it'll take a while for the power to reform her shattered mind, and even then, it's not like ghosts or banshees are the happiest of people, right?

What do? Help her out by putting her some place she can reach sapience and stop being vengeful and mindbrokenly insane, or cut her suffering off by exorcising her before she can grow that far and possibly suffer even morethan she would. Which is the more just approach here? Let her suffer through her own hell and grow as an undead spirit to one day find happiness, despite the knowledge of her murdered family, and her loathsome undeath, or mercykill her before she has time to even adjust to being a spirit of vengeance, sending her spirit to the heavens and rest?

>> No.13011497

>>13011481
Fat guy having sex with your waifu

>> No.13011498

>>13011481
Busty CC Werebat.

>> No.13011499

>>13011489
What if he makes it a Wurm flying?

>> No.13011500

>>13011481
Pouting Dragon maid.

>> No.13011502

>>13011481
An Anubis sharing a loving kiss with her BF.

>> No.13011503
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>>13011490
This is the longest I've ever taken to write a recap, and I'm terribly sorry for it.

I unfortunately have a life outside of the internet. Which really sucks.

>> No.13011508

>>13011481
Life of PI but with a jinko.

>> No.13011509
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>>13011481
Something like this with a different species.

>> No.13011511

>>13011499
>Wurm sees Dragon, Jabberwock, Ryu and Wyvern flying
>Attaches balloons to herself to join the fun
>Realizes she can't get down

>> No.13011515

>>13011490
>Anubis wins the poll
There is currently a new poll on the blog, and sadly, Anubis is narrowly trailing 2nd behind Apophis...both of whom have more votes than every other girl combined.

Pharaoh is a distant 3rd, with Sandworm 4th just behind her, Sphinx in 5th shortly after.

Khepri, Girtablilu, and Mummy are picking up the rear, in that order. Girtablilu was originally in dead last, but picked up a couple of votes to pass Mummy.

>> No.13011517

>>13011490
Wait, I thought Recap-Anon was training to fight Cell...

I can't keep up with all this lore.

>> No.13011520

>>13011515
>Girtabliu
>TheSorrow.gif

>> No.13011521

>>13011511
Why are Wurms so great?

>> No.13011522

>>13011490
>2 times

O-okay sempai.

>/a/ bullies /mgg/

What happened?

>> No.13011525

>>13011489
>Man, these threads are filled with people with disorders.

Where do you think you are?

>> No.13011529

>>13011521
Because they wiggle and giggle when you run their bellies

>> No.13011530

>>13011492
Save this for later, the HHNNNNGH will be legendary.

>>13011490
Hey Greens, you should make a pastebin for unfulfilled ideas, like Recap Anon, unless, that has been updating all this time.

Thank you for your work.

>> No.13011534

>>13011525
But Anon, if we all have problems, why would Monster Girls want us? We're all broken goods, they'd just ignore and disregard us.

Even if Monster Girls were real, they wouldn't want us.

>> No.13011536

>>13011497
>no faceless no boner

As the ultimate sign of NTR, your waifu should lose her face as well.

>> No.13011537

>>13011517
Recap-anon is the world's most interesting man.

He assassinated adolf hitler

He out-smoked snoop dog

He fucks alps without it being gay

He discovered Cathulu

He IS Cathulu.

He captained the titanic

He was captured by ISIS, and beheaded Jihad John.

He found the one ring to rule them all

He is the one ring to rule them all

He goes shirtless horseback riding with Vladimir Putin.

He goes pantless Vladimir Putin riding with a horse.

No anon has ever been able to match his reputation.

>> No.13011538

>>13011529
Baby Wurms love having their tummy patted.

>> No.13011539

>>13011490
Wow, I was in the last thread, and I don't remember half of all this shit.

Thanks for the recap, my alzheimer needs it.

>> No.13011540

>>13011419
>Hm. On the floor, perhaps. But not on the rug, again. It's gonna be a bitch to get your jizz and her cum out of it anyway.
>"Follow."
>Cassie picks herself lazily up, only speeding up when you snap your fingers and pads behind you into the kitchen.
>Fuck, you're not sure if you're to be good at this whole ordering thing, but at least she's making it easy on you.
>"Kneel. On your hands and knees." You barely manage to restrain yourself from saying "I guess."
>Cass blushes and drops to her hands and knees, leaning over and wiggling ever so slightly to entice you
>You can see some of your seed drip out of her and onto your thighs.
>Kinda hot.
>Anyway, into the fridge you go. You're sure you've got a saucer around here somewhere- there it is.
>2% into saucer but not too deep, place it in front of Cassie...
>"Eat up, girl."
>Cassie obediently leans down and sticks out her tongue, lapping up the milk but kind of splashing everywhere.
>You stand behind her and watch as she twitches, bending to try and get the milk into her.
>It's a bit comedic how massive she is compared to you and how willing she is to obey you, but you're not going to object.
>You kneel behind her and Cassie does her best impression of a "Nyaa~" when you rub her back, examining her closely.
>Well, that's enough for you to be ready. Your cock demands release and who are you to refuse?
>You press against her gently and she "Nyaa~?'s again in an inquisitive (and somewhat mischievous) tone.
>"Good kitty. Hold still."
Cont.
>>13011464
Eh. I just don't feel good writing about it, so I'm not going to do it. I think I'm stretching my comfort zone pretty well as it stands with the variety of fetishes, maledom, femdom, etc.
Besides, I think I'd be treading already-done ground then. Didn't Kitsoviet do something like that once?

>>13011515
>Pharaoh is 3rd.
That's strange.

>>13011534
You are deserving of love, and they WILL give it to you. It may not be a type you like, though.

>> No.13011542

>>13011534
Speak for yourself basket case. My genes are damn good.

>> No.13011543

>>13011481
like the other anon said, pouting dragon in a maid outfit. pic related.
http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/69/699901-infinite_stratos_2___05__33_.jpg

>> No.13011544

Wurms. Wurms. Wurms. Wurms.

>> No.13011547

>>13011540
>Didn't Kitsoviet do something like that once?
But we care about you gauf. You and you alone.

>> No.13011551

>>13011537
I suppose I will have to read the Recap-Anon manga at some point...

>> No.13011553

>>13011534
Using 3D logic doesn't help.

>> No.13011555

>>13011534
> if we all have problems, why would Monster Girls want us?

Beauty is not perfect
Perfection is inhuman

>> No.13011556

>>13011544
They crawl in. They crawl out.

They play with semen strewn all about.

>> No.13011557

>>13011540
She is a bad kitty, isn't she?

>> No.13011559

>>13011544
Autism.

>> No.13011560

>>13011481

Hi Loen.

Draw us a recreation of how you hurt yourself.

>> No.13011564

>>13011540
>Not cumming in the milk-dish

Aww well...still hot.

>> No.13011567

>>13011556
Motherfucker is that the hearse song?

>> No.13011570

>>13011538
True, it's a trap though.

Soon after you rub their bellies they clamp down on your arm and wrap around it, cooing and babbling as they suck on your fingers

>> No.13011573

>>13011560
>Loen
That's bullshit, last I heard he was still trapped in the Phantom Zone.

>> No.13011574

>>13011540
>>13011553
>>13011555
Give me one or more reasons why a Monster Girl would see an Anon here with physical problems, illness, or mental and psychological problems, and see said Anon as someone worth their time? Explain to me.

>>13011542
Unless you're blond haired-blue eyes pure Aryan, you can't call your genes good. Only "It could be worse" or "This is worse.".

>> No.13011576

>>13011555
Where did you pull that crock of shit from?

>> No.13011579

>>13011481
Loli Kamilla holding a round one and smiling proudly.

>> No.13011580

>>13011574
Go back to /pol/

>> No.13011581

>>13011543
Best oneesan

>> No.13011582

>>13011537

Did he successfully evacuate those civies from Dubai?

Did he make a World Altering Missile containing Tiberium?

Did he find the Illuminati headquarters?

>> No.13011584

>>13011573

Well there's only one other drawfag who posts anon for requests.

Monorus?

>> No.13011585

>>13011574
>Unless you're blond haired-blue eyes pure Aryan, you can't call your genes good.

>>>/pol/

>> No.13011587

>>13011570
I know all about that.
I run a Wurm farm, anon.

>> No.13011588

>>13011576
2deep4you son

>> No.13011589

>>13011567
Yep.

>> No.13011591

>>13011584
>Monorus
According to my sources, he is suplexing lawyers as we speak.

>> No.13011593

>>13011537
>He discovered Cathulu
>He IS Cathulu.

So he's n elder god that reached enlightenment?

>> No.13011594

>>13011587
Is it called

"I Got Wurms"?

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>>13011540
Learn from >>13011564
I don't know how this is gonna end, but maybe work this in somewhere? Rubbing her like a cat while she dozes on your lap.

>> No.13011597

>>13011540
You don't even come close to comprehend how hard my boner was because of that kitsoviet cat story.

>> No.13011598

>>13011570
>Rubbing baby wurm belly before you leave for work
>Suddenly it grabs on to your arm and starts sucking on your fingers while giggling
>Realize you literally can't get it off, it's too strong
>Have to go to work with baby wurm on arm
>It was take your daughter to work day anyway

>> No.13011599

>>13011481
You've probably already picked one, but screw it, if you habe another drawfag might take this up

I'd like to see a Yuki-onna, Yeti, or Hellhound wearing a Minnesota Wild jersey, and only the jersey

>> No.13011602

>>13011481
Holseti. >>13004084
This needs to be drawn.

>> No.13011606

>>13011530
http://pastebin.com/pqeR6Nd5
what should I add?

>> No.13011607

>>13011574
>ubermensch bs

1939 called, it wants you to kill yourself.

>> No.13011608

>>13011599
Rival sports team fan, your villainy ends here.

>> No.13011611

>>13011574
What about fuck off.

>> No.13011612

>>13011582
All of those, while entering a platonic relationship with Deruella.

He even got her to wear the modest sweater and trousers.

>> No.13011617

>>13011593
He is also the world's first Non-Euclidean architect.

>>13011612
10/10, there's lemonade all over my keyboard now
Good work.

>> No.13011618

>>13011606

This >>13011492 for now. Unless, you'd wait for me to scan the thread and see if you think anything else I mention is worth adding?

>> No.13011619

>>13011608
I bet your team is better than mine

>tfw the only state team that won a season was the Twins
>tfw you don't like baseball

>> No.13011620

>>13011574
For one MAMONO MANA fixes such issues.

For another, plenty of women like a Fixer-Upper.

>> No.13011622

>>13011580
>>13011585
>>13011607
>>13011611
>Instead of explaining why Monster Girls would want broken goods, spam "Le back to /pol/" maymay

calm down faggots it's a joke, sorry for "triggering" you. Me going to /pol/ still wouldn't justify why Monster Girls wouldn't just pass by you and go for a human boy who doesn't have a shit ton of baggage.

>> No.13011623

>>13011618
Sure. And, if you know of any completed requests, post them here and I'll take them off the request page.

>> No.13011625

>>13011540
>Cassie does actually let out a quickly covered 'chuff' when you slip inside of her but you rub her back, whispering "Get going, kitty".
>She goes back to drinking her milk sloppily while you push into her willing if highly restrictive folds
>She feels like a wet, slippery vise to you, squeezing her muscles to grab you and drag you in, to a shudder of breath and another 'Nyaaa~" from her.
>"Come on kitty, hold it together. I've got some milk for you." God, you feel so silly saying that, but feeling her depths contract around you is worth it.
>You start gentle this time, she's not as needy and you aren't as desperate.
>She leans back ever so slightly with each slow thrust and you lean over her, watching as she tries to lap up the milk and disrupt her with a well-timed thrust.
>What little fat she has jiggles with each thrust and her fake meows are interspersed with chuffs as you build speed, bending over her and forcing her down.
>You take her tail in your hand and stroke it gently while you fuck her roughly, her face dipping into the saucer with each thrust. Cassie has given up actually licking, your pounding too hard for her to actually keep the milk in her mouth.
>God, you just want this cat to recognize your superiority over her. She bends for you, she kneels for you. As stupid as it seems, you feel powerful, like your roommate is, for lack of a better word, your bitch.
>You take out your frustrations with Cassie the roommate on Cassie the housecat, smashing your hips against hers with as much force as you can muster.
>The saucer lies forgotten a foot in front of her, shoved away and upended by a particularly powerful thrust.
>An idea strikes you while you near your finish.
Cont.
>>13011564
>>13011595
Now is not the time for sadness, anon.

That comes later!


>>13011574
>>13011622
You have a penis, and demonic energy cures those over time. They don't care what you look like.

>> No.13011626

>>13011620
Pffft.

Oh man anon, that's a funny joke you made.

>> No.13011629

>>13011598
>typing one handed on computer, wurm Daughteru clamped down on your other arm.

>She's watching you type, awestruck at the numbers

>"Hey anon," your coworker Ron calls from behind you "working hard?"

>"you know it." You reply, turning to see five hellups clinging to his arms, legs and chest.

>Just another day at the office

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>>13011500

>> No.13011636

>>13011591

What are you even on about?

>> No.13011640

>>13011496
Give her peace before she becomes a vengeful spirit. Talk her down with a soothing voice. Make her realize that she is dead. Wait for the police to clear the scene and then bring an exorcist to cleanse her and allow her peace in the everafter.

>> No.13011641

>>13011635
I'm laughing.

I'm laughing harder than I ever should have.

>> No.13011642

>>13011619
Don't worry about it, it's just a bunch of cocks throwing balls.

>> No.13011645

So whats the current shitstorm about?

>> No.13011647

>>13011635
This is acceptable.

>> No.13011648

>>13011626
Well it's true anon.

Hell, it's a well-documented past time for Kikimoras. I'm sure plenty of other MGs would have similar compulsions.

They'd probably abandon you if you never showed any willingness to improve or progress at all though.

>> No.13011649

>>13011635
Thank man.

Now my pants are soaked in my drink.

>> No.13011650

>>13011645
There isn't one.
Someone's trying to bait one but if people just stay quiet we can all enjoy some smut.

>> No.13011651

>>13011645
Shit

>> No.13011652

>>13011629
Monster daughterus are best

>> No.13011653

Your monster daughteru just drew a picture of you, her, and her motheru holding hands with crayons.
How much do you hug your daughteru?

>> No.13011655

>>13011635

>"I can't believe you're making me do this..."
>"U-Uguuu...?"
>"Is... is this enough, husband? Can I take this disgusting makeup off my face now?"

>> No.13011657

>>13011640
>Talk her down
In my headcannon Banshees are ghosts that take decades on insane raving to the face, and come to their senses later as a mega souped up superghost. There's no talking down a banshee. Exorcism it is.

>> No.13011658

>>13011625
Yes. Yes.

A whole lotta yes tonight.

>> No.13011660

>>13011636
Pulling stuff out of my ass, what did you think my "sources" were?

>> No.13011662

>>13011635
Very nice.

>> No.13011663

>>13011642
Pretty much, it's why I like hockey more, faster paced and there's a good chance you'll see a good fight break out

I'd imagine sadist MGs would love the sport too

>> No.13011665

>>13011653
So much hug.

>> No.13011667

>>13011663
I'd recommend something without all the "sport" inbetween.

I was gonna say MMA, but that's mostly guys hugging on the ground...

>> No.13011672

>>13011653
So much that she will always feel my warm, even when I'm gone>>13011653

>> No.13011673

>>13011635
That's right, show them lips girl.

>> No.13011674

>>13011648
Far as you know the world guide is a crock of shit and could be completely lying to you anon.

That's why if in case of the event of MGE girls popping up around the world I am never letting one near me.

>> No.13011677

>>13011667
I'd pay to see a Jinko and a Panda throw down.

MMA is for alps.

>> No.13011678

>>13011667
I watch MMA, but I prefer women's matches. Rhonda Rousey is the shit, and would easily be an Ogre if she were any MG

>> No.13011681

>>13011677
>>13011678
We have MG wrestling, might as well have MG-MMA.

MG Late night/standup when?

>> No.13011685

>>13011681

>MMA
>Mixed Mamono Arts

>> No.13011686

>>13011674
I remember reading somewhere that KC actually wrote the MGE from the point of view of an adventurer/scholar who went around the world recording MGs, so we can pretty much expect it to be highly biased with the opinions of said writer.

>> No.13011691

>>13011681
God no.

MGs couldn't tell a joke to save their lives.

I'd blow my head off if I had to listen to a MG try to do a comedy act.
Fucking Smosh would be better than a monster girl trying to tell jokes.

>> No.13011692

>>13011686
The Scholar is supposed to be biased AGAINST the MGs so imagine if he was pro MG

>> No.13011694

>>13011681
I would watch Late Night with Charon O'Brien

>> No.13011695

>>13011691
Obviously.

But since we were talking about dumb shit no one should be watching.

>>13011694
Excuse me, I think my shotgun is calling me.

>> No.13011700

>>13011691
Literally? Because goddamn, you're a fickle faggot.

>> No.13011701

>>13011625
>Just as you can feel the heat writhing in your gut, you pull out of Cassie and she mewls disappointingly.
>You're so close you can feel your cock bulging in your hands as you stroke yourself gently trying to prevent you from finishing before you're in position
>The saucer clatters in front of Cassie and she looks up at you with a knowing smile and twinkling eyes.
>"Nya?"
>You finish with a grunt, crouched and angling to spurt into the dish, some of it splattering on Cassie's waiting face and open mouth.
>You stand up and back as she leans into the saucer waiting for your approval. "Eat up, girl. There's your milk."
>Cassie tries to purr but it comes out wrong-ish, leaning in to eagerly lap up your cum. She leaves the jizz on her face alone, though, only licking up what she can reach from the dish.
>Her white-stained face and eager hunger is already arousing you again, and she chuffs when you drop to your knees behind her to fuck her yet again.
>She's already dropping wet, spattering across your tile floor. Still she laps at the saucer, not even a twitch while you thrust yourself into her in one go.
>There is no gentleness here. You're just relieving yourself on the body of your roommate, so eagerly given up to you and your desires.
>Cassie is very willing, sucking at your cock with her inner muscles and pushing the dish aside to plant her face on the ground, grinding her hips to yours and meowing at you.
>You do your best to fuck her as roughly as she wants it, each pleased chuff music to your ears.
>On one particularly brutal thrust you take the tip of her flailing tail in your mouth and nibble ever so gently at it in contrast with the motion of your hips.
>Cassie yelps every time you bite down, but soon those too become moans.
Cont.
>>13011674
If you cast it out you're literally removing the entirety of canon, so why not just... not bother?

>>13011686
That's true, it's from the perspective of WS, who is highly biased AGAINST monsters.

>> No.13011705

A Lich warps into existence, and tell you she'll take you to a world full of MGs if you eat TEN whole bags of Haribo sugar-free gummy bears.
Do you do it?

>> No.13011706

>>13011700
No yeah anon, I'm gonna take a fucking gun and shoot myself in the head over a shitty comedy act I can just walk out on.

>> No.13011709

>>13011701
>Highly
Slightly, actually. Just slightly.
Canon is that WS tries to be "Neutral", but is a bit biased against them due to being raised in Order-Land most of his life.

>> No.13011710

>>13011705
Seeing as just one causes painful, explosive diarrhea, probably no.
I can't imagine what ten would do but no monster would be worth that pain.

>> No.13011713

>>13011692
>>13011701
What the fuck? seriously? the MGE entries talk very softly of dem MGs, more like if someone wanted to keep neutrality for knowledge's sake, i don't see him biased anywhere, i actually thought he was biased pro-MG.

>> No.13011717

>>13011705
I will purge both of these abominations.

>> No.13011719

>>13011657
Yeah. I suggested talking her down while she is in a malleable state. Exorcism is the best bet though if you have the foresight of what's to come.

>> No.13011720

>>13011701
>Tail nibbling
>Leaning in to eagerly lap up your cum
Oh goddamn fucking hell YES.

>> No.13011722

>>13011705
Fuck that.

Lich can eat my shit.

>> No.13011728

>>13011705
No, I like this world, and a world with MG's is unlikely to develop cybernetics as everyone will be fucking.

It's either the worst shits ever then MGs, or no shits no MGs and CYBERNETIC LIMBS!

>> No.13011730

>>13011701
>Yes intensifies.

>> No.13011732

>>13011728
You type like a faggot.

>> No.13011740

>>13011732
He didn't ask for this.

>> No.13011741

>>13011732
You wot alp?

>> No.13011748

>>13011741
D-Did someone say Alp?

>> No.13011754

>>13011728
I don't think that futurism and monster girls are mutually exclusive. There are still a need for realistic prosthetics. No reason why we couldn't have GITS and MGE in the same universe.

>> No.13011758

>>13011748
Are you gonna continue your dragon daughteru story?

>> No.13011759

>>13011710
>Be Paladin at Order
>Receive package from unknown sender
>Feels suspicious at first, but stop once I see that the contents are gummy bears
>Lots of them
>I pass them out to the others while eating handfulls at a time
>Everyone starts eating it up because they're so good
>However, a few hours later, the war trumpets of hell started going off in my stomach
>An intense and unreal pain shoots through my body as I try and shuffle my way to the bathroom with numerous other Paladins
>I'm in so much pain I can't even hear the feminine giggling nearby

>> No.13011760

>>13011748
Shut up Alp.

>> No.13011766

>>13011701
>The rush is upon you again too soon and you can feel Cassie nearing her own end, walls trembling instead of their usual pull-and-suck.
>You bury your hands in her flared hips and lean entirely over her, driving yourself in her pussy to the base and whisper in her ear, "Work for it, kitten."
>Not that she'd need to work hard.
>Cassie moans and wiggles just a bit, her inner muscles dragging and sucking on you.
>And then she comes suddenly, walls writhing and milking you and you come with her, buried inside of her to keep your seed in her, shooting directly into her open womb.
>Cassie collapses and you fall with her, lying on her back with your arms wrapped around her stomach while she pants.
>"Anon... anon, you came in me again~" Cassie giggles.
>"Am I a good kitty?"
>You kiss her on one ear.
>"The best."

And then Anon had dozens of kitten daughterus.
End.
Thoughts? Questions? Suggestions? Unwarranted praise?

>> No.13011767

>>13011705
I'd do it for twenty.

I love that shit.

>> No.13011769

>>13011705
All at once or over a period of days? I can't hold all those gummy bears

>> No.13011771

>>13011759
>Falling in the oldest of pranks
Paladins are more intelligent than that you know.

[spoilers]All this MG disinfo shills are getting on my nerves.[/spoilers]

>> No.13011774

>>13011769
>>13011767
You are going to be shitting FIRE.


>>13011771
Well, maybe they were the short bus paladins.

>> No.13011775
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13011775

>>13011489

>> No.13011778

>>13011705
Surely we can work something else out.
Perhaps to waifu the Lich.

>> No.13011780

>>13011769
Over a period of days.
Less than a week.

>> No.13011785

>>13011771
At least we know how to spoiler.

Faggot.

>> No.13011787

>>13011766
I'm too tired to get a hard-on, but I liked it either way.

>> No.13011791

>>13011766
Fantastic job once again. thanks for taking my idea in the first place and making this

>> No.13011792

>>13011766
Needs more anon teasing her with the good old "Bear my kittens"

>> No.13011794

>>13011775
She's adorable.

>> No.13011795

>>13011775
Adorable.

>> No.13011796

>>13011775
Does she even know about fatheru reflexes?

Nice work btw.

>> No.13011798

>>13011705
How about I just eat her out ten whole times then we go from there?

>> No.13011803

>>13011766
I liked it. Maybe do a continuation sometime down the line?

>> No.13011808

>>13011780
I'll do it.

The pain will be worth it

>> No.13011813
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13011813

And archived here: http://pastebin.com/dfwDJjfS
Man, maybe it's just me but I REALLY start to get the appeal of each girl I write a story for.

>>13011792
Hm.
Maybe I'll put that in later, in sequence with this: >>13011803.
Actually, I was thinking about doing a continuation on some of my stories, but I'm not sure which ones.

Suggestions on your favorites?

>> No.13011815

>>13011775
Reminds me of a Stephen King tale...

...and Yes.

>> No.13011817

>>13011766
>>13011803
im with this anon

>> No.13011820

>>13011813
Anon playing a lewd game of hide and go seek with his Cheshire sister?

>> No.13011829
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13011829

Which Mist Continent monstergirl is the biggest asskicker, and why is it the Hinezumi?

>> No.13011832

>>13011775
My heart can;t take this
This level of adorableness is not good for my health

>> No.13011838

>>13011829
>Ass kicker
The MG which uses pressure point attacks that will come in 3 months will kick more than her.

>> No.13011839

>>13011820
Sure.
Biological (Half-sister, like Kailey) or adoptive?

Keep in mind it's gonna be after the Kejourou story is finished, hopefully tomorrow.

>> No.13011843

>>13011839
Not him but biological. I don't think I've ever seen an 'incest' story that didn't end with "oh wait we're not actually blood related so its ok". I'm tired of that half assed shit.

>> No.13011847

>>13011839
>Biological (Half-sister, like Kailey)
Did the dad get together with the Jabberwock before fucking a human chick or something?

>> No.13011851

>>13011829
Will she also lend me money if I perform some dumb task?

>> No.13011854

>>13011843
well there is that story that gauf wrote about fucking his biological sister.
you know the one hes referencing.


>>13011847
i think it was explained as 'weird wonderland shit'.

>> No.13011855

>>13011766
>And then Anon had dozens of kitten daughterus
12/10, fucking magnificent, you are so goddamn based man.

>> No.13011856

>>13011839
I'd say like a step-sister.

Either than or a biological sister with an Echidna mom, which ever one you feel like writing.

>> No.13011857

>>13011838
Porcupine girl with an acupuncture fetish.

>> No.13011858

>>13011813
Other than the aforementioned jinko greentext, maybe something with Apphia and Merisia say... five years or so after the engagement?

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>>13011851
Would you willingly make dosh as a host club member to get even more dosh in return?

>> No.13011863

>>13011847
That one's a bit tough to explain, but here goes.
MC's father conceives MC, goes off on crusade.
MC's father goes missing on crusade, mother remarries after MC is born. (less than 6 months after he left.)
MC's father is married to a jabberwock.
Due to alternate dimensional interesting interactions, MC's father incubizes and has a jabberwock daughteru.
Due to time differences, the Jabberwock is born before MC despite being conceived afterwards.
MC's dad goes and retrieves MC from his mother and returns MC to his estate.


>>13011856
Echidna mom, huh?
Starting to sound a bit like Lanternon's story.

>>13011858
Definitely, that was the big one I was thinking of.

>> No.13011869

>>13011861
No, I hate talking, and I suck at pretending I'm interested.

I can only dream of being as good as Blowupdoll-san...

>> No.13011870
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13011870

Tight silky fox pussy!

>> No.13011873

>>13011870
Auntie fox pussy best pussy.

>> No.13011874

>>13011861
Those guys make a lot of money from what I've heard.

But they're also super miserable.

>> No.13011877

>>13011813
>Spoiler
I'd suggest stuff, but you've said you don't like Anubis, and you've done plenty of stuff with Dragons, so...

>> No.13011878

>>13011623

>>13003956
Honeybee coaching a hornet on how to be more gentle with anon.

>>13004689
Demon girl imperceptibly caressing a woman's preggo belly waiting for her lover to be born

Story like >>13004920

>>13004961
Anon feeding fruit to his werebat imouto

>>13005024
Vanilla Dragon mourning over her lover's grave

This >>13005708

>>13005980
First person view of stretching a mousegirl's cheeks, maybe a few tears, because crying girls are cute

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THIS >>13009158

>>13009913
Smiling Holst with her arm around a depressed looking guy, because lactose intolerance

Shamelessly plugging my own requests

An elf crying because anon told her she's not a real MG

Guy running from a dumbstruck Ushi while screaming "Out of my way, out of my way can't you see she wants to break my pelvis!?"

>> No.13011879

>>13011870
Button your pants, lady

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>>13011870
Tight Moist Cow Pussy!

>> No.13011881

>>13011863
>That explanation
That actually makes sense, considering the probably timey-wimey fuckery going on in Wonderland.
How did the 'Wock develop such an obsession over her otouto?

>> No.13011883

>>13011880
>That squeeze
Oh, that's the stuff

>> No.13011885

>>13011863
>Echidna mom, huh? Starting to sound a bit like Lanternon's story.
I'd say of you want to avoid that, just don't really mention parents, but insist they're biological siblings

Anons can headcanon in a reason somewhere in there

>> No.13011886

>>13011877
If it's a continuation of a previous story, I'm interested.

Hit me with your anubis suggestion. Who knows? I didn't like Jinko before I started writing this one.

>>13011881
He's her cute little brother who needs to be protected from those slutty, fucking faggot cats. Also he looks cute when he's blushing and embarrassed.

>> No.13011888

>>13011878
I did the things

>> No.13011897

>>13011888
Allright, let me check the list and see what you should take down, though should you? Some one browsing may see their request and go looking for it.

That's how I found out Horn Polish Holst was done.

>> No.13011900

>>13011897
>Horn Polish Holst
IF you've got pictures or links to completed shit, post em here
or on imgur.

>> No.13011906

>>13011858
would a pharaoh have more pharaohs as children, or what?

>> No.13011908

>>13011906
I'd think so.

>> No.13011912

>Lost in thought
>Come up with idea of a very brutish, sadistic, and overall evil Succubus/Demon girl taking over numerous countries one at a time with her servants and commanders
>Realize you'd all scream about it like children since the MC would be evil

>> No.13011914

>>13011912
Eh.
There are a decent number of evil MC, bad ends.
Sounds entertaining, though, as long as she either gets her comeuppance or feels just a bit bad about it at the end.

>> No.13011916

>>13011912
>MC would be evil
Except evil people never think of themselves as "evil". If you can make him relatable, it could work.

>> No.13011918

>>13011912
Would she have a human boy she'd femdom?

If it's straight femdom I'd be more than game for it, I love evil.

>> No.13011919

>>13011914
She wouldn't.
She'd feel a little bored after taking over the surrounding continent, but that's it

>> No.13011920

>>13011912
You can do it, but don't expect a paladin to not come along and fight like you've never seen

>> No.13011922
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13011922

>>13011880

Tight squeezy horse pussy!

>> No.13011924

>>13011897
>>13011900
>Holstaurus wearing a Salamander's armour, trying to decide wherever to heft the heavy sword or try to cover herself up.
Has already been drawn, like 99% sure the picture has been posted in this thread.
Less drew the horn polishing picture, its on his gallery and the praise hathor guy wrote a short about it. I can get links if you need them.

>> No.13011925

>>13011922
>Horsepussy
>Tight
You ain't never seen a horse have you boy

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>>13011912
But evil waifus are one of my favourite things, anon.

>> No.13011929

>>13011922
Winking Horse Pussy.
>>13011925
You have much to learn.

>> No.13011930

>>13011924
I'll check imgur but that would be nice

>> No.13011931

>>13011916
Don't know about relatable.
My plan was to make her as evil and unlikable as possible while she kills off numerous and VERY likable heroes and people who get in her way. Throughout the whole story you'd be wishing she'd die horribly and slowly

>>13011918
It'd go a little beyond femdom.

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>>13011922
Insatiable Spidercow snatch!

>> No.13011935

>>13011929
>You have much to learn.
>continues to think horse pussy is tight
I didn't need these sides.

>> No.13011936

>>13011927
Anon you have shit taste.

Evil needs to face swift judgment and the cold fist of justice, not love.

>> No.13011937

>>13011900
These are done

22.Holstaurus wearing a Salamander's armour, trying to decide wherever to heft the heavy sword or try to cover herself up.

34.Monstergirl kindergarten.

43.Anon polishing a Holstaurus' horns while she wears a blindfold to protect her eyes. Holstaurus is a little bit fidgety.

Holstaurus shine maidens have been posted, just not done by out drawfags, I leave that up to you, if you think that one should be taken down.

>completed

Full color and stuff? Nope.

>> No.13011939

>>13011886
Well, for a continuation, more of the delicious blue dragon Valisavex would be great.

As for an Anubis suggestion...well, how about an Anubis is hired as the Maid/Tutor/Caretaker for the young master of some wealthy estate?
Or maybe an Anubis working as a construction manager who needs paw massages from her husband/boyfriend/roommate/whatever when she gets home?

First two off the top of my head.

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>>13011930
No need.
http://pastebin.com/RzeW3xn3

>> No.13011946

>>13011931
That just seems like justice-bait, which would at the end make me wonder why you bothered to tease us this far and refuse to actually finish us.

>> No.13011947

>>13011931
Well, better make sure the payoff at the end is huge then. Also, no one likes an invincible villain (Looking at you Bleach).

>> No.13011948

>>13011934
Hot, Molten, Milky, Fertile Anubis Pussy!

>> No.13011951

>>13011934
I think you mean irreproachable cowspider cootch.

>> No.13011953

>>13011940
If no one else has coloured this, I could give it a shot.

>> No.13011958

>>13011940
Got the one for the holstar in salamander armor? Didn't see it on his imgur.

>> No.13011959

>>13011934
>HELLO HUMAN YOU WANT SOME FUK?
Spidercows are the best.

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>>13011931
Whatever incites the analpain of HFY fags.
However, she would also rule over "lesser" MGs in tandem with humans, wouldn't she?

>> No.13011965

>>13011947
I was thinking of a possible choose your own ending for it.
As well as having people make certain decisions at times.
And she wouldn't be invincible, she would be very hard to kill though with her numerous and overly loyal guards.

>> No.13011966

>>13011953
Do it man, and if you want some more could you do >>13005325 its the Holstaur wearing a Salamander's armor.

>> No.13011967

>>13011939
>More valisavex
Easily doable. Onto the list it goes.

>spoiler
I like the second one, personally. Onto the 'tentative' list it goes!

>> No.13011969

>>13011960
>Intense Health
I-I'd gladly serve her

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>>13011960

You're adorable.

>> No.13011973

>>13011966
>>13011958
I conveniently just linked it.

>> No.13011975

>>13011973
you deed.

>> No.13011978

>>13011966
Guess I'll start on one of them tomorrow then.

Don't really think I'm anywhere near "good", but no one complained about the coloured MGK stuff.

>> No.13011982

>>13011967
>List
>And Tentative list
Wonderful!

>> No.13011984

>>13011978
Oh shit it is you, hell yeah I'd like you to do both of them.

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>>13011978
We sure as hell didn't.

>> No.13011986

>>13011965
Oh well, since it's gonna be femdom, I'm not really all that interested, but go for it if you think you can make a good story.

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Since Kumihos have black hair and white tails
(something LoL got right)
Would a white furred fox woman dye her hair black to mess with people?

>> No.13011989

>>13011960
10/10 would deliver justice in the form of a kick to the face.

>> No.13011991

>>13011988
Not if she wants the dick.

>> No.13011992

>>13011988
I think they're too busy eating people to care.

>> No.13011994

>>13011970
>Suggestion and Detect Thoughts as at-will abilities
There's a slave in this picture, but it's not the succubus.
>>13011988
Kumiho didn't necessarily have white tails. They probably would be reddish-brown.

>> No.13011999

>>13011984
>>13011985
That's nice of you, but seriously, anyone can do what I did.

Oh well, godda do my part.

>> No.13012002

>>13011986
I seriously doubt it will be good, but I'll try if I get around to it.

>> No.13012003

>>13011522
There was a MGG thread started and the OP got a butt full of shoes.

>> No.13012008

>>13011994
If you say so.

>> No.13012010

>>13012002
The wheel of content is spinning...

>> No.13012011

>>13012008
No man is ever more a slave than the ones who think they are free.

>> No.13012012
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13012012

irc://irc.rizon.net/monstergirls

>> No.13012015

>>13012012
what am I even supposed to do with this, it's not a url, it's not an image, it's just a thing.

>> No.13012019

>>13012012
Go away.

>> No.13012024

>>13012012
Fuck off.

>> No.13012026

>>13011705
If I don't have to do it in one sitting, sure.

>> No.13012030

Moar shitty GT Translations!

男性が小説の挿絵や絵画に描かれた女性に恋した場合、ドッペルゲンガーはその姿に変身できるんでしょうか?
できます。

What's it say? If GT got anywhere close, it says that Doppelgangers can transform based on illustrations and paintings!

That's right! Doppelgangers can transform into true-blue /a/-waifus!

>> No.13012032

>>13003928
I'm sure you've all seen this allready, but just in case, her is the NEW! REVISED! Version of shit-we-want-but-probably-won't-get:
http://pastebin.com/pqeR6Nd5

I'm goin to bed now. Goodnight. You should burn the thread down for warmth, it's winter and I don't want you to freeze.

>> No.13012035

>>13012012
You can surely do better than just dropping a link.

>> No.13012040

>>13011912
As long as you don't puss out and work in happy ending bullshit. If you're gonna go full edgelord, COMMIT!!!

>> No.13012042

>>13012030
Can Dopplegangers mimic voices?

>> No.13012045

>>13012042
Presumably or they'd be shitty doppelgangers.

>> No.13012046

>>13012040
>edgelord
Bitch, it'd be a Demon King sort of ending if anything.
With certain people getting their own "happy ending" as opposed to everyone as a whole

>> No.13012047

>>13012012
Fuck off to your containment.

>> No.13012048

>>13012042
Probably? They'd be shit at impersonating girls otherwise.

The real question is, if they transform into your waifu...English or Japanese voice?

>> No.13012050

>>13012032
Easy, friend. That's a last resort. First we must burn down civility, then logic, and then grammar. After all that the thread goes.

>> No.13012051

>>13012048
I'd have her do either Yoko Hikasa's voice or Shizuka Ito's voice.

>> No.13012053

>>13012048
Whichever one you prefer.

>> No.13012054

>>13012046
>spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77Cv0YQNnAo

>> No.13012057

>>13012032
>Anubis MILF playing with Lego
As I recall, Trachyon's Lego Anubis had a MILF who was getting into Lego. Liked building sets based upon classical architecture though, as opposed to her daughter's more scientific, mechanical preference.

>Valerie's hobby store filled with anubi
>Hobby store.
>Filled with Anubi
This...this is truly...my paradise...

> Aquatic Bayonetta (new design) Apophis teasing a Bayonetta (old design) Kejourou.
Still praying for this to come to fruition someday.

>> No.13012061

>>13012057
>>Valerie's hobby store filled with anubi
>>Hobby store.
>>Filled with Anubi
>This...this is truly...my paradise...
Yeah. That was a nice greentext. Or series of greentexts I should say

>> No.13012064

>>13012054
Not all of those happy ends would be "happy"
Like a female paladin who finds her "happy end" through being turned into a mind broken fuck hole for numerous soldiers and townsmen to relieve themselves
Or a warrior working under the demon who finds his happy end through working alongside her for the rest of his life as her personal guard

>> No.13012072

>>13012064
>Like a female paladin who finds her "happy end" through being turned into a mind broken fuck hole for numerous soldiers and townsmen to relieve themselves
Seems like a strange choice, when there are so many monsters that need husbands. Why bother?

>> No.13012078

>>13012072
Because she is there to be taught a lesson, and most soldiers don't have time to go back home to their wives or get girlfriends.

>> No.13012085

>>13012064
>lifelong service to someone you hate

Let's just see how you do.

I know bitches, and you smell of bitch anon.

>> No.13012093

>>13012078
>Because she is there to be taught a lesson
So instead of turning her into a mindbroken servant warrior, since she was clearly powerful enough to pose a threat she's enslaved and... made into a sex slave?
This seems like it's got serious problems when MGs are naturally sexual, who the fuck would care about a sex slave? This seems like one of those things that isn't chosen because it makes sense but because it's your fetish, which you should really just come clear with in a fetish thread.
>most soldiers don't have time to go back home to their wives or get girlfriends.
What, she's using human soldiers from the regions she conquered?
That rarely works unless you are the mongols.

>> No.13012115
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13012115

Let's talk about Kunoichi.
Why are they so loveable for such shit tier monstergirls?

>> No.13012122

>>13012115
Because ninja sex arts.

>> No.13012127

>>13012115

They're just elves.

>> No.13012130

>>13012093
Not my fetish, actually.
She wasn't actually powerful enough in the first place, and made an example of regardless. Monster wouldn't be very common in this setting, like in others where they outnumber humans characters 7 to 1, due to where this takes place and since this wouldn't be a MGE type of setting.

>> No.13012138

>>13012115
Because they live to protect and impress you.

Always give your loyal guards love!
Would Kunoichi post on the internet?

>> No.13012139

>>13012115
Because you would be walking down the sidewalk only for her to appear and plant a kiss on you lips before dissapearing again.

>> No.13012145

>>13012127
They have tails.

>> No.13012146

>>13012127
I'm aware anon.
And yet, they're better than elves because >>13012122


>>13012130
>not your fetish
Sure, anon.
>Monster wouldn't be very common in this setting, like in others where they outnumber humans characters 7 to 1, due to where this takes place
Okay, so the human male soldiers are... not disarmed and allowed to wander around?
I'm asking again, are you sure this demon queen is smart? Because she's gonna have an uprising on her hands. If not, why the fuck would they care that a paladin is on display?

>since this wouldn't be a MGE type of setting.
Okay then? I'm pretty sure that's the reason most people would object to it, though so far I'm mostly objecting due to hilariously stupid decisions being made obviously off of fetishes.

>> No.13012153

>>13012138
Of course they would. They'd always respond to your posts to lull you into a false sense of security and invite you to a 'meetup'.

You are the only two to attend.

>> No.13012161

>>13012146
>Sure, anon
Believe what you want to believe.

I wouldn't say smart, but she is definitely good at controlling people through fear and their base desires.
Most of the soldiers under her command are unwilling and have no other choice in the matter.

>> No.13012162

>>13012115

Couldn't any species of monster be raised as one?

>> No.13012164

>>13012153
Man Kunoichi would be freaky.

Ah I still love them.

>> No.13012167

>>13012138

If someone talked shit about you on the internet she'd defend you.

>> No.13012175

>>13012161
>but she is definitely good at controlling people through fear and their base desires.
Not if she's using slaves or slave-equivalents as soldiers.
That just doesn't work. You need around 50~ years of integration or you get uprisings, etc.

>Believe what you want to believe.
You're having a paladin be 'put on display' despite the inherent lack of value in that to sate the sexual desires of people who would likely still hold some loyalty to them and above all are missing the cost and effort it would take to maintain that over some prostitutes.

All for a shitty message that maybe ten people will care about.
>Most of the soldiers under her command are unwilling and have no other choice in the matter.
Uprisings! Lack of effectiveness!
How the fuck is she winning a war, then? Morale is INCREDIBLY necessary. Is everyone else just taking a huge hit of the stupid weed?

>> No.13012177

>>13012030

> Not TL'd by Brolen

Not real.

>> No.13012181

>>13012167
The thought of my Kunoichi friend/bodyguard or whatever going white knight mode all because of some MG shit talking me sound adorable.

>> No.13012182

>>13012175
Guy, his story doesn't have to reflect reality perfectly, lay off.

>> No.13012183

>>13012182
It doesn't reflect reality at all is the issue.
It's going out of it's way to be edgy with no actual justification for it.

>> No.13012187

>You and your Lilim waifu will never mindbreak a female human paladin into being your loyal bodyguard
>Her worldview will never be so twisted that she'll see you both as the pure and noble king and queen of a lush, devout kingdom
>The demonic energy in the air will never begin to slowly corrupt her into a Succubus
>She'll never refuse to falter in her duties despite her growing lust
>She'll never fully transform, becoming a buxom, blue skinned Succubus, complete with wings, black sclera and massive horns
>A party of paladins from the church that trained her will never assault your castle
>She'll never confront them and demand to know why the church would attack such a devout kingdom
>They'll never still be able to recognize her and try to convince her to stand aside
>She'll never believe that the church has fallen, and that in the name of righteousness she must stop them
>She'll never decimate the paladins and press the counterattack, conducting a siege that ultimately leaves the church itself ruined and its followers either all dead or unaccounted for
>She'll never remain chaste and pure while continuing to serve you both faithfully, still believing herself to be the same human paladin she once was
>She'll never become the most feared general in the world, word of her approach alone being enough to make an entire country surrender immediately

>> No.13012193

>>13012175
You're taking this way too seriously.

>>13012183
>edgy
Real mature.

>> No.13012197

>>13012175
In fact a better way to deal with the paladin would either be just straight up killing them or mindbreaking/transforming them into something they hated (preferably a loyal soldier for your army) as a form of useful irony.


>>13012187
Exactly.


>>13012193
>hurr durr go out of my way to spend gratuitous amounts of money and effort because rape

>> No.13012200

>>13012183
>implying it needs justification

>> No.13012203

>>13012197
>mud slinging
>going on about how it should be done
Sounds like you're just mad he's not doing things the way YOU want it done.

>> No.13012204

>>13012200
i think its less that it needs justification and more that they tried to justify it with a 'reasonable' method that turns out to be unreasonable

>> No.13012209

>>13012187
Holy crap.

>> No.13012214

>>13012203
>he
Don't kid yourself, you're samefagging pretty obviously or you're sucking his dick hard enough that you're an alp already.
>Sounds like you're just mad he's not doing things the way YOU want it done.
Or perhaps it could be that instead of justifying it you could just say 'because she thinks it would be funny' or some other nonsense reason rather than trying to claim there's any utility in it.

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Would you take her as your valentine?

>> No.13012241

>>13012181
"Welp. Can't be mad at this, I'll tell you that."
>"What did they say?"
"'Dark Humans can't get monster girls because NTR is part of their nature.' Well, damn."
>"Who said that? You want me to find them? I can do that, you know. If you want me to, I can do that."
>And then anon spent an hour convincing a Kunoichi not to stalk somebody who said things on the internet

>> No.13012244

>>13012214
I take it you've never seen an evil character turn captured people who stood up against them into public sex slaves because the leader both found it funny and as a utility to show that those who stand up against them will not get off easy?

>> No.13012245

>>13012240
Hell yes

>> No.13012258

>>13012244
>I take it you've never seen an evil character turn captured people who stood up against them into public sex slaves
Yeah, for their own soldiers. Human soldiers (who are apparently unwilling) working for a monster army would likely see any paladin as a potential liberator.
>utility to show that those who stand up against them will not get off easy?
Yeah? I mean, sure, whatever, that's the one method. But why not just hang them or leave their body in a gibbet or something? Why bother with the sex slavery thing, since none of the soldiers are A: going to want to rape their beloved icons and B: wouldn't, like, a prostitute carry less chance of being damned by their god in the afterlife?

>> No.13012262

>>13012240

Yeah buddy.

>> No.13012274

>>13012240
Hell yes.

>>13012241
When will that Human Boy Stalking an MG Story materialize I wonder?

>> No.13012275

>>13012258
Killing them wouldn't be as extreme.
Keeping a symbol of hope alive and turning it into a sex slave for the whole town would have a larger effect on them than just killing.

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>>13012240
>implying anyone would say 'no'

>> No.13012284

>>13012258
Oh, and C: You still need to feed and shelter a sex slave to prevent them from dying on day 2 from exposure, if anyone has any sexual diseases they're going to spread like wildfire, and how are you going to make sure that no rebellious soldiers free her?

>>13012275
>Keeping a symbol of hope alive and turning it into a sex slave for the whole town
That nobody would take, because of the aforementioned 'damned to hell' and 'holy paragon' thing?
Additionally you're going to see a RAPID increase in STDs in the local population.

>Killing them wouldn't be as extreme
Sure it wouldn't. Not like she's going to be broken out by some rebellious citizens or anything, and it's not like your soldiers are going to care because they're already slaves.

>> No.13012295

>>13012284
You are really taking this deconstruction thing a little too far, man.
At least wait until the story is done before being an overly analytical guy.

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>>13012262
>>13012280
>>13012274
Dragons truly are a miracle of nature.

>> No.13012301

>>13012295
It's stupid, and the only reason to do it would be because it's the writer's fetish.

Just put that out there, don't try to justify it for the tiny, tiny bit of utility it would have over the mountain of cost, issues, and problems.

>> No.13012304

>>13012298
Then why did you post a faux dragon dyke?

>> No.13012306

>>13012304
My lack of actual dragon girl pictures.
I am shamed.

>> No.13012311

>>13012298
>Lesbian not-Dragon
She's still a cutie.

>> No.13012315

>>13012280
First time reading this, halfway through and she just sounds like a shit. Does it get any better or is she just a shit?

>> No.13012316

>>13012301
Just because you keep claiming it's because it's the writer's fetish, that doesn't make it true.
You are way madder than anyone else here, so there must obviously be a problem with you specifically.

>> No.13012317

>>13012275
i think having a paladin flayed open on a board outside of town would be a lot more effective personally
because i mean theyre warriors of justice so its not like you would actually want to go against them because then you would feel like a terrible person
nobody plays the villain in their own story
but it would be so much more brutal if they were clearly tortured to death, their god unable to save them

>> No.13012320

>>13012298
I want to make her feel like a real dragon.

And give her some curves.

>> No.13012322

>>13012316
>You are way madder than anyone else here
>my argument is wrong! hit the 'mad' button!


Dream on. It doesn't make any sense and it wouldn't work unless everyone took a drastic turn for the incredibly stupid.

>> No.13012326

>>13012317
How about tortured to death while magic is used to prolong their life so that they suffer more than a normal person would?

>> No.13012330

>>13012322
>strawmanning

>> No.13012331

>>13012316
im going to agree with him
its pretty silly and relies on people being willing to rape someone they have seen their entire lives as heroes

>>13012326
yeah, i think that would be better
that sounds reasonable since you dont need to actually keep them sheltered dont need to worry about disease dont need to manipulate your own irritated soldiers into helping you etc

>> No.13012338

>>13012331
What if the Succubus uses a little magic to "push" them into raping her?
Either way, these are just ideas in the first place and can be easily thrown out if need be in they're too stupid.

>> No.13012342

>>13012338
i think it would take a lot of magic or influence to manipulate them into raping her so it could be done but you'd also need to either remove their memories or have them hate you too
it just seems like a relatively silly thing to do since youre still going to get a massive spread of disease and probably a spate of serious self-hate and hate for their boss

>> No.13012351

>>13012342
What if she slowly corrupted them over the course of a few months?

>> No.13012360

>>13012351
well i mean that would be an actual decision but then youve got a paladin waiting for the rape for quite a while
and theyd likely object to that or take too long to corrupt too so you'd need to find the scum of them to begin with and then corrupt them
and even then youd still have a huge disease spread so that removes a few of the scummy ones because of stds, etc
and in the end youve got ten rape-crazed maniac soldiers who all your other soldiers hate

>> No.13012364

>>13012360
STD spread requires them to be there in the first place, though it would be stupid for there to be absolutely none among them.
And not all humans are goody goody, some will only need a little push other may actually need months and months before they give in.

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13012365

Why did it have to be cancelled?

>> No.13012372

>>13012365

Because it wasn't being translated by Brolen.

Because it was in a shitty magazine and had no real substance.

>> No.13012374

>>13012364
>not all humans are goody goody
but most would see paladins as their holy idols, the sacred warriors for their church, blessed figures by the hand of god yourself
just because your boss says 'go rape that idol of faith that all of you worship and acknowledge as the most pure and good' doesn't mean that youll do it or that even if you will you wont just hate your boss even more
anyone who is willing to break down and rape a paladin would probably be seen as someone who basically did the equivalent of breaking a cross then trampling on it in early medieval ages europe
that is to say they would be lynched/beaten to death/'go missing' due to their fellow soldiers

nobody wants to look at themselves and go 'yeah, i raped a paladin!' because then they're the bad guy and its very difficult to think of yourself as a bad person

>> No.13012375

>>13012365
because Japan has shit taste

>> No.13012376

ELH seems bitter.

>> No.13012383

>>13012374
I see.
Then I guess if I do do this I would have to make her weed out any who would be against what she does first before dealing with them.

>> No.13012389

>>13012376
That happens when you suck so much dick.

>> No.13012391

>>13012383
that would be my recommendation since the vast majority of people are going to be against violating the fundamental tenents of their religion
i think it would still probably be in the succubus queens best interest to just drop the idea, have the paladin tortured to death over many days and hung up as a warning to the soldiers that their god doesn't exist or isn't powerful enough and couldn't save their loyal warriors.

>> No.13012398

>>13012372
>Because it was in a shitty magazine and had no real substance.
Was it really? It seemed pretty much like any other shounen to me.

>> No.13012411

>>13012391
Of course, she'd also do more than just torture people who stand up to her.
She'd also try and make them more willing to work for her.

>> No.13012418

>>13012315
It gets better.

>> No.13012419

>>13012411
okay well then asking for their holy idol to be raped isn't going to really help with that since theyre going to be morally and spiritually repulsed

how would she encourage them to work with her seeing as they're slave-soldiers from conquered regions?

>> No.13012420

>>13012376
>>13012389

> Bourbon ban evades again
> Bourbon gets banned again
> ELH sucks dick posts crop up again

Like clockwork

>> No.13012427

>>13012419
Money? Women? Men? A loving waifu?
Man is greedy and has his price.

>> No.13012429

>>13012376
bourbon pls

>> No.13012433

>>13012427
money would probably be the easiest seeing as they are soldiers and often on the move and can't often go to see their wives/girlfriends as you mentioned earlier
women/men are easily acquired for money and requires less oversight, and a waifu would be difficult if they're an army on the move

how common are monsters in this anyway?

>> No.13012437

>>13012429
>>13012420
Actually I'm not Bourbon, and Bourbon popping up was not what I was referring to ELH being bitter about.

>> No.13012439

>>13012433
Not common, not rare.
Maybe I could make it where she already has a sizable number of monsters under her command?

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>fluffy dragon

>> No.13012447

>>13012439
i would recommend that
you said the setting wasnt like mge but do they still desire humans? if so a few of them attached to the leaders of the human divisions would keep them in line
i would recommend avoiding monsterboys.

i would recommend the core of her force be monsters loyal to her, and probably make up a third of any army she sends out just so it doesn't get 'lost'.

>> No.13012449

>>13012447
Her core army would be monsters and humans who are completely loyal to her, as well as a few personal guards.
Rest would be either captured soldiers or mercenaries.

>> No.13012452

>>13012418
Yeah but only slightly.

>> No.13012455

>>13012449
i still think having slave soldiers is a bad idea but its your story
just remember that using them at all would be a huge risk
and what mercenary would work for an otherworldly enemy?

>> No.13012457

>>13012442
>I welcome thou to this humble abode known as /mgt/, which is my domain, and hopefully yours
>This is a land of wonders, of dreams, of kindness and love.
>This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind, and all will accept you and who you love

>> No.13012460

>>13012455
One who promises money.

>> No.13012462

>>13012442
I would fondle her tail and there's nothing she can do to stop me.

>> No.13012465

>>13012457
Okay fuck off anon I just got done getting my ass out of there.

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>>13012457
Blatant lies.

>>13012460
Mercenaries were often a superstitious lot and were widely regarded as not very good soldiers who ran away at the first sign of actual danger.

>> No.13012469

>>13012462
What if she smothers you with her tail AND her wings at the same time?

>> No.13012470

>>13012457
>It's inhabitants kind
To YOU maybe...

>> No.13012473

Remember to worship hathor and give your waifu milk.

A healthy waifu is a loving waifu.

>> No.13012479

>>13012466
If differs with setting.
In some they'd leave their current contractor if someone else offered them more money.

>> No.13012480

>>13012469
Intense hand holding followed by more tail groping and wing petting.

>> No.13012485

>>13012479
>If differs with setting.
I'm talking about real life, anon.
You didn't use mercenaries unless they were just a mopping up group or to guard something.

If a setting has them be reliable soldiers that's just flat unrealistic -- they're only in it for money, and if they die they can't spend it.

>> No.13012492

>>13012485
>unrealistic
>in a fantasy setting
That sounds about right.

>> No.13012495

>>13012492
Okay?
It's stupid to have mercenaries that are willing to die over money because they have a vested interest in spending it. This seems like common sense.

>> No.13012499

>>13012457
>This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind
I haven't even played the game and couldn't even tell you the title correctly but even I know that's not true.

>> No.13012500

>>13012457
So even a dragon will go on the internet and tell lies. Go figure.

>> No.13012507

>>13012473
I do every single day.

>> No.13012513

>>13012485
This is true in general but there are some exceptions. There were some decent german and nordic mercenary bands pre/early-industrial.

>> No.13012515

>>13012495
Of course they would also know more dangerous jobs would pay much more than lesser jobs.
Course, most weren't ballsy or stupid enough to take those jobs, so I guess you do have a point.

>> No.13012516

>>13012507
God on you anon.

Keep it up.

>> No.13012519

Well, night all.

Don't burn the thread down.

>> No.13012521

>>13012513
Weren't the Varangian guard like mercenaries under long-term employment?

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I have to admit, I felt kind of bad for her.

>> No.13012527

>>13012521
>Varangian Guard
Kind of, but I wouldn't hold them as particularly good examples seeing as they overthrew the king multiple times.
That's not an example you want your mercenaries to follow.

>> No.13012528

>>13012524
>I've done nothing wrong yet!
>Yet!
>Implying she was planning to do all those things.

I don't.

>> No.13012529

>>13012528
All she wanted was love, anon.

>> No.13012531

>>13012528
Oh, I know she was evil through and through
But it's still got to be terrible to be imprisoned away from the world for fifty-plus years in a hellish nightmare.

>> No.13012532

>>13012527
Still pretty badass though

>> No.13012534

>>13012524
I felt slightly bad.
Only slightly.

>> No.13012535

>>13012528
>Actually believing in Thought Crimes
That's some Orwellian bullshit there Anon

>> No.13012537

>>13012521
Basically, yeah. That reminds me, the Romans had some decent mercenaries fighting for them as well.

>> No.13012538

>>13012519
Everyone start posting Himezumi

>> No.13012539

>>13012537
Those were less 'mercenaries' and more 'auxiliaries', who did a term in the army in exchange for citizenship.

>> No.13012543

>>13012535
There's a difference between prosecuting someone for simply thinking about something, and prosecuting someone for deliberately planning something.

>> No.13012548

>>13012535
>not believing in Thought Crimes

Have fun when you get your dick cut off.

>> No.13012551

>>13012538
Nyanon approves of this message.

>> No.13012555

>>13012539
I'd say the line between mercenaries and auxiliaries is pretty blurry.

>> No.13012556

>>13012538
You fool!

What have you done!

Break out the salamanders

>> No.13012558

>>13012551
Fuck you Nyanon, I'll never post them just to spite you.

>> No.13012564

>>13012555
Not particularly.
A mercenary is hired for money, an auxiliary signs up with the army like a regular soldier just in a separate unit.

>> No.13012569

>>13012564
In principle they're pretty similar, still foreign soldiers fighting for money (+benefits).

>> No.13012570

>>13012556
Post Salamanders Wrestling Himezumi

>> No.13012572

>>13012569
>foreign soldiers
That's not what auxiliaries are. They're part of your conquered empire but not part of the actual empire yet, so you put them in the army to 'prove themselves' before they get regular citizenship.
The difference between an auxiliary and a mercenary is that a mercenary is fighting for a private company/corporation/band/etc and hires out to work for an army, whereas an auxiliary is just a soldier from your not-yet-civilized empire, often sent to a very different part of the world.

The only thing they have in common is that they are not part of your core group and that they are armed.

>> No.13012573

>>13012570
Salamanders wraslin Himezumi in a pool of hotsauce

>> No.13012576

>>13012570
>Wrestling
>Not martial arts
It's like you don't want to watch an amusing fight

>> No.13012578

>>13012573
Salamanders wrestling HImezumi in a pool of lava golems.

>> No.13012580

>>13012576
because I want to watch a full contact grappling match with the two so intimately close together, pressing their bodies against one another And then a bucket of ice water gets dumped on them mid match

>> No.13012587
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I want to fuck a Lamia.

Who is with me?

>> No.13012590

>>13012580
What happens when a salamander's flame goes out? Is it like what happens to Charmander?

>> No.13012593

>>13012580
>Two soaking-wet, normally fiery girls, crouching and shivering.
>Salamander's armor is slipping off
>Hinezumi's dress is pretty much see-through
>Both of them look to you, desperate for a new source of heat.

You. You're mah nigga.

>> No.13012596

>>13012587
Snakes creep me out.

>> No.13012598

>>13012596
Indie please

>> No.13012599

>>13012580
Hot

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>>13012587
I guess I am.

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>>13012596
Snakes are the best, though!

>>13012598
>indana jones falls into a pile of snakegirls when he was but a young shota

>> No.13012604

>>13012602
That's a dragon.

>> No.13012605

>>13012602
Indiana*, god damn.

>He's terrified of ara-ara snakes to this day

>> No.13012607
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Okay

>> No.13012608

>>13012602
That's your opinion.

Snakes are creepy looking motherfuckers to me, not as much as spiders tho.

>> No.13012609

>>13012605
>Indy suffers from extreme PTSD when he hears someone say ara ara
>This is why he never goes to Japan

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>>13012604
She's got a snaketail and my folder is limited.

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>>13012608
What about Oni, then?

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>>13012607
What am I looking at?

>>13012610
Snaketail does not a Lamia make.

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>>13012614
Whatever.

>> No.13012620

>>13012612
Yeah I'm fine with them.

>> No.13012623

>>13012614
Meant to quote >>13012556

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>>13012616
>whatever
Squall, you need to stop using your American translation lines.

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>>13012620
What about some sort of cow-oni then?

>> No.13012634

>>13012629
I'm not as dumb as my cousin.

Ushi's scare the hell out of me.

>> No.13012639

>>13012634
But all they want is love...

>> No.13012643

>>13012639
I'm scared of spiders.

Rape train spiders scare me even more.

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>>13012643
Would you deny a poor, lonely girl someone to love, anon?

>> No.13012647

>>13012643
You have to face your fears sometime, anon.

>> No.13012648

>>13012643
It's okay, she'll rape the fear out of you.

>> No.13012649

>>13012646
My Lord that body is perfection...

>> No.13012653

>>13012646
I want to make a fit daughter with her

>> No.13012655

>>13012600
I just want to pat her head and tell her she's cute.

>> No.13012658

>>13012646
Hey man I don't feel happy about it, I just can't go through with it.

>>13012647
>>13012648
N-no please, I don't want to be raped by the spider cow

>> No.13012661

>>13012655
She's a level 287 mage, anon.
You're not a high enough level to do it.

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>>13012658
>N-no please, I don't want to be raped by the spider cow

That sounds like someone needs the fear raped out of them by the spidercow!

>> No.13012669

>>13012663
But anon I might start to whimper in fear!

I'll just ask her to leave me alone, that should work.

>> No.13012674

>>13012661
Joke's on her, I spent all of my attributes on cuddlepower. I can headpat at endgame levels despite being under-leveled and in starter gear. I can tickle dungeon bosses to exhaustion in a single turn.

>> No.13012684

>>13012669
It's okay, if you show her that you're scared she'll hold you to her bosom while she rapes you to make you feel safe.

>> No.13012688

>>13012684
>Thisismyfetish

>> No.13012695

>>13012684
No thanks.

She can just find someone else who's into that.

I'll go hide in my home while hoping to god no spider cows don't hurt me.

>> No.13012698

>>13012695

Should we tell him that he's the only human boy in an all Ushi neighborhood? Think he's noticed?

>> No.13012701
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13012701

Some new Monster Girl pics from the place moot doesn't want us talking about

>> No.13012707
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>>13012701

>> No.13012709

>>13012695
Running and hiding triggers her predatory instincts.
Anon, you really don't know much about Ushis, do you?

>> No.13012711

>>13012701
>Salamander and Mantis fighting over a guy
>Anubis and...a Touhou? watching in the background.

W-What is this? I don't even...

>> No.13012712

>>13012701
>Bordering tumblr and okay
Meh/10

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>>13012707

>> No.13012717 [SPOILER] 
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>>13011276
...Yes. Probably.

>> No.13012719

>>13012698
Wait what?

>>13012709
Of course I don't know much about them, I would have gone to human only schools in human only towns and cities.

>> No.13012721

>>13012701
>momiji
why

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>>13012716

>> No.13012723

>>13012707
>Salamander listening to music
>Probably burning that chair she's in
>Anubis still just in the background.

Is there some story to these particular characters, or is it just what this guy likes to draw?

Anyway, his faces are fine, but his bodies could use a fair amount of work.

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>>13012722
And last one

>> No.13012727

>>13012719
It's fine, your new wife will teach you all about herself.

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>>13012701

>> No.13012730
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Shirohebi a best snake

>> No.13012731

>tfw really druck

I just wanted all of you to know that i love you


no alp

>> No.13012734

>>13012726
Oh well this is cu-
>That dinky-ass spider-part
Wow talk about bad anatomy.

>Momoji in the corner again
No really, why?

>> No.13012735

>>13012731
It's alright anon.

Go to bed before you say alp things.

>> No.13012737

>>13012726
>that tiny body
He blew it.

>> No.13012739

>>13012729
Why're you clapping?

>> No.13012740

>>13012737
aye

>> No.13012750

>>13012719
Don't worry too much then.
Your new wife will care for you, teach you, and warm you.
>>13012688
Mine too.
>you will never be cuddlefucked by an Ushi-Oni.

>> No.13012751

>>13012731
>>13012735
>TFW go party and consume the most alcohol you can possibly manage
>Wake up the next morning with something warm sleeping next to you
>It's muscular and large, damn, you must of scored with a hot Oni babe
>Try to feel up her sleeping chest
>Huh, she's flat
>Well, you suppose that the best breasts were those that belonged to your lover, and not just any large ones
>You decide to feel her womanhood to wake her up, and maybe score round 2
>Huh, you didn't know Oni's had three legs
>Wait a minute
>You look down at yourself and notice you now have long hair, DD Breasts, and Child Bearing Hips accompanying a plush ass

Anon stopped drinking after that

>> No.13012760

>>13012751
>And then Anon woke the fuck up and quit drinking
Am I the only one that gets blissful dreams when drunk?

>> No.13012762

>>13012739
Because I'm pretty that picture is based on a scene from his story.

>> No.13012768

>>13012762
Really? Well, that was my first thought, but...
I've not actually read the Anonymoose Saga. I knew there was a Mantis and an Anubis in it, but didn't know about a Salamander.
The Touhou being there also threw me off.

>> No.13012770

>>13012751
I still have 7 hours before i should be going to sleep

>> No.13012771

>>13012760
>"Whew, it was just a bad dream!"
>Anon gave a sigh of relief until he heard a voice from the other side of the bed
>"You having bad dreams Anon? Want to cuddle?"
>He turns to find a Matango staring seductively at him
>He looks down at himself and realizes he's covered in spores
>Wakes up once again from the bad dream and decides he really needs to stop drinking.

>> No.13012778

>>13012768
It might not be though, the chuuni wyvern is missing.

>> No.13012779

>>13012771

> "What's wrong, honey?"
> Anon's eyes go wide as he realizes he's right next to an Ushi Oni
> Then he remembers he's her husbando
> "Nothing. Bad dream."
> "Aw~ Poor thing. Here, snuggle up nice and close~"
> But before they can have cuddlesex their daugtheru comes running in because she's afraid of the lightning outside

>> No.13012786

>>13012779
>Anon wakes up with a start
>He looks at the bottles strewn around him
>"Seriously, this is the last fucking time."
>"What's that Anon? You look like you've made a resolution or something."
>Full of dread, Anon turns his head to find a slimegirl next to him
>He looks down and finds himself covered in snotty mucus
>Anon really resolved to quit drinking that day

>Nightmare giggles uncontrollably, having fun fucking with anon's dreams

>> No.13012789

>>13012786
>slime girl
Fuck, I meant to type giant Slug.

>> No.13012791

>>13012779
>Then Anon woke up
>He looked next to him and found nothing in his bed
>He was alone again as usual
>He pinched himself in a desperate hope, but nothing changed, as his worst fears were confirmed
>He had a good dream
>Anon continued to drink that night, it helped the pain somewhat

>> No.13012792

>>13012786
>anon starts awake
>Who the fuck is his wife this ti-
>It's a human woman.
>It's a human paladin woman.
>It's a human paladin woman in full armor and glaring at him.
>"Anon, were you dreaming about monsters again?"

>> No.13012795

>>13012786

> Anon wakes up, anger boner at the ready
> "THAT'S IT. I AM GOING TO FUCK THAT PURPLE HORSE PUSSY UNTIL YOU CAN'T WALK ANYMORE."
> And then he did.
> The End.

>> No.13012798

>>13012791
Ah man.

Now I'm sad.

>> No.13012799

>>13012779
>this will never be you
Life is suffering.
Is it so wrong to want a relatively gentle ushi wife and a cute spidercow daughteru?

>> No.13012803

So how do the human women act in monster girl settings?

They'd be forced to completely reverse the relationship dynamics. Can't wait for a man to come to you because monsters will snatch them up too. Can't even just lower your standards because many monsters have no standards.

>> No.13012808

>>13012791

This has happened to me way to many fucking times.

>> No.13012810

>>13012795
>>13012792
>>13012791
>Anon wakes up, the scent of earl grey assailing his nostrils.
>Tired of this shit, he turns his head to see his new wife.
>It's a dapper Mad Hatter, sitting crosslegged on the bed, sipping tea
>"Wot, U Havin' A laff there, m80? I'll sock ya gob if ya like. Git yer ol' rooty tooty point and shooty a nice ol' spitshine, right ,m8?"
>Anon doesn't resolve to quit drinking
>Anon drinks even harder.

>> No.13012811

>>13012803
Well for one they'd be weak as fuck, so forcibly raping would be difficult for most

And most human boys could do better then them

Also they're rude, self centered, and other 3dpd traits

Yeah, they're fucked

>> No.13012816

>>13012803
It depends on the setting.
If we're talking in MGC, many human women just... don't exist due to the hostile environment for humans plus easily available monsterization (succubus mostly, but there's some others like Ushi and Echidna that can transform via another method).
If we're talking MGE, they're fine for now since most humans hate and loathe monsters.
They are in trouble, though. They do have the opportunity to change sides, if they're willing to take the mindbreak.

>> No.13012823

>>13012803
The general way I've always treated it is that mothers teach their daughters to try to "out monster the monster". Love harder, be more loyal, be cuter, more possessive. Try your hardest or you will be alone.

Monstergirls are the cure to 3dpd. Them existing would fix human girls.

>> No.13012825

>>13012816
>...if they're willing to take the mindbreak

That's a funny way of saying 'liberated'.

>> No.13012827

>>13012803
>So how do the human women act in monster girl settings?

Pretty much become obsolete as monsters are stronger than them, prettier than them, more faithful since monsters are programmed not to cheat, more forward when it comes to relationships, and having all sorts of magic powers to enhance everyday life and sex.

But then again, human women can turn into monsters pretty easily, so the best solution is just to turn to the monster side.

>> No.13012829

>>13012816

MGC doesn't even acknowledge that DE exists at all most of the time. It's not that human women get turned into anything. It's that it's a city of monstergirls that has to import in men to maintain their population.

>> No.13012831

>>13012825
Droolella please.

>> No.13012834

>>13012825
Well, I mean you are having your values forcibly changed via magic.

>>13012829
Which is kind of a shame, really. DE in a modern day setting would be fascinating, the sociological impacts, etc.
At the very least a chunk of MGC stories involve incubi, so it has to, to an extent.

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>>13012831
>Implying Human Women wouldn't be happier if they were Monsters

>> No.13012838

>>13012834
>a chunk of MGC stories involve incubi

The only one I can even think of is the veteran one. It's definitely in the minority.

>> No.13012840

>>13012834
>Well, I mean you are having your values forcibly changed via magic.

It becomes a question if you're willing to have your values changed to become more sex-oriented in exchange for more power, better looks, longer lifespan, and becoming the dominant gender.

>> No.13012841

>>13012836
That's what they all say.

If women want to stay normal they should, same with men, and if those men want to be with a human girl instead of a monster nobody should stop him.

>> No.13012843

>>13012816
>tfw no convent of crusader nuns to mindbreak into believing that human women are the monsters, then turning them into your harem when they're inevitably corrupted into monstergirls

>> No.13012844

>>13012831
Take it up with KC.

>> No.13012846

>>13012834
>I mean you are having your values forcibly changed via magic.

I'm sure the metaphorical blind quadriplegic wouldn't mind if you made her able to see and walk again and experience the world in a whole different way.

>> No.13012847

>>13012838
Kitsoviet mentions it a couple times, as does DILLIWFTY, and I know Gauf mentioned it offhandedly in the two he did, so there's that.

>> No.13012854

>>13012786
>>13012795
I like this route.

>> No.13012856

>>13012840
Well, that is a pretty good deal.
A shame they don't tell you your mind is going to become obsessed with sex.

>>13012846
This is less 'helping a quadriplegic' and more 'chopping off someone's legs against their will and replacing them with better legs'.

>> No.13012857

>>13012803
In the MGE Setting, what passing references are made to them are quite negative 3DPD, and that all the good ones wind up Monsterized.

>> No.13012862
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What would happen if you had a ghost and her body then turned into a skeleton monster girl later?

>> No.13012864

>>13012841
Fine, but it's his own fault if he gets NTR'd cause he stuck with HGPD instead of trading up for some Monster Wonderfulness.

>> No.13012866

>>13012847
>Kitsoviet mentions it a couple times

Out of curiosity, you mean in Horny Human where it wasn't MGC or Pretty Human which was? Because I only remember it in one of them, but I never finished the second story.

>> No.13012869

>>13012856
>A shame they don't tell you your mind is going to become obsessed with sex.

A small price to pay in my opinion. In fact I would gladly become an alp to experience the joy of being a monster.

>> No.13012870

>>13012864
>implying monsters wouldn't try to snatch him up the moment he found out

Monsters are desperate for the dick anon.

>> No.13012871

>>13012862
It goes to fight demons in sick-ass skeleton hell

>> No.13012872

>>13012841
That would be like refusing to hand out charity to help those in dire need because we assume they like suffering like that instead of them feeling hopeless and that they've normalized their circumstances. All it takes is a little monster mana (which is free and abundant unlike money) and everything is hunky dory.

>> No.13012874

>>13012869
Do you really have to start this traitor-kun?

>> No.13012875

>>13012870
True, but he'll still have to live with the emotional trauma.

But then, that is what MG Healing is for.

>> No.13012876

>>13012866
Pretty sure it was Pretty Human but it may have been in Liver Snaps.


My point is that DE isn't completely unused in MGC stories.

>> No.13012877

Would you put your penis inside a spider girl's spinneret?

>> No.13012881

>>13012856
>Obsessed
You come to view it as important as having 3 square meals a day.

This is far from a bad thing. Just as eating healthy consistently is good for the body, a healthily maintained sex life is good for maintaining intimacy in a relationship.

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>>13012877
I would put a spidergirl's spinneret inside my penis.

>> No.13012885

>>13012877
>Spinneret
>This is the anal-equivalent of urethral penetration on a girl.
>Only do-able with spider girls.
Yes.

>> No.13012886

>>13012881
Their life, art, and culture revolves around sex, anon.

>> No.13012890

>>13012877

>Thinking you can stuff your dick inside an opening that has to be smaller than a urethra proportionally and applies enough pressure to liquid protein to turn it to silk

HAH!

>> No.13012891

>>13012872
That's just out there anon.

Human boys aren't treated that bad.

>> No.13012894

>>13012886
It heavily involves it, yes. All Monster Girls are, after all, Quasi-Succubi.

Despite this, plenty of them do still branch out, a trend which is only likely to continue as the Demon Lord proceeds with her plans, and makes MGs less dependent upon her nature as a Succubus.

For instance, there's mention of a werewolf butcher who gets a little annoyed at how cum-crazy some girls are.

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>"Anon, please help me raise the sun. I fear I'm a bit forgetful, but doesn't the ritual involve me cuffing you to the bedpost and milking you until you pass out? Oh, quit acting silly, of course it is, why am I asking you such silly things I obviously know. Now, hold still while I attach these handcuffs..."

>"Huh? Staves? Raising the sun? Why would I want to do such things? I... Vaguely remember a friend telling me the darkness makes it more exciting to make love with your lover, but her name escapes me... But yes, doing such trivial manners seems silly doesn't it? I agree with her, the darkness is much nicer, less blinding. I can't concentrate easily with it."

>"Husband... What are you... Speaking of? Yes... I'm same... Ruler over land...? Such things I find... Harder to think of... Harder to remember... But I wouldn't do such a thing... Seems difficult and tough... Easier to just think of husband... Care for husband... Love husband... Keep husband safe in bed... Now stop... Struggling husband... It's just us here... Now and forever... In this darkness just... for... Us."

>> No.13012897

>>13012895
>Corrupt Grape Pharaoh
>On a scale of yes to yes, yes.

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>>13012734
>>13012737

Here

>> No.13012909

>I have a few drinks 'cause it's weekend
>My brain turns to mush and words stop making do like I want them to.
How do you guys write whilst drunk? I cannot into it for the life of me.

>> No.13012912

>>13012909
I don't.
I write while edging, much more efficient.

>> No.13012920

>>13012912

Goes it give you special insight into matters Lewd?

>> No.13012927

>>13012920
It certainly makes people find it a lot more erotic, so there's that.

People have generally praised my work much more if it's been written mid-edge as compared to just writing.

>> No.13012929

>>13012927
Interesting. I wonder if whipping my dick out will also improve my own writing prowess.

>> No.13012930

>>13012927
I think I might know this feel.

I can come up with all manner of lewd shit when I'm on-edge, but minute I blow, it all just...disappears from my head.

>> No.13012937

>>13012909
Because if I'm drunk, I'm either buzzed or passed out. My reactions may get a little slower but me am still type pretty good.

Actually, I tend to write better when I'm drunk or tired. I can settle in and get lost focusing on one thing a lot easier. Sure I have to go back and double check my work the next day for obvious mistakes that spellcheck missed but all in all I'm way more productive.

>> No.13012941

>>13012937
Ita's interesting, because as drunk as I am, I just want to finish writing so that I can pass out. I think you could call it productive.

>> No.13012942

>>13012929
See? Monstergirls taught us something.

>> No.13012972

>>13012886
Take it up with KC. He really does insist it's nothing more than >>13012881

>> No.13012980

>>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs

So I wrote some more Greyguard. I hope the end of the update isn't too weak. I bet you can pinpoint the frame in which I began to drink the alcohols. Anyhow, Theinn burns a family and makes mashed potato. enjoy! Comments and criticisms are as always welcome. Feed me attention, because I'm a whore for it.

Update starts from line 1601

>> No.13012984

>>13012897
>purified Apophis leads uprising against her tyranny.

>> No.13013015

>>13012984
>Apophis breaches the palace, seeking to eliminate the Pharaoh
>All she finds is the Pharaoh's husband and a Sphinx servant, who's carrying a shovel
>He offers the Apophis a riddle
>"What's brown and gold and eats snakes?"

>> No.13013048

>>13012972
Well in that case he needs to go back and edit the world guides like, a lot. Just strip out the mentality and culture of monsters sections and rewrite them.

>> No.13013055

>>13013048
No, he doesn't.

It's been pointed out, over and over, that much of that is purposefully exaggerated.

Most people are just too dull and unimaginative to realize this, and interpret it entirely literally, thinking there's no wiggle-room when the MGE is by design just the opposite.

>> No.13013067

>>13013055
>literally contradicting the text
>wiggle room
Anon, it explicitly states that they value sex above everything else.

>> No.13013070

>>13013055
doesn't the world guide say that their culture and mindset is just about sex? all their art? their music, thoughts and writing? if that is supposed to be wiggle room then why bother writing it at all, since apparently none of it is actually true and there's a lot of difference between what is written as canon and what is actually canon?

>> No.13013074

>>13013070

Well if they have things like art, writing, and so on, then that right there shows it's not just sex. Sex being a high priority doesn't mean that everything else becomes unimportant.

>> No.13013081

>>13013074
that's still a lot more than "the same as three square meals a day". i don't know about you but sometimes i only have two, and the entirety of art and culture doesn't revolve around them
sex is the center of monster society according to the world guide, and if possible they would do nothing else

>> No.13013082

>>13012895
>>13013015

>You will never save your corrupted waifu from darkness the way Shovel Knight saved his
>>12919704

>> No.13013084

>>13013067
>>13013070
>The monsters are hedonists that seek fun and amusement, and compared to humans, they have an extremely large amount of leisure time at their disposal, so recreation and art culture is flourishing among them. Aside from enjoying art for its own sake, some monsters think that works should improve their favorite form of recreation that is the core of their lives, having sex with men. For that reason not only are the monsters tolerant of works that are sexually explicit, they rather strongly prefer them. Many of the works that are popular among monsters are sexually explicit.
>Strongly prefer
>Many of the works

>Monsters that have obtained a human man think firstly about having sex and act accordingly. For monsters it is common sense to prioritize having sex with the man they love more than anything else. As for their thoughts and actions, they're mainly focused around getting off harder with their man.

Just to pull a couple of citations. You'll note that definite articles are purposefully avoided. Yes, sexuality and hedonism are central to Monster Girls, and they prioritize it, but nowhere does it say that this is the exclusion of other facets of life, as >>13013074 points out.

>> No.13013094

>>13013084
That is entirely on another level of focus compared to "let's make sure I get three balanced meals today". Even in your post you put the "they think first about having sex" quote. Sure, not all but most of their art is about sex. Is all of our art about eating, about having a good meal? No. It's on a higher level of importance according to the world guide, so either it should be edited or a more appropriate metaphor should be chosen.

>> No.13013096

>>13013094
>A more appropriate metaphor should be chosen.
That's really just your opinion.

>> No.13013097

>>13013084
>tfw monster culture is more like those lonely horny thirty-something cat ladies with trashy dime romance novels

That's a terrifying thought.

>> No.13013101

>>13013096
You can claim it's just opinion, but society isn't consumed mostly by depictions of eating, about eating, songs about chowing the fuck down, etc. It doesn't carry the same importance that the rest of the literature implies sex has for monsters.

>> No.13013103

>>13013097
That is a horrifying thought. It's also why I don't like Christmas Cakes.

But in general, it puts more emphasis on how MG Wives put a lot of focus on how best to be intimate with their Husbando, so definitely far from lonely...

>> No.13013107

>>13013096
No, he's correct. Hunger isn't bad by itself though.

First it doesn't bother you much, but when you get hungry really hungry, and haven't had enough to eat in a long time, it consumes your thoughts completely. You can just sit and talk for four hours with your buddies about what you'd love to eat right now. Then it gets worse and grass and paper and your boots start looking really good. You don't care, as long as it's something in your belly. And by the end, your buddy is looking more like a piece of meat than a friend.

Hunger, pure hunger, is not bad at all.

>> No.13013108

>>13013107
See, that's a more appropriate metaphor.

>> No.13013110

>>13013103
It's the taste, not the loneliness. Imagine them touting those type of books as the apex of literary genius. It makes me shudder.

>> No.13013120

>>13013101
Maybe not, but I think you're getting a little too fixated on the direct comparison, rather than the metaphor. To MGs, sex is as key and important as daily meals. Something that you don't want to go without, that if you skip or miss out on, it brings down your whole day.

Another thing that you have to keep in mind is that, both in and out of universe, the MGE is written from the perspective of a very repressed society. KC himself from the perspective of a Japanese Man, and the Wandering Scholar as an Order-raised Man.

As I mentioned, hyperbole is key in the writing of the settings documents. It's intended to be taken with a grain of salt if you so desire, or literally if that's what appeals to you. Complaining about the literal interpretation because you find it unappealing is entirely against the point.

>>13013107
I can't tell if you're agreeing or disagreeing with anyone.

>>13013110
Oooooh.
I can see younger, really sex-craved MGs having that opinion, with older, more experienced MGs having actual taste.
Same as in real life really. I doubt that "Mommy Porn" would be considered high-literature by MGs at large. Though they'd probably sneer at stories devoid of any sexuality, same as most of us here do...

>> No.13013127

>>13009719
he was too good for us, truly, we didnt deserved him

>> No.13013130

>>13013110
What would trashy dime store novels look like in MGC?
What would romcoms be?

>> No.13013133

>>13013130
You can bet that Angel and Devil would be a classic romcom, with some poor sap in between the opposites.

>> No.13013135

>>13013130
>Trashy dime store novels look like in MGC
Always based around transforming awful human women into MGs, and/or involving far more extreme fetishes than regular ones.

>What would romcoms be?
Date Night Porn with some jokes thrown in.

>> No.13013140

>>13013133
Nah it would be classic prince and pauper wooing a girl wish fulfillment. Really a lot of the story plots wouldn't change at all since they're already written for horny desperate women. Except minus the cheating. That's super prevalent in the real world ones.

>> No.13013144

You know what we need?

A story of adventure where we could have a sense of magic and wonder.

>> No.13013146

>>13013130
>What would trashy dime store novels look like in MGC?
Hand-holding monogamous sex between married humans.

>> No.13013151

>>13013140
>Except minus the cheating.
There'd probably still be ones with cheating husbandos.

Fuckin' NTR Fetishists.

>> No.13013154

>>13013151
>Wight getting all giddy to the thought of her husband having sex with the Kikimora

>> No.13013160

>>13013130

Forget the trashy novels. Just take a look at what the children are reading.

>"Many stories that are heart-warming to the monsters are enjoyed among monster children such as the following: “A story where a quiet human girl oppressed by her family is lamenting because she will be unable to attend the ball at the castle, and then a mage suddenly appears and she has her change herself into a lascivious succubus. She then enjoys having sex with the prince at the ball until the spells wears off at 12 o'clock.” , “A story where a werewolf girl changes into a little girl in a red hood to trick the hunter man that is trying to hunt her, then rapes and imprisons him.”

>> No.13013162

>>13013160
>Little Red Riding Hood
You done goofed.
>GMILF Wolf Girl snatches a shota in red clothes

>> No.13013164

>>13013160
What heart-felt, touching lessons. Good for the development of any little MG.

I feel the compulsion to point out that in the MGE "Imprison" seems to have the meaning of "Imprisons their heart with all their love".

>> No.13013165

>>13013164
>Home is where the heart is. If someone snatches your heart and keeps it, then you're grounded!
So sayeth the Wurm.

>> No.13013170

>>13013160
Oh my god.
These are children's stories? What the hell does children's programming look like, then?

Actually what would TV in general look like?

>> No.13013172

>>13013170
All sex and no violence. The horror, amirite?

>> No.13013173

>>13013165
That is...actually really deep.

>>13013170
>Actually what would TV in general look like?
Some channels would be perfectly normal. Wholesome, perhaps more mature than we may think, but no more so than Japanese TV.

Other channels would just be Daytime Porn. No blocks, no filters, perfectly accessible on standard cable.

>> No.13013180

>>13013160
>>13013162
>Little Red Riding Hood
I think the most likely version would be a simple change of red riding hood to a shota and the wolf to a wolf girl.
>Little boy on his way to grandma's house to bring her basket of whatever
>Wolf girl tries to lead him off the path so she can rape him in a dark alley/part of the woods
>He's a good boy though and doesn't fall for it
>Wolf sneaks into grandma's house and stuffs her in a closet
>Hides in bed, waits for shota
>"Oh grandma, what big breasts you have."
>"All the better to cuddle you with, my boy."
>"Oh grandma, what supple lips you have."
>"All the better to kiss you with."
>"Oh grandma, what firm thighs you have."
>"All the better TO RAPE YOU WITH! MWAHAHA!"
And then, by chance, a dark priest comes to the door like a Mormon, sees what is going on, and preforms a marriage for them.

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>>13013172
Ugh, but what about the History Channel? What about the thirteenth season of pawn stars?


>>13013170
The Littlest Ushi.

>> No.13013183

>>13013173
>Honey, our dear daughter has been watching the RAPE network again. She's going to start thinking that she has to compete with ushi-oni, think of her self esteem!

>> No.13013184

>>13013181
>History Channels
I'm not saying Sandworms are aliens, but they're aliens.

>> No.13013190

>>13013172
>All sex and no violence. The horror, amirite?

It's horrible. Monster TV should be about mindless violence and blowing up zombies just like wholesome human society.

>> No.13013191

>>13013180
There are many versions of Little Red Riding Hood.

I'm sure MG-ified would be the same, different versions, different angles.

>>13013172
>All sex and no violence.
I actually rather like this idea.
>Violence is constrained to overblown films, and seedy, hidden pay-networks.
>One night daughteru manages to break the parental lock.
>Winds up watching a movie rated R for extreme displays of violence and gore.
>Later she rushes into you and your waifu's room, waking you from slumber.
>She's crying and wailing on and on about how "they're hurting him! W-Why are they hurting him?!"
What do?

>> No.13013193

>>13013173
>deep
Didn't you know the greatest philosopher in MGE history, Sockertees, was a wurm? So was her teacher, Playdough.

>> No.13013195

>>13013191
Tell her it's fake.

>> No.13013196

>>13013193
>Sockertees
>Playdough
Maybe it's just how tired I am, but I laughed way too hard.

Should Philosowurm become a thing?

>> No.13013197

>>13013184
Fuck you, I laughed

>> No.13013202

>>13013196
Philosowurm is such an old idea, the fact that you guys still remember her means she is a thing.

>> No.13013203

>>13013184
>sandworms built the pyramids using their alien sciences!
>Anubis co-host is visibly getting more upset

>> No.13013204

>>13013184

>The pyramids were built by space goats
>Pharaoh screaming that she built her own pyramid and to get off her lawn

>> No.13013206

>>13013203
>>13013204
>hivemind
Reptilians detected.

>> No.13013208

>>13013206

That's sleestak to you buddy.

>> No.13013210

>>13013203
>Anubis co-host
>tfw my PVR would be full up of programs involving, starring, or referencing Anubi and Dragons.

I wonder if I started dating one, and they found out, if they'd be flattered, creeped out, or annoyed? Or some combination of such.

>> No.13013213

>>13013210
Dragons would be flattered and pleased, Anubi would be flustered and tsun about it.

>> No.13013214

>>13013191
Tell her it's not real and was made because some people really enjoy being frightened/sad/angry, for reasons beyond my comprehension. Then let her sleep in my bed.

>> No.13013215

>>13013196
>Philosowurm
Of course. I'm surprised we didn't think of this before.

She answers complex moral and philosophical questions with simple common sense - but since she's a wurm nobody expects it from her and it all sounds like some deep, profound wisdom. Which it is in a way; the simplest answers are usually the best answers.

You shouldn't kill people, people die when they're killed.

>> No.13013216

>>13013210
They're probably delete ALL of it out of jealousy, before starting to build up a collection of video and pictures of her doing cute, sexy, or lewd things for you to enjoy instead. All organized in alphabetical order.

>> No.13013218

>>13013215
>surprised we didn't think of this before
But I came up with her back on /a/!

>> No.13013219

>>13013216
They'd*

>> No.13013222

>>13013218
Oh.
Well I'm stealing her.
NTR!

>> No.13013223

>>13013210
Dragons would be pleased -- they are, after all, prideful. They would however force you to slowly replace it with pictures of them, etc.

Anubi are tsundere but would be secretly pleased.

>> No.13013224

>>13013213
I can see that.
>>13013216
And that.

Probably one then the other. And I am VERY okay with what she'd fill the DVR up with.

>> No.13013226

>>13013222
>I'm stealing her
I guess this is karma for stealing Junko.

>> No.13013228

>>13013223
Yes. I am very much OK with this.

>> No.13013233

>Monstergirl newspaper
>Contains a "Dear Abby" section
>"Dear Abby, I'm a gazer and there's this guy at school who I can't stop thinking about. I want to talk to him so bad but I don't know where to start. What should I do to get his attention?"
>"Just rape him"

>> No.13013237

>>13013226
It isn't your fault, anon. It's just that your ip wasn't doing it for her any more. A girl like that, she needs a big, strong ip, with lots of 5s in it.

>> No.13013240

>>13013233
Abby needs to get some new material, that's how she answers everything.

>> No.13013241

>>13013237
If she left for you, she'll leave you too.

>> No.13013242

>>13013237
As long as Wurms get more love and a little respect for their mental faculties, I'm fine with this.

>> No.13013246

>>13013241
Maybe. You know what they say, once you go prime numbers, you don't go back.

>> No.13013251

>>13013226
>stealing Junko
From MGK guy?

>> No.13013252

>>13013251
Yes.

>> No.13013254

>>13013233
>Abby is an Ushi-Oni
It would explain her sometimes terrible relationship advice.

>> No.13013256

>>13013252
Not really stealing, Alp, since I said it was okay for you to do so.

>> No.13013258

>>13013256
Well I'm saying it's okay to take Philosowurm, so everything is fine and dandy.

>> No.13013274

>>13013258
Oh I'll take her all right. Philosowurm smut when?

>> No.13013277

>>13013274
>I'll take her alright
>smut when?
Aren't you the one who responsible for that smut now?

>> No.13013288

>>13013277
But I'm just a simple man with out your fancy word smithing abilities. It would be shit and probably end up grimdark at the end with Philosowurm drinking hemlock tea. You don't want my grubby hands on the concept but I would surely read it if someone else did it.

>> No.13013290

What would Philosowurm smut even be like?

Her contemplating lewd platitudes as she coils around a man, teasingly kneading at his body to it's stiffest in preparation for a long night of hard lovin'?

>> No.13013293

>>13013290
Written 3rd person with the MC have a boner for intellectualism. As she explores the mental mysteries of the world he gets more and more turned on.

>> No.13013294

>>13013290
Her contemplating the meaning of life while taking your seed into her womb.

>> No.13013296

>>13013288
>>13013290
The one time I'm on a computer during the weekend and you buggers just add on to my troubles.
Do I have to write about Philosowurm sex now?

>> No.13013300

>>13013296
Please do, friend.

>> No.13013303

>>13013300
Fine. Next week.

>> No.13013313

>>13013303
I'll be waiting with unruly anticipation.

>> No.13013326

>>13013313
Why? I'm not exactly known for my smut.

>> No.13013327

>>13013326
Who are you?

>> No.13013331

>>13013327
Alpie. I thought this was established already.

>> No.13013336

>>13013331
Oh you're right. Sorry a bit hungover at the moment. I believe in you man. You can pull it off. Besides it would be good practice for more sexy times writing.

>> No.13013338

>>13013336
>good practice for more sexy times writing
I could use some of that, yes. Now let's stop talking about me and talk about>>13013144
instead.

>> No.13013341

>>13013338
>A sense of Magic and Wonder
Power Stones.

That is my response to that.

>> No.13013344

>>13013338
>Now let's stop talking about me and talk about>>13013144 instead.
Where do we start? The setting or maybe the characters?

>> No.13013353

>>13013344
The setting. Something that makes you feel like the world is a magical and wonderful place.
Like when you first go to a fancy new place in Dark Souls.

>> No.13013354

>A Ryu with a neckbrace and black eye appear on a kid's show while a childish tune plays
>"B is for Banana-"
>Another Wurm bursts in and smashes a moped against the Ryu's head
>She quickly escapes by digging a hole, again

>> No.13013357

>>13013354
They never learn, do they?

>> No.13013363

>>13013353
What about a war of mages fighting for powerful ancient tomes of magic?

>> No.13013365

>>13013344
>Implying you're going to get any of that with something designed by committee

Seriously dude

>> No.13013366

>>13013363
No macguffins please.
>>13013365
Committee?

>> No.13013370

>>13013353
I get that feeling a lot in FF14. Helps that there's a nice variety of locations. The deserts of Thanalan, the overgrown beauty of the Black Shroud, the wondrous seaside landscapes of La Noscea...besides just being beautiful, the ethereal, magical crags jutting out of the landscape in several places helps add to the "Magical" part.

Nothing says "Magical" quite like glowing, mystic rock formations caused by a dragon spitting hellfire across the continent.

>> No.13013371

>>13013365
It's just brainstorming.

>> No.13013373

>>13013370
See, this guy gets it.

>> No.13013377

>>13013353
How about an explorer and his monster waifu exploring uncharted lands, floating sky castles, and ancient ruins on forgotten continents?

>> No.13013380

>>13013377
That kind of stuff, yes.

>> No.13013385

>>13013380
How about a cave, full of luminescent plants that give off a dim light, that eventually leads to a spring full of faeries?

>> No.13013392

>>13013385
Most lovely. Bioluminescense is always ethereal. KC should make some Plant Girls that glow in the dark and charge your batteries when you eat them out.

>> No.13013406

>>13013392
Now how about ancient ruins with collapsed structures, plants growing everywhere, and animals running around?
Or a valley full of large gemstones?
Or even a hidden village of magicians in a dead forest?

>> No.13013417

>>13013406
>overgrown ruins
Nature reclaiming "urban" locations is super romantic for some reason. Might be a good place for a date.
>large gemstones
Those caves with huge crystal formations with running lava just around the corner are pretty great. I'd imagine a guy could run into Crystal and Lava Golems in places like that.
>village of magicians
Magicians live in towers, silly!

>> No.13013433

>>13013417
Now let's try an ancient battlefield riddled with rusty weapons, armor, and makeshft graves.

>> No.13013439

>>13013433
Time for Draug-chan?

>> No.13013444
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>>13013417
>Nature reclaiming "urban" locations is super romantic for some reason. Might be a good place for a date.
I concur.

>> No.13013447

>>13013439
Now imagine a floating sky castle full of lost technology and the remains of an ancient civilization.
And try not to point out that it sounds extremely similar to FF1 or Laputa

>> No.13013458

>>13013447
In Gulliver's Travels, Laputa worked on magnets.

Anyway, my turn. Elves living in a city build on and around the trunks of Redwoods.

>> No.13013460

>>13011912

I don't get why people get so mad over bad endings/MCs in stories. It's not hard to ignore a pastebin link.

>> No.13013465

>>13013460
A lot of self-inserting goes on 'round these parts.

>> No.13013470
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Would you tease a manticore?

>> No.13013471

>>13013458
A lake surrounded on all sides by steep mountains, a river running down from one end, a city built into the mountain slope in the other.

>> No.13013478

>>13013470
Only a domesticated one.

>> No.13013479

>>13013458
An ancient city lost to the world inhabited by Dragons.
A lovely village of Alraune and Dryad in a forest.
A dark and barren land that no creature dares tread into.
Snow covered ruins in a frozen tundra.
A large an serene lake with crystal clear water and enormous trees.

>> No.13013482

>>13013417
>>13013417

Top taste.

>> No.13013486

>>13013479
>Snow covered ruins in a frozen tundra
Selkies, Yetis, Yuki-Onna helping adventurous explorers reach the territory of the elusive Glacies, on a huge glacier filled with natural caverns and artificial tunnels.

>> No.13013490

>>13013486
Maybe even Ice Dragons and finding lost treasure or a giant ark.

A giant undersea kingdom with mermaids and such welcoming travelers.

>> No.13013498

>>13013490
>a giant ark
>A giant undersea kingdom with mermaids and such welcoming travelers
We One Piece now?

>> No.13013503

>>13013498
Those were Okami references.

A lone island out at sea, untouched by human hands and thriving with life.

>> No.13013510

>>13013503
A Pharaoh's Tomb, filled with labyrinthine hallways and trap after trap after trap protecting the immeasurable wealth within. And giant guardian Golems.

>> No.13013513

>>13013510
That doesn't fill one with wonder and excitement, anon.

An ancient forest, filled with a thick fog and giant petrified trees.

>> No.13013518

>>13013513
Giant guardian Golems and immeasurable wealth are boring?
Even without the Golems that setting was enough for Indiana Jones, Lara Croft and Nathan Drake.

>> No.13013522

>>13013518
We want beautiful , serene, and mystic.
Not dusty, moldy, and other slang that could describe a Pharaoh's vagina.

Now if we were talking of the City of the Dead....

>> No.13013534

>>13013522
>City of the Dead....
Were you going to talk about it?

>> No.13013536

>>13013534
Maybe.
Like an underground city with numerous statues and ritual sites where they prepared the dead for the afterlife.
The tools used long ago are still there, untouched by everything but time.

>> No.13013540

>>13013536
Oh. I thought it'd be the City of the Undead. With pyres constantly burning to ward off the chill of not having flowing blood or metabolism.

>> No.13013548

>>13013540
A city of undead would probably have a graveyard out in the open, a gloomy atmosphere, and cheery undead that contradict said atmosphere.

A traveling caravan of folk and MGs would be someone relevant, in a way.

>> No.13013552

>>13013548
What would the caravans offer the Undead for their treasures?
Hugs from warm bodies? On that note...

A large rocky formation in the heart of the desert, with Lamias, Salamanders and other such girls sunbathing on the hot rocks.

>> No.13013557

>>13013552
Maybe a few husbands and opportunities for travel?

A desert oasis town with numerous desert beauties bathing in a nearby bathhouse and showing off their bodies.

>> No.13013573

>>13013478
Leona is a domesticated manticore

>> No.13013578 [SPOILER] 
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13013578

>"...Wheeere... aaam Iii...?"
>"...Suuuch... daaark... plaaace..."
>"...Yooou... huuumaaan... heeelp... meee..."
>"...Taaake... meee... baaack..."
>"...Tooo... theee maaarsheees..."

>> No.13013586

>>13013578
I'd love to
But unfortunately it appears you are banished and chained

>> No.13013607

>>13013586

Careful there, mang. You don't wanna turn her into a violent, burning apparition now, do you?

>> No.13013608

>>13013578
Why would a ghoul want to go to the marshes?

>> No.13013621

>>13013607
I can deal with that
It would only become problematic if a ancient lava swimmer would show up

>> No.13013632

>>13013608

It's an ancient wisp from Risk of Rain. A "ghost light" usually found in swamps and marshes according to real world folklore.

>>13013621

Cremators aren't that hard honestly, I'm just kinda mad I only got Magma Barracks once in game since I bought it months ago. I still need the artifact from that stage. Fuck Overloading Magma Worms, though.

Captcha: Itswinz captain

>> No.13013633

Reminder to feed your Hol 5 meals a day, she has four tummies after all

>> No.13013639

>>13013632
I can deal with a dozen electric magma worms better than with half a dozen cremators in late game though, the worms can be kited at least, if you get shot at from both directions you got a problem

>> No.13013644

>>13013639

I just can't deal with the ranged electric shocks, I never know how far they can reach you or when they're gonna shock my ass. At least I can see where the Cremator's projectiles are gonna hit. Maybe I just gotta git gud.

>> No.13013645
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http://pastebin.com/ZZC24tUf
Very small update today starting at 2921. Mostly just Cheshire time building up to the next stage of things. Hope you enjoy.

Also this picture looks even better in color. You guys are great.

>> No.13013646

Remember that theme that played in Metroid Prime when you entered the Magmoor Caverns?
That'd be perfect for just about any underground area with lava, right? It'd certainly be nice music to listen to while being raped by lava golems.

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>>13013646
>Not lava caverns and an undead city

Get on my level.

>> No.13013653

>>13013650
Isn't it still just an underground area with lava/magma?
And would a Lava Golem be a Magma Golem if she's still in the earth?

>> No.13013658
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13013658

What do you love most about Dragon, fellow Dragon lovers?

>> No.13013661

>>13013658
Their proud demeanors
and the BIG MEATY CLAWS

>> No.13013664

>>13013658
Their wings, fire breathing, and pride.

>> No.13013668

>>13013661
>claws
I'm okay either way about them having claws or not.

>> No.13013672

>>13013668
Dragons with just the wings, horns and tail look kind of boring in my opinion.

>> No.13013675
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>>13013653

Well that particular place is a city built in the core of a world that is nothing but underground and lava. The big columns like the one in the back take energy from the lava and convert it magically to artificial sunlight that it pumps up into higher greener caverns. There's nothing but frozen icewater on the surface.

The city is a technomagic metropolis with a dwindling population of living sickly people and their undead slaves that comprise almost all the regular jobs. Farming, soldiers, servants, etc.

And it's not that undead are taught to do those things. They just keep doing the same things they did in life, because the dead can't learn or change. They are who they always have been.

It just shows how far the living people have shrunken.

>> No.13013677

>>13013672
So you're really used to the MGE Dragon then?

>> No.13013683

>>13013675
How depressing.

>> No.13013686

>>13013677
Not that. I just find monster girls with only the bare minimum of monster features boring in general.

>> No.13013689

>>13013672
But those are the best ones! Just that slight draconic touch without making them look brutish like MGE dragons. Less is often more.

>> No.13013699
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>>13013689
>scales and claws equals dumb brute
But that's wrong, nigga.

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13013700

>>13013686
Well, those are your tastes.
I personally don't find them boring.

>>13013689
Anon don't try and start anything.

>> No.13013709

>>13013699
She'd still look much better without the scaly, clawed hands and feet.
Faggots trying to force some kind of minimum quota of monster features are the worst.

>> No.13013711

>>13013683

It turns out they did it to themselves without knowing. Bringing someone back as an undead causes a living person to die untimely in some sort of natural cosmic balance.

>> No.13013719

>>13013709
To be fare, he's not forcing anything and is just stating his own tastes.

>> No.13013731

>>13013709
You're the one harassing others because of their preferences, m8.

>> No.13013734
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13013734

When is Nightmare at her most beautiful?

>> No.13013751

>>13013734
HORSE PUSSY

>> No.13013753

>>13013734
Her horse half seems rather small.
Is she a pony instead of a horse?

>> No.13013778

>>13009152
>B
>Flat
What?

>> No.13013789

>>13013778

The dash indicates a range. You read it as Flat-to-B

Like "Ages:10-14" or something.

>> No.13013790

>>13012524
What is this from?

>> No.13013804

>>13013790

A short story about a guy who finds an inari in a shrine behind his grandfather's old house. She just wants love but is willing to do awful things to get it. Once the guy finds out how she almost killed his grandmother and caused all sorts of disasters, he seals her up again.

He already had a girlfriend anyway.

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>>13013734

Just had this idea. I'm sorry.

>> No.13013823

>>13013815

You can tell that's how KC started the sketch too. That's why the horse body looks so crummy.

>> No.13013826

>>13013815
I actually kind of like this satyr style look.

>> No.13013836

>>13013815
So much better.

>> No.13013839

>>13013823
>>13013826
>>13013836

Does that mean I accidentally fixed the frontgina issue?

>> No.13013845

>>13013839
Removing horse pussy is never a bad thing.

>> No.13013849

>>13012701
>Momiji
What?

>> No.13013851

>>13013839

What you made wasn't a nightmare, but the original drawing wasn't that good anyway so who cares? It's like the guy that cropped the bad spider belly off the ushi with a wedding ring further up.

>> No.13013866

>>13011351

http://i.imgur.com/qxB4Ffn.jpg

>TFW Catgirl waifu in heat
>Make the mistake of bringing her into your bedroom
>Go to use the head, come back, she's curled up on the floor with her face in a pair of your boxers
>Engorging herself on your masculine smell
>Her ears perk up when she notices you
>Like a furred missile, she pounces you, rubbing her face on your loins, mewling
>Her naked plea for your physical love causes you to start getting an erection, to which she giggles and unzips your trousers front
>YFW the first thing you see is her taking off her own undergarments and getting on all fours, presenting her ass to you
>Her vulva is puffy and engorged, sweet, feminine nectar dripping from her fuckhole, making you imagine a slathering, hungry maw
>She starts to ask you, nay, beg you, to seed her filthy catcunt with your seed and breed her
>MFW I have no face

>> No.13013870

>>13012866
Seafoam is Horny & Pretty Human.

>> No.13013881

>>13013789
IIRC B is the most common cup size for adult women.

>> No.13013893
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13013893

Tortured until you submit.

>> No.13013895

>>13013881

The age range was given as an everyday example of how you see the dash used in that context. It even had quotations around it and everything.

>> No.13013898

>>13012980
I look forward to reading more, penywise.

>> No.13013916

Why's everyone talking about nightmares all of a sudden?

>> No.13013930 [DELETED] 

I like.

>> No.13013933

>>13013916

Because they're monstergirls?

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>>13013895
I think we're talking two different points.

Let's talk Manticores instead. What's the typical size for a tailpussy?

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13013943

>>13013866
>no Werecat Onee-san to impregnate.

>> No.13013944

>>13013916

Because AverageAnon did a frontgina story, which is still one of the most retarded things ever invented.

>> No.13013946

>>13013933
But /mgg/ never talks about monster girls

>> No.13013947
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13013947

I like.

>> No.13013950

>>13013893
Is this from the de-censored version that was released recently?

>> No.13013954

>>13013947
I hate being a footfag who's also into monster girls, those two fetishes just don't work together at all, as exemplified here

>> No.13013962

>>13013947

What's wrong with the base of her tail? WHy is it going between her legs?

>> No.13013966

>>13013941
Looks like it's almost equal to their height, if not a little longer.

>> No.13013974

>>13013941

Normal tailpussy length would be at least 3'

Hathorite tailpussy length and girth would be dakimakura size

>> No.13013976

>>13013962
My guess is that it's an extension of her spine, so the location would make sense, and the face that it's so huge means it has to grow out of the ass too. I think this is one of the points where human to monster anatomy starts to break down. Tails are supposed to help you balance, but that massive thing would just make her fall over backwards.

>> No.13013977

>>13013944

I had an inverse grinch moment when I saw that.
>And my opinion of him shrank three sizes that day

>> No.13013990

>>13013977
>Wake up

>today's gonna be a great da-

> See this
>O-ok

Its ok, I knew I'd get flak for including both.
Kinda can't win with horse pussy

>> No.13013992

>>13013645
>Twins in tandem.
Oh dear.

>> No.13013994

>>13013950
Yes.

>> No.13014002

>>13013990
Your problem was you didn't understand your audience.
>People whole like centaurs despise frontgina
>People who don't just like to use that to tease them
>Plus anybody that even sort of cares about crazy anatomy finds it stupid, especially when you consider the giant bone plate in the horse chest it has to punch through

So the people most likely to be the target for the story are going to be disappointed or angry. And people who don't like centaurs aren't going to be won over. Frontgina is just a no-win idea.

>> No.13014006

>>13013974
>3'
Now we talkin the bulb or the whole tail?

>> No.13014007

>>13014006

Tail before the bulb.

>> No.13014011

>>13014006

Better be the whole telson becuase jesus, a 3' tailpussy would be the size of a big watermelon.

>> No.13014012

>>13013974
>Have manticore gf

>Put Hathor milk down tail as part of poorly thought out revenge plan

>just effects her tail

>After a vigorous milking (hah) you cuddle the squishy new tail pussy

>Its so soft you just can't stop

>Do it so much you stop cuddling her.

>She thinks it's just a phase but you keep doing it ever single night

>Eventually she bash fully asks you to cuddle her instead of the tail, not because she misses cuddling you or anything but because her tail needs a break

>Atleast, that's what she says

>> No.13014021

>>13014012
>Exoskeleton tail
>Soft

Somebody really didn't think this through.

>> No.13014026

>>13014002
Yeah that's probably it.

If I do centaur types again I'll do a scene with the rear one.

This was probably a case of me just misreading them.

I'll try and do better next time

>> No.13014034

>>13014026
>I'll do a scene with the rear one.
I may be misreading you, but it's not about whether someone bangs the front or the back, it's about there being something in the front in the first place.

>> No.13014049

>>13014034
Ah, ok.

May try that in the future then, just back, no front.

With KC clearing that up I can get a little more freedom ( I always operated under the idea they had both)

>> No.13014055

>>13014049
>I always operated under the idea they had both

No way man. Classic, EMG, MGE (prior to KC handwaving), all have just the one in the back. Frontgina is about the same level of retard and taboo as lamiass

>> No.13014059

>>13014055
>lamiass
Or mermaid knees

>> No.13014061

>>13014055
>not liking lamiass

>> No.13014066

>>13014055
Ok, thanks for the talk

I'll keep this in mind for future writing.

Have a nice day anon

>> No.13014068

>>13014049
MGE centaurs always have both. All other centaurs only have horse pussy.

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>>13014055
>Lamiass
I happen to be an assman who likes Lamias, so it's the best of both worlds for me.
Wurms have butts too.

>> No.13014083

>>13013954
>not liking exotic monster girl feet
I came buckets to that salamander footjob picture

>> No.13014084

>>13014055

>EMG

I still don't understand why or how Rachnee has too asses.

>> No.13014095

>>13014075

Lamiass is when they have a vagina in the front and an asshole in the back and you can slip your hand through a gap between them. Impossibru spine and all that nonsense.

Lamiass is not some muscles that look vaguely like an ass under the scales like your pic.

>> No.13014097

>>13014055
>>13014061
>>13014068
>>13014075


Aaaaand confused again.

I guess I may just have to take shots and roll with them.

>> No.13014104
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13014104

>Human woman who pretends to be a monstergirl
>Perhaps is even trans-species
>Succubus offered to turn her into one of the Succubi at one time, but she wants to be a lamia

>> No.13014109

>>13014097
You're the first guy to do a frontgina story among all the centaur stories. That alone should tell you what people generally think about them.

>> No.13014110

>>13014104
She should just pay a Lilim then.

>> No.13014111

>>13014104
Snake ritual or apophis venom

>> No.13014112

>>13014109
Don't most people hate centaurs to begin with?

>> No.13014115

>>13014111

Apophis venom is just an aphrodisiac. A scary ass permanent one, sure, but nothing else.

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>>13014112

Only because they're so insecure about their fetishes that they genuinely think people give a shit what kind of vagina they stick their dick into.

>> No.13014121

>>13014109
Point taken.

Guess I'm gonna stick to the rear one

Sorry if I seem whiny/indecisive centaurs are clearly not my forte

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>>13014112
>People hating Cerea or Nina or that other knight story
>This guy

>> No.13014127

>>13014112

I don't give a shit about centaurs but I love Cerea and Nina.

>> No.13014129

>>13014115
Profile for them states they turn into lamia if human, although if it requires multiple doses or a single dose I am unsure

>> No.13014130

>>13014117
It's not about insecurity, it's about horse vaginas being gross.

>> No.13014132

>>13014127
>>13014127

http://i.imgur.com/WLZcxBc.jpg

I want to hold Cerea's hands

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13014138

>>13014117
>>13014132
What's up with her arms and torso?

>> No.13014144

>>13014138

Crabman anatomy.

>> No.13014145

>>13014138

Crabman syndrome was already setting in. This was only like the Suu chapeter too.

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>> No.13014223

>>13014075

>You there, Golden Boy.

>> No.13014231

>>13013734

I bet Nightmares would be busy being under the employ of richer MGs to manipulate or just look into the dreams of newly acquired husbands.

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The best.

>> No.13014270

>>13014261
hairjob

>> No.13014273

>>13014049
>With KC clearing that up I can get a little more freedom
I just want an excuse to smack you but for fucks sake, Centaurs are one of the oldest fantasy races around. I think it's okay to think for yourself and not cling to some nippon hugbox for validation and permission to visualize something that's been established since forever.

Things like Gandharva or Kikimora that you wouldn't know existed otherwise and can't visualise yourself, okay, take some visual and thematic inspiration, but Centaurs mang. You don't need help understanding what they are.

>> No.13014278

>>13014270

That's Kejourou's job.

>> No.13014286

>>13014278

But they can't give you a snake blowjob.

>> No.13014290

>>13014273
Really can't argue with that.

I was going to reply that I don't like breaking canon but just realized that I've probably broken it a dozen times before so I have no real excuse.

I guess I just like the frontgina because it allows for a few more intimate positions. (Face to face stuff mostly)

Smack away anon.

>> No.13014305

>>13014273
I really prefer the knightly ones to the old drunk assholes that were more like every bad thing ever said about onis and amazons.

>>13014290
You do know that psychologically for a centaur, being unable to hold you with the same intimacy other girls do during sex is much more interesting to explore.

It's one of the reasons Nina is just so lovable.

>> No.13014319

>>13014305
True,

I could have done that route.

I think I may just be shit at writing horse pussy.

I may have to leave them to the pros.


Was fun to write though

>> No.13014320

>>13014278
So just because there's one monster girl that specializes in it, no other is allowed to do it?

>> No.13014363

>>13014319
Not him but you can still write it, you just have to learn about your target audience and what they want to see out of it. A lot of times >horsepussy can start a shistorm, or at least it used to I haven't seen one in a while, but centaur lovers can tell you the things you need to know to write a good centaur story if you still want to give it a shot.

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>>13014290
To be fair I didn't reach
>I always operated under the idea they had both
so maybe you do! KC's the only one I've seen, beyond Okayado with Cerea's weird pregnancy dream, feel a need to change it.

I think mainly the issue was being something I see a lot, found a way to put it into words and suddenly things were said. Basically, MGE shouldn't be the sole source of exposure or inspiration for monster girls and mythology.

The thread gets really ingrained into that state of mind because it's all in short encyclopedia entries with nice art, and the ability to go "KC said" as the final word and no input is attractively easy.

>few more intimate positions. (Face to face stuff mostly)
If horse pussy is the end all magical vice+5 to end all pussy, sex might not last very long anyway.

Either way, you can do all sorts without penetration, there's a whole lot more girl, too and then move in for the kill. If she's not so long, you can generally reach her front, have her laid doubled back or just be okay with focusing on a different part of her in that moment.

>> No.13014376

>>13014320
Monster girl "gimmicks" typically don't overlap in MGE. Tentacle is the only girl that gives tentaclejobs, Kejourou is the only girl that gives hairjobs, Dark Elves are the only ones that do footjobs, etc.

>> No.13014382

>>13014376
Who cares?

>> No.13014386

>>13014376
But that's wrong, what about Kraken for the tentacles, what about vampires and that plant thing for footjobs? You can't say only one monster girl can do one fetish at a time because its just wrong.

>> No.13014387

>>13014373
That picture does illustrate one silly thing about frontgina that was pointed out earlier. It sticks right through the horse sternum where all the muscles for the chest are attached, like ironman having a fleshlight in his chest.

>>13014376
More like they usually say one type of girl is best at something. Never that the fetishes and gimmicks don't overlap.

>> No.13014388

>>13014363
I may have to later.

Don't plan on writing them for a while but if I do I want to be better prepared than what I wrote this time.

Kinda feels like I let folks down but they cant all be winners, just got to shrug it off and learn from it

>>13014373
Yea, maybe I shouldn't just stick to MGE as much as I do.

Thanks for all the feed back, its great to hear

>> No.13014390

>>13014386
>what about Kraken for the tentacles
Non canon doujin.
>what about vampires
Fanart.
>and that plant thing
What plant thing?

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>>13014376
Cheshires = facesitting

>> No.13014404

>>13014376

By your logic yetis are the only monsters that like to cuddle.

>> No.13014405

>>13014376
That's the dumbest thing I heard all day.

>> No.13014408

>>13014390
The one that supposedly specializes in foot stuff, even though its just some ugly ass roots.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mandragora
By your own logic then Dark Elves are not the footjob experts. If you don't want to contradict yourself then you have to admit more than one species can do more than one thing.

>> No.13014410

>>13014400
More like
>You see a shiteating grin above you
>Suddenly a cheshire appears on top of your face
>POMF
>"NI SHI SHI"

>> No.13014413

>>13014410
>"NI SHI SHI"
...hate to admit it, but that's perfect.

>> No.13014414

>>13014404
Cuddling isn't really anything fetishy, while footjobs, hairjobs or tentaclejobs are
>>13014408
Root sucking is very different from footjobs

>> No.13014421

>>13014414
So then Dark Elves are the only ones that can do footjobs? If any other species, regardless if they have human feet or not, tries to do a footjob something completely stops them? No other species with tentacles can put them anywhere near their husbands dicks? No species with hair can let even a strand get on their husbands dick? Because that's what you're saying right now.

>> No.13014422

>>13014414
But anon. Cuddling indicates love.

my fetish is love.

>> No.13014423

>>13014414

Jokes on you cuddling is my fetish.

The only thing that restricts what monsters can do is their husbands desire and what is physically possible.

>> No.13014428

>>13014421
There's nothing STOPPING them, but unless their husband specifically asks for it the thought won't really cross their mind.

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>>13014387
I guess if you move the stomach and stuff around a bit. Like in Cerea's case, aside from being really innocent and easier to show for the moment of humour than a pregnant horse, she'd have to have stuff pushed back and up a bit to make room.

MGE's case, maybe it's like some sort of internal tailpussy that sucks cum through the length of her body. That might be scarier.

>>13014388
>Yea, maybe I shouldn't just stick to MGE as much as I do.
It's what comes up a lot, yeah. It's good for what it is but it's not like you're doing a KC endorsed fanwork or something that will be translated and used in some semblance of official nature. Getting too hung up and dependant on the fine detail of "what KC says" is what causes threads like the Q&A one to burn to the ground when you don't have to be so invested in that world's machinations and stories. Much of which are untranslated anyhow.

Also speaking of horse pussy, I found what I was referring to before. Mostly the last post but hey.

>> No.13014436

>>13014428

Demonic energy son, monsters know what the guy wants without him saying anything.

>> No.13014439

>>13014428
You can't speak for the species as a whole, are you saying that every single monster girl with tentacles, unless they are the actual tentacle, never even think about seeing what a tentacle job is like? Yeah for some of them they might never think about it but you can't say they all wouldn't, and it goes the same for any other fetish.

>> No.13014450

>>13014431

How the fuck is horse pussy appealing?

When that poster was explaining what happens when she orgasms I felt like throwing up.

>> No.13014451

>>13014436
Exactly, so unless he really, really wants a footjob or tentaclejob or whatever they won't bother and just stick to vanilla sex.
>>13014439
Then tell KC to not make every single member of a given species act exactly the same.

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>>13014431
I am disgusted, impressed, and curious.

All at once.

>> No.13014460

>>13014431
The DnD stats at the end got a chuckle out of me.

Yea, I may just need to be looser. Thanks for the feedback.


Well, time to get to work on the next thing.

>> No.13014466

>>13014451
>exactly the same.
Except they don't, and KC has even confirmed that. But don't let me stop you from being hilarious.

>> No.13014469

>>13014466
Individuals differ in appearance but personality traits are shared across species.

>> No.13014470

>>13012524
Will someone send me a link to this fucking comic already

And preferably not on sad panda because I'm too much of a newfag to be part of that secret club

>> No.13014472

>>13014451
>Then tell KC to not make every single member of a given species act exactly the same.
Except they don't you idiot. If you really think that then damn you really need to read more or get some common sense.

>> No.13014474

>>13014469

Dogs and cats have different personalities compared to each other, but not all dogs have the same personality.

>> No.13014476

>>13014431
I remember that thread.
>captainamericawasthereforthatreference.gif

>> No.13014477

>>13014431
Dammit anon I didn't want a boner right now.

>> No.13014478

>>13014469
>personality traits == Everyone is exactly the same.

No keep going, this is gold.

>> No.13014483

>>13014431
Man that was back when Hound only had one waifu, before he became a manslut.

>> No.13014489

>>13014439
>are you saying that every single monster girl with tentacles, unless they are the actual tentacle, never even think about seeing what a tentacle job is like?
Most of them prefer having vanilla sex exactly like humans, so.

>> No.13014490

>>13014450
>>13014452
It's amazing, and also terrifying. Of course you can be liberal with things like that in fiction, and I'd say they were mostly saying that for shock and amusement.

It's like how anal is never messy, and likely not painful or involving generous amounts of lube and pace. Fiction is a balancing act but yeah, no one would hold it against you if she just lost control of her legs and couldn't get up.

>>13014460
Glad this went well, you're welcome!

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13014493

>my face when my deviations from MG norms in my writefagging is going to piss people off

>> No.13014494

I mostly don't find centaurs appealing because I can't think of horses as anything but dirty, smelly things.

Also I prefer biped girls.

>> No.13014495

>>13014493

I know you're expecting this question. What kind of deviations are we talking about here?

>> No.13014497

>>13014495
i hope its a cheshire being completely sane

>> No.13014498

>>13014495

He used futacat for his pic. Who cares? Just ignore him.

>> No.13014500

>>13014493
Fuck off Bob.

>> No.13014503

>>13014490
How painful is anal actually?

>> No.13014505

I want to be bullied by a ghost girl.

>> No.13014507

>>13014503
H-how would any of us here know? W-we're all just straight guys r-right?

>> No.13014510

>>13014493
Fuck off.

>> No.13014513

>>13014498
My my aren't we obstinate.

>> No.13014514

>>13014507

Don't need to be gay to enjoy anal when a girls has tenticals

But seriously it can range from horrible paint to painless, depending on a number of factions.

>> No.13014515

>>13014503
Really depends, intensity and fullness is the kick behind it but women can die from vaginal internal bleeding and it's whatever FATAL circumference smaller.
Things generally better left out of fiction.

>> No.13014519

>>13014514
>horrible paint
>number of factions
Anon go to sleep.

>> No.13014530

>>13014519

I want to but I leaf for work in ten minutes.

>> No.13014531
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13014531

Space mgs when?

>> No.13014535

>>13014530
>leaf for work
Seriously man, you're gonna fall asleep at the wheel. You don't get cute ghost girls in this universe.

>> No.13014539

>>13014531

Months ago. You missed the boat.

>> No.13014547

>>13014535

It's okay, I'll drive with the windows down. The Canadian winter will keep me awake.

I proof read this post.

>> No.13014550

>>13014514
How does anal with tentacles even work? With all those suction cups on there...

>> No.13014551

>>13014436

wasn't that just something that Kikimoras can do? Or are they just more sensitive to it or something?

>> No.13014556

>>13014550

It's not complex. Just jam them in and tickle the prostate.

Tails can also work.

>> No.13014564
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13014564

>>13014550

What you really need to understand before that question is that
>Tentacles are only the two hunter arms with big leaf-shaped pads at the end, everything else is just arms
>Tentacles have hooks in their suction cups

>> No.13014574

>>13014564
I think it's safe to assume that monster girls don't have those.

Would make hugging their husband difficult.

>> No.13014576

>>13014556
But I don't think that they would be smooth enough with all those suckers on there
And imagine if one of them latched on and her tentacle got stuck inside your ass

>> No.13014584

>>13014576

Don't have to go that deep. Though that would be an interesting scenario.

>> No.13014589
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13014589

>>13014574

They have to eat, and that's only two of like ten arms. It's just when you say tentacle, you're saying the hooked abomination.

>> No.13014591

>>13014576
She can probably make her suction cups let go so she could use them to suck on your prostate

>> No.13014596

>>13014589
It's because "arms" would be too ambiguous when it comes to monster girls, since they have normal human arms too. "Sticking an arm up your ass" would just bring fisting to mind, rather than what's actually meant.

>> No.13014599

I just want to make a kuudere jabberwock freak the fuck out because she thinks I'm dating a friend of mine that she doesn't approve of. Is that so wrong?

>> No.13014600

>>13014596

Sucker arm solves that easily.

>> No.13014618

>>13014600
Or better, just don't let her stick anything up your ass.

>> No.13014628

>>13014618
Right? Fucking alps man.

>> No.13014631
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13014631

>>13014599
I want to play hard-to-get with an obsessive Werebat.

>> No.13014634
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13014634

>>13014589

>> No.13014641

>>13014618
True. Besides, it's really an extension of the mollusk foot. Cephalopod means head foot after all. So really it would be getting a foot shoved up your ass.

Oh god, why am I laughing so hard

>> No.13014643

So how would a monster girl like >>13004017 deal with having a husband who's into having his butthole plundered?

>> No.13014647

>>13013734
Every night when I'm cuddling up with her.

>> No.13014652

>>13014643
Train him until he can take her big fluffy fingers.

>> No.13014660

>>13014634
>Making MGE squid girl an octopus girl
>When there already is an MGE octopus girl

I can't be doin' wit this.

>> No.13014663

>>13014643
I think she would lick the butt while cuddling.

>> No.13014667

>>13014643
Look for a place to dump the alp.

>> No.13014674

>>13014660
Only the suckers are like an octopus's for pleasure's sake
Everything else is more squid-like
What, would you WANT those toothed deathtraps all over you?

>> No.13014676

>>13014674
>What, would you WANT those toothed deathtraps all over you?
Why not? She could be a sadist. A little pain during sex is exciting.

>> No.13014677

>>13014643

She wouldn't, because he'd become an Alp, and Monstergirls want husbands, not Alps.

>> No.13014680

>>13014068
>>13014097
>>13014121
Actually KC clarified in a recent Q&A that all MGE Centaurs do not always have Frontgina.

The explanation he gave, after a couple translations and look overs, was basically, "Well, girls like being face-to-face, right? So, I think if a [centaur] girl really had that desire, a second vagina may be born..."

So, optional.
So Average, if you do a proper centaur sex scene, think it'd be with a Nightmare again, or a different kind of centaur?

>> No.13014688

>>13014680

>MGE Centaurs do not always have Frontgina
>Do not always

Wait, frontgina is actually a thing in MGE now?

>> No.13014690

>>13014680
Then why basically state in the profile that they all have it? And I think that wording was meant more as "If they really had that desire, then such a thing happening wouldn't be that implausible".

>> No.13014692

>>13014674

Knigga, it's just the japanese artist being dumb. Only feeding tentacles have major hooks and teeth. Haven't you ever cooked squid? And all suckers, including octopi, have a chitin cuticle. It's just whether it's shaped like a bunch of teeth or hooks or not.

>> No.13014695

>>13014692
>And all suckers, including octopi, have a chitin cuticle. It's just whether it's shaped like a bunch of teeth or hooks or not.
So monster girl tentacles would actually feel super uncomfortable?

>> No.13014702

>>13014695
It means that at best, suckers would be coated with something that would be like a washer-shaped fingernail that would pinch you.

I'm sure some people would be into that.

>> No.13014706

>>13014702
That sounds awful.
Thanks for ruining tentacles for me.

>> No.13014710

>>13014688
It was mentioned in the Vanilla Centaur's MGE-1 Re-written profile, yes.
Yes it's the dumbest thing ever.

>>13014690
Wording aside, the point is it's an optional thing for if the girl really, really desires something fucking weird happening to her body. I don't care if it's just KC reeling back on a thing when he learns people don't like it, I thought frontgina was a shit, so I'll take what I can get that it's not a must-be in the MGE.

>> No.13014711

>>13014688

Has always been if you reread their MGR-approved (tm) profile.

>> No.13014713

>>13014702
Chances are good that monstergirl tentacles are softer than that.

>> No.13014714

>>13014695
>>13014702
It's like getting dozens of hickies all over your body where she grabs you, contrasted with her normal soft humanlike tongue. A lot of people like certain MGs like this for their super-hugs.

>> No.13014716

>>13014713
The mechanism of the suction of the sucker requires it. They don't have some water vascular system like an echinoderm to power it any other way.

>> No.13014718

>>13014714
But imagine how terrible a tentaclejob would feel.
I guess that's why scyllas and krakens aren't mentioned to do those in canon, because they'd feel fucking horrible.

>> No.13014722

>>13014706
Tenacles have always been shit.

>> No.13014723

>>13014718
Fucking the non-sucker sides of the tentacles, wrapped up like a fleshy burrito, could probably be pleasurable. But they might just be special MG-only suckers that have little to do with regular octopi or squids. They're monsters, after all.

>> No.13014725

>>13014723
>Fucking the non-sucker sides of the tentacles, wrapped up like a fleshy burrito, could probably be pleasurable.
Don't octopi have rough skin on that side? You'd be basically grinding your dick against sandpaper.

>> No.13014728

>My dick is diamonds while I write bios for the characters for History's Enthusiasts and work on the next part

I must finish!

>> No.13014729

>>13014725

No. Octopi texture is variable. If you've ever cooked them, the default of their skin is like a thick booger or jelly.

>> No.13014731

>>13014729
That sounds gross and not at all pleasurable.

>> No.13014732
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13014732

If I told you I had evidence the would turn centaur naysayers around would you want to see it? I mean really - would you want to find out that you were aroused by a horse pussy?

>> No.13014735

>>13014731
Squid don't have that thick layer of booger skin though. They're just smooth. I think it has something to do with the octopus camo and variable texture abilities.

>> No.13014739

>>13014735
I dunno, it still seems kind of pointless when you could just stick it in her mouth or pussy, or between her breasts.

>> No.13014740

>>13014732
No because of that one post describing what horse pussy does I would rather not.

>> No.13014742

>>13014728
Ho?

>> No.13014744

>>13014739
It's still a fantasy fetish, so it's perfectly fair to say their tentacles can work in some way to be pleasurable.

>> No.13014747

Find me a better mg story than the Tiny Swordsman. Pro-tip: you can't
http://pastebin.com/u/StyxxnStones

>> No.13014749

>>13014739
I'm not advocating it. Just offering facts. Feels like I'm the only one here who was taught how to make delicious stuffed squid and octopus stew.

>> No.13014753

>>13014728
more glorious anubis
i cant yes any harder

>> No.13014754

>>13014744
I think that little love pinches probably are pleasurable to almost any light masochist or sub.

>> No.13014755

>>13014740
I wasn't referring to that post tbh. It's
A video
and 3D
And I'm so ashamed of how much it made me cum
horse pussy sounds like a fucking pool

>> No.13014760

>>13014747
I never knew it existed.

>> No.13014761

>>13014755

If you're going to do it, just do it. I'm hungry and want to see what the fuss is about before a shitstorm starts or it gets deleted while I'm gone.

>> No.13014762

>>13014680
Most likely a different one

>> No.13014763

>>13014753
>He thinks the next part will be about Anubis

Poor Anon..

>> No.13014768

>>13014763
fuck

>> No.13014770

>>13014755
Fuck it just post the fucking thing.

I'm too tired to care.

>> No.13014771

>>13014760
That's because you browse this shithole circlrjerk on this shithole website instead of the superior shithole circlejerk on the superior shithole website

>> No.13014773

>>13013151
>>13013154
Bueno.

>> No.13014778

>>13014771
The IRC?

>> No.13014779

>>13014755

>3D

This better not be bestiality you fucking horse fucker

>> No.13014782

>>13014778
He's probably taking about 9 - 1chan

No goddamn way am I going there.

>> No.13014784

>>13013578
Swamp gas girl?

>> No.13014788

>>13014755

>Video
>3D
>Involves horse pussy

Something doesn't sound right.

>>13014784

Ancient Wisp Girl

>> No.13014799

>>13013815
I wonder if that guy has seen this.

>> No.13014801

>>13014761
>>13014770
http://bestialityvideo.us/285181410-White-Mare.html

>> No.13014803

>>13014779
>>13014788
I'm so sorry

>> No.13014809

>>13014801
>bestiality

Nope.

>> No.13014811

>>13014801
I FUCKING KNEW IT

I'm going to bed, fuck this.

>> No.13014816

>>13014801
>>>/mlp/

>> No.13014821

>>13014803
It's okay
I stumbled upon site fulled with zooporn and fapped to it few times
Feels good
Horse pussy

>> No.13014826
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13014826

>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who wouldn't touch fluffy tail

>> No.13014828
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13014828

>>13014801
HORSE PUSSY
O
R
S
E

>> No.13014829

>>13014117
>not wanting to commit bestiality makes one insecure

Zoophiles...

>> No.13014830

>>13014801
>>13014803

...Oh.

This is... well, this is...

[worry.jpg]

>> No.13014835

>>13014826
What are you gonna do about it?

>> No.13014836

>>13014816
I swear it's the only vid like this that's ever turned me on. It's just so white and juicy and it looks just like a plump human pussy. pls don't condemn to my little pony pls

>> No.13014842

>>13014836
>>>/mlp/

>>>/k/illyourself

>> No.13014844

>>13014826
I'd ruffle a fluffy tail until it was a mess and filled with so much static it put a humid summer day in the south to shame.

>> No.13014854

>>13014836
>Whatdidyouexpect.jpg

>> No.13014856

>>13014801
>all videos are either horses or dogs
I want some pigs, just like in my chinese cartoons

>> No.13014858

>>13014821
>>13014836
Fuck off.

>> No.13014862

>>13014732
I do.

>> No.13014865

So now we can finally agree that Cerea is best girl

>> No.13014868

>>13014865
No.

>> No.13014873

>>13014865
Other than the fact that a steaming pile of shit is better than her, yes. If every other girl is dead she might qualify.

>> No.13014880
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13014880

>>13014858
There is nothing wrong with horse pussy

>> No.13014885
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13014885

>>13014112
I hate vanilla centaur's from their profile, but unicorn and nightmare are allright. What I hate is HORSE PUSSY.

Nothing wrong with this filly though.

Nothing at all
http://imgur.com/sNdbvb1

>> No.13014886

>>13014880
>green centaur
I'm ok with this

>> No.13014889

>>13014744
But if it doesn't feel as good as just plain old sex, why bother?
>>13014754
>pinches on your dick
>pleasurable

>> No.13014895

>>13014885
That's not a monster girl.

>> No.13014898

>>13014885
>vanilla centaur
What?

>> No.13014902

>>13014801
Why does it make those noises

>> No.13014906

>>13014826
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that would sully fluffy tail with their disgusting human hands

>> No.13014915

>>13014902
Because it loves you
You should try it too

>> No.13014916
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13014916

>Cold, wet fishpussy
>Loose, hot horsepussy

Make your choice.

>> No.13014918

HAHAHAHAHA!

YOU FUCKING FAGS! KEEP ENCOURAGING THE HORSEFUCKERS!

>> No.13014919

>>13014902
it's enjoying itself

>> No.13014921

>>13014916
>loose
>>13014918
K

>> No.13014923

>>13014916
I sit alone and cry about no vampire gf

>> No.13014924

>>13014916
Neither.

Cheshire gf way better.

>> No.13014927

>>13014918
>ALL CAPS, BECAUSE I NEED ATTENTION.
Oh yeah, look at all this support they are getting...

>> No.13014929

>>13014895
It's a centaur girl.

>>13014898
Centaur, from MGE, they're proud, can't handle their liquor, and should they think you did something to them, they'll try to force you to take responsibility for their HORSE PUSSY.

>> No.13014935

>>13014929
>centaur
>literally just horse ears
>probably has human ears too
No, its not a monster girl.

>> No.13014936

>>13014927
The point

Your Head

>> No.13014937

>>13014935
She has a tail too. She's a monster girl.

>> No.13014940

>>13014935
Horse ears and tail. What are elves but humans with pointier ears? You gonna bitch about Damphir too? Tell it to someone who cares.

>> No.13014944

>>13014936
>Implying you had one.

>> No.13014945

>>13014747
This is really edgy.

>> No.13014949

>>13014944
Sure kid, whatever you say.

>> No.13014950

>>13014937
>>13014940
I kinda want to claim samefag but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. In case neither of you were around, elves are demi-humans which is why there are still male elves, same goes for dwarves. All that girl up there has is ears and a tail, no magical powers or super strength or anything, she might as well just be a human.

>> No.13014954

>>13014945
good meme

>> No.13014956

>>13014950
>no magical powers or super strength or anything
How do you know?

>> No.13014958

>>13014935
Just like succubi, kitsune and yeti

>> No.13014959

>>13014949
>Look how cool I am, calling other people "kid".
Amazing.

>> No.13014960

>>13014954
No anon, it's genuinely edgy.

>> No.13014962

Pls...no bully or shitposting

>> No.13014963

>>13014960
But it's not

>> No.13014964

>>13014962
Too late.

>> No.13014967

>>13014886
You missed the horn.

>> No.13014968

>>13014950
>no magical powers or super strength or anything

Kind of like a werecat or a dormouse?

>muh 90% mounstrous girls
>muh correct definitions on what makes a monstergirl

Fuck off.

>> No.13014973

>>13014950
>she might as well just be a human.
"Might as well be" isn't the same as "is".

>> No.13014974

>>13014959
>mouthing off without knowing people's motives
>not a kid

>> No.13014978

>>13014968
>there is nothing between 5% and 90%

>dormouse
>no magical powers
>ignoring that werecat and dormouse also have non-human features on their arms and legs

>> No.13014981

>>13014974
Keep digging mate.

>> No.13014986

>>13014856
>>13014836

Guys, please.

>> No.13014988

>>13014978
>werecat and dormouse also have non-human features on their arms and legs
Who actually gives a shit about those? People will be looking at the sexy human features, not the weird paws or whatever.

>> No.13014994

>>13014978
Why are you trying to pick a fight? We gonna have to run MGs by you before we can post them, to see if they measure up to your made up standards? If it's abhuman, it's a monstergirl. Are you one of the "cosplay" fags?

>> No.13014999

>>13014981
Okay, kid.

>> No.13015003

>>13014986
Is it so wrong I want to see girl being fucked by pig IRL?

>> No.13015006

>>13014988
What if I like the human bits, AND the weird bits?

>> No.13015009

>>13014994
So what, you can just stick a pair of cat ears on anything and call it a monster girl?

>> No.13015011

>>13015003
Yes now fuck off.

>> No.13015012

>>13015006

Stop enjoying things.

>> No.13015014

>>13014999
Come back when you can tie your own shoelaces.

>> No.13015015

>>13015006
Liking them for adding something exotic to the whole is fine. As long as you're not turned on by them specifically.

>> No.13015016

>>13015003
>>>/b/
>>>/out/

>> No.13015017

>>13015014
Sure thing kiddo.

>> No.13015024

>>13015015
>As long as you're not turned on by them specifically.
Fuck you, I find them charming, normie.

>> No.13015029

>>13015009
Pretty much yeah, as long as they're part of the body.

Did you forget that damphir exists? Since, your complaint seems to stem from thinking that centaur girl is not monstrous enough.

>> No.13015031

>>13015024
Again, if you think the non human bits make the whole look cuter, that's cool. If your eyes are drawn to them every time you look at her and they make your dick twitch, then we have a problem.

>> No.13015032

>Come into a monster girl thread
>And bitch about monster girls' non-human traits

O-okay...

>> No.13015033

>>13015017
Such wit.

>> No.13015038

>>13015032
Welcome to hell, you're here forever. And no we don't have demon monster girls.

>> No.13015039

>>13015033
Why thank you my precocious little tyke.

>> No.13015041

>>13015031
> If your eyes are drawn to them every time you look at her and they make your dick twitch, then we have a problem.
I appreciate her design as a whole, and naturally, my dick does too.

>> No.13015042

>>13015031
>Being so insecure about definition and fetishes that you project your bullshit opinion onto others
http://i.imgur.com/2XQIaFA.jpg
Just fuck off.

>> No.13015043

>>13015038
What do you have?

>> No.13015044

>>13015031
>we have a problem
Fuck you, chad. Monstergirls aren't horrifying enough to get me erect.

Bring out the shoggoths!

>> No.13015045

>>13015039
Keep trying, you'll get there someday.

>> No.13015046

>>13015041
That's fine, being aroused by the whole is totally okay.
What's not okay is being turned on by the animal parts specifically.
>>13015042
Go away, animal fucker.

>> No.13015047

>>13014762
Well okay then...

>> No.13015048

Amazon-chan loves you!

>> No.13015049

>>13015031

Not him but I want a lamia to coil around me. I want to gently touch the fluff inside a kitsune's ears and make them twitch. I want an ushi to leglock me with all of her legs.

>> No.13015051

>>13015042
>http://i.imgur.com/2XQIaFA.jpg
Not him, but I disagree.

Seeing the horsefuckers out and about kind of reinforces his stance.

>> No.13015052

>>13014763
>>13014768
I know anon.
I'm disappointed too.

>> No.13015056

We're in a 3-thread long shitposting hotstreak, if we don't stop soon we're gonna end up unlocking a Tactical Nuke or something and Janitor is the one who's gonna launch it.

inb4 >CoD

>> No.13015058

>>13014801
>>13014803
Well, thank you for making people who like centaurs look worse than furries.

No, really, thanks. I mean it. Sincerely. Totally. You dun fucked up.

>> No.13015060

>>13015048
No thank you.

>> No.13015061

>>13015048
I wish she got more art.

Along with the Werebat, Ghoul, Damphir, Vampire, Khepri, Spinx, et cetera, et cetera.

>> No.13015063

>>13015043

Eternal torment and musical numbers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmKnPf3mLQI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z_zqOu5WB4

>> No.13015064

>>13015043
Fire. And whatever alcohol you hate the most.

>> No.13015066

>>13015048

Would a haughty, serious Amazon blush profusely upon getting headpats?

>> No.13015067

>>13015003
It's not as good as hentai makes it look.

>> No.13015072

>>13015060
>tfw unrequited love

Amazon life is a hard life

>> No.13015073

>>13015061
sphinx*

>> No.13015075

>>13015045
Of course, my beautiful toddler.

>> No.13015077

>>13015061
Sphinx actually got some more art just yesterday.

It was Yuri with Anubis.
Unfortunately even if you're a yurifag, the artwork was shit anyway.

>> No.13015080

>>13015067
Nothing is. We have the saying 2D > 3D for a reason.

>> No.13015083

>>13015049
Okay.
But do you find the snake tail, fox ears or spider legs sexy? Of course you don't.

>> No.13015085

>>13015063
>musicals

Time to take over hell.

>>13015064
It's possible to hate alcohol?

>> No.13015088

>>13015048
If she's willing to become a Hathorite I'll marry her right now.

>> No.13015089

>>13015072
Good

They don't deserve love.

>> No.13015092

>>13015066
>Implying she wouldn't balk at your weird, human traditions

In private she'd blush and try to headpat herself, but find that it's not the same.

>> No.13015094

>>13015085
I hate alcohol in general.

>> No.13015095

>>13015083
I do, normie.

>> No.13015096

>>13015085
>It's possible to hate alcohol?
When you're not an alcoholic yes.

>> No.13015099

>>13015095
Then fuck off to furaffinity or something.

>> No.13015100

>>13015077
link?

>> No.13015102

>>13015096
Am I an alcoholic if I only get drunk once a year?

>>13015094
I don't like you.

>> No.13015103

>>13015096

This. Peppermint schnaps taste like mouthwash.

>> No.13015106

>>13015102
My dad was an abusive alcoholic, I associate alcohol with nothing but unpleasant memories

>> No.13015107

>>13015083

I can see where you're coming from but please don't speak for me. I like what I like and to me that's all that matters.

>> No.13015108

>>13015102
You wouldn't like me either. Alcohol tastes like piss, I've tried several different kinds and they all suck. Plus one of my parents has a very addictive personality so I've sworn of alcohol all together just in case.

>> No.13015111

>>13015099
You have only been here for less than a year, haven't you?

>> No.13015115

>>13015099
Newfag pls go.

>> No.13015116

>>13015108
>Pure alcohol having any inherent taste besides burning

Tell us another one.

>> No.13015121

>>13015108

I don't drink either. It's not a moral thing and I'm cool with people drinking, I just don't like the taste of any liquor I've ever had. Coffee, water and teas for me.

>> No.13015123

>>13015111
>>13015115
>animals bits
>sexy

Anon...

>> No.13015124

>>13015116
>implying it was pure alcohol
Several different kinds means several different kinds of beer and wine and shit. They all suck.

>> No.13015125

>>13015108
Keep drinking milk then I guess.

>> No.13015128

>>13015121

>Not putting brandy in your coffee
>Not putting rum and honey in your tea

>> No.13015129

>>13015125
How'd you know I'm a Hathorite?

>> No.13015130

>>13015121
Long Island Iced Tea?

>> No.13015132

>>13015123
Look, we get fags like you every once in a while, and the answer will always be the same:

>>>/out/

>> No.13015133

>>13015128
>being an alcoholic.

>> No.13015134

>>13015129
Such is the power of alcohol.

>> No.13015136

>>13015124
Bud, that's like trying a pepsi and a root beer and deciding all sodas suck.

>> No.13015137

>>13015129
Remember to give your waifu her Hathor Milk.

She can't get HEALTHY without it!

>> No.13015138

>>13015067
L-link?

>> No.13015139

>>13015124
Then stick to sweet drinks. You'd really turn down a margarita from the Dhampir at the end of the bar?

>> No.13015142

>>13015132
Yeah, I'm not him, but if you're here primarily for the monster bits, my friend, you're doing it wrong.

>> No.13015143

>>13015137
>>13015139
I'm sure the drinks that are intentionally made to taste good, taste good. If you completely get rid of the alcohol taste and make it taste like candy or something then yeah I'd probably like it. But that's what made both of my parents alcoholics for a while so I'm not gonna take the chance.
>implying I'd ever be in a bar
If she really wants me she can come to church with me.
>>13015137
Every morning for the rest of our lives.

>> No.13015144

>>13015092

>"You, human. Yes, you."
>"You're the one who touched my head earlier, are you now?"
>"No, I don't want to hear your apologies again."
>"I wish to know what is the purpose of this so called... "headpatting"... behavior..."
>"Just answer my question, human."
>"Oh... I-I see... so it serves the purpose of... increasing one's moral... correct...?"
>"I have one more... r-request, human..."
>"I... I want you to... demonstrate it again... on me."
>"Y-You heard me. I wish to fully comprehend your unnatural customs, and if I want that to happen, I must experience them myself."
>"..."
>"N-No, I'm fine. Please, do not loo-- m-mind me, just... go on... d-don't stop, please..."
>"M-My cheeks are not red, human! S-Stop making shameful a-assumptions!"

>> No.13015145

>>13015100
The artwork is pretty shit man, but if you insist.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=48606155
4 different yuri couples. I want to like it, but man, dat shit art.

>> No.13015147

>>13015133

>Not enjoying the extra warmth on cold days
But seriously, give it a try sometime. That little caramel kick a dash of good spiced rum gives to tea is divine.

>> No.13015152

>>13015142
>Implying.

>> No.13015156

>>13015145
>artist's name is Yuck
Oh come on, that's just too easy.

>> No.13015157

>>13015143
>alcohol taste

The point is there is no such thing as alcohol taste. There's just the taste of whatever it was processed as.

Whiskey tastes like whiskey
Beer tastes like beer
Wine tastes like wine
Cocktails taste like cocktails

They don't have some magic alcohol taste in common, just their own flavors and the burn.

>> No.13015159

>>13015143
Carry on true believer.

Now if you will excuse me, I need to go swap all the milk in an amazon's house with Hathor's Milk

>> No.13015164

>>13015143
>church

Wow, you sure know how to show a girl a good time.

>> No.13015165

>>13015144
10/10. would let her take me out to dinner.

>> No.13015168

>>13015145
>yuri
YES
E
S

>> No.13015170

>>13015144
Wonderful.

>> No.13015171

>>13015143
>church
No wonder you're so boring.

>> No.13015172

>>13015145
>Selkie
>My disguise is working, she seems to think I'm a cuddly seal
Cute.

>> No.13015173

>>13015152
Then I must agree with him. Partly.

>> No.13015174

>>13015144
I would pat her head and ruffle her hair.

>> No.13015176

>>13015145
>>13015168
>/u/

>> No.13015177

>>13015159
Good man.
>>13015164
>>13015171
>Church
>In monster girl land
You guys go drown your depression while killing your liver while I cuddlefuck healthy women.

>> No.13015179

>>13015145
>>13015168
>>>/u/

>> No.13015182

>>13015157
All of the stuff I've tried tastes exactly the same.

>> No.13015183

>>13015173
I don't give a damn, as long as you people shut your mouth about it.

>> No.13015186

>>13015182
Then your tastebuds are dead, or you think the taste of yeast is the taste of alcohol.

>> No.13015192

>>13015186
I know what yeast tastes like, and its not that.

>> No.13015193

>>13015183
It doesn't work that way you little shit.

Are you nightmare guy?

>> No.13015194

>>13015179
Please stop this silly shit.

>> No.13015196

>>13015177
I thought the church of Hathor wasn't lewd?

>> No.13015198

>>13015193
No seriously, stop shitposting, or get out.

Even retards like you should be able to comprehend that.

>> No.13015200

>>13015194
Yuri is not welcome here, you should know this.

>> No.13015201

>>13015196
It's just lewd in other ways anon.

Healthy, loving ways.

Embrace the soft.

Cuddle the soft.

>> No.13015203

>>13015194
He's right though. Yuri is /u/ and not part of these threads. Always has been. And it was even done nicely, without a "Fuck off" in sight.

>> No.13015208

>>13015198
Calm your tits.

>get out

No. And if you think the focus of MGs are the animal bits well anon you may as well be a wurm.

>> No.13015209

>>13015196
>church for monster girls and humans
>not lewd
Ha! Its plenty lewd, but loving healthy vanilla motherly ara ara lewd, and all other things like that.

>> No.13015210

>>13015201

I'm too pissed to touch the cow right now.

>> No.13015212

>>13015210
Then just lay back and let the cow touch you.

>> No.13015216

>>13015208
Except no one said it was.

Go beat up your imaginary opponents somwhere else.

>> No.13015218

>>13015200
>>13015203
>Monstergirls looking at each other and possibly touching each other makes it unfit for these threads

What...

>> No.13015224

>>13015212
Touch the human
Do it now

>> No.13015225

>>13015198
Nurturing an attitude that the animal bits are the sexy part of the monstergirls leads to >>13014801

>> No.13015226

>>13015218
They're not looking at anon's dick so they're not welcome.

>> No.13015229

>>13015218

You got 2 boards to post yuri monstergirls. Two boards.

We don't want it here.

>> No.13015233

>>13015225
>Strawman + slippery slope fallacy.
This is getting sad.

>> No.13015235

>>13015218
>Creatures whose entire existence revolves around the desire to breed with men
>Fitting in as lesbians

You need to take a long look at what monstergirls are. Regardless, how new can you possibly be that you think yuri is allowed here?

>> No.13015236

>>13015218
Don't play dumb. Keep it hetero or get the fuck out.

>> No.13015238

>>13015159
>Anon replaces milk in her house

>Three days later an amazon, breasts straining her t-shirt with a bubble but and wide hips breaks into his house.

>"YOU!" She screams, pouncing on him and pining him to the bed. "How dare you do this to a warrior like myself?"

>"Mam I don't know wh-"

>"I used to have a six pack!" she screams, lifting her shirt and revealing a belly with a tiny bit of pudge. "Does this look like a six pack to you?"

>Shoves anons face into her tummy before riding him all night.

>> No.13015241

>>13015233
The proof is in the puddin, horse fuckers are always going around saying there's nothing wrong with fucking horse pussy, and now they're linking bestiality and talking about it. The facts stand against you.

>> No.13015246

>>13015238
>Implying she can't just turn that tummy into a softer six-pack with the right regiment.

>> No.13015249

>>13015216

>>13015241

>> No.13015252

>>13015241
Not gonna say it again.
>>>/out/

>> No.13015256

>>13015238
Mission Success.

>> No.13015257

>>13015238
I'm confused.

>> No.13015258

>>13015246
>regiment
>instead of regimen

I'm not even robot poster identifier anon but you need to learn the word regimen. This is like the third time you've done this in the last week.

>> No.13015263

>>13015252

Seeing as how I just shut you down, nah.

>> No.13015265

>>13015258
I'm tired.

>> No.13015268

>>13015238

>Break into someone's house
>Grab him, take him to his bed
>Shout angrily at him
>Have sex

Is she pissed or is this just your usual porn movie "story"?

>> No.13015270

>>13015246
I'm sure she'd realize that after hate-fucking that anon's bed through the ground.

She may even keep him, he did manage to sneak into her house after all and milk is a good source of protein.

Perfect for those after workout recovery drink.

>>13015257
Don't replace all an amazon's milk with Hathor milk or she will hunt you down and hatesex you into the earth.

>> No.13015271

>>13015235
>existence revolves around the desire to breed with men
>People actually believe this
Nothing to do with yuri, just generally fucking stupid. I'm sorry you need someone else to think for you, but then I guess that's the attraction of MGE.

>> No.13015273

>>13015268

I'm a gonna go with option B.

>> No.13015275

>>13015263
>Not achieving anything
>Claiming victory
Here's your reply.

>> No.13015278

>>13015270
>Don't replace all an amazon's milk with Hathor milk or she will hunt you down and hatesex you into the earth.

Man deep in thought.jpg

>> No.13015283

>>13015271
>Implying these threads aren't primarily MGE-based
Yeah, you just keep being all independent and imaginative or whatever word you're using to replace retarded nowadays.

>> No.13015287

>>13015275
Fine' I'll say it in plain English; there are animal fuckers here who think they are in good company, they're not, but those like you encourage them. Despite what others may think, we are not zoophiles or furries. Don't sexualize the animal bits. Horse pussy is gross.

>> No.13015288

>>13015278

>Amazon milk makes you swole
>Hathor milk makes you "healthy"

>> No.13015290

>>13015271
Not even.

The point of the MGE is to inspire imagination and lewd fantasy. And yet people try and use it as an iron-clad rule book. Thus why there are so many arguments and shitstorms around here.

Regardless of whether you're for or against yuri, the stuff that made it come up a moment ago is shit anyway, so let's just stop talking about it.

>> No.13015291

>>13015268
Angry sex.
>>13015270
>Don't replace all an amazon's milk with Hathor milk or she will hunt you down and hatesex you into the earth.
But that sounds like a reward.

>> No.13015292

>>13015287
See >>13015216 , again.

>> No.13015293

>>13015278
In my book, worth it.

Totally worth it.

>> No.13015294

>>13015288
That seems like something Mino milk would do.

>> No.13015295

>>13015287
>people don't agree with me, mommy!
>accuse them of beastiality then, Timmy. I'm sure that will work in a community based on MONSTER girls.

wut

>> No.13015296

>>13015294

Nah, Mino milk just makes you angrier.

>> No.13015297

>>13015287
What animal bits? I don't see any animal bits. Just monster girl bits. And all monster girl bits are good.

That discrepancy aside, I do agree with you.
I want animal fuckers gone.

>> No.13015300

>>13015291
>Reward

Only if you want a soft amazon with a great bosom and plush rear to ride you like there's no tomorrow.

which I totally do.

>> No.13015303

>>13015294
I actually vaguely remember some people here having a conversation that Minotaur milk is like the revers of Holstaur milk, its like a protein shake and helps you get swole, or something to that effect.
>>13015300
Exactly, I might have to do it to multiple houses.

>> No.13015310

>>13015303

Holstaurs are nothing but tame minotaurs. Hostaur milk is basically Mino milk +1

>> No.13015312

>>13015303
Hello, Gary the the Dairy Fairy.

>> No.13015314

>>13015292
>>13015295
See
>>13014801
>>13014821
>>13014836
>>13014856
>>13014880

Whatever you say dudes.

>> No.13015320

>>13015225
What if you think they're A sexy part of monster girls, but not THE sexy part?

>> No.13015324

>>13015310
I want to try both of their milk, maybe at the same time.
>>13015312
I don't like that name, but I do like milk.

>> No.13015325

>>13015303
>Multiple Houses

>A group of five amazons are trying to break into anons house separately.

>All meet in his living room and notice each other, all with varying levels of health going to different areas.

>"Got you too?" They all say at once before breaking into his bed room.

>> No.13015326

>>13015320
Not him, but like I said, don't think of them as "Human Bits" and "Animal Bits", just everything as "Monster Girl Bits".

That's my policy anyway.

>> No.13015330

>>13015314
You're too new for this argument. Lurk for about a month.

>> No.13015332

>>13015238
Worth it.

And i'll happily do it again.
She's going to get HEALTHY whetever she likes it or not.

>> No.13015334

>>13015314
Ok, you're too stupid to read, I get it.
Could've said so from the beginning.

>> No.13015335

>>13015326

Finally! Somebody with some goddamn sense!

>> No.13015336

If we're going to introduce a "no sexualizing monster bits" rule we'd have to throw out the entirety of MGE, because MGE sexualizes the fuck out of monster bits

>> No.13015340

>>13015325
>Anon is laying on his bed already naked with a shit eating grin

>> No.13015341

>>13015336
I'd be okay with that. MGE is shit anyway.

>> No.13015343

>>13015336
Nah, some angry autist is trying to enforce it.

>> No.13015344

>>13015332
>anon keeps doing this to her and she keeps breaking back into his house each time, a little healthier than before.

>Anon wakes up one morning to see her stuck in his window frame, hips too wide to fit into the frame.

>She's red-faced and pouting, unwilling to ask him for help.

>> No.13015345

>>13015341
Good thing no one asked you then.

>> No.13015352

>>13015320
You take in the whole, that's fine. I say again, I'm not even the other guy, the one who would probably find it gross to nibble on a fox girl's ears or something. Or the one who said no to pawjobs.

>> No.13015358

>>13015343
He's been doing so for months now. You'd think he'd get the message.

>> No.13015363

>>13015287
Don't you ever get tired of trying to push your asinine opinions on people?

>> No.13015368

>>13015336
No it doesn't. Maybe in mandragora's case but other than that? Not really.

>> No.13015375

Doesn't ruling out fucking monster girls who have monstrous vaginas rule out... half of them? And then there are some like Lamia that can go either way depending on what you're reading

>> No.13015381

>>13015330
>>13015334
Whatever you say.

>> No.13015382

>>13015352
Well yeah, I don't think anybody here ONLY likes the monster bits.
But condemning someone for being turned on by a monster girl's soft paws or big meaty claws or her tail or whatever as well as her human portions seems kind of silly.

>> No.13015383

>>13015344
Time to roughly fuck her from behind while she's stuck. Then tenderly kiss her and let her out.

>> No.13015386

>>13015375
Don't forget that rule makes manticores just normal girls, since you wouldn't get delightful tailpussy.

>> No.13015388

>>13015375
They all have human vaginas, what are you on about?

>> No.13015389

>>13015383
Truely you are a worthy worshiper of hathor.

Just remember to take responsibility

>> No.13015390

>>13015375
There are also Elementals and Slimes to account for.

>> No.13015396

>>13015368
Demonic energy literally makes you sexualize the monster bits, even if you hate them at first you'll eventually start finding them "beautifully lewd" and "unbearably sweet".

>> No.13015403

>>13015375
Why do you even humour this idea? Let the autists cry, who cares?

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