/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I hate you. I do.

Guatemala, by the way.

10/10.
I don't even want to know why did I rage.

I'm 120 kilometers away from you and I'm going to break into your house and kick in all your teeth in one hour.

Quebec. The only part of Canada that's actually Canadian.

Surely your job is done?
People fly into a fit at the mere sight of your name.
Isn't it time to hang up the old coat?

>>1298907
>/jp/er
>break into house
>kick in all your teeth
I lol'd. Nobody here can break in to a house, let alone kick someone's teeth in. We're all 300lb overweight cheeto swallowing neckbeards.

>>1298911

I dislike Cheetos

>>1298909
I'm gonna miss Waruteru-chan, though. It's like ending Final Fantasy X.

Alas, trolling with Waruteru-chan is getting too easy.

I'll only use him once a month from now on. Keep his potency. My rage-inducing missles.

>>1298893
Oh Walter, your trolling is fresh and inspired.

>>1298911
I shave though.

>>1298909
He's guririn#colourbrigade

work is never done

>>1298919
Margaret!

fuck off walter

>>1298919
I found this one in a ball of tin foil at the back of my thumb drive. It was smelly, so I thought, "Hey, /jp/ hasn't seen Walter-chan in a while, so maybe he can go over and offer them a gift of ragebait!"

No matter how many times /jp/ changes the lock, I will still get the key.

i come from illinois, though i currently live in beijing

>HEY BABY QUE PASO
NO.

>>1298912
>>1298920
ITT we lie

We're all from Japan, silly!

>>1298936
Oh, I thought /jp/ would be blocked by the Chinese police.

ARE YOU A JOURNALIST?!

>>1298947
No, he's the KGB.
Walter, you're under arrest.

>>1298947
Anon can't reply to you, he's already been taken away by the secret police.

im from hawaii too. dont bother raging, there's nothing there anyway.

>>1298952
You can't arrest a fellow KGB officer, comrade!

>>1298957
Call NSA, there is filthy commie spy scum in our land!

>>1298911
300lbs of fat running into a door might be able to breach it. The only problem is that "running" part.

>>1298927
Why would you mention this?

beijing anon here

i was quite surprised that china doesn't have 4chan blocked. i'm waiting for the day that i get a 404 error when trying to access it. hopefully by then i'll stateside again when that day does come.

then again, china has become a pretty nice place to live, everything is dirt cheap and it feels more and more like america every day.

Testing.

Western Australia

>>1299031
Enjoy your pandemics.

>>1299031

403'd, you mean.

>>1299031
>feels more and more like america every day
In a good way, bad way, or both ways?

And do you speak Mandarin?

And another question. How do they treat foreigners? Any "NO AMERICANS WELCOME" or things of that sort?

>>1299038
>>1299031
/jp/ - China/General

Not that I'm not interested. Carry on, beijing anon.

>>1299037
What sites do they usually block in China?

>>1299044
Anything containing nipaa.

>>1299046
That's horrible....

>>1299031
Shanghai anon here, you having difficulty attaching images to posts?

Provo Utah, I'm /jp/'s resident mormon

>>1299115
nope, i can attach stuff just fine. here the view from my window

>>1299151
ITT:xSpiderZ Xpertz.

Manchester, but I live in London.

>>1299151
Must be a Shanghai problem then, both my home ISP and even Fudan University's internet times out on me when I try to attach an image.

Anyway, you look like you live on the northwest 5th ring or something.

german anon here
errr...
yeah
end of transmission

>>1299038
everything is just so westernized here in beijing, i just had pizza and beer for dinner. it feels so familiar to me at times if people weren't speaking chinese around me i'd almost forget i wasn't home.

i speak enough mandarin to get around

also no, i haven't encountered the no foreigner complex that seemed to pleage kyoto when i lived there for a short time.

>>1299172
Hey, welcome to my world of RAGE, I'm from UK, and I have the same issue countless of times, specially with .gifs.

>>1299172

>>1299172 here. So you're not Chinese. I think from your >>1299151 picture you must either be studying Chinese in BLCU or some masteral/doctoral in PKU
?

born in new york. live in georgia.
family is jamaican.

>>1299209
I meant
>>1299193

>>1299198
Anyone else in your area having the same issue? Have you tried with a different ISP? Here even in Internet Cafes it still gives me headaches.

>>1299213

nigger nigger nigger

>>1299227
i'm living at bei wai actually

>>1299239
Figures, with all those nearby hills. And the lack of flags. Also, is that a JUNIOR HIGH GYM in your pic? If you're lucky, the students there might wear some sort of sailor uniform (i.e. has red ties) during summers.

Anyway, at least you only get to deal with sandy wind from the desert and not the (overrated) smog. Too bad the start of snow in winter doesn't stop the sandy wind sometimes. Sucks when it happens.

What are you guys doing in China? Why aren't you grabbing a plane ticket to Japan and load up with loli doujins and VNs?

>>1299292
internet connection

>>1299292
We do go to Japan to get all the good /jp/ stuffs. And then we come back to China because the living standard here is cheaper. Win-win.

Tok- I mean Japan is just a big shopping mall.

>>1299315
That is a very interesting approach to life. Did you go to China on your account or did your company send you there?

>>1299410
I am
>>1299115

China-born-China-based-Chinese-C-C-COMBO