/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I didn't say it at the beginning of the year so now my whole year will be shitty so what's the point? Thank you anyways.

Fuck off tewi

>>12981630

You can still salvage it by saying at the start of every year.

>>12981637

I mean month.

>>12981601
This is actually suffocatingly hot. Don't do this, especially not with Tewi's thighs.

Are you feeling lucky this month, /jp/?

>>12981663
Oh no, I've been tricked

I did it.

Rabbit Rabbit.

I have to move out of my apartment since my brother stopped working and is not paying his part for the last year.

I have to explain why i am moving to the landlord,
I need some Tewi luck

>>12983788

Why would you have to explain to your landlord why you're moving out? Can't you just say 'I'm moving out, goodbye'?

I didn't see this thread in time! I forgot. I didn't even know it was the first.

I forgot to say rabbit rabbit when I woke up because my cat was meowing extremely loud for food so I ended up saying "SHUT THE FUCK UP" instead
forgive me tewi ;_;

>>12983858
>>12983867
It's Valentines in two weeks, and there's no way in hell that you two are going to hit it off with a girl by then. Why don't you offer her a tribute for Valentines? If you're lucky she might forgive you, and give you good luck for the rest of the month.

>>12983874
It's fine, I'm incapable of love anyway. And onaholes are enough for sexual gratification.

>>12983814
You are right. I should not be nice.

>>12983867
Goddamit Chen

Rabbit, Rabbit

>>12983814
Because you can't just drop leases partway. He'll still be responsible for paying the rent in full until it's over.

>>12983874
What kind of tribute?

Made it January the first, came into money in this month. Had a generally excellent month, too.
Made it this month, too; I had my alarm clock play Sekkenya's Eternal Eientewi to wake me and remind me in one.
Worked perfectly, and I'm looking forward to a luck-filled February.

A sexy Tewi dream also helped~

>>12985521
Go on...

>>12986361
Well, they've been coming pretty thick and fast since last November; In a dream then a misunderstanding led to flirtatious mischief led to sexual bullying led to a happy ending.

This time, we'd gone to a festival in the human village, and she'd insisted on riding on my shoulders to avoid the crowds and so she would better see the fireworks. We went to some stalls for food and fun and had a great time, and just a few minutes before the fireworks were due to start, she started grinding her crotch against my neck- the riding had been stimulating to her, and she couldn't hold on much longer.
We found somewhere private to hide ourselves away, then made love against a tree as we half ignored the fireworks going on overhead.
11/10 would bunny again.

>>12984783
Carrots, cake, carrotcake, and cold, hard cash.