Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 06:21:47 No.12975324 [Reply] [Original]

In which loyal maids are proposed to.

Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 06:22:47 No.12975325 File: 362 KB, 800x1000, 1422613992304.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12975324 What do I need maids for? Muahahaha!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 06:22:59 No.12975326 >>12975291 >Her panties ruined by the mixed cum and semen spilling over them >Fuck, that's actually kind of hot. Understatement. This is one. Hope this is going in a pastebin too?

>>	Tarage/Underdog QC Fri, Jan 30, 2015 06:23:40 No.12975327 New thread, new reminder that I am dumping TWO Dumbpire chapters right now! >>>/a/120588558

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 06:23:51 No.12975328

>>12975291
>sooner than you'd expect you're hard again
>and Lee is still right here...
>Lee makes a satisfied sound as you step behind her and line yourself up again
>you're already pretty lubed up, and she's spread as wide as she's gonna get so it's pretty easy to get going
>your approach could best be described as unsubtle
>you quickly speed up to a rapid pace and pound in and out of her, every thrust shaking her delicious ass and pushing her deeper into the couch headfirst
>She's out and out moaning now, not even trying to hide behind her veil of stoic behavior
>She can't stand before your relentless onslaught and she comes once -- twice -- no, three times in the ten minute period you take of fucking her as hard as you can, taking periodic fifteen second breaks to stall off this orgasm as long as possible
>Lee can't keep her legs properly up and spread so you hold her hips up for her, legs dangling uselessly while you fuck life into her, every thrust squelching some seed out of her and onto the floor while you pant over her back and she moans
>Finally it comes and you know nothing is going to stop it, no pitiful fifteen second break
>so you speed up again, pounding her until her ass is red with the impacts of your flesh against hers
>you lean over her back, lowering her so you can properly make it and whisper to where Lee managed to get her head stuck
>"you're my wife, right?"
>"Then you. are. mine."
>You roar and she moans but somehow she's louder than you and she starts first, cunt milking your dick for all it's worth with rapid contractions while her tiny frame shakes
>you set her down gently and consider your next move
>Hm. You'll have to get her out of there, you remark out loud
>And that's going to take a saw and probably taking the couch apart.
>So first, perhaps another go?
>Lee moans in approval as you pick up her hips again and move to start...

Archived here: http://pastebin.com/6Unjc9Jh

Suggestions, comments, greentext ideas?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 06:24:11 No.12975329 >>12975327 >TWO I'd kiss your feet but that'd be gross to you.

>>	Tarage/Underdog QC Fri, Jan 30, 2015 06:25:16 No.12975332 >>12975329 You can thank me by helping look for errors I might have missed.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 06:26:52 No.12975336 >>12975332 I'll pretend to.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 06:27:42 No.12975340 Does anyone saved that I never asked for this image that less made with the succubbuss on the background?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 06:28:28 No.12975341

>>12975328
Thank you very much.

Me, I have to get some sleep now. But thanks very much for the two lovely, lewd greentexts. Thanks again, and have a nice night.

You could try something based on the current OP, if you're looking to write more greentext?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 06:29:30 No.12975342 File: 239 KB, 800x1000, 1422217440458.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12975340

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 06:30:32 No.12975347 >>12975342 Augmented Pelvises

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 06:32:00 No.12975352 >>12975342 Thank you

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 07:07:11 No.12975407 Since this thread is unded at the moment what is your ranking for undead? For me it goes: Wight > Pharaoh > Zombie > Ghoul > Vampire > Mummy > Skeleton Feels like I'm missing a couple.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 07:09:36 No.12975413 >>12975407 It's like, 7 AM here in the US. Of course the thread is ded. Vampire>Wight>Ghoul>Pharaoh>zombie/mummy/skeleton >>12975341 Well, maybe another time then. I'll do some more tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 07:11:01 No.12975418 >>12975407 Wight>Vampire=Lich>Ghoul=zombie>Ghost>Skeleton>Pharaoh>Mummy.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 07:12:51 No.12975422 >>12975418 I missed Lich and Ghost. Shit. I really like those two, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 07:15:22 No.12975429 >>12975422 Ah, I forgot Dullahan.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 07:26:11 No.12975449 >>12975407 Wight > Vampire > Ghoul > Lich > Pharaoh > Zombie > Mummy > Ghost > Skeleton

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 07:26:50 No.12975450 >>12975429 I thought Dullahans are fae more than undead.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 07:29:38 No.12975457 How prepared would you be if your monster girl waifu told you she's pregnant with quintuplets?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 07:32:30 No.12975458 >>12975407 Lich > Ghoul > Vampire > Dullahan > Zombie > Ghost > Pharaoh > Wight > Mummy = Skeleton I love the undead types, but I don't get the appeal of mummies/skeletons at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 07:32:45 No.12975459 >>12975457 Quintuplet males?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 07:36:26 No.12975467
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>>12975457
For slimes that wouldn't be a big deal. I would get each one their own aquarium to rest in, feed them plenty of food so they grow up healthy, and play with them on a daily basis. They're so cute when they're small too so I can pick them all up at the same time and carry them around the house.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 07:45:09 No.12975483 >>12975325 >Not having a Dragon maid. What an oversight.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 08:01:55 No.12975512 Less will do Junko right? Please?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 08:02:51 No.12975514 >>12975483 >Dragon maid Some things on these threads can be too silly.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 08:05:55 No.12975522 >>12975514 This is what I think of when I think of a Dragon maid, and I love every second of it. http://i.imgur.com/1pZQ7Ql.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 08:08:15 No.12975526 >>12975514 >silly Anon, you're not being gud, so git gud.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 08:12:18 No.12975532 >>12975512 That's the magic word, anon. Now it will happen. I think.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 08:23:20 No.12975546

>Going through swamps
>Run across two Gator girls
>They're twins
>They pull out their gun and point it at me
>"You gots a pretty mouth there, boy!"
>Try and run for my life
>They catch me
>"Ain't you feisty? I bet I can make you squeal! squeal like a pig!"
>One holds me down while the other rides my dick and makes me squeal like a pig every so often

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 08:28:12 No.12975555 >>12975512 >.less enjoy your Jinko tearing a man apart with her dick, that's also a claw.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 08:30:49 No.12975561 >>12975555 >>12975546 Goddammit, I'm too pissed off for this kind of shit right now.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 08:32:41 No.12975566 >>12975561 What's wrong, friend?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 08:36:49 No.12975571 >>12975522 >http://i.imgur.com/1pZQ7Ql.jpg >Dragon maid pissed off and embarrassed >Chifuyu as a dragon Ok, this is extremely acceptable. We need a drawfag on both of these things yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 08:53:04 No.12975595 >>12975467 Are you posting more of those? That's adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 08:58:11 No.12975606 File: 383 KB, 1200x1200, A slime girl life part 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12975595 I have a couple more. I don't want to flood the thread with stuff though so maybe just two more.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 08:59:34 No.12975608 File: 382 KB, 714x5000, 1360650169127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12975606

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:00:50 No.12975611 >>12975606 Please flood the thread with glorious slime. It's not like there's anything else going on.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:02:24 No.12975614 >>12975608 I want one of these. Monster Girl pets are so much fun.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:04:09 No.12975618

>>12975611
Nah. I haven't done that since the last days we were on /a/. We could talk about slimes though. Do you like yours with a core or with out a core?

>>12975614
Monster girl pets are olev. I would like a baby wurm as well. They're just so cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:05:54 No.12975626 >>12975618 They exist without a core? I mean Suu looks like she doesn't have one, but I always assumed her dongle was it. And baby Wurms aren't pets, they're weapons.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:07:17 No.12975629 >>12975626 Tell that to that one Oni wife who has one as a pet and thinks it's a puppy.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:08:04 No.12975632 >>12975629 She's so blasted all the time she can't be blamed.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:09:23 No.12975634 >>12975632 >blasted No, she's just gullible and not too bright.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:10:14 No.12975637 >>12975634 >Oni >not wasted What are YOU on?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:10:41 No.12975638

>>12975626
Actually in MGE if I recall correctly the only slime subspecies actually with a core are the Dark Slimes. I prefer the core as it adds an element that they aren't just sapient puddles of goo. Plus slimes erogenous zones are neat. I prefer to think of wurms as a dangerous pet if not handled appropriately. Like having a porcupine as a pet.

>>12975629
I adore those green texts.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:11:43 No.12975641 >>12975638 Anyone still have them?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:12:34 No.12975645 >>12975638 I do prefer Slimes with cores too, that way they can be transported across the desert and dipped in an oasis to molest - I mean make friends with the lonely Undine.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:16:29 No.12975650 >>12975618 >Monster girl pets are olev This reminds me, is that Neko Para VN any good?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:16:53 No.12975651

>>12975641
I didn't cap them at the time. I could go delving into the archives I guess.

>>12975645
They're really good at "making friends". Part of reason I like them so much. I'm a switch so they idea of getting dommed by a slime only to dom her back is thrilling to me. Getting raped and then turning the tables as I gently massage her core with my hands is a fetish of mine.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:18:07 No.12975653 >>12975651 >switching >slime Now if only we'd get that EMG training arc so Suu's reign of terror could be challenged.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:18:31 No.12975654 >>12975650 It has NEXT GEN DANGLING TITTIIIESSS And 2.5 looks bretty good Everything other is mediocre or worse

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:19:58 No.12975656 >>12975654 >mediocre or worse To be honest I've never heard of a VN that wasn't described like this.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:23:07 No.12975661 >>12975653 Suu shall always be the queen. She's so nice yet so insatiable. The way she took no pity on dragon newt was a beautiful thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:26:43 No.12975671 >>12975661 I'm looking forward to the reveal that Suu is a part of some larger collective, like a Queen Slime or something.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:31:21 No.12975685

>>12975671
An origin of the slimes in EMG would certainly make me sit up and take notice. Suu is a little mysterious because she's the only girl that we have no idea where she came from. She's also much smarter than she's given credit for. Can you imagine learning Japanese with just the spoken word. I'm trying to learn Japanese right now and it's a nightmare with even the amazing resources that are out there to learn the language.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:35:26 No.12975696 >>12975641 Found it in the archives. It starts here: https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12950497/#q12955791

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:35:48 No.12975697 >>12975685 Actually, I don't think learning the language itself is very hard at all. It's the runes. Goddamn kanji, I curse you to hell. And why must there be two different sets of the alphabet when the bloody syllables are the same either way? Boo.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:38:56 No.12975706

>>12975697
With the spoken word it's all the homophones that are all the different words that could be true depending on the context. Actually the kanji makes things simpler because you can just identify the character and that's what they mean. Still a bitch to memorize 3000 kanji to be able to read like a native. Don't forget the combinations of kanji that make new words. I swear the language is just so daunting.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:42:01 No.12975711 >>12975706 >a bitch to memorize This is what I mean. The grammar is easy, the words only have 4 cases. In Finnish we have 16.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:44:00 No.12975713 >>12975711 Yeah grammar appears to be the easy part because there's so little you have to know. Remember it's all about context. Why do you need so many cases in Finnish?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:44:43 No.12975716 >>12975696 Ah those greentexts. So cute. >All fathers in MGK own fully automatic guns

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:44:58 No.12975718 >tfw want to write monstergirls, but unconsciously don't want to write at the same time

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:46:29 No.12975721 >>12975713 >Why We just do. >>12975718 The desire to write must win. Do it. Do it. Do it. >Jii~

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:47:41 No.12975726 >>12975716 It's a smart thing to own good weaponary when you're so outmatched in strength.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:49:18 No.12975732 >>12975721 >Do it. Do it. Do it. I need somebody to hold me at gunpoint while I do it, that might work.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:50:24 No.12975737 >>12975732 If you don't do it you'll regret it later.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:52:04 No.12975738 File: 440 KB, 800x1200, savannah.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shhh, don't wake her up.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:52:54 No.12975740 Did that anon who was writing a ptsd greentext starring a Nightmare ever come back? Too lazy to read all the way down the old thread to find out.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:53:17 No.12975743 >>12975738 Be vewy, vewy quiet...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:53:44 No.12975746 >>12975738 HEY GET OFF MY BED YOU DORK

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:54:03 No.12975747 >>12975738 >wouldcrawlinbednexttoandcuddle/10

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:54:08 No.12975748 >>12975740 Use ctrl+F and then search for Nightmare.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:56:52 No.12975755 >>12975738 Damn hippy, get out of my house.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:57:41 No.12975759 >>12975738 clare with morning wood WHEN?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 09:58:23 No.12975764 >>12975738 Cute, but not Junko smoking like a badass in a cardboard box with the words "To a good home, please take care of me!" written on it -cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:00:48 No.12975771 >>12975738 >Savannah Who?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:02:50 No.12975777 >>12975759 Futa-kun pls.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:07:43 No.12975790 >>12975764 >Not wearing Madao sunglasses

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:07:48 No.12975791 >>12975764 Now I'm just picturing a mature jinko in her old box that had all her sisters in it from when they were orhpaned >and now I'm sad Thanks

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:09:29 No.12975792 >>12975790 Well I don't have to state the obvious, do I? >>12975791 No problem, I love making her life worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:10:42 No.12975793 >>12975791 >>12975764 Now I'm picturing a full grown Jinko sitting inside a tiny cardboard box, barely fitting in it, as she hugs her legs in fetal position while pouting.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:12:16 No.12975799 >>12975791 >all the others were picked up and adopted into loving families >Junko had mismatched eyes and was left there because nobody likes special snowflakes

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:14:19 No.12975804 >>12975799 >Heterochromia Iridis >Not fucking awesome What's wrong with these people?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:15:00 No.12975806 >>12975799 If Junko has heterochromia then I have a new found appreciation for her.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:15:30 No.12975808
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Ever since the Fatpophis story last night, I want a cute chubby Apophis like she ended up being at the end of the story. Lost most of her weight, but still on the chubby side with a cute potbelly.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:15:34 No.12975810 >>12975804 When I first came up with it, people said she was a Mary Sue special snowflake etc. I assume they still hate her for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:16:15 No.12975811 >>12975806 In Alp's story she does. In MGK it's unknown.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:16:57 No.12975814 Well, there is that one image of her and truckeranon DPing the manticore

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:17:50 No.12975817 >>12975810 Some people just hate everything. Like that one guy last night that hated hugs. There's no reasoning with the irrational.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:18:45 No.12975818 >>12975759 Well, there is that one image of her and truckeranon DPing the manticore

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:22:04 No.12975826

>>12975810

>Giving a character some actual character that differentiates her from your usual copy-paste samey Monstergirl of the same species makes her a Mary Sue

What is WRONG with these people?

Hell, Kikimoras are a real example of Mary Sue. They're regarded as literally perfect all the time in these threads, and yet they're all described the same, varying only in personality to fit people's tastes, and even then, they don't vary much.

A jinko with heterochromia isn't even fucking close to being a Mary Sue.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:24:29 No.12975829 >>12975826 Even less so what with her being a homeless bum and all. If I really, really pulled myself together I think I could finish her house next week. Look forward to it?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:24:54 No.12975831 >>12975764 Junko in her box, smoking and it says "Only dumb assholes get in this box"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:26:09 No.12975832 >>12975831 Wait a second. Is Junko illiterate?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:26:31 No.12975833 >>12975829 >look forward to it I will look forward to it, mang. I mean, it's not like I want to see her in things other than my MGK or anything...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:27:38 No.12975837 >>12975833 Sorry for ripping you off by the way.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:27:40 No.12975838 >>12975829 I wasn't even paying attention to this whole Junko thing until now, but now I wanna see why people are getting so buttmad at a Monstergirl who didn't even get a proper story yet, a Jinko, no less.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:28:24 No.12975839 >>12975837 >ripping you off by the way Huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:28:39 No.12975841 >>12975838 >didn't even get a proper story O-okay...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:29:40 No.12975842 >>12975839 The whole "homeless Jinko" thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:29:58 No.12975844 >>12975833 It means you did MGK so well that others want to develop its characters even more. >>12975841 Wait, she does have her own story already? You people are fast.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:31:19 No.12975847 >>12975844 >her own story It's not HER story, but she is one of the bigger characters.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:31:30 No.12975848 >>12975842 I'm fine with it. I told you that a good while ago. >>12975844 >Junko >Not Ophy or the Mantis girl obsessed with Indiana Jones I'm okay with that.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:33:22 No.12975850 >>12975848 >a good while ago Don't remember that, but thanking you kindly. You keep coming up with more varied scenarios. Like picking teams to play soccer.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:35:17 No.12975853 >>12975457 Late Reply as all hell. Well, I'd have to hope that she makes good money because I can't afford them. Not that I wouldn't be ecstatic. Although now I have the image of Sabbeth members having to haul that belly around .

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:36:39 No.12975854 >>12975808 Yea, she'd be a cute. Compiling that story now. Will post public link in an hourish.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:41:56 No.12975863 >>12975808 Pharaoh's end aphophis is best aphophis

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:49:03 No.12975880

>>>http://pastebin.com/MXgjVQFC

Another Oni update. 2.5k, so sorry from taking to long to write so little. Its 'cause I'm losing interest. Just needs one more smut scene to commemorate him not getting knocked the fuck out, and as second scene where he finally beats her in a fight and choses to take his new life and spend it with her. Didn't expect this short to be so dang long.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:49:31 No.12975882 I forget, is it an hour I need to wait for the bots to disappear or less for pastebin?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:50:45 No.12975886 >>12975817 I might write a story about good ol' King Grump Alp when I get home.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:52:53 No.12975891 >>12975886 Please do. I suddenly got really excited after you mentioned that.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 10:54:09 No.12975892 >>12975886 Reminder, Bully stage two alps by force-feeding them holstaurus milk products. Laugh as they go maximum HEALTH and devolve into a stuttering blushing mess ashamed of their own body

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:02:27 No.12975906 >>12975811 Alpanon wrote a junko story? I dont see it in his pastebin

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:03:25 No.12975908 File: 177 KB, 696x989, 1422633805749.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You wouldn't peep on a maiden would you?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:04:10 No.12975909 >>12975906 He deleted it already. Joking.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:04:35 No.12975910 >>12975908 S-Spooky!

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:10:27 No.12975916

>>12975908

No, peeking on people is wrong and a stupid waste of time. Following anime-like logic, you're pretty much always caught, baka hentai ecchi, blah blah blah, get beat up and yelled at, yada yada yada, violent tsundere bullshit, etc.

Fucking boring. Just straight up and ask her out or something and be done with it holy shit.

Yes, I'm mad.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:17:02 No.12975928 >>12975407 vampire=vampire=vampire=vampire=vampire=vampire=vampire=vampire=vampire=vampire=vampire=vampire=vampire>irrelevant other choices

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:19:36 No.12975931 >>12975407 Wight = Vampire = Lich > Ghoul > Zombie >The rest I'd be happy with any of them though

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:19:41 No.12975932 >>12975928 Go home drac.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:21:10 No.12975936 >>12975928 Does Holstaurus milk work on vamires? I need to know this for reasons

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:22:36 No.12975940 >>12975932 Not drac. Vampires are just my ur-fetish. >>12975936 It does, if you believe.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:22:44 No.12975942 >>12975863 You are disgusting. I want to cuddle a really chubby Apophis and praise her everyday she manages to lose a pound or two!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:26:43 No.12975955 >>12975928 Vampires are sexy as hell. One riding the fuck out of you while she passionately feeds on your neck would be so intense. >>12975931 Even a Skeleton?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:26:53 No.12975957 >>12975407 Wight = Zombie > Ghoul > Vampire > Mummy > Pharaoh > Skeleton

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:27:44 No.12975960 >>12975955 Even Skeleton anon. You can remove her arms and legs while she sleeps and use her squishy center as a pillow.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:28:21 No.12975962 File: 201 KB, 545x771, Skeleton Girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12975955 Skeletons can be cute Anon!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:28:59 No.12975967 >>12975928 time stopping vampire >>>>> vampire >> youre waifu

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:32:28 No.12975977

>>12975940
Excellent

>Sneak holstaurus milk into your vampire wifes food and drink (even mixing it into her blood stores for when she isn't feeding on you.

>Watch as she goes up a few cup-sizes and her hips and ass start straining her leather pants.

>Try not to laugh as she tries to maintain her fearsome, proud visage, even when on of the strained buttons on her shirt pops off in the middle of a meeting with the other undead of the city mid speech.

>She will never keep going, a blush coloring her face red and tears of embarrassment hanging on the edge of her red eyes, a slight stammer in her voice while a few of the watchers give muffled laughter.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:34:15 No.12975983 >>12975977 You milk pushers might as well start pushing BBW too. Take your fat-fetish elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:34:40 No.12975984 >>12975962 The fuck is this shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:35:46 No.12975986 >>12975977 So what happens when she realizes you did that?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:39:01 No.12975990

>>12975983
Fight back anon!

>You will never take your vampire to the gym after a wackjob sneaks holstaurus milk into her food at a restaurant.

>After weeks of lifting she will never be back in full form, trim and slim.

>She will never continue going after this, eventually getting a toned set of abs and a gym bunny build so she can appear as regal and as powerful as ever.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:41:47 No.12975997

>>12975986
Anon's going to get a stiff warning, a hard punishment, and a day of pelvis shattering rage sex.

She may then allow him to "sneak" the occasional holstaurus milk in, if only for the better hips and bust so she can rival those wights and their husbands pumping them full of spirit energy.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:41:50 No.12975998 >>12975942 >not wanting to live rich live with your high-tier Pharaoh waifu while pathetic fat grapesnake is offing herself Pleb

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:42:49 No.12976000 >>12975990 >>12975983 >>12975977 And so the flames of a new fetish war rose.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:43:57 No.12976002 >>12976000 But what if I like _____Both?____

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:44:58 No.12976006 >>12976000 New? This shit's been around since Bob started shitposting those whales disguised as kitsune every thread back on /a/.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:45:12 No.12976008 >>12975990 >holst with perfectly toned body >worries that her Ds aren't big enough for you

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:46:22 No.12976012 >>12976000 The fat fetish wars has already came and went. You should have seen the reaction that ended Traderanon's first CYOA. This is just a minor skirmish.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:47:45 No.12976015 >>12975998 I want to be that pathetic fat grapesnake's cuddlepump though!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 11:49:58 No.12976019 Ok, For the day crew who missed it, A greentext about the dangers of getting your MG hooked on MMOs. http://pastebin.com/NBRwC1aS

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 12:04:22 No.12976047 Would you ever open a Monster Girl Orphanage?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 12:07:18 No.12976053 >>12976047 No. Because I would adopt those girls as soon as I saw them.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 12:11:12 No.12976065

>>12976047

I don't know. Even If I had the money and time, I don't think I'd have the skill to give the tiny Monstergirls the childhood they deserve. I could work at one, taking care of facility's maintenance to make the kids feel as safe and comfortable as possible. I'd be labeled by them as "the quiet mister who carries stuff around."

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 12:16:54 No.12976081 >>12976065 >You'll never had a few of the girls follow you around all day, curiously watching as you go through your daily routine.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 12:19:41 No.12976091 >>12976019 I like it, the one thing I didn't like was the pharaoh end grapesnake>pharaoh

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 12:21:18 No.12976097 >>12976019 Why are you so good average?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 12:25:20 No.12976107 >>12976091 Glad to hear Grapesnake end is the original end. >>12976097 Don't know but I'm glad you guys liked it.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 12:25:50 No.12976109

>>12976081
>you'll never be seen in fear and awe as rumors about you spring up among the orphans.
>you'll never eventually become friends with the one orphan with the courage to talk to you.
>you'll never have a teary heartfelt goodbye when she gets adopted by a good home.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 12:29:47 No.12976116

>>12976109
>That shy wurm who likes to hide in the air ducts is being adopted today.

>She wasn't the brightest bulb in the bunch but she was a good girl, always willing to give you half her cookie, even if you didn't ask for it.

>Parents are signing paper work when she slithers over and wraps around your leg, gripping you in a tight hug.

>"M is for miss you." she says before letting go and slithering away. "Bye mister hammer man!"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 12:29:53 No.12976117 >>12976107 >Grapesnake end is the original end. Good. I want to spend lazy days with my head on her belly as we play Mario Kart 64 together, caught tight in her plump coils. Fatpophis is love.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 12:37:57 No.12976128

>>12976081
>>12976109

>One of the caretakers calls for the girls, telling them to come back because you have to work
>You don't even know what they found so enthralling about following you around and watching you fix and organize stuff around the Orphanage
>"No! I wanna spend the day with Mr. Fix It!"
>"Yeah, me too!"
>They cling on to your clothes as you're carrying a large box of tools to the deposit room
>...Wait, did that kid just give you a nickname?
>And to think all of this started just because you gave that little monstergirl a spare piece of candy you had on you
>Too bad she's gone, but you're happy that she found a family to call her own
>At least they don't seem to be scared of you anymore

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 12:41:03 No.12976136 I really like this cute binge .less has been on.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 12:51:46 No.12976154 I don't know about you people, but I'd be terrified of monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 12:52:46 No.12976155 >>12976116 >She finally gets her driver's license after 80 years >She tries to find you at her old orphanage >You're already dead >The Vampire girl no one wanted is still there, mad that an idiot like the wurm got a family and she didn't.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:01:34 No.12976174

>>12976128
>>12976116
>Slowly turn into a father figure for the kids there
>As time goes on, you become able to do less and less because of age
>The owners ask you to keep coming anyways because the kids love you so much
>One day finally pass away
> All the old orphans that kept in touch attend your funeral along with the orphanage staff
>Everyone has a memory to share, or a story to tell about their time with you

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:05:48 No.12976189 Why do monsters have to be so forceful? Can't they just find a different guy if the one they take a liking to doesn't feel the same?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:10:07 No.12976192 >>12976189 That's because society has brainwashed men into thinking that they aren't sluts. Monsters just want men to be true to themselves, even if they have to get a bit forceful.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:10:46 No.12976193 >>12976192 But I'm not a slut.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:11:41 No.12976196

>>12976189
Nope, mgs can fuck as many guys as they want before settling down with the one they liked the most. Excluding a little number of monsters like unicorn, mantis, fire mouse etc, of course
Man can't say a word of protest to mg, if he doesn't like her, she will just brainswash him into loving her with MAMONO MANA
Such is life in MGE. Enjoy your stay

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:12:17 No.12976198 >>12976192 Traitor-kun, is that you?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:13:11 No.12976199 Best childhood friend?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:13:11 No.12976200 >>12976193 Exactly my point. All men are sluts, they just don't know it. >>12976198 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:14:14 No.12976204 >>12976200 I should've known! Only someone as wicked as you would spread these falsehoods.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:14:15 No.12976205 >>12976189 if a monster takes a particular interest in you she'll just abduct and rape you till she hardwires your brain and you find most of her features pleasing >>12976199 Any from Zipangu/Mist continent, especially Crow Tengu

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:14:21 No.12976206 >>12976196 Well that sounds horrible.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:16:20 No.12976208 >>12976204 I never said anything false.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:17:19 No.12976210 >>12975325 I cannot contain my yes. It's wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:20:04 No.12976214 >>12976154 Don't worry, anon. Your fear-boner only makes them stronger.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:20:34 No.12976215 >>12976206 Which is why the official canon is shit

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:20:39 No.12976216

>>12976204
Anon, don't fool yourself into thinking there's only one traitor in this thread, and certainly don't let yourself believe the lies that we're the bad guys.

Think of it as being made to eat your vegetables as a kid. You don't want to do it, but in the end it's what's best for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:21:55 No.12976220 >>12976208 >>12976216 I will hear no more from you, traitors.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:22:45 No.12976223

>>12976019
>http://pastebin.com/NBRwC1aS

>On an old server, forgotten by players, there are two characters, a happy queen and king who ruled a kingdom of data.

I feel kind of pathetic for that getting to me. But it makes me remember the characters in online games I've abandoned over the years. Its actually kind of depressing.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:23:02 No.12976224 >>12976220 You'll thank us one day. We really do have your best interests at heart.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:24:32 No.12976226 >>12976220 We're doing humanity a favor.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:25:27 No.12976228 >>12976224 People with my "best interests" always try to screw me over. Funny how that works... >>12976226 Keep your favors.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:27:15 No.12976231

>>12976224
>>12976226
>they think it's for our own good
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience."
— C. S. Lewis, God in the Dock

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:27:33 No.12976232 >>12976214 But I don't want them to be stronger. They're spooky.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:31:16 No.12976236 >>12976232 So just because they're spooky you think they should die alone? That's racists!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:31:38 No.12976238 >>12976228 >>12976231 It's not tyranny, Anons, it's freedom. Freedom from the evils of human women.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:31:49 No.12976240 >>12976232 You cannot escape the sexy. Just lie back and think of England. Or, in the case your home country is not England, think of your home nation.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:34:28 No.12976244 >>12976236 But. Anon I don't like scary things.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:35:28 No.12976245 >>12976238 Fuck you traitor.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:35:29 No.12976246 >>12976238 Oh my, he said the magic word "Freedom". Why, I finaly see the errors of my ways. Sarcasm? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:35:48 No.12976247 >>12976214 But wouldn't that just create of cycle of strengthening? I mean, fear boners make them stronger, being stronger generates fear boners, and repeat?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:38:02 No.12976255 File: 612 KB, 800x600, 1413192943841.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976244 But they like you. They think that this cute boy for sure will love them back, and then you scream and tell them to go away? You're breaking their hearts!

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:38:37 No.12976256

>>12976116
>>12976155
>>12976174

Got interested enough to continue. Let's see where this goes, shall we?

>Later on, you finally arrive at the deposit room
>The same kids following your every step
>You carefully unlock the door with one hand while holding the toolbox with the other
>You can hear them whispering to each other behind your back as you open the door
>"That looks heavy!"
>"Mr. Fix It must be really strong!"
>Even though they’re just kids, you feel a bit proud upon hearing that
>Turning on the lights, you walk into the tiny, dusty room carrying the box, placing it on the ground in the far corner of the room
>You turn around as to leave the room, only to be met with a sight of a bunch of tiny Monstergirls tinkering with everything else in the room
"Hey, you kids aren't supposed to be in here, you know?" You tell them in a calm, yet stern voice
>"Aww, but I never saw this room before! I wanna see what’s in here!" Says the curious Manticore, as she hovers around the room with the help of her tiny wings exploring every nook and cranny
“Hey, careful not to drop anything from up there, you.”
>”Hmm, this is quite an interesting place. I hereby declare this place my royal throne room!” says the tiny, bossy Pharaoh, triumphantly raising her little arm in the air while sitting on a “throne”, which was really just a bunch of cardboard boxes stacked on top of each other, as her Anubii friends agree with her decision without pause
>Before you can even ask them when, or how they even stacked the boxes in the first place, you feel someone tug on your pants
>Looking to your side, you see a young Lich staring at you with her trademark deadpan face
>”Excuse me, Mr. Fix It. Can I borrow this book?” She asks in her monotone voice, showing you an old instruction manual on how to operate a drill she found lying around
“Uh, I don’t think you’re gonna like that “book”. It’s not really that much of a fun read, you know?”

1/?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:38:49 No.12976257

>>12976247
Duh.

Although, at some point both you and the monster girl are spent from the hours-long love-making session you just finished. Depending on the monster, you may or may not have some scratches, bumps, bruises, and/or broken bones.

My opinion? Worth it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:41:28 No.12976261 >>12976256 >yes

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:43:57 No.12976264 >>12976256 Hnnnggg

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:44:07 No.12976266 >>12976255 Well then they shouldn't be so scary!

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:49:23 No.12976276

>>12976266
They can't help it anon. Some people are just born different. Don't you think they want to be something nice and vanilla like a kitsune or a catgirl or a Holst or a human? You don't think they cry when they realize they're 2spooky for anyone to love? Why can't you love them?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:50:38 No.12976279 >>12975324 >>12975325 >missed less doing stuff Damnit Oh well not like mine would've been done

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:50:58 No.12976280 Don't forget your daily dose of consentacle lovin' http://www.3dcg-arts.net/art/polygon/4458/full

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:51:39 No.12976282

>>12976256
>>12976261
>>12976264

>”Mr. Fix It, Mr. Fix It! Is this your bedroom?” Asks the rather clueless Wurm as she slithers over to you
”Ah, not really, you see, this is just the place where I store my tools.“
>”Does that mean we can come here to play, too?”
“Sorry, kids, it’s not very safe to stay in here, tools are not toys, and I can’t afford to have you kids get hurt. Come on now, time to go.“ You tell them as you grab the flying Manticore with both hands and gently put her down on the ground
>”Aaawww…” They mourn in unison, a clear sign that they don’t want to leave you
>The werewolf girl glances at you while pointing at something she found
>"Mr. Fix It, what's this?"
"That's the vacuum cleaner."
>"Vah-coom... klee-ner...?" She repeats your words, staring at the thing with utmost curiosity
"Yeah, just be careful not to press any but--"
>She accidentally turns it on
>Oh boy
>Her reaction upon hearing the sound of a vacuum cleaner for the first time ever reminded you of a Vietnam soldier seeing combat for the first time
>She immediately dashes towards you and latches on to your leg, shivering in fear
>Scared shitless, and starts barking incessantly at the machine, as the other kids laugh out loud in unison at her silliness
>You sigh before letting out an inaudible chuckle, proceeding to turn off the vacuum cleaner
>You gather the children before turning off the lights and leaving the room, locking it before escorting them away

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:52:55 No.12976285 >>12976279 It seems the best way to get something done by him is include a monstergirl he likes. Which is fair enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:54:30 No.12976292 >>12975817 >hating hugs I can see that. I'm not the touchy-feely type either. Its probably because I'm not used to hugging, but it makes me feel uncomfortable.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:55:24 No.12976296 >>12976282 my heart cant handle this but i must have more

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:56:20 No.12976297 >>12976282 Damn, that's weapons grade adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:56:35 No.12976300 >>12976276 I don't know anon. I just find them scary.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 13:57:55 No.12976304 >>12976300 Could you at least be her friend? Maybe just hold her hand for a bit?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:00:05 No.12976307 >>12976304 I think I could do that.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:03:19 No.12976311

>>12976307
That's better. Now instead of running and crying herself to sleep when you reject her, she'll be your friend, although shell always be a little disappointed, knowing that you'll never truly know the feeling she has for you.

Its still a step up.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:03:30 No.12976312 >>12976307 ANON NO! THAT'S HOW THEY GET YOU!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:05:26 No.12976316 >>12976312 Shh, anon. Just let it happen. It'll be good for him.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:05:34 No.12976317 >>12976311 It's fine, she'll get a different guy. >>12976312 What? Nah it's fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:07:27 No.12976322 >>12976317 But she's in love with anon. Doing those things with another person just wouldn't be the same.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:08:00 No.12976323 >>12976282 >you will never mess with your hellpup daughteru by using the vacuum cleaner >your hellhound wife will never walk in the room and instantly be terrified too My heart broke writing that

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:08:07 No.12976324 >>12976316 Not the anon from before, but you are currently making me remember a "friend" who tried to hook me up with a feminazi Are feminazis monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:09:32 No.12976325 >>12976324 They are the real monsters anon

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:10:01 No.12976326 >>12976322 No it's fine. She'll forget all about me once she gets a new guy, it's super fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:10:44 No.12976330 >>12976323 The one way to tame them, bring out the Henry Hoover

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:12:21 No.12976332 >>12976324 Yeah they are monster girls. They go by the name "Amazons"

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:14:20 No.12976334

>>12976326
No. She loves every part of you. The way you look, the way you act, how you're there for her.She loves you but she doesn't want to ruin her relationship with you. Shes afraid that if she makes a move, you'll panic and push her away. So she has to make due with being your friend, and panting your name into a pillow as her hand work in-between her legs at night.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:14:51 No.12976335

>>12976330
>Have the vacuum running
>Hellhound daughteru is standing on the couch and barking at it
>Hellhound waifu comes to see what all the racket is
>Runs and jumps on the couch and starts barking at it too
>Just then her parents show up and let themselves in since you gave them a key
>Waifu's mother is now also on the couch barking at it too
>You and your father-in-law cackle like madmen

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:17:39 No.12976340

>>12976330
>"Little known fact, the Hoover vacuum cleaner was made to combat canine MGs in the first contact wars."
>"Ms. Flufftail, are you making up facts again?"
>"Ara~ if it's on the test, then it must be true!"
Being a student in MGC is suffering

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:18:45 No.12976341 >>12976332 Really? I mean, Amazons are more of a 50's housewife stereotype, with the man as the wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:18:58 No.12976342 >>12976335 Did we just come up with the single greatest villain origin story in MGC history?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:20:13 No.12976346 >>12976334 Well, maybe I'll humor her with a date if she asks for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:20:22 No.12976347 >>12976341 an amazon takes care of her own shit a feminazi makes a photo of their own menstrual blood and uploads it on twitter

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:20:53 No.12976350 >>12976334 Different anon. That awkward moment when you're too caught up in your own faults to accept/reciprocate her feelings.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:21:16 No.12976352 >>12976342 Not unless the evil Vacuum teams up with a Roomba.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:23:11 No.12976355

>>12976342
>Guy builds a suit of armour and has a compact hoover strapped to the back with a power supply
>Duel wields handheld ones
>Runs around the city hoovering canine MG's, Werewolves, Anubis, HH, etc.
>The police do nothing as the Cheshire in charge of the force finds it funny as hell
>When the Canine girls complain she just shrugs and says it must suck to be them

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:24:36 No.12976358 >>12976355 Oh that faggot cat's getting fucked in the ass. No puns allowed in my city.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:25:19 No.12976359 File: 152 KB, 322x570, 1385793404714.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976358 But that's what she wants, anon. Are you really going to give that fucking faggot cat what she wants?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:25:23 No.12976360 >>12976352 You're insane anon, I like it. He uses roombas as ninja stars, and fights a one man war against a gang of dog girls that killed his family using everything he knows, and vacuum cleaners

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:25:56 No.12976363

>>12976282
>>12976296
>>12976297
>>12976323

>As you walk back to the Orphanage's main lobby, the tiny Monstergirls happily follow you around like little ducklings following their mother
>The Manticore, taking advantage of her ability to fly, hovers over to you and lands on your shoulders, wrapping her little paws around your head
>”Hey, that’s not fair! You can’t ride on Mr. Fix It’s shoulders without his permission! It's not fait!” The tiny Anubis, one of the Pharaoh’s friends, openly complains
>The Manticore just turns her head around and sticks her tongue out in a mocking manner while pulling down an eyelid with one of her fingers
>The Lich walks by your side, holding your hand while reading the instruction manual with the other, too busy to see where she's going, as you guide her through the corridors, acting as her "eyes" so she won't bump her head into walls while reading
>”Mr. Fix It, Mr. Fix It!” The Wurm calls your attention, grabbing your other hand with her little claw
“Yes?”
>”Can I help you at work? It looks so fun!”
"Ah, I don't really think you'd want---"
>”Hey, that's a great idea!”
>”I want to help too!”
>”Yeah! Me too!”
>They all gather around you, looking up at you with expressions of hope, as if waiting for your answer
>You stare at them for a moment before sighing in defeat
"Alright, I'll think about it..."
>"Yaaaay~!" They shout in happiness
"...But only if you behave and respect your caretakers!"
>"Yes, sir!"
>"Alright!"
>"I'll be a good girl too!"
"Good, good... now then, I believe it's time for lunch, your caretakers must be waiting for you guys at the cafeteria. You kids oughta get going now."

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:27:05 No.12976369 >>12976359 I'll yank on her tail, nibble her ears, pinch her nipples, I'll fucking do all of it! I'll make her my bitch, I'll run this city!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:27:22 No.12976370 >>12976355 So Lex Luther but with vacuums? I don't like it. I fucking love it!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:27:42 No.12976373 >>12976335 >The Ushi-Oni of wolf types barking at the vacuum like a dog Why are the threads incapable of seeing all werewolf groups as average dogs?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:28:12 No.12976374 >>12976363 I'm now reminded of that picture of the guy surrounded and covered by kitsune daughters.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:28:42 No.12976377 >>12976369 But she's the police chief, not the mayor. That's a Wurm, don't question how she got the job.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:31:00 No.12976381 >>12976377 That moron can't do shit, If I get the chief I can do whatever I want anon! I can hand hold random women on the street, brush fluffy tails without permission, blow dog whistles right next to a Hellhounds ear! I'll be unstoppable!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:31:35 No.12976384 >>12976360 Som Kiki's find out about the Roombas, he must now also defend his supplies from an army of angry maids. He goes undercover as a butler at some point to stop their destruction of his gear by outperforming all of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:32:24 No.12976385 >>12976377 > Wurm Mayor She's like Burt Reynolds, isn't she?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:34:01 No.12976387 >>12976385 Nah, she sits at her desk and sharpens pens in the automatic sharpener. She also signs any paper she sees as it's her job. So what if it's blank paper?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:35:18 No.12976388 >>12976381 What if she's just baiting you anon? It's a ruse to construct the purrfect trap!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:35:19 No.12976389 >>12976385 >"Hey, check out my funny hat." >"Mrs. Mayor, we need to focus on the task at hand!" >"But still, check it out, isn't it huge?" >"Yes it is ma'am."

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:36:38 No.12976392 >>12976387 That's how that madman got all those vacuums! He gave the mayor a blank check and she signed it!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:36:59 No.12976393 >>12976374 Wouldn't... Wouldn't those just be foxes? I mean, you aren't a Kitsune till you actually have more than one tail.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:37:14 No.12976394
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>>12976363
>>12976374

>"But what about you? Are you not coming with us?"
>"I have some other business to attend to right now, so I won't be able to go with you."
>"Eh? No, come with us!"
>"Please, don't leave us yet!"
"Sorry, kids, I have to--"
>"You can do it later! Please, come have lunch with us!"
>"Just this once!"
>The children hold onto you, preventing you from moving any further
"Now now, what did I just ask of you?"
>The girls fall silent for a moment before answering
>"For us... to behave..."
>Hanging their heads in sadness, they slowly let go of your clothes before turning around and preparing to leave
>You watch the gloomy group of kids walk away in silence for only a few moments before finally giving in
"...Okay, okay, I guess I can do it later..."
>"...Huh?"
>"Mr. Fix It...?"
"Let's go eat something, kids. To be fair, I'm starving."
>Their looks of confudion soon turn into expressions pure glee as you walk past them, going towards the cafeteria
>"Yaaaay~!"
>They run towards you as to catch up, grabbing both your hands and leading the way to the cafeteria
>"Come on, Mr. Fix It!"
>"Faster, faster!"
"Hang on, hang on! I'm going as fast as I can! You don't need to pull!"

And thus began the adventures of Anon, the Repairman (also known as “Mr. Fix It”) of the MG Orphanage as an "unofficial" Caretaker.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:37:26 No.12976395 >>12976388 Then I'll still get a cute Cheshire wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:39:02 No.12976396 >>12976389 I was thinking more Archer-style Reynolds but that works too.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:40:22 No.12976398 >>12976393 Either way. >>12976394 That's it, that's what I imagine his daily life is going to be like form now on but with different monster girls.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:43:38 No.12976408

>>12976393
>your waifu gives birth to a fox after seven hours in labor
>not a little kitsune, not a little foxgirl
>just a fox
>like the four legged fluffy canine kind
>the doctors have given you your daughter to hold after your wife fell asleep
>you hold and stroke the foxes fur and sort of stand there awkwardly
>your waifu is exhausted but you have absolutely no idea what is going on anymore

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:43:47 No.12976409

>>12976350

Yeah I don't think I'd do too well either.

>A jaded Anon sits alone.
>A mamono approaches him while disguised as a human and talks to him
>After awhile he asks "so you're a Mamono right?"
>She asks how he was able to see through it so easily
>He just laughs and says that a real human woman wouldn't pay him any attention.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:43:49 No.12976410 >>12976395 She's tricking you mate, you don't have a whisker of a chance. Hear meow't she's known to be really catty and I'm furry sure it's all an act to get your guard down so that that she can get you behind bars.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:44:43 No.12976413 >>12976394 Does Mr. Fix it finally find love in that one dark priest who is hard nosed and by the book who by seeing him play with the kids makes her fall in love with him?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:46:24 No.12976414 >>12976256 >>12976282 >>12976363 >>12976394 Loen please, we need more cute monster kiddies.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:47:05 No.12976415 >>12976413 Nah, he was previously married, but she passed away. He looks after the orphanage as they had always wanted kids. He goes to the grave everyday.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:49:57 No.12976419 >>12976408 >not doing extensive research on your waifus species >not knowing the intricate details of said species >not being adaptable enough to deal with said intricacy's on the fly you arnt prepared enough for your waifu

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:50:24 No.12976420 >>12976415 That just makes her love him more! She sees his devotion and it gives her tingling sensations in her heart and her strange

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:51:42 No.12976425

>>12976419
It's a fucking fox, anon.
No matter how much you prepare when your waifu spends a day in labor you kind of expect, you know, a humanoid child.
Not a furry fox pup that's not even sapient.
It is pretty cute, though...
you won't even live to see her get her second tail... she'll just be a regular fox all of your life.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:52:48 No.12976428 >>12976425 >implying demonic energy wouldn't let you live as long as your wife >implying she wouldn't just go to a lich if she had to

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:53:03 No.12976429 >>12976425 are you saying you wouldn't go full incubus just to live as long as your waifu

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:55:23 No.12976434 >>12976429 If she wanted me to, I would. I'm not sure I'm important enough or good enough to deserve being a kitsune's incubus, though. >>12976428 Is relying on the foul powers of the lost and the damned really a good idea?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:56:23 No.12976435 >>12976429 Wouldn't all that demonic energy turn you into a incubus long before she got pregnant?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 14:59:55 No.12976442 >>12976434 remeber anon she chose YOU to be with for the rest of her days. she thinks you're important enough to be with her and thats all that matters >>12976435 there's a good chance of this yes

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:00:07 No.12976443 >>12976434 If she is truly your waifu anon, she would BELIEVE you to be worthy of her eternal love.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:00:27 No.12976444 >>12976425 >>12976408 >>12976393 >implying the offspring wouldn't be fox girls I mean really, the parents are a human and a kitsune, there's more humanoid than fox in that mix.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:01:43 No.12976446 >>12976444 Generally speaking, people consider the offspring of a human+a monster to just be a monster since we don't do the human boys or monster boys being born thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:01:56 No.12976447 >>12976420 >Strange How many Canadiens are here?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:05:21 No.12976453 >>12976447 I don't know about Canadiens but there are a few Canadians here if I'm right.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:07:06 No.12976460 >>12975738 The shittiest Manticore.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:07:40 No.12976462

>>12976447
They're the second biggest thread population. There's over a dozen of them.

1.Texans
2.Canadians
3.All other not-Texas Americans

You can lump all the Americans together and Canada is still second biggest in the thread but I think its funny that Texans take the cake on their own.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:07:57 No.12976464 >>12976447 >>12976453 checking in from canuckistan

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:08:26 No.12976466 >>12976443 >>12976442 Thanks, but i'm still not entirely convinced. I'm a NEET. I produce nothing of value, so why would she choose me at all?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:08:40 No.12976468 >>12976462 Texas stronk longhorn holsts errywhere

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:11:28 No.12976473 >>12976462 >Not living in the glorious snow republic Please send help it's so cold.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:12:28 No.12976476 >>12975977 >>12975983 >>12975990 I ponder if anons realize that when it says that Holstaur Milk makes girls "Softer", that doesn't mean they get any bigger... More people need to read Boku Girl, and learn the true meaning of soft.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:13:57 No.12976480 >>12976473 Give us your girls in sweaters, then we'll talk.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:14:01 No.12976481 >>12976473 Want to swap with me? Its nice here in California

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:15:31 No.12976482 >>12976462 >>12976468 Your damn right. We like our cow-girls here.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:16:41 No.12976484 >>12976199 Gnome or Wyvern.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:18:09 No.12976487 >>12976473 >Not liking the cold If you can't handle the cold get the hell out of there

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:18:36 No.12976488 >>12976466 i dont know maby you left you house for some reason and she liked they way you looked. or that she was lonely and could smell the fact that you liked kitsunes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:20:31 No.12976491 File: 1006 KB, 1050x825, 1398561405156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976488 Good enough for me. Foxes truly are miracles of nature.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:20:32 No.12976492 >>12975880 This was incredibly lewd.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:22:12 No.12976494 File: 140 KB, 614x900, 1422351007266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976491 they really are have a kitsune in plad. i assume shes canadain because plad

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:22:43 No.12976496 >>12976363 >Never hold Lich Daughteru's hand >Never help guide her around as she has her head buried in one of her mother's books This...this is suffering...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:22:44 No.12976497 File: 550 KB, 1330x1216, 1419698355562.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976473 Sounds like you need some snuggle lumps and cuddle claws to warm up

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:25:00 No.12976499 >>12976494 Canadian or Scottish ...and now I'm trying to find some weird link between her tails and bagpipes, but I'm drawing a blank.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:25:52 No.12976500 >>12976462 Well, the large population of Canadafags here would explain the recent fascination with Passchendaele...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:28:58 No.12976506 >>12976488 Mamono can smell your MG preferences? Interesting.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:35:00 No.12976516 >>12975880 >Spoiler Well, it happens. Still, this is great man. Completely and wonderfully lewd. Loved every little bit of this update. Booze-Kiss especially was damn nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:35:03 No.12976517 >>12976506 possibly. if they can change your body to their preference using dark energy i don't see why not they couldn't tell who has a preference to their particular species

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:37:11 No.12976520 >>12976019 Thanks again for the story Average. Had me hooked every step of the way.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:37:39 No.12976522

>>12976506
>girl turns up at your door one day
>like literally you open the door when the doorbell rings and she's there
>"hey, I could smell that you liked [insert species of monstergirl here], so I figured we should go out!"
>"I've got the movie tickets already, come on!"

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:38:00 No.12976523

>>12976492
>>12976516

Gonna need you opinion on something. Do you think that it's unnecessarily lewd? I mean, when I write shorter stuff its because of limitations in plot or setting getting in the way of a story idea that I want to write about but otherwise would be unable to. That CC Devil thing of mine for example. It's a modern setting, and not something I could have implemented into my larger story. So that said, I tend to write to satisfy myself, and it turns into more or less fapfiction to stroke the boners in both the heart and the pants. Which in and of itself is cool, but I'd also like them to stand on their own as individual stories. So when you guys read it, does it come across as a whole lotta lewd and no content? Or does it strike a balance to you? Spoilered for blogshit.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:40:36 No.12976533
File: 84 KB, 480x360, 1422640453716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Welp, picrelated is out
And it's just horrible
I don't remember hentai that bad since kyuuketsuki
It has the worst and ugliest blowjob faces I have ever seen
Dat jerky retarded literally PARTY HARD sex scenes
Just wow
It didn't even deliver shota (who is not so shota actually) castration scene
What a fucking shit

9/10 It's okay - IGN

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:42:08 No.12976534

>>12976523
I think it strikes a good balance.

It's been getting steadily lewder as it goes on, but I think that works well, portraying their ever more intimate relationship as time goes by. Interspaced with plenty of cute moments too, like her fretting over him being sick, or him teasing her about the Ignis, I think it all balances out quite nicely.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:42:14 No.12976535 >>12976533 I'm gonna need a link... For scientific reasons of course

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:42:37 No.12976537 >>12976533 >Was so looking forward to this >Nothing but nipple fucks and anteater blowjobs This level of waste is criminal.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:43:02 No.12976540 >>12976533 They looked like simians.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:43:07 No.12976541

>>12976522

> It's like the third time this lilim has showed up at your door. Though this is the first time she's actually asked you out.
> Fuck it, you've got nothing else going on besides shitposting on /hbg/
> [TIME PASSAGE INTENSIFIES]
> Wait... how did you end up here? Why is there a nude lilim clinging to you? Where...
> "Oh hey, you're awake!"
> Oh god damn it it's cute the way she yawns.
> So much for baiting Ushi Onis on /hbg/ anymore

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:43:34 No.12976542 >>12976535 http://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=1288080 It's REALLY bad Blowjobs faces are nightmare tier

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:43:55 No.12976545 >Been busy over the past 6 days >Only opening threads, never have time to look through them >Finally have time >4 dead threads open Decrease posting rate immediately.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:44:08 No.12976547 File: 23 KB, 292x230, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976537 >Anteater blowjobs Jesus. Even Ghouls have more class than that.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:45:04 No.12976550 >>12976522 >>12976541 >reading these two posts >suddenly the door bell rings that was surreal but no it wasn't a MG.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:45:19 No.12976551 >>12976545 Say it to moot. He is the reason /jp/ is so fast

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:46:12 No.12976555 >>12976545 It's not our posting rate, strangely enough. The threads have been dying once a day instead of the usual time. Judging by a few penis threads and a hanging thread that got deleted immediately, I have a faint idea why.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:46:13 No.12976556 >>12976551 Who's moot?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:46:47 No.12976558 >>12976551 Yeah, him indicating /jp/ as his favorite board brought in a lot of shitposters. particularly kommandoes

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:46:55 No.12976559 >>12976550 How do you know for sure it wasn't?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:47:14 No.12976560 >>12976542 What's the name? The torrents messed up

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:48:10 No.12976562 >>12976560 What do you mean? [150130][ ピンクパイナップル]豚の如き山賊に捕らわれて処女を奪われる巨乳姫騎士＆女戦士～絶対チ○ポなんかに負けたりしない！！～ THE ANIMATION.mp4 I can't into moon

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:48:38 No.12976564 >>12976559 Would a MG disguise herself as a man who contacted my dad for some home improvement work?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:49:09 No.12976566 >>12976556 Newfag pls go.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:49:21 No.12976567 >>12976564 What better way to get close to you and have you drop your guard?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:49:28 No.12976568 >>12976560 Not him but it's you. The link works fine. It's just the usual hiko upload at the usual place.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:51:06 No.12976573 >>12976394 Pastebin?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:53:00 No.12976576 >>12976534 Awesome. Thats really reassuring to hear because I was worried it was becoming a little too onesided. Thanks, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:54:22 No.12976579 >>12976562 Yes thats perfect it's downloading now

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:55:21 No.12976580 >>12976547 Am I the only one who likes ghouls? I can't be right? Dark Skin w/ light hair + enjoys giving oral as much as actual sex, what's not to like about that?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:56:44 No.12976583 >>12976580 Dead chick with a dead end evolution. No wighthood or lichhood in their future.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:57:10 No.12976584 >>12976567 Nah man the guy's with my dad right now and is ready to leave soon . You're too paranoid I tell you

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:57:38 No.12976585 >>12976583 Not everyone needs to be a superpowered classy lady...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:57:42 No.12976586 >>12976580 I'm not letting shark teeth anything blow me.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:57:56 No.12976587 >>12976584 SHE'S SEDUCING YOUR FATHER DON'T LET THAT BITCH GET NEAR HIM

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 15:58:20 No.12976589 >>12976583 You can say it about all mgs except zombie and imp and werecat and dormouse

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:00:08 No.12976592 >>12976580 I like em, but I like probably 90-95% of monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:00:13 No.12976593 >>12976589 She's the only corporeal undead that fits. Even skeletons can level up.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:00:59 No.12976595 >>12976587 Man what's your problem? I think you're just paranoid about that anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:01:26 No.12976597 >>12976593 To who? Super skeleton? What is the evolution of ghost?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:01:59 No.12976600 >>12976589 What about Kitsune or any of the 'spirit' monsters? Dragons? Vampires, ect.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:02:55 No.12976603 >>12976580 People like them, but not as much as wights/liches etc. Bassicly, they are great, but other undead are even better.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:03:02 No.12976604
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Sleepy chocolate mouse GET.
And if you like something more lively.

>Shiny Hinezumi
http://i.imgur.com/3ZiZjPB.jpg
>Badly made Street Fighter version.
http://i.imgur.com/7EMKNKV.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:03:12 No.12976605 >>12976593 I don't remember anything in their profile about them being the exception to the rule about more lovin'>>more energy>>smarter and classier. Was this something KC tweeted about or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:04:55 No.12976607 >>12976604 >Chun-Li Hinezumi 10/10 would fuck silly.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:05:28 No.12976608 >>12976597 >Ghosts >Corporeal You don't know what that word means do you?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:06:01 No.12976610 >>12976522 I would probably try (and fail) at making some half-assed excuse and generally act like a jittering mess

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:06:09 No.12976611 >>12976604 >Delicious tanned Himezumi >Delicious Chun Li Himezumi I wish to shake your hand

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:07:47 No.12976615 >>12976604 Meh I like original much more She looks cute as fuck

>>	Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:07:47 No.12976616 >>12976604 You and I are friends now. Now if you'll excuse me.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:08:21 No.12976620 >>12976573 Sure, I'll save it. I just wrote this to get my head working because I have to work on a story update that's long overdue

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:08:31 No.12976621 >>12976610 Oh, she'd drag you by the arm to her car and she'd take you to a lovely movie followed by a fantastic dinner in a high class restaurant... Then she would take you home and that Ushi-Oni will fuck you right through the floor.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:08:31 No.12976622 >>12976607 >>12976611 Glad you like it. Although, that was an obvious version to make.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:09:41 No.12976626 >>12976620 Well keep writing it it's very nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:09:43 No.12976627 >>12976615 That's cool, I actually agree with you. >>12976616 Sempai noticed me. You need some tissues, or are you good?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:10:36 No.12976628 File: 650 KB, 888x800, Lich covered in pussy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976605 You really need to refresh yourself on the origin of liches in general

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:12:03 No.12976633 >>12976604 What are you supposed to do with her? I'm not an adventure fag but sleeping the whole life , even if with cute dormouse, doesn't sounds very appealing

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:12:16 No.12976635 >>12976628 s.... splitting your soul into pieces after performing a horrific ritual to deny death at the cost of the lives of thousands of innocents?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:12:56 No.12976637 >>12976633 Sleep rape.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:12:58 No.12976638 Is Kitsoviet dead again? It's been a month and still no tentaclepussy ch 3 and he hasn't ven been on the irc to talk to the guy who commissioned it either.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:12:59 No.12976639 >>12976633 I don't actually know mate, I'm more into the scaley kind of waifu...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:15:24 No.12976643 >>12976635 >Splitting >Not yanking it out by the roots >Stuffing it in some unlikely but easily concealed piece of garbage >And puppeting your corpse by remote What is this, Harry Potter?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:15:55 No.12976645 >>12976633 Sleeping isn't everything they do bro, they also are very good onaholes

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:16:31 No.12976646 >>12976643 Well, there's that one lich in FR that's split his soul into 213 different phylacteries, which is what I was thinking of.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:16:44 No.12976647 >>12976638 >Commissioned story You have got to be fucking kidding me.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:16:49 No.12976648 >>12976621 That'll teach me to leave the house.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:18:26 No.12976653 >>12976648 But she knew you liked that, anon. She could smell it on you. Why are you denying your body?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:18:51 No.12976654 >>12976645 But it's said when her husband is not in bed she is searching for him to sleep again

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:19:15 No.12976656 >>12976653 Traitor-Kun stop

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:19:52 No.12976658 >>12976653 But I don't particularly like Ushi-oni.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:21:36 No.12976660 >>12976658 Sure you don't. That's why she could smell it on you. It was a joke, anon. Whatever girl you love most is the one that will find you, I promise.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:21:49 No.12976661 >>12976580 I like Liches more, but I'd say they're tied for 2nd Best Undead in my mind. Blowjob Queen Zombies are wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:24:08 No.12976664 >>12976660 I don't believe you. I bet you also sent my location to the local matango.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:26:21 No.12976668

>>12976664
>I don't believe you. I bet you also sent my location to the local matango.
Even if I did it wouldn't matter
They're locked in place anyway. Oh no, they know where you live
Not like they can do anything about it. That's why they are worst girl.
Also, putting Ushi-Oni in the Matango tier of bad? That's just rude.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:30:17 No.12976679 >>12976580 Nope, but I wish there was more content for them than the 2 or 3 stories out

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:31:51 No.12976685 >>12976537 >>12976533 God fucking damnit Brown is not common in hentai, muscle even less so (that "woman" in Guts was just horrendous) How do they fuck this up so bad?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:32:32 No.12976686 >>12976668 it's nothing against them. I just paid good money for these floors.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:32:46 No.12976687 >>12976668 >They're locked in place anyway. Alraune can pull out their roots and walk for short distance Matango can do it too probably

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:34:10 No.12976690 >>12976604 >mbisonyes.webm

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:34:51 No.12976693 >>12976647 I don't think he was actually paid for it, he just always calls it "fidchell's story".

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:35:56 No.12976698 File: 260 KB, 320x180, Buta_no_Gotoki_07.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976685 Muscles a shit

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:36:47 No.12976700 >>12976686 Oh, it's not your house, silly. It's hers.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:37:16 No.12976701 >>12976698 >That face Oh wow. When you guys said bad, you really goddamn meant it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:37:19 No.12976702 >>12976698 Oh wow that's tragic.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:38:22 No.12976705 >>12976698 Holy shit! My fucking sides have gone and transcended reality!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:38:33 No.12976706 File: 633 KB, 900x1373, 1404641588394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976698 Who finds those faces sexy? >Muscles a shit You're a shit

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:38:33 No.12976707 >>12976686 > Implying she wouldn't stay and help repair them > Just so she can rape you through them and repeat the process over and over~

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:38:34 No.12976708 >>12976698 What's the title even mean? Pigs of something?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:39:34 No.12976710 >>12976698 c'mon japan I mean really?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:40:55 No.12976714 >>12976698 Why gorilla face?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:40:59 No.12976715 >>12976700 Oh sure but what if she wants to visit my place?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:41:20 No.12976716 >>12976710 Knigga, you haven't even seen the nipples stretched out until they're the size and shape of hot dogs, then literally nipple fucked.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:41:38 No.12976717 File: 183 KB, 320x180, chocolate ice cream licking.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976706 A SSHHIIIT You can fap to bara if you want muscles so much

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:42:04 No.12976719 >>12976715 Hm. Get a futon or find a concrete floor. I'm sure she'd help you reinforce the floor if you told her why.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:42:55 No.12976720 >>12976717 Is she sucking a vacuum cleaner or what?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:43:10 No.12976722

>Meet a dragonfly girl in her larval stage
>Hang out with her often since she seems lonely at times
>Scares other kids with her pincer
>One day when she molts
>She turns into a full grown
>Wings stiff and strong enough to chop trees down
>Her tail a long, segmented appendage with a mini pincer on the end, each segment shining like gems
>When going with her to school she started to act arrogant, cocky even
>She started to get into brawls and got her own gang to boss around
>Until one day she gets beat down, hard by some senior blue dragon
>"All that talk and you can only put up this much of a fight? I guess you really are more of a 'fly' than a 'dragon'."
>Later that night she's knocking at your door
>"Hey Anon, it's me"
>She sits on your couch and starts watching old sitcoms while eating a tub of pina colada flavored icecream
>You lay down right next to her
>She wraps your tail to bring you closer

What do I do Anons?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:43:16 No.12976723 >>12976656 Anon please, when will you learn? You are the traitor, not us. You betray your destiny, we're only trying to set you on the right path.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:48:01 No.12976734 >>12976722 >Dragonfly Girl This. This is something I find interesting. Comfort her?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:49:40 No.12976736 >>12975342 Every time I see that picture I think of the intro to the Cthulhu Mythos story The Ghooric Zone, where a threesome of AUGMENTED cyborgs gets interrupted by alarms during sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:50:23 No.12976737 >>12976604 >http://i.imgur.com/3ZiZjPB.jpg This version of shows off the perkiness of the Hinezumi's breasts better.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:51:59 No.12976739 File: 746 KB, 850x850, 1445757.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to always give the human sonnu the V

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:52:09 No.12976741 >>12976722 Tell her you don't date thugs.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:53:10 No.12976742 >>12976739 But anon. I'm pretty sure that's a loli she's clutching.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:53:24 No.12976744 >>12976739 meanwhile on bizaro /mgt/

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:53:46 No.12976746 >>12976716 Do I...Do. I want to?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:54:24 No.12976748 >>12976737 Which was mostly unintentional, I was fixing some errors...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:55:02 No.12976751 >>12976746 I guess if you're a glutton for punishment. Jesus, that was awful.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:55:59 No.12976754 File: 168 KB, 718x1082, get fit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976746 I wouldn't. >>12976717 not fair to indict all muscle girls because of a terrible hentai

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:56:17 No.12976755 >>12976739 I believe that's a loli.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:57:04 No.12976756 File: 91 KB, 640x480, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976698 You know, with this level of pure awful, I'm just disappointed. I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:57:17 No.12976757
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>>12976646
>>12976643

>Actually needing phylacteries
>Not just willing yourself back into existence because you're that goddamned powerful due to years of eating irradiated rocks from the moon

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:57:24 No.12976758 File: 72 KB, 1280x720, Best Dad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976748 Would a Hellhound look good in something similar to pic-related.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:57:39 No.12976760
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>>12976698
The legendary Zaku face. That really is terrible. Like not even Asagi, Princess 69 or other stuff in that vein that I forget the name of was that bad.

Somehow worse though is the storyboard capture 02:00 from >>12976542 link, where her mouth has detached itself from any concept of a jaw or face altogether. Horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:59:36 No.12976765 >>12975328 oh yes. this and the dragon were delicious.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:59:39 No.12976767 >>12976744 >meanwhile on bizaro /mgt/ I'm tired of all the attention bubble slimes get. Why doesn't anyone ever write about some of the forgotten girls, like Manticore?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:59:42 No.12976768 So what if dumb wurm gives birth to genius wurm and dumb wurm mother gets jealous

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 16:59:44 No.12976769
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This Q&A is like 2.5 years old

>Question 7: In MGE1 ancient demon at bottom of the ocean is mentioned, will they appear?
>"Yes. They will surely appear, though I can't say when it will be. They will be far different from normal MGs."

Where the fuck is my Cthulhu-chan?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:01:03 No.12976771 >>12976758 If she can get her...things in there, maybe.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:01:04 No.12976772
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>>12976742
>>12976755
You get the idea. A human boy needs his mother's V to grow up properly, it's basic human nature. Monster Girls who deny their human sons the V are truly disgusting and will just end up raising a disgusting cuddlepump of a son. He'd probably go out and cuddle any Monster Girl who gave him enough money.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:01:34 No.12976773 >>12976760 >Zaku nickname is pig >Title of the hentai is about pigs IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:01:40 No.12976774 >>12976769 Tsunthulhu pls.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:01:44 No.12976775 >>12976769 KCs next girl is supposedly going to be really intricate compared to his previous girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:03:15 No.12976779 >>12976773 ILLUMINATI?!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:04:09 No.12976781 >>12976772 The kid would have to impregnate his adoptive mom at some point. Whether he wants too, or not.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:04:14 No.12976782 >>12976775 That was just my guess because he said he was having a tricky time with the lineart...

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:07:53 No.12976796

>>12976781
>Wight has Human Boy son
>Raises him to be respectful
>Gets him to dick her
>Gets impregnanted
>Just in time for him to move out of the house
>She waves goodbye
>Gives birth to human son

And that's how Wight managed to have an endless supply of human boy dick.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:08:32 No.12976799

>>12976779
No, just that the japanese have a weird obsession with long faces being associated with pigs. And sexual stuff about pigs, like nose hooks.

I mean in the west, the long face association is with the horse, and calling someone horse-faced is calling them ugly.

Pigs don't even have long faces, they have chubby cheeks. I've got a slab of jowl bacon in the fridge that proves it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:08:42 No.12976801 >>12976782 >>12976775 In before another Chimera that will be forgotten

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:10:05 No.12976802 >>12976801 The Chimera was just very cluttered looking.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:10:21 No.12976803 >>12976796 >Gives birth to human son You're just asking for a shitstorm. >>12976801 I have not forgotten her. She is wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:10:32 No.12976805 >>12976796 >Gives birth to human son Your headcanon sucks this >>12976717 badly

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:10:33 No.12976806 >>12976722 Go for it. You will set her on the right path by being by her side.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:11:04 No.12976807

>>12975738
>You will never have a manticore that likes baseball
>She will never drag you to watch her favorite team
>You will never spend half the game in the bathroom being milked
>She will never get mad at you for making her miss the game

I'm assuming that's a baseball hat she is wearing, I don't have a sense of fashion for hats.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:11:57 No.12976812 File: 585 KB, 1200x1717, 20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976772 Muh nigga Children should have their first sex in family Daughteru dicking is very important

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:12:05 No.12976814 >>12976807 It's a Trucker hat, anon. But your baseball idea is cute. Even if it is her own fault. We need more sports-fan MGs.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:12:51 No.12976815 >>12976807 She's the manticore from the cuckolding adventures of futacat and manticore you dumbass

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:13:09 No.12976816
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>>12976796
While I don't mind MGs conceiving human sons much to the threads chagrin.

I believe a Wight daughteru would have worked better so the Wight wouldn't have came off as a slut.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:13:38 No.12976817 >>12976604 >You will never watch a Hinezumi fire off a Kikouken from behind

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:13:44 No.12976818 >>12976815 >cuckolding Eh, what?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:14:28 No.12976821 >>12976815 I chuckled.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:15:28 No.12976824 >>12976818 >MC raising the child of the futacat and the manticore >Not even raising his own child in the relationship Literal cuckolding

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:16:04 No.12976827 >>12976817 But how would she...oh.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:17:16 No.12976828 >>12976824 I don't think you know what that word means. Besides, aren't the three of them raising the abomination together?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:18:32 No.12976833 >>12976824 What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:19:30 No.12976835 >>12976828 >Allowing someone else to impregnate your woman >Raising their child >It's okay guys, they all love each other Sure thing buddy

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:20:29 No.12976836

>>12976817
"They're getting closer, partner! Use your thing!"
>"Don't worry, I got 'em! KIKOUKEN!"
"Oh no, he's not down! T-Try it again!"
>"Okay!"
"Maybe take two steps back, too."

>You will never discretely get a glance at her black panties this way

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:21:19 No.12976838 >>12976835 Well, yes, I do agree with that. As long as there's a group dynamic where affection and love are shared equally, I don't see any issue. But then, I haven't read Truckercore, so I really don't know the full context.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:22:16 No.12976841 >>12976835 Both of them are "his woman" though. >It's okay guys, they all love each other. That is a legit excuse in this case, you know. If you don't see it that way, though, that's fine too.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:22:33 No.12976843 >>12976835 >This is what feminists actually believe.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:22:49 No.12976844 File: 8 KB, 251x240, 1394048906652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976838 >Well, yes, I do agree with that. As long as there's a group dynamic where affection and love are shared equally, I don't see any issue

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:23:25 No.12976847 >>12976838 >Love >Equal AHAHAHAHA! I haven't heard that particular oxymoron in awhile.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:25:52 No.12976851 >>12976844 Okay, would it make you feel better if Savannah got pregnant with Anon's kid too? You know, to complete the love triangle where they still bang each other in three-ways every night Anyway? Shit, I shouldn't even be this involved in this.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:26:21 No.12976852 File: 66 KB, 393x600, ChocolateIntensifies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Since I like you guys so much no alp, have another. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to see a therapist about my chocolate problem...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:27:22 No.12976855 >>12976852 >Extra Chocolate Salamander >With amethyst scales and a pinkish flame Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:28:18 No.12976858 >>12976851 >not Anon being pregnant Pleb

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:28:33 No.12976861 >>12976851 Not even him but there's nothing that can save that whole travesty of a story. Really, it was bad but not terrible at the end of 1. 2 was just a fucking joke.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:29:41 No.12976864 >>12976858 So you've been cheating me this whole time, and I didn't even notice. Well, you have cheated me for the last time!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:29:42 No.12976865 >>12976855 >Think that color is amythest >Not garnet You don't know jack about stones

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:31:08 No.12976868 >>12976803 >>12976805 Not the anon from >>12976796, but I never understood the stigma behind MG's being able to have human sons. Monster boys I can understand, fuck that noise, but what's the problem with a 100% normal human son?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:34:18 No.12976877

>>12976868
Because it completely fucks with the human/monster dynamic. Then monstergirls are nothing but human girls with some accessories. Even MGE is incubi and not vanilla humans.

And before anyone says anything about incubi being basically humans, remember that any incubi born is just going to sire more monsters even if he marries a human girl. And turn her into a succubus to boot.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:34:46 No.12976878 >>12976861 Bob is digging himself into an even bigger ditch with his MGU-tier Cheticore, and the fact he gave Leona "characterization" for whatever reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:35:03 No.12976879 >>12976852 So is basically every shiny pokemon going to be chocolate? I mean, I like it as much as most anons, but if you end up doing the same thing to almost every MG profile, I can see it getting old pretty fast.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:35:13 No.12976880 >>12976814 I don't even like sports, I just thought it sounded nice

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:37:10 No.12976890 >>12976879 Yep, I definitely have a problem... Next one is gonna be super pale, promise.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:37:10 No.12976891 >>12976879 I think some of them need to be that classic 2P variation, if that makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:37:25 No.12976894 >>12976868 They can give birth to humans in my headcanon too. It's something pretty strange and only happens from time to time, though.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:37:38 No.12976897

>>12976877
Aren't Incubi only turned by DE? They still don't produce any DE themselves. They just produce more spirit energy.

A human female would be just fine together with a incubi. Besides being permanently exhausted because their husbands keep demanding sex.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:40:55 No.12976907

>>12976877
>Because it completely fucks with the human/monster dynamic. Then monstergirls are nothing but human girls with some accessories.

That... doesn't actually make sense. How would a monster girl having a human son illegitimize her being a monster?

>MGE

Oh, so it actually boils down to the whole retarded "doomed human race" thing. I see

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:42:07 No.12976915

>>12976897
Incubi use DE as a catalyst to produce more SE, so they have a large reserve of it in their bodies. Since it's a catalyst, it doesn't deplete, it just speeds up the process of SE production. And DE in MGE is like radiation, it corrupts anything it's in contact with for an extended period of time. Just living in a place can fuck it up with DE, like all the Gnomes turning into Dark Gnomes.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:44:33 No.12976922

>>12976877

In my headcanon, Monstergirls can give birth to 100% human male sons, but it's an extremely rare occasion.

Some can even be born with some of their mothers' abilities, but it's an even more difficult to happen. See Angry Oniborn Guy for example.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:44:55 No.12976924

>>12976915
I should properly read that incubi page. I had no idea that they still have DE within them.

>>12976907
It would completely fuck over the MGE settings, for what it's worth. Though it would create an interresting setting otherwise. Two seperate nations, one of MG and males and the other purely human.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:45:53 No.12976931

>>12976907
>Monsters have no need for external men
>Monsters have no need to go outside their insular culture
>Monsters have no exotic qualities to the people who grow up in such a society

Actually, I'm not doing this SuperEgo. You keep just being retarded and 'Muh modern society don't need no cultural tension'

>>	PantyQuest Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:46:17 No.12976932 File: 362 KB, 450x600, 156843435454545.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Faggot Cat edition Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/hddzzrMR New page: http://pastebin.com/ahMa9qP9

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:47:22 No.12976940 >>12976922 Good thing nobody cares about headcanon except for the heads the canon inhabits. Why even bring it up?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:48:54 No.12976941 >>12976931 >keep being retarded Not him, but there's really no need to get so hostile over a topic like this anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:50:29 No.12976945 >>12976931 >cultural tension Mamono mana disregards any kind of fucking tension related to Monstergirls and humans, what's your point?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:50:55 No.12976946 >>12976932 Yes. I'm gonna fuck the smug out of those fucking cats, I don't even care about the fucking panties. I just want to fuck a faggot cats mouth full.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:51:00 No.12976947 >>12976932 Their dorm can probably be likened to "The Sword" stage from Thief now that I think about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:52:56 No.12976951 File: 10 KB, 300x286, golden-apple-300x286.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"This Golden Apple goes to the best Monster Waifu in the world."

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:53:45 No.12976957 >>12976951 Lamias. Lamias are all about nice-looking apples.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:55:16 No.12976959 >>12976951 >Shaping gold into a fucking fruit What's the point? You can't even eat it!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:55:16 No.12976960 File: 2.67 MB, 823x1200, Deruella_2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976951

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:55:25 No.12976961 >>12976951 That would obviously be Dragons. Bet she'd love that apple, too.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:55:45 No.12976964

>>12976941
You ever remember the discussion before about 'why so hostile?' on some other subject and it was said because after the sixth time of the same dance, people get a lot more terse and less polite? It's the exact same thing. I mean hell, you even know who the writefag is that's making the argument, it's been done so many times.

>>12976945
>The thing ditched from most stories
>Where it's the big deal in MGE, you still have a stalemated war over that cultural tension

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:56:31 No.12976966 > Today's blog image Anyone have the murderfish exploitable? Horse Pussy shouldn't be the only thing Mero gushes about.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:56:57 No.12976969

>>12976924
It would be pretty interesting to see how two nations like that would work, conflicts would be more about ideals, cultures, and beliefs than the simple "doomed human race" thing

>>12976931
>implying MGs having sons means there's no culture

Where have I implied that? One only has to look at our own society to see that we go fucking nuts over other races, beliefs, and cultures. Tossing in MGs to that would cause more conflict, not less

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:57:01 No.12976970 >>12976877 >nothing but human girls with some accessories. Openly or otherwise, that tends to be how they're creatively handled anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:57:04 No.12976971 >>12976960 Deruella is a bitch. The shittiest of the Lilims, all of who are shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:57:22 No.12976973 >>12976959 Makes whoever you give it to fall in love with you. Wasn't this myth brought up just last thread?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:57:36 No.12976975 >>12976932 Get clippy things and attach them to the base of their necks, problem solved. Could take one with you as a fuck toy as well if she's all limp.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:58:19 No.12976976 File: 56 KB, 418x590, werewolf lm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976960 KC clearly has thighs and tits down to an art, why don't we ever see him draw butts more often?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:58:40 No.12976979 File: 188 KB, 724x584, 1371070289346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976960

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:58:47 No.12976980 >>12976964 I suppose you have a point. My apologies. Still, i wish we could have discussions about positive topics without resorting to shitflinging, you know? But you still do have a point.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:59:04 No.12976982 File: 26 KB, 400x400, Meanie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976971 >Human pls.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 17:59:05 No.12976983 >>12976976 Maybe he's not an ass man.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:00:06 No.12976988 >>12976982 We need this redone with Mari and Ilassa. Like with the pillow fort.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:00:08 No.12976989 >>12976975 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t1XPYVbsSo Time to pay her back for all those times she raped you while invisible and people thought you were just crazy. Revenge rape is the sweetest.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:00:10 No.12976991 >>12976982 It's true and you know it anon. Deruella is a shit ruler and Lilims are the worst monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:00:24 No.12976993 >>12976976 Because a profile picture will normally be a front or 3/4 view. A back view doesn't tell you much. And most anything with a tail will cover up part of the ass in a natural standing position anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:02:10 No.12976996 >>12976989 I believe that's what the Cheshire intended to happen, due in part to their somewhat sado-masochistic nature.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:02:15 No.12976997 >>12976989 Yes, exactly like that!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:02:46 No.12976999 >>12976988 Either ask the guy who did this one, or just make it yourself. Can't be that hard. >>12976991 Could you be any more tsun?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:02:48 No.12977000

>>12976980
>Still, i wish we could have discussions about positive topics without resorting to shitflinging, you know?
As do I, anon, as do I. What ifs and speculation is a lot more fun without someone rigidly enforcing their own views, but, we're on 4chan

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:03:10 No.12977002

Dragonfly gril cont.

>Fuck it might as well make her feel better, that way she doesn't look so, pathetic
>"Well, what did you expect, going around, acting like you own the whole shebang"
>She doesn't answer back, instead she opts to tense her jaw, bending the spoon in her mouth
>"That Blue Dragon is the daughter of a military family, going up against her was simply foolhardy
>She still doesn't answer back, her eyes form a hard stare while her tail squeezes against your sides
>"And even if you did win, chances are her or her friends would've kicked your shit in. Speaking of which I didn't see any of them standing up for you when you got trashed."
>That's when she snapped
>She placed the tub of ice cream on the floor
>Looked into your eyes
>And then started to pummel you
>Or at least tried
>"Shut the fuck up Anon!"
>She yelled as she went for your neck and torso, with you slipping out of her tail and jabs without letting up your rant
>"See what I mean? When you can't argue back you just start getting punch happy. That's not how it works in the real world. Out there you simply get arrested and put in the slammer. And once your ass is in jail, who's going to remember you? No one that's who."
>"Shut your goddamned mouth!"
>She goes for her famed uppercut
>Too bad you've seen it one too many times
>You make a feint, allowig her to think she's won
>Then you ducked, pulling her tail, slamming her into the ground
>You pin her in such a way thay she can't avoid seeing your face
>"Get off me, get off me get off me!"
>"No! You're going to listen to what I have to say."
>You take a deep sigh
>"C'mon Megan, you're better than this. Remember those days when we watched the adults sparring, and you said to me you wanted to be like them? And I said I wanted to as well? What happened to that?"
>After taking a few needed breaths you got off her, and let her out
>Later you heard that she disbanded her gang
>But now she can't seem to look you in the eye anymore

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:03:57 No.12977005

>>12976946
>>12976975
>Using a prone and helpless catgirl as your cocksleeve.
>Especially a smug-ass Cheshire
>Her body tensed and tight from the pinch
>Locked in place as you rail into her
>Her face the only part of her moving besides twitches
>Slowly contorting from smug, to afraid, to stoic, to straight-up ahegao by the time you pump her full.
Can'tArgueWithThisBoner.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:04:28 No.12977007 >>12976996 Stupid faggot cats, always one step ahead. Can't even give you the satisfaction of winning.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:05:08 No.12977011 >>12977007 >Implying it wasn't part of our plan all along.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:05:26 No.12977012 >>12976999 I legitimately hate Lilims. Worst waifu, worst rulers, worst everything. Behead all Lilims!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:05:31 No.12977014 File: 195 KB, 378x861, lMaN8Cd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976991 >Lilims are the worst monster girls

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:06:25 No.12977017 >>12977012 ...I'm gonna need some dere here really soon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:06:28 No.12977018 >>12977002 Definitely not what I was expecting. Do go on.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:06:30 No.12977019 >>12977000 You know that actually does happen when something new is mentioned and it's not just the same regurgitated statements and arguements. Like when a new profile comes out.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:07:30 No.12977023 >>12977007 >>12977011 Marriage to a Cheshire likely involves asspulls, lots and lots of asspulls.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:08:45 No.12977026 >>12977017 No dere here anon. Only hate.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:08:47 No.12977027 >>12977023 Well, she better strap herself in. I'm an honor student at troll university.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:09:07 No.12977030 >>12977005 I have a new fetish it seems......

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:10:02 No.12977036 >>12977023 A lot of tail pulls too. Every conversation you have with her would be turned upside down while she flashes that smug grin, knowing that she's doing it all intentionally so that you hatefuck her.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:10:42 No.12977042 File: 126 KB, 800x1000, 4 claws for a husband is a steal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976996 >>12977023

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:11:03 No.12977043 >>12977026 Not even "Chaotic good" Ilassa?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:11:50 No.12977048 >>12977027 >troll university You mean the Netherworld Demon Academy?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:11:54 No.12977050 >>12977043 Not even. Chaotic Evil hate only.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:12:13 No.12977051 >>12977042 When will Trish go full yan? It's a genuine surprise that she hasn't done such a thing yet.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:12:20 No.12977052 >>12977042 >Trish. Would put a ring on that collar/10

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:14:25 No.12977059 >>12977048 No, not our evil rival school. I also like my heart right where it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:14:52 No.12977060 >>12976877 What dynamic exactly? The mechanic of the human race getting fucked into extinction? I'll stick to ignoring KC canon in this case.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:15:33 No.12977062 >>12977050 Sounds like you need a healthy dose of MAMONO MANA.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:16:47 No.12977066 File: 307 KB, 800x1000, 1422324782266.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977050 >Chaotic Evil >The Blood God did not care from whose corpse the blood flew.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:17:45 No.12977067 >>12977062 My hate for Lilims is eternal. No amount of brainwashing will change that.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:17:49 No.12977068

>>12977051
She seems to have been doing a pretty good job so far.
>tfw she's the only girl who's been fucking MC since she pounced on him in the hospital
>making sure she's the one in his bed
>making sure he's too tired to stray
>telling everyone she's getting married
>all according to plan

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:18:42 No.12977070 >>12977068 >Yfw Trish is a hidden yandere all along

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:19:11 No.12977071 >>12975850 Not that varied. I just think of random things while playing Dark souls 2 or drinking or playing Kichikuou Rance.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:19:27 No.12977072 File: 2.57 MB, 2000x2500, 1421399559966.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LICK THE APOPHIS DO IT NOW

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:20:37 No.12977073 >>12977067 >No amount of brainwashing will change that. Wanna bet?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:20:41 No.12977074 >>12977070 >hidden yandere She schlicked with the MCs underwear, AND obsessively sniffed one of his worn shirts.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:21:22 No.12977076 >>12977072 No! I don't wanna!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:21:23 No.12977077 >>12977072 Oh baby!

thegreens Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:21:25 No.12977078
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>>12975324
Hi I'm TheGreens and recapanon is STILL NOT HERE, he is currently busy fighting sumo wrestler Hakuhō Shō in the makuuchi championship.

recap is coming. Long thread, that last one. Let's keep trying to summon recap anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:22:00 No.12977080 >>12977072 Apophisicle? Sounds delicious. What flavors are there?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:22:13 No.12977081 >>12977070 Fine by me. If she gets rid of the evil final boss succumom, the stupid horses and the snake, she can be as yandere as she likes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:22:33 No.12977083 >>12977072 Eh, sure. Why not?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:22:57 No.12977088 >>12977074 Sounds like a Best Girl alright. Maybe I should reach Vengeance...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:24:40 No.12977094 File: 3.18 MB, 2000x2500, 1421097320582.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977080 THERE IS ONLY GRAPE FLAVOR PARTAKE IN THE GRAPE FLAVOR PARTAKE NOW

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:24:52 No.12977095 File: 947 KB, 500x281, Sala after Twister.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you play Twister with a Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:25:15 No.12977097 >>12977081 >Hating on maximum loyalty chocolate horse pussy

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:25:15 No.12977098 File: 1.22 MB, 975x1103, 808b423858ce2b5b558226b83e184a77.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977078 >That girl I really like her for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:25:30 No.12977100 >>12977094 No, git gud. And by that, I mean get legs, faggot snake.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:26:31 No.12977104 >>12977097 >Horse pussy Need I say more? Even though you do have a point about that loyalty.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:27:00 No.12977105 >>12977074 She also stole all his underwear, and only gave him one pair to wear that she made herself.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:27:19 No.12977107 >>12977073 Yeah sure faggot. My hate for Lilims will last forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:27:21 No.12977108 >>12977094 Y-yes mistress...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:29:04 No.12977113 >>12977094 Where is Apophis goddess of love?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:29:09 No.12977114 File: 133 KB, 689x1020, 1422398803739.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977107

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:29:17 No.12977115 >>12977107 >Hating someone gives them power over you.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:30:44 No.12977120 >>12977114 >>12977115 Forever. My hate will enter different dimensions. Can't stop won't stop the Lilim hate.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:31:00 No.12977121 >>12976960 >Saitama will never punch out Deruella

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:32:01 No.12977124 File: 111 KB, 544x572, 1422398803740.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977120

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:32:27 No.12977125 >>12977121 I need this. I need it so bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:33:19 No.12977127 Instead of fucking the smug out of a monstergirl what if she fucked the smug into you like some sort of STD.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:33:58 No.12977129 >>12977127 I don't want to be smuged though. I just want a smug monster girl to bully me out of love.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:34:54 No.12977133

>>12977114
>>12977124
You can sit there, smug, eybrows raised and your arms crossed.

But know this. No man you forcefully rape with bullshit Demon Magic will never love you truly. It will be false, pretending to love you so you don't punish him further.

No matter what you do, you will be alone in the end and I'll be there to laugh.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:35:07 No.12977135 >>12977129 I can bully you if you want. I won't be out of love though.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:35:58 No.12977137 >>12977127 >The perfect storm of self-satisfaction https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uOdpblrVoM

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:36:36 No.12977140 File: 112 KB, 544x572, 1422398803741.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977133

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:36:45 No.12977141 >>12977100 >Legs Ew EWWWWWWWWWWW

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:37:33 No.12977142 >>12977002 Please continue I want this >thugdere healing is best

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:38:08 No.12977147 >>12977140 F-fuck you...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:38:41 No.12977148 >>12977140 Lilims are shit. Worse than mushroom bitches.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:39:11 No.12977150 >>12977141 >You will never lick your waifus thighs. You have yet to see true suffering.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:39:40 No.12977151 >>12976626 Well, here it is. Thanks for reading. http://pastebin.com/JSiHqsid

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:39:44 No.12977152 >>12977137 >A demon realm created from the the collective smugness of monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:40:14 No.12977153 >>12976698 I fapped to Mai Chan's daily life. I can fap to this. Step it up Senpai.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:41:14 No.12977155 >>12976717 Hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:41:33 No.12977158 File: 82 KB, 800x720, Around a Fox, watch your cocks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977150 Heavily soaked with ramen with a hint of tofu.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:42:39 No.12977165 >>12977153 >I fapped to Mai Chan's daily life Muh nigga BABY FUCK IS AWWWRIGHT

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:42:58 No.12977166 File: 99 KB, 544x572, 1422398803743.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977147 >>12977148

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:43:19 No.12977168 >>12977125 >>12977121 Saitama could fucking destroy all the Lilims on his own in a matter of a week tops. All hail the Bald Master.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:44:28 No.12977171 >>12977166 Mari pls. You're flatter than a grapesnake. Those boobs won't be swaying anyone.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:45:08 No.12977174 >>12977166 Your defiant arms hold no power here filth.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:45:41 No.12977176 >>12977166 Lilims use demonic energy to make their flat tits bigger. Fact, Lilims are worse than human girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:46:08 No.12977179 >>12977168 >Not triple fusioning Saitama, Kiryu and Guts >Not ending the monster threat in a matter of hours.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:46:10 No.12977180 File: 661 KB, 1280x720, Ara Ara~ Are you sure it will fit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976951

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:46:35 No.12977181 File: 422 KB, 500x500, 1422661595174.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977171 Guess you can say those boobs won't be swaying at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:46:46 No.12977182 >>12976951 So mai waifu?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:47:02 No.12977183 File: 47 KB, 544x572, 1422398803745.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977171 >>12977174 >>12977176

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:47:42 No.12977184 File: 662 KB, 689x1000, 1418314537478.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977094 FUCK YOU! Chocopophis, Best Pophis.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:48:19 No.12977185 >>12977133 >No man you forcefully rape with bullshit Demon Magic will never love you truly But they didn't use demon magic on me and I love them already.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:50:12 No.12977187 >>12977184 Nope, purple is better than brown

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:50:16 No.12977188 File: 101 KB, 300x300, 1397842711586.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976951 Gold apple Barometz

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:51:00 No.12977191 File: 7 KB, 250x250, 159458348093545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977188 W-what did you say?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:51:07 No.12977192 >>12977002 Yes good. She learned her lesson.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:52:17 No.12977194 >>12977187 Only pizza tastes better than chocolate. Get a new tongue, your old one is obviously busted.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:52:47 No.12977196 >>12977188 >>12977191 THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT THE FORBIDDEN MONSTER

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:54:29 No.12977203 >>12977166 Don't you give me that fucking look you saggy cunt. at least give me some nice clothes when I get turned into an Alp.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:55:25 No.12977208 >>12977196 I wonder how a DE enhanced, golden apple Barometz would look and act? She'd probably be one of those jealous and possessive types.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:55:40 No.12977209 File: 10 KB, 544x572, 1422398803742.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977203

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:55:57 No.12977210 >>12977180 >dat filename Please, it would be like throwing a grain of sand into a train tunnel.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:56:48 No.12977212 >>12977203 Shut up alp, you deserve to be bullied, not have nice clothes. You're gonna get cuddled

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:56:50 No.12977213 >>12977210 A tunnel flooded with industrial grade lubricant.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:57:11 No.12977214 Lilims are all just a bunch of buttsluts I bet.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:57:52 No.12977216 >>12977212 I believe in our savior, King Grump Alp! He shall bring us salvation from the endless hugs and pats!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:57:53 No.12977217 >>12977210 I've always surmised that Dark Priests would keep their hymens intact before they send the guy of their dreams into cloud nine.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:58:09 No.12977218 >>12977210 Not everyone here is a cuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:58:34 No.12977221 File: 63 KB, 300x300, 1402722195771.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977196 THE FORBIDDEN BAROMETZ. WHO TEMPTS MORTALS WITH PROMISES OF GRANDEUR.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:58:44 No.12977222

Bored again.
Give me some more greentext prompts to write.
I wrote these last night, for those who were not on late enough to see them: CC Black Dragon picking up Anon at the bar: http://pastebin.com/QxMVwPRg
and a clumsy mantis trying to seduce Anon -- and succeeding: http://pastebin.com/6Unjc9Jh

I make no promises as to quality.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:58:59 No.12977224 >>12977217 Yeah, they just preach sex, not demonstrate it personally.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:59:16 No.12977226 >>12977216 I'm not a fucking alp. Go get cuddled you shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:59:27 No.12977227 >>12977214 Buttsluuts, pussysluts, mouthsluts, handsluts, titsluts. Anywhere you can put a dick they'd be into it and do it frequently. Just don't confront them about this, or they'll maginuke your whole country.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:59:49 No.12977229 >>12977226 Our Savior!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 18:59:51 No.12977230 Would you go to christian camp with valkryie counselors and angel bunkmates?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:00:03 No.12977231 >>12977222 Something based on current OP? Loved both of last night's. Wonderfully lewd.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:00:22 No.12977233
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>>12977217
> monstergirls with intact hymens
Unless she's nine years old and/or a unicorn, you're shit outta luck, anon.
Slime is mai waifu, they don't even have them to start with

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:00:25 No.12977234 File: 640 KB, 900x1000, Dark_Priest34.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977217 It seems likely.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:01:03 No.12977236 >>12977222 AA meeting with an Oni clan, ends with the male session holder getting gang raped?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:01:04 No.12977237 >>12977230 >Angel Bunkmates Ah camp...tryin' to sneak a peek into the girl's bunk.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:01:12 No.12977239 File: 172 KB, 910x1200, SinnersBeware.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977188 >>12977196 >>12977221 I hate you guys so much sometimes...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:01:15 No.12977240 >>12977230 >Would you go to Christian camp with attractive women surrounding you? Why not? Zero chance of getting laid unless you can make a valkyrie fall faster than "god," but the view would be great.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:01:24 No.12977242 >>12977222 How's that one thing involving "she who has the caudalcunt" coming along?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:01:45 No.12977243 >>12977214 I kinda want a lilim buttslut now No monsters seem to use their ass's

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:01:49 No.12977244 >>12977229 I'm not your savior and I'm not an alp. I have a dick and no fucking horns.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:02:43 No.12977247 >>12977244 Just because you have never experienced the joys of being a cuddle toy doesn't mean you never will King Grump Alp. Have some faith.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:03:14 No.12977250 >>12977242 >caudalcunt ... What? Clarify?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:03:22 No.12977252

>>12977222
I remember reading some story that involved some gang of deliquents. One of them was a gothic kikimora.

So why not write a story about a rebellious kikimora? One that doesn't want to clean and tries to fight her urges or something.

Doesn't have to be lewd.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:03:23 No.12977253 >>12977222 A Draconic/Reptilian/ or Canine Monster Girl protecting her Anon's smile and being overprotective and doting!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:03:34 No.12977255 >>12977233 I want to be a slut. I want to fuck every MG that strikes my fancy and build a castle the size of a mountain, made of pure horniness and sex stench.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:03:43 No.12977256 >>12977233 >Slime is mai waifu Hopefully it's a Red Slime, since normal Slimes are dunces. >>12977239 Make it resemble more of a traditional yellow apple, color wise.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:03:44 No.12977257

>>12977233
I'm sure that there are plenty of Monster Girls who're still virgins, holding out for that one guy they just see and KNOW they want to rape for the rest of their lives.

Still wouldn't have hymens. Those're long gone to masturbation. Unless buttslut. Buttsluts will still have hymens.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:03:52 No.12977258 File: 342 KB, 450x193, 147643286434324.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977239 >My dick when.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:04:01 No.12977259 >>12977247 I swear to god I will fuck your ass with a condom and leave you without condoms you shitty alp.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:04:22 No.12977260 >>12977250 >Caudal >Cunt

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:05:04 No.12977263 >>12977184 While taking away the grape of a grapesnake may be wrong, I have to admit...Mmmmph.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:05:04 No.12977264 >>12977233 >monstergirls with intact hymens Alice. Unicorn. KC may get shit on here, but he knows what he's doing when it comes to pleasing everybody. Horse Pussy a shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:05:07 No.12977265 >>12977259 >condoms I'm leaving, getting way too mad at alps, I'm just tripping over myself

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:05:57 No.12977269 >>12977257 That is my fetish

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:05:57 No.12977270 >>12977265 It's natural for you to trip up with all your feminine habits poking through finally.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:06:12 No.12977274 >>12977257 Well, it would be difficult to masturbate with HORSE PUSSY So unicorns are still virgins and nightmares

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:06:17 No.12977275 >>12977260 Ah. It's still on the backlog behind the Kejourou story.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:06:30 No.12977277 File: 1.87 MB, 1280x1224, When did the Brown Manticore ever become a thing?.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977250

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:06:37 No.12977278 >>12977239 This fucking guy. CHOCOLATE. TACO. BAROMETZ!

thegreens Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:06:53 No.12977280
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>>12977078
>>12975324
We talk about the old MG's that absolutely nobody cares about
An anon who might be a ban evader draws dank-ass MG's
Aviators chapter 11
Hellhound mutilates a manticore
Remember that one joke about MG Mikuru and the battle of Passchendaele? It gets like 6 greentext stories.
Afterwords, Mikuru accidentally transports them to the Rape of Nanking, an ISIS execution, the sinking of the Wilhelm Gustloff and many other wonderful field trips
Anons duel to the death over who is the most edgy
Night Mare has nightmares
Is there anything better than fluffy tails? Yes, Being liked and successful
Don’t call me princess you look like Andre the giant with tits and worse hair
Ben Garrison kills my Akaname waifu
Thread is bombed with pro-Amazon leaflets
Anon turns his paladin waifu into a dog
Anons unleash powers, get waifus (Rainbow fire Manipulation, Youko. Finally got lucky)
I want a dragon maid harem
Anon is 2cool for valentines day
Cross-eyed grapesnake
Anon is a bad parent
Anons receive waifus and HIV
How ALPanon taught to stop worrying
Anon teaches us how to cunnilingus
I think people like maritan's reaction image a little too much
>Not selling your soul to a demon
whaaaat, /mgg doesn't like halo? Stop disliking things I like!
Ushi-onis and white phosphorus
Not sure if chuuni or a joke.
I am sure, however, that anon's rich stalker is chuuni
Nazi MGs
Monster Girl Quest Servant of the monster lord wins the Nobel prize for literature
Anon likes that "special feeling" he gets from Anubis's bum
Don't shake the hugbox
It's like an edgy sonic fanfiction
anon plays with his skeleton waifu's limbs
Chapter 10 of Yetinburg
RIP Illias
Kojima really likes burgers
Anon NTR's a girl, then wonders why he's undesirable
>I left my boyfriend for a video game, made him addicted to my poison, and ignored him for literally years, why doesn't he like me anymore?
Let's talk about dumbdere, chuuni manti instead
And then rape her
Less is based

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:06:56 No.12977281 >>12977270 I swear to god I will hit you in the mouth. I'm not a goddamn alp you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:07:58 No.12977284 >>12977230 >christian camp >God having anything to do with MGs Oh you're serious? Blah Blah.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:08:12 No.12977286 >>12977277 What are we going to do on the forest floor?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:08:50 No.12977290 >>12977281 >Calling another man a faggot Good god the Alp is strong with this one, you even want to caress my face.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:09:51 No.12977293 >>12977002 Yay so far, dunno if yay will continue

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:10:04 No.12977296 >>12977231 Probably not. Not a huge fan of anubis. However, maid seems likely: >>12977252 On it. It'll be a short one. >>12977236 Sure. >>12977253 Jabberwocky okay?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:10:26 No.12977299 >>12977280 >7 times After my previous result, I'm disappointed in myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:10:47 No.12977302 >>12977290 Stop calling me a goddamn alp. I am not a frigging alp!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:11:07 No.12977303 >>12977280 It's not great but then again I'm not great. We'll keep waiting until recap anon returns from the dead. >>12977299 What'd you write?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:11:11 No.12977305 File: 162 KB, 910x1200, SinV2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977256 There ya go >>12977278 Why? >>12977280 >Hellhound mutilates a manticore Hope Loen saw my message.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:11:26 No.12977307 >>12977302 Then what's with all the sand in your vagina?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:11:29 No.12977308 >>12977280 >and then rape her It's not rape if she wanted it.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:12:07 No.12977310
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>>12977255
Seems fair
>>12977256
>Hopefully it's a Red Slime, since normal Slimes are dunces
Blueberry slime is loev. Their retard moe is delicious to me
>>12977257
I dunno anon. Half the monstergirls have to fuck you for basic nutrition, and the other half consider giving you the V about as formal as a handshake.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:12:33 No.12977311 >>12977302 Denial is the sign of a problem King Grump.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:13:35 No.12977316 >>12977303 What do you care so much? I'm anonymous, like the rest of you, makes little sense to claim ownership when I don't have a face and am not known. Well, somewhat known, but who cares?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:13:45 No.12977318 File: 46 KB, 620x350, 1422663225867.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977307 Because you motherfuckers keep calling me that shit. If I could hit you people with an alp stick I would. Only $19.95!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:14:38 No.12977322 >>12977274 Tree branches.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:15:12 No.12977326 >>12977305 Wunderbar.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:15:35 No.12977327 >>12977318 If you have nothing to worry about then why do you keep getting upset when we mention it? It's like a killer getting defensive while being questioned, veeery suspicious.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:15:38 No.12977328 >>12977305 >why Deus Vult.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:15:57 No.12977332

>>12977310
>Basic Nutrition
Actually it's just the opposite.
They consider a man's "Mana" to be the best goddamn treat out there. They can survive without it, more and more easily the further they are from being a Succubus.

But really, what kind of life is that? Going without what you hear, what your body craves, is the best food ever? It'd make those who do abstain until a significant relationship all the more hungry for it. Glorious.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:16:14 No.12977333 >>12977316 >What do you care so much Because it's interesting to see what people do. If you're gonna brag about the number of times you get in you might as well elaborate

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:17:39 No.12977336 >>12977328 I'm pretty sure chocolate taco is one one most sinful things in existence...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:18:51 No.12977341 >>12977318 Oh, it's a Danuki pretending to be an alp. Alpnuki? Dalpnuki? Zip zop wop boopity bop.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:18:58 No.12977343

>>12977280
>Hellhound mutilates a manticore
Wasn't that a while ago?

>Night Mare has nightmares
Still looking forward to that continuing.

>Anon is a bad parent
Invariably.

>Less is based
Is he ever.

>Anon likes that "Special feeling" he gets from Anubis' bum
What is this. I think I missed this. Tell me more.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:19:27 No.12977344 >>12977264 >he knows what he's doing when it comes to pleasing everybody Not quite. A pure waits-until-marriage monster that isn't a loli and doesn't have her snatch like two meters away from her other girl parts would also be nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:20:03 No.12977348 >>12977296 Jabberwocky is my favorite monster girl, she is beyond perfect. You are my nigga to the nth dimension.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:20:29 No.12977349 >>12977344 It all comes down to individualism. I'm sure there are plenty of MGs who could supress their desire for that most wonderful of treats until they met a guy they genuinely wanted to marry.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:20:43 No.12977351 >>12977343 Weather they like it or not, Less is our most based drawfag here. The kid is a trooper.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:20:44 No.12977352 >>12977280 >Night Mare has nightmares Fuck yeah, got into the summary!

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:21:20 No.12977353

>Merchant with a string of one-night stands.
>Suddenly falls hard for a Tanuki
>Declares he'll "Buy" her.
>Makes contract, leaves to acquire funds.
>Does not return or send word to her at all
>Returns after 7 years, finished.
>She got married. Thought he was dead.
>He's a ruined shell of a man.

Did anyone pastebin this story?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:22:26 No.12977359 >>12977351 Monorus > Mari > Loen > Less

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:22:32 No.12977360

>>12977343
>Hellhound mutilates a manticore
Maybe it's origin, but it came up in the last thread
>Anon likes that "Special feeling" he gets from Anubis' bum
An anon posted that "anubis's lovely brown ass" made him feel good, discussion followed.
>>12977352
That thing was so damn long it was obligitory

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:23:08 No.12977362

>>12977333
Hmph. This one time, because of reasons, I'll indulge you. But I'm not typing out a wall of text so I'll just quote what I did/was involved in.

>Anons duel to the death over who is the most edgy
>Don’t call me princess you look like Andre the giant with tits and worse hair
>Not selling your soul to a demon
>whaaaat, /mgg doesn't like halo? Stop disliking things I like!
>Don't shake the hugbox
>RIP Illias
>Anon NTR's a girl, then wonders why he's undesirable

That last one may be talking about someone else though, lots of people cheating last thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:23:49 No.12977366 >>12977349 Still, lolicons and horsefuckers got a monster with a profile based around virginity-- especially Alice which makes it pretty clear where KC's preferences lie-- so there's still a gap to be filled there. Pure species with rude tits when?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:24:06 No.12977367 >>12977353 yeah, it was depressing

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:24:09 No.12977368 >>12977336 Nothing as good as chocolate taco could be sinful/evil.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:24:19 No.12977369 >>12977351 He draws stuff that he knows full well will stir up shit here though.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:25:04 No.12977371

>>12977362
>Hmph. This one time, because of reasons, I'll indulge you
anon is grumpy old man
>whaaaat, /mgg doesn't like halo?
YOU HAVE BAD TASTE
>Anon NTR's a girl, then wonders why he's undesirable
It was one about how an anon was married to a human girl, but then decided to fuck a cow.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:25:18 No.12977373 >>12977362 >>whaaaat, /mgg doesn't like halo? Stop disliking things I like! Those where several people. >Don't shake the hugbox Pretty sure that's my point mate. I'm on to you...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:26:04 No.12977376 >>12977352 Continuation when?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:26:18 No.12977379 >>12977360 >That thing was so damn long it was obligatory Sorry for shitting up the thread then. I'll probably be posting more of it soon anyways

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:26:24 No.12977380 >>12977368 I for one think that I've produced enough evil for today...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:27:01 No.12977382 >>12977351 He's a slut with no attention span, luckily so are most people.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:27:04 No.12977383 >>12977371 NTR with a Holst Yep, that was me. >>12977373 I'm the guy you said to not shake the hugbox with my fat/old/shota incubus question. I CAUSED YOU TO ACT!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:28:05 No.12977388 >>12977380 Get your rest then, you'll need it. WE WILL HAVE OUR TACO...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:28:05 No.12977389 >>12977383 >I CAUSED YOU TO ACT! Let's fight over imaginary internet points! Actually, this isn't Reddit, so let's not.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:29:24 No.12977394

>>12977360

I feel as if you're not capturing the essence of the original recaps. Before he'd ONLY mention things that didn't have shitstorms surrounding them and that were actual new, interesting discussion pieces. You've gone and highlighted the entire thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:30:49 No.12977396 >>12977389 I did not use capslock because I'm mad at you, I was trying to be dramatic. An "I am your father" type of thing. Maybe I should have posted an image to get the point across. But, eh. We're cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:31:50 No.12977400 >>12977394 Step off his nuts, he's doing his best.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:32:20 No.12977402 >>12977382 Define slut

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:34:22 No.12977409 >>12977371 And, I don't dislike Halo, I've never played it. I got all my shooting things urges out with quake, goldeneye and perfect dark and killzone, so I'm done with shooters.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:34:44 No.12977410 >>12977396 I know dude, I was just playing along. We're still niggas, don't worry.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:34:49 No.12977412

>>12977379
It's not shitting up the thread if it's not shit.
>>12977394
>I feel as if you're not capturing the essence of the original recaps
In a way, I do that on purpose. I can't perfectly emulate his style, so I won't try; doing so would be like being a Chinese knockoff, and everyone would just be thinking "man, this guy is trying to hard"
>things that didn't have shitstorms surrounding them
I put them in here because they were notable. A sports team will still post a recap of a game even when they play bad, so it only makes sense to me to put these in here.
>You've gone and highlighted the entire thread.
I feel if that is only logical; it's a recap. A review. Talk about all the stuff, not just stuff you liked

anyway, in case you don't like them, you're more than happy to go to my pastebin page and tell me how to stop being retarded. Seriously, that thing is always open for people to tell me what I missed, should put in or take out. It's only logical to say "hey, tell me how to be good" when I'm not very good.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:36:37 No.12977417 >>12977412 You're doing fine.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:37:15 No.12977420
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>>12977409
I was too poor to play goldeneye, never touched quake and don't own a PS3.

My first big "shooter" was army men:sergeants war which is basically the edgiest fucking thing in existence.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:39:08 No.12977425 >>12977420 She looks like she needs a hug

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:40:14 No.12977428 File: 467 KB, 898x1000, 47daf92fcff00a0aba0c92dfdfb01c35.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977425 Medical treatment would be preferred.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:40:30 No.12977431 File: 184 KB, 910x1200, ThisShitDoesntEvenMakeSenseAnymore.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977388 This is the last one, I swear. Can't take this shit anymore...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:40:50 No.12977434 >>12977420 >which is basically the edgiest fucking thing in existence. Isn't that a Teen game? Yes, I know, teens are edgy, still, really?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:41:32 No.12977435 >>12977431 Which one of you bastards took a bite out of Chocotacometz?!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:41:44 No.12977436 >>12977431 MY LIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:42:16 No.12977439 >>12977431 I fucking love you. Would go drinking with. No alp. No matter how much tequila.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:43:29 No.12977444 >>12977428 Then im prescribing 20 hugs a day

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:44:10 No.12977446 >>12977435 it'll grow back

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:44:16 No.12977447 >>12977434 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Army_Men:_Sarge%27s_War It was pretty damn edgy, not that you can get that from the wiki page of course.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:44:24 No.12977448 >>12977431 make a curry one

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:44:29 No.12977450 >>12977444 With a minimum of 50 head pats and ear-scritches

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:45:32 No.12977452 >All this talk of hymens and masturbation Anybody else recall that one Alp Greentext? With the Onahole?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:45:48 No.12977454 File: 32 KB, 436x445, 4omT686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977448 >Make another one >Curry

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:46:48 No.12977456 >>12977454 Then make a Giga Pudding one.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:46:51 No.12977457 >>12977452 Shut it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:47:46 No.12977460 >>12977456 You really want a Barometz with another face down there?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:48:33 No.12977463 >>12977446 But I wanted to be her first ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:48:50 No.12977464 >>12977460 You have to admit, it would be fucking hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:49:38 No.12977465 What monsters make for the best oppai loli? no hobgoblins

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:49:46 No.12977466 >>12977464 That I will not deny.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:50:07 No.12977468

>>12977252
>Your name is Sasha and you are an adult!
>an adult with a messy room!
>you idly make sure that everything is just out of place while a tiny voice niggles in the back of your mind that perhaps that cup would look better if it was upright... on the desk....
>you push it onto the ground just to be sure
>take that mom
>you're not going to clean your room
>you stop yourself from organizing the papers on your desk
>time to go meet with the girls, you think, glancing at the clock
>put on your ADULT clothes
>go through your impeccably disorganized closet where everything is exactly where you expect it to be
>pull out a leather jacket and leather pants custom fitted to go around your talons
>shimmying into these is a lot harder than you thought
>and the jacket over your tee-shirt feels weird compared to your old dress...
>but that's for losers who like to clean. Who wears maid costumes in this day and age anymore?
>dickwhipped losers, that's who
>you're never putting that stupid dress back on
>shame it's so comfy....
>a-anyway, you tromp down the stairs in your heavy leather boots and flip off your mom when she waves you goodbye
>stupid mom and her stupid cleaning and her stupid doting on dad...
>you go and retrieve your motorcycle from the garage
>well
>actually it's a vespa
>getting a motorcycle is impossible on part time work funds
>One, two...
>you putter off in what you imagine is a cloud of dust behind your noble steel steed
>to the park! the girls are waiting for you, where you can do plenty of disreputable and not-cleaning things!
>which is what you want!

This satisfies? Y/N?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:50:45 No.12977471 >>12977465 As much as I hate them. Familiars, dat magic yo

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:50:56 No.12977472

>>12977280
I apparently started the nightmare thing by saying how talking about human history would likely break half of all monster girls.
That fucking reaction image.
Argued against that dumbass that thinks demons and shit are real because of hallucinations.
Fuck halo and beer I'm wearing a condom while fucking that alp.
Only 4, you need to add in all the health talk like a couple threads ago the radical Hathorism spiking MGC's water lines with Holstaur milk. I'd have a lot more if you did.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:52:36 No.12977475 >>12977412 My main problem with this style is it's got some people competing to be mentioned. That's not how 4chan works. Or it's not supposed to, anyways.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:53:57 No.12977476 >>12977472 I cut out about 400 words or something before I posted this, that hathor thing might've been something that got cut. >>12977475 Competing for the recap is something people have done as long as I can remember.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:54:58 No.12977480 >>12977475 Eh, it's comparing dicks, guys will do that. As long no real shitstorms start over it, let 'em have it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:55:33 No.12977481 >>12977475 It's not about being recognized, it's about having what you've done recognized. It doesn't matter who we are, what matters are our posts.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:56:57 No.12977485 >>12977468 >Being that rude to her mother As a father I'm pretty sure it'd be a felony to not put her over my knee and turn her ass the color of a fire engine.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:57:38 No.12977486 Your dragon daughteru, if your waifu is a dragon, has taken up all your game consoles, games, computer related items, and favorite chair into her room and made a fort out of them What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:58:08 No.12977488 >>12977468 >Vespa I chuckled

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:58:38 No.12977489 >>12977486 How many times do I have to tell her not to touch "MY" hoard? That's a paddlin'.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 19:58:46 No.12977491 >>12977486 uh How did you even?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:00:12 No.12977492 >>12976679 Ghouls have writefag material?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:00:12 No.12977493
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>>12977486
Oh hell no, I have vidya shit that's rare and expensive as fuck

She's getting a very stern talking to, punishment, and lecture. I'll also tell her Mom, my waifu is actually bigger, stronger, and can be more intimidating than I. Both parents lecturing her should get the point across.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:01:29 No.12977496 >>12977493 What if your wife made a fort out of the elecyronics instead

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:02:25 No.12977499
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>>12977465
Off the top of my head:
Holstaurs, Minotaurs, Familiars, Apophis, Shirohebi, Succubi, Lilim, Imp/Arch Imp, Oni's Baphomet, Giant Mice, Giant Ants, Ant Arachnes, and Orcs.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:02:59 No.12977500 >>12977496 Than I'll pout and lecture both on them about how they need to grow up and stop being childish and stop bullying me by messing with my stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:03:34 No.12977502 >>12977468 Now I want more.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:03:57 No.12977505 >>12977499 Why is she crying?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:05:21 No.12977511 >>12977353 Shit, that one's mine. http://pastebin.com/gF9S6QuN Didn't turn out very well, the idea sounded better in my head, but I'm glad someone remembers it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:06:10 No.12977515 >>12977489 >>12977493 >Not giving her a lecture about taking other peoples' things before using it as an opportunity to bond by playing together every day How can you guys call yourselves her dad?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:06:40 No.12977516 >>12977475 Look at this alp. Competition is good. Wanting to outdo others improves quality.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:06:43 No.12977517

>>12977475
Shit happens all the time.
>>12977236
>"Hi there. My name is Yuriko, and I'm an alcoholic."
>"Hi, Yuriko", the crowd echoes back halfheartedly, much to your grudging approval and mild disappointment
>at least they're doing what they're supposed to do now even if they lack any enthusiasm for it
>you have to admit you feel a bit nervous in this crowd
>why the local branch has a single human man running AA meetings for a bunch of oni (mostly red but a few blue) doing court mandated alcoholism rehab that will never work
>you mean they're oni, come on
>it's literally in their blood
>still, you gesture for Yuriko to go on
>She chuckles
>"And I've been sober for... Maybe an hour now?"
>You try not to let your disapproval cover your face
>you fail
>"What's the matter, Mr. Anon? It ain't none of your business whether or not I'm drinking before I come here. I am drinkin' less, after all."
>You tell her that it is in fact literally your business to control her drinking
>that actually does get a laugh out of the crowd
>she grumbles while you lecture her about the benefits of temperance and not being so drunk you pick a fight with a manticore at two in the morning
>like she did
>anyway, it's clearly not helping much
>she's staring at your crotch the entire time
>they're all part of the same gang
>you know because they all arrived at once and they're all wearing the same... lack of clothing
>seriously even in MGC you thought wearing nothing but a sports bra and a pair of shorts that could easily double as panties was illegal
>(and in fact if you look closely you can see their panties edging up over the waistline of the shorts)
>(you try not to be too obvious about your staring)
>she catches you that time and laughs before finishing her 'seven step plan' that seems to consist mostly of the minimum possible effort before sitting down and another oni taking her place on the stand
>and so your session goes
cont

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:07:32 No.12977520 http://imgur.com/4UKgbHt 1, 2, or 3, or other?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:08:37 No.12977524

>>12977502
We'll see.
Maybe I'll follow >>12977485's idea
She'll get spanked by her father
She'll get the rebellious urges out
And then the daughteru dicking will commence.

>>12977280
Mildly disappointed CC dragon didn't get mentioned, but at least couchfucking a mantis made it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:08:50 No.12977526 >>12977520 Yes

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:09:04 No.12977528 >>12977520 2 matches the hair best.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:09:20 No.12977530
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Alllllright you faegits let's talk about something I really fucking like.

We've talked about the type of paw size, number of tails, ammount of fur and ear size. But we have yet to talk about the amount of scale you like on a girl.

Take the art of the dragon pictured here, and compare it to how the dragon is usually drawn: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon

She's obviously got a lot less scale on her than the MGE counterpart, but is this a good thing?

Personally I prefer enough scale that she would be protected from certain attacks, and located in spots that would otherwise be vulnerable (stomach, buttocks, neck ext) but not enough to make her look like a walking ball of broken glass. so I tilt more towards the MGE version, but with smaller feet and hands.

What do you think?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:09:37 No.12977532 http://i.imgur.com/BpAKXWQ.jpg >There are people that unironically hate Manticore memetically >Even though she's objectively one of the most sexually amazing Monsters, sadism aside

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:09:39 No.12977533 >>12977516 >Wanting to outdo others improves quality >Electronic Arts

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:10:25 No.12977536 >>12977515 I'm her dad, not her friend. My job is to instill moral values, not play house...in a fort made out of MY SHIT.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:10:54 No.12977538 >>12977530 Somewhere it's stated that they can "armor up" or "de-armor" at will. Manamo mana. Not even joking.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:11:06 No.12977539 >>12976567 I had a look at the business card that was given to my dad It has a picture of a cow on it.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:11:48 No.12977540

>>12977524
>Mildly disappointed CC dragon
don't remember that one, refresh my memory
>>12977532
No one ever said she was ugly; they said she was an abusive bitch. Unless you like that of course.
>>12977533
>electronic arts
>wanting to outdo others
Dude they just want to make COD, except with racism against the Chinese instead of russians

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:11:49 No.12977541 >>12977530 Nope, MGE Dragon is better.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:12:02 No.12977543 >>12977530 That pic looks like she lied down in a pool of black Lego pieces and they all got stuck to her. MGE style works best, with a little smaller on the claw size.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:12:39 No.12977548 >>12977505 Because you don't touch cows.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:12:49 No.12977549 >>12977538 Yea well das booshit. She's gonna have to make her own armor.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:13:55 No.12977553 >>12977532 It's just the sadistic personality along with the venom shit, other than that I'd be fine with a Manticore.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:14:36 No.12977554 >>12977520 I dunno, the version I coloured had darkish-pink, and I still don't know why I chose that... I'd say 2 as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:14:37 No.12977555 >>12977539 You know what to do.

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>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:14:55 No.12977558 >>12977548 How did you know I don't want to touch cows?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:15:33 No.12977561

>>12977530
I think MGE one is fine. Claws that can rend chainmail, but SOFT in all the right places. I even like the impractically big paws KC draws. [spoiler}I don't mind that they're impractical, and my MG waifu having to ask me for help opening pickle jars speaks to my 1950s-man-of-the-house proclivities{/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:15:41 No.12977563 >>12977558 Because she's crying, we've come full circle here.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:15:48 No.12977564 File: 179 KB, 1300x940, 143267435342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977532 >Implying that their sadism isn't the thing that turns me on the most.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:16:43 No.12977568 >>12977557 Nipple pasties but with a not shit monster girl, Holstaur would work best.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:16:55 No.12977569 >>12977557 Ma'am, please, there are children present.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:17:35 No.12977571 File: 932 KB, 2000x2500, tailcup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it that time again?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:18:33 No.12977573 >>12977557 Is that a Manticore with Apophis pasties? The whore took my waifu's pasties!

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:18:45 No.12977574
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>>12977543
The stomach actually makes some sense.

Chances are you flex your stomach muscles the most out of any muscle on your abdomen; to look around, to move, to run, to jump, to flash your 6-pack to the ladies ext.

So therefore, indivicual bits of scale on surfaces that could slide past each other would sheild your vulnerable stomach against many blows while also allowing you to remain mobile.

A similar pattern would also be smart for the hands, neck, spine and joints.

The picture doesn't really do this idea justice, because they're not mounted in such a way to allow proper traversal of muscles while protecting herself, but it's a start I guess.

They would also have to be larger in some places.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:19:00 No.12977575 >>12977561 Jar logic means that even Oni cannot open jars, only men can do so, as was written in the laws of reality.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:19:18 No.12977577 >>12977557 Something about her chest looks off, proportion wise.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:19:58 No.12977580 >>12977564 Good drawing, not fond of the subject matter.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:20:28 No.12977582 File: 450 KB, 2000x3500, Jr9LF4h.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977571 Get that bipolar bitch out of here.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:21:00 No.12977585 >>12977575 >The failsafe against male redundancy.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:21:19 No.12977586 >>12977517 Go on

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:21:33 No.12977587

>>12977517
>since you're busy attentively listening to each speaker you don't see Yuriko mumbling wiith her gangmates and staring at you when you're looking elsewhere
>grinding their hips into their seats and licking their lips
>even you can sense the rising tension in the air as the session comes to a close
>"alright, I think that's it for the week. I'll see you all on friday, yeah?"
>you turn to pack up your stuff amidst a shuffling of chairs when a hand lands on your back and you turn
>"Yes... Yuriko?"
>she has a smirk on her face and the rest of her crew is crowded around behind her staring at you intently
>this is how you die, isn't it?
>"Hey, Mr. Anon."
>"care to give a little more hands on instruction this time?"
>you find yourself shoved into one of the classrooms and are dumped on the table by Yuriko, the other gang members crowding around you
>you try to claw away but two of them grab your arms and you're now laying there, splayed on a cold plastic table with ten horny oni surrounding you
>and you can't move
>why the fuck are you getting hard
>this is going to be a life-threatening experience
>you try to say something but one of the girls shoves a pair of damp red panties in your mouth and holds it in while one of them gets the duct tape ready and slaps it over your mouth
>you're hyperventilating now while they duct tape you to the table
>and they're chuckling at your misfortune
>Your eyes dart left and right but they stay silent. A few have their hands down their shorts and are blushing profusely while they fuck themselves but most are just watching you
>Yuriko speaks
>"I'm going first."
>there is a murmur of agreement when she steps up to your legs
Cont.

>>12977540
This one here: http://pastebin.com/QxMVwPRg
Wrote it before the mantis one.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:22:53 No.12977591 >>12977252 Are you talking about this one? http://pastebin.com/4CZzjEms Maybe not though, she's a pretty minor character.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:23:09 No.12977592 >>12977574 How much I want to give a Wurm navelingus...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:23:30 No.12977596 >>12977574 >You will never protect a Wurm's smile

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:23:35 No.12977598 >>12977587 Don't remember seeing it. You sure it was there?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:23:53 No.12977601 File: 1.70 MB, 2000x2500, forcefeed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977582 Why do you guys hate Leona so much

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:23:54 No.12977602 I-I... I am a slut for big, fat, throbbing tail pussies.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:24:16 No.12977605 >>12977598 I mean, I wrote it so yes. It took up ten posts.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:24:27 No.12977608 >>12977596 >A Wurm will never protect your smile.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:24:47 No.12977613 >>12977602 Good taste detected. Get him!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:25:41 No.12977615 >>12977601 She's a shitty character written by a shitty writefag for a starved Pinoy.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:25:53 No.12977616 >>12977601 First she's a manticore Second she's a creation of bob Third she's drawn by less Fourth she's retardly bipolar >>12977602 Good for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:25:58 No.12977618 >>12977613 Anon, your taste-o-meter seems to be malfunctioning. Please report to IT.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:26:20 No.12977620 >>12977596 She's a fucking scaly tank with d-cup breasts, like hell she needs you to protect her smile. >>12977605 I honestly didn't see it. bizarre. mildly related, your MC's are crazy sticky over getting proactively married (raped)

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:29:15 No.12977623 >>12977620 What about emotional damage? All the other dragons mocking her lack of flight and calling her stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:29:21 No.12977624 >>12977555 Do I have to touch it?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:29:42 No.12977627 >>12977618 Yep, just did. Everything seems to be in working order. I think you're just a bit fanny flustered.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:30:28 No.12977629

>>12977620
She protects your smile from things like Manticores and Ushi-Onis

You protect her smile from things like her classmates and random faceless kids telling her she's stupid.

She's a foreigner from Germany, of course she doesn't speak perfect English.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:31:29 No.12977635

>>12977486
I dose her with dormouse molasses and kesaran tea, to keep her awake but weakened, then I lock her in a room with ET The extraterrestrial, Drake and the 99 Dragons, Superman 64, and Aquaman Battle for Atlantis games. She's not getting out until she finishes all of them. The consoles are encased in taedenite so she can't eject the disks and cartidges, neither can she unplug them. The controllers are made of it as well, so she can't break any of them. And she can't leave the room as it's warded with a blood curse, using hers of course. She will never touch my games again.

And if she refuses to play, I blast this into the room until she goes insane, or picks the controller back up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsAhIwdAt2s

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:33:05 No.12977637 >>12977627 Maybe it's a hardware issue. Could've also been interference.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:34:03 No.12977640 File: 1.76 MB, 2000x3500, leonamaid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977616 but shes just a sweetheart

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:34:08 No.12977641 File: 91 KB, 637x900, 4nDgFl0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dumping goo girls for that slime sucking cuckoldI'm jk bb plz don't beat me like last time

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:34:59 No.12977643 >>12977629 >She's a foreigner from German wat

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:35:22 No.12977644 File: 90 KB, 800x600, 5645908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:35:31 No.12977645 >>12977468 This is hilariously adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:36:29 No.12977647 File: 71 KB, 649x971, gtAwhGA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:36:33 No.12977648 >>12977629 >She's a foreigner from Germany, That's super hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:36:43 No.12977650 >>12977530 I like a lot of scale. MGE has a good amount. A very good amount.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:36:43 No.12977651

>>12977587
>Yuriko wastes no time
>your pants shred under her firm grip
>you didn't think denim could actually tear like that but she just had to show off how quickly she could crush you
>"Been too long since we had a nice slut, eh girls?"
>they cheer and you fear
>you hear stories about oni prison and these girls are only out as part of a plea deal
>she drops her shorts and panties with no ceremony, clambering up onto the table and onto you
>no time to waste as she slams her hips onto yours and you think you can hear your bones creak
>one of the other girls has finished taping your legs to the legs of the table so you can't do much but flex and gurgle at her through the impromptu gag which fills your mouth with a bittersweet taste
>"Come ON, slut! Moan for me! Beg me for my cunt!"
>you gurgle something but each of her slamming thrusts knocks the wind out of you and you're pretty sure you're bruising
>she slams into you again and again and you feel like you're going to break
>but it never comes
>she finishes after a minute or so more, moaning as her skin flushes redder than usual before pulling herself off of you and stepping away
>"I'm gonna take that drink now, Yuka." Yuriko smirks at you but your vision is obscured by another girl clambering onto the table
>"Come on, slut. You ready for your next round?" she teases, dragging her fingers over your face
Cont.
>>12977620
No worries.

Two reasons: One, I think most people forget monsters are aggressively sexual and think humans would have a good time if they'd just fuck them already, and people seem to discard that to make them more humanlike.
Two: Most of the prompts so far have been very femdom heavy, and i'll admit i'm a femdomfag
If someone has a few maledom prompts I wouldn't hesitate to write them. Additionally the next full story is going to be equals, probably.

Of course if people think they're getting raped too easy I could always cut it out.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:36:53 No.12977652 >>12977644 Anon, this is a Christian imagebord. Please don't post such filth.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:37:13 No.12977653 >>12977643 Ja wohl.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:37:51 No.12977654 File: 253 KB, 850x900, Ba1q8Wy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977648 Foreigner.... From Germany.... So she was imported into Germany: she's not germanbaited

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:37:57 No.12977655

>>12976757
>Not everybody can be a be a badass dickhole like nagash.
>He didn't will himself anon. He was hiding inside that huge brute that everybody thought was dumb.
>He only came out because a certain faggot vamp want's to be strok. So faggot vamp, the first vamp and some eeeevil wizard.
sacrificed a hero and a vampirised an important sorceress elf.
>Nagash's first action is to summon faggot vamp's ancestor because nagash said that "He was the best vamp period" After that faggot vamp's shit was kicked in by BEST VAMP.
>Then Nagash ate the Egyptian goddess of the dead and their entire fucking underworld.
>And became HUGE

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:38:13 No.12977656 >>12977641 >I'm jk bb plz Don't type like a faggot. Also, this is a blue board.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:38:51 No.12977659 >>12977353 Wait. That's the exact greentext I used to describe that story last thread when I was comparing the Fatpophis to that guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:39:29 No.12977662 File: 106 KB, 708x1000, 5gYqT1b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Then ecchi

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:39:50 No.12977664 >>12977654 Is it still a Wurm? Then my point stands.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:39:53 No.12977665 >>12977582 >>12977582 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WUdlaLWSVM Every time.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:41:01 No.12977669 >>12977624 Do it now.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:41:41 No.12977672

>>12977651
>Of course if people think they're getting raped too easy I could always cut it out.
I ain't dissin yo style bro.
I just find it slightly.... Tsundere to go like "oh no miss, I don't want this..." and then immediately drop your pants
>My husbando can't possibly be this cute

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:41:42 No.12977673 >>12977652 Whoops! Can't show that on an Order town noticeboard!

>>	Tarage/Underdog QC Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:41:58 No.12977674 BTW in case you missed it, Dumbpire 63 and 64 are now on Batoto.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:43:25 No.12977677 >>12977674 Thanks for the heads up, mate. Reading now.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:44:34 No.12977679
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What the hell are you doing anon?

Also someone figure out a way to send KC all those Barometz edits, I bet he'd get a kick out of that, maybe even post them on pixiv since he always links to those whenever he makes posts on his site.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:44:44 No.12977680 >>12977517 >Sports bra and a pair of shorts so short they could easily double as panties I like this. >>12977587 >Damp panty rag-gag I like this too.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:46:34 No.12977684 >>12977674 But they're not on your site...

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:46:41 No.12977685

>>12977679
I don't think KC has a great liking of photoshop edits. Fanart, sure, but just edits? I think he finds those a bit annoying.

But I don't properly understand Japanese, and the tweets I'm recalling which discussed this may have just been about the Sabbath-on-a-Pike edits, rather than the Blushless-Edits that were posted around the same time.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:46:49 No.12977686 >>12977679 >send KC all those Barometz edits Aw hell no.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:49:10 No.12977691 >>12977679 Do you want /mgt/ to be the next MGU?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:49:59 No.12977694 >>12977686 Just the flavored ones. Not the cookies 'n' cream or pizza or burger ones.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:50:55 No.12977695 >>12977694 Even so, for what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:52:26 No.12977699 >>12977695 I dunno, I didn't suggest it.

>>	Tarage/Underdog QC Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:53:12 No.12977701 >>12977684 Because Kobe is asleep. He'll upload them when he wakes up.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:55:04 No.12977709
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>>12977686
What that's like...15 extra seconds of putting the files together.

I mean what the hell are you going to use those 15 seconds on anyway? Fapping to Alps?

>>12977691
That doesn't even make sense.

>>12977694
Listen, if KC is so lame that he can't get a chuckle out Creametz or Burgermetz then all we'll be doing is confirming that he's a boring nerd.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:55:04 No.12977710

>>12977651
>you try to shake your head no and she laughs
>"well, too bad, cuz I am."
>You're still hard and ready from last time and she stripped herself already so it's but a moment before you are united with this career criminal in the most intimate possible way
>you desperately try to pretend you're not actually here and this isn't actually happening
>but you're forced to confront the here and now when she flexes her insides somehow when you're hilted entirely and you topple over the edge, spraying into her
>"Enjoying yourself down there, slut?" the oni whispers
>"We knew you'd like it. You're our little bitch tonight, so you best hope you got a lot more like that lined up"
>she never stops pumping her hips
>of course she too comes, more messily and nosily than Yuriko, leaving a reminder of her dominance over you in your spattered crotch and stomach before climbing off and going to get one of the beers that Yuka seems to have produced from... somewhere.
>You lie there exhausted for a moment and contemplate how unfair life is
>you didn't want your first time to be like this
>the tears are noticed by the next one to climb on top of you, to her obvious amusement
>"Aw, anon, don't be sad. You're just embracing your natural role as a fucktoy for us!"
>her blue skin and flushed complexion is different from the first two but she's no more gentle when she starts
>you're bruised now, and it's starting to hurt but you try to lie there and not make any noise while she fucks your immobile body
>this one -- Jia, you think? is much more vocal, demanding to know if you "like that, slut?" every time she thrusts and occasionally interspersed with a bit of "take it like the little bitch you are, yeah, my bitch"
>any second now a janitor will hear the commotion and call the police or -- or something.
Cont.
>>12977672
Boys can be tsundere too, anon.
If we're talking about the Kumiho one she's literally mind controlling MC. The others are rape or a relationship.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:56:19 No.12977713 >>12977641 >>12977644 >>12977647 >>12977654 >>12977662 Fuck off or use imgur, we're only on page 5 for fucks sake.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:58:17 No.12977717 >>12977709 It's not about the files. Those are badly made inside jokes, why would you want to send them to ANYONE?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 20:58:40 No.12977719 >>12977713 >81 images >we don't even hit 2500 anymore Are you autistic?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:00:26 No.12977722 File: 38 KB, 612x340, 1422049909558.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:01:22 No.12977725 You're waifu a okay.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:01:26 No.12977726 >>12977722 He's a god damn liar.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:02:04 No.12977729 I don't even know why I hate Hellhounds so much. I guess there's something I don't like about them.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:02:41 No.12977731 >>12977725 OKAY? MY WAIFU A BEST, A BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:02:53 No.12977732 >>12977722 >>12977725 That wasn't clever or funny.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:03:25 No.12977733 >>12977725 Wrong, faggot. My waifu a shit!

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:03:37 No.12977734
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>>12977717
>Inside jokes

Are you saying KC would be incapable of catching the joke of different flavored Barometz?

Shit put the normal edits first then tack on the funny ones like burgermetz at the end, he'd figure it out.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:03:45 No.12977736 File: 251 KB, 245x136, Was gonna interject, but then....gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977729

>>	.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:03:56 No.12977737 ...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:04:05 No.12977739 >>12977731 Stop typing in ALL CAPS you rube.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:04:49 No.12977742 >>12977737 Hellhound barking at a vacuum.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:05:03 No.12977744 >>12977737 A chubby Monster Girl, your choice. Maybe an Apophis or Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:05:28 No.12977746 File: 1.35 MB, 1630x902, Kaisar.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977737 Cancer in Caesars attire.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:05:41 No.12977747 >>12977737 Smug Werebat.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:05:42 No.12977748 >>12977737 Dragon maid.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:06:27 No.12977750 >>12977737 Child Lizardman trying to play in the snow with other monsterkids but failing due to coldblood.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:06:31 No.12977751 >>12977737 Jumping spider-girl tomboy in spats please.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:06:50 No.12977752 >>12977737 A kraken discovering the bath she's in is actually full of a slime instead of water

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:07:13 No.12977753 >>12977734 You know what? Nevermind then. You care so much about KC having a laugh at stupid shit, go nuts I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:08:04 No.12977755 >>12977737 An Apophis getting oiled up for a massage.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:08:44 No.12977758 >>12977737 Apophis pressing her soapy, oiled up breasts into your back as she gives you a full-body rub down?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:09:41 No.12977761 >>12977737 clare with a boner under her pants

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:10:24 No.12977763 >>12977737 Manticore riding on a roomba while she eye fucks a helpless anon. She'll get there one day, and when she does.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:10:25 No.12977764 >>12977761 This

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:11:19 No.12977765 >>12977761 >>12977764 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:11:25 No.12977766 >>12977761 >>12977764 Fuck off. It's not even on the hook.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:11:34 No.12977767 >>12977737 Jabberwock posing as Batman. Supposed to reference one time when Joker dressed up as his own version of Batman and fought crime but was insanely brutal on even minor shit like J-Walkers.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:11:37 No.12977768 >>12977742 This

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:11:39 No.12977769 >>12977737 Ilassa and a Vampire having tea while they each sit on their own Armchair-kun. The tea brand can be some rape pun. Ref: http://i.imgur.com/0Ah4rfF.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:12:07 No.12977772 >>12977737 http://imgur.com/srLA8ZL This, with a cheshire.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:16:16 No.12977782

>>12977710
>the other girls have stripped naked now and are closer around you, masturbating furiously as they wait their turn, arguing about which one of them gets to fuck you ("the slut") next.
>the biggest one in the entire group (like, seriously, she's the size and general shape of a sexy fridge) clambers up and shouts "Hey, Yuka! Drink me!"
>the can hurtles through the air and she snatches it out, pops the tab and slams half of it down before pouring the rest out on your face
>you wince and try to shut your eyes but she directs your face back into the pour.
>"drink up, anon. You aren't drunk enough for this meeting yet."
>and then she starts
>slamming you into the table it creaks with every thrust and you feel a mix of pain and pleasure that honestly shouldn't be possible
>she's easily the longest lasting of your assailants that night
>three times you come in her and by the end all you're doing is scooping your own semen out of her with each thrust
>her face remains passive the entire time but the contrast of her incredible force and the tenderness with which she shepherds your orgasms is what finally breaks you after this insane night
>you just can't care anymore
>all of the girls take a turn fucking you again and again
>at least three times around before they start fucking you two at a time, one grinding on your face or just masturbating on your chest
>you can't care when Yuka, resourceful as always, pulls out the manticore venom and makes you go nonstop from girl to girl to girl for hours and hours
>it's nearly five in the morning when they leave
>Yuriko throws some cash on you and leaves you tied there. "Thanks for the good time. See you friday, slut."
>you lie there in silence for three hours before the janitor comes to clean you up
>the thunderbird stops when she sees you and for a single moment you can feel your freedom
>that feeling sinks away when she smiles and pulls out her phone
>a call is made.
>"Hey, girl, you busy? I found something fun..."
End.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:17:43 No.12977787 >>12977737 A knight/soldier riding his wyvern/dragon to battle. Alternatively, a dude trying to find his way out of the forest of fur that is a kitsune's tails

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:18:56 No.12977792 >>12977782 Goodness he really is a slut. In most cases I would call that an insult but now it seems more like a nickname or description.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:18:57 No.12977793 File: 329 KB, 1384x1620, chupasheep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977737 but more like licking/play-biting and maybe fingering please

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:19:49 No.12977795 >>12977737 Junko.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:20:10 No.12977796 File: 237 KB, 1200x879, IMG_016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977737 Homura as a Salamander please less

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:20:14 No.12977797 >>12977737 You as a brown catboy getting butt fucked.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:21:03 No.12977799 >>12977782 And archived. http://pastebin.com/a9m0Bmv3 Suggestions, comments, criticism? Please, they really are helpful. Even random greentext suggestions would be appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:21:09 No.12977801 >>12977796 >Swords between fingers Azure Dragon ripoff.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:21:25 No.12977803 >>12977787 This.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:21:40 No.12977805 File: 80 KB, 1630x350, Ryu rain confession.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977737 Draw a ryu schoolgirl confessing her love like this scene please >>12977748 Or maid

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:23:08 No.12977809 >>12977801 >Azure Dragon You mean Date Masamune.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:23:40 No.12977810 >>12977782 >Masturbating on your chest I'd like this. >Thunderbird Electrotherapy time?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:24:52 No.12977812 >>12977809 Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:25:11 No.12977815 >>12977799 Something with a Thunderbird now? Dat ending made me want it.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:28:48 No.12977827

>>12977799
Bretty gud, though you do rough femdom a lot. I'm a femdomfag so I don't mind, but you thinking of trying softer, or more gentle femdom? But still femdom because femdom is olev.

Regardless, very nice and I do love me some bad ends once in a while, whats your next one?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:31:24 No.12977834 >>12977799 A surprisingly embarrassed Arachne trying to bully her captured man.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:34:06 No.12977840 File: 659 KB, 1600x1200, 1418370644874.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977796 So Rose then?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:36:02 No.12977845 File: 129 KB, 960x544, 2013-10-25-143347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977840 Except better, yes. Homura has a crimson form too. The big question is: do carpets match the drapes

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:37:36 No.12977849

Dragonfly Gril: Giving Aid

>It's been a few days since you vented your thoughts to Megan
>She avoided looking straight at you, but to be fair, so were you
>You really didn't think your actions through
>And now it's getting hard to not remember how soft she felt under your grip
>But never mind that, you have a flyer for a club
>A good one that's going to help her out
>You spot her in the courtyard, feeding pidgeons breadcrumbs
>Her bulky, ash grey sweater lightly covered in bread dust
>Taking each step lightly you walk up to her in silence
>Even with her good senses, she could not notice you
>Or maybe she's too mopey to care
>You decide to strike up a conversation
>"Hey Megs, have I got a job for you. It's an application for a club, The Brass Bells Club. They're known for helping people out by volunteering and hosting charity drives, and I was wondering if you'd be interested."
>She's silent
>Oh not this again
>"It's considered extra credit, and looks good on your resume so..."
>She started walking away
>Reflexively you grabbed her hand
>"Wait!"
>"Ahh!"
>She screamed, looking at you like you were some sort of monster
>"J-just get away from me."
>She said before flying home as fast as her wings could carry her
>Fuck, you overdone it
>Well you're still going to the event anyways
>This one involves building a playground for children.
>Your task is to build the monkey bars
>As you were drilling and hammering along with everyone else you hear a familiar voice
>"Okay, I guess I can do that"
>It's Megan, and she's buzzig towards you
>She helps your group out, offering snacks and carting supplies
>But when working she seemed to avoid you
>By the time the park was finished you were exhausted, and so was she
>You both started to have snacks
>This time, you're not going to scare her away
>You look at your food, and keep your distance
>Your voice calm, and not too forceful
>"Thanks for coming. Really, you were a great help."
>..."Thanks."
>It's a start you guess

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:48:57 No.12977873 >>12977849 ...well, this all feels quite awkward. More?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:51:54 No.12977880

>>12977810
>>12977815
>>12977827
Hm. That gives me an idea.

>>12977834
Next up, after this.

>You sit on the edge of the bed while you wait for Rika to come back
>tonight is the night
>you promised, after all. No matter how much it freaks you out, you're going to let Rika shock you like she wants to
>she's a thunderbird so it's not like you're surprised, it's just...
>well, you've got some bad experiences with electrical shocks, let's leave it at that.
>she should be here any minute
>the scrabbling at the door indicates that she's having trouble with the knob again
>man, that lack of hands makes things hard
>She flaps into the room, avoiding your gaze
>that is some... seriously skimpy clothes there
>well, it's underwear. Lingerie, really, though they don't make it for harpies.
>but Rika has it through her head that since human women wear lingerie on their anniversaries, she should too
>you have to admit she looks good
>never lost the pace of her workout schedule even with your relationship
>her stomach is taut and her breasts are small but firm
>the electric blue thong stretched over her hips compliments her lighting bolt tattoos on her skin, and the same colored bra draws the eye to what she would consider her best assets
>this whole scene would be much more awkward if she wasn't currently eyefucking you as well
>"Anon? You ready, then?"
>Breathe deep. "As I'm gonna be."
>you sit down on the bed and she sits in your lap, wrapping her wings around your back and pulling you close
>her breasts press against your chest but you are distracted for that when she goes in for the kiss
>and lightning leaps between you two
>literally, lightning
>you try to pull back at the sharp sound but she has you pinned
>It's.... not that bad, actually
>not bad at all
>the lightning from the next kiss goes straight to your dick and you go from zero to rock hard instantly
>Rika giggles and grinds against you but doesn't say anything, locked as she is in the dance of tongues.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:53:34 No.12977883 >>12977880 Oh yes. This is good.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:58:16 No.12977892 >>12977737 a masked girl with moose antlers.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 21:59:12 No.12977896 File: 322 KB, 1155x924, backrub.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977755 >>12977758

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:00:29 No.12977901 >>12977896 not.... what I expected but hey, it's good. den atta den would fap again

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:01:43 No.12977903 >>12977068 She's also trying to, in her eyes, save his life. That's kinda neat.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:02:25 No.12977906 >>12977896 Based Less is very based indeed tonight.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:06:03 No.12977914 >>12977896 Colorfags pls?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:11:05 No.12977920

>>12977880
>With every few seconds comes a shock
>but really electric isn't the way to describe it
>it's more like she somehow has a mainline right to your dick and is twanging it with each twitch of her tongue
>Rika can tell the effect she's having on you, clearly
>she leans back and smirks, reveling in her power while you pant and she ever so slightly grinds herself on the bulge in your pants
>pressing down, keeping the pressure on, every slight movement only amplifies the results of the crackling energy between you two
>you lunge forward into her hug and begin to clumsily undo her bra, distracted as you are by her attentions
>she can't help you, but this is a simple harpy model and it's a cinch to slip it off
>Rika blushes while you play with her breasts, each hand taking its fill and squeezing to your hearts content
>her panties are soaked through enough now that you can feel it even through your pants, seeping into the fabric
>and yet she doesn't pressure you, just waits for you to move things along at your own pace
>She pulls back after a minute or so and murmurs "Come on, off with the pants, anon. We got things to do and ways to fuck."
>you struggle out of your pants, throbbing erection making things probably a bit more complicated than they should be but the look on Rika's face makes it worth it
>shirt follows and you step over to her
>she looks like she wants to avert her eyes but as usual she's transfixed by your cock
>"N-now on the bed"
>You sit back down and wait
>she takes her time shimmying her panties down, turning around for you to get a good view of her ass
>then she closes the distance and plops into your lap, cock resting between her ass cheeks as she leans up against you.
>"ready, anon?"
>ready you are.
>she lifts herself up and hooks just the head of you inside of her
>electricity leaps between you two and your dick stiffens inside of her while she squeals, lightning arcing between her feathers.
Cont.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:21:26 No.12977934 >>12977880 Tomboy jumping spider girl? :<

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:22:46 No.12977939 >>12977934 >:<

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:22:54 No.12977940 >>12977896 >Those eyes Ah yes, the fearboner

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:23:39 No.12977941 >>12977934 This ain't facebook. Save your emoticons for other places.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:24:33 No.12977944 >>12977941 >>12977939 I swear /a/ and /jp/ have an unnatural phobia of emoticons. Whatever, sorry, I forgot.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:27:21 No.12977947

>>12977944
For good reason. It is a slippery slope to the penguin of DOOM. You don't want those kind here. I don't want those kind here. So let's not act like those people in order to think that they would be in good company if they were to try to show their faces here.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:29:28 No.12977950 >>12977896 >>12977797 I actually kind of want this now, like the other one but brown.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:30:30 No.12977953
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Gentlemen, while you're waiting for your greentext deliveries to self-insert into, mind if I ask if you'd be willing to make a deal? Just sign here, and make a choice between Red, Blue. or Purple. Further details for those who sign shall come in just a moment.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:30:39 No.12977954 >>12977950 Fuck off. >>>/y/

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:31:14 No.12977955 >>12977947 It really isn't, but I don't feel like arguing tonight. I've been here since 05. It's very hard to convince me that this place is going to change like that any time soon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:31:27 No.12977957 >>12977953 Blue

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:31:33 No.12977958 File: 1.59 MB, 500x280, Remove Monsterboy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977797

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:31:34 No.12977959

>>12977920
>your hands are upon her luscious hips, helping her control her speed but soon this proves unnecessary
>she growls at you when you try to speed her up and if you try to slow her down
>Every inch of her is tight and hot and wet and electrifying, zapping you nearly every second and making your arms twitch and squeeze her
>at last she has engulfed you entirely and she leans back a moment, staring at her handiwork and the place where the two of you meet (giving you a swish of the hips for your patience) and staring at the bulge
>she slowly starts with just a tad of assistance from you, raising her hips off of your crotch
>soon just the tip is still inside of her and she's visibly blushing when she whispers to you
>"Hey anon, want to see how fast I can take your cock?"
>she doesn't wait for a response before slamming herself down with a high-pitched squeal
>She shivers a bit before her eyes flash open again and she stares lovingly into yours
>"That was fuckin' incredible! Let's do that again!"
>you have to agree you're pretty partial to it after the fourth time
>the rush of her slamming herself down all at once and churning up her tight insides
>the cold loneliness when she's pulling away
>Your first orgasm is on the seventh time she does it and she laughs but not unkindly
>"thanks, anon. Let's see if we can get a couple more out, huh?"
>Five minutes later she's panting and her breasts are slapping on her chest while she bucks and bounces with wild abandon, dragging another out of you and prompting a mad cackle.
>"Anon is the best! Just... Just don't move, let me --"
>having enough of your encouragement, she bats your hands away and they go to supporting yourself as you lean back to watch her go
>Rika is in a frenzy of activity now, trying to get you even deeper into herself but failing
>you only have so much dick to give and she can only fit so much of that into her tiny cunt
Cont.

>>12977934
We'll see.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:31:34 No.12977960 >>12977953 I'm going Red. I swear to god if I go alp.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:31:59 No.12977961 >>12977953 This isn't tiers of beatings is it? Purple. .

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:32:08 No.12977962 >>12977953 Blue

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:32:33 No.12977964 >>12977953 Forgive me if I'm a touch suspicious. purple

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:32:33 No.12977965 >>12977953 red

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:32:40 No.12977967 >>12977953 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:32:47 No.12977968 >>12977953 There's absolutely no way this can end badly, I'll take Blue

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:32:57 No.12977969 >>12977958 >Gif >Not webm >Not the one where she kicks him into the Sarlaac pit >Or the lava C'mon gramps

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:33:27 No.12977971 >>12977953 Going with blue.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:33:44 No.12977973 File: 484 KB, 1115x1026, The_Robot_Devil_by_AketA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977964 Now when have I ever scammed, lied, or lead you fair gents astray?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:34:11 No.12977975 >>12977953 Purple.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:34:19 No.12977976 >>12977973 You did turn those anons into alps.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:34:41 No.12977977 >>12977973 >devil Never

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:34:41 No.12977978 >>12977953 Red.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:34:59 No.12977979 >>12977953 ...Fine, I'll sign for...purple.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:35:15 No.12977980 >>12977976 On the contrary they did lose so it was their own fault

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:35:43 No.12977983 >>12977953 Bleu

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:35:46 No.12977984 >>12977953 Black and White spots.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:36:59 No.12977988 >>12977980 But that one anon that went again Druella was kind rigged looking.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:37:29 No.12977991 >>12977953 Uh...Uuuuuuhhh...! Purple!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:38:40 No.12977993 >>12977988 She went in swinging, not her fault her opponent happened to be a super lilim

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:38:57 No.12977994 >>12977953 Can I go with green? I love me some ryus

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:39:59 No.12977999 >>12977953 red makes me go fasta.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:40:32 No.12978001 >>12977973 Like, all the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:40:54 No.12978002 >tfw want to ask less >tfw it's not rape monster

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:41:30 No.12978005 >>12977973 But Mr. Robot Devil How do you get past the captcha, aren't you a robot?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:41:40 No.12978007
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>>12977953
On one hand, blue skin colored anything is primo.

On the other hand, Purple is superior to Blue in terms of color coded items.

On the other other hand, you're the robot devil which means you'd have thought of these things...

I'm going Red because any true Ork knows that red da BEST! Actually I'd prefer pink but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:41:54 No.12978009 >>12977896 >>12977737 Ryu after her reverse scale was pressed firmly and yet tenderly

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:43:06 No.12978013 File: 540 KB, 1200x1502, 36c1a7598ca59d4a4167236bec4a3958.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] would you fuck a Gear

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:43:08 No.12978014 >>12977988 I umm... kinda like the dress. But I still don't want to be bullied.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:43:15 No.12978015 >>12978007 Faggot. Go alp already.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:44:05 No.12978016 >>12978013 Why yes, I would a dizzy

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:44:10 No.12978017 File: 17 KB, 332x251, Hades.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977953 >>12977973 Yes, let's see what Mr. Tin has to offer. When it backfires I'll just make you anons an offer you can't refuse.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:44:30 No.12978020 >>12978013 She was my waifu until Ky fucked her. Because everyone knows you don't leave stains on another man's woman.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:44:32 No.12978021 File: 255 KB, 612x721, Dea'cin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12978007 >I'm going Red because any true Ork knows that red da BEST! Wat the Zog

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:45:56 No.12978025 File: 13 KB, 259x194, 1397674305337.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12978021 >>12978007

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:46:10 No.12978026 >>12977953 blood orange

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:46:37 No.12978027 >>12978015 Bitch, pink is olev. >>12978021 Makez ya goez fastah!

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:47:53 No.12978032

Okay writefags and other up and comers, here's the deal; you have 1 hour to write a short story about your MG waifu. In any situation, any genre the floor is yours to make an awesome story. Then, if you dare to take the ultimate challenge; you have 24 hours to make a full 5 chapter or more story starring your SECOND favorite MG.
GOD MODE: You have 24 hours to create a decent matango story

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:49:17 No.12978037 >>12978032 This is a joke, right?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:50:29 No.12978040

>>12977959
>you're halfway to an orgasm when she moans and collapses on your chest and you feel a bit cheated
>she rolls over onto the bed after a moment, pulling off of your dick with a wet sound but still you're hard
>A single lidded eye looks back at you.
>"Still horny huh? You beast~"
>"well, I guess i'll leave it up to you~" she teases while she props her knees up to raise her ass into the air
>there was that thing she mentioned wanting to try a week ago...
>you clamber up behind her while she tries to subtly wiggle her bottom
>"Don't be shy, anon~"
>you dip your cock against her pussy, rubbing it in her flowing juices while she purrs
>and then you slip up past her pussy to the rosebud of her asshole and she visibly starts but doesn't object
>might as well give it a try, right? She suggested it...
>you gently press against her pucker
>her resistance is strong but not strong enough to stop you, one hand guiding you in and the other dragging her hips back onto you
>Rika's moan is muffled by the blankets that she's gathered in her teeth when you finally breach into her forbidden hole
>she's tight down here at a level you would have considered unbelievable a moment ago
>you find yourself grateful that you lubed up on Rika's juices before you begin your slow assault on her ass
>Rika is spread wide while you split her open and her wings flap futiley against the bed while she shudders with the bolts of lighting dancing across her skin
>she comes literally seconds later, screaming as she goes over before drifting off
>you're obsessed with this tightness wrapped around your dick as you pound into Rika's ass, it resists your every attempt to move and her hips writhe with every thrust and soon you feel yourself reaching your own end
>too bad, really, you were hoping to fuck her a bit longer
>still, you'll take cumming in her butt as a suitable prize and mark on her of your own power
>>12978032
How about no.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:50:33 No.12978041 >>12978037 Take it serious, take it as a joke, it doesn't matter, as long as it's a competition anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:50:57 No.12978044 File: 549 KB, 853x800, 1417445935386.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12978013 I'd a Ram.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:52:49 No.12978049 >>12978032 We go to the park, we hold hands, then we get arrested for public indecency and thrown into a matango orgy pit. The end.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:53:01 No.12978052 >>12978044 You'd ram a Ram? Okay.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:53:19 No.12978053

>>12978040
>your thrusts grow ragged and intense as you drag her back onto your own cock before you finish with a roar, white fluid gushing into her guts while you lock her in place, primal instinct commanding you to seed her
>and then you flop over on top of her, the tightness of her ass preventing you from softening but too tired to actually go for a fourth round
>as you drift off into sleep you can hear Rika murmur to you "Fuckin' A, let's do that again tomorrow..."

End.

Comments, suggestions, criticism?
Short one about an arachne who fails at bullying coming right up.
>>12978041
I think you DRASTICALLY underestimate the time it takes to write anything, even if it's half-assed.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:55:16 No.12978058 File: 233 KB, 774x1011, 1422676516506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12978015 But Pink is the best anon. Look at this image and tell me that pink is not the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:56:03 No.12978061 >>12978058 That was not the pink I wanted, anon

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:56:26 No.12978062

>>12978053
>She faints
>Keep going
>White fluid gushing into her guts while you lock her in place, primal instinct commanding you to seed her

Well, that was magnificent. Bit shorter, and quicker to the (lewd) point than the previous ones, but still fun. We need more Thunderbird stuff.

And what with finishing in her while she was already out, I'm now thinking about Dormice. Anybody else?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:57:01 No.12978065
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Alright gentlemen, times up to sign up! You all will have your waifu, but she'll come with the corresponding color's terms and conditions.

>Red
Your Monster Waifu now has severe bipolar disorder. She'll snap into fits of rage seemingly unprovoked, and likely abuse you physically. You're more than welcome to stick around with her and try to heal her, but it'll likely take years upon years of therapy, healing and medication before you see any progress. Her feelings for you, when she's calm and normal, will be of pure love and she'll feel remorse for her actions. Just pray your waifu is a weak and small one so the bruises don't hurt too badly.

>Blue
Your waifu actually has no personality quirks forced upon her, but she will have illness. This specific illness will cause her to slowly grow weaker as time goes on, and eventually she'll wither away. You'll have no way to determine the time frame of this, it could be a week, it could be years. You might never need to worry about it, or you might blink and she's gone. You can cure her of this illness anytime by voluntarily Alping yourself. Whether she stays with you depends entirely on her personality, though know you'll have an Alp's needs regardless.

>Purple
Roll between 1-3. Your waifu is bodyswapped into a (1)Jabberwock, (2)Apophis, or (3)Familiar. If she is already one of the species roll again until she's a different one. Her mental state will be the same, but she'll have to cope with what is likely an odd, foreign, and uncomfortable body that'll take a long time to get used to, if she even likes it. She will know you were responsible for her new body, how she takes it is up to her personality.

If you were one of the special snowflakes who chose a different color, than congratulations, you passed the secret test! Your secret box option is:
You're an Alp now. Be grateful ingrate.

>>12978017
I thought we agreed these virgins were mine. Go to the /gfd/ thread on /r9k/ if you really need poor saps.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:57:46 No.12978067 >>12977953 Red.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 22:59:21 No.12978071 >>12978065 >bipolar >abusive No thanks, I'm out.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:00:19 No.12978074 File: 260 KB, 790x774, ldrandelhhavinganicecupofteadiscussingaboutshitpostersandstuffwhilesittingontheyreownarchairkunsorryijusthadtodothis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977769

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:00:57 No.12978078 >>12978065 bipolar kitsune. i can deal

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:01:06 No.12978080 >>12978065 >Apop >Red Eh.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:01:36 No.12978081 >>12978065 Haha you fell for my trick robot devil! Check again when I said green, I signed it "Robot Devil" so it is YOU who's now the alp!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:01:46 No.12978082 >>12978065 >Blue Crow Tengu My poor heart cannot take it, I'll be with her for all her days.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:02:10 No.12978084 >>12978074 Personally I can't wait to see LDR's reaction to this.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:02:31 No.12978085 File: 260 KB, 790x774, ldrandelhhavinganicecupofteadiscussingaboutshitpostersandstuffwhilesittingontheyreownarchairkunsorryijusthadtodothis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977769

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:02:33 No.12978086 >>12978081 Shut up alp. Now put on the dress and hop on an anons dick.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:03:53 No.12978091

>>12978065
>Anubis gets Bodyswapped into an Apophis

Well. This is...interesting. I hope that she wouldn't be too mad at me. And hopefully wouldn't take offense at becoming the "Enemy of the Pharaohs" or something. Could be nice though, if she turned out to like the snake-tail...probably going to miss the fluffy ears and tail though. We both will.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:03:57 No.12978093 >>12978071 Do you think she'll let you leave?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:04:03 No.12978094 >>12978086 I'm not wearing this dress for you! It's called 'high fashion' you Neanderthal. You wouldn't understand.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:05:15 No.12978097 >>12978085 ...you said you'd do it once, long ago. And so it is. LDR's a dhampir though? Since she looks like a dhampir.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:05:35 No.12978099 >>12978053 And archived. http://pastebin.com/sHW0NMdL

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:05:51 No.12978101 >>12978086 Screw you, I want at least some dates, romantic dinners and hand holding first.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:05:53 No.12978102 >>12978093 I'll leave on my own, she can go get fucked.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:06:13 No.12978105
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>>12978065
>Red is crippling
>Blue is probably crippling
>Purple is fucking nothing

Nice going tin for brains.

Not only are your methods completely unevenly distributed fairness wise you don't even give any real form of chances or explanations.

Your on the whim shenanigans disappoint! You need to step it up and make it more business minded, like a casino, the patrons have a chance but not a good one, yet look how many are willing to just throw their money away!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:06:15 No.12978106 >>12978091 >apophis body swaps with one of pharaohs anubis guards to finally kill her rival >ends up stealing the anubis' entire shota harem

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:06:54 No.12978108 >>12978101 You want that? Fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:08:04 No.12978109 >>12978101 >>12978108 4chan. Where relationships are made.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:08:38 No.12978113 >>12978074 >>12978085 >Dhampir uh, less.... That's not how dhampirs work.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:08:52 No.12978116 >>12978109 wanna hold hands, anon?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:09:45 No.12978120

>>12978105
>Purple is fucking nothing

This. I mean, really, if your choice is between having a MG waifu in a hot MG body, her being insane, or her having cancer... it's a no-brainer.

At the very least make the body something that's undesirable, like a slime or tentacle, or something inconvenient like a dryad or alarune. Or even overweight or loli (for non-Sabbath).

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:10:01 No.12978121 >>12978094 Oh a bitchy alp. You're wearing the fucking dress or you wear nothing else

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:11:14 No.12978124 >>12978121 but I'm only wearing the dress...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:11:57 No.12978127 >>12978106 >Shota Harem ...I want to be in an Anubis' shota harem.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:12:46 No.12978131 >>12978124 Exactly. No dress, no clothes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:13:19 No.12978135 >>12978116 Well, we can... For a little bit though! We're not degenerates...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:14:32 No.12978140 >>12978135 I'm going to hold your hand so tenderly!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:15:08 No.12978143 >>12978131 not even stockings and garters?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:15:56 No.12978145 >>12978143 Nothing else. That's what you get if you act bitchy.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:16:20 No.12978147 >>12978140 Keep it down! We could get a public indecency charge!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:16:21 No.12978148 >>12978143 >Alp lifting her dress to display stockings and garters >No panties This is my fetish. It's even on my list. Granted the list is a Manticore in a bridal gown.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:17:27 No.12978151 >>12978099 >gauf publishes 4 stories in a day i know they're greentexts but god damn bit prolific, isn't he

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:18:03 No.12978153 File: 127 KB, 790x774, An actual Skype Conversation we've had.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12978085 I regret nothing.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:18:21 No.12978157 >>12978145 Fuck you bitch call the cops I'll wear my favorite stockings and garters if I want to or not! Your not the boss of me I think I need to be punished...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:20:01 No.12978161 >>12978157 >Bitchy alp wearing stockings and garters Oh that's getting spanked.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:20:03 No.12978162 >>12978065 >Apophis turned into a Jabberwock We're both gonna miss the cuddletimes. Damn...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:21:40 No.12978166 File: 458 KB, 304x276, 1420902223464.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12978153 >Spyce

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:22:07 No.12978168 >>12978065 so does blood orange count as red or the special box?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:23:21 No.12978170 >>12977953 say, are you YBA?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:24:06 No.12978171 >>12978161 Don't spank me anon, I'll just get angry you will love me when I'm angry

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:24:43 No.12978173 >>12978168 Both

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:25:06 No.12978176 >>12978153 >>12978085 >less thinks dhampirs are vampires I am annoyed beyond words by this.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:25:12 No.12978177 >>12978127 Everybody does anon...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:25:49 No.12978181 >>12978168 goddammit i forgot this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUA93c6J_50

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:26:13 No.12978183 >>12978171 Why would I love you if you're angry anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:26:19 No.12978184 >>12978176 I had him change it, chill.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:27:34 No.12978188 >>12978184 It ain't changed.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:27:58 No.12978189 >>12978183 Because I'll wreck your shit and take your wallet.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:29:21 No.12978190 >>12978189 Don't be a nigger alp. I'll just hand hold and cuddle it out of you.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:29:53 No.12978193 What is so special about Apophis and Anubis? They're just a special snowflake Lamia and Dog Girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:30:31 No.12978194 >>12978189 We already have King Grump Alp, we don't need another angry Alp in here.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:30:33 No.12978195 >>12978188 No you Alp. From a vampire TO a dhampire.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:30:47 No.12978196 >>12978193 Delicious Purple and Delicious Brown. Also vanilla is boring. It's like playing Mario Kart and playing as Mario. Only boring people do that.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:31:43 No.12978198 >>12978176 Did you not read the filename of the first pic?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:32:26 No.12978200 >>12978113 >>12978176 What did he get wrong in the picture? Are dhampirs not supposed to have pointed ears or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:33:50 No.12978202 >>12978200 >Original request was for a Vampire >.less drew LDR Dhampir instead >Now people think he's retarded Just anons being dumb, anon.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:35:04 No.12978205

>the CC black dragon greentext didn't even make it onto the collection
o-oh. I don't know why that one is so forgettable, I thought it was the best one.
Anyway, onto arachne being bullied by her prey.

>Hm
>you appear to have ensnared yourself on the strands in this cave
>well, you probably should have bought that deluxe night exploring kit for caving
>now you're ensnared here and... waiting
>what delicious breed of spidergirl is going to come and drain you of your precious, precious spirit energy?
>and waiting
>man, she's really slow
>you struggle a bit, trying to get the message across that you're a busy man and you'd like to get to the spider sex as soon as possible
>that seemed to wake her up, as you hear a clatter and stumble of legs from behind you
>"Well, well, well~" the voice behind you speaks in a sultry whisper but you can hear that she's out of breath
>did she run here?
>"What have I trapped here?"
>you roll your eyes. Get on with the foreplay, woman. Stop the dramatic villainess speech
>she reaches a hand for your belt and stops
>she tries again but something has snared her and she can't quite reach it
>you can practically hear the blush in her next words
>"well... that wasn't supposed to happen."
>how do you get stuck to your own web, aren't spiders immune to that?
>you hear some struggling which grows more intense with each moment
>"Uh." you say, "Are you okay?"
>"Yes! Fine! This is an easily remediable situation!"
>you twist your head and see that the arachne has managed to entirely ensnare all of her limbs and is ungracefully bound above the ground
>god damn it
>you were hoping to save this for the surprise maledom switch
>you hike the knife out of your sleeve and into your hand, rending the strands attached to you with the blades edge, quickly freeing yourself with a bit of silk still stuck to you.
>You turn and face her and decide to take a moment to gloat
>"You know, most spiders don't get stuck in their own webs."
>"That was an acci-"
cont.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:35:22 No.12978206

>>12978198
>>12978195
>>12978202

Why? Is it supposed to be some sort of joke? This flies in the face of all Dhampir cannon. Dhampirs literally go out of their way to beat up vampires that abuse their husbands, if this is supposed to be a joke I just don't find it funny.

Yeah, there's irony I guess, but it's not clever irony.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:36:33 No.12978209 >>12978205 What collection? And if it makes you feel any better, I really loved the CC Dragon. I just masturbated to it an hour ago.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:36:44 No.12978210 >>12978206 It's supposed to be LDR's OC or some shit. Take it up with her, ya whiny git.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:38:22 No.12978213 >>12978194 >Khorne Alp >Khornette Alp*

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:38:34 No.12978214 File: 67 KB, 517x389, 71736559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New MGQP update. You wouldn't a watermelon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:39:38 No.12978215 File: 61 KB, 517x386, 58da6b79.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12978214 Well, it could be worse...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:39:45 No.12978216 >>12978194 I am not a fucking alp for fucks sake! Holy shit!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:39:51 No.12978217 >>12978214 >inb4 nigger joke

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:40:26 No.12978218 >>12978162 >Not wanting full body wing cuddles She may not be fluffy anymore, but there's still plenty to love.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:40:35 No.12978220 >>12978214 I would if it was in spats

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:40:39 No.12978221 File: 55 KB, 517x389, 366b3c0d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12978215 Oh god.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:41:41 No.12978224 File: 90 KB, 516x386, 2dbcc38c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12978221 It's worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:41:42 No.12978225 >>12978202 aha. I didn't even notice; seeing "armchair-kun" immediately made me think of LDR. That may have happened to less as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:41:55 No.12978226 >>12978221 That's Delphi btw. He's back to ruin everyone's good time. Again.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:43:05 No.12978232 >>12978224 >>12978214 >>12978215 >>12978221 What in gods name is this shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:43:05 No.12978233 >>12978210 >Dhampir >Sadistic Oh god why do people have to fuck with cannon like this I don't go around making HellHounds act like dickslaves This hurts my brain

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:43:10 No.12978234 >>12978221 >>12978224 How many orifices does this one have?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:43:25 No.12978235

>>12978205

>"Or literally let their trapped prey walk away."
>you turn around and begin walking out before she calls out to you in desperation
>"Wait!"
>you slowly turn and nod for her to continue. Chief God, she just looks so ridiculous trapped like that
>she bounces in her web irritably for a moment before speaking
>"Okay, yeah, I'm pretty new to this whole thing, but you're the first male I've seen in months!"
>"Please, don't go! You can do whatever you want to me just don't leave me tied up like this!"
>You consider this for a moment
>She is, all things considered, pretty hot
>she's also an idiot, and an idiot with poison and snares
>"Nah."
>"I don't really have time for a stupid spider, anyway."
>you walk out of the cavern just as she bursts into tears, feeling somewhat downtrodden that you lost your opportunity for hot dominatrix spider sex
>and that is when you walk into the other occupant of the cave system
>you look up
>and up
>and up into the other spider's one unsealed eye while she gleams down at you with a mouth like a razorblade
>"FRESH MEAT!"
>no one can hear you scream for mercy but her
>And it's not like she cares

Satisfying, >>12977840? Y/N?

>>12978209
Oh, just the blogspot. I know it's a bit sad, but it makes me happy to see the massive viewcount increase after being uploaded to there.
also that makes me happier than it probably should
I guess it's the sincerest form of flattery

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:44:05 No.12978237 >>12978226 Oh. Good. They kept the discount artists.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:44:29 No.12978239 >>12978218 >Wing cuddles Mah nigga.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:45:17 No.12978241 >>12978224 Still better than Manticore.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:46:10 No.12978243 >>12978233 What's sadistic about forniphilia? It's really not very sadistic, I don't know what you're whining about. Then again, the story or whatever this is taken from very well could have her be sadistic. I dunno, I haven't read it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:46:44 No.12978246 >>12978237 I like that they have them, they actually let me play the game, i always feel the need to masturbate to the well drawn stuff

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:48:14 No.12978251 Oh, right. Here's a thing. Could probably use some editing but whatever. Enjoy, or don't. http://pastebin.com/4QYzuWhU

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:49:12 No.12978254 >>12978246 Fair point. I don't even mind the weird stuff, it's just when it's combined with poorly drawn art that it's a pain to look at.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:49:58 No.12978255 >>12978251 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:51:34 No.12978261 >>12978255 Wut I thought it was okay. >>12978251 Sound effects probably unnecessary to actually write, include a description instead.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:52:47 No.12978264

>>12978243
>forniphilia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_furniture

>Human furniture (or forniphilia) is a form of bondage and sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a chair, table, cabinet or other piece of furniture. The term was originally coined by Jeff Gord.[1][2]
>is a form of bondage and sexual objectification
>sexual objectification
>objectification
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objectification
>In social philosophy, objectification means treating a person as a thing.
You are treating a person as a lesser thing; in fact you are treating them as something which is so useless and worthless that you sit upon them, effectively stating their worth as little more than a bit of wood and glue.

Then of course you get off to their humiliation.

Sounds sadistic to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:54:07 No.12978267 >>12978251 Because nobody EVER writes about Aposhits.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:54:39 No.12978268 >>12978255 ? >>12978261 Also, the sound effects was added for effect. But noted.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:55:17 No.12978270 >>12978235 C-Can you do mine now? If you want to of course. >>12977222 >>12977253 >>12977296 >>12977348

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:55:41 No.12978271 >>12978267 You'd rather me write about a devilbug or matango? I've got an idea for them as a matter of fact.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:56:13 No.12978272 >>12978268 >? You're one of those TF/TG faggots from before.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:56:18 No.12978273 >>12978270 Ah, fuck me. I knew I forgot one. Give me five minutes to slap together a coherent structure and I'll have at it.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:56:46 No.12978274

>>12978264
I dunno about you, but I happen to like and appreciate a nice, comfy chair.

To me, I view it as a rather intimate activity. Particularly recently, I'm a big fan of the whole Anubis Dickthrone thing. Sure, as with any kind of BDSM Play, it can be done sadistically, but I don't view the simple act of it in-and-of-itself to be sadistic. It'd depend upon the people doing it.

But I suppose, to each their own.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:57:44 No.12978277 >>12978271 At least it's variety.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 30, 2015 23:57:57 No.12978278 >>12978272 It sure doesn't look like it. I think you just flipped the fuck out for no reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:00:33 No.12978281 >>12978277 Hah. Good point.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:01:24 No.12978282 >>12978274 >He never had air chair as punishment in gym That shit is sadistic

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:01:56 No.12978283

>>12978274
>BDSM isn't sadistic in some way
>You're totally not getting off to a person's vulnerability/your own vulnerability

This is simple fact, and not up for interpretation. you can't argue against a dictionary. No matter how un-BDSM the BDSM is, it is still sadism on some level.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:02:38 No.12978287

>>12978272
Um... I wrote a single story. Are we type casting now?

I'm really only good at writing dry accountant sort of things. Like diary logs and though processes. TF seemed like a good idea and a certain someone seemed to agree.

Its not my thing though, the story is pretty vanilla aside from some breathplay and light femdom.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:05:00 No.12978291 >>12978264 This isn't really sadistic. Negligent, sure. Unless you count a lack of care and attention sadism. I mean, how do you even be sadistic towards an object? That only really works if it's still personified.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:05:52 No.12978294 >>12978291 >sadistic towards an object you're not sadistic to an OBJECT doofus, you're sadistic to a person by treating them as an object.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:07:30 No.12978297 ITT: Anons once again fail to understand BDSM at all.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:07:34 No.12978299

>>12978294
Oh, so you're treating them as an object, but still acknowledging them as a person. Kinda half-assing it right? If you're gonna do it at all I think you should commit. Stop seeing them as a person, and just accept that you have a new seat which you need to feed every now and then.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:09:32 No.12978305

>>12978283
>BDSM
>Bondage--Discipline-Dominance--Submission-Sadism-Masochism
It's an all encompassing term, and play regarding such need not involve all elements of the label.

Furthermore, the crux of actual BDSM Relationships tends not to lie in the simple vulnerability, but in the trust that vulnerability displays.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:09:49 No.12978306 >>12978297 ITT: This anon is a BDSM expert

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:10:33 No.12978309 >>12978294 I still don't get that. I want to be an Anubis beloved and favorite chair, which she adores the feeling of sitting and relaxing on. Is that so wrong?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:11:17 No.12978311

>>12978065
>That robot devil sure is a swell guy. Last time we met he gave me an alp to take care of.

>All for the price of a little signature.

>Sure, she wasn't a arachne or were-cat but she was mine, even if she was a little flat.

>The milk fixed that problem thought, cuddles were so much nicer now.

>She still blushed and stuttered though, need to work on her confidence.

>Not too much confidence though, I've seen the documentaries.

>But that's besides the point, my old buddy popped up again today, offering me another deal for another signature.

>Red? eh, too boring.

>Blue....meh....

>Purple is pimping, I'll take that.

>With a smile he shook my hand, took the paper and vanished, laughing ominously.

>Whatever, its time to reward my alp for being a good girl.

>Cherry coke, bitches love cherry coke don't they?

>And some pizza to share, using natural holstaurus cheese.

>I was smiling as I kicked in the door, happy to see my little alp.

>Except she was now 6 foot 5, had chocolate skin, and had dragon wings and claws.

>"W-what did you do?" she whimpered back to me, a tear in the corner of her eye. "I-I cant use the remote now!"

>True enough, those sharp new claws of hers had ruined our little clicker.

>This was new, it was time for bold and brilliant plan.

>"Pizza?"

Everything went better than expected.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:11:48 No.12978314 >>12978305 I always thought bdsm was a dumb, redundant fetish. Demonstrate trust but letting some one take advantage of your vulnerability for their own satisfaction, and action which in no way fosters trust.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:12:25 No.12978315

>>12978299
Jeesus fuck how do you even misinterpret something this much.

When you read catcher in the rye in your english class, did you think the book was about how nice strange caps are?

Your sentence about "commitment" is just.... wrong. I can't say it any other way.

The point isn't that you need a new chair, the point is that you think a person is so low, so utterly worthless, that you treat them as an object; something without needs, wants, feelings.

Something that can be thrown away and replaced with ease.

>>12978309
No, that's your fetish. You like being treated as a chair, and she likes treating you as a chair.

>>12978305
The word "sadism" is right there. Sure, you may trust each other, but the fact alone that you engage in such rough play means that one of you thinks the other is better or worse.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:12:30 No.12978316 >>12978282 Oh god, that just reminded me of ten years of hockey camps.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:13:09 No.12978320 >>12978311 >Pizza Beer and nachos would be preferable, but that'll do. Commence cuddles, you glorious faglover.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:13:32 No.12978322 >>12978311 I like it.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:15:35 No.12978326

>>12978315
>The point isn't that you need a new chair, the point is that you think a person is so low, so utterly worthless, that you treat them as an object; something without needs, wants, feelings.

About misinterpretation, you aren't doing much better, pal. So you're treating them "as an object; something without needs, wants feelings." right? An object. Once you've crossed this line by truly seeing them as nothing but an object, comes my question. Can that really be seen as sadism? Doesn't matter if they once were a person. Now they're just an object. Can you be sadistic towards an object?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:16:00 No.12978327

>>12978315
>>12978314
Again, just because "Sadism" is in the title, does not mean all BDSM play must involve it.

Nor do I see anything inherently sadistic or rough about furniture play. Someone earlier mentioned "Air Chair" punishment, but generally forniphilia involves gear designed to keep the "Furniture" comfortable while they are acting as such.

Yes, it can be done in such a way as to be sadistic, but I don't see it as such all on it's own.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:16:45 No.12978331 >>12978320 >Beer and nachos would be preferable Get the fuck out of here. Piestrong and Dragon rule these threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:17:15 No.12978334 >>12978320 Technically she is a Jabberwocky now. A nice and health Jabberwocky. >>12978322 And I do too. Although I just realized that I can't cuddle her until she gets used to her new body.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:17:18 No.12978336 >>12978311 >From Human Boy to Alp to Chubby Alp to 6'5'' Draconian Abomination with Brown Skin Poor guy, but lucky you. They say the most traumatized ones are the easiest to care for.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:17:29 No.12978339 >>12978315 >Thrown away and replaced with ease You've never had a really good chair, have you?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:18:41 No.12978343

>>12978334
>I just realized that I can't cuddle her until she gets used to her new body.
What? You cuddle her to HELP her get used to her new body. With her stuttering and trying not to crush you the entire time.

>Technically she is a Jabberwocky now.
What do you even feed a jabberock anyway? Aside from the D, I mean.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:19:04 No.12978345

>>12978326
>Can that really be seen as sadism? Doesn't matter if they once were a person. Now they're just an object. Can you be sadistic towards an object?
BRB slamming head into a desk.
let me make this as obvious as I can.
YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT WORTHLESS, BUT YOU TREAT THEM AS WORTHLESS, AND YOU ENJOY THE FEELING OF SUPERIORITY, VULNERABILITY, AND CONTROL.
Cmon, just google the damn definition!
>>12978327
>Yes, it can be done in such a way as to be sadistic, but I don't see it as such all on it's own.
but in this image it is; that's not a comfortable arrangement at all, now is it?
>>12978339
worth of nice chair<<<<<worth of nice person

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:21:26 No.12978349

>>12978343
Milk and Pizza worked before and its going to work now.

Also, hugging shall temporarily require the use of a training body pillow.

Now I just need to pray she doesn't realize she can snap me like a twig, otherwise I will need to break out the ultimate weapon.

No...more....headpats...

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:22:59 No.12978354

>>12978345
>In this image it is
Again, I don't really see it, even in that particular instance. It's not like they're grinning or looking at all sadistic, or whipping the chairs while they sit. They're just sitting, having tea and a pleasant conversation, while sitting on some bound dudes.

>Worth of chair vs person
>Implying a nice person can't be a nice chair for an hour or two.

Furthermore, you're pretty much making shit up.
You don't like it because you treat them as worthless, or because of the feeling of superiority. Vulnerability and control, yes, but they are vulnerable to you because they trust you. You enjoy controlling them because they are, in fact, worth something to you.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:23:42 No.12978357

>>12978345
Well now that you've made it so basic, we've arrived at the crux of the misunderstanding
>YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT WORTHLESS, BUT YOU TREAT THEM AS WORTHLESS
>treat

No, no. I'm saying in the scenario that they ARE worthless. Completely, utterly. This isn't "ufufufu, look at how pitiful you are now." It's not an act where you treat some one worse than what they deserve. You look at them and basically see a chair.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:27:41 No.12978364

>>12978354
Some bound dudes, with unsupported spines, their weight on their wrists and knees, which, as you will note, are not meant to support the weight of yourself and another person.
>>12978354
>Furthermore, you're pretty much making shit up.
If you're going to ignore the very definition of sadism and BDSM then I'll go ahead and ignore you because you've gone and thrown logic out the window
>>12978357
>we've arrived at the crux of the misunderstanding
you could not have described this argument better.
Then that's sadism. They're worth something, you cannot deny that. It's like you looking at a worm. That worm has worth; but to you it's worth almost nothing. This makes you regard it as a plaything; something to be thrown in a puddle, or used as fish bait. And it is your act of mistreating it because of your own skewed perception of worth, that makes it sadistic.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:29:48 No.12978369 >>12978336 >Implying she still isn't chubby. The blessed health of hathor isn't gotten rid of that easily anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:30:15 No.12978370 >>12978357 >>12978364 I think you're both severely mistaken as to the meaning and purpose of BDSM and- Why the fuck am I arguing with idiots who can't think of anything outside the literal interpretation of a dictionary anyway?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:30:15 No.12978371

>>12978327
>Generally xyz keeps them comfortable
>Generally xyz doesn't hurt so much

This is why I can never get into BDSM. 90% of it is kid gloves. It's almost all more like an augmented game of pretend, like a LARP or something.

I mean if someone wants to tie me up then damn it, let me really pull on those chains as hard as I can and try to break them. Not 'Oh, I can't move, whatever shall I do.' If someone wants to be hit or spanked, then why not hard enough to leave a real bruise? I mean if I'm being tender, I'd rather just have vanilla cuddling sex. If someone brings out the whips and chains, let a guy cut loose. If I'm playing, let me play hard enough for one of us to really need a safe word for insurance.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:31:34 No.12978375 >>12978369 OK so you've got a chubby tall Jabberwocky right there. That's a lot of woman right there, and an awkward Alp is in control of all of it. That's a mess waiting to happen.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:32:14 No.12978377

>>12978371
Well look'it mister extreme over here...

Obviously a safe word is rule #1. But if that's the only precaution you're going to have, then somebody's going to get hurt, and it's not going to be fun or enjoyable for anyone involved.

Unless you're a severely, twisted, psychotic sort of sadist. Like some kinda anime villain.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:34:03 No.12978386 >>12978370 >why do faggots use a dictionary! Nobody uses a dictionary!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:34:53 No.12978388 Guys! Guys! Guys! I have two words that can solve ALL of our problems turtle girls Sorry, pretty drunk, kinda stoned, and am currently marathoning every ninja turtle movie

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:35:19 No.12978390 I'd love to argue with you guys all day about this, but I have a feeling the janitors will descend from above and ban us if this keeps up. You can link us over to a discussion page if you want, but it might be best if this argument was killed

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:35:31 No.12978392 >>12978388 Not quite ripe yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:35:51 No.12978394 >>12978386 A dictionary covers literal definitions. What it does not reflect is practical use.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:36:08 No.12978395

>>12978375
>Isn't used to being that tall, keeps getting horns stuck on doorways. Same thing happens with wings.

>Tail keeps catching on chairs and end tables, knocking things over.

>HEALTH stayed in proportion with her height so her shirts and pants are useless. Has to wear a too small sun dress that exposes her soft belly and a pair of side tie striped panties that are cutting into her hips.

>Wants to cuddle, has to wear oven-mitts so she doesn't stab me.

It is a good pain.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:36:54 No.12978396 >>12978349 >DUN DUN DUN

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:37:23 No.12978398 >>12978394 except it's sole purpose is to structure our language to allow it to be practically used. and again, see here >>12978390

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:37:47 No.12978400

>>12978395
Don't forget those two mouths on her sides. Most Jabberwocks grow up their whole lives learning how to control them.

Poor Alp won't know what the fuck to do. He probably won't get to eat a meal through his normal mouth for several months.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:38:38 No.12978401

>you've just finished seasoning the chicken and putting it in the oven when Kailey returns
>the sounds of her wingbeats on the parapet precede her and you wonder briefly if the chicken will suit her tastes tonight
>mother directed you to feed her for the weekend and watch the castle while she's out with dad hunting paladins
>Kailey stumbles into the kitchen after a few minutes of running (probably can smell the chicken cooking, you think)
>she looks out of breath, chest heaving and breasts bulging, barely constrained by her top, if it could be called that.
>"And how is my favorite brother doing?" she sing-songs while she clacks her way into the kitchen, claws scraping against the tile floor
>"Pretty much same as usual", you say, trying to ignore her. She's going to do something 'sisterly' in a moment you can tell "Chicken fine for dinner tonight?"
>She wraps her arms around your waist and leans on your shoulder to whisper her response in your ear.
>"Sounds lovely, anon." a moment passes where you continue to prepare the potatoes and try to pretend that she's not sniffing your neck.
>She lifts herself off of your back, all 6'8 of herself. "Wait just a moment, little brother. I got a gift for you I think you'll enjoy~!"
>oh god
>you try to contain your terror while Kailey skips off with a tremendous din every time she hits the ground
>the last time you had a gift from her you couldn't use your left hand properly for a week and you literally had blisters on your... you know.
>why is it that everything in a demon realm has to be about sex?
>and why does she think it's appropriate to give stuff like that to her younger brother?
>I mean, technically you're not related but you've been raised with her since you were, what, one?
>the returning thunderclaps announce her return and she flounces into the kitchen, likely causing permanent property damage
>"Tadaa!"
Cont.

>>12978398
Colloquial english is somewhat different from dictionary english, I'm going to have to agree.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:39:01 No.12978402

>>12978377
If you can't read that I'd be fine on either end of that treatment, then you need your eyes checked. Of course people lay down rules and everything, but the allure of the thing is the power dynamic. I have to temper my reactions to everything all day. If somebody is going to hang out 'extreme' and 'naughty' like an advertisement, then I want my money's worth. Most of the time, it's less energetic and dangerous than two drunk people banging in the back seat of a car.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:40:57 No.12978405 >>12978388 That awkward moment when her way of wanting to be eaten out is by asking if you want to dine on turtle soup.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:44:16 No.12978409

>>12978402
When I said "Unless you're", I was speaking generally, not of you specifically. I figured you'd be fine with being on either side of things, but still, it sounds like your idea is more just having the shit beat out of you. Have you ever actually experienced the real thing? Done properly or not?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:45:17 No.12978411 More people should read Sunstone. I wonder when my copy of volume 1 will get to me? I think it was mailed out a couple days ago.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:51:02 No.12978419

>>12978396
>>12978400

>Alp/Jabberwocky realizes that's she's stronger than milkanon one day.

>Builds up her courage and strides through the door way to the couch where he's watching TV.

>Revenge time! Today she pays him back for all the holstaurus milk he made her drink.....although the cuddles afterwords were ni- NO! She must remain strong!

>Grabs him by the shirt and lifts him up.

>"N-now listen up!" she stutters, putting on her fiercest look (Which is little more than an angry pout) "I-I'm sick and t-tired of you giving me m-milk and bossing me around. After t-today, I-I'm the one in charge, and I say that w-"

>"No more head-pats." he replies, looking over her shoulder at the TV

>Squad Broken!

>"W-what?" She stammers, lower lip trembling "B-but I-I'm a dragon no-"

>"No cuddling during movie nights." He says, turning to look at her. "One more strike and you have to sleep in the spare bedroom."

>Alp/jabberwocky has tears at the edges of her eyes.

>"I-I'm sorry, " she quickly apologizes, setting him down.

>"Good girl," he replies, giving her a small peck on the cheek.

>He bends the rules that night so they can cuddle during movie night....although the secondary mouths ate all the popcorn.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:52:33 No.12978423 >>12978419 >Alp bullying is best bullying

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:53:00 No.12978426 >>12978419 Alps are adorable. I want my own alp to cuddle and sleep with.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:53:38 No.12978427 >>12978419 How weak willed. Adorable. Truly Holstaur Milk is a blessing to us all. Granting all girls, no matter size or shape, Mizuki-tier soft. Could anything be better?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:53:49 No.12978428 >>12978251 Pretty good, could use some work though.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:54:25 No.12978432

>>12978401
>It's...
>Jewelry
>and not even lewd jewelry
>still, that is a lot of gold all in one place, and she looks magnanimous when she drapes the necklace over your neck while her other mouths force a ring onto your hands
>"Well?" she stands back, looking smug while you wipe the saliva off of your hand
>"It's... nice", you grudgingly agree
>this is really high quality goldsmithing - dwarven, if you had to guess
>she must have gone a long way to get this, and she can clearly see the appreciation in your eyes if that glint of pride is anything to go by
>"Well, nothing but the best for my little anon." She walks over to the kitchen table and has a seat, eyeing you while you finish up dinner preparations
>potatoes coming to a boil distracts you from having a staring match with her and you move to properly get the food in it's containers when the oven dings again, warning you about the readiness of their cargo
>Kailey is cleaning her claws with a sour look but brightens when you plop down the chicken on the table between you two with a carving knife beside it
>she gets to work slicing it up into more manageable chunks while you get the potatoes, carrots, and bread on the table
>Kailey sits and waits for you to serve her
>as you do she leans into you to whisper "Careful, anon; keep treating a girl like this and I might mistake it for a date~!"
>you brush her off and sit down to dinner with your older sister
>she mostly talks about her day, the patrols of the local area and the wandering merchant she got the ring and necklace from
>you mostly blather on about making sure those fucking faggot cats stayed off your property
>Kailey's gaze darkens at that one, but she quickly plays it off
>"I'm gonna go watch some TV, anon." she says after dinner, ducking out of the room to avoid having to do any of the dishes
>god damn it, Kailey
>a half hour later you plop yourself down in the den on the couch beside Kailey, wiping your hands on your shirt like a filthy animal
cont.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:56:18 No.12978438 I'm gay.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:56:41 No.12978440

>>12978409
I have. And it was weird because she was more like a sub with a power complex. So she wanted to be in charge but didn't have a clue and wouldn't go very far. It was more like she wanted to do that sort of stuff just to say she had. And she was the one that really pushed it in the first place.

It's just like, if you're going to do something, just do it. Go all the way. I hate pussyfooting around.

I can't really hurt girls anyway. I only have the desire to hurt people I hate. And I wouldn't be in a relationship with anyone like that. Now slave play/maid play/other generic can be fun on the other hand. But that's just everyday fantasy stuff.

captcha: i pain
Would you look at that

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:58:30 No.12978444 >>12978440 Yeah, that sounds...pretty damn weird. Another key is for people to know their roles, have confidence in it. Trying to be something you're not is just...silly.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:58:31 No.12978443

>>12978401
>She wraps her arms around your waist and leans on your shoulder to whisper her response in your ear.
>"Sounds lovely, anon." a moment passes where you continue to prepare the potatoes and try to pretend that she's not sniffing your neck.

That sounds really nice

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:58:58 No.12978447 >>12978419 >Secondary mouths ate all the popcorn I'm somewhere between flustered and BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD angry about this.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 00:59:33 No.12978449 >>12978438 He little buy, wanna be an alp?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:00:24 No.12978452 >>12978401 >>12978432 >Brother/Sister Incest We don't get this enough. Go on sir, do go on. >>12978443 Agreed anon. Very much so.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:00:30 No.12978453 >>12978447 Well at least you narrowed it down.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:01:58 No.12978456 File: 892 KB, 1288x1135, TenderLovingRape.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12978427 Praise Hathor! Touch Cows!

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:02:32 No.12978457

Dragonfly Gril: Volunteering Intensifies

>Club Meeting's today
>Mad Hatter Club leader is busy lecturing of different events to attend
>Teach lolis to swim
>Tutor shotas
>Waiter
>"And remember, I seek only to see that you all are able and willing to help others, as is our Club's motto"
>The members, including you were hanging off her every word
>"That being said, first come first serve."
>In a flash all slots for nearly all events that week were taken
>All except 'waiter'
>Only two slots left
>As you right your name down, you see Megan's chitin-plated hand
>"Oh hey Anon, heheh. Funny to see you here"
>The fuck did you hear her giggle?"
>"There's a spot left for waiter, want to join me Megs?"
>"Yeah yeah sure." she says, jotting her name down in chicken scratch
>Hey, at least she's got her mood back a bit
>You put on your suit, ready to go
>The event was to have helpers serve the winning student baseball team
>You look around, trying to see if you can spot a familiar face
>It's Megan in a dress skirt?
>Her white blouse clung to her body like a neatly done bed sheet
>Her black skirt wrapped along her slender thighs
>Her hair in a bun And even her tail has a white ribbon wrapped on the end
>"Hey Anon, just wanted to say high, and I hope we can work hard together, for the team."
>In your flustered state you stammer out a "y-yeah, totally for the team, go us"
>The main course was a filet mignon with a side order of mashed potatoes and lightly salted baby spinach
>"Enjoy your meal" you say with a smile
>Megan was having fun talking to the patrons, chatting and laughing
>Meanwhile the outfielder was using her hair to feel up your legs
>Before desert time you took a break
>And so did Megan
>Dang, when did she wear lipstick
>Dammit focus on the job
>When the dinner was over you ate leftovers with her
>"Anon, this is just the start" she grinned
>"You're going to regret pinning me down, if you're like this now, I can't wait to see your face when I'm through with you."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:03:04 No.12978459 Night all, don't burn the thread down!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:03:20 No.12978461 >>12978452 Probably adopted/not-blood-related incest, but still hot none-the-less. Plus it'd probably be normal for Monster Girls to fuck their adopted/not-blood-related brothers.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:05:13 No.12978466 >>12978459 Night bro I'll take a shot for you

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:05:46 No.12978469 >>12978457 >Volunteering Intensifies >Attraction Intensifies >It's a trap intensifies >I want to be trapped intensifies Damn man, likin' how this is going.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:06:46 No.12978473 >>12978457 Fucking beta ass MC, walk right up to her and beat her ass. You're better than this.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:07:09 No.12978474 Have you guys ever wanted to fuck a monstergirl before?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:07:13 No.12978475 >>12978466 Nice, shine on you crazy star.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:08:19 No.12978482 >>12978475 >not shine on you crazy diamond Go get alped you shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:08:45 No.12978484 >>12978474 Nope, never even thought about it.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:09:11 No.12978485

>tfw your family moves to the city when you're young
>tfw you become friends with the Lizardman girl at school
>tfw you both become best friends through the years
>tfw you fall in love with her
>tfw you go to prom together as friends
>tfw she drags you to the dance floor
>tfw she grabs hold of you tight as you try to confess
>tfw she says, "No need for words, just shut up and dance with me."

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:09:42 No.12978486

>>12978432
>she's watching some dumb comedy thing
>right now an Ushi-Oni and a Wurm are mud wrestling for a trophy but so far all that's been done is that the stadium and stands have collapsed
>every once in a while Kailey lets out a very unladylike guffaw
>you put down the necklace on the side table and lean back, watching the stupid, mindless comedy with your elder sister
>one of the side mouths has found it's way into your lap and you absentmindedly pet it, transfixed by the demolition derby gone horribly, horribly wrong
>If you were paying closer attention you could hear Kailey's soft sighs with every stroke on the mouth's head
>It's getting late, you note and you push the head off your lap to go to bed
>"Hey anon," Kailey slurs
>you stop and turn to her
>she's stretched out on the couch
>"cmere, anon."
>one claw outstretches for you and while you know you will probably regret this decision, she did get you an extremely nice gift that didn't screw you over for once so you can give her the benefit of the doubt
>you step over to her and she pulls you into her lap, head on her chest and legs between hers.
>"yeah, just stay right here anon...."
>she sounds tired but her arms are holding you pretty good against her
>not that you have any real intention of going anywhere
>this is beyond comfortable -- soft, warm skin pressing against your back and her body heat mingling with yours
>"anoon...." Kailey whispers
>"you're reeeally warm, you know that?"
>the TV is scattering white noise into the room now
>the darkness and comfiness you find yourself ensnared in lulling you to a sense of security
>so it's a bit surprising when one of her hands finds its way to your pants
Cont.

>>12978461
Correct.
Well, technically they ARE blood related, but only by half. Anon's father is Kailey's mother, but Kailey's mom is not anon's mom, if that makes sense.
Anon comes from his father's first marriage.

>>12978474
Wherethefuckdoyouthinkyouare.jpg

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:10:01 No.12978487

>>12978444
I think she had some vague notion since I'm a pretty hardheaded guy that she would try to tame me in the bedroom like some trashy romance novel. But I'm the same guy in pretty much all walks of life. So I think she got too intimidated when it came down to it.

I'm a pretty simple guy when it comes to that stuff. Don't hit me in the junk, don't hit me in the face, tie me up good if you're gonna tie me up, don't stick anything in my ass and don't do any stupid shit like give me sepsis from a bite that breaks the skin. That's really super lenient in the grand scheme of things.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:10:08 No.12978488 >>12978457 >Oh know, she's being a whiny, petty, illogical bitch, guess I'll just have to walk right into a trap! Fucking hell. Walk out on the bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:11:28 No.12978491 >>12978482 Do it anon, alp him. We have enough milk for everyone!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:12:08 No.12978493 >>12978456 Kiss the Cow Cuddle the Cow Carry the Cow Wed the Cow Sex the Cow Touch the Cow babies

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:13:26 No.12978498

>>12978486
Oh, and before you ask how it's possible that Kailey is older than Anon despite being conceived after him, I'm going to put this out there: Anon was raised by his mother until he was one year old, and his father journeyed into Wonderland which has a... loose grip on time as compared to the real world.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:13:52 No.12978499 >>12978486 >Wherethefuckdoyouthinkyouare.jpg Monster girl consensual hand holding thread

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:14:44 No.12978503

>>12978486
>Well, technically they ARE blood related, but only by half. Anon's father is Kailey's mother, but Kailey's mom is not anon's mom, if that makes sense.
>Anon comes from his father's first marriage.
Only way that would work and Anon be younger is if his father married human girl, cheated on her with Jabberwock pussy, have Jabberwock child, go back to human girl, years pass, than human child, than more happens and he marries back to old Jabberwocky and family reunion.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:14:54 No.12978504 >>12978486 >one of the side mouths has found it's way into your lap What is she?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:15:01 No.12978505 >>12978493 Tip the cow Milk the cow Engage in nuclear warfare with the lilim

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:15:40 No.12978506 >>12978491 But I don't want a soft alp. I want her to be a small stuttering stage 2 that blossoms into a curvy cuddle addicted stage 3.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:16:40 No.12978508 >>12978486 >Anon's father is Kailey's mother Wut. >Is somehow younger than half-sister born in father's second relationship How does that eve- >>12978498 >Wonderland Time Fuckery >GiornoBullshit.jpg Well, alright then. Please, continue.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:17:21 No.12978512 >>12978506 Very well, I respect your decision. just means more for mine.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:19:02 No.12978517 >>12978506 >Not wanting a Mizuki-type Alp Eh, to each their own I suppose.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:19:06 No.12978518
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>>12978485
>tfw she doesn't actually know how to dance
>tfw she cuts you up good by accident like a klutz
>tfw you became Prom King and Prom Queen out of pity
>tfw the hospital turkey is actually pretty fucking tasty
>tfw hospital apology blowjob was the best BJ of all time

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:19:25 No.12978519

Welp I'm goin to bed. By the time I wake up I hope to see...

The one dude beat up the dragonfly dragon girl for being such a petty bitch

An animated gif of jaberalp being petted

more jinko art

A licensed model kit of valerie the anubis declaring war on north korea

less figuring out what a dhampir is

that one anon figuring out what BDSM is

a way to fuck an alp that isn't gay

the MG card game finding a decent publisher

Illias being elected president

.Less battling ISIS with a stuffed whale cock

a cure to cancer, all forms

see you in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:20:04 No.12978520 >>12978518 >Spoiler You have my attention. Please, elaborate.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:20:12 No.12978522

>>12978508
>>Anon's father is Kailey's mother
>Wut.
Wait, fuck. Anon's father is Kailey's father
That was a typo. Anon's dad didn't Alp or anything.
>>12978503
Wonderland time issues.
Okay, so instead of writing the next post I'm going to use the next five minutes to explain what the fuck is going on in the background setting of the story.

Anon's father has a child, anon.
He then joins a crusade as is his duty as a paladin and is sent off into Wonderland.
Anon becomes one year old when his father returns from Wonderland, chronologically five years older to retrieve anon.
Kailey was, in the real world, conceived 16 years ago. However in Wonderland 20 years have passed.
Probably. It's hard to tell if time is actually passing in Wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:21:48 No.12978527 >>12978522 I figured it was a typo. Though I'd wut anyway. Now, one last question. What of the human wife?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:21:56 No.12978528 >>12978405 Nigga I'd be all over that shit like ooze on shredder

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:22:44 No.12978531

>>12978519
>a way to fuck an alp that isn't gay
By having sex with an alp, if you have sex with a person that is every way biologically female and looks female, it's not gay.
Just like if you had sex with a girl that looked like a girl that thought she was a guy it wouldn't be gay

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:22:50 No.12978532 >>12978527 She was a bitch who sold her husband to a tanuki for 62 cents I bet, but he escaped to wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:24:25 No.12978537 >>12978311 you magnificent bastard.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:24:58 No.12978539 File: 469 KB, 1155x1000, Lizard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12978520 Sure sure. She put his penis in her mouth. BOOM! GREATEST LOVE STORY OF ALL TIME!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:26:48 No.12978542 >>12978539 A cake/mil-esque Lizard would be a fantastic warrior since they still hadn't found anyone who could beat them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:26:50 No.12978543 >>12978539 IDon'tKnowWhatIWasExpecting.gif

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:33:12 No.12978558

>>12978486
OKAY, so stupid time travel fuckery caused by a stupid typo that I ran with aside, I'm sure you just care more about the story than the how and why.

>Kailey's claw is teasing at your skin and one of her tails has wrapped around your leg
>you can feel one of her side mouths slathering your pants with drool
>Her breath is hot on the back of your neck and her speech is slurred when she opens her mouth. "You're really warm, anon. Just hold still, I can make you muuuuch more comfortable"
>one claw teases at your pants, lifting the band just high enough for one of those mouths to slip inside
>you immediately begin to fear for the structural integrity of your penis
>you've seen the teeth on those things
>but a long, s l o w lick convinces you that you have nothing to fear and you groan and lean back further into Kailey
>"Shush, shush... let your older sister take care of everything, anon...."
>it delves deeper into your pants, tongue now wrapped entirely around your cock and massaging it like --
>well, like a foot and a half long tongue, really
>the intimacy is what gets you the most, not the pleasure from being sucked off by your older sister on the couch via one of her weird... hand... mouth things
>you're lying here, warm and safe and nothing in the entire world could hurt you
>not while Kailey is here
>you begin to groan and Kailey whispers sweet nothings in your ear while her side mouth increases it's intensity, swallowing your cock whole and drinking deep of your flesh
Cont.

>>12978527
Pretty much this: >>12978532 she remarried literally not three months after anon's dad went on crusade.
Additionally, time is more than a bit screwy, and things are a bit anachronistic in this section of Wonderland, so that should hopefully explain any technological issues.
Really, don't think too much about it.
>>12978504
Jabberwock.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:40:30 No.12978569 >>12978493 I would do all of those things within the span of a year.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:40:30 No.12978570 >>12978456 >A german speaking holstaur will never giggle over the fact that you have no idea what she's saying >She offers to teach you but takes advantage of it by making you say lewd things in her language.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:42:13 No.12978573 >>12978570 She can go get fucked because I have a weird ability to understand a language based on face and body language. I don't even know how I do it.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:42:29 No.12978574

>>12978469
>>12978473
>>12978488
>>12978519
>>12978457

Your advice is taken.

>"Pftt"
>"What Anon?"
>"Pftttha ha hahahahhahahahah!!!"
>"Hey stop it already."
>"Oh god hahahahahhahahah"
>"I was being serious dammit!"
>"Please, oh please, stop. Have mercyahahahaha!!!"
>She was getting pouty again
>"You, you"
>"Me, me ehh. C'mon man, 'killing me with kindness'? Oh my stars it's like you became a grade schooler. Okay, you doll yourself up, try to get me off guard, which I admit you did. You go up, try to upstage me, go for something out of a romcom and then tell me your plan like your some Saturday morning cartoon villain? Oh the melodrama. Did you practice that line in front of a mirror or something?
>"That's it Anon, you're asking for it"
>"Go ahead Buzzy"
>She tries to change it up, going for a leg sweep while positioning her tail to whip your spine should she miss
>Too bad you got her by the head and neck
>"Let go of me you faggoty fucktard!!!"
>"Not a chance sweetheart"
>With a twist of your body you pull her head to your chest
>"Now, what do I do with a villain like you? So many choices"
>You start to see the fear in her Green Blue eyes
>"Oh I know, nuggies"
>You vigorously rub her head like your hand was sand paper and her skull a rough block of wood
>"Ow ow ow ow, quit it already"
>She beats her wings and flails her tail like a mace, but to no avail
>"Not until you say 'I'm sorry Anon for trying to spite you'"
>"I'd rather choke"
>"Your choice"
>You start going for her belly, rubbing it slightly with a soft, feathery touch while holding her head with one arm and your chin
>"Hah.. Ahnn.."
>"You like that don't you Megs?"
>"Nooo hnnn..."
>"Oh hey, maybe if I go a little bit harder those people in the distance might hear."
>"No no please."
>"Hm?"
>"I'm sorry, hng, Anon, for, hah, trying to spite, ahh, you."
>"Good, I'm so glad we could see eye to eye. Here, let me guide you to your motor bike."
>"I'll get you for this..."
>"Sure sure, keep telling yourself that."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:44:31 No.12978578 >>12978570 Teach me the master language, I hate english. Very first word I learn will be milk, then sex, then tits probably.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:45:56 No.12978581 >>12978573 >Waving at a Greek >Giving the horns to an Italian >Having an Indonesian bro in Jakarta laugh when some jackass slams his hand in a door That stuff varies so much across the world. But Germans would work okay.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:48:20 No.12978586

>>12978558
>and soon you're over the edge
>her tail and legs prevent you from flexing much but your spine still arches and you let out a gasp muffled by one of her claws covering your mouth
>you cum in long ropes of seed, greedily devoured by her as she moans along with you, the saturation of demonic energy making your seed the most delicious thing in the world
>"Delicious..." she whispers
>you are so tired
>you could just...
>fall asleep right here
>in your sister's embrace
>after she sucked you off on your couch
>yeah, that sounds great
>light dims and you pass from the land of the waking while she hugs you tighter to her chest
>the next morning you awake with a crick in your neck but more comfortable than your bed has any right to be
>and then you remember
>and you remember how bad you've probably fucked up your relationship with your sister
>she's snoring peacefully beneath you and guilt wracks you
>you just let her suck you off and didn't reciprocate? What kind of brother are you?
>while you're berating yourself, she wakes up, eyes flickering open and going from groggy to sultry in under a second
>"Well, good morning, handsome~"
>"care for a repeat performance?"
>you stutter out something about familial responsibilities and apologizing for not finishing her and she waves an enormous claw in your face while her side mouths share a disturbing chuckle
>you can see your sperm still encrusted on the side of the left one
>"I wouldn't worry about that, anon."
>"after all, isn't it right for an older sister to treat her handsome little younger brother?"
>you stutter that yes, you guess that makes sense but-
>she cuts you off again by pushing you up off the couch and dusting both of you off.
>"Well, then, anon. You're all dirty. Care to accompany me to the shower?"
>you get the impression that she doesn't actually care whether you agree or not, so you nod and follow her down the winding corridors to the main bathing room
Cont.
Comments are appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:49:05 No.12978588 >>12978574 >will for hatesex intensifies

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:50:57 No.12978594

>>12978574
See, the master plan here is to be forcefull enough that you don't look like a pushover, but understanding and flexible enough that you don't look like a stuck up edgy cunt.

You want to work to get work done, but to be able to laugh at yourself once and a while. Nobody likes a stuck up.

Not easy, but then again, what is?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:51:16 No.12978596 >>12978574 I don't even know what I'm reading anymore. But I do know I want to keep reading it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:53:21 No.12978603 >>12978586 >Shower with Jabberwock Onee-chan Yes. If this somehow involves her washing the otouto with her wonderful brown breasts, it will be HELL YES.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:53:36 No.12978604 Uh-Oh! Your Monster Girl daughteru is teething! How do you stop her cries of pain? How strong is her baby bite?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:54:34 No.12978605 >>12978604 Insert my dick, everyone wins.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:55:22 No.12978609 >>12978604 >Oni teething Whiskey on the gums is an approved method again

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:55:52 No.12978613 >>12978603 how could it not?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 01:56:35 No.12978615 >>12978605 Yeah, you don't have a dick anymore and I get to laugh at you becoming an alp. You'll get cuddles don't worry

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:08:20 No.12978638
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>>12978615
>Implying Dr. Lich doesn't have a specialty in penis re-attachment
>Or a specialty in basically every medical field on account of being ancient
>Tfw I just realized MGs would be better at nearly every job a human can do

I made myself sad.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:11:28 No.12978647 >>12978638 >Tfw I just realized MGs would be better at nearly every job a human can do Oh yeah anon, i am sure they make great nuclear physicist

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:12:22 No.12978651 >>12978586 I... I'm not normally into femdom, but this has been going juuuust right.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:13:24 No.12978654 I want an oppai loli Arch-Imp I can tease because of her huge chest.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:15:34 No.12978658 >>12978654 >Oppai >Loli Anon, make up your mind.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:15:52 No.12978659

>>12978586
>you're sure she's doing that little ass wiggle on purpose
>She throws open the door and gestures for you to go through
>"Cute little brothers first~!" Kailey sing-songs
>you step through into the tiled bathroom, lavishly decorated with your mother's wealth
>Already Kailey is behind you, prying your shirt over your head and off your body
>you push her away when she reaches for your pants and pull them off yourself, standing naked and apprehensive in the bathroom -- but mostly cold after you strip off your socks.
>"Can we turn the water on, Kailey?" you mutter
>Your older sister spends far too long admiring you for your taste, all three mouths drooling at you
>"But of course~"
>A rush of water, a hiss of steam, and the four faucets turn on with a single turn of the tap, concentrated in a sectioned off and glass walled area of the shower, door nearly invisible with the rising steam
>"Now, go get yourself nice and wet while I find the soap. Go on." She practically shoves you towards the shower proper before prancing off with a thunderous noise of claws on tile
>you enter the shower and let yourself be lost in the water and steam
>you are one with nothing in here
>also, four faucets on you at once is pretty freakin' comfy.
>you hear Kailey approach before you see her
>the door opens and closes, yet with the steam you can't see her until she's right on top of you, holding a tube of gel in one hand and wearing
>nothing
>you'd begin to hyperventilate if she hadn't already crushed all of the air out of you in a hug
>her breasts press against your face
>is this what heaven is like?
>"Anon, are you ready for your older sister to clean you?"
>she doesn't bother actually waiting for you to say something before spinning you around and mussing your hair with one claw
Cont.

>>12978651
I'm glad to hear that, anon.
If you have any suggestions for a Mdom fic I'd be happy to hear them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:18:28 No.12978665 >>12978638 Not fucking women or making babies.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:21:48 No.12978669 >>12978647 Hey you don't know man. Maybe one of Jabberwocky's tentacles has a degree in that field.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:24:26 No.12978673
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>>12978647
>Every single major field in scientific, medical, and engineering is led by MGs
>Of which nearly all of them have a frontrunner "Albert Einstein" tier Lich leading the pack
>Except Quantum Physics which is firmly led by Nobel Prize winning Dr. Wurmstron
>All of them are also bombshells in bed too

>>12978665
A-At least we're good for something!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:24:50 No.12978674 >>12978519 >a way to fuck an alp that isn't gay vigorously.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:29:27 No.12978689 >>12978673 As long as I can live my life out here on the farm with my wife and our children without being disturbed I'm content.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:30:10 No.12978691

>>12978659
>you can hear the tube empty it's contents into your sister's claws and one of them rubs into your hair but the location of the other is a mystery
>the din of all the faucets and the rustling and slathering of your own hair with soap prevents you from hearing Kailey liberally coating her breasts in gel for her next move
>"Now... hold still~"
>and her breasts are against your neck and the back of your head
>she holds you carefully with her claws, making extra sure not to harm you while slowly, lasciviously sliding her breasts across your head and shoulders, nipples hard as rocks and clearly pointing into your back
>you'd have to be deaf to not hear her heavy breathing while she plays with herself using her other hand as best as she can
>"claws are so unwieldy" she whimpers just inside your range of hearing
>you are rock fucking hard, your sisters breasts sliding against your back and coating you with soap
>She doesn't bother to wash your lower body, turning you around to do the front
>when you are turned you can see the haze of lust that covers Kailey's face and your fear is replaced with apprehension
>obviously, in the parliament of body penis and hands are voting fuck yes but your brain and pelvis are having second thoughts
>unfortunately Kailey stages a coup, pressing your face into her rack, rubbing all over your head before stepping back, squirting a bit more soap onto her hands and massaging her breasts with it, moaning exaggeratedly for you while she runs her hands through them
>"Like what you see, little brother?"
>"Good."
>She holds you still as she gives you a full body cleaning courtesy of her assets
>though really pretty much all of her is beyond stunning, to be honest
>she stops for a moment, considering her options while she carefully rinses the soap from your body, breasts hanging free and dripping foamy water
Cont.

>>12978669
It's one of Kailey's notable traits.
Righty has a degree from MIT in Nuclear Engineering.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:33:05 No.12978698 >>12978673 >MGs will never advance both of our species into space colonization >you will never greet your hard working scientist wife with dinner wearing a naked apron and a bow on your dick >"Do you want dinner, a bath, or m-me"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:36:38 No.12978704 >>12978691 >she holds you carefully with her claws, making extra sure not to harm you >sliding her breasts across you, nipples hard as rocks and clearly pointing into your back dick status: muh

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:36:41 No.12978705 >>12978673 >Working at an average job >Lose your job because of that MG who clearly "persuaded" your boss to employ her Those damned Mamono taking our jobs! It's all so we'll be more dependent on them I tells ya!

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:37:59 No.12978709

>>12978673
Crow Tengus would be scholars, historians, and professors, Tanukis would control the banks and major companies, the regal monstergirls like dragons and pharaohs would be leaders. It would be safe to say that humans would have a lot of competition

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:40:09 No.12978713 >>12978705 I'm sure you could "persuade" your boss to keep you using your "talents", if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:41:49 No.12978717 >>12978709 God damn money grubbing Tanuki controlling the worlds economy. I say it's high time we implement Illias' final solution!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:44:03 No.12978721 File: 70 KB, 333x500, Source_cover_en_Never_Deal_With_A_Dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12978709 >Dragons >Not CEO's >Tanukis >Not CFO's

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:45:28 No.12978726 >>12978717 hunt them all down and shave their tails?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:56:58 No.12978745

>>12978691
>"anon, would you mind sitting down for a minute?"
>bit of a strange request, but you can see where this is going
>you move over to a corner not directly under a water blast and carefully drop to your knees and then spin over onto your back to sit down
>she's on you in a flash, smoothing out your posture to her needs
>legs straight, leaning back and resting on arms while she lies down on your legs, breasts cushioning your erect cock
>oh yeah you see where this is going
>and the shit eating grin on your face is only rivalled by hers
>she gathers her full breasts in both hands, claws digging into her skin as she wraps them around your cock
>and with a smirk she begins to move
>holy FUCK
>that feels way better than you expected it to
>the slapping on flesh and flesh is awkward for only a second as her nipples poke into your flesh at the bottom of each thrust
>she squeezes tightly with her claws and stares lovingly into your eyes, but occasionally looking down with intense concentration to get the dip and twist and thrust juuust right
>soon -- too soon -- you're panting and you spit out a warning
>"Kailey, I'm close-"
>"Shush, anon. Let your older sister take care of it~"
>Her speed remains steady and she brings you to orgasm less than three minutes since she started, your white seed spattering a strong contrast against her chocolate skin
>She lets go of your cock to scrape it up off her skin and get it into any of her mouths -- whichever comes closest, really
>the sounds she makes when eating your seed can only be described as like a starving woman eating food for the first time in weeks
>"Well then, anon~" she says, standing up and posing for you
>"how do you want me?"
>"How do you want to fuck your older sister?"
>Fuck, you're in no frame of mind to make that decision
>but you do have at least one opinion that you're going to bring to light
>"Can we -- like, against the wall?"
Cont.

>>12978721
>that old shadowrun artwork
Oh 2e....

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:57:49 No.12978749 >>12978673 Aerospace Engineering Anubis-Sempai. This is all I ask of in life. I may enjoy or admire other things. But that is what I want. It's all I want. It's everything I want.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:58:26 No.12978752 >>12978713 He certainly could once monster girls take over all upper management positions in large corporations.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 02:59:01 No.12978753 >>12978691 Breast-Body Massages may simply be my fetish. But I still think this may be your best yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:03:38 No.12978760 >>12978745 http://i.imgur.com/6arAgfv.png

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:05:06 No.12978762 >>12978065 >Red >Dormouse I think I'll be fine. It might even be kind of cute, like a pettanko. I know I'm really late but I played it honestly.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:19:04 No.12978780 File: 128 KB, 1300x1500, kraken nurse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ded thread

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:20:30 No.12978782 >>12978780 Shut up alp or I'll fuck your mouth.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:22:00 No.12978788 [SPOILER]

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>>12978745
>a moment of silence
>water hisses against the floor and you watch her eyes
>no expression can be seen
>for an uncomfortable ten seconds you sit there and you consider apologizing
>then she breaks into a broad smile
>"Anything for my cute little brother."
>she helps you to your feet and leads you over to one of the tile walls and visibly ponders for a moment, looking at you and your newly rock hard erection and then at the wall and then at Lefty
>Finally she bends over at the waist, tilting her knees slightly as she leans into the wall while her claws dig into the grout between the tiles and you wince when a bit of it cracks
>legs spread wide and ready for you, she looks back at you over one brown shoulder, both mouths watching from either side and salivating intensely
>"Well then little brother, come get me."
>You don't need to hear that twice, you step up behind her and press your cock against her entrance, moving up and down to moans from her
>water might be a terrible lubricant but soon enough it's replaced with a much more suitable wetness and Kailey stands there, claws anchored in the wall from hands and feet and panting and WANTING
>"Hurry up, brother, or I may need to take matters into my own claws..."
>that sounded like more of a threat than she probably intended it to be but you get the point
>You guide yourself into her, splitting her folds apart with the head of your cock
>She hisses and headbutts the wall when you start to press in, with a cracking sound that makes you more worried for the wall than for her
>She's hot and wet in a distinctly more pleasurable way than the air around you is, Kailey's walls gripping you tighter for every inch you hammer into her
>you slip into her in bursts when her lips will release you enough to move, not the gentle pushing that you expected
>Kailey's body WANTS you here and only because she's not moving can you really make any headway at all
Cont
>>12978762
Pic related
>>12978780
These things take time, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:22:40 No.12978790 >>12978780 Lets get discussion started then. Would you impregnate your daughteru, to save her life?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:24:16 No.12978794 >>12978788 >that pic You had to remind me about that. You just had to. I can handle bipolar, but that would kill me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:25:45 No.12978798 >>12978794 I'm deeply, deeply sorry, anon. Just remember that deals with the devil NEVER work out in your favor. >>12978790 Well, I would and then I would off myself for committing such a crime.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:28:57 No.12978804 >>12978782 You cant bully an alp by giving them what they want, you bully them by thinking you'll fuck them and not doing so.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:29:33 No.12978805 >>12978790 I would have sex with myself.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:35:05 No.12978817

You're fine with some MG? right?
This time we're going highschool edition again.

Do you and Ophy hang out behind the vending machine where nobody can see you two?
Do you get nagged at by the class president Pharaoh?
Do you relax with Anubis n the library and eat sugar cookies she brought from home?
Do you and Sandworm mess around in the sports ground?
Do you and Wurm bust open the vending machines for free stuff?
Do you ask Dragon who she's going to prom with?
Do you help raise Wyvern self esteem and tell her that she needs to stop crying over everything?
Do you and Ryu lazily nap in the grass?
Do you give in to Werwolf and Kitsune's demands and join the track team?
Do you snap into a Slim Jim and partially listen to Timmy go on about how he loves wearing women's clothing now because of Dark Elf and P'Ork's bullying?
Do you let Holst's older sister spoil you and rest her breasts on your head?
Do you play MH9U portable with Mino and Dullahan?
Do you help out the anime loving and meek Ushi Oni from being bullied by the Manticore transfer student?
Do you listen to Mantis go on about Indiana Jones despite the fact that you asked her why she's wearing a scarf in summer?
Do you smoke and drink behind the girl's bathroom with Junior Salamander and Hellhound?
Do you leave school for a bit and say hello to Jabberwock and Lilim at their part time jobs gain?
Do you invite Junko to dinner at a fancy restaurant later?
Or do you just sit in the corner with the Khepri girl everyone forgot about?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:36:25 No.12978821 >>12978817 >Junko still homeless over 9 years later I bet she looks like ten miles of bad road.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:37:31 No.12978824 >>12978821 >[spoileShe's actually got a job at the one Dragon milf's bakery

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:37:44 No.12978825 >>12978817 Always, ALWAYS Ophy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:38:42 No.12978826 >>12978817 >Relaxing with Anubis in the library. This. Always this. Relaxing in the library is how I spent my IRL high school days after all...shame there was no childhood friend Anubis there...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:39:00 No.12978827 File: 148 KB, 591x611, LASERS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love sluts. I want to see a story where an unpopular or yandere-type monmusu goes ultraslut to prop up her self-esteem.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:39:40 No.12978829 >>12978826 I napped in the library. Very quiet.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:40:07 No.12978830 >>12978817 I'll nap with ryu for as long as she wants. Maybe even use her tail as a pillow, if I have permission.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:40:21 No.12978831

>>12978788
>Kailey grunts when you bottom out in her
>It's not the usual monster-moan of 'oh please fuck me harder', it's a primal sound made by people since the dawn of humanity
>and it does something fucking incredible to your dick that nothing else really does, you stiffen inside of her as a result of just hearing that wonderful noise and you want to hear it forever
>well, there's one way to get it back...
>you pull back from her and she makes an unhappy noise
>It's tough going, every inch of the way her walls cling to you, as if begging you to not leave
>and when you reach your apex you thrust back in smoothly and as quick as you can manage while not seeming desperate or as virginal at this as you already are
>but FUCK Kailey just has to grind her hips into yours when you bury yourself all the way in her, shaking her hips on the downthrust
>If she keeps that up this isn't going to be a long first time
>you grit your teeth and soldier on through your sister's attempts to finish you early
>pull and thrust, pull and thrust
>this isn't so hard, actually
>you could really get used to this
>and yet all your time is spent staving off your impending orgasm
>you want your sister to come at least once today before you finish a third time
>Her horns clack against the wall with every movement now, moans ripping from her throat
>you think she's close now
>Just a bit-
>wait a moment-
>Kailey screams like a banshee and her claws gouge holes in the tile when she comes, her legs failing her while her juices spatter to the tiles below
>she's now supported solely by her claws embedded in the wall and your cock
>unfortunately that scream did things to you and you follow her soon after, coming thick ropes into her ready womb
>you drag her out of the showers after a minute or two to catch your breath
Cont. End incoming.

>>12978817
Ushi-Oni.
See if I can get her back to her natural aggressive state.
Or Junko.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:41:49 No.12978833 >>12978817 Where's 'Hebi-oneechan? Did she move away for uni?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:42:40 No.12978836

>>12978831
>you're going to have to explain those holes in the wall to Mother somehow...
>you nudge Kailey and she stirs
>by all that's holy did you fuck her into unconsciousness?
>that's pretty hot, actually
>but your dick wants absolutely nothing to do with another round right now
>"Kailey-"
>"Anon, shut up and come cuddle with me."
>"But the wall-"
>"I'll take the fall for it, anon. Just come lie here with me for a while. I'll get everything sorted later."
>Who are you to refuse?
END.

Thoughts? Comments? Suggestions?
>>12978827
That could be arranged.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:43:34 No.12978837 >>12978817 I'll chill with the Khepri. I knew a girl that did stuff like that back in high school, pretty cool aside from being shy as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:44:49 No.12978841 >>12978829 >tfw no Anubis Childhood friend >tfw you'll never cuddle up next to her on a library couch >tfw you'll never lean against each other as you drift off for a mid-day nap. Just...just kill me now...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:45:34 No.12978842 >>12978817 What I'd pick now: Holst's older sister What I'd pick back in high school: Sitting alone in the corner playing videogames.

>>	Maritan Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:45:52 No.12978845 File: 133 KB, 827x1224, 305830498.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12978153 >Dhampir promoting human abuse Oh good, I get to finally use this.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:46:13 No.12978847

>>12978833
Shirohebi? She's a Senior.
Albino Lamia? She passed on, And then was reborn as a god of rock named White Snake. She then used her godly guitar skills to cure every monster on the planet of their ailments before flying off to adventure through the universe with a black man, an idiot, a talking mascot, and a hyper slut Ceshire willing to fuck anything

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:46:34 No.12978849 >>12978836 And archived here: http://pastebin.com/50puK57M Well, that makes three finished today and two yesterday. I'm starting to think this writing thing isn't that hard, just time consuming.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:46:52 No.12978850 I just want to ask a kuudere jabberwock why she cares that I was flirting with her older sister. Is that so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:47:22 No.12978851 File: 188 KB, 800x1000, crazy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12977892

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:47:42 No.12978852 >>12978845 What the fuck is with that fucking cat god damnit! Why are monster girls so fucking weird and confusing?!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:49:29 No.12978854 >>12978851 It's tthe- It's the- It's the poutine eating PARTY CRASHER!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:49:45 No.12978855 >>12978845 Have anything else?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:51:00 No.12978858 >>12978845 Have anything new?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:51:16 No.12978860 >>12978854 Hey come on now she's fine. She's just shy, that's why she wears a mask.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:52:21 No.12978861 >>12978860 >she's shy >it's not because she's a serial rapist/killer hiding her face

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:52:42 No.12978862 File: 3.41 MB, 1268x1844, 1140.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12978827 You mean picrelated with mgs? Would be nice

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:54:19 No.12978866 File: 1.20 MB, 1447x1360, 1422364677434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12978847 >She's a Senior. Damn, we have to act fast before she leaves this dinky town for good! It has to be a proposal right away, it's too late to play it slow!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:56:23 No.12978871 >>12978861 No don't worry about it. She's a good friend of mine, you just gotta coax her out by petting her antlers and giving her some poutine, then she'll take off her mask. Don't worry she's cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:57:12 No.12978873 >>12978862 Exactly. I hated how she got a generic slut look right at the start, though. A slutty braids and glasses girl would have been so much better.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:58:26 No.12978878 >>12978866 But she's the worst MGK

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:59:15 No.12978881 >>12978817 I do wonder what jobs Jabberwock and Lilim might be working while in college/university.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 03:59:26 No.12978882 >>12978871 >>12978851 >>12978854 >Wears Mask >From Canada That's the fuckin Maid of the Mist yo.

Maritan Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:00:06 No.12978884
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>>12978858
>>12978855
Hm, maybe.
But any sketches I have in mind are going to be postponed for a while until I can clear some of my stuff.
Till then, have a Mari cheering you on as you fight in some Arena.
Or cheering for the monster to rape you...

In reality though it was meant for Akai during one of his matches.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:00:09 No.12978885 >>12978817 >What're we gonna do behind the vending machine, Ophy-chan?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:00:55 No.12978886 >>12978884 >In reality though it was meant for Akai during one of his matches. Who?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:00:59 No.12978887

>>12978270
>>12977253
And it is done: >>12978849
Hopefully you enjoyed it at least, since it's by far the longest greentext i've done.
Or, in my previous format:
That satisfactory? Y/N.
On that note, any suggestions for another that I can write?
Probably not right now but tomorrow for sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:03:14 No.12978893 >>12978885 >"Wrasslin'!"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:05:59 No.12978899 File: 92 KB, 534x800, 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12978873 There is also this

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:06:50 No.12978902 >>12978886 If I recall, Akai's the name of the dude from that image set a while back, of her sparring with some dude. And now this image of her cheering him on in some other arena fight.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:06:52 No.12978903 >>12978878 You're just a bully! 'Hebi-oneechan is love.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:09:51 No.12978907 >>12978899 Dammmn Dammmmmn~

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:10:38 No.12978908 >>12978886 The dude who fisted Mari. Now he's on one of those tournaments

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:11:25 No.12978910 >>12978907 NTR and old fat faceless men It's pretty delicious

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:11:44 No.12978911 >>12978902 >>12978908 What fight? Any links?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:12:18 No.12978913 >>12978910 Torrenting it as we speak muh knigga.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:12:43 No.12978914 >>12978910 Oh great. How disgusting, then again Japan is pretty shit with its taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:14:21 No.12978917 >>12978913 Muh soul brother >>12978914 Faggot Seeing something cute and innocent being ruined by fat dirty shit s the best

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:15:11 No.12978919 >>12978917 Eh. I like ruining the cute and innocent personally.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:15:18 No.12978920 >>12978917 It's really not.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:15:57 No.12978921 >>12978917 >that pic is from an anime adaptation It's gon be shit, isn't it? I've been disappointed with every one for years now from Hitoriga to Junk Land.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:16:24 No.12978922 File: 155 KB, 800x600, 1246934507804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:18:25 No.12978926 >>12978921 I actually thought the Junk Land adaptation was pretty decent.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:20:47 No.12978930 File: 426 KB, 900x900, 1418270259326.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:22:11 No.12978933 >>12978930 What is with that dude? The girl clinging to him is superior in every way.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:22:41 No.12978934 >>12978926 It had the nice Shimimaru faces, sure, but not really anything else going for it. The stories were some of the most boring, too. Giant water bear creature NTR a best.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:22:58 No.12978936 File: 574 KB, 1489x2155, 1404370400171.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:23:07 No.12978937 >>12978903 No she isn't. She keeps showing off her new things and keeps rubbing it in your face.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:24:09 No.12978939 >>12978934 >Giant water bear creature NTR a best. Elaborate what you're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:26:10 No.12978944 >>12978933 Big titties draw attention. They should never be a make-or-break thing, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:26:29 No.12978945 >>12978939 http://exhentai.org/g/557107/94d855c7e7/ This one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:27:28 No.12978948 >>12978936 She's a pretty good girl. If only I wasn't scared of spiders.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:27:32 No.12978949 >>12978933 >brown >flat She needs glasses to be perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:28:36 No.12978950 File: 1.37 MB, 1488x2162, 1398068773685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:29:16 No.12978954 >>12978945 Ugh. NTR. Truly, the bottom tier of fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:30:15 No.12978956 >>12978954 It's...not NTR though. She had no interest in the guy, and told him so from the get-go.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:30:27 No.12978957 File: 610 KB, 720x480, 1422684000318.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12978921 It looks pretty good http://exhentai.org/g/774356/4ff42e408c/ Not something as awful as picrelated for sure

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:30:33 No.12978958 File: 398 KB, 1093x1600, 1403473430170.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Gauf Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:30:33 No.12978959 >>12978945 While we're on the topic of sadpanda doujins, what do you lot think of http://exhentai.org/g/732189/4094cba865/ ? It's by far and away my favorite doujin ever

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:31:39 No.12978963 It's bad enough you guys are talking about NTR but can we at least keep it monstergirl related?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:31:40 No.12978964 >>12978920 Confirmed for alp

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:32:32 No.12978966 File: 2.97 MB, 1719x2600, 1407802560482.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:33:06 No.12978969 File: 353 KB, 1200x1852, 47.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12978963 Sure Ahobaka is god-tier

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:34:27 No.12978971 >>12978959 It's a good horror story but I didn't fap to it. My favorite MG doujin is actually lamia at the cafe, although I didn't fap to that either.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:37:54 No.12978978 >>12978971 And yet his fear was so delicious...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:41:19 No.12978982 >>12978969 This man is the source of ALL the monstergirl NTR save one exception He must be stopped

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:42:26 No.12978985 >>12978982 Or rebooted to do regular MG porn without NTR.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:43:08 No.12978990 File: 56 KB, 896x504, 0926a052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12978969 Fuck, that doujin was fucking fantastic It delivered where Otomedori failed. It actually showed daughteru being fucked and bred by NTR guy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:45:51 No.12978993 >>12978971 Ah, that's a good one. What's the name of the one with the old kitsune woman who is coerced into sex by a young hero?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:49:09 No.12979000 >>12978993 You do know that the old kitsune was the grandmother of the kitsune he was engaged to right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:49:22 No.12979001 File: 843 KB, 960x1400, 56_56.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12978963 There is nearly not enough monster girl NTR

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:50:11 No.12979003 >>12979000 Well, yeah. And? It was an interesting reversal of the usual NTR dynamic.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:51:22 No.12979005 >>12978982 >>12978985 Fags

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:56:03 No.12979012 MG doujin with a body like Ishimura-ya's Patchu when?!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:57:56 No.12979014 You end up trapped on a deserted island with a milf MG and her daughter after a tragic cruise ship accident or some other cliche. There's nobody else around, and her husband is confirmed dead. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:58:21 No.12979016 File: 284 KB, 1000x1000, 1420481075829.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Coyote Girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:59:09 No.12979017 >>12979014 The daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 04:59:28 No.12979018 >>12979014 Disregard milfshit Acquire loli

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:00:00 No.12979021 >>12979014 Both.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:02:22 No.12979026

>>12979014
First order of business is to find a source of fresh water. We'll need shelter and fire for warmth after that, though I suppose we could share body heat if need be. Make some sort of sign on the beach so passing aircraft can see that someone is down there, like an S.O.S. spelled with rocks and branches. Hopefully while I'm building shelter they can find some food for us to eat so we don't starve, and with luck the island's food source won't be harshly limited.
We're going to survive this girls, hang in there!
Sex? We need to save energy, not burn excess fat stores!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:02:57 No.12979027 >>12979016 Dunno man, she seems kinda clingy.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:03:09 No.12979028

>>12979014
Reassure the MILF and the daughteru who are probably taking the loss of their husband/father quite hard.

I try to provide as best as I can while they mourn, finding or making shelter and finding any possible food and hopefully some drinking water.

Overtime their wounds will heal, and we will hope someone will find us. I might find myself filling in the shoes of the deceased father, it's for the best. These two will have been through a lot.

Hopefully together we can survive this and get back to civilization.

What happens after that, we'll have to wait and see.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:03:24 No.12979029 >>12977591 Late answer, but I didn't wake up any earlier: Yes that's the one. She was a minor character, but it I found the idea to be quite amusing really. That's why I had it in my head. >>12977468 Yes this is great, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:03:38 No.12979030 >>12979016 Would make the homeless look like upper middle class.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:05:11 No.12979033 >>12979027 But she's your spirit animal Anon. At least that's what her mother, the tribe shaman, said. Might be just trying to hook you two up.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:05:46 No.12979035 >>12978959 Agreed. The yandere time manipulating moth was both cute and frightening.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:06:01 No.12979036

>>12979016
>Written language not invented until after contact with the English
>Invented by a guy that spoke English
>So civilized that when they got fucked in the 1820's, they took their case to the Supreme Court and won before Jackson broke the constitution and trail of tears their asses
>Dressed like some Comanche squaw

That picture is so goofy.

Also
>Cherokee
>Coyotes

And why would a bunch of goddamn Georgians represent the Prairie Wolf?

I mean come on. Comanche, Apache, Kickapoo, Wichita, Kiowa, there's a million more appropriate tribes they could have picked.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:06:28 No.12979037 >>12979027 She's a kitsune. Literally every species of fox girls are incredibly clingy, canon yandere You've got the nice, friendly yandere in the Kitsune, and you've got the aggressive possessive ones in Kumiho. Take your pic.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:07:23 No.12979040 File: 175 KB, 670x1024, That fucking face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12979037 >Captain Obvious

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:10:21 No.12979043 File: 636 KB, 1200x1200, 1404265433708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12979037 You simply cannot trust foxes. They're always up to mischief.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:10:55 No.12979044 >>12979040 >>12979035 Why are yandere so great? I want to be aggressively pursued by a yandere monstergirl. Imagine the terror that would be a yandere Hellhound or Ushi-Oni.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:13:07 No.12979047 File: 452 KB, 845x774, 1406712897283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12979043 I'll just have to spank her. With my hips.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:15:19 No.12979050 >>12978899 >Freckles >Cute braids >Glasses >FRECKLES MMM!! Shit!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:15:40 No.12979051 >>12979047 A dicked fox doesn't pick any locks. As they say. Good way to keep them in line.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:16:34 No.12979052 File: 123 KB, 840x658, 1406946227577.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12979043 True Remove foxshit >you and your bros will never engage in good old fox tossing competition thus killing little shits

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:17:42 No.12979054 >>12979051 Remember that there are two adages for dealing with this canine menace; "Around fox, watch your cocks" Another, similar verse is known to go WATCH YOUR LIVER WATCH YOUR LIVER WATCH YOUR LIVER >>12979052 Sometimes justified. Usually not.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:17:59 No.12979055 >>12979050 Don't forget about the best part - NTR and degradation

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:18:48 No.12979057
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>>12979044
>yandere ushi
>carries you everywhere in her soft pedipalp hug
>you go shopping being hugged by her
>you go on dates being hugged by her
>she even tries to take you to a restaurant being hugged by her, but that doesn't work, so she makes you sit by the wall behind her and glares daggers at the waitresses
>you feel her big heart beat faster every time someone comments on how cute you are
>she squeezes you almost uncomfortably hard with both arms and pedipalps and skitters away from those sluts pouting
>you even have to sleep in her arms
>sometimes you wake up in the night and see she's awake and lovingly staring at your face
>when she notices you're awake she kisses you and pets your head

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:19:01 No.12979058 >>12979055 I get it. You like NTR. Don't say unnecessary thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:19:48 No.12979059 >>12979052 Paladin please go.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:19:49 No.12979060 >>12979054 Foxes have that undulating wolfpussy too, don't they? Better watch out on crowded subways, she can rape you without have to move an inch!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:21:12 No.12979063 File: 48 KB, 722x349, 1417661955585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12979057 Please, anon, I can only take so much suffering when I realize I cannot have this.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:22:13 No.12979065 >>12979060 >undulating wolfpussy Well, I know how to write my Kitsune fic now. Thanks, anon.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:23:44 No.12979066

>>12979054
You can always perform the 'Kumiho Test'.

Simply, or not so simply, attain a Human liver and place it in your fridge.

Invite her to your place for a drink, maybe even two, then excuse yourself to go to the bathroom.

Wait about 10 minutes. If you hear a loud cry of "I NEED IT!" then the sounds of a liver being devoured you have your answer.

At that point you should probably call the cops.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:25:27 No.12979069

>>12979066
>Simply, or not so simply, attain a Human liver and place it in your fridge.
....
This seems like a bit of a difficult step.
Also if she doesn't want to become human, this is not effective. Of course, she's not really a threat then, either.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:28:37 No.12979075

>>12979069
Maybe people get liver donation forms so that their livers can be used to either sniff out of feed Kumihos, depending on their own feelings about them. I bet some old perv would get his last boner imagining a hot jailbait Kumiho eating his liver after he dies.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:29:34 No.12979077

Which monster would be best for a story about a MG raising a kid since he was an orphaned baby and eventually becoming sexually attracted to him after some point, and she tries to suppress it but it just builds and builds until she jumps him when he returns from school and makes him a man before he can even play pokemon yellow and beat the elite four?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:31:07 No.12979082 >>12979069 >Also if she doesn't want to become human Don't tell me you treat LoL description as the canon Kumiho mythology They need to eat human liver to live or to become human because otherwise they would dissolve into bubbles

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:31:18 No.12979083 >>12979077 Well, the standard answer is vampire but I'm going to say Ghoul. Is it just me, or has talk of kumiho increased lately? I wonder why.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:32:44 No.12979086 >>12979077 No one ss a shit

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:32:46 No.12979087 >>12979077 Echidna. Or Vampire Or Wight Or Valkyrie (yes, please) Or Kitsune/Kumiho/Huli Jing >>12979082 Well, I mean it IS rooted in Korean myth that a Kumiho who lives a thousand days without eating liver or tricking people will ascend...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:32:56 No.12979088 >>12979083 I dunno, but I enjoy the Kumihochat. They're a nice change from the usual cutie moeblobs.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:33:19 No.12979091

>>12979037

Oh god, I want to write something about some guy getting lost in the woods and encountering a kitsune. A yandere kitsune who uses her magic to bend space so he can never leave the place, and he eventually gets completely mindbroken from it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:34:12 No.12979093 >>12979083 Probably my fault. I bring it up whenever foxgirls come up because I enjoy the comparative edginess to otherwise fairly boring monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:34:36 No.12979094 >>12979077 >>12979087 I'd read it if it were a kumiho. Seems like a neat character dynamic.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:36:00 No.12979096

>>12979077
>Orphanage allowing raise-a-husband
Nah. It would only happen if the kid's parents died and she was stated to be his guardian in their will.

So I would say family like an Aunt.

>Parents die
>Aunt Fluffytail, his mother's stepsister is given him to raise
>This is straight up her sister's son so she's really iffy about jumping his bones
>Finally loses the battle once he hits puberty and she has to listen to him masturbate
>And the smell, god the smell
>She could live in his dirty laundry basket

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:38:05 No.12979098 >>12979096 >lewdly gropes and touches herself while smelling his worm underwear >orgasms numerous times >has day dreams of being held down and violated by him while suffocating herself on his stench

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:39:41 No.12979102 >>12979098 >always calls him dear nephew >gets horny >slips up and calls him dear husband

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:41:32 No.12979105 >>12979102 >tries to correct herself >calls him dick nephew

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:41:43 No.12979106 >>12979096 >being familiarly related to a Kumiho Man, that must be rough. And then when you die she molests your son! Stop the fluffy menace!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:41:50 No.12979107 >>12979102 >one day he walks in on her neck-deep in his trash with a mouth full of tissues This happens, right? Right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:41:57 No.12979108 >>12979102 >sometimes wears a skirt and no underwear around him >she hopes he'll be able to smell her lewd and slutty pussy and then hold her down while copulating like animals

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:45:42 No.12979112 >>12979108 >>12979107 >>12979106 >>12979105 >>12979102 >>12979098 >>12979096 >>12979094 >>12979077 >>12979087 Well, I know what I'm doing my next greentext on now. Thanks for being so creative, /mgt/

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:47:36 No.12979113 >>12979107 >>12979108 You two are mah niggas. Cause that's maximum, wonderful lewd. Not into aunts though, but that stuff is just lewd and great regardless.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:49:26 No.12979119 >>12979113 I have a thing for aunts. Don't know why, but I find it hotter than hand holding. It's even better if the aunt and mother are twins and they engage in a threesome with the mother's kid

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:50:44 No.12979124 >>12979112 I'm most creative after MGK and when I'm not doing any Joe or Glen crap.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:51:05 No.12979126

>>12979119
>I have a thing for aunts. Don't know why, but I find it hotter than hand holding. It's even better if the aunt and mother are twins and they engage in a threesome with the mother's kid
Please no
I can only get so erect

Aunt-nephew relationships are a best.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:51:26 No.12979127

>>12979119
>Spoiler
My ex proposed a situation like that to me once...I did have to agree with her, it was pretty damn hot.

I just can't get behind the thought of lewds with aunts though since my aunt is the person in my family I'm closest with, and the thought of a sexual relationship just squicks me right the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:53:17 No.12979130 >>12979127 Same here.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:53:31 No.12979131
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>>12979113
>Monster Girl Aunts.

How have I never thought of this before?

>"Anon, you remember your Aunt don't you? From your mother's side? She's coming to visit."
>"She'll be happy to see how much you've grown."
>"She'll be taking care of you over the next few days, she's family, you'll get along fine."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:55:48 No.12979133 >>12979131 >Shirohebi aunt tenderly molesting her nephew >Kitsune aunt nibbling her nephew's ear >Vampire aunt giving her nephew love bites I could keep going, but I'm not really in the mood to

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:56:27 No.12979134 File: 531 KB, 2550x4500, 1422701787456.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12979131 Is Midna a monstergirl? The good version, not the shit version

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:57:08 No.12979135 >>12979133 The only thought going through your head. "Why am I related to so many different Monster Girls?"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:58:20 No.12979137 >>12979135 Gamgam's an Echidna.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:59:22 No.12979140 >>12979077 The best one for every scenario of course. Apophis. Also someone already wrote something similar. http://pastebin.com/U7t5K5FZ

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 05:59:32 No.12979141
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>>12979134
>The good version
>Not the shit version
>Implying any Midna is shit
>Implying Midna, Imp or Princess, isn't Best-Girl-Tier

Also that picture is just plain a shit.
If you're postin' her, post good.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:00:32 No.12979143 >>12979141 I can only do so much She's certainly seen a lot worse

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:00:51 No.12979145 >>12979140 >Apophis This guy fo real?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:00:56 No.12979146 File: 1.58 MB, 810x1000, 2e239323268321911c2b6fccf0e8c5de.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12979134 So why you posted the shit version?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:01:05 No.12979147 >>12979127 >>12979130 >mfw I have a young aunt who was like 25 when I was 12 and still slept with me when I came over

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:01:30 No.12979149 >>12979145 I just really love my grapesnakes, man.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:01:36 No.12979150 >>12979137 Hence you have many, many aunts. All wanting a piece of their sister's son.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:01:59 No.12979153 >>12979147 Sounds cozy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:03:17 No.12979156 >>12979147 >Sleeping with Apophis aunt >Curls her tail around me >I've never been this cozy in all my life

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:03:20 No.12979157 >>12979146 Midget shit

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:05:08 No.12979161 >>12979096 >Who could love an old fox like me... >I'm old and busted and ugly now with age >no, a strapping young lad like Anon would never want this old fox. >and I'm sure he couldn't forgive me for all that I've done...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:09:46 No.12979172 File: 472 KB, 768x1024, b829e491588327583c3b316607b2119d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12979146 pedophile please go

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:13:04 No.12979182 >>12979161 >she eventually breaks down and sucks his dick in his sleep >she thinks he didn't notice >he did

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:13:05 No.12979183
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>>12979107
>It's the full moon
>Nephew just left minutes ago to go to a friend's sleep over
>Good, you might not be able to control it tonight
>You've fallen far enough as it is, tempting him to make the first move
>You've been bending over at the waist, presenting to him and swishing your tail instead of crouching to get anything low
>Wearing slutty clothes you haven't since high school, your matured breasts and hips making them even tighter than they were back then
>You make sure to leave shirts halfway unbuttoned for maximum cleavage and a hint of black lace...if you're wearing a bra at all
>Asking him to help brush your tail when you can do it just fine on your own, hoping he notices the stains on the chair when you get up
>Hiding the towels so you have an excuse to walk in and give him one when he's in the shower
>Today there's gotta be a break before you break
>Walking by his room, a new scent curls up your nose
>Not the nutty crusty old smell
>But the wonderful delectable smell like fresh squid
>He must have taken care of that right before he left
>Practically skip into the room, tail wagging as you follow your nose to the trash can
>Where is it?
>He must have stuck it down deep, under the soda cans and other garbage to hide from your nose
>It's adorable he thinks that works
>Oh god please please let it still be gooey
>Can almost taste it on your tongue
>JACKPOT five clumps of white all wadded together
>YES YES YES YES!!!

>"Auntie?"

>Oh shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:13:19 No.12979186 >>12979156 Too bad she never spooned me or anything... I must have fapped to her hundreds of times and I always got a boner when she dressed down for bed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:15:37 No.12979188 File: 188 KB, 773x1000, zelda___midna_and_link_by_genzoman-d37hy1i.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12979172 This

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:17:07 No.12979192 >>12979183 Lewd as fuck. Preferences aside, hot dayum. >>12979186 Guess she wasn't a shotacon. Too bad for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:21:23 No.12979203 >>12979183 Oh my, anon. You really get this old fox's blood going. Just one tail, though?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:23:38 No.12979210 >>12979203 CC Aunts don't get enough dickings to level up until later.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:25:49 No.12979219 >>12979210 Arent tails usually determined by age and species? One tail would mean she was very young and not a Kumiho, since they start at 9.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:29:12 No.12979227 >>12979203 >Eventually she starts masturbating with his used tissues >After a while it's not enough >She wants it fresh and directly from the store

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:30:49 No.12979233

>>12979219

Threadcanon is usually that Kitsune and Kumihos have one tail and then acquire more as they get dicked more, like in Kitsoviet But you can imagine her with as many as you want. Just imagine her in her early 30's with a rocking body, a big heart, and a bigger libido.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:38:13 No.12979244 >>12979233 Cant say I've ever seen it outside of Kitsoviet's works, I usually see the "every hundred years level up" version And we've got like nothing on Kumiho threadwise since there's only one story where a Kumiho exists, and isn't the threat.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:40:31 No.12979246 >>12979233 I will take this mental image and cherish it, anon, thank you for giving it to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:44:32 No.12979252 >A Weresheep in a rusty van drives up to you while you're out buying candy like a shota because you are one >"Hey kid, you wanna try some auntie-play?"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:45:00 No.12979253 >>12979233 >>12979244 I've never even read Kit's works, I've just always gone with the "Semen to Power Up" version of things. For years, way before I even started posting here. Isn't that how it is in the MGE profiles for Inari and Youko?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:46:19 No.12979255 >>12978251 Yeah that was pretty nice. Expand on it if you wish.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:47:02 No.12979257 >>12979253 >Isn't that how it is in the MGE profiles for Inari and Youko? I think so. But the 100 year tail versions have a lot of mythical weight, like the succubutts are whores ones.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:53:46 No.12979271 >>12979257 Eesh, is it really like that in MGE? A shame. I greatly prefer the ancient-beyond-all-humans foxes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:55:28 No.12979275 >>12979271 I do too. I also prefer foxes that are over 200 but still act like 12 year olds

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 06:55:53 No.12979276 >>12979271 You could combine them so that an average fox gains a tail every 100 years, so the amount of semen required is phenomenal. The only downside is that if you're into childhood friend pure kitsunes she'll always have just one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:00:11 No.12979284 Yandere Kumiho, Yay or Nay? Captcha: Pleasure chiesz

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:00:17 No.12979285

>>12979257
>>12979271
Yeah, just looked it up.

>Their tails are symbols of their high magical power. They take in mana through intercourse with men, storing it as monster mana in their tails. This can continue until they have a maximum of nine tails. You can tell how powerful an inari's lust is by the number of tails. Those individuals with nine tails are remarkably lustful and seductive.

Also, I don't see how having a lower number of tails would defeat "Ancient-Beyond-All-Humans Foxes".

And I think I just remembered another source where I got the "Tails from sex" bit. The White Fox's Forest series of h-mangas, about a dude who gets a white-furred loli fox waifu. She has one tail when they meet, but as they live together (And fuck) he notices her growing more tails on occasion.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:00:57 No.12979288

>>12979276
>Kitsune childhood friends
Okay, that's pretty good but let me raise you
>Kitsune neighbor from down the street who has been waiting for your foretold birth for a long time...
>and now her dear future husband is growing up so well! He'll be ready soon.

>>12979275
Once you reach that age you are permitted a certain level of childishness.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:02:45 No.12979289 >>12979284 Yes She kills those WHORES because they don't deserve someone as PURE as you Also she eats their livers but would never take yours, anon dearest... fuck, now I need to go reread that story.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:04:06 No.12979292

>>12979288
>Kitsunes coming to visit their destined husbando's parents after he's born
>treated like missionaries and never get a chance to explain themselves
>have to stalk him and try to become that cool neighborhood aunty that makes him feel kinda tingly

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:04:40 No.12979293

>>12979285
It's just that with traditional kitsune a fox with more than three tails is a being of incredible age, power, and wisdom whereas KC's 3tails would be foxes that fuck a bit.

They could be like, fifteen and have seriously dangerous power. It detracts from the mystique a bit.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:10:01 No.12979302

>>12979293
Honestly, I like the "Tails from Sex/Energy" version better. For pretty much the exact opposite reason you just stated, funnily enough.

Simply because with the "Tails as they age" version, it's just a marker of their age, nothing more. They hit 900 years, and they're a full Kyuubi whether they're an infamous and feared deity, or a lazy fox who stayed close home all her life.

Compare with the "Tails from Energy" version, where they are very obviously evidence of her experience (Sexual or otherwise) and the power she herself has attained. It's a personal achievement, rather than a simple inevitability.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:10:59 No.12979303 >>12979292 >makes sure to be as cool a neighbor as possible >always ready with some lemonade and cookies >willing to let anon and his friends play on her property >lets them use her pool >especially encourages them to use the pool

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:13:45 No.12979307

>>12979302
I mean, any fox that gets over seven tails would probably start to attract rivals to keep their level of competitors down so even a shut in would need to get off her ass and defend herself eventually.
Meanwhile in KCland a slut of a kitsune could reach 9 tails in a prolonged orgy. No wisdom or power or experience necessary -- here's your reality bending power, teenage girl! Try not to fuck everything up!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:15:50 No.12979312 >>12978887 You could continue the rebellious kikimora story.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:18:01 No.12979314

>>12979307
I guess, but I don't see it as being quite that easy.

Just as you imply regarding age, I think that it would take some level of developing skill, knowledge, and even wisdom to an extent, to properly adjust to her power as it grows with experience and the energy she takes in.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:18:30 No.12979316

>>12979307
>use faggotfox powers to start an orgy and steal spirit energy
>as orgy goes on your power increases, letting you prolong and expand the orgy
>exponential growth of people jizzing on you makes you pop up new tails within seconds
>rent this massive orgy to other kitsune

There is a business opportunity to be made here...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:20:50 No.12979318 >>12979314 Nope! All you need is semen, and lots of it! and here lies the fundamental weakness of KC kitsune power methods. It is exclusively based on amount of sex had, not other measures to ensure the safe and good methods of magic.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:21:05 No.12979319

>>12979303
>the other kids get a bit too attracted to her when they see her sunbathing while they swim in her pool
>talk about that hot kitsune and her amazing body at school
>tiny husbando gets jelly for the first time in his life and stops coming to her pool
>kitsune despairs thinking he doesn't like her anymore

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:22:53 No.12979320 >>12979319 Oh boy I know where this is going.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:23:52 No.12979324 >>12979312 We'll see. I've got a Kumiho raising her own husbando to write now too. That is on the list though, don't get me wrong.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:26:38 No.12979327

>>12979318
I think that's kind of an over-simplification. Which kind of happens a lot, just given how KC's setting is written...

It also implies all Inari are sluts, which is categorically wrong. They're noted in general as being very in control of their own desires and nature. Thus, nine-tailed inari would be all the more evidence of not only a long, well-learned life, but also a happy one with her husbando. Though of course, "Inari" and the description there-in is an MGE thing, but it does seem to be the intent towards more normalized Kitsune. So as far as that goes, I think it does blend both ideas, Age and Energy, rather well when you think about it.

Now what KC calls "Youko" on the other hand...

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:29:21 No.12979330

>>12979327
>well in control of their desires
Not if they want to be nine tails before they're old and withered! Get the bukkake crews ready!

Based on amount of semen received.
You can have a long and happy life full of sex with your husbando and you'll reach it by age 70... Or you can do it in an hour with two hundred guys.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:32:28 No.12979335
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>>12979307
>Meanwhile in KCland a slut of a kitsune could reach 9 tails in a prolonged orgy. No wisdom or power or experience necessary -- here's your reality bending power, teenage girl! Try not to fuck everything up!
I dunno, anon; I headcanon that to even approach ninetails in KCland, monsters have to be seriously dedicated and diligent about their fucking.

She can't just drink a gallon of semen and sprout another fluff-fan out of her butt. I'm talking travelling the world to investigate different culture's sexual positions; presiding over a whole shrine of kitsune-tsuki girls who power you up with their orgies; retreating to the mountaintop for months at a time to contemplate the esoteric mysteries of "getting really really horny from self-denial and then unleashing it all in one go"; devoted, hands-on study of multiple fetishes... She'd have to travel to Wonderland to get fucked by rape-dogs, travel to Sabbath HQ to understand the charm of little girls, AND then drink a whole bunch of holst milk and scoff CC cake to become the master of soft sex too.

KCland may be a hugbox, but there's still plenty of scope for a Rocky-like training montage. Of sex.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:33:52 No.12979337

>>12979330
>bukkake crews
i'm trying to imagine how you would organize or hire one of these
seems like a bit of a strange profession
"and what do you do for a living"
"oh you know me and four hundred ninety nine buddies jizz on some ladies face for magic powers"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:35:20 No.12979339 >>12979337 I imagine that this is literally the chief mode of employment for guys in Demon Realms

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:36:35 No.12979340

>>12979335
You can headcanon all you want but in profile it's by spirit energy, eg semen, received.
>she can't just drink a gallon of semen and sprout another fluff fan
Literally how it works.

your headcanon is tolerable, though, which is more than I can say for 99% of "have sex get tails" settings.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:42:09 No.12979350

>>12979285
the lack of tails as an age symbol also removes a often neglected fetish that only one othe MG usually occupies
traditional kitsune and vampires are Elder Things compared to you and I
even liches in kcverse aren't that old but vampires and traditional kitsune could be older than your entire family tree
if we remove that the only really old woman monster we have is vampires

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:45:27 No.12979355 >>12979350 And wights. And pharaohs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:48:02 No.12979356 >>12979355 >old >moldy tomb walls.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:48:33 No.12979357 >>12979355 >wights kinda they can be recent zombie converts though >pharaohs not a monstergirl just a woman with a snake

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:49:39 No.12979359 >>12979357 Pharaohs and Witches aren't very monstery to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:49:56 No.12979361 >>12979330 >Implying MGs would ever get old and withered >Implying an ancient, 700 year old, one-tailed Christmas Cake kitsune who never found a husbando is not the height of bullying, loving, and healing potential.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:51:27 No.12979362

>>12979289
>Yandere kumiho
The clouds were blocking the moon. With that moonlight seeped out in cracks, hitting the cold concrete underneath. The kumiho was tossing in bed, savoring the lingering musk left in your boxers. She had always loved you, even before you were nothing but a concept in her head. She had spent centuries, trying to manipulate your bloodline to create the perfect husband. She had watched you afar as you were being born, delighting in her centuries of effort finally blooming in front of her eyes. She had been the first to caress your soft cheeks, as you came to this earth. She had marked you as hers ever since you were born. She of course couldn't let anything stay between you and her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:51:30 No.12979363 >>12979335 This. This is what I'm picturing. Gotta put real effort into becoming a Master of Seduction, after all.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:53:38 No.12979365 >>12979363 It's like the difference between a person who works really hard on building a character on an MMO and learns everything about them, versus a kid who buys a premade character with maxed out gear and stats.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:54:21 No.12979367

>>12979361
Depending on the timescale in KCverse, a 700 year old kitsune may have been around since before she became a cock hungry monster.

Wouldn't that be depressing.

Also at 700 years old bullying may be hard
She's heard all of your tricks and wrote a few herself, and if you don't watch out you may find yourself being the one who is bullied.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:55:37 No.12979369 >>12979363 Doesn't matter what you're picturing While it happens you don't get enough semen to pass more than 6 whereas Sally the Cum Slut reached 9 in a weekend.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:56:27 No.12979371

>>12979367
If I recall, he writes the profiles from the perspective of being like, 100-ish years since the Succubi-Takeover. But anyway.

Experienced though she may be, still plenty of opportunity to play at potential insecurities she may have, wounds to be opened and healed. I'm sure someone with more creativity than I could make something of such an idea.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:57:25 No.12979374

>>12979365
wouldn't that kid obliterate you pretty much no matter what
top tier gear is a huge advantage in a lot of mmos and they could use that advantage to destroy you as you were slowly trying to gear and train up
or just use all the time they saved to go do something else

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 07:59:41 No.12979376

>>12979374
I''ve taken on people with better gear and stats and beaten them because they don't know what they're even fucking doing.
Experience can trump gear and stats.
Unless it's a MMO with microtransactions, then it comes down to who used money on their character or not

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:00:56 No.12979379 File: 201 KB, 1414x2000, 1412054897562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12979361 >an ancient, 700 year old, one-tailed Christmas Cake kitsune who never found a husbando >bullying YES

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:01:51 No.12979380 >>12979369 then every kitsune should have 9 tails already. It's not that complicated.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:02:43 No.12979381

>>12979376
assuming they're not a complete retard and they have anywhere near the same timeframe as you you will get destroyed
sure if they just bought it and you just finished getting all the gear they'll have a problem
but in the kitsune scenario we're talking about here one goes off on about bey of sexual discovery that takes years and teaches her a lot about sex
the other gets all 9 tails and spends the rest of the time practicing their magic
the first kitsune basically wasted all of her time

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:03:44 No.12979382 >>12979380 Exactly!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:05:20 No.12979384 >>12979381 >wasted One could say that, one could also say she got real experience instead of practicing with end game gear.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:06:20 No.12979387 >>12979380 Assuming they're willing to chug 20 gallons of semen, yes. Now all kitsune are phenomenally powerful mages.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:08:15 No.12979391

>>12979384
real experience level grinding
which is worthless at top level
all that matters is the end game in this case since it's by far and away the most powerful and if you are willing to take a shortcut you can get there decades earlier
and when your rivals catch up well now you've spent the last 50 years learning how to duel and they maybe have 5
those are good odds for you

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:10:32 No.12979398 >>12979391 But they would have experience with fighting things stronger than they are, whereas you would have little in that category.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:14:43 No.12979407

>>12979398
and you wouldn't need it
because you've spent fifty years practicing with your tools and they just got them
and all the practice fighting those stronger in the world would be less useful than the same amount of time practicing with the most powerful tools
this is literally a useless comparison
it holds little similarities to the original discussion

the majority of powerful kitsune in the world would be young ones or formerly young ones who skipped the spiritual awakening for better husbando sex and jumped right to phenomenal cosmic power

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:18:10 No.12979412 >>12979407 >less useful But they've fought vastly superior foes with less, and gained more valuable experience than using their powers to make enemy go boom.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:25:21 No.12979426 >>12978647 Not every job, and not any MG would be a good fit for every job either. Ogre special needs caretaker Dragon surgeon Barometz Park Ranger Lich life coach Bubble slime janitor Dark Elf sex coach

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:26:54 No.12979429

>>12979391
>>12979398
>>12979381
Fucking isn't the same as fighting. Years of actual practice and growth means they'll have better Grasp of their magic and shit. Knowing the ins and outs, every kink of it. where as shorter period of insta-max level because of continuous fucking means you had shorter time doing practicing and learning your crap. It's like comparing a career soldier who got promoted because of experience and I used daddies connection officer. Guess who's the better Officer. Jesus fucking christ Anon it's not that complicated.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:28:07 No.12979432
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>>12979381
>>12979429

>The taste of spirit energy is greatly influenced by the state of the monster when she ingests it. When they have sex, the quality of energy increases and the more powerful their love and desire for a man becomes. In other words, the energy of the man they recognize as their “husband” is the highest quality energy to a monster

So while getting gangbanged by 500 fat faceless Japanese men might give you a whole lot of semen quantity, she might actually be able to get more tail-sprouting power from hits-all-her-buttons aheago monogamous sex with her long-term incubus husbando.

Still, HEADCANON

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:30:39 No.12979436 >>12979426 >Barometz Park Ranger She'd get her rocks nibbled off by all the animals. Imagine a bear attack on a Barometz.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:33:23 No.12979441 File: 168 KB, 850x637, This shit doesn't make any sense.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12978221 No. Seriously. What the fuck is this?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:33:57 No.12979443 >>12979436 >Honeyblob Barometz >Attacked by Yogi bear girl >She just nibbles on the Barometz >"Y-Yogi, stop! T-That tickles!" No Yuri, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:38:13 No.12979450 File: 377 KB, 704x900, 8f9db3984684c13a9cb96ea4e41e9f97.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12978224 > restrained and mechanically cum-milked like a dairy cow This is actually my fetish. Praise MGQP!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:38:36 No.12979452 >>12979436 >That robot devil sure is a swell guy Exactly, she'd be getting her shit wrecked left and right. I see her in tears as human rangers pull birds and other animals out of her, that suffocated in her pulp.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:39:05 No.12979454

>>12979432
Why does this motherfucker get it. and not Gangbang instatail anon does not?
Did your mother drop you when you are young?
Did you grow up at all?
Killyourself/10 for making me mad at your inability to comprehend.
Fucking monster girls of all things.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:42:29 No.12979464 File: 46 KB, 960x720, 1421057320792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12979432 >getting gangbanged by 500 fat faceless The best kind of sex

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:43:08 No.12979465 >>12978790 >to save her life

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:46:19 No.12979474 >>12978790 >Would you impregnate your daughteru, to save her life? What kind of pants on head twisted fuck'dup situation would I have to be in for this to happen?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:48:23 No.12979477 >>12978224 >Restrained by cold hard metal >Blinded >Deaf >Fed VR(maybe) >Mechanically milked >Dopey rubuttsnake Pretty un-intimate shit tier waifu that guy has. Even fapping alone in the dark is better. At least the hand is warm.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:51:09 No.12979483 >>12979464 Hey there, faceless fat gangbang man. Looks like my torrent of That girl will fuck anyone is finished~

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:52:50 No.12979486 >>12979477 I hate the impersonality of those milking machines, although I guess that's the point. I'd love to get milked to death by a robutt girl if the milker was in her crotch and she mimed sex with me.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:52:52 No.12979487
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>>12979454
I'm not even saying that gangbang instatail anon is necessarily wrong (I kinda like the idea precisely because of how much it shits on "refined and restrained" MGs), I'm just saying that there are potentially other credible routes to ninetails.

I don't even want a superpower waifu. Give me a cute low-level slimegirl any day of the week

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:54:57 No.12979495 >>12979487 >dat translucent chub L-lewd...!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 08:55:31 No.12979498 >>12979495 real chub is better

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:01:55 No.12979508 Anyone have that link to the yandere undine story?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:01:57 No.12979509
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>>12979487
I really hope that sign says "Please buy me I'll be your devoted squishy wife for ever and ever!"
And not "Dick the slime-slut, every 20th customer gets a free prostate-induced ejaculation"

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:02:08 No.12979510

>>12978457
Dragonfly Gril: Cats Edition

>Twice
>Twice you acted out
>Twice you seemed to enjoy making her feel hot and bothered
>But not today
>The Mad Hatter Club Leader wants you two for some god forsaken reason to work together on an assignment
>This time you'll be helping an elderly Dormouse with her stray cat problem
>You understand it, you have experience in this field
>Megs doesn't, but whatever
>The Dormouse is a kind, elderly women
>Before the two of you could even begin, you both were regaled tales of her experiences as an amateur mattress designer
>And her encounters with customers
>Her many, many encounters
>But at the very least she was a good storyteller, you'll give her that much
>About an hour has passed and you two were very willing to work now
>She points you both to the backyard
>It's a jungle
>You can't describe it any other way than a mass of overgrown trees and plants, with plastic crates and miscellaneous tools and junk everywhere
>Okay, time to bring out the big guns
>Traps
>Nets
>Bait
>Neutering tools
>By the time you're done, there will not be a single virile stray for miles
>Like clockwork you wrangle cat after cat, spaying them like with machine like efficiency
>Thank you Club Leader for the Chesire-tier traps
>But you couldn't catch a single female mother
>Unlike the male ones who seem to never get their heads about their libido
>They're a little craftier, and meaner too
>Speaking of mean, you haven't seen Megan
>You decide to look for her
>And lo and behold, she has a mother cat on her lap, with the kittens piled around Megan's thighs
>And another mother cat with her litter to her left and another to her right
>You'd congratulate her
>If it weren't for her smug ass grin
>"I guess it's my win"
>"Shut up and help me cart them to the car"
>"Sh, don't be so loud, you brutish man"
>"Why I ought ta"
>"Don't hurt me" she says while picking up a kitten with an 'M' on its head "I don't want to deal with the big, scary man, save me Megan"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:03:45 No.12979514 >>12979474 Did you ever read THAT story where there was a disease that killed women if they weren't' pregnant?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:04:54 No.12979516 >>12979514 Why can't I just get her childhood friend to do it? I bet they'd both prefer that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:05:13 No.12979517 >>12979514 >a disease that killed women if they weren't' pregnant? Fucking What

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:05:34 No.12979518 >>12979486 >I'd love to get milked to death Joe, pls go.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:06:08 No.12979520 >>12979486 Even then it wouldn't be so bad if she took the blinder and ear-muffs off. Sat in his lap or something and whispered sweet nothings as she milked him.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:07:37 No.12979526

>>12979520
>Sat in his lap or something and whispered sweet nothings as she milked him.
This would be pretty great too. To add insult to injury she could show him her "real" onahole and finger it with one hand in his lap as she whispers a lewd description of it to him.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:11:54 No.12979533

>>12979516
Well what if she wants you?

>>12979517
It's not a monstergirl story. I don't want to get too much into it, for reasons, anyway, it's the future, the female population has gone down to like 10 or 20 percent. Many men died in the wars for the females, so we didn't come out unscathed either. It's was something in the air and water, basically, if women weren't loaded with pregnancy hormones, they'd catch the disease and die, so it became necessary for any available male to do his part and become a stud of sorts. Incest was not out of the question. It's actually one of the highlight in the story.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:14:02 No.12979536 >>12979443 You're that faggot posting ponies on /v/ all the time aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:15:06 No.12979537 >>12979533 Where can I find it?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:16:32 No.12979542 >>12979536 No, I'm not even a ponyfaggot, fuck that. The idea just came to me at the time, calm down.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:18:09 No.12979546 >>12978604 Whiskey.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:19:40 No.12979551 >>12979537 You don't want to find it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:21:59 No.12979555 >>12979551 Can't be as awful as that one manga with ball branding or drainage city.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:26:57 No.12979563 >>12979555 No, it's not that. Look, I read it, way back when, like 2006 or so, I remember the name. It's just I'm not sure if it's okay to give it. Remember how loli was made illegal for a time in the US in 2009 before that was overtuned?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:27:28 No.12979566
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>Oh, anon, check out my primary onahole~
>You can see how... W~E~T~ it is, right?
>Can you imagine it, anon? Your hot, fleshy dick deep disappearing into my cold metal hips...
>It's got spirals, anon... A wet, squishy, warm rifling that spins around your shaft~
>It's ribbed for your pleasure~
>Do you like that, anon? Would you prefer that to the plain piston that you're inside right now?
>Ahn~! Anon, it's so hungry for meat~
>My fingers feel so cold inside~
>My onahole is moving on it's own, anon~
>The lubricant slime is all over my fingers, anon...
>It's coiling all over, anon...
>It's crying out of you, anon...
>It's so simple, anon~
>You just have to tell us everything~
>Draw us a map of the paladin compound and you can have it, anon...
>You'll stay here until you die either way, anon. You're all mine, anon~

>...I know, anon.
>I know the piston stopped.
>I know you were so close.
>Are you suffering now, anon~?
>Maybe you need another carrot~?
>Do you see this, anon? It's my heat sink port~
>I can close it at will to avoid detection.
>I can even seal it with a slime to waterproof it.
>Would you like that, anon~?
>The heat building up~
>The hole tightening to fit you like a glove~
>The waterproofing slime clinging to your hot skin, greasing it up~
>You can almost feel it already, can't you?
>The machinery twisting and undulating, whirring with the alien strain~
>Finally you let it all out inside my delicate heat sink~
>I might even overheat and reboot, anon...

>It's right here, anon~
>All you have to do is surrender~

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:27:56 No.12979569 Does anyone have any stories involving undines of any sort?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:29:40 No.12979574 >>12979566 >I get to spend the rest of my life with robut anyway Literally no reason to sell out my brethren.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:31:37 No.12979584 >>12979574 >Getting orgasm denied with a cheap-ass onahole for eternity being teased with robutt vag and ass >Literally no reason to sell out my brethren. You're one of those masochists, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:32:28 No.12979585 >>12978224 >>12979566 >And then anon bit off his tongue, gurgling laughter directed at his horrified captor. The end.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:34:28 No.12979590 >>12979585 >traumatizing an innocent robot for life No wonder anon was a paladin.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:36:40 No.12979597 File: 289 KB, 384x635, 1416978884810.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12979590 >she's going to milk the guy to DEATH >"Oh, the poor monster's feelings!"

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:37:18 No.12979601

>>12979584
Eh, if worst comes to worst I can just delude myself that the shitty onahole feels good. Maybe after a few years I'll cum so hard and thick it'll break the onahole. It'd be worth it to see her disgusted snarl as I smug the smuggest smug I've ever smugged when she resorts to swallowing me with that pristine robutt pussy. The milking must continue, after all.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:38:49 No.12979606 >>12979597 >You'll stay here until you die either way, anon. You're all mine, anon~ She means if you agree she'll keep you as a loving husbando until old age claims you. ...right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:39:59 No.12979609 >>12979597 Replace the shock with murderous rage and you'd have me, right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:40:09 No.12979611 >Imprisonment, torture, traitor talk and suicide God damn, I don't wanna deal with this right now. Don't you monstergals and paladins ever stop fighting each other? This race war shit is nothing but noise.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:41:14 No.12979612 >>12979606 It doesn't matter if she milks him to death in 60 days or 60 years.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:41:35 No.12979613 >>12979606 >MGQ monsters >being as loving as MGE ones and caring about human life >especially angelic/abomination ones

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:41:45 No.12979615 >>12978638 That's a really impressive V-neck shirt that dude's wearing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:43:01 No.12979624 >>12978817 Time to great Jabberwocky and Lilim and see if they want to cuddle just like old times.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:43:52 No.12979627

>>12979611
>I don't wanna deal with this right now.

Fuck flowers and fuck your happiness

>This race war shit is nothing but noise.

Survival of one's species is just noise? Why don't you stand in front of this hole? No, don't worry, you don't have to do anything, let me just get my sword out...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:44:25 No.12979631 >>12979606 >>12979613 > You're all mine, anon~ >she'll keep you as a loving husbando Yeah, that's how I read it too. Why would she get possessive if she was going to kill him any day now? That's not how yanderes work!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:46:22 No.12979635 >>12978887 Holy shit that was amazing, and it managed to have me rock hard the whole time. 10/10 Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:48:22 No.12979641 File: 130 KB, 1024x918, A6BUjG1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12979091 That sounds sublime.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:48:52 No.12979643

>>12979627

Don't bring the violence to me now, man. I want none of this bullshit.

Besides, knights are better than paladins because they're perfectly fine with Monstergirls as long as they don't try any funny business with humans, so only the good MGs stick around.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:49:01 No.12979645 >>12979631 She's not even yandere! Why are you selling MONSTER monsters as loving? How many monsters don't kill you or enslave you in the original MGQ? 3?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:50:46 No.12979647 >>12979643 I hope you get husbando'd by a matango or a roper, it's all weaklings deserve.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:51:19 No.12979650 File: 54 KB, 500x375, 1400370032998.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12979611 The paladinry is part of the fetish, anon. Some people like deredere mgs, and some people like hatefuck rape tinged with contempt and religious fundamentalism.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:53:19 No.12979657 >>12979647 Oh, I didn't know you had a matango waifu. Now I know where all the incoherent rage is coming from.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:54:39 No.12979659

>>12979645
>kill you or enslave you
Those are two very different things, anon. I mean sure, he might never leave that room or eat from anything else than her mouth ever again, but she doesn't seem like the deranged killer you're trying to paint her as.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:57:51 No.12979666 >>12979659 No, fuck you, I'm not doing this. You're that faggot who started that shitstorm with the kumiho straddling anon in the middle of the night aren't you? >>12979657 You too.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 09:58:03 No.12979667 >>12979508 That exists?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:00:33 No.12979675 >>12979569 http://pastebin.com/4HDUAV64

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:02:56 No.12979680 >>12978851 >Onee-san is watching you~, eh.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:03:22 No.12979681
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>download some supposedly amazing porn video involving some Werewolf going crazy on a guy during full moon
>the download finally finishes, oh baby this is gonna be good.
>get your dick out ready for a great fap session and click on the file
>your computer shits itself
>Oh fuck, it was a virus. You don't know much about computers, but you look at the task manager to see if theres anything obviously going on there
>Rape.exe
>yeah, that doesn't sound like a program you want
>end task
>message pops up: "You'd like that, wouldn't you?"
>The error noise has been replaced by a lewd moan
>all your porn has been changed to lewd pictures of some succubus with crooked horns
>all you family photos have been edited to involve some succubus with crooked horns
>thanks to this certain events now look much dirtier than they should. That picture from grandma's birthday party is especially traumatizing
>a notepad window opens up
>"Nice view, handsome!"
>you notice the webcam is on
>you notice your cock is still out
>...and panic as you hurriedly put your dick away, trying to switch off the cam at the same time
>it won't turn off, so you disconnect it
>a note appears on the notepad window: "Aww..."
>"you're cute when you're worried."
>Whatever the fuck this thing is, its going down now.
>you use your antivirus to scan for it, but instead it just seems to encourage the virus somehow
>"Oh, Anon! Trying to take a peek? Naughty boy!"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:04:39 No.12979682 >>12979508 So what yandere stories do we have now? I know we've had a few.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:05:25 No.12979687 >>12979675 Thank you

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:06:18 No.12979688 >>12979681 >first a yandere robutt >then succuvirus What a great day.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:06:22 No.12979689 >>12979682 Punaldins Holst story comes to mind. Gaufs stuff either has yanderes, or characters with yandere traits.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:09:06 No.12979694 >>12979681 Quickly! Disconnect your internet before she buys a usb onahole!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:12:04 No.12979700 >>12979681 Awww yeah succuvirus story. Please continue.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:12:43 No.12979704 >>12979689 >Holst yandere Don't think Ive read that one, is it any good?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:13:27 No.12979710 >>12979681 >>all your porn has been changed to lewd pictures of some succubus with crooked horns I'm go glad this became a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:14:47 No.12979712 >>12979704 I liked it. http://pastebin.com/Qt28dZUy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:17:27 No.12979720 >>12979712 >forced suckling This is exactly what I imagined.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:19:45 No.12979731

>>12979681

>Fuck, the antivirus isn't working
>your internet browser now opens up to a a page called "no.point.infightingitnow.com"
>it seems to be an animated version of that succubus from the images frantically masturbating whilst panting you name
>WHAT THE FUCK!?
>how does it know your name?
>try to communicate with this thing through the notepad window "How the fuck do you know who I am?"
>"So aggressive. But you can be nastier than that, anon!"
>pull out the internet connection. This is clearly some elaborate prank on you
>"Good idea, now we can be alone."
>What the actual fuck IS this thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:19:48 No.12979733 >>12979681 Fucking succuvirus.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:27:06 No.12979749 >>12979509 Mail-order MG waifus?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:32:56 No.12979757 File: 335 KB, 200x132, Giffany_tv.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12979731 >>What the actual fuck IS this thing? "Your past, your present, your future. Just give in anon, think of all the fun we'll have!"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:34:53 No.12979765 >>12979757 Giffany is love Giffany is life

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:38:05 No.12979774 >>12979566 >He caves in and helps out but she just laughs afterwards and throws him in prison, alone. Where is John Connor?~

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:40:51 No.12979780

>>12979731

>Some kind of AI? Doesn't matter. With all your other options gone, only one choice remains:
>Re-install windows
>Try and shut the computer down
>message pops up: "Well that's just rude"
>Yeah, well protect against THIS
>You pull the plug, flipping off the monitor as you do
>Asta la vista, bitch
>the webcam wasn't even plugged in, why'd you even bother with that?
>oh well, time to reinstall windows
>All you wanted to do was wank to some insanely horny Wolf, not deal with this shit
>switch everything back on and get ready to attempt reintalling
>what
>WHAT WHAT WHAT
>the usual options aren't there
>"Succuvirus.exe: We're gonna be SUCH good friends!"
>press F8 for nude images
>press F12 for recovery options
>press ESC
>NUDE IMAGES SELECTED
>...fuck this thing.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:41:09 No.12979782

>>12979749
In MGC receiving your mail can be a dangerous affair.
From barbed manticore spikes as threat to males to keep their mouth shut about what happened in that alley. To matango spores in envelopes to deal with anti-monster supporters and other political targets.

It is also important to be on your watch for packages containing any form of sweets, ussualy cookies. Send by the sabbath to try and "recruit" males. And in other cases Alraune nectar spiked drinks.
Afcoarse there is always the more innocent milk samples, but those are only to be accepted from sanctioned milk sellers, and preferably directly from the source. This to avoid the extra thick version.

Afcoarse the contents can also be less harmfull, such as love letters from those that are too afraid/shy to confront the ones they love. Though it is to be noted that certain MG's have attempted and succeeded at mailing themselves to the ones they love. Ussualy an act done by slimes and zombie girls since they can last without nutriments (or just water) for some time.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:42:38 No.12979787 >>12979780 This is why you keep an extra harddrive around and keep a second small system that can dban the first HDD without hazards.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:47:43 No.12979806
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>>12979782
>Some Jinko/Ogre/Oni/What-have-you mails herself to the man she loves.
>Within a minute of arriving at his place, she bursts out of the box and pulls him into a big hug.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:48:25 No.12979808 >>12979787 Would that work? What keeps her from downloading herself into your comp again, she IS the net after all. Succuvirus is legion. >>12979780 Her thoughts exactly.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:48:58 No.12979810 >>12979780 I love the hidden potential for all kind of erotic/romantic/suffering and healing from succuvirus stories.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:50:03 No.12979812 >>12979782 >Visit Zipangu >Manage to get a Nureonago interested in you >Welp time to leave! >A few days after you return home from your visit you get a large package >You open it since you don't remember ordering anything >"Hubby!~"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:54:29 No.12979820 >>12979787 >implying she hasn't infected your BIOS

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:55:03 No.12979821

>>12979808
It would atleast clean her off the HDD. And if you killed of your internet connection fast enough, the collective of succu-viruses on the net will never know about her love for you.

So it would work. But you should install Arch-Angel regardlessly and probably install Valkyrie alongside it. Don't forget to reinstall Valkyrie every year to ensure the programs stability. Apperantly it's fairly buggy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 10:55:39 No.12979824 >>12979820 Rewriting ROM and living in such a tiny space? I wouldn't even be mad.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:01:34 No.12979838 >>12979821 >Valkyrie is buggy. Well played. New Angel girl when?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:02:29 No.12979840

>>12979780

>After many pervy pictures of naked succuvirus the computer loads up
>but not how you remember it
>the wallpaper is now a picture of a bedroom, with her sprawled out on the bed in black lacy lingerie
>the icons are replaced by her face
>the recycle bin is... IS THAT A VAGINA?
>drag an icon to the recycle bin, and it turns into a cock
>eh, makes sense you suppose
>The notepad window opens up again
>"finished being all tsun-tsun?"
>you reply "Fuck you"
>"Way ahead of you."
>a webpage opens up
>Your cursor is moving on its own!
>you watch to your embarrassment as succuvirus buys several onaholes for you
>using YOUR card
>thats going to show up on your transactions
>"Can't wait!"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:03:24 No.12979842 File: 106 KB, 303x500, Angel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12979838 What would an Archangel look like compared to the vanilla Angel?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:06:02 No.12979849

>Be Farmer with Monster Girl animals
>Have Sheep Daughter who constantly hides inside her own wool, baaing whenever she is held or petted
>Have Hol and P'Orc daughterus with chubby bellies cause they're little piggies
>Have Centaur daughteru who wants to do her best to carry all the heavy things like her mama
>Have Chicken Daughterus who are very very fertile and keep you well stocked on eggs
>One sadly thinks she's a Rooster though
>Have sheep dog daughteru who corrals the daughterus into their rooms for bed time and wants pets and maybe a treat as reward
>Have Fox Girl who keeps sneaking in to feel up your waifus and daughterus

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:07:20 No.12979852 >>12979842 Massive wings, much taller, way more curvy with nice and wide breeding hips and well sized breasts. She's also still wearing that same dress, which is several sizes too small.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:07:48 No.12979853 >>12979842 MILFy?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:08:50 No.12979855 >>12979849 Is he married to a Southerner Echidna or something? >>12979852 I predict that KC might give her normal-sized, perky breasts.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:09:15 No.12979857 >>12979852 You. I like you. A new dress would be preferred though, don't be lazy. She can keep the laces though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:10:13 No.12979859 >>12979852 Would prefer a new dress, something conservative but somehow alluring, something like a wool sweater sort of deal.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:10:54 No.12979863 >>12979855 He IS on a farmn anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:11:07 No.12979864 I don't feel like reading the entire thread. Did I miss something important/good?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:13:06 No.12979868 >>12979863 FUCK! *farm, >>12979859 >something conservative Baptist pls go. Dark Priests are supposed to be more lustful and their dress covers more. That what you want for angel? Nigga I will fight you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:14:07 No.12979873 >>12979864 Do we look like recap anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:14:29 No.12979874 >>12979857 >>12979859 I don't mean the same design of dress, I mean that exact dress. A dress made for a loli now being worn by a tall, buxom woman.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:14:45 No.12979875 >>12979873 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:14:51 No.12979876 >>12979864 Deruella herself appeared and demanded all virgins be sacrificed to her. Unfortunately this is 4chan so we're all eligible. Long story short, hope you're ready for affectionate cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:16:24 No.12979884 File: 1.11 MB, 862x1200, Valkyrie KC op.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12979857 >>12979868 Attire wise, Archangels should wear a simplified version of the Valkyrie armor.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:17:27 No.12979885 >>12979876 So being sacrificed to a demon according to them means a lifetime of cuddling? >"Ahaha~ I'll never let you go my dear sacrifice~"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:20:29 No.12979891 >>12979874 I know. I can appreciate a woman wearing undersized clothes, but that's lazy as fuck. >>12979884 Variations are okay, but don't you want something new?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:26:45 No.12979907

>>12979885

Don't laugh its a really shitty fate.
Want to see your friends?
>Nooo! They'll steal you from me!
Want to watch TV
>Nooo! You just want to ogle the pretty girls!
Want a sandwich?
>Nooo! You promised another five hours of cuddling!
Want to use the bathroom?
>Nooo! You know I like watersports!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:29:48 No.12979912 >>12979907 Want her? > Nooo! You're an alp!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:30:30 No.12979913 >>12979907 >not permitted to see friends Unacceptable >no TV Does this extend to the internet, cause I'll kill her where she stands >she wouldn't make you a sandwhich Then what good are you? >watersports Not sure if want.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:33:01 No.12979920 >>12979907 >Want to watch TV >Nooo! You just want to ogle the pretty girls! I don't even watch TV anymore, so that's okay with me.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:36:48 No.12979927

>>12979907

Need to go to work?
>Nooo! You just like that young secretary!
Your parents in town?
>Nooo! Your mother keeps saying I'm a clingy whore!
The house is on fire?
>Nooo! You just want an excuse to leave me!
A scientific study finally proves that cuddling gives you cancer?
>Nooo! I like seafood!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:38:13 No.12979929 File: 246 KB, 700x1100, 1401415675958.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12979885 Demons come across as really possessive monstergirls, which arouses me.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:45:20 No.12979944

>Relatively weak demon manages to capture you
>She's barely powerful enough to keep you under her control
>Other demons mock her for being weak
>When they find out she finally captured a husband, they openly flirt with you in front of her
>She spends the night crying

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:45:48 No.12979946

>>12979864
Let's see,

Writers posted some story (First one is like 30-40 posts from the top)

Robot Devil popped up which brought back that anon who keeps feeding an alp milk. Suffice to say, he now has a Jabberwocky with the mind of a stage two alp

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:47:20 No.12979953 >>12979842 palutena with bigger tits and slightly more slutty atire probs

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:48:43 No.12979960

>>12979907

Want to sleep?

>Nooo! If you fall asleep, you won't be aware that you're spending time with me!

Want to blink?

>Nooo! Blinking makes you lose 350,000 microseconds that you could've used to look at me!

Want to breathe?

>Nooo! Gas exchange between oxygen and carbon dioxide is going to make your body cells respirate and age faster and you'll die sooner! Charon is not gonna take you from me!

And then she transforms you into an immortal incubus.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:49:37 No.12979962 >>12979681 >>12979731 >>12979780 >>12979840 Has a legit drawing of the succuvirus ever been done?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:50:55 No.12979966 >>12979960 Hold on now, everything dies sooner or later. As a demon you'll still keep in touch with your loved one, so get a grip. Need a hug?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:52:37 No.12979975 >>12979962 I made the original greentext about her, and I've always seen her as being the succubus here: >>12979681 So technically I guess so?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:53:16 No.12979977 >>12979944 But Anon, I would firmly, and very rudely, rebuff their advances and end with a scathing insult about how they're bottom feeders who can't even find their own man. Why would she cry about that?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:53:55 No.12979979 >>12979927 >A scientific study finally proves that cuddling gives you cancer? I could only imagine how depressed this would make Yetis

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:56:04 No.12979987 >>12979979 I'd still cuddle them nonetheless, even though Cancer's scary as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:56:09 No.12979988 >>12979036 I know I'm late but come on anon, do you really expect Japan to get something right especially something that most Americans don't even know?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:57:04 No.12979993 I wanna hug Sylvanas.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 11:59:52 No.12980005 >>12979993 >Implying abomination-tan won't cuddle you into submission when she sees you

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:02:33 No.12980012 >>12980005 That would be nice, but I really just wanna cuddle Slyvanas. Woman had a hard life. And an even harder undeath. Needs some healing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:06:16 No.12980024 So did we agree last night that the Alpperwock is the perfect creation to cuddle and bully >Awkward Alp in huge Dragon Body >Extremely strong but doesn't know how to use it or her body >Still Healthy thus perfectly soft

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:07:08 No.12980026 >>12980012 Only if you rub her ears. Remember, she was an elf once

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:08:13 No.12980031 >>12980024 Didn't know we needed to.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:10:16 No.12980038 >>12980031 Well we all have to come to a general consensus, especially when the matter concerns Alps

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:16:43 No.12980058 >>12980038 Is the consensus that only having anal sex with protection and then flushing it is the best way to bully them?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:18:42 No.12980063

>>12979944
>>12979977

>Make fun of her for not even being strong enough to keep you under her control
>Hold her back by putting your hand on her forehead, keeping your arm outstretched so she can't reach you, as she foolishly tries to grab you, stretching her arms and slashing at the air like an angry child
>You could escape at any time if you wanted to, but since you don't know your way back home from where she lives, you decide to stick around and teach her how to be a real mean demon girl
>As time drags, she eventually stops thinking of you as a sex slave and more as a mentor
>[Training montage intensifies]
>The day comes where she "completes her training" by defeating and straddling you in a "simulation" where you pretend you're a prisoner who's hellbent on escaping her clutches
>"Thank you so much for all the help, Anon. You're a wonderful man, you know?"
>You congratulate her for her success
>"You didn't even try to escape all this time, you could've left anytime you wanted, but you stayed."
>"And you even helped me, a demon, no less..."
>It's not like you had anything else to do or anywhere to go anyway
>Welp, time to start your new life as a sex sla--
>"Too bad I'll never use any of your teachings on anyone ever again."
>Wait what
>Ask her why, confused as fuck
>Since she's a demon, and your captor, she would be aiming to make you part of her harem or something... right?
>"I've changed my mind, I don't need any more slaves. In fact, I don't need anyone else..."
>She, a demon, just told you that she doesn't want to seize any more men
>You don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore
>"...Because I've decided to make you my husband instead~"
>Oh

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:21:00 No.12980067 >>12980026 Of course. We could go hunting, just the two of us deep in the plaguelands. Zombies, Paladins, you name it. Then cuddlesex every night under the warmth of the campfire.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:23:59 No.12980073 File: 235 KB, 1192x850, wherecat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you ever wondered how your life would be right now if you were proactively dated by MGs as a shota?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:25:46 No.12980077

>>12980067
>I-its not like I want to go hunting with you, I j-just need a detraction if those alliance s-scum show up.

>W-what do you mean you didn't bring a tent? W-well, you can s-share mine but don't get the w-wrong idea. I can't have my distraction get eaten by bears.

>>12980073
Were-kittens. Were-kittens everywhere.

Also, she learns to like hockey because no monster girl is keeping my dad from teaching me hockey.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:25:50 No.12980078 >>12980073 Horrible.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:26:48 No.12980083 >>12980073 Not that different. Instead of a dull job I'd just spend most of my time being fucked at home. I'd still rarely be seen outside.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:28:23 No.12980089 >>12980073 A MG that prefers quiet people/loners probably would've taken an interest in me or not.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:30:58 No.12980094 >>12979993 >>12980012 >>12980067 Can she even feel love?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:32:28 No.12980098 >>12980094 He's gonna find out. The P'orc horde is where its at though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:35:32 No.12980106 >>12980098 God I want to be in the P'Orc horde. I want to fight them one by one and make them all my loving wives.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:36:43 No.12980113 >>12979566 Kill her or kill self.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:39:01 No.12980119 >>12980113 >all these paladins in this thread Pls go, this is a safe space for MG's.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:39:08 No.12980120 >>12980106 >P'orc horde is full of cuvacious beauties who love to feast and fight. >They are led by Garrosh, who is a twin-tailed, flat-chested P'orc. >Tauren are just a mix of minotaurs and holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:40:36 No.12980123 >>12979681 >>12979731 >>12979780 >>12979840 Cmon, even MG bullshit can't stop you from re-installing windows or buying a new computer. Or calling the cops and telling them someone has stolen your identity. MGPolice, serve and protect.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:41:17 No.12980124 File: 1.52 MB, 1227x1622, 1421318111126.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12979047 What Nanabi Could Have Been.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:42:29 No.12980128 >>12980120 I'll make all those piggy sluts mine. I'll take so many P'Orcs I'll be able to run a small nation.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:43:20 No.12980129 File: 92 KB, 880x960, 1422183700792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12980119 Or I won't and will continue having my own opinions. You can get raped and mindbroken if you want, but that's not my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:43:28 No.12980131 >>12980120 >Garrosh Into the trash it goes. Bring back Thrall.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:44:38 No.12980133 What if your monster girl waifu was to scale with her animal counter part? How would the relationship change?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:45:53 No.12980134 >>12980131 >Wanting some shitty self insert mary sue

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:47:12 No.12980136

>>12980131
But anon! Thrall is doing shaman...things...

Besides, Loli-rosh is perfect for bullying.

>And now human, taste my axe!

>Parry and disarm her, forcing her to fight with her fists.

>"No matter, I don't need a weapon for you anyway!"

>Place hand on her head, holding her back as she uselessly swings her fists at you.

>>12980129
Nice paladin there, would be a shame if she picked up a cursed blade to save her people.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:49:51 No.12980140 >>12980134 You're not wrong. But at the same time I'd rather have that over the war-mongering idiot that ruined 1.5 expansions.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:50:29 No.12980141

>>12980133
this is where we run into some issues. I don't really have a "waifu",but I like jinkos so we'll use them as an example.

So, obviously, she's a tiger.

But how do we scale her? by a tiger's weight? By height on all fours? by height on hind legs?

The 3rd quartile weight of a tiger is about 374.786 pounds. And, if we go by KC scale, the average jinko is about 6,6 and muscular, so probably pushing over the 200 pound mark.

So she gets taller. possibly a lot taller. Maybe even gaining six inches to a foot of height.

>>12980136
>Nice paladin there, would be a shame if she picked up a cursed blade to save her people.
Indeed, that's why she won't.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:53:34 No.12980146 >>12980123 This is exactly why its hard to do a decent Succuvirus story. You'd need to set it in the future with VR tech or something to make her a proper threat anyway, like a pornographic Log Horizon/SAO.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:55:43 No.12980156 >>12980140 >She just wants anon to love her but he keeps talking to those elves and tauren holstaurus. >And those blasted trolls. >She show him, once she conquers the world he will HAVE to love her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:57:29 No.12980160 >>12980129 I'd hang out with a knight that looked like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:59:29 No.12980164 File: 210 KB, 850x1201, sample-01346e4c1a48b121af655e62626ec431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12980160 Indeed. Paladin girls best girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:01:47 No.12980170 >>12980164 I want to break hr heart by dating a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:04:14 No.12980177 >>12980170 Fine, then I'll get to date her.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:04:50 No.12980183

>>12980164
Hardcore not so much.

But softcore paladin girls that fight off monsters actually doing bad stuff like kidnapping kids and forcibly turning women into monsters are best.

Not killing mind you, just smacking them around until they fuck off.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:05:18 No.12980184

>>12980164
>You will never adventure with your paladin childhood friend through a demon realm, tasked with slaying the monsters within.

>You will never watch as she, bit by bit, is corrupted by the land, her breaths growing hotter, her terse commands sweetening, and her gaze lingering on you longer and longer.

>You will never wake up one evening to find her straddling you, spaded tail poking through a gap in her armor and her breast plate removed to allow her wings to be free of the steel confines.

>You two will never become the two more inhabitants of the realm.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:06:15 No.12980185 >>12980177 Not If I make her fall in love with me before abandoning her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:07:19 No.12980190 >>12980170 She will be above a broken heart She'll just find another to give her love I-It's not like it's been the 78th time that's happened What's so good about fish tails and bird arms anyways?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:08:26 No.12980195 >>12980185 Then she's not in love with you anymore now is she stupid? >>12980184 >Wanting to be corrupted No thanks. >>12980190 Nothing, loyalty is where it counts.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:09:05 No.12980196

>>12980183

I was with you until you got to the not killing part. Paladin girls only going after the cruel monsters is fine, the nice ones don't deserve smiting.

But the bad ones do. If you keep letting the evil monsters go then they'll just go back to kidnap and forced transformation.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:09:27 No.12980197 >>12980184 >She'll never learn that you falsified those orders from the church that sent the two of you to the demon realm in the first place

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:11:13 No.12980201

>>12980190
>Gets the idea that maybe...just MAYBE...a slightly bigger rack would help her keep a guy.

>Goes out to get holstaurus milk, wearing a trench-coat and sunglasses over her armor.

>Buys her milk, pays with cash and leaves

>Accidentally buys the super-high grade holstaurus milk.

>Now has to explain to her boss the next morning about why she turned into a holstaurus.

>Atleast she got the bigger rack.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:11:29 No.12980202
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>>12980133
>Average body length of a jackal is around 75cm

I'm now left with an anubis who is about 2'4" tall. I imagine she'd be using me as a form of transportation much more, riding on top of my shoulders and barking orders. Dickthroning would be a little easier, but sex in general might be more of a chore, considering she'd be taking a dick that is suddenly roughly twice as large, relative to her.
Hugging her would be like hugging a plushie, I imagine. A plushie that mutters about fluid mechanics in her sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:11:32 No.12980203 >>12980196 I'm not saying no killing ever. I'm just saying if it's something minor the monster gets beaten up, but if it's shota raping time to axe the bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:11:55 No.12980206 >>12980094 Yeah. Her sister brought a lot of her repressed heart to the surface, before breaking it again. She buried them deep, but her heart is still there.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:12:35 No.12980207

>>12980184

>not telling her you thought she was stronger than this

>not seeing her lust crazed expression turn to sorrow as she remembers what she used to be

>not throwing her off you and continuing alone as she begs you to come back

>you will someday

>you just need to find the cure

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:13:58 No.12980209 >>12980203 Ah, fair enough then. Sometimes a line is overstepped and lethal force is needed, but for small transgressions? Yeah, a simple beating and "fuck off" suffices.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:13:58 No.12980210 >>12980197 >>12980201 >I talk about why I like girls that arn't rapists >guys headcannon them into rapists Sigh. >>12980207 >You will never help a fallen paladin regain her former glory Feels bad man.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:14:22 No.12980214 >>12980133 >A cow sized cow-girl riding me in the cow-girl position Its too early for this boner.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:19:10 No.12980223 >>12980210 Hey the holstaur one isn't neccessarly a rapist. She just has cowlegs and gives you a boob hat every now and then. When she isn't yelling at recruits to Mooove it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:23:12 No.12980234 >>12979929 This guy is awesome.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:24:03 No.12980236 >>12980063 A demon-wife is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:24:09 No.12980237 >>12980210 How is it rape if you engineered the entire scenario in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:25:24 No.12980241 >>12980237 Because I didn't. And that's extremely manipulative and very creepy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:28:29 No.12980248 >>12980241 I know this pok gai!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:31:05 No.12980254 >>12980248 You're the fucking pok gai you alp. Suck a dick.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:31:28 No.12980256

>>12980207

>You an your female squire companion will never be ambushed by demongirls
>You'll never be overwhelmed by their sheer numbers
>The demon girls will never knock your companion off her feet and try to transform her into a succubus right then and there
>You'll never tackle them away from her, giving her a chance to get up again
>You'll never tell her that there are far too many demons to defeat
>You'll never tell her to retreat back to the human settlements and tell the people about the amount of danger in the area, so they can be aware of the demons' presence
>You'll never lure the demon girls away from your companion so she can make a run for it
>She'll never protest against your decision, telling you that she can't just leave you to fight the demons alone
>You'll never tell her to obey your order and escape, as you pull out a few holy magic grenades you had on you
>She'll never relunctantly turn her back on you and run away as fast as she can
>She'll never hear a faint sound of an explosion in the distance behind her as she runs back to the nearest human settlement
>She'll never slow down to a walking pace, gently fall on her knees and start crying, realizing that coming back home was no longer an option for you
>She'll never be promoted from squire to a paladin for her service when she arrives at the human settlement, red-eyed
>She'll never go on an expedition years later, along with an entire batallion of paladins, to purge the land of the foul demon lord and her minions in memory of Anon, her mentor

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:33:05 No.12980261 >>12980241 That's the entire point. She'll never fall on her own, you need to give her a push. It's what's best, and she'll thank you later.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:33:27 No.12980262 >>12980254 Oh, is pokkie angry because he's backed up? You know what you have to do. It's been proven time and time again that you're the alp.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:34:32 No.12980267 >>12980261 Yeah, no. That's fucking creepy. You're no better than the manticores. People like you are the reason we have paladins. And I'm pretty sure you're a succuvirus or something anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:35:07 No.12980270 >>12980256 >You'll never >She'll never Well that's probably for the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:35:30 No.12980271 >>12980262 I'm not a fucking alp you shit. You're the alp.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:36:57 No.12980275 >>12980271 Has the grumpy alp king returned?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:37:28 No.12980277 >>12980267 Corruption a best, you'll learn someday.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:37:40 No.12980278 >>12980275 Fucks sake I am not an alp.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:38:33 No.12980280 >>12980277 Go home manticore, you're unwanted here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:38:33 No.12980281 >>12980278 That's what they all say.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:40:19 No.12980286 >>12980281 I have a dick and I don't like guys. I am very sure I'm not an alp.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:40:37 No.12980288 >>12980261 Some of us like the more reasonable paladins though. A world of just monsters would be as dull as a world with just humans. Probably way more disorganized too, considering the high priority they put on selfishness.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:41:26 No.12980292 >>12980278 Denial is the first stage. >>12980280 Manticores are mindbreak, not corruption.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:41:27 No.12980293 >>12980278 Are you the Alp who was turned into a Jabberwocky? It's OK, being Alped and then some is nothing to be ashamed of. Just kidding, it is. Get ready to be bullied loser.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:43:05 No.12980298 >>12980277 It really isn't. Its the one aspect of MGE I fucking hate. Forcing someone to become something else against their will is one of the most horrific things you can do to a person. Especially if it utterly destroys them as a person.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:43:06 No.12980299 >>12980286 Yet to be so forceful in your denial. The lady doth protest too much.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:43:35 No.12980300 >>12980292 >>12980293 I hate you alp fuckers.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:44:18 No.12980303 >>12980298 Well, corruption is mainly aimed at human women and a few select monsters, so who cares?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:45:22 No.12980308 >>12980300 Because we don't give it you without a condom? You have to earn raw dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:46:01 No.12980311 >>12980293 I dunno, that alp is soft and loves head pats and cuddling. This one is probably boney and angry that she doesn't have anyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:46:40 No.12980316 >>12980300 Man isn't someone tsundere tonight, huh? Keep that up and someone isn't getting cuddled tonight. >>12980311 Fair point, we'll just have to keep bullying her until she begs for the hand.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:47:37 No.12980317 >>12980308 >>12980311 >>12980316 If I could hit you people with a 2x4 I would.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:50:28 No.12980323 >>12980292 >Manticores are mindbreak, not corruption. Still shit. >>12980303 I do.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:51:04 No.12980325 >>12980317 They're so cute when they're pouty. Maybe a certain someone won't be so grumpy after they've had their daily fill of D.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:52:05 No.12980327 >>12980303 The monsters? Fine, they'll like it anyway. But some women can be bros, and having them all turned into generic cock hungry succubi would just piss me off.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:52:42 No.12980328 >>12980325 Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:53:34 No.12980331 The fuck are you people doing

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:53:46 No.12980332 >>12980323 >still shit By that logic, all monstergirls are shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:53:55 No.12980333 >>12980328 >How to appear insecure, by Anonymous.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:55:29 No.12980336

>>12980256
>She leads her army against the stronghold of one of the lilim.
>Advance all the way to the throne room, within striking distance of the beast, before the entire force is beaten back by a single fallen knight.
>She lands a single blow before being forced to retreat.
>As her lieutenants drag her away, she watches in horror as the knight removes his helmet and inspects the scratch she left on it; it's her old master.
>The last thing she sees of him is that foul demon embracing him seductively, thanking him for his efforts as they both crackle with demonic energy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:56:10 No.12980338 >>12980331 Bullying each other so it won't be gay when we kiss.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:56:12 No.12980339 >>12980333 I'm not insecure. You're so desperate for alp pussy you keep calling me one.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:56:32 No.12980341
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>>12980327
>But some women can be bros
>some women can be bros
>women can be bros

Nigga, did you miss the whole thing that the only monster that could be considered a bro used to be a man?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 13:56:47 No.12980343 >>12980331 It's just a normal day on the day shift anon, you'll get used to it. >the night crew on the other hand...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:00:12 No.12980350 >>12980214 but you'd die, anon

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:01:23 No.12980355 >>12980317 I doubt your thin alp wrists could handle the weight.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:01:35 No.12980356 >>12980131 Garrosh is an actual orc though. Thrall is just a green-skinned human.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:02:32 No.12980361 >>12980343 What's wrong with them?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:02:46 No.12980362 >>12980339 See, if you snap every time someone calls you gay, it makes you look like a bitch. Just saying.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:04:13 No.12980367 >>12980286 >I have a dick For now. >and I don't like guys. Yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:05:17 No.12980371 >>12980332 Except the ones who dont' forcibly break your mind. Stupid. >>12980341 your perceptions of reality to not become real because you believe them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:05:24 No.12980372 >>12980367 Oh he does already, he just doesn't know it yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:05:49 No.12980376 >>12980286 You'll learn to love it anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:05:59 No.12980377 >>12980341 He was talking about human women, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:06:05 No.12980378 >>12980341 >Monsters can't be bros I wasn't even arguing that. I was saying that corrupting one of the nicer human girls into the standard succubus would be a serious downgrade in my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:06:46 No.12980379 >>12980336 Muh dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:07:08 No.12980380 >>12980367 Heard in bane's voice for some reason.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:07:51 No.12980382

>>12980336

Nice, though I was thinking something more like

>As her lieutenants drag her away, she watches in horror as the knight removes his helmet and inspects the scratch she left on it; it's her old master
>His face is covered in burn scars
>Her memories come back to her like a truck the moment she sees the scars
>But what horrifies her most are his eyes
>He quietly stares her from afar, his eyes devoid of any emotion
>Their spark was nowhere to be seen, a clear sign that he was a broken man
>The last thing she sees is a demon girl walking up to him before embracing his arm and dragging him away while giggling in a lewd way, as he obeys without saying a word and lets himself be taken away like a mindless slave
>Thinking about the things she was possibly going to do to him angered her to the point of making her faint from exhaustion

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:08:15 No.12980385

>>12980371
>all monsters posses supernatural beauty and charm with which to bewitch men

All monstergirls, involve some level of mindbreak, stupid. From the meekest Kiki to the most savage of ogres.

>percertions of reality

You are either the panty friend of a bunch of girls or you really are stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:08:23 No.12980386 >>12980336 >Abandoning a friend to work for a power hungry tyrant Yeah, that male knight is shit tier.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:09:13 No.12980388 >>12980223 I would become a paladin just for this. >>12980350 Not if I properly drink my milk everyday which I do.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:09:32 No.12980390 >>12980386 He didn't abandon her, he saved her life by sacrificing himself so she wouldn't become a succubus.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:10:00 No.12980392 >>12980385 >You are either the panty friend of a bunch of girls or you really are stupid. Or maybe I don't whore myself out to "pretty wymin" because I've got a brain in my head.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:11:15 No.12980394 >>12980377 I know, and he's wrong. He's so wrong, that even in the land of herbivore men, Japan, where the men are afraid of women, the only monster that could be a bro, used to be a man. Get it?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:11:32 No.12980397 >>12980388 Knight Paladin Moorissa wants you!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:11:35 No.12980398 >>12980390 ...before abandoning her to be a lilim's guard dog

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:12:39 No.12980402 >>12980394 You're the one who is wrong here. And I stand by corruption being shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:12:59 No.12980403 >>12980398 His mind got corrupted by demonic energy. Why the fuck do you think Paladins hate monstergirls?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:13:02 No.12980405

>>12980386
>Abandoning
He was mind-broken and corrupted, anon. Besides, as he lays in bed beside his demonic master, he thinks of the kind and true companions he once adventured with.
And as his mistress pulls him into a round of victory sex, he watches the door his former student disappeared through and a single tear rolls down his otherwise blank face.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:13:03 No.12980406 >>12980378 Human girls aren't nice, it's all a trick.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:14:13 No.12980409 >>12980406 Monster pls

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:14:27 No.12980411 >>12980402 >You're the one who is wrong here Reality agrees with me. >corruption being shit. Opinions.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:14:28 No.12980412

>>12980402
We unite to fight, kamerade.
Remove corruption.
>>12980406
You sound like one of the drug addicts at my college who think policemen are agents from mars.
>W....women can't be nice!!! they...they've got tits! Tits are used solely for holding liquid evil!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:14:43 No.12980414 >>12980406 Neither would monstergirls though, they'd just need us for the spirit energy and that's it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:14:46 No.12980416 >>12980397 And I want her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:15:32 No.12980418 >>12980411 >Reality agrees with me. see here. >>12980412

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:15:44 No.12980419 >>12980411 >reality agrees with me A big claim. Citations, please.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:16:00 No.12980420 >>12980411 >Reality agrees with me. Opinions.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:18:39 No.12980425 >>12980406 This reminds me of that part in Lanternons story where the Echidna tells the MC that human girls can't actually love and are bad for men, completely ignoring that the same pessimistic attitude could be used on monsters too.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:20:01 No.12980432 >>12980425 It's almost like that story was one sided garbage.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:22:37 No.12980438

>>12980409
Anon. When a human girl sees a guy she thinks is cute, she wants to use him, either through his wallet, or his body and position, to tell to other women "look what I've got!" Women trade their fleeting beauty in order to share in the glory and success a man has.

Now guys, when they see a girl they think is cute want to see if she's approachable, and in order to appear non aggressive, pull their punches when it come to showing interest, they think simply giving a girl attention enough. Then comes the day when some other guy is swapping spit with said girl, and the guy thinks, "was I not clear?" And thus "nice guys" are born. See? They even ruin men with their mind games. Monstergirls are superior.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:22:52 No.12980440 >>12980432 It was intentional. He was saying a while ago that he had another story in mind from the perspective of a man who hates monsters. I hope he still does this because sometimes his first MC came across as very deluded.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:23:20 No.12980442

I know we all love to hate human women here, since most of us have had unpleasant experiences with them, but there are still some genuinely decent ones out there. They're rare, and most aren't all that pretty, but they exist.

I think it would solve our disagreement if we just agree to reserve corruption for the shit-tier humans. That way, everybody wins. You get your corruption, but without a victim anybody cares about.

Maybe we could take some of the nice but ugly girls and 'corrupt' them into vanilla mg waifus. Pretty sure I've got a gallon of super-concentrated holst milk here somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:23:58 No.12980446 >>12980438 How would a monstergirl act? (Its all hypothetical but its also hard to imagine them being that different)

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:24:56 No.12980449 >>12980438 >When a human girl sees a guy she thinks is cute, she wants to use him, either through his wallet, or his body and position, to tell to other women "look what I've got!" I don't want to believe this, and yet it happens...

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:26:37 No.12980451

>>12980442
>Pretty sure I've got a gallon of super-concentrated holst milk here somewhere.
I hadn't even finished the first sentence of your post and I was already thinking of turning the nice girls into Holstaurs. They're just so perfect and I want to cuddle fuck the living hell out of one for three days straight.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:26:37 No.12980452 >>12980442 >Attempting to convince people on 4chan to think logically Give it up >>12980438 >>12980449 You're a paranoid idiot.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:26:43 No.12980453

>>12980442

Hey, I admit that most to all of my experiences with women have been horrible. They can and will treat you like crap for little to no reason, and they suck for it. But I still think that forceful corruption is so fucking shit that I wouldn't even wish it on them.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:26:53 No.12980454

>>12980418
No arguments so you resort to memeing? How sad.

>>12980419
>>12980420
Use your eyes.

>>12980425
That depends on the girl with them the monster is on the outside. If you end up being sucked dry by a manticore, beaten black and blue by an amazon, or crippled by a wurm, you have no one to blame but yourself, you knew what they were.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:27:04 No.12980455 >>12980438 Hello /r9k/

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:29:21 No.12980461 >>12980442 No. corrupt all day erry day. Deruella is mai waifu. >>12980452 Whatever panty friend kun, the very fact that you're here tells me you're disillusioned with human women.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:29:22 No.12980462 >>12980454 Ok, and I thought I hated women. You're on a whole different level though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:30:04 No.12980465 >>12980454 >Use your eyes >Asked to provide evidence for opinion >"Fuck you, I'm right"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:32:46 No.12980473 >>12980446 Again, depends on the girl, it's not like they'd all jump you. The rapier ones would outright rape you or try to "seduce" with veiled threats and general grabbyness. The tamer ones would just try to talk to you.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:32:51 No.12980474

>>12980454
>No arguments so you resort to memeing
Holy shit, you.... I don't even know where to begin. It's as if making a joke makes me wrong. wow. To finish off my point, you say
>Use your eyes.
In such a way that you suggest that all I have to do to see this "feminist conspiracy" Is to leave my house. You remind me of that one dude from katawa shojo or whatever it was called. That VN where you fuck cripples.
>>12980461
Or maybe I like MG's and real women.

This argument is dumb. Anyone who thinks women are agents from the devil is a fedora wearing neckbeard who never leaves his house, for fear of making a friend.

This should stop before the janitors come and nuke the thread and ban everyone. If you guys wanna keep fighting about this, that's fine, but bring it to /b or a chatroom.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:33:34 No.12980475

>>12980454
>Use your eyes.
I have. I know plenty of nice girls. Some are even alright to look at. They're just already taken, and by better guys than me.

And the ones that aren't, I'd need to be way more desperate to consider dicking. I still wouldn't wish corruption on them though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:34:03 No.12980477 >>12980440 >>12980432 I'd honestly would like to see an alternative storyline in which Lucas is the MC and tries (and succeeds) to revive his human waifu while having to deal with all the hate and racism he gets from monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:35:52 No.12980487 Is it time to jump into the NRAC Bunker again?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:36:52 No.12980489 >>12980477 But you know we won't due to this thread calling it garbage because it doesn't have any proactive dating or that shit.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:37:28 No.12980493

>>12980465
Dude, do you know any women at all? You're asking me to provide citations for shit you've been seeing since you were a child. From playground pettiness to some girl fucking another's boyfiend because she wouldn't lend her a pair of earrings.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:38:52 No.12980496 File: 243 KB, 600x600, 1422477532924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12980487 It really is. It's creation seems more and more logical by the minute. NRAC is my happy place. Let's retreat there until the dark paladins sober up.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:41:20 No.12980500 >>12980493 Maybe you just live in the land of bitches? I know a lot of women, and only a handful of them act like you describe.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:41:22 No.12980501 >>12980474 Feminism has nothing to do with it, women are how they are, that's all. Just like a man's natural state is hornyness or indifference, a woman's thought are always focused on gain and loss, and what can I get out of somebody today?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:41:35 No.12980502 >>12980496 Aight, I'm bringing the vidya again.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:41:43 No.12980503 >>12979510 Mad Hatter playing matchmak- >Kitties D'awwwww.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:42:41 No.12980509

>>12980477

I felt he had a point in his actions, even if the narrator made him out to be a bad person for it. (But the narrator was Val so it made sense)

Lucas had to watch the one person he cared about get hounded by some slutty monsters who only cared about his body until she killed herself. He lived in a town where monstergirl rape happened and people actually seemed ok with that. Boys no older than 14 are married off as soon as possible, ignoring the fact they have little emotional development at that point.The principle tried to punish Val for DEFENDING HIMSELF against a Manticore. Lucas must have felt like the last sane man on the planet. I can fully understand why he lost his mind in the end.

Still, he deserved to get away from it all and live with his waifu. I hope at least the next story doesn't portray the anti monster side as stupid bigots again, considering they have a very good point to make.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:43:17 No.12980511 >>12980501 So you hate everyone? >>12980502 Fuq u halo best game

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:43:41 No.12980513 >>12980474 >Anyone who thinks women are agents from the devil is a fedora wearing neckbeard who never leaves his house, for fear of making a friend. More memes. >I like 3DPD You don't belong here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:45:01 No.12980517 >>12980513 Just because I have an intact social life doesn't mean I don't belong here. I like MG's. I belong here

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:46:17 No.12980520 >>12980500 Could be. >>12980511 No, I guess you could say I'm indifferent to everyone, until I see something worth...protecting? Allying with?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:46:23 No.12980521 File: 1.54 MB, 225x225, Anon delivers.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12980511 It's alright, m8. I'm bringing Halo too.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:47:03 No.12980523 File: 1.98 MB, 226x169, 4chan indescriminate hatred.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12980511 Everyone on this site hates everyone else.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:48:33 No.12980529 >>12980511 >>12980521 I'm bringing over Dead Rising 2 so I can scare any wights/zombies that show up too.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:48:48 No.12980530 >>12980493 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherry_picking_%28fallacy%29 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proof_by_assertion

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:49:09 No.12980531 >>12980521 >>12980523 I love these gifs >>12980529 Nooo that's mean

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:49:30 No.12980534 I miss Trader Anon

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:49:39 No.12980535

>>12980517
No, you really don't. Because I doubt your social life would remain intact after showing interest in monstergirls among normal people, you'd be the sexist pig or that weird animal fucker. I doubt you can discuss any of the stuff we talk about here with any of your girl "friends". We're your dirty little secret. You are not one of us.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:50:41 No.12980538 >>12980530 >wikipedia

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:51:05 No.12980539 >>12980521 I'll play too. I like Halo. I know people say it's for kids but I think it's fun. And it's one of the only games my waifu doesn't suck at.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:51:12 No.12980540

>>12980509
Yes I agree. Lucas had a good point, while he did lose his mind in the end. He certainly did deserve better.

However I don't think that the anti-monster side being portrayed badly is a bad thing. Now there is room to create the other side of the story. That's the beauty of stories being subjective, there will always be two sides to the coin.
That said, the story wasn't so strongly in favor of monsters either. It clearly showed that MG were manipulating (the wights spreading rumors), uncapable of self-control (full moons), in some situations didnt give any fucks about the male besides being a cumpump (Val rescueing that man from the werewolf) and outright hatefull (Lucas his waifu)

But yes it would be nice if a different story would be written in favor of the anti-monster side and portraying them in a better light.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:51:41 No.12980543 >>12980531 I don't care if it's mean. Undead girls are cute when scared.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:51:42 No.12980544 File: 13 KB, 225x225, 1418386196076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12980534 >fattening fetish

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:52:09 No.12980545

>>12980535
Uh no.

There would be a problem if I claimed MG's are the greatest thing ever created. They're not. They're extremely weird.

The fact that I like them is an opinion. Opinions are illogical. I admit that my opinions are weird, and people understand (they like weird stuff too) and live with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:52:39 No.12980548 >>12979842 >Cute Loli >Happy, smiling face >Bare Shoulders >Rather sheer, short dress >Bare Legs >Single Bridal Gauntlet I forget sometimes just how wonderful KC's Angels look.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:52:56 No.12980549 >>12980534 Me too. I really wanted to see what happens with the scylla librarian in the most recent CYOA.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:53:41 No.12980550 >>12980538 Jesus fuck you are autistic http://www.amazon.com/Critical-Thinking-sixth-Introduction-Skills/dp/1551111632/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1422733944&sr=1-1&keywords=critical+thinking+by+william+hughes Buy it used. It says the same shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:54:23 No.12980552 >>12980545 Then you do discuss monstergirls outside of here?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:57:31 No.12980560 >>12979842 The important question: Would her wings still be sprouting from her ass?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:57:35 No.12980561 >>12980552 Not him, but dude it's just like hiding your power level. Its fine to discuss in appropriate situations, just don't sperg over it in line at the grocery store.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:58:42 No.12980566

>>12980521
Kenneth Parcell would be the bane of monstergirls everywhere.

>Immortal
>Older than even the oldest of liches
>Chastest person on the planet
>Has some sort of divine protection, possibly from God himself
>Completely oblivious to the innuendos monstergirls spout at him in an attempt to seduce
>Possibly an actual, genuine angel sent to Earth for whatever reason

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 14:58:47 No.12980567 >>12980560 That bothers me more than it should.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:00:38 No.12980574 >>12980552 Not really. My fetishes don't have any place in normal conversation. >>12980539 Since when is halo for kidS?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:02:32 No.12980580
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>>12980202
Sounds nice to me. Sounds great really. Especially hugging her like a plushie.

Also, I should print out and make one of those papercrafts. I'd rather get this glorious statue, but eh, make do with what you've got...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:03:38 No.12980584 >>12980580 Would you still buy figurines of your waifu if she existed? An anubis would probably get off on that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:04:29 No.12980586 >>12980567 We share an autistic tick

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:04:32 No.12980588 >>12980580 Are exclamation points not commonly used in Japanese? I've grown to like them, but I found it really strange at first.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:04:53 No.12980591 >>12980580 Anubisfag, how much would you pay for an anubis plushie?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:05:06 No.12980592 >>12980574 Then you're not weird enough to be here. Please go back among the normal and forget about this place.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:05:13 No.12980594 >>12980543 But NRAC is for allll groups >>12980580 if she had smaller paws I'd buy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:05:34 No.12980595 >>12980588 The belly marks I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:05:56 No.12980596 >>12980580 Not that I'm a good judge of figurine quality, but damn, the sculpting on that anubis torso looks sublime.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:06:15 No.12980598 >>12980592 no.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:07:00 No.12980602 >>12980594 I know that. I just want a zombie to weakly hit my chest as I mow down zombies with a chainsaw paddle.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:07:27 No.12980603 >>12980592 Son, if you discuss your fetishes in public, in normal conversation, you aren't weird - you're a creep. And possibly literally autistic.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:08:30 No.12980605 >>12980584 She would want to play with them. She'd get sad when she breaks them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:08:35 No.12980606 >>12980602 >Stoooooop.......Meeeeaaaaaaaan.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:10:26 No.12980610 >>12980606 Would she be offended by the violent and stereotypical portrayal of her people in video games and movies?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:11:03 No.12980614 >>12980584 I'd make a whole shrine to her glory. >Implying I'm not planning that already. >>12980591 For a really nice, high-quality one? Probably anywhere between $50-$100 that the maker deemed suitable.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:11:26 No.12980615 >>12980606 Man now I want to bully a zombie by watching that Braindead scene with her. I'll still bully her when she's a wight

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:11:32 No.12980616 >>12980610 probably.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:12:18 No.12980617 >>12980614 >nice, high-quality one >between $50-$100 Ahahaha lol nope. I might make one just to bully you tho'.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:12:26 No.12980618 File: 282 KB, 744x619, 1400190041765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12980598 >>>/out/ >>>/soc/ >>>/adv/

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:12:43 No.12980619 >>12980610 >Watching Shawn of the Dead with zombie gf >At the part where they sneak through the zombies by pretending to be ones. >Gets angry when the zombies don't seem to notice till the end. >Thaaaaaats aaaaaa steeeereoootypeee.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:12:59 No.12980620 >>12980584 >>12980580 Imagine how your waifu would react upon seeing a figurine of herself. >"W-what is this? M-My paws aren't even this big! D-Do people really think I-I'm this fat?"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:14:12 No.12980625 >>12980618 wow, how clever. >>12980620 I hope her paws arn't that big, thas nasty

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:14:47 No.12980627 >>12980617 Son of a bitch. >>12980620 I would do all in my power to reassure her how gorgeous she is.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:15:15 No.12980629

>>12980605
>Come home from work one day.
>Wurm waifu coiled up watching TV, obviously hiding something.
>Your desk looks weird.
>Gently interrogate her. She plays dumb at first but eventually uncoils, revealing a debris field that was once the mini-waifu you had guarding your pc.
>She looks at you with tears in her eyes, "It shouldn't break that easy, it's not realistic."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:15:54 No.12980634 >>12980614 Not him, but you realize that if you were to look around a bit that you could find somoene that could make you a high quality anubis plushie? Don't know about the price though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:17:03 No.12980640 >>12980629 > Not making it out of unobtainium to begin with > Not headpatting her and telling her you're not mad but that she does now owe you ice cream Ice cream fixes everything.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:17:05 No.12980641
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>>12980603
>fantasizing about hall woman, animal hybrids with sex and babies on the brain all the time
>includes incest, rape and a shitload or other paraphilias
>not a creep

Do you know where you are?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:17:49 No.12980645

>>12980634
Probably...it hadn't even occured to me to look before really.

I'm busy enough fixated on writing, plotting commissions, and attempting to get that statue (Along with all the other buyfaggotry I do), that non-artwork commissions hadn't actually occurred to me.

Now they have. So now, more shit for me to spend my small amount of funds on.
So thanks for that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:18:23 No.12980647 >>12980619 Would she like shit like Warm Bodies then? Cause if so I'm breaking up with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:18:42 No.12980648 >>12980634 A high quality plushie like that could run you around maybe $300 or so, as an extremely rough ballpark. Apparently, there was one My Little Pony plushie that got sold on Ebay for over $1000.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:18:59 No.12980649 >>12980647 She likes your warm body.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:18:59 No.12980650

>>12980619
>it's halloween
>it's time for the annual ritual
>Zombie Movie Night!
>your zombie gf is right beside you on the couch
>she keeps talking during the movies
>keeps pointing out fallacies in them
>next year you'll just marathon "Tales From the Crypt" instead

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:19:16 No.12980651 >>12980647 >Liking a Twilight-tier story >Where love brings the zombies back to life I think it's safe to assume that she'd be just as offended by that.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:19:33 No.12980652

>>12980634
Been thinking about commissioning one of the old ladies at work to make me a wurm plushy, she does it for like $20 depending on the complexity. Would have to be a really tame, chibi version though, those bitches gossip like you wouldn't believe.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:20:17 No.12980654 >>12980648 >$300 I'd probably still be willing to pay that much if I thought it looked nice enough. >$1000 >MLP Fuuuuuckin' Bronies man.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:20:52 No.12980656 >>12980641 Having festishes and discussing them in public are two different things. One is autistic.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:21:43 No.12980660 >>12980649 That's a horrible pickup line.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:22:47 No.12980662

>>12977940

>"You're far too tense, Darling."
>"Ahaha! Your heartbeat is speeding up! Don't try to hide it! I can feel everything through my tail!"
>"Don't worry, i'm not going to bite you... Hard."
>"We have to get all of you relaxed, after all we have a long night ahead."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:23:09 No.12980665 >>12980656 >One is autistic. So sex coaches and sexual health classes are autistic?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:23:13 No.12980666 >>12980660 She'd eat your meat.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:23:25 No.12980667

>>12980651
>>12980650
>>12980649
>>12980647

>You'll never have a cuddly zombie waifu that gets really scared and teary-eyed by seeing people die, be it in fiction or in real life
>She'll never hug you tightly in fear and shove her face into your chest in fear when it happens
>"Scaaared... nooot agaaain..."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:24:21 No.12980671 >>12980648 >around maybe $300 or so Yeah, that sounds about right for something comparable to a custom fumo.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:25:32 No.12980674 >>12980651 They became alive again? I thought they just got their feelings back? This puts a huge dent on my "all that necrophilia" that came to mind during the end, where R's friend was hitting on a girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:26:15 No.12980675 File: 343 KB, 637x900, 6d7944c20cbc0e61c2ad95e8e210fecb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12980620

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:26:16 No.12980676 >>12980641 >Rosemary Get that tranny out of here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:27:00 No.12980681 >>12980667 Adorable. 10/10 would bully I'll fake my death and spook the fuck out of her

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:28:52 No.12980688 >>12980629 Time to get out the superglue and make lame Six Million Dollar Man references.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:28:54 No.12980689 >>12980665 >>12980603 >discuss your fetishes in public, in normal conversation Those do not qualify as normal conversation.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:28:56 No.12980690 >>12980648 >plushie that got sold on Ebay for over $1000. Dawg, I've been down that rabbit hole and i can confirm that some went well over 1000$, seen some go for $3500, and i even think a suit went for $10000 (not 100% sure)

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:29:51 No.12980692

>>12980681
>She shambles into the den one day only to see you on the floor, eyes closed and covered in blood (ketchup)

>"Noooooooo" she groans, shuffling over as quickly as she can while tears form at the corners of her eyes.

>"Nooooot anoooooon." she cries, falling to the floor and cradling your (not) dead body.

>"I waaaaant anooooon"

You monster.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:29:52 No.12980693 >>12980676 Eh, I didn't know that. Doesn't make that cap any less true though. >>12980681 Why would you dying scare her? I think she'd see it as a plus. "Now husband is truly mine."

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:30:27 No.12980695

>>12980667
>movie night with your zombie waifu
>watching temple of doom
>ritual scene starts
>zombie waifu dives into your chest, wait, is she, crying?!?
>she's trying to cry, but can't, she won't look at you, she's just sobbing quietly
>"not... Again... Please... No more...."
>you turn the movie off and hug your zombie waifu until the next morning

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:32:45 No.12980698 >>12980692 Oh man I wouldn't be able to hold it together. I'd cuddle and kiss her the rest of the day.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:33:27 No.12980701 >>12980693 >Why would you dying scare her Did you not read the post chain that linked to?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:33:42 No.12980702 File: 100 KB, 732x377, 1422736422898.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12980648 >>12980690 >>12980654 I'll delete this soon

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:34:10 No.12980706 >>12980681 You're a bad person.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:34:34 No.12980707 >>12980702 Why

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:35:15 No.12980714

Guys I have a slight problem. I made some flyers to promote a "zombie movie/game night" I invited all my friends but all that's shown up is a bunch of zombie girls and one lich who looks younger than 18 but all the zombies call her 'mom.' Please I need some help they haven't left my house in a week.
and I think the lich turned my garage into her personal lab

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:36:02 No.12980715 >>12980698 >She's pouting grumpily on the couch as you cuddle with you. Angry at what you did. >"Thaaaat waaas meaaaan." She groans as you nuzzle into her neck. "Dooon't waaant to looose anoooon."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:36:22 No.12980716 >>12980714 Creampie the loli Lich and see if more Zombies appear.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:36:36 No.12980717 File: 732 KB, 1756x2072, GC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12980689 Just what is a normal conversation then? I talk to my friends and they me, about any topic with zero shame. Just illustrating the point.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:37:06 No.12980719 >>12980714 You now have an undead harem. It is your duty to turn all of the zombies into wights within the next few years, the lich may help with extra 'mana' production potions but you must test them on her first.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:37:34 No.12980722 >>12980714 Well, you're fucked anon, literally and metaphorically.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:37:53 No.12980726

>>12980692
>>12980698

>>"Nooooot anoooooon." she cries, falling to the floor and cradling your (not) dead body.
>She mourns your death while holding... wait a minute, his body is still warm
>She stops crying and stares at you in confusion, watery-eyed
>Anon tries not to laugh
>Snickers
>Laughs alot
>Zombie girl frowns at him, finally realizing what's going on
>"Aaaaaanooooon... praaaaank... meeeaaaniiieee..."
>Before you can properly apologize, she hugs you tightly
>It was then that you remembered how strong her grip is
>She hugs you so hard you start suffocating
>Shitshitshitshit
>You barely mutter out an apology due to lack of oxygen
>Her frown then turns into a happy smile, as she finally loosens her grip

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:39:26 No.12980729 >>12980716 I want them all to leave! >except for that weird zombie who doesn't talk at all but tries to read my comics every chance she gets

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:39:43 No.12980730 >Hellhound becomes ill >Her flames start turning green

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:40:25 No.12980733 >>12980701 I missed that. My mistake. >>12980715 If that's really the way she talks I'd rather she not talk until wightdom. I'd rather she remain a zombie. If It means she'll be quiet

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:40:26 No.12980734
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>>12980726
Zombie girls are too cute for bullying, anon deserves to die, or at least get dumped. He should find a flat Cyclops to make cry.

>>12980729
>nerd zombie
She better have glasses and braids, anon!

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:40:35 No.12980735

>>12980681

>have a Lich waifu
>fake your death
>expect her to actually show some emotion on finding your "corpse"
>nope.
>"Ah. Finally. Living men are such a burden to deal with."
>what the fuck?
>she drags you to her lab to begin the process of making you undead
>you jump of the table, she shows no emotion other than a monotone "Oh."
>Was that disappointment in her voice?
>"So I'm a burden?" You ask angrily
>"Do you have any idea on the money we'd save if you didn't need food or heating anymore?" She asks
>Fair point really.
>"Your need for sleep means you're unavailable for experimentation for several hours a day"
>eh, reasonable
>"Also, breathing. Your snoring makes it hard to concentrate on my work."
>this is getting a little creepy now really. "So you'd like me more if I just died?"
>Lich just passes you a chunk of some mushroom and attempts a loving smile
>Lich really shouldn't try to smile.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:41:28 No.12980739 >>12980729 You're not a good person either.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:41:52 No.12980742 >>12980734 Hey fuck you. It's all in good fun. She can bully me if she wants when she's a wight

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:42:02 No.12980743 >>12980734 >He should find a flat Cyclops to make cry. Cyclops are for hugging and cuddling, not bullying! If you're gonna hully someone, bully those pesky Alps!

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:42:30 No.12980744

>>12980719
>Lich's Journal: Entry 6262

>Tested prototype fertility potion with anon. Want to bolster our undead childr---- Minions.

>Test was partial success, I am indeed pregnant now.

>Unfortunately I may have made it a bit too strong as I am now pregnant with decaplets.

>May need to dial back next batch.

>As a side note, movement has become difficult, have convinced anon to carry me instead of floating.

>May need to keep this as a personal batch.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:44:02 No.12980748 >>12980734 She has glasses, but they're kinda broken, the left lens keeps falling out. She doesn't have long hair, she's the only one with a bob cut. Oh! She loves my hellboy comics a lot too

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:44:12 No.12980750 >>12980734 Too manly, and I like Cyclops. Looks like a dude to me. >but them hips But that shirt.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:44:31 No.12980751 >>12980735 not my fetish

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:44:38 No.12980752 >>12980716 >Creampie the loli Lich This is best route.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:44:42 No.12980753 File: 777 KB, 3000x4174, Smile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12980735

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:45:02 No.12980754 >>12980750 >Holstaurus Milk It solves every problem anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:45:44 No.12980756 >>12980744 >decaplets I need to go buy some smokes. Yes, smokes...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:46:06 No.12980757 >>12980750 She has obvious breasts, it's just that they're tiny. I actually kinda want to see the uncropped one, I bet the titty monster looks much happier for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:46:53 No.12980759 >>12980735 This does not feel like olev. Liches should be olev.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:47:19 No.12980760 >>12980748 >a bob cut Bobcuts are for elegant ladies anon, not for nerds.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:47:27 No.12980761 >>12980754 Then I wounder if a nice drawfag would be kind enough to, ahem, enhance her. Or plaster some nice boobs on her in paint, I don't care, I just find looking at "her" distressing.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:47:40 No.12980762

>>12980534
>>12980549
Me three, I wanted to see what kind of Wizard shit we'd do. PirateWizardNavyman never
>>12976012
Wasn't it more cause he wanted to take a break from the first one and start a new one to get his user base back after the move? Also because CYOAs were being banned from /a/?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:47:58 No.12980763

>>12980652
Might aswell anon. Though it's asking for gossiping. Even if it's just a simple chibi plushi of a catgirl.

>>12980648
It probably highly depends on the fandom in question. You could probably get a decent price if you did proper research and properly commisioned yourself a costum-made one. Just be sure to avoid anything with the word auction in it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:49:11 No.12980766 >>12980759 It is love. Lich just wants whats best for anon. And being undead would be best for anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:49:28 No.12980767 >>12980757 >obvious breasts You're fucking with me aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:51:45 No.12980772 >>12980766 Lich pls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:51:52 No.12980773 >>12980766 W-Well, I guess I can't argue with that... ...I have always thought it might be...kinda cool, to be undead.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:52:22 No.12980774 >>12980652 >you stutter out a request to make you a chibi wurm plushie >it turns out she's into monstergirls too for some reason >the old woman calls your waifu a shit and asks if you at least want to slap some massive tits on that bitch

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:52:54 No.12980776 >>12980766 What if Anon want's to become a robotic space skeleton?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:53:08 No.12980777 >>12980767 Nope. Look at her armpits and the shadows on her shirt. You can jack down the brighness to make it extra obvious.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:53:43 No.12980778

>>12980756
>Wake up in motel you are hiding in so you can prepare to run.

>Open door to head to care only to find the building surrounded by wife's undead horde.

>"Anon," she calls, two zombies carrying her "It seems you got lost. Have you gotten your "smokes" yet?"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:54:56 No.12980784 >>12980759 Liches are meant to be kuudere no? They do care but just don't show it. She obviously wants anon undead so he can be with her forever.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:55:15 No.12980785 >>12980772 I already made my argument in a previous post. Undeath really is for the best. Even if your "weefoo" is among the living for some idiotic reason. >>12980773 Then it is agreed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:56:16 No.12980789 >>12980778 Now I feel like I need diapers.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:57:05 No.12980793 >>12980789 >One of her zombies holds up two large bags. >"We already got them."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:57:19 No.12980794 >>12980773 But anon, what about eating? and pooping? And the pleasure of sleep?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:57:39 No.12980798 >>12980785 But I want to become a robot, not a corpse......

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:57:49 No.12980799 >>12980784 I think a more kuudere Lich approach would be to just go welp and toss him on the resurrection table.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:58:30 No.12980803 >>12980798 Everything dies in the end. Except for undead. Because they already died.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:58:55 No.12980804 >>12980793 Well you know, we're uh, getting low on baby food?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:58:58 No.12980805 >>12980793 Bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:59:04 No.12980807 >>12980803 Robotic space skeletons don't die.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 15:59:32 No.12980809 >>12980799 She did at first.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:00:00 No.12980813 >>12980804 Stop trying to dodge responsibility anon. Don't be a little bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:00:23 No.12980814 whats the general consensus on femdom here?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:00:34 No.12980816 >>12980807 ...fine. You can be an undead cyborg if you really wish.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:00:56 No.12980819 >>12980804 >"Anon, the babies aren't out yet." >You think you can see her lower lip trembling. >"You aren't running away are you?" >>12980805 She just wants you to take responsibility anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:01:02 No.12980820 >>12980807 Technically they do die unless Reanimation Protocols goes off. They just get teleported home and are ressurrected.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:01:16 No.12980821 >>12980814 Ohboy.jpg I enjoy it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:01:28 No.12980823 >>12980814 It's shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:02:03 No.12980824 >>12980809 No, she went all autistic saying it's optimal that he's dead. Compare with something like: >Well shit. >Oh well, I know how what to do. >Jes gun bring him back to life and maybe watch a movie together after.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:02:19 No.12980828 >>12980814 Generally speaking the majority of the thread population likes it. Some very much do not, however. /mgt/ is a contentious place.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:02:22 No.12980830 >>12980794 Well, just because a thing is no longer necessary, doesn't mean you can still do it, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:02:48 No.12980832 >>12980814 I like both it and, maledom. I want to pour holstaurus milk down a sleeping manticore's tail.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:02:55 No.12980833 >>12980760 Bob cuts are my favorite hair style anon... great now all of them have bob cuts including that lich

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:03:06 No.12980835 >>12980717 This is going to go in circles forever so I'm stopping. I will say I respect that you apparently don't hide your power level at all, but it's not for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:03:42 No.12980838 >>12980819 I don't like being a lab rat. >>12980832 Milkman stop.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:04:14 No.12980841 >>12980833 >including that lich As it should be.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:04:26 No.12980842

>>12980832
>Pour Holsty Milk down a Manticore's Tail
>She wakes up, making a weird sort of gagging noise, writhing about, her tail thrashing.
>When she's recovered, you apologize, going to pet her tail.
>Her tail is now the softest thing you've ever touched.
>You just want to hold and snuggle with her tail all day long now.
>It's so damn soft.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:04:33 No.12980843 >>12980816 YEAH, LASER EYES ARE GO!

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:05:04 No.12980849

>>12980733
>>12980734
>>12980735
>>12980742

>One day, you wake up to find yourself alone in your bed
>Your Zombie waifu is nowhere to be seen
>Well, that's weird, you're the one who usually wakes her up in the mornings
>Oh, look, the window's open
>You get up from your bed and shuffle over to the window
>You rest your hands on the window's apron and glances at the scenery outside
>The Sunlight is warm
>The birds are chirping
>And there's my zombie waifu, lying on the grass in a weird position for no particular reason, almost as if she had just jumped from a window
>Such a beautiful day
>You walk over to the bathroom and start brushing your teeSGFLPSGHPSLSLGLPSHPFG JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK
>You run outside wearing nothing but your boxers, dashing over to her and cradling her lifeless body in your arms
>She's limp on your arms, looking dead as fuck
>You shout her name, shaking her as to wake her up, but she doesn't
>She's doesn't move at all
>You just sit there with her in your arms, wondering what the fuck is going on
>Why did she do this? Was it because of that prank you played on her?
>Did you traumatize her with your bullshit to the point of making her want to leave the world of the living?
>No, she's just fucking with you, she can't be dead, she's a goddamn zombie!
>You bring her back inside and change her clothes
>Tell her to stop trying to be funny, as you're aware that she's just pretending to be dead
>But she doesn't move
>Spend the rest of the day waiting for her to stop her silliness
>You do all of your house chores in her stead since she refuses to stop playing dead
>Walk back into the living room
>She's still sitting there, in the same position you left her hours ago
>You give her a bath and change her clothes
>She's still pretending, thinking she's funny
>Bedtime
>You carefully tuck her in before going to sleep
>Surely she'll get tired of this sooner or later

cont.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:05:29 No.12980850 >>12980833 >>12980841 >Bobcut Lich Good goddamn taste right up in here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:06:11 No.12980853 >>12980843 Please go Kano. Go skin a gator or something.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:06:22 No.12980855

>>12980824

I don't know. I'd say Lich could be pretty autistic outwardly. She's even meant to be purely logical even when cumming her brains out according to the entry. Pretty much just mentally taking notes whilst her husband convulses from a mind blowing orgasm under her. She actually experiencing one that would fry his mind, but there's research on pleasure to do and squealing like...well... him wouldn't do any good now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:07:25 No.12980858 >>12980849 I'm not sure what's going on. But I want to find out.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:08:21 No.12980860 >>12980833 Do you think Zophia will ever ascend to Lichdom?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:08:32 No.12980862 File: 502 KB, 600x659, lilim-hg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12980850 Bobcuts would also look great on Lilims and Anubi.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:08:44 No.12980863 >>12980853 If by gator you mean lizardmen and salamanders then sure

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:09:13 No.12980866 >>12980849 Thinks she can get me like that? Fine then, I'll bring over a human girl to make her jealous and cut that shit out.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:09:58 No.12980872 >>12980841 >>12980850 Guys... Now the lich has taken all my pictures in the house and replaced them with pictures of her and the zombies. I'm not scared, I'm a big boy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:10:12 No.12980874 File: 396 KB, 2400x3840, 1AeU0Or.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12980860 >Lichdom Depends on what Loen intends to do with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:10:29 No.12980875 >>12980863 I hope they perform a fatality on your dick. >>12980838 Never anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:10:42 No.12980877 >>12980862 >Anubi >With bobcuts Anon. Anon. Anon. Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:10:42 No.12980878 >>12980862 I'd prefer my Anubis with glasses and braids. Basically >cute -> g&b >cool -> bobbed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:11:36 No.12980883 >>12980814 I'm just here for reverse rape, not femdom.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:12:29 No.12980886 >>12980814 's alright I prefer tender loving, but femdom is ok so long as it is tender and loving

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:12:30 No.12980887 >>12980875 Jokes on them, I replaced my dick WITH ANOTHER LASER!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:13:40 No.12980889 >>12980842 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:13:58 No.12980891 >>12980887 but then, how do you pee?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:14:32 No.12980892 >>12980887 Anon stop with the lasers.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:15:21 No.12980893 >>12980891 Laser pee

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:16:06 No.12980894 >>12980891 I replace my bladder with a laser as well, I get energy from the sun and terrible puns now so I have no digestive track.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:16:51 No.12980895

>>12980814
>switch master race reporting in
I can do both femdom and maledom but if it's anything slave-ish then count me out. Also anything with watersports, scat, and bloodplay is out of the question.
>I want a hellhound to pulverize my pelvis and then tell me how lucky she is to have someone like me in her life while post-coital cuddles insue.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:17:15 No.12980896
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>You will never grab your Wurm waifu from behind and tickle her
>You will never hold onto her like a cowboy riding a bull for a minute straight while trying to tickle her at the same time

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:17:27 No.12980897

>>12980814
>general consensus
There is no such thing here, and there is no real way to tell which side has more support, just don't start shitstorms by talking about how one side is so much superior to the other or how the one you don't like is the minority.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:17:38 No.12980898 >>12980894 >a life without being able to enjoy the taste of hot wings. I don't want to live whatever hellish existence you call that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:17:43 No.12980899 >>12980814 No bullying, but I'd go along with some physical femdom like sounding as long as she was gentle about it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:18:00 No.12980902 >>12980887 Stop typing in all caps.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:18:42 No.12980903 >>12980892 Can I at least keep my sharks with lasers attached to their heads?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:19:02 No.12980905 >>12980897 Too late. People talking about how great their taste is and that they are the 'master race' has already happened. Prepare for a 300 post shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:20:01 No.12980908 >>12980899 I thought we got rid of you fags. Unless you're urethral ouroborous guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:20:02 No.12980909 >>12980894 You must be pretty happy with all those lasers, hot stuff. I'd expect you to be beaming. I'd be stunned if you weren't, shoot, I'm a little jealous, perhaps even burning with envy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:20:10 No.12980910 >>12980896 >Play bucking bronco with wurm waifu >She bucks >You're launched to the moon Hmm.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:20:42 No.12980911 >>12980898 Well I have lasers so there. I also have a perfectly sculpted ass made from titanium, it is so perfect that gazing into it imparts infinite cosmic wisdom upon you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:21:07 No.12980912 >>12980896 >You will never discover her 'thigh-level' underbelly scales are especially ticklish.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:21:08 No.12980913 >>12980910 Not if you have capped your Grappling stat.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:21:27 No.12980914 >>12980821 >>12980823 >>12980828 >>12980832 >>12980883 >>12980886 >>12980895 >>12980897 >>12980899 >>12980905 >Nice going faggot, you got yourself caught!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:21:53 No.12980916 >>12980860 Probably not since Loen has joined the ranks of the baka. Though like >>12980874 said she would become a wight not a lich since she's a zombie, a very curvacious and sexy zombie. I call dibs when loen accidentally kills himself.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:21:58 No.12980918 File: 557 KB, 1200x1729, girlsform168.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12980814

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:22:16 No.12980921 >>12980911 That's nice but its not going to let me enjoy hotwings now is it?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:22:44 No.12980922 >>12980883 >I'm just here for reverse rape, not femdom. arn't there at least very large overlaps for that?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:22:58 No.12980924

>>12980895
>Not wanting your Hellhound waifu to "Mark you with her scent"
>Not wanting her to bite and claw at your flesh, drawing thin red lines across your flesh
>Not wanting her to tenderly lick up the faint amounts of blood that trickle out.
Pleb.
>GuarenteedReplies.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:23:18 No.12980927 >>12979840 >C'mon succuvirus. I dont have time, nor the money for this shit. Here, I'll bribe you for a break. >Open your encrypted "porn" folder of vivisection/autopsy videos

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:23:38 No.12980928 >>12980914 I didn't understand this post.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:23:54 No.12980931 >>12980918 >futa Nmnmnnnnmnnnnnn....

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:24:26 No.12980933 >>12980931 Just a strap-on anon. Just a strap-on.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:24:28 No.12980934 >>12980916 >joined the ranks of the baka Oh please, I nearly managed to slice my pinky toe off by stepping on a food compactor blade that was laying near my kitchens trashcan.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:24:28 No.12980935 >>12980922 Getting raped by an MG as an icebreaker is one thing, but I wouldn't become passive.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:24:32 No.12980936 >>12980921 Boy, I will fry your hotwings with my fucking lasers in a second. I didn't give up my meatbaggery to be insulted.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:24:41 No.12980937 >>12980903 Only if you behave.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:25:08 No.12980939 >>12980924 That's cool for you to like anon, I've got enough scars as is, especially on my torso

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:25:17 No.12980940 >>12980918 I was with you with the whole 'its your fetish, who cares' thing until >>12980931 Now you're a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:25:27 No.12980941 >>12980916 >Implying Loen would not just revive as an Undead >Implying he would not go off to live like a King in an Undead Kingdom >Implying all the sexy zombies don't want him.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:25:33 No.12980942

>>12980849
>>12980866

>Days go by, with you repeating the same routine over and over
>She's still pretending to be dead for real
>God dammit, this is getting tiring
>As time drags, you start getting worried
>She's never been this lifeless for so long, it's unnatural
>Decide to take her to a Lich doctor just to be sure
>Zombies can't die just from fall damage, right?
>Arrive at the Lich's office with your waifu's body in your arms
>Tell her that you believe she tried to play a prank on you a week ago, and that she hasn't shown signs of life, or un-life, ever since
>You tell her you think she's still pretending, but you've never seen her do this kinda stuff, as she isn't really a prankster
>The Lich agrees, places your waifu's body on her exam table for experimenta-- Examination
>She calmly asks you to wait for results at the reception so she can concentrate
>After grabbing a can of soda from a nearby dispenser, you spend the following minutes at the reception room, waiting for answers
>Why is she so hellbent on playing a prank on you?
>Why is the Lich taking so long to come back?
>Did your prank made her THAT mad?
>Why does this orange soda taste like lem-- Oh, god dammit
>Your waifu can't be dead for real, right?
>Nah, that's impossible, that can't be the case
>After a few minutes, the Lich comes out of her office with your diagnostic in hands
>You take another sip from your can of soda as the Lich tell you that your waifu's completely fi--
>"Yeah, your waifu is dead for real."
>Oh, hey, this Lemon-Lime soda isn't actually that baPFFFFFLHRGHLGRHGLGHLHRHGRHL

cont.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:25:38 No.12980943 >>12980931 >>12980918 >>12980933 Out.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:25:42 No.12980944 >>12980933 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:26:21 No.12980945 >>12980936 >Fry >Hotwings Clearly your cosmic wisdom didn't make you smarter. You just took half the work out of making hotwings

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:26:40 No.12980947

>>12980924
But that's pretty fine. As long as she's not taking out huge gouges of skin, making you bleed pints, then I'm down for some light scratching.

That a significant percentage of my skin is scar tissue might factor into me not minding that sort of thing, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:26:55 No.12980949 >>12980918 >If you like this, you're a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:27:09 No.12980951 >>12980942 >Dead for real How the fuck even?! Go on!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:27:31 No.12980952 >>12980943 what, are people who don't like futa not allowed here anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:27:43 No.12980953 >>12980934 >food compactor A what? Is that a regional name for something common that I call by a different name? Or is it for people who want to get fat but don't enjoy eating?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:28:07 No.12980955 >>12980933 Peggingfags pls go. This reminds me of Heroman's comic, guess he was right.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:28:10 No.12980956 >>12979966 >not even accounting for when God smites all the demons into oblivion Only one being has true immortality.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:28:18 No.12980957 >>12980934 Then you are among those ranks. >>12980941 Screw you I just want a healthy curvacious monster girl to cuddlefuck and marry, is that so much to ask?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:28:33 No.12980960 >>12980918 what is this even from

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:29:22 No.12980962 File: 591 KB, 612x1740, girlsform163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12980931 >>12980940 >Implying implications. Not that stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:29:24 No.12980963 >>12980945 Well shit, enjoy them then mate, I'm going to go make alps dance by shooting lasers at them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:29:59 No.12980965 >>12980962 Leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:30:09 No.12980966 >>12980955 Peggingfags are the worst. Even worse than alps

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:30:17 No.12980967 >>12980962 Get out.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:30:28 No.12980968 >>12980963 God speed anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:30:48 No.12980969 >>12980939 >>12980947 Well. Not what I was expecting. But OK then. How'd you anons get so cut-up?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:30:48 No.12980970 >>12980962 This is the chick that get jelly and bitter when he sees him with other girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:30:54 No.12980971 >>12980962 There is only one tiny difference between that and straight up futa, so yes you are that fucking stupid you faggot. >>12980966 Seriously, at least alps admit they're gay.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:31:08 No.12980973 >>12980927 >she's replaced herself as the autopsee in every video

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:31:42 No.12980974 >>12980962 I have a live and let live policy towards most fetishes I'm not into but pegging isn't one of them. Probably because I have hemorrhoids.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:31:50 No.12980975 >>12977640 aww, she can't even find a man so she has to dom herself

>>	Its Fucking Charon Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:31:54 No.12980976 >>12980936 Lasering his hotwings? Listen gear, don't mech that mistake. Being a machine, you should steel yourself against petty emotions. I wouldn't have too many lasers though: They'll make your bot look big.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:32:15 No.12980977 >>12980957 I'm sure you'll find one another way anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:32:47 No.12980978 >>12980976 Stop, you're not funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:32:53 No.12980979 >>12980960 Girls forM Sakura will generally find them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:33:48 No.12980984 >>12980960 Fuck off and don't come back.

>>	PantyQuest Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:33:58 No.12980985 File: 497 KB, 686x1200, 1234565784234324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please nerf Chimera, seriously. Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/EEaGEHZ7 New page: http://pastebin.com/bCYt61vH

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:34:00 No.12980986

>>12980963
Introducing the new villain of MGC!
>totally not Kano
>he shoots lasers at people
>and on the walls to distract feline MGs
>he's the number 1 bad guy since he humiliated the Cheshire police chief
>oh he also can make some bomb ass fried chicken

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:34:29 No.12980987

>>12980963
>Dude get's made into an advanced killer cyborg
>Costs ridiculous amounts of money
>Monster girls ignore him because he has no dicknow
>He doesn't care that he will now spend his life alone
>He can now bully Alps more efficiently and in even crueller ways

Living the dream.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:34:50 No.12980988 >>12980985 I love these

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:35:25 No.12980989 >>12980969 >how'd I get cut up? Surgery and a car accident when I was 8

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:35:54 No.12980990 >>12980985 So, if you marry her does the tail give you head? Does it try to kiss you when you do her from behind?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:35:57 No.12980991
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>>12980986
There's only one way to deal with Werecats:

>Monstergirl City
>You've Come home from work
>You've been Hoping this time no Bimbo Mothgirls or 'Hooing' Owlgirls have broken into your home
>This time there are Catgirls.
>Stray Catgirls and they look pretty rough.
>Looks like they've made themselves at home, your couch, curtains and carpet have been shredded.
>They're passing around a bong which appears to be stuffed with Catnip.
>You're starting to get sick of this shit happening.
>"Hey bitches, looks like our butler's here." A Catgirl wearing ripped jean shorts and a spiked collar says.
>No shirt though. That's pretty obvious.
>"Why don't you go make us something to eat? Maybe then we'll go easy the first time we tie you to the bed and fuck you."
>Well, time to deal with these faggot cats.
>Without saying anything, you turn and go to the kitchen, while they give out a joined mocking laughter.
>You grab a spray bottle from under the kitchen sink.
>You fill it up with a good amount of water and return to the living room they're lounging in.
>"Hey bitch boy, where's our fo- HEY!"
>You start spraying them with water
>"STOP THAT, OH MY GOD I'M SOAKED."
>You keep spraying them and they start making for the door.
>"YOU FUCKING BASTARD, CUT THAT SHIT OUT!"
>You walk behind them, spraying them with the ice cold water.
>They run outside, spluttering and stumbling all over the place.
>You slam the door shut
>You return to the lounge. This is going to take all evening to clean up.

Such is life in Monstergirl City

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:36:03 No.12980992 >>12980985 This is spectacular.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:36:40 No.12980995 >>12980985 Today is a good day.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:36:43 No.12980996 >>12977151 This was really heartwarming.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:37:18 No.12980997 >>12980990 Snake blowjob from behind.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:37:36 No.12980999

>>12980969
Me? Eczema up the wazoo. Most of the skin along my right hip and leg has lost pigment from the scratching I did when I was a wee babby.
But I think it looks pretty cool, and I'm pretty certain the condition stopped me from ever having acne in my life, so hey.

Just to keep me from getting too blogshitty, though, would you a normally brown monstergirl who's born with albinoism?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:38:03 No.12981002 >>12980991 >You keep spraying them and they start making for the door Somehow I read that as >You keep spraying them and they start making out on the floor At first. Think something might be off in my head.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:40:35 No.12981009 >>12981002 You haven't fapped enough today.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 16:49:09 No.12981025 >>12980986 >>12980987 Cyberanon's reign of terror story when?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:01:36 No.12981053

>>12980942
>>12980951

>After taking a moment to recompose yourself, you glance back at the Lich
>You then request her detailed information on how the fuck even
>"As I was saying..." She says, lowering her clipboard, which she had just used to defend herself from the sudden full-auto Lemon-Lime machine gun assault
>She did a pretty good job, actually, she's still sparkling clean
>Wiping dust off her white coat, the Lich looks down at her clipboard and begins to give you the details
>"The results gathered from the experimenta-- I mean, examination of the patient reveal that there are absolutely no signs of demonic energy in her body."
>Oh God
>"As you may know, zombies require both spirit energy /and/ demonic energy to live."
>Oh man
>"And of course, The Dick and lack thereof is often the cause of an undead's... death... for real."
>Oh God
>"However, her spirit energy levels seem acceptable, decent even. This leads me to believe that lack of spirit energy being the cause of death is highly unlikely, still..."
>OH MAN ...oh well, at least the dicking doses seem to be up to date
>"There is... another possible cause..."
>OH GOD
>"Sir, would you please stop screaming "Oh God, oh man" over and over? We've already had alot of trouble getting rid of an old man with mental illnesses trying to convert people to a religion that worships the color blue last week and our staff is still recovering from the incident."
>Oh
>You apologize, ceasing to switch between religion and atheism and motion for the Lich to continue her diagnostic

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:04:39 No.12981054

>>12981025
What about his origin story?
>be a young boy in MGK (not the actual MGK)
>one day brings his older brothers laser pointer
>the nekomata teacher and other feline MGs go apeshit over the dot on the wall
>a few werewolf girls bark at it
>start moving the laser, they start chasing it around
>knocking over desks and bookshelves
>the kid just looks around at all the destruction he caused
>and cackles

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:05:38 No.12981056 >>12981053 >2014+1 >Not worshipping and painting the town Blue Enjoy never being happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:06:50 No.12981059 >>12981053 >an old man with mental illnesses trying to convert people to a religion that worships the color blue I wish to know more.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:07:50 No.12981062 >>12981059 is that a Mother reference?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:09:38 No.12981065 >>12981053 That lich is suppressing freedom of speech! That man didn't want to paint the town blue. He wanted all MGs to become blue in skin color because we all know that blueberry is the best flavor of all time OF ALL TIME!

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:11:23 No.12981071

>>12981054
>As he grows older he begins to realise how inefficient his laser output is
>A Lich and Dwarf agree to help him become the ultimate anti-feline machine
>He awakens and looks down at his now mechanical limbs
>Each finger has three laser pointers built in
>There are more in his arms
>He can increase the power to be able to cook things if he wishes
>His new life is started with a quiet and sinister chuckling as he walks out the laboratory
>Just down the road is the catnip store, it's having a sale
>the line goes down the street, the Cheshire police chief is there with her daughters and mother

Let the good times commence

>The lich keeps his dick, for experiments

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:12:14 No.12981072 >>12981053 Sir I love what you're doing. But for the love of deruella, speed it up man!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:12:19 No.12981073 >>12981062 If it's not, then Anon is simply crazy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:14:19 No.12981076 >>12981071 his dick becomes sentient because of the lich, the lich and his penis are married shortly after

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:16:14 No.12981081

>>12981053
>an old man with mental illnesses trying to convert people to a religion that worships the color blue
Are you talking about that argument we had over symbolism?
And if so, are you siding with the idiot who thought that symbolism doesn't exist because he wasn't religious?
If so, you're an idiot

If not, you're cool, carry on.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:16:26 No.12981083 >>12981076 They plot to take over the city, in a bizzare twist Lazoor must become a force of good and use his powers to lead a horde of feline MGs into their base and flooding it in fluffyness

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:19:43 No.12981090
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>>12980877
>>12980878
>No ponytail anubis

For what reason? Are you seriously telling me that you wouldn't let yourself be ordered to sit beside the anubis as she brushes her hair over her shoulder? Would you not delight in slowly running your fingers through that silky hair, collecting each and every strand of it in your hands, gently brushing around her ears, watching them flicker and twitch as you part her hair around them?
Are you the sort of people who wouldn't enjoy watching her blush as you take her girlish pink scrunchie, utterly at odds with the rest of her regal bearing, and slip it over that heavenly hair?
Have I seriously fallen in with men who wouldn't become enraptured, watching her dance before you, the very picture of grace and elegance, with her tail and ponytail twirling to cover her otherwise nude body as she spins and twirls?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:20:44 No.12981092 >>12981090 I like short hair though...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:20:46 No.12981093 >>12981071 Was it cut off or are we talking portals?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:21:56 No.12981096 >>12981090 >Girls with high ponytails High ponytails, high fashion.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:22:58 No.12981100 >>12981093 Lich magic, and Dwarven science

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:23:23 No.12981101 >>12981092 Woolie, please. I suppose short hair is fine too. But nothing speaks feminine grace like long, fluid hair as the backdrop to a sublime monstergirl's body.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:23:57 No.12981103 >>12981090 You know what's really hot about ponytails? When a girl with no sleeves (Or nothing at all) raises her hands over her head to tie her ponytail. That pose is fucking hot.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:24:44 No.12981104 >>12981101 >Spoiler I will not argue this. I may like short hair. But what you said? What you said makes a hell of a lot of sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:26:26 No.12981106 ...does anybody here unto Moonspeak? KC is tweeting about ISIS for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:27:26 No.12981109 >>12981071 You mean for safekeeping. He has to get bored at some point after all. And the lich is still looking for a husband

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:27:30 No.12981111 >>12981106 >for some reason Turn on any news channel, they're saying the kebabs killed the other hostage.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:27:56 No.12981112 >>12981106 He wants to make a terrorist monstergirl. Rape all who insult Deruella!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:28:04 No.12981113 >>12981083 the penis and lichs marriage crumbles shortly after when it's found out he fathered a few litters of werecat daughterus

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:28:16 No.12981114 >>12981106 Wait, what? I know there are already animified ISIS drawings on Danbooru

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:29:16 No.12981118 >>12981106 MAMONO IS GOOD MAMONO IS MERCIFUL PRAISE BE TO MAMONO BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT MAMONO

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:29:56 No.12981121 >>12981106 He's talking about the Japanese guy who was killed by ISIL today >because, you know, he's Japanese too

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:30:11 No.12981124 >>12981106 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-31075769

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:30:23 No.12981125 >>12981118 >behead >not rape

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:30:55 No.12981126 File: 204 KB, 1500x1200, 1422281863967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981106 >>12981114 Ｓａｎｄ－Ｋｏｒｅａｎｉｎｊａｍｏｎｓｔｅｒｇｉｒｌｓｏｏｎ．

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:30:57 No.12981127 File: 358 KB, 1100x2000, 1408821457275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981103 You mean like...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:31:34 No.12981128 >>12981118 >GIVE HEAD TO THOSE WHO INSULT MAMONO There, fixed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:32:47 No.12981131 >>12981126 They really will make anything cute, won't they?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:33:30 No.12981132 >>12981126 Someone send it to ISIS, let them know that Japan has made them into the little girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:33:43 No.12981133 >>12981131 Yeah, and now those two are dead.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:33:56 No.12981134 >>12981127 Welp, I found a new favorite pose.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:34:23 No.12981135 >>12981132 ISIS already knows IIRC.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:35:08 No.12981138 >>12981135 Really, how did they take it?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:35:14 No.12981139 >>12981126 I want nothing more than to see her head peeled away from a snipers bullet

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:35:22 No.12981140 File: 961 KB, 500x281, Not bad.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981127 >Blushing >Ribbon in mouth So this is the power of ponytails?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:36:26 No.12981143 >>12981138 I don't really know, as that'd require a gander through /pol/'d archives.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:36:43 No.12981146 >>12981138 Well seeing as they beheaded two Japanese people. Not so well.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:37:49 No.12981148 >>12981140 Not bad.....

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:38:22 No.12981150

>>12981053
>>12981056
>>12981059

>"The other possible cause of death is... Demonic Energy drainage through an emotional level."
>Emotional... level?
>"Everyone knows what keeps a zombie alive, what many don't know is what can kill one... aside from the needlesly violent methods taught by videogames, that is."
>You continue listen to the undead woman with utmost attention as she explains the situation
>"You seem impatient, I'll get straight to the point."
>Staring straight into her eyes with a stern expression, you waited for the big answer that was about to come
>"Aside from lack of spirit energy, zombies can also cease to liive due to emotional trauma, and despite being undead, they still retain their feelings..."
>The pieces of the puzzle begin to come together, as you lean forward in impatience, slowly realizing what's exactly going on
>"Such emotional trauma can be cause by rejecting her, lying to her, insulting her, declating your hate for her, netorare, handholding denial..."
>Well, what the fuck? You never did any of those things to he--
>"...And pretending to be dead in her presence."
>...Oh.
>"Contrary to popular belief, zombies are as emotionally delicate as any other girl... except human girls. They're heartless. Trust, me, I checked."

cont.

>>12981062
>>12981073
>>12981081

Age of Empires references.

>>12981072

Sorry, I'm a slow writer.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:44:19 No.12981162 >>12981150 >They're heartless. Trust, me, I checked She's still stuck up because her boyfriend left her when she died.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:44:42 No.12981163 >>12979371 >If I recall, he writes the profiles from the perspective of being like, 100-ish years since the Succubi-Takeover. Closer to millennia, but you're never going to get an exact number out of KC.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 17:59:01 No.12981183

>>12981150
>Age of Empires reference.
I see it now, but it would probably have been more clear if you would have refered to wearing blue.
I now have the AOE priest sound stuck in my head though, thanks.

Wololo

Also my hope for a happy ending is dying with the minute

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:01:28 No.12981187 >>12981183 >Implying he isn't going to lay on her chest crying an appology. >As he does this he won't see her lips move, a small smile on her face. >Foooooooled youuuuuuuu

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:02:12 No.12981188 >>12981187 Hoping for that yes. One long elaborate play.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:02:51 No.12981190 >>12981150 >she can't be dead for real >can she? >anon you're breaking my heart

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:06:36 No.12981197

>>12981188
>Anon asks to get one last moment with his zombie waifu
>Lich does so
>Anon cries on her chest and begs her to forgive him, saying he misses her so much and is filled with nothing but regret
>Finally walks out after minutes of crying
>Another few minutes pass and Zombie figures it's time to end the prank
>As she gets up she hears a gunshot outside the room
>She finally gets to the scene and sees Anon an heroed himself
>Begs Lich Doctor to bring her boyfriend back
>Lich tells her she could but Anon would come back as a female zombie since Monster Boys can't exist due to Mamono Magic

What do?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:08:31 No.12981205 >>12981197 They do it and become best friends forever. Years later some other lucky guy gets the two of them as a pair.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:09:10 No.12981208 >>12981197 you're gonna need a voodoo witchdocter for that one anon >you'll be a zombie, but you won't be female >but you'll have to consume flesh to keep going

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:09:49 No.12981210 >>12981205 Can't I just have a Yuri End?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:10:14 No.12981211 >>12981210 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:10:53 No.12981212 >>12981197 >Implying he wouldn't come back as Stubbs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om-lrndZW0M

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:11:22 No.12981213 >>12981197 Stuff his face full of Undead 'Shrooms.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:12:31 No.12981216 >>12981197 >What are Lamentation Mushrooms.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:14:52 No.12981222 >>12981213 >>12981216 Though I think you do have to be, as The Princess Bride teaches us, "Only mostly dead", for those to work. I think a bullet to the head might be beyond hope. Still worth trying to stuff 'em down his gullet.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:16:31 No.12981226

>>12981213
>>12981216
>>12981222
Those only work if they're eaten before death. Dudes already dead here.

>>12981208
Then a Lilim will pass by one day, see a Zombie Male, and figure it's an error and fix that for said Anon giving him breasts, and saying "No need to thank me!" as she flies away.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:18:42 No.12981231 File: 425 KB, 651x1200, troll-mge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you forgotten about her?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:19:51 No.12981235 >>12981150 >then anon realized that if a corpse was left alone for several days, it would start to rot >since his waifu wasn't decomposing, she was still undead (instead of actually dead) case closed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:21:19 No.12981236 >>12981231 Nope. She's just a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:21:23 No.12981237 >>12981231 I want to slap those big tracks of land

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:21:43 No.12981238 >>12981231 She probably sings to birds like a Disney princess. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQZ6zzLpoNQ

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:22:05 No.12981239 >>12981197 Fucking gay

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:22:12 No.12981240 >>12981231 Troll is a best Mom

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:22:27 No.12981242 >>12981231 no, I never forget about the greatest mother of all time >you will never have your cherry popped by your troll mom after a game of 'cards against humanity' goes terribly wrong (right?)

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:25:43 No.12981251 File: 20 KB, 200x239, 1380108191802.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981240 >>12981242

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:28:04 No.12981257 >>12981240 I still and always will believe Holstaurs make the best moms but its a close contest and I'd be more than happy to make either, or both, of them a mother.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:29:37 No.12981260 File: 755 KB, 5000x4000, luNJpyi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can monstergirls serve the order of the paladins too?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:29:47 No.12981261 >>12981257 >Having a Troll mom and Holst godmother Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:29:51 No.12981262 >>12981257 >holstaurus >a better mom than echidna I know you've got cowlust but you should remember that other monsters exist. Don't forget about Kitsune, who are mythologically excellent mothers and wives

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:29:57 No.12981263 can you guys imagine haveing to give a multi tailed kitsune a bath? all that fluff all weighted down by water

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:30:25 No.12981266 People really like apophis don't they?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:30:50 No.12981269 >>12981260 Valkyries, angels, and some others do. Basically the pure girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:30:51 No.12981270 >>12981263 Speaking of that, anyone got the .less pic of the thick Kitsune in glasses in a gangbang?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:30:56 No.12981271 >>12981263 She'd smell like wet dog too. Eugh.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:31:07 No.12981274 File: 727 KB, 1636x1157, 1395530118772.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981240 >>12981257 Time for Monster Moms. http://pastebin.com/NsbDx5BR

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:31:49 No.12981275 >>12981163 All we really know is that some human mages are still alive from the previous era. They're the crotchety nay-sayers in the Elementalist Association. But maybe elemental magic makes you live a million years. Who the fuck knows.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:31:52 No.12981276 >>12981270 >Wanting a picture with cat dick No

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:32:54 No.12981281 >>12981275 Can you imagine how much it must suck for some of the older monsters, like Vampires? >dude up until one day >turn into a smoking hot chick >can't stop thinking about cock >why.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:33:22 No.12981283 >>12981274 Is this the Monster Motheru Encyclopedia or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:33:58 No.12981284 File: 772 KB, 1200x1500, j3gN4az.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981260 huh.. that's why this was so familiar

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:34:30 No.12981286 >>12981260 Yes, any girl who swears off fucking (or who has married one, UNT PRECISELY ONE) husbando for life. Since MG's cannot birth men, it is obligatory for an MG to adopt a human son or daughter when they have kids.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:35:04 No.12981289 >>12981284 >Tfw your mg waifu can never give you good footjob

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:36:17 No.12981292

>>12981281
I think I recall a greentext written from the perspective of such.

Oh no wait, I'm thinking of the one with a Lich, who awakens from a long slumber, to find "He" has become a rather nubile, fleshy girl.

She then proceeds to call up several old undead noble contacts, including a (Previously Male) Vampire who has long since adjusted, married, and had kids.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:36:19 No.12981293 >>12981271 isnt there a pic of ran with wet tails?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:37:17 No.12981297 >>12981289 Lamia tail-tip-coiljobs are good too, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:38:02 No.12981300 >>12981283 Just a compilation of all the 'Which mother do you choose to adopt you' questions from previous threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:38:13 No.12981301 >>12981292 Man, that's just fucked. I'm not sure I can get behind that, I've got a hard enough time with alps as-is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:38:18 No.12981302 >>12981293 There's a few

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:38:20 No.12981303 >>12981292 You mean this? http://pastebin.com/zzLN2S7A

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:39:29 No.12981307 >>12981303 >http://pastebin.com/zzLN2S7A That makes me uncomfortable. Who's ready for some Auntie Flufftail greentext?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:39:34 No.12981308 >>12981270 it's on his imgur

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:41:42 No.12981317 >>12981303 Yup, that's the one. That was a fun day.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:43:11 No.12981320

>>12981281
>>12981292

There was a good story from awhile back that was about a lich that holed himself up in his tower and super reinforced it to stay a dude when the new Demon Lord took power.

Some treasure hunter breaks in there thinking the place is abandoned and the lich spares his life and makes the guy his assistent.

They explore the mysteries of magic together for years and the assistant becomes the lich's eyes and ears and link to the outside world for news and supplies and books and such.

Then one day while the assistant is out, a lilum breaks in and transmorgifies the lich into a girl. To his horror, the living guy returns to find his old friend has abandoned all his centuries of research and now only cares about sex magic and dickings. The story ends right with the lich shoving him down to rape him.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:43:48 No.12981322 File: 377 KB, 704x1090, fluffy cheongsam.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981307 >Auntie Flufftail I actually had that on my mind when moms were brought up. Yes, I am ready.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:44:09 No.12981325 >>12981320 Fuck Lilim. They are worst girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:44:24 No.12981326 >>12981317 That it was. I remember some other guy writing as well that day.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:45:07 No.12981331 >>12981320 >ends right with the lich shoving him down to rape him. why does every interesting story have to have a shit ending

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:45:21 No.12981332 >>12981320 >>12981325 Truly awful. Why can't Monster-Bros simply be?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:46:44 No.12981336

>>12981150
>>12981183
>>12981162
>>12981190

>You begin to feel more and more worried by the second, as your petrified gaze locked into the Lich's eyes as she speaks
>"When emotionally traumatized, zombie girls fall into an endless pit of memories, ceasing communication and interaction with their boyfriends or husbands altogether. Playing pranks where you pretend you're dead makes them remember the momemt of their death, something not every undead wants to remember."
>The fact that you did not know this particular detail of all things about your waifu makes you feel ashamed and angry at yourself, how could you be so careless?
>"To a zombie, losing the love of their life before their time would be considered a fate worse than death itself, as they're beyond it. Zombies don't want to spent the rest of their immortal lives without their beloved husbands, nor do they want to acquire spirit energy from anyone else once they've fallen in love. So, yeah, devotion is kind of a big deal to them."
>Stunned, you just stand there, staring at the Lich in complete silence
>"...Sir? You didn't actually... do such a thing... did you?"
>Your sorrowful expression alone was enough to answer her question
>"...I see..."
>Having fallen into deep sadness, you hang your head in shame and disbelief
>This... this couldn't be happening...
>"...Would you like to... go see her, sir?"
>Without saying a word, you nod your head in agreement, following the Lich as she leads you to your zombie waifu

cont.

>>12981235

I thought their bodies only decomposed due to the lack of spirit energy?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:47:25 No.12981337 >>12981332 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:48:10 No.12981338 >>12981332 Shut up.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:48:13 No.12981339 >>12981337 There is literally nothing wrong with Monster Boys.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:48:58 No.12981342 >>12981336 >Dying, again, from loneliness Zombies are like rabbits then? ...I know this may kind of come off as mood whiplash, but Zombie in a Bunny Suit when?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:49:40 No.12981345 >>12981339 *as long as they stay on /y/ like good faggots

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:49:48 No.12981346 >>12981339 Bait hader.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:50:28 No.12981353

>>12981337
>>12981338
Oh, you guys were lamenting the fact that she suddenly became overly devoted to dick and lewds, because Lilim, instead of say, trying to remain who "He" was, even while combating growing feelings for her assistant? Rather than simply him becoming a girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:51:07 No.12981354 File: 267 KB, 700x1274, 1408993722833.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981342 We have Charon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:53:00 No.12981358 >>12981354 I want to love and cuddle Charon!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:53:39 No.12981359 >>12981353 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:53:50 No.12981360 >>12981354 I guess it counts. Would prefer fishnet stockings though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:55:12 No.12981362 >>12981320 Once again proving that the Demon Lord and her Daughters are the worst things in existence and are nothing but dumb bimbo sluts forcing their way of life onto people that are happy with how they are.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:55:12 No.12981363 File: 569 KB, 1100x1200, 651423645326 (10).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't bully Sea Bishop!

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:55:32 No.12981364

You are at a strip club that has MGs
Suddenly coming onto the stage is a Kikimora.
She is wearing very short dress and a very loose top.
She starts to clean the stage in front of you and constantly reveals that she has no underwear.
showing you her honeypot and breasts the entire way through.
She even takes the time to clean around you from the stage itself , also revealing her self to you.

Boner or no?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:56:06 No.12981366 >>12981363 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:56:46 No.12981368 >>12981363 >Giantess >>>/d/

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:57:36 No.12981371 >>12981364 Meh, I have a laser gun for a dick now so I wonder why I'm there, then I use my lasers to bully the sphinx stripper by making her jump the Kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:57:52 No.12981372 >>12981364 Much boner.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:58:23 No.12981376

>>12981336
>I thought their bodies only decomposed due to the lack of spirit energy?
If she was actually dead she would just be a corpse. I was under the impression that any preservative magic would cease if the girl stopped being undead.
Am I missing/misinterpreting something here?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:58:31 No.12981378 >>12981362 >dumb bimbo sluts No.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:58:50 No.12981379 >>12981364 Pretty nice.

Gauf Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:59:02 No.12981380

>>12981322
Alrighty then.
Some Kumiho/shota /ss/ coming right up
>your name is Yuuna Nakano
>and here you are, standing in a police station while the woman behind the counter goes through papers
>you've been summoned here (via snail mail) to pick up a young boy
>your sister's son
>adoptive? you're not sure
>you're all thats left for 'anon' now
>parents killed in the car crash
>your other sister died with them as well
>anon miraculously escaped with no injuries
>the lizardwoman officer glances nervously to you and your splayed nine tails
>she and all the other officers in the room
>it's true that being ancient and powerful has its advantages but everyone expcts an assassination attempt to come in on anyone with more than seven
>not that would ever be a problem for you
>you killed off your rivals long ago
>"State ID and birth certificate please?"
>you hand over your driver's license and she waits expectantly for your birth certificate
>"I don't have one."
>"You don't -- what? How can you-"
>"I was born before this country existed, girl. Show me to my nephew."
>perhaps a bit harsh of tone there but this woman is grating on your nerves
>cowed, she stands up and leads you back into the back rooms
>inside the one she leads you through is a troll officer, rocking a small quietly wailing child
>the troll looks startled at you and your tails, then at the lizardwoman, and then back to you
>"This is Ms. Nakano, Anon's new legal guardian."
>you hold your hands out carefully for the small bundle
>the troll reluctantly gives anon to you and you hold him gently
>he stops crying after moments of your rocking and stares at you, eyes wide.
>"Quiet, dear. Auntie's got you now. Everything is going to be fine..."
>you strap anon into the baby seat in the passenger seat of your car
>the ride home is uneventful, the bumps of the road and humming of the car keeping him asleep
>fuck, you have no idea how to be a mother
>you're his aunt, you never expected to have children
cont.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:59:10 No.12981381 >>12981364 No, strippers are disgusting people that have more std's than a Manticores tailpussy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 18:59:39 No.12981383 >>12981372 >Much [X] Go away.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:00:37 No.12981384 >>12981383 so shitpost very mad such upset

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:00:54 No.12981386 >>12981380 I can recognize your typing style, so you don't require a name.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:01:21 No.12981387 >>12981380 >Kumiho >Shota >/ss/ Great, a shitty monster and two of the most generic things for a story with monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:01:27 No.12981388 >>12981386 Oh god he's back.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:02:13 No.12981390 >>12981364 Probably, no I'm there for exotic dancing, not teaserama cleaning. But I wouldn't look away

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:03:02 No.12981393 >>12981261 My kids will be lucky alright. >>12981262 Can we at least agree that there are several fantastic motherly species and that it really just boils down to opinion and sexual preference?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:03:31 No.12981396 >>12981354 "So Charon, how do you like your new work uniform?" >"You must be hopping mad..."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:04:17 No.12981400 >>12981289 I know that feel.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:05:00 No.12981402 >>12981364 No thanks. I'd rather fuck that guy with the laser dick. Shits erotic.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:05:40 No.12981404 File: 460 KB, 850x650, Paint me like one of those slutty manticores.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981380 Oh hey, I woke up in time for this.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:05:56 No.12981405 >>12981402 Alp pls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:06:53 No.12981407 >>12981380 So far so generic. You're good normally but you seem to be pushing yourself too hard lately.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:07:36 No.12981410 >>12981380 >>12981404 Opposite for me. Time to hit the hay. Being a European in a MGT is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:08:50 No.12981418 >>12981405 What? You don't want to fuck the laser dick guy? Its like a once in a lifetime deal. I bet you wouldn't even let him shit on you. What are you, gay?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:10:11 No.12981423 >>12981380 >monster girl /ss/ Gee what an amazing new idea you've created. Nothing against you personally and I might actually like your other stuff if I ever read it but its just so overused.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:10:34 No.12981426 >>12981380 >/ss/ What is it with you people and little boys? Is there something you wanna tell me?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:13:01 No.12981431

>>12981380
>you're a monster, and not the normal kind
>you sneak glances at your new ward every once in a while
>he does kind of remind you of your sister a bit
>but there's a little of something else in there
>you arrive home and bundle Anon into the house
>setting him down in the baby chair you rummage through your extensive posessions for some sort of bed while he gurgles happily
>what the fuck are you doing
>you eventually retrieve a crib from your basement
>old and dusty
>if you had to guess this was when you put up your eldest sister's daughter back in the 1800s
>you're surprised it's still together
>dust it off, haul it upstairs, entertain anon with some foxfire lights above him while you get everything set and try to make some baby food out of what you have
>anon turns out to be a huge pain to feed
>rejecting your food even as he giggles and plays with your tails
>food gets everywhere
>getting this out of the carpet and your hair will be a pain but in the end he's fed
>you sing the lullabies you remember your mother singing to send him off to the land of the dreamers
>he's cute when he's sleeping
>but how can you possibly do this? you can't run on instinct forever...
>time passes
>turns out you actually can run on instinct forever
>coupled with some advice from your neighbors, anon has survived his infancy under your 'expert' care
>he grows up far faster than you expect him to, sprouting up into a young boy in what feels like a scant few weeks to you
>it's been too long since you've had any male presence in your house but he's still young enough to not trigger your instincts
>yet

>>12981386
Fair enough, though I've seen it done before.
That's kind of creepy, dude

>>12981387
It was requested. I do requests.

>>12981404
This one may take a bit longer to finish than usual, apologies.

>>12981407
Maybe. It's only the first post.

>>12981423
>>12981426
Christ, such hostility. What have I done to offend?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:13:27 No.12981434 >>12981423 >>12981426 Man, fucking normies trying to ruin everything. /ss/ is fine, if you want to cry "muh pedophillia" go to reddit, or tumblr, or some shit. Monster Girl /ss/ is also fine, and is commonly seen for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:13:43 No.12981435 >>12981426 >>12981423 He should make a story that involves a bald fat man instead. Which Mamono would like those?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:14:16 No.12981438 >>12981423 You don't have to be such a passive aggressive dick about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:14:33 No.12981439 >>12981435 Akaname. All the delicious filth and shit beneath his fat, fleshy folds.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:15:26 No.12981441 >>12981431 Calm your tits, I was just asking. >>12981434 >Muh fetish Why don't you cry some more? Maybe that will change my mind.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:16:23 No.12981444

>>12981426
It's called regret anon, we all regret not taking the time to hang out with the milf neighbor next door because we were too busy playing Pokemon. That's why /ss/ is so prevalent here, we all want to go back and have our virginities taken by that sexy teacher you tried to hit on in 5th grade. But we can't. So we self insert ourselves into these vanilla stories so that we can feel some warmth in our hearts for once.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:16:38 No.12981446 >>12980380 >You merely adopted the Alp >I was born with it >Molded by it

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:17:00 No.12981449

>>12981434
>commonly seen for a reason
And what reason is that? All monster girls want to have sex with a 9 year old with a 2 inch dick that probably can't even cum yet?
>>12981435
>you can only make a story about little kids or bald faceless men
Or you could have an actually good character.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:18:19 No.12981452 >>12981444 That...actually makes more sense than every other explanation on /ss/ I've ever heard.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:18:39 No.12981455 >>12981449 >your responses We're better off not arguing with a troll/wall, guys. Don't bother answering or responding to this guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:19:08 No.12981459 File: 232 KB, 1134x695, 1408483946408.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12980380 >Dr. Uella, I'm A-L-P

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:19:30 No.12981461

>>12981449
As there are Lolicon men who want to join the Sabbath, there is the thought of MGs with the opposite thought process, those who find little boys appealing.

It's a fetish, some people like it, to be pictured as a little boy in the warm embrace of a busty, older MG who's a shotacon.

Others, just as with Sabbath antics, do not like it at all.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:19:40 No.12981464

>>12981444
>we all regret
>we all want to go back
>we self insert
>so that we can feel some warmth
You realize how horribly flawed your argument is from the start right? You're basically saying 'everybody here wants /ss/, nobody here could possibly have a different opinion.'
>>12981455
>somebody has a different opinion
>they're obviously troll
You sound like a futafag.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:19:43 No.12981465 >>12981426 I like to self insert as the boy him being young appeals to the femdom aspect for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:20:04 No.12981467 >>12981431 ss is just pretty overused and boring in my opinion

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:20:44 No.12981470 >>12981461 arn't there shotafication cookies in the mgeverse?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:21:09 No.12981472 >>12981464 >You sound like a futafag >making an accusation that would incriminate me Yeah, you're so much better and not a troll/dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:21:22 No.12981473 >>12981449 You've somehow forgotten about the metric fuckton of stories with adult and college-aged protagonists.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:21:45 No.12981475 >>12981470 In Wonderland, yes. Leave it to those crazies, eh?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:23:05 No.12981479 >>12981473 He's just complaining for the sake of complaining. Don't even give him the attention.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:23:56 No.12981482 >>12981464 I meant "we" as in 'all of us who like /ss/' >fuckin cherry picking bitch son of a whore

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:24:18 No.12981485 >>12981479 >His opinion is different from mine, thereore it is bait/troll/complaining for the sake of complaining Are you even trying?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:24:36 No.12981486 >>12981473 You seem to have forgotten that the bulk of all monster girl content out there deals with shotas. Not just the stories here, but everything to do with modern day monster girls. >>12981482 Then specify that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:25:41 No.12981490 >>12981475 do they still work if they are taken outside of that place?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:25:41 No.12981491

>>12981431
>he is however, a very...
>energetic
>sort of child, and he runs you ragged every day with his enthusiasm and youthful spirit
>you're an old fox, you can't keep up with a child that feels the need to run everywhere
>what's wrong with just walking?
>at least he's a very likeable child
>always coming up to you with some new rock or bug to show you
>"Auntie Yuuna, auntie Yuuna! Look what I found!"
>oh, it's a millipede
>you've stopped flinching at the bugs over the past two years
>"A fine specimen, my dear nephew."
>"Why don't you let him go, now?"
>anon pouts but does as you suggest
>And already he's dashing off to some new thing he's seen as you slowly trail behind him, walking and trying to ignore the stares of the mothers nearby
>no, you're not his mother
>no, you're not molesting him
>ten is far too young
>besides, he's family
>it's easy to not think about family like that
>it gets much harder when he enters high school.
>you can smell him now
>not the childish innocent smell that he used to have
>but the thick and heady stench of spirit energy
>you remember a time before you wanted it so bad
>you remember a lot of things
>but that's unimportant compared to his smell
>you can tell that he's taking care of himself in his room nightly and it's driving you to distraction
>why does he have to do it when he knows you're in the living room reading?
>you can hear him grunting through the walls and you can smell it -- oh, you can practically taste it!
>he hides it in his room and you fear to go too close lest your instincts take the better of you and you lose yourself to your desires
>you've sated your other hunger already nearly a thousand times over but this is different
>this need
>you shouldn't need anon, he's your dear nephew

>>12981441
The story is about a Kumiho aunt as suggested in this comment chain: >>12979096

>>12981449
These are greentexts. Embrace the self insert.
also it's not really /ss/, since he's going to be ~15.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:26:03 No.12981494 >>12981485 >strawmanning You're just proving our point, troll.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:26:05 No.12981495 >>12981486 You're like that fat bitch at parties that jumps into every fucking conversation halfway even though she doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:27:10 No.12981499

>>12981452
The problem is them talking exclusively about little shotas really. Most of that stuff in real life occurs right around the tweens when people don't look like little kids. But young man/older woman all kind of falls under /ss/.

It would just be nice to see less 8 year olds and more boys on the edge of manhood when that stuff really occurs. I'm not even anti-/ss/, just would like a little more variety in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtYa_dxFuzM

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:28:12 No.12981504 >>12981494 >Strawmans first >"You're strawmanning" Damn son, I hope you're here all weekend.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:28:15 No.12981505 >>12981446 >By the time I became a man the dick was blinding

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:28:17 No.12981507 >>12981490 Presumably.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:28:37 No.12981511

>>12981486
>the bulk of all monster girl content out there deals with shotas
You win today's 'stat completely pulled out of my ass' award. I can't believe you're doing anything but trolling at this point.

Just let people enjoy what they want to. Is it that hard?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:29:04 No.12981513 >>12981499 In the above story, anon is right on the edge of adulthood when the '/ss/' happens. See: 'highschool'.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:30:05 No.12981518 >>12981504 Believe whatever you ego wants you to believe. I'll stop responding now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:30:28 No.12981520 >>12981511 >Just let people enjoy what they want to. Is it that hard? Sure and lets let the futafags back in too. I mean they just have a different opinion to you so why hate them?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:30:29 No.12981522 >>12981495 >You're like that fat bitch at parties that jumps into every fucking conversation halfway even though she doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about fuckin' poetry, man. Hope you don't mind me using that at some point in the future.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:31:08 No.12981524

>>12981336
>>12981342

>It didn't take long until you both reached the room where your waifu was kept
>Opening the door for you, the Lich gives you a nod and you go inside
>There she was, lying on the same exam table you left her not so long ago
>Your heart sinks, as you stand still for a brief moment, staring at the body from afar
>Slowly you build up the courage to step forward
>Your sadness grows with each step, as you gradually approach what used to be your beloved woman
>The Lich closes the door behind her and joins you by the exam table
>This isn't possible...
>Leaning forward and resting your hands on the exam table, you stare down at the poor girl you loved more than anything in this world
>Tears begin to flow down your cheeks before you even realize it
>All you did was play a harmless prank on her...
>Cradling her into your arms, you give her one last hug
>This is all your fault, none of this would've happened if you hadn't played with her heart
>But you didn't know she would...
>You have no one to blame but yourself
>"Death by emotional trauma caused by the husband is regarded as a lesser degree of murder, being something that could've been easily avoided. sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to inform the local authorities."
>After a few more moments, you reluctantly let go of your waifu, gently lying her back on the exam table
>The Lich silently observes everything from afar, her calm, undead gaze unwavering
>Still looking down at her with crippling sadness in your heart, you begin to reach for something under your shirt
>"...Sir? What are you..."
>The Lich interrupts her own speech the moment she sees you pulling out a gun and pressing it against your own head

cont.

>>12981376

I think Demonic Energy only animates corpses, while Spirit Energy prevents the bodies from decaying.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:31:25 No.12981525 I hate all of you. I have like, one fetish that you fucks haven't ruined yet. I wish I was hanging out with some alps, they'd be better than you fucks.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:32:00 No.12981527 >>12981386 jesus anon that's amazing and creepy at the same time. If you're an MG then no one is safe

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:32:29 No.12981528

>>12981520
>Implying they ever left
They just learned to keep to themselves anon.
Keep on whining about how you want everything you don't like to go away, and yes, it will all come back. All the fetishes you don't want to see discussed, shall be spammed en-masse, just to piss you off. All because you got greedy with your censorship.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:32:32 No.12981529 >>12981525 >Strangers on the internet ruined muh fetishes. R-really? Well then, allow me to pat myself on the back.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:33:43 No.12981533 >>12981525 i'm going to guess watersports because you're being pissy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:33:50 No.12981534 File: 22 KB, 287x487, 1420514568864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981524 H H HERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:34:05 No.12981535 >>12981524 Oh my goo-... He just...had a handgun? Under his shirt? The whole time? I'm beginning to wonder if he's not the one being pranked here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:34:15 No.12981536 >>12981525 You're mean.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:35:04 No.12981538 >>12981535 >Not having a license to carry a concealed firearm I knew pussies were in here but come on. Even my mom does that Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:35:06 No.12981540 >>12981536 Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:35:15 No.12981541 I just want to have fun. I want to talk about monstergirls and the lewd and nonlewd things they do. I don't want to argue about how my fun is good or bad, I just want to enjoy my monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:35:53 No.12981542 >>12981528 >I'm going to bring back long dead fetishes just to piss somebody off Well certainly looks like you won the argument.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:36:18 No.12981543 >>12981541 >Somebody is whining about this >For once, it's not me. Hah.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:36:32 No.12981544 File: 27 KB, 300x300, 1339704697617.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981533

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:36:58 No.12981545 >>12981535 >not carrying a gun with you wherever you go >especially in MGC

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:37:14 No.12981546 >>12981525 >I have like, one fetish that you fucks haven't made better through writfags and loen. FTFY

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:37:17 No.12981547 >>12981541 Kid, you're on 4chan, get a thicker skin.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:37:19 No.12981548 >>12981542 Oh it's not me anon. It's you. It is you that's going to summon the discussion back.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:37:57 No.12981552 File: 748 KB, 1300x1300, 1420773536004.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981533 ayyyy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:39:39 No.12981557 >>12981533 Oh shit! >#SHOTSFIRED

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:39:52 No.12981559

>>12981491
>so you bury it down
>you act just like auntie Yuuna should
>you are the prim and proper guardian for him and his teachers
>and you only break your facade when you are alone
>especially with his laundry
>dear gods on high
>every day you resist the urge to throw yourself into that pile of sweaty, smelly shirts, pants, and underwear
>it gets harder every day
>he is absolutely delicious and his musk sticks best to his clothes
>how the fuck has your dear nephew not been jumped at school yet
>as the semester progresses you find your monstrous instincts take more and more precedence in your mind
>your robes grow shorter
>you start hanging a bit closer to anon
>every day visions flash through your mind of him turning on you and pounding your desperate, slutty pussy despite your best attempts to squelch that line of thought
>it's about three months into his first year that you just
>stop wearing panties
>more comfortable you reason
>and besides you aren't supposed to wear them under a kimono anyway
>but you know the real reason
>it's just to make it easier for when he eventually grows into his manly instincts and takes you like the dirty slut you are
>anon spends more time at home now than he used to when he was younger but it's still not often enough
>if you had your way he would be with you all the time
>but you understand it's good for a young boy like him to have his schooling
>even if you could teach him better than any of his instructors could
>but it does have one advantage
>it gives you a few hours to fuck yourself on his bed, moaning his name and breathing deep from his pillow and sheets
>every day you hope he notices the stains on his bed from your body
>every day he makes no mention of it
>you stumble into his room every day now
>you try to stay away from the wastebasket even though you can smell the cum from here
>you're not sure you'd be able to stop yourself after you had a taste
Fuck, I didn't mean to start a shitstorm with this.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:40:26 No.12981562 File: 535 KB, 1280x1050, What do you mean I've got no style! I've been around since the early 90s! Who the fuck are you!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981552 >Ridley

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:40:48 No.12981563 File: 152 KB, 689x780, 1413171256251.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Instead of wet t-shirt contests would MGs have tail contests?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:41:12 No.12981564 [DELETED]

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> Who the fuck is ringing your doorbell at this hour?
> Oh right it's actually 2pm. Probably some normie
> You throw on pants and a shirt before fumbling with the door lock
> On the other side of the door is your bubbly Unicorn neighbor. Or at least you think she's a Unicorn and your neighbor. Hard to mistake that colorful mane.
> "Hi! I know you're kind of a recluse and all but I hear you crying at night all the time and that makes me sad. No one should be that lonely. You want to go get some ice cream? My treat!"
> Oh god damn it she's smiling at you now.

What do, Anon-baka?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:41:14 No.12981565 File: 1.25 MB, 1231x1280, 1421093306576.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981545 I'd get a gun that'd fire rubber bullets. I desire to play a game of hard to get before I'm proactively married.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:41:58 No.12981566 >>12981538 Not everyone lives in Texas anon, where concealed licenses are practically goven away

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:42:03 No.12981567

>>12981547
But it's not about getting a thicker skin. It's not like if someone insults my taste in monstergirls I'm going to cry or something. It's that people feel the need to argue over the dumbest shit instead of letting small technicalities go. You know like how in real life if someone was telling a story at a party, and they said something you knew was fake or exaggerated, you wouldn't yell "HOLD UP" and explain their error to everyone unless you were autistic.

This thread is seriously sometimes like watching two people punch each other in the face over and over and neither you nor them even know why.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:42:05 No.12981568 >>12981564 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:42:59 No.12981571 >>12981559 >Fuck, I didn't mean to start a shitstorm with this. Nah, /mgg/ is just in a disappointingly volatile state during the weekends.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:43:49 No.12981575 >>12981559 You didn't start any shit storms, some other douche tried to start one and tried to use any excuse to do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:44:16 No.12981576 >>12981568 That's one of the bitches from Railgun.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:44:20 No.12981579 File: 2.95 MB, 640x360, Your average shitstorm.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981567 So like this?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:44:34 No.12981581 >>12981559 It's alright dude. I'm likin' it. >Musk This word triggers my boner. Fucking love the thought of MGs schlicking themselves to the scent of a guy they like.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:45:18 No.12981583
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>>12981559
Keep going, Just simply ignore the retards who have nothing better to do on a Saturday night than try to act like angry alpha retards because they themselves feel like shit because no one wants to be with them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:45:21 No.12981584 >>12981576 Railgun was shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:46:03 No.12981588 >>12981576 > This guy never played Harmony the game

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:46:11 No.12981589 >>12981559 You're killin it man, keep up the awesome job!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:46:24 No.12981590 >>12981559 Also this is reminding me of that one Aunt doujin I like.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:46:34 No.12981593 >>12981584 I know.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:46:38 No.12981594 >>12981583 I for one welcome my new Kitsune Overlord!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:47:01 No.12981595 >>12981583 Well, we can't all be tough beta heroes like you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:47:21 No.12981597 >>12981594 as do i

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:47:58 No.12981599 [DELETED]

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>>12981566
>Y-You're just an angry Texan if you use your constitutional right! They give them away!
>Who needs any form of protection! I like being vulnerable to niggers, lowlifes, and big brother government! Everyone should be a good swedish sheep like me!

Watch yourself get raped by Matangos or some shit Monster Girl and passed around like a whore instead of protecting your purity for your one true love.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:48:02 No.12981600 File: 1.67 MB, 1322x1485, Fluffly tails and one eye.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981583 We posting fluffy tails?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:48:58 No.12981604 >>12981599 J-Jesus...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:49:03 No.12981605 >>12981583 So if someone doesn't like /ss/ or shota and finds that a generic thing to put into a story they're all a bunch of "trolls" and "retards"? Get off your fucking high horse.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:49:36 No.12981606 >>12981599 Part Three fucking never.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:49:36 No.12981607 >>12981583 >Not out being among the drunk and the stupid. >No one wants you. Gosh, if only my worldview was as limited as yours, that would be sooo coool.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:49:41 No.12981608 >>12981566 >not everyone lives in Texas Though we do out number most if not all other groups of people in these threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:50:14 No.12981611 >>12981599 Nigga, I didn't say shit about not having one, I basically said they're harder to obtain anywhere outside of Texas Lucky for me I live in an open carry county

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:50:50 No.12981614 >>12981599 Big Bad Wolf wasn't even good, so no. >>12981600 No, let's not exceed the image limit before we even get to page 10.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:51:00 No.12981615 >>12981583 >platinummad.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:51:04 No.12981616 >>12981599 Not even him but as a Texan I gotta say that open carry is shit, and standards should be tougher for concealed courses. I love guns, but I'm tired of idiots with guns making the rest of us look bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:51:51 No.12981619 >>12981600 Wh-What happens if I take off her seal?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:52:40 No.12981622 >>12981619 She turns into a fluffy ushi oni fox hybrid

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:52:45 No.12981623 >>12981611 >open carry country Lucky bastard, there's a bill in the Texas state senate for that and I really hope it goes through.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:52:59 No.12981624 >>12981619 She'll release her full power and mofu mofu the universe

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:53:15 No.12981625 >>12981622 Jackpot.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:53:34 No.12981626 [DELETED]

>>12981611
No they're not. I have a license from North Carolina, shit was easy because everyone should understand basic firearm knowledge. It's like knowing how to swim, or fly a kite.

>>12981616
>Make more restrictive laws because idiots are idiots
Fuck that shit. Let the idiots shoot themselves. Like hell I'll lose any rights because niggers shot their kid trying to shoot their watermelon that din du nuffin.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:54:42 No.12981632 >>12981583 Perhaps people are getting fed up with generic crap and would rather not have the same old shit every greentext?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:55:56 No.12981638 >>12981632 >people >only like two or three people No really, everyone's tired of it because YOU are.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:56:18 No.12981639

>>12981623
I'm up in VA Texasbro, Hampton Roads county is open carry
>which sucks because I've been tazed before by cops because I had my .357 behind me on my belt
>they claimed it "was concealed"
>which is bullshit because I never wear any coats or anything when I've got my gun on my hip

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 19:58:00 No.12981647 >>12981639 Sounds like it isn't open carry that's shit, but the police officers that are. Remember if another officer in the country at night tries to fuck you over Murder is much easier than people think it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:00:29 No.12981654 >>12981647 >Murder is much easier than people think it is. I hope you don't know first hand.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:01:46 No.12981658 >>12981559 Oh god muh dick, keep going.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:01:57 No.12981659 File: 376 KB, 758x1000, Familiar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This Texas talk makes me yearn for a possum Familiar that likes to play dead, and summon magical MG-Confederate guns, Gates of Babylon style.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:02:46 No.12981661

>>12981626

Knigga, if you were in Tarrant county and had to put up with all the bullshit surrounding it, you wouldn't be so happy. Even then it wouldn't be bad except you know they're pushing for pistols to be included in open carry there. And while right now it's the morons showing up in groups of thirty with AR-15's to eat at the waffle house, THAT would just start all this cowboy pearl-handled revolver on your hip bullshit from Niles City.

I mean I own a shit ton of firearms, and I don't think you should need a license to own one and that you should be able to carry one around unloaded wherever you please and all that, plus concealed and loaded if you pass the courses. But the rest of this 1935, carry a loaded Thompson in the street is too far.

But I also think that all the paramilitarization of the police is fucking stupid too. They don't need all these APC's and military garbage. That sort of thing is what you used to call the National Guard and MP's in for. Police should be plain old protect and serve.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:02:53 No.12981662
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Congratulations, you have managed to staya virgin for 30 years, in MGC no less!

As such you have become a wizard with nigh infinite power!

What do you do with your newfound greatness?

Oh yeah, to unlock these powers you must never bully an Alp again, all other MGs are fair game though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:03:23 No.12981664 >>12981639 Washingtonbro here, I recommend moving here. Cops aren't dickish about open or concealed carry here in most parts, and outside of Seattle they're mostly just good people.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:03:44 No.12981666 >>12981638 I don't recall saying it was everyone. The more you do something the more people will get tired of it. Some people are being needlessly hostile over this, bit it isn't just the naysayers.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:04:13 No.12981669 >>12981662 Define bullying.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:05:14 No.12981671

>>12981559
>It's the fourth month of the school year and the last day before winter break when it finally happens
>you get too close to his wastebasket after about two hours of moaning his name while fingering your slutty cunt
>its grip is magnnetic
>you shuffle closer -- there is no retreat any more -- your kimono bunched around your thighs while you sniff deeply
>closer
>closer
>oh my god
>he just masturbated before he left
>you can smell it fresh
>unconsciously you stutter "I-I NEED IT!" and plunge headfirst into it
>your head spins, his musk overwhelming your senses as your tongue leaps from your mouth, slathering all the tissue paper you can find before you lock onto it
>yes
>yeeeeessssss
>the remaining tiny rational fragment of your brain screams
>you are nine hundred and thirty one years old
>he is fifteen
>he's your sister's son
>you are one of the few remaining Eternal Foxes
>and you are slurping your dear nephews semen down while fingering yourself furiously in his room
>that tiny screaming voice is obliterated by how GOOD it tastes and the smell of cum all around you
>you wish you could smell this all the time
>dignity be damned
>you grunt your way through an orgasm. "Anonnn~!"
>you're naked now, robe dropped and forgotten on the ground
>it's probably ruined too but then and there you don't care
>and that's when you hear the door slam
>"Hey, auntie, I'm home!"
>you scrabble to your feet and try to shove on your ruined kimono, tails flailing and trying to be as quiet as possible as he kicks off his boots and tromps to his room.
>the door flies open just as you've managed to get the kimono up your thighs, and you're still nearly entirely exposed.
>"A-aunt Yuuna?!"
Cont.

From the perspective of Yuuna or Anon for the delicious incest sex?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:05:21 No.12981673 >>12981669 You cannot harm an Alp, physically or emotionally. Hiring others to do so is allowed.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:05:39 No.12981675

>>12981647
>be at party
>fight breaks out
>cops come
>see me with my gun behind me
>all I hear is "HES GOT A GUN!!!!"
>25,000 volts of electricity are shot into my back
>moral of the story:
Fuck da police
but seriously I ain't even mad anymore, 7 years ago a huge investigation hit our police force, all but like 15 officers on a force of over 200 weren't arrested or forced to resign due to corruption charges
The guy who tazed me is serving 18 years right now
But on the bright side, I have a cool mark from it that looks like a spider bite, and I love arachnees so it's all cool

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:06:10 No.12981679 >>12981662 >Power to use milk based magic to bully dragon, baphomets and even Lilims. >Can't bully alps. I.....I don't believe I can do this.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:06:23 No.12981682 >>12981671 Yuuna

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:07:26 No.12981686 >>12981671 Yuuna.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:08:02 No.12981688

>>12981659
>Texas
>Confederate
You are aware that it was the East Texas cotton growers that pulled them into the war? And the rest of the state still blames them for that shit. The piney woods is the only area you'll ever see anyone hang a confederate flag seriously.

Everyone else was more concerned with killing Indians and watching the Mexicans.

Also
>Opossum
>Not a South American marsupial invader

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:08:27 No.12981691 >>12981671 The nephew definitely

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:09:27 No.12981698 >>12981675 >A police officer serving 18 years for tazing someone America really has a terrible legal system for this to happen

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:09:39 No.12981700 File: 17 KB, 222x251, 1401114186442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981688 I was just trying to talk about monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:09:53 No.12981701 >>12981673 What if I use magic to make an alp bully another alp?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:10:21 No.12981702 >>12981701 You fiend!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:10:52 No.12981703 >>12981507 i guess that can be a major export of that place

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:11:10 No.12981706 File: 501 KB, 1024x768, 1399505440989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All this talk about firearms and the south makes me proud. America is going to shit, The South shall rise again, what Monster Girls would make the best Southerners?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:11:31 No.12981707 >>12981698 He was given 18 years for drug trafficking, not tazing me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:11:51 No.12981708 >>12981698 I'm sure he was charged for other things if that much of the force was corrupt.

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:12:17 No.12981711 >>12981666 /ss/ isn't even done that much though. I believe people are getting hostile over literally nothing.,

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:13:22 No.12981715 File: 288 KB, 444x579, Captain Redtail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Alright you scurvy rascal. Walk the plank." >"Leading to my Captain's Quarters~"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:13:36 No.12981716 >>12981671 The Ushi Oni watching through the window

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:14:16 No.12981718 >>12981698 ur dumb

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:14:27 No.12981719 >>12981715 I-is that what you call your vagina?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:14:34 No.12981720 >>12981709 meant to say Yuuna with this pic

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:14:36 No.12981721

>>12981535
>>12981534

>"...Sir, please, don't do it."
>You turn to her in a sudden fit of anger and sorrow, asking her why you shouldn't kill yourself right then and there, as you're responsible for killing your own woman
>"...Because I don't want to clean up the mess afterwards."
>Ignoring the Lich's response, you shut your eyes close and grit your teeth, placing your index finger on the trigger
>All you ever wanted was to scare her a little bit
>All you ever wanted was for her to laugh with you
>And you killed her instead
>All you had to do now was pull the trigger, and everything would be over
>You will no longer feel sorrow
>You will no longer feel anger
>You will no longer feel guilt
>You will no longer feel the cold grip of reality, as it grabs your arm and pulls it down, taking the gun away from your head
>Wait what
>Opening your eyes in surprise, you hear a familiar voice reach your ears
>”…Foooooleeeed… Yooooouuuu…”
>Turning around in bewilderment, you freeze in place upon seeing your zombie waifu sitting upright on the exam table, “alive” and well, holding on to your arm
>”Snicker, snicker, snicker.” Says the Lich in a monotone voice, covering her mouth with her hand, as if simulating a laugher
>You glance at the Lich, then back at your waifu, then back at the Lich, then back at your waifu again
>”Gooootchaaaa… Huuuusbaaaand…”
>You stand perfectly still in absolute disbelief, eyes as wide as a deer’s in headlights, as your zombie waifu giggles happily
>”Back when I was about to examine her, your waifu told me that her prankster of a husband was in dire need of a taste of his own medicine, so I decided to… spice things up for her.” The Lich explains the whole thing to you, as you stare back at her with the most spooked face you could muster
>”Though I wasn’t exactly her accomplice until you brought her here, I suppose her little plan turned out to be effective. Your zombie waifu is quite smart, I must say.”
>…
cont

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:14:44 No.12981723 File: 553 KB, 514x905, 1408911685381.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981706 Minotaurs, Holstaurs, Centaurs, Ant Arachne, Gnomes, Golems, Werecats, Werewolves, Lamias, Wights, Zombies, Ghouls, Vampires, and Chupacabaras.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:15:05 No.12981725 >>12981702 I know anon. I'll have her slap the poor alps ass with her spadetail, shove her into a locker, the whole bully spectrum!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:17:03 No.12981730 >>12981718 And you type like a teenager on a phone

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:17:09 No.12981731 >>12981721 Well he got what was coming to him. It'll be a fun story when she's a wight.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:17:33 No.12981732 >>12981723 I would so a wight with that thick southern accent. And those thick southern thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:18:12 No.12981733 >>12981730 >Thinking I was serious You're also a little too quick to anger. Though with how these threads are I don't blame you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:19:07 No.12981735 >>12981730 Impressive, now release your anger!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:19:09 No.12981736 File: 35 KB, 434x640, taylorskulls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981706 All I know is Southern Paladins are great.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:19:10 No.12981737 >>12981671 Both?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:19:11 No.12981738 >>12981732 PRWs Hellhound story has one if I'm correct.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:19:20 No.12981741 >>12981723 Surprised there's not more Reptilian or Draconic ones. The South would be a paradise from them, eternally warm and humid.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:19:24 No.12981742 >>12981723 I want to tip her Holstaurs then get caught by her at gun point and be forced to work on her farm as a farmhand as compensation.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:20:15 No.12981744 >>12981706 I think Bromont's Yeti from his Christmas Yuki-onna story had a southern accent, but Yetis would never survive the southern heat

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:20:26 No.12981746 >>12981741 >eternally warm Clearly you've never been to the South.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:21:56 No.12981755 >>12981746 He's probably some polar bear that thinks anything above freezing is warm, where southerners think anything above 90 is "warm"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:21:58 No.12981756 >>12981721 Well. He did deserve it. I'm glad you didn't go full suffering.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:21:59 No.12981757 >>12981738 Yes you are my good man. Also; >southern accents make everything sexier Prove me wrong bitches. Pro tip; you can't

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:22:05 No.12981758 >>12981741 There would be thick and ill-mannered Alligator Girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:22:10 No.12981759 >>12981746 >Winters never go below 20 >Snow almost never happens >60s weather common and possible in Winter months Born and raised in the South, say I ain't Southern to my face next time yankee.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:22:26 No.12981760 >>12981721 Thats just a shitty waifu right there.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:22:57 No.12981762 >>12981721 Got a bit close to a legit suicide there, didn't it? Unless she unloaded his gun before they left or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:23:55 No.12981763 >>12981721 That was retarded and a massive overreaction from the zombie. Still, it wasn't generic so not bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:24:20 No.12981764 >>12981721 dude is about to kill himself and they are just laughing

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:25:10 No.12981767 >>12981759 >never go below 20 Tell that to Amarillo that got below 11 degrees a couple months ago. You should know its not 'eternally' warm down here, maybe for 9 months out of the year but even then it can change fast.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:25:23 No.12981768 >>12981759 That's so true. I'm in the swamp and it was 80 just like two days ago. >>12981757 >southern accents make everything sexier >Prove me wrong bitches. When you grow up in it and have it yourself, it's just normal, not exotic or sexy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:27:50 No.12981776 >>12981721 Let me get this straight: >guy fakes his death for a short while >so the waifu almost makes him kill himself with the help of a lich that may as well be any other undead from her behavior Are you kidding me?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:28:03 No.12981778 >>12981768 I grew up around it too, but I just love that southern twang in women's voices. It's like tea, it's better down south.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:29:32 No.12981783

>>12981767

Not him but this is the old "Texas is the farthest West the South goes before it becomes Wouthwest. Now New Mexico is undoubtedly Southwest and Louisiana is undoubtedly Deep South. So where do we draw the line?"

For me, I'd say anything west of Lubbock is Southwest. Whole flat bunch of nothing leading to desert. But it varies.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:29:41 No.12981784

>>12981720
>>12981686
>>12981682
from the perspective of the aunt it is then.
>>12981671
>you try to stutter an explanation as anon stands there with his mouth open and his sports bag slack on his shoulder
>probably horrified at your aged flesh and wrinkles
>flail around for an excuse
>"M-my dear husband-"
>fuck.
>"Er, uh, dick nephew-"
>Double fuck.
>anon drops the bag and steps forward, pulling you to your feet
>you're still naked and he's blushing profusely
>trying to not look at your breasts
>of course, they must be wrinkled and saggy compared to the girls at school
>oh god he smells so good
>"Auntie...?"
>wait
>how are you hugging him
>he looks profoundly uncomfortable
>but you can smell his energy and feel his cock press up against your stomach
>he's on the threshold of manhood
>and you've never wanted any man as bad as you want Anon right now
>you collect your thoughts and try to press more lewdly against him
>like your neighbors occasionally tell you about doing with their husbands
>"Are you okay, anon? You seem flustered."
>"W-well, yeah, I walk into my room and find my aunt naked and kneeling on the floor, I mean, uh-"
>Well
>shit
>now you're both embarrassed again
>god you hope he can feel how wet you are and just throw you down and fuck you like an animal
>"W-well" he says
>"why don't you just... go put some clothes on and-"
>and he stiffens when you press harder against his crotch
>he's so deliciously hard for his aunt
>for you
>"A-auntie?" he says quietly?
>"Yes, dear nephew?"
>he twitches ever so slightly when he speaks next
>"Can I..."
>"Can I, you know...."
>"Can you what?" You feign ignorance
>You want to hear your cute, manly nephew say it
>He grabs two of your tails and clenches them tight in his grip when he speaks next, all in a rush
>"Canifuckyouauntyuunaplease?"
>You smile, and step back
>Anon looks flustered, his hands clenched and pants tented
>you kick off the kimono and pose for him
>"Of course, dear nephew."
Cont.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:30:33 No.12981788 >>12981783 >Wouthwest Fuck my proofreading

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:31:34 No.12981790 >>12981778 >>12981768 Next door CC MG calls you Sugar or Darlin' with that sweet southern Tang. Unf

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:32:57 No.12981795 >>12981784 >Gets him to admit it >After grinding all up in his business >Kicks off the kimono and poses Boner status is MUH.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:33:03 No.12981796 >>12981721 ... and people are getting mad about the /ss/ greentext.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:34:48 No.12981801

>>12981790
My girlfriends have all called me Hun or Darlin' if we were together long enough to be serious
I just kind of expect it. Maybe I'm spoiled, and will never be happy with women outside this place.

Girls speaking Cajun French make me rock hard though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:34:55 No.12981802 >>12981796 It's not even /ss/ at this point.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:35:23 No.12981804 >>12981796 /ss/ is generic as fuck.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:36:12 No.12981807

>>12981760
>>12981763
>>12981764
>>12981776
>>12981796
>guy pretends to be dead and laughs in his wifes face after probably nearly breaking her heart
>wife does the same thing
>What a horrible bitch! She's the worst waifu ever! This story is shit!
I never expect much from these threads but goddamn either calm the fuck down and realize its a story or calm the fuck down because you wouldn't play the prank in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:37:25 No.12981811 >>12981796 Actually, I'm more annoyed with all the hicks in here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:37:30 No.12981812 >>12981802 That wasn't the point. I meant that people were getting mad over an admittedly generic and standard greentext when a truly idiotic one was unfolding at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:38:21 No.12981814 >>12981811 Boy howdy, pardner! >>12981812 I didn't know aunts fucking their nephews was considered generic now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:38:29 No.12981815 >>12981801 >Cajun French A-Are you me?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:38:39 No.12981816 >>12981807 The wife almost made him KILL HIMSELF. How hard is that to understand? That's fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:38:49 No.12981817 >>12981811 Hicks exist in every state, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:38:55 No.12981818 >>12981811 Yankee detected, enjoy your snow, degeneracy, no second amendment, and unsweet tea.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:38:57 No.12981819 >>12981811 >Being from the south makes you a hick >This is what uncultured urbanite guttertrash really believe

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:39:10 No.12981821 File: 488 KB, 720x850, What the fuck AM I.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981812 We're all hypocrites and idiots. That IS NOT NEW.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:41:09 No.12981825 >>12981816 And the wife wouldn't have tried to kill herself had he persisted? He fucked up first, how hard is that to understand?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:41:34 No.12981826 >>12981814 /ss/ is pretty generic on these threads. Also isn't this story just a longer version of a greentext posted earlier today?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:41:56 No.12981827 >>12981807 the guy did it for like a couple minutes then stopped, she did it for multiple days driving the guy to almost kill himself. there a difference you insufferable retard

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:41:58 No.12981828 >>12981814 >>12981817 >>12981818 >>12981819 >Taking bait. Truly immaculate, gentlemen.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:42:35 No.12981829 >>12981825 She never had a gun to her head. What the hell is wrong with you? His prank was mean, hers was psychotic.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:42:46 No.12981831 >>12981826 but it's not /ss/ i don't know why he called it that but it's clearly not anon is 15 >longer greentext it's the same concept yes but it's not the same greentext

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:43:02 No.12981832 >>12981815 Yes. And I'm eating all the jowl bacon in the fridge.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:43:13 No.12981834 >>12981827 Had to teach him to never do that shit again. >>12981829 >implying she couldn't just go find one

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:45:07 No.12981838 >>12981834 The point was his prank was over quickly, but she LITERALLY HAD HIM ABOUT TO KILL HIMSELF. You have some serious issues to think that's payback for a little prank, jesus christ.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:45:55 No.12981839 >>12981838 She couldn't know he'd wind up going that far, and she stopped her prank when it did get to that point.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:46:24 No.12981842 >>12981826 >Also isn't this story just a longer version of a greentext posted earlier today? I posted >>12979096 >>12979102 >>12979183 The guy doing the current text is not me. I've got stories to update.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:46:38 No.12981844 >>12981834 Or she could have just that terrified her and asked him not to do it again.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:46:52 No.12981845 >>12981827 I honestly think we're arguing with a sociopath here.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:47:49 No.12981846

>>12981838
That's one of the limitations of the greentext format, unfortunately. The writer can get caught up in the heat of the moment and not really think everything through. I'm sure anon meant well, but things just went a bit wonky.

I think it would've been better if she fucked with him while pretending to be dead. Like moving stuff around in the house and going back to her spot on the bed where he kept her.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:47:57 No.12981847

>>12981731
>>12981756
>>12981762
>>12981763

>"Sir… sir, please, as I said before, it was merely an act. A ruse. Your waifu is fine, please, put the gun down."
>"Huuuuuusbaaaaaand...! Dooooooon't...!"
>The duo of undead girls begged for you not to kill yourself, holding on to your limbs as to prevent you from shooting yourself in the head while you screamed things about dying “for real”, how playing with people’s emotions is wrong, how that Lemon-Lime soda left a disgusting taste in your mouth, among other nonsensical gibberish
>A few minutes later, the girls managed to calm you down before you did anything too stupid, the Lich continues to explain your waifu’s reasons to have done this to you
>”You see, sir, your waifu told me that you’ve been making these cruel jokes in her presence, and that she didn’t find them funny at all.”
>Sitting on the Exam Table by your waifu’s side, you quietly listen to her speech as the zombie girl embraces you in her arms and shoving her face into your shoulder, seeking warmth, as she spent a long time without your body to warm her up
>”I don’t blame you for now knowing about death by emotional trauma, sir, as its fatality rate is so low that not many people have to worry about it. Nonetheless, keep in mind that it is a real thing.”
>You not in acknowledgement, still feeling a bit shocked because of what happened
>Taking a small pause to walk up to you, the Lich lays a hand on your other shoulder, reassuring you with her words of wisdom
>”Your waifu loves you very much, sir. You should treasure every second you spend with her, for she doesn’t want to see you go.”

Should I continue?

>>12981760
>>12981764
>>12981776
>>12981796

Sorry it wasn't an enjoyable read, looks like I didn't execute the idea well.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:48:25 No.12981848 >>12981839 Over several days... fucking seriously.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:48:45 No.12981851 >>12981839 but good thing she stopped right before he ALMOST KILLED HIMSELF, not to mention how emotionally fucked up he is now >>12981845 he seems like the guy who gets even for you flicking his head by punching you in the face

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:49:55 No.12981855 >>12981847 if you continue, maybe he should break her heart for real this time

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:49:57 No.12981856 >>12981847 Do the bad end and the undead girls reactions to it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:51:17 No.12981861 >>12981811 Have fun in your 'upscale' city of Trenton NJ asshat

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:51:41 No.12981863 >>12981847 "Thank God You're Alive" Lewds?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:52:09 No.12981864 >>12981847 Yes, don't let those faggots that can't take what they dish out stop you. This is a genuinely good story which we don't get enough of these days.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:52:25 No.12981865 >>12981847 You really didn't do it well. He made a short yet cruel joke and her response was to drive him mad over the course of a few days and he ended up putting a gun to his head. That would be a "reasonable" response for a sociopath maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:53:05 No.12981867 >>12981847 This so badly >>12981856 I want to see the bad end, and especially Lich's reactions and if she brings him back as a Zombie like one post described earlier.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:53:35 No.12981871 >>12981864 >genuinely good story which we don't get enough of these days Ok, now you're just taking the piss.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:54:53 No.12981875

You and your party of MG waifus are adventuring around.
But oh no! A lunatic paladin just woke up an ancient and extremely powerful weapon from its slumber!
How powerful is it? Well, it just one shot the Lilim and Dragon Queen in your party, so yeah....
What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:55:32 No.12981877 >>12981847 Since people are being horrible faggots over a story they didn't even have to read I'd suggest you just stop, either way people are just looking to fight anything and everything tonight so it'd be best to hold off until after the weekend.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:56:35 No.12981879 >>12981856 >>12981867 >I didn't like the story >So add suffering to it, that'll make it way better Why?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:56:53 No.12981882 >>12981877 No! Don't litsen to this guy, I want to see the train wreck that ensues after you finish the story

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:57:14 No.12981885 >>12981879 I didn't say I didn't like it, but suffering Alt. Endings are nice. I'm curious.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:57:24 No.12981886 >>12981879 Bad things happening to bad people is fun to watch?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:57:26 No.12981887 >>12981875 Use my advance bonds I forged with my holsty white mage and beat him with superior friendship.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:57:34 No.12981888 >>12981877 And besides, that quote seems like a good way for it to end.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:57:50 No.12981890

>>12981784
>you've never seen him struggle out of his pants so fast
>you get the enviable position of watching him struggle to undress, getting his pants off after an entire minute when he forgot that he had to remove the belt first
>in the meanwhile you take the opportunity to move to the bed, swaying your hips to draw his lustful eyes
>you sit on the edge and spread your legs, tails gently waving behind you while you play with yourself, watching Anon make things take even longer in his haste.
>patience, patience, you always told him
>always rushing
>well now you wish he'd rush a bit faster
>the tingling at your crotch has turned to a honey-glow that's spread across most of your body and a deep, thrumming pulse at your cunt
>finally he's finished, naked before you
>so thin, muscles just coming in to his frame
>delicious...
>he goes for something in his clothes, a tiny plastic square
>you tut and wave a hand. "Put that away, dear nephew. I don't think you'll have much to worry about with little old me."
>He looks a bit hesitant but puts the condom away and carefully, as if he's not sure if this is a dream or not, walks towards you, erect cock bobbing and drawing your eyes to his beautiful length
>you spread your legs a bit wider to accomodate as he toes his way closer, cock now resting against your stomach and you tear your eyes away to look into his
>he's flushed and uncertain but clearly determined
>time for some auntly encouragement
>"Now, anon, I think it's time we get a bit more closely... acquainted..."
>you giggle and pull him closer with your legs, leaning back on your tails and propping your breasts up in your arms
>he seems quite taken with them, but a squeeze of your thighs moves him back to the manner at hand
>even if he doesn't know what he's doing his body knows what to do and he slides his prick against your entrance
cont.

>>12981842
Please do, I'd love to see more of your writing.

>>12981864
That cuts me real deep, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:58:35 No.12981892 >>12981864 >>12981877 >people are actually cool over a guy being driven to suicide over a practical joke I feel kind of sick. I knew this place had some assholes but fuck me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:58:44 No.12981894 >>12981885 How is suffering of innocent people ever good? I can understand wanting some big evil character to suffer but why these characters? >>12981886 How are either of them bad enough to want suffering on?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:58:48 No.12981895 >>12981875 I funnel my anger into my fist and then punch him in the asshole until he goes into septic shock. I do this unopposed because everyone knows you can't stop a shounen protagonist.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 20:59:31 No.12981900 File: 8 KB, 240x224, oh baby auntie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981890

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:00:02 No.12981902 >>12981894 Fuck if I know, it doesn't even have to be too much suffering. Lich brings him back, but hes a Zombie Girl because >Monster Boys. They both learn a very valuable lesson about Pranking. See? Not too much suffering there.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:00:06 No.12981903

>>12981855
>>12981856
>>12981863
>>12981864
>>12981867
>>12981882

It's pretty close to the end now, perhaps a bad end could be arranged, but seeing as the normal end is already causing a bit of attrition, a bad end would probably make things even worse. I don't really wanna cause a shitstorm.

>>12981865

The main focus was to emphasize on the undead's rather extreme "sense of retribution", but I understand what you mean. Guess I gotta work on pacing and plot development. Thanks for the critique.

>>12981877
>>12981888

I see. Ah, well.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:00:13 No.12981905 >>12981890 >That cuts me real deep, anon. I don't think I've even read any of your stuff before. If you have a pastebin I will but if you just post greentexts I'm not gonna go back and look for them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:00:16 No.12981907 >>12981894 Because they made a guy almost shoot himself?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:00:24 No.12981909 >>12981892 Dude, it's a fictional character. Get over it. Do you feel this way when people run over hookers in GTA or pissing all over terrorists in Postal 2?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:01:05 No.12981914 >>12981784 >had sex with aunt ... sometimes I wish I didn't know this feel

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:01:22 No.12981915 >>12981902 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:01:29 No.12981916 >>12981905 He's posted 3 so far in this thread discounting this one, I think. It's gauf I think, so pastebin.com/u/gauf

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:01:31 No.12981917 >>12981903 It doesn't need to be a bad ending, you can make it an alternate one. Have a good end and bad end, satisfy everyone. Hell, Vengence is almost entirely a bad end story, with the good end being incredibly short.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:01:46 No.12981919 >>12981914 You can't post this and then not tell us the story. You should know the fucking drill by now, dude.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:02:28 No.12981922

So, here's a thought with all the talk of Undead.

>Be Human Guy.
>Have MG Waifu. Very much an alive type.
>Not an Incubus, yet.
>Waifu has hinted and shown being a bit anxious for the day you turn, but is content for now.
>Lots of love and cuddles.
>One day, an accident!
>Car crash, plane crash, boating accident, what the fuck ever.
>You survive, but are on death's door.
>No one around to simply heal you, turn you, anything that can save your life.
>You're a goner.
>Then, someone finds a ring of Undead Lamentation Mushrooms growing outside.
>Feed you one.
>Become Undead Incubus!
>Waifu is ecstatic and embraces you, crying tears of joy.
>Then, she gets a whiff of you.
>Winces back a bit, looking at you weirdly.
>Becoming an Undead has changed how you smell.
>Not just sweat or shit, but down to your very core.
>Your smell, the "Taste" of you she's adored for years, is different.
>She's not sure if she thinks it's bad, or simply different.
>Isn't sure if she can get used to your new "Flavor"
>Begins to question if she's still in love with you because of these doubts.
>Begins to ponder breaking up with you
>Or even suicide, becoming undead herself, in the hope that it would make her adore your flavor again.

What do?

>>	Maritan Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:02:45 No.12981925 Time for a little something me and less have been working on while fleshing the setting. Mari's kingdom, or a tiny chunk of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:02:52 No.12981926 >>12981902 She still might as well have lost him for good, so its really not much better. >>12981907 >he legitimately could have killed his wife with his prank Seems like a good way to teach him never to do anything like that again to me.

>>	Maritan Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:03:59 No.12981928 File: 1.01 MB, 1280x1600, floatingislands.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981925

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:04:18 No.12981930 >>12981925 >.Less I was completely okay with this until I saw that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:04:30 No.12981931 >>12981925 >the setting I'm curious, will we potentially see any writefag material pertinent to Mari's kingdom?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:04:36 No.12981932 >>12981925 Why is your Lilim so smug? Was she adopt the smug, or was she born in it, molded by it? Did she not see humblness until she was already a woman?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:05:27 No.12981941 >>12981926 They were joking abut him being able to kill her with a prank.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:05:28 No.12981942 >>12981914 Come on man, tell your aunt story, I'll tell my cousin story $20 says my story's more funny

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:05:52 No.12981944 >>12981928 So her kingdom is Zeal? Will Lavos tear it a new one?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:06:18 No.12981947 >>12981926 >Seems like a good way to teach him never to do anything like that again to me. And this is why I suspect you of being a sociopath. This is not how people think. You mean to tell me you'd try and drive someone to suicide over a joke?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:07:17 No.12981951 >>12981941 Read>>12981847 he could have killed her, yes chances are low but he still could have easily. >>12981947 >This is not how people think Who said I was a person?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:08:44 No.12981956 >>12981951 Fuck off skeleton man. You're a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:09:09 No.12981958 >>12981947 None of them ever goaded him to suicide, he did that on his own accord, and that was when they stopped the prank.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:09:28 No.12981960 >>12981928 It's still a WIP I assume?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:09:32 No.12981961 >>12981931 Depends on whether Grub/ELH can be motivated to do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:09:34 No.12981962 >>12981928 No little streetcar line?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:10:14 No.12981963 >>12981942 you'd be 100% right. >be 16 >mom's half-sister, 8 years older than I am >18 years younger than my mother >half-drunk awkward thrusting after a wedding >kind of have a 'thing' for a year >awkward family events forever >so awkward

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:10:25 No.12981965 >>12981962 Airships

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:10:47 No.12981968 >>12981951 >Who said I was a person? Not me. Anyway this is getting nowhere and I'd rather not be hunted down by a sociopath so thats it from me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:10:50 No.12981969 >>12981951 >who said I was a person? Okay, who the hell brought the succuvirus into this thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:11:48 No.12981972 >>12981963 So, just awkward, eh? This is why I'm glad I'm significantly younger than the majority of my family. Only ones who're younger than me are some of my second cousins.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:11:52 No.12981973 >>12981965 >airships >no teleporter There were no airships in Chrono Trigger dammit. Mari makes a Not-Zeal and doesn't even use teleporters?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:12:38 No.12981975 >>12981961 >Grub Eh, I can't believe I'm saying this. But it might be better if ELH did it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:14:35 No.12981977 >>12981973 Steampunky setting, no doubt

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:15:10 No.12981980 >>12981928 So when does a fallen hero enslave four dragons to power his magical supertank and blow it out of the sky?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:15:36 No.12981983 >>12981975 You want more of his special snowflake mary sue faggotry? No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:16:13 No.12981985 >>12981977 >steampunk Now I've got the image of a Mad Hatter with steam punk attire. >>12981980 Before a giant alien from outer space destroys it with laser spams from hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:16:30 No.12981986 >>12981975 This. From what I've read of his work he's average. He isn't terrible but there are better writefags.

Maritan Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:17:16 No.12981988
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>>12981932
In reaction images, yeah, but I don't really intend for her to be that smug in story itself.
>>12981931
Eventually, once things are more fleshed out anyway.
>>12981962
It's an airship.
>>12981944
Haha, I loved the hell out of zeal, but floating islands as a demon realm sounds fitting for a former magocracy.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:17:17 No.12981989

>>12981963
It's cool mang, here's mine
>be 13
>go to Oklahoma for family reunion
>there's like 4 other family reunions going on
>be in arcade because they just got the Star Wars game that recreates the trench run on ep 4
>get talking to really hot older girl
>she was 15
>go back to her room
>had to be quiet due to parents
>try to go to my room
>it's down the hall
>wait a minute, no one bit family's on this floor
>oh fuck
>it was a little awkward but we still have fun whenever we see each other
we always get room number 317 when we can because that was her room at the reunion
brb calling my cousin

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:18:43 No.12981992 >>12981963 >>12981989 >>>/soc/

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:18:54 No.12981993 >>12981917 I understand. I guess I fucked up because I wasn't take the setting too seriously, as you can seen in the first few posts. I was kinda hoping for it to be more humorous than dramatic, but I kinda got carried away.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:19:27 No.12981995 >>12981989 More like Oklahomo! Nothing? Come on people, I'm giving you gold here!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:19:32 No.12981996 >>12981989 Yours seems to be an interesting life.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:20:00 No.12981999 >>12981992 Nigga we agreed to this earlier, he would share his story, and I, mine. You just need to go back to jelly school anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:20:07 No.12982000 >>12981988 So you do admit that Chrono Trigger did inspire you a bit? That's grand, I fucking loved that game and its characters. Floating islands need to be in more settings, it's just so fantastical.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:20:43 No.12982003 Jesus the trolls are out in force today, GOD DAMN! Any bored anons here that want to screw around with shoops?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:21:24 No.12982005 >>12982000 I can only think of Laputa in Gulliver's Travels and how filled with fuckups it was when I think floating islands.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:21:49 No.12982010 >>12981928 An angel?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:22:33 No.12982014 >>12981996 Please anon, we are all interesting, even if you did nothing today, it's still something.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:22:34 No.12982015 >>12982010 Yes, .less' Angelic OC, Haohi.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:23:18 No.12982018

>>12981890
>you gasp out when its burning heat touches you
>it feels like fire, but in a good way
>SO much better than your fingers
>you're actually a little giddy that this is actually happening
>you bite your lip and stare up at him
>his brow furrowed in focus while he tries to get himself in you
>You moan a bit encouragingly when he actually finds your entrance and lines up
>anon shudders a bit and your lips curl into a smile
>hurry up, dear nephew
>and then he pushes the head in and your own head tilts back and you can't quite suppress the moan in time
>You feel like you've been struck by lightning
>and he just keeps pressing in
>fuck, he's bigger than you expected
>you can feel him splitting you open more clearly than anything else and you give a silent prayer for your tails because lord knows your arms are having a hard time supporting you
>and soon anon is entirely in you
>you feel... full
>and happy
>is this what you've been missing all this time?
>He's staring at you with reverent bliss, hands on your hips digging warm fingers into your ample skin
>you shake your hips a bit to encourage him and he starts, twitching inside of you
>ffffuck yes
>anon starts moving again and you consider saying something
>but the look on his face stops you, his determination too cute to break
>it feels fucking fantastic to have him pull out of you, every inch of your slutty pussy rubbing against his delicious cock
>but the feeling of emptiness when he's halfway out...
>luckily that's soon replaced when it returns as he pushes back in
>slowly at first
>you encourage him with some gasps, looking up at him adoringly, trying to get him to fuck you like an animal
>but he's so slow and gentle
>well, it is his first time. You'll let him have this round...
>he's breathing more heavily now
>already? You were hoping he would last longer
>soon he buries himself in you and closes his eyes, calling out for you.
>"Y-Yuuna!"

>>12981905
pastebin.com/u/gauf
all but the first 3 are greentexts.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:23:19 No.12982019 File: 71 KB, 600x1459, Shun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12982003 I wouldn't mind seeing a Hinezumi with Shun Akiyama's color scheme.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:23:29 No.12982020 >>12981993 It happens. Are you a writefag normally?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:24:01 No.12982021 >>12982014 I just meant having a sex friend or whatever on-call. My life is far from interesting.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:24:12 No.12982022
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>>12982003
I'm bored, but no thanks.
I've got to get writing character sheets and introduce some things I forgot about in the one chemistry teacher series.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:24:30 No.12982026 >>12981928 >>12982015 Honestly it reminds me of The Void in Dishonored.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:24:53 No.12982027 >>12982014 You're kidding. All I did today was browse this thread and watch a Jackie Chan movie.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:25:02 No.12982028 >>12982020 I am. But I haven't written in a while, so I'm rusty.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:25:17 No.12982031 >>12982005 Not everyone does it right. Miyazaki did it right.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:25:33 No.12982033 >>12982022 Please? Just one thing. I'll even let the choice of MG up to you, even if I despise her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:26:23 No.12982036 >>12982003 I dunno, I think I've done enough of them for a while.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:27:16 No.12982039 >>12982033 What KIND of shoop are we talking about here?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:27:59 No.12982042 >>12981983 Do you actually understand any of the buzzwords you just shotgunned out in that post?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:28:20 No.12982045

>>12982031

Dude, Gulliver's Travels was the original. Miyazaki fucked it up by turning it into some hippy Atlantis knockoff.

The fuckups I mentioned were the total nuts who lived there. Imagine a flying San Francisco with mad scientists instead of gays, but keeping the weird taste in fashion.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:28:57 No.12982047 File: 469 KB, 1920x1080, 1422757737418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12982027 >>12982036 Just replacing the girl in this picture with a MG. I suppose I could look for a more appropriate picture if need be.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:29:13 No.12982049 >>12982028 Now I want to know who

>>	Maritan Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:29:49 No.12982051 File: 606 KB, 900x600, ywvGVrny.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12982000 I love that game right down to it's soundtrack, including Zeal. >>12982010 >>12982015 Yeah, a dark angel subordinate of Mari also Akai's Wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:30:32 No.12982054 >>12982051 >monsterboys

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:31:03 No.12982055 >>12982051 ...well, wasn't aware of that part. Dark Angels are awesome.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:31:58 No.12982057

>>12982021
I called my cousin to talk to her, not fuck, (but I did score brownie points with her that's always good).
>>12982027
What Jackie chan movie did you watch? I fucking love Kung-fu movies.

Also what MG besides the obvious would share my love of Kung-fu movies?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:32:27 No.12982059 >>12982051 >Dark Angel >Lilim Must make for a bangin' threesome when the mood strikes. No wonder he's an Incubus.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:32:33 No.12982060 >>12982054 It's an incubus, though I don't like it either.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:32:44 No.12982061 >>12982018 >the guy who wrote that white phosphorus then promised to write more just to piss people off Oh so I don't like you. Well at least I didn't have to read any of your stuff to figure that out.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:33:43 No.12982064 >>12982057 But you do still fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:34:00 No.12982069 >>12982047 Meant for >>12982039

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:35:35 No.12982073 >>12982064 I plead the fifth amendment your honor.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:35:52 No.12982076 Uh-Oh! Your monster girl daughteru had her crush get 'kidnapped' by another girl How do you respond?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:36:41 No.12982078 >>12982076 Go solve it. If you're old enough to fall in love, you're old enough to fight for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:37:09 No.12982081 >>12982051 I didn't think it was possible to like a drawfag THIS much, holy hell. Who was your favorite character? >>12982069 >>12982047 Alright, do the cover of Back to the Future with random MGs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:37:16 No.12982082 >>12982076 >"Tough luck kiddo, you'll find another"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:37:45 No.12982083 >>12982082 Rucks pls

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:38:29 No.12982086 File: 205 KB, 722x1100, AkiyamaZumi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12982019 Somethin' like this? Blue flames, because I don't remember if he actually gets red aura.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:39:22 No.12982089 >>12982049 I think it'd be better if I just stayed anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:39:24 No.12982090 >>12982081 >Alright, do the cover of Back to the Future with random MGs. Um, what? I'm not the shooper.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:39:52 No.12982092 >>12982076 I'll kidnap the parents of whoever kidnapped her crush and I'll hold them for ransom until Timmy is back at my darling P'Orc daughterus bedroom

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:40:01 No.12982093 >>12982086 Oh I'm gonna put it in her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:41:36 No.12982098 >>12982089 What's up bobby? You still ain't right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:41:37 No.12982099 >>12982090 Ah, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:42:04 No.12982101 >>12982076 I direct her to her mother, who will then relate a first-person tale of how when a similar fate befell her, she did not simply take it lying down. I will however, insist that she not give our daughter her old sword.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:43:03 No.12982103 >>12981965 >>12981988 It has a river, mountain and a water wheel, so why not a short streetcar line?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:43:26 No.12982105 >>12982076 Give her some Vampire hunting equipment, and give her a walkman with Castlevania music. >>12982086 HEAT had different auras in the later games didn't it? I can recall seeing Akiyama use a red aura HEAT on Kanai during their final battle.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:43:35 No.12982107 >>12982101 >don't give her that old sword dear >let her use the Uzi instead

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:44:39 No.12982110 >>12982076 Become an unstoppable duo to save her boyfriend. While resigning yourself to being the 2P.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:45:06 No.12982112 >>12982105 >castlevania She's gonna fight, not go on a pleasant boat ride. You hope.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:45:10 No.12982113 >>12982105 Right, it's been a while... But number 5 is coming, so all is well.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:45:27 No.12982114 >>12982107 No no no, no weapons...I'd hate for her to be charged with murder if things went south. I'm trying to get her to cultivate her stealth skills.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:45:49 No.12982117 >>12982057 Rumble in the Bronx. I fucking love that movie. As for monstergirls who like kung fu movies? I'd say the fighter mouse or salamander.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:46:38 No.12982118 >>12982110 So double dragon... But with monstergirls? >I'm throwing money at the screen and nothing's happening

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:47:36 No.12982124 >>12982114 >Cultivating stealth skills >Without assassination skills It's almost like you DON'T want your daughteru to be an unstoppable ninja death machine that will never let her husbando escape from her ever again.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:47:39 No.12982126 >>12982086 The purple could be a little brighter.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:47:48 No.12982127

>>12982018
>hot liquid spatters your filthy insides
>and you feel contentment for the first time in a long time
>you smile at his boyish, panting face and sweep the hair out of his eyes
>"Ready to go again, my dear nephew?"
>He looks like he's about to pass out when you draw on just a bit of your magic and revitalize him
>his eyes shoot open with new energy and he looks at you with newfound zeal
>his cock hardens in you and you squeal just a bit.
>you're not a girl just into her hundreds, after all
>you lie back a bit more, lying down and scooting back on the bed while he clambers on top of you
>no more restraints in his mind from the energy you poured into him he starts suddenly, thrusts faster and harder than before
>and faster
>and faster
>soon he's churning you up inside to deep gasps with every stroke, anon panting heavily as he fucks your slutty pussy
>He's got his hands on either side of you now, squeezing your breasts together while he stares into your eyes like a wild animal while he fucks you like one
>soon you've rather lost your composure and are moaning beneath your nephew while he ravages your old body, pawing at your tits between thrusts, sweat dripping from him to you while he pounds you relentlessly into the bed
>he's tearing you up but you don't care
>you moan encouragingly and shake your hips at the start but soon you find yourself consumed entirely by his lust and you resign yourself to holding onto his neck and wrapping your legs around him
>he doesn't slow down, doesn't make any sign that he's noticed you've come four times while time itself becomes a bit hazy
>he spurts again and again into you, hot seed filling you up and running down onto his bed again and again
>every time it looks like he's tiring you pour more power into him
Cont.

>>12982061
I'm sorry you feel that way, anon.
Though with an attitude like that I'd be surprised if you liked anyone, so not that sorry. Lost causes and all.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:48:55 No.12982133 >>12982117 >Rumble in the Bronx My second favorite Jackie chan film behind the drunken master You have good taste anon, I will allow you to date my daughteru

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:49:08 No.12982135 >>12982124 I said no guns or swords. Never said anything about more...benign tools, to practice assassination. In fact, I thought it was implied.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:51:02 No.12982141 >>12982127 I actually do like several writefags, you're just not one of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:51:50 No.12982144 >>12982127 Amazingly lewd. I like it. >Holding onto his neck and wrapping your legs around him >Doesn't make any sign that he's noticed you've come four times >He spurts again and again into you >Using magic to keep him going Bueno.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:52:59 No.12982149 >>12982141 Well, that's like, your opinion man. No need to shit up the thread with your hate anon, we're here to love and discuss monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:54:54 No.12982153 >>12982141 Which ones do you like?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:55:18 No.12982155

>>12982127
>all things must end, however
>you can feel him slowing and you don't have enough magic to start him again
>he's cum so many times now that your crotch is coated in his semen
>he grips your hips one last time and grunts, less shooting and more oozing out inside of you
>of course, there's no room so all he's really done is pushed more of his seed out of your pussy but it's the thought that counts
>he collapses on top of you, exhausted and you take the time to stroke his hair while he lies there, spent
>"Did I do okay?"
>"you did great, my dear..."
>well, might as well say it
>"... My dear husband."
End.

Archived here: http://pastebin.com/ehCgbFyh
Comments? Suggestions? Thoughts?
>>12982141
Sure you do, anon. Sure you do.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:56:34 No.12982159 >>12982141 >how dare he write a story mocking something! come on man the white phosphorus argument was incredibly stupid and it's clearly making fun of that

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:57:53 No.12982164 >>12982133 >Drunken Master My sibling of African decent! I also adore that movie.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:58:17 No.12982166 >>12982155 Oh, in case anyone is wondering Anon actually is blood related to Yuuna; her sister achieved the 1000 livers thing and became human, then had a child before dying tragically.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:59:06 No.12982170

>>12982155
>Less shooting and more oozing out inside of you
>Of course, there's no room so all he's really done is pushed more of his seed out of your pussy
Damn.

Now I kind of want to see someone tackle the concept of, what's it called, "Brazilian Style Sex" with MGs? It's like, when you stick it in a girl, but neither of you really moves like "Fucking". You just stay linked, inside of her, slowly shifting and grinding against each other, for as long as you both are able. Hours, Days, Weeks, however long you can endure. Slowly descending into a blend of sweat and oozing juices as you simply revel in each other's bodies. That kinda thing. With an MG. I don't even know which.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 21:59:13 No.12982171 Please kill yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:00:15 No.12982177 >>12982171 If only I could work up the strength to do so, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:01:10 No.12982179 >>12982170 Ditto.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:01:12 No.12982180 >>12982177 Just walk into traffic. Nobody will miss you, your waifu will never be real, and even if she was she would hate you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:01:29 No.12982181 >>12982171 But anon, a lot of people would be sad if I died. I must live on for their sake.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:01:37 No.12982183 >>12982171 Shows us show by example.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:01:49 No.12982184 I fucking love you gauf N-No homo

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:02:13 No.12982185 >>12982170 That sounds disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:02:25 No.12982187 >>12982181 That's what people say to me when I bring up suicide around those I'm more-or-less close with. I know they don't really mean it. They'd move on within a few days.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:02:34 No.12982188 >>12982180 I fear death more than I hate life But just barely.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:03:02 No.12982189 >>12982180 I just want to say I come to the end of one of these threads almost daily, knowing and hoping that you'll be there telling me to just die. Thank you for never disappointing me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:03:10 No.12982191 >>12982184 It's going to get homo, alp.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:03:27 No.12982192 >>12982184 Of course its not homo. Your an alp

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:03:39 No.12982193 >>12982187 More like a few minutes. Do it faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:06:40 No.12982200 >>12982153 This. I'm curious to see your possibly awesome taste in our writefaggots

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:06:42 No.12982201 Well, this thread went to shit fast. Again.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:06:56 No.12982203 Hi. What do you want me to greentext?

>>	Maritan Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:07:14 No.12982205 >>12982103 It's still a work in progress, so it's something that can be added later. >>12982081 Hm, that's a tough one... Crono is just crono, so I'd say maybe Luca or Glenn.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:07:40 No.12982206 >>12982184 You're making me blush. >>12982170 Hm. Lilim, definitely. But outside of that I think a snake would be very good for that. Particularly Shirohebi or Ryu. That gives me an idea... >>12982203 Something involving a sandworm.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:07:56 No.12982207 >>12982203 Only if you hang yourself on stream.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:08:11 No.12982208 >>12981706 please no.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:08:57 No.12982210 >>12982203 Dark Elf Masochist searches for someone to "torture" her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:09:08 No.12982211 >>12982185 I have a couple of doujins I could show that might sway your opinion. Unfortunately, I can't find either of them on SadPanda. Apologies.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:09:18 No.12982212 >>12982205 >Luca or Glenn Good taste, they're both pretty cool. For me it's Glenn, Ayla, or Robo

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:09:46 No.12982214

>>12982149
I'm just stating my opinion.
>>12982153
>>12982155
SuperEgo, Trachyon, Averageanon, Bromont, Nyanon, Moose, and a few others but only for like single stories.
>>12982200
I have no doubt my taste is going to be called shit, I also liked RS's great monster journey story until the MC became an unbearable faggot, which was like chapter 5. Also sort of liked the great monster war story by you know who until it inevitably became shit like all his other stories.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:10:12 No.12982215 >>12981922 KC is grimdark sometimes

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:10:29 No.12982216 >>12982201 Seems fine to me other than the one kill yourself guy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:11:34 No.12982220 >>12982201 That's the weekend for you. When a bunch of neets with nothing to do get together and discuss fetishes its inevitable.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:11:48 No.12982221 >>12982203 You getting alped and learning to love the cock like a good boy during a stirring TF sequence that takes place on the Death Star whilst Baphomet Darth Vader looks on.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:12:14 No.12982223 >>12982206 >Particularly Shirohebi or Ryu I'd rather an Apophis, but that's me. But you are right, throw lamia coiling into the mix, and it's even better.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:13:17 No.12982226 >>12982214 >Trachyon >AverageAnon Well, personally, I liked what the guy wrote. But I cannot fault your taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:13:44 No.12982227 >>12982211 I doubt it would. Sounds as disgusting as an orgy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:13:51 No.12982228 >>12982214 The only shit taste there is Nyanon, the others are really good.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:14:18 No.12982232 >>12982215 What, that's all you've gotta say? Would you do nothing to try and reassure or reconnect with your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:14:26 No.12982234 >>12982214 What others?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:14:49 No.12982236 >>12982187 Tell you what. At least make a bucket list of things you want to do first. And then do them. All of them. And don't quit until you've dine every last thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:14:55 No.12982237 >>12982228 Eh. I think Moose is good but his only story has dragged on for so long that it's wrapping around back to shit but other than that pretty decent taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:15:55 No.12982240 >>12982203 Something something Kunoichi, or something something Jinko, or something something duel between the two.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:16:02 No.12982241 >>12982236 Eh, I'm too much of a coward faggot to off myself anyway. Instead, I'll just keep going through with my (likely insane and impossible) life plan, wasting everyone's time and money as I go along until the day I finally do croak.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:17:34 No.12982245 >>12982241 Stiff upper lip, pal. Stiff upper lip. Make your waifu proud of you, dammit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:17:45 No.12982248 >>12982237 Moose's story has a bigger problem than its length imo, mainly the mary sue protags who are all overpowered to shit. Its hard to root for people who just cockily smack everyone else down.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:18:01 No.12982249 >>12982234 Too many to just list out right here. I'd have to go back and try to remember what stories I actually liked then find out who wrote them. My bookmarks are a fucking mess right now but I'll see if I can find some that were really good.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:18:19 No.12982250 >>12982166 That sounds like a possibility, going by mythology, and however KC may handle the Kumiho's liver obsession.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:18:21 No.12982251 >>12982245 The thought of someday doing so really is all that keeps me going.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:18:49 No.12982253 >>12982226 seems a bit strange to me too is he really just going to ignore a writefag because of one story that he didnt like

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:19:04 No.12982254 >>12982232 How bout I kill myself, and then she lives out the rest of her life, and then we shag each other senseless in MG heaven under the approving gaze of Illias.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:19:47 No.12982257 >>12982203 Cactus Alraune

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:20:48 No.12982259 >>12982254 >Illias >Approving monster screwing Judgment tap in 3...2...1...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:21:52 No.12982262 >>12982257 Will she be into skinship despite her spikes?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:22:17 No.12982265 >>12982203 CC MG of your choice trying to find a man and failing at it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:22:36 No.12982268 >>12982254 >Implying she'd remain celibate and dedicated for the rest of her extremely long life-span. >For a guy whom she was begin to doubt her feelings for. >And who then offed himself before she could sort herself out. Shit Husbando confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:24:30 No.12982272 >>12982262 But of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:25:01 No.12982274 File: 233 KB, 1920x1080, WhatCouldGoWrong.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you ready to join the two most well-balanced MGs on a quest that spans time? Me neither...

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:26:23 No.12982278

>>12982250
I wonder if KC actually is going to do the Kumiho at all.
I sort of struggle to see a way to make her gimmick sexy without just falling into the trap that the Inari and Kitsune already fall into.
I mean, her defining feature is that she eats your liver.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:26:31 No.12982279 >>12982274 Chesire & Wurm's Excellent Adventure

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:27:44 No.12982283 >>12982274 Thanks, mango. >>12982272 What kind of cactus though? The large as hell ones? The short ones?The convoluted branch ones with barbed spikes that will actually MOVE towards sources of heat near them?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:28:48 No.12982286 >>12982283 Saguaro. You know, the enormous ones Make her much bigger than MC (a foot or two at least)

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:28:50 No.12982287

>>12982279
>>12982274
>They arrive in the future only to find that all remaining human men have been turned into Alps
>The most popular MG is the Sea Slime
>All of humanity is led by the massive tsundere King Grump Alp
>Spends his time calling his subjects faggots and insisting he isn't an alp despite looking like a Succubus who got implants

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:29:57 No.12982291 >>12982283 >cactus girl >"ayy gringo!" >10,000 needles >no me gusta

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:30:28 No.12982294 >>12977691 It's gotten enough sequels. Let's not.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:31:56 No.12982296 >>12982291 >Mexican >Not from the American Southwest C'mon anon

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:32:12 No.12982299 >>12982286 So a tall girl? Will she be meek or tomboyish?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:32:58 No.12982300 >>12982299 She's a cactus Tsundere, clearly.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:33:50 No.12982303 >>12982300 >tsundere Boring and will most likely be done wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:33:50 No.12982304 File: 179 KB, 1024x1595, cactus girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12982291

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:34:09 No.12982307 >>12982274 >>12982287 >"Wurm, we godda get back to 1964" >"Oh, to stop world war 3 right?" >"...Yeah sure, get in." These kinds of movies can only be really terrible, or really great.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:34:53 No.12982308 >>12982303 But she's prickly on the outside and juicy on the inside!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:35:01 No.12982309 >>12982299 Sultry, but mysterious.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:36:13 No.12982312 >>12982309 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:39:50 No.12982321 >>12982155 It was okay, need to vary your adjectives in the smut sections, and to be honest, seeing the sex from her point of view was very off putting.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:40:33 No.12982323 >>12982307 What if they're both?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:41:36 No.12982326 >>12982323 Then it's another Army of Darkness.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:42:07 No.12982327 >>12982323 The best kind of terrible.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:42:08 No.12982328

>>12982321
>need to vary your adjectives
I'd agree with you. Thanks for bringing it to my attention. Sometimes it's hard to find adjectives in sex that don't sound ridiculous. Probably my fault.
>seeing the sex from her point of view was very offputting
Well, there's not much I can do about that since it's more of a personal thing, but I know some people who like it.
Regardless, it was much harder than usual so I probably won't be doing that again.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:46:51 No.12982340 >>12982308 Just like real women when they don't shave!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:48:13 No.12982345 >>12982328 When in doubt, use turgid.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:49:22 No.12982351 >>12982345 Or cunny.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:50:10 No.12982354 >>12982345 Bob pls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:51:22 No.12982359 >>12982328 >but I know some people who like it. People who want to feel like they're the ones getting fucked?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:52:16 No.12982362 >>12982354 Whats wrong, can't stand the thought of a turgid tallwhacker trouncing some trollops tuppance?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:53:51 No.12982364

>>12982359
Or women. There's at least a few women running around these threads.

Regardless, it was an experiment and in the end I'm not sure I liked it.

>>12982345
Actually, all jokes aside I think that's on the list of words to never use in smut, along with 'ecstasy' and 'ministrations'.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:54:13 No.12982367 >>12982362 I bet you want some tugly wood to go with that

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:54:46 No.12982369 >>12982362 turgid is probably the least sexy word available it's like describing pussy as moist or damp.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:56:21 No.12982370 >>12982369 >moist Not... NECESSARILY terrible Damp should only be used in the context of panties A better comparison would be "Dank" in it's actual definition.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:56:27 No.12982372 >>12982364 What? TFag doesn't come here, and Maritan only drops by to Lilim bomb. What women are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:56:30 No.12982373 >>12982362 >Dick smacking a skank's pay Is that how you pay all your prostitutes? Just lay the cash on the table and then whack it with your dick?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:57:29 No.12982375 >>12982372 I think it's statistically likely that one or two anons are women. A decent number of girls I know are into corruption as a fetish. Do you really think that there's not one woman lurking or pretending to be a man here?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:57:31 No.12982376 >>12982370 Dank implies cold though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:57:33 No.12982377 >>12982373 Just whip it out and use it like a stapler.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:57:58 No.12982378

>>12982369
>Not wanting a Jabberwocky to grab you from behind, pin her into her breasts, speak sultry and slow into your ear lewd things as her secondary mouths pull down your trousers, and hearing her lightly and gently hold up your erect member and whisper "Ara, look at how turgid you've grown. Perhaps I should do something about it..." as her tail wraps around your leg.

So you gay or what? Can't stand girls with large vocabularies? Wonderland girls would be all over that shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:58:10 No.12982379 >>12982370 say the words "moist" and "turgid" out loud

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 22:59:03 No.12982380 >>12982376 And "turgid" implies sort of lukewarm. Dicks are usually very warm. >>12982378 Actually that would probably kill my boner due to laughing. >>12982379 Moist sounds fine to me. Turgid sounds... weird.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:00:23 No.12982382 >>12982379 Now imagine your grandparents saying it during sexytime. See the difference and why neither should ever be used?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:00:55 No.12982385

>>12982362
fanfiction 101: Thesaurus abuse

I use my throbbing penile twat thumper to pierce her puckering, quivering quim; meanwhile my salivating teasing tongue tousles those rigid round nipples atop them bouncing buxom breasts.

working title: Ur Mum & I

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:01:24 No.12982386 >>12982382 absolutely anything being said by my grandparents during sexytime would be a turnoff thats not really a good comparison

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:01:49 No.12982388 >>12982369 I dunno man, I don't mind moist or damp. I, for one, have actually used "Clamy" to describe An Undead Lich's cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:02:18 No.12982390 >>12982385 I just fucking spit my drink all over my wall.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:02:40 No.12982391

>>12982378
It's not a sexy word, and implying I'm gay or wouldn't fuck an ara ara Jabberwock regardless is just poor logic
>>12982382
[shuddering intensifies]
>>12982385
this. If you can say something with less words, do it. Otherwise, you're a fucking hack.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:03:04 No.12982392

>>12982380
>You begin laughing
>Can't take her seriously
>Jabberwock gets both offended and flustered
>Walks out on you
>Oni who was thinking of raping you sees you still hunched over laughing on the sidewalk with your cock whipped out
>Begins to think something is seriously wrong with you
>Moves briskly away
>Matango in the corner notices everyones left
>She doesn't even care if her lover is mentally sound or not, she'll take anything
>By the time you stop laughing, you notice spores clinging onto your dick

Next time just fuck the Thesaurus Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:03:18 No.12982393 >>12982375 >Do you really think that there's not one woman lurking or pretending to be a man here? Outside of Maritan? Yes, we're gross.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:03:40 No.12982394 >>12982385 >twat thumper >Pierce her puckering >Quivering quim >Teasing tongue tousles >rigid round >bouncing buxom breasts TOO MUCH ALLITERATION.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:03:43 No.12982395 >>12982379 I don't like saying the word 'panties' out loud.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:04:18 No.12982397

>>12982380
>Dicks are usually very warm.
You should know from all the ones that have been in your mouth

>Actually that would probably kill my boner due to laughing.
She would be laughing at your tiny penis on the other hand

>Turgid sounds... weird.
I also bet it tastes weird. I don't know, I'll defer to the expert.
So, how does a turgid dick taste, anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:04:20 No.12982398 >>12982394 >that's the joke . bmp

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:04:32 No.12982400 >>12982393 I think that's statistically unlikely, but okay. I know at least a few girls who are in to MGE. It's not impossible.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:04:37 No.12982401 >>12982392 A can just sear them off! I will beat this or die trying!!!

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:04:52 No.12982402

>>12982380
>"turgid" implies sort of lukewarm.

No it doesn't. It's just a synonym for swollen. When it's usually used in biology, it's just always firm and swollen.

Of course swollen isn't a very sexy descriptor either.

Mostly this discussion makes me think most people have never heard turgid used in everyday life. I mean it's just specific to me, like someone saying head trauma vs. concussion. One of those just sounds incredibly out of place in everyday life, even if it's accurate.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:04:55 No.12982403 >>12982394 Say that shit near a Mad Hatter, Jabberwock, or Chesire, and brace yourself for the flood that'd follow.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:05:40 No.12982406 >>12982395 say pantsu then

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:06:38 No.12982409 >>12982403 >waterfall in my pants.png

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:06:59 No.12982411

>>12982402
Fair enough.
Maybe it's just because the word sounds... wrong to me.
Also, head trauma and concussion are both kind of everyday words.

>>12982406
Then you just sound like a weeb.
>>12982397
I'm not sure.
Never described a dick as 'turgid' before today.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:09:05 No.12982416 >>12982406 didn't and english fan using that word in email to KC piss him off?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:09:14 No.12982417 >>12982406 But then I just want to say pantsu on head retarded because it makes me giggle

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:09:20 No.12982419 >>12982411 >sound like a weeb >on /jp/ >on 4chan thanks, anon, wouldn't want to sound like that here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:10:21 No.12982425 >>12982419 Gotta hide your power level in real life, anon. Pretend to be a normal person.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:11:51 No.12982430 >>12982403 > "Ah yes! I've gathered you all here for the most important of announcements!" > They all lean in, eager to know what will set their heart aflutter and pants asoakin' > "Ahem." > "Penis." > You're raped for 40 hours straight.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:12:55 No.12982435 >>12982425 If your power level is too hight, it's difficult to supress it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:13:23 No.12982437 >>12982425 but we're here now, anon. just say pantsu.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:13:28 No.12982439 >>12982402 >swollen >not a sexy descriptor just imagine her belly swollen with your seed while you pump in and out of her. it's limited though i'll give you that.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:14:02 No.12982440

>>12982411

Head trauma is clinical and usually only used by someone after they're treated. Concussion is standard lexicon.

"Looks like he's got some head trauma." is not what a friend would say after an accident. "Careful, he might have a concussion!" is.

There's a lot of definitive science adjectives people don't use much though.

Everyone knows transparent, translucent, and opaque, but how often are they used and in proper context? Average person will say transparent, or see-through.

You'll hear pearly but not opaline etc. etc.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:14:40 No.12982441 >>12982430 Jabberwocks will orgasm just from uttering the word. Makes health class awkward as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:15:03 No.12982442 >>12982439 Swollen is neutral, and used incorrectly there unless you're doing some inflation fetish thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:15:11 No.12982443 >>12982400 But it makes no sense for a girl to like MGE. They're monster fodder. Unless, they like the idea of being a predator to men. Self inserting as the MG. But nah, I don't believe it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:16:45 No.12982445 >>12982441 >Health class in MG High >Only male in the class >Get sultry looks all period every period >iamnotokwiththis.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:16:55 No.12982446 >>12982443 They can just corrupt themselves, just like a human boy can want to be Alped. N-Not that I'd want to be Alped, I mean that'd be gay right! Haha, who'd want to be Alped right? Not me, that's for sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:17:00 No.12982447 >>12982443 >they want to be the monstergirl >they want to be a Lamia and have cuddlesex with a man

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:17:21 No.12982448 >>12982443 Girls do like romance and star-crossed lovers though which monstergirls have in spades. Isn't that why TF said she liked EMG?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:17:33 No.12982449

>>12982416
No, since "Pantsu" is just Engrish used for "underpants". Saying the word alone isn't enough to piss anyone off.

What pissed KC off was the context in which it was used in said message to him, implying all Japanese are mindless perverts who buy used panties out of vending machines. Something like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:18:40 No.12982452 >>12982445 >they start talking about the penis >hoots and hollers from every corner in the room >jinko tail in your crotch from the girl to your right >alp spadetail from the girl on your left >sweatingman.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:19:00 No.12982453 >>12982445 >Jabberwock who normally looks pretty uninterested in things keeps shuddering every time "penis" is mentoned

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:19:14 No.12982455

>>12982443
Well, other than Mari, I know of at least several other girls who're fans of the MGE.

Although I do doubt whether a couple of them are actually girls...but still, at least a few of them I know for a fact are female, and do like the MGE, self inserting as MGs, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:19:54 No.12982459 >>12982449 >What pissed KC off was the context in which it was used in said message to him what was the message?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:20:46 No.12982460 >>12982395 I just call them what they really are; hindrances.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:20:46 No.12982461 File: 560 KB, 764x1200, Glacies younger design.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the third fanart of glacies >total cute Fuck, I love this

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:20:58 No.12982462 >>12982446 Sure anon. Whatever you say.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:21:08 No.12982463 >>12982459 I forget the exact wording, but I just said what the gist of it was.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:21:49 No.12982464 >>12982461 10/10 would father many children with

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:22:09 No.12982466 >>12982461 >Dat Hair Makes my kokoro go doki-doki.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:22:54 No.12982467 >>12982446 Anon are you wearing stockings?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:23:07 No.12982469 >>12982443 Corruption is a pretty common fetish for women, at least where I'm from. Also it's got destined romance and shit, and all monsters get a jump on being unbelievably hot, which is a pretty common desire for anyone.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:23:28 No.12982470

>>12982240
>You woke up to the presence of a warm ball of fur
>"Good morning, Anon~ Would you like some breakfast?"
>Who the hell was she
>A jinko was snuggled next to you on the bed, her fingers tracing your cheeks
>"My cute husband is so cute when he's asleep~He's even cuter when he woke up! I'm sorry I had to wake you up!"
>No seriously, who the hell was she.
>How the hell did she manage to break into your house
>You didn't recall marrying anyone
>Shit, maybe you drank a little too much with that oni co worker at the bar
>You were too sleepy and had too much of a hangover to deal with this shit
>You grabbed the phone and began to dial 911
>As the dial was ringing, a black object crashed into your bedroom window, shrapenel of glass and wood flying everywhere across the room
>"Anon, are you okay? Had that filthy slut hurt you?"
>What
>A kuinochi stood there surrounded by broken wood and glass
>Shit, you don't even know what's going on anymore
>The jinko stood up and began to push the kuinochi to the wall
>"Back the fuck off?!"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:23:30 No.12982471 >>12982448 >Romance ... ... ... ... WHAT? >>12982455 >and do like the MGE, self inserting as MGs, etc. Is that okay?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:24:32 No.12982472 >>12982461 Reminds me of that Persona Robo girl. The blonde one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:24:58 No.12982473 >>12982409 Fun fact: She doesn't actually say that. Her son does.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:25:06 No.12982474 >>12982461 She's too soft

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:25:17 No.12982475 >>12982459 What pantsu does deruella chan wear uguu~?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:25:35 No.12982476 >>12982469 >and all monsters get a jump on being unbelievably hot, which is a pretty common desire for anyone. Could have fooled me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:25:49 No.12982478 >>12982464 >>12982466 >>12982474 There should be more, but people obsess over the shit like manticore

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:26:06 No.12982479 >>12982474 I mean I like soft, but it's not really a good fit for something supposedly made of ice

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:26:31 No.12982482 File: 271 KB, 200x231, 1413516210391.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12982409

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:27:11 No.12982484 >>12982475 Yours, after she's done with you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:28:06 No.12982486 >>12982476 What, you want to be ugly? People want to be attractive, generally speaking.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:28:12 No.12982487 >>12982462 I'm glad you understand then! >>12982467 H-How did you know? I mean, they're really nice and comfy, anyone would wear them right?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:28:38 No.12982488

>>12982471
>Is that okay?
Why wouldn't it be?
I know that people get all up in a tizzy around here about >"Being the Monster Girl", but that's because we are, whether there is any female presence at all, still male in the vast majority. As this ain't exactly "Gender Politics Equality Central", the idea of turning into a woman is thus looked down on and/or mocked.

I see no reason why it should be a problem for girls though. Isn't it even a good thing really? It shows that there are women out there in this niche who already have the desire to become MGs of the sort we all desire.
>B-But 3DPD!
I don't care.

>>12982476
Any ham-beast who declares that she's fine the way she is and society should stop pressuring her is lying to herself because she can't fit her fucking neck in a noose, or find an artery to cut, or any other simple out compared to forcing others to accept that it's OK to be a disgusting, broken, failure of a human being.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:29:14 No.12982489

>>12982445
>be in health class
>Covering sex ed. Yadda yadda yadda
>all of a sudden you hear
>anon! Come up to help me in this demonstration
>you look up and see that weresheep nurse bent over the desk
>and she has no panties
Being a student at MG high is suffering

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:29:23 No.12982490 >>12982484 Well she fucking can't because they have my name on them.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:30:02 No.12982491
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>>12982470
>"My cute husband is so cute when he's asleep~He's even cuter when he woke up! I'm sorry I had to wake you up!"
>No seriously, who the hell was she.
My lonely ass would snuggle up to her right then and there.

I wouldn't even mind if she had a bizarre sclick-cave created in my honor, or lack thereof.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:30:26 No.12982493 >>12982486 No, I was thinking of the million of anti attractive characters in videogames and movies that have come up because of sjw.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:30:35 No.12982494 >>12982491 I agree with dis nigga right here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:31:12 No.12982495 >>12982487 Anon you better not be wearing a garter belt. Swear to god

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:31:15 No.12982496 >>12982490 After the night you two had, her panties no longer exist. Are you just going to send her home with nothing to remember you by?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:31:35 No.12982497 >>12982489 Let's play a game. Okay, so you are all probably at a desk or in bed, or whatever. The closest object to your right that is not directly connected to your computer, is the one you shove up her butt. How much will she enjoy it?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:31:43 No.12982498 >>12982489 >"Today class we're going to show off intercrural sex. Jimmy, would you like to help me with the demonstration?" >Other classmates start cheering him on and making cat calls as he walks to the front of the class

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:31:49 No.12982500

>>12982489
>>12982452
>>12982453
>Be after school on the weekend
>Go to a study session with MG friends
>Do math, history, etc.
>All of a sudden one of the girls says "Ok, now we should study for Health class"
>All the girls giggle and stare at you
>I'mgoingtodiehereandnow.jpeg

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:32:52 No.12982502 >>12982497 I have a pair of earbuds to my right. It's not going to be comfortable or pleasing, but at least it's not life threatening.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:33:24 No.12982503 >>12982497 >Blanket >Keyboard ...neither of these things seem like a good idea.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:33:29 No.12982504
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>>12982488
>Any ham-beast who declares that she's fine the way she is and society should stop pressuring her is lying to herself because she can't fit her fucking neck in a noose, or find an artery to cut, or any other simple out compared to forcing others to accept that it's OK to be a disgusting, broken, failure of a human being.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:34:04 No.12982506 >>12982498 Time for Jim to stab himself with a pen. It's the only way to save your pelvis.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:34:08 No.12982507 >>12982496 But how the fuck will I know my name if she's got my underpants? Also, people will think she's me. This is completely unacceptable, she'll ruin my reputation. I'd also never sleep with a lilim because I don't like them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:34:33 No.12982509 >>12982487 Anon it's okay those stockings look okay... Waitaminute, is that a garter belt too?!? stop it anon you're walking a fine line

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:34:48 No.12982510 >>12982495 Well uh In the hypothetical situation that I were to, which I'm not saying I am, but if I were, how would you react?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:35:06 No.12982511 >>12982506 There is no escape. Only acceptance.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:36:06 No.12982513 >>12982497 >My glasses You always said I should see new things, dear! Its going in!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:36:10 No.12982514 >>12982510 I would tell you to wear the fucking dress

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:36:11 No.12982515 >>12977042 >>12977051 >>12977052 >>12977068 >>12977070 >>12977074 Don't mean to be a giant newfag but could someone direct me? This sounds like something I'd like reading. Or watching.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:36:33 No.12982517 >>12982488 >Truth.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:37:25 No.12982519 >>12982515 >watch Read. She from a story.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:38:19 No.12982522

>>12982493
Most women don't agree with SJWs, they just aren't a big enough part of the gaming crowd to care or make an impact. Makeup and jewelry and fashion are enormous industries and they don't do it so they can look ugly, anon.

most women find sjw hamplanets to be kind of funny but kind of sad, in my experience.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:38:30 No.12982523 >>12982497 >A packaged tooth brush I never took upstairs to the bathroom But I was gonna use that..

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:38:45 No.12982524 >>12982500 By the end of the school year you had to drop out and find a job because of your classmates and that weresheep nurse getting pregnant >Being a student at MG high is suffering

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:38:51 No.12982526 >>12982515 Don't be afraid anon, we're not like /a/ entirely

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:39:11 No.12982527 >>12982497 >a can of coke I'm fairly sure she'd enjoy it. Thank goodness it's full.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:39:34 No.12982528 >>12982495 Would you fuck an alp in his "not-a-girlpussy"?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:39:50 No.12982530 >>12982523 >get called up to help with a sexual demonstration >Spend the time cleaning the teacher's butthole instead

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:40:03 No.12982531 >>12982526 Well, can you tell me what to read I'm looking through the list that was linked at the top but can't seem to find it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:40:07 No.12982533 >>12982510 >how would I react? Hard.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:40:18 No.12982534 >>12982528 With a condom.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:40:57 No.12982536
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>>12982515
Keep in mind that the guy starts of pretty much going brutally insane and somewhat mellowing out
toward the contritient girls as time goes on. And anons picked the choices at every major junction.

It begins here:
http://pastebin.com/BDMLk9TK
It has a couple different routes to choose from, and is hundreds of pages long by now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:40:58 No.12982537 >>12982531 Wish I could help, but I have no idea myself

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:41:27 No.12982539 >>12982528 From the back

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:43:57 No.12982541 >>12982528 Yes, and with a condom

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:44:15 No.12982542 >>12982536 T-Thank you anon I wish I had something to pay you with.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:45:15 No.12982546 >>12982542 Don't be an alp.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:45:46 No.12982548 >>12982536 Last time I read this June got her fangs ripped out and beaten up by Horse Pussy. I couldn't bear to read anymore because my heart bled too much for her. Hows June been since and does she get revenge/love?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:46:32 No.12982549 >>12982536 dan?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:47:47 No.12982552

>>12982528
Without a condom.
From behind.
And I'd come inside.
Then I'd leave the little slut moaning in a pile of his/her own sexual fluids.

And I wouldn't be the babby daddy - fuck paying raising some slut kid. Alps are made to be used and dumped.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:48:06 No.12982553 >>12982548 You big, squishy wuss.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:48:39 No.12982554 >>12982548 >June >Implying she wasn't a giant bag of shit who deserved it. I do admire your...empathy though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:49:07 No.12982555 >>12982552 This nigga know what's up.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:49:08 No.12982556 >>12982548 June dropped out of school and has been working some secret Hail Mary plan in run down mansion home.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:49:09 No.12982557 H-Hey guys How about playing a lewd game?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:50:08 No.12982559 >>12982557 I'm listening.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:50:11 No.12982560 >>12982557 And what, by chance, does this game entail?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:50:16 No.12982562 >>12982557 I-I dunno man, I'm really shy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:50:24 No.12982563 >>12982552 You're horrible. Alps are great wives if you stopped treating them like shit!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:51:08 No.12982565 >>12982557 we just played one here:>>12982497 but suggestions are welcome.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:51:19 No.12982566 >>12982557 Like "Tie up the Alp and pump her full of semen"?"?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:51:38 No.12982567 >>12982557 What game are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:51:57 No.12982568 >>12982563 >Was a guy once >You have to level her up yourself. >Gives birth to succusluts. Um...no?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:52:35 No.12982569 >>12982488 You haven't though of all the terrible things they could do to you, as monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:53:52 No.12982572 >>12982568 Truly, you are my niggest of nigs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:55:43 No.12982576 >>12982563 I don't want a wife. I want a slut. I don't even really want it, per se. I just want use it. Then I'll throw it out like the cum rag it is.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:55:58 No.12982577

Guys, I have a slight problem.
>went out drinking with old HS buddy
>get there he's in a hoodie and sweatpants
>drinking montage commence
>he asks if it's cool if he comes over
>fire up the old SNES, crack a few more beers
>just like old times
>get home
>friend goes to the bathroom
>comes out in full lingerie
>no panties
>and no dick
>she apparently went full alp after that crazy graduation night I never like to talk about
>but she claims she loves me and will do so forever
Please help she's trying to knock down my door.
I just wanted play SNES

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:56:13 No.12982580 >>12982568 Are you that extremely homophobic guy who gets really angry whenever 63 Nasus is posted?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:56:56 No.12982582 >>12982580 Nope, I'm gonna agree: All succubus types a shit. All of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:57:31 No.12982583 >>12982580 No, just a guy who really doesn't like succusluts.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:58:18 No.12982586 >>12982577 Quick anon, remember the douchiest things he has done to you and make yourself mentally stoic. You are gonna go and bully that goddamn Alp

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:58:27 No.12982587 >>12982577 you act like a skinny alp girl could ever be a threat. Play your snes while she either plays with you or beats at your pack with truly pathetic punches.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:58:33 No.12982588 >>12982577 Nothing a suplex can't solve

Anonymous Sat, Jan 31, 2015 23:58:51 No.12982589

>>12982559
Well okay.

Roll for randomized monster girl
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Now for your powers
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Now with your powers, you have to do the perviest thing possible to said waifu. If you manage to mindbreak her, then you gain an additional power of these following rolls. You may only roll once

https://www.random.org/

1.Time stop
With the power of time, you can rape your waifu endlessly. To her it seems like the sensations of hours of rough sex are condensed into a space of a minute. Also you can fuck anything and anyone, anywhere any time

2.Mind control
With the power of mind control, you can make anyone submit to your will. No matter how slutty or prude they were, with your powers they can become whatever you want. In fact, even the most prideful of vampires can become begging for your cock in a matter of seconds.

More to come

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:00:39 No.12982594 >>12982497 >a cat no this game sucks

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:00:45 No.12982596 File: 1.81 MB, 2000x3000, fa6dfe31cfb69d2c895080aa3d21c2ff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12982582 >Hating on a MG staple You're entitled to your opinions just as I am entitled to call you a fag for having those opinions.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:01:12 No.12982597 >>12982577 You go out there and love that alp.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:01:15 No.12982598
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>>12982553
>>12982554
>Just a regular bully
>Have virginity stolen, something that matters doubleso since her species mates for life
>Gets her venom sacs burned out, scarring her for life
>Than her fangs torn out making her a mockery

Sure, she was a bully, but you make her open a door and have a bucket of water fall on her, or something. Not ruin her whole fucking life, and that's not even exaggerated. The police and her father think she's a joke and a slut, as well as everyone else, she's been maimed and mangled, I mean how can I not feel bad for her? She was just a poor girl in High School, she didn't deserve all that. Heck, if I remember it was established she was pretty much a loner and no one really socialized with her. I'm sure if some nice human boy just showed her some kindness and able to put up with her slight abrasiveness and venom, she'd be fine, have a cute husbando to marry and live her life contently and happily.

I don't get how people don't feel sorry for her. I mean, the Chesires arguably did worse and they got off pretty scot-free last time I read. They were beat up and mocked but nothing life-changing, I remember June even brings up how unfair it was.

I just feel so bad for her, no tough scaley Viper girl deserves what happened to her. It doesn't help that I adore Lamia girls, Big Meaty Claws which I remember she was described as having, adore her personality type, and I was born in June. Whenever I think about her I'm overcome with unbearable feelings of sadness for her whole situation. When June was first introduced in Vengence, I remember praying nothing too bad happened to her, but she ended up getting the worst treatment. At the scene where she got beat up by the two Centaur sisters, I just had to stop reading because my heart couldn't take it.

>>12982556
Man, that's such a shame. Her life is just going further odd of place now. I can only hope at this point she's able to at least accomplish her goals and find some happiness.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:01:33 No.12982600 >>12982596 >thinking succushits are good They are worst and most boring girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:01:42 No.12982602 >>12982596 >Liking sluts >On /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:02:34 No.12982604 >>12982598 >http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random wait what is june anyway? Is she allright?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:03:00 No.12982605 >>12982600 >succushits Oh boy, you're trolling again. Everyone ignore him and try to have a good time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:03:48 No.12982606 >>12982589 >Jinko >+ Radiation Aura I... Uh... There's no way I can do anything that won't involve horrible radioactive death.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:04:09 No.12982608 >>12982598 And your opinion is absolutely legitimate. I just didn't feel the same about her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:04:49 No.12982610 >>12982605 >someone disagrees with me >they're trolling nah i'm going to agree with him succubus a shit tier girl

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:05:00 No.12982611 >>12982589 >Tentacle >Shadow Generation Hmmmmm. I could scare her and then calm her down with cuddle sex.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:05:08 No.12982612

>>12982589
Kitsune-tsuki

Mass Expulsion

And since I can manipulate my limbs at will due to mass expulsion, I mindbreak her easily

1

I have better things to do then just fuck my new waifu senseless, but I will nonetheless make good use out of this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:05:39 No.12982613 File: 86 KB, 1920x350, MG Space.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is life like in Monster Girl Space guys? Tell me your stories.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:06:10 No.12982614 >>12982605 How about you stop crying troll everytime someone disagrees. It's getting old.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:06:10 No.12982615 >>12982594 BRB laughin my sac off. Who knows, maybe she's into beast.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:06:10 No.12982616 >>12982589 >Werecat alright not to ba >Poison Breath well fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:06:25 No.12982617 >>12981846 >That's one of the limitations of the greentext format, unfortunately. The writer can get caught up in the heat of the moment and not really think everything through. Good point

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:06:27 No.12982618 >>12982613 It sucks

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:06:47 No.12982619 >>12982589 >Beezlebub Hm >Photographic Encapsulation Oh yeah, time to trap her in some hentai's

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:06:57 No.12982620 >>12982598 I'm glad I stopped reading Vengeance at Nina end. I don't think I can read through and finish that kind of stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:07:20 No.12982621 >>12982613 Mostly empty. A lot of death outside your tin can and since there's no FTL there's nothing to do but wait.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:09:23 No.12982624 >>12982589 >Harpy >Telekinesis I make her orgasm repeatedly without even being in the same room as her or leaving my chair. What the limit for rolls? 100? Cause I got an 85.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:10:11 No.12982625 >>12982620 >Missed the best girl. >Picked the end where nothing is really resolved. I urge you to reconsider.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:10:23 No.12982626 >>12982606 >>12982616 Some people just have the worst luck.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:10:27 No.12982627

>>12982589
3.Ultimate pleasure
You become a god of sex. Surapssing even the greatest of incubuses, your sexual ability exceeds that of a god. With infinite sexual stamina you can manage to be nearly head to head with a hellhound. Your sexual skill exceeds that of a lillim.

4.Basedness
Lil B himself came down to earth and blessed you with a fraction of his based powers. With this immense amount of basedness you can now fuck every bitch. You will never be insulted ever again with Lil B's immense basedness making you appear to be perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:11:28 No.12982629 >>12982624 1 to 4 m8

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:11:31 No.12982630 >>12982627 >basedness Go home, /mu/.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:11:34 No.12982631

>>12982589
>Familiar
Ok

>Strength Absorption
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Strength_Absorption

Well, I can steal her, meager physical strength until she can barely move, preventing her from using and spell that aren't just verbal, and just have my way with her. Teasing her, attaching toys while she struggles in vain.

>1
Hmmm this is an odd combo.
Does essentially make me broken as I can just steal anyones strength.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:13:03 No.12982636

>>12982589
>Elf
Hoo Boy.
>Memory Erasure

I make her a blank slate, and begin teaching her everything in the way of lewdness. I would train her body again and again, only to erase the experience from her memory, of course, her body would remain pliant, so with each subsequent session, the stimulation seems greater, and her becoming accustomed to it would be reset to zero each time, giving her no chance to defend, until a mere touch from me is enough to send her into orgasm for hours.

If you find me worthy, I choose Time Stop.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:14:08 No.12982640 >>12982624 Alright then. >2 >Harpy >Telekinesis This is good right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:16:04 No.12982647 >>12982598 I still want to know what happened to the june bitch someone give me a recap of what happened

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:16:05 No.12982648
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>>12982604
June was a Viper Girl. Her build was kinda like a Wurm, but she had fangs and was a member of the Snake family. A unique feature of her species was that they keep this dull pale set of scales until they lose their virginity and mature. Once they do so, they don a new set of bright and colorful scales. Since they mate for life with only a single person, their virginity is very prized. They use their venom to hook their prize to them, so to make sure their mate is one for life.

A very unique Monster Girl, and certainly a more romantic inclined one than others.

And no... No, I'm afraid June isn't alright.

>>12982608
Well, I understand Vengence wasn't written and certainly won't appeal to me, but I'm just surprised I'm the only person in these threads who seems to feel the same way. Everyone else just thinks June's a Bitch and I don't get why.

>>12982620
I wish I had. I really do. But I kept reading, unaware of the rabbit hole that awaited me. Now, I just wish I could forget it, because whenever I think of June it just depresses me, and it takes a while to get my mind off of her. I know it sounds faggy to have so much empathy for a fictional character, and normally I don't, but for some reason with June in specific I just can't help but feel so sorry for her, and wish I could do something to heal her, because that poor girl needs it desperately.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:16:37 No.12982649 Is there an Alpification potion? If there is I'll need it for reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:17:13 No.12982651 >>12982649 You can't force someone to be an alp, anon. They need to want the cock.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:17:38 No.12982652 >>12982648 >And no... No, I'm afraid June isn't alright. We gon have to flesh this out a bit. > wish I could do something to heal her, because that poor girl needs it desperately. Any chance of the author giving her a helping hand?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:18:05 No.12982654 >>12982649 Canon wise? No, I don't believe there are genderswap/alp anyone potion.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:18:26 No.12982655 >>12982577 >>she apparently went full alp after that crazy graduation night I never like to talk about >>but she claims she loves me and will do so forever These threads are making me more and more skeptical about Alps by the day.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:18:31 No.12982656 >>12982589 >Mantis >Monster Physiology Uuummm...this might tread into >Monster Guy territory, should I reroll? Or proceed?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:19:10 No.12982658 >>12982656 Reroll bruh

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:19:11 No.12982659 >>12982649 There is not. If Sabbath makes this, then they are forever the dumbest and worst faction in MGE, making something that would reduce the number of men available.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:19:31 No.12982660 >>12982648 >Everyone else just thinks June's a Bitch and I don't get why. Without going on a rant, I once knew someone like June (personality-wise). Maybe it's that. Maybe I just don't like snake girls, who can say for sure?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:19:32 No.12982661 File: 24 KB, 790x612, 1415562868361.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12982649 Drink semen and listen to Barbra Streisand songs.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:19:40 No.12982662 >>12982652 It's best to let sleeping dogs lie, anon. Not every situation can be magically fixed with healing and love. Sometimes life is unfair. Incredibly unfair.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:21:09 No.12982666 >>12982662 but isn't it a CYOA? Or is it finished?

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:21:33 No.12982669

>>12982613
>Have custom-build space ship.
>Live on and maintain it with Anubis waifu.
>Travel from port-to-port
>Exploring space, seeing new worlds, seeing sights no one ever has before, meeting unique and interesting aliens.
>Occasionally buy new parts and technology from different societies.
>Reverse engineer and integrate them into Home-Ship
>Gets cozier year after year.

Pretty damn nice I think.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:21:44 No.12982670 File: 345 KB, 831x1200, 1414900009688.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alright, anons. Would you a cyberzombie girl? Would you help her feel love again?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:21:56 No.12982672 >>12982661 >not Cher

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:22:57 No.12982673 >>12982652 Heir to the Serpent was one of the possible ends mentioned as still in play. So she should have a role yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:23:15 No.12982674 A-Are CYOAS allowed?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:23:47 No.12982675 >>12982674 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:24:04 No.12982677 >>12982670 >Cyber-Zombie So...a female Raiden? Fuck yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:24:17 No.12982678 >>12982669 >On space ship with Dragon waifu >Hear distress beacon >It's a "Baby's Cry" type >Waifu rips out the speaker and asks if visiting Space Tahiti-IV would make for a relaxing vacation

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:24:56 No.12982680 >>12982674 Nein.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:24:57 No.12982681 >>12982674 Not since CYOAnon died.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:25:05 No.12982684 File: 169 KB, 798x631, 1419223202628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12982661 >You will never be a novice adventurer and be bullied by a group of Succubi many levels above you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:25:12 No.12982685 >>12982678 Clever girl.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:25:52 No.12982687

>>12982677
except that her soul constantly screams for death and this pollutes the magical atmosphere around her
magic simply fails to work and she seems nigh constantly morose, only remembering to eat when the drugs she must take daily tell her to.

ON THE OTHER HAND, she's superhumanly strong, flexible, and bulletproof.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:26:04 No.12982689 >>12982670 Yeah sure. I'd like to love a Bladewolf girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:26:26 No.12982691 >>12982684 >Novice >Fighting Succubi at his level He's asking to be turned into a cuddlebug

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:27:17 No.12982694 >>12982636 Seemed to miss I had to roll for that too, and I got timestop.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:27:29 No.12982696 >>12982689 >Tsun Cyberwere-wolf Sounds fun

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:27:30 No.12982697 >>12982684 Reminds me of the Kardashian sisters There's the prototypical best girl on the left Ugly castoff up top One that's not as good as the girl on the left, but has her own allure.

>>	Maritan Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:28:28 No.12982702 >>12982212 Mhm, I liked robo too. The apocalyptic future was one of my more favorite spots simply because of the tone it gave to the story and how grim the future was. Now I feel like playing chrono trigger again...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:28:57 No.12982703 >>12982691 He took the quest before looking at the level recommendation. If only he read the quest details instead of just hastily accepting it without thinking. At least the Succubi will make a man out of him.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:31:02 No.12982709 >>12982703 Will there be singing involved?

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:31:21 No.12982710

>>12982589
Alright, I rerolled.

>Mantis
>Frigokinesis (Control of snow)

Alright...so, guess this is what I'd do is mostly based around ice-play? Manipulate the snow into tentacles, letting them wrap around and tease her nipples, the chill hardening them and making them all the easier to pinch and tease. And then, two tentacles stuffing up her ass and pussy, the contrast of the cold filling up her warm body heightening her sensitivity. And then, after she's cum a couple times from that, I pull out the one in her now-chilled pussy, replacing it with my nice, hot, hard cock, the sensation of it warming up her cooled body hopefully driving her over the edge.

Something like that?

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:31:39 No.12982712
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>>12982652
>We gon have to flesh this out a bit.
Well I haven't read the story recently but see the recaps in >>12982598 and >>12982556. Poor girl is just suffering now.

>Any chance of the author giving her a helping hand?
I wish. I so fucking wish. I would give anything for June to just be able to live a happy life, with a nice husband to femdom again and everything in her life be back to normal, and all those bad events that happened to her would be like they never happened.

>>12982660
While I can kind of understand that, please try to remember that just as the son shouldn't pay for the sins of the father, 2d shouldn't pay for the sins of 3d.

>>12982662
Yes it can. Love and kindness can go incredible ways. I'd gladly give myself over to June and let myself get addicted to her venom, put up with her acerbic nature, and be femdomed if it would allow me to show her kindness, care, love, and understanding, and eventually would lead to bringing her smile back and making her happy. Kindness, love and healing are some of the greatest tools mankind has at their disposal and I firmly believe they can overcome any hurdles and heal anyone.

>>12982666
I think it has some choices occasionally, but for the most part it's a straightforward story.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:31:44 No.12982713 >>12982709 If by singing you mean lewd moans of pleasure, sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:31:47 No.12982714 >>12982709 HE WILL BE SEARED!

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:31:59 No.12982715

>>12979510
Dragonfly Gril: Cats Edition Cont.

>"...Fuck it"
>You just give up
>Your loss, might as well take it like a man
>Before you can leave with your quarry the elderly Dormouse wanted to serve the two of you something
>It's a desert bowl
>Filled with jelly, light syrup, lychee berries and jackfruit pieces
>Strangely when eaten made you feel calm and relaxed.
>Even Megan was quietly enjoying her meal
>"Do you like it?"
>"Yeah, it's quite mild yet surprisingly pleasant" you both say
>Did you just copy what she just said?
>"I'm so glad."
>When you both were finished with your deserts you cleaned, said your good byes and went on your separate ways
>Back at home your Ushi-Oni sister was playing with her friends while your folks are out
>Engage pleasantries.exe
>"Hey everyone, would any of you care for some tea and snacks?"
>Your sister is looking at you like you just told everyone that she's scared of roaches
>"Uh no, we're good"
>"Okay then, have fun with your artwork project"
>"Kay"
>Since it's a Friday night, might as well start enjoying yourself
>Dried Mangos to the left
>Lotus Seed drink to your right
>And a whole marathon's worth of MGCI:SVU in front of you
>Time to laugh at the convoluted ways a shota offs a full grown MG
>By the time you got to the episode with a pyromaniac Shirohebi loli, you hear someone at the door
>"I'll get it" says your sister
>"Oh hi Megan"
>Suddenly the world went quiet
>No, no no no
>She is not going to kill your night, eat your drinks and gulp your food
>"Sup" says Megan, her dress attire a used Tee and slacks
>"Why are you here?" You say in a strained voice
>"What, can't a gal hang out with her bestest friend in the whole wide world?"
>"No."
>"Too bad, but seriously though I have something to tell you, in private maybe."
>"Wear protection please, and close the door too."
>You were staring daggers at your sister, and her giggling friends

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:32:23 No.12982716

Man I had this really fucked up dream last night.

In my dream I was playing Runescape and all the monsters were replaced with monster girls.
Most of the other players were too and I ended up getting led by some level 6 lizardwoman with bronze armor into the wildy where I was then raped by a Wurm as she ran off.

And it was old runescape with those janky shit animations that were like 3 frames per second so it wasn't even arousing.

Then my mom came in the room and told me to get a job and I woke up.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:33:12 No.12982717 >>12982702 Play it. Maybe even pay Chrono Cross after it. Helping out the people in the one dome just felt so good. Robo also proved numerous times that he was a Robro.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:33:26 No.12982719 >>12982716 >Then my mom came in the room and told me to get a job and I woke up. Well, hop to, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:34:20 No.12982723 >>12982712 So uh...What did happen, exactly?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:34:36 No.12982724 >>12982589 >Amazoness >Respiratory System Manipulation I honestly have no clue.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:36:06 No.12982729 >>12982724 CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF HER DOM HER FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE Hey, she may secretly enjoy giving up control for just a bit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:36:28 No.12982730 >>12982724 >chokesex

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:36:33 No.12982731 >>12982715 Yay! Been lookin' forward to more of this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:37:01 No.12982735 File: 156 KB, 800x800, 10e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12982716 >Then my mom came in the room and told me to get a job and I woke up.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:37:19 No.12982736 >>12982589 >Wurm >Emblem Magic Like shooting fish in a barrel.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:38:34 No.12982742

>>12982724
Oh! Yes! That one radio show host talked about is once. You have to play the choking game with her.

You have to give it to her, while choking the life out of 'em while you pleasure her. It's giving life, but taking it away at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:38:52 No.12982744 >>12982712 >I wish. I so fucking wish. I would give anything for June to just be able to live a happy life, I spose you could write a spinnoff story if you want. s'not like the writer will mind; it gives him more attention

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:39:44 No.12982748 >>12982742 >Amazon orgasms while being choked >Orgasms like never before >Gets hooked on it

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:43:09 No.12982753

>You pulled your skirt closer.
>It was degrading as a man to dress like this, but this was necessary for your own sake.
>Due to the recent ridiculously skewed gender populations, even the meekest of monsters turned into vicious sexual predators.
>The moment they knew you were a man was the moment it was all over.
>You nervously boarded the train. You probably guessed that you were the only male there.
>You had made sure to apply thick chocking perfume on you to hide your male scent.
>This would hopefully be enough to hide your musk.
>hopefully
>You learned your lesson from the bus incident a while back.
>A dog girl had smelled you and began to silently molest you.
>This had in turn made your male scent turn VERY noticeable.
>You had barely escaped with your virginity and clothes intact, and slipped through the front window of the bus.

Dystopia anon here do you want brutal rape or love story?

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:43:38 No.12982756

>>12982684
>be level 2 paladin
>be roaming around the hills
>helping villages, saving maidens
>getting no love for it because of being a paladin
>plus these three succubi sisters that keep following you
>"Hey anon, that last girl was too ugly why did you help her anyway?"
>the oldest Kasey asks
>explain how helping others isn't some contest and everybody gets help no matter how ugly
>feel a tail wrap around your leg
>the middle sister, Annah, starts talking
>"but anon, you've never helped us at all! And we're more beautiful than all those tramps!"
>explain how fucking all day won't help the world be a better place
>the youngest, Terri, walks up to you, her face and lips so close to yours
>"but anon this is too boring"
>oh gods above help you
>you're so close to renouncing everything and jumping them
>all of a sudden, you're lifted into the air by Kasey and dropped on your ass from about 10 feet up
>"you still have a LLLOOOONNGG way to go if you're gonna defeat our mother anon"
>and off you go, to your next adventure, with the succubus trio following your every step
>and you are conflicted by your happiness

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:44:18 No.12982760 >>12982753 How about a brutal love story

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:44:37 No.12982761 File: 169 KB, 910x1200, GIGAmetz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] To the Anon who wanted this: Look what you made me do, you fucker. Anyways, enjoy your diabeetus I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:45:57 No.12982764 >>12982753 I don't give a shit because I'm not reading your story.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:46:08 No.12982766 >>12982761 Oh lord, what have we unleashed.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:46:26 No.12982767 >>12982761 Is that Pac-Man?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:46:31 No.12982768 >>12982753 I don't allways like seeing stuff like NRAC pop up all the time, because it starts to seem forced, but shit like this is the reason it exists.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:46:39 No.12982769 >>12982761 Can you do spaghetti next?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:46:48 No.12982770 >>12982756 >considers breaking his vows Fucker falls right there. Have faith! >>12982753 Brutal love. Ushi-Oni love. >>12982764 Then... don't respond?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:46:55 No.12982771 >>12982761 My god, it's as funny as I imagined. >>12982767 It's Giga-Pudding

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:46:56 No.12982772 >>12982753 Love story?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:47:11 No.12982773 >>12982761 Oh lord, what have we done?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:47:26 No.12982774 >>12982497 A TV remote. A lot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:47:49 No.12982776 >>12982768 >NRAC wut?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:48:54 No.12982777 File: 165 KB, 1058x705, let's keep going.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12982761

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:49:20 No.12982779 >>12982761 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LKHpM1UeDA God no...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:49:47 No.12982783 >>12982777 I agree, but you guys can't stop, won't stop...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:49:48 No.12982784 >>12982770 It was the craziness factor that was the succubi keeping him from falling is what I was trying to accomplish. >I guess I failed, sorry bros, I brought shame and dishonor to my family

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:50:08 No.12982789 >>12982779 >>12982777 >>12982773 >>12982766 I am legit proud that my request caused all this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:51:04 No.12982793 >>12982779 No, Anon! I was trying to forget! I WAS TRYING TO FORGET!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:51:09 No.12982796 >>12982779 Oh fuck you, why?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:51:26 No.12982798 >>12982753 Brutal rape.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:51:51 No.12982799 >>12982779 Those were the dark times anon. Hilarious, but dark.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:53:36 No.12982803 >>12982760 >>12982770 >>12982772 God I hate you people.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:53:42 No.12982804 >>12982776 Wow you havn't heard of it? It's a club I made up for Monster Girl High several threads back. I keep seeing it pop up in threads with equal measures of annoyance and glee. Here's the original greentexts: http://pastebin.com/e5aQARcv

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:54:09 No.12982805 >>12982789 I hate you so much right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:54:14 No.12982806 >>12982779 >>12982761 I am now imagining her bouncing along singing this as loud as she can.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:54:22 No.12982808 >>12982803 love>hate deal w/ it

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:54:38 No.12982810 >>12982779 All I can see is an unusually happy Giga Pudding Bartometz dancing to this. Her ass jiggling as much as they pudding she's inside. And it arouses me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:55:16 No.12982812 >>12982805 And I love you anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:55:21 No.12982813 >>12982804 >you haven't heard of this thing I made up? >but it's so important! Not him but what? No, I haven't heard of your post from a couple threads ago. Why would I have heard of it, and why does it need an acronym?

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:55:53 No.12982815
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>>12982712

I don't usually do this but I'll tell you now that the next choice which I've been building up to since the hospital is a huge one, based on the kind of personality MC has made of himself. It will take place during the date with Izzy and it's Mion-and-the-doll-tier

And one of them leads to this. Forgive the incomplete nature. Loads of dialog and conversations saved back for different routes here.

http://pastebin.com/i1kx558K

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:57:20 No.12982820 >>12982804 I still like the description I came up with for a Photography Club.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:58:40 No.12982823 >>12982808 Too bad you don't have any in your life, and so have to fag up rape with it.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:58:58 No.12982825

>12982813
>you haven't heard of this thing I made up?
>but it's so important!
I didn't say either of those things. I said it frequently made appearances in threads. Which is also why you might've heard of it. And also why you might NOT have heard of it.
>>12982820
Don't remember that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:59:02 No.12982826 >>12982804 >Junko Best not be using my character born through a spelling mistake, bro.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:59:20 No.12982827 >>12982589 >Akaname >Bronze Mimicry So I can make myself into pure bronze, I could probably mindbreak her though it might take a while. >Mind Control Fuck yes, I'm getting a harem.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:00:32 No.12982831

>>12982825
>I said it frequently made appearances in threads.
Well, it clearly hasn't.
It still doesn't need a super speshul acronym because we should totally know what it means. Unless it's something that's been around for a LONG time, like MG for Monster Girl or MGC for Monster Girl City or whatever, acronyms without an explanation do nothing but confuse.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:01:02 No.12982834

>>12982825
this was meant to quote
>>12982813
>>12982826
Junko's been running loose for weeks now man. She's been huffing glue, reverting her age, sucking off heroin addicts, and chilling with the nerdy kids.
She's kinda famous, and therefore, threadcannon has raped her in both good and bad ways.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:02:42 No.12982837

>>12982715
>>12982731

Why thank you.

>You honestly considered slashing her canvas
>But chances are she could call it post modern and it represents the fragility of shattered beauty or some shit
>As you walk to your room, you're unconsciously tensing your hands and limbs, ready at any provocation
>You're not getting mind-broken tonight
>Megan sits on your bed cross legged
>And you're on your chair
>She makes the first move
>"So Anon, I've been thinking, since I know you well enough, I'd like to make a proposal"
>"No"
>"Nonono, when you see this, you'll definitely say yes."
>Like a magician, she pulls out that orange kitten with an 'M' on its forehead
>"Tadaaa"
>You brain just shut down, and it's silently rebooting
>"Huh?"
>"Abbey meet Anon, Anon Abbey. Abbey shake."
>And like a trained mutt the kitten extended a paw
>And like a trained monkey you shook it
>"Now Abbey is more than just a cat, she's going to be a symbol"
>"Of what exactly"
>"A commitment"
>You at this point just get up in a fighting stance
>"Not with you silly, a personal one."
>Now's she made you into a fool
>"I swear on Abbey's fur and paws that I, Megan Estelle, with you as my witness, to improve on all endeavors both academically and personally"
>"That's it? Nothing else? No trick?"
>"Nope. Do you want there to be a trick?"
>"I guess not?"
>"Great, now can you help me take care of her like say my place."
>Whatever smile you faked turned upside down
>"Did you just use a pet to get in my pants?"
>"No I had Abbey help me to ask you to help take care of her. Would you say no to this face."
>She gestured with the kitten staring at you with big, wet eyes, while she was making the same face
>You know she knows you like animals
>You know she knows that fluff is your kryptonite
>But she's so cute, the cat not her
>"Fine."
>"Wonderful."
>"For the cat. I ain't trusting you with taking care of a cat's needs and wants."
>"If you say so."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:03:26 No.12982843 >>12982804 >Manny the manticore Lel I forgot about that. Was that saved anywhere?

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:03:33 No.12982844

>>12982831
You seem very upset by this for some reason. If you'd go to the archives instead of complaining, you'd find out it's been mentioned in one way or another in almost every thread since it's creation, INCLUDING THIS ONE.

and NRAC stands for No Rape Allowed Club.
That expanded name has also been mentioned in nearly every thread, and it has been mentioned without being named specifically as well.

If you havn't heard of it, that's fine, but I can't understand why you're so mad.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:03:57 No.12982845

>>12982834
Junko is not a drug user and doesn't suck off people for money.
She doesn't go around with a bag of cheeseburgers and asks people for spare change.
She doesn't whore herself out.
And she doesn't hang out with nerdy kids.

So sayeth the ruler of MGK.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:04:03 No.12982846 >>12982826 >born through a spelling mistake Yeah, kind of like Shirihebi. Except your case didn't result in immediate regret.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:04:23 No.12982848 >>12982804 >http://pastebin.com/e5aQARcv that has to be the most cringey and circlejerky thing ive seen in weeks

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:05:47 No.12982850 >>12982843 Someone's got it. >>12982845 Threadcannon has done all of these things and more. >>12982848 >NRAC is the most cringy thing in weeks If you think that, you should see what inspired it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:05:49 No.12982851 >>12982846 But anon, both were born through my spelling mistakes and I regret neither of them

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:06:17 No.12982852
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>>12982815
Thank you so much. You have no idea how much this means to me, the idea that June can have her happy ending. Thank you so fucking much. Also

>Wanting to raise kids with a loving father who isn't mindbroken
>Both believes and wants everyone to be happy
>Actually has a chance to abuse MC who's constantly abused her, yet still restrains from slapping
Why do people think she's a bitch? She's clearly got plenty of kindness deep in her. She just needs someone loving to encourage said kindness to come out.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:07:23 No.12982856

>>12982844
You seem to think this thing of yours is much more important than it actually is, or what is better known as an unwarranted sense of self-importance.
I've not seen your acronym mentioned until you used it in this thread or the last. It doesn't need an acronym. Calling it by it's full name is fine but to expect people to recognize an obscure acronym and being surprised (>>12982804) that someone hasn't heard of it is just absurd..

>If you'd go to the archives instead of complaining
So you expect us to archive crawl through Foolz' shitty interface because you want this thing to catch on? Get real.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:07:35 No.12982857 >>12982851 I regret pointing it out. It's not the most awful thing that this thread has ever been exposed to, but it's just...too silly for me, ya know?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:07:47 No.12982858 >>12982850 >Threadcannon What threadcannon? The one or two greentexts?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:09:11 No.12982860 >>12982815 >>12982852 Viper girls sound olev

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:09:33 No.12982861 >>12982845 There's more than one homeless jinko out there MGK-anon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:09:37 No.12982862 >>12982850 >what inspired it i i shouldn't want to know but i must tell me

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:09:40 No.12982863 >>12982857 >too silly And turning planets into MGs wasn't?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:10:48 No.12982867 >>12982844 >That expanded name has also been mentioned in nearly every thread, So... about once a week? Because I haven't seen any mention of it in the past 3 days.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:10:50 No.12982868 >>12982863 That called 'science' anon SCIENCE!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:11:01 No.12982869 >>12982861 Only two are named "Junko" though. And I'm SC, not just MGK-anon.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:11:28 No.12982870

>>12982825
>Don't remember that
Not surprising. Only a couple people noticed it, but they seemed to like it.

Essentially, the Photography Club has a very low Rape-Rate among members. Why is this? Because of the fact that the MGs who join don't much care for actually assaulting their male members. Rather, they like to convince male members to "Pose" for them as "Photo Subjects".

There is, however, a silently encouraged tradition of at least light fondling in the Dark Room.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:12:42 No.12982872 >>12982870 oh god is this actually a thing why would anyone write something like this

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:12:50 No.12982873 >>12982868 Silly science.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:13:35 No.12982875 >>12982837 >Starving Artist Ushi-Oni I don't know why I think this is brilliant, but I do. And just how Tsun is this guy anyway?

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:13:42 No.12982876

>>12982856
In this post and your others, you have
Gotten unreasonably upset about silly things
Been too lazy to click on a search function and type four letters
Taken a few comments meant to explain a threadcannon event as a personal insult
and resorted to attacks instead of discussion.

Under this set of actions you have eviscerated your own argument to an almost amusing degree, and therefore this exchange deserves no more of my time.

>>12982858
No, the two plus pages of entries.

You both seem to think I'm implying this is some "you must know" pre-requisite for these theads. It's not. I have no idea where you got that notion from or why I have to explain this but let's make it as simple as possible:
This is a group of greentext stories with several mentioned thorough the thread. They're not important in any way other than being clued in on thread "culture".
>>12982867
just use the ctrl-f on this thread and you'll see a few mentions. But only a few. As I said, it's not a famous thing, it's just a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:14:32 No.12982878 >>12982863 That was equally silly.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:14:35 No.12982879 >>12982873 Screw your silliness anon, I would totally Pluto-chan

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:15:47 No.12982883 >>12982876 If it was going by thread culture Junko would be engaging in /ss/ while eating pizza in one of those sweaters with a breast window and playing Metroid Prime, and not be a druggie whore.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:16:07 No.12982885 >>12982872 The NRAC thing was only one or two guys. At the time he kept samefagging to pretend to be members joining his club.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:16:12 No.12982886

>>12982870
I REMEMBER NOW.
>>12982862
You know how a lot of guys really like femdom in these threads?

You know how some elves are portrayed as huge masochists and put themselves into positions where they're bound to get raped?

Imagine a greentext story where literally everything the MC did in one way or another led him to being raped. It, and others like it, led anons to create the threadcanon we're discussing right now.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:16:48 No.12982888

>>12982876
>google NRAC
>get "national recall alert center"
>get "northeastern regional agricultural center"
>do not get "no rape allowed club"

wut
that's pretty stupid
why do you think anyone besides you would know this well enough for it to deserve an acronym and surprise that they dont know it

>>12982885
oh so he's samefagging to appear more important then
that explains a lot

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:18:45 No.12982891

>>12982883
She does all of those things in addition to drugs according to threadcannon
>>12982885
there were six or so on the original NRAC appearance. Others may be same fagging, I honestly wouldn't know.
>>12982888
Dude, 4chan archive stuff doesn't appear on google.
And see the reply above. Don't yell samefag just because you don't know about something.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:20:32 No.12982894
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>>12982886
That... sounds stupid.
I'm going to agree with >>12982856, it seems very silly to imply that you should somehow know it just because someone said it a few threads ago.

Anyway, let's get off from this resoundingly stupid and circlejerk-y topic.

Would you love a shoggoth girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:21:09 No.12982895 >>12982872 Cause I think Voyeuristic MGs getting off to lewd photos they took of HBs, whom they then molest in a dark, shadowy room, is funny.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:21:35 No.12982896 >>12982860 Viper girls ARE olev

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:21:59 No.12982897

>>12982891
oh so i should just have a foolz tab open to search random acronyms
its four fucking words man
just spell it out you dont need an obscure acronym that only a handful of people know and then act surprised when someone doesnt know it
and then act like of course it doesn't appear on google what are you stupid

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:22:03 No.12982899

>>12982894
>I'm going to agree with >>12982856, it seems very silly to imply that you should somehow know it just because someone said it a few threads ago.
Did you not read this post?
>>12982876

it's right there dude. Here's a quote from it:
>You both seem to think I'm implying this is some "you must know" pre-requisite for these theads. It's not. I have no idea where you got that notion from or why I have to explain this but let's make it as simple as possible:
This is a group of greentext stories with several mentioned thorough the thread. They're not important in any way other than being clued in on thread "culture".

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:22:33 No.12982900 >>12982894 I'd hit that with napalm. Lots and lots of napalm.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:22:50 No.12982902 >>12982815 Wow, fuck June. She really does deserve everything she got.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:23:09 No.12982903 Based .less is the most based fuckin' guy this thread could ever ask for. http://puu.sh/fjwPD/8e482f2b79.png Love ya .less, and the wonderful gals you draw. >tfw no Anubis waifu to do this kinda stuff with ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:24:10 No.12982904 >>12982900 The Naplam won't hurt as much as her broken heart.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:24:19 No.12982905 File: 92 KB, 283x343, 1422161433410.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12981274 This is Gold, I want a Ushi oni Mom history

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:24:30 No.12982906

>>12982899
What.
you literally said this: >>12982804
You acted surprised that someone hadn't heard of something you made up that doesn't appear on a google search and doesn't know what it stands for.

Additionally you attacked someone who was making a pretty decent point and declared their argument 'eviscerated' because you didn't like their tone. I'm starting to think this is bait, because nobody could be this willfully ignorant.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:24:37 No.12982907 >>12982891 >threadcannon No the "Junko" in your story is that, the regular one is a mild mannered female Madao who attempts suicide every now and then. In Alp's setting she has heterochromia.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:24:50 No.12982908 >>12982903 Nice.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:26:35 No.12982911
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>>12982815
>June desperately wants her children to have a loving mother and father because her own parents didn't care for her at all and she doesn't want to put her own kids through that kind of childhood
Holy fuck I just realized this and this hits too close to home

I didn't ask for these feels

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:26:45 No.12982912 >>12982903 Pretty fucking based.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:27:19 No.12982914 File: 191 KB, 585x827, Bunnubis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bunny Anubis? Bunny Anubis

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:27:41 No.12982915
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>>12982852
The thing to remember is she gets one man in her life, just one. And once that really settles in, she'll realize just how far she's willing to go. Much of it is selfishness.

I will have a good husband.
I will have a family, a real family.
And NOBODY will take that from me.

http://pastebin.com/gn4KS5Ux

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:27:43 No.12982916

>>12982897
>oh so i should just have a foolz tab open to search random acronyms
See this quote:
>As I said, it's not a famous thing, it's just a thing.

>its four fucking words man
N R A C. Letters. None of which are words.

>and then act like of course it doesn't appear on google what are you stupid
If anything, you would be the stupid one for not knowing that 4chan archives don't appear on google.

Anyway, nothing said here was not allready said in my original cover-all reply.

>>12982906
>doesn't appear on a google search and doesn't know what it stands for.
Fucking hell man, 4CHAN ARCHIVES DON'T APPEAR ON GOOGLE.
>Additionally you attacked someone who was making a pretty decent point and declared their argument 'eviscerated' because you didn't like their tone
If that counts as an "attack" You must think "war" constitutes as a rather empassioned argument. And the reason I argued against him was because I felt his "point" wasn't decent at all, in fact it was rather silly. Again, nothing being said in this reply isn't said in my original cover-all.
>it's not a famous thing, it's just a thing.
That's a direct quote. You don't need to know it. But it exists.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:28:34 No.12982918 >>12982914 Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:29:10 No.12982920 >>12981274 Impressive. >>12982905 >Guts wanting fuck all to do with monsters

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:29:13 No.12982921

>>12982916
>>12982906

Can we end this please? It's getting out of hand.

You don't need to know what NRAC is, but it appears sometimes.

4chan archives don't appear on google

Don't samefag.

That's literally everything summed up, we can drop this now

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:29:55 No.12982922 >>12982914 Gorgeous Anubutt.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:29:57 No.12982923 >>12982916 >something most people don't even know >threadcannon Err...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:30:36 No.12982924 >>12982921 Amen. Anyone have any greentext prompts?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:30:50 No.12982925 >>12982915 >Trying to write light hearted stuff >Read this. Damn. Well, I was probably asking for it after the pharaoh/aphophis thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:30:51 No.12982926 >>12982914 >bunny girls are a weakness of mine >those paws NYET, CYKA!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:30:58 No.12982927 >>12982923 >two dudes >most people Cmon man. butseriouslycanwepleaseendthisit'sgettingoutofhandseehere>>12982921

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:31:12 No.12982928 >>12982924 Phoenix Girl? Loves ice cream and is tsun?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:31:44 No.12982929 >>12982927 At least four, actually. I'm going to concur that it was very weird of you to expect them to know what it stood for and drop it there.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:32:13 No.12982931 >>12982925 The Fatpophis thing? That was lovely though. Suffering, with two different but nice endings.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:33:15 No.12982935 >>12982924 Junko applying for a job at a pizzeria. Dark Priest Mormons going door to door. Centaurs at a bar. Lamia type MG sharing a shirt and scarf with her hubby.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:33:53 No.12982937

>>12982915
I wouldn't really call it selfish. I mean, in a world where Monster Girls fuck on a daily basis, to be the one species that is biologically programmed to be monogamous would fucking suck. Factor in the fact he raped her (If I remember correctly), it's irreversible and he's not even interested in her but instead horse pussy and I'd be pissed off too on getting the short end of the stick.

I'd say less selfish and moreso personal justice.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:34:06 No.12982938 >>12982931 Glad you liked it. Going from writing suffering to comedy is a bit of a whiplash. Was fun to write though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:34:10 No.12982939 >>12982915 YBA have i ever told you that i love you? more trisha please and maybe give nessa healing

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:35:00 No.12982942 >>12982926 Get out of here stalker

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:35:57 No.12982944 >>12982924 Radial Hathorites replacing all liquids with Holstaur milk.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:37:51 No.12982951

>>12982928
Sounds lovely, but I'm not sure I could write tsundere and not have it come off retarded.
>>12982935
1: No. Don't do threadcanon stuff.
2: Maybe. Likely, actually.
3: Eh.
4: Likely.4
>>12982944
M-maybe? It seems like it'd be better off as a story rather than a greentext unless it's intended only for comedy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:39:03 No.12982954 >>12982951 >Don't do threadcanon stuff. What.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:39:36 No.12982955

>>12982929
We can all be friends guys.
>>12982924
write a story about NRAC anon!
I'm joking you shits

I, personally, am writing a story about either a female paladin going on an adventure, a male paladin going on an adventure, or a fanfiction-self-insert-tier skyrim rewrite where the MC is accompanied by an undead dragonlich who devours dragon souls and bad children who refuse to eat their vegetables.

I don't know which one yet but it's going to be interesting, even if its only interesting in the autopsy sort of way.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:39:56 No.12982956 File: 1.57 MB, 3600x4500, phoenix.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12982951 I imagined phoenix to be more of a genki type

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:40:54 No.12982957 >>12982951 How about just a Phoenix who likes popsicles then?

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:41:04 No.12982959

>>12982951
It is mostly intended for comedy, if somebody wants to write a full length story for it I'd love it though I can't really see it as a full story. Though now that you mention it I might have to take a crack at that. I'd still like a greentext of it though, comedy of course.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:41:27 No.12982962

>>12982954
>What.
It's too volatile and likely to spark arguments between anons disagreeing about what's actually true. also it's frequently stupid but that's neither here nor there
>>12982956
Saying 'tsun' makes me think of tsundere.

>>12982957
Definitely possible.

>>12982959
I'll consider it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:41:47 No.12982963 >>12982903 >two tails wat.exe

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:42:04 No.12982965 >>12982951 Hathorites would need to be played for comedy. It's the only option really. Best bit would be folks just not reacting to it, going "Well, its better than when the sabbath spiked the water with loli potions."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:43:26 No.12982966 >>12982962 Not much to argue about for what's true. She's homeless, and I like making her attempt suicide every now and then. >frequently stupid Guess I know what do do next MGK.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:43:40 No.12982967
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There's more Trisha in the next update. But have a little piece of her history.

http://pastebin.com/rPmdWk9e

I got tons of this stuff. I probably shouldn't share too much though and ruin any of the surprises for alternate routes before they get written.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:43:56 No.12982968 >>12982963 It's called a Tailplug, anon. Up da butt.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:44:41 No.12982971 >>12982967 Forgot to quote >>12982939

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:45:03 No.12982973 >>12982968 But isn't that completely fucking redundant?

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:45:27 No.12982975

>>12982966
No, what i'm saying is that it's a general principle because you know someone would pipe up with
>"B-but Junko wouldn't do that!"
it's sort of spiralled out of your hands anon.
Also, the frequently stupid was for threadcanon in general, not Junko in specific.
>>12982965
Hm. Maybe a short one then.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:45:36 No.12982976 >>12982648 I feel bad for June too, but I'm not really surprised that it happened.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:46:31 No.12982979 >>12982973 And? Twice the tail to pet. One connected right to her nerves. One connected right to her horny little ass.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:46:32 No.12982980

>>12982760
K.
>Thankfully you rode the train without any problems.
>You began to walk to your house. You slowly scanned the perimeter making sure no MG was lurking in the shadows.
>You've heard PLENTY of stories involving men who had been captured from the dark.
>You quickly walk up to the house.
>You slowly unlock the door.
>A kikimora is there cleaning your house.
>FUCKSHITDAMN
>You cannot trust an MG.
>Even a kikimora.
>The kikimora noticed you.
>"H-Hello... I'll be your new maid from now on"
>She quickly ran up to you, her eyes raping you as she stared at you
>You tried to escape but to your suprise she had quickly locked the door
>She pushes herself unto your body
>"Master... ravish my slutty maid body~"
>She pins you. and you are unable to move
>She begins grinding against your jeans and running her fingers against your hair
>She begins to lick the nape of your neck and begins to take in your scent
>She begins grinding faster and faster.
>A moan escapes through her lips nad she begins pressing harder unto you.
>With a final shudder and scream, she collapses.
>You escape out of her weakened grip.
>Shit.
>What were you going to do?
>You would have to leave her outside... but she looked too vulnerable
>Shit. You had to think clearly.
>The sudden presence of a kiki grinding against you had hazed your mind. After all, monster girls were known to unconciously influence minds.
>You began to wash your head with cold water when a warm embrace surrounds your stomach
>It's the kiki agian
>Damn it her soft arms are making you go hazy again
>You gently push her away

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:49:46 No.12982989 >>12982975 I see. But I highly doubt anyone other than me would ever complain about her. She's not liked enough, and is my borderline writefag avatar at this rate.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:49:48 No.12982990 Take your favorite MG Crossbreed it with your result from http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random Reroll until you actually get an MG if needed What do you get? >Wurm + goblin Mega strong wurm loli here, served up extra stupid.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:49:54 No.12982991

>>12982979
>Leetle ass
We need to fix this. We need something like holstar milk for butts.
>>12982980
Basically just restating that "why don't you just hide in the NRAC room" comment.
Unless you have some sort of insatiable thirst for getting raped.
I mean, you are wearing a skirt.
You alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:51:03 No.12982997 >>12982967 drawfag here ask me anything and i shall deliver

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:51:12 No.12982998 >>12982990 >Ryu + Yeti Mofu coil hug?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:52:04 No.12983001 >>12982990 >http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random >Making a wurm more stupid WHY. Also, dragon goblin. like a dragon, except now there are six of them, they're all 5 feet tall, and are stealing my shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:52:23 No.12983003 >>12982998 >Fluffy ryu Sounds like you ended up with a luck dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:52:56 No.12983004 >>12982991 Because the NRAC doesn't exist in this dystopia fuckboy

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:53:04 No.12983006 >>12982997 Ushi-Oni in a wedding dress saying "I do!".

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:53:24 No.12983008 >>12983001 Don't forget extra strong. I'm gonna miss my ribs, and probably my everything else.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:53:34 No.12983010 >>12983003 Or a Thunder Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:53:44 No.12983011 >>12982967 >>12982967 Have you ever had a thought of doing alternate routes in the sense of which character made him snap first for his desire for revenge? Sort of like routes with different starting characters with "Love Nina" esque ends.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:53:56 No.12983012 >>12982990 >Dark priest hobgoblin Oh geeze. Lots of accidental titjobs are going to be given in the name of the lord.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:54:07 No.12983013

>>12982967

Awesome stuff. I have a question, are you at all surprised at how seemingly popular Trisha is among the readers? I mean there's a good chance that it's the same people each time (myself included), but even that is a lot more than what the others get. For me, she really hit home because she is the only one who seems to want to 'better' the MC and actually really help him.

Jack is fucking great though by the way. I like the freaks a lot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:54:29 No.12983015 >>12982990 >Dark Elf+Holstaur So I get a sadistic chocolate holstaur? Its ok I guess. That or I end up with a minotaur.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:55:07 No.12983017 File: 562 KB, 1000x1000, 70d89efe9537252e0ae9f87aef9e863d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12982997 how bout you edit this to be less ugly? >>12983004 I guess it's time to consider the feasibility of suicide.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:55:08 No.12983018 >>12982991 >Fix it I-What? I just used little as an...I dunno, a modifier? If you look at the picture, her ass is far from small. It's round, glorious, and spankable.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:55:42 No.12983019 >>12982997 Pic related as a lamia. http://imgur.com/2k0HKk2

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:56:01 No.12983020 >>12982990 Dragon + Gazer Scary, cool scary, but still scary. Fairly easy to visually imagine too since Jabberwock is already a dragon with extra appendages.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:56:02 No.12983021 >>12982990 Fuck you, my waifu is already perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:57:13 No.12983025 >>12983018 I guess it is Still, we need the sir mixalot potion of asstactic buttocks.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:57:18 No.12983026 >>12982990 >Holstaur + Cheshire I am angry.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:57:20 No.12983027

>>12982997

Uh uh, you put me on the spot here.

Family portrait of Love Nina end would be cool.
or that one thing an anon mentioned about Jack kissing MC
or anything Trisha/Nessa being adorable like laying on a blanket with MC on a roof under the stars, or even Trish with a happy family end with kittens
or even June since she seems like she's got a ton of attention today.

Pick your favorite. I'd be happy with any of them

That is if you meant to quote me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:57:25 No.12983028 >>12982990 >Kejourou + Kitsune-bi Hmm

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:57:26 No.12983029 >>12983019 >>12983017 >>12983006 You guys know that he was talking to YBA right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:58:14 No.12983031 >>12983029 Don't care. Need more good jinko art.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:58:35 No.12983032 >>12983026 >Likes to disappear and make spike your drinks with milk

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:58:48 No.12983033 >>12982990 >Crow Tengu + Hellhound What have I done?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:59:10 No.12983037 >>12983026 So either a teleporting cow that loves to prank you or a faggot cat with massive mammaries who loves to be milked. I'd be ok with either of those

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 01:59:25 No.12983038 >>12983029 I...I apologize.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:01:36 No.12983043 File: 26 KB, 982x799, 1422774096848.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12983027 BEHOLD no i'm not actually the drawfag

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:01:58 No.12983044 >>12982990 >Apophis >With Nekomata Ara-Ara Nyaaaau~.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:02:10 No.12983046 >>12982990 Chesire + Hellhound. I got my two favorites for free, but how does it work?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:02:14 No.12983047 >>12983032 >>12983037 I'm slightly less angry. >>12983043 Now I'm happy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:02:58 No.12983051 >>12983044 >Nyara Nyara

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:03:45 No.12983053 >>12983046 >How does it work Well, I first suggest you prepare for a hard life

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:04:10 No.12983054

>>12983013
That's actually a key dicotomy between the two girls that really like MC. One sees herself as an extension of his will, and one sees herself as his better half. It's two very classic roles of lovers but lead down two very different paths especially in this case.

There's more involved with it that will be explored shortly in the main story.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:04:26 No.12983055 >>12982990 Holst+Chimaera Oh dear...

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:04:30 No.12983056

>>12982957
Alright.
>Finish your daily run
>fuck it, gonna get some ice cream
>you arrive at the DQ and grab yourself a blizzard
>fuck yes chocolate chip+oreo
>bad for you but you don't give a shit
>delicious as fuck
>something settles down on the other side of the bench and you can feel the heat waves blasting off of them
>turn
>okay. This is probably the first time you've seen a harpy made out of fire, but whatever
>your ice cream begins rapidly melting as she holds her cone with one talon, balancing precariously on the other
>ice cream is literally pouring off of it in waves and splattering on the ground as she tries to take a few scant licks
>in under 30 seconds the entire thing is gone
>she makes an unhappy noise.
>and turns to you, eyes gleaming at your now somewhat soupy blizzard
>"Hey, mister, care to share with a pretty girl?"
>"Nope."
>"But --! Just a taste?!"
>she's hopped closer and the heat is starting to singe the edges of your shirt
>you are sweating even harder than you were at a dead run
>every time you inch away she closes and it soon becomes so uncomfortable you thrust the ice cream at her.
>"Fine. Here. Take it. Whatever. I'm leaving."
>she looks happy for a moment, then panicked
>"Wait, mister! I didn't mean-"
>too late, birdbrain
>well, you turn around and she's giving you the biggest puppy dog eyes you've ever seen
>"I-I'm sorry for melting your ice cream, mister. I just wanted to try some..."
>Fuck it
>you probably shouldn't have ate it anyway
>"It's fine."
>She sticks out a talon. "My name's Felicity. What's yours?"
>heat wave blasts you and you think you can see the edge of your sleeve catch on fire
>"a-anon."
>"ay-anon, huh? That's a strange name."
>she hops closer
>please god no
>why do all birds have to be so stupid
>she's blabbing on about who she is and probably doesn't even notice when you pass out from the heat
That satisfy? Y/N.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:05:20 No.12983059 >>12983027 Yes you. and if you would give me the choice i would go with trish/nessa thing or jack

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:05:35 No.12983060 >>12982990 >Sandworm+Chochin-Obake I... don't understand. some sort of flaming lamp-worm?

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:06:01 No.12983061

>>12982837
>>12982875

He's not some slut who puts out like a vending machine.

Dragonfly Gril: Temple

>Between homework and club duties you now take a detour to her apartment
>It hasn't changed one bit
>You do the basic things, making sure the kitten is trained, has her food well stocked, that sort of thing
>Well Abbey seemed to like you for the most part
>Judging by the way she wraps around your ankles
>You can't really say that Megan is irresponsible, judging the amount of papers on her table
>"Hey Anon, if you keep ogling Abbey we're going be late!"
>You don't like being on the defense, it's not fun
>You two take a bus to a Zipangu style temple
>Before you could start snoozing from the monotonous buzz of public transportation you get pushed off your seat by Megan's tail
>"C'mon sleepyhead, time to work"
>You follow a Tengu shrine maiden to a giant ash urn, held up by three curved legs and all covered in a thick grey film
>"Could you polish this?"
>"Of course miss."
>"That's music to my ears, here's the cleaning supplies, good luck."
>While you applied a boatload of elbow grease to get even one section to a mirror shine, Megan was teaching kids how to make paper animals and windmills
>She always had a way with kids
>You finished it, just before the afternoon gave way to Orion and Ursa
>Megs came to check up on your grimy mug
>"Anon you look a bit dirty."
>She brought out a nearby hand wipe and start to clean off your arms, neck and face
>"You don't have to this, I'm not a kid."
>"You're right, I don't have to, I want to. Oh, there seems to be something on your back."
>Eh?
>She scratches a part of your back
>"There, got it."
>"Oh, for a second I thought it was something bad."
>"Wait they're another spot."
>"Where?"
>"Here."
>And then she messed up your hair.
>"Quit it."
>"But it's so fun"
>So you do it back to her
>You didn't even notice that you're being watched
>"Ahem" implored the Tengu
>And now you're both embarassed

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:06:15 No.12983062 >>12983060 Glo worm

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:06:32 No.12983063 >>12983056 Wasn't expecting the Birdbrain Route, but it's not unwelcome.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:07:14 No.12983067 >>12983060 >About to head out into desert. >Flamming worm bursts through the sand, leaving a hole of molten glass behind her. >NOPE.tiff

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:07:29 No.12983069 >>12983056 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:07:33 No.12983071 >>12983059 Well, I'm very honored. Either is great. Maybe ask the thread to vote on their favorite if you can't decide?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:08:06 No.12983074 What books/games could be improved with monster girls? I really want to read the Metro series with monster girls trying to fuck Artyom silly.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:09:36 No.12983078 >>12983061 Maybe so, but still, she's just so adorable since she turned away from the gang thing! Actually, everything about this part here is pretty adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:09:56 No.12983080 >>12983074 There's not much that couldn't be improved with monster girls. I want Fallout with monster girls already.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:11:04 No.12983082 >>12983074 I've always thought it would be cool to have a VtM:B like game with monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:12:18 No.12983085 >>12983082 So you just play ass different types of monster girls? Well that could make the Feed mechanic a little more interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:12:36 No.12983086 >>12983056 More pls

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:13:09 No.12983088 File: 62 KB, 1913x635, Anything for Anubis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12983080 >Fallout with monster girls

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:13:32 No.12983089

>>12981275
>But maybe elemental magic makes you live a million years
The amount of mana in you determines your lifespan and power.

A monster and her incubus husband would benefit the most from this with their ability to produce an infinite supply of mana through sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:18:31 No.12983099 >>12983088 >Somebody else posting my screencap Well, okay then. That's unexpected.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:18:39 No.12983100

>>12983011
There's oddball stuff that will play into that depending on the route and ending, especially if people wind up in the Pawn of the Succubus route for the main deal. But odds are that will all take place when full alternate routes start being written out post-main story.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:19:59 No.12983102 Roll twice for mamono http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random They are now fighting to the death for your love. How does it go?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:21:48 No.12983110 >>12983102 >Ryu Ok >Leana Sidhe Well, this is one sided. Can we just skip the fighting? can't I just have both?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:21:56 No.12983112 >>12983102 >hot Sahuagin on Chief God action Welp, someone gonna get taken to Heaven to sing prais- cuddle for eternity.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:21:59 No.12983113

>>12982935
Alright then. Onto the missionary position dark priests.

>The doorbell rings
>who the hell would want to talk to yoou at four in the afternoon
>those blood drive vampire people again?
>you open the door and there's two young monsters there, tails chained and in what has to be a parody of a nun's outfit
>"Hello sir good day and have you heard the truth of the fallen god?"
>oh god
>dark witnesses
>you try to shut the door but one lodges it open with a chain
>"Wait, sir! I think you slipped or something! We haven't gotten to the part where we tell you the good news yet!"
>the older one mumbles in the back "or shown you a good time yet...", hands doing... something beneath her robes
>you grudgingly open the door and let her start on her spiel.
>"My name is Vanessa and I am here to enlighten YOU," she shuffles the papers in her hand
>Is.. is that just pornography with notes scribbled in the margins?
>"... Anon, right? Right. You, anon, as to the virtues of a life in the church of the fallen god!"
>you try to close the door again
>"Wait! There's so much we can offer!"
>"Yeah, wait till we get to the offering", the elder one smiles, blushing scarlet.
>"Anyway, we can offer you many services" Vanessa says
>"and a bit of servicing wouldn't go amiss" chimes the elder in the back
>"If you'll just sign here and come with us to an induction meeting."
>you try to close the door again
>"Wait! U-um..." Vanessa trails off, blushing and crossing her feet, too embarrassed to continue
>The elder one sighs, pats Vanessa on the shoulder, and steps up, ripping her robes open to reveal her naked form underneath.
>"And if you sign up now, you'll get to fuck our slutty pussies, absolutely free!"

This satisfy? Y/N?

>>12983086
Eh. Maybe. after doing five in one day i'm not sure if I could write smut and still make it interesting.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:22:07 No.12983114

>>12983085
I was thinking something along the same gameplay and style,not just the sme game with monstergirls.You could choose to play as either a monstergirl, or a human. And like the original game, you quickly get involved in shit and soon you're in way over your head, fighting off insane human supremacists, learning about conspiracies, and getting played like a fiddle by everyone else. It would be MGC:The Game.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:22:21 No.12983116 >>12983099 I liked that someone screen capped it. And Anubisfucker, you have been going to your AA meetings right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:22:25 No.12983117 >>12983102 >Lava Golem and Crow Tengu Looks like I'll be eating fried Tengu with my new waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:23:01 No.12983118 >>12983102 >Gazer V Mantis This is going to go very badly for everyone involved.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:23:57 No.12983122 >>12983116 If by "AA Meetings" you mean "Nightly Dance Dates", then suuuure.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:24:01 No.12983123 >>12983102 >Kikimora and Akaname That poor Kiki would snap and beat her to death.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:24:48 No.12983125 >>12983102 >Chimera and Zombie GG Chimera already won before she stepped in

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:25:06 No.12983126 >>12983102 Kikimora vs. Baphomet CLEAN HER CLOCK KIKI! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKKIseZVRkk

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:25:07 No.12983127 >>12983113 Only if bigamous marriage with the two missionaries is involved.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:25:16 No.12983128 >>12983113 >slutty pussies Sloremons pls go, I like pure girls. Come back if you have a shy cousin with glasses and braids or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:25:21 No.12983129 >>12983113 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:25:22 No.12983130 >>12983102 >Tanuki >Dark priest This is going to get so catty. Clothes will be ripped off, but I've got my money on the priest. She'd probably get off on being hit.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:27:01 No.12983135

>>12983128
>Pure
These are dark priests, anon.
nothing about them is pure other than their love for cock. After all, they're succubi.

>>12983127
It is a distinct possibility. Either that, or anon slammed the door on them and left their weird cult thing to rot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:27:14 No.12983136 >>12983122 You're going to carry those buns

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:27:23 No.12983137 >>12983128 Now anon, just because they say slutty, they might've been using slang, rather than the actual definition. But they are Dark Priests, so I doubt it.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:27:25 No.12983138

Once upon a time in a land not mine,
Laze a three headed dragon with two heads not fine.
Wings of sexual onyx did flutter about,
As she watched her two heads bicker, with a pout.
The time of day existed in a flexible way,
And as you wandered lost, saw fit did she, to waylay.

“Bored was I,” proclaimed did she,
“I’d been listening to the inanity of insanity since at least half past three.”
You check the timepiece in your pocket, it reads north west north as three fifty.
“My piece here reads half past three, if you count a fiftieth to be half a century,”
Could it be? Could the source of insane inanity be she?
“Good month,” you bid and make to leave, wary of this dragon three.

“Wait, wait, good sir! Could you find it within me to copulate?”
“I could not, good lady, find myself within you.” You hesitate, “Go masturbate.”
“I did not ask, good sir. It was but rhetoric, there is no debate, lets not deliberate.”
“Look, lady,” you say, “Way lay me further, and I’ll find myself cardinally late,”
“I’m on a quest, and I have a mistress of this land to reprimand,” you berate.
Tirade late, she pushes you to the ground, your clothes did she strip, you she did mate.
And that is how you got a cute jabberwock to date.

Hey. Hey guys. I did a thing, tell me about it.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:27:56 No.12983140

>>12983102
>Hobgoblin
>Succubus
Fucking dammit I really really want the hobgoblin to win but I don't think she will. If she can use her goblin gang she has a better chance, hell I'll step in to help the Hobgoblin, unless that then breaks the succubus and she becomes vanilla, then I get the both of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:31:01 No.12983146 >>12983102 >Girtablilu vs Grizzly Anon what have you done. Or is it more of what have I done. Seriously what the fuck. At that point I should just break out the popcorn and take bets.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:32:57 No.12983152 >>12983146 >Grizzly taking out a Girtablilu It's a one sided fight, anon. Scorpion girl uses poisoned throwing knives.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:33:16 No.12983153 Alright. Any more prompts for one off greentexts then? Most of these are going to be expanded into full on smut when I have the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:34:10 No.12983154 All right folks. Good night, don't burn down the thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:35:05 No.12983156 >>12983136 I'm not entirely sure what you mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:36:06 No.12983157 >>12983135 Well if they're truly Slutty Slutty Succubi, then maybe it's for the best. Can't trust a slut, after all?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:36:34 No.12983158 >>12983153 I'm too tired to think of anything specific but anything happy or funny with a Holstaur, or a Hobgoblin.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:36:42 No.12983160 >>12983153 Piestrong and Dragon in a pizza cook off baking pizza of the gods and making Manticore and Succubus pizza look even worse than they already are.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:37:07 No.12983161

>>12983152
But dude, that grizzly has been eating demonic-energy infested honey from fucking hornet's nests and walking out just fine.

Anon. We're dealing with some serious shit here. We're dealing with a trained assassin verses a tank/berserker.

And both of them are fucking fighting over me.

I am allowed to be worried.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:37:17 No.12983162 >>12983160 >Piestrong Forgive me, but who?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:37:22 No.12983163 >>12983153 I want Yandere dormouse.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:37:49 No.12983164 >>12983156 Her butt. You're going to hold her by the butt.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:39:49 No.12983167

>>12983163
>Wake up in the morning
>She's sleeping outside your window
>Tries to make you a love letter in the library with newspaper clippings
>falls asleep making it, you find her with pages stuck to her face
>Threatens THOSE OTHER WHORES with a teddy bear
Adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:39:53 No.12983168 >>12983164 Oh. Most certainly. And hips. Waist. Shoulders. Stomach. Hands. Everywhere. Lots of dances to practice.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:40:26 No.12983169 >>12983161 Girta has paralytics and can attack from a distance. Grizzlebees is one hell of a tank and berserker. It would be quite a fight. >>12983162 >not here during the last great pizza war Are you new?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:41:01 No.12983170 >>12983162 Recent Threadcanon thing. Master of a Paladin-run Pizzeria, and the only Pizza Chef around who can rival the famed Dragon who makes the best pizza in town.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:42:08 No.12983172

>>12983161
Upon further inspection I have come to the conclusion hornets do nothing but be shit, and therefor do not make honey.

My statement still stands, as an army of pissed-off honey-bees is still not a small thing to deal with, and grizzlies do it for breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:42:25 No.12983173 >>12983167 >It's all an act >Just using these ineffective acts to lower your guard Drugs your tea with close to coma inducing drugs Keeps your sleeping body with her as her personal body pillow

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:43:35 No.12983174 >>12981892 Fuck me Guys! I found another Alp? What should I do?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:44:36 No.12983175 >>12983169 I mean, i've been here since a few months ago, at least. Insults not needed. >>12983163 That is... interesting and definitely doable. I'll give it a shot. >>12983170 Oh. Threadcanon. Yeah, no thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:45:09 No.12983176 >>12983170 Piestrong's pizzeria will do two for one pizzas on Sunday. Dragon's Pizzeria is currently doing a "slaughter house" special for meat lovers.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:46:15 No.12983180 >>12983173 All she had to fucking do was knock, or like pass out on my shoulder on the bus or something. Geeze.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:46:58 No.12983183 >>12983176 Mmmm, slaughter-house pizza. Delicious. I love me the meaty. N-No, I don't go there just in the hopes I can chat with one of the owner's daughters, don't be ridiculous...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:47:11 No.12983184 >>12983175 It wasn't meant to insult you. Though 98% of people use it for the reason, I didn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:47:59 No.12983185 >>12983180 >slutty Dormouse who keeps falling asleep on men's shoulders on the bus Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:50:23 No.12983192 >>12983183 Numerous delicious meats are used in the special. And you do know the only one interested in you is the second born daughteru delinquent

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:51:57 No.12983195 >>12983192 Not him but that sounds perfect to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:53:47 No.12983199 >>12983195 The older and helpful daughteru is better. Thirdborn is too young though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:54:24 No.12983201 >>12983192 B-But she always says she hates pizza and her family business! Why would she be interested in someone who adores the pizza her parents make? No, surely you must be mistaken. She is pretty damn cute though...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:56:04 No.12983206 >>12983201 She normally tries to date whoever would piss her parents off the most but for some reason she's a meek and red faced wreck around you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:58:23 No.12983209 >>12983206 Goddamn, my heart... That sounds simply lovely.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:00:05 No.12983214 >>12982378 Can someone write a story with a Cheshire using really big words/ill fitting words on a guy constantly losing his tunnel snakes turgidity?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:00:53 No.12983216 >>12983209 After a while she tries to work up the courage to ask you out while stuttering and swaying cutely.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:01:15 No.12983218

Ok so you have 2 girls fighting to the death over you

https://www.random.org/

Roll between 1 and 100

If the number is higher than 50 the Mamono you bet on wins but other wise loses.

If the result is 90 or higher the Mamono you bet on wins without much hassle. 4 other random Mamono (roll again) that she knows will be your best friends and will hang out with you, help you out when things go bad for the both of you, etc. You also get a bunch of cash and a house wherever you like from a spectating Tanuki who was just passing by and was bored. Things look pretty nice!

If the result is 10 or less the Mamono you bet will win, damn the odds. Additionally she and 4 other random mamono that you roll for will chase after you and if they manage to catch you will they have their way with you for days on end being cruel and sadisitic (made worse if they were already this way). You will also be injected with various poisons (if it applies) or whatever else they can use on you thus most likely mind breaking you and hauling you off to who-knows-where, never to be seen again. Oh and the spectators will laugh at you as you try to run for your life.

You can also just walk away from the fight and ignore both of them but they might notice that you're trying to leave if you're not careful.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:03:53 No.12983222 >>12983216 I'm not sure I can put into words how happy I would be to accept. How could anyone say no to such an adorable girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:05:36 No.12983226 >>12983222 >Who Piestrong's edgy and jackass grandson.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:06:54 No.12983227

>>12983163
>well
>off to another day of work
>step outside aaaand there's another note on your porch
>"Have I ever told you how lovely you look while you're sleeping, anon?"
>"I wish you would sleep with me forever"
>this would probably be more mysterious if their writer wasn't literally two feet away sleeping face down on your lawn
>Stella, as she calls herself, is a bit enamored with you
>this would be more of a threat if she could present any threat herself
>she gets halfway through whatever dangerous and illegal activity she's doing to earn your affection but never manages to complete it
>you don't want someone's blood on your hands so you extricate her from whatever crazy situation she's gotten into this time
>you pull Stella out of the grass, her snoring soft in your ears while you prop her up against the side of the house against the underhang
>and then you go to work
>you work at some dumb paladin pizza joint
>it's really just tiding you over and getting you some money in between real jobs
>still on your lunch break you open your locker (cubby, really) and find notes in here
>And there's stella asleep at one of the tables
>you have to clear out these damn notes every day
>"Don't trust those WHORE behind the counter anon I KNOW SHES A SLUT but she cant have you anon youre so pure TOO GOOD FOR A SLUT LIKE HER just stay safe with me hold me love me anon why wont you sleep with me im good im pure unlike those SLUTS they just want to betray you
>etc etc etc
>seriously does she think this is attractive
>well a bit but still
>you drive home after work and she's asleep in your couch wrapped in your clothes like a cocoon
>or like a big fat caterpillar
>well, you'd hate to wake her up
>fuck it, she looks comfy and you know she won't hurt you
>lie right down next to her and drift off
>wake up with her straddling you naked and groggily grinding against you
>"I'm so happy you finally saw reason, anon."
>"now let's sleep together always..."

This satisfy? Y/N.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:07:43 No.12983228 >>12983226 Yeah well fuck him. He can go be edgy, I'll take a cute, delinquent dragon out on a nice date. Maybe an amusement park or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:09:13 No.12983232 >>12983222 Like this >"Noooo..." >Tears start to well up in her eyes >"oot without a heavy jacket. It's cold outside." Fuck I can't do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:09:45 No.12983233 >>12983226 >Single paladin in his twenties having a grandson I don't think so Jim. He's still looking for love in all the wrong places.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:10:18 No.12983234 >>12983232 I always wear a heavy jacket though. So I guess I'd be all set to go on a nice walk with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:12:48 No.12983236 >>12983227 A little short, but still very nice!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:14:50 No.12983238 >>12983236 Yeah, it's a bit lacking, I admit. Its just hard for me to get the 'yandere' part down when she spends her time just sleeping most of the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:17:12 No.12983241 >>12983227 Not enough suffering Not yandere just clingy

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:18:24 No.12983243 >>12983241 whats she gonna do accidentally slit her own throat with a knife while trying to murder her rival in love

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:22:03 No.12983247 >>12983243 Kill MC and herself so they could sleep together for eternity

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:23:14 No.12983249 >>12983247 >Try to smother him with a pillow >He wakes up with her sleeping on a pillow on top of his face >Again

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:24:28 No.12983251 >>12983102 >Chief God >Chimera >>12983110 And you thought yours was an unfair fight

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:25:33 No.12983253

>>12983247
Well, that's a bit dark.

but fine. Some Obsessive-Posessive Yandere coming right up.

>you're relatively happy with the way things are going before you see the glint in her hands
>in a flash she tries to jab the steak knife in your chest but falls asleep halfway through and the knife sails out of her hand, clattering against the far wall
>you panic
>you call the cops
>she goes to oni prison
BAD END for everyone involved

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:26:21 No.12983255 >>12983249 >It's the 4th time...today

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:27:20 No.12983257 >>12983154 Anon's gone Post fire MGs

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:28:03 No.12983261 >>12983257 Didn't we do that with the Phoenix earlier?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:30:25 No.12983264 File: 450 KB, 870x1000, MilkandCookies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12983257 I'd rather a milk elemental.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:30:33 No.12983265 >>12983261 Yes But not enough We need to burn the thread down like he asked

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:31:15 No.12983267 >>12983264 Enough with the fucking cows. I demand a greentext about anon being mean to holstaurus!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:32:44 No.12983268 >>12983267 No. But on that note does anyone have some more prompts that aren't for the sole purpose of being mean to other anons?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:33:56 No.12983270 >>12983268 There's always the classic, anal-urethral ouroboros.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:35:45 No.12983271 >>12983268 jinko pretending to be a housecat

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:36:18 No.12983272 >>12983268 Well, since you're just looking for starts and not continuing any of 'em tonight, how about... A Glacies who runs a stand at a local carnival? All kinds of goodies. Chilled lemonade, slushies, sno-cones, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:36:40 No.12983273 >>12983267 >A holstaur went up to a thirsty anon offering her tits to him >He politely declined, saying that he wasn't actually all that thirtsty and he walked away >The Holstaur was a little bummed out by this turn of events the end.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:37:01 No.12983275

>>12983267
>Be lactose intolerant
>Mad at the world because you can't enjoy milk, many baked goods or soft cheese
>Decide to go touch some cows IN THE MEANEST WAY POSSIBLE
>Sneak into the pasture at night
>The stupid fucking cows sleep on their feet at night
>Push over several, laughing maniacally
>Cows don't wake up because they're stupid fucking herd animals
>WAKE UP, COWPLE!
>Start singing Old Mac Donald
>"... and on this farm he had some STUPID ASS COWS e-i-e-i-o"
>another voice joins in
>"And on this farm he had a werewolf, wan-wan-wan-wan-you"
>Turn
>Werewolf staring at you with a grin
>"Lemme see you drop them panties, boy."
>You now hate cows AND werewolves
And that was your Tuesday night.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:37:36 No.12983278 >>12983271 Tabby housecat pretending to be a jinko.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:37:36 No.12983279 >>12983268 Two dragons fighting over an anon to make their hordes complete

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:37:44 No.12983280 >>12983268 Pharaoh and Wight having a totally classy tennis match, that does not at all devolve into trash talking and/or lewd remarks towards anon.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:39:28 No.12983281

>>12983272
I mean, i'm writing them.
I'm just going to do smut of them TOMORROW.
Just the opening post today.
But yes, Glacies is always a good girl. Let's hop to this one first.
>>12983271
Hm. Maybe.
>>12983279
I like this one.
>>12983280
This isn't bad at all either, but there's gotta be a classier sport than tennis.
Maybe golf?
Jousting for his honor?

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:41:33 No.12983285

>>12983281
I know, that's why I said "Tonight".
Lookin' forward to that smut tomorrow.

>Golf
That sounds good. A classy sport for classy ladies. Though Tennis is pretty classy too. Golf might work better though, just cause it might be easier on the Apophis. Wouldn't want one of them to have an unfair advantage.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:41:47 No.12983286 >>12983281 Fencing. Pharaoh with her cobra, though. Wight with an enchanted rapier. The joke. Is, they're both cheating.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:42:10 No.12983287 Can't sleep, I want to write something, give me some ideas or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:43:08 No.12983291 >>12983287 Please see OP for the thing that haunts my daydreams.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:43:15 No.12983292 >>12983285 >Apophis No, no, Pharaoh and Wigt. Not. Pharaoh amd Apophis. Just two classy undead...doing classy things while kind of acting not classy. No snakes allowed.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:44:19 No.12983295 >>12983287 People are giving some ideas. Go off of one of those, probably.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:44:25 No.12983296
File: 1.14 MB, 2480x2729, Wight-Apophis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12983292
Yes, I realized my mistake after the anon posting about the enchanted rapier.

I just saw Pharaoh and instantly think "Competing with Apophis".

Vs. Wight is pretty cool too though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:44:36 No.12983297 >>12983292 >No snakes allowed. That means pharaoh can't bring her snake. What's wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:46:08 No.12983301 >>12983297 E-Except for hers, obviously. Because she's the Pharaoh. She only meant no lamias allowed. Especially grapesnakes. Hates 'em.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:48:18 No.12983304 >>12983301 >Pharaoh-run Country Club which discriminates against Lamiae, Apophi especially. I like this idea more than I should.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:50:46 No.12983308 >>12983304 >Dead and Loving It >Undead Only >Husbands may request a day pass at the gate

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:51:39 No.12983310 >>12983308 >Dead and Loving It Sounds more like the name of a strip club than a Country Club...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:52:07 No.12983312 >>12983304 The echidnas don't mind, they're at home working on making new MG daugherus and the occasional new MG species.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:52:33 No.12983313 >>12983310 Deadwood Country Club

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:53:34 No.12983315 >>12983313 That's better. >>12983312 Of course they don't. Classy ladies like that, they don't care about such immature antics.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:57:17 No.12983317

>>12983272
>you're not sure why you let your friends drag you to the carnival
>literally nothing good happens at these things anyway, they're just tourist traps
>you loved these things when you were a kid but nowadays they just feel tacky to you
>like an excuse to ride roller coasters too cheap for an amusement park or eat overpriced carnival food
>speaking of you wandered off while your friends went to ride the FireBomb for the seventh time looking for a slushie or something
>you wander over to a cool-colored stand marked Frozen Goods
>god you can feel that blast of cold air from ten feet away
>nobody in line, but nobody immediately visible till you round the corner and look in the window
>a statue of glass and ice stands there, perfect in all forms and beautiful beyond compare
>your breath is taken away (and not just because the air temperature has dropped about fifty degrees)
>She turns to you and speaks first. "Do you need something?"
>"I-Uh"
>It's hard to speak
>By the chief god is she beautiful
>lots of monsters are sexy or delicious but she's as cold as the distant stars and twice as brightly magnificent
>You manage to stutter out an order and she mixes you a blue slushie (not blueberry, just 'blue')
>you swear you feel a jolt of electricity when your hands touch but maybe that's just the ice forming on your hands
>it's not painful, surprisingly
>it makes you more tired than usual but you want to hear her speak forever when she says "That will be four-fifteen in change."
>"Come again any time, sir."
>you linger for just a bit too long and she asks "Do you need something, sir?"
>time to put on the moves
>"Just your name."
>Fuck, you sound like a tool
>She seems... amused by that?
>"Eska, sir. And yours?"
>"Anon."
>"Well then, anon, come back any time..."
>she tacks on as seemingly an afterthought "... handsome."
>but you can see the blush on her face
>and after you get about twenty feet away you find the piece of paper on the band of your drink
Cont, briefly

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:58:22 No.12983319 >>12983317 >"I finish work at 10:30 tonight. Call me." >-Eska >well >maybe this whole thing wasn't so pointless after all >you go to rejoin your friends with a new spring in your step.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:59:35 No.12983320 >>12983317 >>12983319 Excellent. Truly evidence that we need more Glacies stuff, because that was wonderful. Great job.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:11:06 No.12983332

>>12983320
Oh, you'll get some ice cold boning action tomorrow.
>>12983279
>"He's mine!" the blue-scaled dragon shouts, lightning leaping across the room and bouncing off the scales of the red dragon on your other side (who coincidentally has a firm grip on your arm. Like, bruisingly firm.)
>the Blue gives a tug and nearly sends you spilling over while the red stands her ground, holding you upright via sheer force.
>"No, I found him first! That makes him MINE!"
>and a tug in the different direction
>you're not a piece of meat
>well, technically to these two you are if you're talking about a specific cut...
>you didn't mean to become a priceless object worth a draconic duel when you stumbled into this lonesome valley
>but apparently these two have been duelling to create the most magnificent horde
>and Red seems to think you would make a great centerpiece
>Blue has come to the same conclusion
>so here you are, knee deep in the river while two dragons threaten to tear you in half
>they tug and pull and tug and pull and you feel like you're going to be torn apart
>Red notices and hisses "Look, Valisavex, you're going to hurt him. Stop being so rough."
>Valisavex frowns, and lightning dances across her skin when she snorts
>"Well, I'm not going to let YOU have him, Savakasia"
>"Wait, wait, don't I get a say in this?"
>The two dragons ponder this for a moment and you curse your big mouth.
>"Well, that's not a bad idea, is it sir...?"
>Savakasia looks expectantly at you for a name.
>"Anon."
>"That's a stupid name." Valisavex snorts. "When I own you, you're going to change that."
>"Anyway,", Savakasia interjects, "Anon, if you want a say so bad.... Choose which one of us you like better..."
>fuck
>fuck fuck fuck
>this is how you die
>both of them are looking at you more seductively this time
>"Well then, I guess it's time for a bit of... Persuasion." Savakasia says.
>"Hey, no! Me first!"
>Fuck.
>Which one do you choose?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:11:12 No.12983333 >>12983102 >Ignis Why do i always role ignis >Lizardgirl Can i just combine them and get a Salamander

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:14:58 No.12983338 >>12983332 Tomorrow's gonna be a damn good day for smut with all these setups tonight, ain't it? >Getting argued over by Dragons Oh lordie that'd be the best...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:15:05 No.12983339 So Selkies are the most depraved girls right? Considering that most seals enjoy hand holding.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:15:05 No.12983340 >>12983333 Your quads say yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:16:11 No.12983343 >>12983339 Of course. Do you know what Selkies like doing? Cuddling in a sleeping bag. Sick, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:17:00 No.12983344 >>12983332 >"That's a stupid name." Valisavex snorts. "When I own you, you're going to change that." Welp screw you bitch, red is my favorite color too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:17:37 No.12983347 >>12983332 There is only one correct answer. >"Umm, Umm, umm...both! I-I need to properly gauge which of you is, uh, superior! And I need to do this judging simultaneously!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:17:47 No.12983348 >>12983343 Oh. I thought you were gonna say going out clubbing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:18:41 No.12983352 >>12983340 Fuck yeah

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:19:25 No.12983353 >>12983347 I'm not sure that would work, anon. Dragons are prideful creatures and do not "share".

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:19:51 No.12983354 >>12983348 Well, the sleeping bags are made of seals. So they do that too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:20:11 No.12983355 >>12983348 Go to bed Charon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:20:19 No.12983356 >>12983348 I should not laugh, but I will.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:21:01 No.12983358

>>12983353
No, but they do compete to prove their superiority over others.

How is it a contest if they don't both compete at the same time, on equal grounds?

>>12983344
Red is also the one who shows concern for you being harmed...Red does seem like better girl. So yeah, Red. Savakasia.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:21:07 No.12983359 >>12983353 Shhh. I want to see him do it. If they're pulling his arms out of his sockets now, I give 4:1 odds he loses his dick to grabby claws.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:23:31 No.12983362 >>12983358 >>12983344 >inb4 we have an argument over which dragon should win the argument

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:27:36 No.12983368 >>12983358 Yeah I was keeping that as a back up in case an argument started. Blue doesn't even care if she hurts you as long as she wins. Blue is worst girl, red all the way.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:34:06 No.12983378

>>12983353
>You will never comfort your Wurm friend after finding out that she is bullied by a Dragon for "not being a real dragon."
>You will never see this Dragon start trying to flirt with you during lunch several days in a row, snorting at the Wurm threateningly when she weakly protests

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:34:39 No.12983381

>>12983233
You think a man in his twenties would be able to take on Dragon in cooking?
No, he's not the little kid using the family's recipe, he's the mother fucker who MADE the family recipe.
Years and years of experimenting and cooking lay in his mind and body, and he uses it to make the some of the best pizzas that outclass Manticore pizza and their diarrhea inducing crap.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:36:21 No.12983382

>>12983378
I like Dragons. Wings especially. There's something really appealing about wings.

But fuck preferences, if I'm already friends with a Wurm, like hell I'm gonna let some chick bully her.
How would they react if, in response to her flirtations, I reached over and kissed the Wurm on the lips?

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:36:25 No.12983383

Hey, it's me, the mediocre man here with more broken veteran shit.
http://pastebin.com/Q54Hm8YG

>You look in the mirror at your black eye.
>Yeah, that's why you don't drink in bars anymore. You can't take as much insults when you're in the drunk.
>You probably said some real bad shit, too. You're going to have to convince everyone you're not humanist.
>That is, anyone who would stick around long enough to listen.
>It happens. Sometimes.
>Rarely. If ever.
>Only once, recently.
>And she's gone now.
>You sigh and rub the scruff on your face.
>Well, now's as good a time as any to shave.
>Can't look like a sad hobo forever.
>You pull out a can of shaving cream and a razor.
>Lathering your face with the foam, you briefly look at your somewhat pitiful and silly appearance in the mirror before preparing your razor.
>A rapid knock comes from your front door.
>No, no you're pretty sick of the world today. You don't care if it's Jesus fucking Christ, He can wait if He wants to see you that badly.
>As you move the razor to the side of your face, the knocking comes again.
>Your eye twitches as you drag the razor down, the person outside now banging on your door.
>Just wait for them to go away, they always go away.
>"Mister, uhhh, Tom?" a voice calls.
>A little girl's voice. A familiar little girl's voice.
>The look you give your mirror could chill bones.
>You grab your cane and move to your living room, razor in hand and shaving cream on face.
>Maddy stands in front of your door, looking suitably nervous.
>Bitch better be.
>You say nothing, merely glare, and hope that makes her leave.
>Oh, if only.
>"Uhhhhh… hey," the striped menace says. She immediately looks like she's internally kicking herself over how stupid she sounds.
>You press on with your cold gaze, letting the awkward silence be her answer.
>"Look, I don't want to be here."
>That makes two.
>She nervously shifts. "I-It's about Kiki."
>You say nothing while she looks at you, expecting some form of answer.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:37:26 No.12983386

>>12983383
>She makes a face you can't identify before quickly stamping her foot, putting an end to the tense quiet.
>"I said I was sorry, okay!"
"Wow, I feel better already," you say dryly. You got some shaving cream in your mouth in the process, though.
>You wipe it off with the back of your hand while she speaks.
>"I was just trying to have fun, I didn't think you would-"
"Put an end to your shit? You wanna' see me do it again?"
>She shuts her mouth.
>You give an approving nod before walking to your bathroom.
>She teleports next to you. "Wait, I'm sorry, okay? Can we just focus on-" she sniffs the air, "Have you been drinking?"
"I tried taking it up as a pastime lately, but after yesterday I think I'm giving it up."
>"Getting the black eye wasn't so fun?"
"Shut up. Is it that obvious?"
>"W-well, yeah, it's on your face."
"No," you say, arriving at your sink and resting your cane on it. "I mean the drinking."
>"You smell like you've been drinking."
>You look at her, briefly wondering how she knows what that smells like.
>"Mom drinks sometimes."
>If you honestly cared, you would've asked.
>You look back at the mirror, re-applying shaving cream.
>"You just going to, uh, go about your thing while I talk."
"Can't catch you, only hope you leave," you say, getting more cream in your mouth.
>You drag the razor down.
>"Well, o-okay. Kiki's been, well, sad. Really sad. I haven't seen her so sad in… ever."
>She's sounding… surprisingly mature for her age. Nervous, but mature.
>Your eyes narrow in suspicion and curiosity as you nod for her to continue.
>"I think," she steels herself, "I think you should talk with her and make up."
>You shave off more facial hair.
"No."
>She flashes an almost pleadingly sad look before wiping it away.
>"Please, I've messed enough things up for her already, I don't want to make it any worse."
"Oh, so this isn't the first time you've been a shitty friend?"
>"I-it isn't like that."

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:38:54 No.12983392

>>12983386
>"I-it isn't like that."
"Yeah," you say, wiping off the remainder of the shaving cream and looking at the results. "You're real convincing about that."
>She takes a shaky breath. She looks upset.
>"People… people don't like me."
"It isn't a mystery of the fucking universe why," you say, grabbing your cane and turning to her.
>She trembles.
>Maybe you should cool it a bit.
"Alright, alright, now-"
>"You don't understand!" she shouts at you. "You just look at me and guess that I'm the reason I'm all alone! You think that I made everyone hate me! I didn't, I didn't do anything!"
>She bows her head, trying to hide her tears. "Mom did bad things to dad! She would mess with his head! Sometimes she scratched him up, and it wasn't from sex! Sometimes he would walk with a limp!"
>"Dad would… would always ask for her to stop. He always looked so scared, he would whisper it so no one but her would hear; I had to hide just to see! A-and mom," she hiccupped, "mom would just smile."
>"A-and one day I tried to do what mom did, when I was first learning how to jump. I-I thought I would play a game! I took a pen from his hand and hid it. H-he wouldn't even touch me!"
>"And th-then… a-and theh-then he," she begins to sob. "H-he rah-ran."
>Suddenly the words just flow from her in a jumbled mess. "H-he tried t-to guh-get it suh-so he could t-take me w-with him, buh-but mom fought b-back. A-and he left!"
>And then she just cries.
>You blink. You were taken off guard.
>Her life wasn't really as you expected it to be. You thought her more the spoiled bitch type.
>"N-no one likes me! They call me nuh-names and tell me I-I'll n-never guh-get a huh-husband!"
>She looks up at you, with tears and snot dripping down her face. "I-I'm guh-gonna' buh-be a-all al-looone!"
>Damn it. Damn it you're supposed to be callous.
>You reach behind you and grab a few sheets of toilet paper, before waving it in front of the cheshire's face.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:39:01 No.12983393

>>12983381
>Thinking he's an old man
>Not using the techniques passed down the Piestrong line for generations
>A prodigy who grew up in Papa Piestrong's restaurant and becoming even more than his predecessors by standing on their shoulders and trying new things

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:40:04 No.12983395 >>12983382 She'd tell you no at first, since she thinks you're only pity-kissing her. You have to do it again later when you're walking home with her.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:40:22 No.12983396

>>12983392
"To, uh, to dry yourself up a bit," you say, looking away.
>She looks up at you with an adorably sad expression. "Thuh-thank," and she rubs her face with it, soaking through the paper easily, and she's barely cleaned herself.
>She looks back at you and lifts the wet and sticky sheets back to you.
>You take it in between two fingers and throw it in the toilet, before grabbing your towel and handing it to her.
"I guess that alone isn't gonna' do it."
>She doesn't hesitate to bury her face in it.
>You spend the a few minutes awkwardly standing in the bathroom with a sobbing girl that you should really hate right now.
>Eventually, she pulls her face from the ruined towel.
>"M-mom isn't doing good anymore. She's never happy. Sh-she just goes to work and comes home when she's done. Except when she goes drinking."
>You glance around nervously.
"Does she, uh-"
>"Sh-she doesn't do anything with me, just hands me money and tells me to order for food, o-or go out."
>Oof.
>"Please, please talk with Kiki again, I-I don't want to make everything worse for her. Sh-she already doesn't have many friends b-because…" she tapers off.
>You sigh sadly, and kneel down, ready to tell her how that isn't a good idea for you to see her.
>But the way she's staring at you, with hope and sadness.
>Fucking sap. Fucking sad kids with their sob stories. Fucking cheshires and their unreliable nature.
>You'll blame it on the oni rattling your brains if this goes wrong.
>Slowly, you reach out and place a hand on her shoulder.
"I'll see what I can do."
>You pat her shoulder.
"In the meantime be less, uh…"
>"Less like my mom," she says.
"Yeah. Don't let her define you."
>You get to your feet and leave the bathroom, the small cheshire following closely behind.
"We're a lot alike, now that you've put on some perspective."
>She tilts her head in curiosity. "How?"
"Sometimes, bad things you aren't really in control of define who you are."
>You sit on the couch and look at her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:40:41 No.12983397 >>12983393 I like to think he's a badass grandpa over a child prodigy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:41:03 No.12983398 >>12983395 Obviously. And I'd be happy to do so too.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:41:53 No.12983399

>>12983396
"Don't worry. It'll get better for you, just give it time."
>Your gaze hardens.
"But don't fuck with me again."
>"I-I won't," she says meekly.
"Good. Now," you say, leaning back. "You owe me a proper damn introduction."
>She blinks at you.
>You gesture.
"Start with your name."
>"Oh! I-I'm Madeline, but Kiki calls me Maddy."
"My name is Tom, friends call me Tommy."
>You smile softly.
"Call me Tommy."
>The cheshire finally shows you a smile that isn't a smirk.

Well, how'd today go? As usual, comments, criticism, telling me I'm shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:43:19 No.12983404 >>12983383 >>12983386 >>12983392 >>12983396 >>12983399 >Cheshire actually learned her lesson. >Wants to grow as a person and not be a cunt. Well, that's a pleasant surprise. Glad I stayed up, always happy to read more of this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:43:53 No.12983407 >>12983397 But he's not a child. He's a gifted man who was once a child prodigy. And after Grampa Piestrong passed away, he's got some big shoes to fill.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:43:57 No.12983409

>>12983280
>Crack!
>"An excellent shot, madame." you intone
>The regal, brown skinned woman smiles and hands you her club, which you place back into the golf bag.
>her partner glares as harshly as she can while still maintaining her own demeanor of leisure and superiority before getting out of the cart to take her own tee-off.
>Apphia, queen of all of the land of the rivers, sits down to watch her golf buddy take a drive down a par-5 that you're pretty sure she's going to get in four, if that drive was anything to go by.
>Merisia lines up her drive, ghostly hands overlaying her own and brow furrowed with concentration
>a tap of heeled feet here and there
>you really advised against her wearing the high heels but all she said was to "keep watching my legs if you're so worried, mon cheri".
>stakes are high at today's game
>they made a bet before they came Hole 1
>a bet that unfortunately you are privy to
>"Ah, my dearest queen, how would you say to a bet, no?"
>"Speak, Merisia. What game have you devised for us to play this time?"
>"Hm hm hm~! It is not but a minor distraction. Whichever of us scores best in this little game of ours will get to take a certain someone~ on a date."
>you're trying to pretend you're not eavesdropping so you can only feel their gazes on the back of your neck
>"Hah. You're on, you old woman."

>and so here you are on hole five
>Merisia's down, but only by one point
>you're sweating
>you've been caddying for the two of them for a year now but you're pretty sure this goes against your professional courtesy requirements
>And you're locked in the ethical debate of whether or not you would live if you tried to run away from this one
>they are both extremely powerful women
>Merisia runs one of the biggest banks in city, and Apphia is technically the owner of most of the land on the outskirts of town
>This is it, isn't it?
cont.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:44:31 No.12983411 Hmmm. For MGK we've got Jimmy for the kindergarteners, Tommy for the third graders, and Timmy for the masochistic pig named Alp..... Should there be a 5th grader class?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:45:34 No.12983417 >>12983411 I think several 5th graders have been mentioned previously.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:45:55 No.12983420 >>12983407 How about we make him older so that he's not self insert material? Like 30s?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:46:18 No.12983421 >>12983399 I liked it, looking foward to the next installment still wondering what they did to get treated like ex-nazis, but that's for you to decide on sharing or not

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:47:30 No.12983423 >>12983420 Just to chime in, I pictured a guy in his 30s when I first pictured Piestrong anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:48:08 No.12983424 >>12983420 Basically he's supposed to be a badass single paladin from a long line of them in his prime. Whatever range that fits. But kid or old man with kids isn't right.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:48:50 No.12983427

>>12983409
>most men would be happy to be married to one of them but you've seen them in their private moments of anger with each other
>these two women are vicious at their cores and are carefully choosing jabs at each other on the drive to each tee
>you get to sit in the back and ponder your fate
>It's hole sixteen now
>they're tied
>two shots in on a par four
>their verbal attacks are downright vicious.
>"Are you sure your legs are still working, mon amie? You took quite a spill there, and your aim was a off on that last shot."
>"I assure you, dearest, that my legs are working as they always have been. They remain in perfect condition; You may wish to take notes."
>sweat trickles down your neck despite the cool breeze as you hand Merisia her 3-iron
>and they both bogey on the hole, of course
>and par on the next one
>It's right down to the wire now and both of them have given up any pretense of civility, glaring outright at each other but smiling warmly at you
>this is going to suck
>Which one of them wins? Merisia the Wight or Apphia the Pharaoh?

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:50:19 No.12983430

>>12983423
30s gives him time to expand on the family recipe and allow him to actually show off his skills and not look like a gary stu of pizzas.

>>12983424
A man is in his prime when he has children to fight for and to make the best pizzas for. Why else would he strive to improve the family recipe other than to make the absolute best for those he loves.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:50:40 No.12983432 >>12983409 >>12983427 I'd secretly route for delicious brown. French bugs me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:50:55 No.12983433 >>12983421 Part 2 will be what happened to Mary, the war, and the aftermath as viewed directly through Tommy's eyes. At least, that's the plan, anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:52:07 No.12983437 >>12983433 >Part 2 Well. Okay then. I'll prepare my soul for suffering of the most high.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:52:21 No.12983438 >>12983430 >Implying that his craft isn't his life but he yearns to find a woman as passionate as he is.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:53:23 No.12983440 >>12983399 Keep it up. It's pretty fun so far. I don't comment much but I always read it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:54:01 No.12983441 >>12983438 What about that stalker Holst who follows him and poorly disguises herself when buying his pizzas? She's passionate...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:55:46 No.12983444 >>12983441 >Her disguises are actually really good >But he can recognize her by her tits alone >Because she always has some skin on display for him

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:57:20 No.12983446 >>12983444 >really good Anon she went dressed as a pirate last week.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 04:59:58 No.12983451 >>12983427 Pharaoh should win, get a bit of revenge for all the Europeans dicking around in their country. Especially Napoleon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:00:44 No.12983452 >>12983446 Are you suggesting she didn't fit in with Captn' Onahole and Commodore Smirky? And who could recognize her under that beard?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:01:22 No.12983453 >>12983446 And the kids absolutely loved it, why should he chase her out? It's not she tried to make anyone healthy yet, and he can easily handle her if she does try anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:02:09 No.12983455 >>12983427 >>12983432 Same. 'cept for the French bit. It's hot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:02:20 No.12983456 >>12983444 >>12983453 >>12983441 Mayhap that her Cheese is the missing ingredient to truly perfect his recipe...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:03:55 No.12983459 >>12983453 >He knows she's a Holst >Never treats her awfully because he's not a jerkass paladin like all the others >Sometimes gives her a free pizza because she's a regular customer and always tips

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:04:28 No.12983460 >>12983453 She'd like that wouldn't she, being manhandled by a big strong paladin who smells like flour and olive oil?

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:06:06 No.12983463

>>12983455
>>12983451
>>12983432
Well, I think Pharaoh wins unless a bunch of wight supporters come out of nowhere.
This may be the first time Pharaoh actually gets a piece of writefaggotry, I don't think she's ever used as anything but an enemy for Apophis.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:07:48 No.12983466 >>12983463 That's why I liked the Fatpophis story. I get so tired of them always being the bad guy. At least that was an example of two people who hated each other while both being waifu material.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:08:46 No.12983469 >>12983466 Kind of wonder how he's going to differentiate it from 'sex with a normal brown human girl' though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:09:47 No.12983471 >>12983399 Excellent. Anyone think he accepted Maddy a bit quickly though? She made him relive some of his worst memories.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:10:18 No.12983473 >>12983460 >She masturbates behind the pizzeria's dumpster while MOOing loudly and sniffing Piestrong's pizzas

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:11:21 No.12983475 >>12983469 They have natural powers of greenery like the forest god in Mononoke. I'm sure that's more than enough to work with. How do you think she keeps the fairway so lush?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:11:24 No.12983476 >>12983466 >I get so tired of them always being the bad guy. Same. And yet when I try to write on them, they're not monstergirls. Damn.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:19:57 No.12983483

Will Piestrong end up with the Holst stalker, get ostricized by the rest of his family, and teach his Holst daughterus how to make pizza?
Or will he marry a nagging human woman, keep the line going, and probably havehis son or grandson sell the recipe to some rich Tanuki for quick and heavily taxed cash??

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:23:06 No.12983491 >>12983483 He will marry a quality human woman, who loves him and keeps the line going with children he is mighty proud of. One of his sons gets /ss/ed by the Holst

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:25:14 No.12983495 >>12983491 >quality human woman That's a good joke.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:25:25 No.12983496 >>12983483 He's a paladin, so no Although he might hire the Holst as a face for the store to promote the fact that he is more for equality than oppression

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:26:52 No.12983499 >>12983495 You talking shit about his Mama Piestrong son? She was a saint!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:29:01 No.12983503 >>12983496 >Suggests the idea of using her face and smile for the store >Is fired >Kicked out of the family >And his title is given to his asshole brother who has greasy hair and cooks meh pizza that has no trace of love, honor, or pride

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:30:44 No.12983508 >>12983503 >Suggests Piestrong is a grown ass man who started that business from the ground up. If anyone has any complaints about an MG working here then they can pack up and leave. Besides, he doesn't have a family, he's a paladin after all.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:31:44 No.12983510

>>12983499
Mama Piestrong is extremely racist and killed a baby Harpy with a rolling pin just for going up to her house on Halloween for some candy.
Piestrong is a gentleman with more honor and integrity than there was coke on that one table in Scarface. He takes after his grandfather, and treats man and monster equally.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:31:47 No.12983511 >>12983508 He has parents, who would never treat him that way because they're so proud of him.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:31:55 No.12983512

>>12983503
>Decides to go full HARAM
>Meets up with Holsty Stalker
>Falls in love
>Opens up competing "Piestrong and Daughter" Pizzeria.
>Wins favor with all from sheer QUALITY
>Forsaken Values or no, none can argue how tasty this pizza is.
>Even the plain cheese is divine.

Just a route to go along that way of thinking.
>>12983508 is correct though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:33:32 No.12983516 >>12983510 Back to your ghetto Manticore. We don't take kindly to your lies here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:33:55 No.12983517 >>12983508 >no family Other than his mother, father, brother, and dead grandpa of course.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:35:46 No.12983520

>>12983517
He was forced to cut all ties with his family once he entered the service anon, it's fairly standard practice when anyone joins a fairly serious religious organization, so getting ignored by his folks aint a problem. Besides, if >>12983503 is to be believed, his brother is a twat, so he has literally no reason to care what they think about him or his business practices.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:36:04 No.12983521 >>12983512 >Holst daughteru and Dragon's daughteru become pizza rivals Oh god, we're going too far again....

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:36:17 No.12983522 File: 702 KB, 900x950, Kuuga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12983512 >Even plain cheese is divine Are you implying that Cheese Pizza isn't fucking delicious on it's own?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:36:59 No.12983525 >>12983521 Still not as far as >>12982761

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:37:38 No.12983527 >>12983521 >Allowing the glorious Piestrong line to end The world weeps

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:38:46 No.12983530 >>12982761 HER BONES ARE PUDDING HER MIND IS PUDDING THE PUDDING CONSUMES ALL

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:38:49 No.12983531 >>12983522 Fair point, but though I may find it tasty, many find it bland. But even such idiotic naysayers would be floored by how good Piestrong and Daughter's plain cheese is. >>12983521 I beg to differ. I think this is exactly far enough.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:39:06 No.12983532

>>12983520
His brother is a weasel who only cares about fame and money, not making delicious pizza.
His pizza skills are on the same level as Manticore and Succubus'.

>>12983527
It wouldn't exactly end. It would just live on in Holsts and not humans.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:40:16 No.12983535 >>12983532 Even more reason why Piestrong wouldn't let his brothers influence taint his honorable and just business practices.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:41:18 No.12983537 >>12983512 >There is a sudden and massive increase in the number of healthy people in the community

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:43:25 No.12983544 >>12983535 Yes. And at this rate Piestrong and Holst will be a thing, and we'll see drawfags doing a pic of him carrying a young Holst on his shoulder with a pizza in his hand.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:45:09 No.12983547

>>12982761
P̧͛̀̃͒͐͒ͨ̈̀҉̰͈͇̣̱̼̤͢u̸͛̌̋̔͏̸̯͇̠͉̻͎͉͕͙̯̮̥́ḑ̢̳̟̺̰͉̳̥͕̙̭͓̬͉̩̿̐̉͊ḓ̢̡̱̰̗̩̱̮͕̹͖͈̗͍̭̭̯̑̐ͨ̈́͆̿̉͐̍ͩ͆ͭͭ̈ͩ̃̉i͎̣͇̬̦͉̥͕̰̪̮̫̤̟̟̬͖͎ͧ̎ͯ̔ͮ͑ͦͬ͆͆̀́͝ͅn̍͑ͬ̿ͫ̑̾҉̵͔̱̪̞͈̼g̵͎̫̰͔̻ͦ̎͊̂ͯ̏̆͂́ ̴̘̻̳̱̠̜̄ͬͯͨ̏͂̑̑ͣͤ̐ͧͩ͐́͢Ȓ̨̗̭̰͇̻͍̦̯̰̰̋͐̋͂́͞'̮͙͙̩̮̠̻̺̜̩̯͙̗̥̖̙̦̙̀̽ͮͨͬ̋ͪ̉͒͛̒̓̎̀̚͘͜͝l͉̻̰̖̝̻̙̙̣̠͉̖̠̪̠͎͉̠ͮ̐̿́͗ͩ̀̒͐̍̾͐ͧͨͣ̀͟͠͡y̛̫͎̟̹̙͔̪̖̖̤̣͚̠̠̓̋̑̌ͤ̓͋̄̆ͭ͞ȩ̵̵̷̭̬͙̭͙̦̼̺͓̎̇ͫ̉̓͊̔̃͐̏ͪ͋͊ͨ͒̋͊̽h̵̷̡̦̹̰̦͚̭̰̻̫̞̣͍͍̫̃̀͒̆̅ ͥ͊ͦ͆͐͆͊̑̋͐̋̎͌͛̚̚̕͏̨̛͉̞̜̪̳̫̰̥͈̣̻̤̣͍͕̫̫͜w̨̖͚̠̣̮͖͚͇͕͇̣͙̥̺̟̟̅ͦ́ͫ̅͌ͪ̏ͤ̎ͯ͋̌̐ͅͅg̢̛̲͖̣̙̮͖ͤ͑͑̍͗ͤ̅̆ͣ̒̉ͣ̕͡a̦̮͍̮͔̰̤̹͙͌ͪ̽ͧ́͡ͅͅh̡̠̼̙̭͈͍̅̍ͫ̒ͯͫ̾̒ͯ̈́́͜͝'̸̛̟̩͙͔̖͎ͫ͌̑̒̊ͪ͌̑ͭ̏̂́͠͡n̡̜̖̘̝ͯ͊ͣ͂ͪ̑ͮ̇ͭ͋̀̀̕͡ą̶̸̡̗͕̦̺͓̘̘̞̤̬̮̫̗̤͓͔͈ͩͪ͆ͥ͑̈̈́̌͑̒̽̿ͥ̀g̨̭̠̱͈͙̘͓̻̦͚͖̏ͮ̈̃̇͋͌͊ͨ̄̌̑ͬ̐̏̒̋͠ḷ̵̷̢̜̳̫̮̪̰͖̹̤̺̇ͪͭ̈́ͬ ̮̱̥̹̊ͪ̎̀̉ͥͨ̒̊͗̈͌̉͢͝fͨ̋ͮ͋̽̓ͩ̏̐̈́͆̈ͥ̅ͤ̊̊ͦ̋҉̷̧̖̮̞̯̭̠̩̫̩̟͇̦̰̼͎͠͞ͅh̠͇͉͉̺̫͙̻̺͕͚ͣ͊ͯ̏͞ͅţ̹̱͖̮̘͙̬͚̺̦̩̣̟̰̈͑ͯ̋̔̓ͬͣ͋͊̀͟ǎ̶̵̱͉̲̯̼̫̃̀̂̃ͭͦͥͯͤ̉ͩ͛̐ͥ̽͜g̮͙͉͉̤͚͈̙̳̙̫̻͒ͭͣ̔̓ͧ̈͆͞͝ͅn̸̸̤̟̦̦͎̹͚̯͉̪͈͙̞̥̎̅̓̉̊ͦ͊ͤͥ́̀͡ͅͅ

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:45:52 No.12983550 >>12983544 Probably not. More likely this entire thing will be forgotten and lost as one of the many, many thread obsessions /mgt/ has had over the years.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:46:00 No.12983551 >>12983544 >Implying this is a bad thing. >Not cute as all fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:47:19 No.12983556 >>12983550 A man can dream. A man can dream.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:47:46 No.12983557 >>12983550 The legend of Piestrong will never die, if anything kills him it will be all these people who force him into a relationship with a Holst, so I say we let this idea die here before it becomes threadcanon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:49:12 No.12983561 >>12983522 Cheese pizza isn't pizza, it's just a really big sandwich. Come at me, sis!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:50:09 No.12983564 >>12983557 >will never die Tell that to all the other trends which would 'never die'. He'll be forgotten in a month or two, and most won't remember him in a week. All we are is dust in the wind.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:51:32 No.12983568 >>12983557 >if anything kills him it will be all these people who force him into a relationship with a Holst No what will kill him are his coworker zealots for finding love in a monstergirl.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:53:08 No.12983569

>>12983557

It's a shame that every great human hero always gets snatched up by a monster. The second they come up, you know their legendary line will end.

>Piestrong will never teach his sons his secrets
>He will never be proud that they all found happiness, two with sweet paladin girls, and three with monstergirls

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:53:38 No.12983571

>>12983568
>Hires coworker zealots
That's against the Piestrong code anon, you can't treat all customers fairly if you have an irrational bias against half of your consumer base. If anything he would hire other moderates himself, or just more tolerant people from the community, it is a local business after all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:55:56 No.12983573 >>12983571 Being indiscriminate is part of the job. Though other paladins might try and kill him because 89% are really irrational.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:56:42 No.12983575

>>12983569
I like to think that an old fling of Piestrong's from his active days will wander into the shop one day and they will hit it up again.
Two decades and 7 kids later, he has the biggest family business in the whole city, with marriages that make his children some of the most influential in the city.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:56:54 No.12983576 >>12983573 >trying to kill someone when they aren't pinging as evil Then they aren't really Paladins, are they? More like thugs in armor.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:58:33 No.12983580 >>12983569 Not all heroes have to have a monster waifu. So far for the paladins we have Yaleton if the Kikimora doesn't get him and Piestrong if some Holst doesn't get him There is hope yet.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:58:41 No.12983581

>>12983573
He retired early because he didn't like the indiscriminate killing, which is why he tried to make his pizza shop as open and friendly to all as possible. Also, he is pretty damn well loved by the community so if anyone came and tried to smite him they would have to deal with a rather large mob of MGs and humans before they could even touch the guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 05:58:49 No.12983582 >>12983576 Most ARE just thugs in armor.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:00:06 No.12983584 >>12983582 Then they are not Paladins. For Paladins are the epitome of goodness and justice. >>12983580 >yaleton >an example of anything heroic He's a nutcase who doesn't deserve the title.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:00:34 No.12983585 >>12983581 Just like Dragon he's loved by everyone in town and even a little outside of it.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:01:06 No.12983586

>>12983576

Paladins needs a new spell besides "detect evil"
We'll call it "detect jackass" and they're all forced to cast it on each other at every performance review. If you get pinged, you're put on probation until the next review. Three strikes and you're out.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:02:31 No.12983587 >>12983586 Well, technically It's a supernatural ability, not a spell but yes. But what defines jackassery? Really, paladins need to be held to a strict code of conduct that forbids them from doing something stupid or cruel or evil.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:03:48 No.12983589 >>12983584 Not all are. Some are crazy people and others are thugs looking for a way to be a jackass and be praised for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:04:00 No.12983590 >>12983587 Have that code and then something that detects if they've broken the code. >tfw you lived to see the day of the great paladin reformation

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:05:08 No.12983593

>>12983589
Then they aren't paladins.
No, really. Paladins are divinely empowered warriors -- or, more precisely, they are empowered by the ideals of Justice and Good. If their god turns against the light of goodness they are sworn to go against them.
You can call yourself a paladin but unless you hold goodness in your heart you will never BE one.

>>12983590
That's not a bad idea, actually...

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:05:17 No.12983594

>>12983573

Thats just threadcanon. A true paladin battles evil, its not like they waste time chasing after terrified screaming Holstauruses when there's a dragon demanding all the young boys the next town over.

A psychopath who runs around killing monstergirls for being friendly isn't a paladin. A paladin is the guy who runs that manticore through before it can brutally rape a lone traveller; Who fends off an army of skeletons sent into town by a lich; Who goes single handedly up against a high ranking lilim despite the odds just so a few more people can get away.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:08:29 No.12983598 >>12983593 >Piestrong and Holst end up forming a different group of paladins that are genuine and not jerkasses >Regular paladins get MAD

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:10:06 No.12983606 >>12983584 >yaleton being anything other than heroic Succuboss, pls

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:10:28 No.12983607 >>12983598 If they can't handle kindness then they didn't deserve the title anyway. More power to them. Just remember that for all the kindness that is dealt there is still wickedness in the world...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:11:28 No.12983610 >>12983606 Old man Yaleton is still best Yaleton.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:12:23 No.12983611 >>12983607 Good and evil will always coexist, and neither will ever disappear. Piestrong will always drive away bad feelings and evil with his delicious pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:14:35 No.12983614 >>12983610 That was a great greentext. It had it all, a brutal manticore getting wrecked, a paladin acting like an actual paladin and not a thug, a happy ending...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:15:01 No.12983615 >>12983606 Hasn't he physically assaulted 5-6 people who weren't really doing anything wrong so far? Aside from the manticore that he righteously smited, I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:18:35 No.12983622 >>12983594 I don't know, chasing Holsts around might be fun. I can imagine her massive tits bouncing everywhere as she panics and runs desperately through the fields. No idea why she's screaming though, all I wanted to do was show her my new axe

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:20:10 No.12983626 >>12983615 It seems to be set in a world where humans are just cumpumps now. I'd be mad too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:22:32 No.12983629 >>12983622 Just tell her you want to see if she's willing to apply for a job at your pizzeria.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:24:45 No.12983632 >>12983138 That... was beautiful. I loved it.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:35:57 No.12983649

>out for a walk one day
>try to cut through a field to get home
>half way across you notice that there are Holstaurus lazily sitting around eating grass
>Oh great one of them saw you
>"moo?"
>She gets up and starts walking towards you
>best to walk a bit faster now, you speed up and head for the opposite fence
>damn this is a big field
>"Moo!" "Moo?" "Moo." "Moooo..."
>look behind your shoulder and wish you didn't
>a growing heard of Holsts are merrily trotting behind you, smiling and staring at you
>OK, don't panic now, you're almost-
>turn to face fowards to see another small army of holsts trotting up to greet you
>OH GODDAMMIT
>they crash into you dozily, but fortunately all holsts come with natural airbags so it doesn't hurt
>the second group now surrounds you
>"Moo!" "Moo!" "Mooooo!" "Moo."
>You can't move for the tits being shoved in your face. Everywhere you look is another excited monstergirl mooing in your face, and its...is that a Wurm?
>in the middle of the group is a Wurm dressed as a holstaurus
>"MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO!" She yells over everyone else
>should have taken the longer road.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:39:27 No.12983657 >>12983649 >Master of Disguise God I love her. >"M is for Moo!"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:47:22 No.12983663 >>12978153 >pointy ears on the other guy Please tell me that's Alpie.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:57:11 No.12983672
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I want a team of former super villains, like a Baphomet, a Matango and a Paladin, to come together as a team that protects the world against the unstoppable Holstaurus with the Power of Friendship who intends to conquer the world.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 06:59:39 No.12983675 >>12983672 >Stopping Holst from unifying the world through peace We shall meet on the battlefield, and I will have your head.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:00:17 No.12983677 >>12983672 >paladin >villain You seem to be confused on what a paladin is, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:01:23 No.12983679 >>12983675 I never said I wanted them to win, or to even stand a chance. >>12983677 They're big, bad knights in shining armor.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:02:24 No.12983681 >>12983679 >They're big, bad knights in shining armor. No. See: >>12983594, >>12983593, >>12983584. Those are thugs in plate.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:03:06 No.12983682 >>12983681 >propaganda Dismissed.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:03:49 No.12983683 >>12983679 Then why would you suggest otherwise? Are you a spy? Do you intend to assassinate our grazing lady?! May your god have mercy, for Piestrong will not if you are.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:04:01 No.12983684 >>12983682 You can call it propaganda if you want. But they literally have holy powers to help them serve justice, detect evil, and smite the wicked. Just because you don't like paladins doesn't mean that they aren't servants of righteousness.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:06:20 No.12983689

>>12983684
>holy powers
Sacred and profane have nothing to do with good and evil.
>serve justice, detect evil and smite the wicked
Subjective terms. What is evil? Who are wicked? This is decided by them and their gods.
And that's why your argument fails. I say they're evil, and I'm right. You say they're good, you're wrong. From my view. In your view, it's the opposite. I recognize this. You ought to, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:07:22 No.12983694 >>12983683 I just thought it would be cute to see their zany plots to so battle against friendship itself. Please no bully.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:08:55 No.12983697 >>12983694 We do not bully, but we will not sit by and let others insult the fair cow.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:11:52 No.12983702 >>12983697 But I never insulted her. She's my kind of bovine.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:12:43 No.12983703

>>12983689
Evil is those who are incredibly selfish and desire to inflict harm upon others.

Come on now, morally grey arguments don't work when Paladins, Warriors for objective good and justice, exist. Now stop being an edgy teenager and stop calling Paladins villains, because you sound ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:13:27 No.12983707 >>12983702 Then join our cause in unifying the world under her just rule. You would make an excellent knight or mage in our ranks.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:13:43 No.12983709 >>12982589 >Lizardman >Justice Embodiment >known "users" include EMIYA and Yamadabadu I'm sure that there is a very good method here but I'm not seeing it. Maybe "We have no choice. " leading into "You have no concept of justice?" Halp.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:14:44 No.12983713 >>12983703 Paladins are still human, anon. Being a Paladin doesn't mean that you always preform good all the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:15:09 No.12983716 >>12983703 >here is my subjective definition of evil I see. This adds nothing to the argument. Go torture surrendered Moors already.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:16:09 No.12983719 >>12983709 >EMIYA >Mind of Steel >And lizardman Sounds perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:16:10 No.12983720 >>12983707 Can't I be a dashing rogue? I'll be a dashing rogue anyway, and show up to help you in your hour of need.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:17:28 No.12983722 >>12983720 >Rogue Whatever suits you best, but we haven't had an hour of need yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:18:40 No.12983724 >>12983722 >jinxing it Good, good...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:18:41 No.12983725 >>12983713 No but it means you need to TRY relentlessly to do good. Also doing evil strips you of your powers. >>12983716 >crusaders are Paladins Don't be thick.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:19:44 No.12983727 >>12983725 >crusaders Are you retarded, or just plain ignorant? Crusaders didn't fight the Moors. Paladins did. The real paladins. Roland and his men.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:20:34 No.12983729 >>12983725 Just yesterday paladinposters talked all about how they'd bite their tongues off just to spite a yandere girl. How's that not evil?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:22:53 No.12983735 >>12983724 We've been jinxed every battle, and each time we pulled through with little casualties.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:23:19 No.12983739 >>12983735 Underdog powers?

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:25:11 No.12983740
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>>12983729
That's
Well I wouldnt call that wickedness as much as incredibly spiteful, but not really evil. It only hurts himself and if, as I'm guessing, she had him captive, then her being hurt isn't really a concern.
Probably not a paladin? At the very least he would lose his powers, if he had them.

>>12983727
And? We're talking about a FANTASY UNIVERSE, anon, where warriors of justice are empowered by it. This is not real life we are talking about.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:25:39 No.12983741 >>12983739 No, we have very good strategists and knights. We also have a group of CC dragons, too. That helps.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:26:33 No.12983743 >>12983740 >This is not real life we are talking about Then your mention of crusaders didn't mean anything, did it? >>12983741 >CC Crowd Control or Christmas Cake? Either way I'm stealing the heart of one of them. Figuratively.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:27:41 No.12983744 >>12983743 Both.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:27:43 No.12983745 >>12983741 >very good strategists Sima Yi good?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:27:54 No.12983746 >>12983743 >then your mention of crusaders didn't mean anything ... No? But neither did your mention of torturing moors. I don't see where you're going with this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:27:58 No.12983747 >>12983463 C-couldn't you do both? I would so love to enjoy each of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:29:15 No.12983748 >>12983744 >both Oh yes. >>12983746 >neither did your mention That's because I didn't know you were using some fantasy equivalent of paladins where the word meant something different from what it actually means. My bad. I still dislike them.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:30:46 No.12983750

>>12983729
>"Oh dear, were you so happy that you bit off your tongue? That's so romantic of you anon~"
>The paladin laid there with the blood gurgling in his throat, his lungs filling up with his very life.
>The yandere rushed up to the paladin and lifted him up.
>She began to put the paladin upside down, the paladin too weak too even resist her.
>The blood streamed out of the paladin's mouth, staining the ground a rosy tan.
>With the blood leaving his system, the paladin could now breath.
>The yandere casted healing magic on the paladin's tongue at least stopping the blood flow.
>She began to put the paladin down.
>The paladin too exhausted from the near death experience and the loss of blood just sat there.
>The yandere began to kiss the paladin greedily licking every trace of blood inside his mouth.
>This went on for a few minutes, with the paladin weakly resisting against the yanderes grip
>She pulled out her tongue, a link of saliva and blood connecting the two of them.
>"Your... essence tastes so amazing! As expected of a great paladin!"

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:31:23 No.12983751

>>12983748
We... We've been talking about monstergirls and the monstergirl universe for this entire thread, anon. This is not a new development. Additionally, in popular culture a paladin is a warrior for justice and goodness. Most Google results for Paladins are not about the Charlemagne Knights but instead fantasy warriors.
Are you okay?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:31:24 No.12983752 >>12983745 If this was the Rance universe one would have Strategy LVL3.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:31:54 No.12983754

>>12983748
>I didn't know you were using some fantasy equivalent of paladins where the word meant something different from what it actually means.
Not him, but you really should. People who have ever heard of Charlemagne's paladins compared to generic D&D knights are probably outnumbered by thousands or tens of thousands to one. Nerds aren't very well educated despite all their pretensions.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:33:02 No.12983759 >>12983752 I don't even know what that means, but I''m sure its impressive. >>12983754 I'm just going to ignore all paladin posting from now on, it will spare me headaches.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:34:22 No.12983761 >>12983754 to be fair the uses of the word paladin are almost all for fantasy characters it's not like charlemagnes paladins are particularly well known or as popular in daily life as fantasy paladins

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:34:27 No.12983762 File: 604 KB, 789x1039, 1411107706246.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12983750 She's a vampire isn't she? Possibly even a dumpire and honestly thinks that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:35:47 No.12983763 >>12983762 Naw, she's a [Insert yandere here], she's fucking batshit insane. Anything the paladin does could be taken as a form of tsundere or an act of love.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:36:43 No.12983765

>>12983759
How could you possibly have gotten them confused
Your first mention of them was with monsters
It's not like you specified that these were Roland's chosen warriors or something
You mentioned them alongside matangos
There's no historical precedent for mushroom people so it's reasonable to assume you're talking about mgverse paladins

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:36:58 No.12983768 File: 85 KB, 624x463, Dumphir strumpet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12983762 >dumpire COOL BEAUTY!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:37:03 No.12983769 >>12983761 >it's not like charlemagnes paladins are particularly well known >I've never heard of Orlando Furioso Please refer to my previous post.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:37:14 No.12983770 >>12983759 In the setting level 1 is the lowest while 3 is the highest for skills. Level 3 is rare as fuck, and only a super small number of people have skills at that level.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:38:00 No.12983771 >>12983770 That sounds lame.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:38:37 No.12983772 >>12983763 A cute and dumb vampire being an accidental yandere is much better and I might have to write about one myself.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:39:07 No.12983774 >>12983769 okay let's use words out of their common usage then act smug happy

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:42:47 No.12983779

>>12983771
>Lame
It isn't. Redeye has level three magic for example:
>As a level 3 magic user, it commands powers unlike any other Dark Lord. It once fought a war with Hornet, and created a massive patch of land where everything decays. All who enters the "Death Zone" will either die, catch a terminal disease or suffer great misfortune, even Dark Lords.
So level three is far from lame.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:42:52 No.12983780 File: 154 KB, 712x1718, 1397116984669.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no talk of Space Opera anymore Huh. Guess it really was flavor of the month.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:43:53 No.12983782 >>12983779 >level three is far from lame I meant that there being only three levels is lame.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:44:21 No.12983783 >>12983780 Sci-fi has little support here, it seems.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:44:50 No.12983784

>>12983774
>People who have ever heard of Charlemagne's paladins compared to generic D&D knights are probably outnumbered by thousands or tens of thousands to one.
>to be fair the uses of the word paladin are almost all for fantasy characters
Why you so defensive bro? I literally told that guy to assume people aren't educated enough to know about history or classic literature. You're saying the same thing except proving that you're not ignorant of just one but both.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:44:55 No.12983785 File: 34 KB, 640x480, Aisha disapproves.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12983783 But why?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:45:49 No.12983790 >>12983782 Why? Does it have to have 10 levels or go from F rank to A to not be lame?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:47:01 No.12983792 >>12983790 Even 10 sounds low. Like 20 at least. But I'm not going to argue with you about something neither of us has any say in.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:50:03 No.12983798

>>12983784
epic poetry is not well known or widely read by the public
you are being intentionally rude in an attempt to prove how well read you are and how much smarter than everyone else you are
I'll say it again since you seem to have missed it
most people think of fantasy holy warriors when they hear paladin and that should be the default assumption unless talking about history, etc
this holds doubly true when talking about a fantasy universe

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:52:58 No.12983810

>>12983798
Orlando Furioso is one of the most influential pieces of western literature, anon. It's like being unaware of Don Quixote or the Divine Comedy. Have you heard of those? I think most countries have mandatory literature courses in their school system.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:53:32 No.12983812 Do YOU have what it takes to join the fair cow? To fight for her and help unify the world?

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:57:12 No.12983820

>>12983810
not in america
it's not mentioned at all in public education unlike the comedy and don quixote

it appears first in university
and just because ive heard of it doesn't mean most of my peers have

you've really got to be trying for your level of smug anon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:58:46 No.12983827 >>12983820 I'd like to point out you're arguing with a different person now than you were in the beginning. Just in case you missed that. I don't want to be bunched together with this guy.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:00:35 No.12983835

>>12983772
>"Pass me that 'White pollen'"
>The man next to you takes out a bong.
>He places the kesaran fluff into his bong.
>"Shit, this is the high quality shit right here!"
>You were of course, the dealer. Times were tough in these days of the recession and with the introduction of monstergirls, the illegal drug market flourished.
>You could get MG based drugs much more cheaper at a much higher rate than you could have for human drugs.
>Shit, you started your drug trade by selling off- counter dark undine extract, or as most called it "Neo-purple drank."
>The man started to fumble around his pocket.
>The man pulled a bunch of hamiltons in his back pocket.
>"Here you go. This should be enough for that fluff."
>You snatched the money and began to count the bills.
>This would be enough for the amount.
>"Tomorrow at 8. At the west harbor."
>The man merely grunted as he began to smoke the kesaran fluff. The dank smoke was curling around him, creating a smoky barrier.
>You left the dark alley, navigating between the trash and pipes strewn across the pass.
>The city was whispering to you, its harsh screams filling your ears.
>You notice a cab parked along the side of the road.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:00:51 No.12983837 >>12983810 And the average person is going to think about epic poetry over video games or tabletops? Get real.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:07:02 No.12983848 >>12983399 Yeah these are great. Keep it up.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:10:51 No.12983856 >>12983463 I'm routing for the Wight to win. But why not do both?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:18:04 No.12983866 File: 114 KB, 800x1320, 1406348584090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pomf.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:25:58 No.12983879

>>12983835
>A cab driver was arguing with a jinko.
>"Get out of my sight. We don't serve sub-human scum."
>With that, the cab driver spat at the jinko's face.
>You felt sorry for the jinko. Even in the city monstergirls were still prejudiced.
>Alot of people had set up human supremacy movements, vandalizing MG related property.
>That stuff was all over the news.
>You were sorry for the jinko, but you didn't want to lose the cab.
>"Pardon me."
>you gently pushed away the jinko and went inside the cab.
>"To St.Loen's hospital."
>"You got family there?"
>The cab driver tries to strike up a conversation.
>You ignore the cab driver, and just pull out your phone.
>The city raced around you, it's orange glow lighting the freeway.
>The moon was but a dim glow compared to the endless city lights making night as bright as day.
>"We've arrived."
>You hand him a wad of 10 hamiltons.
>You wait for change.
>The man hands it over to you.
>You stand there alone in front of the towering hospital.
>It was the first hospital designed to treat MGs.
>You walked in. The Holst receptionist noticed you.
>"Ah, Mr.Ymous. Here's your pass."
>You were a familiar face by now, visting everyday had its perks.
>You had now practically memorized where to go.
>13th floor room 1365.
>It was a week from her birthday. You were considering what to buy her when you walked in.
>Amelia.
>Your precious daughter was laying there asleep with her eyes closed.
>She was so...... peaceful when she slept. Her face was illuminated by the moonlight seeping from the curtains.
>You walked up to her, careful not to wake her up.
>>12983837
Not the person you were arguing with but don't most people not play video games or table top games? I mean by like age 25 or something. I mean where I grew up (South korea) I had never seen a person play table top games. Yeah there were alot of video game players but most grew out of it by like age 25.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:28:10 No.12983884 >>12983879 >most grew out of it by like age 25 That's probably a Korean thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:28:10 No.12983885 File: 257 KB, 1920x1080, 1422797290296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12983780 Uh, uh, uh, uh... just got an idea, how about this with MGs

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:29:12 No.12983886 >>12983885 What would Claudia Black's character be?

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:31:12 No.12983892

>>12983879
>don't most people not play video games or table top games?
Tabletop games are an extreme niche in the West too, it's just that they're overrepresented in this thread and on 4chan in general. The only video games you could say "most people" play are AAA shooters.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:32:20 No.12983900 >>12983892 >The only video games you could say "most people" play are AAA shooters. This disgusts me. I know more people who play DnD than who have even tried CoD once. I guess I keep strange company.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:33:56 No.12983908 >>12983886 i dont think she shows in babylon 5

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:37:09 No.12983920 >>12983908 Really? What was she in then? They're all the same to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:41:08 No.12983939 >>12983920 wikipedia says farscape and stargate

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:41:45 No.12983940 >>12983939 Must've been thinking of Stargate then.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:44:05 No.12983948 File: 33 KB, 300x400, 1418311585006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would you deal with an amorous Pixie?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:45:30 No.12983955 >>12983948 Distend her with my dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:45:32 No.12983956 >>12983948 Fuse her once I reach 5 lvl+

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:45:53 No.12983959 >>12983956 Fuse her with what?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:47:37 No.12983963 >>12983948 Fuck her like a literal onahole.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:47:54 No.12983964 >>12983959 Dunno, with other noob leveled monster Like the poison dog one

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:49:29 No.12983974 >>12983964 >poison dog I don't believe we have a girl like that yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:51:26 No.12983978 File: 85 KB, 850x707, ffae950d875c2e330cb5f2febd38d5c6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12983948 Remove monsters

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:51:48 No.12983979 >>12983978 Oh the edge.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:54:43 No.12983985 File: 17 KB, 512x480, Hairy_Jack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12983974 I'm not sure is this a girl or not

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:58:17 No.12983995 >>12983985 >Jack I doubt it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:03:53 No.12984011 >>12983866 "what are we gona moo on the bed onii-chan?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:04:30 No.12984014 >>12984011 We're going to touch the cow. We're going to do it NOW!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:06:21 No.12984019 >>12984011 >onii-chan? How old is this Holst imouto? Her breasts are perfect. Will they grow to disgusting cowtits level?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:06:31 No.12984020 >>12984011 >>12984014 >Holst & hubby trying to awkwardly roleplay in the bedroom Let me guess, they filmed it and it ended up on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:07:57 No.12984024 >>12984019 The tits grow bigger as milk is produced. How big they get depends on how often she is milked. Don't you know how cows work?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:09:48 No.12984028 >>12984024 No. Do they get smaller when you empty them, then? I'd have to milk her all day to keep them nice and only modestly huge. Besides, she might not be fully grown yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:14:33 No.12984037 >>12984028 >Do they get smaller when you empty them, then? Does a balloon get smaller when emptied?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:17:34 No.12984046 >>12983102 Nightmare vs Dark Slime Poor horse pussy, she's gonna drown.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:22:38 No.12984059 >>12983267 >being mean to the Holst I bet you trip old ladies down stairs you fucking faggot.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:24:36 No.12984064

>>12984059
While there's candy to be had,
While there's children to make sad,
While there's pockets left to pick,
While there's grannies left to trip
Down the stairs I'll be there,
I'll be waiting around the corner,
It's a game; I'm glad I'm in it,
'Cause there's one born every minute~

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:26:21 No.12984069 >>12984064 Dude, I hope you get testicular and colon cancer.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:27:44 No.12984071 >>12984069 What, because I site song lyrics from memory? That's not very nice. I'm not even the guy who wanted to see Holst bullying.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:29:10 No.12984074 >>12984071 Oh, then nevermind. Fuck the other guy though. >two worded captcha Oh fucking grand.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:30:08 No.12984076 >>12983275 >>The stupid fucking cows sleep on their feet at night They don't tho.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:45:55 No.12984098 >>12982287 >They arrive in the future only to find that all remaining human men have been turned into Alps Change it back! Change it ba- >The most popular MG is the Sea Slime No wait, leave it be! Leave it be!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:47:17 No.12984103 >>12983392 I don't understand, what did she do to her dad?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:52:22 No.12984116 File: 152 KB, 764x1000, 1409647256725.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Consider the following: Rape-ball in zero-G.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:53:53 No.12984123 >>12984116 Sounds difficult and kinda funny-looking. I approve of this message.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:55:26 No.12984127 >>12984123 It would be played in the cargo hold of a big transport vessel.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:16:32 No.12984176 File: 606 KB, 600x338, 1404363303717.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Damn jerks, why did you all have to go and die?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:18:48 No.12984180 >>12984176 Can't I make bomb puns in peace in another board? Talk about Charon or what would a Dragon girl's liquor hoard would be like.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:20:06 No.12984182 >>12984180 >liquor hoard >Onis constantly raiding How would a Dragon be able to repel such invaders?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:22:02 No.12984184 >>12984180 Nonexistent after i got a hold of it. What a way to die that would be.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:22:13 No.12984185 >>12984182 With her superior strength and fire breath? Oni are leagues weaker than Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:23:55 No.12984190 >>12984185 >leagues weaker >leagues Isn't that a exaggerating it a little? Sure Dragons are the top dogs, but Oni aren't slouches, and if they're working together...

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:28:50 No.12984201

>>12984190
Numbers won't matter.
A Dragon is NOT to be messed with. They have the strength to snap an Oni's arm with little strength, and tough enough to receive no damage from a full force punch from an Oni.
She'll go Drakengard on their asses before they can even get within 100 feet of her cave's entrance.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:30:03 No.12984203 File: 31 KB, 469x420, Crayon-o-met.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12983672 Going by the contour of that Baphomets rear, would the Sabbath acknowledge large derrieres as total heresy?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:30:20 No.12984205 >>12984201 If human knights can kill a Dragon, a motivated Oni gang can too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:31:48 No.12984206 >>12984203 >that cat >that visor Is this some MH reference?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:33:40 No.12984210 >>12984205 We going by myths, where they used bullshit plot sword to kill dragons, or fantasy?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:35:15 No.12984213 >>12984210 We're going by our hearts. Fuck the dogma.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:36:20 No.12984214 >>12984190 >>12984201 >>12984205 Afaik we don't really have anything to compare to. It's all headcannon/threadcannon territory. It pretty much all comes down to: It's DE, I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:37:05 No.12984216 >>12984214 >DE What does the scouter say about her Mana level?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:39:15 No.12984218 >>12984214 Though in all honesty a Dragon is still undoubtedly stronger than an Oni. They did resist a good amount of DE corruption through sheer will power.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:40:01 No.12984219 >>12984206 It definitely looks like a Rathian helmet, so possibly.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:41:54 No.12984225 >>12984219 It look more like the helmet for cat armor from FU.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:43:29 No.12984229

>>12984218
Depends, willpower doesn't mean raw strenght..
Though i'm going to safely assume that dragons are stronger.

The problem is that we don't know by how much. It's all guesswork. Which isn't strange since it's meant to be hug/sex/porn setting. MG beating the crap out of eachother isn't part of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:44:32 No.12984232 >>12983399 Loving it thus far, didn't really understand what the game the cheshire tried to play with her dad has to do with him trying to run away with her though.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:46:03 No.12984235

You had finally done it. After years of selective psychological torture you had created a monstrosity. It went against the very laws of nature, mocking god himself. You had created a prude succubus. Years of chastity with intense hand holding and romance movie torture, the succubuses very mind had been corrupted and had been turned into a shy prude. You had gazed upon your greatest work.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:47:44 No.12984238 >>12984235 >mygodwhathaveidone.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:48:49 No.12984242 File: 200 KB, 671x800, 0f4587564ecba4d12e83a0e1ecbfaf3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12984235 Prude Succubutts already exist you rube.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:49:45 No.12984245 >>12984235 I'm going be platonic friends with her, and ask her for advice on romancing another monstergirl, and there's nothing she can do about it!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:49:59 No.12984246 File: 124 KB, 749x1067, 1406800341085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aaah~! It's way too warm in here, I can't move a muscle... H-hey, what are you undressing for? Are you hot too?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:51:32 No.12984248 >>12984246 There's something exceptionally off with that pic.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:51:35 No.12984249 >>12984246 That anatomy. It hurts my eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:53:25 No.12984254 >>12984248 >>12984249 Then post better ones of a helpless Yeti.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:54:13 No.12984255 File: 594 KB, 200x200, 1420472926738.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12984235 >prude succubus 10/10 I spat out my fucking coke you bastard!

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:54:46 No.12984257

>People think NRAC is a circlejerk that shouldn't exist

But everyone's welcome in it, just like in MGC, or MGK. It's just a "club" made for fun when shitstorms hit so we can joke around while waiting for them to end, or when we want to discuss something that doesn't involve rape.

Should I stop bringing the vidya and the beer, then?

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:55:00 No.12984259

>>12984235
This was all part of the master plan. You had of course preserved memories of her lascivious past, teasing her. You had made the succubus shyer than a cyclops regarding romance and sexuality. It was all a part of the majestic plan that you had enacted. The greatest bullying and teasing of a millennium was now about to begin.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:55:37 No.12984262 >>12984235 No, good job mothefucker, seriously.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:56:04 No.12984263 >>12984254 Don't have a single yeti pic. None of them have yet to meet my high quality standards that a professional, such as myself, must adhere to.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:56:08 No.12984264 >>12984257 I have no idea what you're even talking about.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:56:42 No.12984265 >>12984257 Those people can go fuck themselves because we will have our rape free zone.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:57:47 No.12984268 File: 464 KB, 750x1062, Yeti Strap Break.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12984263 Boin? >>12984265 Losers.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:58:52 No.12984273 I want to reverse corrupt a Vampire.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:59:25 No.12984275 >>12984268 Cumpumps. capcha: degraded Heh.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:00:27 No.12984277 >>12984273 How do you...? You mean make her human?

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:00:53 No.12984278

>>12984264

Some of the earlier posts were discussing NRAC and if its existence is passable or not, which makes me a bit upset, really. I thought it was supposed to be a chill neutral zone with chill discussions that anyone can join.

I mean, yeah, these threads are 90% rape-related, I'm not against that, but still, I thought it'd be nice to just sit back at good ol' NRAC with your monster waifu and relax every once in a while, especially when shitstorms happen.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:01:53 No.12984282 >>12984278 That doesn't help. Hint: I don't know what NRAC stands for.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:02:29 No.12984283 >>12984257 >bringing this up again out of nowhere Dude, you're really trying to push this on everyone aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:04:50 No.12984284 >>12984257 You really are pushing this too hard. MGC and MGK were adopted by the threads naturally, but this feels like one or two samefags spamming it.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:04:53 No.12984285

>>12983061

>The weeks passed on similar variations of that day
>Whatever animosity the two of you felt seemed to fade in the face of responsibility
>In fact if someone told you that she would turn from a punchdrunk brawler to a cat-caring, volunteering goofus, you'd be wondering what he's smoking
>One day when you were planting new palm trees for the local beach, you spot someone
>Someone who you would mess up given the chance
>That Chochin-Obake, hanging out with some shady people
>You'd recognize those black square patterns anywhere
>If it weren't for her, Megan would never start shit at a moment's notice
>Typical parasite, clinging to whoever is in power
>Her eyes lock onto yours, and you shiver with hate and fear, knowing that she could've easily turned you into another two-bit punk
>And just in the nick of time your Mad Hatter club leader pulled you into a restaurant.
>Before you could compose yourself she makes the first move
>"Oh look at the time, it's lunch break. Would you like something to eat, my treat."
>You ask if this is supposed to cause some misunderstanding
>"No, just lunch with a hardworking contemporary. Speaking of which, Megan. I admit, when I first saw her in my club room I believed she would beat the members to a bloody pulp, but you seemed to turn her into a model citizen. I got the papers for everyone here, and she along with you are quite up there."
>You look at the excel sheet, and she was right, both your names were at the top of the charts in consistent hour times
>Alot of the other members tend to drop out or miss a few events due to being in advanced classes and vocational training programs
>Lucky for you and Megan, you're both too simple to be that busy, so you two had a bit more free time for other things
>"Honestly, I have to thank you both personally once we're done for today."
>Before she could start dining on her Mediterranean omelet you hear something outside

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:05:01 No.12984286

>>12984278
Dude, are you really gonna listen to any of these fucks? We have so many threadcanon groups already, what's one more, not everyone has to join. If the issue is being a rape free zone, well they can doubly fuck themselves since when given the option of reading some nice and brutal rape, they choose love and romance. Hypocrites.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:06:40 No.12984290 >>12984283 >>12984284 No, no, I'm not the other guy, don't get me wrong. I'm not pushing it, I'm just wondering why everyone was getting so mad at it, honestly. >>12984286 Well, uh...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:10:42 No.12984305 >>12984290 Some guy seems to mention it out of nowhere at almost every opportunity. Its just a good way of turning people against your idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:11:04 No.12984307 >>12984235 >You had created a prude succubus. My greatest success and future wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:11:45 No.12984310 File: 950 KB, 400x225, 14 - 1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12984242 >That butt will never be planted firmly on your face

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:12:35 No.12984311 >>12984310 Will we ever see SBR animated?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:14:38 No.12984318 >>12984290 A club sounds kind of juvenile. Why can't there be a town where the potential occupants are background checked for hostility, meaning no thugs claiming they're paladins, and no douchebag rapist MGs?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:15:31 No.12984322 >>12984318 You mean Hobbiton?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:15:40 No.12984323 File: 104 KB, 500x280, 1403137572939.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12984310 >She will never blow you while you eat her out. >You will never pierce her hymen with your tallywacker and impregnate her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:16:18 No.12984326 >>12984318 >A club sounds kind of juvenile. That's the point, it's kinda just there for fun, shits and giggles, you know?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:16:29 No.12984327 >>12984284 It kind of does feel like one or two are forcing it a bit.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:17:07 No.12984329

>>12984311
Judging by the treatment part 3 is getting, I can't imagine more parts won't be animated.
The only thing that worries me is that the Japs love Jotaro and Josuke but aren't big fans of the American JoJos, so parts 6 and 7 might end up shit.

>captcha is making me match pictures now
What the fuck man?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:17:36 No.12984331 >>12984322 If thats anything like I was talking about then yes. The club thing makes me think of some dingy little backroom with a worn out DVD player at a school or something. Its really silly.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:18:45 No.12984333 >>12984329 What about part 5? Giorno is a dirty gaijin too. >>12984331 >If that's anything like I was talking about >2015 >hasn't read Lord of the Rings or the Hobbit I... what?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:19:16 No.12984334 >>12984318 >gated MG community That sounds pretty good, actually.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:21:33 No.12984342 >>12984318 >no douchebag rapist MGs So only Kikimora, Alice, Dormouse, Barometz, Dark Priests, Shirohebi, Fairies, Leahnan Sidge, The mermaid family, Kesarans and Golems allowed? I can dig it.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:21:52 No.12984343

>>12984327

Agreed. I can't put my finger on the exact issue here, but it gets randomly mentioned in unrelated conversations for no reason. The other thread material we have just has people liking and using it, but the club thing gets thrown out there too often, especially when no one is talking about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:22:58 No.12984347 >>12984333 Oh, I've read them. I thought you were talking about some thread thing I missed. Wait, Hobbiton had background checks now?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:23:49 No.12984349 I am aroused by the thought of Elves being bullied sexually by Amazons.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:24:00 No.12984350 >>12984342 Or you could not generalize and do the checks on individuals rather than species. Just a thought.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:24:21 No.12984353 >>12984347 No, I meant that in the sense that it was a utopia. And they did frown upon anyone who moved in from elsewhere. >>12984349 >yuri

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:24:32 No.12984354 >>12984349 >>>/u/

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:25:28 No.12984356 >>12984349 >>>/u/

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:25:29 No.12984357 >>12984333 Giorno's actually half Jap. Shirobana Haruno is his real name.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:25:52 No.12984358 >>12984353 >>12984354 Yuri is okay as long as it's not the main focus. You people are really sensitive about your fetishes, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:25:55 No.12984359 >>12984349 I am aroused by the thought of Amazons being overpowered and turned into breeding sows for a group of men. Their pride and honor are completely gone and replaced with wanton lust and desire for their captor's dick

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:26:07 No.12984360 >>12984350 No, you said no rapist douchebags, so I took out the rapists. Now live with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:26:34 No.12984361 >>12984357 Dirty. Gaijin. >>12984358 I don't really mind it at all, but it's one of those things that irritates autists in these threads.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:27:17 No.12984365 >>12984358 Newfag or troll, pick one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:28:14 No.12984366 >>12984361 Nigga they love half breeds with blonde hair in anime.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:28:28 No.12984368 >>12984358 >Yuri is okay as long as it's not the main focus. And yet you propose a scenario where yuri is the main focus. Just leave.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:28:54 No.12984370 >>12984366 That's bullshit, but I believe it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:29:38 No.12984372 >>12984359 >spoiler I felt kinda bad for the Amazons, but then again, they normally keep men under control...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:30:14 No.12984377 >>12984349 >>12984359 Is bait time again?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:30:38 No.12984378 >>12984372 I for one wouldn't mind living with the Amazons.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:31:18 No.12984381

>>12984360

Again:
>Generalizing entire species
You're clearly being shitty about this deliberately, probably because I said the club thing was dumb. Whatever though, it was just an idea. I'm not going to be a faggot and push it endlessly or anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:31:27 No.12984384 >>12984377 >calling something you don't like bait

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:31:44 No.12984385 >>12984378 As would I.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:31:55 No.12984386

>>12984349
>Amazon capture man in cloak

>Time for snu snu

>Removes cloak to find herself face to face with an alp

>the lack of a dick and meek attitude anger amazon, causing her to begin training the alp in the ways of the amazon

>one year later, training has backfired

>alp is still meek and has turned the amazon meek as well

Remember, alps are for bullying

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:32:44 No.12984387 File: 491 KB, 1241x1712, 1409209400335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12984378 >>12984385 Good, good.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:32:50 No.12984388 >>12984377 There's any other time in this thread? The reaction to pretty much anything is childish upset.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:33:04 No.12984389 >>12984386 I believe it.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:33:13 No.12984390

>>12984307
Chaste succubi are the best. Especially those of the soft blueberry variety.
I mean, what's not to like about a demon girl like that getting all red and flush in the face the moment you touch her tail, her hands, or literally any other part of her sexually oversensitive body?
And when you're not gunning for sex, she'd pretty much be the bro-est succubus around, I think. Maybe if you got lucky, you could convince her to teach you a few spells she's picked up over her lifetime.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:33:39 No.12984393 >>12984386 >>one year later, training has backfired >>alp is still meek and has turned the amazon meek as well God damn, Alps are some kind of bioweapon or a plague or something? Fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:33:47 No.12984394 >>12984386 >implying the Amazons wouldn't bully her for being flat and weak

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:34:05 No.12984395 >>12984387 God she's ugly.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:34:19 No.12984396 >>12984387 The MGE variety, anon.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:34:43 No.12984397

>>12984368
Obviously I was talking about sexual bullying in preparation for my sexual bullying.
>>12984365
>>12984359
Time was, we could talk about things like femdom, yuri, any deviation from the norm as long as it wasn't too far fetched, without a bunch of autists losing their shit.

Now it's like we have these dudebros who want to make their own, single form of KC's world via threadcanon. And it's boring as shit. Whatever.

But fuck monsterboys.
That was never alright.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:35:35 No.12984401

>>12984282
A bunch of threads back the discussion about clubs came up. What kind of MG would join what club, what kind of clubs were around etc.

Since pretty much every single club involved rape (or avoiding rape at the survival club) Some anon made a post about NRAC, the No Rape Allowed Club. And some discussion happened around that, some greentext happened some laughs were had etc.

There's some pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/e5aQARcv

In my opinion it was just another thing going on. And it occasionaly comes back and gets refered to. Apperantly it causes butthurt by a few anons n this thread, for whatever reason. Something related to "stop liking what I don't like" most likely.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:36:47 No.12984404 >>12984390 >chaste succubi Unamused Joker.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:37:46 No.12984406 >>12984401 I see. This is silly, in the way things here should be. Carry on.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:37:48 No.12984407 >>12984396 Like there's a difference.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:38:11 No.12984408 >>12984387 >Having a western piggu as your waifu

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:38:23 No.12984409 >>12984401 Or you could read the thread and see that people strongly suspect a couple of samefags pushing the idea. Threadcanon is only good when people agree on it, you can't force this shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:38:35 No.12984410 >>12984404 >Implying it isn't an improvement. Succuslut pls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:39:12 No.12984412 >>12984397 >femdom We still do. >yuri Never happened, bait harder.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:39:14 No.12984413 >>12984397 >make their own, single form of KC's world via threadcanon. Sounds like MGU, explains a lot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:39:58 No.12984414 >>12984397 Yuri was never a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:41:00 No.12984417 >>12984410 I bet you think a fish that could live on land would be a good idea. Madman pls. >inb4 mudskipper

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:41:18 No.12984420 >>12984397 >Yuri Yeah no, FFM Threesome is the closest you will get Yuri has never been liked here

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:41:39 No.12984422 >>12984417 I heard you like Mudkips.

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>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:41:50 No.12984424 >>12984408 >Not having Pigu as your waifu Nigga she's like one of the best character's in Rance 9.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:41:54 No.12984425 >>12984409 I'm the guy that brings the vidya and I only talk about it when there's a shitstorm going on as to spark a monstergirl-related discussion and try to keep the thread on track.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:42:47 No.12984427 >>12984425 Show me some of Junko's doodlings please.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:42:51 No.12984428 >>12984417 No, I just don't want my fish to have sex with other fishes. ...God your analogy is terrible.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:43:16 No.12984430

>>12984413

It makes sense. When MGU was told to fuck off by KC a few of them most likely ended up here. Now we have the aggressive maledom guys the retarded maledom guys who think they can tame Hellhounds just by waving their dicks about, not the chill maledom guys and HFY shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:43:19 No.12984431 >>12984422 >and then he started to hump the plushie while everyone watched

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:43:54 No.12984432 File: 523 KB, 209x200, a1d.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12984422 I do

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:43:57 No.12984433

>>12984307
>>12984262
>>12984255
>>12984245
>>12984238

Since you all like my concept I'll write a nice little greentext for you.

>Morgan the prude succubus
>Well there she was completely mind broken into the pleasure pure love and chasteness.
>You interrrupted her reading time by beginning to sneak up to her
>With a quick grab you began holding her hand
>Her face blushes like a bloodied wall
>"A-Anon... are you h-holding my h-hand?"
>The succubus struggles to look you directly in the eye, her spade tail darting all over the place.
>Goddamn, who knew bullying was this fun?
>This was even better than bullying an alp.
>You begin to push harder.
>"Do you perhaps... want to go on a date with me?"
>She absolutely tanks at that.
>Her face turns even redder than before and she begins trembling
>"I-I-I w-would l-l-l.... love that!"
>She hugs you visibly in joy at your request

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:44:00 No.12984434

>>12984412
>Bait
You're obviously mad. And new.
If not you'd remember mino bullying holst, which was a thing for a while.

As for femdom, no.
Take maledom as far as you like but femdom past a certain point and people get anal pained.

Back when we didn't have a concentration of spergs, this place was better. Maybe /a/ hated us but here it's just more shit in a bigger bowl.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:44:29 No.12984436 File: 53 KB, 423x338, 1405342080527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12984431 For fuck's sake, this isn't supposed to make me laugh anymore, and yet it does.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:44:49 No.12984437 >>12984428 It's unnatural, is the point.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:45:10 No.12984438

>>12984417
I'm going to cybernetically enhance mermaids with lungs and robotic legs, and genetically engineer chaste succubi, all for the sole purpose of getting at your goat.
Then I'll train a chesire and a hatter from birth so that they can only speak in rational truths, and teach a dragon that all that glitters is not gold.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:45:16 No.12984440 >>12984430 >Don't like what I don't like Just fuck off, as if everyone here was a femdomfag before that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:45:32 No.12984441 >>12984437 But it's very much natural. It occurs in nature.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:47:14 No.12984445 >>12984433 >Her face blushes like a bloodied wall Man what's up with your violent imagery? >The tips her her elven ears reddened as your fingers intertwine with hers, like the gaping wound left by the gouged eyeball of an infant.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:48:07 No.12984448 File: 84 KB, 1320x608, Edgemeister from MGU.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12984430

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:48:26 No.12984449

>>12984412
>femdom
>We still do
Of sorts. These days the thread's mostly "kawaii handholding daughteru monogomy alp bullying", and what little femdom there is generally gets predicated on "Your gentle devoted kikimora waifu tries to roleplay dom you"

And I remember a time when the thread was all about violent hatefucking at the back of a minotaur's rape-cave, while a single tear rolls down my cheek.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:48:32 No.12984451 >>12984434 >remember mino bullying holst Nothing sexual about that, just plain bullying. >femdom >anal pain Mainly when the ultra subs start with their collar "intimacy:" bullshit, slavery and abuse, like bitchboy. Nice cherrypicking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:48:36 No.12984452 >>12984440 If you read my post I was talking about the faggots who storm in and start trying to completely shit on the setting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:49:10 No.12984453 >>12984440 No, they weren't. But a large portion were. Femdom v Maledom arguments evolved after MGU was shut down. Before that you didn't see people shit themselves the whole thread over what was okay and what wasn't. We coexisted.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:49:22 No.12984454 >>12984448 >Listen, you may be a traitor Ooh, that one was said to me. Neato. >>12984451 >talking shit about collars Stop right there.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:50:22 No.12984455
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>>12984430
Some of it's /tg/ and just byproduct, and I'm sure there's fags of every inclination, all of them as unable to survive without having a self-insert dick present but yeah.

Then you get the "but I'm not from MGU!" responses. Penny for every time I'm reminded of this image.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:50:55 No.12984456 >>12984449 The vanilla used to be a fun change from hard femdom, but these days it's become the norm.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:51:39 No.12984457

>>12984441
A succubus is a ball of sex, a prude succubus is completely retarded. Since they take forms and mannerisms appealing to the man the want to charm, I could see it happening for the sake of getting man, but a succubus who is a prude because that is her nature? NO NO NO NO NO!

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:51:49 No.12984458

>>12984452
We've been over this, if someone wants a sub Hellhound, he can have it. And if you don't like it, tough shit.

I will agree with you on the MGU guys though.

>>12984453
>We coexisted.
That would be nice. I'm just getting really sick of the "Femdomfags never start shit" attitude, is all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:52:15 No.12984461 >>12984434 >implying some people don't get rear roasted about any maledom talk at all

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:53:44 No.12984464

>>12984449
>These days the thread's mostly "kawaii handholding daughteru monogomy alp bullying

Blame the vanillafags, doms have nothing to do with that.

>And I remember a time when the thread was all about violent hatefucking at the back of a minotaur's rape-cave, while a single tear rolls down my cheek.

I miss that too.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:53:54 No.12984466

>>12984451
>Mainly when the ultra subs start with their collar "intimacy:" bullshit, slavery and abuse, like bitchboy

I knew it!
You're one of them!

And how was it not sexual? It was entirely sexual!

See, it's okay to put a monstergirl in chains and collar, enslave her and make her your bitch, abuse the fuck out of alps, but you can't do the reverse anymore. That makes people mad.

Fuck you faggot, you're what killed these threads.
Before you and your ilk we could have maledom to the extreme, femdom to the extreme, anything. You ruined that!

You bastards! You blew it up!
Damn you!
Damn you all to hell!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:54:41 No.12984468 >>12984464 How is Alp bullying the vanillafags' fault?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:55:24 No.12984471 >>12984451 >slavery and abuse, like bitchboy. >Bob in charge of shitting on the thread's retention. Clearly just a meme, yep.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:55:34 No.12984472

>>12984445
Needlessly violent imagery is the best, though.

>He intertwined his fingers with hers, like a partially amputated octopus strangling another partially amputated octopus in slow motion.

>She took his full length inside her, like a snake angrily devouring a sausage until nothing was left.

It has limitless potential.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:55:42 No.12984473 >>12984454 >collars a shit Thank you for pointing out my mistake. There, I fixed it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:55:52 No.12984475 >>12984464 >tfw when want to write a story about brutal rape >tfw when I can't because of spergs would bitch about muh maledom fags or muh bitchboys or muh freedom etc >Fuck when did these threads turn so exceedingly vanilla centric?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:56:30 No.12984476 >>12984473 >trying to stir up shit Why? I never did anything to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:56:44 No.12984477 >>12984466 >it's okay to put a monstergirl in chains and collar, enslave her and make her your bitch See, when we do it, we don't pretend it's a "loving gesture".

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:57:48 No.12984482 >>12984472 that's not really that violent or gory though. >She took his full length inside her, like a snake angrily devouring a sausage until nothing was left. Shits more funny.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:58:24 No.12984484 >>12984458 >Sub Hellhound It completely goes against the entry, but fuck it. Just don't rage if sub monstergirls show up as doms in things. Theres also a "Maledom fags never start shit" attitude.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:59:03 No.12984489 File: 115 KB, 547x682, 1417391774198.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12984475 Go for it, faggot. P-Pretty please?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:59:13 No.12984490 >>12984475 Just do it then. I won't like your story, and I'll call it shit, but that should not discourage you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:59:47 No.12984492 >>12984489 >closing her eyes So cute. Is she scared of the noise or the flashes?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:00:23 No.12984493 >>12984473 >>12984454 Stop, please don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:00:56 No.12984496 >>12984477 You act as if there's any difference because of that? MG's function on a biological need to eat spirit energy so they are required to find a mate to survive - everything about their love is false and artificial.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:01:04 No.12984497

>>12984484
>It completely goes against the entry,
We've had this argument a thousand times, so I'm not gonna bother.

> Just don't rage if sub monstergirls show up as doms in things.
I don't give a single shit, go nuts.

>heres also a "Maledom fags never start shit" attitude.
We both know that's not true.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:01:12 No.12984498 >>12984492 I don't think that expression pertains to fear.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:01:16 No.12984499 >>12984484 I have no doubt that part of the reason that gets folks mad is, as you mentioned, the contridiction with the entry. Not that I care, I can go sub or dom. as long as she loves me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:01:52 No.12984501 >>12984493 Why are you telling the guy who told the other guy to stop to stop? Are you saying other people aren't allowed to tell other people to stop but you are allowed to tell other people to stop telling other people to stop? What?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:02:13 No.12984502 >>12984482 Well, in my defence, the snake did devour the sausage angrily. That's got to count for something, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:02:54 No.12984505 >>12984496 They're better then human women

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:02:55 No.12984506 >>12984496 I was actually referring to the femdoms giving me the old "Nah man, she does it because she loves me".

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:03:34 No.12984508

>>12984475

Do it anyway. The Femdom and Maledom faggots will constantly claim that the other side is the cancer here (mostly because one side are fagogts who like the idea of being stepped on and the other are retards who think they can punch out a god) so just write what you want and ignore any of the non constructive criticism you get.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:04:20 No.12984510 >>12984484 >Just don't rage if sub monstergirls show up as doms in things. Bystander here. You know, that's kinda funny. We've already had dom Kikimoras and dom Holstaurus before and nobody cared. Why do people get so mad about sub Hellhounds?

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:04:46 No.12984512
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>>12984475
People don't really react to longer stints of writing beyond hooks, hearsay and consistency leading to interest and opinion.

Basically you'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:05:02 No.12984513 >>12984497 >>heres also a "Maledom fags never start shit" attitude. >We both know that's not true. I was with you up until that. Now you're just as biased and stupid as the guy you were arguing with.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:05:08 No.12984514 >>12984496 >MG's function on a biological need to eat spirit energy No, they can still thrive off of normal food. Their husbands spirit energy is just like the icing on a marble cake,

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:05:12 No.12984515 >>12984506 And? That's their fantasy. You can say the bitch you keep on collar still loves you, and you love her, and nobody will bat an eye.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:05:53 No.12984518 >>12984508 I don't like being called a faggot for no reason. Why you gotta bully?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:06:42 No.12984521 >>12984501 Of course other people are allowed to tell each other to stop, but those guys are gonna keep telling each other to stop if somebody else doesn't tell them both to stop, all I'm saying is don't shitpost me now, I'm having a good time~

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:06:58 No.12984522 >>12984513 No, what I meant was: No one thinks that because both sides know Maledomfags start shit, of course we do.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:07:01 No.12984524

>>12984466
It was not sexual, it was about the mino humiliating the much weaker holst. Pure yuri has never been welcome in the threads, get the fuck over it.

>See, it's okay to put a monstergirl in chains and collar, enslave her and make her your bitch

And how often do scenarios like that come up? Doms just want to take the lead in sex and sometimes in the relationship, not brutalize the girl.

>but you can't do the reverse anymore. That makes people mad.

No, what makes people mad is trying to make that absolute, because the threads have ALWAS been about femdom, right? All monsters being dom would be boring, all being submissive, the same. You need to learn to appreciate both sides.

>inb4 switch scum!

I'm a dom, but I can read about either one and enjoy it.

>abuse alps

Bully. Show me one story/greentext, where an alp has been whipped, beaten, stabbed, passed around and abused in any manner. Oh right, that was manticore and bitchboy. Abuse has always been looked down on in these threads.

>before your kind

I've been in these threads since '06, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:07:18 No.12984526 >>12984457 Cute succubus with glasses and braids when?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:07:29 No.12984527 >>12984521 Are you having a ball?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:08:15 No.12984528 >>12984515 I guess I just don't get the whole BDSM thing. Never had a thing for it really.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:08:21 No.12984530 >>12984521 But you telling me to stop is only going to make me tell you to stop telling me to stop while other guy doesn't stop so what have we accomplished? Apart from making Flavor of the Moth jam?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:08:45 No.12984532 >>12984497 >heres also a "Femdom fags never start shit" attitude. We both know that's not true.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:10:08 No.12984534 >>12984528 Then why talk about it?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:10:10 No.12984535 >>12984532 See, I admit that "my" side starts shit. I rarely see that from you, but yeah, point taken.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:10:30 No.12984537 >>12984527 Sure I am. If you wanna have an Alp time just give me a call Not really. >>12984530 Well, you see, I had to intervene, because those guys don't want to stop at all~

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:10:31 No.12984538
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>>12984430
This is horrible misremembering of history. Before the KC shitstorm, MGU was 98% vanillafaggotry with 2% HFY-I-don't-like-monstergirls. There was literally no maledom there at all. Not a fucking bit. It was holstaurus cuddling with a tiny minority of "Demon Lord a shit".

But that 2% "Demon Lord a shit" was like coarse sand in KC's vagina, so he banhammered it.

Yes, MGU users picked up and left and largely ended up here, but it's vanilla they brought with them, not retard maledom.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:11:27 No.12984542

>>12984514
>Though monsters do not innately possess spirit energy, they all greatly hunger for it, and for some monsters it represents most of their diet. Since male semen contains highly concentrated spirit energy, this makes it the monsters' most delicious food.

They don't 'thrive' off of normal food. It's mere subsistence in lack of a better substitute. So no, they don't per se need spirit energy to survive alone, but it's in their very nature to crave it.

Like if we could survive off of sunlight and didn't need to eat food, the large majority of people would still stuff their fat fucking faces because it feels really good.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:11:52 No.12984544 >>12984518 I was insulting both sides. The femdoms like being treated like shit in inescabable situations and the maledoms think they can dominate superbeings because they have a penis. Both are fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:12:11 No.12984546 File: 36 KB, 279x407, 302.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12984538 >KC personally requested your ban.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:12:37 No.12984547 >>12984534 Oh I'm sorry, should I get permission each time? Just because I may not get it, doesn't mean I'm not interested.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:12:44 No.12984548 >>12984544 >The femdoms like being treated like shit in inescabable situations But that's not at all what I like. You're just being an asshole for no reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:13:02 No.12984549 >>12984546 That takes skill. And Autism. Lots and lots of Autism.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:13:23 No.12984551 >>12984535 Both sides are shit. Quit trying to take the high ground, because you are both complete faggots.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:14:04 No.12984553

>>12984493
I apologize. Collars are a touchy subject for me. Not because I couldn't enjoy being collared, or reading about anon being collared, but because of the people trying to pass them off as symbols of intimacy. I can see it the way they do, but when they start comparing them to rings as symbols of love, I have to call bullshit.

>inb4 the original meaning of rings

True as well, however, their meaning has changed.

>then why can't collars?!

ecause they have always been used as tools denoting possession and ownership, since the beginning of civilization, and that is not likely to change anytime soon.

>but it could mean something else in a setting with monsters!

Just like monsters have their culture, humans have their own. Monster being present doesn't mean our own culture, and the values we attribute to things disappear.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:14:06 No.12984554 >>12984547 >permission No need to get your panties in a knot man. I just don't understand why you would be interested in something if you "don't get it", I mean I was drawn to it precisely because I very much got it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:14:16 No.12984555 >>12984538 >MGU was 98% vanillafaggotry Well gee, I wonder why we've turned from femdom with a bit of vanilla for fun on the side into cuddle central?!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:14:33 No.12984556 >>12984551 >Say the guy on the sidelines.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:14:52 No.12984558 >>12984548 I was also being an asshole to the maledoms. If I'm honest I hate them slightly more because of the arrogance involved.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:15:08 No.12984559

Whilst the thread is already kind of shitty, why do you guys hate yuri so much? I mean, futa I get. But Yuri is just two sexy girls, being sexy in front of you. I mean, are you gay? Do you not like sexy women? The only way I could perceive of yuri as a problem is if they don't let you join in on the fun. Come the fuck on, we're talking about monstergirls. Of course they'll let you join in. It's like a stripshow or foreplay. You don't need to shove your raging cock into everything. Sit back and enjoy the view for a bit, and then join in. Seriously, how is that bad?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:15:18 No.12984560 File: 418 KB, 1456x1044, The Collar of Feels.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12984553 >people trying to pass them off as symbols of intimacy But they are. And yes, I'll delete this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:15:35 No.12984561 >>12984551 Agreed, we are all shit, including you, I assume.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:15:59 No.12984562

>>12984510
As another bystander, we need drawfagging of like a theatre with shitposters duking it out in the central arena and a bystanding audience.

Anyway, generally I'd say the stretch of logic and the amount of effort KC put in to saying "really really can't this time for realsies" in the profile, and people being incapable of thinking for themselves. Polar opposites are not "independent thought" either.

Half the time it's probably just used as quality bait to rile people stupid enough to bite.

All the time it amounts to nothing since no one will write or do anything of merit from the result of this shitposting escapade. Nothing will happen or change, and we'll have the same argument again next thread. True until proven otherwise, then an issue of believability judged at the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:16:22 No.12984564 >>12984556 Did you have a point here?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:16:22 No.12984565 >>12983227 I approve.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:16:50 No.12984567 >>12984558 And what were you trying to accomplish by being an asshole to two groups of people that aren't even proper groups?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:16:52 No.12984568 >>12984554 > I just don't understand why you would be interested in something if you "don't get it" Do I even need to say anything? I don't think I do.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:17:53 No.12984572 >>12984568 Yes you do. Go on. Explain it to me. I want to get you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:17:53 No.12984573 >>12984559 Self-insert, mostly, I believe. I don't really like it myself, the concept of two girls just grinding against and fingering each other is boring to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:18:52 No.12984577 >>12983383 >humanist. wot

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:19:03 No.12984579 >>12984559 No one cares, take your yurishit to /u/. THta's why. And it opens the door to fujos.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:19:10 No.12984581

>>12984538
>it's vanilla they brought with them, not retard maledom.
Peoples concepts of either dom is largely baby's first kink vanilla shit or being upset about anything that isn't vanilla be it femdom or maledom or not tailored to suck their dick in an everything is perfect hugbox.

So yeah, same shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:19:11 No.12984582 >>12984573 >boring to me. At least that's a reasonable reason to be disinterested in it.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:19:47 No.12984586

>>12984562
>we need drawfagging of like a theatre with shitposters duking it out in the central arena and a bystanding audience.

Would the bystanding audience be sitting at a nearby bench looking like The Dude, drinking beer and chilling while the shitstorm unfolds?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:19:56 No.12984587 >>12984572 How do you "aquire" new tastes/hobbies/preferences? Do you always know everything about them beforehand?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:20:52 No.12984590 Guys, can we just sum this up as >Your tastes are shit! >No yours are! We keep having this argument and it really doesn't get us anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:21:04 No.12984592 >>12984587 Isn't that completely different from stating you don't get something after delving into it?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:21:31 No.12984593 >>12984586 Something like that, yes.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:21:42 No.12984594

>>12984579
>>12984579
>no one cares
This is obviously a lie.

>Fujo
There is no parallel to watching two girls make out before you join in, to letting hambeasts go on about monsterboys fucking eachother, you paranoid fuck.

>my yurishit
Eh, it's not massive on my list of fetishes, but I definitely feel that it's hatred is largely unjustified.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:21:46 No.12984595 >>12983386 The cheshire is acting more mature than the man. He should be ashamed of himself.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:22:13 No.12984598

>>12984567

Because both sides are total cunts to each other. And I'm also a total cunt by being part of this shit fest. These threads don't have to be
>Lololololol I'm making ushi onis frightened little girls and theres nothing you can do about it
or
>hahahaha dominatrix dormouse kicking in you' dick! Get mad fagets!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:22:16 No.12984599 >>12984586 They'd be chilling with their waifus. >>12984590 I believe these threads would benefit if shitstorms never happened every thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:22:24 No.12984602 So guys, Which daughteru is the cuddliest daughteru? I'm going to go kitsune on this one.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:22:33 No.12984603

>>12984524
>It was about the mino humiliating

You mean....bullying of a sexual nature..?
The main draw to the situation was that it was inherently arousing. Kind of like how I think an amazon bullying an elf is arousing in the same way.

>And how often do scenarios like that come up? Doms just want to take the lead in sex and sometimes in the relationship, not brutalize the girl.

Have you even been in these threads?

>No, what makes people mad is trying to make that absolute, because the threads have ALWAS been about femdom, right? All monsters being dom would be boring, all being submissive, the same. You need to learn to appreciate both sides.

You're putting words in my mouth. I always said that maledom/femdom have coexisted up until now, even if the majority then and probably even now were femdom-leaning.

And still, you're wrong. I remember we had a HFY stint that wouldn't end after that one greentext about the guy who gets hooked on Oomukade venom.

>You need to learn to appreciate both sides.

That..
..That's exactly what I've been saying for the last half hour.

And you can scroll up for a little while to see people talking about alp abuse.
Not that I even mind.

I just mind that maledom fags seem to mind.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:22:48 No.12984604 >>12984592 That would imply that I have.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:23:04 No.12984606

>>12984581
As someone who's been in these threads since the beginning, in the long long ago, I can tell you we still complained.
It wasn't about vanilla or fem/maledom because everyone then was completely fine with that either way.
No, back then we complained about people liking centaurs and such, and that would go on for long periods of time like today's arguments.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:23:08 No.12984607

>>12984560
I am not going to discuss this again. Collars are symbols of ownership and slavery. You could make it cute in context, like in your pic, but the truth holds; you wear a collar, you are owned, property. And that rubs people the wrong way.

>inb4 but what if the person loves you/you love them/symbol of trust/[insert motivation here]

Don't. Give. A. Shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:23:15 No.12984608 >>12984602 Mine, because I love her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:24:16 No.12984611 >>12984595 The old guy gets shat on by MG society for initially trying to save the world from being subdued. What does he have to be ashamed of exactly?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:24:34 No.12984615 >>12984606 >It wasn't about vanilla or fem/maledom because everyone then was completely fine with that either way. Was /a/ really this harmonious?

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Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:25:09 No.12984621

>>12984598
But I don't do any of those things. You're just being a cunt to me and people like me because of loud minorities.
Don't you have any common sense?
>>12984604
How can you say you just don't get something if you haven't?
>>12984607
>I agree that you're completely right in your own context, but I'm going to ignore that context so I can be right!
Okay then.
>Dont'. Give. A. Shit.
You bothered to type all that, you give a whole lot of shits.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:25:34 No.12984624 >>12983978 ONE MORE GOD REJECTED I HAVE YOUR BACK TO THE WALL

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:26:10 No.12984628 File: 389 KB, 1162x864, Shitposting on a never changes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12984606 Yes we did. >Filename >Implying we're on /a/ anymore >Implying shitposting hasn't changed ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:26:10 No.12984629 >>12984602 I agree with>>12984608 The cuddliest daughteru is the one you sired.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:26:13 No.12984630 File: 399 KB, 2000x1000, Yeti4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12984602 Are you seriously asking me this?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:26:18 No.12984632 >>12984616 She looks pretty damn comfy. Would snuggle and give belly rubs.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:26:42 No.12984637 >>12984615 Man we find new shit to complain about and toss out the old all the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:26:46 No.12984638 >>12984611 Because he fought for the wrong side.

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