/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12968578
horsepussy

Now then, gentlemen. I believe we were discussing the kissing and nibbling of necks, ears, collarbones, and what have you?

>>12968578
>jar girl
Literally the most bland MG there is.

Good going OP. You had one job.

>>12968586
at least it's SFW

Would you let a Jabberock drool all over you?

With all 3 mouths?

>>12968586
She just wants your love anon. No one ever gives her any love or attention.

>>12968507
If you wanna be knee-deep in monster pussy, the obvious answer is something by Prince. Personally I'd pick either Sexy M.F., Do Me Baby, or something off of 1999 like International Lover

>>12968592
No.

>>12968592
Wow that face is freaking
And not the good kind

>>12968585
An anon also brought up the idea of kissing midriffs.

To which I wish to respond thusly.

"I want to drink from the Desert Oasis".

>>12968578

>>12968578
Poor thing, cursed to be forever among mundane and forgotten.
>>12968592
That artist should've drawn the eye and mouth proportions smaller.

>>12968578
What do you think is the most forgotten girl? The girl that you can't even think up off the top of your head since she is so forgotten. A girl so forgotten you actually have to use MGE like a fucking reference.

>>12968602
hi SnoopAnon

>>12968592
>New Jabberwocky art

Thank you God

Don't forget to praise it.

>>12968602
Pfffft

>>12968585
You know what else works good? When you're kissing along their neck and collarbone, run your fingers up and down from her neck to the small of her back, but you gotta do it VERY lightly, so it's more of a tingly-teasing feel

>>12968602
Oh hey it's you.

How ya doing man?

>>12968592

Last thread ended pretty tender and cozy, so lets keep that up. Here's another one.

It's still monstergirl High, but today is a special day. When monstergirls came in through whatever it is that they came in, Today's most special day, Valentines Day, was the only unchanged human celebration. A novelty where men pursue women, the day's game of courtship was a pleasant change from the usual rape and conquer.

Who is your crush?
How do you woo her?

Mine's a quiet elven guitarist who spends a lot of her time on the windowsill looking out across the landscape, her grandpasguitars in her hands, softly strumming away. I dedicate a song to a "special someone" and make a massive commotion with panty wetting solos whilst playing Black Majesty's cover of Six Ribbons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcjYZkF7sYo

And at the end of the day I ask her to close her eyes, and when she does, I tie six ribbons to her hair, and walk home.

>>12968605
Kappa.

>>12968592
>>12968608
http://dapper-cat dot deviantart.com

Some of it is ok...

>>12968610
Milk sucks.

I wonder when jans gonna see the message

>>12968585
I was going to start talking about performing tender navalingus on a dragon while rubbing the tip of her tail with one hand, and cradling the small of her back with the other while her claws massage one's head.

Maybe I would've even been bold enough to talk about how much that dragon would be blushing, squirming and moaning and trying in vain to maintain some of her quiet grace. Would she be biting her lip to stop herself from shouting out in pleasure as that tongue presses against nerves in her naval that have never before been stimulated?

Truly, These Are The Mysteries.

>>12968598
You must specify the liquid. I would take any number of body shots of the world's finest gin off that oasis.

>>12968294

I bet they would have fun teasing someone shy with their hair

>Anon is sitting and just enjoying the scenery
>A Kejourou approaches him and asks if she can sit next to him to which he agrees
>They start talking about mundane topics
>In the middle of it she slyly uses her hair to move his hands on her chest
>"Oh my~"
>Wait what
>gesgafgshjhfd
>He panics and apologizes while trying to get away but she just uses more hair to move his hands over her body
>She leans toward him and whispers in his ears
>Then she carries him off in her hair

>>12968602

The sad this is I'm starting to like this shit.

>>12968624
I just meant licking her navel. Just that. No body-shots or any such. Simply tenderly kissing, sucking and licking around her delicious, toned belly.

>>12968622
>Navelingus on a Dragon
>Rubbing the tip of her tail
>Getting scalp massages from her claws during this.
>Blushing, squirming, moaning

You.
You are mah nigga.

>>12968624
If it's a more traditional Anubis, it might be spiced wine.

>>12968598

>>12968605
Golem

>>12968633
pfft hahaha

>>12968628
Don't fall for his heresy, anon.
Even Ilias herself would be displeased

>>12968615
No takers? You dudes don't like Valentines?

>>12968605

>>12968605
Dwarf but I think its because people don't want to remember her.
Also Sirens.

>>12968592
Sure, no regrets.

>>12968633
anubizzle.jpg

>>12968643
Man, Siren's don't even exist

>>12968639
Valentine's Day is shit.

>>12968634
More than half a dozen writefags wrote about her last night, though.

>>12968639
Stop reminding us

I'm thinking of doing some writing guys, so what do you want?

A human girl turning into a succubus or an old man turning into a sex young alp?

>>12968610

>>12968615
I think any elf would appreciate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zql-GWx99X8

>>12968578
Pot Devil would"ve been better if she were an octopus in a jar.
Octopi are called devilfish in some places, after all.

>>12968654
Fuck off.
Unless you intend to fannyfluster the actual Inari.

>>12968639
Anon, MG Valentine's Day is going to be a day ripped straight out of predator.

Men running and hiding as the monster girls try to kidnap them for a "romatic" date

I wouldn't say no to a flat lilim whose jelous of her older sisters' rocking bodies

>>12968655
You funny, i like.

>>12968647
>>12968652

I think it would be great in a MG setting. The one time you can freely express your emotions to your interest, where you're not being raped by some girl you don't even know. Where you can look at her and tell her that you like her, rather than looking at her from afar, wincing as some other woman grinds your pelvis to dust.

>>12968615
I'm gonna pick a random MG to woo, since if it was up to me I'd be picking grapesnake, succubus, or one of the other thread-common MGs.

>Merrow

I can work with this. I'd try to snag a couple hours by ourselves at the school swimming pool, after hours, get some nice mood setting music playing over the loudspeakers, and maybe have a meal set up for us either off to the side, or on something that floats

>>12968605
I think that honor goes to Charybdis. Litteraly stuck on the bottem of the sea, forever without love. Forever forgotten.

Also just for you:
>>>/f/2672223

>>12968592

>"...The fuck? Wock--"
>"Yeah, I heard it too, Jab, I ain't deaf."
>"This guy wants her to... drool on him?"
>"I'm more concerned about the part where we're involved, what's wrong with this guy?"
>"Hell if I know, man. These humans sure are some weird bunch."
>"I hope our lil' dragon lady here finds herself a well-adjusted guy, I really fuckin' do."

>>12968615
>Valentines Day
>Most Special Day
>Not a fabrication of almost pure commercialism, which some take to doll out pointless romantic gestures, when any truly dedicated individual would not need the excuse of a singular day.
>Also reminds lonely fucks how lonely they are.
>Lonely fucks are all we've got here.

Yeah, not sure this is the best subject for here.
If I could, I'd write a love letter expressing my admiration and adoration to my Anubis Sempai, and fly it to her on a hand-made model aircraft or drone.

>>12968654
I'm on to your ruse trickster! The real you is a tripfag now!

>>12968659
>a day ripped straight out of predator.

>Want some candy?
>DannyGloverintensifies.jpg

>>12968648
Must've missed that one.

Regular or lava?

>>12968605
Being Sea Slime is suffering
Suffering is worse when no-one remembers you or your suffering

>>12968639
Not that. I'm just terrible when it comes to wooing.

>>12968624
>Anubis in bed, lying on her back
>Lift her legs up so her butt is in the air, her upper back is still on the mattress
>Eat her out to orgasm
>Some of her lubrication and orgasm trickles down her belly
>When you set her back on the bed, panting, it pools in her naval
>Navalingus her to lap up the juice, and drive her to an ahegao-ing orgasm as complete sensory overload whites out her already afterglow-consumed mind

Would you, or is that a bit too much?

>>12968672
>sea slime

Holy shit I forgot about her.

>>12968658

They're probably both Inari attentionwhoring. But I still like to think that the tripfag one is the imposter and just thought of tripfagging first. That would be hilarious.

>>12968654

The real Inari left you a message on his pastebin.

http://pastebin.com/u/Inarikitsune

>>12968669
Knigga the lava elemental isn't even a real golem. There's no way you could honestly confuse them.

>God damn wild pigs
>You mean pigs or Guinea pigs?

Djinn of the Jar.

>>12968672
I wonder why they're names Sea Slimes anyhow since they're basically jellyfish

>>12968669
Regular. Pretty sure they were posted in the previous thread. Control + F for "competition" and a strawpoll link should come up in the post. Most of them are less than 2000 words.

>>12968678
How self-important can one be?

>>12968672
anyone have the man-o-war slime cap?

>>12968605
Pot Devil has it worst.

Giant Ant, Ant Arachne, Gargoyle, Merrow, Siren, Mandragora, Large Mouse, Kappa, Skeleton, Pixie, Kesaran Pasaran, Charybdis, Sea Slime and Chochin-obake all do a good job at being forgotten as well.

>>12968646
They're such cute 'n spunky harpy idols, I don't get what's missing.

>>12968678

Thats actually pretty funny.

>>12968683
well, Inari is pretty self important.

>>12968674
Anon. I would.
Every damn night if she asked me to.

>>12968672
You have no power here, Janny.

You know who I've never seen mentioned? Mandragora.

I want to jump off a building in MGC and traumatize MG children by splattering them with bits of brain shot out of my skull.

>>12968615
I'm going to reuse a previous response.
I 'borrow' the key to the staff room and call an assembly in the auditorium. Once everybody is in place, the curtain rolls back to reveal me with a mic sitting in front of the equipment I wheeled in from the AV room.
I start pressing buttons and begin my own rendition of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zql-GWx99X8

I marry whoever comes out on top in the ensuing riot. I love a strong girl.

>>12968686
>Not even in a post for forgotten girls, is she mentioned

Okay.

>>12968687
Maybe people don't like idols?
But seriously, they basically don't exist

>>12968686
Well, I know Skeleton is "forgotten" because no one likes her design

>>12968693
>inception sound effect.

>>12968693
SnoopAnon, you're a giant faggot, but I do admire your tenacity.

>>12968683
Eh i can empathise, its annoying when someone poses as you and acts like a dick in thread to lower there already shit tier reputation.

>>12968678

>Liquid Inari somehow gets the same trip
That would be hilarious

>>12968698
I remember reading a giant slug story about 5 or so years ago. Shit was pretty fucked up and sorta grim

>>12968699
Maybe we should give praise to some of the forgotten ones.
Although you're right on Skeleton, I have no real clue how she even fucks really.

>>12968703
>there already shit tier reputation
Inari brought that upon himself.

>>12968698

>>12968707
Needily

>>12968704
>FoxDie when?

>>12968698

One features in Lanternon's story in a flashback. A wild one tried to kidnap the young MC and gets left begging him not to run away

>>12968679
Not me, but who's to say someone else wouldn't.

Off-topic, that last point reminded me of this old Disney cartoon, 'Pigs is Pigs'.

>>12968674
Would I? I would do it nine times!

>>12968615
I'm going to reuse a previous response.
I 'borrow' the key to the staff room and call an assembly in the auditorium. Once everybody is in place, the curtain rolls back to reveal me with a mic sitting in front of the equipment I wheeled in from the AV room.
I start pressing buttons and begin my own rendition of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccY25Cb3im0

I marry whoever comes out on top in the ensuing riot. I love a strong girl.

>>12968699
>>12968707
Speak for yourself, I love dem bones.

>>12968710

She actually does look stoned anyway. For a troll you're a funny guy.

>>12968712
>Why won't you DIE?
>Transformation, son! It alters my body, and hardens it against impacts!

>>12968711

>>12968717
Go to her, anon. Woo her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFgAE5SgFnw

>>12968704
shouldn't it be Liquid Kitsune?

>>12968701
Don't encourage that piece of shit.

>>12968733
wouldn't FoxDIE kill both of them? because fox?

>>12968740
That's a good thing anon.

>>12968740
That was the joke.

>>12968745
>>12968747
well, time to hold up Metal Gear Rex's foot as a form of suicide.
>tfw you remember that punch

>>12968736
You know it's just /ss/ pulling his usual shit. He'll start spamming kamen rider shit and JUSTICE after this

>>12968716
But what if you end up with something sneaky, like a Kunoichi?

>>12968754

Grey Fox... That Alp was Grey Fox...

>>12968704

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv50CZuF83M

>>12968757
>not a cyclops

Swear to fucking god anon, I'm gonna punch your asshole and make you into an alp.

>>12968663
thanks, that was pretty good

>>12968766

But Alps involve TF, and both Inaris seem to be into that.

>you will never make your favorite dish for your waifu and daughteru
>you will never see your daughters face light up as she devours the dish
>you will never see your wife smile, clearly enjoying the work you put into the dish
>you will never have a loving family with a MG

>>12968777
what is TF?

>>12968781
>You will never hand feed your yeti/anubis/harpy waifu candy

>>12968781
Yes anon. This is the most basic and root cause of all our suffering.

Your point is? Why do we re-iterate this so often?

>>12968766
If there are alps in the MGS series, they would be Raikov and Vamp.

>>12968789
Transformation

>>12968669
>>12968682

They had a two hour time limit and the writers were given ten minutes to read up on the girl first. So basically they aren't the best stories out there, but a few are worth a read.

>>12968793

So that we don't forget.

>>12968698
She gets some attention.

Even if it's just to shit on her.

>>12968759
I thought they used barb-wire to sew her flesh together at first.

>>12968759

>>12968820
What.

>>12968754

TF Gear Smex, Capable of launching Inter-Continental Balistic Alpification Missles, or ICBAM's

Only for $19.99!

>>12968831
No joke, I'd buy that. Monster girls or no.

>You will never smack your Jinko/Ushi-Oni/Lilim waifu with one when she gets on your nerves from time to time
>She'll never retort by saying, " how come yours doesn't hit that hard?

>>12968840
>You will never say "It's a fucking bat you retard"

This took a while, but here is Chapter 11 of Aviators:

http://pastebin.com/0c9SPTM0

Constructive criticism is awesome, and I hope you enjoy it. And if you so choose, you could totally use the new PM system that pastebin has, if you don't like to post in threads about writefaggotry.

If you want to start from the beginning, here is Chapter 1: http://pastebin.com/R3F2VGV5

Is this the furry general?

>>12968831

>>12968850
Holy shite I guess it is

>>12968843
>Insulting the waifu
No anon.
The proper response is showing her yours CAN hit as hard.

>>12968843
>She'll never pounce on you
>"And I'm a monster, boy. You shouldn't strike monsters like me with a bat, you know."
Pelvis Breaking Intensifies

>>12968850

>>12968857
No the correct response is hitting her again.

BRB

>>12968862
With your dick...

>>12968858
>Not fighting back
Doormat pls.

>>12968868
No with the bat.

>>12968850
Jeez, took you long enough. Your last chapter was, what? Before Christmas?

Also, great story.

>>12968873
This was supposed to be comedy, man, come on.
Not everything's do or die in this world.

>>12968874
>Abusing the waifu
Physical and Mental Abuse are the absolute worst.

You're as bad as NTR-Fags.

>>12968853
I see no furry here

>>12968873
Cool your tits.

>>12968881
I know, but still, git gud.

>>12968884
>responding

>>12968884
don't respond to him

>>12968882
I didn't even want a wife.

It's her fault for staying when I've told her to leave.

>>12968893
You sound paranoid over nothing.

>>12968881
can i might back with wit then?

>>12968904
I'm just saying, if some MG I didn't even like made me her husband I would abuse her constantly until she left.

>>12968683
>>12968703
It's the main thing I never understood why people flip out over "I'm not tripfagging, it's just name!", the sole difference is someone can pose as you so it's worth shit and you may as well have just left it anonymous?

I'd be more concerned about the clown trying to pose as him than the 'real' Inari. It's a wonder no one's ever did that with Bob around the days he used "name but not trip", but then he didn't need help with that. Not that Inari does but it's some special autism.

>>12968904
I don't want to try to fight this love.

How dangerous can it be?

Why do Ghost Girls get no love?

>>12968905
Duh. Yeah.

>>12968908
But anon, it said she's "your waifu."

>>12968875
N-no!

It was the day after it.

>>12968918

>Ghost girl possesses a depressed guy and finds out about it pretty quickly.
>Instead of lewd thoughts you instead get voices in your head cheering you on and images of her comforting/hugging you.

>>12968936
Still a while, mang

>>12968910

>implying they both aren't Inari attentionwhoring harder than Negafaggot did

>>12968918
Gimme dat ghost booty.

>>12968941
That's some next level shit, god damn.

>>12968918
Ectoplasmic pussy.
It would make you chuuni as fuck.

>>12968951

The guy is a total faggot, I wouldn't put it past him.

>>12968939
Monsters don't care about depression.

They think they can just fuck it away, if that doesn't help it's probably just the husband wanting attention.

>>12968945
That is the best shape for an ass,

>>12968941
>>12968951
Maybe he was interested in that comment about Nega being king of attention whoring and he wants the crown?

>>12968963
>tfw no fat-bottomed white mage to heal your party.

>>12968759
Doc I know you're trying to be careful with the dosage here but that's not nearly enough for any grown man.

>>12968953

Does this mean that Ray was chuuni as fuck from ghost blowjob?

>>12968941
I dont buy that, i think its just some troll got under his skin, and is biting.

If hes smart he wont reply to the non trip one and just ignores him. Wether he does or not is a different story.

>>12968963
Someone post the healer cap. You know the one.

>>12968968
>No fat bottomed Shirohebi white mage to heal you through buttsex

>>12968973
I wish I did.

>>12968971
Well that happened in private so no. Chuuni must be in full view of everyone.

>>12968969
You like 'em crazy mate?

Not an MG but if you do like crazy faces:


https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1813167

>>12968969
so any news on the propose not sequel?

>>12968975
>>12968973
>>12968963

>>12968974
Oh jesus, this again?
I mean it's hot, but
>lamiass

>>12968981

Nice. I love seeing a woman hold a guy's head in place with her feet. Its annoyingly rare though.

>>12968988
Oh, it's just a /v/ ERP session.

>>12968963
Nigga you can't just make such claims.

>>12968963
Crap, what pic did I miss?

>>12968989
It's the best both of both worlds, being an assman who's into Lamias and all.

>>12968989
KC's lamia are like that.

>>12968998
I want a Dark Elf to molest me.

>>12968988
>>12968995
I remember that thread.
It was /a/.

>>12968989
You gay son?

>>12968995
That's considered RP? I just like if for the laughs.

>>12968993
I feel you man.

>>12969017
I did say it's hot.
I just like sadomaso Shirohebi more.

>>12969008
>not the other way around

Anon, you can't just disregard elf customs like that, geez. Have some consideration for other races.

>>12969014
>It was /a/.
I'm not surprised in the slightest. Den of alps over there.

>>12969027
No. I'm just tired of the "lel, elf raepXDXD" maymay that spawned from /tg/ and the like.

I'm also disappointed that /mgt/ adopted it.

>>12969036
>those legs
Unsexy, looks TOO much like Minerva.

>>12969031
>no cute alp to cuddle while watching tv or playing games

>>12969036
would nibble on ears, and gently rub her abs while whispering sweet nothings into her ears between nibbles and kisses.

>>12968993
That's because, how many women do you know that could do that? Actually hold the guy's head with their feet like that, unless he was incapacitated somehow? That's why we have monstergirls for reverse rape. Unless the woman is someone like Bev Francis, that shit just ain't happening.

>>12969036
>meme

Can you name even 10 hentai movies where elves aren't getting the dick by force?

Face it man, elves are the snobs of the fantasy races, and everyone hates them for it. They are all snobs, no exception.

>>12969052
/mgg/ isn't a hentai movie.

That took way longer than it should've.

>Art by Loen
Get well soon, you faggot :(

>>12969052
not even in monster girl quest do elves avoid being raped...

>>12969056
Thank god it isn't

>>12968592
>Those wings
"Hello, I've never seen a dragon or bat in my entire life ever"

>>12969062
Ah yes, out with the old shit and in with the actually good thing

>>12969062
That Manticore is going to be very skittish growing up.

>>12969056
Neither is it hanholding purity central. You have a problem with elf rape, talk to Japan. You really think this is all /tg/'s fault? Young ones these days.

>>12969056
Oh god, don't even get me started.

>Monster Girl Thread: The Motion Picture
Naw.

>>12968998
>Thick, juicy ass
>Banging tits
>Perfect brown skin
>Long, white hair
Why are Dark Elves 10/10 impregnation material?

>>12969074
>MAnticore afraid to use her tailpussy due to careless hellhound bite
>Still doesn't want to use her pussy pussy
>Asspussy is gross and she's afraid she'll mess up with her mouthpussy
>Actually has to court her males to find Mr. Right
>Everyone laughs at her, except that one guy...

What's with the superfast threads recently? Board activity up, pushing 'em off quicker?

>>12969062
Btw, Who can find the easter egg?

>>12969080
Two hours of anons beating the shit out of each other over perceived shit taste.

>>12969088
Flag on the sand castle?

>>12969088
the sand castle's flag

>>12969084
There is nothing about this scenario I don't love.

>One day getting very intimate.
>Guy uses her tailpussy like an onahole
>Handles it with the utmost care, reassuring her that he wouldn't do anything to hurt her.
>Kisses her lovingly as she helps him jerk off with her tailpussy.

>>12969086
Moot's faggotry.

>>12969084
>Implying she can even traditionally court a guy.
>At all.
>Implying she won't end up as that shy, possessive, and clingy Manticore that was discussed many moons ago.

>>12969083
Because they're white niggers/black whites

>>12969083
Those first two are more or less an anime staple. The last two are just the right kind of exotic. What more could a man ask for, save an insatiable thirst for one and only one man's semen?

>>12969092
>>12969093
You won...nothing, but thanks for playing anyway.

>>12969095
and then hellhound steals the guy away from her right?

>>12969086
Moot retired with a "parting gift".

>>12969099
>>>/pol/

>>12969104
...no.

The fuck's wrong with you?

You are now imagining a loli Manticore wrapping her tailpussy around your arm while you're crossing the street.

>>12969090
>"You could've joined us, Anon."
>"ME, JOIN YOU?! Does a horse join with the flea on its back? A dragon, with a cow it eats?! You forget your place! I will have true freedom! Any man who offers less is my enemy!"

>Monster Girl Thread: The Anime
>Freedom Arc

>>12969095
>She accidentally pricks him
>Even with her venom flowing through him he's still gentle with her tail onahole, even if he's insatiable
>He eventually collapses from the pleasure
>She looks down on his sloppy but happy face and suddenly feels an urge to do something
>She slowly pulls down her panties, revealing the dripping hole she's never used, and lovingly finishes fucking him until neither of them can stand the next day
><3

>>12969098
This is okay too, just so long as her tsun levels are lower than usual.

>>12969109
>/pol/

You know it's true

>>12969113
>loli Manticore
It surprises me that .less hasn't drawn one yet.

>>12969097
>>12969106
elaborate

>>12969102
Eh, I won an alp from the robot devil today so I'm good.

Any bets on what mg KC is doing next?
I'm surprised there isn't a Phenoix harpy yet

>>12969110
it just seems fitting to me
cause she was the one that caused the wound in her tail in the first place.

>>12969114
I'd watch that.

>>12969115
Yes. So much yes.

>>12969118
Well, technically... >>12969098
That's .less, isn't it? And that Manticore is clearly shorter than average, intended to be a daughteru, if I recall right. Not very loli, but close enough.

>>12969124
That's not fitting, that's just cruel.
Hellhound got her own husbando long ago, the normal way.

>>12969119

>>12969121
I'm gonna fucking turn you into an alp so I can get two alps.

>>12969121
Still waiting for the new Dragons, but it'll be a while before that.

>>12969121
Whatever it is, he tweeted yesterday about how he's having some issues with the lineart.

Maybe that means she's something intricate? Unique? Or, if you want to be a pessimist, a Chimaera-tier clusterfuck? I still love her though.

>>12969133
>C/a/mping trip is imminent
I look forward to reading about the mass slaughter.

>>12969135
I have Holstaurus milk and I'm not afraid to use it!

>>12969137
The chromatics will be nice.

>>12969133
So higher traffic due to moot saying this board was his favourite or what? I'm not a clever man

>>12969138
Perhaps it's something mechanical, like a Clockwork Golem.
I fucking love KCs outfit/armor designs, so I look forward to seeing his foray into automatons.

>>12969138
Which "her" do you love though? The genki one who calls you nii-san? The quiet kuudere who reads books with you? The proud tsun whose only cuddling you because you seemed cold?

>>12969144
I'll turn you alp and shove that milk up your ass!

>>12969133
See, this is why I don't get moot, because he does stupid shit like:
>Jiff
>moot enjoys Baneposting
But he a;so does things like say:
>/s4s/ was a mistake
>/jp/ is moot's favorite board
And I don't know if I should hate the guy or not.

>>12969156
So you like big butts eh? Respectable answer.

>>12969137
I wonder if he'll release the Chromatics all at once, in sequence, or sporadically, interspaced with other kinds of girls?

>>12969152
I know he's teased more Golem-type girls in the future, though I think they may be even further off than the Chromatics.

>>12969155
All.

>>12969163
>I wonder if he'll release the Chromatics all at once, in sequence, or sporadically

I doubt we'll get them all at once, unless he puts them all in one page, which would be stupid.

>>12969160
You know it.

>"I-I'm too young..."
>"A real man would find a way."
>Your stepmother's frigid glare leaves no room for argument.
>Then again, it never did.
>Because you were incapable of being right.
>Because you didn't have the brains, the looks or the charm like your father or brothers.
>Because you were nothing special.
>Which is why you were sat here at the table, a stack of papers before you.
>Because you couldn't let this moment pass.
>Because it'd be over soon.
>Because it was your only chance to do something worthwhile.
>But...
>"I... don't want to go."
>She leans forward, jackal ears folded back as a snarl forms on her lips.
>"You don't have a choice."
>"...Anon..."
>Her paws grasp your wrist like a vice and forces the pen into your hand.
>"Anon."
>In one swift motion, your hand is slammed down on the table.
>"ANON!"

>Your kitchen table in your warm family home melts away into mud and barbed wire as you shake yourself awake... or rather, as your Sergeant's grip on your shoulder does it for you.
>Sitting up and taking the cigarette she offers you, you've barely struck the match when the lizard speaks again.
>"It's time."
>Taking a long drag, you give her a rueful smile and stand, grabbing your rifle and kit as you go.
>He hand claps down on your shoulder a few times as you get in position beside her.
>You don't want to go.
>You really don't want to go.
>But now, as ever, you don't have a choice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx3UPfzGeN4

>>12969159
Him saying /jp/ is his favorite board is what caused a big raid the first time.

And apparently it seems to be bringing more people over who don't know how to act.

>>12969173
Reminds me of that one /tg/ story about an imperial guardsman who was forced into it by his family in hopes that he would die.
He gets a mute Battle Nun waifu so thats good.

>>12969173
>Paschendale
Good taste, anon. Going go continue? Anubis mom is a bitch.

>>12969173
I wouldn't be surprised if he was the company fuck toy with that kind of a bitch attitude.

>>12969173
Monsters would probably have a fit if they learned about what shit people went through in WW1

>>12969163
>Spoiler
Good man

>>12969170
It's good that you don't lie about such things but there are quite a few unclaimed alps still from robot devil.

That and the one I have had been put on a strict regiment of Holstaurus milk. She a bit heavy but is nice and soft, she especially likes cuddling

>>12969173
mi negro

>>12969148
Correct.

>>12969159
He is an asshole. Where you there when he ruined /a/ for a time?

>>12969205
isn't the point of what the mge monster lord's husband is doing is to break humanity out of a way of life that is essentially that?

>>12969216
>Where you there when he ruined /a/ for a time?
you're going to have to be more specific.

>>12969195
>Spoiler
I want to say otherwise. But both the literal interpretation, and text evidence for that greentext, leave me unable to.

Why is it that Stepmothers are always shit?

>>12969205

Here's the kicker though; like many veterans of that war, if he makes it home, he'll likely never tell a soul.

Because they'll call him a liar and a coward.

>>12969220
When he said he loved Naruto and the board was spammed with threads about it.

Y'know what's a good way to start a war movie?

Having the opening scene depict a principle character utterly horrified with himself, even as he dutifully plunges a bayonet into a young enemy soldier's temple. Such is the nature of war.

>>12969173
Oh boy, WWI would be a literal hell for monstergirls. ;_;

>>12969231
I don't want to visualize that trauma man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KQwlSxl68Y

>>12969205
>>12969218
>>12969232
Afraid I don't quite understand how it would be so horrible, mind elaborating?

>>12969232
Force them to watch faces of death.

>>12969205
>There will never be a story about a veteran of the last war before monstergirls came to earth.
>He'll never scare the shit out of monstergirls who approach him due to his cold dead eyes.
>He'll never meet a monstergirl who falls for him and does everything she can to heal him and bring back his smile and optimism.

>>12969232
larger monstergirls like lamia would be too large a targer, but I think harpies could provide some decent air support.

>>12969236
War is hell anon. War is fucking hell.

>>12969247
Well yeah, but aside from the general trauma that war causes are we saying that monster girls would be especially influenced for some reason? Or is there something I am just not understanding? Because otherwise it's not that hard to imagine a MG with something like PTSD, they are essentially like humans aside from their libidos.

>>12969247
But does it ever change?

>>12969257
I think the point being made is that, MGs, being the loving, compassionate beings they are, with an innate and central attraction to Humanity, would likely be utterly horrified by the sheer extent of pain, suffering and death which we can inflict upon each other.

And if they are ever real, they shall experience it first hand...

>>12969257
They're unusually fond of men, and WW1 involved extremely large numbers of them getting minced in excessively unpleasant ways.

>>12969258
Not even in the 41st millennium anon, not even.

>>12969257
Do you not understand what a monster girl is?

>>12969257
>this guy

MGs love men. In their own rapey way but they do. Imagine seeing fields of men torn apart by mortar shells, burned to a crisp by flamethrower, seeing them stabbed over and over by bayonets even though already dead.

>>12969259
>>12969260
I see, thanks for clearing that up

>>12969266
I'm not into men but I wouldn't like seeing that at all either , I don't think any sane person would.

>>12969266
Don't forget drowning in mud

>>12969266
There's also gangrene.

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row...

>>12969271
>>12969266
>>12969275
Not to mention the amount of bodies that would be caught and tangled in all the barbed wire all along the front lines.

>You will never burp chuggy wurm baby after she downs a whole bottle

This is somewhat relevant.

>>12969259
>spoiler

Jojo licking cherry.gif

>>12969285
I don't want to burp or change the diaper on any child

>>12969288
I-I don't know what you're implying there.

>>12969287
is this related to a wider story?

>>12969288
>Jojo licking cherry.gif
Don't you mean Kakyoin?

>>12969285

thank god why would any man actually want to do that?

>>12969242

>She invites him over for a chat
>There he stays til the Sun sets
>It starts raining hard just as he's about to leave
>She suggests he should stay the night over, to which he quietly complies
>She offers him her bed, but he refuses, choosing to sleep on the living room's couch
>After handing him a pillow and a blanket, she wishes him good night and goes to her bedroom
>The following morning, she slowly limps out of her bedroom, making her way to the living room as to check up on him
>The monstergirl's eyes widen in surprise and confusion upon seeing Anon sitting on a chair by a window, tiredly, yet attentively watching over her front yard, as the Sun rises in the horizon
>He slowly turns to her, with bags under his eyes
>"Clear." He says in a monotone voice, before leaning back and dozing off on the chair
>She just stands there watching him fall asleep
>Her face when she realizes He spent the whole night wide awake on "guard duty," making sure she was safe until dawn

Imagine the healing that follows.

>>12969266
>>12969259
>>12969260
All of this is compounded and made worse when the girls learn how little was actually gained during the entire course of the war.

>>12969297
It's a standalone.

>>12969304
I see
is the author known?
I liked the way set that up.

>>12969303
Not to mention that just a generation later an even worse one was on the way.

>>12969303
God, Country, Land, Resources, Money, Opinion...

These are the things humans gleefully slaughter each other over. Even those who know it's wrong. Even those who grow ever more horrified continue to do so. And why? Out of a sense of duty? Responsibility?

>>12969306
YBA wrote it when people were talking about the Contact War.

>>12969302
dat sum good healin' incoming.

I think just telling monster girls about our history and how many hundreds of millions have died from all sorts of pointless things in just that past couple thousand years would break half of them. We might not be the fastest or the strongest, but we're willing to sacrifice more for less.

>>12969315
Reminds me of El Hazard where Jinnai shows up and teaches the bugs to be Disney Corporation evil instead of Disney Fairytale Villain evil. They can't even comprehend the nastiness of a middle school bully. Except they love him for it.

No one else will, so I will say it.

I want to traumatize monstergilrs by showing them the carnage of our world. Sort like the angel in it's a beautiful life. I wan to make them witness the atrocities we've heaped upon each other, able to witness it all, to call out uselessly as we slaughter each other, begging us to stop. The Killing Fields of Cambodia. The Rape of Nanking. Gettysburg. Custer. The Katyn Massacre. The Massacre of Sant'Anna di Stazzema Nagasaki. Hiroshima. Torture during the middle ages. The Spanish inquisition. All of it.

>>12969295
The cherry is made of suffering, and it is delicious.

>>12969298
I seem to have misplaced the gif and I'm not a jojofag.

>>12969331
And that is when they will realize how worthless we are. How beyond love or compassion. How levying their demonic powers to our destruction is in the best interest of all.

It is too much to ask for forgiveness. It is too much to have better expected of us.

>>12969331
This edginess must come to an end.

>>12969302
>A few days later at her house
>The man is back again and eating lunch with her
>Hear a sudden loud pop as the house settles from age
>All of a sudden the man flips over the table, throwing her behind it and screaming about enemy "snipers."
>She tries to ask him what's wrong, but when she looks at his face his eyes seem glassy and distant.
>She shakes him and grabs his head asking what's wrong and suddenly she sees the light come back into his eyes.
>He doesn't answer her and just starts shaking, curling up into a ball.
>She wraps her arms around him, petting his head and holding him until the shaking subsides.

And that's how our girly was introduced to war flashbacks. How I do?

>>12969331
God help us all if one of those monster girls is the only one who can stop a celestial body from crashing into the earth and killing us all

Better hope she really, really has the hots for you

>>12969315
>A young Nightmare/Succubus wanders into a Contact War veterans PTSD induced fever dream, and seeks to rescue him from it while getting enlightened on the full extent of human suffering.

>>12969309
Because that's the way it has to be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM8bTdBs-cw

>>12969336
Here you go anon.
Since you're not a Jojofag I guess you won't mind that it's Rubber Soul in disguise.

where did all this macabre attitude come from?

>>12969356
Thinking about war I guess.
Deny it all we will, some of us are real bleeding hearts when it comes to suffering and despair on that scale.

>>12969356
No idea, but let's get back to discussing Monster Girl Thread: the OVA.

>>12969356
It's a temporary phase.

>Show MG our world
>She falls to her knees in shock and disbelief
>"How? How can this be? What kind of people can be capable of such things?"
>"I know. I know..."
>"B-But how can you deal with this?! How can you deal with free pizza and live with yourself?!"

>>12969343
Looks pretty good, anon. I kinda want to see it mixed with >>12969346 in some way. I would read the shit out of that

>>12969364
The weak have no claim to our free pizza.

I want to show a Lilim those abstinence recruit rallys

>>12969374
>abstinence
Why? They're already monogamous as fuck.

>>12969374
I want to be a lilims abusive husband.

>>12969338
"Go ahead. Finish it. What's that look for? Aren't you going to kill me? Don't you want to erase this worthless sack of meat from this Earth? Stop gawking and DO IT! Tears? The hell are you thinking, what are hoping to gain out of this? Mercy? Fuck your mercy. Kill or be killed. Tell you what, give me that gun, one bullet, Ill show you how to finish the job."

>>12969339
>posting girl from game where men are little more than cumpumps and get enslaved, eaten and raped to death, while saying that

Fuck off.

>>12969385
You're taking his reaction image a little too seriously, don't you think?

>>12969356
The sun can't shine all the time, we'd cook.

>>12969385
tamamo is a loli therefore your argument is invalid.

>>12969371
>>12969364
Only the dead will know peace from these 32 toppings and 15 minute deliveries

>>12969355
Thank you.

>>12969344
>stop a celestial body from crashing into the earth and killing us all

Why would you care about that?

>>12969399
I hear Piestrong promises 10 minute deliveries.

>>12969391
His pussyness irks me.

>>12969400
>Why would you care about that?
I'm guessing you've never seen The Fifth Element

>>12969385
>mgq an edgy mg game
if you want an edgy monstergirl game play violated hero.
woof woof

>>12969403
Do I smell revolution rising?

>>12969391
As well as his hypocrisy.

>>12969408
>Violated Hero
And you thought Luka was a bitch...

>>12969406
I have, my point is that worrying about something like that is, well, pointless. We'd all die and that be it, nothing to be done about it. The lucky ones die in the area of impact, the rest die in tsunamis, eartquakes, and freeze to death after the following cloud of dust blots out the sun.

I my waifu to cause a major impediment to me, such as cause an accident where I can no longer walk, or talk, or something, and feel an incredible amount of guilt and try to heal me as much as she can and, while there's suffering on both sides, she ends up protecting me and keeping me safe!

>>12969410
No revolution, just deliveries so quick it still tastes like it just came out of the oven. You want that's godly in flavor and is reasonably priced? Come to either Piestrong's or Dragon's Pizzeria. Today there's a slaughter house special at Dragon's for those who love meat.

>>12969416
At least Luka got the girl in the end.

>>12969408
No thanks, other than for the lewd CGs, violated hero is shit.

>>12969416
he is , he finally has consensual married sex with his legally married monster lord wife for the purpose of procreation and he still whines through it.

>>12969385
>>12969404
Jeez, guy, chill. Don't have an aneurysm over an image I posted on a whim.

>>12969425
>monsterlord wife
Just mad he's not the man of the relationship

>>12969420
Exactly my point.

>>12969425
I never said he wasn't one. I just think he is way better compared to the Violated Hero MCs

>>12969431
That's his own fault.

>>12969385
>Fuck your mercy. Kill or be killed.

And this is why we don't deserve MGs, love, or mercy.

>>12969431
He probably develops sterner stuff when his human kid and Echidna daughteru are born.

>>12969313
>>12969369
>>12969343

Pretty good.

>>12969346

>Nightmare friend asks if she could sleep over at his house
>Night arrives, everything's quiet
>Nightmare sneaks into the man's room as to peek into his mind and find out why he behaves so differently from most men
>She enters his dreams, only to find herself in a warzone
>Gunfire
>Deafening explosions
>Screams of agony and anger
>The smell of death
>A world worse than hell
>She can only watch in horror as a particular memory of a man on his knees desperately trying to save his friend's life through CPR while under fire
>The wounded man, almost completely covered in blood, grabs his comrade's uniform with one hand, and murmurs his final words to him, before slowly letting go, as blood flows out of his open mouth
>The man, eventually noticing that his friend was a goner, gently lies his lifeless body on the ground
>Confused and shocked, the Nightmare just stands there in the corner, staring at the man as he looks down upon the body
>The sound of gunfire and tanks rolling still roars all around him
>Soldiers are still fighting by his side, screaming and fighting with everything they've got
>But that man doesn't
>He just stares down at his friends body in silence, completely disregarding his surroundings
>A few moments later, he slowly raises his head as to gaze into the horizon from which the enemy approaches
>The Nightmare eyes widen in immesureable horror as she sees his face
>His dead, opaque gaze
>The following morning, the man walks out of his bedroom and goes to say good morning to the Nightmare
>He opens the door to the guests' bedroom, only to see her curled up on her bed, shivering, scarred for life

>>12969419
>Slaughterhouse Special
Dragon a best. I go there nigh on every night.

I-It's not like I'm hoping one of her daughteru's notices me or anything...

>>12969425
>he still whines through it.
they were doing it for three days straight , of course anyone would want a break at some point.

>>12969440
This is so hollow. Everything that lives on this earth must kill something else to survive, we're the only ones "smart enough" to care and regret.

>>12969450
This. The fact that we have the concept of good and evil puts us ahead of pretty much every other creature on the planet.

>>12969300
>not burping your monster girl daughteru so she has a healthy digestive system
What kind of cruel animal are you

>>12969450
See >>12969114

>>12969450
Maybe so. But that's from a history of survivalism. Of having to kill to stay alive. And as humanity developed, many agree that we've taken things too far.

It's one thing to kill an assailant barreling towards you. Or to kill an animal that crosses your path when you're hungry and helpless.

It's another thing just to pointless kill and kill, simply because "They're the enemy" or some such bullshit.

>>12969444
Poor girl. I'd want to give her a hug...

She's probably scared of him now too.

>>12969461
Then you should know that the true enemy of man is not each other, nations, or like some think, MGs themselves.

It's the Times.

>>12969444
>Nightmare
>night
>mare
holy shit I just got it!

What can change the nature of Man /jp/?

Here's the link to the writefag competition:

http://strawpoll.me/3504341

The last one got nearly 50 votes, so I'm kind of saddened to see so few here. Or maybe it just means no one liked any of them?

>>12969472
>The Times
...nope, pretty sure it's each other.
Since we've been doing this for a looooooong time.

>>12969473
>Slowpoke.gif
I offer you the slowest of slow claps sir.

>>12969463

And what about him?

>>12969473

A Night mare living someone else's nightmare.

>>12969445
>Not wanting one of the warrior priestesses working as waitresses at Piestrong's to one night call you her favorite regular.

It's like you don't even want to be saved anon

>>12969474
Everything.

>>12969474
The unconditional and devoted love of non-humans?

Maybe? Probably not.

>>12969444
Oh please keep going. Doesn't have to be this particular story.

>>12969461
War and killing isn't pointless though. Military force is always the last option to force someone to listen or submit to your point of view.

If anything, people are bigger softies now. Back in stone age, bronze age, and even iron age culture, complete genocide of tribes was matter of course in wars.

>>12969445
>Firstborn daughteru is sweet and helps her mother out all the time willingly
>Secondborn is rebellious and a delinquent
>She wears torn clothing and tries to do whatever it takes to piss off mother and father
>Thirdborn is still young and adorable
>Loves riding on Papa's shoulders and flapping her wings

>>12969474
The one thing that can change the nature of man is The rules of nature.

>>12969491
I think it would help. Favorite mon?

>>12969482
>...nope, pretty sure it's each other.
>Since we've been doing this for a looooooong time.
But that's the point, anon, it's The Times that dictate who we fight. Yesterday's Ally is Tomorrow's Enemy

>>12969484
>Wanting to date some bike riding dweeb

How can you expect to have a reliable economic situation living like that?
This is why everybody should want a Tanuki.

>>12969494
HOLY FUCK! What would happen if a MG met fucking CAIM?
Oh god, what if Angelus transformed into a MG?
God help us all.

>>12969504
About that.

>>12969461
The fuck else but kill are you supposed to do to some guy trying to shove a spear through your kidney or put a bullet in your head?

>>12969458
I'm dumb. Your point?

>>12969504
>Angelus reveals true form
>A Devil Bug

>>12969499
Anubis, Dragons, and Nightmares all pretty close up there...

>>12969508
You're sounding exactly like the very thing I literally copypasted from a villain.

>>12969508
I just said self-defense is entirely understandable. But then, why is the guy trying to shove a spear or bullet through you in the first place?

>>12969496
Not all, maybe. But a damnside lot of it is pretty pointless.
Why do we as humans need to demand others submit to our differing point of views?

>>12969501
A moderate point, I suppose. Though they all seem to loop back around in the end...ally at one time or another, we're all enemies in the end.

>>12969497
First and third both sound adorable.

I doubt the second would ever go for a customer. What about dating someone who loves pizza at their store would piss mom and dad off?

>>12969494


>They both go for a walk around town one day
>While on their way to the park, the man stays alert on the streets the entire time, often "stacking up" near walls and peeking around corners before continuing for fear of ambushes
>He keeps shifting his gaze without pause, scanning his surroundings constantly, sometimes forcing the monstergirl to grab his face and make him look at her when she talks to him
>He crosses the street whenever he spots "suspicious objects" on the sidewalks, like trash cans, discarded boxes, piles of leaves, and so on, telling the monstergirl that there might be IEDs hidden in them