/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12947708
No need to worry, she doesn't exist.

¡Un duende, trae la camara!

You wouldn't last long anyway. She'll turn around and impale you with the rock candy on her back.

If you think you might enjoy:

- Having Flan slap you across the face and spit in your mouth.
- Have her step on you and kick you around with her cute, patent leather shoes while looking down at you disdainfully.
- Have her firmly grab your balls with her cold bare hands and to smack your painfully erect cock.
- Have her straddle your lap, bite your neck and drain your veins dry of blood until you pass out embraced by her petite, cold frame.


Then you suffer from vampirelolism, there is no way to fix these feelings.

If you answered yes to all of the above.

>>12947921
Oh no...

All it means is you're a masochist. A harder M than somebody who would rather have somebody like Satori, Eirin/Kaguya or Remilia instead, but nothing that needs to be fixed.

>>12948068
Is being one good?

>>12948831
It means you were probably abused when you were young.

>>12948831
If it's wrong, I really don't want to be right. If absolutely nothing else, fantasies of belonging to Satori or Remilia have fueled so many satisfying faps.

>>12948836
I disagree. I've heard more stories of people going sadist after that than I have of people going maso.

>>12948868
Those two personalities are born the same way, through abuse. The only difference is that masochists got used to being treated like shit and find some kind of ``comfort'' in being docile while sadists' egos were never fully broken, generating anger and desire of revenge in the process.

>>12948868
I never really went through any kind of abuse until I was like 13, and long before then I would often hit myself or strangle myself and try to smash my head on my knees whenever I did something wrong. Does this mean I was just born an M?

>>12949049
you should ask a professional

Your feelings are perfectly natural.

>>12949049
Honestly that's characteristic of some cases of childhood autism, to be completely serious.

>>12947708
alexissadistsama go back to MAL pls.

>>12950841
Does that picture not go with your post?

>>12947708
Yes. I have that same kind of lust for Remi.

>>12953968

>>12953986
It's not true for me (And I'm not >>12953968) but I'd still totally say it for Remilia and let her mock me for it.

>>12954008
maybe we can change those feelings?

>>12954016
I think you're misunderstanding. I'm already M as hell. The problem is I'm not a lolicon. Sure, there are certain younger girls, like Remilia, that I like. But there's not a single loli I'm attracted to because they're a loli. It's pretty much exclusively because I imagine them as sadists that I'm attracted to them.

Of course, if you were understanding me right, then good luck.

>>12954043
ah, misunderstanding

Touch the Flan.

>>12954101
Where?

Would she let me?

>you will never milk Flan

;_;

>>12954193
Eww, she shouldn't have breasts.

>>12954193
Big breasted lolis are disgusting, you sick fucking faggot, kill yourself.

>>12954193
Gonna need an artist name on this one or something.
flandre lactation brings nothing, nor large/huge breasts.

>>12954193
Maybe, I am reading way, way too much into this, but that needs context. Did he/she apply for the job? Was it a backfired "Patch"work spell?

...does Flan...come out of Flan...?

>>12954277
Come on
http://exhentai.org/g/723238/00be985338/

>>12954277
They're CGs.
They're so stupid looking, don't bother with them

>>12954277
I found them in two seconds by searching "flandre_scarlet" and "lactation" but I'm not an ultra retard like you who needs help doing the simplest of tasks. At least people like >>12954293 will always be there to spoonfeed you.

>>12954323
>>12954298
>Artist CG
Oh no wonder, I have that category disabled.
Shit.

>>12954324
>living this long without seeing based kedamono

Flan threads die so fast.

Nah. They're just slow.

>>12947708

This is a great image, dude.

Don't let Flan-chan's thread die!

>>12959976
Thanks!

I really love Flan but I dont see her as most of you all do.
Ive always thought of flan as a cute petite teen girl who is just very lonley and love starved.
Things flan likes doing: Cuddling, Kissing, Making things, idle chit chat with friends
things flan doesnt like doing: Being mean, hurting people, breaking things
Because my flan is different from other flans it means that this flan is my waifu and no one elses. That is why I don't mind how you all think and talk about flan cause clearly its not my flan!

>>12960815
That's Flan-tastic, anon.

Oh no! Look out!

>>12963297
IT'S GONNA BLOOOOOOOOOW

>>12960815
do you even print works or extra stage?

Flandre's got a gun

>>12963491
DIck beats gun

>>12963491
Flan loves her magazines.

>you will never accidentally impregnate Flan

>>12964745
How do you accidentally impregnate someone? She leg-locked you too hard and you couldn't pull out? That'd be her fault, not yours.

>>12964761
Sounds accurate.

Or she uses Taboo: Four of a Kind and you have three Flandre's pulling you towards the main Flandre and there's nothing you can do about it.

I want Flan to use Four of a Kind to give me a tongue-bath.

>>12965445
Flandre Scarlet may find you a little more edible than you want to be if there are tongues going every which way.

>>12965223
>taboo 「forced pregnancy」

What if you impregnate each flan before they rejoin? Will she have four babies?

>>12967720
Flan explodes an an 8 armed baby comes out

>>12967720
4 cute little Flans.

More importantly how should you lick and satisfy Flan in OP's picture?

>>12968478
Do you think she would like it if I took her shoes off and started licking her socks?

>>12968478
Lick her cunny.

>>12969781
She wouldn't want that from a prickly neckbeard.

>>12971002
Exactly. That's why I'm doing it.

That throne is specular, how cheap. Anime is really one of the lowest form of art.

>>12968478
Take her to a playground.

Half abandon her and chat to some other humans standing at a distance watching over their wards, for a bit. Smoke a cigarette with them, perhaps.

Come back, take her home. No, she can't buy an ice cream.

>>12971051
It's...it's okay...Flan's used to being abandoned anyway....and mistreated in general...

>>12971332
I don't mean properly abandon. I mean how parents just sort of ditch their kids, and go hob nob with other parents in playgrounds, while watching their kids.

Did that never happen to you?

>>12971429
Letting a kid play by himself in a playground isn't abandoment. What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you needy or something?

>>12971442
>Letting a kid play by himself in a playground isn't abandoment.
Shutup, Savile.

Am I unworthy of Flan?

>>12975692
You must prove yourself to the Flan.

My oc

>>12975754
A wild Flan, bound and naked, with her private parts covered only by a creepy-looking bear plush, is taunting you to try your luck with her. Does your penis take over control, or do you manage to stay calm and deduce that running away is still the best option for staying alive longer than three seconds?

>>12976432
Release the Flan, then slowly back off.

Then call her sister to pick her up.

>>12976432

Not going to lie, I am tempted. The idea of a bound girl that would likely go monster once things got started is very appealing.

>>12976423
Did you cum on your Flan, yet?

Don't listen to her /jp/. Don't let her out!

>>12976630

Can't we allow her around the rest of the manor, rather then just locked up in the basement?

>>12976630
>Nail polish

>>12976908
Shit taste.

>>12976630
Unleash the Flan!

Is this normal?

>>12975754
Why is her left ankle broken?

>>12976990

Your picture or the desire for Flandre?

>>12977054
my desire to Drive and jannyblast

>>12976998
Well. Things happen.

>>12976630
Would I be spared if she did?

>>12984627
Only one way to find out.

>>12954193
What would Flan's milk taste like?

>>12988927
Flan