/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12956583
>Fighting Game
Not if I try to choose the Jinko and the game says "invalid option"

Last thread had some good ideas.
Such a shame they'll never be done.

>>12956588
What ideas? Tell me what those ideas were, tell me now!

Reminder that Centaurs are beautiful.

>>12956590
Not him, but we spent 5 hours the other night talking about the logistics of Final Fantasy Lamias.
That was fun.

>>12956590
Monster pizzeria.
Oni waifu with baby Wurm for pet.
Loli Kamilla holding a round one and smugly smiling.
MGs in tight spandex uniforms.
ect.

>>12956583
Only if all the grapples are sex scenes.

>>12956592
>Cerea is beautiful
FTFY.
Still pending on other centaurs, though.

>>12956597
Shirihebi White mage.
Apophis Black mage.
Lamia Red made.
Echidna Summoner.
Medusa Blue mage.
Wurm Time mage.
Ryu Mime.

>>12956597
BLUE SNAKE A SHIT

>>12956604
Uh, yes.

>>12956598
I thought I had missed something. That's all kind of meh to me.

>>12956605
Now, now, anon. Medusas are olev.
Now, that particular Medusa, she'll need some doing over.

>>12956618
Life trampling, cake scoffing arrogant whore. On a side note I actually do think medusa is shit. You guys have engrained her into my mind as one of those shitty Tsunderes who reset back to Tsun after every dere. Threadcannon needs to quit defiling my mind.

>>12956619
You are the only one to blame for your own thoughts.

>>12956624
Ouch. Still, I'd like to see a story with a decent medusa.

>>12956618
Maybe some tied up sex and mind breaking...

>>12956627
Your destiny is your own. Make your own happiness. I know I do.
Or try to. I'm not so sure I'll ever get there.

>>12956583
>fighting game with MGs

Straight up by the species, or take certain characters?

>>12956637
>Moth-chan
>Special technique is to summon Dio
>they sing Holy Diver as a duet
>time stands still

>>12956631
Eh. I'm making my own happiness with this Oni story. I actually don't really care about Medusa. There are already so many snakes, and there's already a snakelady with snakehair who is also delicious blueberry.

What are some other really nothing monstergirls? I think flying cocaine is one.

>>12956646
Kesaran Pasaran? Indeed.
One day I will show you all the wonders of tender loving femdom. One day.

>>12956605
I mean, instead of focusing on who a shit, we should focus more on who is best girl.
Wurm ties with Apophis for first.

>>12956650
You know what's another really nothing monstergirl? Pot devil. It's like a mimic, but worse.

>>12956657
Wurm suffer many a tragedy.
Apophis ara ara.
Shirihebi buttslut.
The rest if vague.

>>12956645
>Dio
>Not Rainbow in the Dark
>Not Kansas, Carry on my Wayward Son
>Not Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody
Just kidding anon, holy diver best Dio song

>>12956682
>best Dio song
That's not how you spell Temple of the King.

>>12956684
>>12956682
>Moth-chan has the ability to weaponize Dio's songs
>She can use Gate of Babylon

>>12956660
>Echidna's the second oldest, but the strongest in the group, because she summons powerful monsters to do her bidding, including healing, magic shielding, summoning a dragon to decimate foes to dust with lasers, and the king of Valhalla to smite foes with his mighty sword. This effectively makes her the leader. She's usually no-nonsense, but plays with her cuter summons during her free time.

>Ryu doesn't talk much, instead preferring to listen and observe her comrades, learning from them to develop her own strategies to better benefit the team. If you're not looking, she'll be mimicking your every action until she gets bored and finds one of your other party members to study. Her favorite pastime is re-summoning the Echidna's eidolons and making the two mirror match each other.

>Medusa is a blue mage who knows about the abilities of monsters that most scholars would never even dream of studying. Because of this, she proclaims herself to be a genius in terms of monster study rightfully so at times. Still, this natural genius of hers easily gives way to slight arrogance and laziness on her part. She'll often find herself playing pranks on her teammates to stave off her own boredom. That is, when she's not too busy pulling your team in a fight.

>The Red mage Lamia can't seem to find her niche in the group. She took up the sword after finding that you became a knight, and yet wanted to follow the family's study of magic at the same time. In her indecision, she adopts the study of red magic. While being versatile as all get-out, she has a slight inferiority complex, and is afraid, more than anything, of being useless to the team. Still, she dual-wields better than most, and her dualcasting is nothing to laugh at, so she may have herself covered.

Can't believe I wrote all this shit for you.

>>12956684
>best Dio Song
That's not how you spell Lock up the Wolves

>>12956706
Better do Wurm, Apophis, and Shirohebi Buttmage too.

>>12956706
Thanks, man. I enjoyed it more than I thought I would going into it.

>>12956706
>slight arrogance
Daggers in the eyes!

http://exhentai.org/s/c96cfad48f/780228-1

>tfw no vanilla-cuddle addicted kraken waifu to love.

>tfw there isn't kraken daughterus to care, like in sandworm doujin.

>tfw will never have a lovely MG wife and a litter of MG children to care and love.

>life is such a bitch

>>12956660
Buttslut a best snake.

>>12956765
>Heals your wounds and removes poison through anal sex magic
Damn right she is.

>>12956768
What if you get stabbed in the dick?

>>12956717
FIIIIINE!

>This Wurm has tried her hardest to study the ins and outs of the dimensions, and now she can finally call herself a full-fledged Time Mage. Being the youngest, she is easily the most excited to start on the adventure with you and her friends. You may at first find her magic to be...somewhat unorthodox...maybe even useless. But given the chance, she'll prove to be a valuable teammate from the sidelines. She also seems to be able to find weaknesses in the tougher foes before you even encounter them. But don't bother asking why. She'll only tell you that "She's just seen one before."

>This lighthearted Apophis claims to be 19, but everyone knows she's the oldest in the group...even if they choose not to say it out loud. She's a motherly lamia who is a natural at black magic, and can whip up some wicked spells against her enemies, turning foes into stone, ash, pillars of ice--even lowly toads--with a nonchalant, sing-song incantation. She only ever has her eyes closed, but getting her upset is an easy way to seeing the hidden side of her personality. It's generally agreed that whoever makes her upset, most likely deserves whatever punishment she has in store for her perpetrator.

>A Shirohebi working as a White Mage may sound typical, but she has resigned herself to this field of magic since childhood, healing the weak and elderly alike from a young age. Because of this, she is a well-practiced healer, and will gladly heal your wounds during and after battles. She'll prove invaluable against the undead hordes. However, her worst secret is that she is a closet sadomasochist, and gets a certain thrill from pain, to her or you. Of course, she'll do her job dutifully and without hesitation. But if you listen closely, you'll hear her heavy panting while she does.

I couldn't into buttslut, it sounded too ridiculous.

Have you loved your Manticore today?

She loves you!

>>12956778
That'll do, kid.
That'll do.
Seriously, good job even if you didn't do the buttmage part.

>>12956778
>Not wanting an analmancer in your party
I don't even like you.

>>12956791
>>12956778
Not adventuring with your SphincterSorceress

>>12956791
>reviving you through buttsex
>detoxifying you through buttsex
>casting Berserk through buttsex
>casting Holy through anal orgasm

>>12956778
>You took quite a beating from the previous battle.
>Your shoulder is bleeding and needs medical attention
>Shirohebi comes over to heal you
>"D-Don't worry. I'll help!"
>As her healing light fixes the scratch on your arm, you feel a slight pain from it, as though alcohol were being applied to it
>You see a slight smile appear on her lips
>"Heh...Ehee-hee...Heh, does that feel good?"
"I'm sorry, what?"
>"I-I mean, better--does that feel better?"

>>12956802
No, man. Her one good point is being a buttmancer. If I had a healer like that I'd just max out my first aid. Bandages heal everything.

>>12956583
*cracks fingers* awwwwwwwww yeaaaaaah

>>12956802
Regular medic is fine, buttmancer was better though.

>>12956583

>>12956598
>baby Wurm for pet
That sounds cruel.

>>12956818
Why? Do you abuse your pets? Is abusing your pets normal to you?

>>12956588

>>12956818
It's got dog ears and tail taped onto it.
The Wurm think it is a puppy, and the Oni thinks it is as well.
>Oni walking Wurm down the street
>"GAO! GAO!"
>Other monsters stare confusedly

>>12956806
>>12956813
But I...Okay...
Damn.

>>12956592

>>12956828
Hey don't get down, man. That's the buttmancer's job.

>>12956583
I would, and I would also monster girl beat 'em up game, where you have to rescue your husbando who was abducted by paladins and is going to be indoctrinated to hate monsters. I'd probably any monster girl game in general.

>>12956706

>>12956830

I was just wondering the other day where you went. Its still stupid as fuck though, you're only going to get your images deleted.

>>12956828
She can still be canonically a regular WM, but she'll always be be our little Shirihebi.

>>12956747

Monster girl fighting game where the final boss is deruella. And then you beat the shit out of her.

>>12956847
>she moans erotically when you hit her

>>12956844
Stop wastin images lad

>>12956847
>final boss
Come on anon, that's pathetic. You never unlocked the three stages of bossfights AFTER her? Tsk.

>>12956778

>>12956849
You may not know him, but believe me: he doesn't plan to stop.

>>12956836
Who the hell is this autist?
>>12956835
>>12956844

Is he a meta-knight incarnate?
Aren't you guys supposed to mind your image limit now?

>>12956849
>>12956857
Are you guys new? This faggot won't stop 'till the janitor delete everything.

>>12956850
Demon lord, Chief god, and KC?

>>12956783

>>12956855
Just have to wait until our reports are heard and he's removed by the mods/janitors.

>>12956788

>>12956859
>KC
No, an Old One.

>>12956858
I wasn't able to check up for weeks because of work and when I come back here to catch up I see this faget. >>12956852

>>12956861
Yup. Same as always.

>>12956843
Perhaps it would have been best if I hadn't pointed out the spelling error...

>>12956836
Someone didn't read that chatlogs lmao

#steamcrew

>>12956783
Manticores are shit and you know that yourself.

>>12956867
Maybe.
Regardless, we're here now. We could cut back on the buttmagery since we're running low on ideas there.

>>12956870
Nobody reads your logs, dear shitposter.

>>12956861

>>12956863
Where are you even getting all this clip art from?

>>12956873
>my logs
the only logs i leave are in the toilet for janny LMAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i'm talking about the mod logs

>>12956880
>LMAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Autism at its finest.

>>12956877
Buy my product homoz

>>12956881
I wonder if there's some kind of autismo ratio that he figured out. Like, how many O's to every A or something.

>>12956881
Says the guy who spends multiple hours posting about imaginary half-women that will never and can never exist.

>>12956885
This website is AO - Adults Only. As you're all underage, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

>>12956885
It just comes naturally to him, See>>12956884

>>12956887
Wow, you must be really fun at parties.

>>12956881
>pseudo furfags talking about autism

Oh the irony

>>12956893
I'm all natural, just like AoC's mental disorders.

I know you'll be reading this, bae~

>>12956871
>Manticores are love and you know that yourself.

http://pastebin.com/UqabiTt0
>You arrive at a huge brick house built into a hillside overlooking the road.
>Mom is beside you with a large foil-covered tray containing baked ziti.
>You are carrying the ham and Katie - you look back down the road trying to spot her - has the cookies.
>You accidentally stepped on her tail as the three of you were walking and she had the oddest reaction, hunching over in the road with a red face, mumbling incoherently and giggling. And drooling. She seems to drool more than most people.
>Mom insisted Katie just needed a little time alone to collect herself, so the two of you went ahead, but you can't help but feel worried.
>As mom reaches to knock on the door it pops open, revealing a curvy, brunette wurm who looks about ready to pop out of the dirndl she's wearing.
>After staring down at you for a moment she smiles and picks you up in a bone-crushing hug.
>"Ah, herzlich willkommen! Sie müssen Micheal sein!"
>She sets you down with a laugh and you stagger, trying not to drop the ham. You open your mouth to greet her but end up just gasping for air.
>Your mom is not spared. After seeing your reaction she tries scoot backwards in panic but snake-women aren't very efficient in that movement and the large wurm lady quickly captures her.
>Mom's tail wriggles around wildly behind her as she is crushed into the wurm's sizable chest.
>"Und du bist der perversen Mutter! Ich habe über Sie gehört, du böser Frau."
>The wurm gives you mother a conspiratorial grin and sets her down, looking more blue than usual.
>She takes you both by the wrist and leads you around the house to the backyard where you find Devon grilling sausage.
>He nods as he sees you come into sight. "I see you've met my wife Hannah. Hannah, this is Mike and Allison."
>Hannah finally releases you and Mom and you present her with the dishes you brought. She smiles and takes them to an outdoor table, then disappears into the house.

Is there any hope of getting this guy permanently banned?

>>12956895
Yeah, I am! Shame you can't have monster girl parties since they're fake. Maybe next year at dashcon you guys can cosplay and make out???

>>12956900
I apologize to any native speakers reading this.

>>12956901
Probs has a dynamic IP or a proxy, so nope.

>>12956899
Manticores are only one tier above slug girls.

>>12956899

I forget, what do we report this little fuck's posts as?

>>12956901
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha have fun banning two states of cell IPs.

>>12956916
Report as illegal. It'll get delt with faster.

>>12956900
>Und du bist der perversen Mutter!
kek

Morning PRW. Any timeframe for when you'll do the next bit of Alex and Eris? I'm looking forward to more HEALING and TEASING.

>>12956900
Ugh. Germans. We should have left you to the Russians.

>>12956920
I did a bit o' your mother last night, laddie! She'll be needing some healing after that ayy lmao

>>12956925
Given he apologised to any native speakers, I don't think he's German

>>12956583
Is this the monster girl thread?

>>12956934
Despite recent autism posts done by a man child, yes.

>>12956929
I figured he was apologizing for his English.

>>12956912

>Talking shit about slug girls

You're just like my dick: ready for a beating.

>>12956586
Is this the monster girl thread?

>>12956939
then he would have apologised for all of his other, completely English posts rather than waiting until now, I imagine.

>>12956920
Once I come up with some cute pregnant hi-jinx.
>>12956925
I'm actually a filthy Italian.
plz no bully

I'll come back and continue once this guy gets bored.

>>12956945
Yeah, just wait until later.
You'd think the mods would have found a way around dynamic IP by now.

>>12956944
I'd assume if he was in the business iof apolozing he it would have been to his parents.

>>12956588
Is this the monster girl thread?

>>12956939
wait, w-what's wrong with my English?

>>12956590
Is this the monster girl thead?

>>12956592
Is this the monster girl thread?

>>12956953
W-what isn't, kid? Don't quit your day job to fap (slang for masturbate) to furry shit professionally.

>>12956960
>>12956955
>>12956952
>>12956941
>>12956934

No! This is Patrick!

>>12956597
Is this the monster girl thread?

Well it was only a matter of time until this no life queer tracked us down.
Hopefully the mods will take care of him soon.
Hopefully...

>>12956598
Is this the monster girl thread?

>>12956945
I kind of want to see a day in the life of pendant-chan the ex manticore.

Being bored/petrified and starting to feel awful as she learns the terrible sob story that is Alex's life to date.

>subhuman eye-tie
Your English is pretty solid for a degenerate nah, you guys are alright

>>12956944
germanfag here, that was probably google translator


should be
>"Und sie sind diese perverse Mutter! Ich habe über Sie gehört, sie böse Frau."

although I would replace "böse" bei "kranke" (direct translation of that would be "illness" but it's one of those weird context-sensitive words which can be applied here)

first sentence was correct though

>>12956600
Is this the monster girl thread? (Dubs)

>>12956972
>no life queer
coming from someone who practically erp's furry OC, thanks!

>>12956976
Yeah, it looked like translator output

You can use "sick" in a similar context in English, but it's less common/more of a slang usage

>>12956602
Is this the monster girl thread?

>>12956604
Is this the monster girl thread?

>>12956605
Is this le monster girl thread

>>12956608
Is this the monster girl thread?

>>12956615
Is this the monster girl thread?

>two threads in a row get 404'd before hitting 3K
Did Onima Reigns win the Royal Rum-Ball or something?

>>12956618
Is this ye olde monster girl thread?

>>12956976
>>12956990
It was, thanks for the correction, I'll put your sentence in when I get around to pastebinning it.

>>12956917
Who is this monster girl supposed to represent?

>>12957007
Epic otaku cultural reference bro!

>>12957007
/jp/ won the Moot's favorite board of all time bowl
So now all fags from other boards are posting here

>>12957010
If you ask AoC or BurnWard, it's only Trevor, just like me.

>>12957012
Even Dead That Guy is a Pain in My Ass

>>12957012
Another storm is brewing.
Time to get the Waterworld pictures ready for the next board.

>>12957012
Hahaha cool story bro 8^]
p.pomf. /
5801

>>12956619
Is this the monster girl thread

>>12956624
Is this the monster girl thread?

>Daddy?

>>12956627
Is this the monster girl thread?

>>12956984
Smoke weed everyday

>>12957016
I think someone should make more of them.
>>12957026
>waifu cries in the corner

>>12957031
At this rate they should make more.
They were good.

>>12957033
I just find it odd how often I was on them.

>>12957026
Okokokok I got two or so more lmao mod? More like mad rofl

>>12957036
It'd be nice if I appeared in one.
Though coming back from work and seeing this shit is pretty depressing. No MGK tonight.

And finally, reminder that you can't ban ban evaders.

You've been a great audience! I'll be here till I feel like leaving, thank you!

>>12957041
>No MKG tonight
You just want Junko to freeze to death, don't you? And Alpie still hasn't built her that house.

>>12957052
Do I want her to? No.
Do I feel like doing anything when these people are shitting over everything? No. I'm going to /haniho/.
Don't burn everything down.

>>12957056
All that is required for tigers to perish is that writefags do nothing.

>>12957059
What she is shitposting about?

>>12957066
>Fuck mouse girls, seriously
>Werewolves a shit too
>Best cat is where it's at

>>12957066
/ss/

>>12957059
I'm not doing nothing.
I'm just going to talk about Rance related things, and maybe bully that fucking awful ninja a little.

>>12957071
Disgusting

>>12957066

She's writing fapfiction.

It seems nobody contribmooted to the recap so here ya go:

TIP recap anon. Again.
I know I suck at this, but someone's got to do it.

Baby MG's with plush bones
Yuki-ona finally gets some drawfaggotry.
Canadian bear is tired of your shit.
Janitors decide we're all furries. Guess liking polt is legal now.
Kiki's have some weird ass legs
Anons nuke nevada, get raped by gecko girls
Anon is an old coot who has Vietnam flashbacks
Delicious (?) brown jinko
Loen continues being based
Be sandworm, cry a lot
Albino, female slenderman cometh
Do lamias have buttholes? The world may never know.
Wurms with time revert spells, Blue Medusas who need to die in a fire.
Be lonely with white, Japanese cyclops.
Anon clarifies the differences between the many MGC's
We fight about hellhounds
We fight about Kiki's
We fight about shitty(?) writers
Shitty(?) writers respond
We fight about vore.
MG's in war thunder.
Touhou MG's, dibs on the wolf.
Spiky oni wants a boyfriend.
less draws mb's, and an mg hydra
Elves are sluts
Anon NTR's his childhood friend
Cyber-augmented cocks
Don't date Kumiho's
PantyQuest delivars
We Have a discussion about animal traits, and conclude that so long as you don't have a muzzle, you're cool.
Tanuki stock exchange is unstable as fuck
Big fluffy paws are actually just cancer.
Curvy, lazy wurms and final fantasy
Muh Yanpires
MGU creates abominations, anons resort to mindbreaking themselves to purge their memories
>Not getting /fit wit yor waifu fuking 0/10 cuck teir husbando
No, tails are NOT erogenous zones

Based anons may contrimoot to recap with shit not here that they liked, as allways.

>>12956975
I do have plans for her, just trying to figure out where to go with it.

>>12957085
>curvy, lazy Wurms and final fantasy
It was Wyvern, actually. And what about MGK and Jimmy becoming Lord of the Dance after dodging bullets from Pharaoh and Anubis' father's machine guns?

>>12956583
It seems nobody contribmooted to the recap so here ya go:

TIP recap anon. Again.
I know I suck at this, but someone's got to do it.

Baby MG's with plush bones
Yuki-ona finally gets some drawfaggotry.
Canadian bear is tired of your shit.
Janitors decide we're all furries. Guess liking polt is legal now.
Kiki's have some weird ass legs
Anons nuke nevada, get raped by gecko girls
Anon is an old coot who has Vietnam flashbacks
Delicious (?) brown jinko
Loen continues being based
Be sandworm, cry a lot
Albino, female slenderman cometh
Do lamias have buttholes? The world may never know.
Wurms with time revert spells, Blue Medusas who need to die in a fire.
Be lonely with white, Japanese cyclops.
Anon clarifies the differences between the many MGC's
We fight about hellhounds
We fight about Kiki's
We fight about shitty(?) writers
Shitty(?) writers respond
We fight about vore.
MG's in war thunder.
Touhou MG's, dibs on the wolf.
Spiky oni wants a boyfriend.
less draws mb's, and an mg hydra
Elves are sluts
Anon NTR's his childhood friend
Cyber-augmented cocks
Don't date Kumiho's
PantyQuest delivars
We Have a discussion about animal traits, and conclude that so long as you don't have a muzzle, you're cool.
Tanuki stock exchange is unstable as fuck
Big fluffy paws are actually just cancer.
Curvy, lazy wurms and final fantasy
Muh Yanpires
MGU creates abominations, anons resort to mindbreaking themselves to purge their memories
>Not getting /fit wit yor waifu fuking 0/10 cuck teir husbando
No, tails are NOT erogenous zones
Dragon chefs
Adpoted wurms
I want to give an oni a hornjob


Based anons may contrimoot to recap with shit not here that they liked, as allways.

>>12957096
>>12957097
Ah yes. A miss-type and me trying to save space, respectively.

Starfish Monster girl
>Cut a limb off and the limb becomes a new Starfish Girl

>>12957100
I see.
There was also the Oni getting a baby Wurm for a pet after killing her kitten and puppy by accident.

>>12957097
>Janitors decide we're all furries.

Shit, if he/she really hates us, then I'm definitely upset. I don't blame him/her, though, he/she did an excellent job containing our autism ever since we were kicked into this board.

>>12957102
Infinite waifus/daughterus?

>>12957107
This was back on /a/ with that one douche bag mod.

>>12957109
Potentially

>>12957102
Leave to do some husband shit, kissing the waifu goodbye. Come back, everything mostly as you left it, but the waifu seems real tense for some reason. Open the fridge door and out falls a miniature version of your waifu. Seems she slammed the door on herself. Get the daughter? out and get some leftovers. Go to the microwave, another daughter falls out. Look at waifu, she just shrugs. Whatever. Heat your food and finish eating. Notice you've made yourself dirty, go to laundry room and open wash-another daughter. How many of these has she made in such a short while? Move to the bedroom, and be greeted by a dozen daughterus pillow fighting.

You want a divorce.

They all gangbang you that night.

>>12957097
>No mention of the Grimagia downfall

That was pretty major, who'd you miss that?

>>12957171
Didn't they collapse because of only having 3500 for printing left?

>>12957174
Entire team of everyone but the creator left when after weeks of not communicating with them they found out he somehow only had $3,500 left. Then one of the anonymous staff members posted a few chat logs and about how it was literally all finished but he kept making dumb minor changes.

We'll never get a good Monster Girl game, let's face it.

>>12957187
>let's face it
Was there ever some kind of slimmer of hope that something nice would happen?

>>12957187
Doesn't this sound oddly familiar?
Like that one VN attempt?
And we may get one if we go indie. I've had a couple ideas for games, but who hasn't, that could work if I learned to make metroidvanias and platformer shooters.

>>12956900
>Hannah comes back with a keg under one arm, the other balancing a platter piled with loaded potato skins. She starts bustling about, setting out plates and talking to your mother who responds in short and hesitant sentences.
>You go to stand next to Devon and look over the assortment of meats on the grill.
>He glances at his wife and shakes his head. "She speaks English just fine. She's just happy to have somebody to use her own language on."
>"You don't understand it?"
>"Only bits and pieces I picked up from her over the years, not enough for conversation."
>He glances around, "Katie?"
>"She's coming. Needed to take a pit-stop."
>Now that he brought it up, you also notice an absence. "Omni?"
>He points to a far corner of the yard that contains a large square of sand, "Kids are in the sandbox." He shakes his head and sighs "Regretting building the thing now. Can never get them out unless we tempt them out with food."
>You can't see anyone in it so you walk closer to take a look. Once you get closer you see the sand holds dozens of holes of every shape and size.
>You stop when a tiny wurm rises up out of the sand right in front of you. She looks to be three or four. You wave at her and she lowers herself back into her hole, looking at you over the rim.
>"Say hi, Lily" Devon mutters, attention on the grill.
>The little wurm looks at her dad then back at you before raising a sand-encrusted claw and waving at you.
>*Kyun*
>You hear your mother make some weird sound effect and turn to look at her, then freeze.
>She has that look. The look she got when she saw the neighbors puppies. You had to pick her up and carry her home to get her away from those things. That wasn't easy, she is not a light woman.
>She suddenly slithers toward the sandbox at full-speed, calling out "Cutieeeee~"
>The wurm, sensing danger, disappears into her burrow.

>>12957200
>*action*
Next time don't do that.

>>12957209
Not him but you're being awfully autistic.

>>12957209

It's part of his story mang.

>>12957211
>Defending *actions*
*Unsheaths Fedora*

>>12957220
>being even more autistic
Can't you see what you're becoming? I don't even know you anymore!

>>12957219
That may be so, but most people here won't see it positively.
He could try doing different methods, such as having certain actions and sfxes in all caps like WHAM, BAM, KAZAM, and ZUN.

One day you are going home. Suddenly this happens
Wat do?

*bonnet tipping intensifies*

>>12957233

>Astaroth

Succubutt in disguise. I'm on to you, black scleras.

>>12957233
Take her home, initiate wedding night.

>>12957233
Ask her what this is from before breeding a superior race.

>>12957233
>Astaroth
>Not Asmodeus
Shit Demon.

>>12957200
>Mom enters the sandbox and tries to coax the wurm out, to no avail.
>Eventually she tries crawling into the hole herself, only to be foiled by her ample bosom.
>A different wurm, this one even smaller, peeks at her from another hole.
>When mom notices she dives toward the girl but catches only sand, stopped once again by her womanly figure.
>You sigh and settle in at the table, digging into the potato skins and watching your mom.
>She doesn't make much progress, except at ruining her sundress.
>You turn when you hear someone approaching. Katie wanders into view and spots you.
>She looks much better now; very refreshed.
>She greets Devon and his wife, then asks Hannah "Where should I put the cookies?"
>Your mother jumps as a dozen little wurm heads pop out of holes in the sandbox. You spot Omni among them.
>One of the older ones, maybe 11 or so, asks "Cookies?"
>Katie, surprised, turns to them and smiles, "Yeah, I just made them last night."
>You try to stop her but it's too late.
>The ground erupts with a swarm of little wurms, barreling down on her as fast as they can move.
>A moments hesitation is all they need. By the time Katie turns to run, the leader has her by the ankle. She is pulled under the wave like a sandcastle in the surf.

>>12957209
It's not an action. His mom made a sound effect. Like, with her mouth, she said it. Was gunna use quotes but figured it would confuse people, couldn't think of a better alternative. I'll skip it next time if it bothers people.

>>12957267
Don't stop doing something just because it "triggers" autists.

>>12957267
As I said, try doing sound effects in all caps.

>>12957200
>She's coming
>>12957260
>very refreshed

>>12957272
Slut.

>>12957272
Hot.

>>12957272

>Press_to_dispense_eye_laser.jpg

It makes sense now.

>>12957268
>Don't stop being autistic because people tell you to!

>>12957233
>Astaroth
Sing me the song of your people.

>>12957282
Your image isn't really supporting what you say.

>Lookin' good there, boya. How much for 48 hours?

>>12957282
I'm kind of surprised it bothers anyone. I mean its autistic in a normal post, but I'd figure a greentext would be a perfectly appropriate place to use it.

>>12957298

>[x] (neutral, bored stare + silence)

>>12957298
A crate of sake and a week at your best lodgings.

>>12957298
>P-Please ma'am, I'm just passing through. I'm not that kind of boy...

>>12957298
>You've got the wrong guy. I don't work here

>>12957298
>"Depends on what you have in mind."

>>12956583
It's called "Bloody Roar" and "Darkstalkers"

>>12957268
>>12957282
>>12957304
It reminds people of Gaiakids I suppose. They don't want them back.

>>12957316
But those have monsterboys!

But seriously, I could see it happening if the people behind Arcana Heart did it.

>>12957328
>Arcana Heart

I'd rather cut my fingers off.

>>12957298
2,000 and all the food and drink I can stomach.

>>12957298
Your hand in marriage.

>People want a standard Monster Girl fighting game
>Not a Smash Bros. esque one

>>12957330
Whhat's wron with it? I mentioned it because that's the "all girl" fighter that came to mind, the west has never done something like that right?

Is Skullgirls western?

>>12957337
Preschool's that way kid.

>>12957337
Some people like standard fighters, some people like Smash
It's different tastes, really

>>12957338
I think so.

But I'd rather not play a MG fighter, I suck ass at them.

>>12957342
At least I'm not the only one. i like fighters and love learning about them and its lore and matchups and all that stuff
But fuck that if you think I'm good at playing one

>>12957342
>>12957347
>not gittin gud

I swear to Black Alice...

>>12957352
I've tried to get good for months of time.

I'm just not good.

>>12957352
Sorry sempai, but I just can't get good

http://pastebin.com/K4Cwhd4S

Lewd Wyvern Greentext from yesterday for the day crew

>>12957260
>Hannah eventually manages to pull Katie out of the wurmpile.
>The kids get a single cookie each and no more until after dinner. A few grumble but they all slither back to the sandbox at a sharp glare from their mother.
>All except one. Your mom managed to capture Lily in the confusion. She looks resigned to her fate, hanging in Mom's arms with her tail dangling below.
>Well, mom is happy at least.
>Soon Steve arrives with-
>A brown elf.
>Katie and Mom glare at him until they realize it is the same elf, just somehow brown now.
>"Mike, Devon, ladies." Steve greets everyone with a nod.
>"Uh, hey Steve, Luth-" you cut off at a nudge in the ribs from Steve. You look at him in confusion and he whispers to you "She figured out where I got that from."
>Loud enough for everyone to hear he says "You all remember Layla." So a song this time?
>After a brief exchange of greetings you ask the elf "Weren't you, um, a little more vanilla last time we met?"
>Steve responds "Ah, just a bit of cinnamon in the summoning catalyst I use. What do you think?"
>Layla smiles and spins in a circle, showing off her arms and legs.
>"Uh, very nice. That doesn't screw up your spell?"
>"Nah, just increases the likelihood of femdom in the resultant rape."

>>12957320
I guess that's fair.
I don't really use sound effects anyways, generally don't like them. Just stuck it in there for comedic effect. Oh well.

>>12957336
Correct response.

>>12957373
>Being able to decide the flavour of your rape
What manner of black magic is this?

>>12957387
Elemental summoning, Anon.
Rape elemental summoning

>>12957381
Of course it is, she's literally perfect in every way. High class, rich, perfect hair color, perfect hair, cute horns, sexy thighs, thighhighs, classy pipe, good taste in furniture and clothing, forward personality and "boya". I can't help but want to be with her forever.

>>12957387
>>12957396
Rape elementals have no combat abilities but they do have a passive aura that buffs all party members with +30 rape

Hey guys, hear me out:

Nanomachine Monster Girls

>>12957402
WAIT I JUST THOUGHT UP SOMETHING DEVIOUS What if we summon rape elementals... for the other side?

>>12957406
I, wait
but
but then
but then we wont get raped

>>12957406

>>12957405
How this will work Anon?
How we can give love, cuddles and handholding to somethin in microscopic scale?

>>12957417
We will love them with the every fiber of our being.

Is this the monster girl general thread?

>>12957412
>>12957414
Oooohhh, I see what you're saying.
You clever bastard, I'll follow you to the end!

>>12957417
The work together to for one monster girl whose shape and body changes at their discretion?

>>12957424
>>12957414
>>12957412
What we do is, we infiltrate the enemy with our magespies, and at the outbreak of battle, we give the signal for the spies in the other side to conjure their elements of rape, buffing the enemy with +100% rape. And then from there, every action they take has a 100% likelyhood of ending in rape!

If cinnamon=femdom, what if you add sugar?
salt?
...pepper?

>>12957432
This is the greatest tactic since Formation D in LOGH.

>>12957433
>>12957432
So do we come to a consensus and all summon the same type of rape? Or just let everyone pick what they want and hope to get lucky?

>>12957448
Leave it to fate.

>>12957417
No Anon, I mean the Monster Girl would have Nanomachines in her. She'd be super powerful and tough. Have you even wanted a Monster Girl that could protect your smile and start a revolution? She could do that for you.

>>12957433
I would add delicious salty tears from suffering

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Is this the monster girl general thread?

>>12957464
what's your first guess?

Is this the monster girl general thread?

>>12957451
What kinda rape would you get by adding milk and salty coins?
>>12957470
Don't feed it

>>12957470
Anon, don't get the bait.

>>12957470
Im not sure. No one will tell me.

>>12957474
Is this the monster girl general thread?

>>12957473
Well lets hope you like the pop up pirate game.

Is this the monster girl general thread?

>>12957456

I really don't know what to think about MG's with nanomachines.
We already have plenty of sturdy and strong MG's.
The great majority of them are far enough stronger than human beings.

>>12957479
Dude i love the pop up pirate game! Wanna play?

>>12957486
It's not rape if you ask nicely.

>>12957485
Than Nanomachines make them even stronger.

They can play College Ball now. Maybe even go pro.

>>12957502
Not if they join the Navy

>>12957502
And then you get rapped one day while shes out.

Hospitalized after an aphrodisiac overdose.

That's when she runs for Senator and begins building her own group of prostutes, monster and man, creates new, stronger aphrodisiacs, and builds a band of cybernetic MG "assassins"

She becomes a part of the Rape-economy so she can end the Rape-economy.

All of this for you

>>12957494
>you will never live in dorm with cute genki loli
;_;

>>12957502
>>12957513
>>12957517
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!

>>12957527
Life is sad isn't it?
>>12957529
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>>12957529
Sundowner: Oni/Ogre

Sam: Salamander

Mistral: Kraken

Monsoon: Living Doll

>>12957534
MGR2 when? I want Raiden to fight his own war already.

>>12957485
>>12957502
>>12957517
>>12957529
OK. After seeing all this possibilities I'm already sure that I don't want MG+nanomachines.
Stephen Hawking was fuckin right when he says that nanotechnology is dangerous and a real threat to mankind.

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Is this the monster girl general thread?

Is this the monster girl general thread?

>>12957550
Polio is a threat to mankind but we managed that well enough.

Is this the monster girl general thread?

Is this the monster girl general thread?

>>12957550

But anon, don't you want a white haired cyborg lizardman to protect your smile?

Her tsundere cyber-werewolf companion mocking the two of you only to cuddle during the night?

Is this the monster girl general thread?

Is this the monster girl general thread?

Is this the monster girl general thread?

>You will never be patrolling the waters of the last free human nation in your armored cruiser.
>You will never finish off a Monstergirl Empire light cruiser only to realize it was a trap as a battlecruiser comes over the horizon.
>You will never grip the rails on the bridge as you hear the 7.5 inch rifles of X and Y 7turrets range in on the battlecruiser and score hits at 18000 yards to no effect other than minor fires.
>You will never nearly shit yourself as 12-inch shells plunge into the water around your cruiser, and eventually straddle.
>You will never order all-ahead flank and turn around at 30-knots to make a hero run with your torpedoes.
>You will never feel the roar of an concussion that throws you to the deck as a 12-inch shell explodes in your machinery
>You will never see Q-turret taken clean-off the ship by another hit that strikes with an enormous WHANG!
>You will never be picked up out of the wreckage and dominated by wolfgirl marines

Iron Ships and Iron Ladies when

>>12957565
Yeah, but polio don't have Artificial Intelligence and capacity of control your body if it wants.
Just imagine some crazy freak spreading nanomachines without the 3 Asimov's laws in their programs?

>>12957565

No. Now this thing of nanomachines is really freaking me.

>>12957580
So greygoo ending?

>>12957572
>No. Now this thing of nanomachines is really freaking me.

Sorry. Linked wrong comment.

>>12957534
>Kraken
>not Tetra arms
>Not Hechatonchiere

>>12957580
Not to barge in on this conversation about Nanomachines, but I think AI's are much MUCH more scary that nanaomachines

So this is the power of autism.
Not bad.

>>12957577
>dreadnoughts and monstergirls

For what purpose?

Victorian prim-and-proper officers with crazy beards trying to keep a stiff upper lip as they are raped by monstergirls in the brig?

>>12957586
Don't worry, just avoid the nano-injecton and wait for an ara-ara lamia to solve everything

>>12957592
Your dead Kittan,

>>12957580
but if you think about it we're already full of nanostuffs. There are more bacterial cells in the human body than human cells, and they already influence out appetites to an extent.
I for one welcome our nanomachine AI overlords.

>No Chubby Wurm baby to give upsies and give raspberries to.

>>12957595
>dead
>not living on as spiral energy

Get good beastman.

>>12957601
Please, stop.
Don't make my day more miserable.

>>12957601
>There will be a day when she is too heavy for upsies.

Are you prepared for that day anon?

>>12957593
>First mate, It appears that this harlot is trying to lay with me.

>Is that what shes doing sir? For a second I thought she was pretending to be a dead fish.

>>12957601
Truly Victor Hugo should have written about us.

Is this the monster girl general thread?

Is this the monster girl general thread?

Is this the monster girl general thread?

Is this the monster girl general thread?

>>12957610
>Not lifting day by day, preparing to Upsies your Wurm daughteru for as long as she wants them.
>Even if that time is never

>>12957617
Nanomachines son.

And now we've come full circle.

So this is it huh, we're really dying.

>>12957622
One troll does not kill a thread. Now listen to something soothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgXFA_yP3jw

>>12957620
That, or relying on your waifu and MAMONOMANA to do it for you.

>>12957622
Its noon on a monday.

Anons have work or classes.

>>12957622
It's the middle of the day on a weekday; people have work and school. Also, we're still on page 1.

>>12957617
>Anon gets fit by just giving his daughteru upsies

>>12957622
Until we're dead, we're alive, don't start doomsaying, it's pathetic. You want to be a sad sack you're welcome to do so in/rk9/ or /soc/.

>>12957622
Just a low point, nothing more. Nothing to be discouraged over.

See it again, just thing he's saying "my hovercraft is full of eels".

>>12957632
But if your waifu does the upsies it isn't you giving them to her.

Can you really loook in your wurm tearful eyes and tell her she's too big for upsies?

>>12957622
Is this the monster girl general thread?

Is this the monster girl general thread?

Is this the monster girl general thread?

>>12957634
>>12957643
I thought we were all NEETs here.

>>12957645
>13-year-old Wurm
>9 meters long, weighs about two metric tons
>"Daddy, I want upsies!"
Saitama training is mandatory.

>>12956598
None of those sounds really interesting, to be honest.

Is this the monster girl general thread?

>>12957610
>A collier appears and says that he'd do her
>IsThisWorkingClassScumSerious.jpg
>"Harlot as she might be, she is an officer and deserves to be treated with a modicum of respect"
>The first mate mutters to you, "Sir, it appears as though she want to make you regret those words"

>>12957650
Nope.

I work second shift, that's why I'm here.

>>12957653
>Daughteru wraps around your leg until you do.

>Waifu thinks you two are playing a game and joins in.

Is this the monster girl general thread?

>>12957635
So damn cute.

Will Mono finish these pictures?
>>12957661
More or less, yeah, according to the OP.

>>12957660
>Mamma Wurm
>16 meters long, weighs about 5 tons

>>12957654
Most of the stuff people like him get excited over is no more than "New Hat" syndrome.

>>12957601

>Working at a MG daycare
>Feel a tug on your leg
>"Hey mister"
>"Yeah?"
>"Why don't you smile more?"
>"Ah, well, I never was that good at it"
>"But it's so easy! You need more practice!"
>"You're right. I've been slacking."
>"Ah! You smiled!"

>>12957667
>Wurm bigger than a semi-trailer
That's over double the size of Miia

>>12957680
She's a large woman

>>12957674
>"Ah! You smiled!"
HHNNNGH. Why?
>>12957680
>a Dragon is larger than a snake
Yes, and?

>>12957674
This is why I hate kids.

>>12957684
>>12957685
Keeping proportions the same, her human bits would be over ten feet tall.

>>12957685
>a snake cannot eat a dragon

How wrong they were.

>>12957684
>tears in her eyes

>"Husband thinks I'm fat?"

>eats an ice cream store in depression

>>12957622
>Moots leaving 4chan
>IRC Logs confirm the mods fucking hate us and even wanted us to move to /c/
>Grimagia goes belly-side up
>Drawfags and Writefags leaving these threads en mass
>Obama trying to end internet encryption because fuck you
>Social Justice on the rise
>The EMG Monster Girl VN canned
>My grilled cheese tastes a bit stale

Have you ever wanted to watch the world burn like this? I didn't.

>>12957653
She is your daughteru, she needs all the parental love you can give

>>12957097
>Loen continues being based
Did he draw something new? Is he back from wherever he's been?

>>12957233

>"Surely you have me mistaken for someone else?"

>>12957698
>leaving these threads en mass
I haven't noticed that one.

>>12957697
.be fat
>do something compulsively that will make you even fatter

I knew wurms were dumb, but not 3DPD dumb.

>>12957690
Can't I have big Wurms if I want them?

>>12957713
Her skull is the size of the pumpkin that won the county fair.

This isn't regular wurms. This is giantism territory. Which can be touchy here because of all the stuff that goes with it.

>>12957722
>Sandworms can be big
>Wurms can't
Fine. She's the size of a fucking Lamia so the autists don't get triggered.

>>12957456
>>12957502
>>12957529

Monstergirls are already fuckstrong because of Mamono mana. Giving them nanomachines makes it unfair as fuck. Hell they might as well force all of us into becoming subs or even cumpumps whenever they want if you're gonna make them that powerful.

Leave the cool machinery to us humans.

>>12957722
>spoiler meme
ha ha

>>12957722
how big is a county fair winning pumpkin? i don't think it's vore big

>>12957726

Sandworms have human bits the size of human bits.

>>12957730
I already said I give up. What more do you want from me?

>>12957727
Hey, if they do that, there's only one place to go, GARY STU. I'd embrace it proudly.

>>12957731
Admit horse pussy and Sabbath are shit.

>>12957729

They're big.

>>12957650
Don't worry, I'm also NEET

>>12957740
What for? Everyone knows that.

>>12957698

>The EMG Monster Girl VN canned

What

I didn't know that even existed

>>12957726
>>Wurms can't
Eh, but all dragons can transform into huge old dragon form, including wurm

>>12957748
Same.

>>12957747
Take it on faith.

>>12957698
>IRC Logs confirm the mods fucking hate us and even wanted us to move to /c/
Really? How come I haven't seen said logs, then?

>>12957650
Nope, college here.

>>12957740
You a shit
Lolis are love
Lolis are life

>>12957759
That's no excuse not to color Octowitch. Bad dog!

>>12957757
Janitor deleted them. But he's also lying. There's the shitposting guy from /a/ that fucking hated us.

The /jp/ mod literally has (monstergirls.are.olev) as his domain in chat.

>>12957762
Brainwashed niichan pls go.

I don't hate lolis, just Sabbath and their forced conversion. Baphomet a shit though.

>>12957769
Shitposter-kun is still after us?

>>12957632
wow she's cute, who is she? Looks a little like pic related

>>12957698
>>12957757

You know that phase you go through in life where you're so worried and spooked about the face that you're gonna die someday that you start to get really fucking pissed out of sheer denial? I'm feeling kinda like that about the future of these threads.

>>12957773
>doesn't know Tamamo
Go play MGQ.

>>12957757
just google 4chan irc logs, or /pol/ leak. There's a huge thread about it with all logs posted on 4+4chan.

>>12957772
Maybe occasionally, but mostly hounding the Monster Musume threads in /a/ now.

Our janitor is a great janitor and doesn't put up with that shit.

>>12957771
All mgs brainwash their husbands. No exceptions

>>12957779
I've been to a few of those threads on /a/ and haven't noticed anything like that. They just don't have a lot to talk about.

Also, what is with all the shitposting?
I notice there's some deleted posts near the start of the thread, and people talking about the German language. What's with that?

(I might delete this post in a few minutes anyway, just to keep this conversation short.)

>>12957773
I still remember that picrelated
Good old hentai

>>12957373
>Food finishes cooking and Hannah, Devon, and Katie of all people, round up the kids and you all start in.
>The food is great, and the beer Hannah brought out is the best you ever tasted.
>Turns out she runs a small brewery in the back half of the house. Thought it seemed a little big, even for such a large family.
>Spend most of the meal talking to Steve about modifying spells through altering their catalysts.
>You aren't very interested until you start to see how it could apply to your healing spells.
>Making a healing spell cause sexual aggression doesn't sound very useful, but there are a lot of different modifiers you could try.
>Mom spends the whole meal stuffing food into the poor wurm in her lap, wiping her mouth, and playing with her little ear fins.
>After the meal is finished, the wurm swarm tears into the cookies. They finally settle down for a while once they get their hands on them.
>Katie was helping keep them under control for most of the meal.
>Devon thanks her and adds "It's impressive you can handle them so well. It has been getting tough lately, even for Hannah and me."
>You respond "Ah, she has been joining Mom and I in our workouts lately. She's already in much better shape than before - we'll have her fit in no time."
>For some reason the conversation dies out at that. Everybody suddenly seems focused on the kids, or picking at lint on their clothes.
>Everybody except Hannah. She grins at your mom and Katie then bursts into roaring laughter.
>Maybe she misunderstood what you said, English isn't her first language after all.

>>12957783
What I'm talking about is the "Don't you dare talk about anything but this one Manga ever!" Not that I care. I like it better here, especially without the Rachfags and such.