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So every dad in MGK owns a fully automatic gun and shoots at any boy near their daughteru?

>>12950497
Why couldn't this have been MGE's Scylla?
This is way better than the MGE one

>>12950503
You're kidding right? Have you seen those crotch heads?

>>12950504
>implying that's a bad thing

Crow tengu is eternal love

/v/ is having a meltdown in the super jello academy thread, it seems they hate futa as much as we do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhhDbaah9DQ

I'm ready to fight the good fight.

>>12950502
In a world where Charlton Heston is the most alpha being in the universe...

So I got ahold of those leaked logs, no thanks to the joker at the end of last thread. Only about halfway through the first, and all I've confirmed is that.

VCR is pro-monsterboy
and Jesus Christ do they talk about Monster Hunter a LOT

>>12950512
>Heston World mode
>Jimmy becomes Postal Dude

>>12950506
Yes I am.

Not gonna put my dick anywhere near that.

>>12950502
Of course. All these boys nowadays, thinkin' girls are so easy, and they just flock to 'em like flies!

Have you seen 'em?! Like that Jimmy!
Our Daughterus can't seem to sort out the bad lot, so it's our duty to do so!

>>12950513
Everyone likes MH.

>"Look Anon, I got a spell that gives me legs for a little while...Don't worry I will go back in a few hours"

>>12950519
>Wurm's dad owns an RPG
>Aims it 5cm away from Jimmy's face when he's over

>"Are you sure...this looks ....good on me?"

>>12950521
I hate the fuck out of it.

But I keep playing it hoping for it to get good.

>>12950513
Link?

>>12950526
>"It's not the mid outfit like I wanted, but you sure look stunning in it."

Goat girls anyone?

>>12950522
But that just raises more questions!

>>12950529

Just search for 4chan mod leaks, I pulled the link off a cached /pol/ thread.

>>12950513
Who or what is VCR?

>inb4 movie players before dvds and whatever the fuck else

>>12950535
I think he goes in the IRC.
Never talks though.

>>12950535
Primary moderator of /jp/.

>>12950527
>hating it
If it's not good now it won't get any better for you.
Stop playing and find something you may enjoy.

>>12950531
No thanks. I'm a worshiper of the Elephant Girl deity Ganesha.

>>12950540
I never give up anon.

>>12950543
Yuki's are cool.

>>12950525
>Be little Jimmy
>Vistit your Wurm friend.
>Ring the door bell
>Door opens, rocket flies by your face
>Wurms dad stands in the door
>"Oh hey Jimmy, I missed you..."

Man, as if life in MGC wasn't difficult enough...

>>12950513

So are you saying VCR is Janet?

>>12950545
>Dat head
Heh. How absolutely disgusting

>>12950549
MGK isn't in MGC.
It's in Arizona.

>>12950540
Dat bone plushie. Dat purple onsie. Dem tiny meaty paws.

>>12950545
Ugly as sin. Your taste a shit.

>>12950539
You're happy about this?

>>12950553
That's even worse.

>>12950556
> even worse
At least it isn't MGC-LA.

>>12950553
Can I actually mark that as canon, or you just trollan us?

>>12950478
It's not really surprising we where blaming mods from the getgo when things started to deteriorate on /a/, them and /co/ for some reason

>>12950513

3/4 done with the first one.

Main notes from 2 years before the exodus

Several of them liked monstergirls
One liked monsterboys
All of them hated when the threads try to post NSFW stuff
One wanted to kick the threads off /a/ with a passion since that long ago. It was scrubador.

>>12950559
Trolling.
It's in Washington, the land of rain, trees, bears, rain, rain, wolves, and rain.

>>12950558
Man I'm glad up here in Canada there's only one MGC, and it's in the worst city and worst province.

>>12950558
Eh, good point.

MGC-Detroit when?

>"Anon, want to come with me to the Lara's place and go swimming? she has a heated pool"

>>12950568
After MGC-Jersey Shore

>>12950566
>Worst City
>Worst Province
It's not anywhere near Toronto, Ontario.

It's just a bit north-ish of Edmonton, Alberta.
Not the best city, but best Province for sure.
Worst hockey team though.

>>12950568

That hellhole is MGC prime.

>>12950568
Then there's Monster Girl Mexico.

With all the dangerous Monster Girl cartels run there, a lot of men 'disappear'.

>>12950566
MGC Alberta?
Be glad its not MGC Quebec!

>>12950581
>MGC Quebec

I take it back, MGC Quebec is #1 priority for being purged.

>>12950581
>Quebec
I stand corrected.
That would be worse than Ontario.

>>12950575
Ooohh...That's not great.

>>12950578
>>12950580
You know..I think I'll just stay where I am.

>>12950571
Depends if my Paladin old man will let me, you know how he gets.

>>12950562
>All of them hated when the threads try to post NSFW stuff

I can understand that if you're talking strait up porn, i think we at least try to do that here too, but they handled it poorly

>>12950571
Can't we stay in and fuck? We can go to Longhorns later. Lara can come too.

FYI:
The current MGCs are:

MGC Detroit (the shithole)
MGC Alberta ( the cold hell) (rumor has it there is 1 anubis there who freezes her little paws off)
MGC Texas (MOO)
MGC Midwest
MGC Japan (moonspeak)
MGC Europe
No others have been developed yet

>>12950590
Is MGC Texas the chillest MGC of them all?

>>12950581
Monstergirl Canada is a thing. With all the Caribou, Beaver and Bear Monster Girls.

>>12950590
I really need to learn all that lore.

>>12950590
>Rumor has it there is 1 Anubis there who freezes her little paws off
Mai waifu. I'll do my best to keep her warm as can be!

>>12950594
All of those girls look great.

How would an MG feel if the object of her affections was kind of a dick?

Like I don't mean one with a nice side, I'm talking about 3DPD levels of terrible in terms of personality for dudes.

How would each one try to fix this dipshit from being an awful waste of oxygen?

>>12950593
Yes, because the monsters finally cleared all the hippies out of Austin.

>>12950545
Oh gawd, that pelvis crusher

>>12950597
I am still working on it, its a much larger project than I envisioned , I will release it soon for everyone.
Sorry for being so secretive for now.

>>12950602
>awful waste of oxygen

Hey man, let's not get personal.

All I did was tell her to go fuck herself for bossing me around.

How do you guys feel about the fact that the janitor here thinks you are all furries? Also is nectar a common phrase used by people who are into monstergirls?

>>12950602
Hate to be the guy, but it all depends on how big of a dick the target is, at least according to the Encyclopedia. While most would even try to work their charms in order to turn the target into a better person, even they have their limits and will turn their back on any whom they feel is irredeemable beyond a shadow of a doubt.

>>12950602
I'm sure the bad girl MG's would love their own Chad Thundercock. For the rest, MAMONO MANA.

>>12950606
Ain't no thang.

>>12950609
Only when referring to Alraune types of MGs.
Janitor actually thinks we're furries? Really?

>>12950609
Zero fucks given, as long as we can post in peace I don't give a fuck about anything.

>>12950609

I'm glad that VCR actually understands compared to who you are talking about. Don't make me screencap that argument you're referencing.

>>12950615
Only the guy that became Dennis Hopper from Waterworld.

>>12950609
>janitors hate this thread

I fucking called it, suck my dick.

>>12950609
Don't really care.

>>12950600
The tired looking Bear Girl is my favorite.

>>12950621
The asshole from /a/?

>>12950590
Crap
I forgot MGC Tahiti (it's a magical place)

>>12950623
>janitors hate this thread

And?

>>12950631

Yes. /jp/ mod is chill, as evidenced by all the strange love toward Janet.

>>12950632
>Underground bunker
>Full of undead

>>12950609
literally who?

>>12950623
Everyone knew that.

And there aren't enough alps to give us all bjs

>>12950628
They're all good anon, I'm not gonna judge you.

>>12950636
/jp/'s is chill, but tends to delete anything mentioning him/her.

>>12950590
I need a plane ticket to texas
I'm going on a Holstaur hunt
Unless a wild jinko appears, then all bets are off

>>12950632
Its over run with mermaids and other aquatics

What do Kikimoras look like under their clothes?

>>12950645
Garter belts and stocking and frilly laced panties.

>>12950643
Cow city is texas and midwest and alberta, pick your poison .

>>12950645
Like a plucked chicken.

>>12950645
They look like Kikimoras

>>12950645
Pure love.

>>12950620
Pretty much this.
>>12950623
They put us here.
>>12950642
Cause it's irrelevant. None of the Janet posting gets removed. There's a difference between talking about a 4th wall breaking kiki, and the actual janitor.

>>12950645
It's not a 100% clear.

Still waitin' for KC to deliver.

>>12950581
>>12950582
>>12950584

It's either pay taxes out the ass or pay out the ass for inflated cost of living, either way your losing. Considering moving to Manitoba myself to get away from here

>#1 priority for being purged.

Fight me faggot, I won't just roll over and die

>>12950652
Yeah.
Anything else of the leak?

>>12950658
Dunno. I'm not the leak dude.

>>12950654
Ok, thanks for the answer.

>>12950645
Imagine harpy style legs like Pappy's mom, and then a fluffy feathery tail as long as a fox and feather and fur here and there if you know what I mean

>>12950656
You stay the fuck in Quebec you french fuck.

>>12950647
Are there Longhorn Minotaurus there?

Do they wear jeans, plaid shirts and drink beer?

So I guess this means all the Canadafags are glad there is no MGC Quebec!

>>12950647
Texas or the Midwest
I like the cold, but I suck at driving on snow/ice

>>12950660
Then why are we talking?
Are we going to switch the subject to Lamia dresses?

>>12950663

I'm Anglophone you fucking cunt

>>12950666
Yes I am Satan.

Fucking alp I'll slap your shit

>>12950664
that's all Texas and Midwest for Minos

>>12950662
Well, as far as the legs go, we can't really know for certain.

That's not to say I hate what the drawfags have come up with.

>>12950662
>Thick ass giant fluffy feathers spouting from the base of the tail
>The rest is filled in by soft wolf fur
2comfy4me

>>12950668
You responded to me, pal. But lamia dresses are silly, except for the mini variety. it'd get all dirty.

>>12950666
Yes
Because no one likes Quebec

>>12950675
It is silly.
Pretty, but silly. They look best in sarongs, like a few others monsters do.

>>12950670
You're already tainted, you have to stay in there to prevent any french infection from getting to the rest of us.

Why are we so angry about this?Let's talk shit about Goose Girls

>>12950677
B-but there's no Canada like french Canada...

>>12950666

There's only one cure for French Canadians. You send them to Louisiana and convert them to Cajuns.

>>12950673
Nah, only the Mexicans would still have true Minos because the Tauro Bravo is the closest thing to the untamed aurochs. Everyone else would have one of a hundred kinds of Holstaur or rather Longhornstaur and Angustaur and Brahmstaur and so on.

I wonder if there would be a small MG enclave in the NWT though.

>>12950683
Kill yourself Frenchie.

>>12950686
Oh...ok.

>>12950685
Maybe in the Yukon or Nunavut.
But NWT? That's like, empty.

Though maybe they could make a secret winter fortress in the wilds.

Windsor castle, for a British queen in the mist of french canuckstan, someone explain this to me

>>12950686

I'll force feed you poutine to make foie gras for Kumihos

>>12950682
>You will never be approached by a gang of Canadian Goose Harpies at a local park.
>They will never demand you give them your bread or they'll bloody your nose and whiten your crotch.

Canadian Goose Harpies are bitches. This is fact.

>>12950685
>exclave
MG Brotherhood of Steel for life.

>>12950692
No way, Canadians are super friendly, even the monsters.

>>12950685
>Canadians thinking they'd have multiple enclaves
>When they've only got the population of California

>>12950694
MG sisterhood of steel

>>12950699

>Implying they wouldn't be the chill honorable Paladins
>And the Enclave would be the old school Order monster slayers

>>12950699
>MGs in power suits
This can go Fallout or Metroid style.
And either way, it'll be great.

>>12950697
Thousands of undead MGs in full gear waiting for the order to come to deploy!
The time will come.

>>12950695
Not the Geese though.

The geese are assholes.
They shit everywhere and will fuck you up if you get close.

>>12950702
Humanity finally does it, nukes themselves silly, the MG enclaves in canada come down to save the world and humanity

FALLOUT MG

WELCOME TO THE SISTERHOOD!

>>12950703

>The time comes
>They're all popsicles

Never have any but the most powerful undead in a cold ass place.

>>12950704
That I cannot argue with.

>>12950695
I think you need to be educated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMdhAFPWzFw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrDWBzSpbB4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F61BChgQ5c

>>12950706
>Fallout w/ MGs

I know how I'll spend my days in the post-apocalyptica.

>>12950706
>enclaves in canada come down to save the world and humanity
The Enclave were dicks though.
Help the Junko Mayor out while she sits on her rusty can throne.

>>12950668
>You will never be friends with a reverse trap lamia who dresses like a prince
>She will never try super-hard to convince you that she's a boy, when you know she's not
>She will never cover her breasts and look at you whenyou finally see her naked and say:
>"So you've finally figured it out, have you?"

>>12950709
Yeah, I was under the impression he meant more Canadian, and less Geese...

So MGC Quebec is also off the list.

>>12950609
They can have incorrect dumbass opinions all they want so long as they don't inappropriately interfere in the people's shit.

Enforce the rules, do their jobs, ect. The moment opinion begins to effect their janitorial decisions is the moment the title needs to be removed from them.

Let them be Lawful Good, Neutral, or Evil so long as they are lawful it's fine.

>>12950706
>Canadian wilderness is where most places dump their hazardous waste if it's too far to get to the rhyolite mountain or dump it in Mexico

I guess they would already be used to the toxins and radiation.

>>12950712
>I'll never bring her close to me
>She'll never blush madly
>I'll never whisper into her ear
>"I knew all along"
>I'll never kiss her passionately after that

>>12950720
A-Anon, please.

>>12950710
I knew it was a good idea to hang on to this cap.
How do you think the old world monstergirls would treat the monstergirls of the post-apocalypse?

>>12950717
Knigga, pay no mind. Two of them literally have (monstergirls.are.olev), including our fair janitor.

Shitpostimus Prime got left back in /a/.

>>12950720
Dammit, the correct response is:
>"You do know you're not fooling anybody, right?"

>You will never be part of MGC's Riot Knight Police Force keeping the peace.
>You will never have an Anubis rookie who was the top of her class and has a 'by the books' attitude.

>>12950729
And here's the rest of it. Just because.

>>12950736
>By-the-Books Anubis Rookie Cop

Oh man I remember that. Absolutely love it. And such a cute drawing to go along with her.

>>12950729
Repostin' from a long long time ago.

>"H-hey easy now. I just meant to get water, I didn't know it belonged to y-you." The young Goodsprings Settler stuttered as the Gecko Girls began to corner him against a cliff.
>"Nothing's free in the wasteland, boy." The alpha Gecko girl hissed as it gave a wide grin. "If you want water, you got to pay the toll."
>"But it's the town's spring! I thought tha-"
>"Well you thought wrong, you're a thief, we don't take to kindly to thieves round these parts."
>Panic was all that was on the Settler's mind, the young man was regretting disregarding Sunny's warning: 'Never get water alone'. It was just a quick trip, but it's like these Gecko girls were waiting for him and jumped him.
>He found himself cowering, sitting with his back pressed against the cliff rock which pushed him back as if to say 'You had this coming.'
>The alpha Gecko got real close, her hot, moist breath washing over him. He turned his head away from her gaze while she whispered into his ear, grabbing the bulge in between his pants.
>"We're going to break you, little water thief... Then you're coming back with us to a cozy little shack we've moved into, far away from your little town."
>Hundreds of panicked thoughts rushed through his mind, maybe he should attack them, they're shorter than him anyway. Maybe he could outrun them, they wouldn't follow him all the way into Goodsprings. They had him cornered though, he'd never see his town again.
>Then a figure appeared over a hill...

Next time on MGK: Should there be a Mantis girl already? Will Albino Lamia live to be 20? Will Girtablilu ever return? Will Anubisfucker ever pick anybody else?

>>12950748
>Mantis

Yes please.

>>12950748
>Will Anubisfucker ever pick anybody else?
Not fucking likely.

But yes, you should introduce a Mantis Girl. I might not pick her, but plenty of others would!

>>12950748
>Should there be a Mantis girl already?
Not until some characters are culled for space

>Will Albino Lamia live to be 20?
No, we'll have to put her down before that. Haven't you seen the Omega Man?

>Will Girtablilu ever return?
Never ever.

>Will Anubisfucker ever pick anybody else?
Nope. He's busted.

>>12950731
That doesn't change the fact that shitpostus prime needs his title removed.

Janitors and Mods being required to disclose their names (or whatever anon was talking about) to whomever is taking moot's place will probably be both disastrous while also advantageous.

People like Shitpostus Prime would have some more...accountability when he goes out of his way to fuck anonymous over.

>>12950763
>He's busted.
I'm sorry, but just what do you mean by that?

I'm back with more terrible tales of No-Leg Tommy, ire of MGs.
http://pastebin.com/Q54Hm8YG

>You turn off the TV, eyes wide in abject horror.
>"Hey, I was watching that!" The cheshire next to you shouts.
"T-they tested the effects. On television. You saw everything. Even the inside."
>"How else are you gonna' see if they work?"
"You look at customer reviews, not show the acts of sex until conception live on television!" you say, exasperated.
>The miniature monster shrugs. "Well, right there the proof's in the puddin'." She chuckles a bit.
>You look to Kiki, hoping for some form of sanity.
>She merely shrugs in response. "I don't see why they shouldn't do that."
>Unbelievable. You've been dealing with monsters for decades, and you can still find brand new things they do that horrify you.
>Times are changing for the worse. And the children are fine with it.
>Yup, you're old.
>Still don't make that shit right.
>You stand up, pocketing the remote and trying to work out the images of sperm writhing its way to one of the four egg cells.
>The images might've made you uncomfortable, but goddamn, you'll admit these monsters knew how to make sex drugs.
>"Well, what're we gonna' do now?"
"Not watch TV, that's for shit sure."
>"Then what can we do, soldier-boy?"
>You begin walking to your kitchen.
"I don't fu- fudging know."
>The demonic kitten smirks. "You can say fuck around me, I'm not your mommy."
>You open your one of your cabinets, pulling out an emergency bottle of whiskey.
>You are by no means an alcoholic, but sometimes you need something strong to take the edge off of life.
>Can't sleep. Little girls are bothering you. Everything on the TV is either softcore porn or downright fetishy shit. Yup, now's one of those occasions.
>You wonder what other terrors awaits you should you venture out of the mind-numbing (lewd) history-documentary reruns, poorly written children's cartoons, and stupid reality shows about tanukis ripping people off.

>>12950746
I'm still mad that this wasn't continued.

Which biome is the safest in the mg world? Oceans, mountains, forests, or city? (let's just call city a biome for the discussion)

Oceans you have to make sure you've got supplies like water and food, plus you can't actually just live on the water, you'd need a floating home basically, but there are a lot of monsters which just can't get to you. If you're far enough out, the flying ones won't bother, either. Biggest threat is probably a kraken wrecking your home and nabbing you, but the ocean is huge and there aren't a lot of them out there.

Mountains are cold and house some dangerous monsters, but are also easy to hide in and give you a great view of incoming predators. There's always fresh water nearby, but you'll often have to descend for food. If you learn the area, you could be near-impossible to capture. Biggest threat: Ushi-oni or dragons.

Forests are likely crawling with all sorts of monsters, some of which blend in very well. However, you'll have constant access to food at water with a little effort. You can also use camouflage to your advantage. The cover would make it difficult for flying mgs to track you down. Biggest threat: slimes and aluranes.

City would offer you the protection of a basic guard/police force, and also offer other targets. You'd have to be unfortunate or foolish to get the attention of an mg as just one of many men. However, life in the city makes you very predictable (work and home are two places you have to go to often), and you need money and a market to get food. You're restrained just as much as you are aided by city laws. Biggest threat are monstergirls who aren't picky and can overcome a few guards/policemen. Probably hellhounds and wurms.

Where would you live (assuming you're actively trying to avoid becoming a monstergirl's captive)?

>>12950770
You've got a problem man. Admitting it is the first step. The people at Anubis Anonymous can help.

>>12950772
>You pour yourself a small glass before resealing the bottle and putting it back in its resting place.
>Picking up the glass and turning, you look at the cheshire staring up at you.
"Out of my kitchen, I'm having a moment."
>"Not until you give me something to do."
"Get out of my apartment."
>"Come on, something fun!" she says, teleporting up to your counter.
"You can start with getting down from there."
>She groans. "What do you even do all day?"
"Read books. Watch old movies."
>She gags.
>You roll your eyes and take a sip of your drink.
"Yeah, well, what do you do for fun then?"
>She slowly smiles. "Mess with people."
>You pop back the rest of your drink.
"Well, let's watch a movie!"
>You place down your glass and hobble your way quickly to the TV stand, Maddy following closely behind.
>The Godfather. Bladerunner. For some reason you've got two copies of American Psycho.
>The Dark Knight trilogy, The Lord of the Rings, Forest Gump.
>Shit, what can you show them that'll interest them.
>Wait, why do you care? Why not throw on something that'll make them leave.
>Alien, The Thing, The Shining.
>Putting further thought into it, scaring them might cause more problems than it fixes.
>"We gonna' watch a movie," the cheshire says over your shoulder. "Or are we just gonna' to watch you browse?"
"Hang on, I'm trying to find something for you to watch."
>Uhhh… Nightmare Before Christmas?
>Fuck it.
>You pull out the case and put it on the TV stand.
>"What's that? It looks weird, and bad."
"It's Tim Burton, it's gonna' look like that."
>"I don't wanna' watch something like that, I wanna' watch something cool! Something with less monsters, something pre-war!"
"This is pre-war."
>"Uh-uhm," says Kiki from your couch.
>Damn, you forgot about her for a second.
>"I-I agree with Maddy. Let's watch something humans watched."
>The one kid's movie you have and they don't want to watch it.
"Fine, you pick, I'll tell you yes or no."

Do you watch porn with your waifu? Do you play THE game?

>>12950757
>>12950762
And now Mantis is a character.
And now Ryu is gone just like Girtablilu. Time to save game progress.....

>>12950773
It'd be nice is someone picked it up, or wrote something similar.

>>12950603
I would literally sacrifice myself to get rid of those faggots.
>>12950643
You and me should join up on this hunt.

>>12950779
>The smug cat immediately goes for Saving Private Ryan.
"Put that down."
>"Well now I'm only more interested."
"I said I'd tell you yes or no, and I'm saying no."
>You snatch the case from her hands and put it back.
>"Fine, party-pooper." Picking up Forest Gump, she turns it to its back and reads.
>"Eh, looks like a cheesy romance… why not. I want to see how human girls got with men."
>You think back. You haven't watched this movie in a long time.
>There isn't really anything you can recall that they can't see. It says PG-13 so it's probably alright.
>You slide it in and make your way to the couch, the cheshire teleporting next to you.
>Kiki pulls on your shirt as the movie starts up.
>"I-I'm sorry about all this."
>You just grumble and lean back, trying to get comfortable as the opening music plays.
>Just a bit into the movie and Tammy is already stirring the pot.
>"I don't get humans! He obviously likes her, why didn't she ever claim him or tell him to buzz off?"
>"Humans can't claim men," Kiki informs.
"It's more complex than that."
>"It isn't! Look, he's dumb, okay, but that's no excuse! Just work off all that energy, even if you don't want to spend your life with him, or marry him!"
"He's borderline, if not completely, retarded."
>"What's that mean?" asks Kiki.
"Just watch the damn movie."
>Tammy crosses her arms and pouts. "Human girls are weird. And stupid."
>You ignore the comment.
>Slowly, the movie unfolds.
>And you remember why you didn't watch this movie for so long as Forest prepares to go to war.
>You reach for the remote from the cheshire.
>"Hey, I'm watching this!"
"I thought the human girl bothers you."
>"I didn't say I wasn't interested! Besides, this is looking more like the first movie."
"Yeah, that's why we really shouldn't watch this anymore."
>"Why? Afraid?"
>Your gaze hardens.
"Stop the movie."
>She looks a bit nervous, but she quickly hides it under a smirk.
>"What do you have to be afraid of?"

>>12950780
I'd probably only go so far as watching romance flicks with my waifu.
I'd be too embarrassed to straight up watch porn with anybody.
>tfw your waifu will never see you squirm shyly while she makes you watch porn with her
>She will never tease you and ask you "is THIS the kind of thing you like?"

>>12950780
If by porn you mean our previous love making sessions that we have video tapped then yes. Also fuck you.

>>12950788
>"Isn’t it mean to make him watch this?" the kinder cat pipes up.
>"Nah, he's a grown man, he'll be fine."
>You lunge for the remote.
>The girl disappears, before quickly reappearing.
>"Look what you did, now I had to hide it in the neighbor's house."
>You move to stand before she grabs your cane and teleports off.
>You're stunned by the sheer audacity she had to do that.
>The monster teleports back and settles down on the couch next to you again.
>"Maddy, why'd you do that?"
>"So he couldn't stop the movie."
>"But that was mean!"
>The sound of helicopter propellers fills the room. You start to glance around nervously. Your hands are shaking.
>"And? He hasn't exactly been the nicest to me."
>"And you haven't been the nicest to him either!"
>"Relax, he'll be fine, right?" she says, nudging your arm.
>Kiki looks at your trembling hands, and then up at you. "Are you okay?"
"Yeah, yeah," you squeak out, wide eyed and staring ahead like a deer in headlights.
>Kiki constantly looks between you and the TV, while Maddy is almost entirely focused on the movie.
>The movie doesn't seem so bad. There's just soldiers, they're just walking around. You can take this.
>You breathe heavily. Your hands begin trying to find your cane to wring, and when they don't, clamp down on your legs. The lack of sensation from your right prosthetic further unnerves you.
>The soldiers trudge through the Vietnamese swamps and marshes, guns in tow.
>Rain pelts them.
>You try to drag yourself out from having flashbacks.
>The soldiers walk onto a small strip of dirt road as the heavy rain suddenly stops.
>You violently jerk as the soldiers suddenly come under fire.
>Your entire body is trembling, your back is pressed as far back as you can against the couch, you're holding your breath.
>The two girls watch with eyes as wide as yours as they get a taste of what war looks like.

>>12950799
>Hair different color than fur
I hate this crap

>>12950784
Hunting with a bro is always better, especially if minotaurs show up

>>12950793
No, go away alp.

>>12950799
>.less drew Bullet again
>As a dominant MG
>Hellhound now
>Doesn't look subby at all

Fits more with her power-set, and personality!
10/10, this is NOICE!

>>12950804
I know that feeling.

>>12950799
I expected a million "based" posts by now.

>>12950794
>Bullets rain, men scream, things explode, people die, the neat lines become chaos and you can see everyone ducking down around you as musket fire flies past you.
>You shake your head quickly, trying to pull yourself out from the memory as the movie continues.
>The girls do nothing but stare as they see blood, charred flesh, broken men, and napalm.
"Can we stop watching this now," you almost inaudibly say as the rescue helicopters arrive.
>Maddy nods slowly before teleporting off the couch.
>You sit down for a few slow, grinding seconds as you watch bandaged men sit around in a hospital.
>She comes back just as a legless Lieutenant Dan is carried off.
>"Sorry, the woman next door…" she trails off as she sees what's on the TV.
>She stops the movie for you.
>The silence in the air is almost palpable. "Here's your cane back."
>You turn to her, as she meekly offers your cane with a nervous smile.
>You take it in your trembling hands, holding it a little while before setting it down at your side.
>Maddy puts her hands behind her back as you and Kiki stare at her.
>She glances to Kiki, and then back to you.
>"Sorry," she says.
>And then you backhand her.

So, uh, how'd today go? Any problems? Criticism always welcome.

>>12950799
The hair/fur contrast does bother me a little.

Other than that, I'm game.

>>12950776
>Anubis Anonymous
Well yes, I'm an anon (Mostly) and yes, I'm obsessed with Anubis.

I don't think that's a problem.
A problem is the lack of a real one to cuddle.

>>12950799
Looks pretty cool.
Curious about those bracers, though. They look familiar, but I can't place it.

>>12950799
.less can be like night and day sometimes.

I still mostly like him.

>>12950819
Best admit you have a problem before Anubis goes away like Ryu next MGK.

>>12950814
>Backhanding the little Cheshire
Damn.

Definitely a good round today.

>>12950829
Well, what did she expect?

Some people are just better at listening with their face.

>>12950828
B-But he removed Ryu because people didn't go with her much.

I'm around and I go with Anubis every single time...

>>12950814
She deserved it. She may have quickly figured out what she did was wrong, but that still doesn't excuse the action.

>>12950819
"My name is Anon and I'm addicted to Anubis' big, meaty and fluffy paws."

>>12950834
Weird. I always went for Dragon, but I assumed there where more Ryu than Dragon lovers here.

>>12950837
Hello, Anon

>>12950833
Well, she was apologetic.

I'm not saying she didn't deserve it though, for pushing his buttons so much. I wonder whether she'll realize this, or be a complete brat and get him in trouble for it out of spite.

>>12950814
Oh this is good.

Really enjoying this so far, this kind of story is exactly what I wanted.

>>12950843
Don't get me wrong, I'm not a big fan of needless violence, but given the circumstances, I can let that one slide.

>>12950839
I adore vanilla dragons. Wyverns too. Jabberwock's alright. Wurms are cute just with some of the stuff that anons do with 'em.

Ryu I've never really been much for. Maybe it's the lack of wings. Or maybe it's that I'm not a fan of the Oujo-sama stylings.

>>12950834
You're the only one.
Dragon's been getting more and more lately.

>>12950849
Again, as can I.
I'm more worried about the possible repercussions. Guess we'll wait till next time to see...

>>12950840
I just, you know, want to grab one with both hands a-and start rubbing the paw pads with my thumbs...

>>12950850
>I adore vanilla dragons
You and me are niggas now.

>Ryu I've never really been much for. Maybe it's the lack of wings

That's basicly my reasoning. I really like vanilla Dragons style. Some of the other MGs seem a little "overdesigned", if that makes any sense.

>>12950850
Ryu used to be the favorite.
Now she's the least liked. Soon it will just be Dragon and Jabberwock.

>>12950857
I hear you anon. I'd love nothing more than to caress and squeeze every paw-pad and finger, working out every inch of tension.

And don't even get me started on petting the tail...

>>12950857
Admitting you have a problem is the first step on the road to recovery.
And remember: You are not alone

>>12950865
People seem to like Dragon less for her, and more for her bakery. And her MILF.

Jabberwock, I think that whole spin-off plot thread is adorable.

>>12950837
>My name is Anon and I'm addicted to Anubis' big, meaty and fluffy paws
>Hello, welcome to the group friend
>My name is anonymous, and I'm addicted to cute snake girl tails
>Welcome friend, you are certainly not the first or the last, but everyone gets through it together here
My name's anonymous, I'm addicted to being raped by MGs.
>...
>Is that fucking it?
W-What do you mean?
>Bitch that's not a god damn real addiction!
>Yeah! I don't see you obsessed with some real shit like eating out a lamia for an hour straight just to feel up her tail!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76p_ncbffCE

>>12950775
I choose the desert.
It's warm, and if I can house next to an oasis, I win.
If I get caught by a monstergirl, I still win, because all desert girls are hot.

I want to kiss a mg on the lips

>>12950869
Her mom is smoking.
And pretty cutthroat with her business tactics.

Fun Fact: Not a single person has said they ever liked Sandworm.
Seriously though, nobody's going away.

>>12950872
OK. This made me smile
+1 to you

>>12950880
My only regret is I didn't use this on instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUPHlAbAf2I

>>12950875
You better marry her first.

>>12950799
Well hot damn

>>12950872
>Those incredibly lewd, sultry snakes who probably giggle and tease you as they curl around your body and whisper into your ear.

Everytime.

>>12950875
That pic always makes me smile

>Waifu
>Be the faggot who gave Loen that idea.

>>12950875
>Those Dragon Lips
Based Loen is so based God I can't even describe how fuckin' based. I want to kiss them and never stop.

>>12950877
>2nd Spoiler
Oh thank goodness.

>>12950884
I forgot about Bob saget being in that movie

>>12950814
I like this

Remember that Upper class, suburban Dragon Girl with rich parents who listens to MG rap and tries to act gangsta?

I liked that idea.

>>12950892
You.

You are mah nigga.

>>12950895
Abino Lamia will still suffer slowly and painfully.

>>12950891
I swear anon, you're just a god damn expert at avoiding shit that might ruin your fun times.

Like the filename to that image, I mean damn you're outright inspiring.

>>12950900
Sempai noticing me has never been so good.

>>12950899
>Liking wiggers
They're scum

>>12950814
Pretty good.
when's the next update tho?

>>12950799
So it's a Hellhound Bullet this time.
Nice.

Where all the sunshine retards who keep telling strawman bullshit like
>N-n-noo!11 It's not her! She has different eye color... and skin tone... and ears
I want to drink their sunshine tears

It's her, the elf from 1 Mercenary comic. She talks with mercenary MC in first pages.
Though looks like MC is just selling her on auction every time he needs money and take her back after the buyer pass out. He is basically her pimp

>>12950869
What are your thoughts on Nurse Weresheep and her eventual jobless downfall to becoming a child kidnapper and the rise of the Holstaurus Punisher that pursues her in order to bring her son home?

>>12950916
Eh, I was wrong, I'll admit it.

Just because I remain an optimist, the ending makes it look like he sold her into slavery, then put himself in as a client and was like, "Surprise, I'm here too!", but then saw her after she'd been fucked a few times and was like, "...eeeeeeh, fuck it, I think I'll keep her after all." Then picked her up and went on his way.

Gonna have to wait till the translation to know for sure on that bit though.

>>12950916
Fuck off.

>>12950922
That was pretty weird.

>>12950916
>trying to antagonize people

>>12950922
I think Weresheep guy really wanted her to be a real character and put too much thought into it.

>>12950875
But anon, what if she gets pregnant?

>>12950892
>>12950907
I know how it feels.

>>12950934
Then one must take responsibility, of course.

>>12950908
The idea was hilarious though.

>>12950935
As do I.

>>12950775
Assuming I have the means and knowledge to get and maintain a ship I'm going inna ocean. Else the mountains or, almost as good (bad?) the desert. Even if I get fucked over there the results aren't likely to be terrible: (khepri harem/sandworm). A ghirtablilu or particularly domineering anubis might be a problem though.

>>12950934
Hi Mike
Help your mom workout today?

>>12950935
Finally, face to face with the man responsible for the Holst-dress idea.

Well done.

>>12950939
And I.

>>12950945
I'm pretty sure I've gotten a few other ideas drawn too including one by less, though I might just be tired.

Ok, I was gonna go to bed, but then I played some vidya games...

Long story short, have the thing I teased.

>Art by Loen.

>>12950957
A babysitter's worst nightmare.

Based.

>>12950957
>Those demonic red eyes
Who's a wittle demon spawn? Who's a cwute wittle hell-beast? You are? Yes you are! Ah-yes you are!

>>12950957
Thank you, based colorfag.

How hard would you fight to protect people's smiles?

If one of pic related were destroying people's smiles I'd fight the shit out of one of them.

>>12950957
10/10, would be childhood friends with.
Would marry when we grow up.

>>12950872
>I'm anon and I can't keep giving girls Holstaurus milk.

>Well thats not so bad I suppo-

>I mixed it in all the drinks before we started, dumping nearly half the stuff so I could add a carton in each. The effects should kick in....now.

>>12950962
Don't mention it.

After all the based things Loen has done for us, he shouldn't have to colour his stuff.

That's what scrubs like me are for.

>>12950957
>>12950958
>>12950961
I want to hang out with her and try to stop her doing bad things by like drinking simultaneously be forced to buy her milk with my allowance

>>12950971
Nevertheless, thank you.

>>12950957
Turned out well. Good work, colorfag.

>Be sandworm
>Hate the desert. So lonely.
>Decide to move to the city, make some friends.
>Holy fuck, so crowded.
>Have to keep your big body underground and push your squishy, little body up through the ground to interact with people.
>Finally make some friends though.
>Eventually realize they all think you're a geoduck monstergirl.
>Boy you like gives you a waterproof phone cover for your birthday.
>It has a picture of a geoduck on it.
>Try not to cry
>Cry a lot

>>12950963
>You'll never face off against a Hellhound hurting people's smiles
>You'll never learn it's because she can't find love and her smile is gone.
>You'll never romance the fuck out of her to bring back her smile and stop her from hurting other people's smiles.
It hurts man. Smiles are the most precious thing in the world.

>>12950957
I want to pat her head and pretend to be mojo jojo.

>>12950973
You must be the guy who likes 2nd grader Salamander and Hellhound.

>>12950977
I'm suddenly thinking of Jeff from MIB2.

Also, Sandworms can shrink their bodies to become like lamia-tails...

>>12950934
I get out of the city

>>12950980
>Pretend to be mojo jojo
You're not gonna be able to get away with just dressing the part. You have to talk like him too. Speak as fast as him.
That will take a lot of practice. Are you up to it, anon?

>>12950975
Thanks mate.

Might try some actually shading on it later.
Well, after I finish the MGK thing that one Anon wanted me to do.

>>12950983
Good idea.
Raising a Dragon daughteru would be much better away from the city and every idiot there.

>>12950957
So this is who's been bullying my son.

>>12950978
>Smiles are the most precious thing in the world
They are, anon. They are.
That's why I'm a sucker for Apophis too. They probably need their smiles returned mroe than anyone.

Fucking Smile Precure morals, fuck.

>>12950982
>Sandworms can shrink their bodies to become like lamia-tails
Yeah I ignore parts of the canon that I find retarded.

>>12950985
You're damn right I'm up to it.

>>12950991
Fair enough. Headcanon is as headcanon does.

>>12950769
>those thighs
Holy shit what a body, I bet she has nice abs, too. I want to rub my dick on them.

>>12950958
>>12950973
She's just acting tough because her dad is blind and she doesn't like the other kids making fun of him.

>>12950998
>Dad is blind
Wait, so...
2nd Grader = 7 Years Old, 12 + 7 = 19
Her dad's 19?

>>12950987
Yeeeah, that what I will tell her. That I need to find a place in the country while she must remain at home because it's too tiresome for pregnant grill

>>12951000
We combining those two stories?

>>12951000
I- what? How did you come up with that?

>>12951000
Hellhounds are cruel anon.

>>12950977
>Rent out an old lady's basement to live in.
>It has a dirt floor so you don't have to worry about wrecking shit.
>She has internet, you start playing online games in your spare time.
>Your favorite game gets a new champion.
>It's a sandworm.
>A girl sandworm.
>Also a hideous abomination.
>Try not to cry
>Cry a lot

>>12951006
Well >>12950998 started it?
I was just going along with the joke.
I doubt it though. Alex and Eris takes place in like, the 19th or early 20th century or some shit, and MGK is certainly more modern.

>SATURDAY! They day for writing.

>OH hey! RE discussion! Ill do that.

>Hmmm, well bored now....Imma write elsewhere!

>DND!

>More writing elsewhere!

>Day is done and I probably did less than 50 words on my story.

Why do I have the attention span of a squirrel? Why?

>>12950982
That's both
A. Stupid
and
B. AFTER lots of fucking once they find a husband. Maybe she could live in the suburbs or something.

>>12951012
Eh, we all have ADD these days...

>>12951007
I figured the guy saying "Her dad's blind", was referencing Alex and Eris. Alex being a blind shota who impregnates Eris, a Hellhound, when he's like, 11. So their daughter would likely be born when he's 12.

And then the rest was math I stated in my previous post.

>>12951012
Because you're nuts!

>>12951000
I imagine she usually tells people he's her big brother to avoid that awkward moment of embarrassment when they start doing the math.

>>12951011
Yeah.
And in the highschool edition there are nanomachine game consoles.

>>12951021
DAMMIT CHARON!

>>12951023
That'd be awkward.

>>12951024
I vaguely recall that one. Don't recall most of the options though.

>>12951024
Naaanomachines.

>>12951026
Hay!

That's no way to BEEhave!

>>12951033
That doesn't even make sense.

Go to bed Charon, your drunk.

>>12951037
you're fucking drunk you piece of shit

>>12951029
Just regular options with more highschool related things.
And Anubis playing with Legos in the Library.

>>12951011
Seemed fitting. The powerpuff hellhound is the profile picture for alex and eris pastebin

>>12951038
You wanna do this Charon? I'm going in dry.

>>12951039
And I remember now.
Just because you said the option which I obviously picked.

>>12951041
Luckily it won't be dry when it's my turn.

Well, I know its late but G'night all.

Don't burn down the thread.

>>12951044
Implying I'm letting you get her when I'm done.

>"Are you willing to be my knight?"

>>12951084
Sorry lady, I don't have any points in ride or handle animal.

I'm also a rogue.

>>12951084
Sure, but I doubt you'll be doing many 'lawful good' activities from the look of you.

>>12951084
Wooo, snake titties! Goddamn!

>>12951084
>No stomach scales

ARTISTS

PLEASE

LOOK AT A SNAKE BEFORE YOU DRAW ONE

>>12951084

You're seriously asking _me_ this?

How absurd!

>>12951087
You'll obviously be a Dark Knight.

>>12951084
Is this Raita? I didn't know he is making mgs

>>12951094
That's why I agreed.

Time for injustice adventures with the sexy Lamia Sorceress.

>>12951099
Don't think it is.

Why do Lamia look so appealing as mages/sorceresses?

>>12951115

Lamia always look appealing though.

>>12951120
Good point.
I'd post more pics, but two or three of you get really ass mad when people post pics.

>>12951084
holy crap, she from a game?

I now have an idea what Selvaria Bess as a Lamia would look like

>>12951084
Sure, come sleep with me tonight.

I will keep you quite safe.

>>12951133
Look the picture up in Danbooru.

Why would someone draw a blue fox?

>"Do you really like elves?"

>>12951141
That's a cat you mongoloid.

>>12951141
But I see two cat tails. I think that's a nekomata.

>>12951146
"No, I really like you."

I think I could actually pull that line off, too.

>>12951146
"How did you get into my house?"

>"What do you mean 'I can put someones eye out with those"...Those what?"

>>12951146
"I guess, I just needed your ears to cut my bread."

Would you?

>>12951164
Definitely.

>>12951164
I like shorter girls.

>>12951164
You know it.

>>12951164

Yes

>" I have a dream where someday we shall live with the humans and all shall be equal.."

>>12951176
Okay, these posts are getting annoying now. Please stop.

>>12951164

>>12951176

You're not fooling anyone Ilassa. We know it's you even if you disguise yourself as a fox.

>>12951188
mary sues pls go

Just how big is too big when it comes to fox ears?

>>12951208

Whenever Bob starts thinking about sticking his dick in them.

>>12951208
I like mine full Fennec. Considering how huge rabbit ears get it's hard to find fox ears drawn too large.

>>12951208
When a sudden gust of wind can break their necks.

>>12951208
Dude.
Slow the fuck down with your image posting.

>>12951186
Pretty cute. I'd like to try bullying her.

>>12951208

>Just how big is too big when it comes to fox ears?
> too big

Nonsense, no such thing as too big

>>12951221
I bet I could fit my whole face in there for nuzzling.

>>12951218
these are mine
>>12951155
>>12951146
>>12951208

>>12951231
Regardless, pics are being posted at a little too quick of an interval.
Please try and slow it down until we are near a natural death.

>>12951186
That skin color
That collar
Those eyes
That ponytail
Those curves

Very nice, yes I would

I would rather get
>>12951084
though

>>12951115
Now I want to see a Shirohebi White Mage.
And an Apophis sorceress.

>>12950814
Mixed feeling about this. I'm not for hitting kids, but what she did to him was really fucked up. Either way, I'm really enjoying this ride.

>>12951273
Wurm berserker.
Ryu summoner.
Medusa witch.

Snake Tummy

>>12951273
There is an Apophis mage with a tennis ball staff.
Lamia RPG party? Sounds good to me.

>>12951275
>Medusa witch
No, Medusa Gladiator
Greek sword and shield and everything.
Also to keep the team from being squishy.

>>12951283
There is, but...I wanna see them all FF style.
But I'll expect a Never date on that.

>>12951293
>Apophis Black mage
>Shirihebi White mage
>Lamia Red mage
>Echidna Summoner
>Wurm Time mage
>Medusa Blue mage
>Ryu Mimic

>>12951300
>All mages
I like magic too, but anon, be reasonable here.

>>12951300
>>Shirihebi White mage
Dass rayciss!

>>12951300
>Shirihebi
>Shiri
...She's...She's a buttsnake?

>>12951305
Red and Blue mages are also physical.
Blue mages also has very high versatility.

>>12951313
She's the white mage. She conjures white. With her butt. Get it? I'm talking about semen.

>>12951321
>Lamiass

>>12951321
>Cum leaking out of her butthole
L-Lewd...

Would you keep a bonnet tipping Lizardman around for quick and easy sex?
Would you try to corrupt her into a rutting animal whose head is full of thoughts of your cum?
Would you rape her until she likes it?

>>12951321
>>12951325
>She recovers your lost HP
>Through anal sex
>She's working that hole more than an Anubis during boss fights

>>12951330
>Wanting to watch her squirm in the muck pathetically for your attentions once it dawns on her that you don't actually care about her
I'm not that sadistic.

>>12951328
>>12951332
You guys are fuckin' lewd. I just thought she'd hotdog people

>>12951336
What else would you expect when asses are mentioned?

>>12951332
>Instead of MP potions she just applies more lube
>If her spells get sealed a magic buttplug gets stuck in it

>>12951336
>Hotdog
We need more images, or even stories, with MGs doing this.

>>12951332
>she drains poisons with her butt
>black goo mixed with jizz drips out of her vanilla asshole
Just keep her handy for protective NTR when Manticores or other girls attack you.

>>12951341
>So many good ideas for an HRPG
>They'll never be used

>>12951300
>The team encounters a sandworm during their Pharaoh-issued quest in the desert
>Medusa gargles mouthwash and spits it back at the Sandworm
>The Sandworm immediately retreats, and the team is impressed with Medusa's tactics, asking how she knew tha tmouthwash would work on the beast
>"Sandworm's tongues hate the feeling of mouthwash...it leaves their tongues feeling cold and tingly, which they hate."

>>12951345
>She casts revive and Holy through anal orgasms

>>12951345
>Just keep her handy for protective NTR when Manticores or other girls attack you.

>About to be raped
>Reach across and grab the whitesnake by her hips before raming her down on your cock
>with your famous last holdout, the disappearing penis trick, the girls leave, confused at the lack of dick for them to jump on.
>Live to love another day.

I love how silly things are right now but I need to sleep. Keep going you glorious sons of bitches.

>>12951348
>Sandworm's insides are pretty much 100% "Tongue"
I can see why that would be threatening to them.

Actually has there ever been an in depth study of lamia and wurm anatomy? Do they even have assholes? If so, where do they go?

>>12951361
>Do they even have assholes? If so, where do they go?
Sounded a lot more philosophic than I intended it to.

>>12951361
They all still have vaginas.
In order to have a vagina, they need to have some resemblance of thighs.
Thus these thighs would extend around to some sort of buttocks.
Presumably there would be an asshole between these buttocks.

That's the consensus as I understand it anyway. Roughly at least.
I've also seen versions where they have just a tiny little asshole somewhere along the length of their tail, allowing you to use their tails like onaholes.

>>12951360
Not so much threatening as "just plain annoying."
Pouring mouthwash on a sandworm would be akin to, say, rubbing IcyHot all over a person's body.
It won't kill you, but you'll be really upset at whoever did it to you.

>>12951355
>start off using the 'hebi for magic protection
>slowly fall in love with her
>one day put it in her vagina instead

>>12951367
SNAKE CLOACA at the tip of the tail, bruh.

>>12951355
>Later she master white buttmagic
>Make her master Red mage class
>Make her a White mage again
>Give her Double Cast from Red mage
>She'll use two anal sex commands per turn