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Which Touhou would you fuck?

>> No.12941562 [DELETED] 
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12941562

>>12941547
>Fucking Touhous

No thank you.

I only fug 2hus

>> No.12941597

>>12941547
All of them.
Even the cloud, the Kourin, the weird eye thing and the turtle.

>> No.12941621
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>>12941597
...at long last. Unzan has found true love on jp. The cloud of gains awaits you.

>> No.12941625
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>Posting resize
Why are you doing such things? Them Mario and Luigi, man.

>> No.12941627

We only fug. Fuck off.

>> No.12941631
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>>12941621
Sweet gains, bro.

>> No.12941657
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12941657

Orin is so sexy and lewd, I can't handle myself in her presence

>> No.12941701

Everyone. I'm happy >>12941597 thinks like that too.

>> No.12941731
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>Alice
>Marisa
>Aya
>Sakuya
>Yuugi
>Meiling
>Mokou

In no particular order of preference. Although Alice is a definite first.

>> No.12941738

Honestly? I dunno. Fantasy and realty are different.

>> No.12941792

>>12941625
what happened to reimu's shoulder

>> No.12941809

It'd be faster to name who I wouldn't stick it in so:

-Waggysaggy and Tojiko; I can't get it up for chicks with no legs
-Shinmyoumaru; I can't get it up for chicks smaller than my flaccid penis. If she could get to loli size though then I'd stick it in

And...uh, yeah, I'd stick it in just about every 2hu. If given the choice though, I'd stick it in Byakuren, Tenshi, and Koishi first.

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>> No.12941830

>>12941809
Nice way of showing you're a secondary.

>> No.12941831

The only one I'd stick it in without coercing is Remi, I think. Everybody else I'd need either varying levels of force or for it to be part of some other kind of play.

>> No.12941832
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This one!

>> No.12941841

Every. Single. One.

>> No.12941846

>>12941830
>>12941830
"You're a secondary because you don't like a character I like!"

Just because you like to fuck fishes doesn't mean that you have to get mad at people who don't.

>> No.12941847

>>12941597
>>12941701
>>12941841
You guys are overshooting.

>> No.12941852

>>12941846
You're not helping your cause son.

Stop being a colossal faggot and just play the damn game already.
Otherwise you'll keep writing nonsense like that and make yourself look like an idiot.

>> No.12941856

Reisen.

>> No.12941857

>>12941847
So is everyone in Touhou

GET IT? BECAUSE IT'S SHOOTING?

>> No.12941861

>>12941856
fite me for her, m8

>> No.12941869

>>12941547
QUALITY THREAD

>> No.12941890

>>12941792
pls, I'm trying to masturbate.

>> No.12941895
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>> No.12941901

>>12941861
Why should I fight you, dork?

She's already mine.

You need to get a fucking life.

>> No.12942064

>>12941847
There's no overshooting for a touhou, anon. Everyone shall be cummed inside equally if I fucked everyone.

>> No.12942173

>>12941547
Sanae is so disgusting.

>> No.12942200
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>>12942173
She's ok.

>> No.12942227

>>12941901
*unload USP*
Nothing personnel, dork.

>> No.12942239

yuyuko looks so soft damn she must smell good too

>> No.12942310
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Yukari willing, I would fuck Yukari.

Yukari akbar.

>> No.12942619

Every single one of them including the villagers. And also Zun in front of his wife.

>> No.12942637

Reimu's armpits

>> No.12942640

>>12942200

>the biggest whore and slut in all of gensokyo
>she's ok

>> No.12942665

>>12942640
Nigger, please.

>> No.12942687 [DELETED] 

>>12942665

If being a cuck is your fetish, who am i to reject what you are? You sad piece of cuckolded shit.

>> No.12942782
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>>12941861
>>12941901
>>12942227


Now now, there's no need to fight. You guys can both share.

Reisen is the Sanae of Eientei--She has enough love for everyone.

>> No.12942783

>>12942782

>reisen
>having tits

>> No.12942796

>>12942782
Beware any Reisen fans, I'm gonna snipe the fuck out of you!

>> No.12942802

The one with the biggest boobs

>> No.12942806

>>12942796
I have a Katana, you disgusting piece of shit kuso.

Come at me.

>> No.12942811

>>12942806
What happens when you split a bullet in flight?

You get hit by two halves of a bullet.

>> No.12942819

>>12942687

>Cuck

/v/ and /pol/ sure love that word, but please feel free to parrot it a few more times. It amuses me.

>> No.12942820

>>12942227
Ooooh, cold like steel!

>> No.12942826

>>12942820
It's lead actually.

>> No.12942828

>>12942826
Well now, ain't that some shit.

>> No.12942831

>>12942828
And anooo... it's not cold, it's hot.

>> No.12942849
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i'd totally bang yamame until she cant move any more and stop thinking about sitting

>> No.12942857
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>>12942849
But that makes babies!

>> No.12942879
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I'd love to have my way with Eirin while under the influence of some high powered pharmaceuticals.

>> No.12942897

I want to fuck a touhou with /jp/ !

>> No.12942922

I want to fuck Tewi!

>> No.12942937 [DELETED] 

>>12942819

>/jp/ is only exclusive to cucks like me pls no bully ;_;

get fucked. Sanae is a slut and if you unironically like her then you're a cuck.

>> No.12942938

I'm going to marry Reimu!

>> No.12942948

>>12942938

>marrying a Jewess

>> No.12942954

>>12942937
>>12942948
Excuse me but who're y'all quoting?

>> No.12942964

>>12942897
DP with /JP/!

>> No.12942979

>>12942964
Thats very lewd.

>> No.12942984

>>12942937

Tell me where exactly in that post was I defending or even mentioning Sanae? I don't care about Sanae. The post was about your love for the word cuck. You need to learn some reading comprehension, you jackass.

>> No.12942998

>>12942984
Please take it easy.

>> No.12943077

Too many to list. Even unnamed celestials and fairies.

>> No.12943109
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Eiki

>> No.12943114

>>12943109
I want to perform cunnilingus to Eiki beneath her work desk then fuck her full force when no one's around.

>> No.12943166
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With the force of a thousand Suns

>> No.12943176
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This one, in the butt.

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I want to have sex with Satori

>> No.12943236

Keine, but only if she keeps the hat on.

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>>12942948
I would love to marry a cute Jewess and have my children be members of the Chosen.

>> No.12943312

Ey yo niggaz, wer all duh wite wimin at? Gimmie sum o' dat Alice, dawg.

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I like this one.

>> No.12943336

>>12943233
You must only hug and squeeze the Satorin. You must not sex.

>> No.12943341
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I wanna fuck Sanae

>> No.12943347
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>> No.12943356

>>12943289
I love high contrast art with thick lines tinted by light.

>> No.12943385

>>12942239
I would love to fug the Yuyuko but can you even fug a ghost?

>> No.12943396

>>12943385
If it can eat, you can kill it, I mean you can feed it your dick or something.

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>you will never force Yuyuko-sama into submision

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm23773610

>> No.12943494

>>12943424
Wayq?

>> No.12943626

Sanae and Rin because they are the cutes

>> No.12943659

>>12942200
Where is that tail growing out of?

>> No.12943663

>>12943659
It's Sanae, where do you think.

>> No.12943697
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Would court and marry with lots of handholding, not necessarily in that order.

>> No.12943702
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All of them, but the Hime-sama is the first on the list!

>> No.12943766
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>>12943659
Tails grow out of tailbones, obviously. Have you never seen a cat before? It's forced down through the leg-hole of her underwear because she apparently does not have any feline clothing. How unfortunate.

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>>12943659
Buttplug

>> No.12943962
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>>12943885
lewd

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>>12943962
Yes

>> No.12944005 [DELETED] 

reminder that sanae is only loved by cucks

>> No.12944011
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>>12944005
Ebin /pol/ maymay, bro.

>> No.12944026

>>12943109
I need more pictures of touhous being hugged like this one.

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>>12944026

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>>12944043
God damn.

I want a 2hu to sit on my lap like that so i can wrap my arms around their bellies and get my chin over their heads.

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12944110

I really really, really love Alice!

>> No.12944221
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>>12944075

>> No.12944245
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12944258

I want to devote entirely my mind and body to my godess.
I really did fantasize about tons of plots for the past 2 days ;_;

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>>12944258
What about three goddesses for the price of one?

>> No.12944335

>>12944262
No thank, I don't want any jealousy inbetween,
I indeed want Yasaka's hot big body

>> No.12944402
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Captcha: Whanu

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>>12944221
Doesn't the hard thing poking her bother her?

>> No.12945007

>>12942948
Reimu isn't Jewish.

Even if she were, that wouldn't change anything. We might shop at cheaper stores, though.

>> No.12945026

>>12941547
Imperishable Night. Failing that, I'll settle for Subterranean Animism.

On the converse side, I'd sooner take my life than fuck UFO. Its gimmick was laughably bad.

>> No.12947814

>>12944011
This Kanako is doing things to my heart.

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>>12947814
Nornal Kanako does that to me, too.

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All of them, but if I had to choose, Okuu.

>> No.12948020

>>12944995
shit whatever happened to his Futo vs Youmu story

>> No.12948036
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>>12947992
I like Kanako a lot.

>> No.12948084
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None of them.

>> No.12948092

Kanako.

>> No.12948115
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Anyone? Just me? OK.

>> No.12948126

>>12941597 >>12941701 >>12942064 >>12948115
90% of everything is shit. Or rather 90% of any one thing, touhou included. Adjust your standards accordingly, please.

>> No.12948136
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I wouldn't "fuck" her. I'd make love to her. Are you animals or what ?

>> No.12948418

>>12941597
even giant catfish?

>> No.12948564

>>12948126
Touhou is the exception.
Everything and everyone in Touhou is absolutely perfect in every possible way.

>> No.12948594

>>12941547
I miss the times when threads like this one were considered bannable shitposting.

>> No.12948751

I want to impregnate Patchy.

>> No.12948950

I want to be impregnated by a 2hu.

>> No.12949270
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>>12943396
But I'd never get it back! And I like my ochinchin.

>> No.12949276

>>12949270
But does it like you?

>> No.12950902

>>12941597
/thread

>> No.12950925

>>12948950
Ooh, ooh, me too! Preferably Sakuya.

>> No.12950947

Reisen.

>> No.12950968
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I want Remilia to be the one fucking me if you get what I'm saying.

>> No.12950993

>>12950968
How do I get a girl to dominate me, /jp/?
I have 2 friends who could probably do it. The first I havent spoken to in half a year but she's got a loli's body. The other could be a model if she had better skincare and was more skeletal. Her hair smells like strawberries, she has a lovely disgusted or distainful face, and I saw the thighbands of her pantyhose (or stockings) one time.

>> No.12953539
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Do not FUG the touhou!

>> No.12955144

I want to fug all the fanfiction self-insert OCs.

>> No.12955397
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>> No.12955711

>>12955397
That is a large bulge. Is it the base of a penetrating toy?

>> No.12955980
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This one

>> No.12956004

>>12955980
nice pepe cosplay
6.5/10

>> No.12956024
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12956024

I'm a sucker for dorky girls with short hair.

>> No.12956620
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>>12956004

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>> No.12961466

Reisen.

>> No.12961512

Why is /jp/ so much faster all of a sudden? Threads don't even last 24 hours now.

>> No.12961947

>>12949276
I'll ask it.

It turned away...

>> No.12961974

>>12961512
The third post above yours should answer that question.

>> No.12962061

>>12941547
Woah woah woah, since when aren't nude images a bannable offence? Not that I'm complaining. There is no sense in deleting/banning them on /jp/.

>> No.12962083

>>12962061
That isn't nude!

They're wearing clothes, you see.

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>>12948136
Do the nips hate Hong Kong people, like they hate koreans and chinese? Or do they somewhat like them, like they somewhat like United States people?

>> No.12962235
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I want her to lecture me.

>> No.12962428

>>12942802
Yuugi.

>> No.12962438

>>12962156
They like John Woo and Jackie Chan and the popular China girl type seems to be based on Hong Kong's hooker rather than mainland.

>> No.12962469

I wouldn't fuck any of them. I'd hire Ushio Shinohara to punch them and hang them in MOMA.

>> No.12962469,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12955980
4/4
This one is almost impossible to see normally. On the right side of the window between Suwako and the curtain is janny. You kinda have to like turn your head to the right and look at the picture at an angle to see him

Now then, I hope you enjoyed! And I bet bumwad is steamin' real hard right now knowing he missed something so easily spotted, ufufu~

>> No.12962469,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12962469,1
This one is fucking great

>> No.12962469,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12962469,1
too bad most people already have that image though so they won't save this new improved version when they see it

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