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>>12939385
Because you have shit taste you taoscum

>>12939385
because git gud

UFO was by far the worst touhou game. Everything went down with these religionhus. SA was the last good touhou game - in terms of music, spellcards, "story" and score system.

>>12939385
Because of the UFO system

>>12939739
But anon, SA is also about a religionhus, since Utsuho is basically the living shrine of a sun god.

UFO is the least cutest game in terms of characters.

>>12939739
Ah yes SA's wonderful "bomb everything" scoring.

>>12939887
>UFO is the least cutest game
Nazrin, Kogasa Nue and Unzan are not cute?

>>12939920
Good taste.

UFO is the most fun game for me

Because of UFOs and there are so many point items on the screen in some maps you can hardly see the bullets.

I think UFO i one of the better ones

TD has literally empty stage 5 once you learn the spawn points. I can't fathom how could you possibly consider TD more fun than UFO, no matter how balls to the wall hard and annoying the latter is.

>>12939739
I really liked DDC, actually.

Well, UFO has one of the most fun score systems for me.

>Touhou game
>fun

>>12939967
"It's better than TD" is like the only argument of UFOfags. It's in every single UFO thread ever.

And regarding "fun" scoring system - on MoTK UFO's scoring thread is below every single other game (last update March 25, haha): https://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/board,44.0.html. And on replays.gensokyo.org it has the least amount of recently uploaded replays (even less than TD).

>curved lasers
I liked Ten Desires more

>>12940121
Westerners can barely play survival, you think they'll be able to score the hardest game in the series?

>>12940077
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, /v/ is two blocks down

Off topic but what's the easiest Touhou?

>>12940174
IN.
It's also the most fun imho

>>12940137
curved lasers a shit
screen shaking a shit

>>12940178
What about screen flipping?

>>12940174
all of them

>>12940183
A big one
A great one
I hate seija so much

>>12940174
Depends on the difficulty, but probably IN, followed by PCB and EoSD.

>>12940178
>curved lasers
why do these things even exist, in what kind of space are these girls fighting
i have to make second or even third order extrapolation in my brain for each projectile trajectory, that's not possible for me. the world must be linear

The only good games are the ones based around silly gimmicks, like Fairy Wars and Shoot the Bullet.

>>12939909
Literally every main 2hu game after IN, UFO included.

>>12940174
TD

Toehoe 13 is the easiest and worst game. Managed to 1cc it on my first run without knowing how the fuck to get more lives.

>>12939920
Don't get me wrong, my favorite character is from UFO, but if you look at the casts of all the games then UFO just doesn't measure up in terms of cuteness. Also Nue is sexy, not cute, if you ask me.

>>12941094
TD is easy as fuck on Normal, but has a sizable difficulty spike on Hard and Lunatic that makes it more difficult to 1cc than the early Windows games.
Unless you're really good at exploiting trance, I guess.

>>12941253
Look at all that cuteness.

tfw shit at all 2hu games so find none of them fun

>>12941392
TD lunatic still feels like you're going downhill after Seiga. Not that I'm great at it. I think I still ran into the same frequency of shit by accident. I think the lower pressure and demoralizing effect from trance-dying makes me worse too.

>>12940121
>"It's better than TD" is like the only argument of UFOfags
>>12939385
>Why is UFO the LEAST FUN Touhou game?
It's like you can't even read.

>>12941549
I feel like you're missing his point to a comical degree.

>>12940168
fuck you!

but seriously /v/ loves 2hu now, especially since we have /soku/ every night and "which 2hu would you fuck/who is your favorite 2hu" during the day

>>12941392
Imo the faries are tougher than the bosses in TD

>>12939385
That's awfully lewd for a ZUN face.

EoSD > IN > PCB > DDC = SA > MoF > TD > chewing broken glass > UFO

Patterns/fun:
UFO > SA > PCB > MoF > IN > TD > EoSD

Scoring:
PCB > IN > UFO > MoF > SA > EoSD > TD

Overall:
PCB > UFO > IN > SA > MoF > EoSD > TD

>>12941833
>Not counting Touhou 1 to 5

>>12939385
Is it worrying if this face gives me an erection?

>>12941745
Who cares? I've seen the Soku threads, and they've been absolute shit almost since their inception; and somehow they've only gotten worse with time.

Take your garbage elsewhere.

>>12940386
>>12940178
Curvy lasers really do fucking suck. Merlin, Shou, and Seiga are the only ones that have them right? Tojiko's zigzag lightning was pretty annoying too.

>>12941409
Practice more, or try the fighting games. StB and DS start off pretty easy too.

UFO was garbage when ZUN decided to take away magic missle marisa for some spread wave BS. 13 had the best marisa ive played since marisa A in PCB. He ruined it in 14 by the bomb being way too cheap with planning or killing you if you waste it in a corner

>>12942076
Benben as well

>>12942063
I still don't understand how those soku threads weren't forced to /vg/

It's not enough. This is the easiest Touhou and i barely made it.
I need more practice.

>>12942134
Oh, I completely forgot about her music note curvy lasers. Those are very visually appealing though.

>>12939385

The Buddhist/Doaist dick comparison contest got started with the poor Shint's getting stuck in the middle and getting repetitively clobbered by the respective sweaty members of the philosophical homosexual sword fight. At least the Christian-Judea iconography remains hidden beneath a lake of tears.
In short-
> Git Gud
> Shinto fucking schway
> Buddha a shit

>>12939882
I swear if I saw that on my hand I would scream like a bitch and flick it off.

>>12942076
One of Byakuren's spellcards is 100% curved lasers

>>12942109
UFO has a proper laser Marisa. Just about the only good one except for fan patched MoF. TD's spreads and doesn't penetrate, fuckin thing sucks.

>>12939385
Subpar soundtrack.
Subpar cast
Subpar spellcards
UFOs a shit mechanic

Still manages to be better than DDC, which has all of the same issues except UFOs but worse.

>>12942084
>Practice more
no you dont understand

Just 1cc'd TD for the first time on normal, should I move to IP now or is there a better step up

>>12943536
Do it again but better

>>12943250
Understandable, she would probably burn at least your hand by being so close.

>>12943536
Play it on hard.

>>12943851
I would but theres a fairly large difficulty spike

>>12944328
Would you not say that there is a large difficulty spike between not playing and normal?

>>12946557
Yes

All the shit on the screen. UFO is very different from the rest and has its good points but that one fact is enough for me to dislike it. Also I can't beat Nue so the game is shit.

>>12939385
Does anyone else feels that playing with Marisa in either SA or UFO feels kind of slippery?
I always feel like there is some kind of input lag, specially in SA, maybe is just an illusion.

>>12940077
>ygw
>fun

>>12940168
nawh, /v/ is shit for shmups
/vr/ has the best STG threads on 4chan

>>12950905
>/vr/ has the best STG threads
alright let's see
>>>/vr/2194976
kekkity kek

>>12951214
>>/vr/2186080

>>12951413
Damn, I fucked up the cross board linking.
>>>/vr/2186080

>>12951214
Yeah, nothing wrong with that thread once you read past the OP. /vr/ looks nice.

>>12939385
Because it's not SA.

Byakuren is cute though.

DS was the least fun game for me.

>>12946691

>>12953824
I'd certainly "nail" her, if you catch my drift.

>>12939385
>>12939739
I like DDC and think it is an objectively good game. I also like TD but I understand why a majority of the people hate it (one of my favorite themes is in it, I can't hate it).

That said I personally agree with UFO being shit in almost regard, it has a great scoring system for the top% of players but very stressful for everyone else. I also think stage 6 and byakuren is amazing. However I don't really like anything else about the game.

>>12953824
git gud

>>12954550
Murasa has a really cool stage theme

>>12950905
You are full of shit, /vr/ is one of my main boards and every shump thread always devoids into flamewar or "my shump is better than your shump" shitposting (mostly done by cavefags, surprise surprise). The example posted here has been one of these cases where they have keept the discussion pretty formal.