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>> No.1292653
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But it's 9:22 AM ....

>> No.1292673

>>1292653
Why are you awake at 9 in the morning? That's prime time to be asleep.

>> No.1292709

zombies need no sleep

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>>1292673
I had to go to the doctor, he sucked my blood with a needle.

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>>1292716
Man. I went to the doctor the other day. All this guy did was suck blood out of my neck. Never go to see Dr. Acula.

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>>1292731
I am speechless.

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I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..."

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

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My lucky number is 4 billion, that doesn't come in real handy when your gambling."C'mon 4 billion! Fuck seven. I'm gonna need some more dice, 4 billion divided by 6, at least."

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I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

>> No.1292794

Mitch Hedberg was shit and you should feel bad for liking him.

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I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

>> No.1292800

>>1292794
dane cook fan spotted

>> No.1292807

Why is it that in anime, the bad-guys are the ones who look Japanese?

>> No.1292809

>>1292800
Who?

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I got to write these jokes. So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny.

>> No.1292830

>>1292807
If I read that in Mitch Hedberg's voice... it's not very funny.

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