/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12916238
First for slimes.

http://imgur.com/A1xHCGM

Thoughts for the gloves colors?

>>12916238
Wurm for best.

>>12916242
Silver and blue make a good combination. Try it out and see if you like it.

>spider OP

HERESY!

>>12916242
Christ Hound, you move quick
I'd say they're fine, but try black and see what happens.

>>12916194
I never did that, all I do it Joe, MGK, and the third one nobody reads because I have no imagination outside of SoM ideas.

>>12916242
Try a deep velvet.

Did the last thread die a little prematurely? I think we had like four threads ahead of us.

>>12916252
>MGK
Well you're based in my mind. Love 'em.

Guess who.

Mice are olev.

Chapter nine still in the works.

>>12916260
GEE
I WONDER WHO, Anubis fucker.
Naw, you're alight to me, Anubis fucker.

>>12916242
White would go well, especially with that style of glove.

>>12916252
God I am so glad I told you people to fall on spikes.

Loen is based as fuck.

>>12916263
You too anon.

You too.

>>12916238

Fluffy for best!

>>12916267
I wonder where Ryu guy is though.
And the Junko lovers.

Another page was left conveniently outside your dorm room.

Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/bZGqgZKj

New Page: http://pastebin.com/28qqKgVR

2nd grade Salamander standing next to 2nd grade hellpup looking like delinquents when?

>>12916274
Do you actually plan to cover each entry?

>>12916281
>powerpuff girls shirt

I just want to bully her until she cries!

Posting olev

>>12916274
There you are! Looking forward to more.

>>12916273
I'm sure they're around. Or will be soon.

>>12916281
When we sacrifice Bob and .Less in the name of Loen.

>>12916287
Octopi are buttheads though.

>>12916289
>soon
Are you implying something here?

>>12916274
>Escape with panties?
>Or save captives?
Toughy.

>>12916293

A Kraken is a Squid, doofus.

>TFW no Classy Manticore to slow dance with

>>12916281
Reminder that you will never be childhood friends with a chubby hellhound pup who will later drop the weight in high school, becoming a bombshell who is the envy of every man.

She will never then take you to prom as you are the only one who never mocked her for being on the heavy side.

>>12916293
no anon, it would only make sense their heads are octopus heads.

>>12916297
The translated doujin actually says their suckers are like octopi suckers, so at least that part is like an octopus.

>>12916297
I'm too sick to go dancing.

I want to be taken care of by a nice classy Manticore who believes you should date the human boy before you fuck him

>>12916296
Always remember when it comes to raids of any kind
If it's risky, don't do it

>>12916282
I've got a lot of free time at the moment.

Can't guarantee I'll finish all of them. It's more like slowly adding piece by piece to some kind of chef's stock. Expect plenty more though.

>>12916288
Glad to hear that, Anubis is next, which will be fun to do.

>>12916238
>a cute little Holst loli watering the flowers with milk so they'll grow big and strong
The mental image made my heart skip. I need a cute botanist holst loli now. Shed'd wear a cute little outfit and a sunhat.

>>12916301
Damn it anon, I didn't need this feeling.
Would she be good with cuddling up later when we go home to play Wonderful 101 or something?

>>12916297
>tfw no Classy Holstaur to impregnate several dozen times.

>>12916313
Eventually a plant girl starts growing in their garden and they become best friends. And soft as fuck later in life because they both have their milk daily.

>>12916315
Of she would, you were there for her. Why wouldn't she be there for you?

>>12916286
Just don't let her older Onee-sans catch you, or they'll bully you until your dick cries.

Always practice safe bullying.

>>12916286
>Bullying someone because they watch PPG
I'm going to bully you for bullying her

>>12916290
I get to drive in the knife! I'm the one with the authentic Kris!!!

>>12916297
Different animal, same difference.

>>12916295
Am I implying you should post MGK soon? No.

Am I implying I don't think any of us have lives that would take up much of our time, leading to us all inevitably gathering here at some point or another? Yes.

>>12916306

Through tailpussy, love.

>>12916334
Yeah, most people don't have lives. I DO, but I got off from work early do to reasons.

Are you ready for more MGK? To play with Anubis, feed Junko like a pet, and pet the Ushi Oni on the head?
Too fucking bad, because we're doing things from Jabberwock's perspective today.

It's Recess.
Do you eat snacks with Lilim and listen to her go on about her life?
Do you play tag with 6th grader Jinko, Alraune, Frog, Shirohebi, and Centaur?
Do you listen to Bob the Alp go on about dicks?
Do you pat Jimmy on the head?
Do you sit atop the slide and glare at the sun?
Do you help clog the slide with 6th grader Succubus, Werewolf, Valkyrie, Faceless boy, and Girtablilu?
Do you take away 2nd grader Salamander and Hellhound's flask of alcohol away from them?
Or do you sit on the bench and blankly stare at things?

>>12916322
I'll bully them too, it's what they get for having a little sister like her!

>>12916325
Not If I bully you first.

>>12916344
>To play with Anubis
Why yes I a-
>Jabberwock perspective
Fascinating.

I think the obvious answer is-
Pat Jimmy on the head.

>>12916344
FUCK THE SUN

>>12916348
I'll counter bully your bullying. We're rivals, you and I

>>12916348
>>12916325

Bullying over PPG is fine.

But Samurai Jack is where I draw the line. NO FURTHER.

>>12916352
BULLY THE SUN

>>12916353
In the end it has to be this way.

I'll bully you into alphood fgt

>>12916344
Taking that alcohol. Blasted minors

>>12916344
Stare down the sun and make it your bitch, turn it to night at your own will.

>>12916344
>Do you take away 2nd grader Salamander and Hellhound's flask of alcohol away from them?

I would be bullied so hard.

>>12916359
You mean JIMMY, since we're Jabberwock this time.

>>12916248
Silver sounded best.
http://imgur.com/oRARqcv

>>12916360
Oh whoops.

Guess Jimmy could be blamed for it though.

>>12916356
I've carved my own path, you followed your wrath.

>>12916344
Pat Jimmy.

>>12916238

>Walking home from work
>Out of nowhere you get knocked down and stripped naked
>MG starts raping you
>She suddenly starts firing off personal questions about you one after another
>She finishes up, gets dressed, and brushes herself off
>You lie on the ground sore and confused when she approaches and politely tells you "I'm sorry, but you are not a suitable candidate for marrige"
>She thanks you and walks away to her next "interview"
Just another day in MGC

>>12916355
MARRY THE SUN

>You will never have sweet, bounce house sex with your Barometz waifu
>She will never get knocked up with your seed after a good full night of juicy fun with her
>You will never drink the nectar from her lactating breasts while she is pregnant with your daughteru
>You will never be there with her every step of the way while she goes into labor
>Only to be met with shock and horror once she finally gives birth
>That your daughteru is cherry-flavored.

>>12916369
Man fuck MGC.

I'd leave that place in a heartbeat.
It's the drifter life for me after that.

>>12916362
Nice,

I do love me some BEEFY girls.

>>12916373
I don't see the problem

>>12916371
FUCK THE SUN

>>12916373
>Spoiler
Eh, could be worse.
Could be Grape.

Watermelon or Raspberry Daughteru a best though.

>>12916373
>bounce house

It's a bouncy castle you heathen.

I want to have Sir David Attenborough narrate violent frog girl sexings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtxMOwUlbAA
I feel like some sort of freak for enjoying frogs as much as I do.
This is nice too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndQZBQJf034

>>12916374
They're always looking for farmhands at the various Monster Girl farms that dot the countryside.

>>12916373
>>12916379
It's a space bounce you ingrates.

I wonder if we'll have more Hellhound and Blind-Shota tonight.

>>12916378
Actual grapes are delicious.
Grape-flavored products are made from the urine of Satan.
So says Apophis.

>>12916369
Honestly, I would feel insulted after that. She could of at least bought me dinner.

>>12916382
I want to be lazy with a weresheep.

>>12916382
But I want to be a goddamn drifter.

Maybe I'll work in a farm every once in a while to buy tomorrows pair of underwear

>>12916385
You've never had cherry cough syrup then.

It's like an eject button for your stomach.

>>12916382
Farm life is a good life.

>[advertisement]

>Hello♪ The “Holstaur Milk Association” is having a huge recruiting drive for husbands to work on farms, make us feel good, and rub our breasts a lot♪ All of us holstaurs waiting for husbands are dying to have our breasts touched by our future husbands and our hearts ache unbearably ♥

>Holstaur milk is best when fresh-squeezed!
>The holstaur dairy cow association is currently offering personal tours!
>You're very welcome to bring a holstaur home with you as well!

>>12916391
Fuck you for reminding me. I'm going to make you my alp you asshole.

>>12916391
I dunno man, grape cough syrup always tasted worse to me.

Cherry was always the stuff that was hard, but made my cold symptoms disappear instantly. Grape just made me feel worse.

>>12916397
Bring it, I survived that hell drink and I can survive you.

>>12916377
CUDDLE THE SUN

>>12916344
>From Jabberwock's perspective
Aw hell yeah, I know exactly what I'm doing.

>Listen to Lilim vent about how her life sucks
>How other students are shit
>How her mother is shit
>How she can't find a human shota to care for
>Finally get up and stand in front of her
>Tell her that perhaps what she needs isn't a human boy
>Lean over her, making her lean back
>Perhaps what she needs, if she wants to take the risk
>Hold her head in claw and pull it towards mine
>Is to do something a bit more taboo
>Stretch out every syllable and make sure the warm breath falls on Lilim's bright red face
>Stay still for a moment, let her soak in just how intimate the situation is, and pull closer to her face, as she closes her eyes
>Then back off and pick up Jimmy and let him sit in my lap
>Let his head rests in my breasts as I tell Lilim that maybe she should try Internet dating since it works for all the Christmas Cakes
>Pat Jimmy's head as I smuggly laugh on the inside over flustering Lilim

>>12916395
I was born in the wrong world. Goddammit I just want this so badly.

>>12916391
>Likes cherry cough syrup as a kid
>Still like it today
Where are you getting your cough syrup? Because Cherry cough syrup is divine

>Semen flavored Buckley's for MGs

Dear god that would be used as a torture device on humans.

>>12916402
>not helping Lilim
Thou art evil.

>>12916406
>Using cough syrup

>Not relying on your own body to defeat the disease so it can become stronger.

>>12916410
Anon no.

"Flavored" medicines just make you hate the thing they're supposedly emulating.
No MG would suffer such a medication.

>>12916410
>Semen flavoured Buckley's
>It tastes awful
>And that's it. It just tastes awful. Really really awful

>>12916395
I'm going to break into that place at night and tip Holstaurs.

Then I'll leave before the farmer sicks his Dog Girls on me.

>>12916402
>All pre-spoiler greentext
Oh god. Muh dick.

I need more of this.

>>12916410
>Tommy, we can't afford two kinds of cough syrup.
>And since your sisters outnumber you, we got this.
>It'll still do the job, just don't think about the horrible taste
>No, really don't think about it
>Sweetie?
Tammy was back in school the next day.

>>12916416
Hey man Buckley's works.

It made me throw up once as a kid, but I felt way better once I did.

>>12916344
Kids should not be drinking

>>12916413
Are you kidding? That's exactly what I've been doing all my life.
I haven't been sick since I was nine

>>12916422
Last time I used Buckley's was back in college when I caught a nasty cold. I felt like I was going to die taking it
But I recovered in two days

>>12916421
How would a MG feel about accidentally alping her son?

What are monsterboys like this one called?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtHFHq3hKUY

>>12916428
She'd have her husband take his/her new virginity. Such is life in MGE.

>>12916432
Fuck off.

>>12916428
>Confusion
>Sorrow
>Gifts
>Apologies
>Acceptance
>This >>12916433

>>12916274
Does every species have it's own dorm? how big is this campus?

>>12916444
Bigger than Rosie's left ass cheek.

>>12916444
As big as a hundred danuki's want.

>>12916373
At least its not cranberry.

>>12916424
Which I could claim that.

Had to have my tonsils ripped out around then because I caught strep throat once a month.

Been fine since then though.

Crap need something MG related

>You will never work for a young vampire and her sister as a butler.

>their exceedingly efficient Kikimorra maid will never become your rival, seeing you as an unnecessary edition to the house.

>You will never bring the dragon guard her meals, frequently needing to wake her up because of the lack of action.

>You will never get lost in their massive library every time you are sent to fetch your mistresses best friend and her succubus minion.

>Younger sister will never ask her to play with you all the time, almost injuring you because she doesn't know her own strength.

>You will never eventually break through the other sisters authoritative air bit by bit, joking with her as time goes on.

>The mansions inhabitants will never warm up to you, blushing and subtly hitting on you as your smiling face cheers up their day.

> You will never become crippled in a car accident one day, robbing you of your left eye and use of your legs. Forcing you to quit your job as you are unable to do your work.
They will never tearfully beg for you to stay anyway, making you the mansion's master in return for your love.

>>12916344
take the hooch, sit on the slide with jimmy and pat his head. give the lilim your newly acquired booze to ease her pain.

>>12916433

This wouldn't be awkward or anything. Not at all.

>"Are you winnin', son?"

>>12916452
Well, that wasn't the turn I was expecting, but sad nonetheless
You make being a butler seem fun.

>>12916454
>she ends up an alcoholic
>just like her mother

>>12916452
Does my dick still work?

>>12916464
SI

>>12916464
I'm sorry Mr. Renolds. You're penis is no longer functional.

>>12916452
Wait a sec.

>Vampire Sisters
>Exceedingly efficient maid
>Dragon Guard
>Massive Library w/ Succubus Minion

Clever man.
Only Touhous I really like right there. Sounds like a nice fate, living in that manor.

>>12916471
Excellent job, have a celebratory cookie

>>12916477
Hooray.

But yeah, sounds like a nice, loved life, crippled or no.

>>12916477
Fuck your cookie.

Those lolis make garbage cookies.

>>12916483
Fine, have a muffin.

>>12916487
That's a normal muffin right?

If that has Viagra in it and makes me want to fuck lolis I'm punching you.

>TFW people forget Sandworms can size shift to basically be Lamia

>>12916493
They're still lite vore.

>>12916492
Touch the loli Anon.

>>12916492

Don't worry, its made with all natural ingredients

Raging Mushrooms are natural right? Besides, the only punching you're going to do in a minute is your dick into their vagina.

>>12916495
I'll do it if he doesn't want to.

>>12916493
I have a few ponderings about that.

Say you're able to get some furnishings or some such into your Sandworm Waifu. What happens when she shrinks her shell? Since it's magic, does the furniture shrink too?

And also, her teeth. Think that, when her shell shrinks to a tail, the teeth rest along her waist like a belt or something? I think that'd be neat.

>>12916495
Touch the loli.

Or I'll be sorry?

>>12916493
After that doujin I started liking sandworms more. Their insecurity making it hard for them to let a man go outside of their body makes me go hnnnng.

>>12916495
I'm not touching a Baphomet, only a Familiar, and only with head pats.

>>12916497
No anon, I'm punching you in the face with my dick and going off to jerk off.

>>12916495
Too busy 'touching' cows. By touching I mean impregnating.

>>12916499

In my idiotic headcanon think Muromi's waistline.

But without fish knees.

Do alraunes and liliraunes do live births? Do they splat out a flower from their vagina, or a fully formed baby? If one liliraune gets pregnant, does the other one end up pregnant as well?

This has been MGE Headscratchers.

>>12916502

>Okaeri, husband!

>>12916511
Maybe they birth a seed that needs to be planted?

>>12916511
Seeds
Next question

>>12916502
I would have made her pay for my clothes.
Shut up! It's an RPGesque world, all monsters carry money and loot.

And dicking the daughter. She shot in popularity with me that day.

>>12916511
Well, KC said that in many cases, MGs give birth the same way their original species did.

So I dunno. Matango's reproduce by spores, right? They're another plant species, so perhaps Alraune and Liliraune are similar, swelling up pregnant, and then "Birthing" fertilized seeds or pollen or whatever, which then takes root and grows into a new girl. Or GIRLS.

>>12916514
Only Barometz has been confirmed by profile to reproduce by seeds.

>>12916519
>Alraune gives birth
>Numerous seeds are planted into the ground
>Weeks later a bunch of daughterus sprout from the ground

>>12916522
I'm suddenly reminded of that one doujin.
>Boy jerks off under his desk constantly.
>One day, Mandragora that started growing there starts sucking him off.
>Feeds her
>She eventually pops out of the floor
>They do it. Much lewds.
>Little later
>Daughterus. Daughterus fucking everywhere.

>>12916522
>All saying daddy one by one.
>eventually wrapped in vines because all your daughterus wanted to hug you.

>>12916520
Shhh
Next question

>>12916516
Just the idea of dicking the daughteru makes me feel queasy. It feels like a betrayal more than anything else, using your position as a father to coax/coerce her into fucking before she's conscious of the context and implications.

Maybe she'd want to anyway, once she's old and educated enough to understand, but otherwise it's brainwashing imo.

>>12916529
Eh, if you don't like the thought much anon, just try to think of it as purely, purely feeding her. No more of a sex act than comparing you sucking on your waifu's breast to your child doing so.

>>12916529
Do I look like I care?

>brainwashing

Like what monsters do with mamono mana and baphomet do with pedomorphosis? Moralfag pls.

>>12916532
I am all for dicking the daughter, but what you made me picture was a tad disturbing. Huh, guess there's some soul left in me.

I'm still dicking my daughteru though.

>>12916252
>joe does MGK
I...
Your posts make me happy.

>>12916528
You can't silence the truth. Knowledge must be sought. You think you'll catch a LIch's eye with that attitude?

>>12916532
It's a fantasy setting so no point in me thinking about it too much. But sometimes anons talk about it like they don't realize/don't care what's wrong with it and it makes me a little sad.

>>12916540
Anon
Anon just calm down. I'm just messing with you
Obviously the answer in which you are seeking is next question

>>12916538
Like happy happy or homolust and chain me in a basement for the purpose of skinning me and wearing my skin like a trench coat happy?

>>12916401
I love this.

>You were the first in the school not to accept the integration of Monster Girls as teachers and students, and you were powerless to stop any of the Monster Girl students, and teachers from harassing the male student body.
>But recently you received the chance to change all that being elected head of the MGA Head Male Representative by a large majority of male students with support of the leftover human female students who live in fear of the monster girls
>All that was left for you now was to work with the MGA Head Female Representative to pass new rules for the gender of the school to follow, and from several rumors floating about the female Representative is a human girl named Madia Hatter that the human girls voted in with 0 competition from the MG's.
>Entering the Representative Room you saw a young lady who looked like a very charismatic transfer student with two cups of tea set up on a white table one for you the other for her.
>Taking a seat to begin discussions of the new rules you two would pass the young lady pulled out a piece of folded paper out of her pocket which she handed to you.
>Unfolding the paper it was a list she had made for changes in the school:
-More, Holstaurus milk for male students to increase their physical strength.
-Longer PE & shower times for male students.
- Male students must wear shorts shorts during warm weather, and wipe themselves with their drinks before drinking them.t.
-Human females must move to the front of every classroom to get out of the MG's view of male students.
-Etc
>Staring at them you couldn't believe how a human girl like her could write down changes for the school to benefit MG's.
>Then raising your voice at her she took a drink of her tea, and told you should take a drink as well so everything to be a lot clearer on why she wrote down those changes.
>Looking at the tea, it was deep brown color, and having her stare at you with a smile, you picked up the tea & drunk it.

>>12916546
Happy as in giving me a reason to stay awake instead of drifting off into an alcohol-induced snooze happy.

>>12916550
>Going down your throat it tasted like honey & cinnamon mixed in one.
>After you finished you set the tea cup down, and your mind started to go blank masking your thoughts.
>Checking out her suggestions to improve the school they all started to seem reasonable, and before long you found yourself on the floor with your eyes closing & opening.
>Slowly you watched her moved from her seat, and climbed on top of you saying "Don't worry. I'll hold your hand when showing you how the far rabbit hole goes."

Just another day Monster Girl Academy

>>12916551
What are you, an Oni?

>>12916545
Is it possible for a cancer to leave the crab's mouth and control it with her thoughs? Sort of like a Dullahan and her body.

>>12916541
>anons talk about it like they don't realize/don't care what's wrong with it and it makes me a little sad.

Are you for real?

>>12916503
The Familiar won't enjoy leaving it at that, anon.

>>12916558
No
Next question

>>12916556
An alcoholic.

Winter season is best season

>>12916561
Too bad.

I can't bring myself to dick the lil sister.

>>12916564
>Winter season
>In a school swimsuit
This is conflicting many thing

>>12916564
Summer.
Bikinis
Shorts.
Sun dresses

>>12916562
Can you back that up?

>>12916567
I see brutal anal rape in your future. That she will force on you. With your dick. In her ass.

>>12916576
Sure
The human part of the Cancer and the Crab are linked. They are no separate deities or cosplay like a Selkie or whatever
Plus, that would be stupid anyhow

>>12916576
But I don't want to put it in there!

>>12916580
Don't worry anon.

She has a better hole for you.

Something that will let her have proof that you love her....after 9 months or so.

>>12916579
But the Cancer can swallow a man into the crab, she must have human legs in there somewhere. Or are you telling me she's cut off at the pussy? THAT'S stupid.

>>12916580
Too bad! Your Luke is gonna go over to the brown side.

>>12916580
Do you prefer another hole?
Or would you rather she uses those spongy hands and feet?

>>12916550
what a shmuck

Would you bone a skeleton?

>>12916589
Go fall in a pit of spikes.

>>12916589
No, see, she's like the Sandworm. She's part of the worm
Next question

Why is there so much familiar talk recently?

No one used to talk about them before.

>>12916591
Do I even have to get fucked by her?

>>12916597
Fuck you that's my line.

>>12916596
>>>/co/

>>12916596
>no skin
I need something that grips besides a bony ass or a very toothy blow job.

>>12916601
Picture had some lingering magic spell on it and now we can't stop thinking about them

>>12916606
What picture?

The profile pic?

>>12916601
The story "a familiar friend" happened.

>>12916609
That's right

>>12916610
Link pls

>>12916620
http://pastebin.com/u/averageanon

>Anon is on his way to school
>He's always brimming with confidence
>He doesn't shrink from the Oni who catcalls him and licks her lips as he walks by
>He sneers at the Hellhound who flares her eyes at him like he was dealing with a gnat
>He casually untangles the tail of a Milfy Royal Blue succubus who bids him sit down and spend some time with her, before casually walking away
>No, he pays no mind to any of it as he cuts though an alley trying to save some time, studies are important after all
>He doesn't even shout in surprise as he's knocked off his feet by an unseen assailant, putting his arms out to avoid hurting himself
>As he flips on his back, he see the three MGs he dismissed looking own at him quite menacingly
>But he simply smiles and ask whatever is the matter
>The MGs look at each other and inform him he'll be keeping them company for some time
>But why would he do that, he has nothing to give them he replies, and being a student I have no money to spare
>They laugh in unison, telling him to remove his pants
>He stands to do so and the succubus wraps her tail around his neck, doesn't want her prey escaping
>He tells them this is embarrassing, as he doesn't wear underwear, he'll be quite exposed
>The tip of the spadetail gently caresses his cheek and in her most soothing voice, she tells him to continue
>He does, letting them drop to the floor, and then he sees their astonished faces
>Our anon has no penis
>Their voices tremble, asking how such a thing can be. How is he alive? How is he not changed?
>He replies that his mother is a Dullahan, and his genitals are detachable, he never carries it with him when he goes out
>Turning to leave he is jerked back by the paw of the Hellhound, who, undeterred, tells him to assume the position and begin licking
Anon swallows his tongue in front of the three slack jawed sluts

Feels good to be gangsta.

>>12916600
So? Sandworm has a completely human body inside.

>>12916597
Why so angry anon?

>>12916601
Ebb and flow of things.

>>12916637
>Sandworm has a completely human body inside
Sans feet, anon. They can't get out of the shell. Just like Cancer's
Next question

>>12916639
>sans feet

>>12916493

Son, are you stupid?

>Finally finished RSAnon's GMJ
Are any other writers even close to this level of quality? All I see anymore are greentexts.

>>12916632
Wait so if you had a spider mom would you be able to climb walls and shoot webs out of your hands?

And if you had a Mantis mom would you be able to hold scythes in your arms?

>>12916641
Anon, you know that's a doujin, yes?
Fan comic.
Non-canon.
Artistic interpretation.

>>12916641
Yes, sans feet. Without feet. They're not Selkie

>>12916619
She's looking to be tenderly cuddlefucked while holding hands and kissing.

>>12916644
And a Dormouse mom would make you small, sleepy, and huggable to all MGs?
That sounds horrifying to be like that.

>>12916642
Disgusting.

>>12916645
Accept your defeat.

>>12916644
No web, but able to climb wall and excellent night vision are guaranteed.

Mantis would be great agility and precise movements. No arm scythes though.

>>12916647
The fuck is this shit?

>inb4 touhou

You know what I mean.

>>12916653
Anon, I'm not even the "Answers" guy or anything.

I'm just telling you, a doujin, a fan comic, is just that. A fan comic. No more canon in relation to the MGE than any of the stories we write in this thread.

>>12916659
So canon supersedes everything, is what you're saying. Very well. CENTAUR FRONTPUSSY

>>12916642
ThunderBrother, Niebelfader, peteRDNZL and YBA are all excellent writers.

In my opinion, that is.

>>12916662
Well yes, canon supersedes everything. That's why it's canon.

That's not to say you can't have headcanon stuff, it's your own writing or whatever, but I thought we were arguing about what was explicit, canon-fact.

And fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
FUCK YOUUUUUUKLAJ:ALHJF:JAKLJFAL:JFDSA

>>12916663
I dont know who the others are but i completely agree that YBA is godsend

>>12916675
Either you forgot a couple letters or that's a shit "Disguise" name.

Dragon proposal coloration?

>>12916670
>spoiler

It's canon, why so angry? It's C-A-N-O-N.

>>12916680
Hey.
You have shit about canon you'd rather ignore and go off into your own headcanon about.

And I've got mine.

Someone mentioned some dragon waifu stories at the end of the last thread, anyone have links?

>>12916682
Hey you were the one going on about canon, and how sandworm's doujins is "artistic interpretation". But frontpussy is not, it's real, word of god. So the next time you're plowing your nightmare waifu, remember, she has a pussy you're not using you selfish bastard.

>>12916689
Not in my headcanon.

>>12916685
Dragon Waifu? Might've been DoILookLikeAWritefag's. Love that one. Here you go.
http://pastebin.com/u/DoIlooklikeawritefag
Order to read 'em in is oldest to newest if you care to.

Still sad he is kill.

>>12916697
Canon>headcanon

Your words >>12916670

>>12916701
In an explicit argument about what's Canon, yes. Which is what I thought this was. Started as at least.

Don't matter diddly squat in my own imagination.

>>12916711
>In an explicit argument about what's Canon, yes. Which is what I thought this was

And still is. You dug your own grave since you admitted it yourself.

Frontpussy>horse pussy

What is the best way to aquire a harem of ushi onis?

>>12916717
I don't even know if I should answer this question let alone how.

>>12916717
Get tossed into a pit of Ushi Oni
Make sure you MAXED Luck and Stamina

>>12916713
Now THAT is a matter of opinion.

And yours is wrong.

>>12916717
Run through caves blowing a rape whistle

>>12916719
Whys that?

>>12916344
>Do you listen to Bob the Alp go on about dicks?
They're in kindegarten, wouldn't s/he use the word "fireman"?

>>12916717
Spread a rumor that you have a pelvis made out of diamond.

>>12916717
Sneak into the woods and follow them until they think they're alone and begin to chew on grass as a herd. They'll do anything to hide their secret, shameful lifestyle.

>>12916721
I know, still, ALL CENTAURS HAVE TWO PUSSIES. Even your waifu, you can't headcanon it away, not anymore.

>>12916717
Put on the Innocent Virgin act. Make sure to cry and say how you're ruined for marriage .

>>12916717
Bathe in coffee?

>>12916730
Is that wise?

>>12916727
No frontpussy.
>>12916730
>>12916731
>drunk Ushi-Oni
>Y'know, you're a shwell guy, y'nkow?

>>12916727
>You can't headcanon it away.
Pretty sure I can.
Pretty sure I can even claim MAMONO MANA would erase it as easily as it created it, if it was underused/undesired by the centaur in question's husband.

And fuck, I will take it to KC if I have to because I'm tired of that one point always annoying the hell out of me. Shame he stopped doing the English Language Q&As.

>>12916733
Yes, frontpussy.

>All monsters in the centaur family have another vagina, aside from the horse vagina located at their rear which they’ve had since the era of the former Demon Lords. It’s in the front at the boundary of the human upper body and the horse lower body (In the same position as a human woman), and it was newly formed when their body changed to become more suitable for intercourse with a man upon the dawning of the era of the Current Demon Lord. They can have sex with a man and become pregnant no matter which one is used.

>>12916737
Look at that picture. There is no frontpussy. Quoting MGE at me is not going to affect EMG in any way.

So basically, i need to cover my self in coffee while running yhrough cavesystems loudly exclaiming that i hope no one takes my virgin diamond dick and sullies me for marriage while crying and occasionally blowing a rape whistle? Alright, im off to test it out!

>Talking about MGE canon
>Start mixing headcanon and canon
>Someone brings up EMG
>Talking about everything at once

Well this argument is officially fucked.

>>12916735

He didn't stop doing them. The faggot admin on MGR has made it so they all have to go through him and he's the ONLY one allowed to have KC's/Exet's skype. He's a piss poor community manager who's terrified of actually doing shit because it might offend.

>>12916735
Mamono mana can only make bodies more suited for sex, not less, there is no wishing the front pussy away.

>Well yes, canon supersedes everything. That's why it's canon.

>>12916739
And we never heard from that Anon ever again
Truly a tragic tale

>>12916738
Who the fuck is talking about EMG? I could give a shit about that crap harem. If you're not the guy I started talking to, why the hell are you butting in? His waifu is a nightmare, which is MGE, so she has a frontpussy and that is final.

>>12916741
He did send a batch of questions to KC. He just never got a reply.

And also.
>Only one allowed to have KC's/Exet's Skype
You realize that there's nothing stopping you from going on Twitter or some shit, and asking yourself, right?

Plenty of English-speaking fuckers fucked up royally, so it's no surprise he's being rather light-footed about things. If you want to talk to KC with no middleman so bad, there's nothing stopping you from going on Twitter and doing so. Except for your inability to speak or learn Japanese, of course.

>>12916724
The Alp's a 6th grader.

>>12916742
I can perfectly well argue that nothing about front pussy makes bodies more suited for sex.

>>12916746
>He did send a batch of questions to KC. He just never got a reply.

This doesn't surprise me. Have you seen how bad the man guts questions in order to make them "easily translatable?" Plus the recent batches have all been softballs.

>>12916745
But anon, EMG is superior to MGE as a setting, regardless of story. I never argued about MGE Centaurs not having two pussies, which is silly.

>>12916749
As could I, but I'm not gonna bother reading the world guide right now for this retarded argument that I don't need to win because you did that for me. I am never gonna let you live this down. FRONTPUSY FOR EVERYONE!

>>12916751
>EMG is superior to MGE

Monsterboys.

>>12916750
Obstinately, the reason for no new English Q&As is that KC was busy with Comiket.
Nevermind that the entire thing was dead for months before said event just a couple weeks ago.

And of course, the Japanese Q&A has never been translated. I don't know if KC still answers it at all, but God knows what kinds of answers might be present there.

>>12916757
>what are incubi

Monster girls are sins against humanity.
This message brought to you by Yokai girls.

>>12916761
Not those.

>As of the present, there are no males among the monsters at all. When it comes down to it, an Incubus is just a human warped by Monster mana. Due to the existence of mana, which human men continually produce, no matter how strong the Monster mana that's imbued in their body, human men remain human.

>>12916763
But yokai want to eat us. And not in the fun way.

Yeah just checked, Japanese Q&A for MGE is as dead as the English one. Maybe KC just got fed up with stupid questions.

Still, 174 answered questions, untranslated, holding who knows what kind of revelations and insight.

Or it could all be inane crap about daily life or somethin'. Who knows.

What'cha doing nerds?

>>12916763
Get out of her gap hag.

Night all, don't burn down the thread.

Anymore than it currently is at least

>>12916775
You know
Stuff

>>12916775
Writing about kumihos and tengu. Why?

>>12916768
Well, it's fun for one party.

>>12916775
Playing Toukiden. I think I'm about to beat the story mode? Maybe?

Mostly getting ready for Monhan next month

>>12916775
Trying to come up with adorable things for a Dragon girl to do.

>>12916775
Playing spessmans.

>>12916779
I want to pet Koma's head and tell her she's a good girl.

>>12916781
Changed my preorder to the N3DSXL bundle today, was going to get a new system with bigger screen for it anyways so I couldn't resist.

>>12916775
Crushing anon's dreams.

>>12916784
Courageous Spaceman Spiff?

>>12916786
I can't justify buying the new DS until there's a game I need it to play

>>12916786
Man, I hate the N3DS
I bought the old 3DS the day before it got announced

Someone say something about Youkai?

>>12916788
Calvin and Jinko Hobbes whe-

....

No, I can't make myself say that.

Calvin and Hobbes will always remain unchanged

>>12916792
>Six arms
The possibilities

>>12916794
She's a Spider Youkai. She has six arms and two legs.

>>12916778
No reason.

>>12916787
Have fun with that nerd.

>>12916793
I'm afraid we already raped your childhood. And Hobbes raped calving. Even before this thread, but you don't want to see that, surely.

>>12916790
>>12916791
I only have my original 3DS and I like what the N3DSXL for it's bigger screen and inbuilt C-stick even if it's kinda small.

Who is ready to wrassle monsters?

>>12916793
I've seen them fuck, there's nothing to be lost anymore. The term "hobbesing" has also been used on /d/ to very fun effect.

>>12916775
Coloring. And suffering. I should draw Zoph instead.

>>12916801
The fuck is that?

>>12916788
Space station 13. But it's almost the same thing.

>>12916803
I'm totally up for monster wrassling
Is the C stick really that small? Like pinky sized?

>>12916808
Then riddle me this: what is 5+6?
>>12916809
But if the Monster is big and stronk, you can't win!

>>12916811
Then I'll just have to train for days on end

>>12916809
Smaller than the ABXY buttons.
But it's probably sensitive.

>>12916813
>training montage
>anon becomes the Saitama of wrasslin'
>immediately loses to a Wurm

>>12916814
>Smaller than the ABXY buttons
Christ, that thing is microscopic
That spoiler is not helping all the innuendo right now. Accursed dirty mind, you will be the death of me.

>>12916821
Then I'll train harder. I'll go so far at to reach my bodies limits And stop because I don't want to break something

Yokai are more fun. They make you work for their respect and lust.

>>12916805
i said this about your other thing too but your skin coloring just keeps getting better

>>12916825
>working
>for a fuckhole

>>12916805
>>12916827
I agree. Even unfinished like it is it looks really good.

>>12916825
what is that from?

>>12916827
>other thing
>soon.jpg
life is suffering.

>>12916832
Japan.

>>12916833
i can wait, it will be worth

>>12916821
>anon gets his bapho to plant her in the ground like a radish

>>12916833
>>12916839
W-what's the thing?

>>12916836
>Baketeriya
thanks, I just needed a complete image to search with.

>>12916843
>new Wurms grow from where she was planted
Now what?

>>12916844
it's a surprise

>>12916848
I don't like surprises. Usually it's just a box of bullying

>>12916845

>>12916851
What are you, an alp?

>>12916858
Maybe.

>>12916860
My urge to bully is rising.

>>12916860
Put on the skirt or I'm going in dry today.

>>12916863
Did I say maybe? I meant no. Have Dragons.

>>12916867
Can I bully a dragon?

>>12916846
Sell her as a military weapon.

>>12916866
>>12916867
You aren't getting out of this one so easily, and neither are we.

Would you Boney the Oni?

>>12916875
What's that supposed to mean?
>>12916878
Yes?

>>12916878
LEAVE ME ALOOOOONE-Y YOU ONI

>>12916870
It would be extremely painful...
>>12916872
But you can't sell people!

>>12916888
She's a monster, not a person.

>>12916893
Of course she's a person, she can recognize herself in the mirror!
Most of the time.

>>12916896
She's a wurm. I have no need for justification. None at all.

>>12916896
So can a chimp.

>>12916843
Please anon, wurms go underground of their own accord all the time.

>>12916901
There are no heroes left in man. I bet you'd pilot a mecha that was designed for just Wurm-bullying.

>>12916870
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BullyingADragon

>>12916908
>needing a mecha
>not being Id tier
>not doing the Saitama workout

>>12916917
>not wanting to play with big toys
I bet you're a girl in disguise. Boys love mechs.

>>12916888
>>12916912
What if I bully a dragon with love?

>>12916921
I love power, fuck your toys.

>>12916921
But chicks dig giant robots. He's not human, I tell ya.

>>12916924
Then you get to take responsibility.
>>12916925
Villain please, go conduct evil elsewhere.

>>12916927
Shut up Coop.

>>12916928
>villain
>for wanting to be strong on my own

You're that fucking kamengaf aren't you?

>>12916932
You won't fool me with your silly insults.

>>12916936
I'm not Rp'ing.

>>12916941
>wanting to be strong on my own
>not Rp'ing
That's not the way the cookie crumbles.

>>12916870
You can and you should.

>>12916946
You sure?

>>12916946
>>12916948
This is why I'd do this >>12916924
Make my heart die when she finally goes dere.

>>12916948
That's fighting, not bullying.

>>12916959
That's her defending herself against a bully-wully.

>>12916971
That's obviously someone punching her in the beginning. I'd never punch a super cutie like a dragon.

>>12916977
Yeah, she needs headpats and surprise hugs. Maybe a tutor so she doesn't fail writing. Just because she thinks someone should write about here doesn't mean she can flunk the class.
And then the volcano she lives near erupts, so I need to stay over until things cool down. Only literally.

>>12916984
>surprise hugs
>stay over
Just what are you planning to do with my daughteru?!

>>12916997
Have a sweet romance until she confesses her feelings on her own, and only then take a kiss from her.
If that's alright with you sir.

>>12917002
>dragon vanilla
Proceed.

>>12917010
Why is there no proceeding?

>>12917077
I'm just going to assume that everyone went off to dream of Dragons.

Which is only proper, after all.

>>12917077
I need to try and write more of something else before bed. Sorry.

>>12917080
>>12917083
DISAPPOINTED.

>>12917077
I prefer my dragons to be of the chocolate variety.

>>12917087
Her skin is delicious but I find those tiny foot-claws of hers off-putting.

>>12917087
Tits too big for her hips. Japs have a real problem with this, where they draw a waistless stump and then just add balloon tits.

>>12917094
They also have trouble making good asses. What's up with that?

...

>>12917096
Neat!

>>12917096
>Apophis with glasses
>bellybutton licking
Oh. Oh my. My oh my.

>>12916382
Sheep give wool.
Cows give milk.
Chickens give eggs.
P'orcs give???

>>12917100
P'orcs are the "petting" zoo.

>>12917096
Goddess of love

>>12917096
I want to lick her all over.

>>12917100
P'orcs give all their love.

>>12917096
Nice

>>12917102
Heavy petting zoo?

>>12917096
What does she taste like?

>>12917110
Sweet grapejuice.

>>12917096
Delicious.
>Said the boy licking dat Goddess-tier Grapesnake Belly

Loving the coloring still, glad to see you're keeping it up .less. Looks fantastic, can't wait to see what comes next.

>>12917110
snake cloaca

>>12917100
>P'orcs give???
Sp'acon.
Spank-Dat-Bacon

>>12917109
>Heavy petting zoo
Very good.

>>12917112
She's not a Barometz, anon. She'd taste like salt and faintly like urea.

You know what would be nice?

Shortstack Minotaur arm-wrestling with Brawny Lamia.

>>12917119
>salt and faintly like urea
The venom obviously makes the guy experience those tastes differently.
Besides, when's the last time you tasted something purple that wasn't sweet?

All praise the mighty Loen

>>12917129
I agree

>>12917129
That's nice, but it's not a spider.

>>12917131
Do you think Miaa gets pleasure by licking her own tail? It is a sensitive area.

>>12917137
Yes.
But would she use it to masturbate?

Which will it be? The heart of a P'Orc, or the heart... of Snow White?

>>12917137
>>12917139
probably

>>12917147
Slutbucket.

>>12917139
I can imagine her ouroborosing it up while diddling herself. It's a steamy thought.

>>12917148
please don't

>>12917150
A strumpet and a harlot. A courtesan.

>>12917151
nigger i'll fight you

>>12917153
Ohohoho! Miia pleases old men for money!

>>12917155
Do you have a favorite EMG girl or are they all just cumdumps to you?

>>12917155
What if Mia gets off on degrading insults?

>>12916550

>>12917158
I think that would only work if that was Darling's fetish or something.

>>12917157
I love them all, don't get me wrong.
That being said, it's Rachne

>>12917161
A mushroom I might put my mushroom into after it mushrooms up fully.

>>12917163
Nice choice. I'm more of a Suu fag but tender bondage is an interest of mine.

>>12916888
>But you can't sell people!
Is that so?
>>12913483
Continuing
>"You want to do chores?"
>Only response is vigorous nodding. Shit, a blind kid nodding like that is really cute.
>"Uh, like, what kind of chores?"
>"Anything! It doesn't have to be important. Anything useful. Anything I can do."
>"Something useful that you can do" you repeat.
>Being put on the spot like this you...can't actually think of anything useful that he can do. That's really fucking depressing.
>"Well, uh, wait a minute, let me think about it..."
>Desperate attempts to come up with something causing your mind to go blank.
>Can feel the kid's heart slowly breaking as time drags on.
>Eventually give up and go with the only thing you can think of. Really don't want to.
>"Well, how about massages?" Can feel your creepiness level rising just from saying it.
>"Massages?" Curious head tilt. His body language has been getting a lot more exaggerated. Maybe a reaction to losing his vision.
>Too fucking cute.
>"Yeah, my job is pretty stressful. It'd help out a lot if you could help me relax when I get home."
>Uhhh...
>"You know, with massages. I mean."
> *Eris has leveled up!*
> *Talent point unlocked!*
> +3 str
> +1 int
> +2 dex
> +9 creep