/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>12876594
I sweat over just having a small bottle of lube and one hole tucked away. There is no way in hell I could own a hip or anything bigger without sweating bullets whenever anyone is at my house

>never save porn
>no suss files on my computer whatsoever
>browser is effectively on private mode all the time
>wipes completely when it closes

and I don't even look at weird shit for the most part

>>12874300
We need a report on takuya right now.

>>12876629
He posted a review last thread

>>12876629
>>12876634

>>12874912
>Review of Takuya is now avaliable here:
>http://pastebin.com/WF0GXSzD

Anyone? >>12876600

>Lifted Kanagi art from an old niseMIDI doujin

I want this thing (and other koko products), is it sold anywhere other than toy demon?

>>12876603

>>12876692
If the guy read the paste the troll would be ineffective

>>12876660
>decide what exactly you want to buy
>on JSS, select Forward on the top then Make Order on the left
>fill out everything they want to know
>submit
>receive e-mail with JSS shipping address
>order on Amazon/wherever using that address
>wait until goods arrive at JSS
>select shipping method, pay all the costs
>wait for ages
>receive onahole
>???
>CUMSHOT!

>>12876692
I figured we should just leave out the comma from that comment.

>>12876701
Learn how to write like a normal person of fuck off wherever you came from.

>>12876711
>No bully

Do ubujiru or other lubes come with some package that can be removed for reduced weight?

what;s the actual justification behind j-list hate? Is it just more expensive?

they must obviously do some decent business since they have been partnered with moot for many years now and have basically been the sole advertiser keeping 4chan afloat on more than one occasion.

>>12876737
It's more expensive, they have much less variety, and what they do sell is shit.

>>12876737
They seem to do decent business, but I suspect that what makes them most of their money is not onaholes.

>>12876711
What's your problem? Mom saw your hole today or something?

>>12876701
I wonder how much do you save when bulk ordering compared to normal order from jss.

>>12876737
Poor service, high prices, inferior gimmick products.
Everything sold on j-list is lowest common denominator novelty products aimed at entry level weebs who don't know where else to find such things . /jp/ is above being pandered to like this.

>>12876737
Theyre not an onahole store, theyre a "kawaii otakus only xD store" Their markup is shit compared to dedicated sex toy vendors. Thats why they get hate

>still live with family
>getting my first one next week
>seriously hoping it's packaged discreetely enough

>>12876737
There are simply much better alternatives.
Leave J-LIst to plebs who didn't come to /ona/ before buying.

>>12876758
welcome to /jp/

>>12876701
Thanks, so two more question:
- they only "forward" or only repacking items and can remove package
- how much it cost to ship from amazon->jss?

Is the curvature of the canal of the Venus Real/Clone noticeable at all? Specifically, I want to do hands-free with a Very Soft, if anyone can give input on how that is.

I've been doing hands-free with a Soft Kunoichi, but I don't like how easily air gets in, and I'm interested in trying something equally soft, but tighter.

>>12876806
I think you'll enjoy Real in Soft or Clone in Very Soft. I use both in a doll and they're pretty great. The Real is tighter due to the curvature of its tunnel. I don't know whether its texture is conveyed properly by the Very Soft material though.

Asking this again since it ended up at the very end of the previous thread:

For the people that own a plush, where the hell do you keep it?
I'm thinking I reall want to get one this year but I live in a somewhat small apartment and am not sure where I would keep it. I have a cleaner that comes over once a week and I'd rather not have her, or one of my friends for that matter, find the thing.

Ordered this from eBay to store my Onaholes. If anyone asks something I'll tell them I used it to store my .22 pellet guns inside.

>>12876837
I keep her in the box she came in, in my closet. Simple yet effective. But kind of annoying to get her in and out since i use her almost every day

>>12876837
The Meiki plush can fit inside a standard pillowcase. Not like, tied shut inside of one, but fully covered with nothing showing. You could cover it and throw it in a closet. I don't bother because I live alone and all my toys are kept in their own room for storage and use. I only hide them if I'm having a lot of guests over and need the space.

So, I've decided to buy the Venus Real from omocha now, probably not the smartest to buy for my first but that's the one I want.
The only problem left is which one should I buy? Hard or Normal?

>>12876860
normal

>>12876234
MoT with a thin lube feels amazing, but during clean up a fucking chunk of material came off the lower lip...

The structural integrity of the hole is still there but it looks like the part of the lip with a crater is too thin for comfort....should I be worried? Never had problems with all the other holes I had before

>>12876785
>they only "forward" or only repacking items and can remove package
They can do pretty much whatever you ask them to.

>how much it cost to ship from amazon->jss?
Free with Amazon Prime (just don't forget to cancel it after the 30-day trial)

>>12876887
I don't have amazon prime, but I think amazon jp has free shipping regardless.

>>12876785
>>12876887
Regular amazon is free shipping too. Prime is just *even* faster. I've never had prime and it's still wicked fast.
If you mean the JSS price for amazon->jss forward, it's like 500-600yen per package on top of the shipping to your home, and that includes requests such as "please remove packaging". it's pretty alright. Won't find much cheaper.

>>12876750
A lot.

>>12876753
Top quality post, dude.

>>12876908
>>12876921
Oh, good to know.

>>12876887
>>12876921
Thanks.

YALL COWARDS

http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Sperm-collector_370455421.html

>>12877063
I don't think I'll ever trust something that moves without human interaction with my dick. I'm just too afraid.

>>12877063
>http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Sperm-collector_370455421.html
>3.Safely collect sperm and massage the penis

In that order? I'm in.

>>12877063
Price? I don't want to subscribe to that site just to find out it costs 500 bucks.

>>12877087
It costs your dick.

>>12877063
its just an autoblow attached to a vending machine with a touch screen on it

>>12877063
For a second I thought there was hiding some small cute loli with open mouth 24/7 and ready to do her job.

Okay i gotta say after using Lolinco it is best Magic Eyes hole i have used, its so firm and stuff it just works wonders.

>>12877194
Fuck you, I'm so hard now.

phimisos bros... any good onaholes for us on nls?

>>12877087
It's hospital gear. It's more likely to cost $10,000.
Or more.

>>12877269
I can highly recommend the Kunoichi, both soft and normal are fine. The entrance is large and easy to penetrate and because the hole itself doesn't have that much stimulation your glans will get used to it pretty quickly.

>>12876758
>rubber toy and lotion
Have fun explaining that to your mother

>>12877269
Jus get your dick fixed.

>>12877269
>>12877353
Fixed = No circumcision! remember this golden rule!

>>12877324
It has plenty of stimulation from the groves. But it's soft as HEAVEN. Which pairs fairly nicely.

Anyone from the UK know a good seller? Or would it be best to import?

My first onahole has shipped.

My body is ready.

>>12877708
en-nls

m-maby I could be your onahole /jp/...

>>>/b/590742138

pls dont give us away>>12877761

>>12877776
tfw 1 off quints

>>12877776
Don't worry they don't know about this place.

>>12877754
are you cute

>>12877351
>I am going to use this to masturbate
Was that so hard?

>>12877820
>When will you finally get a girlfriend, Anon? Even your little brother has one now.

>>12877842
>Wait, you told me my brother died when I was 3 years old

>>12877820
Masturbating is for pedophiles and tears the soul apart. You don't want to be like your uncle, do you? Garsh darned scum.

>>12877738
Cheers. Any others? Quite like shopping around, unless it's the best one for UK then that one will do.

>>12877842
>Sorry, I'll go to the girlfriend store right now and get one

>>12877863
http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/ ships internationally if you ask them to

hotpowers
amazon.jp if you want to use JSS

>>12876806
I can definitely say I can feel the curvature in Venus Real in soft. I don't know if very soft will provide that feel or if it'll just melt.

I've got $400 worth of orders still shipping, and yet I feel the need to order more.

>>12877063
Offtopic but I ended up searching more, and holy shit sperm donors earn tons of money. $125/donation

>>12877915
No worries, just ship them to my address.

>>12877754
Ill fuck anything with a hole.

>>12877915
same feel. weekly orders arent enough anymore

>>12877856
Oh fuck that hits home. I'm pretty sure that's what my siblings say about me to their children... ;_;

>>12877932
Getting on the list is difficult, they require a lot of invasive tests and investigations. It's also a competitive position and a lot of pseudoscience eugenics and borderline Nazism is involved in selection.

>>12877932
Here clinic are very selective, you have only 1/100 chance that you meet the clinic's requirement. There's a lot of test to be done which is time consuming.

>>12877967
Good.

>>12877967
>>12878018
Gotta be tall
Gotta be white
Gotta be free from family illnesses
Gotta hold a college degree
Gotta submit to extensive background and generic screening

Yeah, nah

>>12878045
Are you sure that's not the listing to get a woman?

>>12877842
>I'm buying rubber toys
>meanwhile my sister is picking out wedding dresses just in case she finally meets a man
Well, at least SHE doesn't live at home anymore.

>>12878073
Its the listing of what neo-nazis want out of an unknown father.

So basically yes.

My Puni DX has developed some little black mold spots. I'm sure I've been cleaning it thoroughly.
They are somewhat near the entrance.

Best way to remove/cleanse them?

>>12878127
RIP penis

So I have two Fleshlight and Tenga black fliphole, but the market surely has changed last time I checked. So I was thinking of getting something new that's more satisfying. Looking something that feels better than the before mentioned products and also feels tighter. I never use Fleshlights anymore just Tenga, but I wouldn't describe Tenga as tight, would say they are loose to me. I'm about 6.5 inch.

Was looking at some reviewa on onahole.eu, Rina, Rao, vrigin age admission or Lolinco caught my eye, any other recommendations?

>>12877708
>>12877708
>>12877863
If you're doing a big shop, en-nls.
Else I find wanta to be great, it's local so you don't have to worry about importing.

It's way more expensive but by the time you add up shipping costs, import tax, Handling fees and then the chance of getting busted for loli packaging (unless you ask to remove them) it kinda evens itself out.

>>12877351
What's to explain? The purpose of the items in question would only catch a mother as strange if intended for use in something OTHER than masturbation. :D

>>12878147
The tomax Venus line, hips, mouth of truth, etc.

>>12878169
"I bought a fig and some lotion for my hands."

>>12877754
How much do you weigh? International shipping will be too expensive Probably have to put you on a boat, few weeks on the high seas... no. No! It's no good i'm sorry.

>>12878127

If it is just the outside it is probably not mold but dirt. I have a few holes where I have accidently dropped them on the floor and they get these weird black spots that look like mold but is just dirt stuck into the rubber in such a way it has a sort of moldy gradient look to it.

Unfortunately it doesn't really rub off at all you would have to cut it off and powder the shit out of that spot. I just leave it.

If you are paranoid maybe rub some alcohol or vinegar over it.

Of course if its inside or actually moldy be more concerned, but its probably not.

>>12878180
That lotion bit still sounds suspicious.

>>12878190
they are inside, just past the first ridge in the anus.
Just to be sure I'm taking some small scissors to the toy and lightly clipping the spots off the surface.

>>12878199
It's all about the confidence of the delivery. Unless they think you're ordering sextoys they probably won't question a sensible answer like that.

You're also not technically lying:
An onahole is a model and lube is lotion for your hands.

>>12878216
The black spots are the fruiting body of the fungus, the roots and actual fungal body are much deeper and many times larger.

n anyone compare NPG meikis like the 001, 005, and 008 with the tomax venus line for me?

I have a lot of tomax holes and I am thinking of investing in a pair of meiki via the hotpowers onaset. I hear a lot of "mine tore to pieces" about them though, so I am mildly apprehensive.

>>12878216
Just wondering how did you wash it? I want to avoid getting molds

>>12877899
>>12877927

>I get a text from my post ofice when packages arrive
>get one this morning tell me package has arrived
>take it in good faith get to post office
>lol wut package must've been a computer glitch
>check tracking on my phone through usps
>still shipping
>I pay $50 a year for this text service

>>12878610
>Trusting USPS to provide quality service
Pffff. That said, I have a PO Box. I'm strongly considering getting one through UPS or something instead though since I can't use the fastest shipping methods to it.

>>12877754
Want to do a gangbang with /jp/? I call your ass first.

>>12878664
wut

my point was usps still have my package tracking and it's probbaly another day out but my post office told me I have mail. I have a PO box too.

>>12878677
>usps still have my package tracking and it's probbaly another day out but my post office told me I have mail
Yeah, that's not quality service. You can't count on USPS to provide anything else, even now that they're not as terrible.

Did that text feature come with the box though, or is it an additional fee on top of that? Not that it really matters I guess, I track-stalk all of my packages anyway.

>>12878682
the text service is run by australia post, separate from usps. when mail arrives for you at the post office they text you but apparently they like to just fire off texts at random knowingly I'll drive there 15 minutes later.

>>12878701
Oh, so it's Australia's postal service being shit again. I'm so sorry Anon, may your artificial vaginas/figures/whatever reach you in peace.

>>12878494
Okay ill add it, but only if you tell me what a paraben is, and why I/we should care if our lube has them or not.

>>12878610
USPS fucking blows. Their drivers dont even leave me the slips anymore. Considering paying the little extra for DHL's service.

>>12878736
Parabens are preservatives added to lube to, well, help preserve from spoiling.
Some anons reported allergic reactions/irritation on the dick using such lubes.

Which phimosis ring from nls should I get? I don't want to get order one just to find out its an older gen and sucks or something, like with the warmers.

God these things are priced just at the sweet spot to where i'm on the NLS site making selections and keep adding moar on account of 'well shipping is going to be a son of a bitch anyway so I might as well stock up... only 25 bucks. only 30 bucks. and 15 for this and 10 for that and ooh that's only...'

Guy who had a $200 credit to fleshlight thanks to his weirdo ex-roomate here.

Barracuda and Obsesseion are simultaneously both completely lacking in any subtlety and do a poor job of being intense. It's fucking mind boggling to me how anyone could colossally fuck up that bad, it's like their products don't get tested between the prototyping and manufacturing stages.

They devour lube as there's a lot of surface area inside. I've got a 9'' girthy cock, these sleeve were both far too long, and far too narrow for me. WHO WERE THEY DESIGNED FOR? A theoretical man with a 14 inch pencil dick? they came in clear plastic cases that were stapled shut, they were covered in grease, and had cornstarch filling the hole and the exterior which was impossible to get out in one wash.

Bonus point for including complementary toy cleaner and fleshrestore branded 100% cornstarch (I can't believe people get suckered into to paying for that...).

The Vstroker works alright, I'm going to be Jerry-rigging it to a venus later tonight and actually enjoying what the accelerometer is on.

Their Vstroker hero vids are an absolute joke unless you're a complete quickshot though. They alternate between slow, 'fast', and 'whatever you want'. Even going flatout on the anyspeed sections it took me two back to back playthroughs to even come close. The speed they require for fast is probably closer to a 1:1 beat. And there are essentially two types of rest sections. If you can beat fap hero, you'll struggle to cum to these.

Are these threads really getting too gay? Should I never post my dick or talk about butt toys again?

>>12878837
it's not gay, it's just a bunch of cool straight dudes watch some other cool straight dues masturbate. you know what - don't overthink it.

>>12878837
Butt stuff has been around for a while, but it's not inherently gay because, y'know, men often have prostates.

The videos, on the other hand... are something else.

>>12878843
You're not cool nor straight.

>>12878844
The videos are demonstrations. Strictly for research purposes.

>>12878874
I want closet homo ona users who want to flash their penises on the internet to leave.

>>12878880
No closet here.

>>12878880
>this insecure

we don't care if you are gay

>>12878831
I'm sorry anon, I could've suggested better textures but there's not much to choose from.

>>12878831
why didn't you sell off those credits and buy actual onaholes?

Do dual layer or single layer feel onaholes feel any different from each other?

>>12878907
Well they were free and a gift. I got to figure out what all the buzz is not about.

>>12878736
usps saving money. they drop everything on the porch and its job done. Im guessing because 99% of the time nobody steals the package. at least in my neighorhood.

>>12878880
Daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks

Especially since theyre such good size and all.

>>12878784
Alright. Do you have a list?

>>12878147
virgin age admission is hella tight. not much sensation though. i heard that the virgin age graduation has better sensation. maybe check that one out instead. i don't have the toehrs, but rina/rao are highly recommended.

>>12879055
Ya I can see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.

>>12878837
>>12878843
>>12878844
>>12878874
>>12878880
We're all here discussing advanced masturbation techniques and penis size with a bunch of dudes. From there, it's not a big leap to watching demo videos. If you prefer to not see other anons' dicks, just don't click on the links.

You see more dick in an evening of watching straight porn than you'll ever witness in these threads, anyway. Think about that for a minute, before you get all homophobic.

>>12878953
might depend on the onahole. but dual layer onaholes are supposed to be made of durable outer shell and stimulating inner core. single layer will be more durable but less stimulating.

>>12879106
obligatory

>>12879183
gay

>>12879055
>Do you have a list?
I don't, sorry.
ITT calling all /ona/bros for help.

i think you guys made the janny mad

>>12879416
Eh. It was up long enough to screen it and put it in the paste.

Short review before I go to sleep. I purchased the Softornado from Queencat, and just used it for the first time tonight.

http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/softornado-male-masturbator/

Overview: The hole was actually a good bit smaller than I had thought it would be. It's not as soft as my soft Lilith Uterus (unfortunately I have no normal Tomax holes to compare) but it is still decently soft. It is also quite tight, and was doing its best to jump off my penis when I loosened my grip. The exterior isn't much to look at, but the strange entry angle did add a good bit of stimulation to the underside of my penis. For the interior, the spiral pattern was incredibly stimulating (given I typically use a Uterus soft, I wasn't ready for this), and I came far sooner than I usually do. The end doesn't look it, but it also has a decent vacuum chamber and suction as well. The hole came with a packet of Pepee's Evolotion, which I used.

The Good: vacuum chamber isn't as good as the Uterus for suction, but you can feel the womb a whole lot more in the Softornado if you like womb fucking.
The interior spiral texture is very aggressive and stimulating.
No smell, and the hole is not terribly sticky to the touch.

The Bad: Durability may be a problem for some people. I have about a 5" penis, and I ripped her on the first use. Slight tear in the bottom of the ring inside of the hole's entrance, slight rip at the bottom of the pussy lips, and a rip going from the top of the entrance to the bottom of the clit. Seeing that damage from one use disappoint me a lot, seeing as its a $35 hole.

The Ugly: I am aware it looks like a phimosis penis in the pictures. In real life, it does look a lot more like a pussy. Also, as stimulating as it was, the tightness and texture make it a bit difficult to clean. Make's me respect Tomax's durability even more.

All in all, worth it if you have money to burn and want a tighter hole with strong spiral stimulation. Just don't expect Tomax durability.

janny confirmed mad

>>12878216
Don't bother. Just like food, a popular example cheese, if it's got visible mold in it then it's got invisible spores deeper.
If you're sure it's mold from the smell and the inability to wash it off, then you should trash it regardless. And try to make sure there's no larger spots of mold growing in your house afterwards.

Boy I sure do love onaholes.

>>12878259
I have all of those Meikis. The NPG material is like a lower-quality Tomax soft. The rubber is "bouncier" if that makes sense. It has a distinct NPG Meiki odor that smells of sweet, almost fruity wax. The smell goes away over time.

The interior of these is much lower friction than either Venus, and 001 in particular can be like fucking a slippery jelly. It feels very fast / loose compared to the Real especially with a thin lube. Durability-wise, I put the single layers above Kunoichi but more prone to tearing than a Tomax.

The 005 is a different beast. First, it's very big, maybe 25% larger than 001. It is hard to squeeze into a Meiki plush, though it does fit. Second, it's got that dual layer interior that gives it the more interesting appearance and the extra textured stimulation that is missing from 001. The inner lining definitely adds to the realism, and in my experience it hasn't torn, worn thin, or separated from the outer layer.

The NPG Meiki that was my favorite, feeling wise, was the 007. She has nice outer lips that can actually spread, and the interior felt the most convincing to me. I retired her because those lips tore at the bottom after about 40 uses. RIP Sarah.

>>12878736
http://www.webmd.com/children/environmental-exposure-head2toe/personal-care-products?page=1

http://www.fda.gov/cosmetics/productsingredients/ingredients/ucm128042.htm

tl;dr
Parabens might be a cause of cancer, but research didn't cover all the possibilities.

More studies are being done to investigate parabens, but when there's paraben-free lubes available, I wouldn't risk it.

>>12879544
I'd pay very little attention to anything other than confirmed human carcinogens.
The "possible cause" or "Possible increased risk tiers" you should ignore.
The research is incredibly sensitive, and never really discounts the possibility of anything.

>>12879438
>The Bad: Durability may be a problem for some people. I have about a 5" penis, and I ripped her on the first use. Slight tear in the bottom of the ring inside of the hole's entrance, slight rip at the bottom of the pussy lips, and a rip going from the top of the entrance to the bottom of the clit.

How much does the effect the suction? That's pretty disappointing considering how my only apprehension with the Lilith Uterus is how plain everything leading up to the actual uterus is, which made that one sound perfect.

>using my very soft hole
>lube up and stick it in
>look at my femdom animes
>just moving my penis makes me almost burst
>reposition myself and inadvertently cum

You guys without vey soft holes have no idea what you're missing.

Anyone ever have an orgasm so hard they actually pulled a muscle from spasming? Just used my Roa hard (tiny asian dick) and came harder than ever before

>>12879716
yes, my calves strangely enough...

Does anyone have personal experience using the usb ona listed here? Or any usb ones
https://blog.onahole.eu/game-controlling-onahole-the-future-is-not-yet-now.html

Looking for my first hip onahole.
Being an europoor, how can I get my hands on ALICEだよっ！(Alice Dayo) ?

>>12879716
Weird cramp in my foot a couple times, but that hasn't happened in several years.

>>12879724
http://www.onaho.net/usb_onahole/custom_maid3d.html

Can I turn the announcer inside out for cleaning or is it too fragile for that?

>>12879716
Yes. Calves, yes. Also lower back. Cramps only though. Nothing as bad as an actual pull.

>>12879470
Different anon here.
I've had the Meiki Up, 005, and 008, with 005 and Up being my favourites for a while. Do you prefer the Venus line over the Meikis? How different are they in terms of realism?

I wonder if the guy who was wanting to get rid of his gwen sexflesh is still here?

Used my onahole once. Once.
Cleaned everything before and after very well. Very. Well.

Now 2 inches of skin directly below my dickhead is itchy.
Using neosporin atm and it relieves the itch. Buying anti-fungal shit later today and gonna postpone all faps until this shit's gone.
Going to the doc if the anti-fungals don't work out. What could have gone wrong my fellow onaholers?

Queen Cat Adult toys
Venus Real, Hard
Checked bag before opening, looked good.
Used honey drops lube
Warm water, microfiber towel, and paper towel for cleaning

>>12879972
Did you clean yourself afterward? You have to clean yourself afterward too. Barring that you probably reacted to something in the lube, no way you're dealing with mold after one use.

>>12879983
Oh yea, cleaned myself. Lube... in the fucking trash honey drops go.
Thanks

>>12879862
The NPG Meikis are very good, but when I got my first soft Tomax holes the Meikis were relegated to variety fap status. Real Soft feels every bit like a pussy when heated and used hands-free. The gently textured, S-curved tunnel and the dense material capture the feel of plowing clingy, meaty vag interior perfectly.

>>12879992
Yeah, heal up then try a lube you know you're okay with. If the problem persists then it is the hole, but I very much doubt that at this point.

>>12879972
Did you wash the hole before use? Were you particularly rough? Wash with mild liquid soap at least.

>>12879972
>Hard
Yeah, after using hard holes my dick is always itchy and uncomfortable for a bit. They're just that irritating in general. Heavy friction can do that.
Has it been long since? Did you use plenty of lubricant? Do you have a softer hole to try later?

When JSS forwarding should I use COD or pay in advance and send item from amazon to jss?

>>12880010
Yea, washed the hole before. Rough washing or rough fapping? Rough fapping, yea. Rough washing, no. Didn't use any soaps

>>12880032
It's been a little more than a day. Used plenty of lube. I have a venus clone very soft on it's way as well, after this clears up will try a different lube with the very soft, as well as buy some soap other than Dawn for cleaning it.

>>12879997
>>12879997
>The NPG Meikis are very good, but when I got my first soft Tomax holes the Meikis were relegated to variety fap status. Real Soft feels every bit like a pussy when heated and used hands-free. The gently textured, S-curved tunnel and the dense material capture the feel of plowing clingy, meaty vag interior perfectly

Shit, here I am waiting for the poco pen and you already make me feel like ordering the real

>>12879972
>>12880069
I'm no expert, but I'd say to switch back to your hand+lotion for a few days if you HAVE to fap (and if you don't then just make sure you're moisturizing a lot anyway)

If it doesn't heal up from that see a doctor. If it does, go ahead & try the soft, but if you feel irritated again definitely go see a doctor. Anti fungal creams can take up to 2 weeks to clear you up and that's a long time to guess when you could have the answer in a day or 2. (and of course, the sooner you have a more concrete answer, the sooner you can comfortably get back to your holes)

I can't decide on lilith spiral wave or Lilith Uterus for my first onahole help?!

Got a message from nls that due to the cushoning my package is over 2kg and I can't use e-packet. I'm fine with paying extra for EMS since it'll get here faster as well. Too bad I only just noticed the message e-mail because business hours are already over so it won't get shipped until tomorrow.

>>12880103
Are you the anon who ordered Poco Pen as his first onahole? You'll be very pleased, I'm sure. And yet, you'll definitely order more holes before too long because that's what happens when you become involved in this hobby.
>>12880152
Spiral Wave in Soft or Normal.
>>12879943
There were at least 3 of us with the Gwen. I recall one of the anons was disappointed, while the other seemed pleased and had his all dressed up. Mine is more or less a bedroom decoration at this point. She sits on my dresser in the middle of all my other holes.

I just finished my order and bought Venus Real Medium from omocha, maybe if I'm lucky I'll get it this week, shouldn't take too long from germany to austria.

I can't wait.

>>12880223
the venus real looks good, it's just so fucking huge and weighs a ton.

Sujiman Lolinco vs Virgin Age Admission how do they compare to eachother in terms of tightness?

>>12880182
ayy lmao, poco pen will be my first hip, but definitely not my first onahole

S-s-sue Johanson Super Head Honcho -> Mirai no Meiki -> Meiki Up -> Seventeen Bordeaux -> Milk Kudasai ES -> Meiki 008 -> Meiki 005 -> Mouth of Truth

Well they're all gone except for the MoT :(

>>12879716

Not pulled a muscle as such, but I've had a few post-coital leg cramps when doing various hands-free methods.

>>12879557
I didn't notice any less suction, but this was my first time using the hole. That being said, there's an inner entrance inside the pussy lips similar to the "Open My Pussy" series, so any tear on the lips themselves isn't going to affect. The interior tear I will keep my eye on however.

>>12880269
What did you do to all those onaholes?

>>12880269
How was the Milk ES?

>>12880356

Some were thrown out of guilt (Meiki Up)
Some were thrown out because of a lack of cleanliness (008/005)
Some were thrown out because they were found (although nobody really cared)
Some were thrown because they were a disappointment (Bordeaux, Milk ES)

Will I still be pleased with the poco pen? It IS my first hip after all

>>12880359
>>12880360

Like I said, a disappointment. the mouth cavity isn't textured, and it feels nothing like a real mouth all things considered. Didn't actually feel like anything at all, truth be told. Mouth of Truth is WAY better, feels closer to the real thing, the mouth cavity at least.

Are Bad Dragon toys worth the extra?

>>12880392
Yes

>>12880392

If you're into that kind of stuff then you won't find the same thing anywhere else I suppose...

>>12880392
People have said that their sleeves are bad because they lack texture. But the material is high quality.

>>12880392
The insertables are great I don't know about their penatrables though.

Does anyone know Lolicon onaholes regarding Netherlands? I was thinking of ordering on NLS but then I saw Amazon.co.UK has them too for a slightly higher price, but it would be much faster shipping. Since Amazon UK ships to the Netherlands, it should be legit.. Right? Whether I order on NLS or Amazon UK

>>12880413
I have ordered stuff with loli boxes before and not had any problems. Plus there's mytenga.nl which sells Lolinco among others(they have a huge markup though) so you should be fine.

If you decide to go with NLS, pay in yen instead of euros, saved me about €15 on my last order(€75 instead of €90).

>>12880419
How do you control what currency you pay with?

>>12880439
read the fuckin-, you know what forget it, you don't change the currency, just pay the price.

>>12880419
Thanks for the info. Yeah I know about Yen it has the lowest convention rate to euro.
I asked NLS to wrap it up in paper / bubbles so the artbox isn't visible. I seen it on mytenga.nl but I still feel a bit paranoid since I'm ordering outside Europe. Last thing I want is getting arrested for ordering a lolicon box. Germany is also somewhat confusing omochadreams.de has the sujiman series with the artbox, but Amazon.de doesn't have the artbox on the site.

You mentioned your orders came in fine from NLS, do you also live in the Netherlands?

>>12880439
When you choose what shipping you want during the checkout.

>>12880441
I live in the Netherlands yeah and I've had orders with a lolinco and a Give me your milk go through fine. I wouldn't put the boxes on display but nothing is going to happen if you order them.

>>12880360
>Some were thrown out of guilt (Meiki Up)
what

>>12880360
What's so bad about the Bordeaux?
I'm getting it as my first because I figured I have to start somewhere.

>>12880486
It's pretty generic, it's not bad but it's a somewhat older model and most people prefer the newer holes that have more stimulation.

Nothing wrong with it as a starter hole though.

>>12880499
oh that's perfectly fine then, thanks.

>>12880486

I'm the guy you asked

The material was much firmer than I expected, and the stimulation came from the pressure on my dick instead of the actual texture, like the previous holes I had. I could even describe it as rough. But that's considering all I was exposed to was the dick hugging meikis.

If you're planning to get a hole anyways, might as well go big and get one of the Tomax holes.

>>12880505
That's all right too, as I have zero experience with any, so I can't really complain about details, like the feeling.

>>12880551

If you've had real sexual experience, or would like to have something that simulates that, the bordeaux would be a mistake. You seem pretty settled on the bordeaux though, and maybe it'll satisfy... different strokes for different folks :)

>>12880561
That's just because I already ordered and am just waiting for it to arrive.
And even if I won't like it, I won't know until I try.

>>12880667

Well, if you find it too rough for you, then you know what to do. (TOMAX/Meiki) ;)

Kunoichi normal or soft?

Most realistic hip?

>>12880686
I can't exactly answer yet since my soft still has to be shipped but the normal is already pretty soft. Unless you know you for sure that you want a super soft hole you might as well start with a normal.

If you left your baby-batter in your onahole after use for a day, would it still be liquid or would it congeal / dry?

I know someone who doesn't clean after use who swears it's still fully liquid, even thinner of a liquid than initial shot.

It's digusting.

>>12880695
week old semen is best lube.

>>12880695
what's the difference between america and an uncleaned onahole?
the latter will eventually develope a culture.

>>12880695
Posts like this make me want to get up and spend the next hour cleaning my holes even though I already clean them pretty much after use.

I do like staying inside for a minute or two after cumming though, followed by slowly pulling out afterwards for the best feeling.

>>12880689
Probably this
>http://en-nls.com/pict1-5072?c2=12001014
or this
>http://en-nls.com/pict1-41505?c2=12001014

Don't have experience with either, but those are the only options regarding "realism"

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK
Customs got my order.
Now I must go pick it up myself or tell the post here (germany) to do it for me. Hum. wat do.

>>12880695
It gets liquidy, yes. I actually just cleaned mine after using it last about 10 hours ago.

>>12880717
America has created more culture in the last 200 years than several countries have in their entire existance.
Go ahead and tell us where you're from so I can laugh at you.

>>12880976
>taking a joke serious.
no need to clap, man, I don't have any oil.

>>12880968
The first time I went to the post office they opened up my package. Glad I didn't order any loli.
Never happened again after that though.

>>12881019
My greatest nightmare

RIP in Peace

>>12881019
I've had one of my packages come at my door with a pretty huge tear in the front of the box. You could see part of the Kunoichi box through it if you looked closely. Delivery guy didn't seem to notice or care and it's not like I'll ever see him again.

tfw new toys coming in the mail tomorrow
tfw its snowing

>>12880979
That "joke" was so confusing and not at all funny, it seemed pretty natural for him to take it seriously.

>>12881041
I got a slip to go to the post office and pick up my package even though I was home when the mail came. I don't think think I can even make it there today. Suffering.

I was inquiring Amazon UK regarding if I had to pay customs or not. Amazon UK is inside EU like me, but the seller ships from Japan.

Then they ask me this:

03:12 PM GMT Amazon: Just to confirm, are you trying to place an order for
Sujiman Kupa Rina male masturbator ?
03:13 PM GMT Me: Yes from the seller Deputi Japan
03:13 PM GMT Amazon: I understand that the item is sent from Japan. However, the import fees will be paid by the seller and you need not pay extra for the order.
You will be charged only for the amount shown in your order.
03:14 PM GMT Me: Ok, thank you that's what I wanted to know
03:14 PM GMT Amazon: Is there anything else I can do for you today?
03:14 PM GMT Me: No, thank you, that's all
03:15 PM GMT Amazon: Have a great day! Take care!
03:15 PM GMT Me: Have a good day too
03:15 PM GMT Amazon: We hope to see you again soon!

Felt slightly awkward, then again who cares not like they know me right? But slightly amusing, I wonder what the person was thinking when they checked what I had currently in the Amazon basket xD

tomax anal holes when?

>>12881087
that would be nice

How the hell do you guys last so long using onaholes? I've spent about 700 dollars in just holes alone, and have tried a ton of different textures, sizes, and firmness.. And I cant seem to last for more than a few minutes at most. Although is does feel a lot better to use an ohanole than my hand; I feel it shouldn't take longer to clean my holes than it does to use them.

Any tips?

>>12881145
Have you ever tried going again shortly(within an hour or so) of an orgasm to see if you can last longer?

I'd suggest using one of your softer holes and try edging. Raising your overall stamina by exercising, eating healthy and getting a good amount of sleep also helps.

>>12881182
>Have you ever tried going again shortly(within an hour or so) of an orgasm to see if you can last longer?
I've tried it, but I could only last 10 minutes.

>using one of your softer holes and try edging
I've tried this; and the longest I've ever been able to last was 30~40 minutes, and I came 3 times at the end. It was amazing

>exercising, eating healthy...
In the spring-summer time I'm really good at this; but as soon as winter hits, I don't do as much as I'd like.

Thanks for the advice. I love onaholes, and will never go back to using my hand, but whenever I use an onahole my penis just feels really sensitive. Maybe it isn't a problem, I may have just expected too much.

>Ordered MonHun holes e-packet like a month ago
>Finally after all this time hits NY yesterday
>No updates since

I will probably miss the day it arrives too and need to leave the signed card for the next day. I just want to tentacle up some hoes is that so much to ask.

Where the hell can I find my bank's fee for exchange rates? Do I have to actually speak to a real person?

>order from dhl for once thinking it'll be easier and faster
>usps usually gets here around 1pm
>530pm rolls around still no sign of my "plastic toys and lotion"
>now need to call & have them hold the package for pickup so nobody in my house sees it
>apparently closest pick up location is in the ghetto an hour drive away
>cars heat is shitty and it's going to be snowing and -13 tomorrow

Guess i'll just stick to EMS from now on! The harem god smiles upon those of you with close dhl pickups.

Okay Lolinco is propably best hole so far, recommend it to everyone, well maybe not to those who prefer very soft holes.

>>12881958
>order lotion and hole seperately
>lotion scheduled for 8th, hole for 13th
>lotion arrived today
>now all bets are off for the hole
geez

>>12881824
Depends on your bank, usually they have them listed on their website somewhere. I live in glorious mapleland where our banks are regulated tho.

>>12882000
United by sad dick

>recieve another message from australia post claming I have a package
>don't want to drive 20 mins there for nothing
>they don't have a phone number you cna ring

they are actively trying to fuck with me, I checked the USPS tracking and it only the left los angeles dispatch 6 hours ago. I have no other mail routed to that box.

>>12882208

>20 min

You are a whyning wanker

Just got my first Onahole, it is so damn hard to fit my dick in. What do?

>>12882292
Make sure you're using lube so you don't look like an idiot

>>12882297
I am. I'm starting to wonder if I should apply more lube.

>>12882303
Make sure that there is some lube on the entrance to aide insertion.

>>12882309
Okay. Yeah, I didn't really apply that much on the entrance. I think that might be the problem because my dick is not even that big.

>>12882323
You might also be too nervous. My first two times took a lot of work, because I was too scared to really push it in, and I kept going soft. I solved this by pretending a sweet, gentle, and caring older woman was taking my virginity.

I love this general

>>12881145
700 dollars? damn did really need to buy that many? I have two. but pff the top of my head I could name 10 that I am interested in lol. but not sure if I should be buying so many,

>>12882292
need lube and 100% boner. semi erect won't penetrate the harder onaholes.

>>12882351
You are exactly right. I just got this few hours ago. I was nervous as fuck, I can barely get a hard on and it just kept getting soft. Is that normal?

Assuming no experience with toys or lube, how much of a mess can I expect at my first try?

And the pastebin barely touches on cleaning, I have some spidery fingers, but will that be enough to clean it?

>>12881145
I have had the same problem you have.
Only thing is, I recently had to move back in my parents house where I have almost no privacy, so the speedy faps are quite useful now seeing as it's near impossible to even use my holes.

>>12879709
I'm out of femdom hentai, i'd like good recommendations... holes should arrive in a week.
They restocked on the ona tsuyu and mi-nyan real quick before they go out of stock again.

>>12882384
>spidery fingers
I've never heard this term before. Does that mean like piano fingers or sausage fingers?

>>12882351
ooooh noooo, is it going to be my awkward 16-year old half-limp defloration all over again?

>>12882372
Some people in this thread have put a lot more than $700 into this hobby. A few small orders don't seem like a lot, but they really add up.

>>12882384
>Assuming no experience with toys or lube, how much of a mess can I expect at my first try?
Very little with most holes, actually. So long as you don't try to drown the thing in lube you'll be fine.

>>12882398
long and thin.
I have no idea of the scale of holes, so I have no idea how far I can reach into it without damaging it.

>>12882381
Okay. I will keep that in mind.

>>12882382
Well i wasn't nervous, and i was excited as hell so my first time was glorious , but its different for everybody. Just relax and turn on that porn that makes you hard 100% of the time and do it.

>>12882445
Okay. Anything else that you would recommend me to do since this is my first time trying Onahole?

>>12882382
This is a pretty normal thing, you are probably nervous which makes it hard to get or maintain an erection.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBRSR_LGlOE#t=1696
is this our future

>>12876606
The hole that made me lose my friend.
By Anon

>It was mid-December when I thought of a funny gift for my best friend. an onahole.
>we had a dying relationship between each other at the time.
I tried several times to save it by the interests we use to share. although, he started having new friends because of a game called counter strike.
>I told a two of friends I was going to buy him the toy and they laughed and giggled. they both replied he would probably use it (especially since he never dated)
>Amazon prime was nice with the two day free shipping with a price of ~$30.
>after waiting till the 24th and asked my kiss less virgin friend if I can come over and give him his gift.
>he was very pleased to hear I was giving him a present from me but he said not today.
>the 27th arrived. and finally I was able to give him the onahole after a few hours at his house, he just playing CS(:GO) by himself and me resorting to playing the wiiu with his little brother. I then came to my moped grabbed the gift and trying to sneak it in so his parents don't find out or anyone else.
>made it but as I was about to hide it in his "U" shaped desk his little brother (and friend) noticed me sneaking it
>"You brought anon a present!"
>me shocked uh yeah I did
more

>>12882514
>anon open your present
>"Later" he replied
>then I played more Wiiu shaking in fear trying to come up with a plan
>then little anon bro asks what's in the present?
>I thinking I might as well tell him so he doesn't go shit balls laughing and the parents start wondering why he is laughing so much
>so I told him and explained what I bought his brother
> he giggled as I told him
>later I come in with his brother closing the door
>lil' anon saying open it
>anon says fine rips the wrapping opens the mailing box and finds a black plastic sealed box
opens the top of the box and says I don't want it. and keeps playing cs go
>I said fine I'll take it then I replied.
>lil' anon says remove the black stuff and so I did and he started giggling and taking pictures of the box.
>csgo anon gets up and yells I don't want that and nor do I want it in my house!
>I said fine I'll take it back like I said me and his bro kept talking until I said its getting dark and he walks me out
>hey can you open the box and shoe me the fake vagina
>I opened it and handed it to him
>he gave a small giggle and I placed it in my mopeds trunk and said good bye and left
there is more...

>>12882495
Hope so! :D

>>12882404
im getting ready to spend over $700 on it lol not right away of course.

>>12879709
whats the cheapest soft onahole on the market?

>>12882477
Not much else, its just like masturbating with your hand, you do it to have a good time.

>>12882564
Flehslights

>>12882564
Kunoichi is quite affordable and is sold on NLS.
>>12882612
Please

>>12882612
those cost a lot. I thought they were firmer than onaholes? i just know they are bigger and more durable.

There's nothing in the Pastebin about anal toys. Are /jp/ toys any good in that regard?

I have my hopes up! Hope to replace my Seventeen Bourdeaux as daily driver.

>>12882650
>Hard
Do tell us how that works out.

>>12882650
>HD595s
Great
>vitamin water
Faggot

>>12882655

>Cheap

Fixed that for you.

>>12882654
Is hard rare or something? I hear it's like ToyHeart's which I really enjoy.

>>12882655
I agree with the Vitamin water, but my college dorm market doesn't have a good selection of drinks. It's either this, soda, energy drinks, overpriced bottled tea, or Tropicana orange juice which I have had too much of already.

>>12882649
The addage is "if you go in it, buy Japanese, if it goes in you buy American." That said, I'm not sure how well that stands up to sounding materials.

>>12882665
>Is hard rare or something?
/jp/ drools over soft/very soft holes in general, you won't see much hard anything outside of a few loli holes.

>I hear it's like ToyHeart's which I really enjoy.
Toys Heart has too materials I'm aware of: Baby Skin and Safe skin. Baby Skin is similar to Tomax's soft but a little gummier, and Safe skin was so stiff part of the texture in the hole I had irritated my cut dick, and I really have trouble imagining that being good though it MIGHT work for the Uterus. I dunno, I just love my normal.

>>12882517
I guess you should post the rest of the story.

>>12882671
Upon feeling the Lilith Hard externally, I can't imagine going any softer.

The softest hole I have is the Secret Twin Tales, and I really dislike how soft it is, far too little stimulation. For me, soft holes generally feel very similar, so I buy harder ones so I can more clearly feel the design of the internals.

>>12879754
http://alice-stage.com/shop/products/list.php?category_id=7
Order yourself and forward to JSS.
Dayo in AGM is out of stock now, though. Only AGMv2 available.

>>12882683
It's a difference in opinion thing.

>I really dislike how soft it is, far too little stimulation.
And there's your reason. /ona/, in general, goes for low stimulation holes that let them last a long time. Personally I don't mind some normal action when I want to feel what I'm fucking either, but hey. As long as you enjoy it, right?

>>12882683
>>12882693

Tell me how the womb feels in hard. I have it in normal and its pretty hard to notice. Honestly the uterus has a hole is pretty flat and not much texture.

I kind of want to try ordering some for of the lillith and succubus lines to try out a hard and get some more softs to go with my dots and real but I already have so many holes and have more on the way. I'm addicted to this shit and it feels good man.

>>12880066
You can use COD if you have no other means of payment the store accepts.
But Amazon accepts foreign credit cards, so it's easiest to pay on Amazon and don't use COD.

>>12880161
Question to all /ona/:
in such a case, can you ask NLS to modify the order (remove some items) to get under 2K, or split into 2 packages? Or are you stuck with EMS?

>>12882717
That was one of the options they provided. They asked me to either remove one of the items or pay for the extra shipping fee.

I'm about to pull the trigger on the Puni Hole DX through NLS. It seems like the right hip for me.

Any last minute suggestions? I have some lube but could easily drop another fifty bucks or so on things.

just ordered seventeen evo soft and girl in the box. already have passionate gimmick and virgin age admission. so far i like passionate gimmick the most. those rings are fing amazing.

I think I will get the Venus Real Very Soft and Clone Hard next, Because I read Real is realistic, and softer also makes it even more realsitic, clone is more stimulating, and harder will make it even more stimulating. want to try them at the extremes. but right now, focusing on the cheaper onaholes first.

>>12882701
It's still pretty hard to notice. Hard is not really that hard, very stimulating though. I think this is my most stimulating hole, maybe with the exception of Virgin Age Admission.

>>12880392
I have a JT and I really like it for short sessions. Like my brain shuts off for 15 minutes and I have a nice bubbly afterglow. It's also really quiet and heat / chem tolerance is a huge plus.

For 30+ minute sessions, I would stay with Jap toys. BD's "super soft" is still pretty firm by onahole standards. Also some of their designs have tearing issues or are otherwise weird. Read their forums before you buy.

>>12882677
yeah i was just wondering if anyone would notice
>winter break is over and back to school (me hes probably over it)
>Nutrition break starts
talk to acouple of friends (which are his also and talks to them in nutrition also) i noticed he is trying to avoid me
>lunch comes hang with asian friends he told them i bought him an onahole which then they asked if it was true
>i said yeah thats true
>they start laughing and giggling
>he then come and notices im there he trys to stay as far away as possible but still be with the asians he then shows everyone an embarrasing photo of his brother (he's been showing embarrasing things since the 6th grade) i try to see the photo he says no not for you and covers the photo eventually i got a peak at it and it was his brother taking a picture of himself nude but the sink covers his dick and stuff (i dont think i can show it). later his brother asks me if his big brother talked about him in school i told him he showed a picture of you nude. which he later replyied with the picture of him nude, wet and a cheaky smile. with is it this picture. in my mind i was like oh my god this kid.. and i replied yes that image then he askes if his brother is still mad i replied yes he still is. i later get a text from his brother "stop texting my brother are you trying to get his nudes or what?!" i replied well it wasn't that hard to be honest with the picture attached he later kept ranting and blaming me over his brother being strange even though i only hung out woth him that one time. later he tells me he is going to block my number and END

>>12882514
>>12882517
>>12882982
How old are you? Sounds like a bunch of Highschool drama to me.
Your friend a huge prude or something?

>>12883005
>Nutrition break
It is high school drama.

>>12883007
I assume that is Lunch Break. That makes sense.
I've never heard Nutrition break before.

>>12883015
>Nutrition break starts
>...
>lunch comes
Nutrition break is therefor before lunch. My school had it back when, it's just a few minutes (10-15) to dick around with friends and grab a "healthy" snack between classes. This was on a block schedule though, I don't know when else it's done.

>>12883005
>>12883007
18 last year of hs
but i never expected that type of drama since this is the only time i really had it in HS. although, really i think he should lighten up i did say sorry the day after i gave him an onahole but at this point ive just really moved on this whole event is just a shit joke gone wrong

>>12883022
your from california right because we have block scheduel and nutriton for 15 min

>>12883114
I am, but not every school did that even here.

>>12882650
is the lilith as thick as the venus?
I might get a lilith in very soft if it isnt much smaller than a venus.

So does anyone have any experience with anything from the D-Hole line?

>>12883124
true id hate not to be in block sched. but yeah back to fake loli vaginas

>>12883130
>is the lilith as thick as the venus?
That's like asking if the Ford is as fast (in a straight line, at least) as the Mustang. The Lilith series all have the same external dimensions at least. The internals do vary slightly but the Venus series is way thicker inside and out.

>>12883130
Lilith is less thick, probably a little over 2 inches around by my eye.

What's the premier hole to use with a dakimakura?

>>12883296
>premier hole
no

>>12880359
>>12880364
That's a shame.. but we all have different preferences. The MoT is quite a bit newer so that also makes it better overall for an oral simulator. The milk kudasai ES definitely isn't the most realistic simulator out there since it is single layer and softer and less stimulating than a dual layer. But I like that about it and enjoy playing with the tongue (although it is small) . Another bonus is that is fits my member almost perfectly and finishing in the pocket is great since the glans isn't beat around as much and you don't get that feeling where it's too sensitive and uncomfortable. My member is 5" for reference.

>>12880686
normal unless you're looking for something really soft

>>12881071
Probably going to tell their friends and coworkers about it hahaaaaaa

>>12879943
I'm here intermittently. just send me a message at dontwantg at yahoo

>>12882982
That formatting though man you got lazy.
Either way your friend sounds like a grade AA dick.

>>12883440
cropped the dirty parts also yeah i got lazy typing on a phone sucks

>>12880725
These are the two I'm stuck between, I'm thinking the NPG may be better as its material is considered more realistic vs magic eyes. I wish Tomax made a hip!

>>12883595
He wants to fug. I'd do it.

>>12883595
Did you post it with his permission? Because just showing the face could be much worse than naked shit, could be privacy breach felony.

>>12883440
Is the MoT easy to dry/clean? Just looking at the interior makes it seems like a pain in the ass to dry the inside.

>>12883595
Why would you post the picture here. From your story it's not like you lost an important friend, just sleep on it and move on.

>>12883657
Addition: no seriously, get rid of that pic. Now. If your friend is mad at you, and police enforcement busts your place and finds an underage nude boy pic on your phone, you're screwed for life.

>>12883648

The NPG has been a favourite (in japan) for so long that I don't think it's possible for it to be a mistake. The vaginal cavity is similar/identical to the meiki up/down, and from personal experience with the up it feels fucking great. But it's out of stock most of the time, and sells out really fast when it DOES come in stock. I think the NPG hip will be much better if you can actually get your hands on it... god damn I want a hip.

Anyone know if the nuko-nuko 2 is any good? The tan color is certainly appealing

>>12882445
>Just relax and turn on that porn that makes you hard 100% of the time and do it.
b-but that's illegal

>>12883651
This.
Administer the D.

Anyone got the clone Meiki Miyu Hoshino from DNA? I hear it's comparable to the NPG meiki but slightly more durable so I was wondering if it was worth the $50.

Any of you guys had experience with a setup like this? I've had a Falcon in storage for a few years and it looks like it might be time to set it back up.

>Have 9'' cock
>On deployment
>Bought this to help with loneliness(I don't want a disease)
>Cock too big for this
>Burst hole in the side
Cock would go to one side because it hits the back before halfway in.

My concern is I need a onahole that can handle a big cock.

I bought this one because I have a puffy pussy fetish. Oh man it is amazing. I literally cum buckets but I just broke it.

>>12881145
I've always had issues cumming fast at all. Holes only made things more comfortable, not faster.
Can't remember the last time it's taken less than 30 minutes, even with a penis bully hole.

I did the faphero thing in the pastebin.

First thought, those really need to integrate with the A10 or some other setup. Trying to keep up with the rhythm and pay attention to the video takes some concentration.

People with like 5+ onaholes, do you stick to one onahole? Or are there a few you use as variation each time you have a session? And people with a big collection, do you use your onaholes everyday or do you find it to much work cleaning? Just curious.

>>12884052
#bigdickproblems

>>12882384
You can expect quite a mess if you overdo it on the lube. Try starting with 1ml and working your way up and down(笑) from that.
Most holes are quite stretchy and easy to clean regardless of finger length or shape. It also helps that they're generally made for Nipponese microphalli.
>>12882396
Piano fingers. Also known as Arachnodactyly. Quite useful in every day life.

>>12884087
2 or 3 out of my 15 holes get about 80% of the use. The other 20% is more or less on rotation in a flavor of the month sort of way.
Primaries: Real, Uterus, Clone.
Recent alternates: Kunoichi, Tsurupeta Idol Cadet, Meiki 001
>>12882384
Running water, soap, and your finger. When it feels clean inside, it's clean. Dry it out thoroughly before storage.

>>12884103

Did they help when you went looking for your prostate?

>>12884077
https://blog.onahole.eu/fap-hero-1.html#fh1stream
Akihebi make a CSV for the vorze for faphero.

>>12884087
I mostly stick to 2-3 of my holes, the other ones I just don't enjoy as much and only use once in a while for some variation.

I use them almost everyday, I really don't get the complaints about cleaning since it only takes a few minutes at most. It's only annoying if you start using multiple holes for a single session but I don't do that too often.

>>12884128
Of course, silly. But toys are far more comfortable than fingers for that.

When I've imported stuff in the past from Japan, the packages have listed the product names with prices on them. Assuming I go with e-packet or ems, does the "figures" declaration just replace this, or will it also actually list "Open My Pussy", etc?

why do air dolls cost so damn much

>>12884702
Which ones are you looking at? The one I got was like €30.

Finally received my small package.

I'm curious, do hips and such actually have like bones under the rubber?
When you put your hands on a hip you should feel some structure, right?
Are there any with squeezable love handles?

How much does cum wear out a hole?

Most of the time, I pull out and cum in empty food packets (pringles tubes, bags of potato chips, stuff like that). Does cumming inside wear out a hole more than not doing so? Does it only really lead to a slightly more difficult cleanup? Is it just a completely stupid and trivial thing to worry about?

>>12884087
Out of my 6 holes I use 4 of them on rotation. Sometimes I'm really liking one hole so I use it a few days in a row. Other times I just rotate through them, using whatever one I fancy that day. Rarely, I'll use two at once, alternating between them in the same session.

>>12884726
Wow, okay, no, cumming inside won't wear it out, there is just more debris during clean up. Cumming inside feels way better, you should stop cumming into garbage.

>>12884726
Why would you not use your hole for what it's made for? Coming inside them and then staying inside for a bit is one of the best things about them.

>>12884726
not an expert, but you'd think they'd design a hole around the specific idea of cumming inside of it.
Would be a rather weird design flaw if cum dissolved the hole or something. Imagine a space suit that breaks if exposed to vacuum.

>>12884726

>>12883737
Yeah I definitely think I'll go with the NPG, its interior vs the Kiwami looks a lot more realistic based on the pictures I've seen of both.

>>12884737
>>12884738
>>12884739
Okay, so I was just being incredibly stupid then.

I dunno. I guess I was afraid of wearing it out and/or having more germs festering there. Whatever.
I'll cum inside next time.

Got my first order, finally! After like 2 weeks in customs and having to pay extra taxes. Fuck yeah, europe. faggots
What should I try first, VA Admission or Lolinco? Also, are the sample lubes good?

>Make order using the "free" method
>item just happens to be two towns over (25 mins drive tops. One town over as of right this moment. 15 mins.
>should arrive today
>check tracking
>"Due to recent weather conditions, there was an issue with the courier"
>sunny as fuck all week
>no ice
>And FedEx still doesn't deliver on Mondays
>package rescheduled for Monday

Wow FedEx really does suck dick! Had I known that the free options were fedex, I'd have gladly shell out $5 for USPS.

>>12884806
never go free no matter who the carrier is

>>12883651
A REALShota onahole

>>12883657
>>12883666
probably true ill delete it but the kid sent it to me by kik should i delete that conversation too
>>12883658
yeah i dont mind anymore i just wanted to share my expiriance

>buy venus real hard from queencat
>came with cockrings
oh okay how do i use them (siricon ring)

>>12884976
m-mom?

>>12885040
Mom would´ve put them on your desk with a note asking you to explain yourself.

>>12884899
You put them on your chinpo. Remember to use lube and not to leave it on for more than an hour or so, depending on the size and design.

FREE AT LAST.

>>12884976
Dude you gotta sleeve those holes up or they gonna get fuzzy from the clothes

I've only ever used a tenga flip hole white, are onaholes meant to be way better?

>>12885076
>are onaholes meant to be way better?
Yes

>>12884886
Lesson learned. was not expecting FedXed though. The horror stories seem to be to be true.

Just got my first toy and waiting until tonight to use it. Should I clean it and corn starch it up or can that wait until after the first use?

>>12885135
Stick your dick in it

>>12881958
2 hours, 3 layers of clothes and a quarter tank of gas later, mission goddamn accomplished. the only question now is who do I celebrate with~

>>12885158
The slut announcer is one of the best ever.

save it for last

>>12885135
Wash it out with water first to clear out any debris/smell

>>12885193
Mine finally shipped today, I can´t wait until it gets here because I´ve only heard positive reactions so far.

i spilled some lube onto my pillow
is it fucked now?
how do i clean it?

>>12885193
will do rjob, will do

guess i'll go with the bangee shake glanz first since i don't think i've seen anyone mention it here before

>>12885208
Are you the anon whos order I fucked last week?

>>12885193
what's the official name of that?

>>12885237
Its called the "Is it okay that i'm a female announcer?" Its under ToysHeart you sort by manufacturer on NLS

>>12885234
One of them, at least there was someone else that also ordered one I think.

Had an extra delay of a day because I had to change shipping because of the weight. I wasn´t really in a hurry to get it, but now that it´s finally shipped I really want it.

>>12885193
how's the size, compared to rina?
after trying rina out i think my dick is too big for it(4cm diameter)

>>12885234
I (the anon who just posted that picture) was actually that guy (at least the one who you said "sorry for fucking up your order" to like 3 days ago). nls messaged me saying "we'll get them in on tuesday" then somehow shipped it out on monday anyway.

>>12885257
>>12885275
Sorry for the inconvenience, rest assured its fucking magnificent though and worth the wait.

>>12885261
Its kind of roomy in the announcer. Idk how it fares compared to Rina as I dont have her yet. (Blasphemy I know). But on friday/saturday when the Rina/Roa combo comes I can post an update if you'd like

>>12885285
roomy as in width or length?
also i guess that this heavily depends on penis size

>>12885220
lick it up

>>12885292
I dont think my dick is that big tbh. You can see it in my shitty ai-chan video for scale (probably 5.something inches). Anyways I can barely reach the end of the announcer.

>>12885327
sounds average
and the girth?

>>12885220
Water will wash it right out.

>>12885336
uhhh.. 1 inch maybe? I might be the only guy whos never measured himself.

>>12885401
i'll wait for the review of rina then
dont forget to measure

>>12885401
Girth != diameter

>>12885401
Yeah, 1 inch is pretty much impossible. Average girth is around 4-5 inch, you might be thinking of the diameter.

>>12885419
>>12885417
>>12885412
Forgive me /ona/ i dont know how to measure my dick. Please teach

>>12885421
are there like cup sizes for dicks?

>>12885451
nope
need length + girth/diameter/radius

>>12885451
idk dude. im only good at pulling on it.

Well I ended up getting carried away and using all 3. Nothing but good things to say so far, but i'll give them a few more tries before I post my complete thoughts.

>>12885540
for girth just wrap some string

>>12885564
>>12885540
...*ahem* around your dick at the widest point the measure how long it was

So I've just used the lolinco for the first time and it was such a disappointment. While the package was sealed the hymen was nowhere to be found. Also was not the bully everyone made it out to be. Pretty good stimulation but far from too much to handle. Venus in hard is a much bigger bully than the lolinco. Would personally give it a 7/10 putting aside the expectations I had of it.

>>12884052
they just released a hard edition. try that one

>>12885071
yeah i need that and lube too

>>12884738
>>12884737
I actually much prefer pulling out at the last second. My penis head is way too sensitive and it's an unpleasant sensation to finish in a tight onahole, kind of ruins it. Plus, I like to see the splurt go really far.

>>12885540
>>12885540
Can you do math? just use a ruler to measure the diameter, then just multiply by 3.14.

Or just wrap a string around it and measure how long that is. It will be more accurate.

Remember to measure at the thickest point in either case.

>>12885158
How did you get the Nekokko Mi- Nyan its been out of stock for the last 3 weeks or so.

>>12886039
>Out-of-stock (ETA: Within 48 hours)
You mean this? That means it just takes a little while longer to get your order ready, not that you can't order her at all. So just order her and wait that 48 hours for them to get her from somewhere.

>>12886045
You have got to be kidding me, i have been waiting for like 3 weeks. God damn it.
>>12885250
Do you think the Slut announcer will fit inside a medium size bag?

>>12886051
Ordered mine saturday, it went out for delivery on monday evening. (with the ona tsuyu, also "out of stock")
Order away, anon!

>>12886119
Same. I ordered Ona Tsuyu lube from NLS Saturday and it came in today.

Just lost my onahole virginity to the VA admission. God damn I came in like 10 seconds.

>>12886185
How did it feel?

>>12886209
i think my dick is desensitized. but when I use mine its really tight and that's about it. i have to coat my dick with lube in order to penetrate the entrance.

its great for experiencing a tiny hole. i want to get the virgin age graduation. it looks just a a tad bit looser but with better texture and sensation.

>>12886209
Honestly I came so fast I couldn't even fully enjoy the experience. I guess I was too excited.
Felt good though, way better than using hands. I'll try again tomorrow and test it properly.

>>12886119
Do you live in Freedomland? I actually ordered the Nekokko and the Slut Announcer, and I'm a little worried of the packaging on the Nekokko.

Also i just realised after this order i will now have 3 onaholes and have spent $200 in onaholes(plus taxes and shipping)

>>12886290
Nah, I'm in the UK.
I actually forgot to remove the packaging... Hope it'll be alright.

>>12886290
That's why I just order from a US reseller like Queen, even though it might be a bit more expensive.

first timers should record their experience and post it~

>>12886311
That sounds kind of gay.

>>12886322
it is its always in the gay section including cum tributes

Golden Lotion is actually doing a good job removing the white band of yeast or whatever that causes my slight phimosis, would recommend.

>>12886311
>wanted to make new demonstration video
>too sick to even fap

feels bad man

>>12886296
Isn't the UK the place where they banned certain types of porn?
>>12886297
Queen doesnt sell the Nekokko or the Announcer, it has a pretty limited selection.

Man i'm being way to paranoid

Post your hands-free solutions. I need some inspiration. Currently just using two pillows.

How do you guys make sure your holes are clean after use? I scrub them inside with my finger while water is running, should that be enough? I don't want any maggots inside my qt loli gf