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Sperm math

>> No.1287989

3 liters of cum per day?

I never knew Japanese could store up that much

>> No.1287987
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>>1287982
>34k for futa doujins

>> No.1287996
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>>1287982
>just like us

>> No.1288000

>>1287982
>Otaku are responsible, polite people.
That's the only falsehood I could find.

>> No.1288007
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>>1288007
>Elementary school children

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>>1288020

I can easily become refreshed like this.

>> No.1288128

>>1287989
Seriously, this is like 600 full ejaculations. In a single day. Come on!

>> No.1288133

In before cosplay area orgy mass.

>> No.1288137

>>1288000

No, there's another;
>we'll only ejaculate our cum inside a girl's whole
It's either irony or a lie, all otaku's are virgins.

>> No.1288142

Japanese need gb2bioclass.

>> No.1288152

>>1288137

Not entirely true. Some of us lost it thinking it was some unparalleled experience, were disappointed, and went back to our hands.

>> No.1288154

>>1288128
Personally, I can come once every 10 minutes.
6 times an hour.
156 times a day.

To clear 600, you would need to come once ever 2.6 minutes.

>> No.1288159

>>1287989
Funny they dont even drink that much water every day.

>> No.1288178
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>>1288154
Well as you can see in many hentai manga futa girls can cum every second and spray out about 1 liter of cum per cumming.

>> No.1288197

>>1288154
>156 times a day.
No you can't.
After a few shots,your balls would run out of ('ripe') sperm and only the stuff in your prostate would come out.
And even that would be used up after a few more times.
Humans can't produce that much sperm and prostate fluid in a day; not even in a week.

Also,your dick couldn't even handle this much.

>> No.1289687

>>1287982
Source?

>> No.1290691

>>1287982
Source?

>> No.1292735

bump

>> No.1292783

>>1288178
oh, it's askray's work, amirite?
the name of manga is just 'futa club' or am i mistaking?

>> No.1293619

>>1287982
Source? It seems to be >>1288007 , TMTA. But what does it stand for?

>> No.1293642

>>1293619
Take Me To Ariake

>> No.1293683

/r/ pages from one of RaTe's eromanga with similar sperm maths.

>> No.1293705

Those must be pretty small barrels, because it's four barrels per person at three liters per person.

>> No.1293709

>>1288000
That and the "cum in a girl's hole" bit...

>> No.1293818

Op, you can't post things like that without source.

>> No.1293825

>>1287982
>We'll only ejaculate our cum intside a girl's hole
Oh, I get it. There will be no girls there, ergo no ejaculations.

>> No.1293828

I almost felt like starting a new thread for this question along with writing a cool story brother, but...

What does ``onna no iya'' (or something like that) mean? Japanese girls seem to say that sometimes during rape. Is it simple third-person-speak messing with my head?

>> No.1293836

>>1288197
"Out of the blue" it doesn't.
If you continually to completely empty our your semen and glands, your body will adjust and produce more. Normal children didn't start out fapping 10 times a day, they had done it once... then they got to twice. Snuck outside to watch the big tv with the descrambler and came maybe three-four times in an hour. After the body feels the need, it will be produced. The more you masturbate the more you CAN masturbate. It's just like any other process in the human body. Do enough sit-ups and you can do more. The more you eat, the more you CAN eat. It's simple human adjustment.
Fuck, when I was in my prime I could cum 18 times a day. World record is some 32 times in a 24 hour period.

>> No.1293845

>3 liters of cum per day
cool story bro

>> No.1293855

>>1293836
Is this in the Guinness Book of World Records?

>> No.1293959

Male refractory periods suck.

>> No.1293963

>>1293959
It's there to let your penis rest and let you do something else in the meantime. Like, returning the favor to your spouse.

>> No.1293976

>>1293963
How can I return the favor if I have refractory period?

>> No.1293980

>>1293976
Give the other person orgasm. Or take a smoke. Or go pee, whatever.

>> No.1293995

>>1293963
The period is very short if you don't have a circumcision. Can continue, still hard after ejaculating.

>> No.1294023

>>1293995
Gee, now I regret being born a Muslim.

>> No.1294082

>>1293963
No point, afterall females can orgasm many times in a row with no problems.

>> No.1294089

Men tend to be very selfish during sex, hence the refractory period introduced by God.

>> No.1294105

>>1288007
>>1287982
WAIT.

THIS HAS BEEN TRANSLATED?

OP, IF YOU DON'T GIVE THIS TO ME, MY LIFE WILL HAVE MEANT NOTHING.

>> No.1294125

OP here.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=jyp47cpm
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=xrc2zk6r
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=v1przql3
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6vzy6u8d
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=jp9hh5ga
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2idhl8q9
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=e5921sfx
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6bu0jwls

Have a nice day.

>> No.1294126

>>1294089
I wish that god made us all futa.

>> No.1294133

>>1294105
#lurk moar

>> No.1294138

>>1294125
I'm crying right now.

I think I've just felt love again.

>> No.1294141

>>1294138
I'm happy knowing that.

>> No.1294143

>>1294126
It would have been a lot more efficient.

>> No.1294164

your dick would go numb before you could cum that much

>> No.1294174

>>1294125
What the fuck is up with you homos and dick girl doujins?

I'll admit that I've fapped to quite a few futa doujins in my life time, but you /jp/ers take it to another level. You homos actually prefer dick girls over normal girls.

>>1287987
Homo much?

>> No.1294177

>>1294174
deal w/it nerd

>> No.1294191

>>1294174
Insecure much?

>> No.1294755

>>1294125
>megaupload
/rs/ has rapidshares.
I didn't even know this was translated.

>> No.1296427

Insecure much, yes

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>>1288128
>>1288154
>>1288197
>>1293836
Are these numbers better?

>> No.1296576
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>>1296566
So that..

>> No.1296585

Only faggots enjoy futa.

>> No.1296611

>>1296585
Your loss.

More lolis for me.

>> No.1297176

>>1296611
facepalm.jpg

>> No.1298719

Why doesn't anyone ever hook up at these?

>> No.1298733

>>1297176
>facepalm.jpg

>> No.1298734

>>1298719
What are you talking about? They do. And it's a horrifying HORRIFYING affair.

>> No.1298747

>>1287982
if all that cum went into girls, (and because I don't care about how anything works in real life) that'd add up to some really nice inflation.


Or some really, really bad inflation.

>> No.1298806

>>1298734
Why do you say that?
man: I'm so horny desu.
wonam: Me too.
both: Let's making love!

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>> No.1298874

>>1298868
>People like you makes me so mad!
>makes

>> No.1298875

>>1294023
>Muslim.
Ewwwwww.

>> No.1298876

>>1298868
CONSENSUAL SEX?
How disgusting.

>> No.1298878

>>1298876
The girl below is obviously disgusted too.

>> No.1298879

>>1298868
>We're having consensual sex!
>SHOCK
...4chan, what have you done to me?

>> No.1300068

>>1298879

One of us etc.

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