/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12877020
Jinkos are olev

Second for intra family dickings.

>>12877026
There's two threads, what now?

>>12877020
Would you love a blind MG, Anon?

im back

>>12877029
well, this one is 30 seconds older
>>12877032
yes

>>12877020
Well, MGs and human boys in school sports discussion?

monmusume are cute!

>>12877034
Damn, that looks good. Good job colouring that

>>12877034
I don't trust her. She looks like she's up to some nastiness.
>>12877038
This statement is true.

>>12877036
What can I expect If I join the archery club?

>>12877044
Vengeance.

>>12877036
I would join the hockey team with the local Canadian MG. I am going to be injured in the first game, fuck.

>>12877044
You will probably get picked up by an amazon.
Alternatively you dissapear some day and end up in a dark elf basement.

>>12877050
But you'll grow a divine mullet and learn to chew tobacco.

>>12877044
Arrows that split arrows and Centaurs that can hit 5 targets in like 1.5 seconds.

>>12877051
Dark Elves don't do archery. They hang out in the mahjong club.

>>12877052
I just want to see a Lamia as a goalie.

>>12877029
And that one's OP sucks.

>>12877056
Why? She'd end up hibernating and not blocking anything.

>>12877055
Who can I expect in the chess club?

>>12877044
Boring elves and horse pussy.

>>12877062
Lich and her Skeleton Computer.

>>12877060
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_reptiles_of_Canada#Snakes_.28Suborder_Serpentes.29

I am sure we would be ok.

>>12877062
Nobody.

>>12877051
I can't see an amazon in the archery club. There are sports more aggresive for them.

>>12877069
But the Ogres in the Rugby Team are too stronk.

>>12877064
You mean best elf and horse pussy.

>>12877071
They still got the Boxing Team, the Wrestling Team, the MMA team, the Kendo Team, the Hunting Team, the Banchou Team, the Speed Swim Team, the Team Team, and the Team Chaotix

>>12877077
>Boxing
Mantis reigns supreme, shrimp or not.
>Wrestling
P'Orcs everywhere.
>MMA
Okay, that fits, but only because I've read Teppu.

>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs

>More Greyguard

Hah ha! I did it, I wrote more than I meant to, and now I'm over tired, but I wasn't an Alp. Not much to say about this one. Theinn fucks a Lich.

Update starts from line 233

>>12877079
Mantis would be banned from Boxing because of her scythes

>>12877080
>I wasn't an Alp
Good, and don't even think about becoming one. Or I'll hiss at you.
>you even changed the title
That's a good boy.

>>12877079
>P'Orcs
They'd be Big Show type Wrestlers who only squash Cruiserweights but get fucked by actual Heavyweights

>>12877095
Actual wrasslin', not show wrestling.

>>12877077
>Hunting Team

Now we're talking, I'm joining that club.

Also the Swim team since I'm gooder at that too.

>>12877099
You do realize that you'll be the prey?

Ok so I just finished Lanternon's story, and I was able to piece together the identity of the lich before the big reveal, but was there any indication that he was a mage or that his gf died before the timeskip? How did she die anyway?

>>12877080
Write more gurolesbo Ushi pls.

>>12877099
>Cherokee fluffy
The answer is yes.

>>12877046
>Dananon will never just shoot shit for fun again. ;_;

>>12877026
Can she smell her fearladyboner?

>>12877097
They'd still be too fat to do any good wrestling.

How would your monster waifu react if you lost a limb or got a nasty scar on a terrible accident?

Would she become traumatized? Would she feel weirded out if you came back home with a prosthetic limb? Would she still love you?

>>12877110
There is a great deal of strength in those things. Underestimate them, and you'll be enslaved.
>>12877111
>S-so sexy! Rugged manliness really turns me on!

>>12877105
>He wants more brutal rape trains
Hoo boy are you gonna enjoy the next cave scene. It'll be truly Ground Breaking

>>12877101
Hunters don't hunt other hunters anon.

I'm sure all the MGs will come to me for expert opinions on how / where to hunt HBs though.

>>12877120
>Hunters don't hunt other hunters
Of course they do, that's the whole point. The most dangerous game is the one that hunts you back.

>>12877102
I really don't know.

>>12877102
Nice quote
Where is it from?

What do you guys think of sci-fi monster girls?

>>12877111
I never asked for this

>>12877132
I'm intrigued. That looks like fantasy though.

>>12877102
In one of the final chapters he has a long convo with Val about how he was found to be a mage, and asking him about magic 'n wizzads 'n shit. And judging by the journal, it seems like she killed herself, but that must've been during the timeskip.

>>12877134
It's a little hard to see, but one of her legs looks mechanical.

>>12877111
Well if your waifu is into manly men I'm sure she won't complaint about the scar.

>>12877132
Meh.

>>12877133
Broken body built anew, spirit lingers torn in two~

>>12877136
I'm kinda glad I didn't read this story, doesn't sound all that good.

>>12877146
It's one of the best we have.

>>12877149
I can't tell if that's funny or sad.

>>12877152
>I haven't read this story but I've decided it's shit for no reason
Have it your way.

>>12877142
Metal fingers grip my heart so cold

>>12877126
It would be like the episode of Samurai Jack with the Hunters.

Except with monster girls.

Also I'd hunt the opposing school's 1 male hunter club member and bring him back for my club's MGs to play with. It would placate them for at least a while so I can hunt regular game.

Imagine how well funded MG schools would be, they'd have private land specifically for hunting and massive schools to house the larger than normal girls.

Thank you based Tanuki.

>>12877126
>The most dangerous game
like the book?

>>12877155
It's like when you read the back of a book.

If you don't like the summary of what the book is about, you probably won't like the story.

>>12877161
That's right anon. You get a cookie!
>>12877165
>literally judging a book by it's cover
I'm done talking to you.

>>12877169
>That's right anon. You get a cookie!
oh im not falling for that again.

>>12877132
Alien zerg/tyranid-esque monster girls are my jam

>>12877169
>letting yourself read shit instead of going with your gut

As am I.

>>12877174

>>12877174
what did you think of that aliengirl bte comic setouchi did?

>>12877173
I C. My quarry is clever this time.

>>12877174

>>12877056
I would be a goalie..

A modern interpretation of the Paladins of old, the last line of defense between victory and defeat.

My glove hand will still be awful and the shots are now twice as hard/fast.

I relish the pain/challenge.

In the previous thread:

Thegreens does a thing.
.less draws soft paws with an anubis attached to them.
Loen draws a young hellhound. (Hellpup? Heckhound?)
/mgt/ feeds eggs to an angel.
Mangomachine writes about a yandere valkyrie and anubis.
Gran Torino, but with monstergirls. (Don't they eat hellhounds in Korea?)
Loen draws Miia performing the dance of her people.
The Derepocalypse is upon us.
Krampus gives the gift of giving punishments.
Perky kobold butts, cyborg kitsunes and Russian catgirls. It's actually more down to earth than the actual Metal Gear Solid, somehow.
Oomukade narrates her new favourite game.
BASED LUTH. BASED ANUBIS. 2015 YEAR OF THE ANUBIS.
/mgt/ starts a club at Monstergirl Academy.
Penywise joins the delinquent club and has a bath with a spider.
Monorus draws a lava golem teaching anon about plate tectonics.
Averageanon finishes A Familar Friend 3. It's quite long.
Maritan and .less make a comic about playing with Mari.
The sandworm doujin from SlapStickStrike is translated.
ELH starts writing a hellhound story.

Hi. It's been a while. Actually, I entirely missed out on hellhound being released by KC. So I guess I have some catching up to do. But hopefully with that, there'll be some new ideas to stockpile to the list: http://pastebin.com/D7Xw996x
Yes, I'm still forcing the list. It's being pushed for Summerslam, you see.
Hopefully http://pastebin.com/M0wsrQdk can be updated, as well.

It's nice to be back.

>>12877184
R-recap anon?

>>12877184
You came back to us in our hour of need!

>>12877183
Association, Hockey, or Lacrosse?
fun answer, field hockey?

>>12877184
I just got here
anything a newbie should know/read?

>>12877184
Clad to have you back recap anon.

re-posting for the day crew. As always, let me know what went right/wrong

http://pastebin.com/xqcmMprF

>>12877184

Glad to have you back, brother. Let us reorganize, there is much to do.

>>12877184

I don't think Lava Golem was Monorus. The lines are similar, yes, but it doesn't strike me as his.

>>12877184
Welcome back man.
>Monorus draws a lava golem teaching anon about plate tectonics.
That pictures actually been around for some time, and I can assure you that Monorus wasn't there at the time it was posted.
There was also that guy who recognized peoples writing styles and mannerisms.

>>12877179
eh, I didnt really care for it, cant see the alien bits half the time and her design just isnt that interesting.
Then again I do just prefer the queen of blades and weird type of alien girls

>>12877184
Welcome back, old friend

>>12877193
>spoiler

The fact that he can do that terrifies me slightly.

>>12877193
That guy's a freak

>>12877189
Somebody made this long ago. Just ignore the last one, it's no longer relevant. And I guess it's missing some good, new ones.
And actually, it might be really stupid.

>>12877178
>>12877182
I never thought I'd see these.

>>12877196
I liked it cause I like ntr if its a guy being stolen away from a human girl.

>>12877193
That guy freaks me out

>>12877111
We'd have something else in common then.

>>12877198
>>12877199
>>12877204
Hey, one of my teachers in high school could do it too.

>>12877201
It was really stupid, autistic even.

>>12877188
Ice hockey, 4 year varsity player (although one year was a technicality) before heading to the beer leagues.

Beer league hockey is best hockey.

>>12877203
Not a fan of ntr so it didnt really have anything for me

>>12877209
Yeah, I think I'm getting rid of it.

>>12877201

>That image

I can smell the smoke already.

>>12877208
Explain further.

>>12877207
I would cuddle with her.

>>12877208
Yeah, but that's being a good teacher. This is like having to actively look behind you periodically because you feel like a Kunoichi or a Cheshire is watching you

>>12877215
>the smoke
What smoke?

>>12877208
It's still fucking creepy.

>>12877202

There's also this.

Your catgrill wants to do some watersports with you!
Wat do?

>>12877196
then what about SCP-682-chan?

>>12877186
http://pastebin.com/9CaX10yK

>>12877189
Newbie to the threads in general? Go click on that bitly shortened link in the OP and have a look. ELH and LDR have always done a really good job at compiling the creative stuff and posting updates.

>>12877192
>>12877193
Oops. Still rusty.

>>12877223
God it would suck to be her if her face itched.

>>12877225
Open wide. I'm not a prude.

>>12877225
Go swimming.

Kind of weird that a cat wants to go in the water but hey, who am I to judge?

>>12877225
Please use my face

>>12877225
Like waterguns and water ballons? Or beach vollyball? Sure!

>>12877223
I would care for a zoanthrope

>>12877233

Zoanthropes are psychic cannons of doom. Pretty sure they have no problems using their powers to scratch themselves with.

>>12877240

Even this one?

>>12877233
she's a psyker anon, arms are for the weak

>>12877243
Man if I had any ability as a writefag I would totally write a story about raising up a lowly alien spawn or larva up-to brood queen status and help her build a hive

It's 20 below with windchill, where's my yeti girl?

>>12877247
In da woods. Go get 'er tiger!

>>12877225
It's a shite fetish.

>>12877249
It's too cold to go in the woods. Why won't she just come to me?

>>12877193
>Spoiler

I remain untouched by his psychic machinations but the rest of these people need to look out.

>>12877249

>Yeti
>Innawoods

You and I both know he's gonna have go hiking if he wants to find one.

>tfw hot as fuck out here

>>12877253
Because it's too hot inside. But if you go outside, she can warm you up in her igloo, built right next to Junko's place.

>>12877253
>Not gearing up effectively and going out to search for your Yeti waifu
As expected of someone who can't handle the cold

>>12877257
Is Junko cuddling her too?

What's a thing you'd like to see me do with revelgodanon?

>>12877263
No, Junko has a jailbait high school boy to cuddle.

>>12877264
Who?

>>12877196
>queen of blades
my waifu ever since I started playing Zerg in Brood War. A shame that SC2 butchered her, but oh well.

Have you dudes seen Wasurenagumo? It's a pretty damn cute OVA about a yandere Jurougumo.

>>12877264
I don't know who that is, I don't know who you are.

>>12877260
I didn't choose this god forsaken state. No matter how many wool coats I use I'll never make it her igloo.

>>12877267
One of the other things I write that isn't cookanon

>>12877272
Then she's going to have to die from heartbreak all alone.

>>12877270
It's too short.

>>12877270
>Cute
For the first half at least.

>>12877275
You're hurting my heart anon.

>>12877276
That's what she said..

>>12877276
This was also my only complaint. And not enough spider SoL.
>>12877277
You daft, son? The ending was the best part.

>>12877272
>Can't handle the cold at all to the point of blaming his state
Sure feels good being a Canadian

>>12877278
No, you're hurting HER heart.

>>12877275
>>12877278
suffering builds character anon. let your waifu die and become stronger. become your own waifu.

>>12877270
Most everyone saw it when it came out a few years ago. It's like asking if people here have played MGQ or Sengoku Rance. Sure a few probably haven't, but most have.

>>12877242
>Socially awkward tyranid
>Gets the pounce on an Imperial Guardsman while he was patrolling the sewers of a Hiveworld
>Trying to claw a guardsman to death
>Only able to leave scratch marks his flak armor
>His face of horror turns into a face of confusion
>"S-S-Sstop it! I-I'm trying to e-e-eat you!"
>In desperation, she slams her head into his chest
>It hurt her head so badly she falls off of him, cradling her head
>"A-Ah-AOooooow"
>She stops, curls up into a ball and starts to cry
>The guardsman calmly contemplates shooting her right then and there
>She peeks up at him with puppy-eyes, then shrieks back into her ball
>Aw Geez
>He picks her up and carries her away.
Yeah, I guess I would

>>12877281
My Canadian buddy.

I would go searching for hours for my Yeti waifu and not feel a thing.

>>12877184

>The Derepocalypse is upon us.

What?

>>12877287
>Sengoku Rance
I haven't

>>12877281
>>12877282
Michigan is honorary Canada right? So be it then, I'm gearing up to go find her igloo, that or freeze to death. Wish me luck as I try to find my yeti waifu.

>>12877287
I played Sengoku Rance later than everybody else and felt like a total outcast.
>>12877288
Absolutely fucking heretical.

>>12877289
My man of Canadian descent

>>12877287
I only found out about it like an hour ago.

>>12877287
>MGQ
actually I think a lot of people here haven't
at least back when we were in /a/ when part 3 was fully translated there wasn't all that enthusiasm for it.

>>12877292
Go do so now.

>>12877295
Heretical fucking is the best kind of heresy!

>>12877293
>Mishigan is honorary Canada, right?
No, keep your Detroit and get out of here.

>>12877293

>Yeti crying as she wasn't able to make it in time to save someone from freezing

This makes me sad

>>12877293
>Michigan
>Canada

Only if you ditch that hussy Detroit.

>>12877308
Who said we wanted Detroit? Too many hood MG's there.

>>12877300

I never finished Part 3 and I had 100% completions on Part 1 and 2. Just too many damn Setochian horrors and Delphinian hood ornaments. Just felt like a damn chore.

>>12877313
So you never saw how love conquers all?

HAHA TIME FOR SANDWORM
http://exhentai.org/g/773528/b6c3b379c0/

>>12877311
I'm far enough north I don't need to think of Detroit thankfully.

>>12877288
>leaving scratches on flak armor
please. I could penetrate flak armor by pushing a pencil

>>12877309
>Yeti crying because a yuki-onna got to him first

>>12877309
No please.

I don't want to see Yetis suffer.

>>12877312
Well too bad, because you're no Canadian as a fish saying it's from Mercury
It's like meeting a nice looking Neko at a bar but then you completely missed the Manticore tail and wings and get yourself trapped.
I'm feeling bad now. Sorry

>>12877320
I can already feel the cold seeping into my bones, so unless we meet up or I find her igloo, the local yeti is going to find a anonsicle very soon.

>>12877252
But how can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop?

>>12877321
It's ok. I guess I'll never get rid of the tail-pussy in my blood.

>>12877323
Warmth comes from within. Think warm thoughts. Let your chi flow to your extremeties.

>>12877313
so you didn't get to see alice and luka having consensual married sex for the purpose of procreation for three days straight?

>>12877320
yetis deserve suffering

>>12877328
As soon as I find her it's all going to one extremity.

>>12877333
>using your chi to strengthen your cock
Poor Yeti is not going to walk tomorrow. Not that you could really go anywhere in the blizzard anyway...

Would you help your oni waifu build a powersuit so she can finally take down the snooty dragon bitch and become ruler of the coliseum?

>>12877336
>Dragons > onis

No.

>>12877335
I will be lodged between her thighs with the force of a thousand supernovae. So no I can't forsee her walking away.

>>12877336
As a man with a Dragon waifu, I would welcome such attempts. I would totally bro down with the Oni's husband and eat popcorn while the ladies duked it out.

>>12877336
I'd build her a powersuit so she could stop that Dragon next door that seems to always come back from the dead and that Gazer that boasts about her superior brain function and her already built mega mech
No one will get this reference

>>12877329
>>12877313

More like Alice fucking and Luka trying to survive. Stay in the hugbox anon. Say no to vagina vore.

>>12877309
I remember some story where Yeti cried because she didn't save a MC in time and he lost his eye and arm. Her cyclopes friend didn't mind though

>>12877331
Buttface.

>>12877320

>She hugs a person who froze to death but he doesn't respond or react.
>When it dawns on her that he's dead she starts crying

>>12877315
Wunderbar

>>12877348
If I die in this blizzard looking for one she better fucking cry.

>>12877336
>making MGs even more dangerous with technology

Why don't you just put us in breeding farms faggot?

>>12877344
they were married
they were doing it for procreation
and technically it was consensual.

>>12877342
>You crunch your homemade popcorn and take a swig of the beer OniBro bought
>Your wife just lit hers up in a sea of flame, and got a burning fist to the face for her efforts
>"So hey, bro. My wife just hauled this ancient shit out of the ocean, right?"
>He takes a swig before answering, "Mm, yeah?"
>"Well get this. Instead of treasure, the the thing was a fuckin' booze cruise. she grumbled, but all this aged alcohol is like liquid gold right? I was wondering what to do with it and the nit hit me. We should totally all hang out this sunday, have a barbecue and get smashed. What do you think?"
>Sounds good man. My wife has been pretty stressed, and she's always talking about the says she's go raging with her sisters. It'd be good to see her cut loose for once. We'll be there."

>>12877350

Don't worry, you'll make it!

>every death is ten straight minutes of oral anon

>>12877350
You are already ded

>>12877358
See, this is the kind of thing I was talking about. Being a married to an MG is so cash.

>>12877360
So should, or shouldn't I play Iwanna be the guy?

>>12877357
Your point?

>>12877359
The cold isn't near as kind anon.
>>12877361
I'm feeling close now. I see visions of wonderland dancing in my head.

>>12877364
Fuck off John.

>>12877359
>anon makes it to her door step before passing away.

That'd be the saddest thing.

>>12877291
This thing: >>12871829

Also, what happened to that Gamer Gracie greentext story? Did it finish?

>>12877360
I would lose on purpose.

>>12877360
That reminds me.
Was there any Gazer story? I don't remember a single one. Greenies doesn't count obviously

>>12877368
Who?

>>12877352
>Being tinfoil-hat wearing nutcase.

>>12877369
that reminds me of that bump of chicken song

>>12877120
you're just after anons cumsoaked undies.

Just gonna leave this here..

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=48007859

>>12877369
My will to trudge forth is slipping. Maybe yeti waifu was just a dream.

>Due to that, the feelings of disgust towards the single-eye are erased. Instead, the man will feel that "The single-eye is a sensual and overwhelmingly sexy organ" and "Single-eyed women are the best reproductive partners". Because of this, the man will start to find them attractive to the point of being irresistible with their single-eye. Just looking at the single-eye will arouse such lust that breathing becomes rough, and the lower body becomes so stiff and swollen that it is painful. And then, when they sexually assault a man in such a state, he'll be unable to refuse

Cake Gazer shenannigans where every man she seduces instantly falls in love with the nearest cyclops, when?

>>12877367
>Anon thinks he died
>He was actually transported into wonderland after falling down a rabbit hole buried under snow
>Yeti waifu now has to trek through the madness to save her potential husbando

Butler to kind master turned alp.

Yay or nay?

>>12877348

>I, Paladin Jack, being of sound mind and broke legs, do hereby leaveth my holy sword to whatever finds it.
>Order pray it be a human man.
>It is a good sword and kilt the monster that kilt me.
>Anyway, I am dead.
>Yours truly,
>Paladin Jack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-OCKxSqTHw

>>12877380
That's actually pretty nice looking.

>>12877384

Coming to theaters this spring

>>12877385
Gay.

>>12877384
That idea is pretty great. If I don't die out here maybe I'll write it and the yeti can read it.

>>12877382
>cake
Disgusting
Throw into trash already, it expired half a month ago

>>12877384
Shenanigans I look forward to.
>>12877393
Please do.

>>12877390
We'll call it, Thawing The Heart.

>>12877184
>Averageanon finishes A Familar Friend 3

>MC denser than ever
>Richard
>magical cat fight
>soft familiar childhood friend impregnation
Thanks Averageanon, I enjoyed all three parts of this story, but this was by far the best.

>>12877391
Don't bully alps.

They just want to love you.

>>12877400
How about Chilling Madness? Or does that sound more horror thriller than romance adventure?

>>12877386
>Paladin Jack
I have no idea what you're referencing, but some one needs to redo Samurai Jack as a paladin With monstergirls, centred around Jack's eternal battle with the Lilim akuma

>>12877398
Christmas was 12-13 days ago, Anon.

>>12877403
As a well known Alp I can attest to this being false.

>>12877407
then why make him a paladin
he was fine just the way he was

>>12877406
As long as it's punny I'll be pleased, but that is giving off a bit more of a horror vibe.

>>12877406
No that sounds good.

Then at the end of the movie it shows the Yeti holding a frozen anons corpse with the crazy smile!

>>12877409
As a friend of an alp you can go suck a dick anon.

>>12877412
Do you think that the Order has a secret sect of Samurai Paladins hidden in that not!Japan land?

>>12877403
pastebin.com/AA4hcU38
This happens when you don't bully your Alp. Do the responsible thing: identify and start bullying Alps in time.

>>12877414
Yandere Yeti now? Or did she just go crazy from anons death. Speaking of death, no yeti to be seen yet, my body is pain. Is it time to turn back to the safety of my home?

MachineAnon is ded again?

>>12877416
no
but I do remember that there existed a region there with anti monster sentiment (one of the fallen maidens was from there irc) , they could allied themselves with it.

>>12877407
>LOOOOONG AGO, it a distant lad
>I, Akuma, the shapeshifting Lilim of darkness
>Unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
>BUT, a FOOLISH samurai warrior, wielding a chastity belt
>Step forth to oppose me
>before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time
>And flung him into the future, were my evil is LAW
>Now the fool wishes to return back to the past
>And UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS AKUMA

>>12877414
>>12877419
She can just take him to a Lich to revive him, can't she? He'd probably have to be get revived in a younger form though.

>>12877380
This guy needs to draw more stuff.

>>12877401
That's why I'm here anon.

That's why I'm here

>>12877426
>Having to trek to god knows where to find a Lich willing to revive him
Decomposition, Anon.

>>12877434
Regenerative magic, Anon-kun.

>>12877434
She's taking him to a lich, Anon. That means magic is involved and, as a matter of course, ain't nobody gotta explain shit.

>>12877434
The Yeti can probably emanate MAMONO MANA which helps preserve him.

>>12877435
I'm gonna need some of that regernative magic if I don't find a Yeti and her igloo soon.

>>12877435
>>12877436
Anon, you missed the point. Let me run it down for you
You are here, in Canadia, Ontario, in the arms of your Yeti waifu because you died
The Lich is here, in Vancouver
Get it now?

>>12877438 got it. Though, I don't think yeti's know magic
Then again, MAMONO MANA

>>12877417
Fuck you anon I'm gonna tenderly love my alp and give her the best ring I can buy!

>>12877440
If you've got the money, honey, Fran the Lich has what you need.
>>12877441
>Get it now?
I still don't see an issue.

>>12877441
>Anon, you missed the point.
No we didn't, but I don't think you read ours at all. It's magic, decomposition doesn't mean shit. because it's nothing she can't fix or deal with.

>>12877442
>ring
Genital piercings are mean, please no!

>>12877441
>>12877443

The issue, even excluding KC's "magic solves all problem clause" would only be having to rent a refrigerated food storage truck.

>>12877443
>>12877445
>I still don't see an issue
I-- but
TRAVEL TIME. DISTANCE. THE BODY WOULD DECOMPOSE BEFORE SHE GOT TO THE LICH
I hate you all

>>12877443
Looks like I'm gonna need to pay up then. I'm turning back, even my CHI STRENGTHENED DICK can't deal with this cold.

>>12877449
>KC
...
>>12877451
What part of "regenerative magic" don't you understand?

>>12877446
Not that kind anon, she's getting a beautiful ring for her soft ring finger.

Then I'm taking her wherever she wants for the honeymoon!

>>12877451
I love watching illogical things fuck over logical thought. The reactions are marvelous.

>>12877453
You don't have a lot of willpower if you're out of it already.

>>12877457
>>12877455
Even though I know you're both messing with me, I'm physically rubbing my temples

>>12877370
Well, it was about her while pregnant, and since was the last of that story post had her water breaking, one can assume it ended.

>>12877460
Cold seeps willpower, like tea in a cup.

>>12877453
>Can't handle the cold
>Giving up
Pathetic

>>12877461
No, seriously, what is it that you don't get? REGENERATIVE MAGIC. It doesn't matter how decomposed the corpse is, REGENERATIVE MAGIC fixes it. Restores it. REGENERATES it.
>>12877464
>Anon didn't come... maybe he doesn't love me?
>I can't blame him...
>Nobody else does either.

>>12877465
The prospect of a yeti waifu isn't worth death.

>>12877433
Average?

Any plans to use any of the side characters in any future stories? Some of them seemed to have potential on their own.

>>12877469
Alright that's not fair, m-maybe she's right over this rise? I guess I'll keep going just a little longer.

>>12877441
>>12877443
>>12877445

>Coming this summer
>An epic comedy about one Yeti's plan to save the one that didn't make it.

>"There has to be a way!"
>"Well, there is this one Lich I heard about on the East Coast..."
>"I'm going to need a truck."

>Cut to a run-down impound lot and scrapyard
>Cyclops mechanic talking to Yeti

>"Welp, sorry ma'am, but regulations state that you clearly need a commercial class-C to drive a truck like that. Plus, you don't have the scratch to pay for a truck that size even if you did have one."
>"But if I don't... then my husbandu will die... permanently!"
>"Well, if you're willing to pay a few thousand, I may have something that might interest you..."

>A brief montage of an ice cream truck jumping over explosions, being chased by police cars on a freeway, drunken Yuki-Onna CC riding shotgun.

>JUST DESSERTS.

>>12877455
>...
We aren't talking about Thomas' Yeti, are we?

>>12877376
>believing monsters wouldn't enslave us completely if they had magic AND technology

Traitor kun pls.

>>12877469
But the mind would already be gone, his spirit would already be on Charon's wild ride
There's a certain extent regenerative magic can go before is basically god powers

>>12877423
>I am the lost son of the land you have pillaged.
>I am here to reclaim it
>For my people
>For my Father
>For my birthright

>>12877403
But it's gay love. That shit ain't right.

>>12877477
I'd drag my Dragonfu to watch it.
>>12877480
We're talking HEADCANON.

>>12877477
>JUST DESSERTS
That's a good one

>>12877481
Paladin, please take your meds.

>>12877184
>Angry /fit/ Anon and his adorable, angry Minotaur family.
Soon.
Also
>Anon polishing a Holstaurus' horns while she wears a blindfold to protect her eyes. Holstaurus is a little bit fidgety.
Has already been done in image and story version.

>>12877482
>mind would already be gone
The mind is only the electrochemical processes in the brain. These can be recreated.
>spirit
This can be summoned back. It's called Necromancy.
>certain extent
And this is not that extent.

>>12877080
>Theinn fucks a Lich
This is good.
I like this.

>>12877481
Monsters would take over if they had magic and technology. That's the point.

>>12877486
>We're talking HEADCANON.
I can't magically read your mind.

>>12877489
>image
Show me.

>>12877489
Oh, awesome. Do you have a link to the Holst story and image?

>>12877490
Right right, Necromancy. always forget about Necromancy
You win this time My logic has be swatted away by my forgetfulness of different arts of magic
Magic's really overpowered

>>12877373
You having a giggle?

>>12877485
It's cute and you can impregnate it.

It's fiiiiine.

>>12877494
I never told you to.
>>12877498
>overpowered
Tell that to the guy who studies it for decades only to be raped before he can cast even once.
>>12877502
John is a common name, I can't be expected to remember every /b/ meme for the early 2000's.

>>12877184
>BASED LUTH
>BASED ANUBIS
>2015 YEAR OF THE ANUBIS

I can get behind this. Yes, yes indeed.

>>12877488
Fuck you Traitor kun. You're not fooling anyone.

>>12877493
And you want this!?

>>12877495
>>12877497
http://pastebin.com/RzeW3xn3

>>12877513
That's not fidgety, that's giddy.

>>12877509
>And you want this!?

Yes?

Baphomets are top tier monsters.

>>12877513
>Those sweater puppies
>That lip bite
>Disregard everything, THAT LIP BITE
Lord help me.

>>12877385
yay

>>12877505
But it's a man in a female body anon!

>>12877474
Oomukade is the one I currently have a plan for in the future.

Beyond that not really.

Maybe the nightmare.

>>12877505
You are my ultimate nigger.

>>12877509
What's not to like? An end to all wars and pointless violence , a loving monster wife for every man, leaders that want the best for us, not just for themselves. It'll be great.

>>12877523
So it's a female.

>>12877516
Faggot.

>>12877515
Close enough.
>>12877520
Its one of the few images from less I really like.

>>12877184
>Averageanon finishes A Familiar Friend 3
I got convinced to read that after some anons told me there was a Nightmare in part 2.

Loved it. Cute story, nice comedy, I liked how part 3 delved into the dealings of the Sabbath, and the lewd at the end was fantastic.

Also nice that he mentioned in the last thread said Nightmare I mentioned got a happy-end, eventually. More than the Prissy bitch deserved.

>>12877523
>not wanting to fuck your alp friend until she becomes a stage 3.
>not wanting to marry that.

>>12877532
>Close enough
No, giddy is better.

>>12877528
All while being property, no thanks. If you need me I'll be cleaning my rifle, see you on the battlefield.

>>12877519
We know already.
>>12877522
Loen is forever based.

>>12877532
.Less has some gems in his fast inventory of pictures

>>12877537
Freedom-kun fuck you.

>>12877529
>>12877534
Someone needs to read the updated profile. Alps a shit.

>>12877541
Whatever you say, Slave-kun.

>>12877541
No u, fucking slave wannabe. I'm ashamed and enraged at having to breathe the same air as you.

>>12877542
Alps a fun.

You need to take a breather.

>>12877537
Where do you get that idea. Men will be treated better under monstergirl rule then any human can give them. Monstergirls consider men to be their precious lovers, an would hate for anything bad to happen to them. Men would be sure to kept happy and safe unlike in those human run countries where they are used as pawns and sent off to die in wars or in dangerous conditions. Don't you want to be loved and kept safe?

>>12877142
>>12877157
why

>>12877542
All you have to do is dick the gay away.

>>12877543
I'd rather wear a collar and live than die for nothing.
>>12877546
Then go die fighting your superiors, I'll enjoy the air on your behalf.

>>12877551
Monster pls

I would rather die fighting for my country an brothers over being a housewife any day.

>>12877352
MGE monsters already have magitech, steampunk and firearms.

>>12877556
Wait, you'd rather die than be a stay-at-home dad?

>>12877555
>I'd rather wear a collar and live than die for nothing.

You got no pride, just like the rest of the subs.

>>12877555
You'll be the one dying, fuckpuppet.

>>12877558
If it means fighting for something I believe in, then yes.

>>12877560
Pride goes before downfall anon.

>>12877557
who has firearms in MGE? Those would be so useful.

This goddamn argument every thread.

Can't we just enjoy things like Mantis Girls?

>>12877563
Does your mistress know you shitpost on 4chan?

>>12877080
Far-off Harem End?

>>12877551
>Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.

>>12877557
You're confusing threadcanon with canon.

>>12877562
Yes, fight for your Leaders and your Banks, die in painfully in some ditch, I'll be happy with my wife.

Why aren't you getting along again?

>>12877565
I hate bugs but man I would love a Mantis girl.

>>12877563
Better to die on one's feet than live on one's knees.

>>12877565
I'd love a Mantis girl

>>12877569
Did you know that quoting smart people doesn't make you smart?
>>12877574
That's dumb. Why is it better to die than to live?

>>12877571
That's some sick stockholm syndrome you got there brah.

>>12877572
Shitflinging makes the world go round.

>>12877571
At least I'll be buried with pride along with my brothers.

Can you say you'll accept death as well, slave?

>>12877554
You do it. Alps are dead to me.

>>12877565
That sleep hug looks very dangerous.

>>12877573
No love for Oomukade?

I just want to wear a collar.

A wonderful, luxurious collar that mai waifu made herself after hours, days, of painstaking work to craft the finest leather piece she could ever manage. All to signify that I'm her's completely.

>>12877583
I am sure she would be super careful not to fuck you up, Anon.

Or buy some funky coverings.

>>12877581
If I have to die so man and monster can live in peace, then so be it. Better to die to make many happy then to line the pockets of the few.

>>12877581
Everybody dies man. Others die peacefully at old age, having seen their children and grandchildren grow, others die before even living a proper life, crying for mommy in some ditch because they tried to fight a war that made no sense.

>>12877568
Who knows? Anything could happen.

>>12877587
Has someone been reading NtK?

>>12877582
I really don't get what the problem is. The profile simply says that there are some that continue to think of themselves as male and some that don't.

>>12877578
>quoting something that reflects one's feelings is grab to appear smart smart

K.

Because if you are not in control of your god given right to freedom , you're better off dead. A gilded cage is still a cage.

>>12877587
Jezz dude, you don't see other dogs making a fuss over their collar..

>>12877597
A change in leaders is not the same thing as throwing away freedom.

>>12877597
Define freedom.
>>12877598
That's because regular dogs don't appreciate material goods.

>>12877587
If it was comfy to wear and didn't strangle me, I'd be fine wearing a collar

>>12877595
it's backwards now, some awake to the joy of being female and become a woman inside completely, but they're the exception, the majority retain their identity as male.

I want more happy jinko and happy chuffs

>>12877601
Collars actually feel pretty nice.

>>12877588
>I am sure she would be super careful not to fuck you up, Anon.
She's SLEEPING, that is, she's not conscious. She could have a nightmare and fuck me up in an instant. That's not even a sexy russian roulette like Sharkgirl blowjobs or anything. You'd just go to sleep with your waifu and she'd wake up in a pile of gore, breaking her mind and leaving her to wallow in your guts until she starved to death on the bed.

>>12877594
I don't know what that means.

>>12877598
It's not about the collar. I wouldn't even know, I'd just know it's comfy. It's about the thought of receiving something my waifu worked hard on, out of her love and affection for me.

>>12877569
KC mentioned it in one of the Q&As. He doesn't want to go in-depth about the MGE's technology for quite some time though.

>>12877599
RON PAUL 2012

How about some glacies in summer?
Or a smiling glacies, a nice heart-warming glacies?
Able to change her body back to cold at will, change it mid-sex.

>>12877592
>Spoiler
Well kay then.

I just hate seeing childhood friends lose. Happens all too often in tales where they're not the focus.

Childhood friends a best.

>>12877603
No anon, Jinkos will go extinct.
>>12877607
>I don't know what that means
Nana to Kaoru, a manga about a couple and their S&M hijinks. One story arc revolved around making a collar. By hand. Just for her.

I am torn. I really like Mermaids but I don't know if I would be able to spend my day carting her around everywhere.

>>12877606
So just buy the funky mitts for sleep time cuddles. Problem solved.

>>12877600
>>12877607
Wow, aren't you people ashamed? I know I would be.

>>12877569
Who said anything about purchasing? You have a very odd vision of romantic relationships, dude.

>>12877605
That's called a necktie, anon.

>>12877618
What's there to be ashamed of?
>>12877619
No, I mean actual leather collar you sillybuns.

>>12877612
This made me think of a man sitting outside sipping some lemonade with his Glacier daughteru acting as an icecube sitting in his drink and keeping it pertinently cold

>>12877615
Ooooh, Nana to Kaoru.

Love that author/artist. Does tons of great stuff.

Sunstone's also a good story for an in-depth look into a BDSM relationship. It's yuri.

>>12877618
>I got nothing better call them faggots
How's living together with your love 'not being in control of your god given right to freedom'?

>>12877621
>have glacies wife
>summer
>want your drink chilled
>put said drink between her bosom

>>12877623
>Sunstone
I did the decent thing and bought the volumes, you should too.

>>12877599
We can learn what we want and grow as people as we will, monsters as leaders would replace all that with sex and hedonism. You go be spiritually dead and stagnant if you want, but count me out.

>>12877600
Being able to live as one pleases without hindrance, self ruling. You can't have that with monsters as leaders because, fuck you, here's a wife, now make babies.

>>12877102

I actually felt really bad for the guy. He tried to make a life for himself with a nice girl but because she was human the MGs hounded her to suicide. I'd probably have gone on a rampage too. The worst part is that the true bad guys here got away with it. I hope Lanternon's Paladin/Mage story is more sympathetic towards the human isolationists, because fuck that made me kind of mad.

>>12877629
>Being able to live as one pleases without hindrance, self ruling
Do you have that now? Would you commit suicide if you ever landed a prison sentence, however short?

>>12877609
Then it's unusable until it's fleshed out. Besides, as such, humans must have them as well. I was thinking modern setting anyway.

>>12877625
>Implying he's on a faggots level.
>Implying he's in control.

Dude, you're killing it.

>>12877629
>Being able to live as one pleases without hindrance
What if what I please is marrying a lovely monster girl? You're just pulling this shit out of your ass.

>>12877634
If I was not guilty and it was 25 to life or something I'd go on a rampage until I was taken down.

>>12877613
I dunno man. to be honest, endgame is pretty sketchy in my mind. Not really absolutely sure how any thing will happen, I just have the barest of ideas. But don't hold your breath for a happily ever after is all.

>>12877634
>prison sentence
Now you're just making our points for us.

>>12877639
But if you were guilty?
>>12877641
You lost me.

>>12877639
I'm being hindered by not being allowed to rape lolis without repercussions.

>>12877638
Read the reply chain and a few sociology books before you speak.

>>12877602
Really?
This minor detail bothers so many people?
About half of what is written in most profiles, the majority of stuff that is in the world guides,
(and pretty much everything for both profiles and world guides when it is a MGC story) gets ignored in these threads and people lose their shit about this?
Yeah, no, fuck you

>>12877642
Then I'd have to face up to it wouldn't I? Depends on what I did anyway, not like I have any plans of becoming a criminal, I've made it this far without killing or harming anyone.

>>12877628
I thought I did, but I never got a shipment notice from Amazon.

I should double-check that.

Choose.

One of these? Or the fire.

>>12877644
Why don't you summarize it to me, oh great sociologist. Aren't you the one saying living life like I want is being unfree?

>>12877524
what was of the parasyte slime story?

>>12877645
No u alp fucker. GUYfucker.

>>12877640
Well alright. Just can't help but root for Liches, and childhood friends, just how I am.

Looking forward to where it all goes though.

>>12877647
>Then I'd have to face up to it
So by your own admission you'd rather lose your freedom than kill yourself.

>>12877649
Rusalka is still the best option.

>>12877651
No, do your own legwork.

>>12877649
Fire please.

>>12877649

>Krampus

Someone post the Krampus story from the last thread please.

>>12877645
>gets ignored in these threads and people lose their shit about this?
People are very selective about when they do and don't consider KC gospel law and "what everyone accepts", primarily when it backs up their argument and when it doesn't. Taking anyone seriously over it is a fool's errand.

>>12877649
>Implying goremurmaider isn't the only option.

>>12877657
No, because I have no intention of losing my freedom by engaging in criminal acts, or letting some monster decide when I'm gonna be a husband or father. Try harder.

>>12877665
>Try harder
You're the one trying too hard. Hypothetical scenarios don't work if you don't go along with them.