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>>12870567
This girl looks soft.
Damn.

>>12870567
>Last thread isn't even dead yet.

C'mon anon.

>>12870567
No making new threads until the previous one dies, faggot.

I want to fuck a cyclops

>>12870646
I want to tenderly love a cyclops.

>>12870658
How about a cow?

>>12870669
I'm scared of cows.

>>12870567
Someone wanted to be the OP sooooo badly, didn't they?

>>12870646
Goddamn, anime cyclopes look retarded. Even moreso than regular ones somehow.

>>12870676
I live in the country and have been chased by bulls and cows since childhood. I'm not afraid of either. What possible reason could you have to be afraid of cows?

>>12870695
Not him but i'm afraid of every animal that's bigger than me

>>12870695
Basically >>12870703

Hell even moderately large dogs scare me.

>>12870567
Recap time. I guess now is as good a time as ever. The last thread was very long, so some stuff will be cut out. But I will write as much as I can.

Beyblade runner: The smash hit movie starring Harrison wurm and some other dude from beyblades!
We fought about polt, alps, paw and hand size and gender. Like, a lot. We did last thread as well but apparently we weren't finished.
being gifted an onahole By a friendly succubutt. she cleans it with her mouth. Her MOUTH!
We discussed penis length while bathing with a purple kitsune.
3D mg's a scary
Dickgirl(?)hyena
The proper way to clean a mantis's scythes is with your tongue.
Where to make a sex face:a novel by wurm
Stupid mg edits are not actually stupid. (thank you for the profiles, btw)
Tanuki=hitler
I want polt to teach me sex ed. R...RAM it in!
p'orc makes a comeback
Elves are... Cops?
Jinko finally got some more art!
fluffy sheep best sheep
Don't make promises gauf.
whatever the hell a zoanthrope girl is
Yanderes don't like having daughters.
Your last stand against an MG army:the soundtrack.
We tried to teach a wurm english. It didn't work.
Manticore STD's are fucking horrifying
Yandere sandworms, just when you thought yandere couldn't get any more horrifying, somebody added vore.
Science experiments on your waifus
Mg couple's baths, the new hit service
We compare oni body types.
What MG's would be common where you live? Deer for me. And squirrels. So. Many. Squirrels.
Literally every opening on a succubus is a vagina.
Absurdly muscled man milks his holst.
We bully Dormouse, Kunoichi and Kikimora. Then heal all of them.
MC and lilim fight each other in the most cliched way possible
reverse dickthrone sounds very unpleasant.
fucking the daughteru...While she wets the bed. That's a new one.
A slime gives birth to a watermelon.
NAZRIN IS COMING FOR YOU
EAT YOUR VEGGIES SPAWN OF MY COCK
anon lost his dick in 'nam

OTHER HALF COMING SOON

We need more pawpads

>>12870719
That's a delightfully plump rear.

>>12870718
..We did a lot of shit, didn't we?

>>12870723
3750 posts, god damn right we did.

>>12870719
>"J-Jimmy this is embarrassing!"
>"Quit moving, I'm having trouble massaging your feet."

I want to cuddle a wurm.

I want to join the school's Nap Club with Weresheep and Yeti, pillows and blankets made from their wool and fur

>>12870718
>What MG's would be common where you live?

Deer, they're everywhere, hell they come right up to you and a few have even sat right next to me when I go out hiking.

>>12870646
I'll take the cutie on the bottom left.
>>12870669
>dat grey one

She started it all for me.

>You will never meet a Doppelganger classmate who is shy and reclusive
>Who also wrote on a class questionnaire that their "favorite superhero" is Bartz Klauser.

>>12870567
Anyone got that picture of the normal and brown goat girls?

>>12870718
>Beyblade runner
>Stupid mg edits are not actually stupid.
I still think they're stupid, and I should know, I made them..

Anyway, here's the half finished edit of Loens awesome pic.

I'm off to bed.

Baphomets are top tier monsters.

>>12870729
For me it would be Ravens, Crows, and Owls.
There's also a bunch of Cows and Chickens, but those don't count.

>>12870718

I got lost in the constant arguments about absolutely fucking nothing.

>>12870723
In case you couldn't tell Anon, we do a lot of things in this thread without knowing

>>12870737
Loen a best.

>>12870745
No argument from me. His stuff is great for practice.

>>12870731
Sounds like she needs a little Boko on the head.

>>12870748
He's may also do more thread ideas than the other drawfags.

>>12870737
awesome
>>12870742
>>12870746
Even in Kindergarten, Hellhounds are still apex predators.

>>12870719
.less is easy to hate, but easier to love.
Anubis' are even easier to love than .less.

>>12870753
It's safe to say that senpai notices us.

>>12870742
I want to have a Hellhound pup as the family "pet"

Then she smashed my pelvis into fine paste on my 18th birthday

>>12870731
>Bartz Klauser.
How the fuck is he a super hero? Why is her hero the MC of FF5? Why isn't it Galuf? Why does it look like she didn't shed a tear when he sacrificed himself?

>>12870718
>Jinko finally got some more art!
Really? Where?

>>12870760
Hellpuppy
Hellpup

>>12870731
Which incarnation of Bartz?
>>12870732
What a mischievous little shit, I love her.

>>12870738
Does that Baphomet actually have a noticeable cup-size?

>>12870763
I'll call her Hellpuppy when I'm young, sounds cuter.

>>12870763
Heckhounds.

>>12870763
Hellpup sounds the best. The extra syllable on hellpuppy is just too noticeable in comparison.

>>12870738
A Baphomet would hate me.
She comes up to me I would be like "didn't you mommy tell you not to talk to strangers" followed by "lets find a nice police person to help you find yer parents" and then "Who wants ice cream"
The I would say "haha funny kid, you are too young to be talking about sex, you shouldn't be saying such things"
And of course "You will be an adult someday, just don't rush it, its great to be a kid"

If I am not dead at this point I dont know what else would happen to me

>>12870764
>>12870761
Because, Bartz was the man who could become anything. A samurai, an archer, a mage--he could even out-mimic the world's greatest mimic. That's the part she likes best about him.

Also, she couldn't think of anything else when the word "hero" came up.

>>12870769
Considering how OP baphomets are one has to wonder how you'd even make it to offering ice cream. There'd probably be a loli orgy at the police station though.

>>12870770
Ah, I forgot about the job class thing.

>>12870719
All of my love.
Right here.
All of it.
HNNNNNNG...

>>12870770
>implying Galuf couldn't also be any of those jobs besides Mime
>not seeing Galuf as a hero for sacrificing himself to save his granddaughter and friends from Exdeath
>The man who withstood countless barrages of high level magic, such as holy/flare/meteo, and still fought back even with 0 HP is not a hero
Fuck.
Her.

>>12870738
Mind posting the entire "Storyboard" set?

I forgot to save it last thread.

.Less has made a Hellhound pic, a Jinko pic, and a Kitsune pic
>He hasn't posted them
Interesting

>>12870780
>Hasn't
More like can't.
4chan Perma-Banned him or some shit.

>>12870777
He should upload it as a gif, or in imgur.
>>12870784
I can understand why.

>>12870775
S-sorry, Anon. She could relate to Bartz more because he was a young person seeking adventure.

She saw her dad in Galuf.

>>12870784
Oh. Well then, I'll take the initiative. Call it an act of kindness

>>12870718
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AND AN USHI IS COMING TO RAPE YOU AAAAAAaaaaoooh wait that's just your neighbor with the mail. Nevermind!
oculus rift MG'S
Would you like an eclair from Claire? No thank you.
Mg pillow forts.
What's your onsen mg attendant?
happy holidays, of course.
MGCPD SWAT is established. I guess that was MGPolice's doing.
Would waifu a templar/paladin? I would.
>>12870737
THEY'RE NOT STUPID
Mr. White makes meth out of manticore venom
Your waifu is stuck in a Schrodinger's cat situation.
Some unnamed anon wants me to continue my shit, I always knew there was love for me in the world.
Lich resurrects your after 200 years. Took the lazy hag long enough.
Charles 2 loves his neii-san.
A hieroglyph of a woman with dog ears holding hands with a man, a Pharaoh covered in flies, and a woman with dog ears being screwed doggy style on the nearby wall
Have a threesome with a human karate master and wyvern to defeat the final boss: oni bully
GGAAABBEEEEN
Dark elves, are they shit? the world may never know!
A pretty much useless mg chart
Anubis is not a slaver, she is strict but fair.
Build your own polt, some assembly required. Mine has four eyes, four arms, and dazzle camo fur. She's absolutely perfect.
Speaking of dazzle fur, based edit maker makes me shit and colorizes drawings. Thanks again.
Some anon's town is being invaded by furries
Centaurs have 2 vaginas now I guess
I made an oopsie =C
Somebody tries to assassinate janet
More pervert kikimora updates, yay!
Meido beelzebub creams herself silly while cleaning for... Some reason.
Who's your knight MGG?
We try to resolve a fight by talking about polt's ass.
Is junko alive? She's walking, but we're still not sure.
Anubis gets an entire college campus worth of dicks up her butt, anons are none to pleased.
Pure manticore a qt.
MGC speed dating manages to provide us with a tanuki that ISN'T SHIT.
Anon teaches us how to use gimp. No, not that kind of gimp.

First for fluffy

>>12870787
Short version

>>12870786
Bartz was an airheaded hobo.

>>12870787
I think I remember hearing that, much like with Loen's, Hound might try coloring this.

God I hope so.

>>12870719
More Anubis? Okay.

>>12870790
MGCPD SWAT was not MGPolice's doing

>>12870793
Long version
And before you say it, yes I will delete them

>>12870797
>Blushing Anubis
I'd not seen this one before.

God bless you for posting it anon.
Anubis is Love.

>>12870793
Short-hair a best.

>>12870784
his country is permabanned from 4chan

>>12870800
And that's it. You're welcome .Less

>>12870790
>A hieroglyph of a woman with dog ears holding hands with a man, a Pharaoh covered in flies, and a woman with dog ears being screwed doggy style on the nearby wall
Anubis is just making Jimmy write down what her mother writes down on the notes she passes to her father before they run off to the shower together.

>>12870803
Which country is that?

>>12870787
>>12870793

Why the fuck are you deleting them. Stop being a nigger about "image posting standards" and leave them up. Or, if it's because they don't belong on a blue board, put them on imgur

>>12870812
He's from Flipland if I remember correctly.

>>12870815
They're fucking worksafe.

>>12870817
Is that slang for Finland?

>>12870815

https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x

>>12870815
Hey hey, I was deleting them because people go up and arms about it. Sheesh, I'm sorry
It's on .Less' imgur so just go there. Can't do anything right today. Sorry.

>>12870820
Philipenis.

>>12870823
Why are they banned? What the hell happened?

>>12870790
Fucking bitch dragon stole my legs, I needed those!
Amazons still a shit. Or maybe not. It's all up to your IMAGINATION!
KC is fucking weird, man.
We spin the wheel of fortune to find out what yandere we have. I got a fucking fish.
Some pretty brutal shit happens to either a kitsune or dragon.
Anon gets a familiar yandere, he's not happy.
EAT THE FUCKING CAKE
Fucking based loen drawfags 6 different images in one thread.
The Lolification plague hit us hard man. Junko didn't notice though. She just found out huffing elmer's was a cheaper alternative to booze.
Hellhound drops out of high school.
JUUUSTICE is apparently not JUUUSTICE
We re-discover the holst planet
Dude, you wanna be friends with the mushroom girl?
Many updates from writefags and unknown anons, including 3 from bob, lanternon and peter.
.less is kill

And that's all folks. This was a long one. I hope I'm doing a good job. You all have fun now.

Economic Collapse and Global Proxy Wars coming soon!

How will you and your Waifu get by? What if you get drafted/selective service'd?

>>12870826
Open Deal

thegreens, I'mma be perfectly honest.

You are not good at this.
At all.

>>12870799
Who was it then?

>>12870828
>C
DIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE.
Do you fight with your waifu, or your daughteru?

>>12870821

I shouldn't be forced to have to pull from a 3rd party site's archive just because the thread police are trying to impose posting standards.

Either post images and leave them up or don't post them at all. Your next line will be "BUT MUH 3000 POSTS AND ONLY 300 IMAGES!" Get over it or stop posting reaction images and reposting old shit if it bothers you that much. Deleting new OC isn't acceptable.

>>12870826
Retreat into the woods, pirate internet and shit, set up a generator and heater, and fuck a lot.

>>12870825
>Anon gets a familiar yandere

Hey I got in, nice.
I just don't want to dick her because she looks like a kid, but if she looked about 18 or so I'd dick her. captcha: hue

>>12870825
Thegreens, nice try but, sorry, we will call you

>>12870718
>>12870790
>>12870825
>3 things I spawned were listed
My my.

>>12870830
Haha, yeah, I write to damn much.
Go ahead and take the reins yourself. I do not claim to be some sort of recap godsend. I like all the stuff.
Sadly, liking all the stuff makes for bad recap.

>>12870825
I wonder what wurm planet is like.

>>12870834
Waifu.

>>12870835
I said I was sorry! What do you want me to do, re-post them?

>>12870718
You forgot new Leona stories!

>>12870718
>>12870790
>>12870825
We appreciate the effort but its really fucking long, next time try to list only the most important stuff in 1 post, and thanks.

>>12870844

Good.

And for extra JUSTICE I hope they get omitted from the Blog.

>>12870839
>I have 8
Ohohoho.

>>12870646

>>12870718
>>12870790
>>12870825
>You cannot delete a post this old
Well fuck you too!

>>12870835

>everything should be done the way i see fit and everything should be handed to me on a silver platter

>>12870567
How many videogames are there surrounding MGs? Not counting the obvious ones of course.

>>12870849
Were they OC? How much time do you spend here?

So, what the fuck are these threads, just discussing anything monster girl related in general or is it centered on a particuliar series or circle or artist?

>>12870858
I'll admit, I'd probably put my dick in there

>>12870862
I don't know, maybe you if read or lurk a bit, you'll know.

>>12870863
I would too anon.

I would too.

>>12870825
>>12870790
>>12870718

Look, it's not shit!
Beyblade runner and english lessons for wurm
We fought about polt, alps, paw and hand size and gender.
Your last stand against an MG army:the soundtrack.
Manticore STD's are fucking horrifying
Yandere sandworms, just when you thought yandere couldn't get any more horrifying, somebody added vore.
We bully Dormouse, Kunoichi and Kikimora. Then heal all of them.
MC and lilim fight each other in the most cliched way possible
Would waifu a templar/paladin?
Centaurs have 2 vaginas now I guess
What MG's would be common where you live? Deer for me. And squirrels. So. Many. Squirrels.
Build your own polt, some assembly required.
KC is fucking weird, man.
We spin the wheel of fortune to find out what yandere we have. I got a fucking fish.
Anon gets a familiar yandere, he's not happy.
EAT THE FUCKING CAKE
Dude, you wanna be friends with the mushroom girl?
Many updates from writefags and unknown anons, including 3 from bob, lanternon and peter.
.less is kill

>>12870862
Everything

>>12870862
For all things Monster girl related that is not /d/ related.
and to develop MG universes for writefags

>>12870769
>hate
Do you even profile? Imouto and onii-chan relationship is their biggest fetish. They love being treated like a child and pretend to be retarded and helpless so their strong onii-chan will take care of everything despite being hundreds times stronger and smarter than him

>>12870862
Mostly anything monster girl related. We kind of have a core topic of Monster Girl Encyclopedia but it branches out pretty far away from there.

>>12870871
>boosto

No stop, I don't like laughing.
I'm so glad I found that series

>>12870868
If whoever wrote the pastebins properly (and had the third fucking link working), and the thread wasn't all fucking spergings, I wouldn't have to ask after reading through all of it, you dumb smelly nigger.

>>12870863
>>12870869
You can put your dick in it.

>>12870870
Gonna have to try and keep my mouth shut next time.
More proof that when you have a lot of a good thing, it becomes bad.

>>12870719
Oh god, those paws look so soft.

Anubis-chan is truly the greatest.

>>12870886
I don't play vidya and what is this? A mod?

>>12870886
>Doom WAD

No thanks, never got those to work right.

>>12870886
TECHNOLOGY

>>12870858
>>12870886
I remember seeing demo with space marines fucking some kind of succubi enemies
Is the full version out?

>>12870884
This is actually a good time to look at green's original recap.
It's a huge mess of unneeded information for us, but for you it's like a two days worth of lurking without having to wait!

Anons, for the new year, what will you do to make your monster waifu happy? More day offs? Weight training? Cooking? Tutoring your daughter in the art of lying? Anything goes.

>>12870895
>>12870896
>>12870897
>>12870900

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upb4k11cg60

>>12870897
>TECHNOLOGY
That reminds me.
>http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm23514971
I know not MG related but still.

>>12870902
Writing recaps properly.
I have dishonored my name....
But seriously though, if anything were to make said waifu happy it would include me going to bed, waking up on time, and doing some actual work.

>>12870908
>LP'ing hentai games

Is there no greater shame?

>>12870902
I would make her real. But that's not possible.

>>12870908
>It's a mod from here
Oh yeah, this is going to be great. Also
>LPing a hentai
The hell is wrong with this child?

>>12870912
Being a furry?

>>12870917
good lord, we don't need to get into this again

>H-Doom
Cute. Fucking tumblr though.

>>12870916
He also seems to have LP'ed all the MGQ games.

What is this person thinking?

>>12870831
a random Anon

>>12870815
How hard is it looking though the archives?

>>12870928
What happened to mg police? He ded?

>>12870849
Nice. Which were yours?
>>12870839
which were yours?

>>12870927
>Lp'ed the MGQ games
Look, there's some things you can, and some thing you can't LP
Fucking hentai games and VN's is the part of the CAN'T. That's like having commentary for a hentai, or someone commentating you ravaging your MG waifu. It doesn't work! It's just not right!

>>12870895
>>12870900
It is. It's a mod for Doom called HDoom.

>tfw you will never fight hordes of demon girls from hell.

>>12870937
Unless you're funny about it. Then you can possibly get away with it.
Nobody is funny though, except maybe Slowbeef and Diabetus. But them doing it is unlikely.

>>12870912
Yesterday some guy on twitch "played" Nekopara for 1 hour and earned like 2.5k bucks during it. And most of the time he was just saying "thank for the sub dude" and "oh noes, these girls are too young blah blah, jailtime"
That is some crazy easy doshmaking
Poorfag who complained about getting no money for healthcare should do this

>>12870942
I have no idea who these people are.

>>12870942
Yo I'd totally watch Chip and Ironicus rip on a bad porno.

The biggest reason why Hentai games and VN LP's outside of screenshot lp's don't work for me is because they all sound like complete dorks.

I'm no sex talk guy but c'mon these guys make the porn seem as awkward and unsexy as asking a chick if she likes your figmas.

>>12870947
They are good too.

>>12870948
Really. It's like an Oomukade hovering over your shoulder describing and commenting on everything you see while browsing Exhentai
Actually no, that's a terrible example because that sounds cute

>>12870944
Wait isn't this that game on steam that /v/ shat all over itself calling it weeb trash?

There a torrent for this or something?

>>12870953
>listening to /v/

>>12870953
There's a censored version, which is on steam, and an uncensored version, which is on their website/pirate ships
/a/ was talking about it earlier. It has technology, Anon
TECHNOLOGY

>>12870953
Dooon't... It's too weird... It's raping my miinnnd...

Coconut best girl.

>>12870951
>A-and now he's putting his p-p-p-p-penis inside of his little sister's va- I can't say it! What? No, please don't give me another swirly! Okay... Now there's an X-ray shot and you can see his penis k-kissing her womb while she screams "onii-chan, fill my little sister pussy with your t-thick brother s-s-s-s-s-s-semen!"
>She passes out
>You've moved on to tentacle rape by the time she wakes up

>>12870951
That does sound adorable.

>>12870960
>Coconut best girl
My man!

>>12870956
>Implying

/v/ is nothing but shitting on consoles, shitposting, and showing their specs.

Yeah uh hi. I write. Sometimes.

Someone got something for me to put my time towards? Not interested in writting more medium yandere jinko, or anything with too much smut in it.

If you have ever cried out in anguish "Writefags, I summon you!" This is the time.

I remember there being a requests thread a while back but it has been lost to time.

>>12870953
I don't visit /v/ so I don't know
Steam is full of VNs now, so who knows.
Maybe it was Sakura Spirit or something.
At least Nekopara have sex scenes. Girls shake their boobs when you drag the window. The art and 2.5D technology look brety gud and original than usual unmoving characters in 2D vns

While investigating a supposedly haunted mansion you come across Pic in her room. She looks bruised, and abused. What do you do?

>>12870975
Take a nap on the bed.

>>12870965
NO GAEEEEMS

>>12870961
>this entire post
I now want an Oomukade imouto. Thank you anon for adding something new to my list of things I'll never have ;_;.

>>12870975
Ask her if she's OK and needs medical attention. I can do bandages and basic medical procedures, but not stitches

>>12870975
Invite my bros to have fun with the girl

>>12870975
Hospital, then if she's okay with it take her home.

I want to roll around in the hay with a 40+ year old Wurm.

>>12870979
Shall I continue on this?

Not op but I need something to write about.

>>12870985
>"Ara ara, you are really enjoying the company of an old hag like me, aren't you?"

>>12870987
Sure.

>>12870981
Gang rape?

guess who's back?

>>12870979
>You will never have an oomukade imouto
>You will never try (and fail?) to protect her from bullies
>She will never come wriggling to you with her face covered in mud, toilet water and tears after another average day at school
>VENGEANCE will never be had
>You will never snuggle up together as you both mend your wounds

>>12870987
I am OP and you have my blessing. I never intended to take it farther anyway.

>>12870991
It shall be done!
Tomorrow.

>>12870975
>ask her if she's ok r if she needs any help
>it's her mansion
>she calls the cops
>i don't have any friends to get me out of jail

>>12870987
Yes please, just as long as it involves lots of hand holding and her stuttering lewd things.

>>12870993
Shady? Should I tell a friend?

Shade monstergirl when?

>>12870993
Thegreens, bob, lantern, that one dude who did the mg edits and loen are all making regular appearances.

>>12870993
Hey, it's you! I remember you! It' been a while, huh?
Who are you?

>>12870992
What? No
My bros will bring us monopoly and twister so we can play together and light up the girls mood. Looks like she needs it

Of course it's gangrape, you doofus

>>12870999
Gottum.>>12870995

>>12870993
I would sacrifice 100 newborns if it got Captain back.

>>12871001
No please.

>>12870993
CAP?!
Nah

MachineAnon?

>>12870995
Cocktease.

>>12871005
But that will make her sad, you bully.

>>12870993
...?

>>12870999
I hate you.

>>12871005
You're a bad person.

A really bad person.

>>12870993
Bromont?
Dan?
Moose?

>>12871020
Not him but those are better guesses than most people have been making. At least based on how long they've been away from the thread.

>>12870975
I give her a hug to start...she looks like she needs one.

>>12870993
Recap anon?!

>>12870993
Aftyn?

>>12870993
Anyone but less please. Oh god please let it be recap anon

>>12870993
Straightest Shota?
Lich encounter guy?

>>12871022
RSanon?

>You will never be a caretaker at a home for old Monster Girls.
>You will never listen to a Dragon ramble on about her glory days, fighting knights and stealing treasure, complaining that young Dragon Girls just listen to inappropriate rap music and are spoiled.
>You'll never take care of a cranky Anubis who demands everyone do everything for her.
>You will never take care of a geriatric Lich who's convinced she killed and raised your ancestor centuries ago. Which is kind of unnerving.

Started a new story and finished the old. Criticism welcome

new story: pastebin.com/5KABcg8S
old story: pastebin.com/mdpu5Vue

>>12871016
>not liking hand holding and or stuttering or hating someone for liking hand holding and or stuttering
I don't understand your tastes anon but will not condemn you for them and hope you live a happy life.

>>12871037
>I will not

>>12870993
GIVE ME YOUR NAME YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE!

>>12871033
I hope there are no gerontophiles here.

>>12871033
What is the lust factor like in older monster girls?

Who would ever want horse pussy?

>>12871045
I'm not sure, they've all outlived their husbands so they might be bitter.

The Lich keeps 'remembering' you everytime she sees you, and recalls the tail of how your ancestor tried to kill her, but she tore the skeleton out of his body and made it dance.

She doesn't seem to think that it might concern you a little.

>>12871051
People with low self esteem. Very low.

>>12871051
People who can see past a girl's faults. Seriously, aside from equine vagina centaur types are OLEV.

>>12871055
Not a horse pussy guy but they're not so bad. They just have a preference different than I do.

>>12871051
You sleep with ONE Centaur, and suddenly everyone knows.

Then they all start lining up to try and seduce you.

They'll start jousting outside your house and ask to escort you through the city, to 'protect' you.

>>12871033
>not an old retired paladin sick of monster scum until *insert mg species* family moves to his neighborhood

>>12871060
Well look at you, being all rational and shit. Throw them in the vat along with their waifus, they can hold drawings o horse pussy a shit in schools across the world everywhere. Except in Mongolia.

>>12871066
>Gran Torino with monster girls.

That movie was pretty good on it's own.
Extra points if Clint plays a Paladin

>>12871051
>Thinking Horse Pussy isn't the best.
You all faggot have changed, Horse Pussy used to stand for something in here.

>>12871066
>He just spends all day, sitting on his porch in full plate armor, with his greatsword across his lap.
>He stares down young Monster Girls who walk past, and quickly becomes 'That scary old man.'

"I fought a 10 year long war for you little shits. Now look at the place, Monsters everywhere..."

>>12871051
Horsefuckers.

>>12871069
Implying horse pussy has been the object of anything but ridicule since these threads began.

>>12871051
People who like to have the comfiest of all sleeps.

Nightmare mai waifu.

There is literally nothing wrong with horse pussy

>>12871081
Except for that barnyard smell.

>>12871083
I've never been to a barnyard before. What does it smell like?

>>12871081
Except you're fucking a horse.

>inb4 centaur

HORSE.

>>12871075
>Implying it wasn't always a heated debate between Horse Pussy and Snake Cloaca.
Those Snakefags thought they would have the last laugh, but they were wrong. And we are back.

>>12871090
Coins and milk

>>12871090
Dried grass and shit.

>>12871078
Funny how she appears as a beautiful HUMAN WOMAN to the one whose dreams she invades. They know no one wants horse pussy.

>>12871093
You were both shit, it's just your side, all three of you, can't be washed out of the mare's crack.

>>12871099
It's funny because it implies that even human girls are better than centaurs.

>>12871095
That's pretty close. It depends on the animal though for what kind of shit it smells like. Pig, horse, cow and bird shit all smell different.

What's wrong with snake cloaca?

>>12871051
I want to chain a centaur outside during a thunderstorm.

>>12871099
Maybe so, but I fell in love when I was awake.

>>12871035
anyone reading this?

>>12871107
It belongs on an animal, same as horse pussy.

>>12871104
Cruel truth

Oh look, it's that /mlp/ thread from /a/.
Thanks mods for keeping /jp/ neat and tidy.

>>12871116
Maybe later, it freaking 4:00 a.m. here.

What about Lion Pussy?

It's ribbed for your pleasure.

>>12871113
>that cute little robot from Doom 3

Amazing.

>>12871070
>Young Hellhound seems interested in the full plate old man that lives across from her parents home
>Begins to visit him a lot, which is beyond annoying to him
>Adding to the fact that she won't shut up, his hand begins to shake and he has to hold back as if to attempt not to murder the little shit
>Though, she does give him lemonade on hot days, so it's not all bad
>"Mister, why do you always wear armor?"
>"Because I like the way it feels."
>"Mister, don't you feel hot in that?"
>"Yes."
>"Why don't you take off your helmet then?"
>He paused. He never showed his face to anyone. They always freaked out
>"Because underneath this, I'm a monster."
>"I'm a monster too! Garooo~!"
>This little shit
>"No, I mean I look like a monster under all this"
>"Daddy tells me if I were to shave off all my fur, I'd look scary. Is that the same with you?"
>This little shit
>He sighed
>"Promise me you won't scream?"
>"Pinky promise!"
>And so he took off his helmet, revealing the billions of different scars he had on his face
>But she didn't run. Oh no, she didn't eve flinch.
>Instead, she looked like a kid in a candy shop. Ironically.
>"Woaaaah! You look so cool mister! How'd you get all of those?"
>"Battles. Many many battles. Too mmuch to tell."
>But like she cared, because she took a seat right on his patio, her face filled with awe.
>"Tell me about those fights! Tellmetellmetellme!"
>And he did. he told her as much as he could, censoring stuff of course, all the way until sundown. He told her how he got every scar on his face, and she listened without even yawning
>He even felt a slight sorrow when she had to head back home, but he felt something when she turned around
>"Mister, when I grow up, I want to be as tough as you and get cool scars!"
>For the first time in a long time, he felt a different type of warmth

>>12871116
What's it about?

>>12871111
So you admit you have the shittiest of tastes?

>>12871129
yandere anubis

>>12871128
HNNNNG

>>12871126
As long as it's like pic related.

>>12871134
And I'll be right back as I must now read it.

>>12871111
DAMN NIGGA QUINTS

>>12871128
>>12871137^2

>>12871133
I really don't care what you think of my tastes.

I love mai waifu. Plain and simple.

>>12871147
Okay horsefucker. We can't all be sane.

There is literally nothing wrong with Horse Pussy.
In fact I would go and say that Horse Pussy is superior to all but Tail Pussy and Moth Pussy.

>>12871051
I wanna be that daki

>>12871128
How dare you make me feel.

>>12871147
This is just sad
But whatever you like, I guess

>>12871152
Not him but you're the one being personally dismissive of someone on an anonymous imageboard. How sane are you?

>>12871128
You're a swell fellow, anon.

>>12871153
>Implying you're not scopin' dat abdomen.

She knows you want it.

>>12871161
>>12871156
It's cold outside, so I'm here to make people feel all warm and fuzzy inside
I'll probably make this into a short story instead of Greentext. One day

>>12871153
Not going to convince anyone. Centaurs had to make a bullshit clause that if someone rides them they have to get married. Nightmares appear as human women as they get their jollies. Unicorns go after virgins, who are so thirsty they'd fuck a horse. They're all shit.

>>12871035
>Yandere Imouto Anubis
>Wakes you up excitedly in the morning
>Makes you breakfast
>Likes to build Legos and Models with you
>Surveillance cameras everywhere
>Cleans up after you
>Sniffs your scent on everything and gets off to it.
>Molded dildos from your dick
>On love pillows
>Uses them while watching video feed of you

DEAR FUCKING GOD MORE PLEASE.

>>12871163
Damn right I am. Just look at that big, fat moth butt.

>>12871163
Wouldn't that abdomen mean she'd have to be on top all the time? I can't see bottom being comfortable for her.

>>12871175
It's big enough to cuddle like a dakimura.

>>12871181
>Ay yo bitch, let me cuddle dat ass!

>>12871180
It'll be restricting, but just imagine her twerking dat thing.

Shaking moth dust everywhere.

>>12871128
>in the end he dies from heart attacks after getting pumped with tons of aphrodisiac from local street MG gang

>>12871180
I don't even think you could big spoon with such a massive abdomen like that

>>12871188
>And that, my child, is why every girl in your class has the same birthday.
>...a moth.
>Yes.
>Twerking.
>Yes.

>>12871189
Don't ruin this warmth with depression!

>>12871189
Then the Hellhound dresses like Guts from Beserk and goes out seeking revenge?

>>12871190
You could, you'd just need to slide way high up her body with your legs under the softness of her breasts and your arms around her head.

It'd look a lot like a martial arts hold.

>>12871189
As if, this guy is clearly no one to fuck with.

Unless you're referencing CE's death in that movie.

>>12871201
>"Anon, why are you holding your Moth waifu in a combat hold?"
>"Whaaaat? No, this- see- we like to joke around and have playful sparring! Right honey?"
>"Y-Yeah."
>"it's just a - it's just playful arm locks and martial arts holds! just fun. You know, fun fun fun!"
>"Are you sure it's not because her abdomen is fat?"
>"Did you just-"
>"Honey..."
>"Did you just call my abdomen fat?"
>"Honey, he was just joki-"
>"My abdomen is not fat!"
>"Here we go again...."

>Yandere paladin
>She will never be tasked to protect you by the order
>She will never deny her feelings for you because that is against the chief gods will
>She will never make excuses that circumvent the rules of the chief god
>She will never obsessively masturbate to you while you sleep by 'standing guard'
>She will never sleep with you while secretly masturbating near you because she needs to protect from the monsters who will rape you in your sleep
>She will never rape you in your sleep
>She will never ne corrupted and turned into a dark valkyrie

continue?

>>12871141
how was it

>>12871209
>"But baby! I love your fat, round abdomen!"
>"Come on baby come back!"

>>12871212
Ah fuck it, go ahead.

>>12871212
>yandere dark Valkyrie

Gimme Gimme!

>>12871212
More more!

>>12871213
>Anon proceeds to sing baby come back as his Moth gf walks away in an angry it
>His friend gives him a soft shoulder pat
>"Just let her go, anon. That abdomen was fat."
>"But it was MY fat abdomen!"
Cue anon holding a stereo over his head at night in her backyard and we have a typical 80's teen drama

>>12871212
>How was it
See here. >>12871169
If you're looking for a more literary critique, couple minor spelling errors, and paragraph structure is pretty well non-existent. Might wanna work on that if you're planning a larger story.
Which I hope to god you are.

Feel pretty good about my MG haul from Comiket and Akiba. More than I thought I was gonna find to be honest.

>>12871221
>Cue anon holding a stereo
>Not a searchlight
Step it up, Anon-Senpai.

>>12871229
Ah, I see you're also subscribed to Smug Foxes Monthly.

>>12871229
noice

>>12871229
>Ran
Top-tier lewdness right there. Also nice one bagging the MG Anthologies. Also, I'm rather curious about that plant-girl in the top right.

And the loli-fox on the middle-bottom-left looks adorable as anything I've ever seen.

>>12871231
>Anon going out of his way to by a search light and write an apology on the moon for her to see
Stuff's expensive, Anon. why would he get a sear-ohhh. I see. truly you are the superior director

>>12871229
Take my jelly you good sir.

>>12871231
Other Moth Girls gather to watch.

The second they know whether the couple has broken up for sure they swoop in and start flirting with him.

But their abdomens just won't be the same. They're large, but not fat...

>>12871229
>Those scylla
>That Harpy
>That Lamia
>That Dragon
>All those smug foxes and kitsunes
I'll admit, I'm a little bit jealous

>>12871240
>Dragon
What? Where?

Belly dance Miia, done. And in a really big size, just to test if you guys like it.
Next drawing will be new year themed, with some healthy goats and stuff. Either that or Zophia. Or I could color Miia. But well, for now, off to sleep.

Onee-san is so nice.

>>12871244
Paladin onee-san is scary.

Scary!

>>12871244
This is the Front Porch Paladin's grandaughter I presume?

>>12871212
>procreation between humans
>against chief god's will
U w0t, m8?
It would be strongly encouraged by the church to restore dwindling humanity population

>>12871243
Belly dancing MGs are always good.
Mithril's Anubis is still a fantastic, beloved image.

>>12871229
Wait, what is the book with "proactive" dating lamia on the cover? I thought it's just a single pic
It's full story based on that pic or what?
DO WANT

>>12871248
>That paladin being Front Porchs Paladins Grandaughter.
Oh man where do I sign up old timer to date your grandaughter?

>>12871253
It is just a single pic.

It's an anthology book, containing multiple stories with a variety of girls. None of them having anything to do with the cover.

Will bob continue his Laska and Me story?
Why is he hated so much again?

>>12871232
In the end I stopped buying kitsune stuff. There was so damn much...

>>12871235
That Ran one was well worth queueing up for. And I'm still not sure what's in most of the MG anthologies, they're almost all in the shrink wrap still. The one I did open I recognised almost everything in it from sadpanda anyway.

>>12871242
Top left one, she's red.

>>12871243

Well here's the important question: Do you want Crabman to see this version or a colored one?

Personally I think you should draw more Hellhound

>>12871259
>I recognized almost everything in it from sadpanda anyway
Well yeah, they've all been out for a while now. Still, nice to have copies, eh?

>Top Left
Oh, I see now. Thought she was a Scylla or something tentacle-y at first glance. I can see they're scales now. That one any good?

>>12871229
Foxes too fat.

>>12871212
>You will never wake up to a blowjob
>Surprised, you try to stand up
>It's her. She will never extend an arm to hold you down all the while holding you down
>While assaulted by pleasure she begins to trace her fingers all over your body
>You will never cum in her mouth as she continously sucks you
>She will never lean to you and show you her mouth painted with your seed
>She will never swallow it all and show you her mouth again
>She will never say "How did my mouth feel Anon~?" while leaning her breasts to your chest
>"Oh Anon, You're hard again~ where do you want me to pleasure you know? My mouth, my lewd breasts or perhaps my pussy?"
>"Anon you're so cute when you try to hide your embarassment~" She will never force you down with her hands
>You will never be face to face with her and her pupils will never turned heartshaped
"Anon~ Lets make a lot of daughters in our passionate love♥"
>She will never tenderly rape you with her pussy while deeply kissing you and holding your hands
>As you cum she will never kiss you with her moans escaping into your mouth
>She will never lap up the excess cum
>She will never cuddle with you after sex embraced in each others warmth

continue?

>>12871261
Colored, of course. Without colors the lower part can be confusing. So then, gonna start the coloring tomorrow.
Of course, there will be more of kindergarten bully

>>12871251
extra marital affairs
relationship with someone youre supposed to be protecting
actively lusting after you
putting you over the chief god in priorities

etc

>>12871212
>>12871271
>She will never protect you from the monsters that would rape you in your sleep.
>She will never rape you in your sleep.

Don't know if I would want her.

>>12871282
What I meant was the situation where she will protect you from monsters raping you in your sleep and her raping you in her sleep will never happen

>>12871282
I feel like I'm reading that Xibit meme.

>>12871268
It's pretty great. I don't even recognise it from sadpanda, so I guess it wasn't uploaded or translated. I'll go see if the raws are up for it at least.

>>12871301
Do link if you find anything.
Photos or scans if you can't please.

>>12871229
Will you be scanning any of it?

Would you guys be a Demon Beast hunter with your waifu? All the fun of monster hunting, with none of the ethical problems because you're hunting demon animals and not monster girls!

>>12871304
>>12871318
No scans from me. Not only do I not have a scanner here in Japan, but I only have one copy of everything and I don't really want to damage them.

>>12871332
Fair enough.

Photos though?

>>12871338
I'll see what I can do, but that's probably doable for the smaller ones.

>>12871304
Only one is on sadpanda, and it's a sample at that. Sad times.

>"What are you doing Anon?"

>>12871348
I'll tell you what I WASN'T doing! I totally was NOT fapping! Ahahaha! Ha. ha.
Oh god she knew didn't she I'm so going to be mofumofud.

>>12871271
>continue?
yes

>>12871365
suffering or none suffering

>>12871368
non-suffering

though if other anons want suffering, feel free to go with the majority vote.

>>12871368
Non suffering.

>>12871368
Non-suffering please.

>>12871368
Suffering. I want yandere-paladin to deliver punishment.

>>12871409
I want yandere-paladin to deliver lots of yandere daughterus.

>>12871415
>I want yandere-paladin to deliver lots of yandere daughterus.
Can you imagine the possibilities? Every yandere daughteru having tendencies toward the father. Your attention split between each of the daughters and your overly loving wife.. How would you even survive that?

>>12871431
That's a good question. You mean survive in the literal sense, right? Because that's the real challenge, yanderes aren't known for sharing.

Is captcha for 4chan x broken with anyone else or is it just me?

>>12871431
It's fine. I'm sure they make daughteru sedation pills now days.

>>12871436
Update it, try forcing noscript captcha in the options, or use the ccd0 fork if you aren't already. It's fine on my end.

>>12871432
I do. Surviving the girls and your waifu would be the ultimate task. One of them is bound to posit that if she can't have you alone no one can have you.

>>12871432
But would it be worse, really? Assuming we're talking about medium yanderes:

Scenario 1: Waifu and daughteru competitive yanderes. Fighting one another for your attention and your D. Effectively not much difference from your waifu scaring off other potential suitors, but probably just with more sleepsex involved.

Scenario 2: Waifu and daughteru team up to double-yandere you. You are now literally under surveillance 24/7, and each one can go shopping, to work, school, eat, etc -- while the other keeps watch.

>>12870567
I want to snuggle a vampire sheep. >>12866501

>>12871443
Is it that I like both scenerios?

>>12871443
I'm not sure which scenario is scarier. On one hand you have everyone important to you duking it out. On the other hand you have them all in a conspiracy against you.

>>12871455
>in a conspiracy against you.
But anon, they're not conspiring against you! They just love you very much and want to look after you.

>>12871440
Turns out the version I was using (Mayhem) no longer works.

>>12871455
I sort of agree with >>12871457
As long as you're cold/indifferent to other women, there isn't any violence or bloodshed. Less danger involved, compared to being around sword fighting yandere paladins.
And you get 24/7 bodyguarding against any MG stupid enough to try to rape you.

>>12871455
>conspiracy against you.
It's for you! They know of all the dangers lurking around,, ready to rip you from their loving embrace. They know what's best for you and will take care of everything without you ever having to worry about anything.

>>12871368
----------------------------------------------
A couple of months passes since she had first raped you. Now that she was a dark valkyrie, she stripped all obligations of the order. You were now the only person she listened to and daughterus were along the way. She was still very strict about you. You could never leave the tent, that you and the valkyrie were constantly in saying that the world was out to harm you both the order and the monsters. She pledged allegiance to none and only at you. She never lost those heart pupils in her eyes constantly staring at you with utmost affection. You have sex at least once everyday and in her embrace, she traces her fingers across your cheeks and hair saying that "I love you Anon, more than anything." You and the valkyrie would sometimes cuddle for multiple days straight basking in each others warmth and love. This went on until the daughter was born. When tje daughter was born the two of you would joke about that she was a spitting image of her mother. Little did they know.......... The daughteru also had a serious yandere trait amplified by her monster lust.
STOP READING IF YOU WANT ALL IS WELL ENDING
----------------------------------------------
Years passed and you were getting old. It started with a few gray hairs. Then more and more hair began to whiten. Somehow the incubization process didnt work on you. Then one day you passed out while having sex. Though you recovered, your health was never the same again. You had no energy to work nor did you have any energy to move. You begam to become even weaker and weaker until one day the strength completely left you. Your wife cried tears of sadness yet tears of joy. You had a long happy life together and she was grateful for that. The funeral was a very small one with only your wife and your children. They all mourned at your passing. Your wife became a lone soul until one day....

continue?

How would you feel about watersports in a yandere story?
Not letting you to go to the bathroom etc

>>12871471
What the fuck.

>>12871476
Sounds like a shit fetish trying to take root. I don't agree with it.

>>12871479
why

>>12871476
As long as it's done to show fear or other plot-relevant details and isn't part of a fetish it should be fine. But it sounds like you might want to have them do something squicky, and that is NOT OKAY.

>>12871471
>Anon she was yan for died
Where youz goin' wit' dis?

>>12871476
I bet a real hardcore yandere would mark you as her territory.

>>12871483
Exactly.... why?

>>12871471
So should I do happy ever after all or more SUFFERING

>>12871476
>crazy girl drinking your pee
I think I've seen a doujin like this.

>>12871471
why.png

>>12871493
I'm honestly just curious where you're goin' with the "Until one day..." after he dies.

Just...do whatever man. Just continue.

>>12871493
Happy

Why would anyone want suffering? I mean sure it's good to change things up once in a while, but it's still suffering, and shit. Only redeeming thing about suffering is the potential for healing that should come after, but if it doesn't then there's no point.

>>12871471
She met a wandering lich. The valkurie had saved the lich from order persecution. The valkyrie had heard that liches were very skilled in the area of necromancy. The valkyrie was desperate to bring back you, her only light in her life. She begged the lich to teach her. But the lich refused. To do necromancy was to lose any source of humanity. The valkyrie begged the lich and eventually the lich relented. The valkyrie was taught necromancy by the lich and decided to ressurect her beloved.....

MAXIMUM SUFFERING
OR
ALL IS WELL WITH THE WORLD
?

>>12871523
Lets get maple syrup sweet in here. Good end time.

>>12871523
My question becomes why she couldn't just pay the Lich to do it for her.

Or hell, just call in the favor.

>>12871531
The lich has her own sets of morals
she doesnt want people to have all the benefits of necromancy yet not reap the negatives

Omegle bro from yesterday are you browsing?

ded
dedder than a lich
dedder than a ghoul
simply ded

Can we stop spamming ded? It's not even funny.

>>12871554
Let's talk about urban youths instead.

>>12871557
Mermaid please, bet you can't even swim on land. Bitch nigga.

>>12871523
She begins to ressurect you. She had to use a lot of demonic energy to perform the ritual. She also had to find your body. When all was said and done, she ressurected you from the dead. By a stroke of luck or by the power of the chief writefag you managed to retain your memories even through resurrection. Your wife drops to her knees both in exhaustion and joy. She trembles unable to believe tje sight of you.
"I-Is it really you? Y-You've finally come back?" the valkyrie says with tears of joy staining her face.
"Yeah it really is me. I missed you so much. Death was so cold, thank you for giving me warmth." You smile, the happiest man in the world. You bring her head to yours and you lock your heads together in this embrace while the world stops around you
FIN?

If there are more then 5votes for suffering I'll continue with suffering

>>12871025

Im writing and I never really left.

>>12871557
das fugging adorable mang

>>12871564
Be sayin' you muhfugga

>>12871565
I'd rather no suffering.

>>12871565
SUFFERING

>>12871565
No suffering pls. Just ded it while you can.

>>12871557
I'd give her a bear hug alright.

>>12871575
Awwww shiet, bitch got wheels! Dope as a fatherfucka! Represent!

What am I doing with my life?

>>12871595
You're wasting it.

>>12871565
Story is done

>>12871598
Slutty junkie MG's are my fetish. Please write some deranged druggie gangbangs instead of NTR, sufferingfags.

It's the first day of school for your monster girl daughteru, and she wants to look all flashy to catch her a young lad. She comes out wearing pic.

How do you react, and what do you do?

>>12871619
Let her go as is.

Jokes on her. She won't even be able to open the front door with those huge hamfist gloves.

>>12871619
Tell her to save it for Halloween.

She's far too overdressed up top, and underdressed below. I get that she wants to be seductive for the boys, but just showing some skin like that won't work to her favor. She'd be better off putting on something more normal, or properly balancing the outfit out with some pants or a large skirt or something.

>>12871619
>day of school
You had to remind me you motherfucker.

>>12871619
"Take off your Baron Wolfist costume honey, and put on something else. Halloween isn't for months. I won't be there to open doors for you."

>Oculus Rift CV9001 is released tomorrow
>or nervegear
>whatever fictional thing lets you go into full VR
What game/experience/reality do you jump into?

>>12871557
Too bad she is ded
Also the weakest and useless meguka

>>12871565
Suffering

>>12871641
What do you mean?
Already existing games looks like shit in Oculus. To get proper VR feeling you need games created specifically for Oculus

>>12871660
>meguca
pls

Also I think the writefag ended it.
>>12871599

>>12871641
Might as while take the full step-up from from NerveGear. The Integrated Quantum Terminals from Accel World. But anyway.

If constrained by just the sort of things are currently available? The latest MMO Iteration of Final Fantasy. I'm enjoying XIV immensely after all. Still not sure if I want to stay a cat-girl, or go lizard-girl once the expansion hits.

If anything out of my imagination possible? A time-spanning high adventure beginning in a medieval, monster-girl filled world, and going on to who knows where.