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In which Kobold booty is number wan.
Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

>> No.12858551

>>12858546
>mwf people still think polt isn't fully covered in fur despite the huge tufts of hair everywhere on her character

Also

>starting a thread with /mgt/'s only furry character

>> No.12858553

I want to cuddle a Wurm and fall asleep early this New Years.

>> No.12858554

>>12858546
>Polt ass
>Not Weresheep for New Years
I dub this thread a failure.

Polt ass is nice though.

>> No.12858556 [DELETED] 
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12858556

First for slimes.

>> No.12858560

>>12858556
Slime pussy a shit.

But anons are still entitled to their opinions.

>> No.12858564 [DELETED] 

Would you like an Eclair made by Clare?

http://i.imgur.com/YHGSRat.jpg

>> No.12858567

>>12858551
Dats some nice peach fuzz, whatever it is I'm looking at there.
>>12858556
What if she goes yan for you. Insisting on being attached to you at all times?

>> No.12858571

>>12858564
Is too soon to start again. Seriously.

>> No.12858572

>>12858560
>Implying yandere dark slime implanting her core in your chest isn't terrifyingly erotic

>> No.12858574

>>12858564

>THIS BAIT OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER

>> No.12858576

>>12858564
Could we not entice the thread into a storm of wrath.

>> No.12858578

>>12858551
Being furry doesn't remove the greatness of her butt, though.

>> No.12858579

Reminder that there are people like the person in the last thread who are going to put their Monster girl daughterus through Chuuni hell with stupid training thinking they'll become some Devil May Cry of Hokuto Shin Ken shit.

>> No.12858581

>>12858560
Hey, that's not a bubble slime so they're not literally shit. Thank you for your respectful disagreement, though.

>>12858567
Depends on how her demeanor is. If she's bat shit crazy she can stay at home but if she's just slightly stalkerish I would be okay with it.

>> No.12858582
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12858582

That Elf girl who you grew up with and used to live next door to you disappeared about 2 years ago to join the academy and has returned.
She is going to become a Police woman in the area.
She wants to give you something and ask something of you.
For some reason yer parents are grinning when they tell you this.

>> No.12858583

>>12858556
I want to fall asleep wrapped up in a slime girl.

>> No.12858585

>>12858551
Polt is the only furry thats worth giving a bone to, easily the best EMG.

>> No.12858587

>>12858572
That doesn't sound good at all.

>> No.12858588

>>12858583
Isn't that a massive drowning hazard?

>> No.12858589

>>12858578

Polt is the most impregnable as far as butts go.

Unless you count Cerea.

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12858591

>>12858546
>Not starting off with a sheep.
You had one job, faggot.

>> No.12858592 [DELETED] 

>>12858564
I'd eat hers, if she ate mine.

>> No.12858595

>>12858588
I am sure she would be smart enough to leave a hole for me to breath through.

I hope.

>> No.12858596

>>12858564
Mithril's a faggot.

>> No.12858598

>>12858591
>sheep
>monster

>> No.12858599

>>12858595
I like slimes as much as the next guy, but I'd never sleep with one in fear of accidental drowning

>> No.12858600

>>12858598
Nigger, you know what I mean.

>> No.12858606
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>>12858599
Just keep your head out and you'll be fine.

>> No.12858612 [DELETED] 

>>12858592
What do you think it'd taste like?

>> No.12858613 [SPOILER] 
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Steaming hot tiger chuffy

>> No.12858619 [DELETED] 

>>12858612
Fuck off.

>> No.12858620
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12858620

>>12858554
>>12858591
Year of the sheep doesn't start until February anyway.

>> No.12858621

>>12858606
>Bathing with a Slime
>Getting scrubbed down by 1000 hands
If only Slimes didn't have to live in moist paces. I'd get ten

>> No.12858622 [DELETED] 

>>12858592
>>12858612
Stop.

>> No.12858626

>>12858587
Some other anon posted a greentext about it, I really wish there was a full story.
Dark slime waifu drugs you or knocks you out or whatever, and when you come too you've got fresh stitches in your chest and she's standing there ready to tell you about how she put her core next to your heart so that you'll never be apart again.

>> No.12858628

>>12858620
>That Hirame Doujin
The Dark-Skinned Twins were the best.

>> No.12858629

>>12858613
Nervous muscle girls a best.

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>>12858620

That's not a Sheep.

THIS. IS A SHEEP.

>> No.12858631

>>12858613
The face seems off.

>> No.12858636 [DELETED] 

>>12858622
Why don't you? Do you have any fucking idea where you are right now?

>> No.12858640
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>>12858630

Best sheep. Best Cotton Candy.

>> No.12858642 [DELETED] 

>>12858636
>Do you have any fucking idea where you are right now?
Do you?

>> No.12858643

>>12858620
>That whole entire Doujin
God I've never had my dick ever go beyond erect

>> No.12858650 [DELETED] 

>>12858636
/d/ pls go.

>> No.12858651 [DELETED] 

>>12858642
A thread for ridiculous loser nerds to post content related to their absurd fetishes on the least reputable website on the internet. Lick my fucking dick.

>> No.12858653 [DELETED] 

>>12858651
You seem upset.

>> No.12858657 [DELETED] 

>>12858651

How about you take a midol and stick a tampon in it, Friend.

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>>12858651
What's so remarkable about that to you?

>> No.12858659 [DELETED] 

>>12858653
You seem like you have an open space between your cheeks.

>> No.12858660 [DELETED] 

>>12858651
You want /v/ a few blocks away.

>> No.12858668 [DELETED] 

>>12858622
If you don't like it, don't read it

Just move on and post something you enjoy.

>> No.12858672

/mgq/ tell me more of this fluff tunnel

>> No.12858675 [DELETED] 
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>>12858651
Are you angered?

>> No.12858679

>>12858672
You mean /mgt/? Because /mgq/ is on the /vg/ board

>> No.12858684
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>>12858672
It's part of Yeti anatomy

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>>12858651
You are the better man. There, I validated you existence.

>> No.12858694

>>12858684
Anubis Anatomy is Best Anatomy.

I want to kill my dick and bury it in that Tomb.
I want to be her Royal Tail Brusher.
I want to drink from the Desert's Oasis.
I want to give her paw rubs and massages, and listen to her talk about her busy day.

>> No.12858711

>>12858546
Since old recap-anon apparently died, never to return, I'll try and make up for the empty work.
Anubis is now the track coach!
mgg adopts a Harpy daughteru. Whether or not they are pleased by this is open for interpretation.
An anon is robbed by hundreds of blushing mouse-girls.
smug fox is now a mother.
smug fox is TERRIFIED of dogs.
The yanpocalypse has come, and anons are forced to roll the dice of fate to discover who they're stuck with. (I got dragon. good end?)
Anon's kraken waifu accidentally drowns him.
anon sells his organs for a fox waifu.
ushi-oni's milkbags bring all the boys to the yard. Whether they like it or not.
Secret Daily life chapter unlocked!
Collar wurm, collar kikimora, collar.... Ushi-oni?
Anon becomes king of Four Chan, and is then immediately kidnapped by a dragon.
Anon becomes a butler for MG batman.
Intelligent discussion involving writing and drawing. (holy shit, it's crazy I know!)
Payday 2 mg mod when?
Anon builds a robutt daughteru
Anon is culturally uneducated, and not fluent in draconian. He is, however, fluent in looking like an asshole.
Fucking faggot cat.
Is fucking Baphomets pedophilia? Probably, but nobody cares.
Lilims and Paladins have feelings? I never knew!
Sweden bans it's own flag. Gets more discussion than MG's.
anon goes on a journey to caress the paws of every anubis, from the soft, to the calloused, to the paint-stained, to the muscled.
Anon gets suck in an MG run orphanage.
Anon either betrays or assists a random village.
Manticore mom is officially MIA.
Baphomet OP valve please fix.
Cyclops "gifts" herself to her husbando. Kikomora tries the same, it doesn't go quite so well. She'll stick to pillows and underwear for now.
Anon gets a 6 girl lioness harem.
Futa girls, Newfags, Laska, Manticores, Oldfags, Femdom, Maledom and guro are all cancer.
Anon makes meth out of manticore venom.
Cleaning dragon scales>>>de-knotting tail fur.
Do you even lewd cuddle?
(I know I'm not as good, please don't hurt me)

>> No.12858715

>>12858582
why's that anon?

>> No.12858721

>>12858711
>Forgetting the glorious Wight anal massage plus jelly Lich story

I am disappoint.

>> No.12858722

>>12858672

The fluff tunnel is a magically hot and moist place covered in the softest down on the planet, only yielding its bounty to true lovers of mofumofu.

>> No.12858728

>>12858582
Tell me anon, I want to know.

>> No.12858729

>>12858711
Don't forget 'the tragedy of hobgoblins'

>Cyclops "gifts" herself to her husbando

Don't know how I missed this one.

>> No.12858731

>>12858721
Hey, man. He did his best. Doesn't that count for something?

>> No.12858732

>>12858721
Ah, shit didn't see that one. Sorry.

>> No.12858735

>>12858582
If I have to go I'm bringing a friend.

No way am I getting raped by an elf.

>> No.12858736

>>12858711
>Forgetting the Hobgoblin love
I'm calling the Dark Elves

>> No.12858738

>>12858729

It's a good thing you did because it turns out one of the worst writefaggots was responsible for it.

>> No.12858740

>>12858729
It was real short, like 6 lines short.

>> No.12858742
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Behold, the true villain of /mgg/.

>> No.12858751

>>12858711
whats this about a ushi with a collar?

>> No.12858752

>>12858742
Who is that and why does she have a leaf on her head?

>> No.12858754

>>12858742
>Remember when the power bill to your house was higher that usual?
>remember when you had to do extra work at your job?
>Remember when the plumbing broke down, causing you to pay double in hydro bills?
>remember when you didn't want to spend money one day, but saw something that was limited edition and would never be available EVER again?
>IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.12858755

>>12858742
What a pure waifu.

>> No.12858757
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>>12858742
Purge the Tanuki. They're responsible for everything.

>> No.12858758
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>>12858736
I don't ever recall KC mentioning this short on his Twitter.
http://exhentai.org/g/518986/285d7cf600/
>>12858742
I never really understood the stigma for Tanuki's, as they actually benefit human and monster relations.

>> No.12858769

>>12858711
not mentioned before are the hobgoblins, who made an appearance in the previous thread and filled roles including yanderes, shitty prison guards, writing poems, going on adventures with various anons, and being converted to hathorism, among other things.

also, dexterous paws>big meaty paws>hands

>> No.12858770

>>12858754
What a heel turn.

>> No.12858773

>>12858758
Just the fact that they're stingy as fuck and extremely prone to financial abuse.

>> No.12858775

>>12858751
that's what's gonna get drawn with a collar next.

>> No.12858776

>>12858754
Tanuki is the new Zoomposting?

>> No.12858785

And as it wasn't included in the daily update on the blogspot, lanternon has uploaded chapter 17 as well as journal of sorts from the lich in chapter 17. Link to C17 - http://pastebin.com/Hc7Knxuc
Epilogue with little ghouls running around when lantern, WHEN WILL WE SEE THE GHOUL'LINGS?

>> No.12858786

>>12858564
guaranteed replies.jpg

>> No.12858787

>>12858775

P sure it's Anubis then Jabberwock.

>> No.12858790

>>12858776
>Remember when you couldn't afford the power for six months and had to live with no internet for the whole time, making you have to go outside and get raped at an internet cafe?
>IT WAS ME, ANON. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

>> No.12858793

I think it was Ushi. I think.

>> No.12858797

>>12858790
....That bitch.

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>>12858793
Here's hoping. Ushi a best.
also holy shit last thread fell off at only 2.2k posts what the hell /jp/

>> No.12858800

>>12858798
New Years and 2.2k is not horrible.

>> No.12858803

>>12858798

Too bad that will never be finished.

>> No.12858805

>>12858798
makes my job much easier.
It's funny because I'm on 4chan because I'm lazy, so I'm lazy at being lazy.

>> No.12858806

>>12858787
>>12858798
Oh well, hopefully we'll get to Dragon soon, although Jabberwocky is nice too.

>> No.12858808

>>12858798
>2.2k
I hope you don't think that's a lot. That's probably the lowest we've got here

>> No.12858810

>>12858798
>Ushis drop rape

I would be able to do nothing but scream
Spiders are scary!

>> No.12858811

>>12858711
>finally get mentioned, even by a temp. Recap Anon.
Feels good man

>> No.12858812

>>12858805
Efficiency at its finest.

>> No.12858814

>>12858808
Anon, I've been in these threads since we moved to /jp/, and a while before that in /a/. I'm saying that's the lowest I've ever seen it be dropped off the board.


>>12858810
She wants you to be loud, darling~

>> No.12858820

>>12858787
>Anubis
Yes.
YEEEESSSSS

>> No.12858823

>>12858790
AW, SON OF A BITCH
EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT

>> No.12858824

>>12858811
what'd YOU write anon?

>> No.12858828

>>12858798
>>12858808
>>12858814
We've been slowing down the past couple weeks, we've also been posting a lot less images, most of the last few threads died without even reaching image limit. Whether its just the holidays or we've finally reached our comfort zone I don't know. I kind of like it though, having images all through the thread and not going over 3k any more is nice.

>> No.12858830

>>12858711
Oh man, I got called an asshole in a recap! At least I'll be remembered!

Seems like you missed a good section of the middle of the thread, which is pretty good because if I recall it was mostly arguments over liches and necromancy that turned to shitflinging fast.

>> No.12858833

>>12858711
Ya missed some stuff, but other than that, you're doing gods work son.

>> No.12858834

>>12858814
Is she fine with hysterical screaming and crying for my mother?

>> No.12858837
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So I missed it and I can't find the source with google. Who made this? I want the model.

>> No.12858839

>>12858814
>I'm saying that's the lowest I've ever seen it be dropped off the board.
This past week has been a string of 1800-2K post threads.
It's the holidays, the sky is not falling.

>> No.12858840

>>12858823
Clearly, this may only be resolved in a cage match.

>> No.12858841

>>12858830
well, I mean you did write the asshole bit into your story.

>>12858830
>>12858833
I did skim the middle section because A) lack of space and B) there was SO. MUCH. FIGHTING.

>> No.12858844

>>12858841
>SO. MUCH. FIGHTING
Yeah, I don't blame you.

>> No.12858845

>>12858834
She will laugh tenderly at you while your bones creak under her lust and cradle you in her claws.
Luckily for you she actually has some self restraint and will do her best not to actually break anything.

>> No.12858849

How do i motivate myself to write.

i need to update my story, but its already 4 months overdue and by this time nobody will care except me, and i cant do things for myself.

i just want to see it finished.

>> No.12858854

>>12858837
I know they made more, but this is the only one I've actually seen.

>> No.12858855

>>12858849
what's the story?

>> No.12858856

>>12858849
Don't give up, anon. You never know when things will turn around.

>> No.12858858

>>12858849
I know the feeling, Anon.

>> No.12858861

>>12858849
Incentives. Game on sale you're thinking about getting? Do X amount of words before the sale ends and you go ahead and buy it, shit like that.

>> No.12858862

>>12858849
I'll read it.

And anyway, there's nothing worse than a story left unwritten. Don't let it fester, it's not good for peace of mind. You'll feel relieved when you buckle down and finally churn it out.

>> No.12858863

>>12858849

Damn, dude. I'm on the same exact boat.

>> No.12858866

>>12858856

Yeah, like people would ever like what I write outside of sheer irony.

>> No.12858868

>>12858849
Do it for her.
I keep telling myself I'll write out something with my match from dating service anon, and the only motivation I find is imagining her with the biggest smile knowing she's on my mind if only for a few moments.

>> No.12858872

>>12858866
I will unironically like whatever it is you write as long as it isn't futa, gore, or scat.

In fact, I will write you glowing criticism if you can finish your story in the next 48 hours.

>> No.12858874

>>12858872
gauf, don't make promises.

>> No.12858876

>>12858874
Why? I'm pretty sure I've delivered on everything I've promised so far. I'm writing that Kejourou story right now.

>> No.12858877

>>12858854
Shit, I was afraid that was the case. Damn I really want them.

>> No.12858879

>>12858872

I've written things before and every time I see people saying they liked stuff like a certain Manticore short i'm sure all balls they're only saying it ironically because they're that OC starved.

>> No.12858884

>>12858876
Making promises is how you get fucked in the butthole with a dildo made of sandpaper.

Especially if it turns out the story is SHIET. Because then you're gonna have to act happy about that SHIET.

>> No.12858890

>>12858879
Is it the poison glands removed one?
or maybe the bitch manticore mother one!
We never saw either, but I'd like to know if you were behind them

>> No.12858896

>>12858890

It was one classified as CBT, and with that. It's back to my sweet, sweet rum.

>> No.12858897

>>12858890

>poison glands removed one

That was no story. That was a load of raw, unfiltered niggerism.

>> No.12858904

>>12858879
>because we're that OC starved

We're low on OC because I think writeanons are afraid they'll end up with the wrath of /mgt/ or worse if their work is considered shit. Even still-

>>12858896
Someone in here liked it. Someone.

>> No.12858914

>>12858890
bitch manticore mother?

>> No.12858919
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Help an Unyuufex out here, /mgg/. Are there any decent(-ish) text/flash games featuring monster girls out there? I've taken CoC and TITS out for a spin and had a great time with both though some shit in CoC is really grinding the band of acceptable.

VNs are fine too, though I feel I've already depleted the translated stock with MGQ, VH1-3 and Desire Dungeon.

>> No.12858922

>>12858904
If I had to guess, it's a combination of factors.
One: Breaking into writefagging is pretty hard, believe it or not. you may have a good story idea, but you still need to sit down and spew out ~1000 words, make it coherent, check for errors, spelling, repetition, then edit. It also needs to either be arousing or endearing.
Two: a lack of attention for your work can be frustrating, whether or not you 'write for yourself'. It's very disheartening to spend six+ hours writing your masterpiece then be overshadowed by a "kitsune waifu wat do" post, with your one reply of "awesome" to their seventy two replies. Call it attention whoring, but people like it when others notice their efforts.
Three: Yeah, you could say that they might attract serious anger unless they write something the thread is guaranteed to like. For example, writing about Amazon or Manticore will probably attract a shitstorm no matter what you do.
Fourth: It's the holiday season. Some of us have families.

>> No.12858925

>>12858824
The lilim/paladin story

>> No.12858928

>>12858904

Ironically liked it, sure.

>> No.12858931

>>12858785
I have to do the smut first! Smut precedes tiny finger-nibbling undead.

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>>12858919
Apparently some group on /v/ is developing a platformer with a Succubus as the main character.

I don't remember its name, or who they were though.

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>>12858919

> Not a Zoanthrope

The problem is the stuff you want is largely untranslated. Vanadis, for example.

>> No.12858938

>>12858931
>smut
No. Be different from the others.

>> No.12858940

>>12858922
>1,000 words

That's not even a short story. That's just like, a concept or outline. Or flash fiction.

>> No.12858941

>>12858934
>Succubus MC
And what, pray tell, is the plot of this platformer?

>> No.12858947

>>12858938
He's cockteased us for 17 chapters, anon.

One can only edge for so long.

>>12858940
Depends what you mean by 'short story'. If it's just a fapfic, 1000 words is probably fine if they only spend a paragraph getting to the sex.

>> No.12858950

>>12858947
>for so long
Come back and bitch after you've done it for over 7 hours.

>> No.12858951

>>12858947
1,000 words for a fapfic seems so short.

Then again I seem to hit 6k-10k just for smut.

>> No.12858953

Hypothetical question:
If a portal opened and chucked out an alternate universe version of you that was both female, and a monstergirl
a. What would she be?
b. Would you bone her?

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>>12858941
No idea, I don't even know if this 3D platformer will see the light of day.

It has nice concept art though.

>> No.12858957

>>12858950
I've been edging for six months now, anon. Don't deny me this.

>> No.12858959

>>12858953
Nah man, no.

>> No.12858960

>>12858957
>six months straight
Bull shit. You cheated and blew your load multiple times.

>> No.12858961

>>12858951
>mfw my first story was only 2k words
>mfw my longest story so far is only 7k
y-you too...

>> No.12858967

>>12858954
Going off of the concept art, seems to be directly inspired by Shantae, thought a 3D platformer sounds rough

>> No.12858976
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12858976

Speaking of old Ushi art that will never get finished...

>> No.12858981

>>12858967
It's likely it will never see the light of day, and will be prematurely aborted in a back alley and buried like the baby of a yandere when the mothter finds out it's a girl.

>> No.12858983

>>12858938
Huh, well, it is a branch of writing I've not gone into, and it would be easier for me. And if there's a sense that it would detract from the-

>>12858947
Well shit, I don't want to be responsible for this guy getting prostate cancer down the road.

>> No.12858987

>>12858981
Why would a yandere not want a girl?

>> No.12858991

>>12858981
Such is the fate of most projects and collaborations

>>12858987
Competition

>> No.12858995

>>12858987
because of the thought of another female in her husbando's life

>> No.12858997

>>12858961
My first story was a CYOA that was like 4k words? Not terribly long.

Then again when I write smut it tends to be involved with lots of orgasms and sticky messes everywhere.

>> No.12858998

>>12858991
>>12858995
Jesus that got dark fast.

>> No.12859004

>>12858998
>yandere
>not being murderous in order to keep their idol PURE

>> No.12859010

>>12858998
What if she has a human son, and fears that he'll idolize her husbando to the extent he'll go Alp for him?
>>12859004
That's yangire.

>> No.12859018

>>12858868
Nigger are you me.

>> No.12859019

>>12859010
I'm pretty sure it's within the set of yandere characteristics to kill in order to get/keep a lover, whether real or imagined. Yangire is just generally being murderously crazy behind a facade of sanity.

>> No.12859026

>>12859010
I imagine her keeping him in an abandoned well, a basement or something to that effect; paying him daily visits when he gets older to fill her with semen before disappearing off. The entire time, she tells the kid that their father left him and that she's the only one who loves him so she'll have a contingency plan for when husbando A croaks.

>> No.12859029

Just make your story as long as it takes to get your point/message across. Whether it turns out to be long or short shouldn't matter, as long as the efficiency of the language and the style you're using is good.

>> No.12859030

>>12859026
this is really dark

>> No.12859032

>>12859026
That's not even a yangire, or yandere.

That's 3DPD.

>> No.12859033

Anons, you backs are to the wall. Your enemies, be they monsters or the church are flooding in on your position and there is no doubt in your mind that one way or another this is your final stand.
What song is playing as you and your brothers in arms go down swinging?
For me, it's this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_O6Kf7D79g

>> No.12859037

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47904375&from_sid=1112152438
Crabs Sheep with a bonus

>> No.12859038

>>12859033
*your
GODDAMNIT.

>> No.12859041

>>12859033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDleI-vm7z4

>> No.12859045
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12859045

>>12858976

>> No.12859051

>>12859037
That actually looks better than his previous stuff.

>> No.12859052

>>12859033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

>> No.12859055

>>12859033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TpNzX2jNOM

>> No.12859056

>>12859037
How sheepish.

>> No.12859061

>>12859033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnaC0RgEPCw

>> No.12859063

>>12859033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCQuvbQnJ70

>> No.12859066 [SPOILER] 
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12859066

Hey

>> No.12859071

>>12859033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0cxrA3dTv4

>> No.12859074

>>12859066
Bye

>> No.12859081

>>12859066
Fuck off.

>> No.12859085

>>12858837
>inb4 Spoonfeeding

Here you go.
http://www.3dcg-arts.net/search?mode=tags&word=%E9%AD%94%E7%89%A9%E5%A8%98%E5%9B%B3%E9%91%91

>> No.12859087

>>12859033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npUhtXm-6zc

>> No.12859089

>>12859066
I hope this is the last bait of 2014.

>> No.12859095
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12859095

Something something hope you have a wanderful new year.

>> No.12859098

>>12859033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8okzVnShqMw
because koko is LOCO

>> No.12859100

>>12859095
Happy New Year Hound! And Happy New Year Loen!
Happy New Year everyone!

>> No.12859109

>>12859095
Still 4 hours until new years here...

>> No.12859115

>>12859085
Thank you. Still wonder how that stuff doesn't pop up on google. Anyway, now I just have to find a way to download them.

>> No.12859123

>>12859033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FcAp8SBDYo

>> No.12859125

>>12859061
Good choice.

Why does the OST have so many repeated tracks? 3 contains tracks from 1 and 2, and 4 contains tracks from the previous three.

>> No.12859136

>>12859109
You better not be the shitty part of the west coast.

>> No.12859139

>>12859125
Because there's four different albums. Some might have songs the others don't, some might have songs another does. 4 is kind of like a "best of" from the soundtrack as a whole

>> No.12859141

>>12859066

What? Oh, it's you again.

So, did you manage to jumpstart that clown?

>> No.12859144

>>12859136
You mean California? No.

>> No.12859149

>>12859141
Psst, that's not actually him.

>> No.12859151

>>12859085
Dammit, I'm having a difficult time in getting proper screencaps of them without that shitty menu.

>> No.12859158

>>12859151
You better not be using "print", like a pleb.

>> No.12859164

>>12859061
My nigga.
>>12859123
Blue Exorcist had a pretty good soundtrack despite being generic shounen fare.

>> No.12859165

>>12859139
Fair enough.

Godamn, the second half of "PSYCHO-FIELD" and "GUNDAM" are so good.
I hear the soundtrack for Turn-A is pretty damn good too, if not better. I should get round to watching that.

>> No.12859167

>>12859149

What? Are you certain? Is he a... SPY?!

That is IMPOSSIBLE

>> No.12859179
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12859179

>>12859167
Shh..you can't trust anyone here..

>> No.12859184

>>12859165
Same here. Still haven't got around to watching Turn A, especially since seeing how much memory it takes making a slight turn off
Mobile Armor, Capture, Desert, Mobile Suit, Unicorn, Angelo, and Full Frontal are the best of Unicorn's soundtrack

>> No.12859186

>>12858897
>That was no story. That was a load of raw, unfiltered niggerism.
...I'm sorry, what?
>>12858914
Some anon started writing about a bitch manticore and her daughteru, and then necromancy and liches and such then forgot about it.

>> No.12859188
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>>12859165
Have you listened to OST 4 yet?
>>12859184
>No BANSHEE.

>> No.12859189

>>12859033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFZ_Uyqbr4k

>> No.12859190

>>12858904

Don't write more typically because /mgt/ is a fickle bunch of faggots that like to memetically hate things.

>> No.12859194

>>12859179

I never trusted those fucking fake faggot cats

They think they can just barge in and take over the place

Well, NOT IN MY THREAD

>> No.12859195

>>12859188
>Banshee
Hoo fuck, completely forgot about that
Too bad the Banshee wasn't the greatest looking MS

>> No.12859196

>>12859158
Educate my mongoloid self.

>> No.12859198

>>12859194
But anon, You were a faggot cat ALL ALONG!!

>> No.12859201

>>12858953
What would she be? Something tsundere ish. Not the stupid bullshit anime tsundere, but a more insecure and sarcastic one. Would I fuck it? No. The only way I'd do that is if I were somehow not informed that she was a copy of myself.

>> No.12859204

>>12859196
(Assuming you're using windows)

Windows key -> Type "Snipping tool" -> Marvel at the wonders of technology.

>> No.12859206

>>12859190
bob pls

>> No.12859207

>>12859188
I have. Sternegesang is top tier. Favourite of the set, I think.

>> No.12859208

>>12859204
I'm using Chrome.

>> No.12859210 [SPOILER] 
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12859210

>>12859198

>> No.12859212

>>12859206

I'm not Bob but nice try, tovarich.

>> No.12859213

>>12858953
Probably a skeleton or something. I would bone her.

>> No.12859214

>>12859210
D:

>> No.12859216

>>12859033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36WmimwGnhk
>>12859212
Bollocks pls.

>> No.12859217

>>12859212
I want to say you're bollocks, but every other time has been alp.

>> No.12859218

>>12859208
...Right.

I was kind of talking about your operating system..

This is why I quit IT.

>> No.12859223

>>12859033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgIfEJCWkOw

Any of them, I love this soundtrack.

>> No.12859224

>>12859217
And so the IRC guessing games continue. Why don't you keep it to the IRC so you know for sure?

>> No.12859225

>>12859208
Snipping Tool is a program, you crumpet-brain. It should come as standard on Win OSes.

>> No.12859228

>>12859223
You're my nigga.

>> No.12859232

>>12859224
I don't use the IRC, you are the only two who respond since nega and bob are kill from the threads.

>> No.12859235
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12859235

>>12859204
That just does the same thing as printscreen paste, if more obnoxiously. It doesn't remove the menu or something. I was expecting some moonrune button to export image.

>> No.12859239
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12859239

>>12859223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LKIsWOSHAY
>>12859225
Well, this is an interesting development.

>> No.12859242

>>12859235
Alright, let me see if I can find the link, I'll have a go myself.

>> No.12859248

>>12859239
>no beak
While that's a plus it look like an asshole.

>> No.12859249

>>12859232
I am no one else but >>12859224. I don't use the IRC either but that's probably for the best because of the whiffs of autism we get in these threads.

>> No.12859255

>>12859235
I think the viewer lets you do that, I haven't looked at how to do it myself.

However I am looking up how exactly to rip the models, which seems like it should be easy but no one has made a complete script for it yet, and I don't want to dabble in that shit.

They seem to have the models on other websites as well, so maybe there's something that can rip from them?

>> No.12859260

>>12859239
that's a very nice butthole you've got there.

>> No.12859262

>>12859249
More or less the same reason for me

>> No.12859265
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12859265

>"Ara ara boya~"

>> No.12859266

>>12859262
>>12859249
Ditto.

>> No.12859267 [DELETED] 

>>12858651
this reeks of fyad. im glad those retards on twatter colon crumpled your clique.

>> No.12859270

>>12859255
Yeah, if it's 3DCG as in Custom Girl, which it looks like, there should be a fan patch for the model assets or something, but finding those without at least some starter links would be hell.

>> No.12859272

>>12859265
>speaking to her captured husbando in bad but sexy engrish

>> No.12859274

>>12859216
>>12859217

Harasho, Tovarich.

>> No.12859276

>>12859270
No, it's not, unfortunately. We have to do some dirty work to get the whole model ripped with textures, and then compile it ourselves, at least for 3DCG-arts.net.

>> No.12859279

>>12859274
Are you playing MGR right now?

>> No.12859281

>>12859255
>>12859276

Yeah, and I sure as hell won't make a script from scratch at this hour with my alcohol levels..

Also, Pixiv API lol

>> No.12859291

>>12859276
And also, here's sandworm. https://sketchfab.com/models/9c659ca5d6bd465aa2f1f068762cc219

Need to look up if someone has made a ripper for that site.

And sand lamia. http://3d.nicovideo.jp/works/td1455

Now that site probably has some more people who want to rip. I'll look into that as well, but please anyone if you could too. I have real life business to tend to right now.

>>12859281
>Pixiv
Don't remind me.

>> No.12859292

>>12859276
Yeah, spotted it's Maya and such after the fact. I blame having it on fullscreen and not seeing the program tag. At least transferable into 3D Custom Girl was the train of thought I had, but yeah.

>> No.12859300

>>12859292
>Maya

Ah fuck me..

>> No.12859302

By the way I'm seeking to RIP these models so I can use them in unity to create some sort of VR experience for the DK2. I'm that anon.

>> No.12859305

>>12858564
d-do you have a pixiv?

>> No.12859307

>>12859095
Hell yes fluffy rape

>> No.12859312

>>12859302
Well, bless your heart anon, I would've just made something dumb in Unity..

>> No.12859316

>>12859279

No. I'm not. I don't have any reason to be doing anything outside of drinking and wallowing in pathetic self loathing.

>> No.12859327

>http://www.3dcg-arts.net/arts/858?via_fave=13
>http://www.3dcg-arts.net/arts/2916?via_like=2568
>http://www.3dcg-arts.net/arts/2964?via_like=2638

I like this guy.

>> No.12859357

Fucking MONACA, love their stuff. I'd totally have them do something for a MG themed game/animation.

>> No.12859363

>>12859327
Shit nigga, that's good.

>> No.12859364
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12859364

I want to lick her tummy.

>> No.12859374

>>12859223
It reminds me of Berserk.

>> No.12859385

See you guys next year

>> No.12859392

>>12859364
I want to explain my favorite movies/games to a wurm.

>> No.12859396
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12859396

Happy new years, faggots.

>> No.12859398

Happy Near Year From Beast Coast

>> No.12859401

>>12859364
Who wouldn't want to?
Also worth noting that Wurms' human skin is incredibly sensitive.

>> No.12859405

>>12859392
Might not wanna start with stuff like Evil Within.

Still not a 100% clear on what the fuck that was..

>> No.12859412
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12859412

Time to bully in the new year.

>> No.12859417

>>12859396
One more hour of funposting in the radio threads to go here!

>> No.12859428
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12859428

Happy new year, /mgg/!

>> No.12859433

Welp, I didn't finish my first story before 2015. Came close, though. I figure I'll finish it smutless, as one anon suggested, and then I might have after-stories as they come to me, detailing certain aspects of their lives, some of which might be less than smutless.

I've got most of the plot outlined for the paladin already, though, and the skeletons of the cast. I should be able to get that started well before the end of January. I imagine that I'll have outlines and girls for archmage well before I get done with paladin, though.

>> No.12859438

>>12859357
>OST is out in March.
http://youtu.be/IhjWJcZr48k?t=15m45s
http://youtu.be/ztdK8drRiDo?t=16m29s
http://youtu.be/S5W724_sR4I?t=16m37s

>> No.12859439
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12859439

>>12859405
I just watched blade runner: good version.
Explaining that would be an adventure.

>Hey, what's a replicant?
artificial humans, like robots, who look like humans
>why do they make replicants so realistic?
because they need to do all the tasks a human can.
>Why are some more talkative than others?
because they were designed to emulate humans closely.
>are you a replicant?
no.
>It's okay, I'll still love you if you are, and I'll protect your from the beyblade runners!
I'm not a replicant, but thank you.

>> No.12859440

>>12859265
kraken a best

Fucking Greeks keep on trying to unleash her

>> No.12859449

>>12859439
Dawww.

>> No.12859450

>>12859439
>beyblade runners!

Dammit Wurm, my sodium levels are going out of control here..

>> No.12859452

>>12859439
>Beyblade Runners
This made me grin way more than it should've.

>> No.12859453

>>12859439
>It's okay, I'll still love you if you are, and I'll protect your from the beyblade runners!
Hnnnng

>> No.12859461

>>12859433
I look forward to the point in time you finall decide to do smut.

>> No.12859462

>>12859412
Hound this maybe the champagne talking but you are one of my favorite people on the internet. Just felt like telling you.

>> No.12859464

>>12859439
>It's okay, I'll still love you if you are, and I'll protect your from the beyblade runners!
My HEART

>> No.12859465

>>12859439
And yet there are people who hate wurms.

>> No.12859469

>>12859452
Made me think of this.
http://i.nahraj.to/f/wDz.jpg

>> No.12859470

>>12859439
Well fuck, now I have to edit something for that.

>> No.12859475

>>12859469
That's pretty spot-on, although they forgot the banshee noises JAV pornstars make.

>> No.12859486

>>12859439
>I write a stupid 10 line story about wurms
>gets more responses than any of my pastebin stories
I GUESS IT'S A THING NOW

>> No.12859496

>>12859208

Pretty sure using Chrome doesn't change your keyboard...

>> No.12859498

>>12859486
Cause more people read and comment on greentext than follow a pastebin link

>> No.12859506

So is everybody out for New Year's right now? Thread's pretty dead.

>> No.12859510

I need that Yeti biology shit for reasons.

>> No.12859512

>>12859506
>57 IPs
I believe so. Let's at least reach the bump limit though.

>> No.12859514

>>12859498
I think the real explanation is that wurms are the meaning of life, and shall be heralded as the modern incarnation of Christ.

Or maybe just given headpats I dunno

>> No.12859515

>>12859506
Either at a party or too drunk to contribute
I'm the latter

>> No.12859516

>>12859506
I can see no better way to spend my new years than with you guys.

>> No.12859524

>>12859439
>...So he finds out that the value of the coin isn't increasing, like Medio said, it's decreasing because of the silver content going down.
"So the Meido lied?"
>Yep. And they lied because in reality, they wanted to... uh, uhm. Hmm.
"Anon, what's wrong? Are you hungry?"
>What? No, I'm just trying to remember how it all went. Uhh...
"Maybe the Meido lied about the value increasing so they could trick people into buying the coins off of them for a higher price?"
>Huh?
"And then they could buy even more cookies than normal!"
>That's more like it.

>> No.12859541

>>12859515
You're never too drunk but maybe less coherent than you want to be. You can always throw it to the wall and see what sticks.

>>12859516
I reciprocate the feeling. I don't know what I would do with out you fags.

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12859543

>>12859439
That may be the fastest job I ever done..

>> No.12859547

>>12859541
yeah but when I'm drunk I tend to say things i regret, even on 4chan.

>> No.12859548

>>12859543
Perfect.

>> No.12859553

>>12859541
When I get drunk, I become more passive

>> No.12859559

>>12859548
Nah, way to rushed, but I had to get it out while there's still some steam in the joke..

>> No.12859563

What are you drinking for the new year, mgt?

>> No.12859570

>>12859563
Scotch.

>> No.12859572

>>12859563
Home-made soup. Hate being sick

>> No.12859574

>>12859563

Kraken and coke.

>> No.12859576

>>12859563
Water

>> No.12859577

>>12859563
tequila

>> No.12859578
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12859578

I want a Power Lich daughteru.
A certain number of Power Lich Daughterus...

>> No.12859581

>>12859524>>12859543
>>12859439

Let's teach wurm english.

Okay wurm, here's out alphabetical chart. Hold on to that, you'll need it. So, let's start simple. How you you spell "george" wurm?
>Joughrj
I'm sorry wurm, that's not right.
>But you told me j made the "juh" sound?
it's "g" here wurm.
>Why is it g? you said g made an "ihg" sound.
It usually does, but not here. You'll pick up on this in time. Where did you get the ough from?
>When we spelled "dough" we replaced the "oh" sound with "ough".
Well wurm, I'm afraid that's not quite right either..
>Is it Geaurg then?
Where did the eau come from?
>From when we spelled "plateau"
The correct way is "george" wurm.
>...
...
>I hate english
me too.

>> No.12859587

>>12859578
What makes a Lich a Power Lich? I don't think I'm understanding.

>> No.12859588

>>12859581
Teach her a language that actually makes sense. Like binary.

>> No.12859589

>Say no to Panda cuddles
>Takes your opium pipes and breaks it across your face.
>Never say no to Panda

>> No.12859594

>>12859588
Or Latin. It the most structured language in existence.

>> No.12859595

>>12859588
Fuck that, teach her Moon, get her a machine translator so the kanji actually make sense and we'll turn her into a single-minded VN translating machine.

>> No.12859597

>>12859588
If we're gonna go for something easy, why not HTML?

Let's see if that rustles any feathers here

>>12859581
I can't deal with all this cuteness..

>> No.12859598

>>12859588
I don't know how that's going to work.

>> No.12859605

>>12859587
A Lich with more power.
Either that or they're motivated.

>> No.12859606

>>12859581
Can we summon a drawfag to create an image of a pouting wurm, frustrated over her english lessons.

>> No.12859616

>>12859563
Water.

>> No.12859626

>>12859606
Good luck with that. If we had a drawfag interested in that we would have already gotten a pouting wurm by now.

>> No.12859627

To live is human.
To serve is divine.
Which MG would you serve with all your heart and all your soul?

>> No.12859632

Yandere machine ver.2
NEW FEATURES
NOW WITH 75% LESS TYPOS
OPTIONAL SCENARIO WRITER MODE

CHOOSE A GIRL TO YANDERIFY* NOW!

*Machine is not responsible for the authors shitty writing.

>> No.12859634

>>12859626
i guess it's time to learn photoshop

>> No.12859636
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>>12859627
Spidercow

>> No.12859637

>>12859627
A benevolent slime girl. She would ask me to lick her feet and then I would proceed to lick her all over.

>> No.12859643
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>>12859632
Do it.

>> No.12859644 [SPOILER] 
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>>12859632
Sandworm.

>> No.12859646

>>12859627
Hathor.

>> No.12859650

Happy New Year you fagots.

>> No.12859651

>>12859632
Anubis

>> No.12859652

>>12859632
>NullPointerException.
>Variable "Writer" could not be found.

>> No.12859653

>>12859646
Have you had your requisite glass of milk today?

>> No.12859657

>>12859636
Touch the cow
Or she'll touch you.

>> No.12859663

>>12859632
Baphomet

>> No.12859665

>>12859632
Mystery Box Mimic

>> No.12859666

>>12859632
Wurm.

>> No.12859672

>>12859653
I have now. first one of the new year, 364 more where that came from. At least I wish they all came from the same place, two places technically.

>> No.12859691

>>12859651
I would also like to see a Yandere Anubis.
>>12859632

>> No.12859696

>>12859657
Is cuddling ok too?

>> No.12859705

>>12859696
Only between bouts of pelvisceration.

>> No.12859721

Wait I just noticed something. no gamer gazer.

Huh.

Why do I feel empty?

>> No.12859727

>>12859721
Because you're so used to it showing up each new thread that when it doesn't it feels like something is incomplete

>> No.12859728

>>12859721
I know right? It's not a new thread without it.

Even though I agree with some ppl that the quality slipped

>> No.12859732
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>>12859095

She looks pretty neat inverted.

The question becomes whether she's from the 9th circle of Hell, the alpha ala Fenrir, and/or a shiny.

>> No.12859736

>>12859728
Meh. Quality has been about the same as the beginning. It has been refreshing that it's only been at the start of every thread. We can't keep holding the author to that standard though especially to post on a holiday.

>> No.12859737

>>12859732
..I'd tap that.

With my snow shovel.

>> No.12859746

>>12859732
That actually looks pretty awesome inverted. Would build snowmen and have snowball fights with

>> No.12859750

>>12859732
She still needs black sclera.

>> No.12859751

>>12859736
>We can't keep holding the author to that standard though especially to post on a holiday.
Agreed, and I do miss it.

I suppose we'll make do without it for now.

>> No.12859753

>>12859732
Those are actually very pleasing colors.

>> No.12859754

>>12859732
When hell froze over.

>> No.12859762

>>12859632
wight

>> No.12859768

>>12859543
gotta love wurm making a sex face in the most unfitting of times.

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>>12859750

>> No.12859784

while I'm totally drunk and uninhibited I got to admit something
I'm both a a HFY 40k fag and into the waifu aspect of mge verse
I constantly switch between these two world views
its like two sides of me in constant conflict
one side wants to fight off the mgs off and the other side wants to to cuddle and hold hands and do other lovey dovey stuff with them.

>> No.12859785

>>12859768
Sex face is always appropriate.

Yes, christmas dinner was rather weird, stop asking..

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>>12859784

Join Chaos and do both.

>> No.12859804

Before I forget, I made an album for all the shitty edits I've been doing.

http://imgur.com/a/1swgR

You know, in case you needed more garbage on your hard disk.

>> No.12859815

>>12859781
Splendid.

I never knew baby blue irises in black sclera would so good.

>> No.12859817

>>12859785
let's make a list of places wurm recommend you use your sex face.
As a waiter.
As an employee at chuck-e-cheese.
As a police officer, on and off duty.
As a teacher.
When taking family photographs.
When confessing your love.
When taking the dog for a walk.
When getting a prostate exam.
When getting your breasts checked.
When undergoing chemotherapy.
When robbing a bank.
At thanksgiving dinner.
While changing diapers.
When serving as an army translator.

But NEVER while having sex.

>> No.12859823

>>12859784
As long as you don't post your HFY 40k bullshit then you have no complaints from me. If you do then you should reconsider keeping it to yourself. It's just unnecessary friction that you're putting out there.

>> No.12859825

>>12859804
You've had a lot of time on your hands.

>> No.12859830

>>12859825
Yeah, masturbating doesn't do it anymore.

>> No.12859834

>>12859804
MAGNIFICENT.
1320/-24 ALL OF MY KEKS TAKE THEM.
requesting dramatic screenshots of blade runner edited to be wurm runner.

>> No.12859835

>>12859817
That's super legit.

Would not recommend -my therapist.

>> No.12859836

>>12859784
>>12859823
I'll be honest
I want to fight the monsters and lose
then be forced to submit as a prisoner of war.
I guess that makes me weird.

>> No.12859843

>>12859804
This is terrible.

>> No.12859848

>>12859834
Wait...you actually WANT me to make more garbage.

then again, I am the Santa of stupid bullshit.

>>12859843
Oh yeah, if this was my day job, I'd fire myself.

>> No.12859850

>>12859836
Sounds like a pretty femdom fantasy. If you write it down I'm sure you will find some acceptance.

>> No.12859855

>New year's day.
>Hungover from previous night.
>Polt demands run.
>Kobold booty a good resolution to chase.

>> No.12859856

>>12859848
>Wait...you actually WANT me to make more garbage.
If I had photoshop I'd do it myself.

>> No.12859858

>>12859855
>Having to make a resolution to chase after polt's ass
Fucking casual.

>> No.12859864

>>12859856
Well, just use GIMP, doesn't have that many brushes, but it gets the job done.

You know, like a 10$ prostitute.

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>>12859864
I've never seen a $10 prostitute

>You'll never be used and milked by a Manticore until she's satisified, only to have her throw some money on your manticore tailjuice-covered body and walk off

>> No.12859869

>>12859867
That's basicly a normal workday for me...

Except less semen, I guess.

>> No.12859871

>>12859867
...I'm okay thanks. I have no interest in contracting manticore STD's.
Good thing police-kun exists.
>>12859864
what do I get for a 20?

>> No.12859876

>>12859871
>manticore STD's
Yeah, tail-stinkitis sure is going to bother a human.

>> No.12859880

>>12859871
That hooker named Adobe does not even get out of bed for a 20.

>> No.12859881

>>12859871
>>12859876
>manticore STD's
MAMONO MANA

>> No.12859887

>>12859871
>Manticore STDs
That's just her venom that causes your balls to swell to the size of oranges and produce a litre of cum.

>> No.12859889

>>12859880
oh cocks I fucked up the reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwIEUflY6YI
>>12859887
I'M OKAY THANKS.

>> No.12859892

>>12859632
Jinko

>> No.12859894

>>12859644
......Loading attentionwhoring.exe
......Loading Yandere Machine


It was winter. Winter in the desert. You laughed at yourself. Just to think 6 months ago, you were complaining about the fucking parking fees. That fucking sleazy matango roommate infected the damn house so you left. You were absolutely sick of MGC. You would think that working in the city would earn you more money than working in the countryside. Yeah, you earned more money, but at the same time you had to spend a lot just for necessities like rent and food. You decided that city life wasn't worth having to stand all that bullshit for just a little more cash.

You moved back to your hometown. It wasn't a big suburb or town. But it wasn't hicksville either. It was the kind of town that just sorta... went on. Nothing changed just like the desert it was surrounded by. The same old shop, school and the same old everything. Constantly changing shape but still as a whole, the same. Just like the desert. But there was a sort of comfort in the constant flow of sand, always moving yet never changing.

You met a sandworm on the job. She would always avoid your face and would always keep her head down. She seemed very reluctant to talk to anyone and barely interacted with anyone at all. The silent girl who barely spoke a word. She seemed lonely so you decided to try to be friends with her. She reminded of your past self. After all she would have wanted someone to talk to. You began to socialize with her more and more. At first she would just nod her head and seemed almost anxious to finish the conversation. But as time went on you and the sandworm were talking to each other every day.

>> No.12859896

>you will never be a prostitute in MGC
>you will never eventually have your neck snapped by one of your 'clients'
Life is pretty good, actually.

>> No.12859897

>>12859887
for how long?

>> No.12859898

>>12859632
Goblin

>> No.12859901

>>12859889
Ah damnit, I should've caught that one. I must be getting old.

>> No.12859904

>>12859836
they are two separate things for me though
I want to submit to an authoritarian authority where I maintain my chastity humanity's independence and dominance
but I also want to submit to the joys of having a monster girl wife , to cuddle and make love with and raise a happy and loving family of monster daughterus with,
these two desires are in irreconcilable conflict with each other.

>> No.12859918

>>12859897
It takes roughly two weeks of constant envenoment to reach that size, and about the same before they return to normal.

However, the 'shrinkage,' as it were, can be uncomfortable and often people elect to keep on a dose, much to a manticore's delight.

>> No.12859919

>>12859894
...bad end incoming?

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>>12859896
>A yandere will never take you into her own home and feed, and clothe you, all under the condition you never leave her sight.

>> No.12859926

>>12859918
OH BOY LET'S TALK ABOUT MG DRUGS
because requiem for a dream:MG edition is something we all want to see.

>> No.12859927

>>12859918
>addicted to Manticore venom to avoid the pain
Yeah fuck all that.

I have to keep my running up

>> No.12859928

>>12859919
I don't know what you expected form the yandere machine.

That thing was probably written in Java..

>> No.12859930

>>12859921
I don't want to be controlled like that. Sorry. Clingy is one thing, insane is another.

>> No.12859933

>>12859930
your mouth may say that
but im sure your body will be honest

>> No.12859935

>>12859926
If I lose my arm because of a Monster Girl then I will find them personally responsible.

>> No.12859940

>>12859926
what's requiem for a dream?

>>12859927
Have you ever shot a really big load? Now imagine what cumming a litre feels like. It'd be an orgasm that would last at least a solid minute, if not longer. Just pumping and pumping away as the manticore moans lewdly while drinking down every drop.

>> No.12859941

>>12859933
So you'll say I'll get an erection?
I don't remember my brain being located in my penis. Just because muh dick is pleased doesn't mean it's what I really want to happen.

>>12859935
or get thrown in prison.

>> No.12859948

>>12859941
If I have to do the long duty in prison then it would only sharpen my vengeance.
>inb4 edgy

>> No.12859949

>>12859940
It sounds great for the moment, but long term, no thank you

I want to be able to run a 13 minute 2 mile

>> No.12859955

>>12859940
>what's requiem for a dream?
A really depressing movie about heroin addicts

>> No.12859957
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>"Anon, want to head to the bath house with me?"

>> No.12859959

>>12859632
Kitsune! Because I'm boring like that!

>> No.12859969

>>12859948
shawshank redemption:mg edition.
>>12859940
It's like D.A.R.E. if it was a movie and actually did it's job.

>> No.12859976

>>12859957
Mam, I am flattered by your offer, but I must deny for two reasons:
A) I have a 5 1/2 inch penis
B) I am impressively socially awkward and would only fuck the experience up in some way.

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>>12859465
Only two kinds of people don't hate retards, those with a messiah complex and the overly empathetic.

MFW you won't see what I did there.

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12859984

Uh-Oh!

A mad scientist is attempting to kidnap young monster girls and keep them on his flying fortress to test his new serum on them.
The serum can turn monster girls back into the feral monsters they once were.

And your waifu is among the many girls kidnapped in his quest for world conquest.

What do you do?

>> No.12859986

>>12859976
What does having an average sized penis have to do with anything?

>> No.12859988

>>12859976
>A) I have a 5 1/2 inch penis

What does that have to do with anything? That's solidly average.

Unlike me, I'm 4 and 1/2, so I will never, ever, have a MG want me.

>> No.12859991

>>12859979
>messiah complex
>overly empathetic.
so they either think they're great or are retarded themselves? Classy.

>> No.12859993

>>12859969
>It's like D.A.R.E. if it was a movie and actually did it's job.
I used to do heroin, and that movie affected me. It really shows the horror of addiction and makes you not want to go near drugs. If MG venom is as bad as some real life drugs, that would be a good argument for going full paladin and getting your purge on.

>> No.12859994

>>12859976
This is why MGs are great. There's no mindgames. with a human you'd be all confused thinking,
>Fuck does she like me, doesn't she
>Should I make a move here or not?
>Bath, what does it mean?
Where to a monstergirl, it means that she literally wants to go to the bath house with you, nothing more. If she wanted to fuck she'd have raped you then and there. Not to say that the idea of fucking you won't cross her mind while you're in the bath. So, in short, Can you bathe? That's all you need.

>> No.12859996

>>12859984
Go on a probably extremely long adventure that will be wrought with many boss fights and a lot of bloodshed to save my waifu, no matter the cost

>> No.12859997

>>12859563
Sangria and vodka.

>> No.12860000

>>12859988
>Implying MGs give a damn.
Also, MAMONO MANA...I guess.

>> No.12860003

>>12859984
call the police

>> No.12860004

>>12859988
You can produce semen.
That makes you good enough.

>> No.12860005

>>12859984
Wait till the wanker tries it on a ushi-oni, laugh when his flying fortress explodes and rains blood and monstergirls. Find my waifu in the mess.

>> No.12860009

>>12859984
Go on a quest to rescue her of course, and put an end to the mad scientist.

Bad end, kill her in self defense cause she is now a gigantic monster trying to eat me.

>> No.12860010

>>12859986
>>12859988
under average and generally unimpressive. Maybe not pitiful but there are far greener pastures out there.
>>12859994
I'm all for it except for the rape part. Dunno why people find getting raped attractive. Femdom? assertiveness? Bluntness? dunno, but I do know it's not my thing.

>> No.12860011

>>12860000
way to waste that penta

>> No.12860015

>>12859988
I believe MGs even have penile size preferences.
They could just shotafiy you too.

>> No.12860020

>>12860010
5 1/2 is actually spot on for average. It is average amongst average.

>> No.12860024

>>12860011
It's what I do.

>> No.12860025

>>12859991
You didn't see it.

>> No.12860026

>>12859894
Her whole demeanor changed. She changed from a gloomy looking quiet girl to a bright vibrant happy person. She was almost visibly ecstatic around you though. SO much that the employees teased you two saying that you and her "were like boyfriend and girlfriend.". You laughed at their jokes. But the sandworm she blushed every time they said that and placed her head on to your chest hiding her face from the embarrassment.

The 2 of you became very good friends. You and her would occasionally meet at your house (She always insisted that she meet at your house.) and talk about every thing from bitching about work to the recent tax hike.

But she became weirder and weirder as time went on. At first she would sometimes zone out but she would now drool while staring at you. She would always sit closer to you every talked until she was practically next to you. She sometimes breathed very shallow while she was in your room. But you weren't worried. She was a bit weird but when you were like her, you were a bit weird too so you excused her actions as social ignorance. She would always go upstairs to the bathroom in your room even when there was a bathroom on the first floor.

While she was happier, you were getting more and more depressed. Every girl you were trying to seemed willing at first but either just abandoned you or just .... disappeared. Most of the coworkers at your job began to leave to....... somewhere. You were rapidly losing money. Your clothes disappeared every 2 weeks and every contact on your phone somehow got erased. You would get creepy ass messages with long letter of adoration and love about 5 pages long everyday.

>>12860011
DUBS

>> No.12860031

>>12860025
akay
>>12860020
Well then that just makes me boring.
>>12860026
Time to call the police and ditch da bitch.

>> No.12860037

>>12860031
Your dick should never be the determinant of whether or not you're boring. Your personality makes you interesting or boring. Remember that the depth of a usual vagina is four inches. If you go balls deep you're still stretching her out. You're better off than you think you are.

>> No.12860038

>>12859993
Fairly certain mg dragggs would be far worse than our conventional drugs.

>> No.12860040

>>12860009
>You will never enter the massive lab as the fortress slowly returns to the earth's surface
>You will never see a large glass container, and through the murky and dark water, you can make out the face of your waifu, sleeping
>You will never tap on it, yelling to your waifu that you're going to rescue her
>She will never wake up suddenly, then violently burst out of the tube, nearly slicing you apart, only to reveal her new an terrible form
>You will never gaze upon her in fear
>She will never go berzerk in fury, screeching something about how she is only a monster now
>You will never parry her merciless attacks while trying to explain to her that you still love her
>You will never realize that during one of your blocks, you knock down a random electrical tower which lands on and electrocutes your waifu
>You will never rush to her aid
>She will never meekly open her eyes, staring deep into yours, begging you to kill her.

I cant continue with this

>> No.12860041

>>12860037
dawww ;)
now I just need to get some real friends.

>> No.12860052

>>12859984
It doesn't matter, so long as I kill him and destroy his research.

>> No.12860056

>>12860040
Jackie?

>> No.12860058

>>12860052
Loftier goals than I. I would be satisfied with just rescuing my waifu.

>> No.12860059

>>12860052
>Kill him and destroy his research
>Not destroying his research right in front of him, marvelling in his tears, before allowing some very angry and upset Ushi Oni's rape him to death
It's like you don't know how to revenge

>> No.12860062

>>12859984
Let the Crow Harpies have him.

>> No.12860064

>>12859984
Heloborne assault with International Counter Terrorism unit.

No baddie that even LOOKS over the age of 18 is getting out alive

>> No.12860066

>>12860037
Girth is the real thing.

Unfortunately I've got a narrow dick as well, only about the width of my pointer and middle figure. Most girls like dicks that are about that width + half a ring finger.

>> No.12860070

>>12860056
Sorry, not him/her

>> No.12860071

>>12860066
consider yourself lucky internet denizen, for I am even less endowed than that.

>> No.12860073

>>12860040
But you must. Even if it's painful, we must endure it, not avoid it. By doing so, we can then be healed, and love our waifus even more strongly.

>> No.12860078

>>12860059
It doesn't matter, as long as his stupidity can never be repeated.

>> No.12860079

>>12860066
That's not too bad. If you're with a size queen then they probably aren't right for you. Find a girl with a smaller vagina to have sex with.

>> No.12860080

>caring about your dick size
What does it matter? It's not like anyone other ourselves will see it. Monstergirls will never even be physically real.

>> No.12860087

>>12860080
Mamono mana will make your dick bigger anyway.

>> No.12860088

>>12860080
>not caring about dick size

You never know when a stray succubus will take your mana.

>> No.12860089

>>12859957
No thanks, the shirohebi already offered

>> No.12860103

>>12860088
Hopefully I would be guarded against that simple fate. My waifu would imprint me better than that.

>> No.12860111

>>12860103
Your mana must be spent on the first succubus that will take it. From then on, life becomes easier.

>> No.12860113

>>12860088
And you never know when a time traveler will come out of nowhere to give you a Schrodinger cat as a present. But that still hasn't happened. Are you caring about whether or not you can take care of a Shrodinger cat if it were real one day? If yes then by that logic you would also be obligated to care about everything that was never in existence, in other words, fiction, which would be impossible for a human because there are infinite amounts of fictional things one can care about. Caring about a fraction of impossible things is practically useless, unless you're satisfying a fantasy, but caring about dick size isn't doing that, is it? Do you like making yourself suffer?

>> No.12860114

>>12860111
You mean fuck her so hard our mana production organs are damaged beyond repair?

>> No.12860115

>>12860111
Then I would be spending most of the time avoiding succubutts. I will find my waifu before that happens.

>> No.12860117

>>12860114
They'll just repair them with magic. We'll be fucking, forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever.

>> No.12860119

>>12860113
>3:00 a.m. and drunk as hell
>Nigga do you really expect me to read?

>> No.12860122
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>>12860115
>avoiding succubutts
You're saying no to this?

>> No.12860124
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>>12860113
I wouldn't mind if a time traveler gave me a shrodinger's cat.

>> No.12860125

>>12860114
More like fuck her so hard you won't need them anymore.

>>12860115
You're cute.

>> No.12860129

>>12860119
Get sober you sad fuck.

>> No.12860132

>>12860124
>Schrodinger's catboy/girl
>you won't know until you take off the pants
I'm taking this risk.

>> No.12860139

>>12860122
If it was just succubutts lying around then I think it would be easier than if they were actively seeking me.

>>12860125
Thank you. I have a high opinion of my own appearance but it's nice to have a personality bias for it too.

>> No.12860140

>>12860129
>you have to be sad to drink

It's new years, what do you expect?

>> No.12860145

>>12860026
The sandworms happy face turned into something more twisted. She began coming close to you disregarding your personal space. She seemed like she was moving something underneath her pants whenever she was at your house when she thought you weren't looking. She was starting to get creepy. She didn't seem like she needed your help anymore and she was beginning to trigger alarm bells in your head. You decided to discreetly tell the boss that you quit and packed your bags. You went to your job to tell your boss that you were going to quit.
You were absent that day. You were in your house trying to contact that matango so you could move back to MGC. You decided to tell the boss you were leaving. You entered the store you worked in. SHIT. SHE was there. She was tending to her job. Then she noticed you. "Anon, where were you all day?... I was worried something happened to you!". You were trying to make up a half assed excuse to get her off your back and see the boss.

"ANON STOP LYING TO ME!" She said with frightening authority. She continued "AM I NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? D-DID I NOT DO ANYTHING FOR YOU? AM I A BAD GIRLFRIEND?" Wait. Girlfriend? What the fuck? You didn't recall dating her.

>> No.12860146

>>12860132
Schrodinger is a boy. There.

>> No.12860147

>>12860139
> I have a high opinion of my own appearance
Narcissus please go.

>> No.12860148

>>12860140
I expect everyone to be responsible individuals who abide by high morals. We can handle it.

>> No.12860150

>>12859984
I have but one answer.
>IHaveTheCureForCancer,_It'sNameIsTallgeese.gif

>> No.12860154

>>12859988
>tfw mine is at least 6 1/2
I suddenly feel really good about myself.

>> No.12860155

>>12860146
I know, but come on, that would've been more fun.

>> No.12860157

>>12860132
Cat things that are genderless until their naked form is observed. I like it.

>> No.12860164

Happy New Years, everyone in hippieland!

>> No.12860167

>>12860148
>not drinking on new years eve
Alright, it's past your bedtime. Go to sleep.

>> No.12860168

>>12860148
Insane.

>> No.12860175

>>12860164
Sucks being at the tail end of the date line, but much obliged.

>> No.12860176

>>12860167
>>12860168
Fuck you.

>> No.12860178

>>12860148
I am quite responsibly drunk, thank you.

>> No.12860179

>>12860147
What? I can't hear you over my own reflection in the mirror.

>> No.12860182

>>12860167
But anon, what if I ran out of alcohol!

>> No.12860183

>>12860179
Your reflection talks to you?
>Narcissus & Doppler

>> No.12860184

>>12860176
wut.
People have been getting drunk for thousands of years on their end-of-year celebration. If you can't see why we're drinking, you're either too young or really socially disconnected.

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>>12860164
Happy new years from Northern hippieland.

>> No.12860189

>>12860184
Not him, but I don't drink on New Year's either. Total abstainer.

>> No.12860190

>>12860184
Fuck that noise, alcohol is not needed. Would purge from all of humanity.

>> No.12860191

I wished I had a monster girl beside me as I watched the fireworks this year.

>> No.12860194

Happy New Year from the city of Starbucks and eternal rain.

>> No.12860195

>>12860186
Nyanon get to work please.

>> No.12860196

>>12860176
Mean drunks don't get any pussy. Is this you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC52toizz8U

>> No.12860197

>>12860189
> Total abstainer
so, like I said, really socially disconnected.

>>12860190
Someone else who doesn't know shit about historical alcohol.
It was the only way to get something clean to drink, and what do you know, people like getting drunk. People do fun things. Get off your high horse.

>> No.12860198

>>12860186
>>12860164
>loud college students, counting down, and that stupid trumpet player outside of my apartment.

>> No.12860199

>>12860190
>Would purge from all of humanity
>Purging alcohol
>PURGING ALCOHOL
You and me are beyond enemies now

>> No.12860200

>>12860197
>socially disconnected
My circle of friends doesn't require me to drink to prove my worth.

>> No.12860205

>>12860183
What do you think I'm crazy or something? I merely talk to myself in the mirror and respond appropriately. It's like I'm talking to myself but I get a nice reply from someone beautiful.

>> No.12860206

>>12860190
Prohibition era style oni mobsters wouldn't let you rob us of our booze.

>> No.12860210

>>12860190
I hope you appreciate that not even the souls in hell would comprehend the suffering we would inflict upon you.

>> No.12860214

>>12860200
>My circle of friends doesn't require me to drink to prove my worth.
Well, you haven't gotten drunk with your friends, so yes, you're 'friends' with them.

>> No.12860215

>>12860195
Okay, okay. I've been procrastinating anyways.

>> No.12860216

>>12860205
I repeat, Narcissus & Doppel. I wonder if having sex with a Doppel that takes your own form means you're gay and Alps you?

>> No.12860220

>>12860214
But anon, you can't make me conform to your norms.

>> No.12860222

>>12860206
Fucking blue oni beer baron with red enforcers

Delicious

>> No.12860224 [DELETED] 

No fuck all of you, alcohol is a drug, and getting drunk is just falling for that shit. Don't tell me you would do heroine as well, because that's enjoyable, and some cultures in history have been doing similar things for a long time, but in reality it's not healthy. Stop lying to yourselves and partaking in all the stupid norms of society.

>> No.12860225

>>12860220
Don't have to.
Enjoy being a cultural outcast.

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>>12860215
Procrastination is bad, you little cheesenugget.

>> No.12860229

>>12860225
Why do you need to justify yourself so badly?

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>>12860200
>straight edge

>> No.12860234 [DELETED] 

>>12860224
>alcohol is a drug
So are vitamins and a shitload of other stuff you put in your body.
>Don't tell me you would do heroine as well
Significantly more addictive and has a highly negative impact on overall body health, which alcohol does not.
>partaking in all the stupid norms of society.
Ah, I see. You're a social reject who thinks themselves 'better and different' because they have no friends and can't be part of the culture.
Alcohol ain't going anywhere. It's been here for ~15,000 years and it'll likely be here longer than that.

>>12860229
How am I justifying myself? You're the one who refuses to take part in our culture and trying to justify your own differentness.

>> No.12860235 [DELETED] 

>>12860224
Enjoy experiencing only one state of consciousness your entire life.

>> No.12860237

>>12860216
Selfcest is not gay. It just means that you better make sure your clone is understanding of taking it in the ass. Unless you're not into that. In which case you better know your role.

>> No.12860240 [DELETED] 

>>12860234
>trying to justify your own differentness
Expect that I haven't said anything about why I don't drink.
>How am I justifying yourself
By giving reasons as to why you drink and why I should. We can stop now.

>> No.12860242

>>12860237
>In which case you better know your role
I'm utterly confused now. Whose butt does the D go in now?

>> No.12860243 [DELETED] 

>>12860240
>Expect that I haven't said anything about why I don't drink.

Not him, but you literally said >>12860220 and >>12860200
I'd say that consists of 'justifying yourself'.

>> No.12860245

>>12860237
That is the primary dilemma with selfcest and clone sex. Neither of us wants to take it in the butt.

>> No.12860249

>>12860242
All of them and none of them. I hope that clarifies.

>> No.12860250

A thought occurred to me earlier. Thoughts, /mgt/?

Shota --> Loli-Alp.

>> No.12860251 [DELETED] 

>>12860224
This is weird. You're weird. I'm going to have a cigarette in about two minutes.

>> No.12860252 [DELETED] 

>>12860243
But neither of those is a reason as to why I drink. Both of them just affirm that I don't. Stop already.

>> No.12860255

>>12860250
Of course!
Shortstack stage 3 optional

>> No.12860256

>>12860245
Then you just become good friends. Nothing wrong with that.

>> No.12860257

>>12860249
So it's just 69?

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>*sniff sniff* someones posting outside a general on /jp/.

>> No.12860259

>>12860250
No shota is awful. Loli is awesome

>> No.12860260 [DELETED] 

>>12860252
>deviating from cultural and social norms
>no justification
You're weird.

>> No.12860262 [DELETED] 

>>12860235
I'll do it, with science, because that's the shit I'm studying.

>>12860234
I don't need the crap that culture produces. I'm only interested in the path to an objectively better future in which humans aren't strongly affected by dumb beliefs and temporary stimuli.

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>>12860260
But I didn't say that, either. I have reasons, but I'm not going to talk about them here, because it's irrelevant.
How about you drink my share?

>> No.12860268

>>12860145
She quickly grabbed you. "I can't allow you to leave me... I love you and you love ME. Dont you Anon?" This bitch was obviously crazy. You try to push her away but she had an iron grip. She quickly grabs you and her outer form pulls itself from the ground. Withbits huge gaping mouth it puts you in there. Falling in to the mouth you hit yoir head on something hard. As you begin to lose conciousness you wonder whether you hit the teeth. You wake up in a dark chamber.

You cant see anything but you could feel the aticky fluids of a sandworm cling on to you. Its kind of cramped inside the sandworms mouth leaving you unable to move. You desperatly try to wriggle out of this chamber when a hand grabs you down. "No Anon. I cant leave you by yourself to the outside world." You struggle against her grasp. You try to push her but she violently slams you to one of the fleshy walls of her outee form. "Anon we're finally together in a lovers embrace~".
........ FUCK IT I quit.

>> No.12860269 [DELETED] 

>>12860262
>Medicine and chemistry isn't science.

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>>12860266
You didn't say anything at all, yet you are still deviating from social and cultural norms.

>>12860262
(pic related)

>> No.12860276 [DELETED] 

>>12860269
Alcohol isn't a product produced by science to have a specific effect, or to give you some state of consciousness that you wouldn't be able to experience otherwise. Sure, we've studied it and have extensive documentation on it, but unless you're using alcohol as a part of a bigger experiment, it's not significant or worth anything.

>> No.12860277 [DELETED] 

>>12860273
Isn't there an actual bonnet tipping lizard pic somewhere?

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>>12860273
>yet you are still deviating from social and cultural norms
Yes, and I offered you my share of alcohol as a gesture of good will.
Why you gotta be an asshole?

>> No.12860281

Never trust a man that doesn't drink. A man that doesn't drink doesn't trust himself.

>> No.12860282 [DELETED] 

>>12860278
Why you gotta be a weirdo?
It's in our natures.

>> No.12860283 [DELETED] 

>>12860273
>implying science doesn't give you nice things
I'm done.

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>>12860277
M'Lord.
>>12860273
>science is bad
What?

>> No.12860291 [DELETED] 

>>12860284
It's less that 'science is bad' and more 'i'm a first year physics student, science is all there is to the world! the humanities are useless!' trap that anon appears to have fallen into.

>>12860283
I'd rather live in a comfortable, colorful and entertaining cave than a cold metal cubicle no matter how much longer i'd live there.

>> No.12860292

>>12860278
Okay see. I don't really like onis.
And this is because I don't really like alcohol. Or drinking. At all.

But when I see a picture like this, the hot springs, the bottles of sake floating about, the steamy nature of it all. Fuck my preferences, I'm havin' a drink with her!

Same goes for that nice pic of the Medusa in the hot springs.

>> No.12860294 [DELETED] 

>>12860284
It's not science itself, but rather being too enlightened for societal norms that is being mocked.

>> No.12860297

>>12860292
Careful drinking with onis. You may lose yourself to the pleasure of it.

>> No.12860299

>>12860292
Post it.

>> No.12860300

>>12860297
I don't particularly like muscle girls, but I would lick alcohol off an oni's abs.

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>>12860300
>I don't particularly like muscle girls
Why not? They like you. They'll even convert to Hathoritism to get softer just for you! So hugs please.

>> No.12860303 [DELETED] 

Since you faggots brought it up, I'll just have to go all the way. In the future, we will have brain-computer-interfaces, which can be either invasive or non-invasive (both are proven to work), and what we can do with those is crazy. We will have VR, and AR, and any sort of insane reality-bending concepts. In fact, we will be able to reproduce the feelings you get from doing drugs. We will be able to induce a constant and everlasting orgasm more powerful than anything humanly possible. You get to feel and see and do anything. And there are no reprucussions or consequences, except for maybe some lost time. That's what I'm working towards. And think, you'll have monstergirls too. This isn't fiction either, mind you, but we'll probably have to wait a century or so until the techniques are perfected.

>>12860291
It doesn't really matter. You won't notice and you won't care, no matter what you think now, because you won't be able to once it happens.

>> No.12860307

>>12860301
Have they fucked yet?

>> No.12860309 [DELETED] 

>>12860302
Muscle and softness are diameterically opposed. You either pick one or the other.

>> No.12860311 [DELETED] 

>>12860303
Or we'll all be rubble.
Or it will go wrong and it'll be an unceasing digital nightmare from which there is no escape.
Or it will COST, for everything has a cost, and only the richest will be able to afford it.
Get off your ivory tower.
We, as in you and me, will never live to see it. And since you're wasting time here on 4chan, you're past your prime already.

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>>12860300
>>12860309
All hail 2d
Where girls can be built and still have big titties

>> No.12860313 [DELETED] 

>>12860303
>That's what I'm working towards
This is good. But Uncle Vlad or the kebab might see me dead before any of that happens.
>>12860309
>muscles covered in softness
>just as strong, but also cuddly
Where is your God now?

>> No.12860314

>>12860301
Sexually frustrated Kikimora is great.
>>12860307
As far as I know. No.

>> No.12860317 [DELETED] 

>>12860303
Yea I'm lookin forward to that shit too. But I'm not gonna pass up the feel goods that are available here and now.

>> No.12860318 [DELETED] 

>>12860309
No, they're not. Not even /fit/ here but that's just wrong. Muscle can feel soft, although perhaps more firm, than fat. You can have a lot of muscle and also have a lot of fat, or any combination.

>> No.12860322

I can't believe it's been more than a years since I started to pay attention to this shit. Please God kill me.

>> No.12860324

>>12860322
No. This is your home now, and you are happy here.

>> No.12860325

>>12860322
09
Get on my level faget

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>>12860322
Welcome to the ride I got on two years ago.
It never ends.

>> No.12860330

>>12860322
I found my love of monstergirls like 3 or 4 years ago on /d/ before we even had a community or things to talk about. Just fapping and lewd dumps.

>> No.12860331

>>12860322
No one is forcing you to love this. In fact it's probably already decided by yourself that you love being here.

>> No.12860332

>>12860268
Naw Im joking
You were desperate to get out. But the sandworm wouldnt budge. She pressed on you slowly moving her slimy form across your body. Her hand reaches out to your groin and you could feel the sticky fluids going around your member. You involuntarily let out a moan and hearing that her voice begins to change her tone. She begins to talk to you in a sultry tone urging you to come. Her pace quickens with her slimy hands traversing to your shaft while her other hand strokes the glans. She begins picking up the pace and you begin to feel your seed urging to relase. You let out a moan as she puts it in her mouth with her tongue stroking the head.

Is anyone reading this?
>>12859651
>>12859691
short or long?

>> No.12860333 [DELETED] 

>>12860311
Or you need to stop being pessimistic. I could very well just be pessimistic myself and give up on my dreams, but if everyone did that then where would society be now? We've only gotten this far because we've striven for better. It may be that we make mistakes, and can't account for errors that have huge consequences, but on average we will try our best to correct for them. I'm on 4chan to fulfill my daily emotional requirement and reduce stress so that I can remain strong in my studies.

>> No.12860335

>>12860327
>this game
You will never know the joys of the Finnish dub.

>> No.12860337 [DELETED] 

>>12860333
Have you never heard of depression?

>> No.12860339

>>12860335
As soon as I saw that quote I was reminded of NGNL. Jesus.

>> No.12860341

>>12860332
Yes, and as long as you are willing to write/ have motivation or inspiration for good stuff.

>> No.12860342

>>12860322
06. Step it up kouhai.

>> No.12860344 [DELETED] 

>>12860337
There was this black guy on youtube who said depression and PTSD aren't real...
>>12860342
You and I are perhaps too old already.

>> No.12860347

Too drunk. Goodnight. See you again if I live.

>> No.12860350 [DELETED] 

>>12860333
> I'm on 4chan to fulfill my daily emotional requirement and reduce stress so that I can remain strong in my studies.
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Okay, that was a real giggle m8.
That's not pessimism, that's just not insane, incredible optimism. If you don't think there's a real chance of nuclear annihilation I'd recommend a few high school courses on world history. If you don't think this 'wondrous technology' will be monopolized by the rich I'd recommend the principles of economics. If you think people really strive for something 'better' I'd recommend a decent bit of philosophy -- it's not better people strive for but easier. Lazier. People have been screwing each other over since the dawn of time, and just because your euphoria is blinding you to this truth doesn't make it any less true; Things always turn out worse than the optimists expect. Your projected future is statistically improbable and requires a vast shift in human nature/psychology.

>> No.12860352

>>12860332
Long.

>> No.12860354 [DELETED] 

>>12860344
I turn 29 this year.

>> No.12860356 [DELETED] 

>>12860354
I didn't mean in human years.

>> No.12860359

>>12860332
What the other anon said.
As long as you feel you are able to.

>> No.12860363 [DELETED] 

>>12860350
Sometimes striving for easier, people accidentally make things way better. We were trying to screw the japs with atomic weapons and we still got nuclear power out of it. So even way worse than optimists predict we still make progress.

>> No.12860367 [DELETED] 

>>12860356
I see.

>> No.12860371 [DELETED] 

>>12860350
>Lazier
Not him, but I'd like to weigh in. Mankind does indeed behave like water, seeking out the path of least resistance. A little innovation and wrecking your brain, and you can reduce the amount of labor needed. Stuff like that. Things will get better, so just chill and keep ostracizing people like Uncle Vlad and the kebab.

>> No.12860372 [DELETED] 

>>12860363
>got nuclear power out of it
You mean the stuff that nobody will use and actively try and reject?
You still vastly overestimate inherent human intelligence.

>> No.12860373 [DELETED] 

>>12860354
>>12860354
So do I! It sucks in a way.

>> No.12860376 [DELETED] 

>>12860372
>nobody will use
What? Practically everybody uses it.
>>12860373
What will be the first spell you cast?

>> No.12860380 [DELETED] 

>>12860372
Yea the specific example of nuke power still hass obstacles but, the point still stands. If human greed and malice could completely suppress human progress than we would be murdering each other with sharp hunks of gold or something.

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>>12860299
Reminder that this is the hottest part of MGEWG2.
>Couple's Baths

>In recent years a serviced called couple's baths has been popular in the mamono realm hot springs. They are hot springs where people can rent a small hot spring, and go in as just a couple, or as a family including daughters, and then they can have hardcore sex in the bath without needing to worry about gawkers, and spend time alone together. It's a service that pleases wives who are deeply in love who might be thinking things like: “I don't want to show my wonderful husband's nakedness to other women! Rather, I don't even want to show him to men! He belongs to me!”

>> No.12860383 [DELETED] 

>>12860376
I have had the sex so no powers for me sadly.

>> No.12860385

>>12860381
Also you can go as a bachelor and have an attendant shriohebi to help wash you and then marry.

>> No.12860387 [DELETED] 

>>12860376
>What? Practically everybody uses it.
Except Japan, which is shutting down it's nuclear program, the UK, the US (which hasn't made a new plant since 1977), India, and China.
So, a good 80% of the human population. Nuclear power isn't doing so hot.

>>12860380
All we've done over time is made it easier to take people's money and an easier way to hold a gun to the head of the entire world.

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>>12860350

>nuclear annihilation

You a prepper bro? A /k/ommando? Because if you are a prepper, you're probably wasting your time on something that will never happen, and if it does you'll probably be the first one to die. The happening will never happen

>> No.12860389 [DELETED] 

>>12860337
I guess it would make sense if there were a good amount of people on /mgt/ who are depressed. I'm sorry if that's the case, but at the same time I won't forgive anyone with it. You are responsible for yourself and if you should be making necessary steps to improve your life.

>>12860350
It's ironic because the way that I'm thinking now is only because I have studied the humanities as well. I've seen many perspectives on society and history from various points of view, I know what you're talking about, but at the same time it is conjecture that is only founded on limited pieces of information. If history has taught us anything, it's that the future is unpredictable, but in the case of humans, that the errors in our ways have not always been forgotten. It may be that one day, an accident may happen and a black hole will end everything, but it still hasn't happened. We're still alive. As long as people are still alive, they will try to find the best possible future.

And what I'm talking about specifically isn't impossible from a societal or a scientific standpoint either. I already covered how it might be possible to have brain-computer-interfaces, and as for societal acceptance, it's not too far fetched to think that a century later, when morals have significantly changed, that people would accept a matrix-like reality. Cost is also not that much of a factor, as it is always declining with new advances.

>> No.12860390

>>12860385
>Shirohebi
Really, any MG who goes and gets hired at one of the springs.

I believe the last time I posted the full section, we wound up getting into a discussion about how different hot springs might pop up with "Themes" who all hire different kinds of MGs.

Egyptian-Theme Hot Spring a Best.

>> No.12860393 [DELETED] 

>>12860389
Confirmed for not knowing shit about depression.

>> No.12860395

>>12860390
I remember lots of silly theme names. Oddly nothing called the 'witch's cauldron' that only had loli MGs working there.
Sabbath a shit, adult loli is love.

>> No.12860396 [DELETED] 

>>12860387
>All we've done over time is made it easier to take people's money and an easier way to hold a gun to the head of the entire world.
>No doctor, don't bother inventing penecillin! Only the rich and powerful will even be able to use it!
Progress is progress, even if it is the sole property of the rich at first.

>> No.12860397 [DELETED] 

>>12860383
You done goofed.

>> No.12860399 [DELETED] 

>>12860388
All it takes is one earthquake in the wrong place to set off Russia's Dead Hand program and bombard the eastern seaboard and central united states with their 10,000 nuclear weapons. Sure, it'll probably never happen, but you could die instantly at any time and never know it's coming.... and it's human controlled.

>>12860389
>they will try to find the best possible future.
Too optimistic. People aren't generally going to work for 'the best for humanity', they'll work for the best for them. Why do you think dictatorships exist? Why would crime exist if people worked for 'the best future for humanity'?

>I already covered how it might be possible to have brain-computer-interfaces, and as for societal acceptance,
These aren't the problems. MMI might be possible in the next fifty years. But the rich will control it when it happens and if history has taught me anything it'll be another 10-25 years before even the weakest leaks down to the rapidly-shrinking middle class.
>Cost is also not that much of a factor, as it is always declining with new advances.
Not monetary. Also, confirmed for no knowledge of economics. They won't charge based on building price, they'll charge based on what they can get away with.

> If history has taught us anything, it's that the future is unpredictable
Wrong. History is extremely predictable. Cycles within cycles within cycles.

>>12860396
Actually, funny story about pennicilin; Literally found in a trash can. It's a fungus, and astoundingly cheap to make too. It would have remained extremely hard to get except for the outbreak of WW2, where the government forced it's release for soldiers.

>> No.12860400 [DELETED] 

>>12860387
>80%
Anon, I...

>> No.12860403

>>12860381
Is that a medusa with her hair down in dere mode?
And here it is, my first boner of 2015.

>> No.12860405 [DELETED] 

>>12860400
>India+China+North America+South America+Africa, because who the fuck has a nuclear plant in Africa?
Yeah, given that India+China alone is, like, 1/2 the world's population I'd say that's a safe guess.

>> No.12860407 [DELETED] 

>>12860399
>extremely predictable
Then tell me what happens in the next century, please. I want to know if I need to move out of my country because of a war.

>> No.12860408

Can we get back to talking about Monster Girls?

Why are Succubi so fucking adorable?

>> No.12860412

>>12860403
She's waiting for her husband (You) to join her in the bath.

Don't keep her waiting anon.

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>>12860408
Last thread someone brought up the idea of chubby hikikomori monstergirls and the first thing that popped into my mind was a chubbier, bustier, succubus version of Tomoko.
Needless to say I would cuddle that idea into the ground.

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>>12860408
Because they're that villain who always comes up with silly plots to get what they want (the D) and then comically fail.

>> No.12860422

>>12860414
No fat chics.

>> No.12860426

>>12860422
Chubby, not fat.
I suppose Healthy might fit what I was trying to get across better.

>> No.12860427 [DELETED] 

>>12860407
War in eastern europe, probably Ukraine or Lithuania/Baltics.
Then: Economic bubble for ~10 years, followed by crash and recession/depression 15 years from now.
China will overtake the united states as the world's most economically powerful country in ~20 years and start leveraging it's weight to crush nearby booming economies (see: India, Pakistan, etc.)
A shitload of wars in the mideast.
Communism will make another appearance in ~30 years as the United States and Europe's middle classes shrink and Marxist tenets start looking more bearable.
By this point, the internet will be heavily controlled by either the government or corporate puppets.
There'll be a shitload of wars in the mideast. I mean, you don't need to be a genius to predict this one.
Significant population growth drop in the US and even further in Europe in ~40 years when immigrant populations inside the US finally stabilize and get to one child per two people as is the American standard.
The United States Government will either collapse within 50 years or will see a significant change in how it's central governing system will work. Probably how senators are elected and stay in power, if I had to take a guess. Someone will make an attempt to change how the Supreme Court of the United States will work during their presidency.


Outside of 50 years I'm not sure I can make accurate predictions without more data and references on hand. That help, or do you want a forecast for your country in particular?

>> No.12860434 [DELETED] 

>>12860427
>War in Ukraine
That's not a prediction you dummy, that's happening now.
>A shitload of wars in the mideast.
That's not really a prediction either.

Okay, gimme a prediction for Finland specifically, because I still need to know if I can live here until old age kills me or if I need to run away.

>> No.12860436

>>12860426
Healthy is just code for fat chics.
Chubby chaser

>> No.12860439 [DELETED] 

>>12860393
I don't care. Even if you don't realistically have the ability to do that, I will expect it all the same. I have no mercy. Of course I'm following some bias which I overtly denounce, but I'm letting it go on this one. Even a little help from someone, somewhere may have an effect. Maybe you'll be cured sometime. But it absolutely won't happen if you don't want it, or completely shut yourself off.

>>12860399
>Too optimistic. People aren't generally going to work for 'the best for humanity', they'll work for the best for them. Why do you think dictatorships exist? Why would crime exist if people worked for 'the best future for humanity'?

And those are things that can be overlooked in favor of the overall path humanity has taken. That's what I'm talking about, and the underlying assumption I was making, that humans on average will make progress. Things which were once acceptable, like racism, are now not as much so, for example.

>These aren't the problems. MMI might be possible in the next fifty years. But the rich will control it when it happens and if history has taught me anything it'll be another 10-25 years before even the weakest leaks down to the rapidly-shrinking middle class.
That can be probable, I never did deny that.

>Not monetary. Also, confirmed for no knowledge of economics. They won't charge based on building price, they'll charge based on what they can get away with.
No actually, you're misinterpreting economics, because they want to make a profit, and that is based on supply and demand, it will be exactly the right price. Consumers will demand it at that price. If they were selling over-priced things, and they were still doing well, then that would mean consumers still do think it's worth that price. Of course there are other factors like marketing, consumer bias, and other things, but those aren't predictable. Also there is always a chance the economic system itself will be different by that time. Another thing to think about is

>> No.12860443 [DELETED] 

>>12860434
>war in Ukraine
No, I mean like Russia dropping it's pretenses and getting stuck in.
>Finland
Assuming Finland kept up the quality of it's armies and hasn't let their draft and training go to shit, you'll probably see aggression from Russia within 10 to 15 years.
In 20 years Muslim immigration will start to become a serious issue, as they will be nearly 10% of the population and start demanding a bigger share of control of the country. Knowing the Finnish government unless there is an unforseen and highly radical change they will get it and begin enacting 'religious tolerance' laws within 20 years.
Expect crime rates to decline for about twenty years then slowly climb again.
Sweden+Norway will likely pester Finland into joining some sort of weird Scandinavian union around 25 years from now if the pattern holds as it has for the past hundred and fifty years.
Socialism as a system will likely hold strong for another 30 years before buckling under it's own weight as the aging population causes a serious strain on the nation's income, with the lack of new workers outside of immigrants the finnish government will start encouraging heavy immigration, likely from Africa as by this point the Mideast will either be a parking lot or a glass bowl.
I'm afraid that's all I can predict without better data.


>>12860439
>No actually, you're misinterpreting economics, because they want to make a profit, and that is based on supply and demand,
At best a elementary knowledge of economics. They'll make more money selling it as a luxury good than selling it en masse due to the phenomenon of conspicuous consumption.

> Also there is always a chance the economic system itself will be different by that time.
Well then we may as well throw our hands up in the air and declare everything to cost nothing, because capitalism is here to stay.

>> No.12860444 [DELETED] 

>>12860443
>>12860439
how the hell did we get here from talking about alcohol and getting drunk on new years

>> No.12860445 [DELETED] 

>>12860443
>Assuming Finland kept up the quality of it's armies and hasn't let their draft and training go to shit
D'oh.

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>>12860444
The Mooquisitor also finds this development to be unwelcome.

>> No.12860452

>>12859632
kikimora

>> No.12860455

>>12859033
KHORNE SHALL HAVE HIS BLOOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX6runzjoNk

>> No.12860457 [DELETED] 

>>12860445
Expect Vlad sooner then. Probably sub-ten years from now. Russians have long memories, and the Winter War still stings them a bit.

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I want to mate with this.

>> No.12860462

>>12860460
Mah nigga.

>> No.12860464 [DELETED] 

>>12860457
Right. I'll be moving then. I don't wanna die fighting some Russian elite forces.

>> No.12860466 [DELETED] 

>>12860464
>elite
I mean special.

>> No.12860472

>>12860460
>>12860462

You'll be sorry when she nibbles on your ears while riding you fast with expert control of her internal muscles to squeeze you until all of your cum spills out.

>> No.12860475

>>12860460
Would a Mantis let her hubby groom her scythes?

>> No.12860476 [DELETED] 

>>12860439
Another thing to think about are the objectives of the company. Currently, Oculus VR is trying to make VR a success in modern times. They're not doing it simply for a profit. Microsoft and others are. We don't know what the specific dynamics will be in the future.

As for history being predictable, it is in many ways, but you couldn't say so when you were someone living in 1900 and someone asked you if a devastating nuclear weapon would be created and used to destroy entire cities. The cycles we experience in history on the other hand reinforce the idea that people do progress. Again, we would be here if we didn't go through everything we did.

>>12860443
>They'll make more money selling it as a luxury good than selling it en masse due to the phenomenon of conspicuous consumption.
You can't say that for sure due to my reasons stated above. Simple microeconomics is sufficient if you're talking about a far off situation.

>capitalism is here to stay
We'll see about that, at least for the current paradigm. Capitalism as we see it today hasn't been the dominant form of economic systems in human history. Though it's not really the economic system as much as it is the management of it that's the issue. The discussion about whether or not certain economic/political/social factors will bar us from obtaining good enough BCIs in the future shouldn't even apply, really, not yet.
Had glitches with the captcha for some reason.

>> No.12860479

>>12860472
That sounds lovely.

>>12860475
How does one do this?

>> No.12860481

>>12860479
Same way she does. With. Your. Tongue.

>> No.12860482

is there any good hentai with monster girls? Every time I look for it, all I get is monsters fucking grils.

>> No.12860486

>>12860482
There are a few with fox/cat/dog girls, succubi, and one with a cow girl. I don't remember much outside of that. Maybe oni?

>> No.12860487

>>12860481
But they look sharp Anon.

>> No.12860489

>>12860486
Lotsa elves, vanilla and chocolate varieties.

>> No.12860491

>>12860487
If you don't care about her hygiene enough to put in the extra effort of being careful with them, you're no good.

>> No.12860496 [DELETED] 

>>12860476
>microeconomics
Worthless in this case. You'd want macroeconomics for the mass sale of absolutely anything; this isn't a sale between individual firms, this is a market.
> Oculus VR is trying to make VR a success in modern times. They're not doing it simply for a profit.
Well, actually now they are since they got bought out by a real company, Facebook.

>Capitalism as we see it today hasn't been the dominant form of economic systems in human history.
I'd say the last 400 years kind of count for a bit more than you'd expect.

>but you couldn't say so when you were someone living in 1900 and someone asked you if a devastating nuclear weapon would be created and used to destroy entire cities
Well, actually that was frequently predicted. Not necessarily "nuclear" but it was assumed that eventually a weapon would be created that was so terrible that it couldn't be used for fear of retaliation in kind: MAD.


>Though it's not really the economic system as much as it is the management of it that's the issue
Welcome to human greed. Enjoy your stay.

>The discussion about whether or not certain economic/political/social factors will bar us from obtaining good enough BCIs in the future shouldn't even apply, really, not yet.
Then neither should technologies which are on the drawing board's drawing board like the MMI.

>> No.12860497

>>12860489
Oh right, those. I forgot they were monstergirls too. But in terms of hentai they're not really unusual.

>> No.12860498

>>12860481
I'd like very much to carefully lick a Mantis' scythes clean.

>> No.12860503

>>12860491
It will just take some getting used too. I imagine nicks and cuts are bound to happen at the start.

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>>12860498
>"Husband, I feel at unease at your suggestion"

>> No.12860509

>>12860504
Why would she? I'm sure it would feel quite pleasant for her, and I'm quite careful. I've always had a habit of licking my knives clean no matter how many times people told me not to, and I've never cut myself.

I'm sure it'll be fine. I wonder if there's a sort of edible or flavored polish of some kind I could use to help get them extra clean for her?

>> No.12860512

>>12860509
>Why would she?
You're asking to lick her in weird places. What's a girl to do when their husband turns out to be a depraved individual?

>> No.12860513

>>12860512
There's nothing weird about her scythes.

>> No.12860515

>>12860512
I imagine a loving partner would be understanding of some of the weirder kinks their lover has.

>> No.12860516

>>12860512
Don't forget, she can't even use her scythes as weapons anymore because if they ever connect with someone, it'll be like husband was giving an indirect kiss to some strumpet.

>> No.12860519

>>12860512
>What's a girl to do when their husband turns out to be a depraved individual?
Discover just how depraved she is herself?

>> No.12860520

>>12860504
>>12860512
>>12860513
>>12860515

>She's on her side as you give her a good slow fuck
>You want to spice things up a bit
>You take her hand in yours, interlocking the fingers
>She's enjoying the fuck out of that, hearts in her pupils
>Getting even better idea, you pull her up and use free hand to help support her torso
>Raise her arm as high as you can
>Lean in to start licking up her blade, making her gasp in surprise
>Begs you to be careful, is keeping as still as she can to avoid cutting you
>Ahegoes as she cums as you bite down on the blade
>Daughterus confirmed two weeks later

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>>12860519
You mean like roleplaying?

>> No.12860525 [DELETED] 

>>12860496
>Worthless in this case. You'd want macroeconomics for the mass sale of absolutely anything; this isn't a sale between individual firms, this is a market.
Why would you want macroeconomics if all we're talking about is the feasibility of a specific product? No doubt BCIs will be limited and won't reach everyone, but it will reach more than just a few people.

>Well, actually now they are since they got bought out by a real company, Facebook.
You say that like being bought out is a bad thing, if you've followed their case more closely, you would see that the influx of resources has boosted Oculus VR's ability to hire more talent and get more valuable manufacturing connections. As far as facebook's influence is concerned, nothing has happened yet, and their intentions as far as anyone outside of their company is aware of, is to not interfere at all with what Oculus VR is doing until many years later when it is viable as a social platform.

>I'd say the last 400 years kind of count for a bit more than you'd expect.
It does, but in the end it's only 400 years, out of the 200,000 of years humans have existed. Our society has changed and grown of course, and it has done so greatly within the last few centuries. That's all the more reason why we can modify and change our current systems.

>Well, actually that was frequently predicted. Not necessarily "nuclear" but it was assumed that eventually a weapon would be created that was so terrible that it couldn't be used for fear of retaliation in kind: MAD.
I'm not a historian of that time period, so I can't say for sure, but if you had just gone out on the street and asked a random stranger, would they really have made that prediction? It might indeed be true. Though my point is that predictions are hard to make without insider perspective, which in my opinion is becoming less the case as far as smaller political entities are concerned. Let's not get into that.

>> No.12860530

>>12860520
>>12860522
Yes and more yes.
Mantis in negligee is one of the reasons why MGEWG2 is best book.

>> No.12860534

>>12860520
I know why I have this boner.

>> No.12860535 [DELETED] 

>>12860496
>Then neither should technologies which are on the drawing board's drawing board like the MMI.
It's not really on the drawing board. That was one of my points all along. Also the way you talk about it being MMI is even less applicable because machine-man-interface implies something more general than brain-computer-interface. Talking about strict definitions, MMIs have been around for a long time, just not the kind I'm talking about, so BCI or BMI is more intuitive. Those are also the terms I see more when people talk about them.

>> No.12860537 [DELETED] 

>>12860525
> As far as facebook's influence is concerned, nothing has happened yet, and their intentions as far as anyone outside of their company is aware of, is to not interfere at all with what Oculus VR is doing until many years later when it is viable as a social platform.
Other than their changes made to the design team and staff, as well as corporate policy, design policy, and monetization policy. Oculus Rift is on it's way out, you'll need another producer for working VR. As a whole it likely will not take off in the next ten-fifteen years and it'll be longer before a successful MMI works so that VR isn't just a cute parlor trick.

>Why would you want macroeconomics if all we're talking about is the feasibility of a specific product? No doubt BCIs will be limited and won't reach everyone, but it will reach more than just a few people.
Because we're talking about a range of products and an emerging market?

>of the 200,000 of years humans have existed. Our society has changed and grown of course, and it has done so greatly within the last few centuries. That's all the more reason why we can modify and change our current systems.
Saying 200,000 years of human development matter when human society as more than tribe-groups haven't existed for more than 9000 is a bit disingenuous. Besides, almost all modern culture and economic principles are based on economic ideals from the 1600s onwards and hasn't changed remarkably since the invention of the corporation except perhaps for mass, quick communication.

>but if you had just gone out on the street and asked a random stranger, would they really have made that prediction?
In 1900? Unless you're asking in like, mogadishu or something, yes probably. Though they would have probably estimated it further in the future than it actually was because nobody would have predicted two world wars. One, probably. France kind of went overboard on screwing over Germany.

>>12860535
MMI is Mind-Machine Interface.

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>>12860530
>"Husband, my body is ready"

>> No.12860541 [DELETED] 

>>12860535
Yes, yes, I know.
>Then where are my VR implants?
That's far off. The discoveries in science and advancement as a linear path is there.

>> No.12860544 [DELETED] 

>>12860537
>the invention of the corporation
Just butting in to point that "corporations" have existed since the 6th century.

>> No.12860547

>>12860486
Are they videos though? pls direct in the right direction

>> No.12860549

>>12860539
That art is fucking terrible holy shit

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>>12860541
VR is going to be a little entertaining thing you can play around with for about ten years before someone does something useful with it that doesn't involve having a bulky rig on your head that a regular control rig wouldn't do better.
Also, "Linear" doesn't really describe scientific advancement very well. Spike-y would work better.

>>12860544
Fair enough. But I'm talking about modern corporations, which are designed to diffuse responsibility for failure and success and are incorporated by governmental bodies.
Why are we talking about this again? This is the monstergirl thread, and this started because you were too euphoric to drink. Someone enlighten me on the virtues of fluffy tails.

>> No.12860551

>>12860549
Well excuse me for not having more Mantis.

>> No.12860552 [DELETED] 

>>12860550
>because you were too euphoric to drink
Notice how I said "Just butting in". I haven't been arguing with you.

>> No.12860557 [DELETED] 

>>12860552
No worries, I wasn't talking to you. I had hoped it would create more space there but I'm too drunk to get the formatting properly set.

>> No.12860574 [DELETED] 

>>12860537
>Mind-Machine Interface
Can you give some examples when people use that in conversation? When I google it, links with BCI and BMI come up, mainly.

>Other than their changes made to the design team and staff, as well as corporate policy, design policy, and monetization policy. Oculus Rift is on it's way out, you'll need another producer for working VR. As a whole it likely will not take off in the next ten-fifteen years and it'll be longer before a successful MMI works so that VR isn't just a cute parlor trick.
All I can deduce from this perspective is that you still haven't been able to see what facebook has done in spite of their usual company policies. There are some negatives to the acquisation, but in large, the benefits outweigh them. I'll discuss mass acceptance of VR later.

>Because we're talking about a range of products and an emerging market?
Exactly, macroeconomics by definition doesn't deal with that. Microeconomics by definition does. Though in effect they have much overlap.

>Saying 200,000 years of human development matter when human society as more than tribe-groups haven't existed for more than 9000 is a bit disingenuous. Besides, almost all modern culture and economic principles are based on economic ideals from the 1600s onwards and hasn't changed remarkably since the invention of the corporation except perhaps for mass, quick communication.
Yes, I was also assuming and did not think at any point in time that just because we have lived that long, that development had always been the same. Society changes, as it had, so capitalism suited our needs. Mainly, the need to manage a very large population of people resulted in that. But society continues to change. Our economy will change with that.

This post system doesn't go that well with drawn out discussions.

>> No.12860578 [DELETED] 

>>12860550
VR is going to be a little entertaining thing you can play around with for about ten years before someone does something useful with it that doesn't involve having a bulky rig on your head that a regular control rig wouldn't do better.
Also, "Linear" doesn't really describe scientific advancement very well. Spike-y would work better.
Those statements make me think that maybe you haven't seen the full range of what VR is already doing, or haven't experienced "good" VR. And I was talking about linear as in we know the things we have to study and discover in science before we can make BCIs that would work for VR real.

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Sure is odd in here tonight.

>> No.12860585

>>12860582
Vanilla Dragon, Holst and Alp, where are you? Will you ever get made?

>> No.12860586

>>12860585
Pay Luth?

>> No.12860587 [DELETED] 

>>12860550
We are attracted to fluffy tails because we have a disposition to seek warmth, comfort, and other qualities such as elegance, which are embodied in fluffy tails.

>> No.12860591

>>12860586
Not worth it.

>> No.12860595

>>12860591
Eh, I've spent $30 on less.

No not THAT ".less".
He was $40.

>> No.12860598

>>12860595
Doesn't matter, it isn't worth it.

>> No.12860601

>>12860598
Honestly, worth is subjective.

I think it's worth it, you do not, and that is that.

>> No.12860602 [DELETED] 

>>12860578
And I'd show you exactly what VR is doing for people right now. Heck if you can come down to LA I'd show you the technology in person. I'm serious. I encourage you to come to where I live. A lot of people are skeptical at how good VR could be in the coming years, and that skepticism isn't unsound, but in reality it's a lot better than what most people expect without having seen it in person.

>> No.12860604

>>12860601
I'm the one who was told to pay, why are you arguing in the first place?

>> No.12860612

>>12858983

>Luke was the lich

Damn that made me mad/sad. The guy had his life ruined by the monsters and only wanted to ensure it never happened to anyone else. I was actually rooting for him to get back with his girlfriend and escape to human territory since he appeared.

>> No.12860615

>>12860612
I'd totally become a Lich if I could.

>> No.12860627 [DELETED] 

ded

>> No.12860640 [DELETED] 

ded

>> No.12860643
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>>12860640
Shh. Trying to fall asleep with my waifu.

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>>12860640
Eh? You don't like dead?
>>12860643
And didn't I tell you to get back to work already?

>> No.12860645

>>12860643
Nyanon pls.

>> No.12860646

>>12860644
>>12860645
Not him. Just a random mouse fan.

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>>12860646
This taste... it's the taste of a liar!

>> No.12860648

>>12860615
You and me both. Being a Lich would be awesome.

Though I'm probably alone in that I'd want to be an MGE Lich-Girl.

>> No.12860650

>>12860644
>dead
But zombies aren't dead, right? I mean, they were killed at one point, but that doesn't mean they're dead now, because they were revived. They're UNdead.

>> No.12860651

>>12860647
That anatomy really bothers me, especially when the artist's trying to make it look realistic.

>> No.12860652

>>12860650
Undeader is just another kind of deader, chief.
>>12860648
Even that would be preferable to the life of a mortal man.

>> No.12860654

>>12860652
>deader
B-But that doesn't make sense.

>> No.12860658

>>12860654
Welcome to this crazy time~

>> No.12860661

>>12860658
Who do you think you are?

>> No.12860663

What is a zombie?

>> No.12860665

>>12860661
A guy who has nothing to lose.

>> No.12860669

A wolf girl finishes her meal of daily dickings. Her husband is a bit fatigued from the session as usual but it does seem he's proud to be able to at least keep up so far. Although she's finished, she still wants to do it. What does she say to him?

>> No.12860670
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12860670

You mirin', boya?

>> No.12860675

>>12860670
One on the left has the perfect definition, but the one on the right has the perfect size and frame.

>> No.12860679

>>12860670
Y-yes

>> No.12860681

>>12860675
You could've just said >>12860679

Because you clearly are.
As am I.

>> No.12860682

>>12860675
>>12860679
Congratulations! You just got yourself personal trainers.

>> No.12860683

>>12860645
>>12860647
Actually, it really wasn't me this time.

>>12860669

I still WAN some dessert husband.

>> No.12860685

>>12860669
Wancore! Wan more time! I WANt more of your love! Please dig more bones in my backyard! I need your ROOF love!

>> No.12860686

>>12860670
Yeauh I'm merlin brah', just got some creatine and DNP, gotta cut and bulk at the same time you know?
Have you seen Scooby-san's new vid? Why is he an Alp now
n-no homo

>> No.12860687

>>12860683
>>12860685
WANmind

>> No.12860689

>>12860670
Yes of course I am! Your forms are absolutely beautiful! Please marry me!

>> No.12860695

>>12860689
>Anon gets a gym membership in January, like always
>this time it looks like he'll keep coming

>> No.12860702

>>12860695
>>12860689
>polygamy
Now wait a second here. That's acceptable around these parts? Or are we an exception?

>> No.12860703

>>12860702
>polygamy
No. Nobody's getting married. No romance. Just bromance. With girls. And lifting.

>> No.12860704

>>12860695
>Coming
Double Entendre, HOOOOOO!

>> No.12860706

>>12860695
Yes! I've always been looking at them, and joined the gym just so I could be closer. Now I've finally done it and am living the dream!

>> No.12860712

>>12860703
W-What about impregnation? He's going to do it, right? And then he has to take responsibility?

>> No.12860714

>>12860712
No. He only gets to put it in the back, and even that is done as an exercise. This is about physical fitness anon.

>> No.12860719

>>12860714
Somehow that's really depressing and feels cruel. Someone get me out of this hell.

>> No.12860720

>>12860719
They see a scrawny wimp and decide to help him get in shape, for free. How is that depressing and cruel?

>> No.12860721

>>12860719
While going to the gym with your two "Trainers", you meet a nice, single Ogress who decides she wants to take you out to dinner. And then wrestle. Possibly not in that order. And also in bed.

Happy?

>> No.12860722

I am confused. I just read EMG, but I have also read the chapter where Lala is finally relevant and spider is best girl. Was 29 not the latest chapter?

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>>12860721
>your trainers are at some competition
>you're on your own
>"For Pete's sake, you're doing it all wrong!"
>>12860722
30 was latest. 29 was Cerea's mom.

>> No.12860726

>>12860720
wat
When did that happen?

>>12860721
>NTR
That's probably not what you're implying but my mind can't help go there.

I'll just create my own fantasies in bed, thanks for the effort anons. Happy New Year.

>> No.12860729

>>12860726
>When did that happen?
Around here I think?>>12860682

>> No.12860730

>>12860725
Oohkay. Cool. Well, 29 was a giant 'fuck you' to horse pussy. It's cool that Centorea's mum isn't a cucking whore, but still.

>> No.12860732

>>12860729
I guess that's why. I'm neither one of those guys.

>> No.12860733

>>12860730
So what were you confused about?
>>12860732
Stop saying unnecessary things!

>> No.12860735

>>12860730
I'm OK they did that honestly. Unpleasantness in any form and controversy don't sit well with me at all. I feel physically sick sometimes.

>> No.12860737

So what's with all those exclamation marks? Seems a bit dramatic for something on the internet.

>> No.12860740

>>12860737
Melodrama thrives on the internet!

>> No.12860742

>>12860733
The order of things. I was confused because it seems that the whole 'I actually die as a result of your bullshit' chapter was after the mum arc. And then I read this, and I thought it was the latest, but it turns out I just missed ch. 29.

>>12860735
You're glad that centaurs are a race of NTRing whores, or you're glad that Centorea's mother wasn't one of them?

>> No.12860744

>>12860742
Well, look forwards to Darling's training arc.

>> No.12860745

>>12860737
It's not dramatic, at all, no matter what you think. Does the use of exclamation marks in literature make you go "hmm that's overly dramatic?" They might sometimes, but in good writing it fits to get the meaning across. Most of the exclamation marks used here are called for.

>> No.12860748

>>12860742
I'm glad I was warned about what would unfold in chapter 29. I guess my reply was a bit misleading.

>> No.12860751

>>12860748
But wasn't the important part of 29 the fact that Polt is stinking rich?

>> No.12860755

>>12860751
No, the most important part of ch. 29 is spider being best by demonstrating her aversion to NTR.

>> No.12860756

>>12860744
You know he's going to lose his hair and become the strongest man alive, right?

>> No.12860757

>>12860682
Can I pay with cuddles?

>> No.12860759

>>12860756
Hell yes. I want him to have a training arc that lasts for an entire volume.

>> No.12860762

>>12860757
How many cuddles do you have to pay with?

No matter what it'll always be 'just enough'

>> No.12860765

>>12860755
Dubs speak the truth. Rachnee best and cutest girl.

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>>12860765
Into the attic.

>> No.12860771

>>12860759
>yfw he learns how to handle rachnee's thread himself during the training

>> No.12860773

>>12860770
Cute.

>> No.12860776

>>12860771
Yes please.

>> No.12860781

>>12860776
>Darling becomes such an ungodly badass, he gets classified as a superhuman and is given permission to help MON
>harem hi-jinks become a sub-plot for OPM-esque fighting shounen satire
Please Crab, please!

>> No.12860790

>>12860781
>Darling hits it off with a magic based race of monstergirl
>Maybe octowitch
>Through overuse of magic, his hair turns white
>Darling is actually the older brother of the ninja dude from Crabman's other comic, 12 Beast

>> No.12860795

>>12860790
Nah, Darling should already have ninja training if that was the case.

>> No.12860798

>>12860795
Darling acquires a Kunoichi haremette

>> No.12860802

>>12860798
>the Kunoichi and Lala are constantly bickering in the background
Hmm, but wouldn't a ninja girl be... human?

>> No.12860804

>>12860802
Ninja frog girl?

>> No.12860806

>>12860802
Type of succubus.

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>>12860804
Ribbit?
>>12860806
Meh.

>> No.12860809

>>12860301
I hope this is continued. Wonder if anyone has the more complete version.

>> No.12860816

>>12860807
>Meh
Hey, that's just their thing. Just like how Amazons are just Beefy succubi. Kunoichi are just sneaky succubi.

>> No.12860817

>>12860816
In MGE. EMG is different.

>> No.12860823

>>12860817
>Implying succubi aren't the best ninjas anyway
Look at that one little shit from EMG. She was pulling all the strings until she got caught in the spider's nest. And she isn't even a ninja.

>> No.12860827

A binge on gelbooru just now has convinced me of a fantastic idea.

The tale, of an Alp Maid.

>Begin as Butler
>Become Alp
>Still wears suit for a while
>Slowly transitions to wearing frilly maid clothes instead.

>> No.12860829

>>12860823
All the more reason not to introduce a similar character.
What Darling needs is some mofu-mofu.

>> No.12860830

>>12860827
You have my attention.

>> No.12860832

>>12859563
My tears.

>> No.12860834

>>12860829
>Darling has no fluffy in his harem
Poor guy.

>> No.12860836

>>12860830
Sorry, but that's all I've got at the moment. I'll add it to my list of shit to do though.

Bringing my total to two stories being written, one that I started and discarded, and now six ideas to begin.

>> No.12860838

>>12860834
Polt would probably let him massage her if he asked.

>> No.12860882

>>12858546
Just imagine how huge Polt would get during pregnancy.
Carrying around 4-6 puppies in her litter.
Imagine the dire need of belly rubs

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I'm reading The Long Ships now and goddamn the viking life style is fun to read about.
Vikings and their Valkyrie waifus adventuring and raiding when?

>> No.12860888

>>12860882
Imagine the litter all suckling at once, with Polt helplessly on her back, you kneeling at her head to kiss her when she couldn't resist.

>> No.12860908

>>12860886
>The left arouses me more than the right
Why is purity so lewd?

>> No.12860915

>>12860908
Because the forbidden fruit is sweetest.

>> No.12860969

>>12858630
Why is there absolutely zero porn where the sheep girl DOESN'T have all her wool sheared off before the sex?

>> No.12860971

>>12858630
2fluffy4me. Fur and monster parts are like stockings. If they right higher than a handspan above the knee, it's no good.

>> No.12860974

>>12860971
If they rise**

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>>12860971
Well, to each their own.

>> No.12860981

>>12860980
One of my friends once bought me an inflatable sheep onahole for my birthday. I wish it had been like this.

>> No.12860983

>>12860981
Is that a thing friends usually do?

>> No.12860986

>>12860983
Why wouldn't it be? Do your friends not have a sense of humor? Or are you the stick-in-the-mud?

>> No.12860987

>>12858953
bunny... (sleep a lot, horny, bursts of energy)

wouldnt leave the house for a week. if the situation is the same we are both starved for attention and i might not like my face all that much, with some feminine charm it might be alright.

also i have woman thighs and ass, so if she-me has a small waist to go with it i am golden.

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>>12858551
Polt a cute. Even if she is a bit dangerously cheesy.

>> No.12860994

>>12860986
None of my friends have ever bought me anything outside of a box of chocolate, because I never tell anyone about my birthday. None of them would buy me an onahole. Few would know what an onahole was, but before all that,
>Friends
No. Are you some kind of normie?

>> No.12860997

>>12860992
So does this count as furry or not?

>> No.12861000

>>12860997
>Snout
>No skin
I'd say so. It's on the borderline, a toe in furry territory.

>> No.12861003

>>12861000
She doesn't have an actual snout though. Just the nose. If she had a snout she would be 100% furry.

>> No.12861007

>>12860994
>some kind of normie
N-no. I just happen to know weirdos and perverts in real life, that's all!

>> No.12861014

>>12860992
2furry4me
She even has dog's button nose

>> No.12861015

>>12860332
You cannot bear anymore of her sticky fluids stimulating you and you feel it coming. You release your essence.into her mouth as she continously sucks you on.

anyone on omegle? Lets meet using the /mgg/ ytag to meet

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I actually prefer the "mythologically accurate" kind of Scylla over the more common kind. I suppose I'm the only one though.

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>>12861014
But she's filthy rich!

>> No.12861020

>>12861007
Ah, haha. Sorry, I got all worked up for no reason. You lemme know if you see any normies

>> No.12861023

>>12861019
>Wanting a golddigging bitch

>> No.12861025

>>12861023
>golddigging bitch
Anon, she didn't marry someone rich to get his money, and I doubt she would.
Besides, it's Spider I want.

>> No.12861028

>>12861025
>Not getting the joke

>> No.12861029

>>12861028
Cobalt is not gold.

>> No.12861032

>>12861029
Eh, they do all gems and precious metals. Cobalt is just what made them famous.

>> No.12861034

>>12861019

Man, that chapter was pretty laughably silly.

>> No.12861036

>>12861032
Rather, they made cobalt famous.

>> No.12861038

>>12861034
Isn't that what the series is supposed to be like?
>Cerea's family is renowned as the best of the best
Heh.

>> No.12861047

>>12861038
Well you really can't tell powerlevels with something as Shit Tier as jousting.
Now if it was Sword Fighting OH BABY there would be Shishi SonSons, Program Advances, Memories Broken, MOTIVATED, Feel the Sting of my Valiantium Blade, Chan Chan Bara, GET YOUR GUNS ON shit happening.

>> No.12861049

>>12861047
The only thing I got out of that was the technique Zoro used to beat Mr. 1.

>> No.12861054

How can people stand horse pussy?

>> No.12861057

>>12861054
Cause, it's the only pussy deep enough to stand in.

>> No.12861059

>>12861054
Because it's having something Oni tier strong without all those nasty muscles to ruin the cuddling.

>> No.12861060

>>12861054
It has great muscle control and can be as tight or loose as needed.

>> No.12861063

Reminder that if you don't have a strong enough will a Succubus will NTR you from your waifu.
Even if your Waifu is already a Succubus.

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>>12861063
What if she's really, really strong?

>> No.12861070

>>12858758
not until after they financially ruin a large amount of lives.

>> No.12861079

You should be able to Princess Carry your Monster Girl waifu Anon.
If you can't, you don't love her

>> No.12861086

>>12861079
>waifu a Dragon
This is where all my hard work carrying her treasure around comes in handy!

>> No.12861097

>>12861079
I can carry 4 out of five. The last one is just too long.

>> No.12861103

>>12861063
Nah, I'm pretty sure my disgust to succuslut will overpower any charm magic. Unless it's godlike Lilim or something. But they won't give a fuck about me

>> No.12861122

>>12861079
>Carrying an Oomukade
I guess it'd work if she coiled her tail around my back, I better get lifting though.

>> No.12861124

>>12861063

What if I enjoy NTR?

>> No.12861125

>>12861124
>Enjoy being turned into a toy by someone else as your waifu is crying herself to sleep, or worse killed her.
Than you're a horrible person who deserves nothing.

>> No.12861127

>>12861122
You should lift anyway.
>No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable

>> No.12861142

>>12861125

They're succubi, they would probably enjoy it anyway.

>> No.12861167

>>12861063
But why do they want to break us up? Do waifu tears turn them on? Does she think she loves me more then my waifu?

>> No.12861175

Is there loli in MonsterGirlQuest? I don't want to get v&

>> No.12861176

>>12861167
Little of Column A
Little of Column B
Little of Column D

>> No.12861178

>>12861175
There's lots of lolis in it.

>> No.12861182

>>12861178
Lewd lolis or normal cute lolis?

I like the latter

>> No.12861184

Is it hypocritical that I like shotacon when I detest lolicon amd I love ntr where the female seduces the male and ntrs him from his female lover?

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>>12861182
Depends. If you lose, they get lewd and rape you. If you win, they're just cute. Now kneel and lick her foot!

>> No.12861187

>>12861184
>liking little boys
>hating little girls

Essentially, yes. But that's okay, you're going to Alp soon anyways

>> No.12861188

>>12861185
Ehh, I'll pass then

>> No.12861189

>>12861187
>Alp wants to /ss/
Cute.
>>12861188
You really shouldn't though. Just don't lose the fights if it bothers you.

>> No.12861190
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Why are dog girls so few? The standard catgirl is whimsical and flaky with some cute sprinkled on top. So why not dependable, obedient and loyal dog girls with some cute on top?

>> No.12861194

>>12861190
Because dogs are smelly.

>> No.12861195

>>12861187
Nigga he means /ss/.

>> No.12861197

>>12859754
no anon, this is the 7th hell

>> No.12861201

>>12861197
No, this is the sixth hell, Lewd Heresy for us Lewd Heretics. Seventh Hell is violence, for all those Amazon lovers.

>> No.12861204

>>12861194
And cats aren't?

>> No.12861206

>>12861201
i implied 7th because that is often the cold icy wastes

reserved for cheaters.

>> No.12861208

>>12861204
No. Cats are pleasantly scented.

>> No.12861211

>>12861190

Because werewolves have been turned into dogs through threadcanon anyway.

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>>12861208
Fuck you cat. Dogs are better anyway.

>> No.12861215

>>12861206
Ah, I went by the dante rings.

>> No.12861217

>>12861211
Not our fault we evolved into Alphas that tame any wild beast while you remained a beta who isn't enjoying jinko chuffs and wolf cuddles

>> No.12861220

>>12861211
I want an actual dog girl though. I avoid wolfus because of all the fluffyposting.

>> No.12861221

>>12861220
You want a dog that isn't fluffy?

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>>12861217

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>>12861213
Nyaan~

>> No.12861229

>>12861221
He probably wants one of those shitty loud loli-chihuahuas.

>> No.12861230

>>12861201
>remember the heretics and unbelievers are trapped in tombs of flame
>hell of heresy if you locked in a tomb eternally fucking your Ignis/Lava Golem/Hinemizu/Salamander waifu

>> No.12861231

>>12861217

Werewolves are generally meant to be vicious predators, not running after sticks and hiding from the vacuum cleaner.

>> No.12861234

>>12861231
I'm sure mother nature intended the same for wolves, and yet they became dogs when they met us.

>> No.12861238

>>12861184
>liking shota
>hating loli
Shit taste levels: maximum

>> No.12861242

>>12861231
Know what else is Vicious Predators?
Man.

>> No.12861244

>>12861221
I mean I ignored wolfus because of all the fluffy, everyday, along with kitsunes and the like, it became really annoying. Haven't really seen these wolves turned dogs that you speak, just cute stuff, like the husband comforting his wife during a thunderstorm. And the wolfus still fuck their husbands across the floor , so I don't really get all the hate.

>>12861229
I'd love a dachshund.

>> No.12861249

>>12859581
I think thats the kind of behavior best fitting for Wurms, not stupid/retarded. But just simple.

>> No.12861251

>>12861249
>But just simple
That's how they are supposed to be.

>> No.12861253

>>12861244
>dachshund
Gross, why?
>Flat
>Skinny
>Short legs
>Short arms
>Loong belly

>> No.12861254

Which monster girl would give the best pawjobs?

>> No.12861257

>>12861242
>>12861234

Looks like the HFY guys are about today.

>> No.12861260

>>12861257
Looks like the betas are getting mad people don't conform to their shitty way of thinking.

>> No.12861264

>>12861257
How am I a HFY guy for pointing out that wolves were domesticated into dogs?

>> No.12861267

>>12861260
You sound mad that people aren't conforming to your shitty way of thinking.

>> No.12861269

>>12861267
>Doing sick awesome shit is a shitty way of thinking.
>But getting diseases from the 20 stiletto heel wounds in my back and suffering from fevers and dizziness from Blood Loss is A-OK!
Oh you betas always amuse me.

>> No.12861270

So? Is this accurate? >http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-we-are-so-intrigued-by-zombies/

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>>12861254

>> No.12861272

>>12861260
>>12861269
>In 4chan
>In /mgt/
>Calling other people beta

>> No.12861273

If you rubbed your dick on a weresheep's wool, would it go limp? With it having a sedating effect and all...

>> No.12861274

>>12861273
No, it would go into wet-dream mode.

>> No.12861275

>>12861253
Nothing wrong with shortstacks anon.

>> No.12861276

>>12861272
There is a fine line between being lonely.
And being so desperate for a woman that if she tells you that your new favorite food is actual feces from a fat new york man you say yes.
Desperation disgusts me, especially willing desperation.

>> No.12861277

>>12861269
>I'm so cool I like guns and explosions and boobs and shit
>You do a whole lotta stupid shit that I can't understand and because I don't do it, then it must suck, haha faggot
[Insert condescension]

>> No.12861279

>>12861272
>thinking a website defines you
>thinking everyone here is a beta and not simply perverts

Step it up.

>> No.12861281

>>12861277
My ideology doesn't lead to me dying painfully through some sick Dom bitch's head.

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>>12861279
If you were a true pervert, you would be more understanding of others! You're nothing but a hipster normie, posing as a pervert!

>> No.12861285

>>12861269
>>12861281
Please tell me you're baiting and that's not what you think femdom means.

>> No.12861286

>>12861281
>my ideology
Implying
>Your ideology

I'm not arguing with you, for or against. I'm just pointing out that you sound like an insecure jock faggot. Your childish us/them mentality is proving that.

>> No.12861291

>>12861282
I'm not the guy you originally replied to.

>If you were a true pervert, you would be more understanding of others!

Really now, those guys were having a good time and you >>12861257 couldn't' let them have their fun. Hypocrite.

>> No.12861292

>>12861282
being submissive has nothing to understand.
You go against nature.
You take pain as some form of pleasure, when the entire point, the entire function of pain is that your brain is telling you what just occurred to your body is a bad thing and should avoid it.

>> No.12861294

>>12861292
>You go against nature.
Where do you think you are? Do you think it's natural to want to fuck females of another species despite knowing that you can't give birth to both a male and a female of your own species?

>> No.12861295

>>12861292
>being submissive means you're a masochist
Anon, I know it's hard, but you need to understand that these two things are not the same. I don't like pain at all. I still love the bitching bitch collar I got for Christmas though.

>> No.12861297

>>12861292
>All femdom is bdsm

Don't be a idiot.

>> No.12861301

>>12861292
>You take pain as some form of pleasure
That's not what submissiveness is about. it's about being taken care of, isn't finding further levels of comfort what all humans strive for?

>> No.12861306

>>12861292
>You take pain as some form of pleasure
>He thinks femdom means bdsm

>> No.12861309

>>12861301
>Being taken care of
Then it becomes you wear something cause she said it.
Then it becomes you eat something you don't like because she said so
The it becomes find this job so you look good for her to her friends
then it becomes Changing your entire way of thinking because she doesn't like it
Then it becomes having your opinion never mattering, your words never taken seriously, you are nothing more than a pet, a trophy that is not allowed it's own thoughts.

>> No.12861312

>>12861189
>lolis raping MC
>somehow bothering
How? Are you a faggot?

>> No.12861315

>>12861285
>>12861295
>>12861297
>>12861301
>>12861306
Can you blame him? How often do you guys, or guys from your camp express the desire to be used up, abused and even killed in service to a mistress?

>> No.12861317

>>12861309
I think you're reaching a bit there anon, i meant in the general sense of being taken care of, not as in my mom.

>> No.12861321

>>12861309
>Projecting

>> No.12861322

>>12861315
I haven't really taken part in mg threads for awhile, and i used to see one maybe once a thread, have they gotten more common?

>> No.12861323

>>12861317
The moment you give away your free will to something it's gone forever.

>> No.12861325

>>12861312
You're barking up the wrong tree
>>12861315
But those people are masochists, I'm not. They're not from my camp.

>> No.12861328

>>12861323
>being this insane
Okay, this conversation needs to stop Freedom-kun, your shenanigans is not good for us.

>> No.12861329

>>12861322
It's all the time now
It's even gotten worse in quality because they shitpost anyone who wants to do Devil May Cry or TTGL shit with or for their waifu.

>> No.12861332

>>12861322
>have they gotten more common?
No. But of course he/they will say yes.

>> No.12861335

>>12861315
You misunderstand.I want to be used like a slut because I am a slut. I don't want to be killed or abused.

>> No.12861338

>>12860040
Never give up, there will be a way to turn her back. Even if that requires you to travel to the monster lord herself for aid.

Love knows no bounds.

>> No.12861339

>>12861244
>Haven't really seen these wolves turned dogs that you speak, just cute stuff, like the husband comforting his wife during a thunderstorm. And the wolfus still fuck their husbands across the floor , so I don't really get all the hate.


I think I may have been the one that wrote those little greentexts. If so, I think it's neat folks remember.

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Remember when turning girls into monster girls was a thing? Well, a not-fag artist did Date a Live Yoshino as a glacies.

>> No.12861357

>>12861355
Noice.

It's a bit shame he didn't do the others full colour, but beggars can't be choosers.

>> No.12861358

I want to go to bed with a Dormouse and sleep the day away. Maybe wake up and have sex once or twice before passing back out.

>> No.12861364
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>>12859510

>> No.12861365

>>12861358
>Implying you wouldn't wake up with her riding you for the 8th time that night, belly already distended with creamy filling from all the impregnation attempts.

>> No.12861367
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>>12861355
I thought that was the 3D model for a moment.

>> No.12861370

>>12861365
Can't we just have a chill day with cuddlesex?

>> No.12861375

>>12861367
>dat ass
Jesus, do they all have nice asses like that? As an ass-man, I think glacies just moved up to one of my favourites. Something of them in summer would be cute.
Also, any love for them here?

>> No.12861376

>>12861364
are you trying to kill me?

>> No.12861381

>>12861355
I remembered a guy that turned touhous into slimes

>> No.12861382

>>12861370
Not until she's pregnant, you lazy arse.

Plus, she gives off the rape-me aura which makes you want to brutally bang her anyways. But if you're really tired, she can just ride you while you're both asleep.

>> No.12861384

>>12861382
Are there drawings of her getting brutally banged by her man? Like ear-biting tail-pulling sex.

>> No.12861386

>>12861375
>Jesus, do they all have nice asses like that?
That depends entirely on her body-type.
Keep in mind that most Glacies are tsunderes.

>> No.12861387

>>12861364
I remember this being labeled cosplay-tier when it first came out.

Glad those days are over. I find her quite cute...

>>12861370
I dunno. You think you can cuddle someone that adorable without succumbing to the aforementioned 'proactive' charm?

>> No.12861388

>>12861364
I never noticed that she's actually pretty toned.

>> No.12861389

>>12861382
I am so fucking tired I doubt even her aura would be of much use in this situation. Sleep sex sounds cute though.

>> No.12861394

>>12861375
I kinda dislike how their bodies don't feel cold anymore once they get into you. Is it the same with Yuki-onnas?

>> No.12861395

>>12861384
Huh, I just realized we don't have very many of rough sex with MGs. After I finish Nyanon's kumiho request, I might give doing that a shot.

>> No.12861399

>>12861395
Drawfag detected. Preparing to stare intently.

>> No.12861411

>>12861019
I want polt to narrate my life.

>> No.12861412

>>12861399
Yes, 'tis I, Danna-sama. I planned on drawing while visiting my parents over the holidays, and installed photoshop on my laptop, but it didn't have the graphics card to handle special effects tools. So I've been on hiatus -- until I go back home to my real PC in a few days.

>> No.12861416

>>12861412
Does getting stared at have positive effects on your work?

>> No.12861417

>>12861394
Most MGE monster girls' monstrous attributes are basically just for show. Once it's time to fuck they just magic it all away for "convenience"'s sake.

>> No.12861423

>>12861416
Not if I don't have working photoshop, no. Be patient, anon.

>> No.12861425
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12861425

>>12861423
>Jii~
Just to be safe.

>> No.12861428

>>12861386
>imagining a blushing, stuttering, upset glacies
Jeez, why isn't this more popular?
And not all MGs have to follow the encyclopedia, in terms of personallity, so you can get a sadist ryu or a kuudere holstaurus

>> No.12861430

>>12861428
>sadist ryu
>MWAHAHAHA! I shall withhold rain until seven well endowed virgin boys are brought to me!

>> No.12861431

>>12861395
Can you do rough sex with a holstaurus or glacies? Like arms or hair pulled from behind, like handle-bars? And flying milk with holst and loud moos?

>> No.12861433
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>>12861423
>Jii~

>> No.12861434

>>12861367
>file no longer exists
>no google results
FUCK.

>> No.12861435

>>12861431
>ravaging a Holst
H-heretic!

>> No.12861438

>>12861434
>>12859085

>> No.12861440

>>12861431
>rough sex with a holstaurus
B-But my vanilla.

>> No.12861447

>>12861431
Well, Dormice and P'Orcs are the two canon masochists who can genuinely enjoy being treated badly and roughly, so I was thinking of drawing one of those.

Are you imagining just a very hard fucking, or actual inflicting pain sadism.

>> No.12861448

>>12861438
Welp, I checked the site and got no results.
I guess I'm dumb.

>> No.12861451

>>12861447
P'Orc please. I want to see some marks on their meat.

>> No.12861452

>>12861364
What kind of pose is that supposed to be? Like, what the hell is she doing? And why is she showing off her paws like that?

>> No.12861456

>>12861447
Hard fucking

>> No.12861462

>>12861328
>freedom kun

He's not me.

>> No.12861464

>>12861447
Hard fucking, still 'vanilla'
I would never want to really hurt a holst, unless she's a masocist.

>> No.12861469

>>12861339
They're among my favorites.

>> No.12861473

>>12861448
NEED MOAR SPOONFEEDING

>> No.12861474

>>12861452
She wants to know what you two are going to do on the bed.

>> No.12861478

>>12861474
1. things we need
2.whole buncha shit
3.this

>> No.12861481

>>12861322
They've gotten more vocal in the aftermath of a certain story.

>> No.12861485

>>12861481
What story?

>> No.12861490

>>12861485
Some manticore and her bitchboy.

>> No.12861491
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>>12861490
Oh. That was one lucky boy, wasn't it Miss Happy?

>> No.12861496

>>12861490
Got a name?

>> No.12861497

>>12861496
Long ass greentext. Someone is bound to have it.

>> No.12861500

>>12861497
Oh wait now I know which one you're talking about. Is it that one with the guy who kept going on about his manticore mistress?

>> No.12861501
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>>12861497
Here's one set.

>> No.12861502

>>12861500
That's the stuff. Miss Happy cried tears of joy at it.

>> No.12861507
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>>12861501
Here's the other. I hope someone has the set where mistress proposes to slaveboy for marriage on them.

>> No.12861509

>>12861500
Oh...THAT one.

Yep, feeling rustled already..

>> No.12861514

>>12861497
None of that text was green.

>>12861509
Why does it bother you?

>> No.12861515

>>12858872
can i hold you that anon? if i write my story tomorrow and post it the day after tomorrow, will you write me a criticizing post about it ?

>> No.12861519

>>12861514
Who. The fuck. Cares?

>> No.12861522

>>12861514
>Why does it bother you?
At the risk of starting shit again:

I dunno, I cringe at almost every line. It even makes me angry for some reason. I know some people are into that, but I just cannot imagine why..

>> No.12861532

>>12861522
No shit to start in a discussion.

I can't imagine why someone would want to dominate someone and control them.

>> No.12861534

>>12861515
Yes, you can hold me to that. It may not be glowing praise unless it's finished by today, but I'll write a piece of criticism/praise when it's done.

>> No.12861537

>>12861532
>I can't imagine
Then please, please don't talk about it.

>> No.12861541

>>12861532
Domination is one thing, sadism is another.

>> No.12861542

>>12861532
Well, I would contest the word "control".

>> No.12861548

>>12861507
Here's a complete set.

https://imgur.com/dZwRnwE,1qI2YIC,8XHAKEy,6Y4ML8M

>> No.12861559

>>12861548
Thanks.
Going by the the typing style and mannerisms, it certainly wasn't Bob who wrote these, although he claims he did.

>> No.12861566

>>12861292
>You go against nature
You know that the female is the dominant in some species right?

>> No.12861567

>>12861559
>although he claims he did.
When did he do that?

>> No.12861571

>>12861567
Well, I think he claimed he did.

>> No.12861573

>>12861548
That set isnt complete either.

>> No.12861576

>>12861571
Is this like that time that one guy claimed Alp had threatened to commit suicide?

>> No.12861578

What Monster Girls would be most common where you live based off the local fauna?

>> No.12861582
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>>12861578

Only the most glorious.

>> No.12861583

>>12861576
No clue.

>> No.12861586

>>12861578
There's cows within a two minute walk from where I live.

>> No.12861591

>>12861578
Beastgirls. Beastgirls everywhere.

>> No.12861593

>>12861578
Longhorn holsts, Hawk Harpies, Armadillo-chan and Skunk Onee-san trying to cross the road, Wolf spider arachne and jumping spider arachnes, centaurs, all kinds of stuff

>> No.12861594
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>>12861578
Harpies.

>> No.12861597

>>12861578
Werecats, Harpies, and Arachne on my block alone. That doesn't factor in Lamia, and whatever is the MG equivalent to opossum.

>> No.12861598

>>12861593
>jumping spider arachnes
>"GOOD MORNING SEMPAI!"
>she jumps on you as you leave your house

>> No.12861599

>>12861594
Would you smack your waifu if she drooled on you?

>> No.12861600

>>12861578
Dogs, cats, and tiny birdgirls.

>> No.12861603

>>12861599
Why would I? Should she smack you if you drool on her?

>> No.12861605

>>12861597
*black widow arachne

>> No.12861606

>>12861594

>TFW living in the woods gives me a choice of Kitsune, Hinds, and Crow Harpies

Shit sucks man.

>> No.12861611

>>12861578
I'm not sure. There aren't many species around here, so the common ones; hapies, dog and cat girls, mermaids, etc.

By climate I could have more, though. Mediterranean subtropical climate.

>> No.12861617

>>12861573
Really? What's missing?

>> No.12861619

>>12861603
You want to be drooled on?

>> No.12861620

>>12861619
Not him, but yes.

>> No.12861621

>>12861578
West Michigan so probably a shit ton of deer-girls, some were-cats, dog girls and probably the ocassional harpy.

Folks near Lake Michigan would probably get a few aquatic MGs and the UP would have some were-bears/were-wolves.

Probably an occasional centaur/ Holstaurus farm

>> No.12861622

>>12861598
I want this

>> No.12861623

>>12861578

Harpies, Dogs, Cat and Lamias as well as several spiders too.

>> No.12861626

>>12861621UP would probably have some elves/dryads inna woods as well

>> No.12861630

>>12861578
Holsts, Harpies, and Lamias. Too bad about the arachnes and Girtablilus though.

>> No.12861632

>>12861620
Tell me more.

>> No.12861639
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>> No.12861640

Cuddlesex quickie with Yeti girl soon, maybe, fellow STALKERs

>> No.12861642

>>12861626
What makes you think yoopers would get elves and dryads?

>> No.12861643

>>12861632
What's there to tell? I love the idea of a girl kissing me all over while salivating. And I would do the same to her.

>> No.12861646

>>12861640
Did you hear that Artyom? He still thinks The Zone was bad!

>> No.12861647

>>12861639
Wasted opportunity on the OPs part.
>>12861640
Wunderbar.

>> No.12861648

>>12861643
Swapping spit is inevitable while kissing. What I had in mind was a MG attacking you and slobbering all over you as she does so, kind of like it seems it's gonna happen here >>12861594.

>> No.12861655

>>12861648
But she would be slobbering all over me, I said "all over", that means all over.

>> No.12861656

>>12861639
How does her wool work
Are those clothes she's wearing... under her wool?

>> No.12861657

>>12861578

Holsts, weresheep, possibly some werecats and werewolves, nothing too exciting.

>> No.12861658

>>12861642
Lots of woodland up there. I may be over estimating the amount but feels like it would fit to me

They have some of the few remaining virgin forests in Michigan

>> No.12861659
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>>12861656
It works because of reasons.

>> No.12861661
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>>12861656
She's probably wearing her own wool as part of her outfit.

>> No.12861663

>>12861364
I keep having an idea for a Succubus anatomy one.
>Mouth-pussy
>Nose-pussy
>Ear-pussies
>Hand-pussies
>Elbow-pussies
>Armpit-pussies
>Ass-pussy
>Thigh-pussy
>Knee-pussies
>Feet-pussies
>Vagina (UNVERIFIED)

>> No.12861664

>>12861659
>>12861661
So can you just literally not fuck her at all without shearing off her wool first? That's so lame.

>> No.12861667

>>12861658
I am just trying to figure out how they would deal with the awful cold in the winter. I can't remember how resistant elves are.

>> No.12861669

>>12861664
>sheep girl shearing
>not fucking awesome
What are you, gay?

>> No.12861670

>>12861663
the Jinko one needs the word chuff in every anatomical description
like the Chuff tunnel

>> No.12861672

>>12861667

Going by my massive Warhammer Fantasy boner, they're about as resistant as humans. The only difference to that rule would be the Dark Elves, who basically live in the Yukon anyway.

>> No.12861673

>>12861664
Her wool actually contains sleep pheromones that allow them to gently rape their potential husband while he's drowsy.

Once it's sheered off, she enters snu-snu mode.

>> No.12861677

>>12861673
>she enters snu-snu mode
>youjustbrokethearmorthatinhibitedmypowers.jpg

>> No.12861678
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>>12861656

>> No.12861683

>>12861617
Apperantly there is a set where the mistress proposes to the slaveboy. According to the anon here
>>12861507
And that part isn't on the igmur album. (assuming it exists)

>> No.12861686

>>12861678
>those eyes
She's already dead inside.

>> No.12861701

>>12861672
Canada is now filled with dark elves and glacies along with bear girls

Have fun

>> No.12861704

>>12861686
She's fine.

>> No.12861705

>>12861678
I just realized, that's one of the brothers isn't it?

>> No.12861712

>>12861705

Yes, which means inevitably this is going to lead to some kinky sheep sex. With the lights on, no handholding.

Only ass slapping and breast groping.

And ending in snuggle spooning

>> No.12861721

>>12861701
and asshole geese harpies

>> No.12861725

>>12861678
>all that fluff

Do we have any "fat" weresheep art?

>> No.12861727

>>12861721
>>12861721
I don't want to go to Canada anymore.

>> No.12861729

>>12861725
Don't you mean healthy?

I actually have a picture of a Weresheep with massive cowtits.

>> No.12861735

>>12861725

http://i.imgur.com/FJnax8C.jpg

Remember to always shear your sheep girls.

>> No.12861736

>>12861721
Canada just seems to get all the jerk monsters don't they?

They may have Yeti/Bigfoot up there

>> No.12861753

>>12861729
I meant fat with wool.

>>12861735
Fucker.

>> No.12861764

>>12861578
Harpies. However they would be fierce as we have Predatory birds in my region.

>> No.12861775
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>>12861019
Polt-san is amazing.

>> No.12861779

>>12861775
>Polt uses Dig

>> No.12861783

>>>12861578
>big cities
How would that work? So squirrel, pigeon, mice, and little house bugs? Actually I would a roly poly girl, however that might work.

>> No.12861801

>>12861578
New Zealand mostly just has birds, plants and insects. As well as domestic farm animals.

So there would be several Plansect Villages along with lots of Harpy tribes. Including adorable flightless Kiwi and Takahe Harpies.

If we're including mythical or extinct creatures. Haast's Eagle would be some buff, massive, fierce Harpy with tribal tattoos.(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haast%27s_eagle)) who would hunt Moa Girls, giant flightless Harpies.

As far as mythology goes, there would be Taniwha Girls. Who would be some cross between an Oni and a Shark Girl. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taniwha))

>> No.12861807

>>12861578
RIP australians.

>even the dryads are covered in spikes that shoot off in clouds when a gust of wind hits them

>> No.12861809

>>12861801
We agreed a few weeks ago that MGC Australia would be our quarantine zone for MGs that are threats to humanity -- spiders, grapesnakes, scorpions, ropers, tentacles, zombies, ghouls, devil bugs, sharkgirls, etc.

So if you're in NZ, you'll probably get some of the nastiest too.

>> No.12861813

>>12861807
Even MGs don't make Australia better instead of getting killed by nature you just get raped and imprisoned by it

>> No.12861818

>>12861807
>Loud as fuck, obnoxious Kookaburra Harpies sitting outside your window.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLfOjOcCWls

I would die.

>> No.12861824

>>12861809
You'd think so, but New Zealand only has like 2 poisonous animals, nearly everything is harmless.

We gave all our dangerous animals to Australia in the mid 1800's in exchange for beer.

>> No.12861826

>>12861818
Oh god.

>> No.12861828

>>12861807
>gympie gympie alraune
gods save austrailia should monstergirls become a thing

>> No.12861830

>>12861828

>Jamestown Weed Alraune

>> No.12861831

>>12861826
>"Let's all wake up Anon!"
>"Come on Anon! Get out of bed!"
>"Are you awake?!"
>"Are you awake?! Are you awake?! Are you awake?! Are you awake?! Are you awake?!"

Fuck Harpies.

>> No.12861832

>>12861809
There's nothing wrong with spiders, grapesnakes, scorpions, zombies, ghouls and sharkgirls.

>> No.12861836

>>12861831
better than an alarm clock.

>Hey harpy, I'll give you a package of sunflower seeds if you promise to wake me up before school!

>> No.12861837

>>12861832
>zombies
>ghouls
So you live in a place with cemeteries and crypts nearby?

>> No.12861839

>>12861807
Now that I think about it, what would a platypus girl be like?

>> No.12861842

>>12861809
If anything, it's the plant girls who would be the most dangerous.

>> No.12861844

>>12861842

>Gypsom Weed Alraune
>Poppy Alraune
>They literally drug and rape you
>Using you as nothing more than a living dildo to pollinate themselves with to spread

>> No.12861848

>>12861832
>Grapesnake not being a threat
>Attacking men AND women on sight

I think too many people just care about the funbags and the femdom look in her profile without actually reading the thing carefully.

>> No.12861850

>>12861842
Glad that Triffid girls aren't a thing.

>> No.12861851

>>12861673
But how does that make sense when the wool is actually just clothes?

>> No.12861852

>>12861809
>>12861842
Would you a Weta Girl?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-WKSugzoh0

>> No.12861853

>>12861775
Too bad she's really not attractive at all.

>> No.12861856

>>12861853
I find her very attractive.

>> No.12861859

>>12861848
Wouldn't modern age Grape Snakes be leading rebel groups in Egypt? Leading a coup against the fascist Pharaoh?

>> No.12861860
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12861860

Does this somewhat teenage looking Baphomet have Ilassa's insignia hanging off her collar?

>> No.12861863

>>12861852
You act like that's a question.

>> No.12861864

>>12861851
She still has wool growing off of her limbs, she's justing using what she already has shaved off as part of her attire.

>> No.12861865

>>12861830
>>12861828
Isn't there also some kind of a bush in Australia that just has really sharp leaves or something?

>> No.12861867

>>12861856
But she's a furry with huge man hands.

>> No.12861869

>>12861853
fuck you then I'll take her.

>> No.12861871

>>12861863
How about a thugdere Weta Girl getting into a fight with your pet Werecat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2N5Ukns_bs

>> No.12861872

>>12861867
>furry
She's borderline, but not quite. She's also cute as fuck and has an amazing body.
And >not liking her big soft paws and strong arms

>> No.12861874

>>12861867
She's cute, has an up-beat attitude and her ass is FINE.

>> No.12861876

>>12861867
Absolutely no-one cares, furry or not. And I go back to a point I made before-damn near everyone here is into some sort of animalistic trait, be it scales, color, tail, ears or whatever. So what if she has fur? Fur is normal compared to some of the crazy shit we see.

>> No.12861878

>>12861837
Actually yes

>> No.12861879

>>12861871
>pet Werecat
Well then why didn't you say she was mai waifu? Of course I would be on her side. Though if I didn't I'd obviously a weta.

>> No.12861881

>>12861876
It's not the fur that's the problem, it's the face.

>> No.12861882

>>12861578

I live facing a graveyard, undead types would be besieging the house every night. No big crypts though, so the most I'd get would be Ghouls, Skeletons and Zombies.

>> No.12861883

>>12861871
>pet Werecat
Unless she's in to that sort of thing, sure.

>> No.12861892

>>12861881
How polt's furryness works is open to debate. It's been shown that she had fur only on her hands and legs early on, but then that changed to all over.

Of course in the comics she obviously possesses a human appearance. In works in simplified 2D but I do genuinely question if she would be horrifying in 3D. But until she becomes real, there's no problem.

>> No.12861895
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>>12861882
I would be jealous.

Each night, peering out of your window, seeing Zombie, Skeleton, Ghost and Ghoul Girls frolicking amongst the gravestones at night.

Each night they'd try to break into your house and you'd need to keep them at bay until sunrise, or they'll drag you to their crypt for endless Undead hugs and love-making.

>> No.12861896

>>12861864
But where? All of her wool is above the skin-tight black pants, top and long gloves.

>> No.12861897

>>12861867
>>12861876

Look, /mgt/ has a rule: there is an exception to every taboo.

Furry? Polt's cool.
No homo? Alps
No yuri? Lillirune
No vore? Sandworm
No animal pussy? Centaur-types (well, by KC lore it's the only exception)
No futa? Cheshire. (Like it or not, threadcanon has cemented her as the primary futa MG)

>> No.12861898

>>12861897
>Sandworm
Vore is not okay even with Sandworms.
>Cheshire
That's just the one character.

>> No.12861899

>>12861897
Fuck off, none of those are accepted here.

>> No.12861902

>>12861899
Alps are.

>> No.12861903

>>12861892
>It's been shown that she had fur only on her hands and legs early on
No it wasn't, that's just Crabman's shitty undetailed art.

>> No.12861905
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12861905

Please send help, I've begun to enjoy chubby girl NTR.

>> No.12861908

>>12861905
The Mooquisition will be with you shortly. Standby for castration.

>> No.12861909

>>12861903
See second point.
>>12861905
She's not that chubby, you'll be fine.

>> No.12861912

>>12861892
>Of course in the comics she obviously possesses a human appearance
Look at that face >>12861775 and try to tell me that looks human.

>> No.12861913

>>12861899
>Polts not accepted
>Alps not accepted

Sure.

>>12861903
Yeah. Even polt's profile explicitly says "she has multiple pairs of breasts hidden beneath her fur."

>> No.12861915
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12861915

>>12861897
>Sandworm
They don't role that way.
>Cheshire. (Like it or not, threadcanon has cemented her as the primary futa MG)
No. Bob, his defense force, his futa shitposters, and his drawfag buddies did that.

Newfaggots like you insist otherwise.

>> No.12861918

>>12861897
>Like it or not, threadcanon has cemented her as the primary futa MG
There isn't a futa mg, are you the faggot from the last thread saying that futa was accepted here?

>> No.12861921

>>12861905
Female, or male:netorare?

>> No.12861922

>>12861912
She looks human.

>> No.12861924

>>12861915
I've yet to see any art of story suggestion any other MGs are futa besides Cheshires in recent memory. Never "futa wolf' or "futa dragon" -- nope, it's only ever "futa cat"

>> No.12861926

>>12861922
Fucking how?

>> No.12861928

>>12861908
>Mooquisition
Please tell me there's pictures of this.

>> No.12861931

>>12861913
>Yeah. Even polt's profile explicitly says "she has multiple pairs of breasts hidden beneath her fur."
ON OTHER DISTANT COUSINS.
She has multiple NIPPLES, not breasts.
>>12861915
>He disagrees with me!
>I should call him a newfag!
nice,

>> No.12861932

>>12861895

It helps that I love the undead types a lot. Ghouls and Liches really are a best. Blowjobs and intelligent conversations respectively. Followed by more blowjobs.

>> No.12861933

>>12861905
Start to read and fap with all the vanilla you can find. If that doesn't help you, consider killing yourself.

>> No.12861934

>>12861918
Sorry, you're right. Futa is the only taboo without an exception. And maybe guro. But Cheshire is the unofficial futa MG, at least.

>> No.12861938

>>12861921
female of course, it's all about the faceless fat men raping the chubby girl

>> No.12861939

>>12861928
Sorry.

>> No.12861942

>>12861938
Consider suicide.

>> No.12861944

>>12861922
THIS >>12860992 looks human to you?
No matter how hard I try, I can't see her as anything but some anthropomorphized dog thing.

>> No.12861945
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>>12861928
>"I trust you are a worshiper of Hathor, like a good boy, ya?"

>> No.12861946

>>12861926
The face. Really the only non-human part is the nose. I spose the nose knows that it's important, but I can overlook it.

>> No.12861948

>>12861897
Polt is decidedly not cool since to this day she causes division.
Alps are biologically female.
Bait for males.
Try harder.
Frontpussy.
Chesires don't have dicks.

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>>12861938
End yourself.
Leave for a while, fap to everything you can until you're burned out. Wait a month or two, and find some good old vanilla /ss/ to fap to.

>> No.12861954

>>12861860
Baphomets are the best

>> No.12861956

>>12861934
>But Cheshire is the unofficial futa MG, at least
And now you can't enjoy Cheshire without the futafags showing up. Thanks Bob and Less.

>inb4 memehate

>> No.12861958

>>12861952
What is this burning out you guys talk about?

>> No.12861959

>>12861948
I don't even like centaurs but I think centaurs with front pussy are fucking stupid.

>> No.12861960

>>12861897
>threadcanon

You mean trolls.

>> No.12861961

>>12861958
You'll know what I mean.

>> No.12861966

>>12861948
>MG whose entire shtick is literally based around the fact it thinks it's a male, speaks like a male, and acts like a male. And is attracted to males despite thinking it's a male.
>Not to mention all those greentext stories about fucking the until-yesterday male best friend

>Not even partly gay.

k

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>>12861956

>> No.12861969

>>12861944
That "she looks human" Tag of mine has to carry a very large, swollen asterisk because she's a 50% human girl, when compared to the 90% human girls we so often see.

We should make a chart!

>> No.12861971

>>12861959
It's a nice alternative for those who don't want to be filthy bestialityfags.

Thanks KC.

>> No.12861973

>>12861897
>threadcanon
You mean futafags.

>> No.12861974

>>12861966
I think you're confused. Alps start off as gay, then turn female, at which point they become straight. The guy who fucks an Alp? Straight.

>> No.12861975

>>12861966
>I can't read

>> No.12861976

>>12861969
>when compared to the 90% human girls we so often see
But those are the only ones that we accept here.

>> No.12861977

Do you like moeblobs? Which MG would you like to see a moeblob of?

>> No.12861978

>>12861974
Except, you know, he wants to fuck something that looks androgynous, talks like a guy, acts like a guy, thinks like a guy... whether it has a vagina or not is pretty irrelevant at that point, that's gay.

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>>12861976
That a fact?

>> No.12861980

>>12861961
I honestly don't. I am always ready to fap.

>> No.12861981

>>12861977
Oh boy.

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>>12861952
>ss
Fuck that shit
I would rather fap to furry than to shota
Shota a shit
Unless they are being gangraped by fat old men of course

>> No.12861985

>>12861976
>What is Thomas.

>> No.12861988

>>12861924

That's because Bob, The BDF, and various drawfaggots like to re-enforce the very non canon full package futanari with shit like "KITTY CREME", "CAT BATTER", and "ECLAIR FROM CLARE" because they know it stirs shit up.

Hell, i'd say that's the primary reason why Bob included anal sex scenes where she dicked the MC of Truckercore in the ass.

>> No.12861990

>>12861981
I don't understand. I won't be able to draw anything if you don't give me something.

>> No.12861991

>>12861978
Well, maybe it's not 100% day, but it's not by a looong stretch remotely straight. It's like saying a muscle-building guy getting an operate to turn his poon into a vajayjay would be a totally straight fuck

>> No.12861993

>>12861977
Wheel Skeleton-chan.
Camel Spider Arachne-chan.

>> No.12861994

>>12861978
>wanting to fuck a tomboy is gay
I don't say this often, but please kill yourself.

>> No.12861995

>>12861938
So what exactly are you talking about?
The only thing that comes to my mind is Rihoko NTR doujins

>> No.12861996

>>12861979
The part people give a shit about (her upper half) is still 90% human. With Polt you don't have any completely human parts, which is what makes her undesirable to begin with. Look at lamias, harpies, even centaurs, at least 50% of their body is completely human.
>>12861985
An artist with only one widely popular creation (frog girl), who also happened to be his most human-like monster girl?

>> No.12861997

>>12861978
We are way past this. Is it a little gay? Yes. Factually though? No, since she is completely female, and the acts like a guy thing? I think you're assuming. Stage 3 fixes that anyway should you be right.

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>>12861982
>Shota a shit

>> No.12862000

>>12861996
>90% human
Her hands are claws, her arms are chitin up to the elbow, she has three pairs of eyes.

>> No.12862001

>>12861995
Anything by Rocket Monkey, for example.

>> No.12862002

>>12861996
>An artist with only one widely popular creation (frog girl), who also happened to be his most human-like monster girl?
Fuck you, his Arachne and bat are my favorites.

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>>12861982

>> No.12862006
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>>12861999
>shota
>not shit

>> No.12862007

>>12861977
Werewolf or Mantis.

>> No.12862008

>>12861978
....What?
>>12861976
See this>>12861979
also horsepussy, non-solid girls, mermaids, ext.
>>12861996
>makes her undesirable to begin with
Speak for yourself. Furry or not, she's fine with me.

>> No.12862009

>>12861938
Make it your new years' resolution to get better taste

>> No.12862015

>>12861994
There's a difference between a tomboy and what's literally a guy with a vagina.
>>12861997
>the acts like a guy thing? I think you're assuming
Read the extended book profile, it explicitly states they act around their lovers like male friends would, except for the fact that they also fuck.
>Stage 3 fixes that anyway should you be right
Stage 3 Alps are a minority that's mostly there for people who hate the concept of Alps, because in-universe it'd be very possible that you might get stuck with one.

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>>12861982
>>12862006
>Gets off to fat, faceless old men.
>Calls /ss/ shit.

>> No.12862018

>>12862015
>literally a guy with a vagina
And ovaries, and a womb, and no Y chromosome. Wait, isn't that just a girl?

>> No.12862020
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12862020

Can we go back to talking about the types of Monster Girls that would live around your area?

>> No.12862022

>>12862017
But ss literally means shotashit

>> No.12862023

>>12862000
>Her hands are claws, her arms are chitin up to the elbow
Arms aren't that important, and they look quite similar to clothing anyway.
>she has three pairs of eyes
Valid point.
Still, 90% seems correct to me. And all the parts that a guy would be attracted to are still normal. Not so with Polt.
>>12862008
>Speak for yourself. Furry or not, she's fine with me.
Well, good for you, now leave, we don't want your kind here.

>> No.12862024

>>12862020
I told you, there's a dairy farm on the other side of the road from where I live.

>> No.12862025

>>12862020
I want to talk about which MG would be the moe-est. Udderly disgustingly cute. Heat orgasm material.

>> No.12862028

>>12862020
>The only cryptids I have in my area would essentially be shortstack frog girls.

>> No.12862030

>>12862015
>not wanting a girl with the mind of a guy, no drama, no muh feelings bullshit

If this makes me a homo, so be it.

>> No.12862031

>>12862020
>England

Kitsunes who could stand to see better days, squirrel girls, and scrawny pigeon harpies.

>> No.12862032

>>12862025
>heat
I meant heart, fuck me.

>> No.12862033

>>12862023
>Arms aren't that important
You just said that because otherwise your 90% figure would have been wrong. Hands are important though. For handholding and handjobs.

>> No.12862037

>>12862018
Alps may be female biologically, but in every other aspect they're more male than female.

>> No.12862039

>>12862031
There's also lots and lots of rain, isn't there?

>> No.12862041

Someone just give me a roly poly girl.

>> No.12862042

>>12862022
I-I don't think that's true anon

>> No.12862043

>>12862015
>There's a difference between a tomboy and what's literally a guy with a vagina.
A guy with a vagina that has gone through a sort of magical sex change to posses all female sex organs.
>>12862023
>>Speak for yourself. Furry or not, she's fine with me.
>Well, good for you, now leave, we don't want your kind here.
you and you alone.
>This sandbox is mine, despite the fact that I neither own nor staff it, and if you don't like these rules that I create, you can fuck off, even if I have no authority to create those rules!
Fucking 5 year old.

>> No.12862044

>>12862020
I have a pack of semi feral/outdoor pet cats that hang out in my yard. So essentially I'd have a group of constantly fighting werecats that have claimed my house as their own.

>> No.12862045

>>12862018
It really depends if being female is purely physical or not. If a male muscle builder gets a vagina, is it still totally straight to bang them? Like the alp being androgynous, the body types of (real life) female and male body builders are almost identical.

I think mentality has at least some (probably significant) impact on their real gender.

>> No.12862048

>>12862033
I meant that non-human arms typically won't detract much from the girl's attractiveness, and Rachnee's still look quite feminine anyway.
>handholding
Well, she can still do that, so where's the problem?
>handjobs
Literally who cares

>> No.12862052

>>12862037
Guess what? Male-female is a BIOLOGICAL DISTINCTION. Nothing else matters. At all. Not to me.
Not that I'd care if I had to pound them into Alphood from since they were still male, but whatever.
>>12862048
You obviously care since you keep bitching.

>> No.12862054

>>12862025

Yeti and her snuggle lumps and tum-tum is the most moé

>You will never blow strawberries on her tum-tum, eliciting a bout of giggles from her as she snuggles you

>> No.12862057

>>12862031
You would get Kikimora maids though. Also anything from Wonderland technically.

>>12862044
Just don't let them bully you.

>> No.12862058

>>12862031
i heard you guys have a lot of ring necks. so you would have a bunch of parrot harpies with cockney accents.

>> No.12862059

>>12862054
>strawberries
That's "raspberries"

>> No.12862061

>>12862052
They literally self-identify as male. If you were to fuck one, she'd say things like "But it's not right for two guys to do this". This is canon.

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>>12862020
Sandworms would populate the valleys here. Wish me luck. Might find a desert fox girl or something if lucky.

>> No.12862063

>>12862052
>Male-female is a BIOLOGICAL DISTINCTION
So a drag queen that dresses in high heels, wears a wig, dresses, and stockings is as straight as you are as long as he doesn't suck cock?

>> No.12862064

>>12862020
>texas

Holstauruses, mockingbird harpies, bluebonnet alraune, rattlesnake lamias, razorback p'orcs
I love my state

>> No.12862067

>>12862061
So?
>>12862063
Is he attracted to men? Gay. Is he not? Straight. This is simple stuff.

>> No.12862068

>>12862057
I'm normally breaking up fights, they tend to panic and run pretty quickly.
Other than that its nothing but squirrels deer birds and an occasional bear. Also one annoying as shit groundhog and her babies.

>> No.12862069

>>12862064
>Razorback p'orcs
>Adorable little tusks growing out of their mouths.

I want this pretty bad.

>> No.12862070

>>12862067
>So?
How can you argue that that shit ain't gay?

>> No.12862072

>>12862043
I want polt to be my sex ed teacher.
>And now students, it is polite for the male partner to r...RAM it in!

>> No.12862077

>>12862070
Because a woman who thinks she's a man is still a woman.

>> No.12862078

>>12862039
Going by the sterotypes? Less than you'd expect, but more than you'd hope.

>>12862057
English kiki maids? Nice.

>>12862058
I've actually got a couple of parakeets (I assume they're Kingston parakeets) living right near my back garden. Colourful harpies are the best.

>> No.12862079

>>12861423
I know it's late for this, but I couldn't resist
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100425151333/lotr/images/thumb/1/1e/Eye.jpg/500px-Eye.jpg
JJJJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIii

>> No.12862080

>/mgt/ attempts to into sociology of gender

>> No.12862081
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>>12862062
That's a Graboid, not a sandworm.

My mah main man also drew one too.

>> No.12862082

>>12861928
>>12861939
>>12861945
If someone were to, say, draw this, would a red robe, a nun outfit or something else be the best?

>> No.12862084

>>12862078
i can imagine parrot harpies trying to make their mates wear extravagant colored clothes.

>> No.12862085

>>12862061
And that goes away. They become females in body, mind and heart. Can you drop it, no one cares.

>>12862063
>dressing up as the other gender is the same as having the chromosomes to be said gender

>> No.12862087

>>12862067
The problem is modern psych theory tends to discriminate between three things:

1) Sex. What gender your physical body structure is.
2) Gender. What you THINK your sex is, and what you act like in terms of gender.
3) Sexual attraction. Manly men and effeminate women can be attracted to both men and women.

Pretending they don't exist because you're too pig-headed doesn't mean they don't exist, unless you have grounds to invalidate the science.

>> No.12862088

>>12862080
I think the argument here stems from the fact that an Alp's sex is female while their gender is still male and that confuses people.
>>12862087
But I'm not pretending they don't exist.

>> No.12862089

>>12862081
I figure they would look similar if 3DPD.

>> No.12862090

>>12862069
They'd be rowdy little ladies
and when they get older they have full-out barnyard orgies and leave farmlands in spunk and keg-filled ruins

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>>12862043
>you and you alone.
I agree with him. Get the fuck out.
Now let's discuss something else. Like how dragon girls are the best girls. Except for the shitty ones with grotesquely oversized claws. Fuck those.

>> No.12862093

Well this is going to be fucking fun to summarize.

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>>12862072
You gotta do it hard! You need to give it your all! No rests! Keep going!

>> No.12862096

>>12862087
>please take this to tumblr or crippledipplenigro infinity chons.

>> No.12862098

>>12862020
Lots of birds. Magpie thugdere harpies hang outside my window in the tree and make noise all day at me. Skittish and shy Quail harpies hide in all the shrubs. There's an owl onee-san, tomboy Bald Eagle and Osprey twins in the area as well. Typical squirrel population in addition to tanukis who both raid the bird feeders. The deer centaurs came down from the mountains at night although rarely so far as my house. I'm about a two minute walk from plenty of centaur and holstauri too. That's all within about a 3km radius.

>> No.12862099

>>12862085
>And that goes away. They become females in body, mind and heart. Can you drop it, no one cares.
A minority of them do. The majority remain men in women's bodies.
>>12862088
>while their gender is still male
And hence why fucking one would be gay.

>> No.12862101

>>12862091
You supporting him? In that case, samefag.

You disagree with him? In that case, thank you for your lack of ignorance. One person's tastes should not dictate a thread meant for multiple people.

>> No.12862103

>>12862084
They would be little tarts wouldn't they?

>> No.12862106

>>12862094
I want Polt to jerk me off in front of the class to show the female students what an ejaculation looks like.

>> No.12862107

>>12862096
>clarifying technical/medical definitions is tumblr.

I bet you also think anyone who accepts alps are tumblrfags too, huh?

>> No.12862109

>>12862099
>why one would still be gay
Riddle me this. You've got this woman, see? And she identifies as a male. But you don't know that. She's biologically speaking 100% a female.
If you feel attracted to her, are you now a homosexual?

>> No.12862112

>>12862057
>You would get Kikimora maids though.
kʲɪˈkʲimərə is being of slavic. Bet they huddle up and squat with Dhampirs, complaining about how to get stains out of dashing capes when no one's looking.

>> No.12862113

>>12862107
nah its just getting offtopic m8t.

>> No.12862114

>>12862081

>The fucking shit weasel from Dreamcatcher

Now I feel like a hipster.

>> No.12862115

>>12862101
>s-samefag!
Get
the
fuck
out

>> No.12862118

Guys GUYS I got it!

Dormouse who is still sleeping gets attracted by a smell of cheese.

The cheese is tied to a string on a stick hanging from her.

You put her on a treadmill.

She just keeps drowsily inching forward in her sleep.

She wakes up.

She slowly realizes what's happening and begins half eyed crying because bullying.

>> No.12862119

>>12862099
>A minority of them do. The majority remain men in women's bodies

Now you're straight lying.

>> No.12862122
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12862122

MONSTER

GIRL

MONSTER-GIRL

MONSTERGIRL

MONSTERGRILL

Monstergirls.

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>>12862091
>Fuck those
I'm a little scared, but okay, I'll ask her for a handjob...

>> No.12862127

>>12862106
not sure if want.
>>12862115
Don't remember stuttering.
>>12862118
Or she doesn't wake up and you wind up with a /fit/ dormouse

>> No.12862128

>>12862020
>Southern Oregon
>cougar girls, raccoon girls, black bear girls, deer girls
>turtles girls and lamias
>harpies of every kind
Full list here, I didn't know we had moose here, i've never seen one and i go Forrest hiking a lot, i wonder if they're more up north
http://www.dfw.state.or.us/species/


>you will never live with your Bear girl gf in a cozy cabin in the siskiyou Forrest

>> No.12862129

>>12862118
Why would you want to bully a Dormouse?

There are two times it's forbidden to fuck with people, when they're sleeping or eating. Disturb me during either one and I'll fucking stab you.

>> No.12862130

>>12862118
Wait, now what? You didn't say nothing about no crying mouse!

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>>12862109
>If you feel attracted to her, are you now a homosexual?
Considering that they look like this, yes
>>12862119
They were friends with other men before becoming an Alp. Even after having sex over and over and completely falling in love with their human male partner, normally, they'll still treat him as a male friend, no different from how it was back in the old days. And then, they'll start to tempt and have sex with the man as if it were a matter of course with the same feeling as inviting another male friend to hang out.

Additionally, there are also Alps that awaken to the joy of being a woman through this process. In that case, the body changes, rapidly growing voluptuous to invite men, and the heart changes to be like that of a woman, resulting in an Alp that's even more feminine that a real woman, and even more lewd and lustful than a Succubus.

>Additionally, there are also Alps that awaken to the joy of being a woman through this process.

They're explicitly made out to be an exception rather than the rule.

>> No.12862133

>>12862020
>wolves, foxes, bears, siberian jinkos
Spooky

>> No.12862134

>>12862127
>/fit/ dourmouse

>"Do you even nap oni-chan?"

>> No.12862135

>>12862118
That sounds like a good way to get toned.
>>12862122
Monstergirls. YES

>> No.12862136

>>12862125
>Asking a refined, noble Dragon to give you something as low class as a handjob.

Come on Anon. You need to be classy.

>> No.12862137

>>12862125
>>12862091
I like my dragon claws, polt paws, and other handjob-giving devices to be roughly the size and dexterity of a human. I like polt, but her massive hands do weird me out a little. She'd be an excellent football player though.

>> No.12862138

>>12862129
Dormice can still perform activities while asleep. Imagine sleep walking but involving more complex tasks like eating or bathing.

That said, Dormice are one of the two canon masochists (other being P'Orcs) who can actually get pleasure from mistreatment due to their dementia/dreams. So why not bully?

>> No.12862140

>>12862132
>they look like this
I wasn't talking about an Alp in that scenario you fucking retard. I'm so done with you.
>>12862136
That smile tells me she'll do it.

>> No.12862141

>>12862137
>I like my dragon claws, polt paws, and other handjob-giving devices to be roughly the size and dexterity of a human.
But, see, for a hand that's covered in scales or fur to still end up being the same size as a human woman's beautiful, small, dainty hand, the actual hand underneath the fur and scales would have to be smaller than a normal woman's, so that you'd end up with a human sized hand if you add the scales/fur. So you either end up with something impractically thin and fragile, or something masculine and ugly. Hence why I prefer my monstergirls with entirely human hands and feet.

>> No.12862143

>>12862133
>Winter wolves looking similar to >>12859781 have you circled in thick snow. The alpha pinning you.
>"Young boy, be of removing underwear from crotch, or Olga shall do it herself using teeth..."

>> No.12862144

>>12862140
Well, if we're talking about a regular woman, then no, until you find out about her mental illness. If you continue to be attracted to her even after finding out about that, or if she starts acting like a man, then there's probably something wrong with you.

>> No.12862145

>>12862132
>updated profile

Alps are now ruined.

>> No.12862147

Guys GUYS I got it!

Sheer a weresheep completely.

Go shower with her.

Turn on the cold water instead.

>> No.12862150

>>12862140
But why would you want a handjob when you could stick your dick in between those magnificent tits instead?

>> No.12862151

>>12862143
Finally Anya has a worthy rival.
>>12862147
You are not living your life correctly.
>>12862144
>mental illness
Please kill yourself.

>> No.12862153

>>12862138
Because of their dementia they interpret it as pleasure, I wouldn't say that makes them masochists. The just don't know what's really going on.

>> No.12862156

>>12862141
I feel like it fucks up the aesthetic though. They can be bigger, but not too big. Like the size of a gloved hand.

Remember, scales are very hard, and can perform the same structural duty as bones in some instances, so the hands do not need to be much larger.

>> No.12862159

>>12862150
Because>>12862091 told me to fuck the claws.

>> No.12862162

>>12862138
>P'Orc
>Masochist

Since when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeJi4o1E_mM Mordor with MGs would be da best.

>> No.12862163

>>12862151
Thinking you're male when you're actually a woman means you're mentally ill.

>> No.12862164
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12862164

>Can you guys guess why I came here?

>> No.12862167

>>12862134
> four feet tall
>built like a brick shithouse
>beat up an oni once
>ushi-oni girls are jealous of her because she can punch faster and is more attractive.

>> No.12862168

>>12862151

>A creation of Ovaries'
>Being worthy of having a rival

Then there's this faggot

>> No.12862169

>>12862164
To be bullied by your betters. Now scram, this is my hunting ground.

>> No.12862170

>>12862162
Read their profile. They're gluttons for abuse.

>> No.12862171

>>12862138
P'Orcs are more switches.

It all depends whether you can wrassle them into submission or not.

>> No.12862172

>>12862159
No, I meant fuck dragon girls with giant claws. And fuck them figuratively, not literally. As in, dragon girls with giant claws are shit.

>> No.12862174
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12862174

>>12860994
>tfw you will never have a bro Succubus friend get you an onahole for your birthday
>In front of all of your friends you invited
>Much to your embarrassment
>You'll never know that she cleans it in secret whenever you finish using it
>With her mouth

>> No.12862176

>>12862168
We hate Anya now? What the fuck?
>>12862172
I know what you meant, it was a fucking joke. Eugh.

>> No.12862177

>>12862164
>Quattro Bajeena
>Bajeena
>Vagina
Hoohoohoo.

>> No.12862178

>>12862164
To collect semen and become a real woman.
>>12862169
>4chan/jp/
>your hunting ground
wut.

>> No.12862179

>>12862156
I hope you're talking about thin fabric gloves, not leather ones.

>> No.12862180

>>12862172
Them's fightin' words.

>> No.12862183

>>12862143
This makes me feel hot and bothered.

>> No.12862184

>>12862178
>wut
The implication was that I was another Alp, hunting for human boys, and didn't want to share with the one in the shades. Get it?

>> No.12862186

>>12862164
You think I won't slap your shit cause you're a girl?

>> No.12862188

>>12862167
>And that's when she's asleep

>> No.12862189

Guys GUYS I got it!

Your kitty imouto keeps waking you up by pouncing on you each morning.

You sneak into her room one night.

You place water bottles all around her bed.

You get out a futon and sleep right there on the floor next to her bed.

>> No.12862191

>>12862186
>girl
Anon, I..

>> No.12862193
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12862193

>>12862164
No. Care to explain yourself?

>> No.12862194

>>12862189
I'm confused now. What are the bottles for?
>>12862191
So it's been officially decided that even phase 3 Alps are 100% male now and that tomboys are also men and that everybody is gay?
Can we just drop this shit already?

>> No.12862196

>>12862156
>I feel like it fucks up the aesthetic though.
Why's that? If anything I find a monster girl design that doesn't resort to "replace arms and legs with furry paws/scaly claws, add a tail and call it a day" to be much more interesting. Designs like KC's feel really formulaic and uninspired.

>> No.12862197

>>12862189
I wouldn't bully my Werecat imouto if I had one.

>> No.12862198

>>12862189
What are the bottles for? What is this, that M Night Shamalamadingdong movie?

>> No.12862200

>>12862176

She is essentially just a Russian Jinko in a space suit.

>> No.12862202

>>12862132
>While repeating this, eventually they'll lose all resistance to having sex and making love with men while still completely retaining their own self-awareness as a man even though they used to say they hated it so much

What the fuck.

>> No.12862203

>>12862176
This is 4chan
We hate everything
Everyone
All the time
Welcome to the internet, enjoy your stay

>> No.12862204

>>12862203
I don't hate everything though

>> No.12862205

>>12862200
>She is essentially just
No, not essentially just, she IS a Russian Jinko in a space suit. And I like her.

>> No.12862207

>>12862194
>tomboys

I will end your bloodline.

We can just use the older profile.

>> No.12862208

>>12862204
>TokiWartooth.jpg

>> No.12862209

>>12862202
See? Totally not gay, right?

>> No.12862210

>>12862189

Guys GUYS I got it!

You play hide and seek outside with a Kunoichi.

You tell her you'll count to a hundred before finding her.

You count until she leaves.

You go back inside and watch TV.

>> No.12862213

>>12862202
cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug.

** its pretty much a red flag into bullying those sluts.**

>> No.12862214

>>12862202
Wait a second
If only gay men turn into Alps to begin with
Then why would they hate having sex with men?
Does KC just not understand gay people?

>> No.12862215

>>12862207
>I will end your bloodline
Why, because I think all this bitching is stupid? You want to keep bitching?

>> No.12862217

>>12861860
Again, isn't that just the MGE's Standard "Pleasure Rune"?

When did it become "Ilassa's Insignia"? It's all over the place in the MGE.

>> No.12862219
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12862219

>>12862193
No, I'm shy.

Yeah, I'll delete it.

>> No.12862220

>>12862194
>>12862197
>>12862198
Gugure! Anon-san
The joke is that the waterbottles, they do nothing! Seriously, don't you watch Chinese cartoons?

>> No.12862222

>>12862204
It means you are still a newfag
Escape while you can, run before this hellish place sucked all the joy and happiness from your soul
It's too late for us,but not too late for you

>> No.12862223

>>12862174
That's.... Uh....
Dedicated?
>>12862179
Wait what? Leather is a fabric.
>>12862184
Oh okay.
>>12862191
You guys are married now.
>>12862196
It is a necessary, if cliche, step in putting the monster into the girl. metaphorically you dickass
>>12862210
dude you're mean.
do one for polt

>> No.12862227

>>12862215
Tomboys are miracles of the universe and in no way gay. Alps may be gay now but tomboys are 100% straight and any affirmation to the contrary is trolling, high treason and madness.

>> No.12862229

>>12862220
You lost me.

>> No.12862230

>>12862217
Shit, I forgot about that. I had that Baphomets collar on my mind when typing.

>> No.12862231

>>12861938
Somebody's been reading all those recently translated Rocket Monkey H-Mangas, haven't they?

>> No.12862233

>>12862222
b-but i've been here for 7 years

>> No.12862235

>>12862229
Literally, just watch it. Gugure, anon-san. You can do it.

>> No.12862236

>>12862227
But the guy I was arguing with earlier made it clear that being attracted to a tomboy made you gay.

>> No.12862237

>>12862223
I meant, say, silk gloves vs thick leather gloves.

>> No.12862238

>>12862176

I'm more surprised you don't hate Anya just based on who her 'Father' is.

>> No.12862239

>>12862235
Explain further.

>> No.12862244

>>12862236
Liking tomboys isn't gay
But Alps go way beyond tomboys

>> No.12862245

>>12862236
Then that guy is a stark raving faggot and should not be listened to.

>> No.12862246

>>12862237
silk gloves are barely anything, i'm talking about winter gloves.

>> No.12862247

>>12862238
Bollocks and I... we are the same.

>> No.12862251

>>12862122
tentacle hair?
I wonder if my hand would get stuck if I gave her headpats.

>> No.12862252

>>12862247
wait what? you are british testicles?

>> No.12862253
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12862253

I love the griffon girl! Might include one in a story.

>> No.12862254

>>12862252
No, I mean we're both members of a group. The Elite Four.

>> No.12862257

>>12862214
Gays in denial.

>>12862209
It always was sort of gay, now it's gone way up. I now know how that guy from MGU felt when KC rewote Dragon. Not that I had an alp waifu but, you know.

>> No.12862259

>>12862253
See, those are the types of claws and paws I like. Close to human size, with claws or fur or whatever but not excessive.

>> No.12862260 [SPOILER] 
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>>12862239
Anon please. The reference to water bottles is in one of the episodes. It's a myth that you can put a ring of waterbottles around a cat and the cat won't be able to leave.

I would female inugami so hard.

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12862261

>>12862253
Did ELH even make a profile for her?

>> No.12862262

>>12862259
B-but muh big meaty paws.

>> No.12862263

>>12862260
A cat is fine too.

>> No.12862265

>>12862259
But what exactly do they add to her design? To me, all they really do is make her unable to give handjobs or footjobs. They don't make her look any more attractive, but they're so understated that they don't make her look monstrous either.

>> No.12862267

>New Years Eve
>Thread is winding down, some nice, pleasant conversation, but then dead.
>Go to bed.
>Wake up.
>Thread has doubled in length.
>It's almost 100% Shitposting
>First Maledom Shitposting
>Then Gender-War Shitposting.

Well this thread is right fucked then ain't it? And fuck, we're only on page 6.

>> No.12862268

>>12862257
>when KC rewote Dragon
Huh? What happened with dragons?

>> No.12862270

http://www.catsaway.org/tips-&-tricks/the-old-water-bottle-myth.html

>> No.12862271

>>12862262
Noh.
Big meaty paws holocaust starts today.
>>12862265
Just a reminder. The hand is something human, through and through. To take away someone's hands is to also take away a way for them to express themselves. By giving a girl scaled hands you are reminded that this thing is not human.

>> No.12862272

You know, what happens to the wives of incubi who become alps? Do alps come with an extra lover? What if the guy had a harem, do you get them all? Will they resent you because you "made her/their husband gay"?

>> No.12862273

>>12862253
Only now I notice she has a collar.

>> No.12862275

>>12862268
That they become submissive after getting the D.

>> No.12862276

>>12862267
We should just have an Alp-Amazon-Manticore, who's a sub and has a penis.

Just get it over with.

>>12862271
>Big meaty paws holocaust starts today.
Over my dead body.

>> No.12862277

>>12862261
South American Ryu harpy?

>> No.12862278

>>12862272
Alps wouldn't get a waifu/gf in the first place

>> No.12862279

>>12862267
It's amazing what happens when people have normal things to do for New Year's. I do love me some late-night mgt.

>> No.12862280

>>12862272
That's impossible unless the alpification was forced via a potion.

>> No.12862281

>>12862272
I think you don't always need to have a waifu to turn into an incubus.

>> No.12862282

>>12862253
>that top

Bar wench griffon.

>> No.12862283

>>12862268
He never rewrote it.

But there were some bad translations that got corrected.

And either way, the "Guy from MGU" being referenced was a complete faggot who went off like a fire-cracker and sent KC death-threats because of the original, half-assed translation of the Dragon, not even the book version or re-translation.

>> No.12862284

>>12862278
But they need MAMONO MANA to become Incubi before they can turn Alp.

>> No.12862287
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12862287

>>12862253
Needs more Gyphon.

This should do nicely...

>> No.12862289

>>12862276
>Over my dead body.
FITE ME
YOUR HANDJOBS ARE INADEQUATE AND SLOPPY, AS ARE YOUR COMBAT SKILLS.
>>12862284
no, they need dicks.

>> No.12862292

>>12862275
That's a mis-translation and half-assed understanding.

They do not become submissive after getting the D. That wasn't even in the old, bad translation. They become submissive after recognizing their mate as stronger than them. The old translation made it sound like this was inevitable, like they subconsciously weakened themselves until their "Treasure" was a "Stronger, Male Dragon". The re-translation disproved this, showing that, if you want a submissive Dragon, you are gonna have to fucking work for it.

>> No.12862293

>>12862284
I thought mamono mana in air makes them alps 2 stage and then they gather mana from men to reach 3 stage

>> No.12862294
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12862294

>>12862282
>>12862287

>> No.12862295

>>12862275
But they don't. They only become submissive to a man who's stronger than them. And the only additions to her in the book profile is that some dragons are extremely proud and reclusive who drive away anyone who comes after them, and eventually die full of bitterness and regret, and grief and regret are mana-magnets in that setting so they're prone to being revived as undead dragons. So how exactly were dragons ruined in any fashion?

>> No.12862297

>>12862289
>YOUR HANDJOBS ARE INADEQUATE AND SLOPPY, AS ARE YOUR COMBAT SKILLS.

..Well, mine are, hers are great.

Bro, do you even meaty paw?

>> No.12862298

>>12862254

It's not like he doesn't deserve it.

>> No.12862300

>>12862278
You have to be an incubus before you go alp.

>>12862280
What?

>> No.12862301
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12862301

>>12862294
Cute
Would want pictures of sex of, of all varieties, like that maid griffon fic.

>> No.12862302

>>12862297
Meaty paws give shit handjobs. No exceptions.

>> No.12862304

>>12862292
>if you want a submissive Dragon, you are gonna have to fucking work for it.

that makes it even more worthwhile.

>> No.12862305

>>12862294
What? I liked the other one, but I like this one too, beautiful belly.

>> No.12862306

>>12862298
I wouldn't know.

>> No.12862307

>>12862302
Look, I know your mother set a bad precedent, but lets not be hasty with our judgement.

>> No.12862308

>>12862297
nein. Do you get stabbed through the chest often by people who can properly use their thumbs?
yes

>> No.12862309

>>12862275
Into the trash she goes.

>> No.12862310
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12862310

>>12862260
Kokuri is a good girl.

>> No.12862313

>>12862302
Meaty paws are for cupping either side of your face. While she turns your head towards hers for a kiss.

Paws large enough that you can grip and massage them with both hands.

>> No.12862314

>>12862292
>>12862295
Dudes, it's MGU, I don't know the whole story, just that some guy was mad because of something KC did to the profile and threatened to kill him.

>> No.12862315

>>12862308
I usually avoid getting stabbed, it's not great for my skin..

>> No.12862317

>>12861860
>>12862217

It's Mari's, not Ilassa's. We don't know what Ilassa's is. Mari's is rather close to the standard pleasure rune but has some small differences. Just go look at her profile's border art.

Or you know, ask Maritan or Less.

>> No.12862320

>>12862292
Do you have the citation?

>> No.12862324

>>12862310
Who are you?

>> No.12862325
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12862325

So why do you guys hate tiger so much?

>> No.12862327

>>12862325
I want to make love to a jinko and make her chuff while I kiss her and pat her belly

>> No.12862328

>>12862325
No one does, except faggots.

>> No.12862329

>>12862272
Now I want a suffering story about MG finding a man of her life only for him to become a cocksucking slut.
Bonus points if it's some prideful noble MG like dragon or vampire

>> No.12862330

>>12862313
I still can't see the appeal. I'd rather have my face cupped by a normal hand.

>> No.12862331

>>12862325
I don't. I love the jinko. I wish to make sweet love to a chuffing jinko.

>> No.12862332

>>12862325
They are extinct

>> No.12862333

>>12862304
Precisely.
Though I'd rather just be a precious Treasure.

>>12862320
Do you have an MGR account?

>> No.12862335
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12862335

BIG SOFT FLUFFY PAWS ARE THE BEST

>> No.12862336

>>12862261

Griffon Girl wasn't his. I forget who commissioned .Less to do Griffon.

Re:Filename - Pretty sure that's the "final" unless there's new art or something.

>> No.12862337

>>12862309
I'll take her. Chances are she needs it, as she was just dumped by some dick.
>>12862315
but you can't avoid it because you can't bend your thumbs to hold a shield.
>>12862325
I like my medium yandere jinkos.

>> No.12862339

>>12862314
The guy just plain didn't like KC's MG-ification of Dragons. Thought Dragons were too "Sacred" and he "Ruined them" or some shit.

Dude was crazy. He's the same fag from the Fermented Apples story.

>> No.12862341
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12862341

I've never watched any Gundam, but I'm starting to think I should. Will it help me with these Wurms or will it do something else entirely?

>> No.12862343

>>12862341
It's just as retarded as wurms
So I guess you can give it a shot

>> No.12862344

>>12862333
>I'd rather just be a precious Treasure
That's ok, to each their own.

>> No.12862345
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>>12862333
I. Do. Not.

>> No.12862346
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>>12862276
I love big fluffy hands

>> No.12862348

>>12862341
It will make you learn to love Mecha, as one should.

>> No.12862351

>>12862339
Dare I ask what that story is about?

>> No.12862353

>>12862339
Ah, I see.

>fermented apples

How much of as faggot can one guy be!?

>> No.12862354

>>12862348
It's weird. I think giant robots are silly, and yet they keep calling out to me.

>> No.12862355

>>12862346
Oh my fuck that's not even human.

>> No.12862357

>>12862345
Someone needs to make this with MGs already.

>> No.12862358

Guys GUYS I got it!

A close to blind kikimora goes to sleep.

She places her glasses next to her as usual.

You sneak in while she's asleep and take the glasses away.

You wait until she wakes up in the morning.

She reaches for her glasses and can't seem to find them anywhere.

"N-No Master-"

She trips herself and falls off the bed.

"M-Master!"

She bursts into tears while rolling up into a ball.

You can't help but feel guilty, you piece of shit.

You go to help her.

You hug her.

Tell her everything is alright.

And that Master will always be there for her.

From then on you slept with her every night.

>> No.12862360

>>12862346
>hands big enough to crush your head

NAH.

>>12862351
You don't want to know.

>> No.12862362

>>12862355
>not even human.
But that's the point of MGs

>> No.12862363

>>12862346
My negro.

>> No.12862365
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>>12862289
>YOUR HANDJOBS ARE INADEQUATE AND SLOPPY
Them's fighting words m8

>> No.12862366

>>12862358
You redeemed yourself.

>> No.12862368

>>12862358
thumbsup.gif

>> No.12862371

>>12862358
Started off sounding like a bit from Tales from the Crypt, but the ending was nice.

>> No.12862373

>>12862358
>>12862310
>plosi

So that's where that captcha went. I'm stupid.

>> No.12862379

>>12862345
Well then you'll just have to trust others on their word about the most up-to-date translations then.

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>>12862335
That's a very round looking bottom.
>>12862341
Try it.

>> No.12862382
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12862382

Time for a bit of fun.
First with some basics for our young hero.

>> No.12862383

>>12862371
>Tales from the Crypt

..Now I know who that guy is. That must be Charons dad.

>> No.12862387

>>12862355
Hello Emperor Obvious.

>> No.12862388

>>12862383
>Charon's dad is a bully
No wonder she grew up crooked. I bet he pun-ished her all the time.

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>>12862382

>> No.12862393

>>12862382
You lost me

>> No.12862394

>>12862382
This would later be known as the legend of the Fistonator.

>> No.12862395

>>12862389
uh oh

>> No.12862401

>>12862389
She won't be so smug for long, will she?

>> No.12862402
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>>12862389
Well, he's got the basics down.

>> No.12862403

>>12862389
>"ORAA!"

>> No.12862407
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>>12862402
Time for some retaliation.

>> No.12862408

>>12862402
nothing like nailing a smug lilim right in the face

>> No.12862409

>>12862402
Is that dude .less' avatar?

>> No.12862410

>>12862402
>punching a demon with godlike powers

>> No.12862411

>>12862407
>I felt that one
Your next line is going to be
>Just a little though

>> No.12862413
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>>12862407
Someone's going to be feeling it in the morning.

>> No.12862414

>>12862413
This better end in angry makeup sex..

>> No.12862416
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12862416

Can we talk about dick thrones

>> No.12862417

>>12862413
Please tell me he was actually kill

>> No.12862418

>>12862416
I literally did the Saitama workout today, please no.

>> No.12862420

>>12862325
Whenever someone talks bad about Jinkos, a very aggressive shitposter comes out of the woodwork. Between that and the fact a Jinko-loving ballotstuffer was the cause for Nyanon's CYOA being destroyed (at least partially), it's not hard to imagine why some of us have come to hate Jinkos.

>> No.12862421

>>12862413
I need guro pics

>> No.12862422

>>12862416
>the urge to smell intensifies

>> No.12862423

>>12862421
No.

>> No.12862424

>>12862416
>thalidomide anubis
Oh dear god, how could you allow this?!

>> No.12862425

>>12862420
>ballotstuffer
I'm so sick of hearing this bullshit. Please stop it already.

>> No.12862427

>>12862423
Yes

>> No.12862430

>>12862416
Where are her thumbs at?

>> No.12862431

>>12862425
>Average vote from the previous several choices was roughly 3 against, 3 for Jinko. Suddenly marriage choice, it goes to 2 against, 12 for.
>Not suspicious in any way.

>> No.12862433

>>12861993
>waifu souls

>> No.12862438

>>12862431
>still keeping it up
>lying about the numbers
Why? What could you possibly have to gain from this?

>> No.12862440

>>12862417
>MGE girls
>killing

>> No.12862441

>>12862411
>not "do you remember me now?"

>> No.12862442

>>12862382
>>12862389
>>12862402
>>12862407
These really do look like storyboards to me.

>> No.12862446

>>12862427
Never.
>>>/b/

>> No.12862447

>>12862440
>punching a high demon for no reason
>not getting killed

>> No.12862448

>>12862431
Sorry, you're right. I was about 12 total. 2 against, 10 for (with some variation due to ambiguity of what qualifies as a reply, and what's a vote).

Still, a 300% increase in total votes for Jinko is well within the realm of suspicious.

>> No.12862450

>>12862446
Guro is love
Guro is life

>> No.12862452

>>12862448
You're still wrong. It was 2 that were neutral at most, both just said "respect her decision", and 8 for her.
And now we can stop this.

>> No.12862455

>>12862450
>Guro is life
You high m8?

>> No.12862457

>>12862447
She's a succubus, and he's a hero who could actually land a solid hit on her. Why would she kill him if she could instead drag his unconscious ass to the nearest bedroom and have some fun with him?

>> No.12862460

>>12862452
And that doesn't seem suspicious when in the previous several polls had, on average, a 3-3 split?

Any sane individual might become suspicious when their district's total voting population instantly doubled or tripled, particularly when the huge increase in voters is only for one side of the election.

I know you probably like Jinko, but let's not be wilfully blind here.

>> No.12862464

>wake up
>oh boy I wonder what /mgt/ is up to
>still arguing about the Nyanon debacle
Sasuga.

>> No.12862466

>>12862136
If I ask her for a handjob in a British accent, would that be considered 'classy'?

>> No.12862469

>>12862457
Self-defence reflex?

>> No.12862472

>>12862455
I'm drunk if that's something

>> No.12862474
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>>12862413
>>12862411
Why yes.

>> No.12862479

>>12862460
I don't know what the average split or number of voters was because I usually was asleep at the time the CYOA was active, which I bitched about on several occasions. My vote at least wasn't involved in most of the previous ones.
Another person admitted to voting for Toriza for shits and giggles.
That's two out of the eight, reducing the number of votes that need accounting for to 6.
There. Now I'm not going to reply to you anymore, and it would be very nice if you didn't reply to this either.
>>12862474
OPM has taught me well.

>> No.12862481

>>12862460
no but it didnt happen and everyone really loved jinko even though they didnt vote for her before it was because they found true loev of cat in their hearts and only then voted for her and not because of ballot stuffing you liar jinko a best

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>>12862474

>> No.12862484

>>12862474
.Less should have at least put this gif format.

>> No.12862486

>>12862483
This is fun.

>> No.12862487

>>12862479
>trusting anonymous at his word in regards to voting.

Okay. I R ballot stuffer responsible for the ohter 6. Jinko a best.

Clearly the issue is settled. It must have been ballot stuffing, as per the honour system.

>> No.12862488

>>12862483
"Show me a good time, Jack!"

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>>12862483

>> No.12862491

>>12862489
STANDING HERE

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>>12862416
Okay.

>> No.12862496

>>12862489
Oh the edge.

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>>12862489
That's it for now!

>> No.12862499

>>12862489
>"Psssh...nuthin personnel, kid."

>> No.12862501

>>12862491
I REALIZE
It's been too long

>> No.12862502

>>12862472
I suppose that will do.

>> No.12862510

>>12862498
Go MC, you can do it.

Put your hands up everyone. Let's send him our energy.

>> No.12862511

>>12862489
Dual-wielding means he's the hero!
>>12862498
This is the part where the voice of the announcer from Dragon Ball Z steps in.

>> No.12862512

>>12862501
YOU WHERE JUST LIKE ME

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>>12862512
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

>> No.12862518

>>12862512
TRYING TO MAKE THE HISTORY

>> No.12862524

>>12862511
The first step to dual-wielding is to not look like a faggot, which very few characters do right.

>> No.12862527

>>12862494
Hm, still better drawning skill than me..

;_;

>> No.12862530

>>12862489
>Dual Swords
>Not sticking punches
6.7/10

>> No.12862533

>>12862489
>I guess I have to use "THAT"

>> No.12862538

>>12862524
It really works best with axes, you know, viking berserk style.

>> No.12862541

>>12862510
I'm putting my hands up.

To help her, that's it.

>> No.12862544

>>12862541
>her
Traitor scum. M-me too!

>> No.12862548

>>12862489
>"I'm Self-insert the Lilim slicer, has a nice ring to it, dontcha think?"

>> No.12862549

>>12862489
>dual wielding
>dual wielding the same weapon and not something like a sword and gun, or a sword and ax
I guess he has Edgemaster +10.

>> No.12862555

>>12862510
SWIPER NO SWIPING
SWIPER NO SWIPING
SWIPER NO SWIPING

DID I DO IT DORA-SAMA?!

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>>12862379
Or someone could not be a faggot and just post it.

>> No.12862566

>>12862541
>>12862544
Oh traitor-kun..

Your time will come..

>>12862555
..Yeah..sure.

Good job.

>> No.12862570

>>12862489
Unless the next words out of this faggot's mouth isn't 'COME SUSANO-O' he is going to get trashed.
He'd still get trashed cause Yosuke is weakest P4 member

>> No.12862572

>>12862544
Don't forget me.

>> No.12862577

>>12862560
>2015
>not being a faggot
SHIGGIDY DIGGITY

>> No.12862584

>>12862570
But that is not Naoto
Light/dark attacks a shit
The happening chance is too small and is useless against any formidable enemies

>> No.12862586

>>12862570
He's a true bro tho.

>> No.12862590

>>12862489
>Hurt me and it'll make ya famous!

>> No.12862594

>>12862584
Naoto is shit against bosses yes
But for clearly hordes she's good
ESPECIALLY in Golden where apparently Atlus changed it so pretty much half the enemies in a given dungeon has a Light/Dark Weakness

>> No.12862600

>>12862560
I don't think that guy acknowledges this one.

>> No.12862608

>>12862566
>Your time will come..

I sure hope so. The day I get my waifu and am granted the opportunity to make sure everyone has a waifu who loves them will be a great day.

>> No.12862617

>>12862416
The Reverse Dickthrone:

Firstly, access to the genitals must be unresticted for anubis convinience. Start by performing a wall sit. Bend your knees at a 90 degree angle, and set your back against a solid wall.
Hold this position even as your anubis partner brings you to erection. She might choose to stimulate you with her paws, mouth, or even verbally. It is recommended that teasing be kept to a minimum for the sake of personal endurance.
When fully erect, assist the anubis in mounting you. Depending on her height, you may need to lift her partially so she can properly sit on you. A taller anubis may be able to hilt atop you while standing on her pawtips, but if the anubis' paws cannot reach the ground, then you'll need to fully support her weight on your lap.
When both of you are comfortable and secure, wrap your arms around your anubis partner, then begin slowly lifting her bodily up and down, creating a thrusting motion between the two of you.
Remember, your anubis partner should be leaning into you, with her torso pressed against yours at a slight angle against the wall, in order to not cause discomfort as you lift her weight.
If you feel confident enough, then your anubis partner can even wrap her legs around yours from below, for even greater intimacy.

While this position requires a lot of endurance, stability and trust to carry out, it can be a very enjoyable position with many benefits. As well as being extremely intimate, the anubis is free to easily wrap her arms around you, and can experience all the pleasure of a dickthrone while still being able to face each other.
Not only that, but this position also doubles as a very effective exercise! Of course, if the position is too hard for you to maintain, a chair or stool can always be used as a crutch. This may limit the anubis from wrapping her legs around you, however.

Now both you and your anubis waifu can know and experience the pleasure of the reverse dickthrone.

>> No.12862619

>>12862594
>golden
>buying no games console
Why would you do that?

>> No.12862626

>>12862617
>
Firstly, access to the genitals must be unresticted for anubis convinience. Start by performing a wall sit. Bend your knees at a 90 degree angle, and set your back against a solid wall.
Hold this position even as your anubis partner brings you to erection. She might choose to stimulate you with her paws, mouth, or even verbally. It is recommended that teasing be kept to a minimum for the sake of personal endurance.
It's even more horrifying than I imagined.

>> No.12862628

>>12862464

We are? I haven't seen anyone here mention that lately.

>> No.12862629

>>12862608
Traitors only get one thing.

Matango

>> No.12862634

>>12862628
It was being argued about here>>12862479
>>12862481
>>12862487
for example.

>> No.12862639

>>12862626
Stop skipping leg day, then. Do it for your anubis waifu. Or other monstergirl waifu who's anatomy allows for dickthrones.

>> No.12862640

>>12862639
>Stop skipping leg day
That was yesterday. And Dragons don't allow for dickthrones anyway, the tail gets in the way.

>> No.12862643

Your monster daughteru has wet her bed on New Years after drinking a whole carton of strawberry milk before bed.
Do you scold her, quietly clean up after her and not say a thing, or ram your waifu in the ass after telling your daughteru to clean up after herself?

>> No.12862645

>>12862629
Exactly. Traitors to monsterkind must be punished. Those who join the monste's rside, on the other hand, will be reward.

>> No.12862649

>>12862643
I pick two.

>> No.12862650

>>12862645
Traitor-kun pls.

Order4Evar

>> No.12862652

>>12862634

>people still caring about a generic and drawn out CYOA that didn't even have a plot in the end.

>> No.12862654

>>12862640
Then the reverse dickthrone method is perfect for your dragon waifu. If you ask nicely, I'm sure she could flap her wings to offset some of her weight, too.

>> No.12862655

>>12862643

Second option. I'll let it pass since it's new years. She learned her lesson with this incident.

>> No.12862656

>>12862643
>a whole carton of strawberry milk before bed.

Shitty parent confirmed.

>> No.12862659

>>12862650
New Order that is. I for one welcome our new, sex-crazed mistresses.
>>12862654
Fine, then I will.

>> No.12862661

>>12862643
Clean up after her while teasing her the whole time

>> No.12862666

>>12862643
>who the fuck are you?
>I don't have a waifu or daughertu
>get out of my house!

>> No.12862668

>>12862617
>face each other.
Please stop turning dickthrone into vanilla. My heart will stop if you keep it up.

>> No.12862669

>>12862654
Mah nigga.

>> No.12862670

>>12862656
>not letting your daughteru play with fire and learning why you shouldn't the hard way
Fucking nanny. I bet you want kids to ride bikes with helmets, and ban fireworks because one retarded Wurm blew up a bakery, huh?

>> No.12862673

>>12862619
But I didn't buy an Xbone

>> No.12862683

>>12862670
A Wurm blew up the Dragon's bakery?
>>12862673
Burn.

>> No.12862684

>>12862650
He's right tho.

>> No.12862690

>>12862668

Protip: All he's described is the seated position but with the guy standing instead of sitting/laying on a bed.

>> No.12862695

>>12862683
Different bakery. One that's ran by Lamia.

>> No.12862699

>>12862695
This dragon based monopoly of the bakery scene is suspicious.

I bet the Tanukis are behind this!

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>>12862310

Too young in that image, needs more Ara ara~

>> No.12862708
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>>12862659
Just for you.

>> No.12862709

>>12862699
First Dragon will oust the threat closest to home, then she will rid herself of the Tanuki Bakery chain. All will fall before her superior cooking skills, warm smile, and cut-throat tactics.

>> No.12862720

>>12862358
All your crimes have been forgiven. Though you are free to tease her a little, kiki's enjoy that.

>> No.12862723

>>12862673
NO GAMEES

>> No.12862725

>TFW there's only really one writefaggot story that has a THROUGH THE FLOOR Ushi-Oni

Why.jpg

>> No.12862726

>>12862709
But what happen's when the tanuki's claim she isn't using genuine holstaurus milk in her products and begin a slander campaign against her?

>> No.12862734

>>12862726
Dragon will obviously release certain photographs involving the head Tanuki and her affair with the local paper boy.

>> No.12862735

>>12862684
My paladin brother.

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>>12862489
>Teleports weapons in
>Uses Twin Swords

I always felt like people waste the proper opportunities teleportation of weaponry and armor provides.

Having a massive personal Arsenal / Armory stocked in items engraved with runes to teleport and eventually automatically be teleported back would be amazing in both convenience and combat effectiveness.

Projectiles like throwing knives, spears, throwing axes, bows with multiple arrow types, ect and the normal weapons to niche weapons for specific purposes would provide advantages in combat regardless of conditions. Then there's shields and armor to take into account.

That would be a proper Order Hero, an Armsmaster that uses legit tactics and weapon skills to provide as many advantages to themselves on the battlefield.

Also because a moniker / nickname like Arsenal or Armory would be cool.

>> No.12862741

>>12862734
>Has super strength
>Claws
>Fire
>Uses blackmail.

I dunno man..

>> No.12862747

>>12862741
You don't bother using your high level skills on random cannon fodder, anon.
Do you even RPG?

>> No.12862750

>>12862747
Of course you do, and then you sleep at the inn.
Do you even grind?

>> No.12862751

>>12862738
So Gilgamesh?

>> No.12862752

>>12862735
I was supporting the traitor, duh.

>> No.12862754

>>12862750
>Sleeping at the inn

>Not sleeping in the home of your beaten opponent

>> No.12862757

>>12862750
Who says we're grinding? Dragon's already at a high enough level to take of oil barons and politicians if she wanted to.

>> No.12862758

>>12862752
Aha, tricked you into a confession!

>> No.12862763

>>12862754
Whatever, as long as it has a bed.

>>12862757
>Not going for max level.
I think it is you who doesn't even RPG.

>> No.12862764

>>12862758
But that wasn't necessary. You just need to ask me to know that.

>> No.12862765

>>12862763
>level capping
What's the point? Are you a completionist?

>> No.12862771

Did the familiar story get a part 3?

>> No.12862774

>>12862764
Look man, I have a quota. You think paladins get paid by the hour?

>> No.12862776

>>12862765
Well no, I don't give two shits about 1oo%, but I insist on max lvl.

>> No.12862777

>>12862771
Working on it right now.

26 pages and 10504 words in with the end nearing site.

Probably posting it this weekend.

>> No.12862779

>>12862771
Not yet, but I hope it does.

The healthy, possessive Familiar makes me hard.

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>>12862751
I don't know?

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>>12862776
I believe it's more fun when you do things at a lower level.
Why do you insist on reaching max level? I'm genuinely curious.

>> No.12862799

>>12862786
Hm, you know, I never thought about that..

I guess I just like being stronger than my enemies? Not really sure to be honest.

>> No.12862800

>>12862785
Gil had GoB, a giant treasure trove filled with enough weapons, armor, rare items, and magical shit to take on damn well anything.
>Cannon fodder? Random weapon spam.
>Chief God? Enkidu + GoB weapon spam.
>Overpowered OC? Boot heel.
>Immortal bullshit Monster Lord? Harpe/Ea.

>> No.12862802

>>12862785
Is dat MGQ harpy?

>> No.12862804

>>12862643
How old is she?

>> No.12862806

>>12862799
I guess you like it when enemies take the least amount of effort to go down? I will admit bashing on enemies with a max level party is quite fun at times, but it's really fun when you fight super strong enemies while underleveled. It can also be infuriating.

>> No.12862811

>>12862774
Just change sides already. We have cookies

>> No.12862817

>>12862806
I guess I agree with you.

And depending on the game, I don't even reach max lvl right before the end.

>> No.12862824

>>12862804
Obviously 5-7.

>> No.12862828

>>12862811
No, how about you change sides?

We have Human rights.

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>>12862643
>Implying my daughteru isn't smart as fuck.
>Implying she would wet the bed.
>Implying she isn't a smug piece of work like her mother.

>> No.12862835

>>12859433
W-what was val holding?

>> No.12862839

>>12862832
>Thinking being smart or smug stops accidents

>> No.12862841

>>12862832
>Implying your daughteru didn't inherit your dumb quirks.

>> No.12862843

>>12862835
Undead grey lamentation mushroom.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Undead_Grey_Lamentation_Mushroom

>> No.12862848

>>12862839
No but it would stop her from wetting the bed at an age as high as 7.

>> No.12862850

>>12862777
I look forward to it.

>> No.12862855

>>12862850
Thanks, I hope it lives up to your expectations.

>> No.12862856

>>12862848
>not knowing the truth behind strawberry milk

>> No.12862859

>>12862856
W-what truth?

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>>12862802
Maybe.

>>12862800
I mean like teleporting into your hands or armor onto your body.

It's nothing too insane, just weapons a person could use or armor a person could wear.

Weapons are tools and recognizing when to use what and taking advantage of every opportunity is what matters most.

Get knocked back by a Minotaur? TP a throwing knife in and chuck it at her while recovering.

Harpy decides to hover out of reach of steel? Give her a taste of some arrows from a bow instead.

Dullahan "Tank" Knight blocking everything ever with a shield? TP in a Shotel and give her the business.

>> No.12862872

>>12862865
>not launching your weapons and such at your enemies like arrows/missiles from hell
And this is why the Order is a bunch of candy assed maggots.

>> No.12862874

>>12862872
What the hell do you want from us? We have a strict budget..

>> No.12862877

>>12862874
Maybe you'd have a better budget if you were actually worth it.

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>>12862872
That's not a very heroic method.

Nor is it a very plausible one for traditional RPG mechanics.

We're talking about hard magic here, one would probably need runes tattoos to accomplish an act like teleporting armor and weapons in-hand.

I'm sure something bullshit like a Lilim could manage that though.

>> No.12862883

>>12862877
Don't even start, this is basic training all over again.

>> No.12862888

>>12862881
And Gil did it with only a dinky keyblade.

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>>12862848
Accidents can happen beyond 7.

Just clean up and don't tease her at all. It's important for a young daughteru to know you'll be there for her when she fucks up. Helps build confidence and self-esteem.

>> No.12862894

>>12862828
>The Order
>Human rights

>> No.12862896

>>12862894
Enjoy being a food source I guess.

>> No.12862897
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>>12862888
MGE doesn't have fruity Disney styled Keyblades.

Also he's literally part god or some shit.

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12862901

I want to see KC draw some of his existing MGs in armor.

>> No.12862905

>>12862901
>AllOfMyYes.jpg

>> No.12862906

>>12862896
You can bet I will.

>> No.12862907

>>12862786
To steamroll them and shit on their hopes and dreams, what other reason is there?

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>>12861364
>using the one without a punchline
>>12861663
Joke's already been done

>> No.12862911

>>12862897
Yes. His mother was the goddess Ninsun, known as "Lady Wild Cow".

>> No.12862912

>>12862786
Also, the thrill of the fight when you find a truly strong opponent. That Elements fight in Xenogears man.

>> No.12862914

>>12862695
Did this lamia perhaps almost burn it down by falling asleep?

>> No.12862915

>>12862907
Way better articulated than I have.

>> No.12862917

>>12862906
Alright then.

Same time next week?

>> No.12862918 [DELETED] 

How do you folks feel about hyena/gnoll girls?

Note, don't click if non-standard pussies get you all angry.

http://i.imgur.com/veEvMnr.png

>> No.12862919

>>12862914
That's what actually happened, but everyone is blaming the sweet Dragon who runs the other bakery.

>> No.12862923 [DELETED] 

>>12862918
Touché good sir, touché..

>> No.12862925 [DELETED] 

>>12862918
BOOOOOOOB
NO GAEEEEMSSS

>> No.12862926 [DELETED] 

>>12862918
I'm already positive not everyone will be a fan of this. I, however, am. Very nice. Would service/10

>> No.12862928

>>12862136
You do a trade, you offer to massage her breasts and she massages yer cock.

>> No.12862933 [DELETED] 

>>12862918
The non-standard pussy really goddamned pointless.

>> No.12862934 [DELETED] 

>>12862933
is really*

>> No.12862936 [DELETED] 

>>12862933
Considering she's a hyena girl, I'd say it's got a pretty justified point.

>> No.12862937

So do you think in the monster hierarchy, farmgirls are looked down upon? Not necessarily because they're shit but because there are so many of them that supply far outstrips demand. They'd beg for a horny teenager to take them for an hour just to curb their cravings, never really expecting a man to commit to them since there's no real reason to pick her over the 400 other girls on this farm alone.

>> No.12862939

>>12862824
>>12862643
how is it even a question then? I'll clean up quietly after her.

The only exeption that could be made here is if it was a kiki daughteru.

>> No.12862941 [DELETED] 

>>12862936

A justified point for what, futa that isn't really futa?

>> No.12862942 [DELETED] 

>>12862918
That's a fucking dick. Fucks sake.

>> No.12862944

Why shota is so shit?

>> No.12862947

>>12862944
There's nothing wrong with /ss/.

>> No.12862948

>>12862944
Loli a shit too.

>> No.12862949 [DELETED] 

>>12862941
It's not really futa at all. It's basically a fleshy onahole that leads to her womb. Kind of like a really long vaginal canal.

>> No.12862950

Report and Ignore.

Don't commission or even acknowledge Bob's RP'ing fucktoy either.

>> No.12862952

>>12862937
I imagine that monsters in general never really expect a man to commit to them since... they're monsters.
It's why they're so good at rape. 'Cos everyone runs. The first one that doesn't is the husbandu.

>> No.12862953

>>12862944
Because you don't like it.

>> No.12862957

>>12862944

I'm not into it, and I don't have anything against it, but it's overused as fuck. Almost every story here (at least all that involves CCs) have shotas in them. It's getting really old.

>> No.12862958

>>12862937
Hi somedude.

>> No.12862959

>>12862950
I really don't know why people don't see this bait a mile away.

>> No.12862960

>>12862957
What are you talking about? We don't even have any CC on shota stories

>> No.12862961

>>12862937
According to MGE and my headcanon it is not easy for a monster girl to get pregnant so it's not like there are too many of them. Bigger numbers than rare species like dragons? Yes. As many as humans? No.

>> No.12862962 [DELETED] 

>>12862949

It's still phallic imagery, hence my futa comment.

>> No.12862963
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12862963

I bet she is still pissed about that kikimora moving in and cleaning the place up for you.

>> No.12862965

>>12862960

Pardon me, greentexts and ideas for scenarios then, but you get the point.

>> No.12862968

>>12862961
I'd like to think MGs like Holsts, Wererabbits and Slimes are more common than people. And don't have superhuman strength or anything.

But more exotic MGs like Manticores, Dragons and Liches are rare, but very dangerous.

>> No.12862969

>>12862963
Who?

>> No.12862975

>>12862969
Devil Bugs live in places where it is dirty and full of grime. I just had a mental image of them being huffy when a kikimora decides to move in with you.

>> No.12862977

>>12862963
Nothing wrong with some healthy competition. Besides, she could also try and undo the kiki's work. If she wants me she gotta work for it.

And she better work hard since I prefer Kiki's over Devilbugs.

>> No.12862979

>>12862963
>Kiki vs Bug vs Roomba
Do it.

>> No.12862981

>>12862968
I want to live in a world where slimes are common.

>> No.12862982

>>12862975
I wonder if KC intends to redraw her at some point.

>> No.12862983

>>12862975
This would be adorable if they weren't literally cockroaches.

>> No.12862985

>>12862981
Slimes are easy to subdue, you just need to reach in and grab their core, then they're just putty in your hands.

If you miss the core when you make a grab though, it's a bit like quicksand, she'll start drawing you in. Keep trying to grab the core before she immobilizes you.

>> No.12862989

>>12862968
There's a bit in one of the MGE books that says that "humans are the most numerous race in the world", but whether that means "humans outnumber all monsters" or "humans outnumber any one specific monster species" isn't clear.

Also, headcanon. I also like to think that MGs outnumber humans on aggregate, because the idea that there's not enough dicks to go around and the girls are getting desperate makes me diamonds.

>> No.12862991

>>12862981
Going by Dragon Quest/DnD logic that MGE runs by, slimes would be really common.

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>>12862985
> tfw they don't have a core

>> No.12862996

>>12862993
Time to get the salt.

>> No.12862997

>>12862993
Slimes are slow in any case. Running shouldnt be hard.

>> No.12863000

>>12862989
>the idea that there's not enough dicks to go around and the girls are getting desperate makes me diamonds

This is gonna end badly in the long run. Horribly badly.

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>>12862993
It's in there somewhere, you just need to reach around a little.

Dark Slimes don't try to hide it, because they cheat and use magic.

Don't try to grab Dark Slime cores, it won't end well.

>> No.12863002

>>12862996
That'd do fuck-all.

>> No.12863003

>>12862993
Time for the liquid nitrogen.

>> No.12863005

>>12863002
Then get more.

>> No.12863010

>>12863005
Why would you want to pour salt on a Slime anyways?

>> No.12863011

>>12862997
But Anon, how is he gonna level up?

>> No.12863015

>>12863001
>>12863001
Looks mighty tempting though.

>> No.12863017

>>12862918
Burn in hell.

>> No.12863019

>>12863010
Why do we do anything in life? Because it might be funny, duh?

>> No.12863025

>>12862918
If you knew to link, you know that pseudo futashit is not welcome.

>> No.12863028

>>12863019
Salt doesn't even stop slug-girls in MGE. It just turns them into lolis.
Maybe anon was intimidated by those big fat slime tats.

>> No.12863031

What if slimegirls are chill as fuck and just want to coexist with us, and wanting to pour salt on them labels you as a murderous, deranged psycopath?

>> No.12863032

>>12863011
He will just have to join some party of adventurers and level up from the shared experience while handling their baggage and doing cookery.

Gotta start somewhere.

>> No.12863033

>>12863025
More like it's straight up porn so it can't be posted directly.

But that didn't stop the shitposters.

>> No.12863034

>>12862963
>>12862979
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

>> No.12863037

>>12863010
I want to share a watermelon with a slimegirl.

>> No.12863038

>>12863032
What good is gonna do it to be at lvl 30, if your only skills are [Cook] and [Carry]?

>> No.12863042

>>12863028
Those are some mighty zingers..

>> No.12863047

>>12862989
Harems for everyone!

>> No.12863049

>>12863034
We godda push this for Summerslam.

>> No.12863050

>>12863033
The futa enablers are the shitposters, don't kid yourselves.

Thank you based Janet.

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>>12863037
>Slime waifu trying to tell you she wants to be pregnant.

HNNNG

>> No.12863064

>>12863050
Just a regular day at /mgg/..

http://i.imgur.com/j9AYN6k.jpg

>> No.12863069

>>12863001
But it looks so happy...

>> No.12863076

>>12863064
Alps don't cause trouble though.

>> No.12863081

>>12863076
Not on their own, true.

>> No.12863083

>>12863062
Damn, that's a healthy slimegirl. I just want to rub her tummy until my hands sink in past her membrane layer.

>> No.12863085

>>12863076
Boys with pussies are fine. Girls with cocks are not. Learn the difference.

>> No.12863091

>>12863062
>>12863083

>She comes to you carrying a watermelon in her belly one day
>She tugs on your clothes to get your attention
"Yes?"
>She then points at the watermelon with an eager look on her face
"What, you can't digest that? You want me to slice it for you to make it easier?"
>She shakes her head side to side, before putting both her hands on the underside of her belly and posing to you like a pregnant woman, just like she saw on that drama series that airs on TV
>Your eyes widen in surprise as you slowly begin to realize what she really wants, your face being as red as a tomato
>She blushes a lovely shade of dark blue, giving you a warm, innocent smile of satisfaction, happy to know her message went through

>> No.12863096

>>12863091
How do slime reproduce?

>> No.12863102

>>12863096
get enough mass that they split

>> No.12863106

>>12863096
You cum inside them and eventually they'll grow in size and split.

Then you have two Slime waifus.

>> No.12863108

>>12863096
Giving birth to monstergirls only, or humanboy birth too?

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>>12862985
I feel like it's not that easy

>> No.12863113

>>12863085
>blatantly trying to start shit

Alps are girls.

>> No.12863114

>>12863108
I like the MGQ canon, where there's a chance of a regular Human boy being born.

>> No.12863120

>>12863114
For the sake of appeasing the squeamish, lets say that the pregnant slimegirl develops a "womb" made of out opaque slime. I guess she'd feed the developing child her own mass in nutrient form until he's finished developing, then you can just reach right in and pluck him from her belly.

>> No.12863121

>>12863111
Last time I checked regular slimes can't dissolve swords.

Also this slime is pretty big.

>> No.12863123

>>12862959

While I won't condone his weird ERP tendencies, not commissioning .less because of one shitposter isn't really going to deter anybody.

>> No.12863124

>>12863114
Itll happen in MGE too when te DL gets enough power to overwrite the rules

>> No.12863129

>>12863001
Are you confident you could survive MGE? Let's say the no kill rule is out, and standard rpg shit applies, no chief god nerfing. You can learn magic, swordsmanship or what have you, Now, you're still a regular human, starting at level 1, but you can rise to demigod status with training. What would you do? What would be your endgame?

>> No.12863133

>>12863121
I've always thought slimes could control the acidity of their body. Certain interpretations of slimes actually have their bodies be so acidic it's harmful to people if they stay in contact for too long.

>> No.12863139 [DELETED] 

ded

>> No.12863141

>>12863129
If you're trying to go for a "powerleveling" and/or "winning is more important than olev" strategy, you might want to get the attention of a few MGs first. Flirt with them maybe, dropping hints you *might* be interested in them. Continue amassing until you have several following you, each preventing the others from just using force to rape you. Then go adventuring, having them wipe out stuff that attacks you to help earn you XP and plunder. Keep doing this to farm wealth and XP until drama/lust causes the group to break up, or you reach the level cap.

If you want to go really ruthless, find a unicorn and let yourself get raped so she becomes a bicorn. Same strategy as above, but make them all permanent servants to you. Unlike the previous strategy, it lets you "capture" non-civilized MGs safely, like Ushi's or Hellhounds.

>> No.12863143

>>12863133
I remember that happening in daily life with monstergirl. My dick was quite scared.

>> No.12863145

>>12863129
> camp in graveyard overnight
> whipped cream all over dick
> await ghouls
Keikaku doori

>> No.12863147

>>12863129
I'm assuming that getting raped too much results in mindbreak and therefore a game over.

I would run, I wouldn't stick around to hear their demands or introduction, I would just run.

I keep running as I travel until I encounter a blacksmith or a wizard I can be an apprentice for, learn the trade. Then work my way up the MG food chain, starting with Mouse Girls and Slimes, running from anything too tough to fight.

Every species of Monster Girl would have a boss or legendary sub-species. For example, there would be a particular Hellhound who is completely red and is tougher than normal Hellhounds. Or working towards besting a P'Orc Chieftain in an unarmed wrassling match.

>> No.12863148

>>12863141
You've thought about this before.

>> No.12863150

yfw no scary mg to tie you up and forcibly give you the v.gif

>> No.12863156

>>12863150
How scary we talking here?

>> No.12863170

>>12863148
Not trying to be an edgemaster or anything. I just have some experience in politics so I understand how people manipulate one another. It's even easier to manipulate MGs since they're so single-minded in what they want.

>> No.12863171

>>12863147
>P'Orc Chieftain
P'Uruk-hai?

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>>12863156

>you must be at least this scary to ride

>> No.12863173
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>Chimaera without the goofy head pauldrons
>Still has the upper body of a Lion
>Lower legs of the Goat
>Snake tail
>Dragon Wings
>Dragon Horns
>Still as schizo as ever
>Just no goddamned wonky ass pauldrons

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>>12863156
A horde of large mice scary.
They bite you to get it up again until they've all had their fill.

>> No.12863186

>>12863173
I can deal with that.

>> No.12863189

>>12863150
>You'll never be dragged by a Hellhound and tied to her bed during the full moon.
>She'll never pin you down and hover her fangs over your neck, breathing heavily onto your throat as she forcibly gives you the v
>She'll never move her head and start nibbling gently on your shoulder as your face twists in pleasure.
>You'll never pass out from the sensation of her milking countless loads out of you all night long.
>You'll never wake up the next morning with your limbs untied from the bed and the Hellhound cuddling you in her sleep.
>You'll never become the Hellhound's husbando.
It hurts a lot anon.
fearboners are a powerful thing.

>> No.12863190

>>12863173
I'd like that.

>> No.12863191

Bizarre Slime: America continuation when?

>> No.12863192

>>12863171
>These are no mere rabble of lusty P'Orcs, these are P'Uruk-hai, their thighs thick and backsides broad.

>> No.12863193

>>12863147
Rincewind as fuck until that whole "apprenticeship" deal. Too bad.

>> No.12863194

>>12863171
Their breasts more pronounced, their thighs wider?

Think I'll go with P'Orcs before fighting.= P'Uruk-hai. And Goblins before P'Orcs.

>> No.12863196 [DELETED] 

>>12863176
That is adorable and terrifying at the same time. >>12863189

>> No.12863203

>>12863173
Sounds good to me. In fact, it sounds excellent to me.

>> No.12863206

>>12863193
I doubt I can self-teach myself magic and decent swordplay Anon.

Maybe I'll learn from a Salamander smith? Or magic from a Lich?

>> No.12863208

>>12863194
My adventurer

>> No.12863215

>>12863206
>Magic
>Swordplay
Neither of these are Rincewind at all, Anon. I just wanted to see you run away quickly. If anything you'd need to apprentice under a wererabbit or cockatrice or something, but...

>> No.12863220

>>12863170
That word has lost all meaning.

>> No.12863221

>>12863215
Don't forget his mimic named Luggage

>> No.12863230

>>12863221
>Yandere luggage
Oh myriad gods. I need this.

>> No.12863234

>>12863215
>>12863230
Oh right, the Terry Pratchett novel. Now I see what you're getting at.

>> No.12863238

>>12863191
>expecting Bromont to follow through
I've got some bad news, anon

>> No.12863244

>>12863147

It makes me lament to know that I will never become BULK enough to successfully wrestle a P'Uruk-Hai. I'd use every goddamned dirty move in the book, from groping her copious ass and bosom to just flat out suplexing her.

Then, in order to make her submit to 'The Boss That's Bigga', go full fucking nude, showing her your pent up bestial lust. Your GUNGNIR in full display for her eyes to take in, reminding her that if you win that very weapon she's so enraptured by is going to be gauging out the sticky and warm walls of her jar mercilessly.

In a final display of strength, i'd try my hardest to finish it before giving out in exhaustion, unleashing the spirit of LOS TIBURÓN and pinning her to the ground, yanking her bottom down and slapping her ass once in a titanic grip that calms all the P'Orcs. She'd be fidgeting, of course, her body's response to "DA BIG BOZZ" confusing her as her vulva puffed out and got engorged in arousal.

From there, as you know. It'd be the same standard fanfare of dealing with a normal P'Orc. Ass slapping as you thrust into her, groping her belly flub and sproinking her tail. Calling her things like a "meat bun", "slutty pig", "lewd flab", "meatjar of a woman" as you relentlessly attack until she's left a quivering mess and begging you for more, her ejaculate squirting from her dripping wet P'Uruk pussy, begging for Da Boss to give her piglets.

Then you service the rest of your Girlz, like a good Bozz

>> No.12863254

>>12863238
Bromont was supposed to run a Christmas Cake special CYOA. He did the first day, took a break, and never continued (to my knowledge, at least).

I wanted more drunken, Yuki-Onna CC neighbour. ;_;

>> No.12863256

>>12863244
>Wut da zog is 'e doing?

>Krumping 'er roight in da rear 'e is.

>Down roight Orky if I do say so meself.

>> No.12863268

>>12863244
>>12863256
Is that a genuine, Cockney accent?

>> No.12863271

>>12863268
I'm a burgerlander so I will go "maybe"

>> No.12863274

>>12863256

Goddamn this makes me want to fuck a P'Orc again.

>> No.12863281

>>12862365
Them is. Now fight me with your hilariously uncoordinated hands.

>> No.12863282

>>12863274
I never wanted to stop.

>> No.12863283

>>12863244
Yeah, there's no mistake where this boner came from.

>> No.12863287

>You will never work your way up the P'Orc hierachy.
>From Slave to Chieftain.
>There will be several times you lose, a higher-ranking P'Orc might have her girls brutally rape you in some dark corner of the camp to put you in your place.
>You might lose a duel and become the bitch of the winner.
>But you'll never give up. Someday you'll be King of the P'Orcs.

>> No.12863289

>>12863274
Things these threads have made me want to do:
>Pork an orc
>Touch the cow (preferably now)
>Hire a kikimora
>Cuddle a dormouse
>Bully cyclopes even harder

I love you guys.

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>>12859433
>I figure I'll finish it smutless

>> No.12863294

>>12862498
The problem with drawing a series of fights between a human and an MG is that literally everyone on these threads is rooting for the MG.

I remember when some guy wanted to get raped so bad, he managed to get a drunk, homeless, starved and PREGNANT jinko to ride him.

>> No.12863295

>>12863244
That moment when she gives you the biggest love bite of your life after you pull her tail one too many times.

>> No.12863299

>>12863289
don't forget to rail the scale

>> No.12863300

>>12863129
Honestly it wouldnt be that hard, the majority of monsters come with a listed weakness. For instance orcs are super slow and onis are contently piss drunk and super clumsy. Other than that its just a matter of not letting your dick get out of control with the more seducy monsters

>> No.12863303

>>12863295

She can love bite me as hard as she wants because that'll just receive a clamp on the buttocks and a thrust so hard and powerful that her body wouldn't know whether to ovulate or whistle dixie.

>> No.12863315

>>12863300
Well, yes, but you still have to fight. Unless you want to be hardcore, and go the guile route.

>> No.12863321
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>CUDDLE SEX
>IN THE SAUNA
>WITH A P'ORC
>FINAL DESTINATION

>> No.12863332

>>12863321
I'll take sitting in a sauna wearing nothing but a towel with a bunch of fit Monster Girls, from Oni to Bear-mode P'Orc girls for $100.

>> No.12863336

>>12863321
Cuddle sex with any monstergirl in a sauna or hot tub sounds pretty divine, to be perfectly honest.

>> No.12863341

>>12863336
Just be careful if you take a dormouse in, you need to make sure she doesn't overheat or tip into the water.

>> No.12863342

>>12863336
What about slimes, or is that EMG only?

>> No.12863347

>>12863342
>dry sauna
>dessicated slime girl

>> No.12863350

>>12863342
Dissolving in water? I recall some slimegirl stories where slimegirls can just absorb a body of water regardless of volume.
Alternitavely, you could just headcanon them as being hydrophobic in the same way that oil is.

>> No.12863351

>>12863321

How about with a Yeti?

>> No.12863354

>>12863351
>Yeti
>Sauna
You're an asshole.

>> No.12863358

>>12863351
The yeti might get all hot and sweaty. She'd start getting drowsy and falling asleep if she stayed in for too long.

>> No.12863360

>>12863351

Yeti cuddle sex is for near the open hearth.

But if you want lewd cuddle sex.

>Ren Xiongmao
>Opium den
>Pulls the curtain closed as she undresses, showing off her juicy tits and health
>Not wanting a Panda to wriggle and squirm on top of you while slowly fucking your brains out, her soft pussy slurping and sucking at your cock with gentle undulations
>Not marrying her the next time you get paid, when she agrees not even on the basis of the gold for her freedom
>But on the fact that she loves your cock

>> No.12863364

>>12863173
How do we make Chimaera look better?
Basically, still make her obviously some kind of mix of different monster girls, but with a more interesting design than just swapped out arms and legs.

>> No.12863367

>>12863364
Remove the giant fucking heads on her arms.

>> No.12863368
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12863368

>>12863364

Fine then. Here's your chimera since you're Captain No-Fun-Allowed.

>> No.12863372

>>12863364
Taking out the pauldrons, shes fine without them.

>> No.12863377

>>12863354

Ok fine, A Yuki-onna

>> No.12863378

>>12863367
>>12863372
I meant other than that. The fuckhuge arms just don't really fit her at all, for example. The legs look fine because they look kinda like thigh high socks or boots, and the hooves are sort of like natural high heels. But those arms just don't work at all.
Also, I think those are actually just energy projections. They're certainly not pauldrons, they're far too low for that. They also seem to be hovering in front of her, rather than next to her. Maybe they're just ghostly embodiments of the personalities that aren't currently in control of her body or something.

>> No.12863379

>>12863360
Oh, Calcutta...

>> No.12863391

>>12863378
The most obvious answer to "how do we fix <KC monster girl> is usually "shrink the fucking massive hands and feet".

>> No.12863394

>>12863391
We need to do the .less thing and make them animalistic, but not larger than her fucking torso.

>> No.12863408

>>12863391
>>12863394
But I like them like that...

>> No.12863410
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12863410

>>12863364
I was thinking about it before there was an entry and you'd either need something like two heads, a head on the snake tail or at least a ridiculous amalgamation of horns, ears and colours, so the heterochromia do that well enough. Basically a three-headed manticore so has to go full fabulous to not make it look same-old shit or creepy with three heads somewhere.

>>12863372
They really do make her look like an MMO tier set reject.

>>12863368
And for future reference, this is an Ushi-Oni.

>> No.12863414

>>12863408
boy I'll cut you

>> No.12863415

>>12863408
Well tough shit, you're one against many. The majority decides.

>> No.12863418

>>12863415
Actually, he's not alone.

>> No.12863420

>>12863254
I wonder when we'll learn. He NEVER continues/finishes his stuff any more. ;_;

>> No.12863422
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12863422

>>12863410
Maybe like this? But that seems awkward to fuck.

>> No.12863426

>>12862617
Muh dick.

Best exercise ever.

>> No.12863427

>>12863422
Too Setouchi.

>> No.12863430

>>12863418
Yes he is.

>> No.12863432

>>12863418
Yes you are, samefag.

>> No.12863433

>>12863430
Nope, we like big paws, and we cannot lie.

>> No.12863436

>>12863422
Yeah that's kind of what I mean, three heads or bodies would be pretty weird and probably a bit too Setouchi for KC beyond a slime type so he went with colours and fuckrandom stuff stapled to her back.

>> No.12863437

>>12863432
>Disagrees
>Samefag
Wow, that's a classic.

>> No.12863438

>>12863427
That's Thomas.

>> No.12863439

>>12863433
No you don't. You just think you do. You're being controlled by a mushroom-girl.

>> No.12863442

>>12863415
>The majority decides.
>Nothing changes beyond the amount of shitposting.
>That doesn't even really change.
Well as long as you think you're important.

>> No.12863444

>>12863439
Whatever, why don't you go back to your slick hands?

>> No.12863448

So this talk about the chimaera and multiple bodies connected to one central body got me thinking.
How would a Hydra mg work?

>> No.12863450

>>12863321
>Cuddle sex
>in the sauna
>With ANY MG
Would be heavenly.
Waifu a best.

>> No.12863456

>>12863448
This is a good question, I also wosh to know the answer.

>> No.12863461 [SPOILER] 
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>>12863444
Someone got all buttmad huh? I think I will return to my sensibly proportioned hands.
NOW EAT YOUR VEGGIES SPAWN OF MY COCK

>> No.12863470

>>12863461
You can't make, monster!

>> No.12863471

>>12863461
Nigga should've put that broccoli in a stir-fry or something.

>> No.12863477

>>12863470
English, please.

>> No.12863478

>>12863332

>Go into a sauna wearing nothing but a towel
>Sit down, close your eyes and relax as the steam does its job
>Eventually fall into some kind of deep meditation, disregarding your surroundings for a minute
>"Oh, what do we have here?"
>A voice end your moment of inner peace, making you open your eyes
>A handful of Onis had entered the sauna without you noticing
>Some of them still covering themselves with their towels, others wearing nothing at all, as the steam does a mediocre job covering their parts
>They start eyeing you up while talking to themselves, as their suggestive grins give you a pretty good idea of what's going to happen if you don't leave soon
>Meanwhile, you do everything in your power not to look directly at their fit, naked bodies, trying not to look so embarrassed
>"My, he doesn't look half-bad..."
>"Aw, look, he's so nervous!"
>"He's a real cutie, can I squish him?"
>"Jackpot."
>You apologize to them for being inconvenient, as you try to get up and leave
>Your escape attempt fails, however, as one of the girls yanks you by the neck into a side hug, pulling you back into the sauna and pressing your face against her large bare breasts
>"Oi oi, leaving so soon? You paid to get in here, right? It'd be a real waste of money if you left right now, wouldn't it?" She says as she brings you back to the rest of the group, still holding your head against her bosom
>"You don't have to worry about us, we can share the sauna juuust fiiine~. Ain't that right, girls?"
>"There's only one little condition, though."
>"I hope you're into muscly cuddle sessions, boy."

>> No.12863481

>>12863427
>>12863436
Why not just have four different personalities in a single body like KC's chimera, but with full on shapeshifting? With her transforming between a lion girl, a goat girl, a lamia and a dragon girl depending on the dominant personality. You'd still retain her defining "gimmick", but she wouldn't look like a complete clusterfuck.

>> No.12863482

>>12863461
>forcing a possibly obligate carnivore to eat brocolli
>forcing a kid to eat broccoli by itself
Too cruel.

>> No.12863487

>>12863442
As long as people stop posting giant furry tumors.

>> No.12863489

>>12863482
IT'S FOR HER OWN GOOD

>> No.12863491
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>>12863420
You do know Bromont is continuing in the archives, right? Like, back before pastebins were a thing, that's what we did.

We're at the point where we're considering buying Yuki-onna condoms.

>> No.12863494

>>12863491
Continuing in the archives? What do you mean, doing it off of 4chan proper? Link?

>> No.12863499
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12863499

>>12863478
This arouses me.

>> No.12863500

>>12863491
He's continuing pretty damn slowly that's for sure. And getting slower as he goes on.
Are the stories in his pastebin also being continued in the archives?
>>12863494
https://archive.moe/a/thread/118762720
>inb4 spoonfeeding

>> No.12863504

>>12863448
Personally, I think it would be less of multiple parts replacing the removed part, and more of the removed part growing back larger.

>> No.12863505

Chapter 31 Crabman is taking us to the monster world isn't he?

>> No.12863509

>>12863478
do not want.

>> No.12863513

>>12863491
Looks like he's continuing right now.

>> No.12863514

>>12863509
>do not want.
Not only do you type like a faggot, you also reject fine snu-snu.

>> No.12863516
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12863516

>>12863422
I'd hit that pretty hard.

>> No.12863520

>>12863481
That does sound better.

>> No.12863521

>>12863509
What is wrong with you? Are you some kind of prude?

>> No.12863522

>>12863514

Not everyone likes hulking bitches. Especially if they're haughty.

>> No.12863523

>>12863514
>Displaying my discontent with being raped into the ground in simple, easy to understand english
"hurrr, you're typing like a faggot!"
also, rape=/=fine snu snu.

>> No.12863525

>>12863522
Except for, you know, me.
>>12863521
I don't like being controlled. So that means a lot of femdom is stuff I'm just not interested in.

>> No.12863529

>>12863525
But Anon, they just want to cuddle with you. Maybe pat your head a bit, call you cute. Are you just going to leave and hurt their feelings?

>> No.12863533

>>12863525

Whoever said they were gonna straight up rape you? They just want some cuddles, mang.

>> No.12863535

>>12863529
I don't think the language they're using conveys that desire.
>>12863533
I have my doubts.

And I mean seriously, if they want cuddles they can just ask.

>> No.12863543

>>12863500
Because I'm working a part time job full time.

>> No.12863545
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12863545

>>12863529
>>12863525
>>12863522
>>12863521
>>12863514
>>12863509
>>12863523
No. Stop it. You guys are going to start a shitstorm. Don't do it.

>> No.12863550

>>12863545
That is a cutie.

>> No.12863554

>>12863535

Well, you can still leave, it's not like they're treating you like property anyway. But be warned that by leaving them without giving them the slightest feeling of satisfaction of cuddling after a hard day of lifting will make them very, very sad.

>> No.12863558

>>12863554
If they want cuddles they'll just have to ask, instead of barging in and barking demands like they own the place.

>> No.12863562

>>12863525
Hence why I said, NOT everyone.

>> No.12863568

>>12863290
What? It's not like you want me to just write page after page of relentless, hunger-frenzied ghoul blowjobs!

>> No.12863588

"Due to the dwindling male population new reports show that rape cases have gone up an extraordinary 405%. People are calling these times the 1000:1 age.......As you all know the females outnumber the male population by....."
You sigh and turn off the TV. You were a male. Really rare these days you know. You quickly scanned your surroundings to make sure there were no MGs nearby. You never know whether one is hiding somewhere. It wasn't always like this. These days even kikimoras do not hesitate to rape men on site since there is a serious lack of men. Every female became desperate. No female wanted to lose a man so somehow they all turned VERY possesive. Once you were caught you werent seen outside. Ever.

continue?

>> No.12863594

>>12863588
Yes.

>> No.12863595

>>12863588
Stop fluctuating between past and present tense, if you do plan on continuing.

>> No.12863596

>>12863588
Hell yes, last man standing scenarios are great.

>> No.12863597

>>12863588
>1000:1 ratio
They would've attempted to find a solution by the time the ratio was 50:1

>> No.12863600

>>12863562
pootis.
>>12863588
Absolutely not. I have no desire to see some dumbass get raped literally every step he takes.

>> No.12863601
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12863601

>>12863588
Keep goin'. This sounds like the Elf planet but with more MGs.

>> No.12863606

>>12863588
>Fake an injury every time one of them tries to rape you
>With so few men, they'll never risk taking another one out of the equation
>Force them to court you like a gentleman, the prince with the glass skeleton

>> No.12863614

>>12863588

Why aren't there more dystopian stories like this?

>> No.12863615

>>12863606
Fuck that, I'll barricade myself in and shoot anyone on sight.

>> No.12863620

>>12863614
because I don't like reading stories about one dumb shit getting raped by every girl he meets.

>> No.12863624

>>12863606
"You can't have sex with me. I have avian bone syndrome."
"That's okay," said the harpy. "So do I!"

I don't think this is going to work out.

>> No.12863626
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12863626

>>12863478
Yes.

>> No.12863631

>>12863620
It could be about an underground railroad of the last free men in the world. Breaking slaves who aren't completely mindbroken free, trying to bide time and prepare for a rebellion against Monster Girl overlords.

>> No.12863633
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>>12863601
Around elves, watch yourselves

>> No.12863637

>>12863631
>in a setting where we're outnumbered 1000 to 1

Only if we isolated the components of demonic energy and final solution the bitches.

>> No.12863639

>>12863631
Or you know, doing the logical thing and nuking them off the face of the earth when the ratio exceeds 15:1

>> No.12863642

>>12863615
>>12863624
I guess I'm just lucky that I can dislocate things and pop them back in pretty easily.
>Grabbed by a monster girl and forced to the ground
>Pop a few fingers out of their sockets
>OH GOD! YOU BROKE MY HAND WHAT THE FUCK! OH GOD THIS FUCKING HURTS!

>> No.12863644

>>12863639
I'm sure some Monster Girls will just see nuking as 'Playing hard to get'.

>> No.12863646

>>12863644
>Atomic detonation
>It doesn't count because I want the MC to get raped!
Nice.

>> No.12863647
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12863647

GUYS

GUYS

How about a dystopian setting where humans and "lesser" monstergirls are ruled over by elite monstergirls, yet human males aren't considered commodities?

>> No.12863648

>Bromont: Believe I based the age thing off of Rosario + Vampire, that Snow Women can't have children after a certain age (16-22); but for the life of me, I can't remember the precise numbers.

Anyone know what he's talking about?

Personally I think it sounds like BS, since a housewife MG that can only have kids as a teenager sounds as silly as saying Holsts can only get pregnant as lolis.

>> No.12863650

>>12863637
Yea if we have gotten to 1000 to 1 we are already past the point of a normal rebellion being of any use. We would need some science brothers to work up a virus or something.

>> No.12863651

>>12863647
No thanks.

>> No.12863654

>>12863642
What about slimegirls? If one gets the jump on you, they could envelop you to the point of immobility, in the name of "your own safety".

That, and you might find it hard to pull that trick on a succubus, lilim, or powerful sorceress monstergirl who knows a thing or two about hypnosis.

>> No.12863656

>>12863111
She's going to need a good dosing of napalm

>> No.12863657

>>12863588
You would think that they would solve the problem. They tried ever since male to female ration hit 50:1. But genetics is a very complicated field. They say that they're 'one step closer' to finding a way to increase male baby pregnancy rates but the solution never comes. Society changed very rapidly after hitting the 100:1 ratio. The government enacted 2 children per couple rule. Then 1 child per couple. The government tried to encourage polygamy to increase the chances of getting a new male child but ironically MGs started to get more and more possesive as the male population dwindled. You would think that a lot of us males would be happu about recent events. Some are but me? Fuck this. I dont want to be forced into loving a person Ive barely met. Also possesive and restricting girls aren't my type. So I've preserved my purity. It isn't easy. As a human male literally NOONE is on your side. Police? Please. They want to 'protect' you all right. Makes me fucking sick.

continue?

>> No.12863659

>>12863647
I just don't wanna get raped. At all. If I'm gonna get raped I want it to be my fault.

>> No.12863660

>>12863647
Chibi duerlla a cute

>> No.12863664

>>12863657
Yes you aardvark, it's like one guy who's not interested.

>> No.12863665

>>12863657
The guy made sure his place had no opening big enough for mice girls, right?

>> No.12863668

>>12863657
mneeeeah.

This could either be 2 eggy 4 me
or
A femdom fest where the only thing that happens is the mg gets his pelvis busted by everything that moves

>> No.12863672

>>12863668
You don't have to read it if you don't like it.

>> No.12863673

>>12863654
Ain't just fingers, and I don't need my hands free to do it. I can just flex and dislocate my jaw, and it makes the nastiest popping/cracking sound when it happens.

I'd be okay with a Lilim though, them's classy ladies who don't need no rough rape tactics. If she just asks nicely I'd waifu her.

>> No.12863674

>>12863672
Indeed. However I have every right to defend my position that I am a stronk independent white boy who don't need no rape.

>> No.12863696

>>12863254
He's been continuing on the archive. Much like the old days, he'd start a thread then finish the story in the archive, sometimes continuing the stories to novella-length and beyond.

https://archive.moe/a/thread/118762720

>> No.12863702

>>12863657
Iguess it isn't that bad. I mean MGC Atlanta is one of the more 'progressive' regions. At least I have freedom of movement and speech. Ive heard from some dudes that I meet with that in MG Russia, males are forced to work at 'milking' facilities. That's not even the worse I heard. In some countries like North korea, males have no rights. At All. Scary shit. You know lately I've been hearing that our government will pass a legislature regarding something about forced collection. I mean its really vauge but its been on the back of my mind. Anyways I always check at this time for mouse girls. They're real fucking sneakier than I thought. Nearly got raped by one of those. So I check all my doors and double lock them just in case. I'm so grateful that I live in a safe neighborhood. The bad parts of town are filled woth ushi-onis and the slimes. All I have to worry atr mice girls and the occaisonal kikimora.

>> No.12863707

>>12863702
Why kikimoras of all things? They're so sweet....

>> No.12863709

>>12863707
Cause even they ate getting desperate

>> No.12863717
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>no mg waifu to listen to records with

>> No.12863720
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>>12863647
Sounds lame.
>>12863601
>>12863633
Now we're talking.

>> No.12863727

>>12863702
I'd rather be kept in a chemical coma and "harvested" than be at a milking factory. There's something offensive about it. Fuck Russia.

>> No.12863730

>>12863717
>no big Jinko waifu you can squeeze with all your strength

Being big is suffering

>> No.12863732

>>12863709
Fuck you I want my dedicated kikimora. I want to rub her ears until she eargasms.

>> No.12863740

>>12863730
No it isn't. Being someone who doesn't feel like they fit in their body is suffering. Saying you're suffering because you have a big body but don't want it is like a fuck you to the people who do but can't. How would you feel if I ranted about how I hate being a manlet?

>> No.12863741

>>12863702
>>12863707
>>12863709

Kikimora are attracted to unclean rooms like flies to honey. And living as a fortified hikkimori doesn't exactly make for clean and neat living. So expect them trying to peep into your window or knock on the door at all hours.

>> No.12863747

>>12863732
This. Kikimora are love. I want to be pandered to.

>> No.12863748

>>12863741
I'm fine with having a kikimora come in my fort and organize the grenades and machine-gun parts.
A) if she's doing it just to because she wants everything to be NEAT UND TIDY then that's fine-I could use some organization in my life
B) if it turns out that she's not a huge bitch and we wind up fugging, I'd get a loyal wife who isn't a nutter.

>> No.12863749

>>12863647

Is there a version of this without Druella? Just her though. Everything else needs to still be there.

>> No.12863751

>>12863740
Are you triggered? Tumblr pls.

>> No.12863754

>>12863749
I'm not sure if we have pictures of SD Lilims aside from Deruella, Mari, and Ilassa.

>> No.12863756

>>12863740
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.12863757

>>12863749
If you give me like 15 min, I can see if I can make something.

>> No.12863762

>>12863754

I was going to replace Druella with chibi versions of the others. Also changing the front text to be appropriate in each case.

>> No.12863767

Jesus Christ guys, I just got out of an Oculus Rift experience in which I was sitting at the other end of a kotatsu from a wonderful vampire girl who was resting her head on the table, rolling her head in a swaying fashion and smiling like it was the coziest thing ever. It's the future!

>> No.12863768

>>12863516
what game is this?

>> No.12863772

>>12863762
I look forward to it.

>> No.12863774

>>12863767
Video or get out.
Is there an option for a Medusa?

>> No.12863775

>>12863767
Call me when we can simulate touch.

>> No.12863777

>>12863727
The milking facility isn't that bad man. You aren't hooked up to a machine like a beast or anything. You live in comfort and eat nice food(laced with aphrodisiacs and supplements) and hang out with friendly pretty nurses. Who force you to ejaculate into a jar every half hour.

>> No.12863778

>>12863768
Googles Gospel

>> No.12863784

>>12863777
Those nurses are all manticores, aren't they?

>> No.12863790

>>12863777
>jar

Can't we do it the old fashioned way?

>> No.12863793

>>12863702
I wonder what MGC Alberta would be like in such an age.

Captcha: EdgyO

>> No.12863796

>>12863767
>Oculus Rift
I wonder if I'll be able to get such experiences on Morpheus too.

Or if it'll just be nothing but shooters and shit.

>> No.12863799

>>12863777
Damn, I wish I had saved that greentext I wrote about the three major ways to deal with baby/semen shortages. They were: Kikimora semen bottling plant, lazy polygamous harem, and tied-to-a-milking-machine bitch factory.

>> No.12863808

>>12862022
I always thought it was /straightshota/

>> No.12863811
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>>12863762
There ya go, hope that was what you wanted.

>> No.12863815
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>>12863768
It's Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen anon.

>> No.12863816

>>12863799
Found it:

On MG planets, there would only be one job for men.

Sperm donor.

I mean, you have to maintain the population of an entire planet. Millions on sparse worlds, perhaps billions on planets with prodigious breeders like Dormice. And you'd have to deal with, who knows, a good half of those single ladies being baby crazy -- plus the government encouraging this line of thought to keep the population stable.

So this job would, depending on the type of planet, be:

1) Bottling Plant: Getting milked by your favourite girls every morning and night, with a high calorie diet specialized diet to keep up with sperm production. Maybe direct insemination for VIP clients. Rigid schedule with a long work week, but weekends off for rest. (For industrious MGs like Kikimora)

2) Nursery Harem: Living in a massive harem full of pregger girls fawning over you, as part of a baby factory. No real plan other than just doing what feels natural. Girls might visit for "vacations" from around the planet when they want to have a child. If you end up accidentally finishing inside an already-pregnant girl, another might have to lick it out and put it inside a visitor with her mouth. (Probably better for lazier species like Holsts or Dormice)

3) Milking Facility: Basically bound up to milking machinery like a cow, with MGs taking shifts to tease and arouse you while you're bound to the wall, keeping arousal at its peak. Vibrators, everywhere. Lots of mouth-to-mouth feeding and anal stimulation, I bet. (Sadistic and heavy femdom races here, like Ushi-Onis)

>> No.12863819

Well the thread is nearing the 2000 mark. It's not ready to die yet; far from it, but in preparation for the recap what are some things you'd like to put in? I think some notables include

Beyblade runner wurm
Fighting about polt, alps, paw and hand size and gender
being gifted an onahole
Discussing penis length and bathing with a purple kitsune
3D mg's
Dickgirl(?)hyena
Cleaning a mantis's scythes
Where to make a sex face:a novel by wurm
Stupid mg edits
Tanuki=hitler
Polt the sex teacher
p'orc makes a comeback
And many, many more. What are some of your favorites?

>> No.12863820

>>12863811
Heh

>> No.12863822

Would a Tanuki attempt to shower you with affection by kissing you with a chocolate coin between her lips?

>> No.12863823

>You will never be one of the last men on Earth, free men
>You will never be holed up in your home, it's night out
>They're all at your door, scratching at your windows, their cat calls tempting you with the pleasures of their bodies
>Your .357 is by your side
>Then you hear them scatter, a tromping noise increasing in volume
>Peeking through a small slit in the wood the lesser MGs couldn't hope to break easily with their bare hands, the little cunts, you see what scared them off
>No no no no no
>Not one of them, fuck no
>It's an Ushi-Oni
>& she can SMELL YOU

>> No.12863827

>>12863568
You underestimate me

>> No.12863828

>>12863823
>you shoot her
>she dies
Good end.

>> No.12863829

>>12863815
No you ugly shit. I'd rather stick my dick in an anthill.

>> No.12863833

>>12863819
Remove everything that caused a shitstorm of some sort.
>>12863822
I wouldn't mind that one bit.

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>>12863823

>> No.12863839

>>12863833
I have to put in the stuff that caused shitstorms because those are defining moments in the thread, unique little moments that make it what it is!

Just like how tumors make you unique.

>> No.12863841

>>12863819
I dunno, there're all equally dumb/awesome..

>> No.12863844

>>12863838
Or you know, save the bullets for the ushi-oni.

They're not made of titanium I mean sheesh.

>> No.12863846

>>12863784
>>12863790
Actually the nurses in charge of collection are custom golem girls with orifices designed to catch and store semen, so you can fuck them normally or just get sucked off.

>> No.12863848 [DELETED] 

>>12863819
>tfw recap anon mentions your shenanigans.

>> No.12863849

>>12863844

No, but they do regenerate to an unknown extent. For all we know it can either A) Kill her good, or B) Just make her think you're playing hard to get.

>> No.12863850 [DELETED] 

>>12863848
What were YOUR shenanigans anon?

>> No.12863852

>>12863846
Throw in vydia and internet, and a forested area I can leisurely trail and you got a deal.

>> No.12863854

>>12863815
I want to take Yao's first time while holding her paw.
>>12863829
But anon. She's never used her pussy before. Imagine how tight and sensitive she is.

>> No.12863856

>>12863844
I was waiting for >>12863849 to show up.

>> No.12863857

>>12863849
Here's the magic solution.

Shoot her in the head.

If she gets up, shoot her in what's left of her head.

Continue until her head looks like a crushed watermelon filled with jelly.

Congratulations, you just killed an ushi-oni!

>> No.12863860 [DELETED] 

>>12863850
Oh, I'll never tell..

Mostly because it's fucking embarrassing.

>> No.12863864

>>12863856
solved it here bruh:
>>12863857

>> No.12863865

>>12863823
>"Anon! I know you're in there!" she calls
>How the fuck does she know your na- wait, Cindy?
>Oh wow, it's just your brother's wife dropping off your monthly food supply
>They think you're crazy but say family is family, weird people but at least their hearts are in the right place
>You kind of feel like a racist now

>> No.12863868

>>12863852
You even get to leave on the weekends! And you can have visitors. Your bros that aren't into the full time cum pump lifestyle can still come by to play vidya get paid for a single donation while they are there. You basically can have whatever you want, provided you meet quota.

>> No.12863869
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>>12863865
10/10 good end I ked'd

>> No.12863873

>>12863865
Race wars are NOW.

>> No.12863874

>>12863857

Can we burn her afterwards?

>> No.12863878 [DELETED] 

>>12863860
WE MUST KNOW!
were you the hyena boy?
Is it true that you fug by putting your dick in her dick?

>> No.12863880

>>12863874
That is the traditional way of dealing with supernatural bullshit. Slay it with iron. Purge it with fire.

>> No.12863884 [DELETED] 

>>12863856

What, are you going to get your autism flared up in a tiff over different interpretations over an Ushi-Onis regenerative abilities, Commerical-Faggot?

>> No.12863886 [DELETED] 

>>12863878
Fuck off.

>> No.12863888 [DELETED] 

>>12863878
>hyena boy
Oh god no.
That's not embarrassing, that's sacrilege.

>> No.12863892 [DELETED] 

>>12863886
dude, you're getting pissed at the wrong person.
>>12863888
hmm, you the onahole boy? The mg edits thing?

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>>12863828
You only get one shot anon, it needs to be dead center to the heart or to the skull, a grazing shot will do nothing and it might even live through shots that aren't great but still partially hit their mark.

You could pray to Hathor for a miracle but there's no way you'll get more than one shot properly off before she's all over you. Do you take the chance or end it all?

Failure means she's taking you through the floor for the rest of your life with the potential for her children to take you through the ceiling since the floor is Mom's territory.

>>12863829
Calm down their lassy christ...

>> No.12863902

>>12863880

It works for Trolls in Elder Scrolls and D&D. So it's gotta work on Ushi-Onis. That or just napalm her and fuck using guns.

>> No.12863907 [DELETED] 

>>12863892
I'm not telling.

How about you tell me who you're working for?

>> No.12863908

>>12863854
Any girl with hands bigger than my head is disqualified. I hate shark teeth as well, COME AT ME!

>> No.12863909

>>12863893
>You only get one shot anon
Except it's a revolver with 6 shots.
>it needs to be dead center to the heart or to the skull
Or the livers, kidney, lungs, stomach, joints, arteries....
>You could pray to Hathor for a miracle but there's no way you'll get more than one shot properly off before she's all over you
You're in an armored fort, I'm sure you'll have the time.
>Failure means she's taking you through the floor for the rest of your life with the potential for her children to take you through the ceiling since the floor is Mom's territory.
or you could kill her. That too is an option.

>> No.12863913

>>12863811

Heh.

What's Mari's gunna be?

>> No.12863915 [DELETED] 

>>12863907
Well, uh, my name is greens, and I don't have a job.

That's why I'm on 4chan.

Your turn!

>> No.12863916

>>12863913
I was kinda hoping the other guy would do her.

Lol, I made a funny.

>> No.12863917 [DELETED] 

>>12863884
I'm not commercial anon, and the only one with autism is the guy who rejects all possibility of killing an ushi because of muh unparalleled healing prowess.

>> No.12863920 [DELETED] 

>>12863915
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this but..

I AM YOU.

>> No.12863923 [DELETED] 

>>12863915
I 'may' have made a few shitty edits.

>>12863920
Buhwaa?

>> No.12863924

>>12863868
But can I fall in love?

>> No.12863927

>>12863917

All I said is we don't know the extent of their healing powers, because KC was intentionally vague outside of "Can shrug off light wounds like it's nothing".

For all we know they're like Wolverine and can have plot armor a mile thick with their regenerative factor, or they actually rely on a huge amount of calories/their own metabolism to regenerate anything past what could be considered a flesh wound.

They're not immortal, just stupidly durable on their Not-lady-bits

>> No.12863929 [DELETED] 

>>12863920
So you WERE the hyena guy! I knew it!
Just kidding, that wasn't me. I can't draw for shit.
>>12863923
fuck you those were magical. Beyblade runner is my new pastebin icon.

>> No.12863937

>>12863929
Glad you liked, even though it was such a sloppy, fast job.

Seriously, that one would've gotten me kicked out of photoshop class...

>> No.12863938
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>>12863917
>"M-muh guns."
>"M-muh nuggets."

>> No.12863940
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>>12863908
The hands I could understand, they aren't for everyone. But sharkteeth? Really? Sharkteeth a fucking best you pleb.
But really, I'm not gonna argue with you about this. You're entitled to your opinion.

>> No.12863941

>>12863937
>*liked it
Words™, how do they work?

>> No.12863944

>>12863937
The simplicity gives it charm.
Just like wurms!

>> No.12863946

I don't have a kotatsu, so I couldn't fully immerse myself in the experience, but I got the next best thing. I did my laundry. And then I took the warm cloths straight from the oven. And then I put them on the bed. Finally the time came and so did I, while in the Rift. It was such a comfy feeling. It really left my mind such complicated. All we need now is a fluffy tail simulator, and this could be complete.

>>12863774
Here you go anon. It's not as amazing as I made it out to be, but it's damn cute and I love it. I like the gibberish voice effects too.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm24532215

>>12863796
You will. And it will contain interaction. I believe I saw a demo on one of sony's older headsets with idolm@ster.
And then there's summer lesson (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlnUYt8DyBk).).
Don't worry, they like their waifus.
Also most of the current Japanese made Oculus Rift demos have waifus, like the head-patting-while-sleeping-with-waifu simulator. Or the watching stars with Miku one. Or the one where you touch her hair. I think you get the point.

>>12863775
Well hey, if it's anything, they can feel your touch. You just can't feel it back. Not yet at least. We're getting haptic feedback suits soon™. I know of at least two groups who are trying to make that possible right now, although the tech is limited.

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>>12863944
Hm, that makes sense.

Anyway, always nice to hear kind words. Even if it was for stupid stuff.

Yeah, I'll delete it, keep your pants on.

>> No.12863953

>>12863946
>warm cloths straight from the oven
Pretty sure that's a fire hazard.

>It really left my mind such complicated
Get a bath so complicated uncle Joey Suzuki.
>Joey family scared arms

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>>12863938
Fuck you too.

>> No.12863962

>>12863946
Head patting simulator with haptic feedback?
Sign me the fuck up.

Giving and receiving headrubs is probably the best feeling in the universe.

>> No.12863964

>>12863954

>Shoot an Ushi-Oni with a tank
>She somehow anime magicks her way back to life
>Break out the flammenwurfer
>Wurf flammen all over her
>Flammen wins

By fire be purged.

>> No.12863967

>>12863827
Nonsense, that would just be terrible. Think of how slimy it would be!. It would be much too much of a mess. And that's before even getting into how sticky it would be afterward. No, let us not think on such unhygienic things.

>> No.12863970

>>12863964
>Now you have a burning spider raping you. Smart move, man.

>> No.12863971

>>12863964
>>12863970
>shoot ushi oni with a tank
>somehow she doesn't get reduced to a fine red mist
fucking anime bullshit man.

>> No.12863978

>>12863970
It's hotter that way.

>> No.12863979

>>12863964
We discussed using napalm and white phosphorous, as well as the limits of living beings, guy still wouldn't let it go. Whenever being captured by an ushi comes up, better to just kill yourself to avoid that guy's autism. Because nothing can kill an ushi, anon. NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12863981

Is this the HFY period? Should the young ushi-onis avert their eyes from this thread?

>> No.12863986

>>12863717
>>12863717

I'm sure there are the more refined Kikimora's that would love to sit and listen to some good old Cab Calloway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mq4UT4VnbE

>> No.12863989

>>12863979
Both of you are autistic fucks that can't stop throwing the same inane shit at the other. I swear, at this point both you fucks have it pretyped in notepad and just paste it.

>> No.12863994

>>12863940
Say that after you've been bitten by one.

>> No.12863997

>>12863989
>look at me! All impartial and superior!

Go suck claire's dick.

>> No.12863998

>>12863865
I wish to read more about the anon hiding innawoods.

>> No.12864003

>>12863998
Kitsoviet has a story on that.

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>>12863865
Well done.

>> No.12864007

>>12863997
A meaner threat would be

"Go suck Claire's dick and cut your mouth on the barbs."

>> No.12864011

>>12864003
The one with delicious kiki incest?

>> No.12864018

>>12864011
Indeed.

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>>12863997
>he wouldn't like a mouthful of delicious cat batter

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>> No.12864025

>>12863964
Caffeine darts.

>> No.12864029

>>12863946
If some day, I am able to exercise by playing a "Slave Simulator" where an Anubis works me through daily tasks as I use one of those treadmill things, or some weights or some such, and then cuddles me after a "Hard Day's Work", I might finally get in shape.

>> No.12864030

>>12863979

I was actually the guy you fucks were like "lol autist" for mentioning their healing factor when i'm not even saying they're immortal. It all depends on the writer's choice of their limits like RSAnon's Ushi-Oni taking several days to regenerate.

Not going "TOP KEK M8" and regenerating like fucking Lobo or Wolverine.

>> No.12864031

>>12864024
Yes?

>>12864023
Your life must be ever so interesting.

>> No.12864032

>>12864023
pls stahp
>>12864029
But saying anubis's kept slaves is historically inaccurate because the pyramid workers were paid and received food and healthcare!

>> No.12864033

>>12864023
Fuck off.

>> No.12864037

>>12864033
>>12864032
>>12864031
>replying to bait

>> No.12864039

>>12864032
>Implying this matters in marketing.

I just want an Anubis to boss me around and make me work hard.

And reward me with cuddles.

>> No.12864041

>>12864030
>i'm not even saying they're immortal

But nothing can kill them right? Not fire, not guns and not getting their heads cut off or hearts ripped out. You're like that kid with the everything proof shield no one wants to play with after two hours.

>> No.12864043

>>12864041
>everything-proof shield
dammit anon, I wanted to say that!

>> No.12864046

>>12864037
>replying to those who reply
>implying anyone's unaware of the wormy goodness

>> No.12864047

>>12864041

What do you think not being immortal means?

They're plenty killable, but it wouldn't be as easy to kill one as something like say, a Werecat.

I've already said that applying fire to them after wounding would be an easy way to cut off any regenerative factor they have. Just like trolls.

>> No.12864052

>>12864043
Nito shrug.gif

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>>12863913
>>12863916

Okay, I changed my mind.

Here's one. Didn't have any other chibi art or anything clever to write, but it'll do for now.

>> No.12864055

>>12864053
I like adventure.

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>>12864047
>Wanting to kill a Werecat.

>> No.12864059

>>12864047
>I've already said that applying fire to them after wounding would be an easy way to cut off any regenerative factor they have

If you're him, you're backpedalling because you said the healing would overtake the flame. I'm out.

>> No.12864062

>>12864058
That box is fucking sick!

>> No.12864065

>>12864053
Cute/10

>> No.12864066

>>12864058
What the hell kind of staples is that box from?

>> No.12864067

>>12864059

I'm >>12863849, and like i've said multiple times, to which your autism has ignored for whatever reason. It depends on the writer as I said in >>12864030.

RSAnon's can regenerate from having half her fast blasted away because that's how he sees them capable of regenerating.

Wolverine can regenerate from a metal skeleton because fuck logic. Lobo can regenerate from a drop of blood because again, fuck logic.

The only thing KC told us was they can shrug off minor wounds, not the limits of their regeneration. So sorry your headcanon is so set in stone that you clearly need to get back on the short bus since you're the kind of LARPer that can't have fun.

>> No.12864070

>>12864055
I heard the "Super Adventure Club" is way better.

>>12864065
Thanks m8.

>> No.12864074

>>12864053
Adorable. I'd join that club.

>> No.12864076

>>12864066
One run by monstergirls.
Most likely sexually frustrated ones judging by the stick figures.

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>>12863909
You'll get one clean shot before she disarms you anon.

You might get two if you have one of those bunkers meant to withstand nukes in the basement but it will be a very dirty shot. Like...dirtier than a vietnam whore dirty.

It's sort of an issue applying logic to a creature that can enter your home at any angle that also has ranged attacks.

>> No.12864084

>>12864076
So it's just a regular staples run by MGs

>>12864070
Not that kind of adventure.

>> No.12864085

>>12864074
I was gonna write "Cave of wonders" cause sex jokes are super original, but that one seemed better.

>> No.12864086

>>12864078
I like her eyes. Very interesting drawing style that artist has, too.

>> No.12864092

>>12864084
>Not that kind of adventure.
I suppose that wouldn't be /ss/..

>> No.12864094

>>12863819
Hyena ain't a dickgirl

>> No.12864097

>>12864092
Not a huge fan of /ss/

Unless it's legal /ss/. Same rules with loli

I would gladly be the sidekick of an adventuring MG or human adventurer because lord knows I would make a terrible MC

>> No.12864101

>>12864094
Pseudo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hrM2biD7g4

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>>12864094
Come on man.
>>12864097
If consent is involved, I want no part in it. I want to be taken tenderly, and non-consensually before my rapist establishes me as her husbando.

>> No.12864105

>>12864097
>I would make a terrible MC
As long as you're not some dense jackass, you'd do ok...probably.

>> No.12864108

>>12864105
Being a dense jackass is a great qualification for an MC.

>> No.12864114

>>12864105
That's......I actually am pretty dense.

Unless someone tells me straight up that they like me then I don't pick up on it.

>> No.12864115

>>12864108
Well...you do need drama.

I'll still call every dense MC a jackass tho.

>> No.12864119

>>12864114
I like you Anon.

No homo.

>> No.12864121

>>12864094

No matter what you say, her having an onahole clitoris thing is gonna rustle the jimmies of the futa and anti-futa camps.

She's like a Starbust, a fucking contradiction.

>> No.12864122

>>12864067
I think it can very quite a bit, it really just depends on your justification. I like RS's (anything but heart or brain) because it kinda makes sense: the blood is what carries the regenerative power, and if you don't have a heart pumping blood, they can't regenerate.

Also: considering if they could regenerate quite a bit, how quickly do you think it would happen? several seconds? hours? days? That could have a big impact on how fearsome they really are.

>> No.12864123

>>12864119
I would adventure with you any time anon.

Taking hits for homies.

No alp

>> No.12864126

>>12864119
>No homo
Lying Alp slut.

>> No.12864130

>>12864123
Alright, let's have a totally not gay adventure.

If not, can I be the rival character?

>>12864126
Would a slut demand a full course dinner? I didn't think so.

>> No.12864131

>>12864122

For me it'd depend on the extent of the damage to her body more than anything else. If you blow out her brain or at least make her heart explode boom she's done.

But i'd imagine regenerating something like a full limb aka getting her arm blasted off or severed somehow would at least take a few minutes to a couple of hours/a day for it to be fully grown back.

None of this Namekian bullshit where she gets constipated and shits out a brand new fully operational limb in a matter of moments.

>> No.12864137

>>12864130
That just makes you a needy slut.

>> No.12864138

>>12864130
I'm game

As an aside note, have a nice night all.

I must sleep before tackling a real life adventure, the ICND1

>> No.12864141

>>12864138
have a good one mate.

>>12864137
Well, that surely won't get you in my pants.

Meany.

>> No.12864151

>>12864141
>that surely won't get you in my pants.
>implying I'd want to
>implying I wouldn't want to build up an Alp cuddle pile instead
No lewd, no homo.

>> No.12864153

>>12864141
>>12864151
Lets nip this in the bud.

>> No.12864156

>>12864131
Great, now you have me thinking about namekian wome- wait a second. Namek is a while planet of no homos, isn't it?

>> No.12864159

>>12864151
I can respect that.

>> No.12864160

>>12864156

Namekians reproduce asexually. They're essentially self-replicating space slugs.

>> No.12864163

>>12864160
Oh. So it isn't racist saying they all look the same then?

On topic, is majin buu a MG?

>> No.12864167

>>12864163

They were all Guru's children on Planet Namek when the Frieza Saga happened. Dende just happened to be the last egg that was laid before Guru died.

Yes, Majin Buu is an MG. She's technically a Slime Girl.

>> No.12864173

>>12864167
>Majin Buu is an MG

Da fuck?

>> No.12864180

>>12864167
You'd have to do some genderbending though.
Also there was a canon female Majin named Booby in the Dragon Ball online game.
She was Buu's wife.

>> No.12864182

>>12864180
That fat sunova bitch.

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>>12864173
>>12864180
How about this?

>> No.12864196

Snuggle sex in the sauna with.....

I pick fox woman

what about you guys???

>> No.12864197

>>12864189
No sir, I don't like it.

>> No.12864200

>>12864196
Fucking nobody. I don't want to have a heart attack.

>> No.12864201

>>12864196
Anubis.
Always Anubis.

The heat of the sauna making her sweet sweat drip down her perfectly bronzed skin...
I'm drooling already.

The true VR Waifu Age cannot come soon enough.

>> No.12864203

>>12864196
Lamias.
Always bet on lamias. Especially when she's cold-blooded and eager to warm up her...moist, sensitive, supple body, oh my.

>> No.12864204

>>12864200
snuggle sex with.....

Not in a sauna

I still vote fox woman

What about you guys?

>> No.12864206

>>12864196
Mermaid

>> No.12864207

>>12864182
They apparently had so many kids the Majins became recognized as a race.
And that's why you could play as a Majin in Dragon Ball Online.
>>12864189
I'd fuck it.

>> No.12864208

>>12864196
Well, >>12864201 picked anubis already, so I'll say werewolf. Dat heat making her tongue constantly loll out of her mouth.

>> No.12864209

>>12864206
mermaid in a sauna?

sushi time?
get a little worm nibbling going on?

>> No.12864210

>>12864196

See >>12685660

>> No.12864212

>>12864196
Akaname licking up all dat sweat.

>> No.12864214

>>12864196
Semi-fit tabby were-cat.
That soft tone.

>> No.12864215

>>12864203
could a lamia even fit in a sauna?

>> No.12864217

>>12864215
If she wraps around you, surely.
>tfw you suggest this to her
>And she blushes, saying
>"B-But anon...only couples do that!"

>> No.12864220

>>12864217
That is your cue to kiss her .

>> No.12864221

>>12864196
Medusa. Tsunderesnake a best.

>> No.12864224

>>12864221
don't forget little towels for her hair snakes!

>> No.12864225

>>12864221

>Not massaging your tsunderesnake
>Not tenderly dicking her for her in-depth massage

>> No.12864228

>>12864217
"Oh, no! There's not enough room, Talia!"
"But wait! Maybe...no...but if we do it, then surely..."
"Talia! There's only one way through this! Wrap your supple body around mine, and we might just fit in together."
>That's when the slaps you with her tail.
>And so ends the comedy routine the two of you have been practicing

>> No.12864229

would you massage a medusa and her little hairsnakes too?

>> No.12864235

>>12864224
That's adorable.
>>12864225
>Implying I wouldn't.
>>12864229
Yes. Hell yes. A million times yes.
Imagine how adorable the sounds she'd make would be!

>> No.12864237

would you feed yer medusa gf's hair little chocolate covered mice when she wasn't looking?

>> No.12864239

>>12864196
Ren Xiongmao

>> No.12864241

>>12864196
ryu

>> No.12864246

>>12864196

Kejourou

>> No.12864247

>>12864235

click that image
>>12860381

>> No.12864249

>>12864122
The strongest of the lot would regenerate limbs in seconds, while most will need hours to days to recover. All types are still susceptible to extreme levels of damage or from being sealed away.

You'll have more to worry about from the oni that happen to know magic.

>> No.12864250
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12864250

>You'll never be pinned down on your bed during the full moon by a Medusa you though hated you.
>She'll never press up against you while crying and ranting about how she hated the fact that she could never bring herself to show you her true feelings.
>She'll never caress your face, look you dead in the eyes lovingly and say that she's going to show you exactly how she feels.
>She'll never force her tongue down your throat in a passionate kiss as her headsnakes wrap around your head and hold the two of you together.
>She'll never lovingly slide the rest of her body under your covers and start tenderly violating you.
>You'll never spend rest of the night with a tsundere Medusa in full dere mode.
God DAMN it.

>> No.12864254

>>12864250
Thanks for the despair, anon. It'll be a good end to my New Years.

>> No.12864255

>>12864250
imagine sitting on the couch with her and every once in a while one of her hair snakes leans in and gives you a little snake kiss

>> No.12864258

>>12864250
Is this confessive rape? I like that.

>> No.12864263

I read something that caught my interest earlier, and no one elaborated on it, so i will.

Lets say you find your wonderful MG GF

Do you want to get married ?
and if so..
How many kids?

>> No.12864266

>>12864258
Is it really rape if both parties consent to it?
I mean sure you might take a couple minutes, but still.

>> No.12864268

>>12864263
Yes, and at least one.

>> No.12864269

>>12864266
Is it rape if it didn't meet your expectations?

>> No.12864273

>>12864263
>Do you want to get married
Is that even a fucking question?

>How many kids?
3. All kind sisters who get on each other's nerves, but are all willing to stand up for their imouto when she gets picked on by the Paladin boy who says black-eyed girls are evil.

Also the eldest grows up to be an Ara at least 5 years older then the other two.

>> No.12864279

>>12864263
>Meet wonderful MG GF
>Get married?
Duh.

>How many kids?
At least two. Probably more.
Enough for me to give all the cool names I have in my head.

>> No.12864286

>>12864263
Two, maximum.

I might be good with kids, but I doubt my ability to handle more than that.

>> No.12864290

>>12864250
>tsundere
Not even once.

>> No.12864292

>>12864250
Medusas make good tsunderes cause the behavior of the hair snakes betrays their dere side.

>> No.12864298

>>12864263
Of course I would marry her.

As far as kids go I'm not sure how many spider-type MG have at once, but hopefully one to start and go from there.

>> No.12864303

>>12864263
>Marry
Of course. Why wouldn't I?

>Kids
With a dormouse, it's hard to plan how many kids you'll have. I guess I'd try to cap it at five somehow, or I wouldn't be able to get too much free time.

>> No.12864316

>>12864263
>Marry
Of Course
>Kids?
Plenty, but we'd have them in intervals, so that at least one child is old enough to babysit

>> No.12864321
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12864321

>Monster girl waifu wants to go out, and eat.

Will you take her out?

>> No.12864322

>>12864321
Sure. I know a place where the two of us can...eat out.

>> No.12864328

>>12864290
Bitch, you do not understand. When done properly, Tsundere is the greatest thing ever.
It's just not done properly very often.
>>12864292
This guy gets it. Medusas can't be dishonest with themselves forever because their hairsnakes give it away. And once they accept their feelings, they go full dere.

>> No.12864333

>>12864263
>Litter of anubis pups

I don't think I could handle more than four. An anubis mother would be pretty good at getting the kids to behave though, I'd imagine.
Tucking them all into bed while they get all comfortable in their kaiju kigurumis/onesies would be too much for my heart to take.

I wonder, though. Would I have to buy a whole load of Duplo while they build up their motor skills?

>> No.12864338

>>12864333
wood blocks, then legos!

>> No.12864339

You go into the mamano onsen to find out who your personal attendant will be. If you don't like them, you can just reject them, right?
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random is the MG that you find in your personal spring. If you get a non-mg page, reroll.
Keep or attempt to keep your chastity?

>> No.12864342

>>12864333
>>12864338
I remember being super hyped when I realized the upper halves of legos connect to the bottoms of duplos.
But then it didn't really lead to anything.

>> No.12864344

>>12864339
>Familiar
Well, I'm fine with this.

>> No.12864345
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12864345

>>12864333
I'm happy that I still have this on me.

>> No.12864346

>>12864339
>Doppelganger
I'm okay with this.
>>12864321
It's not like either of us can cook, so yes.

>> No.12864347

>>12864339
>Get THREE fallen maidens in a row
>Not even the bestgirl muscle echidna
>Finally get Sahaguin
Can I get a cake version?

>> No.12864350

>>12864339
>Girtablilu
I'm afraid to say no.

>> No.12864353

>>12864345
Adorable. When did Loen draw this one?

>> No.12864355

>>12864353
In the quiet of the world when there was less noise and more green.

>> No.12864362

>>12864339
>Kunoichi
Does this mean I'm a target for "assassination"?

>> No.12864366

>>12864362
Probably not, you're a nobody. You'll be her cover story.

>> No.12864367

>>12864339
>Chimaera
The twist is, when she gets naked with me, dose PAULDRONS were actual Pauldrons, and this particular chimaera is Part Jinko, part Kitsune and part werewolfu.

It'll only smell like wet animal for a moment until I lather her in shampoo Needless to say, I don't leave.

>> No.12864371

>>12864362
>Natural Zipanguese beauty
>As your attendant at a natural Zipanquese hot spring

Anon, you have no need to worry.
This is where she shows you her hidden yamato nadeshiko side.

>> No.12864372
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12864372

>>12864339
Personal attendant is a centaur.
Hmm...

>> No.12864374

>>12864339
>Druella
Fuck.

>> No.12864376

>>12864339
>Ignis
How does this work?

>> No.12864379

>>12864376
You'll squeal of joy like a lobster.

>> No.12864381
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12864381

How were your holidays?

>> No.12864382
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12864382

>>12864374
I am sorry about this, but my autism is kicking in something fierce.
Deruella
DE-RU-ELL-A
De-RU-ella
DERUELLA

>> No.12864383

>>12864339

>Lava Golem

I must decline

>> No.12864387

>>12864381
Sufficient.

>> No.12864388

>>12864381
Partied with frends on Christmas. Nothing on New Year's, but going out with them tomorrow

Come at me, antisocial bros

>> No.12864389

>>12864382
More like Droolella.

>> No.12864390

>>12864381
Filled to the brim with materialism, just the way I like it. I must've spent hundreds of euros on manga.

>> No.12864394

>>12864382
Derulolelea

>> No.12864395

>>12864339
>Dark Elf
It rubs the soap on its skin or else it gets the whip again.

>> No.12864397

>>12864394
Are you a dark elf?
You've gotta be because nothing else could enjoy torturing someone like this.

>> No.12864398

>>12864395
More like she washes your mouth with soap for not greeting her properly.

>> No.12864400

>>12864382
>implying it's not Druella de Vil

>> No.12864401

>>12864382

No the proper TL has been confirmed to be Druella by Exet_mos. Only the Wiki and the old TL have the wrong version of the name still up.

>> No.12864409

>>12864398
>The guy stares at his bath attendant, a look of blank incomprehension smeared across his face, a block of soap hanging from his mouth.
>Silently, he stands, spits the soap out, and leaves the girl, heads to the front desk and demands his money back
>The dark elf sits where he left her, confused and embarrassed
Times change, son.

>>12864401
How hard is it to translate, Derlewdella, seriously.

>> No.12864411

>>12864409
>Times change, son
Then gimme the Dark Elf, I'll give you my Doppelganger.

>> No.12864413

>>12864411
I got the racially schizophrenic one.

>> No.12864414

>>12864382
Deruella cell batteries?

>> No.12864416

>>12864414
Duracella?

>> No.12864421

would a nerdy dark elf be called a


Dork elf?

>> No.12864422

>>12864339
>Walk into the Onsen, get a room.
>Shiver with anticipation at what girl they might have waiting in my room.
>Open the door.
>Nobody.
>Wander out into the room's private bath.
>Find a Lich there, dressed in a white, one-piece bathing suit, sitting on an inflatable mattress just beside the steamy hot water, with a bottle of some fluid held in her arms.

Waifu acquired. There's my fantasy for the night.
Would've been the same with any girl I liked, Lich is just what I rolled. Anubis would also be good. Great even. Fantasy may require adjustment for a Nightmare...

>> No.12864423

>>12864416
That sounds like a good idea for a humorous drawing.

LOOOOEEEEEEN

>> No.12864424

>>12864421
No bully please. Geeky dommes are the best.

>> No.12864426

>>12864421
Did someone say... dorks?

>> No.12864428

>>12864416
The copper top lilim?

>> No.12864430

>>12864426
Why yes, yes we did. But nobody cares about Miia anymore.

>> No.12864432

>>12864424
>"Alright anon, you need to list for me the names of all the gundam pilots in the best gundam series in japanese alphabetical order!"
Are you a nerdy enough dude to handle it?

>> No.12864434

>>12864339
>Lich
nice

>> No.12864436

>>12864423
>>12864428

>You'll never have a battery tsukumogami called Duracella, who's demonic realm is the "Household", who's domain is monsterifying other "appliances"
>She'll never climb into your bed at night
>"Charge me, husband."

>> No.12864437

>>12864432
Goddammit I said I'll get into it, not that I already did! I haven't even downloaded any of it yet!
This one's gonna hurt, isn't it?

>> No.12864438

>>12864432
Trick question.
There are no good Gundam series.

>> No.12864441

>>12864339
>oomukade onsen attendant
I... thanks?

>> No.12864442

>>12864436
I think we may be onto something here!

>> No.12864444

>>12864442
>When other Lilim go down...
>Duracella just keeps going!
Eh, is this what we really want?

>> No.12864445

>>12864442
Only if we can think of more Battery related puns, like Domestic abuse. Cause "charge me" was all I had.

>> No.12864449

>>12864371
>Enter hot spring
>To find a Kunoichi wrapped in a silk kimono kneeling calmly by the spring
>She still has her mask on, but you can see her warm smile through it somewhat
>"Do not be afraid. I have been ordered to take good care of you...if you would have me."

Ah, yes.

>> No.12864450

>>12864432
Shit, I only know Char Aznable and Domon Kasshu.

>> No.12864452

>>12864449
>Ordered
She's been given orders to assassinate, abort!

What's like like in MGC for the paranoid possibly-needs-medication anon?

>> No.12864455

>>12864452
What's life like***

>> No.12864459

>>12864452
Yandere bait. No really, he'd start to think that all those dirty WHORES are trying to rape him by even talking to him.

>> No.12864462
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12864462

Is it good or bad to be a Paladin?

>> No.12864467

>>12864436
I'd charge her with false imprisonment and attempted rape.

>> No.12864468

>>12864462
Bad. Paladins can only hate and the only ones that hate are those that are unloved. Unloved and unnatural.

>> No.12864469

>>12864462
Depends, are you an asshole? The paladin in your pick was probably an asshole who deserved it.

>>12864467
Would you see her locked away in a cell?

>> No.12864470

>You will never be a member of MGCPD SWAT
>Because of the speed in which the MGCPD was established, You will never be able to choose your own gear
>You will never bust Aphosis/Oomukade venom farms, and princess carry a teenage Aphosis who has been missing for over a year to an ambulance
>You will never bust a HB farm, and free dozens of human women who were raped constantly for the sole purpose of producing HBs for MGs to adopt through the black market
>You will never arrest the yandere shirohebi serial killer, just before she claimed her next victim.
>You will never club a Tanuki crime-lord with your buttstock.
>You will never keep the worst villians MGC produces behind bars
>You will never hug your daughteru before you head off to work, telling her that everything's going to be okay

I want to bring the justice so bad.

>> No.12864472

>>12864470
Your partner is so dead. And she's just a couple of weeks from retirement, too. You're going to miss that crazy ara ara

>> No.12864473

>>12864470
I want this so fucking bad!

>> No.12864475

>>12864462
The better questing is the humanity worth saving? If you think yes, than become a paladin, if no embrace the monster scum and help them in destroying humanity

>> No.12864478

>>12864475
Why would they want to destroy humanity?

>> No.12864479
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>>12864469

>The paladin in your pick was probably an asshole who deserved it.
>probably deserved it
>deserved to be tortured and mind broken

Fuck you too

>> No.12864481

>>12864475
Humanity is worth saving, but Monster Girls aren't evil.

>>12864479
You forgot raped, ntr'd, and sold into slavery

>> No.12864484

>>12864479
But anon, some people do deserve it.

>>12864478
This. It's illogical paranoia. Humanity gives monstergirls husbandos. Why would they kill their husbando?

>> No.12864496

>>12864472
>She was this laid back Red Oni, probably over 27 years.
>You two would talk about everything between missions. You were never afraid to ask sexual/racial/religious/personal/offensive questions to each other, always laughing in the end.
>But when a mission came around, she was no joke.
>She was practically sown in with us, smooth as fuck when room clearing.
>If we came across a barricaded door that was taking too long to force open, she'd just rip the door off.
>She once carried four wounded officers out of a bank robbery gone wrong, all at the same time, then came back and capped one of the culprits
>She was a well decorated officer. We were all proud of her.
>But one day, she had a little too much sake, and was killed in a car crash with an oil tanker.

No bullet ever seemed to even bother her. She had to go out in the most ridiculous way possible. That was her personality.

>> No.12864500

>>12864496
MGCPD SWAT, please become a thing.

>> No.12864506 [DELETED] 

>>12864462
You can be as good or as bad as you want to be Anon. Not all Paladins are angst-filled Monsterbaby kickers. Heck, I've known plenty that have helped loads of MGs in need. One of them, while questing to smite a Lich, noticed a Mousegirl family's cart had overturned with the family in it. He spent two days mending all of their wounds and repairing their cart. He then hitched their cart on his horse and rode them into town for them. He accepted no compensation, and then went off slaying a Lich and freeing dozens of humans from slavery.

On the other hand, I've met some 'Paladins' [spoilers]Probably more like people who failed the admission tests, were kicked out, or just posers[/spoiler] who are complete dicks who burn crops and rob MG families. Fuck those guys

>> No.12864511

>>12864462
You can be as good or as bad as you want to be Anon. Not all Paladins are angst-filled Monsterbaby kickers. Heck, I've known plenty that have helped loads of MGs in need. One of them, while questing to smite a Lich, noticed a Mousegirl family's cart had overturned with the family in it. He spent two days mending all of their wounds and repairing their cart. He then hitched their cart on his horse and rode them into town for them. He accepted no compensation, and then went off slaying a Lich and freeing dozens of humans from slavery.

On the other hand, I've met some 'Paladins' Probably more like people who failed the admission tests, were kicked out, or just posers who are complete dicks who burn crops and rob MG families. Fuck those guys

>> No.12864514

>>12864506
>and then went off slaying a Lich and freeing dozens of humans from slavery
>the Lich dies and the humans are "freed"
>"NO! WHY? Why did this happen? I WAS SO HAPPY!"
And before fading away the Lich turns to the paladin, and says
>I may be many things Paladin, but here, I am God.
And then the former slaves stone the paladin to death.

>> No.12864515

>>12864470
>>12864496

This needs to be brought up again at some point so a writefriend can take it up.

>> No.12864526

>>12864478
>>12864481
Incubi =/= humans

>mgs take humans as husbandons
>they cease to be humans and transforms into demons
>all children are female, therefore erasing even incubi population
>all humans/incubi die
>demon lord reverts genderbender spell
>monsters change into original male, female monsters
>monsters won, humanity extinct
>because some fags couldn't keep their dicks in their pants
This is the future you chose, mgt

>> No.12864530

>>12864515
Or we can just keep it up until one shows up.
>They stopped a heist but wrecked a dozen cars and clogged up the highway for ours
>The Tanuki Mayor is all over the Chief's ass because of it
>The Chief calls them into his room to get cursed at by the Mayor, who thinks this will negatively affect her senatorial campaign
>As soon as she leaves, the Chief shakes their hands and tells them to meet up at the bar, he's buying
Things go well until the Chief retires and is replaced by the by-the-books hardass.

>> No.12864532

>>12864526
You mean the Dormouse I am fucking used to be a dude?

>> No.12864535

>>12864511
In other news: dozens loose their job when psychotic murderer makes their employer his newest victim, but not before aiding in the flight of a mouse girl criminal group wanted for grand larceny.

>> No.12864536

>>12864532
Maybe
There is 50% your mg waifu was a guy
Unless it's succubi, but succubi a shit

>> No.12864549

>>12864526
Are you well, anon? Do you have brain damage?

>> No.12864552

>>12864470
>The MGCPD SWAT was so hastily arranged, that they literally asked various nations for donations of equipment and vehicles
>You will never pick up a shortened FN FAL as your weapon of choice
>You will never be flying in an old Mi-24D with your squad, intercepting a MG trafficker's truck on the open road.
>The Hind will never land in front of the truck as the truck brakes in front of the Yak-B Gatling gun, aimed at the driver
>You will never bolt out of the Hind, dashing for the truck's cargo door as your other mates secure the driver.
>You will never shoot the lock off and throw the door open
>You will never smell the horrendous odor of shit, vomit and fear.
>You will never see about ten MGs of varying speicies that have been locked in the truck for days without food or water.
>You will never have prevented them from being hauled off to be killed for their skin/fur, bones, etc.
>You will never see them all cry in joy

>> No.12864556
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>>12864511
>There was time when we all didn't like think about them.
>Those posers who wore our crest, clothes, and carried our swords.
>The Paladins they called themselves. Crusaders for humanity, hope for tomorrow.
>But they weren't that.
>They were something far worse than the monstergirls that we fought. They were beast of madness, sin, and chaos.
>They usually traveled in large groups setting up camp on the outskirts of human or monster girl community, and monitor for the presence of monster girls.
>When one was sighted, they would send out a tiny scout party to stalk the monster girl to her home.
>When this was done they would gather together, and move as one in the night surrounding the place.
>And then at the first sign of light they would make their move breaking & entering the home of the monster girl, at first they wouldn't kill her as they ransacked her place taking all that was valuable claiming she stole it from poor human merchants.
>And if the monster girl was to have a family: A husband, a daughter or a son she would watch as those imposters make the man confess his treason to humanity with the promise they would not harm the children before giving him a ritual like sacrifice at the stake.
>If the couple were to have a human son he was slay his own mother or sister, or maybe even both as proof that he was innocent of the sins committed by his father, and be inducted into their order of paladins.
>And after everything is said & done those monsters would leave like ghosts, having no trace of their presence there, and supposedly scoring another victory for humanity.
>Yeah, there were definitely times when we didn't like to think about them.

Drop out, failed, free lance "Paladins" with nothing, but hate are shit.

>> No.12864563
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>>12864556
These guys sure are not living their lives correctly.

>> No.12864566

>>12864526
Humans become male half of a new race: 'Homo sapiens daemons'. Women become succubi or other monster girls when transformed, men have their lifespans, constitutions and virility increased (there is no other physical changes that the men undergo). It's not extinction, it's evolution. The sexual dimorphism means the female half of the race will be all the various monster girls. When the demon lord's power is stronger than that of the chief god, what is preventing male from being born between them will cease. Then there's a future where the two species will cease to destroy one another. Hell, there's already a MGE setting after the current conflict where the world is a utopia.

>> No.12864568
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12864568

Those imposters ruin our name. They tarnish all of our hard work and claim to be us whilst spitting in the face of all that is Holy! I've heard those posers even rape the MGs before killing them!

How do we get the Kingdom to do something about them? I'm just about ready to stand between them and their lecherous objectives

>> No.12864569

All this talk of MGCPD got me thinking of Film Noir for some reason.
Now I wanna be a private eye in MGC, taking the missing person and murder cases that slip through the cracks in the system.

>> No.12864570

>>12864556
They are heroes MGEverse needs
Only the "making paladins out of monster couple children" is retarded. Taking someone who has a grudge against you is retarded
Also
>monster couple
>son
>laughing_paladins.avi

>> No.12864572

>>12864569
No Film Noir, this is action dammit!

>> No.12864573

>>12864563
She's going to be in hentai at the end of the month

Looks bad, though. Shame because we don't get any large breasted musclegirls

>> No.12864574

>>12864570
The turks took children of Europeans who hated the shit out of them, and turned them into killing machines.

>> No.12864575

>>12864566
>believing propaganda canonically written by a dark matter
Good goy

>> No.12864576

>>12864570
>Taking someone who has a grudge against you is retarded
Then why were the Janissaries so good?
>>12864574
Beat me to it.

>> No.12864579

>>12864569
>Discover the rape dens yandere MGs store their 'husbands' in
>Interrogate a drug dealing Medusa, who is trying to lie to you, but her hair snakes give her away.
>Help Children born from rape find their true fathers

It'd be amazing Anon

>> No.12864580

>>12864572
The action is still happening, just not in the same place as the Noir.

>> No.12864583

>>12864566
you realize that every sliver of information we've read on MGE comes from corrupted people/demons right? You dont actually believe everything they tell you RIGHT?

>> No.12864584

>>12864575
>believing the church and the order's lies

Oy vey.

>> No.12864585

>>12864575
Paladins are monsters that need to be controlled. Expect for the laddyknights. They are fine.

>> No.12864587

>>12864585
But anon, what if them bitches be crazy?

>> No.12864589

>>12864573
Can't wait for the shota dick guillotine scene.

>> No.12864591

>>12864570
It works for African Warlords

>> No.12864592

>>12864441
>get a ticket to an onsen resort from a prize drawing
>it's deep in the mountains, but whatever paid trip
>the bus comes to a stop, leaving you at the front
>the name on the entrance and the ticket match, so this is the place
>the innkeeper guides you to your room and quickly leaves, probably to attend other arrivals
>decide to go for a soak
>it's only one spring, and mixed-gender at that
>suddenly, you can hear something skittering against cobblestone
>you see a girl standing at least eight feet high though aside from her centipede lower-half, she's more closer to four and a half before her pelvis goes into the bug parts

>you've heard about these before, ookumade or something like that
>supposedly recluses until they get in front of a guy, then they'll poison him and drag him off as a cocktoy
>they're weak against saliva, and you remember keeping some jolly ranchers in your trunks pocket before came down here
>might as well make the best of it
>find one left, it's blue raspberry, whatever
>the centipede skitters over, and to her surprise you strip down, not even bothering to cover up as you step in the spring
>she's quick to take your trunks and set them aside in on a set of shelves before coming back to accompany you
>she's pretty direct, her bug parts are inches away from you while she's giving your cheek a good feel of her B-cups
"Why don't I keep you company? I'll let you taste them as much as you like."
>it's there you see the maxillipeds on the end of her tail trying to catch you in the side

>> No.12864593

>>12864589
It looks like she and a blond bitch are going to be raped by fat guys

>> No.12864594

>>12864587
Crazy how? Crazy for God? Crazy for killing monsters? Crazy for the cute boys like you that need protecting from the scary monsters?

>> No.12864595

>>12864579
Shouldn't it be mothers?

>> No.12864597

>>12864592
>before she can get the drop, you pull her torso into your arms and help yourself to the underside of her jaw
>the things on the side of her neck are twitching, and you can feel her legs squirming against yours
>she slips down, letting you get in mouth-distance of her
>you close the distance, the taste of blue raspberry being sloshed with that of an unusual spiciness from her
>you dance the nectar against your tongue before giving her a taste as well
>it feels like an hour passed when you let her fall limp against the side of the spring, a lust-drunk blush smeared across her face
>you reach inside, taking out the blue candy lozenge from her lips with a pop
>you run it down her jaw, neck and further until it's in the center of her chest
>bon appetit

>> No.12864599

>>12864593
Yeah, they'll probably omit the dick chopping and bestiality parts.

>> No.12864603

>>12864584
>believing monsterscum over your fellow humans

>> No.12864604

>>12864599
I'm confused, it almost sounds like you're talking about Starless, but you're not.

>> No.12864605

>>12864593
>shotashit getting castrated
>fat old men gangraping the bitches
Can it get any better?

>> No.12864606

>>12864595
Either way, might make an interesting story.

>> No.12864607

>>12864604
Nah this one doesn't have scat, watersports and is overall milder aside from like 3-4 scenes.

>> No.12864608
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12864608

Look at Templar Onee-san.
-Perfect hips, and breast size.
-Human.
-Top physical condition for combat, and child bearing.
-Innocent, and pure. Wouldn't lead anyone down the path of sin.
-Intelligent, faithful, and ara~ara.

What human wouldn't want to marry a Templar Onee-san?

>> No.12864610

>>12864608
An Assassin.

>> No.12864611

>>12864605
Depends. Do you like anal?

>> No.12864612

>>12864607
Does it have a name?

>> No.12864613

>>12864611
Eh, no, it's literally shit
It's only anal or what?

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>>12858711
>Anon makes meth out of manticore venom.
I would very much like to see such a story.

>> No.12864615

>>12864608
You forgot the big downside anon.
-Member of the order
I'm not marrying some fuckin' zealot who thinks the chief goddess is the best thing since brainwashing.
Amaterasu for life. Call me a heretic if you like, at least I'm free to make choices.

>> No.12864617

>>12864612
Buta no Gotoki Sanzoku ni Torawarete Shojo wo Ubawareru Kyonyuu Himekishi & Onna Senshi ~Zettai Chinpo nanka ni Maketari Shinai!!~

>> No.12864618

>>12864617
>Porn titles in Area-11
There should be a law against this.

>> No.12864620

>>12864615
>Chief goddess
>Amaterasu
Not being from the Catholic Order.

>> No.12864622

>>12864620
>wanting to fuck little boys, eating human flesh and drinking human blood
How can you even pretend you're not evil?

>> No.12864623

>>12864622
>eating zombie flesh and drinking zombie blood
FTFY

>> No.12864627

>>12864623
>eating demilich flesh and drinking demilich blood
FTFY, final edition.

>> No.12864632

>>12864608
I want to have sex with Templar Onee-san in a nice quiet room with the lights off holding hands for the sole purpose of pro-creation for the Order, and hope my son doesn't betray us & head to the MG side like his friends.

>> No.12864633

>>12864627
Yes, much better.

>> No.12864635

>>12864608
Also:
>Hates monsters. Will not have you associating with them,. She will kill them if she thinks they'll hurt you or take them away from her. Strong possibility of her killing monsters out of jealousy.

>Can't handle her booze, hopefully she'll be a fun drunk and not a mean drunk. If the latter, you better be good at hiding black eyes.

>Related to the above, she can be a bitch at times. She hates fun like it smothered her baby brother.

>She is extremely sexually repressed. She hates to admit it but it's true. The only thing protecting your pelvis is her holy orders. Once your take your vows, you better be ready to be spending hours satisfying her.

>She's a human woman.

>> No.12864647

>>12864592
>>12864597
Lewd as fuck. I love it. This bit especially.

>While she's giving your cheek a good feel of her B-cups

All of my yes right there.

>> No.12864653
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red wolf anyone?

>> No.12864656

>>12864610
And then Unity happened.

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>>12864653

>> No.12864660
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Onee-san wants to play a game with her breast, and you with the lights outs.

>> No.12864664

>>12864653
>standing in a magic circle
What's happening?
>>12864660
What game?

>> No.12864665

>>12864660
But I've always been told not to play games in the dark in case I get hurt.

>> No.12864669

>>12864657
Who is this qt?

>> No.12864670

>>12864665
Onee-san gives you permission. She'll be there with you, so nothing bad can happen, riiight~?

>> No.12864673

>>12864670
>And then poor Bobby lost his virginity
Good end?

>> No.12864675

>>12864673
>poor Bobby
How can it be a Good End if you call him that?

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>>12864647
Who wouldn't want to swap spit with centipede Urabe?

>> No.12864679

>>12864676
I bet her legs twitch a lot during sex.

>> No.12864681

>>12864673
>?
That's the Best End next to Onee-san bringing in her Onee-san for the next game in the dark to unlock the True End.

>> No.12864686

>>12864676
>Manages to ruin the lamia bodytype
Takes a special amount of shit to do that

>> No.12864687

>>12864675
Good point.
The encounter gave him an oneesan fetish until he discovered Sabbath and came out a changed man. He lives with his loli ogre waifu to this day and has many loli daughterus.
But he will remember his first time forever.

>> No.12864691

>>12864687
>loli ogre
It's shit

>> No.12864693

>>12864676
>Urabe
I remember reading that manga for so long. Then I got caught up, stopped reading, and never bothered to resume. I heard it went to crap and never went anywhere.

Spit-Fetish was great though.

>> No.12864695

>>12864691
Of course. That is why he is 'poor Bobby'.

>> No.12864696

>>12864686
Centipede =/= Snake

If it makes you feel any better, the legs are kind of a dealbreaker for me personally.

>> No.12864701

>>12864676
I'd slowly lick and kiss one's poison glands with loving care, listening to her gasps and moans and then just walk away.

>> No.12864710

>>12864701
This is how you acquire stalker oomukades.

>> No.12864713

>>12864701

Not so fast faggot, your now imagining her coiling around you and biting the shit out of you as you hopelessly try to break free, as she rapes the fuck outta ya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C66dZKmdJY

>> No.12864726
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Did the paladins leave yet?

>> No.12864742

>>12864726
Put some clothes on or they'll come back you ditz.

>> No.12864743

>>12864726
That succubutt is perfect bullying/spanking material.

>> No.12864747

>>12864743
Good thing she's in stealth modo and you can't see her, thus leaving her safe from bullying.

>> No.12864760

>>12863038
Hey, it's his own fault if he doesn't change his profession halfway or doesnt put any points in skills other than cook and carry.

Alternatively you can realize that adventuring isn't for you and settle with a nice amazon so your cook and carry skills don't go in vain.

Whatever tickles your fancy.

>> No.12864761

Yandere machine is back. Sorry for not fulfilling any of your requests. I had some real life shit to do. So should I continue that 1000:1 female dystopia or write more yandere?

>> No.12864764

>>12864761
Write one about a schoolmate Dullahan who leaves her head around various places in your house and watches you sleep/fap.

>> No.12864765

>>12864761
Yandere a shit, dystopias a shit. Why not write nice things?

>> No.12864766

>>12864761
Give us some Hinezumi. Spin yandere on that if you can.

>> No.12864767

>>12864761
Yandere sea bishop or kraken pls

>> No.12864770

>>12864761
Was it you who promised a Yandere Anubis, or was that some[thing] else?

>> No.12864775

>>12864764
>>12864770
Ill start writing after dinner

>> No.12864779

>>12864775
Cool.

When's dinner for you?

>> No.12864781

>>12864779

Whenever you take off your pants

>> No.12864785

>>12864781
Fucking Alps all over the place nowadays.

>> No.12864789

>>12864781
>>12864785
Well do you want your yandere anubis or not? Drop those pants and let it eat!

>> No.12864791

>>12864779
For me? 샤브샤브. Dont know how to write that in english.

>> No.12864795

>>12864789
I don't want any yandere, and it's bullying not to let an Alp feed, so the pants stay on and I kill two birds with one stone.

>> No.12864799

>>12864795
Sound logic.

>> No.12864817

>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs

Penywise here with another Rusalka update, except I'm a little confused with how to present this to you guys. The next however many updates will be about the Greyguard paladins, the shitty side of HFY and the Order. Rusalkas really don't come into it and Ranuinne at least won't come back till near the end of it all, and since I've filled a bin and have to give the second bin a name, simply calling it "Rusalka Pt.2" doesn't really sit right with me. So I was thinking of calling it Greyguard, for simplicity's sake, but what do you guys think?

Any way, in this update Theinn explains some shit to Ela, faces some demons, and comes to a realisation. Lewds up next.

Update starts from line 89

>> No.12864818

>>12864791
>샤브샤브
Google says shabu-shabu

>> No.12864821

>>12864817
>the shitty side of HFY
You say that like it has any other sides.

>> No.12864831

>>12864821
Everything has more than one side, anon. In my setting, at least, the attitude of HFY drives the greyguards to take their position as equals to the monstergirls, rather than slaves. I mean, that's why they sought out the Rebellion in the first place. It's just that the Order and the likes take it too far. The Imperial City will be an example of that. prepare for some grimderp

>> No.12864832

>>12864817
Go with Greyguard, it might be lame, but not as lame as Rusalka Pt.2
...
"Rusalka Volume 2: Greyguard"

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Is there anything you guys actually enjoy?

All I see in these threads is constant bitching about how people like things other people don't.

Why can't you folks just all get along?

>> No.12864837 [DELETED] 

>>12864835
Because _____________________fuck you._____________________

>> No.12864838 [DELETED] 

>>12864835
Our constant bickering is testament to the strong bond we have, for if we were worried about offending one another, surely we would not speak our minds so freely.
Come at me bro.

>> No.12864840 [DELETED] 

>>12864835
I just hate everything

>> No.12864841

>>12864835
I enjoy wurms.

>> No.12864846

>>12864832
B-but that makes the drool I pull out of my brain sound important. I mean "Xx Vol.2 : xx" don't you think that would make me sound kinda pretentious?

>> No.12864848 [DELETED] 

>>12864838
>Worried about offending each other
Isn't that why a bunch of stuff doesn't get talked about, because a bunch of people get butt-blasted about it, and won't stop shitposting if it so much as gets brought up, let alone discussed in any actual capacity?

>> No.12864849

>>12864846
It's fine, go with it. It's not like anyone will like you any less because of it. I happen to be an expert on this subject.

>> No.12864854

>>12864849
O-okay. I trust you.

>> No.12864855 [DELETED] 

>>12864835
I enjoy yuri. Yes I do.

>> No.12864856 [DELETED] 

>>12864848
Some things are not talked about, true. That's not about "offending" anyone though. It's about not causing a shitstorm that makes it impossible to discuss anything.

>> No.12864857

>>12864841
But wurms are simple.

>> No.12864858

>>12864854
Why would you trust me? For all you know I'm just jealous of you and lying to ruin you.
Good boy anyway.
>>12864857
Simply awesome maybe.

>> No.12864860

>>12864781
Youre not me

>>12864764
Deep green irises were staring at Anon. In fact, a single head was watching Anon sleep. Her eyes scanning him, taking delight in every facial movement he made. Her eyes sparked whenever Anon was sleeping soundly like a sheep, dreaming of paradise wherever that is. A gasp could be heard whenever Anon would turned in his sleep and aww sounds were made when Anon muttered something in his sleep. Somewhere near Anon's house, a headless body was masturbating. No one knew what what she was masturbating too but it must have been some very odd fetish.

The sky beagn to turn from obsidian to a deep navy blue, signifying a new day. Sunrise was approaching. The headless body suddenly rose up stopping her self pleasuring, beginning to head somewhere. That somewhere was apparently a house. In particular, Anons house. She quietly climbed up the tree, surprisingly skilled for a headless body. She opened the window to Anon's room to get something. It seemed as if she was in haste, like she was worried about getting caught for doing naughty. The body picked herself up from the stand, and giving Anon a kiss on the forehead she whispered softly "Have a safe day, my beloved.".

The head attached herself to her shoulders and jumped from the window to the tree, careful not to wake Anon up. She sprinted across from Anon's backyard and over the fence to another house. She fumbled with some keys in her pocket, upon finding the right keys, opened the door to her house. She grabbed some sliced bread laying on the counter and put it in the toaster. While the toaster was cooking, she opened her laptop with her background apparently being baby pictures of Anon with her younger self's face crudely photoshopped on every feminine looking body. She opened an application. It began to stream a video of a room. She lazily clicked the arrow keys until someone came up. With a giggle she pulled down her pants, dropping it on the carpet floor.

>> No.12864861 [DELETED] 

>>12864856
That's what offending someone means. They get so asshurt that someone has a different opinion they can't help but talk an endless amount of shit.

What's funnier is they act like they're the injured party.

>> No.12864864

>>12864858
>Why would you trust me?
>For all you know I'm just jealous of you
>Jealous of you
'Cause no one who tells jokes that good could be a filthy liar

>> No.12864865 [DELETED] 

>>12864861
No, you're misunderstanding. Nobody cares about offending those people. That's not what matters. What matters is if they keep their mouths shut or not.

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>>12864865
It'd be nice if janitors actually looked at what was going on instead of just pruning whatever post has the most reports along with its reply chain.

>> No.12864872

>>12864835
I enjoy lazy morning half-awake in bed with my waifu.
I enjoy tenderly loving her every night.
I enjoy having her nap against me while I waste time with video games.
I enjoy sharing a shower with her, and running out of hot water because we're playing around too much.
I enjoy sharing snacks with her when we watch a movie at home under a blanket.

>> No.12864874 [DELETED] 

>>12864864
But I have every reason to envy you.
>>12864869
I'm not going to talk about this.

>> No.12864875

>>12864872
>Running out of hot water because we're playing around too much.
And that is why you invest in an industrial-grade boiler.

>> No.12864877

>>12864872
But what's your waifu?

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>>12864877
Dormouse.
How I wish they had more art.

>> No.12864884 [DELETED] 

>>12864874
I'm just saying that those who are crying loud enough are getting their way. Unfortunately the problem is prevalent in /a/ as well.

But fair enough.

>>12864872
>Running out of hot water
I can take an hour long hot shower and be fine. Sounds like you need a properly sized water heater.

>> No.12864886

>>12864883
Nyanon's sickness is spreading.

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>>12864872
Too bad your waifu is not real

>> No.12864894 [DELETED] 

>>12864884
I remember when I lived with my parents, and could take a steamy, hour+ shower easily.

Then I moved in with an aunt. With her heater, I'm lucky if I get about 20 minutes of hot water.

>> No.12864895 [DELETED] 

>>12864894
What the hell? Do you people fap in the shower or something? It takes me like 5 minutes tops to be done washing.

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>>12864890

>> No.12864899 [DELETED] 

>>12864895
I used to. Can't any more obviously.

Now the 15-ish minutes I take is just how long I take. I dunno, maybe I'm just slow, or thorough, with the washing.

>> No.12864900 [DELETED] 

>>12864895
Depends on the heater, and how many people use it. I'd imagine.
Why are we talking about hot water heaters anyways?

>> No.12864904 [DELETED] 

>>12864900
I wasn't, I was questioning why people took so long to shower.

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>hot water heater MG when

>> No.12864909

>>12864897
Positive wurms really are the best.

>> No.12864911

>>12864906
>Fry, there are no Radiator Women from the Radiator Planet, that was just a radiator.
>>12864909
A Wurm will go through a lot of trouble to turn frowns upside down, even if it means hanging you by your ankles.

>> No.12864912

>>12864906
So, they'd be hot-headed if left alone for a while, but get kuudere if you spend a lot of time with them in a day?

>> No.12864915 [DELETED] 

>>12864895
Don't you like to relax and just let the hot water wash over you?

It's usually a little better than a bath in the sense that you don't have the dawning realization you're soaking in your own filth.

Drain screens are mandatory with fluffy waifus. Fucking imagine the balls of wet, nasty hair you'd pull out every time they showered.

>> No.12864920

>>12864874
>But I have every reason to envy you.
I w-what? Bakana. Name one.

>> No.12864922 [DELETED] 

>>12864915
>Don't you like to relax and just let the hot water wash over you?
No. I want to relax, I use the sauna. Cultural differences.

>> No.12864925

>>12864920
You're a writefag who people don't hate.

>> No.12864926

>>12864911
>Radiator Women from the Radiator Planet
I fucking forgot about that episode. Radiator Amazon Women when

>>12864912
Sounds about right. And would get jealous when you use Air-Conditioner-chan during the summers.

>> No.12864928

>>12864925
>Implying people don't hate goremermaid
Anon, every one hates vore. I mean, sure it's not "Swallowed whole" tier, but if it seems that way, surely it's just cause I don't get a lot of attention, good or bad.

>> No.12864929 [DELETED] 

>>12864926
>fucking forgot
How could forget how Flexo outwitted us all? Especially me, Bender.

>> No.12864932

>>12864928
I've only ever seen positive things said about this story.

>> No.12864936

>>12864928
I hate your story with a passion. Now get back to writing so I have more thing to be buttmad about.

>> No.12864937

>>12864372
>centaur
Who would ever marry horsepussy? Especially if they act like that from the pic.

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>>12864897
Nyet

>> No.12864939 [DELETED] 

>>12864929
I know, it's been years since I've watched futurama. I should rewatch it sometime.

>> No.12864943 [DELETED] 

>>12864938
Escapism is a good thing. Just ask Tolkien.
>>12864939
Rewatch it from the beginning.

>Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.

>> No.12864944

>>12864938
I've never had someone give me an actual reason as to why escapism is bad.

>> No.12864948

>>12864944
It makes people happy. Happiness is a sin.

>> No.12864950

>>12864932
See?>>12864936

All my story is is anal anguish ammunition. I dunno, man. I still think you're full of it. My literary doodles aren't that great, I just like giving them to you guys. Certainly nothing to envy. I mean, no one actively hates the scribbles of a child. If you're getting hate then atleast people take you seriously enough to criticize. But I won't keep arguing the point because it'll start to look like attentionwhoring.

>> No.12864951

>>12864937
I'd marry a Nightmare. Very, very happily.

>>12864944
Supposedly because it distracts from reality, causing people to become more invested in their escapist fantasy, than in the reality which they actually occupy.

Which, y'know, is a fairly good point. All things in moderation, as they say, that's the truth of it.

>> No.12864958

>>12864944
B-but muh contribution to the society, muh totally-not-communistic concept!

>> No.12864964

Anon's naked visage was out bare on the screen with him showering. She slipped her fingers underneath her underwear, rubbing her moist peachy petals in a slow circle, savoring the moment. Her fingers were now glistening, while exploring her insides. Anon began to sing a pop song about love.

The girls breath became faster and shallow, increasing its pace. Her fingers were pumping in and oit of her, increasing its pace. With that she began to moan a bit, seemingly unable to control herself. The room was filled with the sounds of her moans mixing with the voice of Anon. She began to become so aroused that you could clearly hear her moist tunnel being ravaged by her own fingers. As Anon hit the crescendo of the song, so did she. Her lega lifted up in the air trembling from the emdorphins rushing to her brain. She began to wake herself up from the orgasmic haze, and began to clean herself up.
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You didn't particularly hate school, but you didn't like it either. There werw some good teachers here and there but mostly it was the same bland things repeating itself, over and over again. There was that one Dullahan girl who wouldn't leave you alone. Talking about how the two of you were destined by fate. Some delusional bullshit. You were trying to have a plan to propose to that kikimora girl in your AP physics class. Today was the day. Once the dullahan knows that you're dating she'll stop bothering you. Also the kikimora was cute as fuck. You wrote a letter at school and evwn bought flowers and shit. You move out from homero to your first class. The dullahan girl.as always pulls up right besides you. She seems in an awfully good mood today. She says some weird things like "I'm so excited for your presents! or will you finally confess your love to me?". You ignore what she says. AP physics is just 2 periods away. The rest of the time flies off.

>> No.12864968

>>12864951
Escapism exists because reality is shitty. What's wrong with wanting happiness?

I like to dream about having a wolfu that loves me because no woman will. What's wrong with that?

>>12864958
I don't contribute anything anyways. I don't have the intelligence, strength, or charisma to effect any positive change.

>> No.12864969

>>12864964
Why no love for Dullahan? This Anon guy is a jerk.

>> No.12864974

>>12864968
>Reality is shitty.
Reality is a lie based upon one's own truth. If you believe reality to be shitty it is, if you believe it's not it is not.

Reality is what an individual makes it, this is why we have opinions. In my own opinion reality isn't shitty, and your just a coward trying to avoid a reality built upon not only your truth, but others.

In your own reality I'm just a guy talking shit, and nonsense. Go figure.

>> No.12864978

>>12864968
>What's wrong with wanting happiness?
>What's wrong with that?
Not a thing.
People who say "Escapism isn't healthy!" and picture naught but NEET Hikikomoris. But really, escapism is usually the least of the problems of such individuals.

I'm constantly consumed by escapist fantasies, pretty well every hour, of every day. Yes, my studies suffer for this, but there are many other factors that contribute to that besides my escapism. I still go out, I still socialize, I still go to work when I can get work, and all while fantasizing about an Egyptian Wolfu to share my life with.

I see not a single thing wrong with that.

>> No.12864980

>>12864381

I did spend New Years with friends.

What I supposed to feel anything?

>> No.12864982

>>12864974
You're just a guy talking shit and nonsense in my reality too, and I don't think reality is shitty at all.

>> No.12864984

>>12864229
I just can't enjoy Medusa girls because of the possibility of snake hair on your dick.

>> No.12864986 [DELETED] 

>>12864974
Your reality isn't shitty because it might not be.

Mine is, quite factually. In addition to being a poorfag I have a few diseases I can't treat due to being a poorfag. As I'm poor I cannot leave the US and move somewhere that has healthcare.

>> No.12864990

>>12864968
There is nothing wrong with wanting happiness. Just don't go to far in your pursuit of it, or you'll end up on the wrong side of the tunnel.

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>>12864986
You live in a capitalist country, that means your situation is a result of your own choices. If you didn't want to be poor, you could have chosen to be born to a better family. And did it never occur to you that those deceases might be expensive to treat? Tsk ,tsk.
Sorry. Just trying to lighten up the mood a little.

>> No.12864995

>>12864993
Your sarcastic social-commentary failed to do so utterly.

That beautiful tanuki on the other hand...

>> No.12864996

>>12864993
I like you Anon.

>> No.12864997
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>>12864995
Tanukis and Foxes don't get along

>> No.12864998

>>12864726
>>12864747

Why did you post a picture of a floating pillow?

>> No.12865001

>>12864996
No Alp.
>>12864998
Use Gyo.

>> No.12865004

Scans of the new Wonderland book when?
I wanna see the illustrations.

>> No.12865007

>>12865004
>mge books
>proper or any scans
>laughing mgs.mp3

>> No.12865011 [DELETED] 

>>12864986
>living in us
>complaining

Even if you moved somewhere with healthcare you will need to work for few years to get your healtcare

>> No.12865013 [DELETED] 

>>12865011
At least then I'd be able to get it eventually.

>> No.12865014

>>12864964
Incoming sad/mad dullahan.

>>12864969
Because kiki's are love.
Though I fear for this Kiki's life. Let's hope the dullahan is the sabotaging type, and not the murderous type.

>> No.12865021

>>12864969
YOU HAVE UNLOCKED ACHEIVMENT:IS ANYONE EVEN READING THIS?

It was finally time. Adrenaline was pumping into you, and you couldn't think straight. You decide to confess to her discreetly at the end of the class. Time flashes by as you try to think about the best way to propose to her. The school ring bells are heard across the school. You walk ip to her and give a simple confession to her. The kikimora has a very pitying face. "Sorry. You're not my type....." the kikimora quickly runs off after you give tour confession. You didn't think that a simple nice rejection would still hurt as it did. It wasn't an emotional uppeecut. More like a really strong punch in the arm. You and the dullahan meet ay last period. Her cheerful demeanor is still there, but not as much as before. Having noone to talk to, you decide to talk to the dullahan. "I was excited that my beloved was going to confess...but he didn't and confessed to someone else but she didn't accept him! What a relief... if he did I dont know what would have happened to her....." Her eyes turned blank as she said that last statement. With nothing to do today, you decided to visir her house which was next door. She seemed visibly excited at the thought of you visiting her house. You entered her house. It wasn't great but it was still clean and pretty on the eyes. She went to the kitchen trying to make tea. She brought out the tea. It had a particulat steel smell that doesn't come.out of regular tea, but you decided to drink it anyways. There was something in the tea.... you dont know what but it starts making you dizzy. The world is spinning with you in the center, and it slowly fades to black.

>>12864964
this is supposed to be a continuation of >>12864860 this

>> No.12865026 [DELETED] 

>>12865013
Why do you have internet, and a computer/using a electronic device to talk about your poor health instead of selling the shit to get better? There's so much shit to you, Anon.

>> No.12865028 [DELETED] 

>>12864943
>open netflix
>error code
>half hour later
>Pizza delivery for... I.C. Weiner

On a side note, is Yivo a monster girl?

>> No.12865032 [DELETED] 

>>12865026
$1,000 would get me the most basic of blood tests, just for starters. $40 a month for internet and a PC I've had for a few years are nothing compared to the costs of healthcare.

>> No.12865034 [DELETED] 

>>12865028
Yivo is male as far as I'm concerned, no matter what they say.

>> No.12865039 [DELETED] 

>>12865032
>1000$ would get the most basic of blood tests
Yeah cool story bro we're done.

>> No.12865040

>>12865021
This Anon jerk is about to get his comeuppance!

>> No.12865043

>>12865021
carefull anon, I feel like this paragraph has noticably more spelling errors and a lower quality writing than the other ones. There is no need to rush writing, take your time. If you dont feel like writing anymore then continue tommorow.

>> No.12865051

I want to finish this story so people dont have to wait till the next day even if I have to rush it

>> No.12865057

>>12865051

>>12865043
meant to quote him

>> No.12865067

>>12865051
I understand, but sometimes its better to let people wait for something if that means that they will get a higher quality piece of work to read in the end.

Quality needs time, people understand that.

>> No.12865079 [DELETED] 

>>12865039
Confirmed for not knowing the cost of healthcare when you don't have insurance

>> No.12865098 [DELETED] 

>>12865079
Just get better :^D

>> No.12865120

>>12865021
You wake up tied to a bed. You begin to panic the last thing you remebered was everything spinning...

The dullahan walks up to you. Shes in a .... wedding gown? "Darling~ let's consumnate on our love!".The dullahan said. You were getting scared. She was starting to seriously starting to get scary. "Ahhh! You're squirming in delight! Well naughy boy~ we'll do alot more things very soon. But first leys wake up your delicious cock!" She starts to put your member in her mouth. How was she so skilled at this? Oh darling~ I practiced daily with a model dildo of your cock! Am I doing it well. After all, I'll do ANYTHING for you " She starts tonlick down the shaft while stimulating the glans with her hands.She starts to stroke it faster amd faster until your appendage is visibly twitching. "You're close right?" she asks in a sultry tone. Too overwhelmed by stimulation tp say anything you nod your head. "Ah, ah, ah~ I want your seed here~. She points to a rough location where her womb is. "We're gonna have lots and lots of children as the flowers of our love..." she forcefully inserts your penis on her moist walls. You begin to lose control from the present stimulation and her blowjob from before. You finally cum painting her walls white with your genes. Exhausted from orgasming you hear one last thing before you drift to sleep "We're going to be together forever and ever~"

FIN
thegreens if youre reading this it would be really nice if you updated medium yandere jinko. Thank you very much. Pretty much one of my favorite stories here.

>> No.12865130

What girl would be the best yandere to mindbreak her belived to love her FOREVER AND EVER?

>> No.12865148
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>>12865130
Kikimora.

They know how to please their masters in every way possible, and how to break them.

_ _ _

Anubis, All the poisonous monster girls, Dormouse, and Ryu + others.

>> No.12865208
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12865208

She seems amused. What did you do?

>> No.12865211

>>12865148
How would a yandere kiki even work? I assume they would prefer to sabotage any female instead of killing them. but they dont seem like the type to lock and chain up their masters to a wall.

>> No.12865212

Do you think we'll get a new Vanadis title next year?

>> No.12865219

>>12862570
i was thinking along the same lines
probably because yosuke has been welded into my party since you in wonderland in PQ

>> No.12865221

>>12865212
Probably, but it will be unrelated to the previous series, since that one ended with Festival. Maybe we'll get something like the mermaid game again.

>> No.12865223

>>12865208

I don't know, I was just taking a nap.

Wait a minute, why am I tied to a chair?

>> No.12865224
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>>12865211
i-i've been working on a yandere kiki that's been ntring her master away from his human waifu

more or less rescuing him from a loveless, toxic marriage

>> No.12865229

>>12865211

Would a yandere Kikimora sabotage a man's wife while she does trivial house chores, making her look unproffessional and not fit to be a proper wife so he'll give up on her?

>> No.12865234
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12865234

Consider the following: Chimera Ant colony consisting of nothing but females who seek human boys for reproduction.

>> No.12865235

>>12865224
Im not a fan of NTR, but this sounds like it's for the greater good. I'll be looking forward to reading it.

>> No.12865239

>>12865208
The helicopter.

>> No.12865242

>>12865224
>kiki that's been ntring her master away from his human waifu
This better not end with the waifu raped to death and her soul eaten.

>> No.12865246

>>12865242
nah not that guy

>> No.12865248

>>12865229
Probably Kiki's dont seem like the type to cause harm. They will just sabotage the wife whenever possible, and make her look bad. perhaps make it look like the wife is cheating or something.

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>>12865234
No?

>> No.12865283

>>12865211
>>12865229


Yandere Kikimora are the anti-yandere.

They're servants by nature, so must obey their master whether they like it or not. Including requests for personal space.

Instead of believing they own you, they insist you own them and can do whatever you want to them.

Instead of making your lives more stressful, they make it easier by taking care of you and all the chores.

Instead of breaking into your home to steal things, they live in your home and put things back where they belong.

>> No.12865286

>>12865224
gimme gimme gimmeee

>> No.12865287

What's the fluffiest monster girl of them all?

>> No.12865293

>>12865287
Fluff Elemental. Or rather, the Manifest Will of the Elemental Plain of Fluff, The Fluff Itself.

>> No.12865306
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12865306

>>12865224
>"M-master?! Where are you touching? G-give me back my panties!"
>"B-but master, that's forbidden! What if she see's-- AHN!"

Forbidden maidu love is the kinkiest kind of maid.

>> No.12865310

>>12865293
Fluff Elementals? Those exist?

>> No.12865313

>>12865310
Yes. They are used by Mofumancers.

>> No.12865315 [DELETED] 

Those awaiting: The Mob goes Wild p3.
Its coming along nicely, and almost done. Working diligently. Not gonna be the most exciting part but one that should have keynotes to jump start the story.

>> No.12865316

>>12865313
What do they look like?

>> No.12865317

>>12865306
I'd make her work without panty's and wearing those little egg vibrators all day, not allowing her release until that knight where I Gently lay her down on the bed and take her in the missionary position, holding hands, with the lights on, for the purpose of procreation

>> No.12865320 [DELETED] 

>>12865315
Sounds good, looking forward to it.

>> No.12865321

>>12865316
They're just masses of fluffy hair, taking whatever shape the summoner desires. They can be used as shields, beds, cushions, for tickling enemies, for keeping warm... but they're weak against blades, fire and water.

>> No.12865323

>>12865317
>lights on
Haram.

>> No.12865324

>>12865321
What would monster girl versions of them look like?

>> No.12865325

>>12865317
>Not saving money by using one maid to make many more.

It's like you don't even like extra-horny pregger MGs, or saving money.

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>>12865324

>> No.12865328

>>12865326
So just kitsunes then?

>> No.12865329

>>12865328
I guess you caught me. I've been making this up as I went along. There are no such things. It's silly of you to have believed me for even a moment.

>> No.12865331

>>12865329
>believing in mgs at all

>> No.12865336

>>12865325
I don't think that using a single kikimora to build a maid force would be all that efficient.

There would be a 9 month wait during which the "head", for lack of a better term, Kikimora tires more easily, gets sick mre often, and cannot work as fast to avoid straining herself.

Furthermore, paying medical bills would be very costly in addition too the extra necessities of life you need per new kikimorra.

This ofcourse assumes you don't dick the daughteru and keep the "head" kikimora in a constant state of pregnancy.

Why do I have a boner now?

>> No.12865346

>>12865321
So they are like Cousin It, but with fluff?

>> No.12865347

>>12865346
That sounds appropriate.

>> No.12865349

>You, anon are dead
>As a doornail
>And naked
>And horny
>A moving, horny, naked doornail
>//When purgatory's waiting, And the girl immaculate//
>Well, not moving, but a very very horny doornail
>Still dead though
>You're trapped on what you think is a table. Rawhide straps constrict your forehead, pinning you to the table, a cursory flex tells you that the case is the same for your arms and legs
>A band seems to be playing music, unlike any you'd ever heard before. Frankly, it sounds evil. You think you like it.
><<Powerwolf's Resurrection by Erection blares through the bassy speakers>>
><<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hiu1hPdJk-Y>>
>//Raise you phallus to the sky and you never die, It's resurrection by erection//
>Fitting
>Something touches said steeple, humming the tune of the song playing on the speakers
>It circles the glans, once, twice, and then the hand lowers, gripping the shaft in a soft, chilly vice, it pumps three times
>You moan and twitch in its grip
>"Her," you say absent mindedly, "Please, everything holy, unholy, lewd and inbetween, let that be a her."
>It laughs softly and steps into your field of vision
>You sigh in a hesitant relief. It LOOKS like a her. But then you once sold "spices" to a notorious Singaporean pirate. Whilst there, you found out the hard way that 'LOOKS' isn't good enough
>You hold out for the worst
>She smiles down at you, "Can you understand me? Is this language familiar to you?"
>You squint up at her, and shake your head, buying time, trying to collect your thoughts
>She scowls and curses, and clears her throat, "M-maybe german? H-HMM ****** ** ** *****??"

You guys interested?

>> No.12865350

>>12865349
Yes keep going.

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>>12865349
>Resurrection by Erection
It reminds me of pic related

>> No.12865376

>>12864189
She looks like she's about to be fed to a Rancor

>> No.12865382

>>12865349
><She> practices her german quietly to herself, and as she does so you try to think of a way out of this situation
>But the best you can come up with is the fact that the side of the table furthest from her is quite edged
>Better than nothing right?
>You keep up your confused look and make subtle, short jerking motions with your hand, in attempt to cut through the rawhide
>Meanwhile, she tries various other languages
>You think you recognise Welsh, but you shake your head none the less. She seemed supremely relieved.
>She sighs in defeat and you smile reassuringly at her
>She pokes you, "Hey, that was English what you said, wasn't it?"
>You blink and tilt your head as best you can
>"Wait she said he was old..."
>Fuck you too, you're a good 21 years young!
>"It was... 18th century, right?" Wheels turn in the girl's head and she scowls at you, and grips your rigid erection in an iron claw.
>"English hasn't changed THAT much, liar. If you don't answer me I'm tearing your dick off."
>You sneer at the woman, "Empty threat, when you were holding it so fondly before, girl."
>She raises an eyebrow, "You know, now all those stories of husbands who end up with their tongues torn out and their arms and legs broken sound so much plausible."
>You pale, "Ha-hang on, lets not be to hasty, see...uh... TONY"
>"W-what?"
>Always works. There is never a Tony who isn't scary, "Th-Thaats right! I'm good with Tony, hell I'm one of his boys. You don't want to cross Tony, truust me. So let me go sweet. The gang will know I'm missing, c-cause.... uh..."
>She leers sardonically at you, "Because...?"
>"Thee.. uh SHIPMENT, yeah the shipment, they're expecting it, caus I'm the only one who can give the coppers the slip, see?"
>"Oh, is that right?" You start to sweat bullets, she sees right through you.
>Conspiratorially, she leans down and whispers into your ear, "You're not exactly a 'clean' product, boya."

>> No.12865385

>>12864196
Dark Valkyrie.

>> No.12865420

>>12864339
>Troll

I can dig it, she can make sure I'm squeaky clean with those hands.

>> No.12865421

>>12865382
>Dusty cog in your head turn. You've no recollection of what you were doing the day before you were knocked out, but she can only be implying one thing, "You're kidding! You smuggled me?! Just who's your boss? Is it Jimmy? I swear, the next time I see that snaggletoothed son of a wrinkle-bellied whore I'll-!"
>You're cut off by her pealing laughter
>Your eyes go wide when She cuts the bond on your head to shreds with some kind of translucent glass(?) claw, then she lies her own head down on your bare chest, looking up at you with giant smiles in her eyes
>You crane your head down to peer at her. She's freezing cold, but asides from that, she's soft and she smells nice. You can't help but grin like a kid inside
>"I'll cut one for each time you make me smile, husband."
>She closes her expressions off. You see her jaw moving slightly, as if she were biting down on the insides of her cheeks.
>"Husband? Look, you seem nice and all, and I know I'm bare as the day I was born, but we just met, and besides I'm already sweet on a girl, b-but don't take it wrong, if not for her and these binds I'd jump on you right quick."
>She smiles, leans over and cuts free on of your hands, "Oh so you're telling me that if I cut all of these right now, you'll jump on me?"
>You flex your free wrist, "N-no, there's that girl, remember?" There's no such girl, but she doesn't know that.
>"No there's not."
>She knew!
>"Not anymore, anyway. She's dead."
>Your confused face must be too much for her, because she starts giggling, but she catches herself and frowns at the next binding, you catch her out
>"Hey, don't pretend that it wasn't my face that made you laugh. Cut it."
>She pouts, but complies
>"What do you mean dead?"
>"I'm supposed to be gentler about it, but you seem like a strong husband. Every one you know is dead."
>You baulk at that, "Everyone. Really?" Your voice is thick with disbelief
>She smiles at you, and cuts free one of your legs, "Yup. Everyone."

>> No.12865425

>>12865420
>wanting to be touched by those huge man hands

>> No.12865429

>>12864381
Allright, new year's sucked though, too many people working or staying at home.

>> No.12865433

>>12865421
Getting interresting. Go on.

>> No.12865449

>>12864339
>Cheshire Cat

I thought cats hated water.

>>12864381
Cold and lonely. Nobody to celebrate because the regulars got sick.

>> No.12865450

>>12864430
You ever been kicked at the speed of light, faggot?

>> No.12865463

>>12865425
Child bearing hips, that ass, freckles, ears that demand to be nibbled on, breasts that scream obscenities demanding to be played like bongos. Gentle and motherly.

You're shallow anon.

>> No.12865468

>>12865463
Man hands instantly ruin any girl.

>> No.12865469

>>12865425

>Not wanting to give reassuring words of confidence to a self conscious troll girl who's always hiding her hands our of embarrassement

waaw.

>> No.12865471

>>12865469
>lying

>> No.12865473

>>12865421
>You've both arms and a leg free, but she's sitting on you rather happily, and rather nakedly, you note with some excitement. she's wearing a violet dress with a split down the side, but nothing underneath.
>She gyrates atop you in small circles, the soft sensations of her swivelling hips almost hypnotic
>You swallow hard, and attempt a joke "Did you kill them?"
>"Nope. Time did" Her hips start swivelling lower and lower, until her violet, silken dress is grinding against the base of your shaft. Why are you so hard, anyway? This isn't your normal morningwood
>You try to muddle through her words, this loud music, the various sensations and your billion questions, but it doesn't work
>You sigh in frustration and plant your hands firmly on the girl's thighs, stopping her small rotations, "Look this is great and all but if you wanna do that, at least piss the band off."
>She looks at you in confusion before laughing at you she leans back, your cock nestled firmly between the cheeks of her ass, and that glass claw appears out of nowhere again, and slices through your last binding.
>You're free now, but your questions weight you down
>"There's no band." She points behind you, to the source of the sound. what you see is a smallish, black rectangle with strings attached to two larger boxes with vibrating circles in them.
>"What's that."
>"It's called a speaker system. Look, it will take you a while for you to understand a lot of things but..."
>You gasp as she slides back, dragging her lips across your shaft and moan as she grinds forward, her lips part and your dick bends slightly under the pressure, but as her hips reconnect with yours, you're inside, cock buried in her wet, cold pussy. A surprisingly fresh sensation, utterly unlike what you remember, but not unpleasant. She starts rocking back and forth, thrusting you inside her
>"The thing you must understand, dear husband, is that you." Thrust. "Are." Thrust "Mine." Thrust. Spurt.

>> No.12865482

>>12865471

Well, it's not her fault she was born like that. That we both know for sure. I was talking about telling her she doesn't need to feel bad about it if she had no choice to begin with, so she doesn't commit suicide later.

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>>12865468
S-H-A-L-L-O-W

>> No.12865505

>>12864339
>Succubus
I'm fine with this.

>> No.12865510

>>12865473
So some lad got killed due being in a gang, and gets revived in modern times by a wight looking to get a husband. Or perhaps that wight was a girl he once knew.

>> No.12865519

>>12865483
What if I like handjobs?

>> No.12865533
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12865533

>A-anon...?
>You're not a h-h-heretic, are you...?
>I-I won't hug you if you're a b-bad person!
>Please r-repent right now...

>> No.12865538

>>12865533
Of course I'm not a heretic
And that is why I need to kill monsterscum like you who follow some false shitgod who only cares about fuck

>> No.12865543

>>12865533
>Not spanish inquisition costume
Oh well.

>> No.12865548

>>12865473
>"Ara, finished already?" a laugh bleeds into her words
>You colour, "I-it's been a while okay."
>She placates you with a kiss and starts moving again. She pulls down the top of her dress, and her large breasts overflow. She takes both your hands, guides one to grab onto her silken clad rear, and the other to cup one of her finger-devouringly soft breasts.
>"I know it has, dear. So I've taken precautions."
>You start to match her movements with your own thrusts, not content to merely lie there, "Precautions?"
>"Mmm... Aphrodisiacs?"
>That would explain it, "So lets assume I understand that I'm yours for now, what's this about time killing every one? And why not me?"
>"Oooh, but you were dead. Are. You're just Undead now. You're fucking this beautiful wife of yours... 200 years post-mortem." Her moans mix into her speech, causing her to lengthen some words, and cut others short as you thrust particularly deep.
>The two of you lose eachother in one another's bodies for a while. You stroke up and down her dress, her breasts and her thighs, as her inner walls stroke and convulse around you
>Her breathing gets fast, ragged, her long white hair spills over the two of you as she nears her climax, you're not too far following
>You grab her wrists, which are planted on your chest, and pull them off you.
>She falls onto your chest, and without missing a beat, her arms wrap around your neck
>As she holds you close, your own hands roam down her back, coming to rest on her buttocks
>She pushes herself up your chest and bites an earlobe, "I'm cuh-cumming" she whispers to you in a desperate tone
>She quivers in her orgasm, and a warm wetness leaks onto your thighs
>You return the favour by painting her womb in a hot white.
>The two of you bask in afterglow for a moment, the warmth of your connected groins slowly fades. Must have been friction, you reason. But it was nice.
>"Say I don't want to be your husband. Say I want to leave you."
>"Do you?"

>> No.12865551

>>12865543
Burqa fetishist please.
The red sweater with the SI seal will have to do.

>> No.12865557

>>12865519
Where's the problem? Do you have a three inch dick, and can only get handjobs from tiny lolis?

>> No.12865559

>>12865557
...Yes...

>> No.12865562

>>12864570
>monster couple
>son
In the MGE, monsters will actually adopt human kids.

>> No.12865563

>>12864526
>Normally, a human man can never become a monster. As of the present, there are no males among the monsters at all. When it comes down to it, an Incubus is just a human warped by Mamono mana. Due to the existence of mana, which human men continually produce, no matter how strong the Mamono mana that's imbued in their body, human men remain human.

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>>12865468
They're not man hands though, just big hands.

>> No.12865579

>>12865565
I want to do that to a Troll.

>> No.12865580

>>12865510
Yup, just wanted to play around with the idea of resurrection. What do you think? Yea / Nay? Would you accept the embrace of a buxom Wight you've never met before simply because she raised you to be her husband?

>You consider your circumstances
>Say she's telling the truth
>You owe her your life. Or, unlife, whatever
>Say she's lying, leaving aside that music box of hers, even if she's lying, you can taste the love in her words
>You were born on the streets, you know when some one's lying to you. She's genuine. About the way she feels for you at the least
>"I don't."
>"Try to."
>"I... can't."
>"It's a side effect of the resurrection. Makes you inclined to want to stay. You can still genuinely hate the situation tough, so it's not like you've been brainwashed."
>"I see... Well... for some that's out of my control," you give her a deep kiss, "I certainly seem to have lucked out."
>She laughs softly, relieved that every thing seems to have worked out, "That we have."

>> No.12865605

>>12865580
I liked the story, well written, good pacing etc.

I would accept that embrace. Especially in his shoes, he obviously didn't have a great life back in the day. Can't possible get worse no?

>> No.12865607

>>12865559
think of it this way
if monstergirls were a thing, you could be
A. Shotafied, then your dick size wouldn't matter
B. Captured by Sabbath, and lolis wouldn't care if you had a small penis
C. Incubized, where you will become your wife's ideal, which may or may not include a big dick
D. Alped, and you won't have a dick anymore.
plenty of options

>> No.12865608

>>12865120
You got it m8

>> No.12865619

>>12865580
That's my fetish, also, do you intend to pastebin your story?

>> No.12865622

>>12865619
Think it's worth it? I could throw it up with that CC Devil thing I wrote

>> No.12865627

>>12865622
Damn straight it is.

>> No.12865628

>>12864608
I just want a chivalry mod where one team is paladins, the other is Agatha, and we can spend hours magically smashing each other's heads into soup

>> No.12865630

>>12865622
>>12865510
Yeah pastebin it, it was good. Even if it wasn't, you should pastebin OC anyway.

>> No.12865631

>>12864608
>"Ara ara, why would you want to make merry with some monster harlot when you have your big sister?

>> No.12865639

>>12865627
>>12865630
>>http://pastebin.com/LWnNjgEL
Well, there y'are I guess. Glad you appreciated it.

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>>12865631
incest a shit

Going on a magical journey with an mg/human paladin partner to spread happiness and JUSTICE is excellent.

>> No.12865657

>>12865639
Awesome.
>>12865644
Nah nigga, they aren't blood-related siblings.

>> No.12865662

>>12864608
It's fine. I just have to make her a monster girl.

>> No.12865665

>>12865657
>Nah nigga, they aren't blood-related siblings.
"big sister"
Sounds like incest to me m8

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>>12865665
Do you even chinese porn?

Also, there's nothing wrong with incest.

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>>12865671
>Do you even chinese porn?
no and for a reason

>Also, there's nothing wrong with incest.
So, by this logic, there's nothing wrong with Charles II of Spain?

>> No.12865680

>>12865677
I'm not talking about 3D people, faggot.

>> No.12865687

>>12865677
Don't mix 2D and 3D.

>> No.12865688

>>12865680
that's correct, we're talking about incest and why it is an unacceptable practice.

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>>12865688
>A boy consummating marriage with his 2D Order/Paladin Onee-san.
>Not pure.

>> No.12865702

>>12865688
>incest
>unacceptable practice
Do you even nee-sans, faggot.

>> No.12865705

>>12865689
Sure, it's pure, nut it's also incest.
>>12865702
No, I don't. And neither did my parents, which is why I am not horribly deformed.

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>>12865671
Damn straight
Daughteru dicking is love

>> No.12865711

>>12865705

>>12865687

>> No.12865713

>>12865708
Well the "weird" meter just went through the woof.

heh, "woof". Get it?

>> No.12865715

>>12865705
You don't get flipper babies in the MGE.
>>12865708
Mein neger.

>> No.12865716

>>12865711
The purpose of 2D is to emulate 3D, to a certain degree.

The reason we're here, talking about MG's, is because MG's don't actually exist. So we talk about how ossum it would be if they did.

So 2D and 3D are already being mixed.

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>>12865716

>> No.12865722

>>12865716
You're a retard.

>> No.12865734

>>12865722
>>12865720
So you guys are here because you have girlfriends/wives, who are MGs?

ok.

I'm jealous but impressed.

and if this is another one of those "3D a shit" posts, if any of you people would actually stay inside and do nothing while if MG's became real, you're mad.

>> No.12865742

>>12865734
you write like someone who has never been in any of these threads or even 4chan for more than 5 minutes, therefore I implore you to fuck off back to wherever you came from

>> No.12865743

>>12865734
Whatever you say, normie.

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>>12865708
DICK THE DAUGHTERU
I
C
K

>> No.12865746

>>12865734
You're doing it the wrong way, normalfag.

>> No.12865750

>>12865746
>>12865743
>>12865742
I love how whenever someone's argument on 4chan breaks they default back to "fuck you normalfag" and expect the other person to become wrong.

>> No.12865753

>>12865745
The best is, she wanted her adoptive daddies D.
I wish we had more than two notable daughteru dicking stories.

>> No.12865754

>>12865750
I'm not saying anything about right or wrong, I just say you apparently are here for the wrong reasons and with wrong expectations and therefore ask you to fuck off

>> No.12865756

>>12865753
What is the second one?

>> No.12865758

>>12865754
Not the guy you're arguing with, but you didn't refute his point or make a counterargument, you just called him a normalfag and told him to fuck off. And while I don't particularly disagree with you in thinking that 3D and 2D being the same thing is retarded, dismissing him is not really helping your case.

>> No.12865759

>>12865756
As in writefag stories.

>> No.12865764

>>12865754
>you apparently are here for the wrong reasons and with wrong expectations
I'm here to talk about mgs. Sounds right to me! Or is this an incest thread?

>> No.12865765

>>12865758
If I wanted to argue with normalfags about shit I'd go on facebook.
This is /mgt/ not domestic ethics 101

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12865772

>Wanting 3D monster girls

>> No.12865776

>>12865764
Drop the name unless you're actually contributing something.

>> No.12865779

>>12865764
It's both and more.

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>>12865772

>> No.12865786

>>12865758
If he's dumb enough to think anyone talking about 3D incest, in a monstergirl thread, where dicking the daughteru is a thing, he really should fuck off.

>> No.12865790

>>12865764
Incest is a big part of all the smut involving 2D, and even bigger when it comes to monster girls and MGE.

I don't even like dicking the daughteru (I like incest between siblings though), but saying that incest is not a part of these threads is retarded.

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>>12865772
>not wanting glorious 3D monsters
What a shit man you are

>> No.12865800

>>12865772
This, I don't want to see a butterfaced Apophis without black sclera. That's what my 2D fantasies are for.
>>12865783
Those character models are somehow worse than the ones in DA:I.

>> No.12865801

>>12865734
You have to make yourself 2D, not the monster girls 3D, faggot.

>> No.12865805

>>12865795
Did they just click random on the Oblivion character screen and rip the models? Jesus fuck.

>> No.12865807

>>12865790
>I don't even like dicking the daughteru (I like incest between siblings though)

Why the split? It's all relative.

>> No.12865815
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12865815

Bubuzuke a best

>> No.12865818

>>12865776
I am. I have no idea why that name popped up. I didn't put it there.
>>12865790
I never said it wasn't a part. I said I didn't like it.
>>12865772
That's kind of the point.
>>12865801
That just the same end result. I don't understand your point.

>> No.12865820

>>12865745

Ah yes, the manga that made me an anti-daughteru-dickingfag

Captcha: sinned neetsac

>> No.12865830

>>12865815
I'd shag that sheep if you know what I mean.

>> No.12865832

>>12865801
>transform yourself into fat old faceless man
>become NTR incarnate
>fuck and impregnate random wives and gfs
Noice

>> No.12865840

>>12865820
>not liking the best love story ever told
>implying other dickheads deserved glorious Rin
>implying daughteru dicking is not the best pairing

>> No.12865856

>>12865840

Different strokes m8

>> No.12865862

>>12865840
I still think that story was one big bait.

>> No.12865864

>>12865815
>bottom half is darker

Why?

>> No.12865868

>>12865818
>That's kind of the point
No it is not.

>> No.12865875

>>12865862
Bait doesn't exist outside the internet.

>> No.12865876

>>12865868
I think a real ushi-oni would be horrifying

>> No.12865878
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>>12865800
You mean THIS butterfaced Apophis?
Because yea, that's gross.

>> No.12865881

>>12865795
>That JP text on the side
>Acting like this isn't going to be western as shit
>Acting like those ugly models aren't already ugly as Original Xbox Era garbage
I think I'm offended.

>> No.12865882

>>12865876
Horrifying shit.

>> No.12865884

>>12865878
>The artist didn't even give her black sclera.
Fuck this guy.

>> No.12865887

>>12865856
What strokes, m8?
Other potential bfs were huge assholes. I would be mad as fuck if someone from them won, but I would also be fine with "forever alone/not those fags" open end
But daughteru dicking is the best possible end

>> No.12865894

>>12865887
Agreed.

>> No.12865900

>>12865887

>Other potential bfs were huge assholes. I would be mad as fuck if someone from them won

Your waifu's father trusted you with her, but you don't trust anyone with your own daughter? Sounds a bit egoistic...

Not trying to stir up shit here, just curious.

>> No.12865904

>>12865283
Responding to something several hours old but yanderes can always warp anything said and done to fit their own worldview.

>> No.12865914

>>12864575
>written by a dark matter
Try KC's author avatar
>>12864583
KC insists they're accurate so you unfortunately do have to go by what they say

>> No.12865915

>>12865900
I'm not a faggot so I don't have a waifu
And those guys were legimate assholes, read yo shit

>> No.12865919

>>12865533
>That Tumblr face
Would not touch even if it came with a free glass of milk

>> No.12865921
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tell me anons would you join the riot knights?

>> No.12865926

>>12865921
I want to protect humans AND monstergirls.

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>> No.12865930

>>12865914
>accurate
>when literally the first page is wandering scholar (who is also incubi at that point) telling that it's mostly written by dark matter Saphirette Spherica and you should take everything with a grain of salt
Oy vey
Druella pls go
Your propaganda won't work on me

>> No.12865931

>>12865915

I dunno, man. I'm not into dicking daughterus.

>>12865921
>>12865928

If it meant wearing a badass looking knight/operator merged uniform and carrying a badass riot shield and a tear gas grenade launcher for the sake of protecting both humans and monstergirls alike from the wicked, then count me in.

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>>12865921

>> No.12865935

>>12865921
Yes
I would destroy monster threat to save humanity

>> No.12865936

>>12865928
>some kind of knightly shemagh
we oper8or now.

>> No.12865937

>>12865933
Pls don't dump.

>> No.12865940

>>12865919
>Tumblr face
Every time.

>> No.12865954

>>12865931
>I'm not into dicking daughterus.
It's okay, anon, there is nothing wrong with being gay

>> No.12865957

>>12865930
That's only WG2. Even then, the Wandering Scholar (who is still human, somehow) corrects her whenever she spouts bullshit.

>> No.12865972

>>12865954

You're gonna need a bigger bait, Anon.

>> No.12865987

What if there was a Van Hellsing type hunting down your monster girl waifu?
What if It was a girl.
What if she's just really after your dick

>> No.12865989

Yandere paladin is the purest form of love.
>Muh dick edition:She wants to ravish you but can not due to it being 'indecent' and 'sinful'. She denies her desires as a woman bit still makes up excuses like "You must be protected from monsters at all times even while bathing!" She becomes slowly corrupted as time goes on abandoning the order, and seeking only you. Protecting you from the MONSTER WHORES that want to use you for their own evil ways.

>> No.12865995

>>12865987
>>12865989
These two go together pretty well.

>> No.12866001

>>12865989
Does her corruption and abandonment of the Order eventually lead to her becoming a monster herself?

>> No.12866005

>>12866001
She's human she's already one

>> No.12866010

>>12866005
She's a 2D human girl, mind you.

>> No.12866015
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>>12865987
But he always was a girl

>> No.12866018

>>12866001
Depends on what YOU want. Since she'll do ANYTHING for you as long as you look ONLY at her.

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>>12864890

>> No.12866026

>>12866018
So she could become, say, a Succubus or Dark Priest?
If so, 8/10.
If she insists on staying human and refuses to become a monster then 2/10 would purge.

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>>12866024

>> No.12866030

>>12866024
I love you too.

>> No.12866041

>>12865987
Have my Dhampire go Castlevania on her ass?

>> No.12866045

>>12865878
the fucking head. every damn time

>> No.12866054

>>12865878
Still fuckable if you have a paper bag, or are willing to change your perception of reality and make her look hot in your mind.

>> No.12866062

>>12866054
>willing to change my perception of reality

But that would imply that the universe doesn't revolve around me, like it should.

>> No.12866069

>>12866024
Who?

>> No.12866073

>>12866069
>This nigga don't about Zophia.

>> No.12866080

>>12866069
Saviour of the thread. Or harbinger of its decay.

One of those things, probably.

>> No.12866085

>>12866041
>Thinking a Dhampir can kill a Hellsing
What's a halfie that can't even kill her mum supposed to do against someone whose entire point is to kill full vampires?

>> No.12866101

MGK? Yay? Nay?

Ophy has buried Pharaoh up to her head in sand with the help of Wurm and Sandwurm, will you help her or play with Anubis?
Will you play group tag with Werewolf, Wyvern, Ryu, Dragon, Mino, Holst, Faceless kid who will marry Holst later in life, and Dullahan?
Do you share your lunch willingly with Kikimora and Kitsune?
Will you share your lunch money unwillingly with Dark Elf and P'Ork?
Will you read with Lich, and gain a college level reading before Kindergarten ends?
Will you hug the CC Echidna teacher and promise to protect her smile?
Will you sneak out and see 2nd grader Salamander's new knife with Hellhound?
Will sneak out and ask Junko why she's taking a nap on train tracks? Maybe even help her reclaim the 3 sacred hobo treasures?
Do you help out albino Lamia, who started puking blood all over the place after bumping into someone?
Or do you sit in the corner, and use up a MG token to spawn a Yuki Onna or Yeti?

>> No.12866106

>>12866101
junko hobo adventures go!

>> No.12866110

>>12866101
I see what is wrong with the Lamia.

>> No.12866117

>>12866101
First rush to help the lamia, then help out pharaoh and then enjoy lunch together alongside Kiki and the Kitsune after getting Junko off the traintracks.

How does the lamia manage to puke blood all over the place from bumping into somoene though? Must have been a really hard bump.

And why is this MGK so depressing?

>> No.12866120

>>12866101

I choose to sit down on a bench by myself and watch the others have their fun, maybe take a nap or something. I'm not really in the mood to do anything.

>> No.12866125

>>12866117
Because it's all being warped by Junko. years of living in the streets being kicked by strangers, having things taken from her, and starving to the brink of death has turned her into a dark being. Underneath her sunglasses are eyes stained with pure darkness and malice.

>> No.12866142

>>12866117
>>12866125
Also, albino Lamia is one of those generic ultra fragile girls you see from time to time. The ones covered in bandages and puking copious amounts of blood.

>> No.12866147

>>12866125
>Underneath her sunglasses are eyes stained with pure darkness and malice.
How horrible. We should heal her with our love and cuddles.

>> No.12866148

>>12866101
MGK where we die when

>> No.12866153

>>12866147
No amount of love and cuddles can heal her. She's fallen too far.

>> No.12866169

>>12866153
Nobody's ever fallen too far, Anon. There's always hope for redemption.

>> No.12866176

>>12866169
If you say so, Buddha.

>> No.12866182

>>12866176
You don't need religion to have faith in people. Divine intervention is never a bad thing, though.

>> No.12866183

>>12866182
But Buddha's thing was that everyone is redeemable, from the petty thief, to the daughteru fucker, to .Less and Bob.

>> No.12866192

>>12866101
Help out the Pharaoh.
Getting buried in a sandbox is the first step to making her have sand in her vagina for the rest of her life.

Metaphorically, not literally. Necessarily.

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>>12865315
>>12865315

I present to my loyal readers

The Mob goes Wild p3.
http://pastebin.com/KXT50ybp

As always, I hope you enjoy my writing.
This is starting to get really fun when you have the power of INSPIRATION on your side.
This one was particularly long 17 pages in microsoft word.

Part 4 is gon' get reeeeeeeeeeeal

>> No.12866200

>>12866147
Use the MG token to spawn a Yeti and have her cuddle Junko

>> No.12866201

>>12866192
>wanting worst girl
You'll be getting swirlies in middle school at that rate, bub.

>> No.12866208

>>12866201
>Worst girl
Uh, no actually. She has a bigass pet snake that she lets you play with, and I'm not passing up that offer.

Also not nearly as bad as the one Shirohebi who bragged to everybody about having a 3DS.
Hopefully that Shirbohebi and the hemophiliac one are two completely different girls.

>> No.12866211

>>12866101
I dick the toddlers
All of them
DICK THE TODDLERU

>> No.12866217

>>12866208
They obviously are different, since one's in 3rd grade and the other is in the same class as you. And while Pharaoh has a WiiU, Ophy has a PS3 and PS4.

>> No.12866218

>>12866211
>Toddler dicking
Anon, I beg you to reconsider.

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>>12866101
Anubis-chan says she needs me to be a 'scribe'.

A scribe is a person who writes about how great she is.

>> No.12866226

>>12866217
>One has Smash Bros.
>The other has Guilty Gear Xrd

Goddammit, don't make me choose.

>> No.12866228

>>12866222
>"Anon! Write how great I am!"
>"O-okay, Anubis sansamachankunonomatopoeia..."
>T/Jimmy tries writing down how great she is, only for her to interrupt halfway
>"No! Like this!"
>She draws a hieroglyph of a woman with dog ears holding hands with a man, a Pharaoh covered in flies, and a woman with dog ears being screwed doggy style on the nearby wall

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>>12866218
Daga KOTOWARU!

>> No.12866231

>>12865921
Definetly

>> No.12866234

>>12866183
wouldnt it be funny if bob all of the sudden created a really good story that everyone in general loves and contains no /d/ fetishes?

>> No.12866237

>>12866234
A story to make us forget all the bad stuff he's done?
Maybe.

>> No.12866238
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Anubis-chan has some issues.

>> No.12866240

>>12866217
Too bad none of these consoles have any games
NO GAAAEEHMS Ahhh

>> No.12866243

>>12866228
What a lewd kindergartener.
She should probably be spanked on her lewd anubis butt.

>>12866234
What if he creates the most vanilla, lovey-dovey, tender story this thread has ever seen?
Speaking of, what IS the most tender and vanilla story posted here?

>> No.12866245

>>12866238
Like an anal fistula?

>> No.12866247

>>12866234

It would, because he's most likely as mad at /mgg/ as it is at him and that'd probably be impossible to happen.

>> No.12866249

>>12866238
Yeah her feet are always drawn like shit

>> No.12866251

>>12866240
>"Hey Ophy!"
>"What is it, fart-face?"
>"PS3 has no games!!"
>The Pharaoh puts on a smug face, thinking she burned Ophy good

>> No.12866253

>>12866243
She's only writing down what her mother writes down on a note before passing it on to her husband.

>> No.12866256

>>12866249
.less has drawn a couple of anubis images. He normally draws paws quite well, by my way of thinking.

>> No.12866262

>>12866253
Is this like the time she wanted Timmy to be her concubine, because her mother said a concubine was someone who makes you feel good?

>> No.12866263

>>12866251
>wii u user
>accusing other in having no games
U w0t, m8

It needs PC master race MG laughing at plebs
Who will be the best PC MG?

>> No.12866265

>>12866263
A NEET Oomukade

>> No.12866280

>>12866263
Mustard Plant Alrune

>> No.12866286

>>12865208
Looks like a look of contentment there.

>>12865957
There is actual, uncorrected propaganda though. Ads for different MG Businesses. Rather lewd and amusing they are.

>>12866101
I just want to play with Anubis, as always. Though I would ask her why she isn't helping the Pharaoh like she normally would. Did they have a fight?

>> No.12866304

>>12866262
That was Jimmy.
>"I kiss Jimmy because it makes me feel good"
>"Jimmy makes me feel good too!"

>> No.12866307

>>12866304
>mg in kindergarten
>already a slut with few lovers at the same time
Just as expected from monster scum

>> No.12866321

>>12866307
Anon they don't know any better. Let them play kiss tag in peace, or bully Timmy like the masochistic cuddleslut he is.

>> No.12866330

>>12866321

Can't they at least wait until they're double digits before getting lewd?

>> No.12866336

>>12866307
I often wondered, what are your favorite monstergirl species when you aren't partaking in Paladin shenanigans.

>> No.12866343

>>12866330
If you want. Part of being a kid though is being naive.
>"I saw Mom and Dad wrestling! I want to try it too!"
>"Ophy, I just want to play Pokemon in peace..."

>> No.12866355 [DELETED] 

>>12866195
>Dragon gets in shit for cheating.
>Cheats again
Yup. Karen a shit.
Once could maybe, maybe be forgiven, but I'd say that confirms all of anons fears and hate.

She doesn't deserve forgiveness if she can't be loyal to a guy she claims to love. She's shown herself to be nothing but a drunken slut. I hope anon gets away to a happy, post-revenge life with the sheep.

I really wish the Dragon could just be loyal...I'd want a loyal, loving Dragon Waifu...

>> No.12866356

>>12866343
>Months later, her want to play wrestling intensifies
>One day when Anon visits her, she takes off her clothes and unbuttons his shirt, and begins wrestling with him
>He doesn't know why, but he enjoys it

>> No.12866363
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>>12866356
>she rkos him outta nowhere

>> No.12866372

>>12866343
>Childhood friend monstergirl
>She likes to wrestle a lot, but you don't really mind, because she's always gentle
>And playing with her makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside
>Especially when she crawls on top of you and starts rolling around with you

Meanwhile, the monstergirl's mother will be watching around a corner, wiping proud tears from her eyes.

>> No.12866381

>Be Little Anon
>Get sent to Monster Girl kindergarten for human/monster societal interjection testing
>Be tugged around by all the girls who want you
>6 months later a human girl is added to continue testing
>She's very sweet and wants to be friends with you because she's scared of the monster girls
>the Oni bully of the class beats her up and takes you from her every time you two are close.
>Oni girl tells you that you are hers until someone takes you from her.
>Go through Elementary School, middle school and majority of High School being owned by the Oni girl
>4th year of High School the human girl from way back when transfers in, now a 3 time World Amateur Kendo champ and 2 time Amateur Woman's MMA champ and challenges the Oni girl to a fight to the death for you.
>BUT WAIT A MINUTE! There's also the Oni's Wyvern friend whose tired of being bossed around by her ALSO wants you and so they have a Triple Threat match for you
How do you react?

>> No.12866383

>>12866363
"OW! Why would you do that?"
>"S-Sorry, Anon, are you okay?"
"That's it. We're not wrestling anymore. I wanna play Tales."
What great childhood friends these two will grow up to be.

>> No.12866394 [DELETED] 

>>12866195
Does anybody have anything cute and loving involving a Dragon Waifu for me to read?

After reading NTR a shit, I need something to cheer me up...

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>>12866355
>cheating monster girls

Into the trash it goes.

>> No.12866397 [DELETED] 

>>12866395
I'm probably going to keep reading it on the thin, thin chance there's a happy ending at the end.

>> No.12866403

>>12866381
Cheer for Dragon
She's both not human, and the underdog.

>> No.12866408 [DELETED] 

>>12866195
That was great, that montage part with the music was especially good. Really set the mood.

And goddam I was hoping for them to get back together, as everyone deserves a second chance(especially as she admits that she truly loves him). But after Karen ended up cheating again it just proves that there is no hope, and as much as she loves him, she only deserves hell for cheating.

A dam shame. Atleast his daughter is truly his.
I kind of fear for the sheep. I'm kind of expecting Karen to end up and harming or even killing her, let's hope that doesn't happen.

>> No.12866412 [DELETED] 

>>12866397
Having NTR in monster girl stories is like trying to have a lion that eats tofu. It's unnatural and it pisses everyone off because it's abuse.

>> No.12866413 [DELETED] 

>>12866195
Well, for certain, I feel that your dialogue needs work.
>>12866394
http://pastebin.com/sFjkJcva

>> No.12866415

>>12866381
Talk to the Tanuki from the class next door about making this into a profitable match, tickets and all, with free food and drinks and a betting bucket

>> No.12866419 [DELETED] 

>>12866412
At least someone (apparently?) finally delivered. Every "NTR" story I've read so far had a fakeout into yandere or horror or something.

>> No.12866422

>>12866381

Fuck's sake, fighting ain't gonna solve shit.

If this ever happened I'd sumon my inner pissed off oniborn guy and scold the fuck out of all three of them in public, making sure they go home hanging their heads in embarrassement and shame. I ain't got time for this.

>> No.12866426
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>>12866383
>grow up
>When she gets older and hugs his arm and says
>"Oh, we had so much fun as kids didn't we?"
>"Remember all the times we used to play fight when my parents were out?"
"O-Ophelia, don't mention that in front of the others."

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>>12866336
Meh, there is none
Maybe loli vampire
But it mostly because of the PLOT
*red scene*

>> No.12866429 [DELETED] 

>>12866419
>Apparently?
Not anything apparent about it. I mean, after the first chapter, with the photos catching her cheating, JAWF teased with a "It was you all along!" but I think that was just a joke because some anons were thinking of "It was a twin!" excuses, etc. etc.

But then the second chapter, she didn't even try to deny cheating.

And now in the third chapter, she cheated all over again, while anon was at home, cuddling with his daughter and a sheep-girl.

So yeah, delivered. NTR a shit.

>>12866413
This, on the other hand, is adorable and actually makes me feel a little better.

>> No.12866436

>>12866101
play group tag. Some other lad can rescue junko.

Through what process would the lich enhance our reading skills? Mind melding?

>> No.12866438 [DELETED] 

>>12866429
>she cheated all over again, while anon was at home, cuddling with his daughter and a sheep-girl.
>Let's play let's watch mommy take a dozen dicks again, daddy!
Horrible and excellent. Horrexcellent.

>> No.12866442 [DELETED] 

>>12866195
The first part of this story almost put me off from reading anymore as I thought the story was going full edgemaster. The other parts have made me much more interested on where you are going to take this as this has a much different feel than most other stories posted here. Though it can be somewhat hard to follow what is happening in conversations.

>>12866355
I feel much more pity for Karen than hate. She just seems like a classic tragic character. She does love her husband but is just too weak-willed to control her vices. I don't see a happy end for her but possibly a redeeming end.

>> No.12866444

>>12866211
But you're a shota

Such a feat is currently beyond your competence.

>> No.12866447

>>12866381
three words anon

Pay
per
View

>> No.12866451

>>12866381
WE GODDA PUSH IT FOR SUMMERSLAM

>> No.12866454 [DELETED] 

>>12866442
>I don't see a happy end for her but possibly a redeeming end.
The rest of her life in a highly reinforced penitentiary, in total solitude, while receiving pictures of Anon, his weresheep waifu, and daughter(s).

>> No.12866457 [DELETED] 

>>12866442
>Redeeming end.
That would be nice-ish, I suppose.
Even if she doesn't deserve to make up with anon, maybe she could at least leave him with herself under control, to a future where she's able to be happy with someone she hasn't stabbed in the back.

>> No.12866461

>>12866451
Matt, go back to fawning over your big-titted eagle harpy.

>> No.12866465 [DELETED] 

>>12866457
Redeeming end for NTR is shit. She should just become a cumdump in Faceless Fat Man #62's basement.

>> No.12866468

>>12866461
>big-titted eagle harpy.
I want her to be my mother, my aunt and my sister.

>> No.12866470
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>there is game with lewd catgirls who you can dick
>on steam
>with "boobs physics when window moves" option
GGAAABBEEEEN

>> No.12866475

>>12866470
It's not half life 3, but it will do.

>> No.12866477 [DELETED] 

>>12866454
Didn't it say that the weresheep already has a boyfriend?

>> No.12866479 [DELETED] 

>>12866195
Y'know, the only way I could think of this NTR being "Alright" even remotely, were if here "Weakness" from the musical bit were guys that looked exactly like anon, and she only strayed because he stopped loving her.

But I know that's not true, because anon is a pale-skinned Englishman with a nice mustache, not some olive-skinned, emerald-eyed Adonis.

>> No.12866480 [DELETED] 

>>12866477
THE NTR KEEPS HABBENING

>> No.12866482 [DELETED] 

>>12866477
Ah, I don't really remember.

>> No.12866486 [DELETED] 

>>12866477
No, that's the Dragon's assistant. I'm not sure what her species is actually, but her name is Erika, the weresheep is Elizabeth.

And it's also kinda implied that anon and the weresheep might've had a thing in the past, before he met the dragon too...

>> No.12866489

>>12866461
Liam used the joke more than Matt.
Reminder that we probably are the reason Liam never talks about Monster Girls anymore.

>> No.12866490

>>12866470
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1832360
>not getting all the achievements

>> No.12866494 [DELETED] 

>>12866480
We might as well go full NTR at this point.

>> No.12866495

>>12866470
Since when does UPS send MGs?
this some amazon thing I don't know about?

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>>12865376

>> No.12866500 [DELETED] 

>>12866494
>story where both the husband and wife try to NTR each other
>they mail each other the gangbang fucktape on the same day
Let's go.

>> No.12866507 [DELETED] 

>>12866413
>Discovering strict Dragon Teacher is actually an adorable, dorky nerd.

Can we talk more about this? All the NTR talk hurts my heart.

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>>12866507
Sure
Let's talk about this guy and his happy family

>> No.12866515 [DELETED] 

>>12866507
I know.

>Implying a Dragon would NTR in the first place.

A succuslut I would get, but not a Dragon. That's retarded.

>> No.12866520 [DELETED] 

>>12866500
NTR a shit.
>>12866507
Strict girls with a soft side are my favorite.
>>12866514
You're wasting images, AND shitposting.

>> No.12866521 [DELETED] 

>>12866514
...first off, fuck you.

Second, is this one of those ones with "Blue" in the title?
Even if it isn't, I just want to ask, why do so many NTR series have "Blue" in the title? What about "Blue" connotes NTR?

>> No.12866525 [DELETED] 

>>12866514
>pic
>absolutelyharam.png

>> No.12866528 [DELETED] 

>>12866521
Blue=sadness=betrayal=NTR
Is is really that hard?

>> No.12866529 [DELETED] 

>>12866477
Nope

>>12866486
From what I understand anon met Karen a few years before he met Elize. What he does say is that they both know that they like eachother. And that they would have gotten together if it wasnt for the fact that he met Karen first.
His love for Karen was geruine aswell though.

I both despise and feel bad for Karen. She truly does love anon but is weak-willed which is destroying her. I dont want her to get a bad end, but she really does need to learn a lesson.

>> No.12866536 [DELETED] 

>>12866514
Is it wrong that I originally fapped to gifs of this without knowing it had NTR?

And that I still do by disassociating it with NTR?

>> No.12866544 [DELETED] 

>>12866529
I always thought it was a nickname for the sheep. I should pay more attention next time.

>>12866536
yes.

>> No.12866551 [DELETED] 

>>12866544
Well, fuck it.
I'm quitting cold turkey. Starting right...after I fap one more time, and I'm done.

>> No.12866553 [DELETED] 

>>12866536
No
NTR is love
NTR is life
Now you have 2 ways. You either lose your face and becomes faceless NTRer or wimpy NTRed faggot
The choice is your
What is your answer?

>> No.12866558 [DELETED] 

>>12866195
Y'know something actually?
Karen might be a shitty wife, but Anon's a shitty husband too.

Like, when he finds out she cheated on him, he doesn't question why, or try to talk with her about it, try to get to the bottom of their problems. No, instead, he begins an inane revenge scheme of ignoring her and depriving her of all love and intimacy. Which of course drives her to cheat again when he isn't at dinner with her.

And then, back in chapter 1, when he got raped by the Oni, he was fucking monologuing about how good her cunt felt, better than his wife's even. Yes, he reflected that it was "Wrong", because she wasn't his wife, but he still enjoyed himself outside of the full-out torture.

And at least Karen feels deep, "I need to try and soak in a shower to remove the filthy", shame for her actions and choices.

>> No.12866560
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New update to Spider and the Fly, line 2028
now with intrigue!

>> No.12866561 [DELETED] 

>>12866553
Can I just...not have an NTR-involved life period?
I think that'd be best end.

>> No.12866569 [DELETED] 

>>12866558
>talking to a slut who NTRed you
>not immediately kicking her out of your house
Cuckold confirmed
I bet you would believe her if she said it's somehow your fault or other bullshit

>> No.12866575 [DELETED] 

>>12866553
Depends. Do I get to fuck her afterwards if I'm the faggot?

>> No.12866583 [DELETED] 

>>12866558
You have a point yeah. Though keep in mind that theres allot of shit going on aswell. And that it only has been 3 days after he discovered it. People need some time to recollect after such things happen.

In any case, in the monologe there is the statement:
>I keep doing this to her
so I doubt he would keep it up.

But yeah ignoring her isnt exactly clever, and punishing others never works. Talking it out would have been wait better.

>> No.12866590 [DELETED] 

>>12866569
>Somehow your fault
Well, the second time, maybe. As I pointed out, if anon weren't so interested in his revenge plot against her, she wouldn't have cheated that night.

Whether she would've cheated on subsequent nights, even after making up with him...well, that's a matter of trust, and the current route she's on clearly shows that she has not earned the right to his trust at all.

Whether she'd still be on that route if they had made up is a "What if" which we will likely never know.

>> No.12866591 [DELETED] 

>>12866394
The roller coaster of Monster girl stories has to come down sometimes.

>>12866408
All things in time.
But thank you, I'm happy you liked it. I was thinking it was actually going to be very hard to understand, and I didn't work to much on it as it was a spur of the moment

>>12866413
Noted, I'll try to see what I can do. I do have this habit where I split narrative and character thoughts in alternating sentences.

>>12866479
I'm trying to leave as much info about MC Anon as blank as possible so you (The reader) can instil whatever you want, hence all the "_____"

>>12866479
I used Olive as a derogatory term for "darker than average" not so much full on roastedtomatoandgarlicItalian, thats my fault

>>12866429
Not all stories are meant to be happy stories anon

>>12866558
SOMEONE GETS IT

>>12866442
At what point did you think it started becoming Bismuth? Maybe its just this part that has you off as this one was only meant to be a jumpstarter for as to what happens in p4, as I said this one (3) wouldn't be all that interesting I had to start over a few times because I hated the dialogue I came up for with Karen in the beginning


I think I missed someone that I wanted to reply to

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>>12866591
>tfw half of these replies are me.

I think I have a problem.

>> No.12866608 [DELETED] 

>>12866601

Your good G.
I was just giving a reply to each individual 'question' or such

>> No.12866610

>>12866560
Ah, so this bridges into the stories prologue.

Shit will go down.

>> No.12866624 [DELETED] 

>>12866608
Still, lotta those "Questions" were me, and I'm clearly hung up on this. Goddamn.

Maybe it's just cause I like Dragons so much that I'm getting in such a tizzy about it. I need to go find more cute dragon stories. Try and calm myself down.

>> No.12866636

>Clean freak Beelzebub in a maid outfit
Yes? No? Cleaning competition with a Kikimora to see who gets to be Anon's wife?

>> No.12866637 [DELETED] 

>>12866624
>Maybe it's just cause I like Dragons so much that I'm getting in such a tizzy about it.
Careful anon, next thing you know you'll be sending poop to KC in the mail. Again? Je accuse

>> No.12866645 [DELETED] 

>>12866624
>>12866624

It just shows me your interested in my story and that I do need to continue. Which inspires me to do better.

But after 10k words in a day and no sleep.
I need a break

>> No.12866648 [DELETED] 

>>12866637
Okay, I love Dragons.

But that Fermented Apples faggot actually took personal offense to the very concept of KC's Dragon Girls. I like 'em. Love 'em. And I just can't help but feel terribly saddened by the whole situation of this story and-

See this is what people mean when they say escapism isn't healthy.

>> No.12866651 [DELETED] 

>>12866645
A rightfully earned rest indeed.

Damn, wish I were so inspired. Really aught to continue my own writings.

>> No.12866658 [DELETED] 

>>12866651

>tfw completely lost drive to write about monstergirls
>Still have a story to finish but can't think of anything

The guilt is almost overwhelming.

>> No.12866659 [DELETED] 

>>12866658
I'm on that boat

>> No.12866662 [DELETED] 

>>12866591
I was talking about part 1 setting off my edgy alarm with the child torture, should have made that more clear. I liked learning more about the characters this chapter and want to see righteous anger revenge mode from the MC.

>> No.12866664 [DELETED] 

>>12866658
> computer asploded
> lost 10k words of dragon story
> can't remember / summon the will to do it all again
The pain is much more than physical

>> No.12866667

Is it possible to make a trip through a jungle unraped if you are alone?

>> No.12866671 [DELETED] 

>>12866658
Do people read your story?
People don't read mine much at all, so the guilt is far lessened. I'm really only letting myself down.

>>12866664
What was it about?

>> No.12866672 [DELETED] 

>>12866664
What Dragon story?

>> No.12866673

>>12866667
Be an ugly faggot. Basically typical anon

>> No.12866676 [DELETED] 

>>12866664

> computer asploded
> lost 10k words of dragon story

Dropbox, mang. Cloud services can save your shit from asploding computers.

>> No.12866682

>>12866560

Finally. Kudos for adding Wonderland monsters whilst keeping the unhinged angle to them.

>> No.12866686 [DELETED] 

>>12866671

Some people do, and I fear they might waiting for something new, which makes matters worse on my end.

>> No.12866687 [DELETED] 

>>12866658

I feel the same way. I haven't updated my main story in a good few months but I feel it's complete trash regardless. I'm tempted to scrap it and start again.

>> No.12866690 [DELETED] 

>>12866662
>>12866662

Oh yeah, I don't deny that one bit that I was using p1 to grow some artificial Bismuth, no doubt.

But I did that to have an immediate 'shock value' of torture the daughteru to give MC a strong motivation to do the things he does over the course of the story.

That and everyone treats NTR and daughteru torture as the worst sins, and it would be cliche'd to see it in action. It is still a breath of fresh air simply because no one does it, and thats where I wanted to bring the story from. Something that might actually happen in a seedy MGC underworld. Hence why the child torture is also another MGT sin of Yuri

>> No.12866691

>>12866560
it just occurred I didn't post the pastebin link
http://pastebin.com/7yrKL6dj

>> No.12866702

>Vitamin Quest
Just got done playing this game and it's absolute heresy, like elves could be that assertive.

>> No.12866710

>>12866702
I kinda want an eroge where the elves are the ones raping the orcs.

Or at least actively seeking them out.

>> No.12866715

>>12866702
Elves are all sluts who get in situations where they'll be "raped" or prey upon lone male travelers.

>> No.12866716

>>12866710
It's a long time since I played, but I think that IS vitamin quest

>> No.12866718

>>12866702
>Elves will always be the ones subject to rape.
>We will never have something that involves an Elf non-consensually domming a human boy.
>Alp is the only one doing something worthwhile with an Elf, a Dark Elf no less.
>>12866710
http://exhentai.org/g/540542/01b927f15b/
http://exhentai.org/g/724884/b4ee2e65d9/

>> No.12866719

>>12866710
Vitamin Quest is sort of that, the elves goal is to get impregnated by as many people or monsters as possible and can pretty much invite orcs to fuck her.

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>>12866715
True

>> No.12866732

I know I have posted this several threads ago, but I am curious to see if there are any changes.
Your waifu has been afflicted with a condition, one where something of hers will continuously grow, but you get to decide what that is. What is that part?

>> No.12866733 [DELETED] 

>>12866590
I think all this is more Karen's fault for being spoiled.

I mean, three days -- a mere three days -- of cold shoulder for who knows how many months or years of cheating. That's more than a reasonable response.

But because she's a Don that she's used to getting what she wants, immediately, and smiles and bows all around. So she doesn't have the patience/diligence to give him space to cool down before cheating again.

>> No.12866738

>>12866732
She's an Oomukade so I guess her tail is the best choice it'd just be a matter of digging more room for her in the cave between venom fuelled sex sessions.

>> No.12866747

>>12866722
Elves are truly at the bottom of the sexual food chain.

>> No.12866749 [DELETED] 

>>12866733
A fair point indeed.

>> No.12866753

>>12866667
>>12866673
Or be an asshole.

Once again, typical anon.

>>12866732
Easy. Her love for me

>> No.12866754

Have I ever told you all about one of the darkest periods of time when the MGs first came into this world of ours?
This was an event that was sealed from history . never meant to be revealed.
I feel it is time we need to bring this back to light, and let you all know about it.

When the first MG cities were built there was a serious shortage of men for all the ladies, some one who name has long since been forgotten and struck from history had this brilliant idea to recruit people from the Internet.
There was this human message board devoted to people who didn't even consider liking MGs as a fetish, so they tracked down all those people and moved them en-mass to one of the cities.

What they forgot to take into consideration about these Internet posters would bring about a dark and terrible war.

(cont)

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>>12866732
Do you really need to ask?

>> No.12866759

>>12866722
sauce?

>> No.12866763

>>12866732
This anon gets me, right in the heart. >>12866753

>> No.12866778

>>12866754
They were mostly all slobs.
They attracted all the MGs that desire those that crave the slobs and filth,and they began to fight over them.

Imagine if you can entire formations of Kikimora facing off against the other filth lovers, armed in their resplendent Battle maid gear, finely cleaned and detailed brooms, ready to face down any who would come near them.

facing them, all those nasty filthy creatures the toilet lickers, the centipede things and the most horrible of all weapons !

The Roombas

The great Kikimora war would begin!

Coming soon to a theater near you!

>> No.12866793
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Reminder that if Elves ever came to our world, perhaps in a year that may or may not be 2017, they'd be on the top of the food chain and become unstoppable not too long after.

>> No.12866797

>>12866793
>Elfs
>Unstoppable

>> No.12866798

>>12866793
Elves couldn't even beat humans in a fight, let alone the other MGs.

>> No.12866803

>>12866793
I want an Elf to rape me, and have little Elf daughterus with her.

>> No.12866804

>>12866778
And Beelzebubs, right?

>> No.12866807

>>12866793
>That puffy vulva
I'm fine with this

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>>12866793

I, for one, would welcome our new Elf Overlords.

>> No.12866809

>>12866793

>Still using bows and living in forests
>Unstoppable

Alright.

>> No.12866811 [DELETED] 

>>12866195
I was hoping that Hilde would'nt be his daughter. How would him have reacted after knowing thay everything around him was just a pretty lie.
Well, good chapter.

>> No.12866813 [DELETED] 

>>12866195
She cheated again. AGAIN.

I tried to read this even when I hate NTR but I can't stand it anymore.

>> No.12866814

>>12866793
pfft

>> No.12866821

>>12866808
>Wanting Overlords.

>> No.12866822
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>"Will you surrender for me please?"

>> No.12866823 [DELETED] 

>>12866664
The HDD is likely salvagable anon. Just remove it from the old comp and put it in a new one. And if the HDD itself broke, then it's likely easily repairable aswell if you are willing to get your hands dirty.

>> No.12866824

>>12866793
they stop being unstoppable once you begin to bully them

>> No.12866828

>>12866822

Who are you and how did you get in my house?

>> No.12866830

>>12866822
I'll make you surrender to my mouth kissing your most sensitive areas,

>> No.12866832 [DELETED] 

>>12866813
Personally, that's why I love it.

Almost every story we see nowadays usually -- but not always -- falls into either

1) Happily Ever After
2) Trolling badends

We almost never see cheating-based suffering as a serious dramatic device in a story. It almost feels new and innovative, at least compared to most /mgt/ stories.

>> No.12866836

>>12866828
>"Its 2017 silly, so, will you surrender to me now? It will be a lot of fun for us both"

>> No.12866837

>>12866822
Ladies first.

>> No.12866838 [DELETED] 

>>12866811
>>12866811

Honestly? Probably would've just peaced the scene. Otherwise that'd be him staying with a woman he didn't love that would cheat on him alot and if he cheated Karen would probably kill him and his love affair.

Or option B) Kidnap Hilde and defend what remained of her innocence to the death seeing that the mob would've sent hit squads after him, either way BAD END

>>12866813
>>12866813

Just hold my hand Anon, together we shall walk through the valley of the shadow of death, knowing that there must be an end

>> No.12866840 [DELETED] 

>>12866823
This is actually what I'm trying to do. Just have to get my hands on an old tower where it doesn't matter if/when I break everything while trying to slot foreign components in.

> tfw not /g/

>> No.12866844

>>12866836

For what purpose, woman? And where the fuck are your pants? Have you no shame?

>> No.12866848

>>12866759
http://exhentai.org/s/a469e4bff9/689748-77
You don't need to thank me

>> No.12866849

>>12866822
>"DO I LOOK LIKE FRANCE TO YOU!?"

>> No.12866850

>>12866732
>>12866753
This.

That or her hair.
Hair over one eye is cute.

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>>12866797
Unstoppable in multiple ways.

>>12866798
>

>>12866809
>Elves obtain guns
>They engineer their own that can shoot magic boolets

Admit it, humanity would be scared shitless of other MGs while they'd be fine allying with Elves.

Except that's the problem, normal MGs are straightforward and "honest" while Elves are the Empire building, army assembling, MagiTech creating monsters of the world.

I bet they'd have their own seat in the U.N. and everything before they strike so hard that all of the super powers would be unable to properly retaliate.

Humanity dooming itself by trusting them is a guarantee.

>> No.12866854

>>12866822
You want me to surrender? You're gonna have to make me. Fight me for control.

>> No.12866859 [DELETED] 

>>12866840
it's like lego anon. But watch some guides first before doing anything. there are also cablessets out there for 5-10$ that allow you to connect a HDD with an usb. look it up.

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>>12866822
Suuuuree
Let me give you a back massage

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>>12866832
The point is that monster girls don't cheat. Never. That's for me the best part about them, and even with that I tried to read it. Once for the sake of the story? Ok. Two? Fucking no.

Is nothing sacred anymore?

>>12866838
If your next work has NTR again I will hunt you down.

You don't want an anon to hate you, right?

>> No.12866863 [DELETED] 

>>12866832
Indeed so. The genuine, lasting suffering makes it a far more interesting read than just stereotypical, quickie-doujin stuff, like say, the quick Dragon NTR Greentext Aftyn wrote forever ago.

>>12866838
>Walk through the valley of the shadow of death, knowing that there must be an end.
God I hope so. I hope to see a light at some point in all of this.

Even if Karen and Anon are both awful people, I still hope for something more than just suffering by the end.

>> No.12866871 [DELETED] 

>>12866838
I was imagining a very complex and cold revenge plot with a scene where Anon got furious and say somenthing like: "She is not my daughter !"

>> No.12866872 [DELETED] 

>>12866832
Suffering is delicious

>> No.12866875

>>12866853

>Admit it, humanity would be scared shitless of X

Haah, waaw.

Nigga, humanity is best known for completely anhillating anything that showed to be slightly smarter than the average animal or proved to be a threat.

I don't wanna start a HFY discussion but you're kinda underestimating mankind.

>> No.12866876 [DELETED] 

>>12866871

I can always go back and do "What-If" scenarios.

>> No.12866879 [DELETED] 

>>12866838
Don't know if it's been brought up, but it certainly feels like you've introduced too many characters too quickly, to the point I have to backtrack to remember who is who. Just something to think about in the future.

But what's done is done as far as this story. So any chance of getting a brief character sheet slapped together at least?

>> No.12866882

>>12866875
humanity is also infectious.

>> No.12866884 [DELETED] 

>>12866862
>The point is that monster girls don't cheat. Never. That's for me the best part about them, and even with that I tried to read it. Once for the sake of the story? Ok. Two? Fucking no.
>Is nothing sacred anymore?
This. Loyalty is one of THE cornerstones of monster girls. Without that, they're just exotic 3DPD. There's no point.

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>>12866853
I'm just gonna leave this here..

>> No.12866888 [DELETED] 

>>12866876
Nah, I think "What-Ifs" would just spoil things at this point.

>> No.12866892 [DELETED] 

>>12866862
>>12866884

>The point is that monster girls don't cheat. Never. That's for me the best part about them

Irrefutable truth regardless of canon.

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>>12866862
>The point is that monster girls don't cheat. Never.

Even under MGE rules, it's only when they get to that weird semen-addiction-slash-unable-to-feel-pleasure-from-anything-else emotional-dependency thing that monsters conflate with "marriage" that they never cheat.

But putting the ring on her finger doesn't do that in and of itself. You, and even she, might think you're happily married, but then along comes Chad Thundercock and it turns out she actually wasn't all that super-into-you after all.

Don't decieve yourself, anon. There are no brakes on the suffering train.

>> No.12866897 [DELETED] 

>>12866884
>>12866892

No, the point of MGE monster girls is that they don't cheat. People are allowed to be original. But if grown up drama is too mean for you, just don't read the story and stay in your hugbox.

>> No.12866900

So i haven't really taken part in monster girl threads since a couple months before they got taken off of /a/, have i missed anything important?

>> No.12866904 [DELETED] 

>>12866862
>>12866884
Honestly, I think at least an occasional story portraying MGs as having and giving into normal temptations is a good thing.

Sure, it can hurt, but for every person who gives in to temptation, there are many more who resist and remain truly loyal to what they love. Hearing about the travails of those who give in and hurt themselves and their loved ones like that, just makes me appreciate those who are loyal and loving all the more.

>> No.12866905

>>12866887
For a moment there, the thumbnail made it look like she was in a sea of cannabis.

>> No.12866908

>>12866853
>humanity would be scared shitless
Maybe
And you know what humanity will do if it's gets scared by non-human threat?
Nuke it to the radioactive dust
I doubt elven magic can handle hundreds of nuclear bombs

>> No.12866910

>>12866882
Shut Up Agent Smith.

>> No.12866913 [DELETED] 

>>12866900
NTR is a okay thing now and is actually liked by people saying it's innovate and original
Enjoy your stay

>> No.12866915

We cannot have healing with out first having suffering. So occasionally it's ok.

>> No.12866916 [DELETED] 

>>12866896
>>>/facebook/

>> No.12866917

>>12866905
The best kind of sea.

>> No.12866921 [DELETED] 

>>12866896
>Chad Thundercock
>Not Blast Hardcheese, Stuff Junkman, Buff Plankchest, Dirk Hardpec, or even Big McLargehuge

Please.

>> No.12866923 [DELETED] 

>>12866915
Healing a shit
Only suffering
Only hardcore

>>12866896
This

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I'm out

>> No.12866929 [DELETED] 

>>12866896
The fuck are you saying.

>> No.12866930 [DELETED] 

>>12866896
>not your fellow neighbor Fatso Facelesson

>> No.12866932 [DELETED] 

>>12866913
NTR when done intriguingly and actually originally, like JAWF is doing can be alright. It's a genuine discussion starter at least.

Compare with say, stereotypical, 100% Hentai-Doujin NTR, which is always a shit. For a deliberate example, see Aftyn's old Dragon Bully NTR story.

>> No.12866934 [DELETED] 

>>12866897

>NTR
>Grown up drama

More like overused concept present in most drama stories.

I'm surprised that the thread didn't devolve into a shitstorm by the sheer mention of monstergirls betraying their loved ones. Your ad hominem ain't gonna help you much here, even less once the more vocal anons show up and see all this stuff. You haven't seen shit yet.

>> No.12866939 [DELETED] 

>>12866929
The Truth

>> No.12866942

>>12866915
Agreed.
Let us hope there actually is healing, and not just suffering to the bitter end...

>> No.12866943 [DELETED] 

>>12866897
bait harder, faget

>> No.12866945 [DELETED] 

>>12866879
>>12866879

I see your point, but alot of them have names for the sake of having names. I got tired of saying "This werecat, that Wolf, these Oni's" Most of them have a name for the sake of having a name. Kinda like a video games random name generator.

Really your only dealing with:
MC Anon
Karen
Hildegarde
Elizabeth

Minors being:
Meli the bear (which is greek for honey)
Anura the Cat
Allison the Wolf
Erika the PA Cyclops
Helen the Minotaur

Nameless:
Oni, Mousegirl, Ushi, Mantis

I might be missing a few, but the point stands is that alot of the characters are just anmed to give the world a little bit of life. Don't worry friend, your not missing anything

>1286XXXX posts complaining about NTR

Life isn't all roses and farting daisies, I know its not what most people want or like, but those subjects don't make a bad narrative.

If anything it humanizes them and puts them on a level with us. Allowing them to be more relatable than programmed machines that are taught you are their god.

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Yeah, let's accept some NTR stories. I'm sure that won't encourage NTRfags to start more shit.

>> No.12866953 [DELETED] 

>>12866945
>more relatable than programmed machines that are taught you are their god.
But muh hugbox.

>> No.12866957 [DELETED] 

>>12866945
>If anything it humanizes them and puts them on a level with us.
Eh, I'm not frothing at the mouth about NTR, but this I dislike.
I like my monstergirls NOT humanized. Its their differences that make them intriguing. If I wanted humanized waifus I'd be in... any of the other threads in /jp/ or /a/.

>> No.12866958 [DELETED] 

>>12866945
>muh mature story
>muh real world
Most people is not here for that, as you said.

>> No.12866960

Jesus Christ I just want to read the damn mob story, if you don't like the content of it you can just not read it the same as any other story.

>> No.12866962 [DELETED] 

>>12866945
I'm still allowed to hope for some kind of vague Good End, right?

It's not gonna be suffering and Drunken Slutty Dragon NTR to the bitter end, right?

>> No.12866963 [DELETED] 

>>12866897
NTR is both a shit, and a lazy and idiotic way to write suffering.

>> No.12866964 [DELETED] 

>>12866957
>>12866958
These.

>> No.12866967 [DELETED] 

>>12866958
>>12866958

And thats their preference. When I started writing this story, it is just the route I wanted to take. I build a truck put gas in it and drove by to see if anyone liked my ride.

Its their decision if they want to jump into the bed of my truck and come along for the ride or maybe buy a car they prefer.

>> No.12866970 [DELETED] 

>>12866950
NTR is love
NTR is life
I love tears of hugbox babies who cry about their mg waifu being just as slut as 3dpd
Need more MGE NTR

>> No.12866972 [DELETED] 

>>12866963
this too

>> No.12866973 [DELETED] 

>>12866896
>>12866923

This is a place of fantasies, where anons can dream of their perfect waifus in a variety of what-if situations. Be it healing or suffering, there is one thing that keeps us enthralled in wandering in this dreamland that is the world of monstergirls, the one thing that greatly differentiates them from 3DPD, the most basic concept that makes them desirable and loveable, that gives us hope: Loyalty.

You're trying to ruin that concept, and by doing that, you're trying to ruin the concept of monstergirls altogether.

NTR is not welcome here. Stop.

>> No.12866976 [DELETED] 

>>12866963
>NTR is both a shit, and a lazy and idiotic way to write suffering
This. You can do suffering without NTR, but since it's the easiest way to make people mad and write something you guys use it.

>> No.12866978 [DELETED] 

>>12866958
This, i spend all of my time not at work or asleep online to escape the real world, not emulate it.

>> No.12866981 [DELETED] 

>>12866970
Oh please, no one is dumb enough for a bait this obvious..

>> No.12866983 [DELETED] 

>>12866963
I dunno, the reason I find it investing in this case is that it's not just Anon suffering in this case.

The "Cheating Dragon" is suffering too. She loves him, but she feels so deprived of love and intimacy now, that she seeks it elsewhere, even for a moment, and even if it makes her feel like shit in the long run.

Though as >>12866733 pointed out, the fact she was so quick to feel so lonely, even if she regretted it afterwards, shows a rather spoilt, even dare I say, loose manner about her.

All in all though, the lesson here is simple.

Love your Dragon Waifu Gentlemen. Love her always, and keep her close. You're supposed to be her treasure, and she yours.

>> No.12866986

Guys I'm sat here drinking cheap beer and the thought just hit me, what would a drunk Oomukade be like?

>> No.12866992

>>12866986
still gross

>> No.12866996 [DELETED] 

>>12866876
If you can. Do it.
But finish your writing first, let us see what gonna happen.

>> No.12866997 [DELETED] 

>>12866963
>>12866976

>All X must be Y

C'mon, now you're just being lazy. If you're going to shitpost at least try and put some semi-founded reasoning behind it instead of just slapping on absolutist statements and false dichotomy fallacies.

>> No.12867000 [DELETED] 

>>12866973
I welcome our NTR overlords
NTR is here to stay
De with it, granpa

>> No.12867002 [DELETED] 

>>12866997
>If you're going to shitpost
>shitpost
What the fuck am I reading?

>> No.12867007 [DELETED] 

>>12866997
>shitposter calls others shitposters
get new bait

>> No.12867009 [DELETED] 

>>12866997
>If you're going to shitpost
What? Isn't that what JAWFs NTRfags are doing right now?

>> No.12867010

>>12866986
She'd drool a little bit, lose motor control over her legs when she's not focusing on them, then start crying and hiccuping into your shoulder.

>> No.12867012

>>12866986
>flushed face
>throws away her usual awkwardness and is awfully forward
>she doesn't stutter as much as usual but her speech is adorably slurred due to the alcohol
And adding saliva to the mix would leave her a complete mess.

>> No.12867014 [DELETED] 

This is some Cheshire style trolling going on here, isn't it?

>> No.12867017 [DELETED] 

>>12867009
He's one of them, don't reply.

>> No.12867019 [DELETED] 

>>12867014
Schrödinger's shitposters

>> No.12867020 [DELETED] 

>>12867014
>Cheshire style trolling
Might as well drop this here then.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47914918

>> No.12867021 [DELETED] 

I know there's at least one guy that loves to drink our tears but doesn't even like NTR.

I know you're out there motherfucker.

>> No.12867024 [DELETED] 

>>12867002
>>12867007

Saying, "It's bad writing because it's NTR" is shitposting. It's like saying, "All fantasy settings must be bad," or "All action movies must be good."

It should go without saying that having one element doesn't make anything automatically good or bad in its own right, but rather, how it's applied.

>> No.12867026 [DELETED] 

>>12867020
This was shitposted at the beginning of the thread, dumbfuck.
>>12867024
NTRfag pls.

>> No.12867030 [DELETED] 

>>12867024
>>12866967
NTR and suffering a shit. Deal with it.

>> No.12867033 [DELETED] 

>>12867009
>>12867017

What the fuck man, I'm not trying to divide the community or anything. I'm just doing something that I thought would be fun.

People are smart enough to decide if they want to read my stuff and continue reading it or not

>> No.12867034

>>12866986
Her meek and vulnerable appearance plus her awkwardness would be tossed right out, and she'd be bitter, but slurred. Adorable, but very bitter

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>>12867033
You brought them here, man. Just as Bob did with his ilk.

>> No.12867037

>>12864569
I'd written a few chapters of a hardboiled MGC private eye but ended up stopping after my brother died. Gonna pick up again this next week.

>> No.12867040 [DELETED] 

>>12867035
People who were just talking about how the NTR is alright for properly done suffering is one thing.

The real shitposting began when it was, "All NTR is shit!" and then "All NTR a best!" and so on and so forth.

>> No.12867041 [DELETED] 

>>12867033
>People are smart enough
Uh-huh.

>> No.12867045 [DELETED] 

>>12867033
People are smart enought to know if what they're writing is appropiate to the place where they want to post it.

Looks like you aren't one of those.

>> No.12867048 [DELETED] 

>>12867040
>NTR
>Properly done

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>>12866973
>You're trying to ruin that concept, and by doing that, you're trying to ruin the concept of monstergirls altogether.

Not all of us came here for fantasies of idyllic family bliss beside a comfort blanket with tits, anon.

Some of us are fantasising about being snatched in the twilight, milked for genetic material all night long by an evil, lusty fiend of the shadows, and then dumped in a ditch with the tattered shreds of your pants, shivering and violated, until your rubbery legs regain the strength for the long, shame-ridden stagger home.

Indeed, back in the ancient days of the fandom MOST of us were looking for that sort of kink, and there was nary a waifu-fag to be seen. If anyone's ruined a concept, it's you and your Quest For Monogamy And Daughterus.

But, since I'm not a faggot, I'm not going to spend hours arguing "no U ruined MY fetish" with you. I will simply say that Not Everyone's Fetishes Are Your Fetishes, and some of us aren't loyalty fetishists at all.

>> No.12867055 [DELETED] 

>>12867033
funny man, reminder that autists are not real people.

>> No.12867060 [DELETED] 

>>12867024
NTR is to suffering as the gross-out is to horror: overdone, low-hanging fruit.
>>12867033
See >>12867035
>>12867030
NTR is shit, but saying all suffering is shit seems a bit much.
>>12867037
Sorry for your loss.

>> No.12867064

What's the difference between a turtle monstergirl and a tortoise monstergirl?

>> No.12867065 [DELETED] 

>>12867040
NTR is almost always a cheap way to write suffering.

>> No.12867070 [DELETED] 

You can't pull your NTR stuff here. /jp/ is weaponized autism.

>> No.12867071

>>12867064
one swims

>> No.12867072 [DELETED] 

Holy crap. This guys is gonna be called bob 2.0 soon.

>> No.12867074 [DELETED] 

>>12867035
What is this? A bitches and whores for ants?

>> No.12867075 [DELETED] 

>>12867035
We've all seen this cycle before. First it began with manticores, amazons, daughteru incest, Sabbath/loli, male/femdom, Ushi-oni killing, etc.

They'll aggressively shitpost for a few days, during which people will start ironically shitposting ("NTR is love, life, etc), then people will stop caring. Just let them cry all they want, it won't get the stuff banned or removed from the board unless it's genuinely off-topic in regards to monster girls.

>> No.12867079 [DELETED] 

>>12867049
Being violated and dumped isn't the same as being betrayed. People tend to hate traitors above all else; that's why dante wrote the innermost circle of hell as being reserved for betrayers. I don't come here to hate monster girls, I come here to love them.

>> No.12867081

>>12867064
Turtles usually stay in or near the sea.

Tortoises stay exclusively on land.

Then you have terrapins, who tend to live in the swamps.

>> No.12867084 [DELETED] 

Does the story have real NTR or is the wife being a whore?

>> No.12867089

>>12867064
One can swim, the other can't
Alternatively, one can be friends with the underwater Mamono, the other can live for a billion years

>> No.12867090 [DELETED] 

>>12867049

>Indeed, back in the ancient days of the fandom MOST of us were looking for that sort of kink, and there was nary a waifu-fag to be seen.

Ancient days? Where? Back in /a/? The homeland of waifushit?

Huh. So this is how you identify bait.

>> No.12867092 [DELETED] 

>>12867049
>Some of us are fantasising about being snatched in the twilight, milked for genetic material all night long by an evil, lusty fiend of the shadows, and then dumped in a ditch with the tattered shreds of your pants, shivering and violated, until your rubbery legs regain the strength for the long, shame-ridden stagger home
What's wrong with that if you like it? There's no bond between you and your rapist mg.

Are you trying to compare rape (which was always part of these threads) with NTR?

>> No.12867095 [DELETED] 

>>12867060
I meant NTR related suffering. Should have worded that better.
This is worse than Bob, because at least Bob's shitposting and the reactions were funny sometimes. NTR is the worst fetish.

>> No.12867097 [DELETED] 

>>12867049
>Indeed, back in the ancient days of the fandom MOST of us were looking for that sort of kink, and there was nary a waifu-fag to be seen
What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.12867100 [DELETED] 

>>12867049
Is this bait?

>> No.12867101 [DELETED] 

>>12867060
Thanks. For anyone who wants to read about a private eye in MGC here's what I had http://pastebin.com/EPk7FpC2 will update soon

>> No.12867102 [DELETED] 

>>12867049
You aren't an /a/ native at all.

>> No.12867106

Where's Kitsoviet and the chapter 2? I need more scylla.

>> No.12867107 [DELETED] 

>>12867079
Well that's the difference, then. I came here for reverse-rape. Which requires, if not hatred, then at best ambivalence.
>>12867092
I'm saying that my fantasy contains no presumption of loyalty whatsoever, whereas >>12866973 implicated that the absence of loyalty "ruins the concept of monstergirls altogether".
I don't give a rat's ass whether MGs are loyal or not, because my fantasies don't involve being in a relationship with one.
>>12867102
You're right. There were mg threads on /d/ long before /a/.
You kids don't even know your own heritage.

>> No.12867108 [DELETED] 

>>12867095
>This is worse than Bob
Especially since futashit and the like have a containment board, and you can tell pushy futafags to fuck off there. Can't quite do that with NTR-fags.

>> No.12867110

>>12867106
Nigga works slow, so you better edge until then.

>> No.12867112 [DELETED] 

>>12867084
It's not in the open, but it's clear that his wife is cheating him.

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>>12867110
Don't say that to me, man.

>> No.12867117 [DELETED] 

>>12867079
Exactly this. NTR is borne either from a fetish of being a cuckold, or a hatred of women. We strive to make monster girls more than human women, a better ideal. We don't like it when people write them as cheating whores. We can tolerate succubus sluts so long as they advertise themselves as such, but we do not appreciate making monsters act like the most unvirtuous human women.

>> No.12867124 [DELETED] 

J-Janet-senpai...

>> No.12867125

Wow. Janet just deleted everything about JAWF's posts, didn't she?

Fuck, I hope he didn't get a ban...

>> No.12867128

>>12867064
Tortoise would be slower-moving and more top-heavy.

But they'd both look like some species of Kappa.

>> No.12867129

>>12867125
No, but the NTR shitstorm got the boot.

>> No.12867130
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12867130

ANYWAY!

I guess this is a good time to spark up more discussion. So, here's a decision:

>Your loving waifu gets black sclera eyes
BUT
>Her voice changes so it's got G-Minor shit going on

Would you or no?

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How does one join the cult of the spidercow?

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>>12867125
>Everyone getting shot
>Raise your head anyway
Anon, I-

>> No.12867134

thread got nuked

>> No.12867135

>>12867125
>I hope he didn't get a ban...
Same.

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12867137

New topic? Hmm... how about...

>> No.12867140 [DELETED] 

>>12867120
He didn't knew that she was a "godfather" either.

>> No.12867141

>>12867116
Sorry man, I like his stuff too.
>>12867125
Niggas need to stop replying to [Deleted], and mentioning stuff that's pertinent to [Deleted]. Which what I'm probably doing at this moment.

>> No.12867142

>>12867130
I would rather have a cute but soothing voice so i can live without the eyes

>> No.12867144

>>12866381
Beat the living shit out of oni, have a threesome.

>> No.12867146

>>12867137
Tell me about the moon runes anon.

What do they say

>> No.12867147

>>12867137
I'd like to see this translated.

>> No.12867148

>>12867130
Example of the kind of voice you're talking about?

>> No.12867149

>>12867132
You mean Arachnotaur?

>> No.12867150

>>12867137
I don't read moon.

>> No.12867153

>>12867137
Can't read moon runes...

>> No.12867154

>>12867130

>Her voice changes so it's got G-Minor shit going on

As in supervillai-esque G-Minor stuff? Of course I would. Just imagining her freaking out one morning because of her new voice, only to then get even more spooked upon seeing her new black sclera eyes on the mirror would is heartwarming.

Black sclera a best.

>> No.12867156

>>12867137
Does it say Anubis is the greatest?

>> No.12867157

>>12867137
What's that.

>> No.12867160

>>12867149
Yeah

>> No.12867161

>>12867137
I don't read moon, but I'm guessing the Y axis is physical similarity to a human?

>> No.12867162

>>12867137
We need a decoder on this, stat
Knew I should've continued learning moon

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>>12867130
>His waifu doesn't have black sclera by default

>> No.12867167

>>12867137
Seeing as how Sea Bishop and Ushi-Oni are on opposite sides. The X-axis must have something to do with corruption or rape-factor.

>> No.12867168

>>12867146
>>12867148
Basically this.

North vs South is Inhumanity vs. Humanity
West vs East is Respect for partner vs. Level of restriction.

So you've got the hugely monstrous keeps-you-in-her-mouth Sandworm in the far North-East corner, while the Near-Human Adventurer Dhampir is in the opposing South-West.

>> No.12867169

>>12867137
Left to right seems like it could be assertiveness, or tendency to dominate.

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>>12867137
>The Shirohebi has a shadow over her eyes.

>> No.12867174

>>12867168
Fuck, wrong second quote for >>12867147
>>12867150
>>12867153


>>12867156
It should.

>> No.12867177

>>12867167
I'd agree with this except I was under the impression that dhampir is quite rapey.

>> No.12867179

>>12867125
>>12867125

No no, I'm here. I'm just busy playing Planetside 2.

But like I said and and I will continue to reiterate. I'm not here to cause a shitfest between our great MGsociety. I know it happens and many people won't like what some others have to share.

>> No.12867180

>>12867168
>>12867169
But look where's the vampire.

>> No.12867183

>>12867130
>G-Minor
I've always that it'd be like that awesome voice filter for Dantes, Vergils, and Nero's DT.

>> No.12867185

>>12867168
>>12867174
Thanks

>> No.12867188

>>12867180
Yeah, I thought that was an odd inconsistency too.

But she is parallel to the Lizardman, so it's possibly indicative of her respect for a properly powerful human/incubus?

>> No.12867190

>>12867179
Of course. Was just worried cause you probably got a lot of reports from people who really, really don't like what you wrote.

Well, shitstorm wiped, I look forward to the next chapter whenever it may come. Enjoy PS2 in the meanwhile.

>> No.12867192

>>12867168
>>12867137
Wait hold up here, Anubises, dragons, and fucking SLIMES (plus the one lizard, fish girl thing) respect their partner more?
And how can a god damn VAMPIRE respect you as much as a lizard girl?

THIS CHART IS BULLOCKS

>> No.12867195

>>12867192
sorry, that was meant to read

Wait hold up here, Anubis's, dragons, and fucking SLIMES (plus the one lizard, fish girl thing) respect their partner LESS?

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>>12867195
Anubis and Dragons can be quite demanding.

>> No.12867201

>>12867195
Not so much respect, as such, than restriction of freedom.

>> No.12867204

>>12867192
Anubis = You are a slave to her scheduling
Dragons = You are a piece of her treasure trove
Slimes = You are "Food".

So, yeah.

>> No.12867205

>>12867192
>>12867195

Heh. You're making this sound like some kind of painful realization or something.

>> No.12867206

>>12867190
>>12867190

I'll let it simmer for a few days while I take my break, probably post the next chapter at the same time all this stuff dies down.

My only goal is to make something enjoyable at least for those that wish to enjoy it.
You guys enjoy your night too.

>> No.12867208

>>12867166
>posting my waifu
>While implying my waifu hasn't got black sclera
Look...

>> No.12867209

>>12866381
>>12867144
>Listen, girls, I appreciate your help, I really do, but infighting between ourselves will not improve the situation.
>Let us unite, bring the oni down to size, and enact what further justice we can!
The oni is later found with several broken bones, lodged in a urinal and dazedly muttering about
>"Them fuggin' humans and their fuggin' treaties..."
AND SO BEGAN THE FIRST ERA, WITH KING GENERIC ANON AND HIS TWO WIVES, GENERIC HG AND GENERIC MG.

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>>12867180
>>12867192
Suddenly it's anti-Vampire propoganda hour again.

Especially post-Dhampir Vampire.

>> No.12867216

>>12867200
>>12867201
>>12867204
It has been written that anubis's and ESPECIALLY dragons become much more respectful once their husband gains power. Their main concern becomes the fact that he might be kidnapped, not that he might become disloyal.

and I like to interpret that the anubis is more of a "strict-but-fair" employer, not a slaver. I guess that's just headcannon though.

>> No.12867217

>>12867212
so is this picture supposed to make me like vampires more?

Because it's not.

>> No.12867220

>>12867212
But I like vampires a lot. I just think it's not possible they're that close to a lizardman or a dhampir.

>> No.12867221

>>12867216
>and I like to interpret that the anubis is more of a "strict-but-fair" employer

I kind of have the same view.

>> No.12867226

>>12867216
Either way though, they're still more restrictive and controlling than even say, a Vampire, who definitely becomes submissive once she gets an actual Husband.

I adore Dragons and Anubi, and would happily cow-tow to either of them. I'd worship them as Goddesses as they are.

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>>12867209
>Having a human wife

>> No.12867231

>http://pastebin.com/EPk7FpC2
If you're still here, I want you to know that I look forward to more.

>> No.12867235

>>12867226
>a Vampire, who definitely becomes submissive once she gets an actual Husband
You wot.

>> No.12867237

>>12867226
Respect is earned not given. If an anubis wants me to get all submissive, she better prove that she's got the brains to be worth my time.
>>12867228
You wanna fight? She'll kick you in the crotch so far your balls will fly up to your neck.

>> No.12867238

>>12867221
My canon is similar, but she's secretly incredibly lewd. Having things like the ankh thong, or making workers commit depraved acts to satisfy her lust.

Basically getting off on the power, given to her by the Pharoah, over the workers and slaves.

>> No.12867241

>>12867220
Well going on profile, they see their servants as nobility and "varies on an individual basis, but a lot of them change their attitudes completely after accepting a man as their husband", with Dhampir to force dere in later life if that's a thing for your fantasy. Cause that's the only place any of this exists anyway.

>> No.12867242

>>12867231
Thanks. I haven't gotten alot of feedback so im not sure how others feel about it but it is alot of fun to write.

>> No.12867245

>>12867237
>Implying she didn't get her position in the first place for a valid reason.

>>12867238
I'd want to be that one slave she has a "Fondness" for tormenting (Read: Teasing).

>> No.12867246

>>12867137
For anyone who hasn't figured out the chart yet:

Left is basically submissive (lit. respectful)
Right is basically domineering (lit. restraining)

Top is high monster
Bottom is low monster (human-like)

>> No.12867254

>>12867245
After what ever form of paw massage or other act you perform, she tells you that she'll tell the taskmaster to go a bit easier on you.

And that if you tell anyone about tonight she'll have you thrown into the Crocodile pit.

>> No.12867255

>>12867245
Well being an anubis is inborn, so you could easily be a shitty pharaoh's assistant and still be an anubis. Besides, if she's so great, it should be easy!

>>12867238
wait what how is that strict but fair?

>> No.12867256

>>12867212
I'd glaze her donut, if you catch my drift

>> No.12867259

>>12867246
Sandworms are more possessive than Shirohebi? Going by their profile, I can actually see that.

>> No.12867260

>>12867254
Again, see here, >>12867255
How in sam hell is that strict but fair?

>> No.12867262

>>12867254
I wouldn't mind being ordered around if it was her.
And of course, I'd always keep it a secret, just between us.

>> No.12867265

>>12867259
Well we've finally figured out the anti-life equation. Sandworm's are more yandere than Shirohebi

>> No.12867267

>>12867246
I don't think you should use respectful and submissive as synonymous.

>> No.12867269

>>12867265
Even then, they're still willing to have Daughterus.

>> No.12867270

>>12867260
Well she's strict about work, but she's fair? Performing well for her comes with perks.

>> No.12867274

>>12867241
Expanding on that cause I didn't double-check and boy is Lizardman's profile dated, but they're also "Strong-willed, Stubborn" and generally ignore or have little interest in humans as lesser beings unless they meet the criteria to take their interest. Same archetype, different style, more monstrous design.

>>12867256
Are you an Italian?!

>> No.12867282

>>12867270
...I...I think I'd just like medical care and good pay, thanks.

>> No.12867285

>>12867179
You aren't related to JADF are you

>> No.12867291

>>12867262
She calls you to her extravagant tent, pours spiced wine over her exposed navel and tells you to lick it off of her, while she moans.

After an enthusiastic effort you might find yourself moved to a nicer position. Such as her personal servant who writes things down, brings her food, etc.

>> No.12867292

>>12867270
>You will never be part of a Work Group helping to construct a Pyramid/Tomb/Temple/WhatHaveYou in the hot desert sun.
>You will never be overseen by a domineering, strict, nigh-impossible-to-please Anubis, who still at least shows some level of fairness to you all.
>You will never be singled out by her as a dedicated worker.
>She will never force you to follow her to her office each day after you're tired from slaving away, rather than allow you to go home.
>She will never say you're her "Filing Assistant" who helps her sort through her paperwork and such documents after each day is done.
>This will never actually consist of her sitting back while you massage her paws, legs and shoulders.
>These after-hours appointments will never grow ever more intimate night after night.
>She will never have you transferred to be her Full-Time Assistant.
>You will never be moved out of the staff quarters and into a room in her private residence.
>Your After-Hours appointments will never move from her office, to her bedroom.

Can somebody please just kill me now? Slug to the head, poisoned knife, I'm good with about anything.

>> No.12867294

>>12867291
And please, see here. >>12867291

Perhaps someday, someway, in another life...

>> No.12867298

>>12867292
You should check the last thread. There was just a greentext about an Anubis taskmaster making herself your buttslut.

>> No.12867301

>>12867294
Fuck.

>>12867291
And please see here >>12867292

>> No.12867305

>yandere kikimora
>You wake up to the sound of vaccums. Dann neighbors must be cleaning again. You go back to sleep.
>"Wake up master! If you don't wake up, the breakfast will go cold~".
>"Just a minute..more." you respond the best you could. Suddenly the voice increases its pitch and hegins shaking you. Damn that polt roommate trying to get you to exercise everyday. You open your eyes and see a voluptuous girl in a conservative maid dress.
>Who the hell was she. You never hired a maid.
>"Master if you don't hurry, you'll miss your everyday walk at dawn! After that, you need to get ready for the class on classical mechanics!"
>How the hell did she know about that? You didn't tell anyone about your daily morning walks. You've never seen her in your life, yet she knows your whole schedule? Shit was starting to get creepier.
"Surprised? A maid should know EVERYTHING about her master's schedule." She giggled while saying that. "I prepared breakfast for you!" she says with a cheery voice.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You prepared for a day of college and headed out. You were still very worried about the maid. She somehow seemed as if she had a few loose screws.... Suddenly, a kikimora bumped into you. You automatically mutter out a sorry as you quickly head towards the class. The kikimora seems to be following you... oh, it just seems that she is in the same class as you. She sits right next to you even when theres at least 20 seats left. You decide not to say anything.

continue?

>> No.12867306

>>12867292
>>12867301
I'm all for a story about an Anubis and a man reaching a relationship through comradery but this seems a bit submissive for my taste.

>> No.12867318

>>12867298
Really? Fuck. I try to skim for all Anubis-stuff, but I guess I missed something.

Any idea where/when it was last thread?

>>12867306
Maybe so, though I can just as easily see more assertion and equality in the private moments, and especially once you enter her home. More times where she would want to return the favors you have so graciously given to her over time...

God the desire to live without this goes down by the minute. I should go eat.

>> No.12867319

>>12867305
Yes.

Actually doing art for a yandere kikimora right now, so wouldn't mind some inspiration.

>> No.12867323

>>12867305
If it ends with them lovingly procreating then go ahead.

>> No.12867326

>>12867305
Oui

>> No.12867329

>>12867305
Sim!

>> No.12867330

In terms of Anubis stories, or stories with Anubis' in them, I'm surprised that these three aren't brought up often.
http://pastebin.com/e0xaR6C0
http://pastebin.com/d5HPdX17
http://pastebin.com/u/DoIlooklikeawritefag (I believe this is where the whole lego thing originated.)

>> No.12867331

>>12867323
What about brutal violent mindbreak sex?

>> No.12867333

>>12867318
If I'm going to take a back seat, that's fine, but I want to be the respected right-hand man, the producer who makes all the wheels turn the way they should.

I want to be someone who doesn't belong in a collar.
>>12867319
>Ah! Master! I am sorry for spilling your belongings! I will accept any punishment!
It's fine. I do it all the time.
>If master doesn't punish me, that means he's an irresponsible master, and I will have to punish him instead!

>> No.12867334

>>12867305
Nigga, you gotta work on your proofreading and spelling.

>> No.12867336

>>12867318
https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12836837/#q12838914

I think was the beginning of the Anubis storychain.

>> No.12867347

>>12867330
> senpai noticed me
I feel warmer than a desert breeze

>> No.12867353

>>12867347
Which of the three are you? I know that DoIlooklikeawritefag is AWOL.

>> No.12867354

>>12867331
If they hold hands it's fine with me.

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Can you marry a dumb?
And if she have the best smile to protect?

>> No.12867393

I think Polt is just swell.

>> No.12867396

>>12867393
Well ain't that a coinky-dink. I think she's pretty swell, too.

>> No.12867399

>>12867389
I'd wife that.

>> No.12867400

>>12867393
We all do.
We also think her buttocks are swell.

>> No.12867401

>>12867393
she not that bad really, her attitude is pretty upbeat, and shes also pretty /fit/.


>>12867389
of coursh

>> No.12867402

>>12867393
Agreed

>> No.12867403

>>12867393
Polt is so damn cute. I want to hold her hand.

>> No.12867409

>>12867403
Too much lewd Anon
This is a familiar thread.

>> No.12867410

I know we have tsunderes like medusa and deredere's like white snake, but is there a monster that fits the genki trope?

>> No.12867416

>>12867410
Some types of dog girls could fill that hole nicely.
Also, dragonfly girls.

>> No.12867418

>>12867410
Polt.

>> No.12867419

>>12867410

Wurm-chan can totally be genki if she sets her mind to it.

>> No.12867421

>>12867403
With a size like that, I bet she could hold both of your hands with only one hand.

>> No.12867425

>>12867421
They're not THAT big.

>> No.12867426

>>12867419
http://i.imgur.com/ABfdUH6.jpg

I'm just sayin'

>> No.12867431

>>12867101
I really like what you've got so far. Be sure to continue it.

>> No.12867432

>>12867410
Yeti

>> No.12867437

>>12867419
Genki sex?
Titfuck to get the milk out?

>> No.12867439

>>12867426

>Ruins everything

As expected of a bwaka.

>> No.12867442

>>12867439
All I'm saying is, maybe she shouldn't be "too" genki.

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>>12867410
Harpies.

>> No.12867444
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>>12867432
I never noticed but she does have the genki cheek dots

>> No.12867451

>>12867432
>>12867444
Yeti ain't genki.
I mean, I adore her, but she's all lazy cuddle-snuggling.
She wouldn't make me run 40 kilometers with only plant-tits to drink.

>> No.12867452

>>12867443
Great Scott, the adorableness is off the scale
This is beyond heart attack adrableness

>> No.12867455

>>12867444
I want to fuck those paws

>> No.12867456

>>12867451
>She wouldn't make me run 40 kilometers with only plant-tits to drink.
what does that have to do with being genki?

>> No.12867459

>>12867410
>>12867416
>>12867451

I think Kikimora *could* qualify as genki. They have to do whatever their master says with a smile on their face, so have to maintain a certain level of happiness at all times no matter what happens.

>> No.12867467
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>>12867393
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"Build your own Polt" and "BYOP" are registered trademarks of Waifu Industries

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Polt is carnivorous, and should only be fed Polt food or meat.

Spaying, abusing, or walking your Polt without a collar is illegal.

Not walking your Polt a minimum of 10 miles a day counts as abuse.

>> No.12867468

>>12867305
Meanwhile at home............
>The kikimora is cleaning the house. She begins cleaning your room. She begins to take all your dirty clothes and begins to put it in a bag. She begins cleaning every crevice to REMOVE EVERY WHORES SCENT FROM MASTERS PURE ROOM.
>While cleaning she goes on your computer.
>inb4 password protected/enceypted
>She begins to delete whatever contacts you had and searches your files for porn. She finds your search history/pictures of various pornography. She begins deleting every single trace. After she finishes cleaning she leaves the house and enters a warehouse near you. She opens a door to get inside a small container. There you can see a single laptop over some blankets. There are piles upon piles of dirty clothes serving as a blanket over the blanket. The kikimora dumos your clothes into the blanket. All 4 sides of the wall are filled with pictures of you, from masturbating to sleeping. There are also a lot of xes marking feminine bodies...... She begins rolling around the piles of clothes.
>"Masters scent is so strong in this one..... I can practically smell his semen~" She begins masturbating with your semen soaked boxers being sure to inhale and lick every part. She begins to open a file on her computer of you masturbating while dry humping a dakimakura of your naked body. Which was among many other various dakimakura's of you in the storage container. "Master~ please ravage my pussy" she lewdly moans out while dry humping the groin area of the daki. She begins to take out a dildo which she got from the succubus which was apparently, a perfect mold of your memeber. She begins to insert it in her while kissing your face on the pillow and groping the daki. She holds the pillow tighter until she begins to come. "C-Cumming!" She screams out as the orgasm hits her.Exhausted from the intense masturbation session she begins to fall asleep while holding the daki......

continue?

>> No.12867469

>>12867443
>>12867452
Papi never won't be adorable. Sometimes you just want to ruffle her hair and blow raspberries on her tummy, before stripping her down and fucking her senseless.

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>>12867469
>you will never use it as a pillow

>> No.12867480

I wish I could like Polt. But she's too hairy.

>> No.12867481

>>12867468
Grammar is a bit sloppy, but I won't say no to new OC. Continue!

>> No.12867486

>>12867467
Is no body fur and regular hands, and a normal human face, with just the ears and tail an option?

>> No.12867489
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12867489

New Leona the manticore short, introducing Caroline the cheticore

http://pastebin.com/VT5cEhju

>> No.12867490

>>12867330
Thank you for these, I'mma be sure to enjoy 'em.

>>12867336
Oh right, I remember this. Think I participated, at least a couple posts.
I'mma screencap 'em me thinks.

>> No.12867494

>>12867468
Yes.

>> No.12867497

>>12867489
Fuck off.

>> No.12867498

>>12867330
>>12867490
There's also that Lego anubis story, but I don't think that counts as "not brought up often".

>> No.12867499

>>12867489
Warning: yes, it contains futa.

>> No.12867500

>>12867489
Bob lives!
Welcome back!
I'd look out though, most of the thread hates you.

>> No.12867503

>>12867489
Hey Bob.

Fuck off

>> No.12867504

>>12867499
Actually, there's no futa.

>> No.12867506

>>12867486
Fuzzy hands and paws are obligatory, but their size, dexterity and color is within your choice.

>> No.12867511

>>12867489
You're cancer.

>> No.12867519

>>12867489
You're alive! Welcome back to the land of the living

>> No.12867520

>>12867489
http://i.imgur.com/6RmzSB2.jpg

>Here we go again..

>> No.12867533

>>12867520
These edits make me smile

>> No.12867535

Are we back?

>> No.12867536

>>12867330
>That half-crazy Anubis Supervisor
I'd gladly be the Little Mermaid character that gets set up with her. Also all that Dragon loving was a welcome smile on my face after today's earlier nastiness.

>>12867498
Fuck man, I love that story. I've got the pastebin saved in my browser faves, and have it copied onto a Word Doc that I can read on-the-go.

I really fuckin' love that story.

Also Anubis first for We Back.

>> No.12867538

>>12867467
I'd pay 199,999.99 for a personal polt.

>> No.12867539

Wonderful, we're alive again.
http://i.imgur.com/aSKBCE0.png
>I'll make sure you don't nod off again, nii-san~

>> No.12867542

unded

>> No.12867543

>>12867539
Without looking for source, I feel like I remember that pic. KnK?

>> No.12867552

>>12867467
Upon reflection, this could end up either very good or very bad. I mean considering how easy it is to fuck up a plastic model, imagine how horrible the fuck ups would be for a make-your-own-polt kit;

>Finally! My work has come to fruition! My personal Polt has been construed after weeks of arduous labor!
>And she has four eyes, two tails, and four arms.
>And her fur pattern is dazzle camouflage.
>And her eye colors consist of Red, Blue, Lime Green and Yellow.
>Fuck it, that'll do!

>> No.12867559

Have a late Christmas/Jew Christmas/New Years present.

I finally finished translating and uploading the Harpy Doujin from a comiket ago. Enjoy.

http://imgur.com/a/NYgQS

>> No.12867560

>>12867552
Picture relevant.
http://assets2.thecreatorsproject.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/a19b461d8ec0b6b633ed4e5e505f5da9.jpg
Requesting the one dude who made the beyblade runner wurm pic to give polt dazzle camo fur.

>> No.12867567

Polt would stink like hell.

>> No.12867568

>>12867489
>tailpussy gag
How would that even work?

>> No.12867569

>>12867567
Fuck you polt smells wunderbar

>> No.12867570

>>12867567
So give her a bath nigga

>> No.12867571

>>12867559
Neat, thanks anon.

Also I only had to skim through 160 posts today. how long did that maintenance thing last?

>> No.12867573

>>12867559
Thanks. That ending seemed kind of sad though. Fuck. Well at least I have my head-canon of where that's going to go. It's going to be my sleep material. Is that a thing? Sleep material. Like, fantasies and delusions you create within your head while you go to sleep. Is there an actual word or phrase for that?

>> No.12867576

>>12867573
the word is "fohrchahnslashjaypee"

>> No.12867577

>>12867570
>Give Polt a Bath
>Go to get her a towel
>She shakes herself
>She's now a big brown fluffball

>> No.12867578

>>12867577
these are the times when I truly suffer from not being able to draw or 3D model.

>> No.12867579

>>12867489
Oh look, Bob is still a fudge packing turbo faggot.

>> No.12867580

>>12867576
B-But I have to go to sleep anon. I can't just fall asleep looking at my monitor. And I've been fantasizing every time I go to bed to lull me to peaceful dreams.

>> No.12867581

>>12867573
>Is that a thing? Sleep material. Like, fantasies and delusions you create within your head while you go to sleep. Is there an actual word or phrase for that?
Not sure what the term for it is but I do the same thing, most of my best fantasies are thought up when I'm trying to sleep. Problem is I forgot most the details I thought of when I wake up and when I'm in that state I don't want to get out of bed to write it down.

>> No.12867582

>>12867577
Truly, polt best girl.

>> No.12867584

>>12867569
Sweaty dogs reek
>>12867570
Just plain wet dogs reek too

>> No.12867586

>>12867559
Thanks, anon. Much appreciated.

>> No.12867587

Do dogs actually smell bad? I've never been in close contact with one before.

>> No.12867590

>>12867580
Again, this is /A and /jp where people have waifus and whatnot. I dunno how new you are, but the longer you stay here the easier you'll be able to pretend. For better and worse, naturally.
>>12867584
Then wash her.
Then dry her.
doofus.
>>12867587
Many large dogs smell awful when wet due to oils and whatnot. When dry and clean there's no problem at all.

>> No.12867596

>>12867582
>Polt is slowly turning everyone into furfags

>> No.12867597

>>12867590
First anon you replied to. What are you even talking about? Did you mistake my post for another? Also.

>/A
>/jp

>> No.12867598

>>12867596
Haven't we always loved Polt?

>> No.12867600

>>12867587
Dogs don't smell bad, but they have a much stronger aroma than cats do. Even if they're the same size.

>> No.12867603

>>12867596
We've been furfags, or partial furfags, for a very long time. I mean, seriously, how does fucking spider women or horsepussy not count as furry?
>>12867598
Basically, yeah
>>12867597
You were talking about how you couldn't delude yourself in the way that so many of us here can. And yes, this is 4chan/jp/, often stylized as /jp/, /jp, or jp.

>> No.12867604

>>12867598
Yes but back then we just pretended she only had fur on her arms and legs

>> No.12867610

>>12867603
>how does fucking spider women or horsepussy not count as furry?
Because we don't dress up in fursuits and demand we be given rights to fuck each other in public.

>> No.12867611

>>12867571
>>12867573
>>12867586

No worries, glad the effort was worth it.

I guess they're implying she's a kuudere kinda girl. Hard and callous, but with a earnest soft side. Plus her two sisters look pretty sweet. Basically he'll spend the rest of his days rotating between the sisters' bedrooms.

>> No.12867612

>>12867600
I want to call a dog girl smelly and confuse her, turning it around later by telling her I love her strong smell the most. Then I pet her head as she uncontrollably blushes and wags her tail furiously.

>> No.12867613

>>12867612
Would you also bully a dog girl by singing Elvis at her?

>> No.12867615

>>12867610
I don't remember this ever being a thing. You must live in a far more interesting state than I do.
>>12867613
That is so damn stupid I have to laugh at it.

>> No.12867616

>>12867603
But nobody here likes centaurs and most don't seem very interested in the animal features from a sexual perspective. We just like the exotic stuff the same way someone else might enjoy a girl wearing particularly sexy clothes. But we don't wanna fuck the "clothes".

>> No.12867618

>>12867603
Last anon you replied to. I said nothing of that. Please read my past posts again. No one says "/jp" either. It's always /jp/ or just jp.

>> No.12867620

>>12867610
We're also unable to be poisoned by chlorine.

>> No.12867622

>>12867615
>I don't remember this ever being a thing
And I hope it isn't. I just don't want to be associated with people who dress up like mascots and shit.

>> No.12867625

>>12867615
Blue suede shoes are expensive anon.

>> No.12867630

>>12867615
>so damn stupid
You'd think so, but then she cries like a Wyvern.

>> No.12867631

>>12867616
I can 100% assure you there are people who want to fuck clothes.

>> No.12867632

>>12867615
>I don't remember this ever being a thing
Seriously, what? Has there EVER been any sort of indication that anons on /mgt/ wear fursuits and go out in public to announce their faggotry? I think you're confusing something here. Probably with language.

>> No.12867635

>>12867630
How do wyverns cry?

>> No.12867636

>>12867616
I know that's not why people like them, but I don't like polt because of her furry traits. I like her for her personality, and maybe a the fluffy tail.
>>12867618
see here.>>12867573

>>12867622
Mascots don't have built in dildos, silly. And from what I've observed, furries keep to themselves unless it's a convention or the internet forums-basically just like anime fans. Maybe it's different where you live, but I've never met someone in person who admits to being a furry.
>>12867632
Boy what in sam hell are you going on about

>> No.12867637

>>12867616
>>12867631
>fuck the clothes
I feel like I understand but just to be sure, explain further with explicit details?

>> No.12867638

>>12867637
You're using the internet right now you deviant, just gugure it.

>> No.12867640

>>12867636
Anon I think you need to go to sleep because something's obviously wrong with your reading comprehension/focus right now. Already you have misunderstood three of my comments within your post.

>> No.12867642

>>12867635
Bawling.
>>12867636
>Maybe it's different where you live
No it isn't, but you fail to grasp the point.

>> No.12867644

>>12867616
>Nobody here likes Centaurs
>I am everyone here.

>> No.12867645

>>12867638
>just gugure it
>gugure it
>google it it
Nigga I know my /a/, this is not how you /a/.

>> No.12867646

>>12867644
>liking the horse pussy.

>> No.12867647

>>12867640
I did in fact misread yours. This is true.
>>12867642
I'm pretty sure I did, but why don't you go through it again.

>> No.12867649

>>12867631
Well yeah, but they are the exception, just like we do have some people who want to fuck the monster parts. But most don't.

>> No.12867650

>>12867645
Doll translations are incapable of being incorrect.

Gugure it.

>> No.12867651

Guys, my Wurm daughteru did something weird for her school science project.
>Hellhounds are not dogs:
>All Dogs Go to Heaven. Hellhounds don't. Ergo Hellhounds are not dogs.
>The End

>> No.12867652

>>12867646
Not him, but what about front-pussy?

>> No.12867655

>>12867616
>nobody here likes centaurs
>implying

>> No.12867656

>>12867642
Bawling?

I thought Wyverns were big girls.

>> No.12867657

>>12867656
For you.

>> No.12867658

>>12867656
uuuu

>> No.12867659

>>12867652
We allready saw that in the comics there is no frontpussy. Sorry.
>>12867651
>Wurm
>science project
Oh my.

>> No.12867660

>>12867616
Fuck you nigga, Nightmare mai waifu.

>> No.12867662

>>12867652
frontpussy is some retarded ass shit. I'm willing to handwave a lot of the anatomy problems inherit of monstergirls in general, but frontpussy isn't one of them.

>> No.12867663

>>12867652
>Frontgina
Get out.

>> No.12867664

>>12867659
>just because there is a comic that says you can't have front-pussy on a centaur means that everyone has to believe a fictional, made up character has to be the same

>> No.12867665

>>12867651
Clearly she never saw All Dogs Go to Heaven 2, where they all don't.

>> No.12867666

>>12867660
But you like her despite the horse half, not because of it, right?

>> No.12867667

>>12867651

Wurms and their bwaka science...

>> No.12867668

>>12867666
I like her because she's her.

>> No.12867669

>>12867652
>2 pussies.

THIS MAKES ME ANGRY.
I AM ANGRY ABOUT FRONT AND BACK PUSSIES.

It's fucking stupid. Even more stupid than a fucking human/horse hybrid.
If you went up to a Greek, knocked his dick out of a boy, and was like:
"Yo! El Greco! How do you feel about fucking a centaur, a female one, but, wait get this, 2 PUSSIES! FRONT AND BACK! Human and Horse!"
He'd just say: "Well... if she has a horse pussy, why would she need a human one? And then, why don't you have the horse pussy be a human pussy instead? I mean, that compromise is fucking stupid."

Then you just wonder about how a man from 500BC can speak modern english.

(It's because having 2 pussies on a centaur transcends time due to it's stupidity.)

>> No.12867670

>>12867660
Your waifu a versatile.

>> No.12867671

>>12867662
>>12867663
Beats animal vaginas any day of the week

>> No.12867672

>>12867651
I want to hear more about Mr Hempel's Wyrm daughteru and her thought experiments.

>> No.12867673

>>12867664
This is a big fuss to be making about something that doesn't exist.
>>12867671
The logic is getting fucky here.

>> No.12867674

>>12867668
You'd still like her if she had a regular human lower body, right?

>> No.12867675

>>12867672
Who's that?

>> No.12867678

>>12867673
First anon you replied to. Clearly people decide whether or not a front-pussy is canon or acceptable based on their own beliefs, not based on what a comic says. That's my point.

>> No.12867679

>>12867664
Centaurs can't have a front pussy.
Everything that doesn't possess a front pussy is evidence that centaurs are unable to have a front pussy.
Ergo; a centaur with a front pussy is not a centaur or a front pussy.

>> No.12867680

>>12867674
Well, sure.

But it's not like I'd find her any more or less attractive than she is. She's perfect the way she is, and I adore her.

>> No.12867681

You guys are forcing me to samefag a lot this time.

>> No.12867684

>>12867679
And you're misunderstanding my post. Read the post above yours.

>> No.12867685

>>12867675
Get your Wurm daughterus some raven harpies and you'll find out.

>> No.12867687

>>12867669
I wonder why they even still have horse pussies at all in MGE. With some exceptions animal bits on dicks is absolutely haram there and most monster girls prefer having sex like humans and feel much more pleasure from their human features so they wouldn't ever use it.

>> No.12867688

>>12867684
Facetious posts are hard over the internet.

>> No.12867690

>>12867680
Right, so you don't give a shit about her lower body at all. Good.

>> No.12867692

>>12867688
I apolagize. Admittedly, I did not read further than the first sentence when making my post.

>> No.12867693

>>12867685
>raven harpies
I don't want any early-birdies anywhere near my Wurm. But here's something heartwarming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fAGzY9rnaA

>> No.12867695

>>12867690
I'm perfectly happy sticking it in the horse-pussy and I don't see why people get in such a tizzy about it.

>> No.12867697

How would a blunt, tired and grumpy as fuck guy fare in a world with monstergirls?

>> No.12867698

>>12867695
Because it's exactly like you were fucking a horse.

>> No.12867699

>>12867697
He'd find a damn genki girl on his lawn.

>> No.12867702

>>12867698
But she's not a horse, she's a centaur.

Not even sure why people say "Horse Pussy". It's a complete misnomer. Clearly "Centaur Pussy" is the only appropriate term.

>> No.12867703

>>12867699
The truth.

>> No.12867706

>>12867702
This is the second oldest bait in these threads, please, stop replying.

>> No.12867708

>>12867702
Her lower body is identical to that of a horse.
You are sticking your dick inside said lower body.
You are fucking a horse.
Besides, frontpussy has other advantages. You're much closer to her during sex than you would be if you had to take her from behind.

>> No.12867711

>>12867687
>With some exceptions animal bits on dicks is absolutely haram there and most monster girls prefer having sex like humans
Is that true? Because I like this.

>> No.12867714

>>12867706
No anon, you are the bait.

>>12867708
That's bullshit. The placement of a frontgina is so shit when combined with how a centaur's posture would be, that it-Okay fuck it.

Y'know what? I don't care. It's fucking 6am, and all this is, is a "Your waifu a shit" argument. That's all this thread ever is. If we're not talking about how great some OC or whatever is, it's "Your waifu a shit".

Frontgina a shit. If you don't like "Horse Pussy", then guess what? Nobody's making you like centaurs. I like centaurs. You don't. End of story. Moving on.

>> No.12867720

>>12867714
Why would front pussy be any more awkward to fuck than horse pussy? They'd be at roughly the same height.

>> No.12867721

>>12867699
>>12867703

Would he have to shoo her away with a shotgun every day or something?

>> No.12867722

>>12867720
because it's stupid, that's why.

>> No.12867724

>>12867721
Yes.
>DAMNKIDGETOFFMYLAWN!
>Good morning Mr. Henderson! Here's the leftovers from the pie Mom made yesterday!

>> No.12867726

>>12867722
Great argument.

>> No.12867728

>>12867726
Not him but I agree, frontpussy is stupid.

>> No.12867732

>>12867726
Well he's right, that's what it boils down to.

It's stupid and unnatural. It might not be any more awkward than doing her normally from behind, but contrary to what you faggots might think, I can't see it being any less awkward either.

The placement, when you think about how it would work with the rest of her body, wouldn't offer any increase in intimacy as some claim, as you'd be too occupied trying to figure out a way to properly leverage yourself against her. The best you'd be able to do is stand in front of her and put yourself in, and that's it. That's not even good for much cuddling or anything.

You fags just say, "It's a human pussy in the human place, so it's okay!" but when you actually think about it it's pointless, unnatural, and just plain weird.

I like centaurs, and I will make love to mai centaur waifu as nature intended. Not in some unnatural, demonic hole conjured beneath her belly.

>> No.12867734

>>12867728
But if front pussy and horse pussy are both shit, what other option is there?

>> No.12867735

>>12867734
I don't think horse pussy is shit though. Not that I'd ever end up with a Centaur since I'm a Dragon man, but still.

>> No.12867736

>>12867724
>"DID YOU STEAL MY LAWN GNOMES DAMMIT?"

>> No.12867737

>>12867726
simple, succinct and on point.

>> No.12867738

>>12867736
Goddamit. Henderson was for some reason the first name I thought of, I didn't even mean that one.
Everything went better than expected.

>> No.12867740

>>12867732
Well, enjoy tossing your hot dog down her hallway then. Sex where neither party feels anything sure is great. Unless you happen to have a horse dick.

>> No.12867742

>>12867740
Horse vaginas have the muscle control needed to tighten up you know.
This has been discussed to death before, why do people keep bitching about it?

>> No.12867746

I wake up <<redacted>>, <<redacted>> everywhere and because of it half of the thread gets <<redacted>>. Holy shit guys. You trying to kill our Janny via carpal tunnel? Inspired me to do more though

>The smell of nuked pizza wafts over
>The microwave is screaming at her, "Get this shit out of me, before the cheese hardens. You never clean me."
>The kiki scratches roughly at her head, and in a huff throws her hair back, but a few strands from her fringe fall idly across her face, She turns her head to the kitchen
>Well, turns her mouth towards the kitchen, her head is tilted sideways, much like a harpy's, eyes glued to the screen
>"SHUT UP, I'll be there in a minute." She grumbles as she types, comments flashing past at the speed of light, "Fuckin' appliances. Never should have rented an apartment in wonderland."
>Her screen explodes before her, red warnings everywhere
>With a shaky hand, she absently reaches for the beer can, eyes wide in horror
>"N-no... stop... please. N-NTR, really?"
>But her pleas go unanswered as the comments pile up, one after the other
>She sighs, her bedraggled hair limp, feathers litter the area around her cumputer.
>The microwave is sobbing quietly to itself in the kitchen
>Her wavering visage is locked behind a business façade. She downs the can and crushes it in her iron-like talons, "You're on."
>The shitstorm dealt with, she smiles softly, and rubs at her hand. Time for some pizza...cold pizza
>She winces as she walks into her kitchen, the microwave is a wreck, torn keysurfaces, cracked glass, and a puddle of tears submerging the wiring
>"S-Sorry." She peels the slice of pizza off the plate, hardened cheese is left behind in a perfect triangle
>"I don't even care anymore." Gingerly, guiltily, the kiki shuts the microwave, and returns to her desk, munching at her pizza
>Her face pales
>The pizza falls from her hand, forgotten
>"F-Futa..."

>>12867489
Nice read, though Im not sure how I feel about MG pets.

>> No.12867749

>>12867738
"Ol Man Henderson and the rape basement of the Succubus"
"Ol Man Henderson and the Harem of the Scales"
"Ol Man Henderson and the Tsukumogami Shotgun"
"Ol Man Henderson and the Hellhound arsonist"
"Ol Man Henderson with dick enough for everyone"

>> No.12867762

>>12867749
>Tsukumogami Shotgun
Noice
How would she look like?
Just a normal grill summoning a weapon like they did in Upotte is boring as fuck

>> No.12867769

>>12867762
Hmm, it's a sawn off large bore isn't?

I'm imagining a short stacked girl with maplewood coloured hair, a heat shield for a bra, and shells woven into whatever other clothes she needs. Maybe she's bionic. She can have the base of the 00 shells for pupils.

She'd have a super loud mouth, be pretty brash, reliable, and tough, but not a lot of stamina. Probably has an affectation towards acting older than she actually is.

She fucks like a firecracker too.

>> No.12867773

Working on a new story. This excerpt pique anyone's interest?

>Elsewhere a young girl placed a fluffy black paw on her blanket, gripping and tossing the fabric aside as she twisted and leapt out of her bed, the soft, furred paws she had for feet practically silent as she touched down on the cool wood floor. Two pointed, dog-like ears twitched attentively atop her head as she stretched her arms out, one paw shifting down to cover her mouth as she let out a yawn. Moving to her door she stepped out of her bedroom and into the bathroom across the hall, a thickly furred tail wagging behind her as she kicked a paw back to shut the door. She pulled her small, lapis-colored nightshirt off over her head, tossing it into a waiting laundry hamper, quickly followed by the small, white side-tie panties she removed with a quick pinch and a tug of its string.

>> No.12867776

>>12867773
Does it involve daughterus getting dicked?

>> No.12867781

>>12867776
No. Childhood Friends.

>> No.12867785

>>12867781
Fine too, proceed.

>> No.12867787

>>12867559
Wait, what happened at the end? It was just like a tradition she was obliged to do and she never liked him because he is not Chad Thundercocky enough?
Then what was the bullshit at the last page?

>> No.12867788

>>12867785
Alright then. Wanted to post an excerpt, see if it caught anyone's eye.

Dead tired now, but I'll post a pastebin link later today, after I've proofread and such.

>> No.12867791

>>12867776
>no daughteru dicking
SHHHIIITT

>> No.12867793

>>12867773
>>12867781
Sounds good. Please proceed.

>> No.12867795

>>12867787
yeeeah, but that's not how she /really/ feels, deep down, unbeknownst to her.

or some bullshit.

>> No.12867797

>>12867788
If you want to draw attention, write a futa story.

>> No.12867801

>>12867797
Nah, we already have futa that everyone hates
We already have NTR that everyone loves for some reason
Now we need a proper guro, scat or something like this

>> No.12867803

>>12867801
>We already have NTR that everyone loves for some reason
>Now we need a proper guro, scat or something like this

This ain't gonna end well, will it?

>> No.12867806

>>12867801
What if they just hold hands with each other?

>> No.12867809

>>12867801
Nah, the next step would be yuri.
Maybe yuri NTR. It works for Echidna.

>Guaranteed genuine replies to a disingenuous passing joke.

>> No.12867810

>>12867809
>not wanting hot 2 honeybee girls on alarune action.

>> No.12867812

>>12867809
Liliraune is already canon MGE yuri
There was something about them luring other MGs if there is only 1 girl, so I guess there can be story about guy's wife becoming second liliraune and forgetting about him because the first one doesn't like him. It is said they can only love guy who they both love

>> No.12867814

>>12867787
I'm not quite sure myself. She does tell him that he is lacking and to be given to her sisters. But why in rage and by blasting a hole in the wall?

And the last page also says that she feels better with him at her side.

>>12867611
Probably that yes. But with a little luck she might take him back in the end. Atleast his

>> No.12867816

>>12867814
-fate wouldnt be a bad one in either case.

>> No.12867820

>>12867814
hmmm, you could otherwise say "viciously", in that vein.

She's just showing off her newly gained power it seems

>> No.12867825

>>12867810
Bee rapists are really fun. Smother-cuddling hornets into submission too.

>>12867812
>There was something about them luring other MGs if there is only 1 girl
Other like-minded human women to convert, yeah. An sure, but there's also Bicorn that's created when a Unicorn feels demonic energy feedback of her husband cheating on her.

Oh, OR if he's not a virgin. The purest of pure, but yeah, these things have their niches, whether or not they're palatable enough to not cause upset.

>> No.12867840

Your Monster Girl waifu is too tired for sex lately
What do you do?
Note you have no daughteru to don't dick

>> No.12867842

>>12867840
I cuddle with her instead.

>> No.12867843

>>12867840
I'll talk to her first and ask what's wrong.

I'll be worried in either case, it's not normal for monstergirls to not want sex. So visiting a doctor might be a good idea.

>> No.12867845

>>12867840
>creature created for sex, the ones who skip work/war/political affairs just to have sex with their husbandos
>too tired for sex
Impossible
Unless she is getting plenty of sex on the side, of course

>> No.12867846

>>12867840
mix benzos into her meals.

>> No.12867853

>>12867840
threaten suicide

>> No.12867855

>>12867814
>take him back in the end
It's not like someone took him from her in the first place. She just decided to dump him on her own
But I guess if going from "ruthless thing like my mother" and the fact that she is some kind of special snowflake who is probably supposed to be the next learder, she fears that if she showed her love for the guy, her mother would consider it as weakness and kill/NTR him from her. So she decided to restrain from seeing him until she deals off with her bitchy mother or something.
Though it's only my opinion and I'm not even a native speaker, so I could mess things up a bit

>> No.12867856

I want a lamia to stick her tail in my butt while we make love.

>> No.12867861

>>12867856
I hope you turn into an alp.

>> No.12867862

>>12867855
Yeah thats the direction I was thinking in aswell. She does talk about defeating mother if he was at her side. She does still care for him. But thats just based on the translations.

>> No.12867864

>>12867856
Make sure you use lube.

>> No.12867865

>>12867856
I want to have hug sex with an Oomukade

>> No.12867867

>>12867856
GET PEGGED
@
IMMEDIATELY TRANSFORMS INTO ALP

>> No.12867870

>>12867861
Why?

>> No.12867873

>>12867867
The funniest thing is, that is probably true in MGE.

>> No.12867877

>>12867865
I want to get a footjob from an oomukade

>> No.12867888

Would you be friends with a Wurm who is abused by her Dragon mother for being a "failure child?"

>> No.12867889

>>12867877
You have good taste.

>> No.12867893

>>12867873
Just as it should be

>> No.12867896

>>12867888
No, why would I be friends with a failure?

>> No.12867897

>>12867840

I understand. I'm too tired for sex myself nowadays, and I'm not a daughteru dicker either, so I'm cool with her taking a break, no harm done.

I'd ask her what's bugging her, of course, if something doesn't seem quite right, I'd be there to support her. If she's just tired and needs a break, then I'll just do what >>12867842 would do.

>> No.12867900

>>12867888

Of course.

>Calling your offspring a "failure child"

Disgusting. That dragon may have a hoard but she isn't worth a fucking penny.

>> No.12867905

>>12867896
She just has difficulties in math class, Anon, that shouldn't make her a failure.

>> No.12867908

>>12867905
Dragons have very high expectations. The Wurn doesn't meet them.

>> No.12867917

>>12867908

Then why keep her as a daughter then? To abuse her? Somebody needs to call the law on her ass for that.

>> No.12867931

>>12867917
Her mother still thinks that she can improve enough to be her perfect daughter. She's angry because she thinks her daughter is too lazy to try to improve.

>> No.12867935

>>12867931
>too lazy
But if she's trying her best to make her Mom happy and it still isn't enough?

>> No.12867939

>>12867935
No.

>> No.12867940

>>12867935
no

>> No.12867952

>>12867560
>Requesting the one dude who made the beyblade runner wurm pic to give polt dazzle camo fur.

A few hours late, but I'll get on that, as soon as I had my coffee..

>> No.12867954

>Get Cheshire Nurse
>She notices you staring, her grin widening
>"What, do you want an eclair from Clare?"
>She smiles harder when you draw back in revulsion, visions of dickgirls flooding your head
>There's a bag on your food tray from Clare's Bakery, the caricatured Troll smiling as she pulls out a Boston Creme Eclair
>She starts eating it, giving you a "suit yourself"
>A moment of silence as she finishes the last bite and lets out a contented mewl
>"How about some kitty creme, then?"
>There's a saucer pulled from the thin air in her paw, filled with milk
>"Come on now, you're over-thinking things."
>She vanishes, her shit eating grin the last thing to disappear
>When she re-materializes, she's sitting on your face
>"But if you want, you can have a catastrophe all your own."

>> No.12867956

For the people who went to the archive last night, here's version 2.

http://i.imgur.com/3Rg5CXm.jpg

How do I even lighting?

>> No.12867961

>>12867954
I would punch that faggot cat so hard in the face it'd splatter that fucking grin all over the walls

>> No.12867965

>>12867961
>implying she wouldn't just warp her invisible ass in front of her face so you ended up fisting her

>> No.12867974

>>12867965
>Not punching her invisible ass so hard that she no longer has an ass,

>> No.12867984

>>12867961

>Punch faggot cat, her grin splatters on the wall
>"Oo, with foreplay like this you could get 10 to 15 for cat batter."

>> No.12867992

>>12867812

>canon yuri
>it's all done to attract a man
>canon. yuri.

>> No.12867997

>>12867984
FUCK

Is there any way to get her to shut up? Or does this just continue until I go insane?

>> No.12868030

>>12867746
being janet is suffering

>> No.12868031

>>12867974
>>12867984
I've always believed that Cheshires were among the few sado-masochists in the setting. So she'd actually enjoy getting a slap to the ass in that regard.

>> No.12868039

>>12867954
The only way to end her talking is to go for the kiss.

>> No.12868040

>>12868031
Who doesn't enjoy a slap on the ass?

>> No.12868041

>>12867954
I want to break her heart.

>> No.12868042

>>12867954
I'd fill her up so much that folks would think she's pregnant.

I'd want a litter of adorable cheshire kittens.

>> No.12868047

>>12868042
My niggah.

>> No.12868050

any decent monstergirl stuff get scanned from comiket.

>> No.12868051

A Polite Kikimora squirms happily as she sits at a restaurant booth, waiting for her Innocent master to return from the bathroom.
> I don't like that someone else gets to cook for master...but this is like our first date!! AND DATES LEAD TO MAID BONEING!!
The master soon rejoined her, and they sat chatting happily.
Just like her skills as a maid, her monster girl instincts were strong. She batted her eyelashes at her master, touched his palm gently when he made her laugh, rolled her shoulders casually to remind him of the substantial bust hidden beneath her uniform.
The twinkle in her eyes grew, as she noticed the blush coming into her master's cheeks.
> Thats it master! Let the lust grow inside of you on our date! We can take care of that when we get home! or on the table, whichever you prefer!!
Their waitress soon appeared, a succubus who seemed to have altered the normal family friendly uniform into something a bit more risqué, showing off her many assets.
As the succubus stepped to their table to take their order, she faltered slightly, eyes widening in amazement.
Never in her entire life, had she sensed so much sexual frustration in just two people. The sheer level of unsated desire made her knees shake.
The territorial glare from the Kikimora wasn't making her job any easier as well.
The succubus did her best to take down their orders without shaking in fear/awe. ( The kikimora made several adjustments to her master's choice, adding what spices he liked, how he wanted in cooked, and exactly how large the portion should be.))
The maid kept a wary eye on the lust demon, but didn't seem too worried.
> I bet she doesn't even know how to vacuum the corners of a room correctly! Or how to do the actual work in the kitchen!
The master was oblivious, as he enjoyed getting to just talk with his maid outside the house.
Soon their meals arrived, the succubus laying their plates on the table, as well as a large bottle that no one had ordered.

>> No.12868053

>>12868051
" Compliments of the house to our two new customers." The succubus said with a flourish, before leaving them alone again. She muttered under her breath as she walked away, something about her duty as a demon of love to help them.
The pair looked at each other, shrugging before they tried the beverage in the unknown bottle. Whatever it was, it was both sweet, and obviously incredibly potent alcohol wise.
As the night went on, their laughter grew louder and louder, as they slowly lost their restraint.
Soon they finished their meal, paid, and were stumbling out the front door, bottle in hand, as they were both not very tolerant to the mind clouding effects of alcohol.
The succubus waived them good bye, all though she slightly feared what they would do. That much demonic energy, if released all at once, would probably leave a crater in the middle of the city.
The Maid clung to her master's arms, shushing his shy complaints with explanation that it was for his safety.
" Mashta is clearly intoxe, untoxer...drunk. It's my job to keep keep him steady and safe."
> IF YOU WERE TO FALL AND SOMETHING TO HAPPEN TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE I WOULD BURN THIS CITY TO THE GROUND. ALSO YOU ARE VERY, VERY WARM TONIGHT FOR SOME REASON. I HATE THAT THESE CLOTHES ARE IN THE WAY.
They soon were stumbling through their front door, tripping all over each other.
They ended up standing in the middle of their living room, holding each others hands for stability, both wobbling slightly.
They caught each other's eyes, and the maids breath hitched in her throat. She licked her lips, as she noticed the shine in his eyes, the flushed cheeks, his ragged breath.
> Y-YES MASTER...DO IT! KISS ME, KISS ME AND I SWEAR I'LL DO THE REST! DO IT NOW! DO IT! DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT!

>> No.12868054

>>12868050
Explain.

>>12868051
You have my attention.

>> No.12868055 [DELETED] 

>>12868053
Then she saw it, and her eyes widened in fear. That dark cloud of self doubt appearing behind her master's eyes, the constant herald that denied her what she wanted most.
His eyes lowered to the floor, and he took a step away.
> Y-YOU CANT! PLEASE MASTER DON'T GO! PLEASE DON'T BITCH OUT.
His hands dropped hers, as he softly wished her good night, and thank you.
> NO MASTER! CANT YOU SEE I WANT YOU! PLEASE COME BACK I WANT YOU AS BAD AS YOU WANT ME!
Then he turned away from her, and walked into his bedroom, letting out a quiet sigh as he shut the door.
The maid was left alone, not a single wag in her tail, her ears drooped lower than normal, eyes slightly watery.

>> No.12868056

>>12868054
im asking if any was

>> No.12868057

>>12868053

Then she saw it, and her eyes widened in fear. That dark cloud of self doubt appearing behind her master's eyes, the constant herald that denied her what she wanted most.
His eyes lowered to the floor, and he took a step away.
> Y-YOU CANT! PLEASE MASTER DON'T GO! PLEASE DON'T BITCH OUT.
His hands dropped hers, as he softly wished her good night, and thank you.
> NO MASTER! CANT YOU SEE I WANT YOU! PLEASE COME BACK I WANT YOU AS BAD AS YOU WANT ME!
Then he turned away from her, and walked into his bedroom, letting out a quiet sigh as he shut the door.
The maid was left alone, not a single wag in her tail, her ears drooped lower than normal, eyes slightly watery.

>> No.12868059

>>12868057
The master snored loudly in his room, in an extra deep, drunken coma. He didn't even hear his bedroom door burst open.
The maid walked in, face flushed, their bottle from dinner now empty in her hand.
Her maid uniform was gone, now garbed only in a classy set of black and white lingerie, complete with garter belt. The outfit accentuated her already lovely curves, which bounced with each step she took, as she closed on her master's sleeping form.
" Damn Mastah...such an idjit. Gotta make him bettah, gottah keep trying." She mumbled drunkly to herself as she climbed into his bed.
She roughly flipped him onto his back, and sloppily gave him the usual hickey on the back of his neck, her usual method of letting others know he was claimed. She flipped him back over, and just stared at his face for a few minutes.
She started shaking him by his shoulders, not enough to wake him, but enough to vent. " What elsh can I do Mastah!? I know you want me!! Why cant we just have each other!?!" She muttered as she shook him.
" I'm shoft mastah...i'm warm....see?" She whispered, as she took his hands, placing one on her ample back side, his fingers naturally sinking into her soft skin. The other she placed on her large chest, rubbing it back and forth the lacy material of her bra.
" I'd...I'd make you feel so good...I promise...you'l see." She struggled to get through the sentence, as countless yawns began to pour out of her.
She wrapped her arms around him, pushing his face deep between her cleavage, as she nuzzled her face into his hair, breathing in his scent.
Her own cute snores soon joined his, as she slept on top of him, the same way a dog or cat might sleep on something precious to them.

>> No.12868061

>>12868059

She was the first to wake, groggily rubbing her eyes, before noticing her master's face stuck in between the valley of her breasts, and his hands all over her form.
Her eyes widened as she attempted to recall the events of the last night.
A confused, muffled voice soon came from her cleavage, as the master awake to a pleasant sensation. He slowly pulled his face out, and found himself staring into the eyes of his maid.
" O-Oh..master! You're awake! L-Let me exp-."
She was interrupted as the master let out a small yelp as he finally realized where and what he was doing. He backed away from her on the bed, his eyes filled with a mix of shame and fear.
" Oh God I finally did it, didn't I?! I ordered you to do something terrible!" He suddenly accused himself. He moved away from her until his back was against the wall, and he put his face into his hands
" I should have known if i got drunk I would order you to do something...l-lewd. I'm so sorry! I cant believe i'm so disgusting! I'm so stupid and shameful and a perv-"
His tirade was suddenly cut of with the sharp sound of skin on skin, as the maid delivered a swift slap across his face. He recovered to find her bright eyes piercing through him with disapproval.
" I wont allow anyone to talk about my master that way...not even you." She scolded him. Slowly, on her hands and knees, she closed the distance between them, her breasts swaying with each move she made.
" Now you are none of those things. You are kind, and honest, and loyal, and compassionate, and I wont allow you to say such things about yourself anymore. Do you understand?" She asked, when her forehead was almost pressing against his.
" U..Um..y-yes ma'am." He blurted out. Her closeness, her dress, and her commanding tone made his brain start to shorfire.

>> No.12868062

>>12868061
" Good. I will hold you to that." She said, before clearing her throat and sitting up.
" It seems neither of us are quite used to the effects of alcohol. I must have accidentally wandered into your room, and s-striped for sleep. So no harm done. I will go prepare breakfast so we can recover."
With that, she stood off of the bed, walking to his bedroom door, naturally swaying her hips with each step. When she closed the door behind her, she rested against it, letting out a deep breath.
> This...This is harder than I thought it would be. D-Dont worry master, i'll try even harder! I promise! I WILL GET THAT DICK!

Sorry I have not done one of these in a few threads, holidays are hard times with my job. next story will involve how kiki gets through the full moon.

>> No.12868063

I cobbled this together out of boredom. I don't know the writefag responsible for this though. It's also clearly incomplete, as it appears that the writefag canned it.
http://i.imgur.com/KxHB1YL.png
I kept getting errors for whatever reason, so I had to use imgur.
>>12867956
She looks way better.

>> No.12868064

>>12868057
>>12868059
>Not dicking the maid
I know that's the joke, but for fuck's sake..

>> No.12868065

>>12867678
See bacically every other post explaining why frontpussy is stupid.
>>12867888
I unno, is she autistic or something?

>> No.12868066

>>12868063
>She looks way better.
Thanks, although I have no idea what I'm doing..

>> No.12868067

>>12868056
Sorry, I read canned, as in thrown out.

>> No.12868069

http://imgur.com/Q3xBbgx

>> No.12868070

>>12868064
It's more fun to tease her and make her beg for it.

>> No.12868071

>>12868069
..But is it better than yours?

>> No.12868073

>>12868070
I guess.

But if it was me, I would've hit that waaay sooner.

>> No.12868079

>>12867997

>She just wiggles her ass on top of you, the smothering female musk and heat from her groin making you almost sweat
>"Go ahead, pet the pussy."
>She starts mewling when you start licking
>"T-that's right. Cat's got your tongue~"

>> No.12868080

>>12868073
That's not as fun. I would tease her at first seeming innocent, before moving on to lewder and lewder things. When she's a constant sopping mess that can barely work without her knees falling out from under her, then I would make her tell me all the filthy thoughts she's had about master before dicking her.

>> No.12868081

>>12868062
>full moon

Oh God. Damn you, how much longer are you gonna make her suffer?

>> No.12868083

>>12868062
Awesome man, I love your work

>> No.12868085

>>12868080
Bah, who has the time? Between her cleaning up my mess, and me carefully setting up new messes along the way...

I never said there would be no teasing/trolling her...Or does that count as abuse?

>> No.12868089

>>12868081
Untill I'm out of ideas! I've got a full moon episode, and I got like a rough idea of a prequel.
>>12868083
Thank you very much anon, i'm glad you liked it.

>> No.12868092

>>12868079
Niiiice.

>> No.12868093

>>12867543
No idea, I just have it on my imgur.

>> No.12868095

>A young Beelzebub grows up seeing her father desperately try to keep his home clean in the hopes that her somewhat sadistic mother will finally leave him alone
>Most Beelzebub's seek out slobs, men who live such sloppy lives that they need to wade through trash to get to the bathroom
>Growing up with a father who seems to be such a clean freak must have warped something in the poor girl's psyche it would certainly explain how you ended up with a Beelzebub maid
>Your parents died when you were young, and you were raised by your grandparents until they died too, you dealt with the loss and you're okay now, but you inherited enough money that as long as you don't spend too extravagantly, you never have to work and can live the NEET life
>Like most NEETs, your apartment ended up pretty messy
>Friends would occasionally joke about how you'll be visited by a Beelzebub if you didn't start keeping the place cleaner, but it's not like you leave old food around or anything, right?
>Well suprise, suprise, your friends jokes were right, only she showed up wearing a maid outfit and forced her way inside before setting to work cleaning up all the trash, scrubbing the floor, doing the dishes and all the other menial chores that you neglected
>By the time she was done, she was a jittering wreck with a positively enormous damp spot on the front of her dress
>She took you right there on the freshly polished hardwood
>Turns out her childhood made her associate cleaning with sex, so when she found a man she fancied she cleaned his apartment and by the time she was done she just couldn't control herself anymore
>Now she lives a happy life with you, encouraging you to toss that empty box of cheez-its on the floor instead of getting up to put it in the trash, looking forward to cleaning the floor before cleaning your dick

>> No.12868099

>>12868071
http://imgur.com/l9bmIht

>> No.12868100

>>12868085
Maids want to be teased They want to know that master wants to fuck a lowly maid like her and turn her into a rolling orgasmic mess. All the teasing makes them think that if they work harder and maybe drop a few more hints, master will sneak up behind them, snake a hand under her dress and into her panties before saying that a lustful dirty beast like her needs to have those dirty thoughts pushed out of her head before ordering her to the bedroom. It might take a lot of work, but they'll love it.

>> No.12868101

>>12868095
>By the time she was done, she was a jittering wreck with a positively enormous damp spot on the front of her dress
What on earth

>> No.12868106

>>12868062
I never get tired of these kiki shenanigans.

>> No.12868107

>>12868099
Seems legit.

>> No.12868109

>>12868095
>Meidobub

>> No.12868114

>>12867693
Wonders truly never cease.

>> No.12868115

>>12868062

I really like these. Best Kiki story yet, I hope she doesn't get the dick for a long time yet.

>> No.12868116

>>12865234

>tfw no chimera ant waifu
>tfw she(?) would just get killed by MC plot armor anyway

Truly, this is suffering. Rejoice.

>> No.12868117

>>12868062

>Final chapter
>the guy ends up with a succubus
>kiki maid goes nuclear mad

>> No.12868118

MONSTER DICK!

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Incubus

>> No.12868119

>>12868117
http://i.imgur.com/dEyl3fm.jpg

>> No.12868120

>>12868115
>I hope she doesn't get the dick for a long time yet.

You ever been fucked with a chainsaw?

>> No.12868124

>>12867693

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTGtxbIXfBw

Sometimes nature gives me arrhythmia.

>> No.12868125

>>12868118
That's cool anon, but we already know about incubi.

>> No.12868126

>>12868118
You mean human dick?

>> No.12868137

>>12868101
She'd been scrubbing herself while scrubbing the floor.

>> No.12868138

>>12868126
I mean humongousized dick. World guide said monsters like a guy with a huge tool, but it doesn't matter if you're tiny, yet incubization gives you a rifle size dick. Oh well.

>> No.12868143

>>12868138
I don't want a dick the size of a summer sausage. I'm totally fine with my dick the way it is.

>> No.12868145

>>12868143
Then find an MG that loves you for you.

Problem solved.

>> No.12868146

>>12868118
For some reason, I always think of Daimon Hellstrom whenever Incubi are brought up...

>> No.12868151

>>12868145
I've often wondered, what monstergirl species are bound to have lifespans comparable to normal humans, so Incubization is unnecessary?

Also, would the MGEs Harpies still age at a faster rate than normal humans?

>> No.12868152

>>12868143
>The biggest changes of all occur in the functions that are also most important to monsters that get used during sex. It depends on the race and preferences of the monster that one is coupled with, but most men who become an incubus will have their penis grow larger by leaps and bounds, and they'll be able to please monsters even more. The amount of semen and spirit released from there will be incomparable to when they were human, and they'll have boundless stamina so that they're able to release it again and again without getting exhausted.

>Besides genital gargantuism, Incubi do not receive drastic physical changes comparable to, say, an arachne's abdomen or a succubus' wings and tail. They do, however, see away any features that impeded their sex lives previously, like corpulence or the general frailties of old age.

Tough shit, you're gonna be hung like a horse and you'll like it.

>> No.12868153

You're a young prince, heir to your Mother's castle. However, your mother is old fashioned, and believes you need a wife to keep you in line. Someone strong, powerful, intelligent and capable of running her kingdom. So, your mother has locked you away in the highest room of the tallest tower once you reach age 7, ready to be rescued by your Princess Charming.

Who is your knight in shining armor?

>Hot Blooded Salamander
A Bounty Hunter whos traveled on the road for many years, this Christmas Cake tomboy heard of a treasure that could be found in an abandoned castle's tallest tower. All she found was you though. She's quick and fearless, and quite headstrong. She has a very dominant personality and while sarcastic at times, is always sincere and values honesty. While she might fall in love with her, the royal life isn't her style, and you'll have to give up your birthright should you want to be with her.

>Traditional Centaur
This knight trained since birth to be a royal knight, and now the time has come to prove herself. Very skilled with a lance as well as formal, expect her to recite old poetry and stick to the book. Despite traditional gender roles, she's actually quite squimish when it comes to romance, and you might be able to take charge when she's flustered. Expect her to be a very loving wife and great queen.

>Stubborn Ogre
This big girl who's nearly twice your height only rescued you to reclaim her swamp. On the surface, she can be crude, cold, and bitter, but if you spend some time with her and don't treat her terribly, she'll warm up to you, slowly tearing down her emotional walls. Expect sweet tender tsundere love here.

Or, you can take the secret box which will be unveiled in 20 minutes. Be warned though that once you lock into the box, there's no going back. You also can't pick it if you don't stick with it ahead of time. Do you risk the box, or is one of the previous suitors more your style?

>> No.12868154

>>12868138
It doesn't necessarily makes it monstruous, just perfect for the partner.

>> No.12868156

>>12868152
>Tough shit, you're gonna be hung like a horse and you'll like it.
but what if the monstergirl is into small shota dick?

>> No.12868160

>>12868153
Secret box. I don't like any of the options.

>> No.12868161

>>12868153
Gonna have to go with the box on this one.

>> No.12868162

>>12868153
Gimme the box. I'm a gamblin' man.

>> No.12868164

>>12868152
If a Dark Elves husbando has a huge dick because of Incubization, she wouldn't be able to belittle it anymore.
>>12868153
Either the Salamander or Horsepussy.

>> No.12868167

>>12868153
Although I am tempted to go with the secret box, I think I will go with the Ogre.

>> No.12868169

>>12868156
Is there a single instance outside headcanon of MGs going after shota dick in MGE?

Anyone else having problems uploading images?

>> No.12868172

>>12868153
>Christmas Cake
>Salamander
>tomboy
Fuck my birthright I want her.

>> No.12868174

>>12868164
>Ara ara, look at it. Did you staple a hose to your crotch in embarrassment? I bet you can't even fit in in anything. Aren't you embarrassed to have this over-sized salami for a dick?

>> No.12868176

>>12868169
I dont recall any but I feel it works with the femdom angle.

>> No.12868177

>>12868154
It says genital gargantuism dude. Not saying you'll get a dick to split a rail spike but, hey.

>> No.12868179

>>12868169
>What are Wonderland shotafication cookies.
Also, the image problem is site wide.

>> No.12868182

>TFW Pleasure island would totally be a real thing if monster girls were around
>Turning boys into incubi and shipping them off to single Christmas cake MG perverts

>> No.12868184

>>12868182
>single Christmas cake MG perverts
I can volunteer for that right?

>> No.12868186

>>12868169
I think it was the opposite saying that MGs who adopt sons don't rape them or something

>> No.12868187

>>12868174
No sell. She'd end up frustrated because I'd be laughing at her all day. To really twist the knife, enrapture, or make the daughteru afraid of the dick.

>> No.12868189

>>12868174
Damn, that's a whole new form of belittlement.
>>12868182
>"W-what are we going to do on the hammock today, lady?"

>> No.12868192

>>12868186
Correct. They can raise them to be their husbands, but they don't rape them when they're shotas.

>> No.12868194

>>12868186
I think they hold off until it's safe for them to engage in sex with them.

>> No.12868198

>>12868179
I thought that was sabbath? And as far as we know, monsters raise shotas before sexing them.

>> No.12868202

>>12868192
well dammit

>> No.12868209

>>12868153
>locking up a lone shota

What a shitty mother.

>> No.12868212

>>12868182
>>Turning boys into incubi and shipping them off to single Christmas cake MG perverts
Absolutely disgusting
Loli island is cool though
*image from loli island manga that I can't upload*

>> No.12868214

>>12868212
Use imgur.

>> No.12868215

>>12868153
Salamander right off the bat. I hate royal life anyhow

>> No.12868218

>>12868153
>only rescued you to reclaim her swamp.
seriously?

>> No.12868221

>>12868160
>>12868161
>>12868162
Congratulations, inside the secret box is

>Villainous Jabberwocky
The person in finding the dragon who's supposed to guard your castle till a worthy suitor came across didn't do the best background checks. They ended up hiring this Jabberwocky, a lewd Christmas Cake ready to pounce on your young princely self. And by lewd, we mean she loves holding your hand in her claws as she watches romantic movies with you and cuddles you like a daki while telling you her dreams. Don't be fooled by her outwardly friendly nature, you're hers now. She's a big and powerful dragon after all, and with her desire to love and cuddle you, she's not letting any knight rescue you. You're in that castle with her for a long time. Don't worry though, she'll bring movies and stories and games and all to pass the time with you.

>>12868209
It's tradition anon, shotas are to be locked up in the highest room of the tallest tower until their Princess Charming rescues them. Don't you know how the fairy tales work?

>> No.12868223

>>12868192
>>12868194
This is untapped potential.

>> No.12868225

>>12868153
Fuck it, gimme the box.

>> No.12868228

>>12868221
Perfect.

>> No.12868232

>>12868221
She's perfect.

>> No.12868233

>>12868221
Face it, Jinko; you just hit the jackpot.

>> No.12868234

>>12868221
Man I'm glad I waited for the box.
Anyone who thinks horsepussy beats this is a communist.

>> No.12868237

An onee-san type of dragon girl moves next door to you while you're in school again.
Do you visit her? Or wait until she's outside, and have a waterballoon war with one of your friends and "accidentally" throw one at her?

>> No.12868239

>>12868223
>even mgs think shota a shit
Shotaforcers BTFO

>> No.12868240

>>12868223
It's also my fetish. Does someone have the vampire greentext?

>> No.12868241

>>12868237
>onee-san
Disgusting

>> No.12868244

>>12868062
I love these. Thanks for continuing.

Looking forward to the next installment!

>> No.12868245

>>12868221
>It's tradition anon, shotas are to be locked up in the highest room of the tallest tower until their Princess Charming rescues them. Don't you know how the fairy tales work?

Just so you know, this sounds stupid as fuck.

>> No.12868246

>>12868241
>Not liking nee-sans
No anon. You are disgusting.

>> No.12868247

>>12868153
>Christmas Cake tomboy
MY OH MY.
Horsepussy a good, for once
Not sure which, don't want no ogre.

>> No.12868248

>>12868246
I guess it's better than ccshit but still a shit

>> No.12868249 [DELETED] 

>>12868241
So this is the power of bait.

>> No.12868250

>>12868212
>Loli island is cool though
Is that like Succuslut Island but for pedophiles?

>> No.12868251

>>12868239
Nothing in the MGE world guide states that /ss/ a shit.
>>12868240
http://i.imgur.com/1fooWII.png

>> No.12868252 [DELETED] 

>>12868246
>>12868248
I can't tell if this is bait or shit taste.

>> No.12868253

>>12868221
Would be good, but I have no interest in becoming a housewife...er, husband.
From my experience most housewives become lazy assholes, so I would become no different.
I need a job and an option for staying fit, it's good for your mental stability.

>> No.12868255 [DELETED] 

>>12868252
Why not both?

>> No.12868256

>>12868251
I'd say monsters raising perfectly rapeable males before fucking them qualifies.

>> No.12868258

Jesus, can't anyone come up with an idea where people are in college or working at least?

>> No.12868260 [DELETED] 

>>12868249
>>12868252

>someone hates my fetish
>ITS BAIT GUISE
It's like futafags saying everyone who hate futa is baiting

>> No.12868263

>>12868250
Succuslut Island?

>> No.12868268

>>12868258
What are you talking about? There are multiple stories with adult/college-age protagonists.

>> No.12868269 [DELETED] 

>>12868260
Neesans are loved all over 4chan, you are baiting or just being contrarian.

>> No.12868271

>>12868263
It's an island filled with promiscuous knob-gobblers and buttsluts.

>> No.12868272

>>12868245
Why do you hate Fairy Tales? Don't you know how they all go?

Like the Little Red Riding Shota, who goes to visit his grandfather in the woods and ends up being proactively dated by a Hellhound Girl, an all time classic.

Or the story of the Human Girl Loli and Shota who find a house of sweets which is owned by a Christmas Cake Witch, who tenderly loves the cute shota. The Loli is tossed into the oven.

Or the one story about the fairest bishounen in the land, and the evil king jealous of his complexion tries to kill him with an evil apple. However, the 7 Dwarf girls kidnap the king and mindbreak him into a cumpump while the kind Elf Princess wakes up the sleeping Bishounen.

You should know all these anon, they're classic tales you read to your Monster Girl Daughteru before bedtime.

>> No.12868273

>>12868258
What are you talking about?
Most stories is set into medieval setting
I don't even remember any proper school stories, only shitty greentext

>> No.12868274 [DELETED] 

>>12868260
Sabbath pls go.

>> No.12868277 [DELETED] 

>>12868260
>bringing up futa out of nowhere
>again
>using fag
>again

>> No.12868283 [DELETED] 

>>12868260
Also

>comparing neesans with futa

I've met some Pok Gais before but you, you're the Pok Gaiest of them all.

>> No.12868285

>>12868273
The last couple prompts have been with younglings.

>> No.12868286 [DELETED] 

>>12868277
Oh, sorry, did I trigger you?

>> No.12868288 [DELETED] 

>>12868286
Sir, you are a blight.

>> No.12868289

>>12868285
You mean shotashit? Yeah, a bunch of forcers came out recently, but they can only make greentextes

>> No.12868295

>>12868271
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.

>> No.12868297

>>12868289
>forcers
If anyone's forcing it's you with your own tastes.
>Nobody can like this because I don't like it
>I'll call it shotashit! That'll make them see the light!

>> No.12868298 [DELETED] 

>>12868283
Right, you even more obnoxious than futa posters
At least they don't treat their fetish as one and only holy fetish grail

>> No.12868304

>>12868272
I feel that Little Red Riding Squire might work better.
>>12868289
>forcers
So is any subject getting discussed within a certain period of time considered "forcing" now?

You understand that there's literally nothing stopping you from bringing up another subject.

>> No.12868308

>>12868304
He can't change the topic himself. He's like a baby with a wet diaper; he has to get people to do it for him by whining loudly and throwing a tantrum.

>> No.12868313

>>12868272
>read for daughterus

That makes more sense, I was imagining boys being read these.

>not turning the girl and engaging in a three way with legit incest thrown in
>roasting a little girl

I hate you.

>> No.12868318

>>12868272
>The Loli is tossed into the oven.
>loli into the oven
Yeap, shotafags confirmed for worse than hitler

>> No.12868319

>>12868153
You're locked away at age 7? That's ridiculous.

box.

>> No.12868322 [DELETED] 

>>12868298
>he's going all out

>> No.12868324

Can we please go back to a more agreeable topic?

Like how polt has a nice ass.

Yeah, that was nice. Speaking of nice things, which MG would make the most entertaining teacher?

No, succubi don't count.

>> No.12868329

>>12868221
I'm so glad I chose this one.

>> No.12868332

>>12868324
Wurm. She'd make the best preschool teacher. She'd be so much fun

>> No.12868334

>>12868324
Succubi make better principals than teachers anyway.
As for teachers, a Lich would make a good Chemistry teacher.

>> No.12868336

>>12868324

Seconding this

>>12868332

>> No.12868338 [DELETED] 

>>12868324
That's not a very subtle way to bring up different subjects, shitbird.

>> No.12868341

>>12868313
>>12868318
The early Sisters Grimm work had some very dark fetishes in it, from Guro, Vore and hand holding. Their later work did lighten in tone and have more acceptable subject matters such as good old rape.

>> No.12868342 [DELETED] 

>>12868324
>someone shitposts
>let's talk about the hairy ass of furry character
Smooth

>> No.12868344

>>12868308
He's still going at it too, unsurprisingly.

>> No.12868345

>>12868289
(not him)
Hey I don't like shotashit either, but it's not forcing unless the prompt says "it's not about shotas" and the forcers respond "It is now".

>> No.12868348

>>12867560
>>12867952
>dazzle camo polt

Well, I hope this is what you wanted..
http://i.imgur.com/plE8JgE.jpg

>Not sure if fetish.

>> No.12868352

>>12868324
>>12868332
>>12868334
Needs more monster girls who wouldn't fit the archetype.
>Valkyrie health teacher has to teach students about sex

>> No.12868353 [DELETED] 

>>12868338
Thank you for your contribution.
>>12868342
You as well. If you had the ability to read, you would've noticed that that was not what I asked to talk about. But some of us have brain tumors I suppose.

>> No.12868356

>>12858546
catgirls with dicks

>> No.12868360

>>12868272
>The Loli is tossed into the oven.
>However, the 7 Dwarf girls kidnap the king and mindbreak him into a cumpump
I kek'd pretty damn hard. Thank you, anon.
I need more stories for reading to my daughteru. Any suggestions?

>> No.12868363

>>12868341
Sure but the good guys still win
So it will end with shota brutally killing the crazy evil witch and avenging for his sister

>> No.12868366

>>12868352
Holy shit that is hilarious.

She looks like a Jackson Pollock painting!

Gonna cut her out with whatever means I have and have some fun with this.

>> No.12868369

>>12868366
Unless of course you can do it, while maintaining the appearance of closure (no gaps in body outline).
You're probably better at this then I am, but I'll see what I can do.

>> No.12868370

>>12868363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLElEqzJArI

>> No.12868378

>>12868324
The wight foreign language teacher is the most... distracting.

>> No.12868379

>>12868221
Oh hell yes. I chose right. Gamling pays off, occasionally.

>> No.12868381

Guess it can't be helped, can it?
MGK once again, you fucking gorillas. It's a cold winter day.
Do you make a snow throne with Pharaoh and Anubis? Maybe even warm your hands up with Anubis' paws?
Do you help thaw out Ophy, who not only froze over, but got stuck in another trash bin?
Do huddle together with Kitsune, Kikimora, Werewolf, and cardboard cutout of Girtablilu for warmth?
Do you make snow angels with Wyvern?
Do you make a snowman megazord with Ryu and Dragon?
Do you stay inside with the Echidna teacher and have her read a story to you from the same book of fairy tails her mother read to her when she was young?
Do you help Lich get unstuck from the slide?
Do you play with the new Yuki and Yeti girls?
Do you make an igloo with Sandworm and Wurm?
Do you sneak off and drink alcohol with the 2nd grader Salamander and Hell hound?
Do you switch to Timmy's body, and let Dark Elf and P'Ork violate your masculinity with girly dresses?
Do you poke Junko with a stick to see if she's alive, and if she is invite her in for coco?
Or do you stay inside and play Pokemon games with Mino, Dulla, and the others not mentioned?

>> No.12868386

>>12868381
>Do you poke Junko with a stick to see if she's alive
Why you do this.

>> No.12868389

>>12868381
>Do you stay inside with the Echidna teacher and have her read a story to you from the same book of fairy tails her mother read to her when she was young?
This one.

>> No.12868390

>>12868381
>fluffy triple threat
>in winter

Any answer but huddling with the girls is wrong.

>> No.12868392

>>12868386
Because it gets darker before dawn, obviously.
And because she needs 35 more vote points till her next level, where she can class change into either a Madao or Home Owner.

>> No.12868395

>>12868381
>even warm your hands up with Anubis' paws?
Yes.

>> No.12868396

>>12868381
Junko is gonna get lov- taken home and given coco

>> No.12868398

>>12868381
>Maybe even warm your hands up with Anubis' paws
>Kitsune, Kikimora, Werewolf, and cardboard cutout of Girtablilu for warmth
*Audible screaming involving how that is relevant to my sexual desires*
>Do you sneak off and drink alcohol with the 2nd grader Salamander and Hell hound
It's funny, because they'll almost certainly find it disgusting.
>Do you sneak off and drink alcohol with the 2nd grader Salamander and Hell hound
Here's hoping it doesn't collapse on us like they allways fucking do.

Many good options.

>> No.12868400

>>12868381
Does the Echidna ever do anything lewd?

>> No.12868402

>>12868381
>Do you stay inside with the Echidna teacher and have her read a story to you from the same book of fairy tails her mother read to her when she was young?
>Do you make an igloo with Sandworm and Wurm?
>Do you play with the new Yuki and Yeti girls?
>Do you make snow angels with Wyvern?
These options! I can't decide!

>> No.12868404

>>12868400
Why? Do you want her to help a young shota deal with an erection he magically got? And while he thinks he's dying she'll calmly and gently jerk him off? Before noticing he's still hard after he comes, and then going further like some half assed h doujin?

>> No.12868406

>>12868381
Junko.

>> No.12868410

>>12868404
Y-yes.

>> No.12868412

>>12868404
it's cliche because it works dammit!

>> No.12868414

>>12868402
>stay inside the echidna teacher

unf

>> No.12868420

>>12868410
>>12868412
Well too bad. Maybe if Bromont or some other writefag with raping hard on for lewd older women moseyed on over here you'd get something like that, but not with me.

>> No.12868423

>>12868381
>No 6th Grader Jabberwock

Wh-Where is she? I want to woo her over and ask her to warm my cold shota body with her warm scales.

>> No.12868424

>>12868412
>>12868420
http://exhentai.org/g/346852/19d4ae5f28/

>> No.12868428

>>12868423
She's learning shit in sixth grade, and playing in the big kid's playground.

>> No.12868430

>>12868423
She's at home, under a billion blankets. It's cold outside, Anon.

>> No.12868432

>>12868381
Megazord with ryu and dragon!
Then we notice junko and invite her in for cocoa.

>> No.12868433

>>12868153

My mother? That implies she's a human, why does she want me marrying some monster? Why not a pretty human Paladin lady?

>> No.12868444

>>12868430
Then I want to sneak out of the playground and find her house, ask her mother to let me in and sneak up to her room and bury myself under the blankets with her to warm each other up, and leave myself vulnerable to her to touch me in some manner.

>> No.12868448

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6YcM7RCcAItL5O.jpg

>so this is a thing now.

>> No.12868450

>>12868444
>the mother letting a stranger into the house

>> No.12868452

>>12868448
>Hello what's this? Pbs? Interesting, maybe an article or somethi-AAAAHHHHH!

>> No.12868453

>>12868381
Anubis'll warm my hands up with her paws? That's so nice of her! Especially since I always seem to forget my gloves...

>> No.12868454

>>12868448
Is that a facehugger?

>> No.12868455

>>12868448
What the what?
What the hell is that? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

>> No.12868460

>>12868450
>not simply saying you're a classmate
>monster mother cockblocking their daughterus
>especially a fucking Jabberwock

>> No.12868461

>>12868450
>Not charming the Jabberwock mom by complimenting how lovely she is and saying I want to check in on my friend, 6th Grader Jabberwock, to make sure she was well.

>> No.12868463

>>12868453
You're lucky to have her as a friend. Of course that will go to hell around middle school.

>> No.12868464

>>12868448
An Alien onahole or something? Big deal.

>> No.12868465

>>12868448
How is this called?
Looks like manticore's pussy tail

>> No.12868466

>>12868460
>classmate
>you're a kindergartener
>and she's in sixth grade
You don't even look or sound the part.

>> No.12868467

>>12868455
Trouser Snake, the everliving?

>> No.12868469

>>12866960
Hey, hey dude. The mob story needs a metric fuckton of editing and nobody is even talking about it.

>> No.12868472

>>12868381

Play with the Yeti and Yuki-Onna since they'd drag me out my house to play anyway.

Then fall asleep on the snow because it's too early in the morning and I'm so tired can't even see straight, let alone stand.

>> No.12868473

>>12868169
>>12868186
It depends. Some Adoptive Mothers may go for the /ss/. Some prefer to wait as >>12868194 said.

Majority of the time, they just raise the kid as a normal parent. But the angle is there canonically for some Monster-Momma stuff.

Otherwise, for just general /ss/, it's mentioned that older MGs tend not to go for guys who haven't at least developed the ability to ejaculate actual cum yet.

>> No.12868474

>>12868460
>>12868461
>You're in kindergarten
>You're barely over 2 feet
>Trying to charm a MILF
>Saying that you're in a 6th graders
>A 6th graders
>Classmate
You're batter off saying you got lost in the "snowstorm" and you're freezing cold.
Wait, shit, that's a good idea

>> No.12868475

>>12868466
>"I'm younger than I look."
>"I also skipped some grades."
>"I'll let you fondle me if you let me see your daughteru."

>> No.12868477

>>12868466
>letting age difference stop you

Mo other points stand.

>> No.12868481

>>12868463
W-What? Why would it, umm, go to hell?

>> No.12868482

>>12868472
You're in recess anon.

>> No.12868486

>>12868481
Puberty, hormones, bleeding for a few days and not dying, ect.

>> No.12868496

>>12868486
her vag may run, but our love will never wither!

Christ that was a weird sentence.

>> No.12868497

>>12868486
And then you have high school, where you'll hate every minute of it
But then things get better in college HA!

>> No.12868501

>>12868486
That-that sounds awful.

Would she like it at all if I made her some soup, like I do when she gets sick now? Oh! Or does she need bandaids for the bleeding?

>> No.12868503

>>12868482

I stayed up late last night playing vidya, and they like waking up early to play in the snow for as long as they can, so yeah.

I'm actually pretty damn tired right now, I really need to go to sleep.

>> No.12868505

>>12868497
>college
>get invited to party
>Anubis is there
>she's being forced to drink by her friends and Pharaoh leader/Madonna
>soon she's drunk, and laying against you

>> No.12868507

>>12868486
Monstergirls = / = Human girls

Nah.

>> No.12868511

>>12868505
>Think she's had enough
>Excuse myself, and help her up
>Tell her I'm going to take her back to her dorm room so she can get some rest.

>> No.12868512

>>12868505
>she gets raped by some bros in front of you

>> No.12868514

>>12868505
Colleges in charge of rape awareness seminars.

HAHAHAHA!

>> No.12868516

>>12868512
Fuck off cuck-fag.

>> No.12868521

>>12868514
>Men look to your left, then your right
>Statistics indicate that every woman in the room will rape you right now

>> No.12868525

>>12868516
>You know anon, it really hurts to have your butthole pried open...

>> No.12868529

>>12868512
Fuck off.

>> No.12868531

>>12868511
>after you bring her to her room she kisses you deeply
>her kiss is sloppy, and alcohol flavored

>> No.12868534

>>12868521
>Guys know that going to a college party is basically prowling and hunting grounds for Mamono
>The only way to avoid getting raped is someone has to take the bullet
>all the bullets
>One man. Alone.
>With X amount of Mamono
>Has to get drunk on his mind so he's vulnerable, basically painting himself in blood and wearing meat for clothing
>One man
>Of course, this sounds like heaven
>Until you realize it's one man satisfying, say, 50 Mamono
>They always come back wrong, in some way

>> No.12868537

>>12868525
It's still the best love story ever told

>> No.12868538

I just want to drive a tsundere insane by dating other women in front of her after she told me she didn't want to go out and insulted me. Is that so wrong?

>> No.12868539

>>12868534
I volunteer.

>> No.12868542

>>12868531
>Don't much care for the taste
>Got drool all over your face
>But all the same, it feels nice kissing her
>Can't help but want to kiss her back, almost as sloppily.
>Don't want to do anything she might regret when she's this drunk though.
>Ask her if she's sure she doesn't want to just lie down.
>Offer to be her snuggle-pillow all night long as she sleeps off her buzz.

>> No.12868543

>>12868512
Proceed

>> No.12868546

>>12868511
>Get her to her dorm
>Help her out of her clothes but leave the underwear on
>Put her under the covers
>Watch over her for a little before leaving
>A few days later campus police come get you during class
>You panic, asking what the charges are
>"Failure to assault a mamono unable to give consent"
>Hard stares follow you as you're escorted out of the room. A Lizardgirl spits in your direction. A succubus is crying into some guy's chest.

>> No.12868547

>>12868538
That's justice.

>> No.12868548

>>12868542
>she wakes up the next morning next to you
>she then scowls while hugging you tighter, wondering why you didn't make her your woman while you had the chance

>> No.12868549

>>12868512
bait harder, faget
I'm a fish with expensive tastes
>>12868516
>biting the bait

>> No.12868552 [DELETED] 

Is futa gay?

>> No.12868553

>>12868512
He deserves it.

>> No.12868557

>>12868521
>Anon was adopted by a Dragon as a child but still ended up having a childhood that would be considered completely normal by human standards
>He was never bothered through elementary, middle or high school because everyone knew who his mother was and didn't want no trouble
>He goes off to college, his mother gives him a completely normal goodbye
>First day there, over a dozen monster girls try to proactively date him
>He manages to escape and hide in a closet and make a call to his mother
>"Oh, sweetie! You're calling home already?"
>"MOM HELP! T-they're trying to rape me!"
>"...What?"
>"Yeah! Like 10 of them all attacked me one after the other, but I go away. Mom what do I do?!"
>"Anon. Before I say this, I want you to know that I love you, okay?"
>"W-what?"
>"I THOUGHT I RAISED A MAN, NOT A WUSS! NOW YOU GET OUT OF WHATEVER HOLE YOU'RE HIDING IN AND YOU GIVE ME GRANDCHILDREN! DID I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!"
Anon was found curled up in a ball in the back of a broom closet by the janitor later that day, having cried himself to sleep.

>> No.12868560 [DELETED] 

>>12868552
Don't start shit boy.

>> No.12868562 [DELETED] 

>>12868552
no

>> No.12868565

>>12868548
>Wake up in her arms.
>Give her a kiss on the cheek.
>Tell her that you didn't want her to pass out drunk halfway through if you did that.
>Instead, ask her if she'd like to get dinner with you that night.

>> No.12868566

>>12868538
For the second time, you do something right.

>> No.12868567 [DELETED] 

>>12868552
You already tried to bait early on.

>> No.12868569 [DELETED] 

>>12868552
Yes.

>> No.12868580

>>12868557
>get almost raped
>get told to stop being a fag and provide the D, all while scared shitless, wallowing in a pool of shame and self disgust after, pretending you're okay

BY THE COLD FLAME OF THE AFTERLIFE, AND THE DREAD WORDS OF THE LORDS OF THE DEAD, I COMMAND YOU, WRITEFAGS ARISE!!!

>> No.12868592

>>12868543
>all the bros get a turn probing her tight virgin butt
>shot after shot of bro cum floods into her less and less pure anus
>finally it's your turn
>all the bros hoot and holler as your virginity disappears up her ruined asshole
>as you lie panting on her unconscious body propped on a couch, the lead bro pats your back
>Great job brah, welcome to the ΦΦΜ fraternity! Next week you get to go first!
>the next morning Anubis wakes up home, with a horrible hangover and in terrible asspain, with a DVD on her table

>> No.12868593

>>12867489
I like rough face-fucking too, but I want to ask: will we evr see more leona as a sexy magician assistant?

>> No.12868603 [DELETED] 

>>12868552
>doesn't matter, had sex

>> No.12868604

>>12868580

The fuck do you want? I was taking such a good nap, goddammit.

>> No.12868605

>>12868381
>Toasty, warm, fluffy Anubis paws.

I want that one.

>> No.12868606

>>12867489
Fuck off and take your shit to /d, your /d/efense wouldn't mind that either.

>> No.12868611

>>12868592
Stahp.
I'm not sure what's worse.
Cuck-fags, or gangbang-fags.

Harem-fags slightly better than both.

>> No.12868614

>>12868604
Anon doing his utmost to avoid and resist rape, succeeding and basically being told he's a failure as a man for doing so. What is he, gay? Afraid of pussy? Then he becomes a stud who feels like shit all the time. In short, "I never asked for this."

>> No.12868615

>>12868592
Yeah...no.

>> No.12868616

>>12868605
Me too anon.
Me too...

>> No.12868621

>>12868614

Isn't that pretty much Lanternon's story, only the protag does it in a more manly way?

>> No.12868624
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12868624

>>12868592

>> No.12868625

>>12868592
>toiletgirl MG

You have my rapt attention.

>> No.12868628

>>12868592
I'm ditching this shitty college and enrolling in MGCC.

>> No.12868632

>>12868580
Can't, too busy editing.

43 pages, 17022 words. Life is suffering

>> No.12868634

>>12867954
this was amusing.

>> No.12868638

>>12868621
His denseness was irritating when it came to the Ghoul.

>> No.12868639

>>12868614
My little greentext was more in the vein of a boy who grew up sheltered and was then suddenly thrust into the real world that he was woefully unprepared for.

>> No.12868640

>>12868592
What's this shit.

>> No.12868644

>>12868621
Haven't read that one.

>> No.12868647

>>12868592
>raping her ass
>not gangraping her sweet pussypussy and leaving her with a rapechild
You had one job, anon
I hope you will correct your mistakes by writing proper rape

>> No.12868650

>>12868647
>not gangraping her sweet pussypussy and leaving her with a rapechild
Jamal please.

>> No.12868654

I'mma stick with this one.
>>12868548
>>12868565

>> No.12868656

>>12868611
Gangbangs are love. Before you offer some smart ass remark, remember who your subject is.

>>12868592
I hate chads but this was good.

>> No.12868657
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12868657

Please stop talking about gangraping my waifu.

>> No.12868658

>>12868647
>implying Anon won't hog her pussypussy for himself while also going to faceless fat man frat's virgin rape meetings
Anon, I...

>> No.12868661
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12868661

Tailpussy

>> No.12868662

>>12868657
Damn that Anubis has perfect titties.

>> No.12868663

>>12868650
>not knowing all MGs want to get pregnant ASAP

Herbert please.

>> No.12868665

>>12868657
Is that a cats tail?

>> No.12868671

>>12868656
>Remember who your subject is.
What, Monster Girls of whom the vast majority appeal to the fantasy of a monogamous, intensely loving relationship?

>>12868657
I know it hurts anon, but just remember. Your waifu is not all Anubi, and all Anubi are not your waifu. Just ignore it, read something like >>12868548 and think happy thoughts.

>> No.12868672

>>12868657
Never, that brown is gonna turn vanilla.

>> No.12868675

>>12868661
Her proportions are a little iffy in that picture.

>> No.12868677

>>12868661
If you ever wanted to get revenge on a rival fraternity, you could pay some Manticore serial rapist to 'crash' one of their parties.

The following morning she would walk out with a smug grin, leaving the bodies of passed out frat boys in her wake.

>> No.12868681

>>12868671
>vast majority

You vanillafaggots may be vocal as fuck, but no way are you the majority. Not like it matters anyhow, monstergirls are decidedly, not vanilla. Rape, reverse rape, mind control and mindbreak, incest, forced impregnation, corruption, monsterization, a type of necrophilia. I could go on.

>> No.12868684

>>12868663
>mgs wants to get pregnant
>her husbando is too busy and only fucks once a week
>she hoes to ghetto to get gangraped and impregnated
>lol, who cares, our child will be a monster, so he won't know it's not his anyway

>> No.12868688

>>12868677
>one manticore vs 200 dicks

I like their odds.

>> No.12868689

>>12868681
Dude, MGE is vanilla only hugbox
All rape, reverse rape, mind control etc ends with lovely cuddles and kisses

>> No.12868690

>>12868684
Succubus pls go and stay went.

>> No.12868691

>>12868684
Not really what I was going for, but eh, no sympathy for the dense and betas.

>> No.12868693

>>12868681
Are you saying I can't have a loving relationship with my corrupted dark valkyrie nee-san who is also a yandere and rapes me every time she can to have my child?

>> No.12868695

>>12868661

I want to compliment a Manticore on her lovely exotic traits so she'll get embarrassed and eventually fail to hold back her feelings, pulling me into a tight hug.

>> No.12868696

>>12868688
I'd think some of those boys hadn't even seen a Manticore before, let alone a professional in the art of 'proactive dating'.

She's going to show them things they couldn't even imagine in their wildest, alcohol-filled dreams.

Such is the way of the Sexual Foodchain.

>> No.12868697

>>12868681
No, you idiot.

I don't even know why I'm arguing. Only reason I started was because there was a cute thing happening, then you or some other asshat stepped in with the gangbang bullshit, and now at this point they're two entirely separate things and there's no point in arguing the point.

Like someone already said, contrary to some beliefs, it's not like one portrayal or story ruins them all.

I will say though that the majority of MGs appeal to a fantasy of loving, vanilla monogamy, regardless of whatever other fetishes are involved. There are exceptions to this, Beelzebub, Bicorn, Liliraune, Dark Elves, maybe Vamps and Dhamps, but really, majority is all for the One-on-One.

>>12868684
You do disgust me however.

>> No.12868699

>>12868689
>end result nullifies all it takes to get there.
>ignoriong the mindwipe and overwrite men go through in many cases
>vanilla

Non.

>> No.12868702

>>12868684
>There are people on this thread right now who unironically like cuckolding.

We are doomed.

>> No.12868703
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>>12868695
Anon don't be so lewd
She might just fall for you

>> No.12868709

>>12868684
I really don't get this fetish.

>> No.12868710

>>12868699
But anon, there's no way something horrifying like mindbreak could happen right next to us, it's just a case of tsundere guys coming to terms with their feelings!

>> No.12868712

>>12868709
There are two schools of it.

Some guys apparently get off on watching their partner getting fucked by others.
I cannot comprehend their mentality either.

Meanwhile, some get off on fucking someone who already has a partner, and being seen as "Superior" to that person.
They're just assholes.

>> No.12868714

>>12868702
I doubt most of the people posting it here likes it. They just do it to piss off everyone.

>> No.12868715

>>12868697
>I will say though that the majority of MGs appeal to a fantasy of loving, vanilla monogamy, regardless of whatever other fetishes are involved

Take out vanilla and we're in agreement.

>> No.12868716

>>12868703

But look at her expression, she's literally begging for cuddles and headpats.

>> No.12868717

>>12868712
I get that second one, but the first one, I can't get my head around.

>> No.12868719

>>12868714
I imagine myself as the coolguy cucking the vanillafags.

>> No.12868720

>>12868715
I just meant in-so-far as the basic relationship.

Obviously whatever fetishes you and your waifu enjoy in your bedroom together are, well, yours to enjoy.

>> No.12868723

>>12868710
>"S-stupid Manticore, it's not like I want you to proactively date me or anything!"

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>>12868715
no

>> No.12868726

>>12868699
Yes, end is the only thing that means
If it ends with vanilla cuddles it's vanilla

>> No.12868728

>>12868719
Coolguys make the best Alps. Their mouths are so tender...

>> No.12868732

>>12868724
I want someone to draw Yeti with more sensibly sized paws, like we've "fixed" other monster girls.

>> No.12868733

>>12868714
>>12868702
>>12868709

I prefer cheating.

>> No.12868737

>>12868728
>Their mouths are so tender
I guess you would know.

>> No.12868738

>>12868728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4txVqr1eNwc

There isn't a single MG who would not get wet in the presence of Coolguy.

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>>12868732
But the paws are the best part

>> No.12868741

>>12868726
No, fuck you.

>>12868724
Yes, vanilla a shit.

>> No.12868742

>>12868728
Sure, cuckboy, you can keep telling yourself that
Your waifu enjoy spending her days with me and my gangrapeteam
Congratulations with becoming a "daddy'

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>>12868738
>cool guy was 6 years ago

>> No.12868748

>>12868732

Her paws are fine for what their purpose, mang. Fluffy warm yeti cuddling a best.

>> No.12868749

>>12868737
Who doesn't want to bring some tryhard down a notch? Like that one hmanga with the loli vampire.

>> No.12868750

>>12868712
I don't see myself doing either one, I just enjoy reading about it.

>> No.12868751

How sexrobot will do in MGE city?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzO2mi4uHAs

>> No.12868752

This is why we can't have nice things.

>> No.12868753

>>12868724

we need more drawings of yeti hugs

or MG hugs in general

>> No.12868754

>>12868739
>the paws
>not the subtle muscle definition and combination of brown skin and white hair
f a g
>>12868748
But the huge paws are so damn cumbersome that they just make cuddling more difficult

>> No.12868755

>>12868749
That was gold.

>> No.12868757

>>12868749
I dunno, I don't usually do it by putting my penis in another guys mouth..

I Guess I'm just weird that way.

>> No.12868759

>>12868546
...
Wut
>>12868695
Pure manticores a best

>> No.12868761

>>12868749
What hmanga with loli vampire?
Netoraregatari ?

>> No.12868762

>>12868546
That's why we humans should be in charge.

I mean come on, that's fucking retarded.

>> No.12868766

>>12868751
A lot of Christmas Cake and older Monster Girls will all put a hand to their face and 'Ara ara~'.

The younger ones will just stare, maybe drool a bit.

>> No.12868768

It's time for MGC speed-dating! Why are you there? To keep your MGC financial benefits. And here is the lineup of ladies that you speak with that day.

>Chuuni CC vampire
She talks like a Bram Stoker vampire mixed with Shakespeare, and keeps doing 'WAHAHAHA' laughs anytime you say something funny. Besides that she's well off and interesting at least.

>Loli-core
She's a follower of the Sabbath and just the most adorable little manticore to ever talk about how she wants to rape you silly with her tailpussy. With her size you could easily rape her back, but she seems to enjoy that idea when you bring it up. She may need some help paying bills,but is getting by on her own.

>Real estate tanuki
This thirty year old woman can't find a date due to prejudice, and enjoys sewing in her spare time. She's very well off, people buy lots of houses from her since she gives them tips on how to fix them up and sell for a profit. She's very eager to have children though, so expect her to push marriage early.

>Control freak anubis
This firecracker just turned eighteen and is VERY demanding. She'll schedule your day down to when you take a bathroom break, and any deviating from her 'master-crafted' schedule will make her angry before she starts crying. She always makes sure to schedule time in bed every night, and is a demanding lover that likes going many rounds. Not into anal for some reason.

>9-tailed kitsune mega-merchant
This busy woman doesn't look older than twenty five but has been around for ages. During that time she's had many companies and corporations come and go, and even during the five minutes you have she has to take a call to yell at someone. During all the business of her life she never married before, and has no idea how to proceed. She's immeasurably mature and experienced, except when it comes to love and affection. The busybody will melt in your hands, if you ever catch her away from working.

Which do you date?

>> No.12868773

>>12868768
Torn between the Kitsune and, god help me, the tanuki.

>> No.12868775

>>12868768
Only read the first one, I pick her.
I'll read the rest after I post, my choice probably won't change.

>> No.12868776

>>12868752
Why? Because some anuslut got rammed by a few dozen dicks? Being childhood friends with somebody doesn't entitle you to them. If you want her make a move, you being friends only to find that she's getting it put to her on the regular by not [YOU] does not make it NRT or whatever if you're neither fucking nor dating.

Fucking nice guys.

>> No.12868779

>>12868773

I'd pick God if I were you

>> No.12868780

>>12868768
A-Anubis!
I-I want to date an Anubis...

>> No.12868783

>>12868768
>Not having anyone with scales/meaty paws

What kind of rinky dink operation is this?

>> No.12868786

>>12868759
>>12868762
Culture Clash.

>> No.12868788

>>12868776
I didn't even say anything about the greentext, but ok.

>> No.12868791

>>12868768
Loli-core.

The idea of a Manticore with a tailpussy that's too small trying to dom me is adorable.

>> No.12868795

>>12868768
>>Real estate tanuki
Only if I get to cum in her big jew nose.

>> No.12868797

>>12868768
THE BOX.

>> No.12868799

>>12868621

The ending made me a little sad the evil lich in the final chapters turned out to be the guy who only wanted to live with his human girlfriend, but she killed herself due to monstergirl bullying. He only wanted revenge for her in the end. I hope Lanternon doesn't make all the isolationist humans bad guys in his next story, it's actually a fairly reasonable stance if you don't go genocidal over it.

>> No.12868800

>>12868768
>cc
Shit
>loli
Shit
>the jew
shit
>control freak
shit
>kitsune
Huh, that sounds nic..
>cc and the jew at the same time
a shit

>> No.12868803

>>12868800
You didn't even read it did you?

>> No.12868804

>>12868786
Well, mine is clearly superior.

>> No.12868806

>>12868768
Jewnuki

>> No.12868810

>>12868786

The less retarded culture should have the right of way.

>> No.12868812

>>12868803
No but I did it just now
Nothing changed
All choices a shit

>> No.12868813

>>12868768
kitsune, I imagine giving her a hug from behind and watch her whole body and tails melt to it

>> No.12868817

>>12868776
Just to point out that in this case, right at the start of the greentext you're likely alluding to, someone responded at first with taking the drunk Anubis home to sleep it off, and then going on a date together the next day.

Somebody else meanwhile responded a bit after with the drunk anal rape one.

At that point, it's best to just assume two different Anubi, than going, "Cuckold a shit!" "Waifu a shit!" and so on back and forth.

>> No.12868818

>>12868768
Ill take a busy-tailed Tanuki

>> No.12868821

>>12868768
CC Vampire or Manticore. I can't even believe I'm saying Manticore as an option

>> No.12868833

>>12868817
>assume two different Anubi
You can't run away from truth, anon

>> No.12868835

>>12868768

Kitsune, not even a contest. I must have her.

>> No.12868839

>>12868833
And you can't accept the idea that some guy might actually have enough of a brain to take a girl he likes out of an environment where she could be vulnerable, and actually make his feelings for her clear?

>> No.12868841

>>12868839
>anon
>having enough balls to makes his feeling clear
Nope
She was gangraped

>> No.12868845

>>12868841
Fuck you. Maybe you are that beta, but if I grew up with a girl and stuck that close with her, I think even a lowly anon would have grown SOME measure of a spine.

>> No.12868849

>>12868841
Harken to thee, Cuckholdicus Maximus

>> No.12868851

>>12868845
>>12868849
There's only so many ways to phrase "you have an emotionally and physically fulfilling vanilla relationship with your dream waifu." We need to have some suffering once in a while.

>> No.12868853

>>12868812
that means you didn't read it
>>12868348
i accidentally replied to the wrong person. use this post to see responce>>12868366 . and one more thing- I'm trying to edit this in gimp, how can I use an eraser to make a segment transparent?

>> No.12868854

>>12868841
Stop. Seriously. Why do you have to continue starting shit.

>> No.12868857

>>12868851
YOROKOBE SHOUNEN

>> No.12868859

>>12868221
Who says I want to be rescued?

>> No.12868865

>>12868853
Well, usually you'd erase something on the alpha channel.

Depending on what specificly you want, I can just do it myself (Luckily, I still have the project).

>> No.12868868

>>12868851
as we said earlier in the thread ntr is the low hanging fruit of suffering, it's cheep, it's easy, and only faggots like it

>> No.12868870

>>12868851
So? That doesn't mean you need to take somebody's vanilla fantasy and say, "Nope, NTR. Cuckolding. Rape. Haha."

Come up with your own shit instead.

>> No.12868872

>>12868768
Can't go wrong with an Anubis.

>> No.12868876

>>12868868
Yeah, because vanilla have such "original" high quality stories
It's even more boring than NTR

>> No.12868881

>>12868865
atm I'm curious on how to make it work.
I've alpha channeled all white part's on polt's body, which should in theory allow me to place a dazzle pattern behind her.

It should, but it's not fucking working. For some reason whenever I take the dazzle pattern and try to place it behind polt's linework, it won't let me arrange the layers.

>> No.12868883

The Kitsune, with the tanuki a close second.

>> No.12868886

>>12868876
But vanilla isn't trying to be complex, happiness and warmth are simple emotions while true suffering is a very complex one.

>> No.12868892

>>12868768
Anubis. I'm a useless piece of shit who needs someone to whip me into shape, if that someone is a delicious brown Anubis then even better.

>> No.12868899

>>12868892
You and me both mah nigga.

That's why Anubis is best girl.

>> No.12868903
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>Anubis is great
>"Just turned 18"

Fuck that, if a girl wants to control me, she needs to be older and clearly superior to me, a glorious Chistmas Cake. Does she have an Onee-san I can meet?

>> No.12868905

>>12868881
It would probably be better to have a look at some tutorials.

Especially with all this channel stuff, you wanna learn it from the ground up.

>> No.12868910
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12868910

Would you a mecha-waifu?

>> No.12868916

>>12868905
I've been on photoshop for a while, but this is an entirely new deal.

I don't know what magic you used to make the dazzle on your polt work, but mine is a fucking mess

but she's my mess though <3

>> No.12868927

>>12868886
>vanillafaggots eat any shit if it has vanilla
>quality doesn't matter

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>>12868910
Yes.

>> No.12868943

>>12868768
With all the art she gets, I'm honestly surprised we have yet to see a Sabbath-variant Loli Manticore.

>> No.12868946

>>12868943
That's because loli is shit

shiiiiiiiiiit

>> No.12868952

>>12868916
>I don't know what magic you used
The same thing I do when I code:

Try everything, rage, try again,
try no to cry, cry a lot, realize you have't tried everything, succeed, pretend it wasn't a big deal.


Seriously though, just give it time.

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>>12868946
I don't hate lolis, I just think they're cute and potentially dickable.

>> No.12868962

>>12868952
Wait, wait, I found a solution.

Imma dim the dazzle paint, then cut out allong the trace lines, THEN bring it to full hardness.

>> No.12868966

>>12868962
>bring it to full hardness.

I get it. :D

>> No.12868967

>>12868381
First invite Junko in and then invite the Kitsune, Kiki, Werewolf over aswell and enjoy some hot choco to warm up.

>> No.12868974

>>12868946
Just as shit as ccshit

>> No.12868977

>>12868851
>acting like a gawker cuck

>> No.12868981

>>12868966
Just like MUH DICK

Of course giving her the extra eyes and limbs will be an entirely different adventure.

Funny, people say that the dazzle camo that was used on old WW1 ships was mixed in it's effectiveness, but by Christ does it ever work well on people. I can barely look at dazzle polt for a few minutes before my eyes start to bleed.

>> No.12868986
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Polt's 4-breasted cousin when?

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>>12868981
>Of course giving her the extra eyes and limbs will be an entirely different adventure.

I dunno what you're planning, but it sounds kinky...

Meanwhile, here's some flat colouring I did.

>Original by .less

>> No.12868990

>>12868986
Pls no.

I love my polt, fur and all, but 4 breasts is pushing it.

>>12868988
The original joke can be found here:>>12867467 and here>>12867552

It should clue you in.

>> No.12868992

>>12868990
I did miss that..

Now it all makes sense.

>> No.12868993

>>12868988
Y-yes, I've been a bad shitposter Mistress.

>> No.12868995

>>12868992
yup.
Dazzle camo fighting krauts in WW1 trenches when?

>> No.12868996

>>12868988
Damn that's flat! ~

>> No.12868997

>>12868993
>Implying there are "good" shitposters...?

>> No.12869001

>>12868684
Too bad for you that monster girls are monsters on the outside: they dont like cheating in any form or shape.

>> No.12869002

>>12868995
>implying everyone doesn't die from eye cancer.

>>12868996
How rude.

>> No.12869006

>>12869001
>what is DAW NTR story that everyone loves

>> No.12869012

>>12868995
Fuck I wish 4chan had an edit feature sometimes, that was supposed to say "dazzle camo polt".
>>12868684
Annnnd divorced.
>>12869002
See, she's like a new superweapon to render the atom bomb obsolete, melting her enemy's eyes with her fur pattern and smothering the survivors in her paws or breasts

>> No.12869016
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12869016

>>12869002
Dazzle camo CAN be done right.

>> No.12869018

>>12869016
I know this boner.

>> No.12869019

>>12869016
Nonono, see, it's SUPPOSED to rape your eyes- that's the whole point. It disrupt's the enemy's ability to determine size, speed and direction.

>> No.12869026

>>12869012
Oh no look out, it's Man-Gumdam-Zebra..

>> No.12869028

>>12869019
>Filthy Zeeks getting their shit kicked in by a dude in a modified, dazzled GM Cannon II.

>> No.12869034
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Anyone else like a relationship that has a healthy amount of both suffering and love?

Like, a Dragon Girl who loves her cute fragile human boy but is reckless, and ends up getting him in an accident that causes him to lose the use of his legs or something and is overcome with guilt and sadness that she inadvertently caused harm to the smile she's supposed to protect, and gain a resolve to tenderly care and refocus as she tends to her human boy, promising not to let harm come to him again as the human boy is fraught with confusing feelings of misery, resentment, and love, struggling with forgiveness, and the two of them slowly working together to have happiness return to them and eventually his smile returns when she announces she has an egg coming.

Anyone else like that kind of dynamic? Nice mix of suffering and love?

>> No.12869036

>>12869012
>divorced.
It's not like you would know she cheated on you
You also believe in monster propaganda that mgs are 100% loyal

>> No.12869040

>>12869036
>You also believe in monster propaganda that mgs are 100% loyal
Paladin pls go.

>> No.12869044

>>12869034
>egg is coming out
>but baby, you know my dick doesn't work since the accident you throwed me in
Now that is something

>> No.12869047

>>12869034
Vaguely reminds me of the stories about a guy with a Dragon Waifu, who'd get so pissed at him sometimes, that she'd ride him so hard that he'd be in a wheelchair with a shattered pelvis for a couple weeks.

All he wants is tender loving and handholding, which he gets after some encouragement and comments from the in-laws. And then his co-workers waterboard him when he shows up to work happy the next day.

But anyway, that does sound like an interesting premise.

>> No.12869050

>>12869034
I would be happier if she bought me a fucking pair of artificial legs.
I mean cmon, how am I supposed to feel happy for becoming a father if I'm still living with a woman who prioritizes fucking for the purpose of procreation over, you know, repairing the damage she dealt beforehand?
>>12869036
Or maybe I go to the doctor and get told the percentage of familiarity to my genes, like the doctors allways fucking do. Screw that bitch, I'm getting a nice paladin girl.

>> No.12869051

>>12869034
I've had ideas for suffering/healing related stories. But I'm not a writefag.
>>12869036
NTRfag pls. JAWFAs story only now gave you the courage to shitpost.

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>>12869047
>Dragon waifus a best.

>> No.12869054

>>12869047
I remember that story.

Good times.

>> No.12869059

>>12869051
Vampire and a hemophiliac husband

>> No.12869060

>>12868768
Vampire seems like it would grow annoying fast.

I'm not into loli so the manticore is off. I dont mind the manticore part though.

Tanuki seems like a fine lady, I wouldnt have problems dating her, though pushing for marriage early might pose a problem.

I dislike working with structure and tight schedules. So me and an Anubis would just lead to tears. I would be willing to try though if there was no other choise.

Defiently yes, it will probably take some effort to get her to make time for me, but I feel like it would be well worth it.

>> No.12869061

>>12869053
Having legs a best.
She better be content with letting me ride on her back because I'm not about to put shoes on my stumps and walk around like that.

>> No.12869062

>>12869053
I'd rather not have so many metal plates in my body holding me together that I can't even get through an airport without setting off every single alarm.

>> No.12869070

>>12869062
It's fiiiine.

>> No.12869072

>>12869047
Thankfully, DoIlooklikeawritefags story doesn't take itself seriously.
Where is he? The Anubis still has yet to find a husbando with a love for Legos ;_;
>>12869059
Mine mostly involves adoption in an MG-run dystopian society where humans AND "lesser" monstergirls are ruled over by the immortal/long-living MGs.

>> No.12869077

>>12868768
Vampire.

>> No.12869078

>>12869062
I have titanium rods and screws in my back, you'll be okay.

>> No.12869081

>>12869072
>Where is he? The Anubis still has yet to find a husbando with a love for Legos ;_;
Dude she allready got one.
And then her derivative, valerie, was cloned and wifed by like 7 different people, including 2 writefags.

>> No.12869082

>>12869051
What story?
I always posted NTR and suffering

>> No.12869085

>>12869062
>Not breaking most of the bones in your body at some point thanks to rough sex with your dragon waifu
>Not wearing those screws and plates like a badge of honor
>Not having your friends jokingly refer to you as Darth Vader because you're "more machine now than man"

>> No.12869089

>>12869085
>Not having legs
>>12869078
Do you have titanium legs though?

I WANT MY FUCKING LEGS DAMNIT

>> No.12869095

>>12869089
Legs are pretty sick.

Come at me, Lamia people.

>> No.12869096

>>12869085
I never really understood why people would want to have their bones broken during sex. Broken bones fucking hurt like hell and will immediately kill whatever boner you may have.

>> No.12869098

>>12869081
>Dude she allready got one.
Nuh-uh, the story has yet to get a continuation since the writefag went AWOL.
>>12869085
>Wanting to be like faggy prequel Anakin for any period of time.

>> No.12869100

>>12869072
>>12869081
>Doesn't take itself seriously
The meta hilarity really made it a fun read.

And I would happily be the "Poor unfortunate soul" to get set-up with that lego-obsessed, borderline crazy Anubis.
She seemed like fun. Anubis a best.

>>12869082
JAWF's new story, "The mob goes wild". Featured Dragon NTR and caused a huge shitstorm yesterday.

>> No.12869106

>>12869096
It's just a joke, Anon.

>> No.12869109

>>12869062
>>12869061
>>12869053
>>12869034
The only way I'd be able to forgive her for causing a life threatening wound like that is if she let me put a saddle and bit on her and ride her around like a fancy winged horse.

Or, I dunno, robot legs, medical treatment, and a formal apology.

>> No.12869111

>>12869096
>Taking it seriously.

>> No.12869114

>>12868981
>I can barely look at dazzle polt for a few minutes before my eyes start to bleed.
This is exactly what it's supposed to do. It didn't make ships blend in at all, but it made optical rangefinding hard as hell.

>> No.12869115

>>12869100
Huh, is that story any good?

>> No.12869122

>>12869115
I honestly think so. It's actually investing with an interesting premise, good writing, and suffering that's actually suffering rather than just a passing blow. Links are on the MGC Blog if you want to check it out. Three chapters so far.

>> No.12869127

>>12869114
dude we allready covered this here>>12869019

>> No.12869129

>>12869122
>good writing
I don't really see that.

>> No.12869135

>>12869129
I meant more characterization.

The actual writing, spelling, grammer etc., could use some work.

>> No.12869166

>>12869122

>Good writing

With the exception of a few unknowns and the Big Bad Four, there isn't really any horrible writing.

>> No.12869171

I hope somebody picked up the Kraken doujin and the new MGE book at C87 and we'll get scans eventually.

>> No.12869172

>>12869051
Share them, suffering and healing is top tier.

Imagine a bishounen human boy who's kept in an abusive relationship with an Amazon and is constantly abused and mistreated, left with black eyes and bruises. Finally one night in a drunken stupor the Amazon ditches the Human Boy somewhere far away, broken and beaten. Then an infertile Echidna happens to slither by and find him, and takes him home, awaking her maternal instinct as she slowly and tenderly heals him with tender loving femdom, and also heals herself by being able to use her built up maternal instinct.

Then one day the Amazon comes back intent on picking up her human boy and is told off and cast out by a very angry echidna.

>> No.12869182

>>12869172
>tender loving femdom
>femdom
That's not how mothing works.

>> No.12869184

>>12869172
>amazon beatings
Here we go again

>> No.12869186

>>12869171
I think the sandworm doujin was scanned a week or two afterwards, so hopefully the same is true for the kraken.

>> No.12869194

>>12869184
It's a fucking amazon, what do you expect?

>> No.12869195

>>12869184
>Having one Amazon do something bad is wrong
>You are not allowed to portray this species in any negative light

How does it feel being a SJW?

>> No.12869200

>>12869195
If I wanted to portray a species in a negative, I'd write about a scenario that takes place is a Laser Tag location.

>> No.12869204

>>12869200
negative light*

>> No.12869207

>>12869166
>With the exception of a few unknowns and the Big Bad Four

Now I'm curious

>> No.12869211

>>12869195
Actually, you're right. I shouldn't be policing it like that since it was an interesting premise. I apologize.

It just sucks when people always associate a specific MG with something negative. This isn't exactly a one-off thing.

>> No.12869230

>>12869211
Dude. Amazons are the ultimate in femdom-it says that in their encyclopedia page, and, obviously, in the historical documents that the amazon was inspired from.

The amazon's theme isn't tender loving cuddles. It's being an amazon warrior and the behavioral traits that entails.

>> No.12869231

Lets say an all powerful wizard/witch/god or whatever comes to you and give you the power to make one type of MGE race the opposite of what their page says, which one do you go with and what is the result like?

>> No.12869237

>>12869231
Let's hit up the dark matter or succubus races. Instead of spreading corruption and demise, they spread purity and order.

And paladins.

>> No.12869239

>>12869231
I think they're fine the way they are.

>> No.12869242

>>12869239
My man

>> No.12869243

>>12869231
Hellhound just for the shitstorm it'd cause.

>> No.12869250

>>12869230
>They protect men and the younger warriors, who are regarded as frail and weak.
It's not that I find the whole beating bad, I just think it's entirely out of character for something that prizes men as something extremely fragile and valuable to do something like that. There is a difference between ownership/dominance and full-on violence.

>> No.12869254

>>12869207

The Big Bad Four are Bob, NegaWalker, Bollocks, and Alp.

If they so much as post a story link in the thread it's typically hated just because of who they are.

>> No.12869256

>>12869129
>>12869135
What do you people mean by bad writing?
No seriously, help me become a better writer by point out flaws

>> No.12869258

>>12869211
Amazons are portrayed in the canon as monster girls who treat their husbands like trophies or property, even raping them in the village center so everyone can see that you're her's.
How far people want to take that is completely up to interpretation, and can range from one who wants to flaunt her trophy but at the same time views him as more fragile than glass to really just treating you like a thing, complete with abuse and/or negligence.

If you want to show a monster girl in a different light, write about it yourself.
>>12868095
I wrote this earlier about a reverse Beelzebub and while it didn't get much attention, I still enjoyed the process of thinking it up and writing it down.
Just come up with anything dude, write a monster girl how you want to write a monster girl and have fun with it, because that's what this is all about.

>> No.12869259

>>12869243
You're not living your life correctly.

>> No.12869260

>>12869231
Alice. Instead of purest sweetest perma virgin loli, she is a whorish gilf who will ntr you cause your dick can't fill her cavernous vagina.

>> No.12869262

>>12869254
I actually like Alp's stories. It's just that he never finishes them because of his own insecurities.

>> No.12869264

>>12869243
Nah a real shitstorm would be Onis, instead of muscle bound drunks they're fat purists.
THAT'S a shitstorm

>> No.12869265

>>12869231
Lich so i can have some hotblooded ungirl action

>> No.12869272

>>12869254
I'm fine with alp. If only he finished things and stopped clean slatting

>> No.12869273

>>12868768
All but the loli seem like great options to me.

I might like to make a cute teen anubis beg me to follow her schedule, though.

>> No.12869274

>>12869256
Just what I said, nothin' more.
Could benefit from a couple more proofreads to clear up grammar and spelling errors is all.

>> No.12869282

>>12869250
>extremely fragile and valuable
If you look KC wise, the men are regarded as objects.

If you look to historical inspiration, the amazons frequently executed men who were not up to par, or were captured.

>> No.12869288

>>12869258
I guess I agree with you? I mean, I'm almost entirely sure that harming a man in an amazon society would be one of the worst things imaginable, but it gets pretty confusing when you have amazons that are racially themselves but raised in a different society, and like you said, it's still up to interpretation.

>> No.12869290

>>12869250
>it's entirely out of character for something that prizes men as something extremely fragile and valuable to do something like that
It's really not. Muslims do the whole song and dance about women being flowers to be protected and then go on to rape their loli wives to death on their wedding night. It's just a smokescreen.

>> No.12869316

>The deepness of their love is revealed through having repeated intercourse with a man. The way they express love is different depending on various races. Some of them don't refer to their most beloved man as husband at all. There are even races that call them “slave”, “servant,” “food”, etc. , but the fact that they keep a particular man at home and have sex with the same man again and again is itself proof of the strong love they have for the man

>Just like the other monster couples, all of them value their “slaves” even more than they value themselves. It's just that for them, love takes on a different form. The monsters bodies and hearts will have already completely changed, becoming exclusive to their “food” or “slave”, etc. The strong love and desire they direct towards their man is not at all different from that which would be directed at a husband. For them, their “food” or “slave”, etc. is irreplaceable in the same way as a husband

>> No.12869317

>>12869231
Ushi-Oni

Change her from being as aggressive as a Brazilian Wanderer to being as timid as a black widow.

>> No.12869318

>>12869316
They love their man like I love a jug of orange juice-for the contents contained within, not the outside package.

>> No.12869326
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Would you enter a caged wrestling match with an Oni Wrestler called 'Bone Crusher' for a prize of $10 000?

You just need to last at least 5 minutes.

>> No.12869327

>>12869316
Yeah, yeah, whatever. You do realize nobody here gives a shit about the hugboxy trite garbage KC writes? We just use his designs and fundamental concepts. You know, how people were apparently supposed to before KC went turboautist and changed his mind.

>> No.12869329

>>12869317
>Timid as a Black widow
>Can fucking get you on the death bed with one bite
Anon

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>>12869327
I like his hugboxy trite garbage, cretin.

>> No.12869337

>>12869326
Last in what way?

>> No.12869338

>>12869326
holy fuck she's ugly.
I don't think I'd last 30 seconds before vomiting.

>> No.12869341

>>12869327
No, see, KC doesn't mind people taking his designs and coming up with their own ideas based around them.

What he takes issue with is when people try and call their "Headcanon" the 100% only correct way of interpreting things.

Don't get "Muh Headcanon" confused with Canon.

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>>12869327
I'm fine with the hugbox.

>> No.12869344

>>12869337
Both ways.

>> No.12869347

>>12869326
>Last 5 minutes
Sure. Let me just practice my dodging skills

>> No.12869352

>>12868817
Multiple writers yes, different Anubis, I' m afraid no.

>> No.12869356

>>12869317
>>12869329
What about making them as adorable as jumping spiders?

>> No.12869357

>>12869352
Well fine then. In that case, the answer is much simpler.

Cuckold a Non-Canon Shit.

>> No.12869358

>>12868868
Well, you sure convinced me with those hot opinions.

>> No.12869359

>>12869326
>10,000
I'd make it a flaming cage match with no DQ for that kind of money.

>> No.12869361

>>12869356
We got to push Genki jumping spider-chan for Smash

>> No.12869369

>>12869341
Who can blame them when you consider that KC's interpretations are utterly nonsensical, contradictory and manage to suck every ounce of fun out of a fantasy world. There's no danger, no adventure, no challenge, nothing. I don't want grimdark, if you were going to accuse me of that, I just want a setting that's actually interesting. I want there to be monsters that are vicious and sadistic that you absolutely DON'T want to end up with, in addition to the waifu material ones. The more monstrous looking ones would have worked perfectly for that purpose. And that "no killing ever and avoid hurting unless necessary" clause they all operate by is just the most retarded shit ever.

>> No.12869370

>>12869230
>the ultimate in femdom
>This somehow means domestic abuse
The problem is stupid people will believe this then shitpost about it being "right" like every other stupid "threadcanon" interpretation of words.

>> No.12869380

>>12869370
This isnt' threadcannon jackass, or did you not read my post?

Both the DIRECT (kc) and INDIRECT (real life) sources indicate amazons to be the queens of fremdom. And you intend to argue against this?

With what support other than "muh opinions"?

>> No.12869381

>>12869290
nigga not all muslims are like that. This is as annoying as faggots who say that all jesus believers are homophobic intolerant ass holes
>inb4 responded to bait

>> No.12869385

>>12869380
>fremdom
AUTO CORRECT STRIKES AGAIN!

>> No.12869388
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If you had an Arachne for an office boss who molests you on several occasions, how many times could you tell people who want to talk to your that you're 'a little tied up at the moment' before it gets old?

>> No.12869389

>>12869231
Hellhounds. A god that can be trained toi do what you want but will probably not give a shit if you keel over.

>> No.12869391

>>12869369
So because you don't like it noone else is allowed to like it?

>> No.12869394

>>12869260
Nice. We should do this more often.

>> No.12869396

>>12869369
So? Nobody's forcing you to always stick to KC's canon. The issue is when people try and say that their headcanon is the canon, and shoot down other interpretations, or at least get misunderstood as saying that their headcanon must be true for everyone.

Try to have some imagination, remember that one instance does not make something true of all, and try to fucking enjoy yourself without going, "But that's wrong, your headcanon a shit!"

Saying "KC's hugbox is garbage" doesn't help any, and just makes you look like a brainless faggot who can't think for himself without forcing all others to think the same.

>> No.12869397

>>12869391
I'm just saying that anyone who can actually enjoy KC's crap probably has some kind of mental issues or has absolutely no experience with fantasy worlds that are actually entertaining.

>> No.12869399

>>12869394
Cuck pls go.

>> No.12869400

>>12869380
The person you were replying to was taking issue with Amazon's "femdom" amounting to the same old stupid domestic abuse shit, not actual femdom. I shouldn't have to explain this shit twice.

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>>12869397

>> No.12869406

>>12869388
I would punch her and get fired. Unless she grew to like it, then I'd abuse her whenever she got handsy. As for fucking her, some hired hobos will do.

>> No.12869407

>>12869388
I think I'd just quit and go work somewhere less shit
>>12869400
I have no reason to believe amazon's femdom is limited to being on top. Again, both KC and actual history point to domestic abuse being both common and ENCOURAGED.

>> No.12869408

>>12869396
>>12869402
Well sorry if KC's LOVE AND SMILES AND HAPPY FEELINGS :D just utterly numbs any creative spirit one may have.

>> No.12869412 [DELETED] 

>>12869231
Either Hellhound or Ushi-Oni and make them submissive. I want femdomfags' tears.

>> No.12869413

>>12869357
How can it be cuckold when they were not together, just childhood friends.

>> No.12869415

>>12869408
Well then that's your problem faggot.

Go read a book or something. Something to try and learn how to be happy and creative.

>> No.12869416

>>12869397
>>12869408
Or maybe they do not seek the same thing from KC as you, not everything has to be a goddamn RPG.
Noone forces anyone to strictly, 100% adhere to KCs canon and I can think of literally no writefag story to ever have come out of this thread that did.
Also you write like an asshole

>> No.12869417

>>12869399
>cuck

Only if you care about her, otherwise she's just some warm hole you happened to brush against once. If you have a problem with this, take it up with >>12869231 not me.

>> No.12869418

>>12869412
> Hellhound or Ushi-Oni
Sour grapes, maledomfag?

>> No.12869420

>>12869413
Fine then. If you want to get technical.

Gangbang a Non-Canon Shit.
Childhood Friends Hook-up True Route.

>> No.12869422

>>12869264
So they become tumblr fatties?

>> No.12869424

>>12869400
Forcing sex with your spouse when they don't want it, making them engage in fetishes/kinks(like exhibition), dictating and controlling their actions and life style.... these are all forms of domestic abuse. You don't have to bust your partner's eye for it to be abuse ya know.

>> No.12869429

>>12869420
But gangband are canon in MGE, doppelganger potions, but still. Also, something about how the world guide is written, about how MGs know which man the want to marry, or how they assault any guy they come across, lends itself to them being sluts. They see a guy out and about, rape him, but they don't necessarily like him, so they let him go. Then, they just happen to fuck the guy who suits their taste and they husband him, and THEN they never cheat. Nothing says a MG can't entice some men to fuck all her holes at once before getting married.

>> No.12869433

>>12869388
>"So you see the game last night?"
>"Yeah, can we even call it a 'game'?"
>"Hey, Rapeball's the city's sport Anon, might as well get used to it."
>"It was just one hour of men running and getting raped by Monster Girls."
>"Come on, there's more to it than that, sometimes they take the ball and the- Boss."
>You both go back to your computers and go back to doing actual work.
>You can here your boss saunter a bit closer, suspended by her long, ebony spider legs.
"Anon~"
>She whispers in your ear.
"You're a bit behind on your quarterly report aren't you?~"
>"S-sorry. I'm working on it. Nearly finished."
"Nearly finished. What?"
>"Nearly finished, um... Mistress."
>She lets out a slight chuckle and a grin.
"Good. Employee assessment is coming up soon Anon. I don't think I need to remind you that we don't exactly 'spare the rod, spoil the child' around here."
"It's take more than just a warning to put someone on the right track. Wouldn't you say?"
>She's standing behind you, with her hand squeezing your crotch lightly.
"You need to be physical sometimes~"
>She releases her grip and moves away from your cubicle.
>You relax and let out a sigh, while your neighbor smiles and gives you a thumbs up.
>Goddammit Jim.

>> No.12869435

>>12869429
I meant non-canon in the specific instance of that one greentext going two different ways.

>> No.12869439

>>12869407
>KC's amazons commonly practice domestic abuse
>>12869327
>KC writes hugboxy trite garbage

What is going on

>> No.12869442

>>12869424

>Forcing sex with your spouse when they don't want it

Bystander here. Being single and getting raped by a monstergirl isn't really any different, so Amazons can't really be the only ones to be blamed for things like that. Just...saying.

>> No.12869445

>>12869435
>12869418
Oh. Well, good day to you.

>> No.12869446

>>12869407
Domestic abuse isn't femdom, dominance or fetish by any definition of the word you stupid fuck. That was the point. Stupid people will actually believe this shit and foster a lower level of dialogue with autistic shitposting regardless of what monster girl it's about because it's what other people say so it must be right.

>> No.12869448

>>12869429
Nope, the first guy a monster girl has sex with is the one she immediately deeply falls in love with, canonically. It's literally monogamy magic because the monster lord designed them to react to men's spirit energy that way.

>> No.12869450

>>12869433
Jim's a true bro.
>>12869439
They dislike KC to the extent they're actually contradicting themselves.

>> No.12869453

>>12869442

Of course it is, one's getting V'd by some stranger you don't even love, the other is getting forcefully V'd by someone who claims to love you and does whatever she wants to you anyway.

>> No.12869454

>>12869448
The guy is right. Wrong for the particular instance being discussed, but right overall.

Baphomets are a particular instance of ravaging most any guy they beat the shit out of, only falling in love with one who actually puts up a good fight.

>> No.12869457

>>12869448
I disagree, but I'm pretty drunk right now and I'm not gonna lose my buzz to placate you.

>> No.12869459

>>12869272
>>12869262

You can't deny the other three aren't the worst writers in the thread, though.

- Nega self advertises more than Kim Kardashian
- Bob is Bob (Whatever that entails)
- Bollocks uses the same synonyms over and over and tries to pass itself off as anything but fanny flustered pond scum

>> No.12869463

>>12869402
Ironically, KC's rainbow fetish sandbox is made specifically for people with no imagination or self-confidence.
>Here is a personified fetish
>Here is an incubus handwave to any insecurity you may have

I mean I don't hate it, it's there for what it's there for, but this seems silly.

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>>12869448
*by looking for and explaining the citations passages I'm talking about.

Oh look, images are back.

>> No.12869474

>>12869453

As opposed to monstergirls who brainwash/poison you with all kinds of shit so you'll have sex with them wether you like it or not? Very few are truly innocent in KC's canon if you think about it.

But let's not limit our imagination to others' silly canons, I for one replaced KC's with my own, where cuddly, non abusive Amazons can exist, contrasting with the "traditional" ones.

>> No.12869475

>>12869433
I hate it allready
Truly spiders a shit.
>>12869439
I'm not involved with that one guy. You can think whatever you want about him. I don't think KC is a hugbox at all. It COULD be, but then again, it contradicts itself. I choose to base my thoughts solely on the encyclopedia pages.
>>12869446
>Domestic abuse isn't femdom, dominance or fetish by any definition of the word you stupid fuck
Did I ever say it was? I said amazons love their femdom, and their domestic abuse.

>> No.12869480

>>12869457
This man has his priorities straight. What ya drinking, anon?

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>>12869475
>Truly spiders a shit.

Sounds like someone needs re-education.

>> No.12869489

>>12869473
>Oh look, images are back.
Yes they are, and god damn it I thought I was in the Nanoha thread for a second.

I need to get through Dog Days at some point, seems really fun.

>> No.12869491

>>12869463
Put that way, it makes me feel even more insecure

>No confidence
>Don't worry. MG is here to wash it all away by warping you their ideal instead of accepting you for who you are.

>> No.12869492

>>12869480
Vodka mixed with Sangria. No I'm not Russian nor Spanish.

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>>12869474

Kikimoras are plenty innocent.

>> No.12869500

>>12869489
I didn't like Dog Days at first because it seemed like a low risk story. I ended up forcing myself to watch it and it was better than I thought. Not amazing by any means but it was at least good. If there weren't monster girls in it, no matter how vanilla they are, I probably wouldn't have watched it. Regardless I'm excited for season 3.

>> No.12869502

>>12869485
Im so glad pesticides exist.

>> No.12869506

>>12869474
And how many girls do that? Bubble slime, oomukade, girtablilu, manticore, matango, alraune, baphomet, familiar, mothman. This is someone who has made you her "husband" and uses you as she pleases. She's no better than a dark elf.

>> No.12869508

>>12869497

That's why I said "very few are truly innocent".

>> No.12869510

>>12869492
Meh. You don't have to be of a certain ethnicity to enjoy the world's fares.

>> No.12869511

>>12869264
I'd a strongfat oni

>> No.12869512

>>12869485
I am happy I am so afraid of spiders, if one tried to rape me I'd have a heart attack and die.

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>>12869511
Me too.

>> No.12869514

>>12869506

>This is someone who has made you her "husband" and uses you as she pleases

Manticore, Hellhound, Ushi-Oni, werewolf (unless you overwhelm her in battle), ogre (same as werewolf), Hornet, Wurm, and so on.

Following that logic, most monstergirls are no better than a dark elf, but that's fucking stupid, and that's why we usually disregard KC's canon.

>> No.12869516

>>12869510
Anons like to assume.

Which monstergirl would be best for drunk, sloppy sex?

>inb4 oni

>> No.12869522

>>12869512
Hopefully.

Otherwise you'll be held hostage deep inside some abandoned house. Tied up while your latest daughteru hatchlings scurry over you.

You would lose track of time, and begin to forget what the outside world looks like.

>> No.12869524

>>12869516

Centaur because drunken horsepussy is best horsepussy

>> No.12869527

>>12869254

Bob likes trolling the threads with unpopular subject matters like futa, and Negawalker had a massive ego for such an average writer, never finished his stories and constantly started new ones based on ideas taken from the threads. They both brought the hate on themselves.

Alp is ok if a little insecure, and I never understood all the hate for Bollocks.

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>>12869513
What if Oni spanking

>> No.12869532

>>12869516
Red or Regular Oni.

Not Blue Oni, they are lame and boring.

>> No.12869537

>>12869514
>Werewolf
>ogre
If you're a bitch.
>Wurm
What?

And anon, it's clear you're property with those others ones, the point of contrition is painting them as loving wives when their methods clearly go against that.

>> No.12869540

>>12869250

That's what I liked about Parkedbuggy's Amazon story, they were actually gentle towards captured men and wanted them to be safe. The refused to release them simply because they thought human civilization was cruel and batshit insane for making weak little men fight and work. Too bad he had to go and vanish right after writing chapter one.

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>>12869491
Kind of, but it's there precisely because people are that insecure and apathetic enough to think they shouldn't be fapping to super-sexy monsters because they can't satisfy them. Like http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Incubus was posted earlier, which mostly just gathers the info into an easier to read place, but "Incubus" always struck me as just a meta mechanic to wipe your out of character insecurities than any really involved in character mechanic.

Then you remember "in character" exists for erotic fantasies and sexual stories so sure it does.

>>12869500
Yeah, I don't know if it was for being low risk but it didn't stick with me at first, but seems it does do a lot of fun things, and Tsuzuki design.
>Meanwhile image in Nanoha thread
It can't be helped. Or escaped.

>> No.12869544

>>12869522
You don't need anything other than your teeth to kill yourself you know.

>> No.12869545

>>12869527
I wonder if people had simply told Bob they didn't like futa, or asked him to keep it out of stuff he makes for the thread, instead of going fucking ballistic over something they don't like on the internet, if he'd have actually not made more futa.

>> No.12869552

>>12869254
>alp

WHAT.

>> No.12869556

>>12869459

In all fairness to Nega he hasn't been around in months. Not that all those stories were ever going to get a part two anyway, he would carry on with his usual flavor of the month stuff.

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>>12869532

>Blue Oni
>The Oni equivalent of Kneesocks
>Boring at all

But that's against the RULES OF NATURE

>> No.12869565

>>12869545
We asked him to stop with the futa stuff. He spammed it instead, same with manticore, he deserves every once of hate he gets.

>> No.12869567

>>12869545
>I wonder if people had simply told Bob
It was made very clear it would be a stupid idea that offended and alienated in a situation where lack of would not legitimately offend anyone.

Did it anyway.

>> No.12869571

>>12869561
What the fuck am I looking at?

>> No.12869573

>>12869565
I don't recall the majority asking. I recall the majority sperging the fuck out. Which, I mean, it's 4chan. It's to be expected. But still.

>> No.12869577

>>12869556
I liked nega, despite his attention whoring, if only he didn't decide to push pseudopenis we would have been fine. But, faggots can't be reasoned with.

>> No.12869579

>>12869561
Kneesocks would never have drunk sloppy sex.

I would have to go to a bathhouse with several bottles of sake. Make a few Oni friends and have sweaty Oni sex in the changing room or in the outdoor springs.

>> No.12869586

>>12869579
Sex in water is always better. Especially warm to hot water. It's a sensual delight.

>> No.12869589

>>12869527

>NegaWalkers ego
I remember one thread where he claimed to be on or above Captain's level. I mean holy shit that was arrogant.

>> No.12869590

>>12869573
We did, we asked him to write something else, he refused. Since it was pastebin stuff, nothing major happened, he just fell in popularity. But then he started with the manticore image spam, Then he revealed clare as a futa and we all know how that went. He wrote some like 2 stories while he updated chesicore and he and others kept up the manticore spam, along with the futa trolling. Then it became full on hatred.

>> No.12869591

>>12869579
>>12869586
Mah niggas.

Hot Springs Vacation the best fantasy.

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>>12869571

An Eldritch Abomination-chan

>>12869579
>>12869586
>>12869591

>Be the only man in the steamhouse with several Onis
>"Oho... looks like they sent us an hors d'ouvre with our drinks, how lovely"
>"Where do you think you're going?"
>"Oh! He's so shy! How cute! Come on, come on! Get naked! There's nothing wrong with enjoying a little skinship is there?"
>"Look girls, he's still trying to cover up, so bashful!"
>"Ufufu, it seems you need some stimulation, don't worry. We'll love you lots tonight. We'll ROCK THE HOUSE"

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>>12869589
I miss Captain.

>> No.12869611

>>12869600
I'd let them rock my socks if you know what I mean.

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>Bone Crusher

You had one god damn job anon. JUST ONE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=691qO96VRVw

>> No.12869618

>>12869614
That was for >>12869326

>> No.12869621

>>12869603
He's a family man now Anon.
And I wish the best for that Canuck.

>> No.12869627

>>12869590
Bob somehow has his own /d/efense force, and 2 drawfags on his side.

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>>12868768
Anubis.
i want to go awol, make her worried and give her something sweet when i get back.
would pinch her cheeks when she goes all tsun on me

>> No.12869635

>>12869627
>2 drawfags
less and who?

>> No.12869638

>>12869635
Mithril.

>> No.12869640

>>12869627
Probably because he's still a good writer even if he "likes what you don't like".

>> No.12869644

>>12869627

Heaven forbid one of them be a friend of his

>> No.12869646

>>12869640
His writing in matters of technique is decent enough that's true
Problem is that he's such an insufferable cunt

>> No.12869647

>>12869621
What's so great about kids anyway? You won't live on through them, once you die, that's it.

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>>12869647
>he doesn't know how to transfer his essence into his offspring so he can live forever

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>>12869640
>good writer
He's actually rather inconsistent.

Which holds true when monsterboys are thing in his setting, while Monster Girl City is still called Monster Girl City for whatever reason. Or how Leona goes from a yandere to a sub again.
Also, why the fuck didn't Leona and her "lover" utilize safe words? Isn't that among the many important parts of a stable BDSM relationship?

>> No.12869662

>>12869647
"Life isn't just about passing on your genes. We can leave behind much more than just DNA. Through speech, music, literature and movies...what we've seen, heard, felt...anger, joy and sorrow...these are the things I will pass on. That's what I live for. We need to pass the torch, and let our children read our messy and sad history by its light.We have all the magic of the digital age to do that with. The human race will probably come to an end some time, and new species may rule over this planet. Earth may not be forever, but we still have the responsibility to leave what traces of life we can. Building the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing."-Solid Snake. Kids are overrated.

>> No.12869663

>>12869396
>So? Nobody's forcing you to always stick to KC's canon.

The aggressive shitposting against deviation from canon (cheating dragon waifu, gentle Amazon, etc) seems to suggest otherwise.

>> No.12869664

>>12869655
IT WAS ME SON!
I WAS THE ONE WHO STOLE YOUR ESSENCE!
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!!

..That could be taken out of context.

>> No.12869670

>>12869655
>Mage constantly has children in order to live forever
>Has lasted several generations successfully like this
>Latest generation has nothing but daughters
>Really sick, have to transfer soon
>GettinTooOldForThisShit.png

This is where Lich Monster Girls come from. Granted I'm sure half you anons would jump at the ability to do this.

>> No.12869672

>>12869663
Yeah, well, power through.

Not all deviations will be readily or at all accepted. Grow a spine in such cases, don't just shout, "Yeah, well, you a shit too!" it solves nothing.

Cheating Dragon is a total shit though. I still want to see where JAWF's story goes though.

>> No.12869674

>>12869660
>anyone here, especially Bob, knowing things about relationships
doubtful at best. Bob has probably never had sex, much less a relationship. Probably just dildos his ass all day in between shitposting and "writing".

>> No.12869675

>>12869670

I'm pretty sure almost all anons would jump at the chance for literal immortality even if it meant giving up having a D. Particularly if it's a smoking hot body to boot.

>> No.12869678

>>12869670
>>12869675
I want to be a Loli Lich.

>> No.12869679

>>12869660

Depends on the level of BDSM involved. If we're talking about hardcore shit like body contortions and whipping/hard femdom then yes, safe words are involved.

If she's just using harsh words it isn't really essential. The best kind of doms are the ones who make you wear the gimp mask with the zipper across the mouth.

>> No.12869682

>>12869670
>A way to transfer your essence into either someone else, overpowering their will and essentially killing/removing their essence and replacing it with yours, or creating clones of yourself and transferring your essence into them once every 100 years
Hey, if I had to search the galaxy for a Holocron for the information of essence transfer and basically immortality, I'd fucking do it. No one will get this reference.

>> No.12869686

>>12869660
>monsterboys are thing in his setting
>goes from a yandere to a sub again
This guy is such a faggot holy shit.

>> No.12869687

>>12869682

Isn't that the shit that Darth Plageius did?

>> No.12869694

>>12869682
Star Wars Expanded Universe?

>> No.12869695

>>12869687
Close, sort of, it's the shit Darth Bane attempted before he essentially failed due to Zannah's will. Also, the Holocron got into the hands of a smug Dark Jedi

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>>12869695
>Darth Bane

>> No.12869703

>>12869695

>Darth Bane

Wasn't he the guy who had a harem of what would be Khepris parasitically attached to him as armor who started the whole bullshit of One Master, One Student?

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>>12869675
>if it meant giving up having a D.

You fucking alp.

>> No.12869711

>>12869703
Basically. He was invincible, but at at price because of all the acid. and yes, he began the Rule of Two
And before you ask why he got rid of it, because a) zannah was a fucking shit fuck, b) it was "killing" him, and c) he torched himself
But this isn't MG related so let's cut it here

>> No.12869722

>>12869706
I would rather be alive in a woman's body than dead with a dick. And I can always transfer out again later. Probably.

>> No.12869736

>>12869722
I hope you become a living toilet you misguided fool.

>> No.12869752

>>12869736
I'd still be alive while you lie in oblivion.

>> No.12869757

>>12869752
I'll be a man and you'll always be an alp.
Implying I can't come back from death with sheer manliness. You have failed every man in your bloodline.

>> No.12869768

>>12869675

>I'm pretty sure almost all anons would jump at the chance for literal immortality even if it meant giving up having a D.

>Giving up what makes you a man for immortality

>Immortality
>Being a good thing
>Ever

You have no idea how wrong you are.

>> No.12869770

>>12869757
>Implying I can't come back from death with sheer manliness.
Well you're posting on 4chan.

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>>12869752
Eternity exists through your progeny, idiot.

>> No.12869777

>>12869768
The only downfall to immortality is the fact that everyone you love dies
Unless you're with a Vampire, or a Dragon, or any long living MG, which in that case, you're set

>> No.12869780

>>12869773
They're not me. I can't experience what they do. That doesn't keep me alive in any fashion. Just gives one, maybe two generations of people to tell small stories about me. That's not eternity.

>> No.12869781

>yandere captures her lover
>has a night of brutal rape
>imprisons lover
>finally happy
>nothing changes even with her lover by her side
>her beloved doesnt love her
>still depressed
>life doesnt magically get better
>begins to question her entire life thinking that when her fated one is with her her life would get better
>gets even more depressed
>beloved kills himself
>transformed from yandere to yangire
>angry at the world

continue?

>> No.12869783

>>12869773
Go tell that to >>12869647 that started the whole thing off.

>> No.12869788

>>12869777
>The only downfall to immortality is the fact that everyone you love dies

Immortality doesn't mean you won't feel pain. You'll be there when humanity clogs the atmosphere with impurities and all kinds of shit, making it difficult to breathe.

You'll be there when icebergs melt and shit gets flooded.

You'll be there when we run out of natural resources and a massive world war breaks out over its scarcity.

You'll be there when the Sun turns into a supernova and takes our planet with it, leaving you floating in the nothingness of space with severe burns all over your skin and no oxygen to breathe.

For. All. Eternity.

>> No.12869790

>>12869781
Only if she kills herself soon.

>> No.12869791

>>12869781
Needs more meat. Like character interactions and motivations.

>> No.12869793

>>12869781
Nah.

>> No.12869797

>go to 4+4chan's /monster/ board
>board owner starts blogging about his facebook
>call his board useless
>calls me an autistic neet and bans me while threatening to "find my IP" or something

I hate all of you but it's better than any alternative

>> No.12869798

>>12869790
healing or MORE SUFFERING?

>> No.12869799

>>12869770
>implying only nerdy weakshits come here

>> No.12869800

>>12869788
Well, I mean, you're not necessarily immortal. We're talking body transfer, not God status

>> No.12869804

>>12869799
Silly, anon. This is /jp/, not /fit/.

>> No.12869806

>>12869798
I unno. Either she instantly brains herself or healing.

>> No.12869810

>>12869804
And we used to be /a/ and /v/ as fuck. Both may be faggots but you can't deny there's more than stereotypical nerds there.

>> No.12869811

>>12869800

Body transfer? As in beborn everytime you die?

Dying isn't exactly a good experience, much less when you're fated to go through it over and over forever.

Not to mention that you'll still be there to experience all those things I listed in my previous post AND feel all the emotional pain you can get from losing loved ones during your endless lifetimes over and over again with each resurrection. Forever.

So, no, immortality is shitty no matter how you look at it.

>> No.12869812

>>12869806
brains herself?

>> No.12869815

>>12869797
Don't be buttmad here over an entirely different board, please.

>> No.12869816

>>12869799
>being a normalshit

>> No.12869817

>>12869812
>this nigga don't know what "brains" means
"brains" is a slang verb that means "suicide" when in context.

>> No.12869818

>>12869797
I don't understand how they're relevant here.

>> No.12869821

>>12869781
This is a basic framework on what Im thinking of writing. Momentarily namefagging to see recption

>> No.12869822

>>12869811
No no, you misunderstand. I meant essence transfer. Body leaping. you don't necessarily have to be near death, though it would probably be the best time to use it. you know, like if you were, say, an old man, hitting your 90's or something. your Dragon wife looks a day over 23 while you are an old man. You could transfer your essence into another body, basically somewhat immortality but not really

>> No.12869825
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>>12869816
>being proud of being defective/useless

>> No.12869826

Welp, 45 minutes without a post, so time to pull something desperate: a game.

Congratulations! You've managed to garner the attention of a medium-level yandere stalker*. How do her powers help thwart female rivals or abolish any privacy you may have?

* (Breaks into your house, installs remote video cameras everywhere, sniffs your underwear, watches you sleep, etc.)

Find out who's stalking you:
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Lightning Round: If you land on a page that's *not* a monster race profile, then prepare to evacuate your bowels! Because the next monster profile you roll on is a heavy yandere! She now uses her powers to assassinate female suitors, and either intimidate you into being a slave or trying you up in her basement. Will her powers make it possible do this un-noticed before the authorities catch on?

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>>12869825
>caring
We're all going to die soon anon, whats the point of waiting your time getting /fit/

>> No.12869831

>>12869826

>Welp, 45 minutes without a post

Set the thread on auto update, mang.

>> No.12869832

>>12869826
>merrow
fuckin fishy bitch can't even get out of the water!

>> No.12869835

>>12869826
>Got the Encyclopaedia off the bat
Guess I'm doing lightning round
>Thunderbird
This was a mistake!

>> No.12869836

>>12869826
>cheshire cat
she doesn't even need the cameras

>> No.12869838

>>12869826
>Heavy Yandere Merrow

She always manages to find me...somehow.

>> No.12869844

>>12869826
>Heavy yandere ignis.
People burning to death will not go unnoticed. Hopefully the police will link it to her before it's too late.

>> No.12869845

>>12869826
>Prisoner fruit
Roll again
>Dark Elf
Hold onto your butts.

>> No.12869847
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>>12869830
>excuses
>bitching endlessly about unhappiness while doing nothing to improve your situation

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>>12869826
>Chief God

>> No.12869849

>>12869816
I dunno if we can really call an anon that says he'll come back from death with sheer manliness a normalfag and not a hilarious chuuni, since this whole threat to masculinity bit has been continued past the initial joke.

>>12869826
>45 minutes
What the fuck are you filtering?

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>>12869826
>First role: Books
>Second role: Lamia
Heavy yandere Lamia? I can deal. I know that they'd be less strict than say, an Apophis or Shirohebi.

>> No.12869855

>>12869826
Land on Prisoner Fruit. Oh god.

Land on Devil Gem. Are we doubling the effect now?

Land on Hellhound. For Christ's sake. Am I even going to survive this?

>> No.12869859

>>12869826
>Heavy Yandere Matango

I'm gonna need six guns for this.

>> No.12869861

>>12869826
>obsessive/possessive dragon
>rivals

Fuck this life.

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>>12868062
She'd better hurry. The Roomba is getting help.

>Robots can now learn to cook just like you do: by watching YouTube videos
>http://venturebeat.com/2015/01/02/robots-can-now-learn-to-cook-just-like-you-do-by-watching-youtube-videos/

>>>/m/11913307

The article is posted on /m/ to avoid the botnet.

>> No.12869872

>>12869866
>Learning how to cook by watching videos
they're getting too advanced. We need to halt the creation of robots

>> No.12869875

>>12869872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ft6gNYh0Xk

You don't want a tiny robot waifu?

>> No.12869876

>>12869826

>Golem

that's quite the interesting choice.

>> No.12869877

>>12869875
Well, I mean, sure, even though I don't even drink coffee
But Skynet!

>> No.12869881

>>12869826
Heavy Yandere Slime.
I might as well just run a bath and let it happen. No way I can seal off my home well enough to prevent any liquid from dripping inside. I guess any chances of a relationship that expands beyond sex is gone now.

But on the plus side: full body massages and stimulation.

>> No.12869883

>>12869826
>Sylph
She's a wind spirit, she just stays near me at all times.

>> No.12869886

>>12869826
Rolled Hellhound first try, I feel lucky

>> No.12869887

>>12869872
I want my own Neuro-AI pet like the ones they role out in the time MGR takes place.

>> No.12869889

>>12869875

>You'll never have a tiny robot daughteru that rides on your head as you carry her around everywhere you go

>> No.12869890

>>12869826
>Yandere Yeti
Meh.

>> No.12869893

>>12869890
She'll just tear up all your pillows and blankets. More annoying then scary.

>> No.12869894

>>12869872
Russia is currently testing terminators.
http://www.themoscowtimes.com/news/article/russian-battle-robots-near-testing-for-military-use/514038.html

Once they start to learn, it's game over man.

>> No.12869896

>>12869894
Then again, it is Russian technology.

>> No.12869898

>>12869826
I got Zipangu
I am so screwed, they are all after me!
this leaves me to pick, ryu, shirohebi, inari or Jurougumo

>> No.12869899

>>12869893
God that sounds horrible.

>> No.12869900

>>12869883
>You think you've managed to avoid her by closing all the windows, bolting all the doors, and creating any air flow from the outside merely impossible.
>Bad idea, yes, but effective
>Too bad she was already inside

>> No.12869906

>>12869899
It's not so bad, you just have to cuddle with her, and only her.

>> No.12869908

>>12869883
>>12869900

At least it's not heavy yandere. You can't hurricane-proof the inside of buildings.

>> No.12869910

>>12869894
How soon until we see Slav-squatting Robutts in track-suits?

>> No.12869912

>>12869826
>Scylla
I'm not exactly sure on my situation.

>> No.12869917

>>12869912
Don't go fishing and stay away from beaches. Problem solved
Or so you think

>> No.12869919

>>12869906
But I roll around in my sleep!

What if I start hugging my blanket while facing away from her?

>> No.12869921

>>12869906
But I need at least one pillow for my head.

>> No.12869923

>>12869910
>slav squatting Jinkos and grizzly girls in adidas track suits while smoking
YES

>> No.12869925

>>12869919
>Hugging your blanket
>While facing away from her
>AWAY FROM HER
Make sure you record what happens. I've got a bag of unused popcorn here

>> No.12869928

>>12869900
>>12869908
You know that feeling where you feel like someone's watching you? Yeah, I imagine it'd be sorta like that, only someone actually IS watching you. And touching herself.
All the time.

>> No.12869934

>Yandere sylphs
Suffocating potential competition by literally dragging the air out of their lungs

>Yandere slimegirls
Making sure their husband never leaves by wrapping around him like a symbiote suit and bonding to his skin

Yandere monstergirls are scary. I pine for more of them.

>> No.12869936

>>12869923
>smoking
Why would they do that to themselves? Unless MAMONO MANA makes it to where smoking has no negative effects on the body.

>> No.12869938

>>12869928
Disgustingly cute

>> No.12869939

>>12869928
You know, in hindsight, Ghosts and Sylph's would get along really well, especially if they're both voyeurs

>> No.12869940

You people with your yandere problems.

Back in my day, we gave them one across the face.

Damn feminine generation..

>> No.12869941

>>12869919
She'll hug you nice and tight so you can't get away.

>>12869921
She'll be her pillow. She's nice and plush just for you.

>> No.12869945

>>12869941
>She'll be her pillow. She's nice and plush just for you
But if I use her as pillow for my head I can't hug her!

>> No.12869946

>>12869934
Fearboners are truly the best boners.

>> No.12869948

>>12869934
>Wearing your Slimgirl as a symbiote suit
>Her yandere nature makes you a slight short fuse, makes you defensive near other woman and girls, makes you easily jealous, and somehow makes you very thirsty

>> No.12869949

>>12869945
She did'nt think it through very well. IF you ask nicely, I'm sure she'll allow you one pillow, as long s it's not too nice.

>> No.12869951

>>12869826
>First Roll
>KC Q&A
Welp, Lightning Round time. What's the worst that could happe-
>Dragon
I accept my fate as a Dragon's Treasure-Trove Slave.

>> No.12869953

>>12869928
>Smug, teasy Cheshire.
>Actually has a schlick-cave consisting of photos she took of her lover, while inside his house.
Cheshires would be the most versatile and unpredictable yanderes.

>> No.12869954

>>12869949
But what if anon needs a good pillow so he can sleep at night?

Will she shave some of her fluff and make a pillow out if it?

>> No.12869955

>>12869826
W-what happens if I had to go to a third roll? And it was a Beelzebub?

>> No.12869956

>>12869826
Reminds me of my medium yandere jinko greentexts.

Shenanigans include, but are not limited too,

underwear theft
stealing cardboard boxes to make houses with
hiding on top of various furniture items
sniffing soiled undergarments
sniffing shoes
collecting used condoms, tagged with date and age and placed in a breifcase
Making candles that emulate husband's scent
Keeping a picture of husband and her fucking like rabbits instead of the normal photo of a loved one
purchase of an inflatable, life sized sex doll of husband with build in dildo

Medium yandere jinkos are pretty nasty sometimes.

>> No.12869958

>>12869940
B-But anon, yandere is olev......
YANDERE A BEST

>> No.12869959

>>12869940
Watch it gramps.

>> No.12869960

>>12869953
I think Cheshire's could be the greatest yanderes just because of how batshit insane they are and invisibility
Shirohebi go to Cheshire's for pointers on how to yandere

>> No.12869961

>>12869955
The Zerg happens.

>> No.12869962

>>12869940
plottwist:
he's talking about bukkakes

>> No.12869963

>>12869826
>Familiar
>"Nah fuck that, reroll"
>Familiar

Son of a bitch.

>> No.12869966

>>12869921
Use a pillow and blanket stuffed/made with her fur.

>> No.12869968

>>12869961
Eh? The fuck does that mean?

>> No.12869969

>>12869963
Familiar is fine.

>> No.12869970

>>12869954
>Will she shave some of her fluff and make a pillow out if it?

All her excess fluff will go into making pillows, blankets and PJs for her lover.. She wouldn't have it any other way.

>> No.12869971

>>12869963
>He thinks he can escape the Familiar by rerolling
Don't you understand? Once you roll, that's it. It's set in stone, placed in the timeline, part of the universal spectrum, a piece of the anti-life equation, part of space-time itself.

>> No.12869972

>>12869826
>a game
What is this, /tg/? Well it's not as disruptive as a CYOA and can get discussion going sometimes at least.

>> No.12869973

>>12869968
Seriously?

>> No.12869975

>>12869958
>Not getting a yandere to follow your orders.
>Not insinuating that her love is fake if she doesn't.

Buncha plebs, all of you.

>> No.12869978

>>12869969
>>12869971
But anon, Familiars scare me.

I don't want to fuck the loli, only give her headpats.

>> No.12869979

>>12869972
Nigga how new are you?

>> No.12869981

>>12869972
At least it's remotely on topic. When he said "45 minutes since the last post" he must have meant MG-related post... because it's mostly off-topic ethics about immortality with only a few rare MG-related posts sprinkled in.

>> No.12869983

>>12869975
Yeah as I said yandere is olev

>> No.12869988

>>12869826
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monsters

I know I should roll again, but shit. Am I fucked? Imagine trying to maintain a harem of yanderes. And they all have monstrous power and quirks.

>> No.12869989

>>12869978
It's okay anon. She'll fuck you until you're ready.

>> No.12869990

>>12869978
I know how you feel. I, too, do not wish to fuck the loli
BUT TOUGH SHIT

>> No.12869991

>>12869978
What if she eats that Ara Ara cake from Wonderland so you'll love her?

>> No.12869992

>>12869983
As long as you understand..

>> No.12869993

Which would you prefer? A Dragonfu or a Kitsune waifu?
You can only choose one of them, and only one, and the one you don't pick is raped, mind broken, and has her innards eaten out by a demon girl with a anaconda sized snake penis

>> No.12869994

>>12869960

>Making me imagine a crazed Trish with a knife saying "I'll have a good ending if I have to carve it out myself."

This pleases me.

>> No.12869995

>>12869917
Well, now that I think about it, if they are flexible as an actual octopus, I should probably worry.

>> No.12869996

>>12869993
Eh. Kistunes are tricky. I'm sure she'll figure something out. Dragon waifu, please.

>> No.12869997

>>12869993
Can I pick neither and save them both?

>> No.12869998

>>12869993
>spoiler
What is this, Saw?

>> No.12869999

>>12869993
I use magic to clone myself and pick both of them.
Then I kill the demon girl.
Fuck your /d/ tier bullshit.

>> No.12870001

>>12869993
...I'm almost ashamed to say it after reading that spoiler, but, Dragonfu.

I'm such a slut for Dragons, I just can't resist their allure at all.

>> No.12870003

>>12869989
>>12869990
N-no please, no dicking, only headpats

>>12869991
I'd think about it

>> No.12870007

>>12869997
You have to become a hero of justice to do so.

>> No.12870008

>>12869991
See, the problem is that sometimes those de-lolification cakes
A)could come from nasty old hobos who sell them to purchase rubbing alcohol
B)can result in you being locked up in prison and eventually killed during a riot
*insert de-lolification cake greentext here*

>> No.12870009

>>12869993
I pick neither so they stay safe and I go for another girl

>inb4 both die

>> No.12870010

>>12869993
>spoiler

Fuck off, you know why.

>> No.12870011

>>12869994
It might just come to pass yet.

>> No.12870012

>>12869995
>a full grown, 5'5 Scylla sliding her way out of your bathtub facet
What an amusing picture

>> No.12870013

>>12869993
Are you kidding? I would help the demon girl mindbreak the dragon if that got me a kitsune waifu.

>> No.12870014

>>12869993
Dragon. As much as I like fluffy, I godda be loyal.

>> No.12870016

>>12869973
Were you making a Starcraft reference? That's all I could think of, and it still doesn't help the context of your sentence.

>> No.12870017
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12870017

>>12869971
>Anti-life equation

>> No.12870020
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12870020

>>12869960
>"Hora hora~, do you prefer the likes of some of some scaly-assed harlot over me? I feel that I must punish that conversion of yours~.
>>12869994
That actually seems somewhat likely.

>> No.12870022

>>12870017
This guy gets it

>> No.12870023

>>12870007
I see no downside.
>>12869993
It really depends on their personality. I'm equally fond of kitsunes and dragons, so it comes down to something more personal.
>>12870008
And then of course your wife slits her wrists.

>> No.12870026

>>12869826
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Enishi_Isami
>yandere succubus that's in the Kendo club
jesus, I am fucked.

>> No.12870028

>>12869999
Truly, the truth.

>> No.12870029
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>>12870022
Damn skippy.

>> No.12870030

>>12870017
Where's the rest of this?

>> No.12870036

>>12870030
I believe Monorus is still working on it.

>> No.12870038

>>12870026
You better start investing in those self defence classes. If she asks, just say you wanted to learn how she fights. She'll be so flustered, she'd say you could've just asked her to teach you
Then, go in for the kill. Have her teach you everything, EVERYTHING, in MMA and kendo. Then, once you're the Bruce Lee Jakie Chan Kiddo of the MGverse, make a wager

>> No.12870041

>>12870010
Not so much /d/ so much as mAlicesoft

>> No.12870046

>>12869826
>Ushi-Oni
I'm fucked

>> No.12870051

>>12870038
I'll have to work pretty hard to be a martial artist while I'm an incubus obsessed with boning a succubutt.
I
never
asked
for
this

>> No.12870055

>>12870051
Don't worry anon, we all feel your pain
BUT TOUGH SHIT

>> No.12870062

Do you think a drawfag will ever do something MGK related?

>> No.12870068

>>12870062
>MGK
>Monster Girl Kart
Yes.

That wasn't what you meant, was it?

>> No.12870071

>>12870062
No clue.
Although someone has to at least write down a character sheet.

>> No.12870072

>>12870068
Monster Girl Kindergarten, but your idea sounds interesting.

>> No.12870075

>>12870072
Yeah I know, I just wanted to make a dumb joke.

Monster Girl Kart would be sick tho.

>> No.12870078

>>12870071
>character sheets
Next you'll want them to have real names, and backstories, and dialog, and personalities, and clothing descriptions.

>>12870075
It would be. It was also discussed a good while ago.

>> No.12870080

>>12870068
No I think he means monster girl /k/, in which they develop weapons that utilize their inherent powers.

>> No.12870081
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>>12870062
Don't we already have Mia, Centorea, and the Wurm?

Is that not enough anon?

>> No.12870082

>>12870078
>It was also discussed a good while ago.

And then we started talking about Monster Girl Wacky Races.

>> No.12870084

>>12870075
I would totally not play it at allgod that sounds awful

>> No.12870086

>>12870080
No he meant MGKKK, and forgot the other two Ks.

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>>12870078
>Next you'll want them to have real names, and backstories, and dialog, and personalities, and clothing descriptions.
What can I say? I love settings that are meaty in details.

>> No.12870092

>>12870078
>It was also discussed a good while ago.
Really? Well, so much for being original..

>>12870084
Ok, how about Monster Girl Party then? What better way to get a boner AND lose all your friends.

>> No.12870095

>>12870081
Not that one, the other kindergarten class that doesn't have Mia or Cenny.

>>12870090
What would their names even be? Only Ophy has the closest thing to one. And then there's that faceless kid.

>> No.12870101

>>12870092
I never had any friends to begin with.
Plus party games a shit.

>> No.12870103

>>12870095
Ophy is the Apophis, isn't she?

>> No.12870104

>>12870101
Eh, they're ok with alcohol..

Things do get more heated though.

>> No.12870106

>>12870103
Yeah. She also gets stuck in bins from time to time.

>> No.12870111

>>12870104
>Blue Shell
>ending friendships regardless of amount of alcohol involved
people are scum, anon.

>> No.12870112

>>12870104
>play generic party game 10045 with drunk monster pals
>loser has to become the cuddlepump for the group
>they always team up on you

I could get behind it.

>> No.12870114

>>12870003
>Niisan, why won't you hold me anymore? Did I do something to upset you? My appearance? But I did it so we could always be close, there's nothing wrong with showing affection to your cute little sister is there? Why do you turn me away? Rub my head just like you used to, my head on your lap, sharing ice pops in the summer, watching the sunset side by side, your arm around me, why does it have to end? The people around us? I don't care what anyone says, I want to be with you always. I'll never abandon you, I'll never turn you away, so don't be afraid of me. Please hug me.
>Nissans heartbeat, it's been so long. I feel so happy. No, don't let go yet, never let me go, I want to be close to you so much. I could stay like this, with you, forever. I always felt so alone, when you had to leave my side, I know no one loves me more than you, so, that's why, I want...to be one with you. I want to be yours, body and soul. I love you. I love you so dearly. I wouldn't even mind, if you wanted to hurt me. I will take whatever Onii wants to do to me, so...

>> No.12870115

>>12869890
>>12869893
It's scary when she starts locking you in freezers and leaving you in the snow so she has to keep warming you up

>> No.12870118

>>12870111
Oh, the friendship is done no matter what, it's just more fun at the beginning.

>>12870112
Now you're thinking with alcohol.

>> No.12870120

>>12870095
There have been a couple mini-mg's.
Valerie the anubis has been turned into "valer-loli" on many occasions, much to her displeasure.
Junko has been lolified as well, she's not a hobo loli but she's like a poor, scrapy kid.
I know there are others that i'm forgetting as well.

>> No.12870123

>>12870114
I couldn't dick her, she'd get tons of headpats and hugs though.

Maybe I'll take her to one of those onee-san churches and see what they can do

>> No.12870124

>>12870016
I'm not him, but it was obvious he was.

>> No.12870125

>>12870120
>Junko has been lolified
When? The fuck have you loli loving fucks done to my Junko?

>> No.12870129

>>12870114
>Sharing ice pops in the summer
I can never not imagine that without it being lewd. I'm never giving my daughteru's ice pops

>> No.12870130

>>12870123
>>12870114
De-lolification is the answer. Usually.>>12870008

>>12870125
Don't worry, she's fine. She usually just sleeps.

>> No.12870136

>>12869054
>>12869054
Does anyone have a pastebin to it?

>> No.12870140

>>12869993
>spoiler
I laughed. Bet you did too.
you smarmy shit. I like you.

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>>12870068

>> No.12870142

>>12870114
>Niisan
I like you.

>> No.12870143

>>12870130
She better be fine and still a 28 YO homeless chick who wears sunglasses and sleeps in a cardboard box.

>> No.12870145

>>12869109
I like this mental image.

>> No.12870146

>>12870141
>AllOfMyYes.jpg

>> No.12870147

>>12870141
Loen you glorious son of a gun

>> No.12870148

>>12870141

> Hellhound and Wurm

Neat.

What are you doing next Loen?

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>>12870095
We have Wurm as a Gundam.

I just can't post it because some MAN FILTH POSTED IT EARLIER!

SAME FOR THE WEAKLING WHO ALREADY POSTED THE GREEN ORC FLEXING IN A SWIMSUIT THAT I WANTED TO USE!

>> No.12870150

>>12870141
Based.

>> No.12870152

>>12870141
I love this and I love you.

No alp though.

>> No.12870153

>>12870136
>>12867330 The third link at the bottom. Keep in mind that it's a three-parter.

>> No.12870154

>>12870141
It's glorious. It's not about monsterigrl kindergarteners, but still.

>> No.12870155

>>12870141
>that poor wurm
She needs headpats stat!

>> No.12870156

>>12870141
BASED DRAWFAG, I LOVE YOU SO.
>>12870143
Well, she's actually in elementary school, but she still has the sunglasses.
>>12870145
which one?

>> No.12870157

>>12870062
I want adorable tiny Anubis and Pharaoh stuff.

>> No.12870158

>>12870149
>SoM with P'Orcs

Stop reminding me, my dick can only get so hard.

>> No.12870161

>>12870156
She's in an elementary school because she sleeps under the slide. She's still an adult homeless woman.
Nobody stops her because she doesn't bother anyone and is well mannered.

>> No.12870162

>>12870141
Loen:Stay/Based

>> No.12870164

>>12870141
Awesome
great work!

>> No.12870165

>>12870124
Well I've never played Starcraft, all I know is the Zerg are aliens. What does the Zerg "happening" mean and what the fuck does it have to do with yandere Beelzebubs?

>> No.12870166

>>12870149
That was a different Wurm though.
Not the same one playing in the sandbox, throwing rocks, eating rocks, and watching PowerRangers with her folks.

>> No.12870167

>>12869258

I really enjoyed the Beelzebub story and thought it was a cute little thing.

>> No.12870169

>>12870149
>We have Wurm as a Gundam.
The pre-0 Raiser 00 Gundam to be exact. I'd recognize that dual V-fin from anywhere.

>> No.12870170

>>12870149
I'd go out on a date with Nazû the Flesh Glutton

>> No.12870173

>>12870141
Loen!
Cyclops cosplaying as Ammo Baron?
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yTSU4-ueP8I/hqdefault.jpg

>> No.12870177

>>12870173
I recognize that artstyle. Is he from Shantae?

>> No.12870178

>>12870161
sorry mate. Shes 10 now. the lolification plague hit everyone hard.
Junko is now addicted to sniffing Elmer's glue instead of heroin
ophy is trapped in a bin
Valerloli is seething with rage because she can't grip game controllers anymore
Hellhound is now close-to-hell-puppy, and is hiding in a cubboard because she's absolutely TERRIFIED of her tail
The mouse girls have shrunk to the size of my foot
The dragon girl's wings havn't grown enough, so she's been trying to construct a set of fake ones out of duct tape and cardboard
the slime girl is so small she can fit in a bucket
The cat girls are to busy sleeping and swatting at butterflies to care much about anything
And the succubus is trying to seduce her basic addition teacher by "sexually" eating a lolipop. (she doesn't know what a blowjob is, but she saw her mom doing it to someone so she's trying to repeat the process.)

>> No.12870179

>>12870177
Yes.

>> No.12870180

>>12870112
I'd be good with losing.

>> No.12870182

>>12870178
Must be a different Junko.
MGK Junko is clean, lives under a slide, tries to set up swings on tree branches, and naps on train tracks.

>> No.12870183

>>12870180
Would you if they were the big Oni bullies who tormented you throughout high school?

>> No.12870185

>>12870123
>You want to send me away? Don't say that! Please don't say that! You promised...you'd always take care of me. Was that just a lie!? Why? Just tell me why you won't love me back!

>> No.12870186

>>12870182
Same junko. She does all of those things AND huffs glue.

>> No.12870188

Most insect girls are shit. They can be cute in 2D but you know damn well if a 3D 7 foot wide spider descended on you, there would be screams and piss and shit everywhere whether she had a human torso or not. Granted the same thing could be argued for snake-girls of any kind. I guess what I'm trying to say is give in to the Succubus blue booty

>> No.12870191

>>12870185
Eat the cake and I'll love you back

>> No.12870192

>>12870186
>same Junko
>huffs glue
>loli
Not according to the lazy alcoholic fuck who thought her up.

>> No.12870193

>>12870185
Why would I leave her?

I'd be there all the time we were there, even if they asked me to leave.

I just wouldn't be able to dick her

>> No.12870196

>>12870188
>3D
There's your problem.

>> No.12870197

>>12870165
Just google Zerg Rush you fag.

>> No.12870200

>>12870188
I dunno. Imagine what it would be like to sleep with one of the Blue Man Group.

>> No.12870203

>>12870192
She's the miniaturized version of a drug addict, what do you think she'd do?

>> No.12870207

>>12870188
I like blueberry Succubutt booty, but Arachne's and Lamia's are totally OK.

>> No.12870208

>>12870203
She was never a drug addict, anon.

>> No.12870209

>>12870208
From most of her stories she was

>> No.12870211

>>12870203
Junko is not a drug addict.

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>>12870141

>> No.12870213

>>12870209
>most of her stories
You mean the one greentext, numerous MGKs, and Alp shorts?

>> No.12870217

>>12870212
HNNNNGGGGGG

>> No.12870219

>>12870213
Yeah pretty much.
>>12870212
Don't understand this one

>> No.12870220

>>12870212
>Kikimora
Can you do the rest?

>> No.12870222

>>12870219
The Kikimora got hit with a broom by a Hellhound.

>> No.12870223

>>12870212
Truly, there are still heroes left in man.

>> No.12870224

>>12870212
Gentlemen, we have our school bully
Based Loen

>> No.12870225

>>12869527

He gets the hate he merits because he's a talentless hack who only has a handful of scenarios and synonyms at any given moment as well as a chip the size of a cinder block on his shoulder about Bob

>> No.12870227

>>12870224
Hellhound? She certainly is a delinquent along with Salamander, but a bully?

>> No.12870229

>>12870222
Since they are in kindergarten, would it be appropriate to call her a Hellpuppy?

>> No.12870231

>>12870227
Hellhound is a meanie butthead!

See it just works so well.

>> No.12870232

>>12870229
Hellpup?

>> No.12870234

>>12870227
Well, she started as the schoolyard bully in preschool, and evolved into a delinquent during middle school into high school
Tada

>> No.12870235

>>12870231
But Dark Elf and P'Ork are the bullies. Then again, they only bully Timmy...

>> No.12870238

>>12870234
And then she broke the law and spend a nice amount of time in juvy/graduated and worked as a cashier for the rest of her life.

>> No.12870245

>>12870235
Timmy deserves it, did you see how he acts around Jimmy?

>> No.12870249

>>12870238
All the while being a sarcastic yet sadistic and seductive young adult. Brilliant. We have a character

>> No.12870252

>>12870245
But Timmy is a good kid. He's masochistic, and when he goes through juvie he'll enter a little boy and leave a hardened man with tattoos, muscles, and a beard

>> No.12870253

>>12870212
Thats so evil!
That poor Kikimora..

>> No.12870255

>>12870249
I hardly find cashiers seductive.
More like she tries to appear sexy but then the person at the counter tells her to pull up her shirt and put the eggs in the bag.

>> No.12870258

>>12870255
Then toss her to working at a cafe with a Cheshire and a Manticore
Ta fucking da

>> No.12870262

>>12870252
Timmy is a stupid alp!

Would alp be the version of "faggot" in MGE land?

>> No.12870263

MGK has Timmy and Jimmy, should we come up with names for any of the other little boys in the class?

Like the one who likes visiting the Jabberwock's Bakery?
Or the one that likes to remind the Echidna teacher she's a nice lady?
Or the one always trailing after the Anubis?

>> No.12870265

>>12870263
Mike. There's always a Mike. No one likes Mike.

>> No.12870267

>>12870263
>Jabberwock's bakery
It's a regular Dragon's bakery. And It's all through the eyes of Jimmy, unless it's DE and P, then it's Timmy.

>> No.12870268

>>12870265
and steve no one cares about steve

>> No.12870269

>>12870265
And Chad. because we need a Chad to direct all hate too
Fucking hate the name Chad

>> No.12870270

>>12870263
How about a Zack?

That's a name you don't see often.

>> No.12870272

>>12870258
Cafes are way to high class for a high school drop out.
I guess she'd work porn.
>>12870263
>Or the one always trailing after the Anubis?
Bacically every writefag who's ever touched one.

>> No.12870273

Have you guys ever noticed those 3 red gems a Kikimora has?
One on each arm, and 1 around her neck.
What are they for?
Are they power gems?
Does this mean you can get a superkikimora if she gains more power?


Or, does something bad happen if you remove them?

Will we ever know?

>> No.12870278

>>12870263
Jabberwock doesn't own a bakery, that's Dragon. Jabberwocky is much more matured and finer beauty than Dragon is, even without the sweets and treats. She's in 6th grade and has delicious brown skin, deep purple claws, and is really big and strong. Don't mix her up with a green lizard who eats bread.

>> No.12870279

>>12870269
Me too, seems like everyone I know named chad is an annoying little fuck

>>12870212
Good work loen!

>> No.12870280

>>12870272
>Cafe's are way too high class for a high school dropout
Maybe it isn't a super expensive cafe. Like a coffee shop or something
Stop being so picky.

>> No.12870281

>>12870267
Really? Since as sporadic as things go for MGK, it feels less like "All through the eyes of Jimmy" and more like each anon who responds each time is a different kindergartner.

Or maybe that's just the impression I alone get whenever MGK pops up.

>> No.12870284

>>12870273
One lets her create blades of energy.
Another let's her control shadow beasts.
Don't know what the third does.

All I know, she could have the potential to create the Light Hawk Wings...

>> No.12870285

>>12870281
Why do you think I call Anubis the most popular from time to time when I do MGK?

>> No.12870286

>>12870273
They're part of the Infinity Stones. One a Kikimora gains all the stones, she can wield the Infinity Broom and be the greatest maid to ever live
A TOPPU MEIDO

>> No.12870287

>>12870280
Maybe it's because I want hellhound's karma to finally catch up with her.
because JUUUSTICE give me erections.
Though, I suppose if you really want this to be lewd as hell, you could have hellhound, a cheshire, and a manticore hijack a starbucks or something.

>> No.12870290

>>12870285
I dunno.
Especially because a lot of the time I'll come into the thread, and MGK will have been posted a while back, and no one will have said "Anubis", at all, even with a dozen or so responses.
So I'm always the one who says, "Go hang out with Anubis!" ever single time.

>> No.12870292

>>12870287
Ah, I see. you're a man of justice, while I'm a man of, happiness
Now it all makes sense why we can't come to an agreement

>> No.12870293

>>12870284
Sadly I think I am the only one who got this.

Light hawk cleansing wings!

>> No.12870295

>>12870286
I want to fuck the toppu meido

>> No.12870296

>>12870290
Do to that, she has the most votes.
It's why she didn't phase out of existence like Girtablilu.

>> No.12870299

>>12870296
Poor Girtablilu-chan

>> No.12870301

>>12870292
but justice IS happiness!

>> No.12870302

>>12870296
>Do
Due*

>>12870299
And Holst is next in line.

>> No.12870308

>>12870301
I don't know anon.

Justice also brings a lot of sadness.

>> No.12870309

>>12870308
To whom? The corrupt?

>> No.12870311

>>12870296
Is it really "The most votes" when it's just one guy, consistently?

Pretty sure I see just as much consistent interest in the older girls. And Junko, more recently.

>> No.12870312

>>12870309
Justice isn't always about doing what makes people happy.

>> No.12870313

>>12870193
>Even though I bared my heart to you, how could you say something like that? If you still need to know how dearly I love you, I'll use my body to make you know how I feel!
>Don't fight me, we should never fight, it won't do any good, you could never say no to me before. I knew it was a mistake to let you leave, but now I'll wipe away all your confusion. Our relation, what of it? Propriety. The eyes of others, I don't care about any of that, so long as I have you. I was born to love you, and I'm not gonna let anyone stop me Don't hide your face, look at me. LOOK. See where we're connected? Get off? I WON'T! There's nothing to worry about. I told you, I am yours Niisan. Remember what you said to me then, that you'd never forgive anyone who made me cry? See these tears? Only one person can stop them. Only you. If you still won't say your true feelings, I'll just have to love you, until you love me.

>> No.12870314
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12870314

>>12870263
What's the name of that one kid who hurt himself to visit the Nurse Weresheep before she was let go?

All I remember is him walking into that Ice Cream parlor then never coming back to school...

>> No.12870315

>>12870309
Anon, some times justice gets personal.

>> No.12870317

>>12870302
>And Holst is next in line
No one wants to disturb the couple, man.

>> No.12870319

>>12870183
>Oni Bullies
>All of them wanting to cuddle me
YES.

>> No.12870321

>>12870312
Name one example of justice that would make someone other than the criminal unhappy.
>>12870315
...I don't get it.

>> No.12870322

>>12870311
If one guy vote constantly for the same girl every time she'll rack up a large number.

>> No.12870324

>>12870313
SHUT UP AND EAT THE FUCKING DE-LOLIFICATION CAKE, IT'S RIGHT THERE DAMNIT

>> No.12870325

>>12870262
Who says it's not?

>> No.12870328

>>12870317
Doesn't mean you can't befriend them and gun for Mino or Holst's older sister.

>> No.12870329 [SPOILER] 
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12870329

I hate you assholes, but I'll provide this for those who like Anubutts. The lewdest thing ever.

>> No.12870330
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12870330

>>12870212
Last one for now.

>> No.12870331

>>12870314
He's in a better place now.

In the weresheep's house, that's it.

>> No.12870336

>>12870329
I am delighted by this.
>>12870330
is she biting a manticore's tail?

>> No.12870337

>>12870329
anon this is a blue board

>> No.12870338

>>12870330
Love you Loen

>>12870329
Love you .Less

>> No.12870339

>>12870313
God I'd feel so disgusted about myself.

I don't think I'd be able to look myself in the mirror if I fucked my Familiar little sister.

Maybe I can distract her with headpats and discuss why I can't summon the courage to fuck her

>> No.12870342

>>12870330
>hellhound bullying manticore
you're too good for us, you know that, right?

>> No.12870343

>>12870321
The victim, if the criminal did something they'd rather no one know about. Bringing the perpetrator to justice could hurt them

>> No.12870347

>>12870329
That's a really big butt.
>>12870330
Manticores are always acceptable bullying material.

>> No.12870348

>>12870330
>Manticore in MGK
Other than that you are still, and forever will be, based.

>> No.12870350

>>12870343
So if they get raped, they're gonna just let the rapist get away with it?
It doesn't need to be published by the media you know.

>> No.12870352

>>12870329
I will never be able to thank you enough for this wonderful, wonderful blessing.

>> No.12870354

Man, Loen's art is great for color practice.

http://i.imgur.com/vXULi5m.jpg

>> No.12870357

>>12870330
God I want to play fetch with a Hellpup now.

She'll get so many ear scratches

>> No.12870358

>>12870354
I believe those translucent wisps by her eyes are more of an orange color.

>> No.12870361

>>12870354
Speaking of colour practice, where's Loen's partner in crime?

>> No.12870362

>>12870324
Calm your tits, I may do something with yours too. I just didn't want to type two diverging scenarios at once.

>> No.12870363

>>12870357
Even though she's a 2nd grade delinquent?

>> No.12870364

>>12870329
I hate you too, faggot.

>> No.12870365

>>12870358
I'll fix in the "lighting" stage.

Don't think I can save the tail tho..

>> No.12870366

>>12870350
Matter of public record, it could get out.

>> No.12870371

>>12870362
I AM VERY ANGRY
>>12870366
Not if we extend our JUUUSTIIICE to the record system.

>> No.12870373

>>12870361

Hound? Working on redoing Snowhound proper

>> No.12870374

>>12870363
Yes.

>> No.12870376

>>12870324
What would happen if two de-lolification cakes were eaten?

>> No.12870378

>>12870373
Heh, it's gonna be a long way to Hounds level..

>> No.12870379

>>12870373
Ah.
I wasn't expecting someone to know who I was talking about

>> No.12870381

>>12870330
great stuff loen
stay based!

>> No.12870385

>>12870374
Then work hard, Jimjim.

>> No.12870389

>>12870376
depends on the age. A cake typically increases the age of the eater by 10 years. So you could go from 5 to 15 to 25.

>> No.12870390

>>12870385
You're damn right I'll work hard.

I want to be every monster girls friend.
Yes, even a Mushrooms.

>> No.12870392

>>12870389
Or maybe if having two cakes cancels out the first

>> No.12870393

>>12869600
>Get you towel pulled by one of the onis, leaving you on the nude.
>"I lost my dick in The War"

>> No.12870394

>>12870390
>befriending the 4th grader Matango
Ew. But she has cooties.

>> No.12870395

>>12870392
Nope, that's a whole nother item.

>> No.12870396

>>12870339
>You're still saying things like that? what we have done, we can't take back. No more hugs, no headpats, just you, and me, forever. I guess all this time away from me has been worse for you than I first thought. Niisan, you're mine, you won't be getting any sleep until you understand this, and if you break, I'll be here to put you back together. As many times as it takes.

>> No.12870398

>>12870394
..Among other things, yes.

>> No.12870399

>>12870396
Welp, time to consider suicide.

>> No.12870403

>>12870395
Look, we don't have a complete understanding of the science of Mamono foods.

>> No.12870404

>>12870371
That's just vigilantism then. You're just another criminal. Your personal sense of right and wrong don't trump all others.

>> No.12870406

>>12870399
>Implying she won't pay a Lich to bring you back

>> No.12870407

>>12870394
It doesn't matter, I will make every monster on earth my friend.

Soon after I'm going after the ones in space.

>> No.12870409

>>12870403
Kc dood, that's where we get this from.
>>12870404
>vigilantism
>member of the police force
Uh, no.
>>12870406
Keep on trying untill she pisses off.

>> No.12870410
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12870410

>>12870314
The Ice Cream Parlor was run by that kid's Holstaurus mom.

I remember reading about it in the newspaper, the Weresheep was let go from the school due to budget constraints and the kid told his mom she needed a job and that she was nice.

The Holst hired her and not long after the boy and weresheep went missing, the police believe it was a kidnapping and are still on the case, allegedly she's on the run with the kid in tow but that's just a rumor.

The dad has since taken over the Ice Cream business after the Holst mom became more enraged than a minotaurus at a Mexican bullfight and vowed to get her baby boy back.

I saw her before she left man, it was like some kind of insane mix of the Punisher mixed with a MILF cow lady, at best the cops who tried to intervene slowed her down but they gave up after she brushed aside an Ushi police woman that got in the way like she was nothing.

Rumor has it she sells her milk in cartons with her son as the missing child.

>> No.12870411

>>12870329
>I hate you assholes
y-you too

have a good day, baka

>> No.12870412

>>12870407
>space
There are none in space.

>> No.12870413

>>12870396
I guess I'll have to always keep reminding her of the good times and how if she wants to take our relationship to the next level this isn't the right way to do it.

>> No.12870414

>>12870409
I know dood, I'm just saying

>> No.12870417

>>12870410
That spoiler made me sad.

>> No.12870421

>>12870412
Have you forgotten about the holst planet?
>>12870414
Wait which person are you

>> No.12870425

>>12870421
The guy you said Dood to. That's why I said dood so you know

>> No.12870426

>>12870425
oh ok

>> No.12870427

>>12870410
>That spoiler
...Damn.
I ______...Damn.

>> No.12870430

>>12870410
She'd suffer less if she didn't adopt some human kid.

>> No.12870431

>>12870410
Well ain't this interesting.
Time to make it cannon with the next MGK.

>> No.12870434

>>12870412
Fuck you anon, even if there aren't any I'll make them real.

Nothing will stop me from becoming friends with every monster girl in the universe!

>> No.12870435

More Leona the Manticore

http://pastebin.com/9TWMbJnD

>> No.12870436

>>12870399
>ONIICHAN!! You're trying to leave me again? Am I such a bad little sister? Do you hate me? I only wanted to be loved by you. But, if I can't have that, then, let's die together. I hope...I hope I can win your heart next time. No matter how much we change, I will always, love you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3EBGZZwbWg

>> No.12870437 [DELETED] 

>>12870435
Hallo again bob
write more futa pls

>> No.12870439

>>12870435
Fuck off.

>> No.12870440

>>12870430
I uhh...I don't think that Weresheep adopted the kid anon.

I'm pretty sure one can't adopt and marry the same person. Or maybe they can, I honestly don't know.

>> No.12870441

>>12870435
Oh...goodie.

>> No.12870442

>>12870436
No.... I just don't like incest.
Or lolis.
I mean, if you can cure those things we're cool.

>> No.12870443

>>12870435
Welcome back, again, Bob

>> No.12870445

>>12870435
thanks, I think

>> No.12870446

>>12870440
I'm referring to the Holstaurus.

>> No.12870447

>>12870435
Christ, bob has gotten so disliked he doesn't post under his name anymore.

>> No.12870449

>>12870412
>There are none in space
Yeah about that

http://i.imgur.com/iIjBOJk.jpg

>>12870440
>I'm pretty sure one can't adopt and marry the same person
I hope they can. That's my fetish.

>> No.12870450

>>12870435
Why won't you stay dead?

>> No.12870451 [DELETED] 

>>12870435
>>12870437
Fuck off.

>> No.12870452

>>12870436
Oh I couldn't hurt her like that.

Even though I'm not a fan of loli, I'd tough it out just for her.

>> No.12870454

>>12870421
>>12870421
Holst planet?

>> No.12870455

>>12870435
>sub manticore
Thanks but no thanks.

>> No.12870456 [DELETED] 

>>12870435

http://i.imgur.com/quVFAIU.png

Is she a fucking complete sub or is she yandere? Make up your fucking mind, man. This is why your first part wasn't my cup of tea because you wrote one story of her being yandere, and now she's back to sub mode pet play.

>>12870451
>>12870439

[Memes Intensify]

>> No.12870458

>>12870450
That which has no life cannot die.

>> No.12870461

>>12870454
Yeah. Back several threads we talked about different mg planets. The thread is called "monster girl thread, for real this time"
Search it or something.

>> No.12870462 [DELETED] 

>>12870456
Hi B/d/F.

>> No.12870463

>>12870442
Her love was honest and true. You're a beast and I hope an ushi oni thrusts against you so hard your skeleton pops comes out both ends.

>> No.12870465

>>12870461
I was away for a while. I will look it up, Anon.

>> No.12870467 [DELETED] 

>>12870462

>Calling me the B/d/F

I'm the last person you should be calling that. Even I know going "Fuck off" just because he posted something you don't like is completely bumblefuck retarded.

Also, hi Bollocks.

>> No.12870469

>>12870461
or at least i think that's the thread.
>>12870463
Or maybe I can't force myself to love someone in a way which is unnatural. Just like how you don't fuck men because you're not gay.

>> No.12870476 [DELETED] 

>>12870467
>defending bob
>ever

You should be ashamed.

>> No.12870477

>tfw you meet a desert girl by the name of Aladdin
>When in your own language it's pronounced Arajin

>> No.12870480

>>12870477
wut

>> No.12870482

>>12870477
In my own language it's pronounced as it's written so.

>> No.12870483

>>12870435
What was the point of that yandere Leona thing again? It seems like it served no purpose other than to act as an excuse for .Less to draw her as a dom.

>> No.12870485

What would you do in the monstergirl you fell in love with was being chased and harassed by a guy with a holy sword, elemental spirits, and claimed to be a hero?

>> No.12870487 [DELETED] 

>>12870476

Go grind your axe elswhere, Bollocks. Go back to failing to write anything that isn't rehashed malarky.

>> No.12870488

>>12870480
I was...going by the assumption that MC was an Eleven.
I'll go back to my ditch now.

>> No.12870490

>>12870409
You're still sacrificing people or your justice boner. You're blind to those you hurt. Remember what the road to hell is paved with?

>> No.12870491

>>12870446
I don't understand?

I'm pretty sure he's her son son. I was doubly sure when I saw him get bullied into eating grass and he actually ate it just fine and asked for seconds.

That kid was weird too, I could have sworn I saw some white peach fuzz around the back of his ears and he was always so easy going.

He barely even cried all those times he got hurt, even when that scorpion girl who transferred out stung the hell out of him with her tail he just walked to the Nurse's office with a smile.

Some spooky shit that. Spookalicious even.

>> No.12870493 [DELETED] 

>>12870467
>Anyone who hates Bob is Fallopian Tubes.

>> No.12870494

>>12870435
Go and stay go.

>> No.12870495

>>12870485
I'll defend her using a demonic sword, dark spirits and I claiming myself a villain.

>> No.12870498

>>12870485
Redirect him to a little place called Plansect...

>> No.12870500 [DELETED] 

>>12870493

Given he's the most vocal about it to the point of irritatingly drab, yes. I'd say that anybody who's that direct and inane is in fact, Fallopian Tubes/Ovaries/Bollocks/whatever nomenclature we want to use this week for that wash up.

>> No.12870501

>>12870495
>and I claiming
and claiming*

>> No.12870502

>>12870477
If that was your way of suggesting Ara Ara desert girls, you didn't do a good job.

>> No.12870503

>>12870330
Loen, please check your pivix inbox

>> No.12870504

>>12870485
Let him have at it.
>>12870488
Excellent choice!
>>12870490
>Aresting criminals
>Modifying the justice system to be more fair
>Allowing victims to choose the level of media coverage that they are subjected to
>Protecting the identity of victims and suspects
>"Hurr, you're goin to HELL!"
Do you even know how bizzare you sound?

>> No.12870505 [DELETED] 

>>12870487
>bollocks

Afraid not.

>rehash

You say this while defending bob? This is so stupid I can't even laugh.

>> No.12870506

>>12870498
>either way, the world benefits from one being wiped off the face of the earth

>> No.12870507

>>12870503
>pivix
sorry, you know what i mean

>> No.12870509 [DELETED] 

>>12870505

What? Are you mad that you have maybe three scenarios and only five different synonyms, Bollocks?

>> No.12870517

>>12870504
>thinking one person can change the world

Do you know how stupid YOU sound?

>> No.12870518

>>12870491
>I could have sworn I saw some white peach fuzz around the back of his ears
I think you people overthink monstergirls giving birth to human sons. Here's how it should go:
1.) Momma MG and Papa copulate aggressively.
2.) After a 9 month period, the Momma MG plops out a 100% biological human boy, no extra cosmetics.
See, it wasn't that hard.

>> No.12870524 [DELETED] 

>>12870509
Keep fellating his dick, it won't make him any less hated, there's no getting out of the grave he dug himself. And I'm not bollocks. Later cum breath.

>> No.12870526 [DELETED] 

>>12870524

God, Bollocks. You're sure in a tiff tonight. Have you taken your Midol like a good tsundere Cthulhu?

>> No.12870527 [DELETED] 

>>12870509
Cool your tits Bob, I don't think anyone who dislikes you is automatically Bollocks.

>> No.12870529

>>12865120
What is your write name anyway? do you write a lot?
>>12870517
The fact that perfection is unobtainable is not an excuse to not to strive for it.

>> No.12870531

>>12870469
incest = / = gay

Anon.

>> No.12870534

>>12870531
uhhh, that wasn't the point.....
That was a comparison.
To educate you about a topic you do not understand by comparing it do a topic you do.
Stupid.

>> No.12870536 [DELETED] 

>>12870456
Leona is actually in control of the relationship.

>> No.12870538 [DELETED] 

>>12870527

I'm not Bob, Friend.

>> No.12870539

THE THREAD IS ABOUT TO DIE
EVERYONE STATE YOUR FAVORITE PART
I LIKE BEYBLADE RUNNERS
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!

>> No.12870543

>>12870498
I keep reading that as Parasect.

>> No.12870544

>>12870539
ALSO

DAZZLE CAMO POLT IS WUNDERBAR

>> No.12870545

>>12870539
Updates from writefags I actually like.

Sans Bob of course.

>> No.12870547

>>12870539
My favorite part of the thread? i liked every part, because i love all of you <3

>> No.12870548

>>12870547
Oh you fagget you...

>> No.12870549

>>12870545
NAME THEM ANON
NAME THEM ALL

>> No.12870551

>>12870547
Get out of here you fucking alp.

I'll bully you into the ground.

>> No.12870552

>>12870547
Shut up Alp.

>> No.12870553

>>12870549
Lanternon.
Peter.

>> No.12870555

>>12870534
You're stupid you doo doo head cootie queen.

>> No.12870556

>>12870539
「Comfy」 club during site maintenance.

>> No.12870557

>>12870553

>Anons will never look forward to you updating anything or posting anything new

Elfokay.jpg

>> No.12870559

>>12870553
I DON'T KNOW WHO PETER IS BUT I'M SURE YOU HAVE EXQUISITE TASTE.

>> No.12870561

>>12870518
If you get any more boring anon...

Also they'd be born Incubi instead of human anyway as per MGE protocol.

>> No.12870562

>>12870557
and who might you be

>> No.12870564

>>12870557
>tfw I know that feel

>> No.12870565

>>12870539
Rusalka update, beyblade runners and Loen's drawings.

>> No.12870566

>>12870485
>angel halo
>holy

>> No.12870568

>>12870557
Who are you, faggot? I may already have your account bookmarked.
>>12870561
My headcanon says otherwise, and you can't do anything about it.

>> No.12870569

>>12870564
>Tfw I too also know that feel

>> No.12870575

>>12870564
>>12870569
Names. Give 'em.

>> No.12870576

>>12870568
canon>headcanon

Sorry.

>> No.12870577

>>12870566
>implying Luka was the only hero to use a holy sword and elemental spirits
Remember SoM 2?

>> No.12870580

>>12870576
>Implying

>> No.12870581

>>12870539
ANUBIS FOREVER A BEST.
Also Nightmare and Dragons. Liches are cool too.

>> No.12870582

>>12870577
I am ass at acronyms.

>> No.12870584

>>12870566
If a weapon is made from divine beings then it would be holy.

If there was ever an opposite weapon to Angel's Halo, possibly named the Devil's Horn or something equally comical, then it would be made from monsters and be a dark weapon.

It also would probably look like a fairly normal weapon since AH looks crazy as fuck.

>>12870568
SO BOOORRRIIINNNGGGGGG

>> No.12870586

>>12870582
Secret of Mana 2.

>> No.12870588

>>12870580
We can come up with some nice stuff, but at the end of the day, MGE is how the writer made it, hence my previous post, and nothing trumps this.

>> No.12870592

>>12870584
Humans births are more interesting than the births of Incubi. Deal with it.

>> No.12870599

>>12870575
I'm the guy behind MGK, a shitty story about a teacher, as well as a shitty and bland adventure story that I need to add comedy into before it's too late.

>> No.12870601

>>12870599
>MGK
The thing everybody always looks forward to and responds to?

>> No.12870602

>>12870599
Chowder then.

>> No.12870603

welp, imma TRY to go to bed. If this thread lasts until tomorrow I'll give you all a reacap of this thread's events. My personal favorites for this thread include
Beyblade runners, construct a polt, discusing penis length with a purple kitsune, possible hermaphrodite hyenas, many updates, loen being based, pervert maid updates, and others which I will no doubt remember when it is too late to put them in this comment. Gnight guys.

>> No.12870604

>>12870592
SooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOoo.................boring.

>> No.12870606

>>12870603
Oh yeah right. And MGK updates.

See, I called it.

>> No.12870607

>>12870604
Nigga, if you don't shut up.

>> No.12870608

>>12870602
Ding ding ding.

>> No.12870612

>>12870536

Thanks for clearing that up.

You fudgepacker

>> No.12870616

Someone made a new thread, OP image seems rather lewd for an OP image

>>12870567

>> No.12870617

>>12870608
Now, there's still one left who has yet to answer my question.

>> No.12870621

>>12870617
It's probably Alp.
Him and chowder act similarly, only one's an alcoholic and the other is masochistic and possibly bi.

>> No.12870625

>>12870330
>the manticore's face
I burst into laughter. Thank you.
>>12870363
ESPECIALLY because she's a 2nd grade delinquent

>> No.12870628

>>12870616
No worse than the eternal onahole threads.

>> No.12870634

>>12869826
Heavy Yandere Goblin

>> No.12870635

>>12870628

Point taken

>> No.12870637

>>12870628
We don't need any more negative attention.

>> No.12870639

>>12870637
Wouldn't be the first thread we've had with a deleted OP image.

>> No.12870640

>>12870625
And what of snobbish 3rd grader Shirohebi?

>> No.12870644

I hope MGK never ends. Since Monster Girl Middle School is going to be nothing but confused boners and bad hormones.

>> No.12870648

>>12870644
All things have to end eventually..

>> No.12870650

>>12870637
Yes, another run of the mill OP with a lewd image on /jp/ shall garnish the final bit of negativity needed to eradicate the threads from existence.

>> No.12870652

>>12870639
It still shouldn't have been made so soon. Fucking newfags. Yes, anyone who can't follow this simple guideline is newfag cancer, regardless of how long they've been here.

>> No.12870653

>>12870644
>never ends
About that.

>> No.12870661

>>12870650
It's that dismissive attitude that always gets us in trouble.

>> No.12870664

>>12870652
Newfags are gonna newfag, unfortunately.

>> No.12870667

>>12870640
She can have head pats. If she's good.

>> No.12870678

>>12870667
>good
She's just going to show off her new toy and rub it in your face again.
She did it with her 3Ds, robo puppy, and RC Helicopter. Of course the last one almost decapitated her father, but still.

>> No.12870692

>>12870652
I like how these threads are the only ones that try to follow this "rule" and get pissy when it doesn't happen instead of just quietly migrating to the other read and treating it as the nonissue it actually is.

>> No.12870694

>>12870678
She's only doing it for validation.
what's really fun is to stop paying attention part way through when she shows off her toy. She gets so flustered.

>> No.12870696

>>12870503
>>12870507
I did, and I like your idea.

>> No.12870697

>>12870692
Yep, newfags.

>> No.12870701

>>12870694
>"Hey!"
>"Look over here! HEY!"
>"Hebi, we're trying to help Ophy out of the trash bin..."

>> No.12870712

>>12870692
It's a combination of being afraid the threads will be gone forever if we take a single step out of line and the usual autism.

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