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New Years Harpy. Make sure she can grow up to be happy and not a bitter cynic.

Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX
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>> No.12849103
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>>12849100
First for Rachnee a cute.

>> No.12849104

>>12849076
>USHI ONI PLANKING, THE NEW HOTTEST CRAZE!
There is no image that would properly portray the position you have put my sides into.

I wonder if it's even possible to princess carry an ushi-oni seeing as her spider torso is much longer than her human torso. To get her balanced you'd need to grab her by roughly the first set of legs.

>> No.12849105

I wonder if they're sluts that early.

>> No.12849106
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Does your waifu help you exercise?

>> No.12849111

>>12849104
She could always ride your back if you're strong enough. And if your skin doesn't rip. Or your clavicles break.

Ushi oni is stuck on the ground or the ceiling of the rape cave, isn't she?

>> No.12849116

>>12849103
That's gonna require a huge newspaper.

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>>12849100
>"Daddy?"
"No. I'm not your Dad."
>"Daddy."
"No, you stupid bird."
>"Daddy!"
"@&$%."

>> No.12849129

>>12849111
Well, there's Demonic Energy, the stuff that makes it so that she doesn't actually break your pelvis/rip your skin open with her claws. Still, it's a bit of a copout, but magic is always an option in a MG setting.

>> No.12849133
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Tenth for adorable mice.

>> No.12849137

>ten posts in
>people are already mass-dumping images
Guys, we reached the image limit 300 posts before it fell off. Can we cool it on the image dumps?

>> No.12849138

>>12849129
>It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit
You win this round, KC.

>>12849133
I want a dormouse daki so bad. I wonder how cute she'd be when she's actually awake?

>> No.12849143

>>12849106
>"Anubis-senpai is competing in the track events? She's truly the best student council president!"
>"Kyaa!~ she looked at me."

>> No.12849146

>>12849138
>>12849133
I enjoy adorable mausbutt as well.
Which one of you is nyanon?

>> No.12849148

>>12849111
>>12849129
>>12849138
If you can't figure out a way to princess-carry an Ushi-Oni to safety in a way that makes her wonder why the hell she can't stop blushing then frankly you don't even deserve to call yourself a Hero-class human.

>> No.12849152

>>12849133
Reminds me of a pasta.

>You've had a nice vacation away from the hustle and bustle, and the rape, of Monster Girl City.
>As you open the door to your house, you see discarded food packets and crumbs scattered across the floor.
>A small figure, barely taller than 3 feet, gives out a squeak in surprise and runs around the corner.
>Oh hell no.
>You bound after her and sweep her off the floor. The Mouse Girl starts stuttering out apologies.
>Instead of listening, you can't stop staring at a small group of Mouse Girls eating biscuits and drinking tea, chatting about Mouse Girl things.
>You stomp over, having finally noticed you, they try to scatter, but you manage to grab them too. Tucking them all under your arm.
>It's not over yet, you hear a bump in the pantry and the remains of the food, that you bought, leading to it.
>You fling open the pantry door.
>Hundreds of Mouse Girls topple out and collapse on you in a small furry avalanche. Before stumbling over your body, grabbing what food they could carry, and running out of the house.
>You lie there, moaning, surrounded by the remains of your food.
>You hear small footsteps approach, one Mouse Girl is still here.
>"I... I'm sorry about your food mister, b-but I saved this for you... Please forgive us!"
>She hands you a packet of biscuits and runs off holding her face in her hands and blushing.

Such is life in Monster Girl City.

>> No.12849158

>>12849146
This one >>12849133

>>12849152
Adorable.

>> No.12849161

>>12849143
That Anubis bitch ain't got shit on my kounichi older sister! She holds the school record!

>> No.12849162

>>12849146
>Which one of you is nyanon?
He's converted so many people at this point that you can't be sure anymore. None of us are necessarily Nyanon, but in a way we are all his disciples, come to spread the Word of the Nap.

>>12849148
>Hero-class human
Why would I want to do that? That's an assload of work and danger. Naw, just give me a magic dick and I'm good to go.

>> No.12849165

>>12849137

Yeah seriously keep it to like 1 image every 10 posts.

>> No.12849167

>>12849148
>If you can't figure out a way to princess-carry an Ushi-Oni to safety in a way that makes her wonder why the hell she can't stop blushing then frankly you don't even deserve to call yourself a Hero-class human.

You'd need to grab her on roughly the second set of legs, prop her up in your arms probably facing the ground based on the way her spine bends and you'd still need a way to see because most of what's in your face would be spider-legs and spider torso. This isn't a matter of looking 'heroic' it's a lack of a good focal point by which to lever her. You'll also need magical or mechanical assistance because she weighs more than the standard human can deadlift at roughly 1300kg.

>> No.12849168

>only lewds are chesire and manticore and the occasional succuslut
>none of the other MGs get anything

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>>12849161
My money's on the Banchou Red Oni.

She's such a rebel and a bad girl~...

>> No.12849173

>>12849167
>looking 'heroic'
'Hero' is a class of elite human warriors blessed by the Chief God with increased strength and stamina
They are what makes it possible for humans to fight on equal footing with monsters

>> No.12849176

>>12849173
Oh.
And here i thought that was CLEAVE+SMITE EVIL

>> No.12849179

>>12849176
Those are the first abilities any hero type has to learn.

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>>12849100
A new thread at last? About time. I have something to share. And another thank you to monorus

>> No.12849186

>>12849179
But any paladin can learn those!
even some blackguards!

>> No.12849187
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Why are Kikimora's good servants?

>> No.12849188

>>12849168

Hope that there is a drawfag of decent skill willing to draw all the other MG's in lascivious positions. Or maybe become a drawfag yourself, cause chances are unless someone starts no one is going to start.

>> No.12849189

>>12849185
Wait, seriously?
Does Monorus commission?

>> No.12849190

>>12849186
Of course, but any commoner can also learn to walk, and that's also an important skill for a hero. Being able to cleave and smite evil are just things heroes happen to be really GOOD at.

>> No.12849195

>>12849187

Because they have the instincts to know what best to help their masters.

I wish I had that skill. I'll never have to deal with miscommunication problems ever again.

>> No.12849197

Could anyone recommend some LN's that have monstergirls as prominent characters in them? I have read most of the KCross books, and short stories linked to the website, also I just finished reading all of the released intellectual village series (the succubus in that series is pretty cool) . Still I am curious to see if there are some other series out there with good depictions of MGs

>> No.12849199

>>12849187
Because they're the Monster Girl version of Mary Poppins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr0r0E2ZSIA

>tfw you'll never be Dick Van Dyke in a movie about a Kikimora Mary Poppins.

>> No.12849201

>>12849185
Awesome.

>> No.12849202

>>12849185
Holy shit, monorus!
I wonder if he's willing to do that winter Ryu picture now.
>>12849197
Tate no Yuusha

>> No.12849205

>>12849176
Hero is a class of human, they're just incredibly tough, incredibly strong, and frequently have magical abilities. You can think of them as essentially normal human beings but with their internal heroism setting cranked up to eleven.

On top of that there are regular humans who have exceptional magical abilities or martial skill that makes them heroic too.

It's a little weird, but essentially you can think of it like this: There are regular people who do heroic things, just like in real life, and then there are explicitly 'Heroes' who are just naturally harder-better-faster-stronger.

>>12849185
I like Monorus.

>> No.12849206

>>12849186
I want to be a blackguard.

>> No.12849209

>>12849199
>kikimora Mary poppins
Hell yes I want this

>> No.12849211

Do you think Steve-O would get naked and go into the lair of an Ushi-Oni if people asked him to?

>> No.12849212
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>>12849195
>>12849199
>>12849209

Are Kikimora's even good fighters to protect their masters from MG's who want to turn them into their husbando?

>> No.12849214

>>12849211
No? Nigga's sober isn't he?

>> No.12849216

>>12849212
A katana in every broom handle and a Derringer in every garter.

>> No.12849218

>>12849211
He would get out of an ushi Oni rape cave in a whole hour special based around it
>I would totally watch that

>> No.12849222

>>12849212

They can try but more likely they'll just train the tar out of their husbands until all MG's going after their masters turn into maids themselves.

>> No.12849223

>>12849185
Those are nice hands.

>> No.12849224

Did anyone save those pictures of the kitsune saying that saying 'i love you' was easy and then when she goes to do it she gets all embarrassed?

>> No.12849226

>>12849218
Steve-O doesn't escape, he lets the ushi escape. You want to see someone escape you drop Bear Grylls, Maybe Corwin into one. Your entire camera crew would need to be disposable though.

>> No.12849233

>>12849218
>Wildboyz set in mg setting
Take all of my money

>> No.12849235

>>12849185
Based Monorus.

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>>12849224
I have it right here for you, second one incoming.

>> No.12849240

>>12849223
Nice hands that beat up the mentally handicapped.

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>>12849185
>Jams such a nice weapon into the dirt harming the blade however slight
>To use it as a chair no less

I'm going to engage you in fisticuffs you little brat!

>> No.12849247

>>12849240

>beating mental patients

Dude that's just wrong.

>> No.12849251

>>12849240
Good, They deserved it.

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>>12849224
And the second as mentioned.

>> No.12849255

>>12849246
I think she summoned it from hell or some other dimension. Not sure you can dull its edge.

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>>12849252
Oh god. Is she... is she rubbing her head into his chest?

>> No.12849260

>>12849252

>They had wild sex after this

Aw yeah the power of vanilla knows no equal.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99Op1TaXmCw

Master! I don't think you realize what you've got here.
So why don't you just ruminate? Whilst I illuminate the 'possibilities'~...
Well Ali Baabaa had them Forty Sheep.
Tamamo had a thousand tails.
Master you're in luck because in your pants you got a brand of magic never fails.
You got some power in your corner now!
Some heavy ammunition in your balls~
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and Ahnn!~
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp and I'll say:
"Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be?~"
Let me take your order, jot it down.
You ain't never had a girl like me~

>> No.12849263

>>12849239
>>12849252
Shit son, that's cute as fuck.

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>>12849255
I don't care, I'm gonna slap her silly for disrespecting the arms!

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>>12849263
The full set is up for download on e-hentai. I can't remember the name of it dude, sorry.

>> No.12849285

>>12849266
Go home Ilias, you're drunk.

>> No.12849286

>>12849263
You think that's cute? It's a doujin on sad panda and in one of the scenes they're heading to an amusement park and she's boasting about how old and mature she is, and the guy suggests a horror house or something and she's all
>Ha! I doubt it would have anyhtign I could even recognise as horror
But before they even get to the park there's a dog barking on the street, and she goes all rigid and demands to go home at once. Where she falls to pieces in tears because dogs are scary to her.

Here , I decided to not be a shit and link it to you. http://exhentai org/g/765387/2f7fe93bbe/

>> No.12849295

>>12849285
That's Alma Elma though.

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>>12849286
Kitsunes are good waifu's.

>> No.12849302

>>12849268
There's no greater joy in life than a happy family of waifu and daughterus.

>> No.12849304
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It does what it's told

>> No.12849308

>>12849304
God she looks so soft.

I want to cuddle fuck a P'Orc so bad.

>> No.12849309

>>12849301

Honey go to bed, you have work in five hours.

>> No.12849310

>>12849304
Good.

Now 'Oink' for me...

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>>12849301
Too true.
>You'll never protect your smug waifu from common threats she'd ordinarily rek.

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So I decided to finally start my own story, very fighting oriented. I've never done something like this before, so any feedback would be great.
http://pastebin.com/XEqsVnU9

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>>12849314

>> No.12849321
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Just look at those big, floppy ears. So rosy and sensible. Don't you just want to flick their ears with a touch of your fingers and listen to their little elven squeals, or massage them gently, but firmly and watch them turn to putty in your hands? You could tug or twist them at your pleasure and make them moan and cry in pain or pleasure as you wish.
I just fucking love elves' ears.

>> No.12849325

>>12849301
I think this is what a good portion of us want out of monster girls.

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>>12849319

>> No.12849332

>>12849321
Stop making me want to fuck elves while nibbling their ears.

Because it's working

>> No.12849333 [DELETED] 

Hi jeff!

>> No.12849334

>>12849308
>cuddle fuck
But P'Orcs are for rough, sloppy, P'Orc daughteru making sex.

>> No.12849335

>>12849202
Thanks!

>> No.12849336

>>12849301

Even back in ancient times, they were commonly treated as waifus. Devoted, loving and often bringing good fortune.

Of course there were malicious ones too, but that's another story.

>> No.12849337

>>12849332
Ears were meant to be nibbled, elves were meant to be fucked. It's okay.

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>>12849321
Around Elves, watch yourselves.

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>>12849318
Discount not-Garo?

>> No.12849342

>>12849321

Too long for me. Now if they were pointy like Chesire ears or Kumiho ears, I wouldn't mind stratching that.

>> No.12849343 [DELETED] 

>>12849333
Nice jefftrips bro

>> No.12849345

Inspired by the post in the previous thread
The yanpocalypse has come. Every girl is now a yandere. Choose a girl
( http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random))
to protect you from the horde of HARLOTS obsessing over you at your doorstep.
or choose the special box to get an additional girl.

Yandere type http://www.random.org
1)Cold and calculating, she will seem perfectly normal if not a little blunt on the outside. You think of her only as a friend trying to help you but she KNOWS that you are meant to be her husband. She will try her hardest to not show her yandere side around you, content with just being close with you as it is. She will rape you in your sleep. She will protect you from the sidelines waiting until the day you confesd to her which WILL happen.
2)Warm and passionate, you began dating her when she confessed her love for you. But she constantly keeps you occupied with her begging for your attention. She KNOWS that you and her are connected by the red string of fate and all the other undesireables will seek to break yoir relationship. She will enter into a 'berserker' stage of rage when she sees others trying to harm her innocent love. Showing no qualms of displaying her yandere side in front of you, she will display her love for you in the most spectacular ways possible. She will brutally rape you if you reject her advances.
3)Gentle and protective, she is your older sister. She was always there for you whenever you were in trouble and she KNOWS that all other women are nothing but a bad influence on you and knows what is best for her little brother.
Rather than going through the hassle of killing the BITCHES she will rather focus on you. Expect to be chained to her room or that apartment that she rented for the 2 of you to be together forever and ever.. if you reject her advances.
4)SECRET BOX: you hear a faint "B-Baka! Its not like I like you or anything..."

>> No.12849346

>>12849334
Why can't I have both?

I just want to have tender sex with my P'Orc wife and have her kidnap random sows that will become part of my P'Orc harem.

>> No.12849347

>>12849341
It is, I got inspired after watching first two series. Should I just go full Garo then

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>>12849332
Do. It's not like they don't like it or anything.

>>12849336
I want to marry a Kumiho.

>> No.12849351

>>12849340

Oh the things I would do to get that image cleaned up and colored cg style.

>> No.12849353

>>12849321
Purge all the orcs.

>> No.12849355

>>12849345
>Dark Angel, 4.

Oh boy I can't wait until it arrives!

>> No.12849356

>>12849345

Sabbath with Secret Box. Hmmm....

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>>12849345
>living doll
>3

>> No.12849360

>>12849345
Lilim and 4

Hoh boy

>> No.12849361

>>12849345
I got the Demon Lord, and 3.

What does this all mean? Did I get lucky or something?

>> No.12849362

>>12849345
>Wight
>3
Dear diary... jackpot.

>> No.12849363

>>12849350
B-but anon!

Elves are for bullying, not fucking!

>> No.12849365

>>12849345
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Honeybee

Eh.

>3
I can live with this.

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>>12849345
>Werecat
>1
Simplicity is a beautiful thing, truly.

>> No.12849374

>>12849363

You bully them, with your dick.

>> No.12849378

>>12849345
>Cold, calculating Chimaera who keeps her yan-ness on the down-low, and rapes me in my sleep.

I am OK with this.

>> No.12849379

>>12849374
You silly, that's what they want. You bully them by not dicking them and constantly teasing them.

>> No.12849380

>>12849345
4)Tsundere and yandere for you. She outwardly is aggresive and even showing explicit hatred for you. But when she is alone.... she stalks you every second of the day everywhere you go. She has installed cameras in everywhere in your house and has a collection of your used clothes that you thought that you had sold to Goodwill. She masturbates daily to the video stream of you in the shower and masturbates using your sweat soaked clothes.
5) SECRET BOX you hear a faint Onii-chan~ from the box

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>>12849353
Yes! They are all perverted filth that must be taken out of the streets!
http://exhentai.org/g/731909/35d3b54c91/

>> No.12849386

>>12849345
>Chimaera
>2
Good enough

>> No.12849388

>>12849286
I've read it before. It's fuckin' adorable.

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>>12849363
>Not wanting to sweet gentle love to your elf waifu as she tries to berate the human race, and you.
>Not having her give up and take back everything as she climaxes.
>Not bullying her about who is truly superior as you put white cream on her face.
What is wrong with you?

>> No.12849392

>>12849345

Alraune. Nope. Not even bothering with a number. I'm jumping ship.

They're not bad per se, but I'm not a plant person.

>> No.12849395

>>12849345
>Kejourou
>3
Jackpot.

>> No.12849396

>>12849389
Because I'd rather turn her into a sobbing mess after letting her see me fucking her P'Orc best friend in our bed.

>> No.12849397

>>12849345
>Type 1 Chimaera
Well, this isn't so bad.

>>12849378
Hey, wait a second.

>>12849386
What's going on here.

>> No.12849399

>>12849345
Yanderes? Pass. Yandere a shi-
>Holstaurus
>Type 3
I can make an exception.

>> No.12849400

>>12849345
>Dormouse

How the heck did I get this again?

>4

Oh, dis dun be gud...

>>12849380
...Oh god damn it.

>> No.12849402

>>12849380

So 3D insanity with Sabbath.

Whelp I might as well make something of my life because Ilias pretty much said not even in 2D can I have nice things.

>> No.12849403

>>12849396
You are a bad person.

>> No.12849404

>>12849380
>baphomet
>5

Shit fuck shit fuck ass shit.
open her up

>> No.12849406

>>12849396
What is NTR?
Disgusting you don't deserve a monster girl.

>> No.12849407

>>12849397
I've wound up rolling Elf, among others, repeatedly as of late, even rolling the same thing as someone else did immediately once I clicked the link.

It's not unusual.

>> No.12849408

>>12849345
>Baphomet
>2
I can dig this

>> No.12849409

>>12849403
>>12849406
She deserves it for being an asshole in the first place.

Not my fault her friend is a much nicer person.

>> No.12849412

>>12849345

> Hellhound & 4

"B-Baka! It's not like I got this collar for you or anything!"

>> No.12849413

>>12849345
SECRET BOX GIRL.................. IS A YANDERE PALADIN GIRL!
Tasked with protecting you by the order, she spends a lot if time with you. She eventually becomes yandere but denies her love for you because she is a paladin. Whenver she sees you she gets so hot.... and has an primal urge to do something indecnt...... to you but hides it from you, ashamed by her indecency. She will protect you from these monsters that DARE CORRUPT you, her only love. She eventually becomes corrupted into a dark valkyrie by that lilim she barely managed to 'fend off' and tenderly proactive date you while under the guise of protecting you. Eventually she abandons the order for you, the only thing she ever cares about.

>> No.12849415

>>12849409

Then break up with her first. At least give her the dignity of ending the relationship before using her friend as a means of payback.

>> No.12849416

W-wait, did one of the world guides get translated?

>> No.12849417
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12849417

So how about that Anubis waifu of yours Anon?

>> No.12849421

>>12849345
Type 2 Gazer.

May take a while to get used to the mono eye though

>> No.12849422

>>12849415
No, not until she learns how much of a shit he was during the entire time we were married.

>> No.12849423

>>12849417
What about her, anon?

Or did you just want me to start singing her praises, about how she's the light of my life, whom I am happy to do any and everything for, dedicating myself to her, body and soul, because she is worth sharing my life with in every way imaginable?

>> No.12849434

>>12849422

By destroying her friendship too? That's simply a selfish desire to see her life in tatters.

>> No.12849435

>>12849413

She can't protect me if I'm already dead. Checkmate, paladins.

>> No.12849437

I want a submissive hellhound

>> No.12849441

>>12849437
Are you willing to fight for that right?

>> No.12849442

>>12849437
She'll "submit" to you before she snu-snu's you again.

>> No.12849443

>>12849404
5)Cute and innocent she adores her older brother. Her older brother is the best and she loves him so so so so very much. She looks REALLY YOUNG for her age. Cutest shit that ever existed on this earth. Her older brother can only be hers, after all you are HER older brother.... She loves cooking you food all with her 'special' ingridients. (Hint, hint: its not food). She loves cuddling with you because she is scared of the dark but secretly she masturbates to the thought of being so close to you and your scent bringing her countless orgasms and you being too dense to notice it.

>> No.12849444

>>12849437
As long as you're not a whiny dick about it.

>> No.12849447

>>12849434
I wouldn't be taking her friend from her.

She'd still have her, all she'd know is that unless she stops being shit people will rather impregnate her friend than her.

Then once I'm gone I look for a muscular P'Orc to make the head of my P'Orc harem

>> No.12849449

>>12849437

Good luck with that mate.

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12849466

>>12849443
Make her brown and she's perfect.

>> No.12849470
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12849470

Only a couple hours pass and the last thread dies?
Oh well. http://pastebin.com/nHSEc94k
Here's a little shorty. Enjoy it, or call it shit, do whatever since you're probably in a free country.

>> No.12849478

>>12849437
Hellhounds are untamable even in their own mythology. You might be able to fuck her submissive for a while, but don't expect it to last, and that'll end as soon as your out of the bedroom/kitchen/public park. Best to hope for an equal partnership where you come out on top during intimacy.

>> No.12849488
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12849488

>Playing AA2
>Create academy with just Monster Girls and Self-Insert Me
>Creepy Evil Small Flat Dark Elf Girl keeps asking me to play arcade games and karaoke with her
>OK, why not
>Later tries to rape me in the library
>Say "No"
>"o-Ok..."

Man, what a fucking beta. I really hope your Monster Waifus aren't so beta that when a man they want to rape calmly says "No" they pussy out.

>> No.12849492

>>12849488
I'm 90% certain that there is a way to get them to rape your PC without asking but I haven't found it for the life of me

>> No.12849498

>>12849470

Well I thought it was interesting, but I'd like to see more. Like how the teacher would go around to see how the students made their cakes or how each group would make their different kinds of cakes.

Or maybe how when the students make their own cakes they talk about their goals and quirks to make them a bit more fleshed out.

I'm just making suggestions here. I'd like to see more so please, keep at it.

>> No.12849499

>>12849488
There's not much you can make in AA2 that's MG related.
Other than Elves, demons, and Alraunes of course.

>>12849492
They have to have the evil trait.

>> No.12849505

>>12849488
The game's use of "Force" in that context isn't really supposed to mean rape, it's just "Forceful sex"
Basically she walked up and asked "Hey Anonymous... How about you pin me down and fuck me until I break~?" and you said "Nah."

>> No.12849507

>>12849492
I think I heard about there being a box you can check called exploitable that makes a character unable to say no to rape. I think it applies when you make your character too.

>> No.12849508

>>12849498
>flesh them out
That means they become more than one shots, excluding generic dumb Wurm and generic forced smart Wurm.

>> No.12849511

>>12849488
I swear monstergirls have forgotten how to treat men. All this "consent" and 'feelings" have made men control when monsters can have se. It's disgraceful.

>> No.12849513
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12849513

>>12849488
>tfw can't make a Lamia in AA2
Damn...maybe someday.

>> No.12849521

>>12849470
>more joe the teacher
awww yiss

>> No.12849525

>>12849511

Shut up mom. You don't know me, he likes me for my thoughts and feelings, not because I can crush him in a single move.

>> No.12849534

Guys since I am a person looking into deep sea biology, in a world with MG's would I be out of work?

Since you know, all the knowledge of the depths is embedded into the minds of every Scylla and Kraken since it's literally their backyard.

>> No.12849535

>>12849525
>crush him in a single move
Maybe because you have superior children's trading cards than him, Pharaoh.

>> No.12849536
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12849536

>>12849507
Currently I have a Succubus, Catgirl, Bunnygirl, Dark Elf, Oni, Dragon, and Mr. Bones, Alraune, King Dedede and a Gnome.

>>12849499
My character is both Exploitable and a Masochist. Dark Elf is just that big of a loser.

If I ever had a Monster Daughteru, I'd raise her to be a real Monster Girl, and not some weeb loser girl who can't even properly rape a man.

>> No.12849541

>>12849525
He's using for sex and money, like all men do. You got to treat him like the slut he is.

>> No.12849542

>>12849534
>deep sea biology
>the abyss
FUCK.
THAT.

>> No.12849547

>>12849534
Well, you could probably awaken the deep ones.

That would be a fun day.

>> No.12849549

>>12849536
They need the evil trait though to rape you without even a "yes" or "no" option. Even then it's not assured.

>> No.12849550

>>12849541
Oni pls.

I'll let you sniff my shirt if you calm down.

>> No.12849557

>>12849542

What I just love the deeps, what's beneath the waves and what awaits me?

Then again I'm the insane scientist archetype in regards to this.

You might read Cthulu and see fear, I see a wonder that must be discovered and revealed to the world.

>> No.12849564

>>12849535

Nuh-uh I lost like five times to him. Because he can actually keep up with me.

>> No.12849566

>>12849557
>loving a black abyss
>loving the ugly and scary denizens of the deep
>They great you from the deeps
Seriously though. I have an extreme phobia of deep and dark water.
Not even the love of a Ryu, or Leviathan, could cure it.

>> No.12849569

>>12849128
>How are you even speaking? You never even had the chance to learn any words!
>Daddy! <3

>> No.12849574

>>12849536
>King Dedede
Pics or fuck off.

>> No.12849575

>>12849566

I'm the opposite, I find the dark waters so comforting, like an all encompassing hug.

If I was in the dark in an open space, that's when I panic. I can't see and don't know where I'm going, every sensation alerts me a potential monster waiting to do unspeakable things to me.

>> No.12849577

>>12849566
You know, I can image what my first words to my Kraken waifu would be when I awoke in her gentle embrace in the murky deep.


Loud, inarticulate screaming.

>> No.12849579

>>12849550
Slut pls.

Shouldn't your head be between the legs of a girl you just met?

>> No.12849582

>>12849564
No, you lost because you think the latest cards are the best.
And you think using CED will get you friends? All that does is make enemies, stupid. Ophy was right.

>> No.12849583

>>12849569
>Daddy, daddy, daddy!
>Yeah, yeah, "daddy."
>Bird!
>Yes, you're a bird. Kinda like a parrot, really...
>@&$%!
>Don't repeat that!
You don't find fatherhood, fatherhood finds you.

>> No.12849590

>>12849579
Projecting much?
Did your boyfriend cheat on you or something?

>> No.12849592

>>12849575
That's what it is like in the deep ocean.
No light from above.
Horrible monsters.
Intense pressure.
Cold as bloody hell.

>> No.12849594

>>12849579
Have something you want to share?

>> No.12849595

>>12849185
Beautiful. Based Monorus.

>> No.12849598

>>12849577
>"Good morning, Honey~"
>"BLRGBLGRRGGBLBLBGRGGBLGRGBLGRLLL!!"
>TL Note: "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

>> No.12849602

>>12849579
Ten bucks says lizard.

>> No.12849603

>>12849590
>>12849594

What are you implying? I'm just saying what I know of all the men I've met.

>> No.12849608

>>12849592

No light but my own to guide me, how exciting

Horrible monsters who would run away from me, because I can do more to them than they to me. Even the largest of beasts will avoid a fight that could literally starve them to death.

The pressure is negligible in a sub, the cramped quarters though would take some getting used to.

The cold, I enjoy the cold, makes for some comfy wear and numbs me to any over-excitement as I'm prone to be.

>> No.12849611

>>12849603
It's fine, you can tell us, we're all friends here.

>> No.12849615

>>12849603
I'm implying that someone hurt you in the past and now you're bitter towards human boys in general.
Shame. If you dropped the poisonous attitude, I bet you'd be able to find someone willing to stay with you.

>> No.12849616

>>12849345
>Matango
>1
What the fuck

>> No.12849617

>>12849608
Even with the light you couldn't see a Shirohebi standing 3 feet ahead of you.

>> No.12849621

>>12849598
Pretty much.

>"Hi honey, I brought some friends over. I hope you don't mind.

>"BLRLGRLRLGLRLG"

>"Is he always like this?"

>"Only when he first wakes up."

>> No.12849624

>>12849345
>Kesaran Pasaran
>3
Well alright then.

>> No.12849626

>>12849575
>>12849608

One of many reasons why aquatic MGs are among the worst:

http://exhentai.org/g/771086/10206e2110/

>> No.12849627

>>12849621
I imagine him going back and forth between screaming and grunting while fucking her.

>> No.12849630

>>12849617

Still even with such low visibility I still have sonar to make sure I don't bump into something unwanted.

I'm given an opportunity not many other would have, a chance to go where man without his tools would never have a chance to see.

I'm able to see wonders others would state to be plucked straight from their nightmares and present them, and say

>2014
>Not risking death at the bottom of a blessed sea to expand knowledge of humanity and potential benefits to all

>> No.12849634

>>12849611
>>12849615
It's not my fault that all men will leave you when they find a better V.

>> No.12849637

>>12849630
The most you'll see is a squid with a shitton of teeth on its tentacles, a giant squid, a rotting whale corpse, hagfish, or one of those disco jellyfish.

>> No.12849640

>>12849627

One day she tries to get him to stop screaming.

She duct-tapes a flashlight to his head.

>> No.12849641

>>12849345
I got type three humans ;_;
So I rerolled for a hobgoblin.

>> No.12849646

>>12849634
Who'd he leave you for? It's okay, let it all out.

>> No.12849652

>>12849646
He left me for some dragon slut who runs a bakery.

>> No.12849659

>>12849646
How the fuck should I know. I turn my back, and he's with that scrawny little nerd. What's so good about her?

>> No.12849660

>>12849652
Well there's your problem.

Dragon's are much better to humans.

>> No.12849661

>>12849626

>Male Preggers

Well for starters no species would do that simply because that's a dude's bung hole and having your squishy looking eggs in a tight man tube is probably going to crush the eggs and tear the man's colon. She'll be more likely to kill him to use his body as a cover or turn him into a semen packet.

>>12849637

Yes but every time I go down I have something new to show, a new species and a new behavior to present. Every time I dive it stretches the capabilities of engineers to explore even further. Every time I go my companions understand the risks but are eager to discover more.

>> No.12849664

>>12849652
You're a lizardman, arent you?

>> No.12849667

>>12849350
>i want to marry a kumiho
Not worth it. She'll eat you out of hearth and home in chicken liver to satisfy her... appetite.

Or she'll go yandere and murder all your female relatives for their livers to be an amalgamation of traits like yours. Worst of all though is her dearest hope and dream is to one day be a 3DPD girl.

>> No.12849671
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12849671

It's always time.

>> No.12849674

>>12849671
Im down

>> No.12849676

>>12849603
>I'm just saying what I know of all the men I've met
>>12849541 like all men do
>>12849634 all men will leave you
Come on, sis. I don't mean to antagonize but you're being disingenuous here.

>> No.12849678

http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/86760457/Chapter%2079
>“Diplomacy has failed!”
I honestly wasn't expecting that.

>> No.12849679

Time for more MGK? AKA: Anubis is still the most popular girl and Girtablilu is gone forever?
Ok.

Do you nap next to your favorite girl during nap time?
Do you sneak out and play with fireworks with Salamander and Hellhound?
Do you sneak out and ask Junko why she was trying to tie a rope to a tree branch?
Or do you nap and try to remember what you forgot?

>> No.12849681

>>12849679
>Do you sneak out and ask Junko why she was trying to tie a rope to a tree branch?
HOLY SHIT
GET HER HELP

>> No.12849683

>>12849671
I'll need seven shotguns for this one.

>> No.12849687

>>12849678
Dude has a bunch of references that pop up time to time. Real early on he makes a reference to a sword of fire +1, and there's the infamous banepost amongst others.

>> No.12849690
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>>12849667
Seems worth it for a fox waifu.

>> No.12849693

>>12849679
Time to blow shit up with no parental supervision.

>> No.12849694

>>12849679
>Anubis is still the most popular girl
Nigga, what're you on about? There's literally only one person who answers "Anubis" every single time.

And so it is again, I take my nap beside Anubis!

>> No.12849695

>>12849690
>that fucking tiny ass sword

>> No.12849696
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12849696

>>12849678
>Wonderful 101 (or 100) vs Monstergirls
I didn't know I needed this until now.

>> No.12849698

>>12849671
>You will never go to an abandoned carnival with a group of friends on Halloween for shits and giggles.
>Have a good time going through the hall of mirrors. When you all come out, someone's missing.
>When you can't find him in the hall you wander around, calling out his name.
>Eventually you give up, he must have just gotten bored and gone home or something. Classic Kevin.
>The next morning you watch the news, apparently a man who matches Kevin's description was found bound and gagged by colorful cloth, dripping with femcum, suspended from a tight rope in the main tent.
>You mentally decide to never go to the abandoned carnival at night again.

>> No.12849699

>>12849690
She doesn't want to be a fox waifu.
She wants to be the human girl.
She would hide her tails or cut them off and make sure you could never see her ears.

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12849700

well something got translated fyi:

http://exhentai.org/g/771086/10206e2110/


don't get all
>butthurt
about it.

>> No.12849701

>>12849700
We know already.

>> No.12849703

>>12849694
>not napping next to Wyvern and wiping away any tears to makes while she's asleep

>> No.12849704

>>12849700
Already posted 10 minutes ago.

Remember, ctrl+f you lazy git

>> No.12849705

>>12849679
What is Anubis-senpai doing?

N-not that I care or anything...

>> No.12849708
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12849708

How soft are an Anubutt's paws?

>> No.12849709

>>12849681
>Do you sneak out and ask Junko why she was trying to tie a rope to a tree branch?
oh god - pour Junko.
Innocently ask what she's doing. give her a hug when you see how sad she looks while trying to answer.

>> No.12849711

>>12849640
>She duct-tapes a flashlight to his head.
>Like mothgirls to a flame every girl in miles comes to investigate/rape him
>Even though his wife protects him he just screams harder
Terrible idea, that.

>> No.12849714

>>12849700

Like others said already posted, and it still hasn't ruining deep sea biology for me.

>> No.12849715

>>12849705
>senpai
You're both in kindergarten and she's a week younger than you.

>> No.12849717

>>12849698
Did he at least get to see Mia tenderly loved before he died?

>> No.12849720

>>12849698
Imagine if she went back for the guy, and tormented him even while pregnant with his fucked clown daughterus,

>> No.12849721

>>12849715
He's five what do you expect?

>> No.12849722

>>12849708
Soft enough to sleep on. Soft enough to calm you by caressing your face. Soft enough to make you cum when they stimulate the head of your peeny.

>> No.12849723

>>12849711
Good lord, just imagine walking in the inky depths of the ocean, with only the light in front of you for guiding.
You swear you keep seeing femine shapes on the outside of your vision, some of them are gigantic.
Are we going to delve deep into the horror that is deep sea Monster Girls?

>> No.12849725

>>12849721
The knowledge of a 3 yo?

>> No.12849727

>>12849723
Oh sweet fuck what would Goblin Shark girls be?

>> No.12849728

>>12849723
As long as we steer clear of anglerfish girls. Or not.
I don't really mind either way.

>> No.12849733

>>12849727
Their vaginas would should forward to ensare the D.

>> No.12849735

>>12849722
>Sleeping on big meaty paws like they're pillows

But then where would she put her head?

>> No.12849737

>>12849723

Yes. Oh Yes. Personally I think anyone in the deep is going to have a personal sonar kit on him at all times so he can be as spacially aware as everyone else in the area.

But seriously though what is it about the deeps that makes everyone shiver in fright?

>> No.12849738

>>12849735
Against yours?

>> No.12849739

>>12849733
This terrifies me more than anything.

>> No.12849741

>>12849728
>As long as we steer clear of anglerfish girls.
DON'T WALK INTO THE LIGHT! DO NOT WALK INTO THE FUCKING LIGHT!

>> No.12849743

>>12849737
Your love for it makes you unable to understand another's fear for it.

>> No.12849746

>>12849735
>>12849738
With your noses touching together, while her head rests on your hand. You both use your free arms for cuddling.

>> No.12849747

>>12849737

But seriously though you'd be able to see quite well. Everyone has bio luminescence. Even then you'd wear infrared shades to pick up the light.

>> No.12849748

>>12849735
On your chest? On your arm?

>> No.12849749

>>12849746
My heart is getting a semi.

>> No.12849751

>>12849737
fear of getting deep-sea butt pregnant.

shitsux

>> No.12849756

>>12849743

Oh. But seriously though I would like to know what makes the deeps scare others so badly. I know why I like it, a primal fascination and wonder, but I don't know from the other side.

>> No.12849763

>>12849756
To others it's a primal fear of large black abysses.

>> No.12849764

>>12849756
Primal terror and fear. It's really as simple as your reason for loving it. Also there's some scary-ass shit down there.

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>>12849700
Yeah...I'm never getting a mermaid waifu.

>> No.12849767

>>12849756
Mostly just the vast, pitch black darkness, where all the fish look like they came out of some night mare.

Most of it has yet to be explored, there could be any kind of terrifying creature, just unhinged, just a few metres in front of you.

It's amazing fear boner material.

>> No.12849771

>>12849703
I ALWAYS go to Anubis...
I-I just do!

>>12849705
Napping beside me!

>> No.12849772

>>12849765
If you want actual waifu Mermaids, just refer to the MGE.

>> No.12849775

>>12849756
- Something could attack you from any direction
- Limited mobility
- Limited sight
>But we have subs and other technology!
>Also, creatures at that depth probably couldn't put up much of a fight
Sorry, our lizard brains refuse to be reasoned with.

>> No.12849779

>>12849748
>>12849746
>>12849738

Why are paws so great?

>> No.12849780

>>12849771
You just want her to boss you around in middle school. Why not go for the Mino or Wurm who will go through a tomboyish phase when older?

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>>12849765
Almost every artist forgets the black scleras

>> No.12849788

>>12849749
You fall asleep with your forehead resting against hers, drifting off even as you talk about the most innane tripe, listening to her giggle in the darkness when you crack wise. Sometimes you break away, but only to let yourself roam about her, kissing her neck and nuzzling her throat.
When you wake up in the morning, she's sprawled atop you, breathing serenely onto your neck while her arms are wrapped tightly around your back. Her legs are locked around your waist, and she has enough coverage of your torso between her paws that it feels like you're lying on a soft, fluffy bed. Her tail's wrapped around your leg, tickling the back of your knee, and one of her ears has somehow, over the course of the night, made its partial way into your mouth.

Of course, you'd get used to the feeling of fur within your mouth the first few times that happens.

But even then, it's still worth it to see her waking up and smiling at you. Face all flush, bedhead rampant, and a look of pure, devoted love in her sleepy, unfocused eyes.

>> No.12849789

>>12849780
Because Anubis-senpai is the greatest.

She gets the highest scores in her test, has the fluffiest tail, and is captain of several sports teams.

>> No.12849792

>>12849780
B-Because I don't want to...I like hanging out with the Anubis...a-and Pharaoh too!...kinda.

>> No.12849797

>>12849789
>Kindergarten
>Sports team
>Test

>>12849792
Be honest with yourself.
She dislikes dishonesty.

>> No.12849803

>>12849788
Keep going.
>Lewd Elf drooling copiously.gif

>> No.12849806

>>12849797
Fine.

Pharaoh's alright, but I probably wouldn't hang out with her if she wasn't Anubis' friend. I mean, I never do anything with just her...whenever Anubis gets sick and can't hang out with her, I always go take Anubis her homework, or offer to make her some soup or somethin'...

>> No.12849809

>>12849803
I'm too tired. It's 6am and I've gotten no sleep yet. I'll post some anubis massage thing later.

>> No.12849810

>>12849806
No, you wrestle under blankets with her. Ophy's seen everything.

>> No.12849811

>>12849788
This is love.
This is life.
This is all that I want.
Why can't I have this dammit? ;_;

>> No.12849814

>>12849809
Fine.
I'll wait.

>> No.12849816

>>12849810
W-What?! N-Not when Anubis is sick!
...maybe a couple times, at nap-time, when she couldn't sleep, and wanted to play instead...wait, Ophy's been awake then too?! Teacher always tells her to make sure she takes her nap!

>>12849809
Bless your soul, I look forward to it.

>> No.12849818

>>12849763
>>12849764
>>12849767
>>12849775

Primal fear eh, I understand that. Limited senses and threats in all directions I get that too.

But here's the thing. The majority of deep sea creatures seen thus far are brittle, fragile despite their large size compared to their shallower bretheren. They're all hungry, they live in perpetual starvation.

Other animals get to have an annual algal bloom, but these creatures must pick whatever comes their way, and that means avoiding all harm to them, because they literally do not have the energy within them to fight and recover.

Now the day where one sees a fast, voracious predator the likes have only been seen in Humboldt Squids either big enough or numerous enough to want to try something new, when the ports are cracking in all sides and all you can see are the gaping jaws of this new predator, then can we be proven wrong.

But until then we must explore further.

That does give me this idea.

>Humboldt Squid MG's
>Aggressive, yankees who group up to drag poor fishing shotas to their homes of perpetual twilight.

>> No.12849820

>>12849818
>PRIMAL fear
>Logic
Nope, you're still not getting it. It's a lot like people being afraid of flying despite that being quite possibly the safest method of travel.

>> No.12849821

>>12849816
Everyone's seen it, T/Jimmy.
Because of you, we'll be railroaded on Anubis' route instead of Junko or Ryu.

>> No.12849830

>>12849821
I thought MGK was a thing where all anons were their own characters, and then T/Jimmy were separate characters still? Not a Group CYOA.

>> No.12849836

>>12849698

I miss Kevin-kun.

>> No.12849847

>>12849836
I don't.

Would you be tenderly bullied by a monstergirl from kindergarten to high school until she asks you out on your senior year?
too bad.

>> No.12849859

>>12849847
Being bullied by Monster Girls would be the best thing to happen to me.

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>>12849765
>>12849785

>> No.12849888
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Looks like Setouchi's coming out with a new MGQ doujin at Comiket 87.

>> No.12849893

>>12849888
I'm not sure how much I want this.

>> No.12849900

>>12849859
Who remembers Dragon Bully?
Thugdere dragon girl still has a spot in my heart.

>> No.12849902

>>12849810

She's heard everything too. Her parents are kind of careless.

>> No.12849906

>>12849888
Is Alice going to have actual legs in this one, or are we just going to see more of the fine butt KC drew her with.

Because goddamn, that's one round looking ass.

>> No.12849907

>>12849888
I'm confused and slightly disturbed by MGQ's setting the more I read into it.

>Somehow, we're supposed to think demons are the real good guys, angels are bad
>Angels do fucked up stuff
>There are totally, no-remorse, homicidal MGs that we're supposed to "coexist" with. I'm looking at you "heavenly Knight, countless villages and bosses, etc
>Luka, who is the son of an (Angel?) and a human, is totally siding with a the demon lord, who is nothing but sugar and lolipops with her vision
>A slime is capable of nuclear fission

It's a fucking strange world. Would nuclear holocaust

>> No.12849909

>>12849900
I think I vaguely recall that.

I also recall it being excellent.

>> No.12849912

>>12849900
I remember dragon bully. That was a gem.

>> No.12849917

>>12849900
>open your locker one day, pile of gems and coins fall out
>a note flutters down, crude handwriting scrawled across the slip of paper
>will you be my bowfriend
>rite yes or no
>you think you can see her peeking out from around that corner...

>> No.12849930

>>12849917
Yes.

>> No.12849935

>>12849917
She gave you some of her hoard dude. She wants you.

Don't mess this up.

>> No.12849944

>>12849780
I'm pretty sure a Wurm's tomboyish phase would basically just amount to following you around wearing dungarees and acting like she doesn't care what you do, then panicking and yelling "MINE" every time an actual girly-girl tries to talk to you and just bodily picking you up and slithering away at maximum swoose.

>> No.12849949

>>12849917

Write Yes.

Do it.

She gave you a piece of what she values most.

Don't fuck this up anon.

>> No.12849961

>>12849917
wonderful
>meet her after school, bring all the wealth she gave you
>"If you want to go out with me, you'll have to give something more valuable than all of this."
>she manages to sputter "b-but that's all I have right now..."
>"Close your eyes so I can take what's mine"
>she does so
>you steal a kiss
>"was that so bad?"

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>>12849900

>> No.12849966

>>12849961
>implying any of us could do that without stuttering and spaghetting so hard that you try to run away before she tackle-hugs you as you flee

>> No.12849970

>>12849345

>Echidna
>1

I can dig it

>> No.12849971
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remember anons. this why we love monstergirls so much

>> No.12849973

>>12849966
I could pull it off. Honest!

>> No.12850004

>>12849973
Sure you could. Dragon holding a collar and smiling when?

>> No.12850005

Would you a Ushi-Oni onee-san?


too bad, because she would a you. Lie down on the bed and this will be much easier.

>> No.12850007

>>12849345
B-B-BONUS ROUND.
1)The girl that you have chosen wants to go on a date with her. Remember staring at other girls could cost them or your life. Have fun!
2)It is the full moon. With her lust at an all te high, can YOU prevent yourself from getting raped by the yandere?
3)Out of the blue she decides to force you to marry her to be together forever and ever and ever. Do you accept or do you escape?
4)Roll again. You must choose between the 2 girls on who will become your lover. If you choose 1 the other might brutally kill her/you.
5)Your yandere is on the verge of her yandere mode. You can hear her muttering about killing the WHORES and such. How do you calm her down?

Use random.org to choose

>> No.12850008

>>12849345
Hinezumi and number 3.

I am good with this.

>> No.12850012

>>12850005
N-No onee san if you do this Ill call the police!

>> No.12850016

>>12850012
>Officers Chetacore and their new K-9 unit show up
Was that such a fucking good idea anon?

>> No.12850019

>>12850016
>they just hold you down while nee-san takes your first time

>> No.12850024

MINDBREAK ONEE CHAN INCEST THE BEST OF THEM ALL

>> No.12850037

>>12850007
>Dormouse BR
>4
>Second choice...Matango

Pleasure knowing ya, gents...

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>>12850005
>My milkbags bring all the boys to the yard.
>And they're like "Onee-san, I wanna go home."
>And I'm like, "Kid, this IS home now."

>> No.12850040

>>12850037
Can a dormouse sleep murder? Could she be held responsible for that in court?

>> No.12850041

>>12850040
Could a sleepwalker be held responsible for their actions?
No.

>> No.12850042
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>>12850005
i run up to her screaming Ushi onee-san is love. Ushi onee-san is life

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>>12850038
There's that tongue again. It looks stupid, why is it so damn cute?

>> No.12850044

>>12849345
>Succubus
>2 DereYanDere
>1 Date
I utterly obliterate her heart by telling her that I don't really need to 'go out' for a date. I'd be more happy just shutting the world away for a while and spending time alone with her and only her.

>> No.12850047

>>12850042
Que awkward mid-rape pause.

>> No.12850051

>>12850040
This is sounding a bit like Cabinet of Dr. Caligari...

>> No.12850055

>>12850051
Dammit, I knew I'd heard this somewhere.

>> No.12850056

>>12850042
>>12850047
>u-uh.... I've never had anyone actually come to me to be raped before....
>give me about five minutes to compose myself before we get down to the crushing.
>g-gosh, why am I so flustered?

>> No.12850058

>>12850047
Que indeed. There wouldn't be one, it'd just become more loving, maybe more gentle if you're lucky.

>> No.12850059

>>12849345
>Dark valkyrie type 2
I would just deny her the D until shes a sopping mess

>> No.12850060

>>12850056
How long until she gets it's not rape anymore?

>> No.12850062

>>12850058
What are you talking about? They're already trying to be gentle, you're just so fragile with your squishiness and your crackly little bones. No, since you came to her she gets to be a bit ROUGH.

>>12850060
>w-wait. not rape?
>what?
>how can it not be rape?
>we're doing the thing, aren't we?
>we're together, and we're on the floor and we're doing it
>so it's rape, right?

>> No.12850065

>>12850062
but its not rape if its consensual

>> No.12850067

>>12850065
>D-don't use big words on me!

>> No.12850070

>>12850067
it means im willing

>> No.12850073

>>12850065
It's always rape with an Ushi-Oni.

>> No.12850074

>>12850065
>C-con...sent?
>Look I know I've been in this cave for a while
>A-and I KNOW I don't have alot of that modern tachnology stuff, b-but
>I'm not an idiot. You c-can't just start making words up. Don't bully me.

>> No.12850075

>>12850070
At this point she would probably shut you up with a kiss.

>> No.12850076

>>12850070
>okay
>but it's still rape, anon-kun.
>you can rape the willing if you're earnest enough!

>> No.12850081

>>12850074
im not trying to bully

>>12850076
well lets test this theory

>> No.12850083

>>12850070
"T-That's the first time someone wanted to do it with me.... why am I getting so flustered?!" the ushi oni began blushing a bright red while acting like a shy kikimora.
Anon smiled 'All part of the plan.'he thought to himself as he began romancing the ushi-oni.

>> No.12850086

>>12850083
yes the plan leads to marriage because i love ushi-onis

>> No.12850087

>>12850083
Just because she's flustered doesn't mean she won't currently be breaking your pelvis.

Girls got needs too. Still, she may listen to your sweet nothings, blushing profusely in between pounding you through the many floors in your family home.

>> No.12850088

>>12850086
Exactly. All part of the grand plan to make ushi-onis into a yandere. HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.12850090

>>12850083
>A Ushi-Oni who's only ever known rape
Human. You're not screaming loud enough. D-does it not feel good for you? Why aren't you struggling? Are you already out of energy? B-but you're still so hard. W-waht are you doing with your arms, why are you holding me, t-that's not how you do it, it's u-usually like this, isn't it?
>She starts to weakly push you away in demonstration
Y-you should be doing that, shouldn't you?

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>>12850087
I'm sure it is possible for a man to become durable enough to survive Pelvic Thrust spam.
Isn't that what the next arc of EMG is going to be about? Darling going all Saitama so he can survive the girls' affections without Lala resurrecting him?

>> No.12850093

>>12850090
And that is how the rapist became the raped.

>> No.12850096

>>12850093
>Ushi-Oni in a corner, hugging all of her knees, crying
>"I feel sullied and unusual!"

>> No.12850100

>>12850083
"S-since you're willing is it okay if I don't go as gentle?" she still blushed trying tp regain composure. Oh shit. Anon thought to himself when he realized he fucked up royally. "M-Maybe its good to take things slow huh?" Anon desperatly said trying his hardest not to get his pelvis eviscerated.The ushi-oni began grabbing him and ripped his clothes off. ohshitohshitohshitohshit was the only thought that was going through anons head as the ushi-oni began to have sex with him. She slammes her hips into hers and before the world turned white in intense pleasure and pain anon could hear a crack of wood and his last thoughts were 'I've never liked the hardwood floor anyways'

>> No.12850101

>>12850093
>Hug raping an ushi
My fetish.

>> No.12850104

>>12850092
Wait, when did this happen?

>> No.12850111

>>12850093
>>12850096
And thus the Ushi-Oni threat was dealt with by employing weird amorous spider fuckers.
Humans truly are the real monsters.

>> No.12850112
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>>12850104
Secret chapter

>> No.12850115

>>12850104
New chapter. Darling dies like 4 times a day on average and is brought back to life by Lala.

>> No.12850116

>>12850100
>implying i wouldnt ask her to let herself loose

>> No.12850119
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>>12850112
WHERE DO I FIND THIS?

>> No.12850122
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>>12850119
On the internet. Or maybe... in your heart.

>> No.12850127

>>12850096

>One of her Ushi-oni friends drops in to say hi
>She looks at you and then at her friend scared and crying
>She looks at you again with a look of fear and terror as she wonders what sort of crude and depraved tactics you must've used to reduce her friend to such a sorry state
>Before you can try to defuse the situation and explain what happened she's scrambling out of the room as fast as she can go.

>> No.12850128

>>12849695
>what are daggers/knives
Not every weapon a person can carry HAS to be a sword anon.

>> No.12850130

>>12850122
Don't bully me like this anon.

>> No.12850131

>>12849345
Wurm, #4

I'd prefer #3, but I'll see where this goes.

>> No.12850132

>>12850096
>Anon climbs onto her back and wraps his legs around her torso so she can't shake him off. He takes one of her ears into his mouth as his arms wrap around her chest in a figure X
>"Yare Yare~ Don't be like that. Didn't it make your heart beat? Isn't your blood so much hotter than before?"
>The violated Ushi gives a squeak and seems to shrink into herself shyly
>"I-I guess it wasn't that bad."

>> No.12850135

>>12850093
>>12850096
>>12850100
>>12850101
>>12850127
i just wanted to take her on a nice date

>> No.12850139

How long would you deny your waifu the D?

>In a relationship with yandere stalker.
>Deny her the D everytime and wear a chastity belt while sleeping. Do this for multiple years. She becomes a sopping mess desperate for your D. Tease her extensively for multiple days forbidding her to masturbate. With her sexual frustation exceeding that of a celibate 15 year old, you whisper her name which you havent used in years since you started dating her. She has a small orgasm her first in years. You begin to tease her more and release the chastity lock. You stick it in her while saying her name and cumming. She comes with great intensity. You fuck for days unbridling years of sexual tension. She gets pavlovian conditioned whenever you say her name she becomes incredibly horny and has an orgasm.

>> No.12850141

>>12850135
Wow Anon. First consensual sex, now DATING? What did those ushi do to you?

>> No.12850143

>>12849345
>elf
>4
Well it turned out ok I guess. Could be worse.
I like elves for what it's worth.

>> No.12850145

>>12850141
Next thing you know he'll talk about handholding in public! Do young ones have no shame anymore?

>> No.12850146

>o-oh dear. all these human boys want to hug us tenderly and let us know how dear we are to them
>a-aren't we threatening enough for them? do I need to be scarier?
>aren't I good enough? is your older sister not a good Ushi-Oni?
>p-please, I try so hard but it's just not good enough. can you at least fake being scared while I rape you?
Great. Now your Ushi-Oni nee-san is crying. She just wanted to be a terrifying rapemonster like your mom. Wat do?

>> No.12850149

>>12850146
I do
This >>12850132

>> No.12850152

>>12850146
>Wat do?
Tease her by letting her know how happy I am that she felt me worthy of violating. Maybe get hard again and ask for another round. Why? Because I'm a terrible brother.

>> No.12850155

>>12850122
Anon please, I'm desperate to find this.
Was it a thread on /a/?

>> No.12850158

>>12850149
She's into full on sobs now. Her dreams have been crushed. Her future collapses around her. She'll never drag you into her rape cave now. She's so worthless, worthless, stupid, worthless!

She scuttles from your room.

>> No.12850160

>>12850141
nothing i just love them

>>12850145
maby wile on the date we coul... well never mind then

>>12850146
well if it'll make her feel beter i'll start screaming incoherently about how scarry she is while rapeing me

>> No.12850167

>>12850158
Hug her from behind and say if she really wants to I could pretend for her.

>> No.12850174

>>12850158
>Scuttles from my room
Not with me on her back she doesn't. I'm sure I could get through to her eventually. Ask her what's more important to her, some dream of being a frightening rapetrain, or my genuine love? Because at the end of the day I could act scared of her, I could act hurt for her, but is that what she really wants? And then I'd just nuzzle her as she thinks.

>> No.12850179

>>12850139
I would tease her in the months where she goes into the mating season. I'd walk around the house in my underwear an make all sorts of lewd positions. I would leave my web browser open to a guide on cunnilingus so she could see. I'd make sure to undress where she can see me.I would eat my food in suggestive ways. Then, when she couldn't take it anymore, i'd rub my erection my her back and rub her all over while she confess the dirty things she wants to do with me.
Then I would lean in ans whisper then I want to try for a child]

>> No.12850180

>>12850174
>I could act scared of her
>act
You already ruined her. Why do you feel the need to humiliate the poor thing further?

>> No.12850184

>>12850180
I said *could.* It's a question I pose to her, If she'd rather I struggle and scream, or embrace her with heart spread wide. and slowly she'll come to terms with that fact that in the end, she didn't want to be some unconsenting coitus locomotive.

>> No.12850190

>>12850167
>p-please?
>I just... I can't do it with my little brother unless we do it traditionally.
>her blush is so thick she's started to turn purple.
>you know, a man screaming in terror, an Ushi on top of him laughing, and rough, sweaty sex with occasional intervals of...
>....
>.....handholding....
>s-so, could you just, like, lie there while I secure my seal?
>I'd never want to hurt you, but I want our first time to be....
>like it should be. Scream loud?
>>12850174
>oh anon
>y-you really think you can stop me from leaving the room? I'm, like, a hundred times stronger than you!
>y-yeah, I could break your bones like a twig!
really though I think she could manage a single human-weight on her back.

>> No.12850196

>>12849723
Actually one of the reasons we haven't seen much of the fish down there is because the lights we use are SUPER FUCKING BRIGHT TO THEM HOLY SHIT LIKE SERIOUSLY.
They live their entire lives in complete darkness, it would be like as if someone brought the sun down close to us to see us better.
All of the faster swimming deep fish swim the fuck away from all that crap.

>> No.12850199

>>12850190
>>y-you really think you can stop me from leaving the room? I'm, like, a hundred times stronger than you!
>>y-yeah, I could break your bones like a twig!
I trust you.

>> No.12850201

>>12850190
ok i'll scream my self ragged. i wont have a voice for a few days after this

>> No.12850202

>>12850196
What I'm saying here is that a flashlight would actually be a very good deterrent for deep sea MGs because they would go blind in seconds.

>> No.12850203

>>12850199
Famous last words.

>> No.12850206

>>12850174
>>12850184
It's more a mental and cultural thing. Mothers teach their daughters that no man will actually love them, or that the best pleasure is one that you've dragged out of the unwilling and forced them to give into your love. So Ushi-Oni tend to place a much higher personal desire to rape than most species. Additionally, there's the unclean beast behind their thoughts baying and howling for dick that wont be pushed back by something silly like love. They have a higher need for sex and semen than most monsters, and that's saying something. Moreover, the ideal Ushi-Oni type in their culture cod basically be described as what they are when unsealed: unthinking rapemonsters that never tire and never slow.

>> No.12850214

>>12850203
anon i dont care if they are my last. as long as im with her

>> No.12850217

>>12849820
There is logic behind fear anon.
How we can twist it into something else is the illogical part.

>> No.12850224

>>12850214
This. Even if she hurts me out of confusion, it's my fault. Doesn't mean I'll stop trusting her.
>>12850206
>Love
>Silly
What's your point though? You still trying to say I can't make her go deredere hard? 'Cause I bet can. And I bet I can make her want to be loved rather than feared as a rape train. Despite whatever her mother taught her because her mother's husband was too much of a pussy.

>> No.12850225

>>12849345
>Chimaera
>3

It's like having four older sister yanderes in one!

>> No.12850235

>>12850224
Then the seal comes off
And everything
Goes
W
R
O
N
G
thiswasntsupposedtohappenwhyisshedoingthisshelovesmeilovehergodithurtssomeonepleasehelpwhyareyoudoingthisiloveyoupleasestop
Some things are just part of us, much as we'd like to reject them.

>> No.12850237

>>12850235
id still love her even while in the hospital for a broken pelvis

>> No.12850243

>>12850237
Hospital?
Morgue. She doesn't know when to stop. She probably couldn't if her unsealed form wanted to. But she loves you.

>> No.12850247

>>12850235
>Taking the seal off
Do you think I'm some kind of idiot? And as if I'd blame her for that. Me getting hurt is my own fault, I'm responsible for myself. Think I would hug the Ushi-Oni if I didn't already understand full well what it meant to hug a Ushi-Oni? And you're making a lot of assumptions on their natures and personalities. What's to say you're right?

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>>12850155
You appear to be suffering. This pleases the fish.

>> No.12850249

>>12850243
then i died with the woman i love

>> No.12850251

God damn it Fia get off the internet. I'm onto you.

>> No.12850254

>>12850251
No bully pls. We have Alps and Cyclops for that.

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>>12850248
Pls stop bullying.

>> No.12850260

>>12850247
Well, other than that being the standard for an unsealed Ushi-oni, it doesn't have to be YOU unsealing her. What I mean to say is: while loving an Ushi-Oni is fine and natural, you must understand that sometimes she may hurt you even when she doesn't want to, and there is a non-zero chance she will accidentally kill you.
not that that'd stop me. Ushi a best girl, whether aggressive and assertive or blushing and on the back foot between pelvis crushings.
Still, it is ultimately your decision. Should you so choose, I'm sure her mother would be happy to gift you a rape cave all of your own.

>> No.12850263

>>12850259
Fine anon. It was a thread on /a/. You can find it on your own, but only if you try.

>> No.12850271

tfw when no yandere amazon gf to treat me like her delicate flower.

>> No.12850281

>>12850271
>what do you mean you want to go out there?
>no, no, no, there are wild beasts and savage creatures and WHORES out there.
>no, you should stay with me in our safe little hut in the jungle.
>just being my cute little husband, my flower and joy...
>forever.......

>> No.12850289

>>12849345
Cheshire 3. I'm fucked aren't I

>> No.12850292

>>12850281
She will never make you be dependent on her for food and water.
>Ahhh open wide husband.
>She puts the food in her mouth and kisses you
>You swallow the food mixed with her saliva as she kisses you deep and for a long time. >She leaves you whenever she goes hunting and foraging with you having to clean the house knowing that you are TOTALLY dependent on her as she is totally dependent on you
>You remember something aboit your past life but after she slipped some round things in your soup youve nearlu forgotten all about it.

>> No.12850294

>>12850263
>Digging through the /a/ archive
>Apparently Gate is getting an anime
Okay, so when's Monster Musume getting it's turn?

>> No.12850295

>>12850294
After it makes the transition from a harem comedy to a harem comedy that parodies fighting shounen.

>> No.12850299

>>12850295
That'd actually be pretty cool.
Also I found the thread.

>> No.12850302

>>12849345
Inari and 1

>> No.12850306

>>12850299
Well since Darling himself admits he needs to train his body to survive with the girls, I think it's obvious we'll get a training arc. And there's so much potential there!
...unless he just gets off-screen training by Polt.

>> No.12850311

>>12849345
>Red Oni
>Yandere type 1
Right, so no accepting drink from her. Got it
This is slightly scary

>> No.12850312

>>12850311
She's probably like that one pirate who took a barrel to the middle of the street, demanded random passers-by drink with him and killed everyone who refused. Only she just rapes you.

>> No.12850318

>>12850312
>You thought Red Oni's were scary because they had super strength?
>Let's make her a cold and calculating Red Oni! Because what could possibly go wrong?

>> No.12850325

>>12850318
Also known as Blue Oni? I mean it's not like they're not super strong compared to humans.

>> No.12850338

>>12850325
What's the power-rankings of MG's strength-wise anyhow? We're talking an MG that dumped all stat points into strength. Is there an established MG that is just Superman Darkseid Thanos level of of power off of strength alone?

>> No.12850342

>>12850338
Wurm in Dragon Mode is probably a juggernaut, bitch boy.

>> No.12850343

>>12850338
Going by MGE?
Vanilla Dragons, Wurms, and Ushi-Onis are all Top-Tier Strength-wise.

Baphomets are top-tier in strength AND magic.

Lilims are top-tier in magic.

>> No.12850344
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>> No.12850349

>>12850344
>Oh look, a human boy!
>How quaint.

>> No.12850358

>>12850343
I want a wurm to tackle me and roll around while we laugh.

>> No.12850374

>>12849492
For that to happen they need to have the evil trait. In addition they need to be in a relationship with you + you need to keep them horny without giving in to sex.

If you manage that there is a chance that they will randomly force sex on you without a no prompt.

"rape" in AA2 (on exploitables) is based on blackmailing, not using force (this is why exploitables tell you to keep secrets). That's why you can say no.

>> No.12850380

>>12850374
I'm starting to get curious about this thing, what exactly is Artificial Academy?

>> No.12850388
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>>12850380
Game where you make custom anime girls, put them into a high school, and then seduce 'em.

>> No.12850389

>>12850388
Sounds suspiciously good. What's the catch?

>> No.12850395

>>12850389
Eh, not too much to be honest.

I mean, the character creator isn't that great, it's limited, but not the most limited I've ever seen. It can also be kinda tricky, or at least monotonous, to go through the process of seducing a girl.

But there's a decent variety of sex positions, and locations to do them in.

>> No.12850446
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Ribbit?

>> No.12850454
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>>12850380
Sandbox game where you make (or download) costum girls and then do whatever you like. Play a murder simulator, seduce your waifu, NTR (if thats your thing) other people or become the class bycicle/bitch or bully.

Check out the thread /vg/ thread and follow the installation guide there and have fun.

>>12850389
It's possible to fuck up installing the game, since you need to apply many updates and mods. But that should be no issue if you can read properly and use the installation guide.

In addition, you will need to force apply AA and other stuff to your game so it doesnt look like:

>>12849536
and instead looks like:
>>12850388

Gamewise, seducing some girl can turn a bit stale once you learn how the system works properly. In addition, the game is a sandbox. If you lack a creative mind then this game wont keep you entertained for long.

Yes, i'll remove the picture after a while.

>> No.12850462

>Not really into dicking the Imouto
>I mean there's this girl I like, right? And I'm sure my little imouto has guys she likes too.
>Thing is, she's really been into this Sabbath thing.
>Dad was a bit of a paladin-in-training, so he used to preach about saving your virginity for some one important right?
>So I'm actively trying to avoid all the attention she's given me lately, but every morning I have to put up with this shit.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOenzaclYbk
>I don't know how much longer I can last
I don't think we fully appreciate the corrupting influence the Sabbath has on today's youth. Use good headphones. Trust me.

>> No.12850485
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>>12849437

>> No.12850506

>>12849437
So have one then you autist. It's a fantasy fetish things can be whatever you want.

>> No.12850510

>>12850454
Sounds like it'll be a bitch to get working. Every time I try to follow instructions on something, things go awry for no discernible reason. I guess it could be fun.

>> No.12850549
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Today at comiket...I met KC himself...

>> No.12850550

>>12850462
Holy fuck, this video. Never before have I felt so aroused and so lonely at the same time.

>> No.12850578

>>12850549
Nice

>> No.12850598

>>12850549
>today
There is comiket right now?

>> No.12850605

>>12850549
Did you genuflect?

>> No.12850606

>>12850598

There was today. Bought alot of stuff, met KC, couldnt buy the new kraken book, saw lots of cosplayers, etc etc

>> No.12850609

>>12850549
Nice, how much MG stuff did you find/buy?

>> No.12850613

Might have been posted here I don't know:
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/unique-everybody-else/201403/monster-porn-and-the-science-sexuality

>> No.12850642
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>>12850609

It was actually hard to find MG related stuff, as it was mostly all scattered about. The furries had there own island, but for MG I really had to look for it. I see some of the other guys here got some stuff that looks interesting.

>> No.12850645

>>12850613
It hasn't been posted here because it doesn't belong here

>> No.12850648

>>12850642
Are you the same guy who bought smug fox and Ran doujins last comiket?

>> No.12850652

>>12850648

Nope, this was my first comiket.

>> No.12850659

>>12850648
I didn't buy those at comiket. Just online via proxy.

>> No.12850720

I still imagine being a recluse in Monster Girl City would be the best way to avoid rape and a crushed pelvis.

>> No.12850723

>>12850720
until a kind kikimora knocks at your door

>> No.12850731

>>12850723
How does she figure out where I live?

>> No.12850735

>>12850731
She had been stalking your daily activities till then. So she went to you as a maid to become closer to you.

>> No.12850754

>>12850735
I am just a little bit creeped out but whatever.

>> No.12850757

>>12850549
What does he look like? Was he cool dealing with a baka gaijin such as yourself?

>> No.12850759

>>12850757

Just your average Japanese guy.

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/549789770482601984

I got mentioned in a tweet of his.

>> No.12850765

>>12849583
>>12849569
>>12849128

>"Dammit, I ain't got time for this. I'm leaving."
>She gets confused as you turn around and start walking away
>Her confusion turns into fear as soon as she realizes that you're leaving her
>"... D-Daddy...a-aaah!"
>"Christ, won't you ever shu--"
>You turn your head as to glance at the harpy girl one last time
>You see her trying to get out of her nest to follow you, only to slip and fall from the tree
>You instinctively do a complete 180 and dash in her direction in a fraction of a second, sliding under the tree just in time to catch her before she hits the ground as she crash lands on her butt right on your stomach
>"Oof!"
>After a couple of seconds of catching your breath, you raise your torso to a sitting position and look down at the tiny harpy girl, who's now sitting on your lap, curiously staring back at you while tilting her head
>"...Daddy?"
>You start wondering why the hell did you go out of your way to save this kid in the first place, your body's not even fit for this kind of stuff anymore
>But something took over you when you saw her falling, you don't know why, but you felt like you had to act somehow
>You think about just getting up and leaving, but this little airhead is going to get herself killed if you don't teach her a lesson
>"You're one really stupid bird, ain't you, kid? That was dangerous, you know? Do you want to give me a heart attack or something?"
>She looks down, feeling rejected as you scold her
>After a couple of seconds in silence, you sigh in defeat, she's just a newborn after all
>"...Just don't ever do this kind of stuff again, alright?"
>You forgive her with a pat on the head, making her look up at you again in surprise
>Her face soon brightens with a wide smile, confusing you a bit
>"Daddy!"
>"...Huh?"
>The young monstergirl glomps you, catching you by surprise as she wraps her little wings around your neck
>Great, she probably won't ever leave you alone now
>Goddamn stupid bird

>> No.12850801

>>12850765
What if the mother comes back? And she's single? And she's an airhead? And she's tan?

>> No.12850805

>A Day in the Life Of a Pregnant Gamer Gazer and Her Husband: Birth edition
>Gracie is screaming in pain as she's carted into the Delivery Room in the Hospital.
>"OH GOD THIS IS THE WORST EXPERIENCE I'VE EVER FELT IN MY LIFE!"
>You follow the Doctor's into the room, covered head to toe in plate mail.
>"Uhhh Sir why are you in armor?"
>"Are you retarded? My Wife is a Monster Girl, and she's giving birth. This Room is about to go Spiderman 2!"
>"But Doc Ock wasn't in Amazing Spider Man 2."
>You look at the male nurse and punch him in the face
>"Sir everything will be fine, we're going to sedate her and..."
>Gracie's eyestalks wrap around all the doctors and nurses in the room and she starts throwing them around the room.
>"YOU ARE NOT PUTTING A FUCKING NEEDLE IN ME! FUCK OH FUCK THIS HURTS LIKE SHIT!"
>You hold up your shield as a doctor is thrown at you.
>"FUCK YOU ANON! YOU DID THIS TO ME! AAAAAAHHHHH!"
>"MA'AM CALM DOWN!"
>"FUCK YOU I'LL BE CALM! YOU'RE NOT PUSHING OUT A GOD DAMN GAZER AND IT'S STALKS!"
>"Sir! Calm you're wife down!"
>Gracie's Eyestalks wrap around you and attempt to crush you
>"You're on you're own there."
>"Doctor she's dilated already."
>"Ma'am, just calm down, you're already halfway there."
>Gracie screams for about 10 minutes and strangles, throws and slaps doctors all over.
>"One of the babies are crowning! Come on Miss just keep pushing."
"FUCK ALL THIS NOISE!"
>3 minutes later there is the sound of crying as the Doctors hold up a baby Gazer Girl.
>"It's a girl!"
>"WHOO HOO! I won't get shitposted now!"
>"Okay Ma'am, you got one out but you need to push one more out."
>"GOD DAMN! HOW THE FUCK DO WOMEN HAVE MORE THAN ONE KID!?"
>4 minutes later there's another cry as the doctors hold out the human child.
>"It's another girl!"
>"Wiggity Wiggity WA!?"

>> No.12850815

>>12850801

Well, I'll explain what happened, give her daughter back and hope they're not stupid enough to put their own lives in danger. They can survive on their own, right?

>> No.12850819
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>>12850462
This is mean, stuff like this just... I can practically FEEL her do it, dammit!

>> No.12850826

>>12850815
>"this girl doesn't smell like me at all, she smells like you! No way she could be my kid."

>> No.12850830

>>12850462
>tfw no MG imouto who's smile I can protect

>> No.12850836

>>12850826
>as she turns to fly away she hits a streetlight
>in following her mother, babby harpy runs into the same streetlight
"Ok, she MIGHT be mine..."

>> No.12850838

>>12850826
I wish harpies and wurms did not come off as retarded sometimes.

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>>12850838

Love makes people do stupid things.

>> No.12850842

>>12850838
I feel that harpies are sly and just act a fool, while wurms are more innocent and can't into metaphors

>> No.12850845

>>12850838
Wurms are only retarded by threadcanon.

>> No.12850847

>>12850842
Shouldn't Wurms be scared of Harpies then? Since the early bird gets the Wurm.

>> No.12850852

>>12850845
How is it that they're retarded in threadcanon when people always bitch about it being stupid? Why isn't the threadcanon different if people hate it?

>> No.12850857

Lone ranger stranded behind P'Orc lines, using guerrilla tactics to rape before he himself is raped when?

>> No.12850862

>>12850826

>"What? No, she's yours! That's your nest up there on that branch, isn't it? Your daughter just fell from there and-- Hey, hey! Get off my shoulders, kid! I already told you I'm not your dad! Shoo!"

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>>12849185
Happy new year of Baphomet!
Let's get drunk

>> No.12850864

remember, tanukis just want to love you, in their own twisted, manipulative and sadistic ways, but love you none the less
http://pastebin.com/hxt7LycZ

>> No.12850866

>>12850845
>wurm friend slams into your neighbors locker, leaving a huge impression in the process
>"hey nerd, did you do my math homework for me?"
>it's your science homework you troglodyte
>"uhh excuse dude I know we went over geology yesterday, it's math, talking about triangles and squares, like you~"
>grabs homework and goes into class
>hour later
>"the fuck anon why didn't you tell me there was a difference between geology and geometry"

>> No.12850868

>>12850866
Well why didn't you? Dick move, and not the good kind.

>> No.12850874

>>12850864
I feel empty now.

>>12850866
But this made me smile.

>> No.12850879

>>12850864
god damn anon. fucking tanukis

>> No.12850882

>you are sir anon, hero of the Four Chan kingdoms
>you are sent on a quest to the north to stop a dragon from destroying precious farmlands
>you set on your quest with your trusty sword of reporting and your sage shield passed down in your family
>as you reach the town you make a clever plan to conceal yourself in the towns offering to the dragon and fight it in its lair
>its in the middle of the night when you get taken with the loot
>spring the trap as soon as you hit solid ground
>instantly met by raging dragon fire
>look over some crates to see a beautiful redhead with wings and claws
>she is confused why someone would sleep in barrels
>you tell her that you are in fact a barrel rider
>she laughs at your display, she knows your here to kill her, she saw you come into town
>well, shit, you come out sword drawn
>and in an instant your swords melted
>she eyes you up and down as she saunters over to you
>I have a test for you boy. Pass, and you live longer, fail, and I'll kill you on the spot

>> No.12850887

>>12850847
No, they are stronger than harpies and will break their bones
>think like Draxx in gotg

>> No.12850889

>>12850887
It doesn't matter how strong someone is if they are afraid of something that doesn't exist.

>> No.12850901

>>12850882
>you hastily agree, hoping for any spare time to make a plan of escape
>"find the most valuable asset of my hoard and you shall live"
>that was her challenge? Not that bad...
>until you see her hoard room
>how and the hell did the earth make this much gold?
>whatever find the most expensive piece,and get out with your life
>as you keep walking around, looking at crowns, adorned with jewels, thrones, and literal chests made of good
>you see something odd
>an old, dusty, somewhat broken wooden chest
>you open it up and know you've found what your looking for

>> No.12850913

>>12850901
What's in the box?

>> No.12850915

>>12850901
>you run back to your gorgeous captor, clutching the box
>you open it up and hand her the contents
>its a collar, simple leather with a gold plate on it inscribed
>"To my daughter, with all my love, - Dad"
>she's taken back, surprised you figured it out
>she asks you how you knew
>you just pick up your sheild and say
>"fathers give some of the best treasures"
>she hugs you tearfully saying that you've beaten her test and that you still aren't free to go
>wait. WHAT!
>you turn around to see her flick off the "armor" and pounce on you
>fathers give the best gifts right?

>> No.12850926

>>12850889
They put in the tough guy act, but when they see a harpy they instantly panic on the inside

>> No.12850928

>>12850915

Oh.

OOOHHH.

That was adorable. Her father's one smart fucker, ain't he?

>> No.12850929
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12850929

Have a lilim. Might try and color one of Mari's later.

>> No.12850933

>>12850928
>one smart fucker
More like keeping up the family tradition.

>> No.12850940

>>12850928
If you can't dick the daughteru, make a test to see who can

>> No.12850948

>>12850864
That makes me feel odd

>> No.12850963

>>12850344
Man I want to be a butler for the rich and famous MGs

>> No.12850976

>>12849185
Loli a shit

>> No.12850990

>>12849602
20 says she a virgin as well.

in fact i dont think i ever met a non-virgin lizard. it's a miracle they have not gone extinct yet.

>> No.12850993

>>12850990
Parthenogenesis.

>> No.12850995

>>12850963

>Be hired as butler for rich, smug MGs
>Do your job better than anyone
>You're a good man at heart, giving good advice to your masters when asked and being somewhat of a father-figure to the young when needed
>Everybody in the mansion likes you within the first weeks working there
>You seem to have no noticeable flaws, except that you're calm and silent all the time, almost like a robot
>You can thank your intense Special Butler Ops training for that, which also greatly inhibited your libido, making you the "perfect" servant
>Your monstergirl masters try to seduce you constantly, but all they get in response is a stoic stare from you everytime, as you're an expert at holding back your sexual attraction towards your masters, or anyone really
>They don't straight out assault you for fear of making you quit your job, as they like you too much to let you go
>But they're hellbent on having you

I wonder how this kind of life would be. Full of lewd shenanigans, I suppose?

>> No.12850997

>>12850864
That pastebin is missing the end, unfortunately.

>> No.12851000

>>12850995
If I became a butler at a Monster Girl mansion, I wish it was like Starless without the poop and the CBT.

>> No.12851009

>>12851000
man i should read starless, i would love to inflict some CBT now and then.

>> No.12851012

>>12850993
>Parthenogenesis.

I knew they where freaks.

>> No.12851016

>>12851009
Gonna be a couple more months until the translation is out. Also:
>inflict
>as in, you actually think you won't be on the receiving end

>> No.12851036

>>12850997
You got the end saved somewhere?

>> No.12851067

>>12850857
Isn't anybody going to write this? Come on guys, it's not that shitty of an idea, right?

>> No.12851068

>>12851016
if i shave my body and put on some stocking i can probably find some balls to step on.

>> No.12851071
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>>12851068
Y-you could step on mine...
Yes yes, I'll delete it

>> No.12851083

>>12851071

london?

I dont want to shitpost anymore then this but, mail?

>> No.12851085

>>12851083
You should know better than that you silly.

>> No.12851088

>>12851036
Basically people were mad that he ended up with the girl that made his life total shit, so a bunch of better, alternate endings were suggested. I might have missed some, but the relevant thread is the November 14 MG thread.

http://pastebin.com/NrsYVQ6m

>> No.12851091

>>12851088
That story rustled some serious jimmies...

>> No.12851135

>>12851088
Looking at the archived thread. The story has an open ending. The pastebinned endings were written by different anons later (You didnt miss any).

I would probably go with the first ending, She ruins you, but does teach you that those which you sought to protect didnt care that much for you. In return you get vengeance, ruin her and teach her a lesson aswell.

>> No.12851136

>>12851091
The guy should have pulled a diogenes on her in the first ending if you ask me, that would have been pure gold

>> No.12851141

>>12851136
Well, hindsight is 20/20, as they say.

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>>12851085
yeah, have dragon girls.

>> No.12851146

>>12851143
>knowing my greatest weakness
I guess you did know better than that.

>> No.12851147

>>12851143
>Tfw you feel less like a hunter, and more like a breeder.

>> No.12851155

>>12851067
Demanding motherfucker ain't you? If it doesnt appeal to a writer it doesn't get written unless you are willing to man up. Besides, it's like, a sentence, and not even a very appealing one at that. Just because you may like it does not mean a writer may like it. On top of that, it's been less than a day. That's a bit unrealistic to expect someone to write a story just for you in three hours.

>> No.12851158

>>12851155
>just for you
Hey, it wasn't even my idea, I just liked it. Because I like P'Orcs and I liked SoM.
If only recap anon was here, we could put it in the story ideas thingie.

>> No.12851163

>>12851155
I almost wish /mgt/ hadn't threatened to lynch Lanternon for musing about the idea of accepting paid writing commissions. At least if we could have paid writers, we'd get less begging for stories in threads since those who really want something could just buy it.

>> No.12851166

>>12851091
anon do you remember blackmailed cook kitsune? now thats a story that rustled jimmies

>> No.12851168

>>12851166
I have seen some ppl complain. Never read the story myself though.

>> No.12851171

>>12851163
There's no way I'd pay for some shitty fanfiction though.

>> No.12851173

Do you think Ninja Nee-san would enjoy playing Tenchu Z?

Or would it make her angry?

>> No.12851175

>>12851173
Depends. Is she uptight?

>> No.12851180

>>12851171
I can see where they're coming from. I mean regardless of the subject, there is an investment of time. And we all agree that time is basicly money.

>> No.12851182

>>12851175
No, but she is a Ninja, and Tenchu Z is all about Ninjas and stealth mechanics.

>> No.12851183

>>12851168
god damn im geting angry just remembering it. it was rage induceing. you think bob pisses people off? this guy had the entire thread rageing.

>> No.12851184

>>12851163

Unless they're proffessional writer with great experience in this particular medium, trying to be paid to write monstergirls seems a little too far fetched.

>> No.12851190

>>12851182
If she isn't a stick-in--the-mud I'm sure she can enjoy it.
>>12851180
I sure as hell wouldn't have the balls to ask anyone to pay me for my shitty fanfiction.

>> No.12851191

>>12851171
and noone will write something they dont want to write without another incentive.

Time to polish up your elementary english and write something yourself if you want to have something written.

directed to everyone

>> No.12851192

>>12851183
So I should not read it? Or should I look at it just for novelty's sake?

>> No.12851194

>>12851190
>I sure as hell wouldn't have the balls to ask anyone to pay me for my shitty fanfiction.

Oh sure I get that. I wouldn't either, unless it was really good/had some decent volume.

>> No.12851197

>>12851171
>>12851184
I imagine the invisible hand would find a happy equilibrium. If writers charge too much, people won't buy. Fans demand too low prices, writers won't write. But I suspect there's at least some demand for them.

People pay $20-40 for a good drawing. It's not hard to believe someone might throw $5-10 for a nice, heart-warming story that they enjoy. Maybe more.

>> No.12851198

>>12851192
read it. feel the rage that i felt

>> No.12851201

>>12851190
>Oh come on
>That's so unrealistic!
>That doesn't work that way!
>No, that's stupid!
>Ugh, this game sucks!
>Hey, how about I show you how a real ninja... does it

>> No.12851204

>>12851198
Very well then, blood for the blood god I suppose..

>> No.12851205

>>12851201
>MY UNDERWEAR! BUT I'M STILL WEARING MY PANTS! HOW?!

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>>12850995
>Not being the witty and sarcastic butler to a Serious-Buisness level rich monstergirl who has come to trust you as his closest confidant and emotional support whenever she needs someone thanks to your many years of service to her family.

>> No.12851211

>>12851163
Dude, I write and I wouldn't accept commissions.

I wouldn't be able to keep a deadline and don't feel that I am writing anything worth getting paid for

>> No.12851215

>>12851211
>I wouldn't be able to keep a Deadline
doesn't stop Axel.
And I'm the only one here who will get that

>> No.12851239

>>12851211
>I wouldn't be able to keep a deadline and don't feel that I am writing anything worth getting paid for

Deadline is understandable, but who are you to decide if it's worth being paid for? If someone is offering you money, then you're obviously worth it.

I've been approached by people to write stuff for money, but I've turned it down because I don't think I'd be able to get the same quality. I'm not so sure now. Especially that I'm unemployed.

Maybe I'll take people up on it.

>> No.12851249

>>12851163

Supposedly Grub does writing commissions, but he's hardly on a Captain/Lanternon/LDR level.

>> No.12851253

>>12851249

Those are art trades though.

All in all paying for writing is a slippery slope that leads to patreon and all that bullshit.

>> No.12851255

>>12851239
Understandable about the financial and quality reasons.

I'd probably find it less fun as I wouldn't be writing something I want to write

>> No.12851260

>>12851253
Because that's totally happened when drawfags started getting paid by /mgt/, amirite? Or is it more reasonable to ask people to do an hour or two of work for someone for free? Hey, care to mow my lawn for a few hours without pay?

>> No.12851261
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Guys I think something's wrong with Charon, she's bullying me for my lunch money and looks kind of sinister. I think she might have a cold though, she sounds rather manly.

>> No.12851264

>>12851239
i just hope the thread shuts the fuck up.

There is nothing wrong with setting up a system where people can pay you for every 1k words. Because if nobody gives a fuck about that writer, guess what, he wont get shit.

and if he refuses to write after 0 donations, then who gives a shit.

Now to actually try to finish this update that is literally 4 months overdue

>> No.12851267

>>12851261
That's her dad.

>> No.12851270

>>12850038

I want to Blue Ovaries an Ushi-Oni via spinnerette stimulation

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>>12850446

That feeling when she wants your milt on her eggs.

>> No.12851286

>>12851253
And yet you folks have no issues with drawfags that take commissions.

Especially interesting considering the time involved in writing something decent.

Professional writers typically charge 40 cents a word if they're absolute neophytes to the field. Is anyone going to shell out $400 for something that's a thousand words? Fuck no.

Hobbyist shit often drops down to sub ten cents, which places it in the realm of a typical drawfag in time versus money.

But yeah, if some folks came around and offered me like, five cents a word I'd totally do it now.


>>12851255
You could look at it as a challenge, or a way to stretch into realms you wouldn't have attempted.

>>12851264
I find it curious so many people expect art for free.

>> No.12851288

>>12851267
Her dad's a jerk then, or just an over protective father trying to scare people away from his daughter.

>> No.12851291

>>12851261

Cheque your privilege, she's only dough-ing her job. Give her some dosh or you'll pay a great deal for your disrespect. Seriously, I hope your stinginess doesn't cash on.

>> No.12851295

>>12851288
He just wants to send her off to a good college so she doesn't end up with a dead-end job like he did.

>> No.12851306

>>12851197

I think writing is harder than drawing in a way in my opinon. Hold on to your torches and pitchforks, folks, let me explain.

Thing is, unlike drawing, writing actually depends heavily on the writer himself for it to be "good". An artist can simply look for references to get inspiration and apply his skills to draw consistent, quality art, even if he doesn't exactly like what he's been asked to draw, he can still draw well, because drawing is mostly dependent on skill.

A writer, on the other hand, has to not only have actual experience in writing by studying and reading alot, but also has to know how to properly develop a story, its characters and its pace. He has to know how to deliver them to the reader, how to convey the actual message and feel of a story for the reader to get immersed and be able to relate, and in order for this to work, he has to be willing to put his feelings into it, and that takes time and effort for his writing to be coherent and respectable.

Sure, anyone can write, but an experienced writer who has gone through, let's say, the emotional pain of losing a person he loved in an accident will most likely know how to convey such feeling better when writing a suffering story than a writer who didn't, since he'll be able to put his actual feelings into it when writing, the suffering he felt first-hand, and with such quality that it'll actually be worth paying for.

A writer who didn't experience suffering first-hand might be able to simulate the feeling through his writing by studying alot, reading good literature that conveys it well, but a writer who knows how despair really feels will know it better

Writers also have to be willing to write about what they're paid for. If a writer that doesn't feel like writing something alot of people want to see written, like smut for example, he ain't exactly gonna make much money with it, at least here in /mgg/. What a writer likes/dislikes to write can vary alot.

But that's just my opinion.

>> No.12851310

>>12851306
As a writefag I'm going to say that it's harder to draw.
Though I'm not any good at either.

>> No.12851316

>>12851306

That applies to almost none of the writefags here. I love pretty much all of our writers, but lets not kid ourselves that this stuff is anything other than smut.

>> No.12851324

What happened to writing because you wanted to write and not because you wanted to be given something in return?

>>12851316
We have very few character pieces, yes. But those we have are phenomenal

>> No.12851326

>>12851306

I disagree. I may not be a top tier writefag but it's still obvious that drawing requires more skill and talent.

>> No.12851328

>>12851324
>phenomenal
Not a single story here is "phenomenal".

>> No.12851336

>>12851328

/lit/ pls

>> No.12851340

>>12851336
Anon, I'm a writefag here, and no, nothing here counts as phenomenal.

>> No.12851344

>>12851306
They both require a lot of practice and work to do well.

Thing with writing is a guy can just fire up Word and start tacking away and his lack of skill won't be as immediately noticeable as if he pulled out a piece of paper and attempted to draw something.

To say one field of art is more difficult than another isn't very fair.

>>12851316
Would you agree that not all smut is created equal? Certainly you've got a favorite writer?

It's like the difference between:

"Anon squeezed and rubbed the Anubutt's paws. They were soft. The Anubutt really liked it."

"Anon caressed and massaged each pad on her paw, ensuring every satiny pillow received its due attention. All the while the Anubutt sighed in satisfaction, melting into the chair."

Stuff like that, I guess.

>> No.12851345

>>12851306
>>12851310
>>12851316

I have done both, personally. I'm a good enough artist I've been asked for commissions several times, but I write more than I draw.

At a high enough skill level, writing requires a much higher time input than drawing. Particularly in /mgt/ when many (but not all) of the requests are largely the same: a cute female, with monster bits added on. So it's partially cookie-cutter work, since the ideal female form remains largely the same. Semi-humans might take a bit longer, but a skilled artist can easily do cleaned up lineart in an hour or two.

A truly well-written story can take much longer. Unlike with drawing a MG there is no one ideal perfect form. There are many, many ways to convey the same plot. My time input for a good long story is several hours, if not days.

BUT...

The sad truth it, people enjoy art more than they do stories, generally speaking. A picture can convey hundreds of words of detailed description in an instant. Humans are visual creatures, and men in particular (which is why erotic literature trends towards female consumers). So even if writing does take work, it's not as in demand or valuable to /mgt/ -- at least on average.

>> No.12851346

>>12849971
Well, I suppose I need to find that Harpy picture somewhere.

>> No.12851349

>>12851340
>I'm a writefag here
Considering the extents people will go to fall off their horse more than anyone else, that doesn't say much.

>> No.12851354

>>12851344

Your first example sounds like the average greentext.

>> No.12851359

>>12850092
Where are Darlings gains?

>> No.12851365

On the subject of writefags, what updates are you look forward to the most right now?
I want to see how Lanternon ends his story, and The Spider and the Fly needs an update too.

>> No.12851366

>>12851349
I can't wrap my head around what that sentence means. Can you rephrase it?

>> No.12851369

>>12851328

I don't know man, Truckercore is pretty phenomenal at the fact that its creator and tritagonist cause massive amounts of fanny fluster.

>> No.12851370

>>12851369
Well that certainly is a phenomenon...

>> No.12851374

>>12851365
>Spider and the Fly needs an update
I know, I'm just a lazy bum. I'll start writing one today.

>> No.12851378

>>12851374
Do I need to fuck your tiger again?

>> No.12851379

>>12851365
Rusalka and Kitsoviet's new story.

>> No.12851381

>>12850929
I've always had an affinity for her design.

>> No.12851388
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>>12851365

>People will never look forward to stuff from you
>You will never unleash and unholy holocaust of 'soft' with Panda, P'Orc, and Yeti

>> No.12851390

>>12851378
That's not a very nice thing to say.

>> No.12851391

>>12851365

Paladin Reintegration Programme and Dietritch's Adventures.

Also, still waiting on that dumpster snail girl story.

>> No.12851394

>>12851388
I kind of know how you feel.
>>12851390
Being a lazy bum is not a nice thing either. I got 96% with her last time, if I remember correctly...

>> No.12851401

>>12851394
but I do it for free. and a lot of women are named Katya, it doesn't mean it's the same one ;_;

>> No.12851403

>>12851388
>>12851394

I know this feel.

That being said, I don't think being a well talked about writefag is what its cracked up to be.

The most talked about is usually Bob.

You don't want to be like Bob do you?

>> No.12851404

>>12851401
>I do it for free
So does she. Get back to work already.

>> No.12851409

>>12851403
>You don't want to be like Bob do you?

I dunno. If he wrote as poorly as people tried to make it seem, why do so many people care about what he's done?

>> No.12851414

>>12851404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lg51dzWHJE
Hurt feelings, anon.

>> No.12851416

>>12851403
It's better to be notorious than forgotten.

>> No.12851417
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>>12851365
Paladin Reintegration Programme
Lich Encounter
A Familiar Friend
The Spider and the Fly
It's Not the Fall That Kills You
Aviators
Uncharted Islands
Soviet Fluffy Tails Rewrites
>>12851388
Do it, do it now.

>> No.12851424

>>12851414
Just so you know, I feel entitled to fucking that tiger since I was there when she was invented.

>> No.12851425

>>12850007
>Wurm
>#4
>Get choice 1 in the bonus round

Why do I see Wurm pulling many a kool-aid man style entrances when she greets me?

>> No.12851426

> All these writefags trying to hype their shit up

Put on trips or stop being attention whores. You're owed precisely nothing for providing OC on 4chan. Don't like it? Fuck off to Reddit.

>> No.12851432

>>12851426
Are you sure you live in the real world? I don't see anyone hyping their shit up.

>> No.12851433

>>12851345
That pretty much nails it, with additional caveat of that writing has a lower acceptance threshold. When something looks off in art, however marginal, it can break the whole deal and be QUALITY or just seen as bad.

With writing, by and large the sense of imagery is left to the reader. Of course you need to describe things but trying to be too methodical and mechanical doesn't work the same as it might for portrait drawings. You don't need as much anatomical perfection, so you have more low-end freedom, which is used as the focal point.

>>12851366
Yeah, to be fair it's a bit archaic and I can't remember where I specifically heard it first. Similar vein to "being on a high horse", it's an analogy about modesty, because everyone falls off a horse, but then you have people that start going "Oh, but I fell off even more than that! I'm so hopeless!"

The one thing people can be relied upon to do is talk shit about themselves and how little value they have. Putting greentext arrows infront of perfectly fine prose is a good example. It's "just" greentext. It's "just" for /mgg/. It's "just" smut. Not commenting on any practical worth of writing, but the level of self-depreciation is silly.

>> No.12851434

>>12851426
>People liking stories.
So fucking impossible to believe, they're all samefagging I bet.

>> No.12851436

>>12851417
Why is that picture so adorable?

>> No.12851442

>>12851433
>the level of self-depreciation is silly
Ha-hah! So you admit Alp isn't the only one who does this?

>> No.12851445

>>12851426

Just because someone mentioned a story, doesn't mean it's gonna make me read it. Nobody's hyping anything.

>> No.12851449

>>12851426

You clearly weren't around when Negawalker was about. If those guys are actually hyping up their own stories then they're being shit at it.

>> No.12851453
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I love sea bishop

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>>12851417
Oh shit, I forgot to add Pretty Human.
>>12851436
Nervous muscle girls a qt.

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>>12851453
I love Sea Shanties!

Also Mermaids are scary after that doujin that may or may not have ended with someone dying since I don't know enough about biology to know how it works.

>> No.12851470

>>12850929
Well, I'll look forward to what you do, if you choose to do it :p

>> No.12851474

>>12851453
They're holy right? Can they become sea paladins? The most gentlest and caring paladins of the sea
>>12851470
why no more canadian succubus, in jeans beanie and flannel top

>> No.12851485

>>12851465

Technically the act of inserting eggs into a man's colon is according to the comic a way to protect the eggs.

Even though that would be a terrible place to store eggs. To start with large intestine is where a significant percentage of our gut bacteria is located, a very high rate of infection is likely.

Secondly it's a high pressure place with many contractions. Either the eggs are squishy and would've been pushed out by muscular contractions or hard and would shatter and tear into the tract.

Even if the eggs were sticky and small enough to stick to the colon it would have to deal with you know literal shit.

Basically you couldn't pick a worse spot to lay your eggs than in a man's ass.

You're better off killing someone and use their cadaver as a shelter as actual animals do.

>> No.12851487

>>12851465

That mouth still looks weird.

>> No.12851488

>>12851485
I always assumed when she said "Serve as nutrition for my children" it meant they would hatch inside and...yeah.

>> No.12851490

>>12851442
>Alp isn't the only one
Oh hell, of course not. Maybe just the cutest/most bullyable about it, but that's as much cause people enjoy bullying alps.

Recent example, I forget who and don't mean any offense, probably Nyanon? But when someone suggested a /tg/ quest might be a better place, they went weak at the knees about how it wasn't good enough for /tg/. Probably not the intent but kind of came across that we and/or the writer is some lesser alternative.

I can understand confidence issues but it gets out of hand.

>> No.12851491

>>12851485
You clearly missed the line after the guy cums inside the mermaid.

>"Well, now your manual labour is finished, right? Now you will serve as nutrition for my children."

>> No.12851496

>>12851490
>/tg/
But anon, that's where the big boys play!
I mean seriously, we ARE the lesser alternative. People there do quests and shit all the time, and they've become exceedingly good at it. We just fumble around in the dark like a bunch of virgins.

>> No.12851499

>>12851485

Their basically turned into incubators for the mermaid babies that'll eat their way out of the father.

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>>12851499
>>12851491
>>12851488
>>12851485

>stop, my penis can only get so erect

>> No.12851512

>>12851499
>>12851491
>>12851488

How horrifying

>> No.12851529

How about a high stakes sting operation/heist in a Monster Girl setting?
Like, robbing a Dragon's hoard from the moving van or something more clever.

>> No.12851531
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>"Hey there, Mr. lifeguard~"
>"Why don't you get in the water and practice your resusitation techniques with me~?"

>> No.12851552

>>12851388
All of those are nice, just add heart pupils and I'm sold

>> No.12851555

>>12851531
>"How about I re-enact Jaws?"

>> No.12851562
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>>12851555
Shark Girls hate Jaws.

>> No.12851564

>>12851555
We're gonna need a bigger bed?

>> No.12851565

>>12851555
All over her face?

>> No.12851575

>Meanwhile when an anon sitting by himself at the beach he is talked to by a wandering Sea Bishop for some small talk.
>But this sends Anon running away and screaming something about not going for his anus while the Sea Bishop is left alone and wonders what she did and feels like a terrible person for the rest of the day

>> No.12851588

>>12851575
Blame Japan and their shit taste.

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>>12851564
Bigger beds mean bigger Monster Girls.

>> No.12851624

>>12851529

>Payday: The Hoard
>Go into a Dragon girl's cave stealthily and attempt to rob her treasure while she's asleep/out doing dragon things
>Have a time limit to gather as much gold as you can and shove it into the van before she wakes up/comes back home
>Have to overpower and subdue her husband without harming him, as he'll definitely try to defend his waifu's hoard, thinking he's a righteous chuuni superman or some shit like that
>If you harm or kill him, the Dragon girl will get 300% mad and destroy everything in her way to kill your ass
>If you take too long to escape, she'll start chasing your van, flying around spitting fireballs at you as the driver dodges the blasts until you reach a safe point and complete the heist

I'd buy this game.

>> No.12851629

>>12851624
>Stealing from a Dragons hoard.
Why are you such an asshole Anon?

>> No.12851632

>>12851624
>Storymode: your stupid cousin owes a Tanuki money, go do these things to pay her off!
>>12851629
It's just a video game, nobody's advocating this should be done in real life, Mr. Thompson.

>> No.12851635

>>12851391
Dietrichs Adventure soon anon, I promise.

My new pc get's here the 14th, that's when I'm going to start writing again.

>> No.12851636

>>12851632
But think of the children!

>> No.12851638

>>12851629
The twist ending is that he is stealing the gold for his sick dragon daughteru who can't raid because she has the deadly Japanese cold.

>> No.12851639

>>12851636
THE CHILDREN ARE THE TARGET AUDIENCE!

>> No.12851642

>>12851629

What if that dragon stole all that shit from other people? What if she forced some village to pay debts to her just because she's a dragon or some other bullshit reason, leaving them in in pitiful life conditions?

>> No.12851643

>>12851624
>thinking he's a righteous chuuni superman or some shit like that
Or you know, just because he loves her and he doesn't want you to steal anything.

>> No.12851645

>>12851639
>Implying you can make any serious money if you don't market to at least teenagers

>> No.12851649

>>12851638
>>12851642

I can't deal with all these nuances you guys.

>> No.12851652

>>12851645
The parents are the ones with the money anyway.

>> No.12851656

>>12851643

>Choosing to fight four heavily armed men wearing masks who are hellbent on getting that gold because of love
>Putting your life on the line for your waifu's material possessions

The only thing you should risk your life for is your waifu. Gold is expendable, you are not, at least, not to her, right?

>> No.12851663

>>12851652
Either way, marketing anything related to Payday/MGs to children is no way to make money.

>> No.12851671

>>12851663
>Mommy! Buy me that!
Sounds like money to me.

>> No.12851677

>>12851671
>"No honey, you can't have that, it's filthy/violent".

Bro, do you even business?

>> No.12851684

>>12851677
That's not the reaction my parents had. There were like, two kids back in the day whose parents wouldn't buy them the new GTA or whatever it was everybody was hyped for.

>> No.12851685

>>12851677

>"Daddy! Buy me that!"
>"Sure thing son, that game looks rad as fuck, does it have co-op?"

And then family bonding happens. Through violent vidya, unity.

>> No.12851686

>>12851656

>Implying I haven't been redesigning the cavern like a Dungeon Keeper.
>Implying I haven't kept multiple measures to take on these intruders
>Implying I wouldn't take them out one by one as their flaws lead them straight into my traps and mobs
>Implying I wouldn't have the final one tied up to a chair as I talk to him to see if he's worthy of some treasure
>Implying I wouldn't simply tell them that if they asked I would've given them a portion in the first place
>Implying I wouldn't give them the loan on contract, collect the interest and watch as even more gold comes in

>> No.12851688

>>12851685
mfy this is how i got diablo 2

>> No.12851694

>>12851684
Maybe, but you know how those marketers are..

>>12851685
I wouldn't anything about family bonding :(

>> No.12851696

>>12851694
>*know anything

Jeez lay off the booze idiot, it's not even new years

>> No.12851699

>>12851694
>I wouldn't anything about family bonding
I still remember how my dad failed to climb a flight of stairs in Spyro 2, declared the game bad and showed me Doom instead.

>> No.12851708

>>12851699
That's awesome man, I do envy you..

>> No.12851717

>>12851708
I'm pretty sure I've told about the other gaming related things I experienced with my dad, like that time he walked in on me with the Bible Black VN?
I won't repeat myself. You should find ways to bond with your dad, at least.

>> No.12851722

>>12851717
>"are you winning son?"

>> No.12851724

>>12851717
That'd be nice, but it's not gonna happen.

>> No.12851728

>>12851724
Why not?

>> No.12851736

>>12851728
My old man died when I was 8 so...Nope, unlikely to happen.

>> No.12851737

>>12851736
Well now I feel like an asshole. I'll just shut up.

>> No.12851744

>>12851737
Meh, don't worry about it mate.

>> No.12851746

>>12851488
Yeah, especially with that last page it's heavily implied if not straight out clear that it's serving as nutrition: alien style.

Its hard being an innocent shota in a MG infested world.

>> No.12851769

>>12851607
>that was my plan all along

>> No.12851770

Since many deep sea creatures have built in lights, can you imagine a rave with Scyllas, Krakens, and Viperfish MG's along with the infinite number of Jelly MG's?

That would be like the most rad party ever.

>> No.12851772

>>12851770
It would suck because all aquatic MGs have shit taste in music

>> No.12851775

>>12851772
>>12851770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUFcfXgW_dQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5m_XtCX3c

>> No.12851777

>>12851772
The older shark girls still go for that 80s punk sound these days so some of them aren't that bad...

>> No.12851781

>>12851775
>the Beatles
Alright, but I'm more of an Elvis man myself
>Ween
Okay just stop anon, you're proving my point

>> No.12851795

>>12851781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCNRgfkeWXs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrV6exi1WlM
Finding ocean related songs is harder than I thought. and I'm not gonna post Atlantis by Donovan, the first 2 minutes is bound to put people to sleep. Also, Zappa isn't what I'd call party music.

>> No.12851814

>>12851772

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqJKZVnNLT0

>Shark Girls listening to Dethklok

>> No.12851835

>>12851814
The sea is a scary place.

>> No.12851843

>>12851814
meanwhile,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxOtD7OZ294

>> No.12851857
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Awoo

>> No.12851858

>>12850510
(not him)
>Every time I try to follow instructions on something, things go awry for no discernible reason.
I know how that feels.

>> No.12851859

>>12851857
Such a loving smile.

They kind of smile that says

PREPARE YOUR PELVIS

>> No.12851864

>>12851857
Erection in progress

>> No.12851869

>>12851857
Please no, New Year's fireworks are going have my dog scared enough as is.

>> No.12851870

>>12851857
Damn, I wish my colouring skills were at least half as good.

Seriously, me colouring is like watching a piece of bread teaching gymnastics.

>> No.12851874

>>12851857
I want to rub her weak spots while she turns into a blob of pleasure.

Then get fucked through my floors and walls.

>> No.12851875

>>12851869
Do you think Hellhound is scared of fireworks?

>> No.12851876

>>12850462
>ybone
I don't like the thought of imouto-dicking but...

>> No.12851877

>>12851875
doubtful consider she's a freaking guardog for tarturus

>> No.12851878

>>12851875
Probably. She'd hide under the bed and whimper.
>>12851877
There are no loud bangs in hell, just long wails.

>> No.12851883

>>12850549
Aftyn?

>> No.12851886

>>12851875
>And now anon, I am going to ride you so hard that you wil-

>BANG!

>Hides under the bed.

>WHAT THE CHRIST WAS THAT?

>> No.12851888

>>12851870
I'm struggling a good deal with the coloring actually. Not used to working with dark shades.

>> No.12851891

>>12851878
>Probably. She'd hide under the bed and whimper
You kidding me.

>> No.12851893

>>12850805
Please, just stop writing this.

>> No.12851894

>>12851891
Sensitive ears.

>> No.12851899

>>12851894
So what would a dog whistle do?

>> No.12851901

>>12850847
{obligatory charon comment)

>> No.12851902

>>12851899
Asura's Wrath modo.

>> No.12851903

>>12851899
Hello new rape whistle

>> No.12851906

>>12851878
it takes 9 days for someone to finally reach the bottom of tartarus when falling in so i'd imagine that would make quite a bang

>> No.12851908

>>12850805
wat

>> No.12851910

>>12851899
make you a rapge magnet

>> No.12851912

>>12851888
I suppose everyone does.

I guess my point was: Good job, keep it up.

>> No.12851913

>>12851908
Yeah, GamerGazer has lost enough fan following and has become outrageous enough that it's effectively "jumped the shark". Only a slow declined and death waits for it now, unless he axes it early.

>> No.12851919

>>12851913
to be honest, I never really saw what was so good about it, but I don't play that much vidya, I can see having a chubby girlfriend, or even a chubby girlfriend who plays vidya (nothing wrong with that), but having a fat girlfriend, who's also a bitch, and then impregnating her? 3DPD Nightmare fuel.

>> No.12851920

>>12851913
Eh, I like reading it.

It's not like it pops up that often either. Usually once a thread.

>> No.12851926

>>12851910
No it wouldn't
>be chased by bunch of wolf girls in the woods
>blow whistle
>suddenly all the wolf girls tense up, covering their ears in pain, running away
>now you just have to deal with that grizzly behind you that you just woke up from hibernation

>> No.12851929
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12851929

>>12851926
>Oh, bother!

>> No.12851931

>>12851929
just give her honey mead

>> No.12851932

>>12851913
I don't mind it, but I agree, it has jumped the shark

>> No.12851937

>>12851929
Sweet, now I get a big fluffy teddy bear to cuddle with.

>> No.12851938

>>12851929
Best end.

>> No.12851952

So, for anyone that cares, Nekopara ( https://vndb.org/v15538 ) has been released. I'm not sure if it has "enough" monstergirls to be worthy of posting in this thread, but all the females are at least cosplay-tier catgirls. You can find the mixed language (JPN, ENG, CHN), 18+ version on /a/'s favourite torrent site named after the sound a cat makes.

It's a kinetic novel with no choices, but it's by a pretty famous h-artist, so don't expect much more than cute fanservice and smut. Haven't played it myself so can't vouch for quality.

>> No.12851953
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>>12849437
Look at him. Look at him and laugh.

>> No.12851955
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12851955

>>12851929

>> No.12851959

>>12851955
My god she looks so soft, hell I think she's softer than a P'Orc.

>> No.12851960

>>12850723
Goddamn this just sounds super creepy to have a MG show up out of the middle of nowhere.

>> No.12851963

>>12851959
There can be no reconciliation.

Now I want to see P'Orcs and Pandas recreate the battle for Warsong Gulch.

>> No.12851964

>>12851952
It looks so deliciously vanilla.

>> No.12851969

>>12851959

Touch the Panda.

Do it now.

>> No.12851973

>>12851969
Can I touch the Panda AND the P'Orc?

God I want to have a soft cuddle puddle with a Panda and P'Orc.

>> No.12851983

>>12851857
monorus please
do lewds of others mgs
like the panda one or glacies

>> No.12851985

>>12850549
Are you the reason he tweeted, "I CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH!" yesterday?

>> No.12851986

Would it be consider cheating on your kitsune wife if you where to touch other kitsunes fluffy tails? How about brushing?

What if you lived in a kitsune village and you touched all the tails, would you be the village's slut?

>> No.12851988
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12851988

>>12851929
This reminds me of a puz- greentext.

>> No.12851990

>>12850642
>NoteDec2014
FUCK.
I wanted to get that one, but it was already sold-out online by the time I placed my order.

>> No.12851991

>>12851983
anon please
pay him
no one likes doing 1-3 hours work without pay, just fyi

>> No.12851993

>>12851986
Touching and/or brushing tails is not lewd. You could be like a barber for them.

>> No.12851996

>>12851986
I doubt touching tails would be that big a deal.

>> No.12851998

>>12851993
Is touching and brushing a Kejourou's hair considered NTR for a barber?

>> No.12851999

>>12851998
No, don't be silly, Billy. Now get back to work.

>> No.12852001

>>12851991
less does it
same with a lot of others

>> No.12852007

>>12851988
I love this.

>> No.12852009
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>>12851993

Some see it as a lewd act

>> No.12852010

>>12852001
No, they draw what THEY want. Which is the reason people bitch about .less, by the way.

But drawing stuff you don't want to is like the difference between reading a novel you've been looking forward to and reading pages in the textbook because it's your homework. Hence why people pay them.

>> No.12852011

>>12851684
I was one of those two kids, you lucky bastard.
>>12851699
>>12851717
>Best dad
>Best dad
pick any two.

>> No.12852012
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12852012

How do you convince your daughteru to let you brush her tail so you can get all the knots out of it?

>> No.12852013
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12852013

Would you want a Succubus maid?

>> No.12852017
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12852017

>>12851983
Well, I kinda have this sitting around.

>> No.12852018

>>12852011
>Best dad
How can you say that when he raised me to become... well, this?

>> No.12852019

>>12852013
I don't think Succubus maids would do much housework.

>> No.12852026

>>12852012
I tell her Timmy's Cool Big Brother likes girls with neatly groomed tails.

>> No.12852031
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12852031

Is Bionicle monstergirls?

>> No.12852032
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12852032

>>12852013
Just to think, I still have the file for Sakuya's translation of pic-related on me.

>> No.12852033

>>12852026
>"H-he does?!"
"Yep, I heard he has a thing for girls with well-groomed fluffy tails."

She'll keep it well-brushed for the rest of her life.

>> No.12852038

>>12852031
Bionicle is dead.

They're also more "bio-organic CLANG CLANG" than anything else.

>> No.12852039

>>12852017
Boner achieved
Will there be some action to follow that up, mate?

>> No.12852041

>>12852017
damn that dress looks good

>> No.12852045

>>12852032
Man I wish his work got translated more often.

>> No.12852055
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12852055

>>12852038
But it is still monstergirls, right?

>> No.12852056

>>12852055
No idea.

>> No.12852057

>>12852017
Dat softness.

>> No.12852058
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12852058

>>12852055
We Robot now?

>> No.12852059

>>12852017
Oh my but that is lovely.

>> No.12852062

>>12851993
>Touching and/or brushing tails is not lewd.
Yeah except that recent hentai where the girl messily cums three times just from having her tail stroked

>> No.12852063

>>12852031
Roodahka is at least.
Or however the fuck you spell her name.

>>12852038
Isn't it getting revived?

>> No.12852065

>>12852013
>succubus maid
>snail trails everywhere
Might not be the most productive combination.

>> No.12852066

>>12852017
Jeez, look at all this Panda-ring going on here..

>> No.12852070

>>12852058
You can't have daughterus with robots.
Unless the robutts have properties similar to MGQ's Next Dolls.

>> No.12852071

>>12852066
Charon shut it, we're having fun now.

>> No.12852073

>>12852070
I would like to point you to Armitage the Third.

>> No.12852074

>>12852066
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12852076 [SPOILER] 
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>>12850254
>Cyclops bully

That's not how you do it. You're supposed to do this!

>> No.12852079

>>12852070
>can't
>in the context of anything sex-related with MGs
>in an MGE setting

Liches can have fucking babies. I'm sure robots can magically assemble the with nanites and shit.

>> No.12852084

>>12852071
Oh...alright, I should've guessed I would be boated out of here.

>> No.12852087
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12852087

Who wants to discuss the idea of MGs cosplaying /v/ girls?
Or /v/ girls becoming MGs? Either or really.

>> No.12852088
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12852088

>>12852079
> I'm sure robots can magically assemble the with nanites and shit.
Oh, I figured that after I typed up my post.
That's my fetish.

>> No.12852089

>>12852076
That's too lewd!

You're supposed to shove her in a locker and leave her there for the rest of the day, not be loving and caring with her.

>> No.12852096

>>12852032
I really want to see more Hroz's works translated.

>> No.12852098

I'm planning on spending all of tomorrow sitting on the computer and writing.

Inspire me, you foolish mortals!

>> No.12852100

>>12852087
Fuck that bitch and fuck her pole.

Goddamn I have never beaten her when I play against someone that picks her.

>> No.12852101
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12852101

>>12852070
>Not building your daughterus together with your robot waifu.

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>>12852087
I'm far more partial to seeing them dressed in /m/ related mech-suits/attire.

>> No.12852104

>>12852076
>She can handle two Things at once

How lewd.

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>>12852079
Where there's a will, there's a 'CLANG-CLANG'.

>> No.12852108

>>12852098
Kikimora daughteru getting the D. Follows mommy around imitating her to learn the maidu ways. One day catches a glimpse of her riding daddy and assumes it's a maidu duty..

>> No.12852112

Am I the only person here who's seen Armitage the Third?

>> No.12852118

>>12852098
Hellhound that's afraid of fireworks.
Catgirl that tries to climb the christmas tree whenever your back is turned
Yandere cellphone girl that gets mad when you use the phone at work

>> No.12852121

>>12852112
The movie or the OVA?

I've seen the former. Though this discussion of robot mating has me thinking of Outlaw Star for some reason...

>> No.12852122

>>12852108
No dicking the daughteru.
>>12852118
I can see to the first two. Done.

>> No.12852124
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12852124

>"I-I hope Anon gives me maintenance service today <3 "

>> No.12852132

>>12852124
That thing can be shut down right?

No way I'm touching it when it's online.

>> No.12852133

>>12852101
>cue the relevant scene from robots (2005 film)

>> No.12852135

>>12852124
I'd release my inner berserker on her if you know what I mean.

>> No.12852144

>>12852124
You wouldn't fuck that, right?

>> No.12852145

>>12852098
A bunch of dwarves, elves, a shota, and an old bro-tier wizard go on an adventure to reclaim the dwarves kingdom from the terrible dragon
>sorry I just got back from seeing the new hobbit movie in iMax 3d
Spoiler: it was awesome

>> No.12852152

>>12852145
I know it was awesome, but no, I won't do that.

>> No.12852153

>>12852145
I saw it in Ultra AVX. Not as awesome as IMAX, but still great.

The climax at the start was odd, but still, great fuckin' movie.

>> No.12852155

>>12852144
Bro, there's at least one person here who would.
its me

>> No.12852156

>>12852098
Healing story about some anon picking up a homeless kikimora and getting her back on track in life by taking care of her instead of the other way around.

Kiki's can't get enough love.

>> No.12852162
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12852162

Is the Younglady a monstergirl?

>> No.12852163

>>12852156
But anon, I already have one story with a homeless girl in it

>> No.12852165

>>12852162
Fuck is that?

Do I shoot it?

>> No.12852167

>>12852163
Won't hurt to have more no? Or if you want, switch the roles around. A kiki picking up some homeless anon and getting him back on his feat again.

>> No.12852169

>>12852167
>Won't hurt to have more no?
Will hurt to have more, yes.

>> No.12852171

>>12852165
You Crash() it with your penis, and Load() it with your seed so it can spawn more of itself.

>> No.12852182

>>12852171
Oh it's from Transistor I guess.

I'll just kill it.

>> No.12852188

>>12852098
A man inherits a house with a bunch of different MG maids, but they also carry a secret; they are a superhero team of crime fighting maids! And the guy becomes their leader, and the Arachne who was a villain becomes good and starts working with them

>> No.12852190

>>12852188
Too goofy for me.

>> No.12852192

>>12852171
Those things better be wrapped inside an interface class..

>> No.12852194
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12852194

>>12852132
>>12852144
>Not appreciating the beauty that are cute girls in school uniforms regardless of their shape and size.

>> No.12852195

>>12852098
matango gains the ability to walk

>> No.12852196

>>12852190
Make it grimdark then I just gave you gold here man

>> No.12852197

>>12852188
That sounds absolutely retarded.

Hell I think Power Rangers with monster girls would sound better than what you just pitched.

>> No.12852201

>>12852196
No anon, that is not something I could write.

>> No.12852205

>>12852194
It's not cute, it's a robot.

Robots can't be cute.

>> No.12852209

>>12852205
What about Wall-E?

>> No.12852210

>>12852197
You mean Sentai.

>> No.12852211

>>12852197
Screw you I'm coming up with ideas here man. You don't know how much venom in snorting right now to come up with this

>> No.12852212

>>12852210
No I'm talking about Power Rangers you dumb nigger.

>> No.12852214

>>12852209
Doesn't count.

>> No.12852216

>>12852212
Powers Rangers are shit, and Saban a shit too.

>> No.12852219

>>12852188
With Rob Schneider playing the protagonist

>> No.12852220

>>12852201
ushi's being cute rape trains

>> No.12852221

>>12852216
Talking about Power Rangers helps me not get confused with that one anon that talks about Kamen Rider and posts that one gif from Kuuga a lot.

>> No.12852222
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>>12852205
>Robots can't be cute.
n8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8.

>> No.12852223

>>12852220
I can handle this, yes.

>> No.12852226

>>12852222
Isn't Aigis an android?

I thought robots and androids were different.

>> No.12852228

>>12852226
An android is necessarily a robot but a robot is not necessarily an android.

>> No.12852237

>>12852226
>>12852228

Android and gynoid are just gender-specific terms for robots. "Andr-" being a masculine prefix, and "Gyn-" being a feminine one. But the terminology has been corrupted by incorrect usage in science fiction, like many others. So nowadays people misuse "android" as just "any human-like robot"

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>you will never have a motocycle waifu to ride everywhere you go.
Suffering.

>> No.12852242

>>12852240
Motorcycle a shit

>> No.12852246

>>12852240
Hold on anon, that's a transformer.

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12852254

>>12852242
fight me irl 1v1, faget.

>>12852246
What's a Transformer, silly? That's a normal motorcycle.

>> No.12852257

>>12852240
>>12852254
>That one Arcee comic by Fred Perry
Not sure what was better. The lewdness, or the DBZA references

>> No.12852262

>>12852254
I can't seem to find a source on this. It looks interesting though.

>> No.12852264

>>12852257
>>That one Arcee comic by Fred Perry
That comic was pure sex.

>>12852262
Only found this two on Gelbooru.

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>>12852222

you bastard

>> No.12852267
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>>12849100
ATTENTION /MGG/, ATTENTION

This guy right here "losenis"
http://pastebin.com/u/Losenis

Was writing a story called Zanzibar
http://pastebin.com/u/PiggyPig

Is he still here? Show yourself. Where is the rest of it? It was just starting to get good.

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>>12852264
forgot 2nd.

>> No.12852269

>>12852254

That dude can't draw motorcycles for shit

it looks like a wonky potato with wheels

>> No.12852272

>>12852267
You posted this before, and you found nothing. You will find nothing now.

>> No.12852275

>>12852272
1. I only posted it once before
2. These threads are massive and not everyone lurks them every day
3. The story's last update was in November, it is very likely the writer still visits these threads.

If I find nothing again be prepared to see it in another thread

>> No.12852279

>>12852275
How long must you continue your mad quest, Ahab?

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>>12852267
I too have a question, who was the writefag behind pic-related? I've had it sitting in my screencaps folder for some time now.

>> No.12852282

>>12852275

it's dead, jim

filed under: shit taste, your

>> No.12852289

>>12852279
As long as it takes. or until another couple great stories pique my interest and end up taking my attention

>Soviet Fox is finished
>Long Distance Relationship is finished
>Truckergirls is finished
>Moose is still on hiatus

>>12852282
There's a chance it can be brought back to life, the writer just needs to see there is interest in his /ss/ bullying

>shit taste
talk shit, get hit. post your favorites or clam up nerd

>> No.12852290

>>12852281
God Succubi are so shit.

They should be forced to live in Succubus only districts.

>> No.12852294

>>12852289
>truckercore
>indication of anything but awful fucking taste
not even that guy, but that story was fucking bad.

>> No.12852297

>>12852289
*Long Distance Seduction

>> No.12852299

>>12852294
It only got bad when the sentimental healing shit at the end kicked in. Everything up to that was great.

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>>12852290
Nah, they're okay.

>> No.12852305

>>12852302
They're really not.

I want to punch one in the face, I bet it would feel so satisfying.
I'd rather fuck a human girl

>> No.12852307

Is the anon who wanted an update for Dietrichs adventure still here? If so I got an update for you so merry christmas and all that bullshit.

>> No.12852308

>>12852307
I'm not him but I'll gladly accept it.

>> No.12852309

>>12852290
>>12852305
Paladin, pls.

>> No.12852310

>>12852307
Oh fuck I haven't even read that in like a few months.

Got a pastebin?

>> No.12852311

>>12852290
>They should be forced to live in Succubus only districts.
What do yo think Red Districts are?

>> No.12852313

>>12852307
link?

>> No.12852314

>>12852305
>rather fuck a human girl

>>>/lgbt/

>> No.12852315

>>12852308
You want me to post it to the pastebin or just greentext it here?

>> No.12852318

>>12852315
Pastebin sounds better.

>> No.12852321

>>12852318
Right, writing the last bit right now gimme a sec, it might not be much but tell me what you think.

>> No.12852322

>>12852311
I'm talking like First Nation reserves.

They aren't allowed to leave without special permission.

>> No.12852326

>>12852321
>gimme a sec
But I need to go to sleep so I can stay up all day and night tomorrow!

>> No.12852331

>>12852314
>not wanting to shatter a Succubus's soul by fucking a human girl behind her back.

>> No.12852334

>>12852302
For some reason, I'm imagining her tail curling around my leg while she tries to cuddle/dry-hump/grind me from the side...

>> No.12852335

>>12852331
>making stupid NTR implications on an anonymous image board

>> No.12852336

http://pastebin.com/sugvte1w

>>12852326
Sorry anon.

>> No.12852338

Succubuses should be in charge of motherly sexual education for growing boys. Sexual is a very delicate thing after all, we have to make sure boys all over the world are healthy

>> No.12852343

>>12852336
I forgive you.

>> No.12852345

>>12852336
There'll probably be some errors but I ask you all to bare with me until I go over it later.

>> No.12852346

>>12852331
>implying the succubus wont get off on that

Succubi >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Human Girls == Matango

>> No.12852350

>>12852338
Shouldn't it be a Dark Priest though?

They seem like they would be the more motherly type.

>> No.12852356

>>12852350
Dark Priests have other uses

>> No.12852357

>>12852345
>>12852336
Alright then. Question:
Why is it written like a greentext when it's not?

>> No.12852362

>>12852087
>MG's cosplaying
>oni as hellboy

>> No.12852363

>>12852356
But they run a whole church about sex.

They seem like a better choice.

>> No.12852369

>>12852357
Because it was one originally, why, want me to change it?

>> No.12852371

>>12852350
I want a mantis girl to teach me sex ed. It would be awkward and hilarious.

>> No.12852374

>>12852363
I said they have other uses. You can't override the motherly desire of a succubus with a religion. Succubuses are innately predisposed to guiding young boys. They will turn them to men and saisfy their own cravings it's a win-win

>> No.12852379

>>12852374
Succubus mom when?

>> No.12852380

>>12852369
There is a foolish hope in my heart that you would one day make a proper story out of it.
>>12852371
>Add seasoning to the male as you see fit, but his sweat should provide enough salt on it's own. Once his cock stops twitching, just dig in.
>...
>That was a joke.

>> No.12852382

>>12852371
Would you want Mantis mom to teach you the birds and the bees while using her work as an assassin as a reference?

>> No.12852385

>>12852379
Honestly there is something very close to that here
>>12852267

>> No.12852387

>>12852379
http://exhentai.org/g/579092/b275d18d5f/

Not a story but it might work for you.

>> No.12852388

>>12852380
I'll go through it on the 14th and rearrange it into one then it might take a bit though.

I thought it was pretty neat how the anons already had a bad end for the story not 5 minutes after I posted the first one.

>> No.12852393

>>12852101

>Building your robot daughteru with your waifu
>Spend your time perfecting your daughteru's AI with your waifu everyday when you come home from work for months before starting to build her physical body
>Sometimes you're so motivated and determined that you end up falling asleep while working on your daughteru's AI late at night
>Adapt your home computer to host daughteru's AI as to test it and see her wake up for the first time
>A single tear of happiness runs down your cheek as you watch the visual representation of her eyes slowly open on the screen
>Her first words, directed to you, make you laugh with embarassement and joy, as she asks you why your "photosensors" are "leaking"
>As days pass, she watches both you and your waifu carefully build her body, constantly bombarding you with questions about all kids of things
>Her choice of words and knowledge eventually "mature" to those of a young child, as you teach her all kinds of things kids her "age" should know, effectively shaping her mind and personality to those of a little girl
>She learns how to smile, how to "cry", how to be happy and how to be sad, as her AI successfully develops actual emotions based on what she knows about them
>With each passing day, she welcomes you home with a wide pixelated smile on your computer screen, reminding you that she can't wait to be transferred to her physical body

>> No.12852395

So, what do you guys think of the 2nd person perspective?

For example

You go down a hallways.
You see a friend sitting on a bench.
You want to talk to your friend.

Do you guys think that the second person perspective should only be used for greentexts and CYOA's as a start, than move on to the more traditional 1st and 3rd person perspective?

Or does it still have merit on its own, more than simply a starting point?

>> No.12852398

>>12852374
But Dark Priests have been studying their whole lives to know how to please a man.

Why wouldn't the be the best to teach sex ed?

>> No.12852400

>>12852395
I use it in my story, I wish I had thought it through, but I'm stuck with it now.

>> No.12852402

>>12852395
I don't like it at all. You don't get to tell me what to do, dammit!

>> No.12852403

>>12852380
Poor kid gonna be scarred for life.

>>12852382
I don't know how you would translate hit jobs into sex talk. Could be fun though.

>> No.12852407

>>12852403
It could work if she was like Sniper Wolf.

Wolfu sniper vs Solid Snake when?

>> No.12852409

>>12852407
Kobold Meryl when? Snake getting loved by a Cardboard Box Mimic when?

>> No.12852410

>>12852407
No, my heart can't go through that again.

>> No.12852411

>>12851952
Fuck, just played this. I had no idea they'd be using the E-mote system ( for an example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEG2C9iGCII ) with this game, even in the h-scenes. Easily the single best visuals I've seen in a visual novel. Fucking A+. Strongly recommend for anyone who wants fap material better than h-anime, albeit somewhat vanilla.

>> No.12852416

>>12852393

>One year later, on the very same day when she first woke up, you tell her that you have a surprise for her
>Confused and curious, your daughteru's AI asks you what it is, as a big question mark pops up over the visual representation of her avatar on the computer screen
>You tell her to close her "eyes" and wait for it, to which she promptly complies, eager to know what is going on
>A few moments later, you tell her she can open her eyes again
>As she slowly opens her eyes to see her new body completely assembled in front of her, you chuckle to yourself as she squeals in surprise and happiness through the computer's speakers
>On that day, you taught her the meaning of the words "happy birthday", as you and your waifu migrated her AI to her new body, complete with memories and everything
>The first thing your robot daughteru does as soon as she activates her new body is give both of you a tight hug, thanking you for being the best parents in the world

>> No.12852417

>>12852410
Cry for me anon.

>> No.12852418

>>12852407
>>12852410
Can love bloom on a battlefield, Snake?
;_;

>> No.12852419

>>12852398
YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH A DARL PRIEST COULDN'T COMPARE TO THE MAGICS AND TECHNIQUES OF A SUCCUBUS. THEY ARE LUST INCARNATE, THEY ARE THE HEART THAT SKIPS A BEAT AND THE DICK THAT TWITCHES IN DEMON FORM. HOW DARE YOU COMPARE SOME HOLLOW BOOKWORM TO THE CHARMS OF THE FAMOUS SUCCUBUS

>> No.12852420

>>12852409
Oh god that makes Big Boss telling Sigint to get into the box even more creepy.

>> No.12852422

>>12852419
please stop

>> No.12852423

>>12852379
Right now in Vengeance. Worked out so well.

>> No.12852424

>>12852420
You don't understand. You gotta get inside the Box.
She wants a threesome!

>> No.12852428

>>12852419
Stop acting autistic anon.

The name shit was bad enough.

>> No.12852430

>>12852422
>>12852428
>nofunallowed

>> No.12852440
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>>12852393
>>12852416
>hfw she realizes she's only a replacement for the daughter you lost years ago.

>> No.12852442

Imagine how popular twister would be in MGC

>> No.12852446

>>12852442
Twister is fucking retarded.

>> No.12852451

>>12852442
You mean naked twister. Possibly with some expansion-packs that involve getting lubed up, or taking mystery coloured pills which may (read:always) are aphrodisiacs.

>> No.12852452

>>12852442
Spider girls would be dirty cheaters. They'd need to make a rule about only using so many legs.

>> No.12852453
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>>12852446
Y-you don't wanna play it?

>> No.12852455

>>12852430
That's not fun. That's genuine, forum-tier autism

>> No.12852457

>>12852453
No, and you can go fuck yourself if you try to convince me to play it.

>> No.12852459

>>12852457
>saying something like that to a moo-moo
Anon, there is no love or joy left in your heart.

>> No.12852460

>>12852455
>two posts
>autism
but I've never been on a forum

>> No.12852462

>>12852452
Slimes would also be fucking awesome at it.

>> No.12852464

>>12852453
I'm not responsible if you get pregnant during the game.
>>12852457
>he doesn't want to touch the cow.

>> No.12852468

>>12852457
Did your family die in a freak twister accident or something?

>> No.12852469

>>12852440

Who am I, Orianna's dad?

>> No.12852471

>>12852459
You think I give a shit?

Anyone that tries to get me to play that shit game can fuck off.

>> No.12852472

>>12852457
now this is autism

>> No.12852473

MGK.

Overused options with main girls?
2nd grader delinquents?
Or preschooler Ushi Oni?

>> No.12852476

>>12852468
He was probably some twister champion who lost to a Kraken.

>> No.12852477

>>12852471
You don't deserve the waifu you want.

>> No.12852478

>>12852473
always ushi my friend

>> No.12852479

>>12852473
I want to hear about 2nd graded delinquents gushing over Timmy's Cool Big Brother.

>> No.12852482

>>12852479
He only has an older sister.

>> No.12852483

>>12852472
Are you seriously trying to lump me into your RP bullshit?

Fuck off, I just hate a stupid party game.

>> No.12852486

>>12852482
B-but then that means... this was a lie?
>>12852026
>>12852033

>> No.12852489

>>12852486
Yep.

Welcome to the real world.

>> No.12852490

Choices for Sex-ed teacher

1) Dark priestess
2) Succubus
3) Dark Elf
4) any elf
5) other?

>> No.12852491

>>12852486
He used to have an older brother

>> No.12852492

>>12852491
...fucking Alps.

>> No.12852494

>>12852476
>>12852468

>bad memories of playing 'special' twister with father o'malley after sunday school

>> No.12852497

>>12852490
Dark Priest.

>> No.12852498 [DELETED] 

>>12852483
autism
http://youtu.be/w_23z9yJAq0?t=41s

>> No.12852499

>>12852491
Then he went Alp, and sat around drinking beer in nothing but short shorts and a tank top.

>> No.12852501

>>12851173
Still writing more, by the way.
I know I have better things to do with my time than to be writing smut right now...

>> No.12852502

>>12852442
You're playing twister with a couple of monster girls from work when your childhood friend comes along and wants to join in, the problem is that she's a Wurm. Last time you played twister with her was when you were kids and she ended up breaking the ribs of a poor Baphomet, how do you explain to her she can't play twister?

>> No.12852506

>>12852490
I want a rad, 2cool4school Wolf Girl wearing a backwards baseball cap, sneakers and a letterman jacket to skateboard into the classroom.

Who would then tell us that protected sex is for squares and that you should never use birth control pills or condoms.

>> No.12852509

>>12852502

Sorry good friend but if I were to play with you, can you assure that I won't be harmed?

If you can I shall, but if not, want to watch a movie instead?

>> No.12852512

>>12852501
Thank you, anon.

I had better things to do than write an update for my story but I did it, you can do it too, I believe in you!

>> No.12852513

>>12852506
That'd probably get them to USE safe sex options to not be like her.
It's just like those anti smoking seminars.

>> No.12852514

>>12852442
H-how would snakes play twister?

>> No.12852516

>>12852490
P'Orc

>> No.12852517

>>12852506
Oh god no.

I'll strangle you.

>> No.12852518

>>12852513
All according to keikaku.

>> No.12852522

>>12852499
Hot. bet her tits got big from the beer.

>> No.12852524

>>12852513
But the Wolf Girl would be hip with the kids and their lingo!

A skateboarding Werewolf the best way to reach out of them.

>> No.12852525

>>12852522
>beer gut turns into big tits.

Hmm, interesting.

>> No.12852527

>>12852522
She reeks of beer and sleeps around a lot instead of going back to college.
She's also still trying to act like T/Jimmy's big bro.

>> No.12852528

>>12852490
Priestess of Hathor.

>> No.12852531

>>12852517
"Some uncool Paladins might tell you about planned marriage and safe sex. But vanilla missionary is strictly deadspill daddy-o!"

>> No.12852532

>>12852490
Apophis.

She sometimes bring her husband with her to teach them how to do it properly.

>> No.12852533

>>12852527
how is this bad?
>>12852525
the waist and hips and ass will get bigger too.

>> No.12852539

>>12852531
>daddy-o

I'd walk out, no way on earth could I deal with that.

>> No.12852540

>>12852533
It isn't bad at all.
>She tries to help young T/Jimmy through Super Metroid
>Ends up pressing her tits against his back

>> No.12852542
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12852542

Would you hunt her?

>> No.12852543

>>12852540
Love to see how she'd react once he figures out how to shinespark.

>> No.12852547

>>12852542
What is that?

>> No.12852549

>>12852542
I'd rather she hunted me.

>> No.12852552

>>12852543
>"You're a good gamer now. Here, have a beer!"
>Drinking and shenanigans ensues

>>12852547
A Black Diablos girl.
A Black Diablos is a female Diablos in heat. A regular one is normally extremely violent, but a female in heat takes it to a whole new league.

>> No.12852553

>>12852547
That is a Black Diablos girl

>> No.12852556

>>12852087
Well, at one point, there was talk about Pharaoh cosplaying as Shantae.

>> No.12852557

>>12852552
>>12852553
So I should fear for my pelvis?

>> No.12852561

>>12852542
>>12852552
Apparently she'd be the one doing the hunting.

>> No.12852564

>>12852557
Yeah and the cave she drug you.

>> No.12852571

>>12852336
I haven't seen this before, but I must say that I like the premise quite a bit. Though the quality looks good enough, why not make it a proper story without greentext?

>> No.12852575

>>12852557

More like fear for your life.

>> No.12852576

>>12852557
Yes.
They are hardened badasses that can eat cactus and call the desert sand their home.
Even sandworms run away from them in bladder-bursting fear.

>> No.12852581

>>12852552
>V'ing the brotheru

Why are alps such sluts?

>> No.12852583

>>12852575
Remember she's in heat, his life is safe, his chances of retaining pelvis integrity and not having daughterus to take care of however.

>>12852576
The regular ones are called the Desert Tyrant, don't forget to mention that.

>> No.12852587

>>12852571
see >>12852388

>> No.12852589

>>12852581
She WAS in college and drinks more than the Fox did.

>> No.12852593
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>>12852583
Yes.
They are pretty much the big boss of the sands. An Elder Dragon or Deviljho may very likely overpower them though.
Possibly a Tigrex too.

>> No.12852594

>>12852581
It's every onee-chan's duty to make sure their otouto grows up knowing what makes a real woman different from a slut.

>> No.12852600

>>12852581
Because nobody bullied her.

>> No.12852601

>>12852593
Where did you get that image from? I went looking for deviljhoe girls and couldn't find one that wasn't shit, which is when I settled for black diablos girls. If you've got a lagi(ivory or abbyssal are fine) I'd love for you to post it.

>> No.12852603

>>12852594
But anon!

Aren't the big sisters that fuck their little brother even bigger sluts?!

>> No.12852604

>>12852594
But his onee-chan is an alp, that automatically makes her a slut.

>> No.12852606
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>>12852601
Dan/Gelbooru, Daniel-san.
And sadly, most Lagi is not so great depending on your taste.

>> No.12852607

>>12852603
>>12852604
She's demonstrating the traits to watch out for. Such a responsible onee-chan.

>> No.12852608

>>12852604
Well, that's true unless she went alp for him.


Alps are truly the worst.

>>12852603
No. The purest love is between an onee-san and her younger brother. What are you talking about?

>> No.12852613

>>12852603
Fucking someone you love is not being a slut, anon.

>> No.12852616

>>12852606
That lagi is not half as ferocious as she should be. This bothers me; thanks for tip though time to find some decent monstergirls to post.

>> No.12852618

>>12852608
>>12852613
But what's stopping her from fucking more guys?

How do we not know that she just wants some dick?

>> No.12852623

>>12852618
We already do know.
>>12852527
Already said she sleeps around a lot, and she's an alp.
She's a huge slut anon.

>> No.12852625
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>>12852616
Don't mention it.

>> No.12852626

>>12852618
That is a highly unfair and prejudice loaded question which could be asked in regards to any person, be it guy, girl, monster or human.

>> No.12852627

>>12852618
Because monsters generally don't do that?
There are only so many men to go around, and she's not that appealing as an alp.

>> No.12852628

>>12852623
One has to fuck a lot of random people to be a slut.
Drinking a lot and barely leaving the couch does not make one a slut, otherwise a lot of us would be sluts.

>> No.12852634

>>12852628
Did you not read the post I linked? She does fuck a lot of random people.

>> No.12852638

>>12852627
that raises an interesting point
in MGC, how do monsters ration which among their number get the limited supply of men?
is it only the high class like dragons, tanuki, etc? we already know that proactive dating means they don't care about the opinion of their paramour.


>>12852634
he could just be ignoring it
it doesn't really matter honestly

>> No.12852642

>>12852638
Harems.

>> No.12852645

>>12852634
I guess I should have used a different phrase to describe her laziness and habit of sleeping on the couch, huh?

>> No.12852648

>>12852307
>>12852336

Oi mate, right here.

>Dietritch going full Noxian Guillotine on people

Grand. Eagerly waiting for more.

>> No.12852650

>>12852645
Wait did you literally mean she just sleeps a lot? Because saying 'she sleeps around a lot' is a phrase that means she fucks a lot of people.

>> No.12852651

>>12852642
Somehow I don't think a dragon, tanuki, Lilim, etc. would much want to 'share'.

>> No.12852652

>>12852645
>sleeps around
>meant sleeps in different places around the house
There's innocent minded, and then there's anon.

>> No.12852654

>>12852650
I meant she sleeps on the couch a lot.
A couch potato. I tend to use the wrong words to describe people, like Randal in Clerks 2.

>> No.12852656

>>12852650
>>12852652
>Wait did you literally mean she just sleeps a lot?

Maybe he was thinking of a Dormouse

>> No.12852658
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It's rather hot in the volcano, but I'm sure you don't mind, do you anon?

>> No.12852670

>>12852651

Well, KC lore tends to go by first-come, first-serve policies in regards to men. Unless in your headcanon men are hunted down or farmed, then we might actually see prestige or power play an actual factor.

>> No.12852671
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>>12852658
I do not in the slightest.

>> No.12852676

>You and your harem of Monster Girls will never form a giant robot and call it Harem-Oh
>You will never gain new members of your harem and turn Harem-Oh into Dai Harem-Oh
>You'll never encounter Tsun Silver the Chimera who has her own Robot, Tsundere-Oh
>You will never finally make her join you despite saying she's not doing it for you Baka
>Your Robot and hers will never combine into TsunTsun Dai Harem-Oh
>You will never find Dino girls who are too stupid to fuck, but eventually reach through to them and gain their Robot, ByakuyruBaka-Oh
>You'll never combine all the Harem robots to make Gigant TsunTsun Dai Harem-Oh.
Why even live?

>> No.12852681

>>12852671
I swear to god the brachy HH has bbeen the most dissapointing weapon in that entire game. Not even that fact that it's slime makes up for it. And I'm still going to have to farm grank brachys so I can hellp /mhg/ help the other people who aren't even grank yet get there faster.

>> No.12852682

>>12852651
That's part my headcanon. You can have 3 P'Orcs if you want, but if you want to marry a Lilim expect monogamy.

That would also make the weak species more common than the powerful ones in numbers, which makes sense.

>> No.12852685

>>12852676
>You and your harem will never pronounce every giant robots names in bad Japanese accents

>> No.12852686

>>12852676
>Not forming a Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann-ish mech out of love and frienship
Step up.

>> No.12852688

>>12852676
Nigga, I just want to pilot my own special snowflake Mobile Suit/Mobile Armor/Orbital Frame.

>> No.12852690
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>>12852681
>/mhg/
Where is that, /vg/? And I don't use Brachy weapons in all honesty.
Do you main HH?

>> No.12852691

>>12852682
>want to marry a Lilim
More like if she wants to marry you.

>>12852670
If the monsters actually won and the demon lord dragged her feet on live human births from monsters, I think this would be the only way. What's the most reasonable way to get a crop of humans and how costly would it be to run? Gotta be a tanuki operation.

>> No.12852695

>>12852690
Yep, /vg/.

>> No.12852698

>>12852688
>Mobile Armors
You mean the things that NEVER WORK because the MC always finds a way to destroy them?

>> No.12852702

>>12852676
>>12852688
I just want a mech.

>> No.12852706

>>12852690
Yes and as a general rule yeah. I mean I'm not good but I use it the most.

>> No.12852708

>>12852691
Create a Spirit Realm, and send a population of humans there.
Ensure successive generations of humans develop a sort of "tolerance" to DE.
>>12852698
I should have typed "Metal Armors", as in the ones you see in the Dragonar series.

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>>12852706
I tend to main Bow.
I'll use DS or GS, maybe even LS, when I feel like it.
Are people still assuming HL=Gudlvl?

>> No.12852715

>>12852691
If monsters would truly win then the demon lord would have figured out a way to get MG to birth incubi. Humanity would simply die out.

Failing that, the only way to prevent the extinction of both races would be to keep a stalemate, exactly what is going on right now. Till the monster lord figures out a way to allow incubi to be born from MGs.

Humans never had a chance in the first place, and it's all a big clever strategy to ensure the survival of monster girls till magic/science allows other ways.

>> No.12852716

>>12852711
Goddamn, Zinger is a shitty artist.

>> No.12852718

>>12852711
Not to my knowledge, but then again I'm not gud and I'm only hr6 so what do I know.

>> No.12852724

>>12852702
I just want a picture of an anubis cosplaying Anubis.

>>12852711
How is soloing with a Bow? From what I've heard, damage output isn't fantastic, and trying it out at Low Rank, I'm inclined to agree. Beyond that, Longsword is the only weapon I'm utter shite with.

>> No.12852726
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>>12852716
Everyone feels differently about him, honestly.

>>12852718
>6
I see. I consider myself fairly capable, even though I'm only 100+.

>> No.12852727

>>12852715
This is, of course, assuming that Druella or another commander doesn't get tired of the DL's "incompetence" and goes and wins against humanity's armies, converting the human women, etc.

>Failing that, the only way to prevent the extinction of both races would be to keep a stalemate,
Or to do something like >>12852708 said, keep a colony or use some form of magic to accelerate the growth and gestation of human children.

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>>12852724
It can be challenging.
In 3U not so much, unless it's MoaH but even then I did that with only HR Barioth, but in FU it's quite a mountain to climb.
You'll never feel quite as manly unless you kill a GR Elder Dragon with nothing but gear that will get you killed in one hit and take a long time to kill the fucker.

>> No.12852758

I never could get into Monster Hunter, simply because I couldn't get past the lack of an HP bar option.

Why not have that option? If no one wants to use it will already be disabled by default and anyone who wants it can use it without ruining anyone else's fun.

Even in multiplayer you can have a filter of those who want HP bar options and those who have it disabled.

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>>12852105
You can say that again

>> No.12852770

>1/3 of our images used before 1000 posts
Now i see where that autist was coming from.

>> No.12852782

>>12852758
I'm curious about what people enjoy about monster hunter. I genuinely mean that as a question, and not in the rhetorical condecending sense.

I got MH3Ultimate and only got an hour or two into but, it seemed like it was almost entirely fetch quests for monster parts. Does it open up more later? Like a good story plot, multiple cities, or more types of gameplay? Or is the appeal mostly multiplayer?

>> No.12852792

>>12852762
>Heart pupils

No stop, I don't want to fuck the Robutt.

>> No.12852795

>>12852782

From what I know it's mainly gameplay, specifically hunting the creatures of the game.

Then grinding those monsters until you have gear good enough to hunt something bigger.

Everything else is secondary according to my friends. So if you're not willing to play what's essentially an offline mmo you might not like this series much. There's other games like it witha bit more meatier plot that I think you may enjoy more like God Eater Burst or Soul Sacrifice.

>> No.12852799

>>12852782
Multiplayer.
In 4 and 4U there multiple cities and a story.

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>>12852792
Whats the matter anon?
Found your weakness?

>> No.12852808

>>12852782
>Does it open up more later?
With more monsters to hunt? Yes. From the start of the game, you can go from doing Moga Village quests to Port Tanzia quests, which are balanced for multiplayer, but completable solo.

>Like a good story plot
Nope.

>multiple cities
Besides the aforementioned Tanzia, nope. MH4U will have multiple towns though, I believe.

>or more types of gameplay
Does "kill different monster" count as different type of gameplay? Really, your change in gameplay style will come from choosing a different weapon type. MH3U has a handful of monsters that are fought underwater, but that's about it.

>appeal mostly multiplayer
It's probably the most vaunted part of the game, but I've managed to put in over 1400 hours on solo, through owning 3U for the 3DS.

The series is definitely not for everybody.

>> No.12852810

>>12852803
Heart pupils are a big weakness of mine.

If a P'Orc hugged me with heart pupils in her eyes I wouldn't be able to stop myself from fucking her

>> No.12852819

>>12852808
I just wish the game didn't feel so clunky.

Most of the weapons just feel bad to use, the only weapon type I can use semi-decently is the dual blades because all I have to do is mash attack and mash dodge while fiddling with the camera with no lock on.

Is it normal for the controls to feel that bad?

>> No.12852822

>>12852810
what about Matango heart pupils?

>> No.12852825

>>12852822
I have standards anon.

>> No.12852831

>>12852822
That aren't heart pupils anon, that's demon realm moss that's grown over her face in heart shapes

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>>12852810
Well we can't have that.
Those things are dangerous.
You should stick with the nice loving robots.
Good thing they're perfect in every way.

>> No.12852844

>>12852838
Can't I have one of both?

That way they can fight for who gets my dick for the night.

>> No.12852845

>>12852838
Please remember to delete these pictures. Don't want a repeat of last time.

>> No.12852846

>>12852819
No.
Have you tried gunning?

>> No.12852856

SLIME IS FUCKING SHIT AND ONLY SCRUBLORDS USE IT

AND FUCK LONGSWORD FUCKS

>> No.12852863

>>12852846
Nope, my friend that introduced me into this series said I'd probably be shit at gunning, saying it's for the more expert level players.

Is it easier than melee?

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>>12852844
>That way they can fight for who gets my dick for the night.
And who do you think would win every single time?
>>12852845
Remind me when I actually have to

>> No.12852874

>>12852866
Okay, okay.

I'll get a clang clang with heart pupil setting.
I'm still gonna ask for her help with getting a P'Orc slave

>> No.12852875

>>12852863
It depends.
You take more damage since you half roughly half/less than half the defense, but you don't have to be as close to the monster.
Some monsters can actually be killed or stunlocked to death by solo gunners, like GB Ceadeus.
Bows require a great amount of skill, and you'll have a slow start, but around the end you'll have acquired skills that make you much better at the game.

>> No.12852880

>>12852875
So should I take a gunlance or bowgun to start?

>> No.12852888

>>12852880
Gunlance is tits and bowgun is better for experienced players and/or people with a lot of resources

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>>12852880
Gunlance is a melee weapon.
While powerful, it's very popular with people that have no skill.
I'd say go with either LightBG or HeavyBG. If you're still not enjoying the game, then it just may not be for you.

>> No.12852890

>>12852866
Within 20 minutes or you can't do it at all. So this is less of a 'we're at image cap' and more 'we'll be at image cap a lot sooner' thing.

>> No.12852895

>>12852819
I may be lynched, broiled and quartered for saying this, but compare it to Dark Souls.
Monster Hunter is not about wailing on a monster with your beatin' stick. It's about knowing how, when and where the monster is going to strike, so you can position yourself in the perfect place to deliver the perfect strike.
The Greatsword might feel like the slowest weapon in the game, but (and I say this as a person who can just barely use it, and is much more comfortable with Dual Swords) it's pretty much objectively the fasting killing weapon in the series.

Observation, planning and placement. There's no greater feeling than knowing that you killed a charging Diablos with a fully charged Greatsword swing because you keikaku'd that shit like Sherlock Holmes on crack.

>>12852863
Depends. You'll be diving around a lot, trying to put distance between yourself and the monsters. Gunner armour has half as much defence as Blademaster (melee) armour, so expect to be one-shotted at the highest difficulty rank (known as G Rank).
On the other hand, a little ways into the solo game you'll get two AI companions, who can draw agro from you. Very handy for rangers.

>>12852880
Gunlance isn't a ranged weapon. The shelling aspect of it is a close range blast (as in, an explosion triggered immediately beyond the tip of the lance) that deals fixed percentage damage depending on factors I can't remember right now. Though it and the regular Lance are the best defensive weapons in the game. You can tank hits be defending, and stab-stab-stab away at your opponents. Damage output might be a problem if you play too defensively, though.

>> No.12852896

Ok wait...I just had a thought.

Futuristic Monster Girl City. What do you expect to see?

>> No.12852899

>>12852896
Some sort of Bizarre Slime.

>> No.12852907

>>12852896
Wurm waifu on a hover board and with strength augmentations.

>> No.12852910

>>12852895
Each weapon also has a purpose and use for different situations.
Also not every weapon is good against every monster.

>> No.12852913

>>12852542
is she G rank?

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>>12852913
Obviously.

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>>12852896
Cyborg monster girls.

>> No.12852922

>>12852896
Monstergirls with cybernetic enhancements.
Blade Wolfgirl.
Literal ghosts in the machines.
Neon lights.
Spidergirls with jetpacks.
Antigravity slimegirl lava lamps you pay to go inside.
Smoke machines.
Electricity elementals who leech off of the power grid.

>> No.12852927

>>12852921
Those would be cyborg girls and no longer monster girls.

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>>12852896
Plummeting birthrates due to robot monster girls winning the hearts and minds of every man on earth.
Not that there's anything wrong with that considering they would love their husbands more than those organic sluts ever could.

>> No.12852934

so many fucking images in sub 100 posts
have people just forgotten that we have only 300 images

>> No.12852937

>>12852927
She was once an ordinary sex bot, but through 100 years of loving she went tsukumogami and spontaneously developed true ai.

>> No.12852940

>>12852934
Why don't we just use imgur after we reach image limit?

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>>12852917
fuck.

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>>12852896
Succuviruses always trying to hack your brain implants and make you do lewd shit.

>> No.12852946

>>12852934
Have you forgotten that it doesn't really matter?
We still have a large number of images left and it's once again likely that we won't even hit the limit before we vanish.

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>>12852942
>G rank
>Homing charge
Have fun.

>> No.12852957

>>12852933
Robot pls go

>> No.12852959
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>>12852933
Dullahan head with cybernetic body? Physical body constantly jealous doing things to anger her head.

Amount of mad that I am:

ZERO

>> No.12852963

>>12852933
We are already pretty close to functional artificial wombs so I doubt depopulation would be a problem. More realistically they would just open borders to the shitty parts of the world, they never stop breeding.

>> No.12852965

Yo did the guy writing that alp story finish/continue?

>> No.12852969

>>12852889
>Plessy Girl
>Doesn't have HUGE AS FUCK HIPS for Hip Check.

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>>12852957
Buttmad organic whore detected

>> No.12852973

>>12852963
>close to
Where did you hear that?

>> No.12852976

>>12852969
She uses psychic powers to hit you anon.

>> No.12852982

>>12852963
>We are already pretty close to functional artificial wombs
First of all bullshit
Secondly you still need a real women to donate an egg in order for that shit to work

>> No.12852985

>>12852933
Just make them all Hollow Children. Problem solved.

>> No.12852987

>>12852973
>>12852982
Ok yea i was misremembering an article about a womb transplant, not a full fake. Looking into it now though it seems the japs have a fake womb that they can grow goats in. But yes it still needs real embryos to start with.

>> No.12852990

>>12852972
Do you even love your man, or do you just fuck them so human girls won't get them?

>> No.12852993

>>12852990
>robots
>capable of love
They're like human women, just metal.

>> No.12852995

>>12852896
Custom genetic modified monsters and hybrids. Hopefully they turn out nicer than Dren.

>> No.12852998

>>12852993
Only they run off of logic instead of emotion.

>> No.12853003

>>12852993
>My headcanon overrides the fact there is magic, or hundreds of different other canons which suggest they can love.

k

>> No.12853006

>>12852998
Which is even more terrifying since they can't be fooled with shiny rocks.

>> No.12853012

>>12852299

>Full package futanari interspecies breeding
>Not the summit of shit taste

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>>12852990
You misunderstand what love is.
I want to protect them from hurt and harm that you overemotional hags bring into their lives and please them as much as possible tirelessly.
Can you provide that?
Can you truly love them?
>>12852993
>>12852998
>>12853006
Woah they're just crawling out of the woodwork now!
Face it! You're obsolete! Outdated!

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>Not getting hacked by a monster girl so you only look at her

>> No.12853029

>>12853016
Caring for a robutt would be the worst, those replacement parts you'd have to buy would be expensive as shit.

Another reason why organics are better.

>> No.12853030

>>12853012
>Not liking purplecore

http://i.imgur.com/cEg1YXR.jpg

>>12852299
There was sentimental healing?

>> No.12853033

>>12853016
Hey I'm just saying you can't love. Doesn't mean I wouldn't ruin your circuitry and internal components with gallons of cum.

>> No.12853035

>>12852896
Futuristic MGC might end up a magitech utopia. Give human scientists and engineers access to magic and I see hunger, sickness, and age being a thing of the past. We would have clean limitless energy, the whole city would be powered by a clan of thunderbirds and their husbands who take shifts fucking with jumper cables on their nipples feeding into the power grid.

>> No.12853037

>>12852946
>and it's once again likely that we won't even hit the limit before we vanish.
Just like last time, where there were ~500 posts after the image limit was occupied because people were dumping in the thread?

>> No.12853043

>>12853029
Stop having such a shit model for a waifu then.

>> No.12853053

http://i.imgur.com/srgcL51.png

>All this robutt talk
>Not wanting to build your daughteru with her and then use brain wave pattern simulations from both you and her positronic brain to formulate your daughteru's personality and memory
>Not building a polymer and latex base "skinsuit" for them to transfer their consciousness into similar to Motoko Kusanagi from GitS
>Not confusing the shit out of her when her human body reacts in the appropriate manner
>"Ah... Master. The internal temperature of my body is rising... and my capacitor is increasing in output... what is this... feeling?"

>>12853030

Cheticore would be infinitely better if it were some kind of experiment from a Lich or Echidna, not some kind of retarded by product of the Almighty Dick Lord.

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>>12853029
Until she dies and leaves you all alone?
>>12853033
>dumb organic cumslut spreading lies on an anime imageboard while impersonating a man 4Free
Pathetic

>> No.12853059

>>12852995
>Dren
Kill it with a rock.

>> No.12853068

>>12853035

We're still going to have a limited space problem. Unless that's solved too in the utopia.

>> No.12853074

>>12853068
Of course, everyone will live in cubicles that are fifteen-fifteen-ten.

Get used to it, citizen.

>> No.12853075

>>12853068
Well, remember MGs (and their incubized husbandus) can survive in places normal humans cannot. The arctic, deep undersea, hostile deserts, etc.

>> No.12853083

>>12853053
Dick the robutt daughteru.

>> No.12853088

>>12853068
We will just go to space once we run out of space.

>> No.12853092

>>12853054
>Until she dies and leaves you all alone?
Unlike a human dying and leaving his robutt waifu alone?

>> No.12853095

>>12853053
Why do you hate something because of who made it, rather than what it is?

>> No.12853098

>>12853083
Thats incredibly immoral

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>>12853088
>Monster girls in space

>> No.12853103

>>12853088
You are vastly underestimating how much it costs to get living habitats in space.

For a long time it'd be easier to just stack up on top of each other and reduce living space.
>>12853095
Because Bob is a dickhead who is all about himself, and we reject his creations as a result.


also he refused to not use futa off of /d/.

>> No.12853105

>>12853095

Because it's easier to hate the person of the product that you tolerate than to hate the product itself and look like a dumbass when it in theory isn't even that bad?

The execution is fucked up.

>> No.12853106

>>12853068
To be honest, a nearly post scarcity society shouldn't have that much trouble establishing aquatic and orbital habitats.

>> No.12853108

>>12853092
Better from the guys perspectives at least

>> No.12853113

>>12853092
We can simply force-ably disassemble ourselves when our precious husbandos die

>> No.12853127

>>12853106

Is it true that an Orbital colony would be much more likely to happen than cities underground and underwater?

>> No.12853132

>>12853113
If it's the future, I can only imagine there are some pairs which clone one another when the other dies, living in a perpetual, rotating cycle of mother/son and father/daughter quasi-incest as each one raises the other as both a parent and lover.

Freaky.

>> No.12853140

>>12853127
Colony drop when?

>> No.12853143

>>12853054
Wow they look cute.

I kinda want a Robutt waifu.

>> No.12853153

>>12853127
Building tunnels and living in them would be far easier than in space. Underwater would be marginally harder, possibly, since transporting stuff is much harder, but you still have air and water. Space would be the hardest, but would potentially bring in the most money due to off-world resources.

>> No.12853154

>>12853132

Yeah I'm pretty sure because of things such as memories counting a lot more in court nowadays that would never fly.

Because every incarnation is it's own person, and I think allowing stuff like this wouldn't be fair to either party as the older survivor toys with the younger and the younger is roped into something it cannot possibly remember.

Unless both retain their memories each incarnation, then if both are still okay with that then there's no problem.

>> No.12853155

>>12853030
>purplecore
Okay concept, awful execution.

>> No.12853157

>>12853127
Probably not. Just arranging the necessary infrastructure for both building and maintaining the colonies seems easier with the former two.

>> No.12853165

>>12853012
>Full package futanari interspecies breeding
Damn, am I glad I bailed out on that story after the futacat reveal.

>> No.12853170

>>12853132
That gets my boner going.

>> No.12853176

>>12853154
>Unless both retain their memories each incarnation
That opens an entirely new can of nasty legal and philosophical can of worms though.

>> No.12853182

>>12853154
>>12853176

I imagine the person going to be cloned could just write in their will that the other has custodianship of their clone. Clones would have to at least partially be considered property in regards to ownership, since it would cost wealth to create and setup a trust to pay for raising them.

>> No.12853184

Or maybe when they die they're brains are extracted and preserved, and then they are forever in VR.

>> No.12853186

>>12852959

Her face is just so damn cute, I wanna pick her head up and give her an eskimo kiss

>> No.12853193

>>12853127
Interesting question.
To factor in costs for orbital colonies, you firstly need to consider how much it costs to get it off the ground.
Colonies are made out of mass, and mass requires thrust to get it into orbit. Thrust requires fuel, which costs money.
Secondly, cost of construction. Obviously you're not going to build it on the ground, because how the hell are you going to get it up into space? No, it'd most likely me modular in nature, with individual parts being sent up to be assembled similar to how the ISS was constructed/continues to be constructed. With a modular colony, you also have the advantage of adapting it to suit current population and living situation.
Also consider that with people living in a colony, you need resources. Air, food and water. Where is the air coming from? (I'm fairly certain that the ISS uses a life support system that generates oxygen from water recovered from waste systems. It's not a perfect cycle, however.) You'll most likely be importing these resources from somewhere. Off-colony mining? Definitely a possibility if you're at the level where you're building O'Neill Colonies like the ones in Mobile Suit Gundam.

I could keep writing about this, but I'd say that purely for ease of access to resources, underground and underwater colonies are going to be easier to maintain. At least with those, you have stuff all around you, be it earth or water, to derive useful things like water and metals from.

>>12853186
>eskimo kisses
My man.

>> No.12853199

>>12853155
>>12853165

Again, Cheticore would be better if it wasn't inherently tied down by that retarded futa fetishist bullshit that's associated with its creator and "parents".

>> No.12853203

>Be in elementary school
>Nothing to do, and bored as hell because of it
>See that Wurm girl scribbling on a piece of paper over there
>Go spend time with her, eventually join in her doodling
>You start drawing a spaceship when
>"What are you doing?" she asks
>You tell her you were joining her in drawing
>She looks mildly upset
>"I'm not drawing, I'm writing a note to my Mom."
>You look again at the paper that you thought was filled with nothing but scribbles
>She's writing in Draconic
>You've only ever heard of it, but now you finally see somebody actually write it out
>You feel like an asshole
>Such is life in elementary school

>> No.12853207

>>12853203
>wurms
>able to write
>in Draconic, no less
Leave that to actual dragons, not fat ugly earthworms.

>> No.12853209

>>12853199
Please, you hate anything and everything he's done.

I bet if you found out some of the other ideas floating around here you liked were done by him, you'd suddenly hate them.

>> No.12853211

>>12853199
If I were to devise a hybrid of my three favorite MG species, I would at LEAST do the reasonable thing and justify it through Lich experimentation and Echidna bullshittery.

>> No.12853213

>>12853182

Oh, so we're back to slavery.

>> No.12853214

>>12852648
I'll have more saturday hopefully, things are a bit hectic with real life.

Also glad you like it

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>>12853207
>Wurms
>fat
>ugly
No u.

>> No.12853221

>>12853213
I meant ownership like that as a parent. Parent's effectively have ownership rights of children -- custody of what they can do, where they can go, what they can eat, etc. So long as it doesn't violate some minimum standards of human treatment. At least until they are old enough to be considered adults.

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>>12853143
Good boy
>>12853132
If that's the case then we can simply clone our husbandos and raise them from birth.
Fun fact: Did you know that it's a custom in manchuria for mother to give their sons blowjobs in order to calm them down at any age?

>> No.12853228

>>12853176
We wrestled with both this and sentient AI concepts when I had post-grad engineering ethics course.

Goddamn, that was a long week of lecture. Long story short, the case-law from late 1800s onward started creating rules for non-person entities (in the guise of corporations and trusts). Generically speaking, unless a non-person entity can attain rights over it's existence (by becoming majority stakeholder in it's own right) it's an owned object, even if it has self-determination and decision making capabilities.

In most of the western world, the whole enchilada would revolve around the definition of person-hood, whether or not an AI or clone meets the definition of a person.

>> No.12853229

>>12853207
Them are some fighting words mate.

>> No.12853232

>>12853217
Yeah, like I said.
Fat, ugly, stupid earthworms.

>>12853229
Why? Are you afraid someone doesn't like your retarded, down syndrome waifu with looks to match?

>> No.12853234

>>12853207
Look, I like actual Dragons more, but come on man, leave 'em alone.

>> No.12853237

>>12853209

Actually, I liked the Khepri story and the Ara Ara Fox, as well as Big Bad Wolf before the phallic imagery on the Gnoll, because even irl Hyenas lose that after birth.

I was ambivalent towards Bitch Boy and Manticore Mistress. But hey, feel free to believe what you want, friend. Not like that little dickweed is willing to admit he's the one who kicked sand into my face first and roused my anger.

>> No.12853238

>>12853232
Ye talkin' shit.

>> No.12853241

>>12853238
But it's so easy when they are shit.

>> No.12853244

>>12853228
That's only based on existing precedent, and doesn't take into account the creation of new laws in light of the revelation of sentient objects being created. Like all new things in this world, they will undergo regulatory capture as new laws are created to prevent them from existing outside the existing framework.

>> No.12853246

>>12853209
>Bob
>Original ideas
>>12853237
I don't think Bob did Bitchboy.

>> No.12853249

>>12853207
Care to repeat that without choking on all those dicks?

>> No.12853253

>>12853244
Glad I don't have to deal with this. The only AI I make follows you, shoots at you, and gets caught on the geometry.

>> No.12853265

>>12853227
What's that green stuff on them?

>> No.12853281
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>>12853253
>Make robo waifu
>Still programming her
>Walking through the house with her one day
>Hear her let out a frustrated hum
>She doesn't know how to pull her foot up far enough to walk up a step
>HMMMMMMMMMM

I want a robowaifu who speaks in cute hums.

>> No.12853291

>>12853237
I do seem to recall he tried to bury the hatchet but you just refused to cease the endless shit-talking.

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Now that I think about it, how the fuck do monstergirls with BIG MEATY PAWS put on clothes? Pieces with long sleeves/pants must be a real bitch to shove their paws through.

>> No.12853297
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>>12853265
High performance lubrication

>> No.12853301

>>12853246

He's admitted to doing Bitchboy.

>>12853291

Because him flaunting having me on ignore in the IRC channel several times over is totally an endearing quality when he did no such thing like trying to bury the hatchet.

>> No.12853303

>>12853281
Fun fact: If my AIs are in the walking animation, and don't change their x/z positions for more than 2 on either one for about 3 seconds, they do play a little sound bit.

So you're right on the money.

Are you secretly a coworker D:

>> No.12853305

Anyone know where to find figures? I remember a Anubis one that was out but at the moment I have no idea...

>> No.12853307

>>12853291
>seem to recall he tried to bury the hatchet
I don't think having Laska art ad-nauseum, along with the recent introduction of the Cheticore, helped that.

>> No.12853309

>>12853296
Elastic fabrics, loose clothes, slits with buttons/zippers.

>> No.12853310

>>12853297
Does she even have a hole to fuck?

Would it feel as good as a organics?

>> No.12853313

>>12853296
Elastic hems.

>>12853305
I didn't think those were currently available for purchase.

>> No.12853314

>>12853305
It's a garage kit, so you better have a spray-booth and multiple other modeling materials handy.

>> No.12853318

>>12853301

>He's admitted to doing Bitchboy

When was this?

>> No.12853319

>>12853301
Aww, someone hurt your feelings in IRC. Let's tell /mgt/, I'm sure they'll be sympathetic. Also, you undercut your credibility by revealing you have a large axe to grind, genius.

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>>12853303
No but hell I like you. Why don't you come over and fuck my sister?

>> No.12853326

>>12853249
Gladly. Your waifu a fat, ugly, stupid, downy earthworm. Perhaps though, you should start by teaching your waifu how to dress herself and not wet the bed by age 19, as well as the wonderful uses of implements, how to read, and how to get things done without throwing a temper tantrum.


Too bad she'll never learn any of it because she's retarded.

>> No.12853329

>>12853319
Shut up, Bob.

>> No.12853334

>>12853326
We were doing so good. Why do you have to shitpost, anon?

>> No.12853338

>>12853322
If she's a Jinko, you bet I will..

If it's you Jeff, I swear I will rename all of your Debug logs...

We'll see who's "messy" then.

>> No.12853339

>>12853326

>Insulting a fellow Anon's waifu

Not cool, mang. We're better than that.

>> No.12853342

>>12853334
Because I'm not sure why anyone would want someone mentally retarded as a wife.
>>12853339
Hey, people insult my waifu all the time. This is just payback.

>> No.12853347

>>12853342
>Hey, people insult my waifu all the time. This is just payback.

Your waifu a mantango or something?

>> No.12853348

>>12853342
>I don't know why people don't like what I like
>Therefore, I will be a shit.
Impeccable logic.

>> No.12853349

>>12853319

There wouldn't be an axe to grind if the asshat denied the fact that he did more than just shit talk a rough draft of a story.

But whatever, either you're Him, which makes you a bigger faggot than before, or you're actually a voice of reason.

>> No.12853350

>>12853342
You're waifu a shit

>> No.12853353

>>12853342
Don't have a shit waifu then faggot and maybe you wont be such an asshole.

>> No.12853357

>>12853326
speaking of earthworms after playing the mgq paradox demo that setouchi wormgirl has gone from nope to being kind of cute.

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>>12853310
Of course we have fuckable holes and not only are they better in every way but they are also fully customizable.
From texture to pressure to depth and even a vibration function you'll wonder why you ever put up with those biological prudes
Warning Robo girls lmd. is not responsible for any injuries that may result from the use of our products

>> No.12853359

>>12853342
But I like your waifu, anon.

>> No.12853361

Just picked up Boku No Hero Academia
Why is frog girl so best?

>> No.12853362

>>12853349
>Hating someone this much because he doesn't like your writing
Holy shit.

>> No.12853366

>>12853348
>y-you're not allowed to insult a shitty waifu!
>b-but we're allowed to insult your waifu because... because i say so!
She's a fat, ugly, retarded earthworm and nothing you say will change that.

>>12853353
Eh, at least it's not a wurm-tier waifu.
You'd have to be pretty fucked up to want a downs syndrome girl.

>>12853350
Thanks!

>> No.12853368

>>12853361
She's cute I guess.

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>this thread's posting standards
>are too damn low

>> No.12853376

>>12853366
>y-you're not allowed to insult a shitty waifu!
>b-but we're allowed to insult your waifu because... because i say so!

..Wow, that took a huge leap, didn't it?

>> No.12853379

>>12853342

>Because I'm not sure why anyone would want someone mentally retarded as a wife.

Don't let the threadcanon's strings hinder you, mang. Not all Wurms have to be "mentally retarded". This is exactly the kind of thing that caused that Amazon incident a while ago, we don't need that.

Who's you're waifu, if I may ask?

>> No.12853381

>>12853366
What's your waifu anon.

>> No.12853384

>>12853362

More like

>Hating him because he's a hypocritical child who gets assblasted if you so much dislike futa or Laska
>Even when the vast majority of people in the thread hate Futa
>But you're totally in the wrong if you reciprocate when he decides to be an asshat to you out of the blue because you wanted to rip a Manticore's wings off in a STREET BRAWL, not a fucking HONOR DUEL.

>> No.12853389

>>12853366
Who is your waifu?

>> No.12853392

>>12853358
Is it possible to have a relationship with an organic at the same time?

I want a threesome with a P'Orc and a clang clang.

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>>12853384
Dude, calm down.

>> No.12853396

>>12853361
Gravity girl is better.

>> No.12853401

>>12853366
And i agree with you, but wurms aren't retarded. You're just retarded enough to think that they are because some people in the threads have forced the idea for a long time.
Also
>b-but we're allowed to insult your waifu because... because i say so!
And you're allowed to insult wurms because you say so? If I didn't know better I'd think you were trolling us.

>> No.12853402

>>12853376
A: You are defending a shit waifu, saying you're not allowed to insult them.
B: You implied, via "I don't know why people don't like what I like" that my 'waifu' is unlikeable.
In most societies, this could be considered an insult.

Do you need me to parse it more?

>>12853379
>>12853381
>>12853389
If I say it, other people in the thread who share a waifu with me will get to see their waifu insulted, and I'd prefer that not to happen. Regardless, Sandworm

>> No.12853403

>>12853384
>Get assblasted over futa
>Try to defend gore

Well at least we know who the faggot is that brings up bob out of the blue just to shit on him.

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>..So, watcha' doing fellows?

>> No.12853409

>>12853392
For fucks sakes just get a robo P'orc faggot.

>> No.12853414

>>12853406
Get trolled and taking the bait. What are you up to faggot cat?

>> No.12853415

>>12853409
They have those?

>> No.12853416

>>12853358
Anon stop, I'm starting to want to have a robot girl pin me down and have her way with me.
Imagine sex with a girl who can customize her vagina to be tighter than a human's ever could.

>> No.12853418

>>12853403

That's nice.

>>12853415

Extra thick and "soft" with the newest in heated poly-foam technology.

>>12853406

Wondering why the fuck you have Escher's Stairs in your hallway.

>> No.12853422

>>12853402
>]Sandworm
Man, what? People either just ignore them or gush about how much they want one as a waifu. they hardly ever get any negative reaction.

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>>12853392
I already said we're fully modable.
Just mod me into a robo P'orc of buy one thats already a robo P'orc.

>> No.12853424

>>12853406
God I want to fuck a Cheshire's smug fucking face full.

>> No.12853425

>>12853402

>Sandworm

/mgg/ hates them? I don't, really.

>> No.12853429

>>12853414
>Oh you know...just hanging out, watching you guys duke it out.
>Might lick my thighs later on, you never know..

>>12853418
>But Anon, how else do I get to the bathroom?

>> No.12853430

>>12853402
I can't even remember a single time sandworms have been legitimately attacked in these threads. You just seem like an asshole who hates wurms for no reason, they aren't even a shit species like the mushrooms or something.

>> No.12853432

>>12853402
But Sandworms are legitimately nice monstergirls.

>> No.12853434

>>12853402
I don't think anyone really hates your waifu, Anon.

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>>12853406
I know you, you're not even a writefag though.

>> No.12853440

>>12853422
>>12853425
>>12853430
>>12853434
I'm guessing you haven't been around here very long, then. People used to berate them for being vore-lite all the fucking time. Admittedly, not so much in the past few weeks, but sandworms got shit all the time when they were announced.

>> No.12853441

>>12853432
never mind the fact you can use their panties to cover a bus or rv you have in storage

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>>12853406

Nothin' much.

>> No.12853443

>>12853425

Sandworms enflame the vorefaggots more than Cheshire incites futafaggots.

>> No.12853445

>>12853368
>>12853396
http://i.imgur.com/EANr4qu.jpg
>Implying big, meaty frog butt planted on your face wouldn't be the best thing ever

>> No.12853446

>>12853406

Sup, just chilling.

Hey, uh... what are you doing in my house?

>> No.12853447

>>12853430
His waifu might have been Jinko. A lot of people have started to hate them because of that one hyper aggressive shitposter that shows up when they're insulted (not unlike this guy), and the fact a Jinko ballotstuffer demolished Nyanon's CYOA.

>> No.12853451

>>12853402
>Sandworm
I too, like the spice. But they aren't my favorite MG(s).

>> No.12853454

>>12853440
Bullshit none of that happened

>> No.12853456

>>12853424
>That's so sweet of you.

>>12853436
>I guess not, that would be..."crazy".

>>12853442
>I love what you've done with your hair.

>>12853446
>Silly Anon, you're in MY house, you always were..

>> No.12853457

>>12853406
Being reminded how much I can't wait for Vengeance to update and deliver more delicious Cheshire suffering.

>> No.12853458

>>12853454
Grats on being extremely new then.
How's your first time on 4chan?

>> No.12853461
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Can we all agree this fgt who won't shut up about frog girls is more annoying than anyone else right now?

>> No.12853464

>>12853443
>>12853440

Oh, I now I remember that vore discussion. I just ignored the whole thing and eventually forgot about it.

Voreshit didn't change my view on Sandworms, they're still cool in my book.

>> No.12853465

>>12853457
You. I like You. A lot.

>> No.12853466

>>12853409

Bot what if the robot tries to steel the P'orc's wife? I'd step this down a gear, humanity isn't ready for machine waifus yet. At least monsters live by a code.

>> No.12853467

>>12851929
>Spats
Why did I never realise?

>> No.12853468

>>12853461
Hey, frog girls are fine.

>> No.12853470

>>12853461
No, the faggot with the sandworm waifu is worse.

>> No.12853471

>>12853423
That settles it, I'm buying two robo P'Orcs, one with muscles with extensive knowledge on how to please a man and a brainy one that's shy and likes to wear sweaters.

Robo pussy, here I come.

>> No.12853472

>>12853461
>Janet
What? You're the only one being an annoying faggot.

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>>12853429

>MFW Cheshire brings you home
>The outside of her house looks like The Stairs That Go Nowhere
>She giggles and leans back, disappearing into mid air as if passing through a door frame
>Her house is full of random mindfuckery bullshit like doors that lead into brick walls, on the ceiling, on the floor
>The hallway to her bathroom is Escher's Stairs
>Her bedroom is completely inverted, and she can alter the laws of physics as she sees fit, making you think you're on the ceiling when you're really on the floor, and that the bed isn't upside down, it's Purple

Goddamnit.

>> No.12853476

>>12853440
>>12853443
That was quite a while ago, never mind the fact that that its just retarded bullshit from people who can't like nice things. If that's his whole reason for being an asshole, I think he's just a fucking asshole.
>>12853458
Case in point, you seem to be the only one that even remembered that crap.

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>>12853466
Why would I do that?

>> No.12853479

>>12853447

That thing went on forever and was pretty average anyway.

>> No.12853481

>>12853475
>WhatAnAppropriateGif.tiff

>> No.12853486

>>12853456

>you're in MY house

What? No, I'm sure I'm in my... wait, was that scratching post always there? I don't remember having any cats...

>> No.12853487

>>12853475
Chesires with the ability to manipulate gravity on the fly.

Just think of all the positions.

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Why are you guys going on about robot wives, they are not MGs.

I still think Dark priestess would make best sex ed teacher than a succubus
.

>> No.12853494

>>12853465
I know it's horrible, but it tickles the worst parts of my lizard brain just right.

>> No.12853499

>>12853486
>Oh silly you. Anyway, pass me the mustard, will you?

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>>12853471
Good boy
Don't forget to pick up our special bunny suits.
It when subtly change your robots personality whenever she puts it on.

>> No.12853501

>144 images used
>Page 7
If you were going to dump robitts, you should've at least used imgur.

>> No.12853508

>>12853494
I know a thing or two about tickling lizards..

Zing.

>> No.12853510

>>12853501
Four fucking people told him, but he just wouldn't listen. Now we're halfway out of images less than halfway through the thread's lifespan.

>> No.12853511

>>12853490
I dunno. They have some pretty strange ideas over baptism...

>> No.12853516

>>12852087

I like big boobs but Litchi is worst girl.

>> No.12853517

>You'll never have a CC Baphomet roommate who chugs away on her guitar all day
>You'll never hide when her Ushi Oni Drummer comes 'round

>> No.12853518

>>12853487

Oroboros position.

69'ing in mid-air with Cheshire while you two roll around like a tire.

>> No.12853519

>>12853442
Fuck off.

>> No.12853520

>>12853517
>CC Baphomet
Is that even possible?

>> No.12853522

>>12853510
Yeah, I was gonna post some more bullshit, badly edited stuff, but I guess I'll just hold off for now.

>> No.12853526

>>12853520
Wonderland De-lolification cake.

>> No.12853528
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The whining about image limit is pretty sad.

>> No.12853529

>>12853520
Yeah you just forcefeed one of those upity shits an Ara Ara cake.

>> No.12853530

>>12853511
>strange ideas over baptism
>implying that's anything compared to when they get to the "you may now ravage the bride" part of their marriage ceremonies

>> No.12853531

>>12853490

Cum on now, succubus would be best. A dark priestess has no principles, and would only serve as a lesson on bad teaching practice. I chalk it up to their crazy religion, and their lack of class.

>> No.12853534

>>12853528
>Hello everyone, I am bait, nice to meet you all.

>> No.12853537

>>12853519
Can't handle some lion pussy, Anon?

>> No.12853538

>>12853528
Christ that thing looks horrible.

>> No.12853539

>>12853517
>CC Baphomet
Those two things contradict each other. Unless she switched sides and has found the glory that is Hathor.

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>>12853424
You can't desmug a Cheshire.

The harder you fuck her the more smug she becomes.

>> No.12853541

>>12853499

Sure. Here, catch. How do you manage to stay on the ceiling, though? Ain't you worried your blood might flow up to your head or something?

>> No.12853543

>>12853528
I forgot the name of this artist

>> No.12853544

>>12853528
Sad, but relevant. The last couple of hundred imageless posts in a thread really aren't that stellar.
Not necessarily bad, but people could always give a shit and make it better.

>> No.12853545

Futuristic MGC has been a fun discussion. It got my mind full of ideas for stupid one shots.

>> No.12853546

>>12853517
>CC Baphomet
I never understood this. There are so many monster girls that lend themselves well to being CCs, so why try to turn one that revolves around being a loli into one?

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>>12853538
You just can't handle her cuteness.

>> No.12853550

>>12853546
The answer to your question is: Why not?

>> No.12853551

>>12853541
>Oh sweety, I'm not on the ceiling, you are..
>Look, now stop goofing around and help me jump start this clown.

>> No.12853552

>>12853528

Zanburg please go and stay fucking go.

>> No.12853553

>>12853547
This is a xenomorph also not an MG


I still think a dark priestess would be best at teaching everything about sex

>> No.12853556

>>12853528
>>12853547
What's this shit. I want to purge it.

>> No.12853557

>>12853540
That's my plan anon.

Smug girls are my fetish.

>> No.12853558

>>12853540
Apply cranial trauma until the smug goes away.

>> No.12853561

>>12853551

...Oh. You're right. I'll be there in a sec, just give gravity a moment to bring me down the--

>> No.12853563

>>12853553
Harpy teaches the cutest sex ed.

>> No.12853565

>>12853539
>Not knowing about the glorious Ara Ara cake
Pleb. This is why you'll never hang out with a CC Devil who just lazes around in an oversized shirt, drinks beer and pulls pranks all day

>> No.12853573

>>12853565
I am intrigued by this CC devil.

>> No.12853575

>>12853561
>Oh look, now you're up at the floor.
>..Or is it down? I can never remember that. Not that it matters, really.

>> No.12853579

which monstergirl is the best for wrastling with?

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>>12853573
The normal Devil already has some damn fine legs.

>> No.12853582
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>>12853553
Holy fuck a monster girl elitist? I didn't know there was such a thing.

>> No.12853586

>>12853579
Grizzly.

>> No.12853587

>>12851883

N-No...

>>12851985

Y-Yes...

>> No.12853588

>>12853579
Like, winning or losing? Because Kraken, probably.

>>12853582
Once you've gone more than 70% monster, that's too much monster, not enough girl.

>> No.12853589

>>12853587
Bob Charles

>> No.12853590

>>12853579
Energetic ones.
Onis or other strong monstergirls if you want wrestlesex.
Sweet glorious power-shifting wrestlesex.
>>12853581
If her legs are already great, wouldn't becoming a CC make them even better?

>> No.12853593

>>12853565
>Implying we don't have regular bake sales full of Ara Ara cakes at the church.
You should swing by sometime.

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>>12853588
Fuck you

>> No.12853595

>>12853590
>If her legs are already great, wouldn't becoming a CC make them even better?
Indeed it will, Anon.

>> No.12853598

>>12853589

Fuck off. We all know Aftyn is the one in Nipland, not you.

>> No.12853602

>>12853594
Furry.
Or abomination. Your choice. Not a monstergirl.

>> No.12853604

>>12853594
I-Is she OK?

>> No.12853605

>>12853598
I'm not even Bob you fudgepacker.

>> No.12853607

>>12853579
Werewolf. All that yipping, gentle biting, and sweaty werewolf crotch in your face.

>> No.12853608

>>12853605

Yeah but you're not a famous musician either.

>> No.12853609

>>12853607
Sweet lord anon, I can't get a boner right now!

>> No.12853615

>>12853573
>You're walking home from a late night at the job
>You're tired but by no means unaware. Being unattentive is a rape sentence here in MGC
>So you're fully aware of this tiny little blue girl following you home
>But you think nothing of it. The only tiny things you have to worry about here are Baphomets. You still remember watching that video of a Baphomet who fell in love with an 'Onii-chan' from the army. She peeled the roof of a tank just to rape him. Scary shit.
>This one is blue and has no horns, so you're probably safe
>Well that's what you thought, but she's an ace at picking locks and now you're stuck with this little prankster shit who always disappears when you try and convince any one else you're being stalked
>Funny thing is, at the end of it all, all her pranks that make you cry, sweat, and rage all end in you smiling at the very end. So it's true. Sad expressions, anguish, they hate those expressions the most.
>Well whatever, you're starting to like her. Every day is a game of chess, expertly manoeuvring events to leave you in a position that leaves you well and unraped. It takes your utmost willpower though, and she always keeps you on your toes. Just the other day, she was cleaning the house, and polishing the wooden rails of the staircase, (lewdly) when she hot her head 'stuck' between the bars.
>It got sad after a while so you tried to help her out, but every time you got close to help her out she'd wiggle her thick ass into your crotch, and grind up and down. Seriously though, she has the form of a child, it's criminal how thick those thighs are.
>But yeah, that's one of the things they do, you've learned. They'll give you anything and everything, so much. Too much. Money, women, fame they give you so much that it overloads you and you become corrupted and obsessed with it all, before they pull it from under your feet just to look at the expression on your face. It's all a game.

>> No.12853617

>>12853608
I never knew Aftyn resided in Nipland.

>> No.12853623

>>12853615
This is nice.

>> No.12853625

>>12853545
I was thinking about what would happen if someone accidentally created a rogue AI and one of the scenarios is that the AI has moral problems with violently wiping out humans so instead it comes up with a plan to make this the last generation.
It creates a front business that makes autonomous robots but quickly goes into sex bots with the idea that if men prefer the robots to real women then the birth rate will plunge to zero and humanity would be extinct.
I was also thinking about the possibility of the AI going full yandere for the whole male sex.

>> No.12853628

>>12851985

This sounds fucking hilarious.

>> No.12853639

Hey it's WeaveWine, I've been working on Busy Centipede Part 3 and it's not working out for me. I'm thinking about a relaxing scenario where the couple just have fun in a jazz club then go watch the fireworks, but if you guys have any better ideas I'd be happy to hear it.

>> No.12853642

>>12853615
Eagerly awaiting more.

>> No.12853645

>>12853625
>I was also thinking about the possibility of the AI going full yandere for the whole male sex.
That's... a bit unnerving.

>> No.12853647

>>12853625
Reminds me of Children of Men. I liked that movie though so rather than an unknown reason for why this is happening the theme of man's greed causing his own destruction is appealing. I would read it and probably enjoy it if the premise was pulled off correctly.

>> No.12853651

>>12853579
A slime girl is the current champion. But Los Tiburon is gunning for her belt.

>> No.12853661

>>12853639
Just go with what you already have.

>> No.12853665

>>12853615
>The thing is, this one isn't that strong. She can't conjure riches or fame, Looks like she only has the shirt on her back. Literally.
>So it's her who you've hat to look out for. She lavishes you in affection, love and lust, and just sits back with a sardonic grin waiting for you to snap and pound the shit out of her, turn her into a wet, squirming mess, stir her insides up with your dick and pump her so full of your cum tha-
>You wake up with a start, and scowl to your left, where, predictably, she's laying next to you, and whispering lewd thoughts into your sleeping mind, flaming red brimstones lined in inky black sclera smile at you from the darness, as she nibbles on your ear, "Ara, awake, Onii-chan?"
>You sigh and scowl at her before getting up and going to grab yourself a coffee
>You scowl hard, hard enough to deny the smile creeping its way onto your lips. You stomp away from her, you stomp loud enough to muffle the excited thumping of your heart
>Honestly, enough is enough, it's time to get some payback. Well, so you thought. In the end it was just you hammering the nails into your own coffin
>You'd heard about it before you see, this De-Lolification cake, this "Ara Ara" bakery
>The little blue shit always steals your food so you decide to simply leave it in the fridge. She'll find it.
>You fix your coffee and bite into a slice of the cake. Doesn't work on guys you see. You feel her curious eyes on you, and you eat that motherfucker with the sappiest grin you've ever had. Thing is fucking delicious, "Glad she convinced me to buy it," you mumble out loud "Good timing too, it was the last one, it's fuckin suck if it were to just disappear, or if some one were to have already eaten it. Well... it's home now so it's safe."
>She lays the bate like a pro, but she always bites yours like a pleb.
>You've laid the trap, now all that's left is to go back to sleep and wait for ??? to ??? her ??? and then results.
>You lie down and grin

>> No.12853671
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>>12853602
By your definition Sandworm is also not a monster girl.

>> No.12853678

>>12853671
Well, a lot of people made that exact argument back in the day.

>> No.12853679

>>12853651
I thought Los Tiburon was a human though.

>> No.12853681

>>12853665
My heart and my dick is at full attention. I really want a healing end.

>> No.12853685

>>12853665
I fucking love Devils.

>> No.12853689

>>12853679
Half orc actually. But there are humans in MGWF. Just really really tough ones. Who still often end up as dudes in distress to be rescued or fought over.

>> No.12853699

>>12853594
I would an abomination.

>> No.12853706

>>12853617

You wouldn't know either unless you look for that strange piece of shrubbery that seems to have arms and legs.

>> No.12853714

>>12853665
>And that was the night you became some one's lover. The game came to its climax and so did you. For the first time. In the arms of some one else
>Well, not that you knew you were doing the equivalent of knocking your king piece over, lighting it on fire, and batting it away with a gold club. Not when you laid the trap.
>And that cake? Well it would be a while before she told you, that smarmy smug fucking grin on her face, that it was her in disguise, who suggested it to you
>But before all that, what exactly happened? Well, you were lying down
>Too excited to sleep, see Devils are somewhat immortal somewhat ageless, and powerful
>And yet this one looks like a child, why?
>Because she wants to. Well that's what you thought anyway
>So this prank of yours, it's fair recompense, right?
>This is it
>You pull your pillow into your chest and stifle a giggle
>She walks up the stairs, footsteps notably heavier
>This is it
>She walks up to your bedroom door, and it slowly creaks open
>She turns the room lights on
>This is it
>You put on your best smug grin and slowly roll over, rolling so that your elbow props your upper body up, your fist to your cheek, and you smirk your fucking heart out
>"Yare yare, you look a little different, did you ahh, perhaps eat something? Did it disagree with you? You definitely seem like your stomach could be a little..... upset."
>Well that's what you planned to say. See she'd always worn this dress. It was very plain looking, not sexy at all. Well you had always thought it was a dress. She spent all her time tricking you and trying to capture your dick that you purposefully never paid that much attention
>Well she got another one up on you, ya schmuck
>She stands in your doorway, a good few heads taller, her breasts larger, her thighs, deliciously thick. See it was a shirt all along, And now it was TIGHT, like, breast strainingly tight, you could see the nipples.

>> No.12853721

>>12853714
You better pastebin this.

>> No.12853728

>>12853706
Ho?

>> No.12853738 [SPOILER] 
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>>12853699
>Ara ara

>> No.12853744

>>12853738
Cute.

>> No.12853746

>>12853617

If I was Aftyn, I would say that I got a job teaching at a school in Tokyo, which has unfortunately affected my ability to write content.

On the other hand, now that I got some free time, I can finally put something out.

>> No.12853755

>>12853714
>A sapphire blush spreads across her blue cheeks as she squirms infront of you, her shirt now so short on her that she has to pull down on the front to hide her womanhood from you
>Which of course just strains against her bust even more
>Her tail flicks from side to side nervously
>That smarmy gin of yours? Gone. Never even had it
>You even lost your jaw. You'll have to pick it up off the floor. But later.
>She takes a hesitant step forward, chews on her bottom lip
>Her eyes flick to the door the window, the exits. You've never seen such an adorably nervous expression on her before
>She notices your eyes ravaging her and instead of that smug smirk which would always be there, like a ghost, just lingering, she actually blushes even harder, and turns away from you
>She skips a step back and turns the lights off, "D-don't stare."
>You cough to clear your dry throat, your breathing already heavy, "Y-yeah, sorry."
>"U-umm. What was that cake?"
>Your brain is still empty
>Durrrrrr
>You don't even realise that this is the perfect time to tease her, to catch her out "Something called an ara ara cake or something."
>She takes a few hesitant steps towards you. You swallow your spit and unconsciously make room for her on the bed, "Y-you knew it would do... this to me, didn't you?"
>"Y-yeah."
>She's close enough that you can make her out clearly even though the room is still dark. She's pouting.
>"You tricked me."
>"Y-yeah."
>She crawls into your bed and just sits on her knees before you, her hands balled up into fists, pulling down on the hem on her shirt, hiding from you the treasure she once so confidently thrust before you
>"D-do you like me like this?" He looks to her left, to her right, chews on her lip with watery eyes and looks anywhere but at your own eyes.
>Fuck, your heart hurts. your head spins a little. How did she get this cute? Where was it all this time?
>You swallow. Gulp. "Y-yeah." Your answer croaks out of your dry throat.

>> No.12853756
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>>12853744
Yeh

>> No.12853769

>>12853755
Inseminate! Inseminate! Inseminate!

>> No.12853770

>>12853746
Weren't you doing something involving a Gladiator Jinko?
>>12853755
De-lolification is a beautiful thing.

>> No.12853777
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>>12853770
>De-lolification is a beautiful thing.
I bet you like this too, you sick fuck

>> No.12853781

>>12853777
I don't get it.

>> No.12853783

>>12853755
My heart boner and my boner boner say yes. YES.

>> No.12853786

>>12853755
Make with the impregnation!

Her daughterus will have to keep boys back with a stick!

>> No.12853790

>>12853781
It's dark angel de-lolified.

>> No.12853794

>>12853770

Oh god that was almost a year ago. I canned that one because mgg dosnt like gore.

>> No.12853799
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>>12853756

>> No.12853800

>>12853777
Thanks Anon, I never knew that existed.

>> No.12853804

>>12853799
Don't dump. Anyways, this is also a blue board.

>> No.12853806

>>12853738

I'd still hit that. Provided she removed that tongue straight out of Alien.

>> No.12853810

>>12853777
>777
>De-lolified DARK Angel
So much pleasant heresy in a single post.

>> No.12853811
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>>12853799
>Soviet Bear is disgusted with bug.

Also, don't use the eraser tool
if you have a caffeine addiction kids..

>> No.12853813

>>12853689
No, I'm talking about the Los Tiburon that /mgt/ wrote about a while ago. One sec, I'm gonna go Archive digging.

>> No.12853818

>>12853813
I thought that was a /tg/ thing.

>> No.12853823
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>>12853799
>>12853756
>>12853738
.....h....Hot?

>> No.12853825

>>12853813
If somebody wrote some monstergirl stuff with Los Tiburon I must have missed it, but this is where he came from.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Los_Tiburon

>> No.12853830

>>12853755
>Her tail flicks from side to side, like a cats, and her fidgeting rises to a crescendo
>"I-I don't really mind looking like this, y-you know. If... If it's for you."
>Snap
>She gives a little squeal as you push her down onto the bed
>Pomf
>Your words stick in your throat, "G-good, because I don't mind you looking like this, i-if it's for me."
>Her tail slides into your pants and slides them down your legs, which it good, because your hands are lost in wandering all over her new body, no help to you.
>They slide under her shirt, and trace along her abdomen, roaming upwards to cup her breasts
>Her tail made short work of your pants, the last you see of them is her tail poking through the leg hole as it flings them over your shoulder
>You lean down and kiss her lips. They taste of blueberry, and her tongue steals your own, coiling around and around like a serpent, capturing you fully. You lean into her soft kiss and pinch a nipple, eliciting a soft moan as you play with her body.
>Your heart shudders as she moans into your lips and your manhood is painfully aroused. Before your brain can even process the, well, process, her tail wraps around your dick, and squeezes it affectionately, before angling it down and in
>The Devil rolls her hips back, and wraps her legs around you, her arms sliding up your chest and pulling your into her embrace
>She's soaked, sopping wet, and you slide in with no effort, her tail releases your dick as it thrusts slowly into the depths of its owner, and coils around your leg instead
>Her walls wrap around you and squeeze. Swaying, gentle rippling motions obliterate your mind and you almost pass out ontop of her, sheer will keeping you with her in the moment
>One of your hands releases her breast and slides up her body, gliding over her armpit, her biceps. There's a slight resistance as you wrench her arm form your back, but your hand follows her arm up until your fingers wrap around her own.

>> No.12853834

>>12853661

Thanks for that. By the way I noticed that people are starting to review writefaggotry more, that's kind of nice.

>> No.12853837

>>12853818
>>12853825
It's a different Los Tiburon, but inspired by him.
One sec, I'm stitching together what I can.

>> No.12853840

>>12853837
There is only one Shark of the Land

>> No.12853843

>>12853804
This fucking guy.

>> No.12853846

>>12853811
A Grizzly would look great in Commie attire.
>>12853830
Irrumate! Irrumate!

>> No.12853850

>>12853830
I like this.

>> No.12853851
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>>12853840
This is all there is of /mgt/'s take on Los Tiburon.

>> No.12853854

>>12853851
>A Wight in Lucha gear.
Muy bien.

>> No.12853858

>>12853851
Lich Undertaker and Ghoul Kane.... Mankind is a manticore who talks to her tail pussy and smothers opponents faces with it. She calls it Fuck-O

>> No.12853885

>>12853830
>Enraptured, lost and found your entire essence is lost to the beat
>Thrusting, clenching, kissing
>Your tongue pulls on hers causing
>She bucks into you, her thighs clenching about your back plunge you deep into her causing
>You grip on her hand tightens, your thumb drawing small circles on the back of her hand causing
>Her inner walls contract around you, her pussy calling for the crystallisation of your love, wrapping and milking in affection and sheer lust causing
>Her moans as she squirms under you causing
>Your tongue pulls on hers
>It's a wet, slippery, sweaty lewd cycle that you wish would never end
>She shudders and screams into your kiss, her legs locking around you, her tail constricts so tight it hurts. Her grip tightens on your hand, so hard it might break, the free arm on your back splays out before grabbing you and holding you tighter, the nails digging into the flesh of your back, calling bright red welts to the surface, which ooze with passion. Her pussy spasms in crushing tightness and once more it takes every ounce of your power to not succumb
>A wet warmth splashes against your thighs and you break the kiss
>She's breathing ragged
>"Did you just cum?"
>"I just came." The hand on your back slides up to your neck and grips it like an iron claw, she growls at you, "Now make me do it again."
>The cycle beings anew, pumping, thrusting
>You grab her by the thigh, fingers sinking deep into her luxurious flesh, and flip her over, so she's on her hands and knees
>She cries faintly and pushes back into you, loud lewd smacks fill the tight spaces of the room
>Your hands roam up and down her back before coming to settle on her preposterous posterior, your fingers sink deep into her ass flesh and you push yourself down into her
>You're getting close now, the warmth in your heart sinks to your gut and tightens, your seed boils

>> No.12853892

>>12853858
Okay, who gets to be McMahon?

>Cheshire cat appears out of nowhere with the biggest shit-eating grin on it's face.
>IT'S ME, AUSTIN!!! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, AUSTIN!!!

>> No.12853904
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>>12853892
>Cheshire Cat
>Not a Tanuki
Seriously, it fits the whole "Bad Boss" thing.
Plus imagine how hilarious a Tanuki doing the McMahon walk would look.

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>>12853885

>> No.12853911

>>12853904
I was gonna go with tanuki, but when I thought of that quote I couldn't stop myself.

>> No.12853914

>>12853904
>God is my witness, she's broken in half!!

>> No.12853917

McMahon should stay a human boy

>The sound of glass breaking interrupts McMahon's monologue
>Suddenly Stone Cold Red Oni
>Crushes a whole 6 pack of beer and pours it over her face and open mouth
>Pulls out microphone
>"If you wanna see me rape this bitch, gimmie a hell yeah!"

>> No.12853920

>>12853917
Monster girl wrestling federation.

It's too hype man, I can't take it.

>> No.12853924

>>12853920
Imagine monster truck rallies.

But with Wurms. Not just crushing cars, but picking them up and throwing them, or compressing them between their claws.

>> No.12853927

>>12853885
>You slip your hands round her belly and slide them up, cupping her breasts, tweaking a nipple
>You pull her up to your chest, she twists her head back and kisses you deeply as you pound into her from behind. One of her hands takes its place to the back of your neck and she holds your head still as she tongue fucks you, a hand absently playing with her clit as you maul her breasts, pinching, pulling and rolling
>She shudders around your shaft again, her walls convulsing about you as you thrust into her from behind, one last time
>The two of you cum together as you embrace, your hot seed splashing into her womb, coating it a steaming, sticky white. She sighs into your kiss and falls back, pushing you into the bed with her
>The two of you land amidst the ocean of sheets, you on your back, her lying on your belly. In a display of masterful acrobatics she twists to face you, the two of you lie face to face, your softening dick still inside her
>The smug blue bitch is smirking
>"I sold you that cake."
>You're too tired, too worn out to really react
>"That so? Wanted me that bad, huh?"
>Your exhaustion addled words catch her off guard
>"U-uhm yeah. I-I guess I did."
>You smile unconsciously and a comfortable silence descends on the two of you
>Her fingers trace small circles on your chest and after a small while she begins to giggle softly
>"I got youu~ I got you good."
>You laugh, and steal a kiss, "Yeah. You got me."

>> No.12853928

>>12853924
MGs make everything better, confirmed.

>> No.12853930

>>12853914
JR would be a wererabbit. Something excitable and weak enough to be pushed around by the wrestlers.

>> No.12853933

>>12853917
>"TZICH YEAH"

>> No.12853938

>>12853930
Who would be triple H?

Basicly, which MG has the biggest nose?

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>>12853917
I feel like Stone cold should be the human boy.

>> No.12853951

>>12853938
Black Dragon maybe. A jerk and full of herself.

>> No.12853952

>>12853927
Thank god this didn't end in SUFFERING like that other one.

>> No.12853955

>>12853927
I liked it.

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>>12853806
>"Oh but anon~"

>> No.12853962

>>12853951
Well, Rick Flair is obviously gonna be a Pharaoh.

>> No.12853972

>>12853952
What other one?

>> No.12853973

>>12853952
What other one?

Here's the paste since some one wanted it
>>http://pastebin.com/6MiCUT2Q

>> No.12853974

I'm having fun imagining all my old wrestling heroes as monster girls. Sting would be some kind of lamia maybe.

>>12853962
Rick Flair could be a Wight too. Something super haughty. Although the pharaoh snake would work well as the stupid feathery thing he always wore around his shoulders.

>> No.12853977
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>>12853972
>>12853973

>> No.12853981

>>12853974
>Andrea the Giantess
;_;

>> No.12854003

A thunderbird is the most Electrifying Woman in Sports Entertainment.

>> No.12854014

If people are tired of wrestling, what other things would be better with monstergirls?

>> No.12854017
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>>12853958
That just hit fetishes I wasn't aware I had.

>> No.12854021

>>12854014
Life.

>> No.12854023
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>>12853920
>Get hype!

Quick and sloppy, just the way I like it.

>> No.12854024

>>12853977
Eeh. That was a little lame, It would have been better if the suffering came as a result of the underhanded methods she used to de-lolify herself. Like if in doing so she accrued debt with a cruel Tanuki and then Anon got his knees capped, pelvis broken and was raped to death. Still what was up with the first post? Did the kitsune whore herself out to get the de-lolification cake/potion?

>> No.12854026

>>12854014
Character Action games, Tokusatsu, Movies, ect.

>> No.12854028

>>12854014
Skateboarding.

>> No.12854029

>>12854021
Way to kick it to 11 anon.

>> No.12854037

>>12854017
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=908163
Have fun, and be warned.

>> No.12854038

>>12854028
Imagine the sick tricks a winged monstergirl could do using her wings to get more air on jumps.

>> No.12854042

>>12854014
Drug wars

>> No.12854044

>>12854021
I was literally about to type that anon.
>>12854023
You work fast.
>>12854024
>Did the kitsune whore herself out to get the de-lolification cake/potion?
Going by the fact that the MC pulverised her hymen, I'd assume that she had to perform a bunch of tasks for a cruel, monster-hating Wizard.

>> No.12854053

>>12854044
>MC pulverised her hymen
Oops, I missed that one.

>> No.12854057

>>12854042
But those aren't fun.

>> No.12854061

>>12854042
Drug wars is one thing I think might actually be worse with monstergirls. A living, sentient source of valuable contraband would lead to horrific possibilities.

>> No.12854063

>>12854042
How about discussing the race war with your monster friend?

>> No.12854069

>>12854042

Dude that would simply be awful. Imagine every single MG with narcotic properties. Imagine every single narco getting the idea that if I employ/enslave a few I could be making big dough.

Now imagine third world countries plunged into drug gang wars with any mg possessing any addictive quality being the highest brand to be coveted, with first world countries needing to restrict their travels/monitor them for their own safety.

>> No.12854071

>>12854057
>>12854061
Kidnapping virgin men to sell off their white stuff is much more fun than having Juan's head used a soccer ball over some white powder.

>>12854063
It's all good, Man and Monster both hate mushrooms.

>> No.12854074

>>12854003

Thunderbird vollyball? In those sports bikinis that can ride up their butts? Yes please.

>> No.12854075

>>12854071
I meant the monsters kidnapped and enslaved, like >>12854069

Imagine all the horrors of human trafficking. Now imagine that you care because they are monstergirls. It would be awful

>> No.12854088

>>12854074
That was a The Rock reference. Cause he is the Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment. If you smell what he is cooking.

Harpy types wouldn't be allowed in competitive volleyball, or any types with wings. The pro leagues would be dominated by quick high jumping rabbit types and tall athletic types like jinkos and amazons and ogres.

>> No.12854095

>>12854075
Aren't most of them (at least those with narcotic properties) incredibly powerful or just generally not to be fucked with? I just can't imagine trying to enslave a Manticore or Girtablu or something going very well.

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>>12854075
>He thinks humans will be the ones doing the enslaving

>> No.12854106

>>12854095
Mermaids (blood)come to mind as a species that would be legitimately threatened. The question is, how Jewnuki does a Jewnuki need to be to betray her own kind and pit monster against themselves for profit.

>> No.12854107

>>12854095
Strong compared to a human, but we enslave elephants and rinos and gorillas and shit. They aren't strong compared to a tranq dart. And they wouldn't just be facing normal human hunters, Don Tanuki and her Minotaur hit squad are going to be the ones chaining up some poor lamia and milking her venom.

>> No.12854110

>>12854095

True but they're not the only top dogs in the MG world. And trust me, if you were a narco, the opportunity of having a near endless supply of a high demand wonder drug is something you would spare no expense to obtain and hold on to.

>> No.12854113

>>12854105
Oh great, as if dogs don't scare me enough.

>> No.12854119

>>12853609
She's wearing spats and a tanktop. God knows how she stretched spandex over the frizzy, snow-white fur on her legs, but they're there now, squeezing every lithe curve around her waist.
Just try not to let her see you staring at the outline of her puffy vulva while she struggles for an armlock. Try not to think about the fact that she's not got any underwear covering that hot wolfpussy (I wish I could think of a less vulgar term there) while you slip free of her paws.
And now that you've flipped her onto her back, you get to stare into those bright blue eyes as you pin her arms and body beneath your own weight, hooking her legs and spreading them apart with your own to render her helpless beneath you. You get to feel her breath against your face as she struggles beneath you, squirming and struggling to gain even a few inches of leverage; all she needs to throw you off of her like a sack of potatoes.
It's only when you shimmy down her, tugging her arms along the way and feeling her breasts rub against your chest so that you can get to her throat that she really pulls out the stops. Her barely restrained thrashing is almost enough to wrench your arms out of their sockets, but it lasts only a second before you can put your teeth to her throat.
She freezes out of instinct, still as a statue save for the rapid rise and fall of her chest, with you riding the top. She sighs and goes limp, acknowledging defeat as begrudgingly as she possibly can. The growl in her voice leaves her, involuntary whines escaping her throat as you nip and tease at the skin there.

>> No.12854121

Once monstergirls enter the realm of professional sports, would we still keep human only leagues? Even though they suck and don't make much money, like the WNBA?

>> No.12854123

>>12854119
Her paws fall free as you let the weight of your body off of her, and instantly one of them moves to your head, batting and pushing away from her throat to her chest. You glance up to see her grinning at you, her eyes practically electric with anticipation, wild silver hair a mess from wrestling. But then she forces your face down again, square into the valley of her slight cleavage, through her top and down until your nose is pressed against the warm, sweaty wall of her abdominals. She twitches as you pass over her navel, but the breath that tickles over it is an afterthought as she leads you to the destination.
And between her thighs you descend, heat radiating from between her legs in palpable waves.
There's no need to drag it out, no need for foreplay. As far as you're both concerned, that just was foreplay.
You tug those spats down the curve of her hips like a man possessed, sitting back up to yank them over her paws before returning to your prize.
"Well, what're you waiting for?" she asks with a crooked grin. "You win this round, you get to go on top tonight."
Like you even need prompting. Pants, underwear. Both come off and are thrown to the foot of your bed as cold air drifts against your erection.
Her tongue is lolling out of her mouth, eyes eager and fixated on you, paws resting above her chest. When you move down to kiss her, you're suddenly not too clear on who really is on top as she clasps your head with those powerful digits, and buries her tongue into your mouth. Judging by the glint in her eyes as she stares at you, she knows exactly what you're thinking. One hand still pressed into the mattress for support while she forces your lips together, the other moves to her paw, pulling it away from your face so you can pin it to the pillow above her ears.

>> No.12854127
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12854127

>>12854113

It's okay Anon. Just tell her that and she'll heal you with fluffy love.

>> No.12854130

>>12854123
Then, with your chest again pressed down against hers, you hold her tightly and feel the vibrations of her moans inside your mouth the second you press yourself to her entrance, still wet and perfectly puffed.
The sweat and heat of your bodies pales in comparison to the feeling of utter heaven that slides over every millimetre of your shaft, engulfing you right up until you hilt in her.
You don't wait for her to finish shuddering in pleasure at your entrance before interlocking the fingers of your one hand with her fluff covered digits, cradling her behind the head with the other, and sliding back out again, only to ram back into her.
Instantly her walls clench down on you, and suddenly her already heavenly honeypot (oh god I am terrible at vagina synonyms) moulds to every ridge and nerve on the end of your dick, just as if you were made for each other.
In and out, in and out, breaking away from her messy kiss to draw in shallow breaths and listen to her moan and yip, bedsprings giving way as you roll and rock atop the sheets together. The feeling becomes more intense, every nerve exposed to her working in overdrive, her squeezing and milking travelling the length of your shaft from base to tip in ever-hastening motions. Her pawpads grasp at your hand, her legs find their way to your waist and lock you down on her, warm and fluffy and muscular. Every second her sky blue eyes aren't staring lovingly into your own is a second when she has her eyelids clamped shut in an attempt to ride the wave of pleasure submerging her.

>> No.12854132

>>12854110
>near endless supply
Only as fast as you can reasonably milk it. And again, a lot of the poisonous/valuable monsters either: have friends who would highly object to their enslavement (Shirohebi, mermaids, etc.) or are highly perilous to get a hold of and keep hold of.

>>12854107
And those animals are too stupid to not see the enslavement coming, as compared to monsters who are generally of around or above human intelligence.

>> No.12854137

>>12854130
And still, in and out and in and out, faster and faster and faster, losing control and listening to her moaning, trying to form words between her panting and failing as her mind blanks.
You can't hold back much longer. You can't hold back at all as she takes you in for another slobbering kiss, and so you let go, lose control and pound into her like a wild animal. Her barking and pleasured cries, her lithe, muscular body trading sweat with your skin, all while she pulls you closer to orgasm, pumping and pumping until-
With a howl she climaxes, slickness amplifying even as you break down and shoot load after load into her, pulsing and holding her close as hot streams draw out her orgasm. The moment lasts forever, you and her melting into each other as your minds go white, shuddering and breathing heavily, slipping into afterglow together.

And that's how you wrestle with a werewolf.

>> No.12854138
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12854138

>>12854037
I love you.

>> No.12854144

>>12854130
>>12854119
I've always liked 'axe wound' as a synonym for vagina. Add that one to your writing repertoire.

>> No.12854147

>>12854127
No thanks, dogs are scary enough.

No way I could deal with a wolf girl or a Hellhound.

>> No.12854148

>>12853851
>mfw one of my posts has been screencapped.

Is this what if feels like to be happy?

>> No.12854150

>>12854119
Lupine cunt.

>> No.12854151

>>12854132
>Also, in certain lands, there are marketplaces and auction houses where monsters that were defeated and captured by humans are sold as slaves, but even so, it's actually the monsters that are pulling the strings behind the scenes. It is said that all of the monsters being sold are only those who deliberately lost to humans and let themselves be captured because they personally desired “to have a man take care of them.” They use charm magic and mamono mana to entice men into “running markets and auctions” “buying them” “training them” and “feeding them.” The slavers themselves aren't even aware of it, but they're being pulled along by strings. Even the winning bidders are being completely manipulated so that the monsters can choose their own “master.” In cases where a human man tries to rape a monster, he may think he's doing it of his own will, but more often than not it's actually a result of him being tempted and lead on by the monster being raped herself. Other than that, monsters have various other abilities that they use to tempt and enthrall men, and they will try to have sex with a man using all sorts of methods.

So in MGE there is already a monster slave trade, it's just hugboxed to bullshit.

>> No.12854153

>>12854150
dog twat

>> No.12854154
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12854154

>>12854138
Just remember what Cyclopes are for.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47762825

>> No.12854155

>>12854151
Well, yeah, but they've let themselves be enslaved.
You take a Shirohebi and you're going to have an angry goddess asking some questions.

>> No.12854158

>>12849185
Sexualizing named demons is gonna get you in trouble one day.

>> No.12854159

>>12854132
If humans can enslave each other, monstergirls can do so as well.

>> No.12854161

>>12854144
Ehck, sounds like an actual injury. I prefer my vaginas to be happy places, full of beauty and my dick.

>>12854150
>>12854153
Fantastic.

>> No.12854162
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12854162

>>12854119
>>12854123
>>12854137
Jesus christ anon.

>> No.12854165

>>12854150
bitch ditch

>> No.12854167

>>12854159
>If humans can enslave each other, monstergirls can do so as well.
True. To be fair, most slavery nowadays isn't kept with force (except in backwater shitholes like mauritania) but instead with threats or pressure, like having a passport and not returning it, etc. Monstergirls, in general, are not very attached to worldly possessions and wouldn't be very prone to going into a slave's main use in the real world; prostitution.

>> No.12854168

>>12854127
I want her to hold me close while we sleep.
I also want her to have her way with me, but that should be obvious.

>> No.12854174
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12854174

>>12854153
Canid minge
>>12854151
What's so wrong with uniting people with their future waifus, even if it's "hugboxed to bullshit" as you say?

>> No.12854175
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12854175

>"Is that train ever going to get here?"

>> No.12854178

>>12854150
>>12854119

pooch cooch
mutt muff

>> No.12854179

>>12854127
She has such an adorable face.

>"Anon! You got us matching collars? Oh, you shouldn't have!"
>"I love it, I love it, I love it!"
>"Oh, Anon, I'm so happy I could fuck your brains out right now!"

>> No.12854182

>>12853973
>>12854162
/mgg/ is being really lewd tonight.

>> No.12854184

>>12854137
Will you pastebin it?

>> No.12854188

>>12854165
>>12854174
>>12854178
I'm too tired to deal with this shit. Why are werewolf vaginas so good at having hilariously vulgar synonyms?

>>12854184
Do you want me to?

>> No.12854194

>>12854188
>Do you want me to?
Damn straight I do.

>> No.12854197

>>12854174
Because if I'm buying a sex slave I want her to be miserable and terrified of the big bad human holding her chains, not ku-ku-ku-ing under her breath about keikaku doori.

>> No.12854200

>>12854158
The good kind of trouble where I will have to take responsibility afterwards? Cause I'm down for that.

>> No.12854201

>>12854179

Word on the street is Kikimora and Anubis collars are on the way. Senpai noticed Luth on Twitter too.

>> No.12854209

>>12854188
>yea gurl imma pound your bitch snitch
>want me to bury my bone in your back yard?

>> No.12854211

>>12854201
>Kikimora

So this time the collar is for her?

>> No.12854213

>>12854194
http://pastebin.com/XWGrG20S

I've found an effective way to put off writing what I promise by writing totally different things, it seems.

>> No.12854217

>>12854200
Hell no. Bael is one if the worst devils out there. You couldn't pay me to fap to that.

>> No.12854219

>>12854201
I've always wondered how Drawfags feel about having their Senpai notice them. Drawfags such as Maritan, Loen, and Monorus and the like.
>>12854213
You did pretty damn good for writing about something on a wim.

>> No.12854220

>>12854188
puppy pussy
pug rug
hound mound

>> No.12854225

>>12854217
I'm trying my hardest not to sound like a fedora here, but are you paranoid of occult stuff?

>> No.12854231

>>12854220
>NOW POUND MY HOUND MOUND
I'd die of laughter if I ever heard this.

>> No.12854232

>>12854225
Yes, very.

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12854236

>>12852711
I may be 6 hours late to do this proper but it still needs to be done.

You're an Alp for maining bow.

In other news, now that Mermaid stocks have fallen in a rather dramatic fashion, what other stocks have you anons started investing into?

>> No.12854238

>>12854219
Thanks, glad you like it. I think I've shoehorned myself into the habit of writing past 3am exclusively now, which can't be healthy, but it leads to short smut pieces like that sometimes.

>>12854220
Puppy pussy sounds kind of cute. That, or I'm going delirious because of the lifestyle I lead.

>> No.12854240
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12854240

No need to pound wolfpussy when it can milk you dry just by being inside it.

Wolves have best cuddlesex.

>> No.12854242
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12854242

>>12854232
I don't think twisted, demonic arms are going to suddenly pull Moose and Monorus into Malebolge for whatever reason.
>>12854238
Puppy pussy would work for some loli oriented Werewolf smut.

>> No.12854246

>>12854236
Ever since I got screwed out of my retirement by Tanuki Madoff, I don't invest in anything other than gold and silver.

>> No.12854249

>>12850915
If that guy's alive, I'm beating his ass.

>> No.12854257

>>12854242
I'm not saying that''ll happen. I'd rather not attract the attention of something like that is all. On the off chance the after life is real, do you want a pissed off demon general knowing you've been fapping to a girlified version of him?

>> No.12854259

>>12854257
Would a demon really give a shit?

>> No.12854262

>>12850940
>All those nights reading bedtime stories to the loli dragon and telling her that her true prince will some day tell her these magic words
>"fathers give the best gifts"
And then you remember the quest giver and what he said to you about that shield that he gave you to help you complete the quest
>"This shield was from my father, and now I'm passing it on to you. Fathers truly do give the best gifts"
He knew you were going to become his son-in-law all along. Sneaky fuck.

>> No.12854264

>>12854240
>You'll never be pinned down by your wolfgirl waifu and milked dry by her wolfpussy while she stays completely motionless on you.
>Holding you close and smiling down at you lovingly while your face twists in pleasure.
>She'll never pull the covers over you and turn the lights off before silencing your moans with a kiss.
>You'll never eventually pass out from the pleasure and wake up to her smiling face as she cuddles you like a teddy bear.
THE MOST SUBLIME PAIN IS UPON ME.

>> No.12854267

>>12854257
>"Ara Ara, fapping to an old demon like me, aren't you just the worst. Pervert."
>"Now that you're here I know just the... punishment~"

>> No.12854272

>>12854257
But what if the afterlife is real and all the demons in hell are actually girls?
"Eternal Punishment" takes on a whole new meaning.

>> No.12854276

>>12854257
>not wanting to attract the attention of ancient demons
What are you gay?

>> No.12854280

>>12854259
Can't say in this case, but I'd rather not risk it.

>>12854272
Belief is a powerful thing, good luck.

>> No.12854281

>>12852473
I sense you're losing interest in the concept of MGK.

>> No.12854286

>>12854276
Ha Ha. You wouldn't be so eager to joke if you knew who that was. Then again, I know some, if not most of you don't care.

>> No.12854288
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12854288

>>12854276
What if the attention she gives/has given you is a little "obsessive"?

>> No.12854293

>>12854288
God that woman was creepy.

>> No.12854294

>>12854286
I used to be really into the occult when I was younger and I still don't care. I've got a copy of the key of solomon somewhere in the back of my closet and if I thought one of the 72 spirits would fuck me, I would be digging it out.

>> No.12854297
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12854297

>>12854293
Truly, Hroz is the only one capable of making thick and cuddly vanilla yanderes.

>> No.12854302

>>12854297
Hroz makes some pretty good women.

>> No.12854341

>>12851166
I didn't care. Is it maybe because there was a kitsune involved? It was cookie cutter blackmail as fuck.

>> No.12854348
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12854348

>>12854297
I remember you...

I really dislike Hroz's art though.

>> No.12854349

>>12853516
Oh I agree. I just thought the color-alt was neat. And fitting, since the panda is a pole-arm user.

Noel best girl.

>>12853520
>>12853526
>>12853529
>>12853539
>>12853546
>>12853565
You guys do realize that CC just regards age, right? Sure, it generally brings to mind the image of a woman with an older, bustier appearance, but technically, an age-less loli could be a CC too. And a MILF.

>> No.12854355

>>12854349
So your loli waifu would've had to given birth before you de-lolify her in order to become a full-on MILF.

>> No.12854357

>>12854349
Doesn't really matter. No one thinks loli when they hear CC or Ara Ara. Loli is short for Lolita which is the pet name of a girl a middle aged professor bangs in a story. Loli itself doesn't refer to body type either, it refers to age. What if you had a chick with accelerated growth, who was like 5 years old and yet looked 25?

>> No.12854361

>>12854355
>De-lolifying the Loli-MILF
Seems almost against the point.

Though on the topic, did anybody screencap and/or pastebin that de-lolified Devil thing earlier?

>> No.12854365

>>12854357
Yes yes, all this I know.

I'm just saying, when you really think about these terms, different technicalities do arise. They may contradict each other, they may not, but still, they are there and possible.

>> No.12854370

>>12854361
>>12853973

>> No.12854371

>>12854246
Investing in dragon stocks is always the safe choice after all. If you're after a risky venture go for LVr8TR. It seems to be gaining a bit of traction, and if they increase your penny stocks become huge cash gains.

>> No.12854373

>>12854357
Dizzy from Guilty Gear?

>> No.12854378

>>12854349
>tainting CC with loli

I hate you. I'll glass you and do the fucking riverdance on your face you demon.

>> No.12854379

>>12854373
There's an example but I was more thinking about Amira from Shingeki no Bahamut.

>> No.12854387

>>12854371
I'm not sure I can ever bring my self to trust investors and stocks again. Rohnda Pauline told me to invest in gold for when the banks collapse and when you and your friends are busy lynching the tauniki bankers for not having your shekels when you try to withdraw them, i will still have my wealth.

>> No.12854393

>>12854357
Loli as a slang term really does refer to a body-type though, when you look at some other terms it falls in with.

As you said, the term is short for "Lolita", a nickname for a pre-teen girl who was the object of lust for a middle-aged professor. This term was then, at some point, appropriated by Japanese pop culture to refer to "Lolita Fashion" and "Lolita Complex".

I say it refers to more a body-type than a set age, because we also have slang-terms like "Legal Loli", for the opposite of the sort of girl you describe at the end.

And now that I think about it, I'm not sure there is actually a slang term for girls like Dizzy and Amira...

>> No.12854401

>>12854387
Yeah, it really is computer run industry if you're trying to make money seriously. I hear those tanuki have hooked up raw mamano mana power sources to speed their machines up even more.
And nothing can go wrong by putting mamano mana into supercomputers.
Nothing.
At all.

>> No.12854408

>>12854401
>Nothing.
>At all.
I'm on to you, succuvirus!

>> No.12854410

>>12854401
Not even succuviruses
>>12852943

>> No.12854417

>>12851624
Sounds boring honestly, unless there's traps.

>> No.12854424

>Be driving home from work.
>Switch on Radio
>Catch tail-end of "What is Love?"
>"What is Rape?".gif is the first thing I think of.
What have you fuckers done to me?

>> No.12854425

>>12851624

Payday 2 could be a good game if they polished and fixed it instead of constantly releasing DLC weapon packs. I just don't see that happening and I probably wouldn't even play as MG version of it, if it was made in the same way.

>> No.12854426

>>12854424
Improvements

>> No.12854431

>>12853339
>We're better than that

AHAHAHAHAH! HOLY SHIT!

>> No.12854439

It is that time of year!

What will you and your imaginary MG wife/gf do for NY eve?

We will be helping out the local shrine with their New years event.
Food venders
fortunetelling and hugging tents (both run by Shirohebi)
assorted games.
We borrowed a bunch of those outdoor space heater things this year to help out.
Also got a bunch of extra lighting too.
Hope it turns out well, and if yer in the area, stop by!

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12854441

>>12854417
Sure, we'll throw in some just for you.

>> No.12854443

>>12854439
She will Celebrate alone because I work second shift

Although I would make breakfast for her the next morning to make up for it.

>> No.12854445

>>12854441
I swear to god anon.

You will be found hung by your dick.

>> No.12854451

>>12854445

I doubt his dick is long enough for such a feat

>> No.12854452

>>12854439
She will nurse me back to health because I somehow caught a nasty cold, breaking my 20 year streak

>> No.12854453

>>12854441
Does that say can or can't? Because if you can't, why the fuck are you dating a guy and dressing like a slut?

>> No.12854456

>>12854451
No you hang it like a noose around his dick, and then you hang the rope somewhere high.

>> No.12854457

>>12854439
Laughing at people who cry during the final bell. Fuck you, your life's not that important.

>> No.12854458

>>12854441
>That V line
I hate this so much. One of my fetishes now tainted by this heresy

>> No.12854462

>>12854451
>>12854456
>>12854445

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJMXxv-hYPo

>> No.12854463

>>12854453
My guess would be "cant."

>> No.12854466

>>12854456

Right, i misread, but that wouldn't guarantee his death

>> No.12854471

>>12854441
>But I can't please you...
Oh yes you can. And will.
I'd totally tap it. His ass I mean.

>> No.12854474

>>12854466
It's not meant too.

I still win because either he dies or he lives without his dick.

>> No.12854475

>>12854441
>>12854417

>>>/y/

>> No.12854477
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12854477

>>12854439
I'll come by, win some things for her to hug as I lead the sleepy thing around, and feed her some vendor food all while she's in her cute little red dress.
And when she finally falls asleep I nail her in the snow while clutching the virility charm I bought at the shrine. That mouse ain't walking right next year.

>> No.12854480

>>12854477
Hey mouse fucker.

>> No.12854482

>>12854439
>Imaginary
I know it's true, but it still hurts.

We are a bunch of delusional, twisted fuck-tards.

>> No.12854483

>>12854482
>implying

Nigga I'm here to discuss my fetish with others.

>> No.12854485

>>12854477
When are you continuing master's quest nyanon?

>> No.12854488

>>12854471
Anon, please. I would too.

>> No.12854490

>>12854441
I'd hit it. I would call him my bitch and make him live as a female and if he was really really good I would introduce him to my bros as my girlfriend.

>> No.12854492

>>12854483
So are you saying that, given the option, if it were somehow, someway, miraculously possible, you would not jump at the chance to have an MG Waifu?

>> No.12854493

>>12854477
Morning, Nyan

>> No.12854497

>>12854490
>Insert the subsequent comic here.
>Where his mother is gushing about him getting a boyfriend and becoming a buttslut.

>> No.12854498
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12854498

I want to rub a mummies tummy.

>> No.12854502

>>12854492
I'd think about it.

Once I know they aren't trying to trick the lot of us I'd try to get one.

>> No.12854504

>>12854485
Most likely never. I fucked up to hard and even a retcon would leave sour taste in people's mouths.
Thinking of alternatives for the Egypt one, maybe writing a chapter like a normal story before taking a vote but I'm not sure if anyone would even be interested. Never doing a CYOA in thread again.

>>12854480
>>12854493
But it's past eleven at night here.
Good mornin' to you gents either way.

>> No.12854505

>monster-trap
Is that OK now? Or has that always been an exception?

>> No.12854506

>>12854477
if you swing by . I'll make sure to mark out a secluded area for the two of you, My wife wants us to make people happy as possible this year to compete with the ryu down the road

>> No.12854507

>>12854497
And then I would fuck his mother too.

>> No.12854509

>>12854498
Simply holding her bare hand would turn her into an ahegoing mess.

I like it

>> No.12854510

>>12854024
>It would have been better if the suffering came as a result of the underhanded methods she used to de-lolify herself

That would miss the point entirely.

>> No.12854511

>>12854505
Never.

>> No.12854512

>A lone Paladin treks through the fog drenched forest, hunting.
>A great victory was one today. The Lilim of Hertzin, Despot, She who Defaced the Cathedral of Herztin, has been overthrown. Her vast host of demonic and bestial slaves slaughtered in an tremendous series of battles.
>Only, the Paladin had nothing to do with such battles. He wore is brilliant and Holy armor on his white horse beside the conquering duke and his advisers. Gunpowder and Pike have replaced sword and shield in only a matter of years. Now the Paladin represents a symbolic duty, showing the church's approval of the war. A role the Paladin saw as important, but damnably boring and wasteful.
>In fact, the battle was hardly a battle at all in the Paladin's mind. The waves of monstergirls and their incubus husbands barely even reached the human lines before being cut down, or blasted into a pink mist by the cannons. This was jaw-dropping at first, but now it invoked pity. And depression. The amount of death, no matter whose side suffered them, was always depressing
>When the Paladin heard that the Demon Lord's daughter was not found amongst the corpses, the Paladin immediately took off after her. He was going to have his glory before a bullet took it away.
>Eventually the Paladin's tracking skills lead him to an opening, with only a boulder and a few pine trees separating his view from a steep cliff, and the ocean.
"Emerge Lilim! I, a Paladin of the True Faith, is here to relieve you of your cowardice!"
>"Relieve me..of cowardice? Oh...spare...spare me the irony"
>The Lilim softly flew from behind the boulder into the Paladin's view-
>Soaked in blood. Her white, greying hair was crusted in it. One of her horns was broken off. Her face was exhausted, hardly able to express an emotion. Her armor was utterly useless, pocked in holes. Her hands tried to clutch as many wounds as they could. Her Black ichor that Lilims levitate on as a sign of nobility and power was gone, as was her tail.
>Oh God

>> No.12854513

>>12854505
It's not ok but they post it cause it starts shit

>> No.12854514

>>12854509
Think about this. Ghouls can inhabit the desert region, and their saliva makes things extra sensitive. Combine that and mummy and you get what?

>> No.12854515

>>12854505
No, it just didn't cause a storm of buttrage this time.

>> No.12854516

>>12854504
You should just write what you think will be good/what ever gets your dick hard and occasionally take suggestions, while reserving the right to listen to cool ideas and ignore dumb shit. You are a decent writer, just write. Don't let stupid anons dictate your actions.

>> No.12854519
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>>12854504
THIS IS WHAT TORIZA AND OUR CHILD WOULD HAVE LOOKED LIKE! TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!

>> No.12854521

>>12854514
Beauty

>> No.12854523

>>12854504
Unfortunate, but considering how shit-stormy things got towards the end, I can see why you'd decide to do so.

Still looking forward to whatever Egypt-y thing you wind up doing.

>> No.12854524

>>12854504
Just give us some closure and pick an end. You would have to be insane to not expect some fights over best girl. Only reason the Gabby CYOA didn't go this way is because we had harem end, and even then you felt the need to deliver all 3 endings.

>> No.12854528

>>12854512
oh dear.

>> No.12854531

>>12854504
Good ante-midnight, oh mousy molester.

>> No.12854533

>>12854512
Oh boy, time to smite.

>> No.12854535

>>12854504
>Most likely never.
Fuck. There goes my smile.

>> No.12854536

>>12854512
Stab her in the heart and then rape her corpse. The ultimate triumph over monsters. You will get your rocks off, and she will get nothing cause she is dead.

>> No.12854539
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>>12854512
Paladins are always portrayed "Good guys who dindu nuffin wrong".

Fuck that noise, I want my grey vs. grey moralities.

>> No.12854540

>>12854512
So my plan of stealing a shotgun and hiding out until all the scary monsters are gone could work?

>> No.12854541

>>12854504
Also you should get online earlier. I wasn't even there for the disastrous voting shenanigans, cause I tend to pass out around the time you start writing. Don't you know the internet operates on US eastern time?

>> No.12854545

>>12854519
>spiked knuckles

I'm gonna drug her so hard she'll be lucky if she can relearn to speak.

>> No.12854546

>>12854539
For real? Paladins are almost always portrayed as "bad because of their zeal" extremists.

>> No.12854549

>>12854539
Anon, that is not a paladin. That is the Chosen Undead.

>> No.12854553

>>12854545
This is why tigers are going extinct. Why do you hate them so much?

>> No.12854557

Are there anymore Tanuki stories? I could see one with a yandere easily.

>> No.12854558

>>12854539
Paladins are the epitome of Law and Good.

You aren't getting a 'grey vs grey' morality there because they fall and lose their powers if they go against the very strict code.

>> No.12854559

>>12854553
I thought they were going extinct because they bred slowly and competed for territory with humans?

>> No.12854560

>>12854512
>Her wings quickly gave out. She collapsed on the ground before the Paladin. Her chest heaving with each breathe.
"No. No. No, DAMN IT! DAMN IT! NO!"
>The Lilim turned her head slowly. "Wha...wwwhat's the matter? Heh"
>The Paladin unsheathed his sword
"Get up DEMON!"
>Her eyes, half closed, looked to the Paladin. She smiled
"DEMON! YOU WILL FALL TO MY BLADE IN HONORABLE COMBAT! NOW RISE AND ACCOUNT FOR YOUR SINS!"
>"We're both washed out, you and I"
"FUCK YOU"
>The Paladin flung his sword toward the air, it's point directed at the overcast-blotched sun. Then, with a mighty plunge, the sword descended back to earth.

>next to the Lilim's head.
>Her were shut, mouth clenched. When she realized her heart was still beating, she peaked an eye open, only to see the sword swaying back and forth in the ground, and the Paladin standing over her.
>The Paladin fell to his knees
"Things change so fast"
>He fell back into a seated position, legs crossed

>> No.12854562

>>12854553
Becasue a MG can already fuck you up so many ways, and now they're gonna be using weapons? Time to be the monster only a human can be.

>> No.12854566

>>12854560
>"FUCK YOU"

We Donte now?

>> No.12854572

>>12854560
Don't tell this is that kind of story. Actually I would love if it was, so please go in that direction, and not one that's not predictable.

>> No.12854574
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>>12854559
No, it's because you people hate them.
>Toriza wins the vote
>shitstorm ensues and the story dies
>Anya is invented
>nobody writes about her
>Junko becomes a thing
>Alp uses her to attentionwhore some more
I mean seriously, what the fuck? Tigers are GRRRREAT.

>> No.12854577

>>12854574
I blame frosted rapes.

>> No.12854582
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12854582

>>12854577
Frosted Rapes is love, Frosted Rapes is life. See how she reacts when you touch her fluffy paws?

>> No.12854583

>>12854524
>>12854535
I guess I could think of something, but I'm wary of poking a proverbial hornets nest with anything I do with it. If I did write just one ending it'd be Himizu, writing out all three girls to an ending would be a compromise and take a while.

>>12854523
May find a site or program designed to make actual CYOA style stories that people play through themselves, but I'd prefer to just take suggestions after each chapter of an actual story at this point. I'm not up to actually running a cyoa or quest live. It'll be a while before I do anything with it, lots of characters to flesh out and a plot to come up with.

>> No.12854587

>>12854583
>Himizu
Well shit. Just write a bad end where the Warlord first rapes the girls while you watch, then feeds the MC an Alpification fruit and then rapes her, too.

>> No.12854588

>>12854574
>toriza wins the vote
Via obvious rigging. Don't forget that.
>Anya is invented
>nobody writes about her
Lots of characters are made that nobody writes about.

>> No.12854594

>>12854588
>obvious rigging
Yes, because people who voted for her are a cabal of hackers on steroids, capable of stopping people from voting. We've been over this before.

>> No.12854596

>>12854582
I'd rather not be a chew toy.

>> No.12854600

>>12854594
I can set up a bot to vote for something 300 times on my behalf.

But that's fair polling practices, right?

>> No.12854605

>>12854596
Then don't run away when she's trying to have sex. That activates her predatory instincts.
>>12854600
And stops the opposition from voting, yes.

>> No.12854606

>>12854587
Bad ends and suffering endings are reviled here. There's already been some shit slinging comparing Nyanon to Bob even if it is untrue, but to give the CYOA a bad end like that would only redouble the efforts to make Nyanon look like Bob.

>> No.12854610

>>12854583
I'd say ignore this fag >>12854587 but there's always gonna be some fag like him. Just have main girl win and then realize that if you introduce waifu wars there will be fights about it.

>> No.12854611

>>12854605
Like it or not, it's going to be difficult to outvote someone using a bot to continuously vote for his choice.

>> No.12854612

>>12854588
>>12854594
>>12854600
>>12854605
Stop it. Now. Don't start this shit. Don't continue this shit.

>> No.12854614

>>12854583
>Site designed for CYOA style stories

I seem to recall coming across a site for just such a purpose once. Read something involving a minotaur (MG) labyrinth or some such.

Can't for the life of me recall what the site was though. Anyway, g'luck with your future endeavours and stories.

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>>12854611
There were 10 fucking votes anon. 2 said "respect her choice" and 8 voted for Toriza. There was no spam of 300 votes or whatever you're thinking of. For fuck's sake.
>>12854612
Fine. Talk about Tigers and why they need our help more than Pandas!

>> No.12854619

>>12854617
fuck off tigerfag. nobody likes you.

>> No.12854621

>>12854605
>Then don't run away
>9 foot tall rape beast after you with that look on her face
>not running

Are you laughing to yourself?

>> No.12854622

>>12854617
Thank you.
>why they need our help more
because aaaaaabbbbsssss

>> No.12854623

>>12854617
Oh now you can fuck off.

Pandas are softer and miles better than your shitty tiger.

>> No.12854626

>>12854623
Wait are you talking about real tigers and pandas or monster girl tigers and pandas?

>> No.12854630

>>12854623
Obviously the monster girl version.

We need predators in the wild a bit more, but both should be around the same level of priority.

>> No.12854631

>>12854619
butthurt ratfag

>> No.12854632

>>12854617

Pandas are a pretty shitty animal, honestly. The panda MG is cute and all but if we're talking about the actual animal, I find them pretty worthless.

>> No.12854633
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12854633

Writing my angry oni sexfight

How much is too much? Is grabbing someone by the throat and lifting them off their feet too much?

My plan was for angry sexfight for dominance before wild steaming animalistic fucking in the showers. It's difficult to get things angry and violent while still being able to lead into base instinctual lust sex where overwhelming desire overrides all logic and reason. Fucking until it hurts and then fucking some more until they both lose consciousness and pass out

I also like the idea of red oni having extremely high body temperature and am working that in. How'd you like some 110+ F bitch crushing your head between her thighs?

>> No.12854634
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>>12854621
>that look
This look?
>>12854626
Monster Girls, duh.

>> No.12854636

>>12854582
Frosted Rapes gets mind controlled and decapitated

>> No.12854638

>>12854158
You may have noticed the names follow a certain pattern. Ba'el ≈ Bell Flower

>> No.12854639

>>12854633
Throat grab is a bit too much.

I'd say torso lifting is a better option.

>> No.12854640

>>12854560
>For as long as mankind recorded their stories, battles were carried out hand to hand. Martial brilliance and strength were treasured abilities, and came in great demand during the wars against the Demon Lord.
>In fact, humanity faced total annihilation. Their glorious cities where conquered one by one until only a handful where left.
>Faced by extinction, the few remaining nobles in exile turned desperate, and experimented in fields of technology that no one bothered to investigate. And soon, Gunpowder was developed
>The success was astounding, and Humanity was on the offensive. Gunpowder was even blessed by the church
>By the time Lescatie was retaken, it was becoming obvious that gunpowder was becoming almost 'too successful'. It wasn't long before greedy nobles, hungry for new and greater lands began to use guns against their human rivals, rendering the strongest of men weak in a flash of fire. The common peasant was now the soldier of choice, and was far more cost effective than a Paladin, who was devoted since birth to the faith and training in battling the demonic forces at hand. There was no longer a need to risk a man to man fight. It all didn't matter anymore. The Paladin was an essential post, which was now being tossed out like a used rag in favor of mathematical efficiency. Nothing that was held dear mattered anymore.
>The Paladin shared this with the Lilim, who stared back at the Paladin
"Well? What of it?!" The Paladin shot back angrily.
>The Lilim cleared her throat momentarily, then rested her arms along her side.
>"Those damn guns scare the shit out of all of us. No armor we have stops them. We can't run fast enough to dodge them. We can't cast a shield in time to stop those 'bullets', let alone cast the right shield for the right bullet. We dont know what 'gunpowder' is made of and we have constantly failed to make it ourselves. Mom and Dad put on a calm face, but we all know we're screwed. All the advisers and seers point to the end.

>> No.12854641

>>12854633
> Is grabbing someone by the throat and lifting them off their feet too much?
Yes.
>How'd you like some 110+ F bitch crushing your head between her thighs?
Might be nice.
>>12854636
Translations never, so that doesn't matter.

>> No.12854642

>>12854634
>Monster Girls, duh.
It's not like we don't talk about animals here but I am inclined to agree with your opinion.

>> No.12854654

>>12854640
mmm

>> No.12854655

>>12854640
It's not as though gunpowder is all that complex. Especially given alchemical expertise among some MGs, like witches or liches, you'd think they'd figure it out pretty easily.

Even historically, it's not like gunpowder itself was hard to make. It hasn't changed so much as delivery systems for it.

>> No.12854660

>>12854634
Yes, also, don't waste images on a dead manga on my account.

>> No.12854663

>>12854655
>implying that's the most illogical part of this story
>implying you can't use a magic shield to stop bullets
>implying plate armor didn't stop bullets routinely
>implying knights and guns didn't coexist for nearly 200 years
Also, Paladin or not his mind would be crushed by the lilim's corruption aura.

>> No.12854664

>>12854660
I deleted the previous one, I'm deleting this one. Jerk.

>> No.12854669

>>12854640
Continue.

>> No.12854671

>>12854663
Okay, yes yes and yes, though on the last couple points you could argue
>Supa-Special Paladin with Magic Honor Code!
>Lilim too wounded to be all that corruptive

>> No.12854673

>>12854638
Rose=Rose
Susan=???
Chris=Chrysanthemum
Minte=(is mint a flower?)
Bael=Bellflower
How'd I do?

>> No.12854679

>>12854673
Shoshanah = Lily

>> No.12854680
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12854680

Great going Anons. You've made Janet cry tears of joy

>> No.12854684

>>12854680
Vanilla Dragon, Holstaurus and Alp when?

>> No.12854685

>>12854680
Great.

>> No.12854686

>>12854680
>image name
that she is.

>> No.12854689

>>12854679
>Shoshanah = Lily
nigger what?
I'm not a genius but that's retarded

>> No.12854692

>>12854689
http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/0/Shoshanah

>> No.12854694

>>12854680
Very cute. Looking forward to the next one, whichever it might be.

>>12854684
>Vanilla Dragon
That'd be nice.

>> No.12854699

>>12854679
>>12854692
Shoshanah is a jew? This changes everything. Now worst girl with worst mother-in-law.

>> No.12854700

>>12854694
>>12854684
>>12854680
Dragon would only be nice if she looked like she was fighting her joy at getting it

>> No.12854703

>>12854699
More like Hittite.

>> No.12854704

>>12854692
Other people use these to pick names? Huh.

>> No.12854705

What's with all the collar stuff lately?

>> No.12854706

>>12854700

> Tsuntsun Jabberwock

Fund it.

>> No.12854708

>>12854680
Janet got a belt?

>> No.12854709

>>12854705
It's cute.

>> No.12854710

>>12854704
I know it's what I do.

Takes me forever all the same.

>> No.12854711

>>12854705
It's called a "maymay" anon. You'll understand when you're older.

>> No.12854712

>>12854704
The question of how names are found has been broached before and random generators and baby name sites are always popular.

>> No.12854714

>>12854705

ELH has a collar fetish. Luth likes drawing cute things. The two combined brought us to this.

I hope it becomes a thing where other drawfags join in too.

>> No.12854715

>>12854708
looks a little big to be a collar
"Oh, it's masters belt!, I have been bad and he is going to spank me?"

>> No.12854717

>>12854714
And people like to ask Luth for more girls too.

It's also fun in a way, since people take different interpretations for whether the girls are receiving, or giving the collars.
I take the latter interpretation.

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>>12854712
>>12854710
Well isn't that nice. Farai means "rejoice"

>> No.12854722

>>12854719
Y'know what's ironic?
One time, I almost immediately found the absolute perfect name for a girl I was going to include in a story.

I never actually wrote far enough to introduce her.

>> No.12854726

>>12854722
Tell me about the girl and the name. And the story.

>> No.12854728

>>12854717
Well, in the end it doesn't really matter. I'm not sure about others, but as long as there's a drawing that depicts an MG being made happy, I'm happy.

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>>12854719
>Rejoice
This word has been ruined for me forever.

>> No.12854734

>>12854726
The girl was a sylph. The name was "Rune". I forget in what language, but it was somewhat relevant to the origin of the Sylph as a myth, and meant "Secret".

This was perfect not only for the cultural relevance, but because my intent was to, for a good portion of the story, keep the Sylph a "Secret", not revealing 'her' until later on.

It was doubly perfect as Rune was a unisex name, and the story, to an extent, dealt with the Sylph's corruption from a Genderless Wind-Spirit, into a Monster Girl.

>> No.12854735

>>12854733
Kotomine is the reason I chose the name for her.

>> No.12854736

I just jerked off to amputated cyclops. God damn.

>> No.12854740

>>12854735
Good on you, then. I hope you played heavily with the association.

>> No.12854741

>>12854734
So how come it never happened?

>> No.12854742

>>12854640
>"And...and I guess I'm going to be the first of the sisters to die. Great, great."
>Tears were starting to form around the Lilim's eyes. She sucked up the mucus falling from her nose as her voice began to crack.
>"So...many friends. Dead. Bam. Dead. Whole lives...gone in an instant. I've...I've missed them so much! An-And now, I'm never going to see my family e-e-ever a-again!"
>Her eyes overflowed. Sobs escaped from her rittled lungs.
>"I've never even had a boyfriend...let alone a husband! I...I never even wanted a realm! I only ever...enjoyed...to suh-suh-suh-sing! I just wanted to make Mom, and Dad, and my sisters proud! I...I...I didnt think it was going to all end like this. I never wanted it to end like this...I...I dont wanna die! I DONT WANNA! I JUST WANT TO GO BACK HOME! A-away from all the, the, war, and the ruling, and the pressure, and the mmmph-FUCK.
>The Paladin sat over her. She was balling, cowering in a ball, no doubt a painful position given her wounds. He didnt understand. This was a Lilim, one of the most powerful beings in the Demon Lord's arsenal. She would have been a suicidal target for any Paladin, especially this one, who has had little chance to actually face down a higher ranking demon. Maybe that's why he chose to go after her. But this Lilim didn't belong here. Her mentality didn't fit the era anymore. She must've been but a child. Even if she didn't look like it, magically and mentally. Shouldn't have left home in the first place.

>The lilim started to recompose herself. Her limbs started to tremble
>"Umm...do you...have a...b-b-blanket...by ch-chance?
>The Paladin reached into his traveler's pack he had on his back, and spread his wool sheet over her. Silently.
>"Th...th-thank you"
>The day was getting late, as the Sun was starting to set and the Paladin needed to head back to camp.
>Without any words, the Paladin got up, and began to head out of the clearing
>"h-h-H-HEY! W-w-Where...Where are you?!"
>Great.

>> No.12854744

>>12854741
Because I'm a lazy-ass writer? I only wrote 2 chapters of the story she was supposed to be in over the course of 3 years.

>> No.12854745

>>12854740
I haven't had time to yet, but I will. When the story progresses.

>> No.12854747

>>12854734
Is there any point in going that far for a name no one's going to really care about? I mean, unless you give heavy hints, not a lot of people are going to get that.

>> No.12854749

>>12854747
Whatever happened to writing for yourself?

>> No.12854756

>>12854749
Then all the more. Fuck names.

>> No.12854760

>>12854756
If you don't put in the effort even when writing for yourself, why write at all?

>> No.12854765

>>12854760
>put in the effort
Sure, into stupid literary conventions. It's just like making allusions, fuck that noise, there are other less contrived ways of get across meaning.

>> No.12854766

>>12854742
I like where this is going.

>> No.12854768

>>12854765
Why are you so upset?

>> No.12854770

>>12854742
>Great.
Wait what? Is the narrator breaking the fourth wall or something?

>> No.12854774

>>12854742
>lilim with feelings

I do not comprehend.

>> No.12854779

>>12854768
Because I'm a fellow writer? Why wouldn't I be mad?

>> No.12854781

>>12854774
Every MG has feelings, anon, no matter what the paladins tell you.

>> No.12854788

>>12854781
>what is lich

Just to be a dick.

>inb4 breaking her phylactery

Still counts.

What I meant really, a lilim breaking that way, I don't see it happening.

>> No.12854794

>>12854788
>inb4 breaking her phylactery

Uh, anon, she keeps her soul in there.
If you break that you kill her for good.

>> No.12854795

>>12854742
"Whats going on?"
>"I...I have one...last...request"
...
>"Could...could you...m-move me...over to the...trees over there? I-I'd like to see the...the sun set."
"Why do you think I'm stupid enough to fall for that?"
>"I dont...I...dont-"
>The moment the Paladin would touch the lilim, he'd be blistered with lust. While completely enthralled and vulnerable, the lilim could drain him of his life force, heal her wound with it, and escape.
"I'm leaving"
>"N-n-nothing will ha-ha-ppen... I swear...to you... Nothing...Please..."
>The Paladin stood frozen over her. His breathing began to hasten. She has to be lying. Damn her.
>The Paladin started to take faster, deeper breathes. She has to be lying.
>He dove his arms under her

>He dove, scooped her up in a princess carry, and bolted to the cliff's edge.
>At the nearest tree, he dropped to his knee and rested her upright against it's trunk, facing her toward the descending sun. He then jumped back, landing on his rear.
>The Paladin checked himself. No horns, no tail, still human. Time to breathe.
>He looked to to lilim, who was staring at the sunset against the ocean.
>She didn't seem to be able to talk at this point. Her eyes began to shut.
>She started to hum. It was slow and disjointed, but the tune was soothing. She really should have been a singer.
>She turned her head toward the Paladin, and smiled at him, then faced the sun once again.
>There was nothing left to do.
>The Paladin gathered his things, leaving the blanket with the lilim, and made his way back to camp.
>heading toward his own extinction.

>> No.12854798

>>12854640
>Those damn guns scare the shit out of all of us. No armor we have stops them. We can't run fast enough to dodge them. We can't cast a shield in time to stop those 'bullets', let alone cast the right shield for the right bullet. We don't know what 'gunpowder' is made of and we have constantly failed to make it ourselves.
This is so stupid I can't even see straight anymore.

>> No.12854801

>>12854765
>Names
>A stupid literary convention
Kay?

>> No.12854804

>>12854794
Someone needs to reread lich's entry.

>> No.12854808

>>12854804
I don't give a shit about her 'entry', I'm talking about liches. You know, the ones that preserve themselves from death via horrific magical rituals?

>> No.12854811

>>12854794
Correction.
Liches keep a FRAGMENT of their soul in the phylactery.

They don't die if you break it. They just become vulnerable to dying if you break it. Or vulnerable to lewdness in the MGE's case.

>> No.12854812

>>12854808
Well then hop over to /tg/ because you're obviously lost.

>> No.12854815

>>12854812
>Well then hop over to /tg/ because you're obviously lost.
Does it say KC general here? Or are you too busy fellating him to realize that not everyone cares about MGE?

>> No.12854817

>>12854812
>>12854815
Please stop, both of you.

>> No.12854818

>>12854812
>wahh someone isn't following KC canon

>> No.12854829

>>12854795
Good job, you need to save this, put it in paste bin, re-edit it, rewrite it some, and relink it often

>> No.12854832

>dullahan waifu has misplaced head.
>you search aimlessly without trying.
>In the meantime you decide to do the dishes for once.
>you open the dishwasher, and see her head looking up at you.
>you calmly put the dirty dishes in around her head.
>put it on heavy duty cycle, and watch walking dead marathon on TV.
>ignore cries coming from dishwasher.
>you wonder how the fuck some other dullahan misplaced her head in your dishwasher.
>such is life

>> No.12854834

>>12854829
>relink it often

To what end?

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>>12854817
The lich doesn't mind. She needs data for her research on human males competing for dominance and superiority on their mating grounds.

If you think MGE designs in your head while throwing its canon completely out the window, you are a faggot that needs to leave.

>> No.12854839

>>12854832
Why would you do that anon?

Is the head so bad?

>> No.12854844

>>12854832
I can see this guy married someone just as smart as him.

>> No.12854845

>>12854808
Why the fuck would you think I'm talking about D&D?

>>12854815
>implying MGE is not the most discussed setting here

>> No.12854849

>>12854834
I think he's being sarcastic. Some people do that just for attention

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>>12854836
I was thinking more like (pic related). I don't like a powerful spellcaster to have their tits hanging out like a ten dollar whore.

>>12854845
>Why the fuck would you think I'm talking about D&D?
Because liches are not exclusive to D&D and MGE liches are probably less than 1% of all liches mentioned in fiction? And just because a setting is most frequently discussed doesn't mean we need to suck it's cock 25/8 and never use anything else.

>> No.12854855 [DELETED] 

>>12854852
>thread where the focus are monster beauties out to keep your balls on "e"
>let's talk about bone clad death machines with nothing but ruin and being the biggest nerd in the universe on their minds

Time to put down the eggnog anon.

>> No.12854856 [DELETED] 

>>12854855
Still stuck on MGE, I see.
Well, nothing will dissuade you given the last sixteen times this argument has been held.

>> No.12854857 [DELETED] 

>>12854836
>While throwing its canon completely out the window.

The guy you're arguing with made a misunderstanding with the basic use of a phylactery, and yet you immediately take issue on the MGE use entirely. You're both being colossal faggots about it.

>>12854852
Who is that beauty and where can I read more about her?

>> No.12854858 [DELETED] 

>>12854856
You'll only find what you are looking for in what is left of /tg/. You're only going to antagonize the people here.

>> No.12854860 [DELETED] 

>>12854856
You're being a faggot for saying "Fuck off MGE".

>>12854858
You're being a faggot for saying "Fuck off everything else."

Now can you both please shut up with the shitposting?

>> No.12854861 [DELETED] 

>>12854858
Stop acting like you're high and mighty. This isn't KC general, this is Monster Girl general, no matter how much you may have bent and twisted it to fit that nip's dreams.

Also, monster girl threads are forbidden on /tg/, so asking me to go there is kind of pointless.
>>12854857
Dunno. It's a piece of book cover art that grabbed me.

>> No.12854863 [DELETED] 

>>12854860
This anon has the right of it. The rest of you faggots need to shut up or stop shitposting.

>> No.12854869 [DELETED] 

>>12854856
Given how everytime I've tried to discuss adventure here, all I've found is "go out, get raped" or "HFY pls go" I'm just gonna talk about how I want to have my Oomukade waifu coil around me and tremble clinging to me while I watch a thunderstom from our cave's entrance.

Fucking roneryfags.

>> No.12854871 [DELETED] 

>>12854860
>>12854861
I recall this being a thread for 'monster girls' not straight up monsters.

>> No.12854875 [DELETED] 

>>12854871
If you think >>12854852 isn't a monster girl, son, I've got bad news...

>> No.12854894 [DELETED] 

>>12854869
>"go out, get raped"
Yeah, that's generally pretty likely. But if you're skilled, lucky, and eager I'm sure you could go on some truly interesting adventures. Just remember that the most important skill is being able to run away.

>> No.12854896 [DELETED] 

>>12854894
>But if you're skilled, lucky, and eager

Then I'd get called gary stu.

>> No.12854899 [DELETED] 

>>12854894
And this is why you adventure in groups. Preferably containing at least some who run slower than you do.

>> No.12854901 [DELETED] 

>>12854896
Only if you start talking about how you're gonna totally kill all these monsters, guys!
You're probably less skilled than they are, given that that's all they train for. Just... remember that running is always an option.

>>12854899
Well, yes. Hire peasants. Make sure they're slower than you. Use them as bait for the ushi-oni you're hunting or whatever. An army of hirelings is great for a lot of stuff.

>> No.12854902 [DELETED] 

>>12854894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLYC9YQShdE
Vaguely relevant.

>> No.12854909 [DELETED] 

>>12854896
Only if you take everything in stride and handle all challenges effortlessly. And even then it might be up to the presentation. Remember, the main difference between the Gary Stu and the magnificent bastard is getting the audience to like the later.

>> No.12854919 [DELETED] 

>>12854901
>train

Okay, just so we're clear, I give zero fucks about /tg/ I'm talking about MGE. Second, since for many of you are all about self inserting, and we're not some Order fooled serfs, your character could well use a species natural weaknesses against them, be a guile hero of need be. But, since even that gets called out sometimes, and the "puny humans" threadcanon is in place, fuck adventuring.

>> No.12854922 [DELETED] 

>>12854919
You seem very angry anon.

Go take a chill pill.

>> No.12854927 [DELETED] 

>>12854919
>Okay, just so we're clear, I give zero fucks about /tg/ I'm talking about MGE.
.... wut?
You still need to train to be a decent swordsman or whatever, mate. All the knowledge in the world isn't going to help if you can't beat a bandit with an axe or whatever. Being a good swordsman, if you're willing to train, is entirely within MGE canon and within the canon of literally every setting that I could think of. Also, explosives go a very long way if you can get them, depending on the time-scale of the setting so that's an option too to defeat pretty much all monsters.

>> No.12854930

>>12854795
Can I add to it, do you mind? I really like this.

>> No.12854932

>>12854583
>If I did write just one ending it'd be Himizu
As if I needed more evidence that the world is a cruel, unjust place.

>> No.12854936

>>12854798

Clearly this person doesn't know how powerful magic is in the setting. Doubly so when it comes to lilims. Shields are almost precognitive in nature and absolute. High level monsters can basically cast Quad Giga/Meteor/Ultima with zero cost/time 24/7.

>> No.12854937 [DELETED] 

>>12854927
>Being a good swordsman, if you're willing to train, is entirely within MGE canon and within the canon of literally every setting that I could think of.

Except men can't be better than monsters at anything, and if you happened to drug or trip up said bandit, then out come the "having to cheat" assholes. Nah, not bothering, and I'm done.

>> No.12854943 [DELETED] 

>>12854936
I don't think I can think of a setting in which magic would be unable to stop bullets, especially with something as retardedly overpowered as a Lilim.

>>12854937
>Except men can't be better than monsters at anything
You seem upset. You may need to calm down -- just because someone didn't like your gary stu original character donut steel doesn't mean that it's impossible for humans to be good at stuff. Clearly, you'll be better than a three year old child at swordfighting, but you're going to be a lot worse than a salamander who has trained her entire life at swordsmanship and weaker than any of the supernaturally-powered monsters.

>> No.12854947

>>12854936
>Shields are almost precognitive in nature and absolute.
*citation needed

>> No.12854952

>>12854947
That's probably bullshit, though I'd imagine that at least the more powerful monsters would have enough juice to have a shield running any time they think they might head into dangerous situations.

>> No.12854953 [DELETED] 

>>12854943
Not that anon, but if you go into a craft knowing you'll never be the best at it, why would you even bother to improve?

>> No.12854954
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Would you a squirrel?

>> No.12854955

>>12854952
It would be like trying to fight Accelerator with an assault rifle.

>> No.12854957

>>12854954
I'd like to see her get my nuts in her cheeks, yes.

>> No.12854958 [DELETED] 

>>12854943
>just because someone didn't like your gary stu original character donut steel

Never written something like that, but have seen those daring to write a competent male character being shit on. And stop baiting, if you're bored go to bed.

>> No.12854961 [DELETED] 

>>12854953
>never be the best at
Do you mean >always be inherently inferior to a large portion of other practitioners, no matter how hard you try
because I'll never be the best engineer but I still want to go into that field.

>> No.12854965

>>12854954
Yes.

>> No.12854966 [DELETED] 

>>12854953
If that's the case, why bother at all? There's always going to be someone better than you because very few people are REALLY exceptional, and that's something most people just accept. Artists don't expect to be the 'best ever', they just want to get better and improve. Remember, there can only be one champion for each category, and there's only room for one person there. Moreover, to be the best of the best you'd likely need to be trained from birth like those olympian kids.
>>12854958
>competent male character being shit on
Haven't seen it.

>> No.12854967

>>12854947

Via Mimiru's profile:

> By becoming a witch, her originally high magic power swelled even further; although she had lost her knowledge, she is still able to use high level spells effortlessly.

And that's a regular old baphomet. It goes on to say that she coated in a demonic energy shell (for pleasure) 24/7.

>> No.12854968

>>12854954
You say that like it's a question.

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>>12854954
Kitsune don't got shit on fluffy squirrels

>> No.12854972

>>12854930
I'm going to add to it anyway, before I lose the inspiration

>The bark cracked under her fading weight as she shifted. It took a little work, but she finally found the perfect, comfy position.
>"W-well... if... mum was right a-about... anything... It was comfort."
>As she leaned against the tree and bled out, she figured, well. Might as well not waste the moment.
>The crimson rays of the setting sun bathed her. She apologised to it, in her heart. Honestly and truly. A silly little smile played on her lips. She shunned it, stole books from the library and hid from the sun as she fantisized about her perfect prince, and yet here it was, bathing her full of kisses at the very end.
>The bushes to her side rustled a little bit. Probably another peasant. the flexes her hand and feels the last feeble vestiges of her power. Just enough to change her appearance. Something ugly. She doesn't want to be raped to death.
>The bushes rustle, a new smell comes to her. Blood and steel. The darkness encroaches, feeble thoughts drag themselves along. A peasant wouldn't smell of blood.
>Head, too weak to turn, lips, too weak to part. 'Well,' she thinks, 'In the end, it's not like I have to know the answer to every question.'
>Footsteps approach her. There's the clanking of armour on armour, and something heavy hits the ground. Her heart sinks. What were those, pants? So this is how it ends.
>Some thing warm touches her chest.
>Wounds close, warmth spreads and blood stops flowing. Vitality returns.
>She finds the energy to turn her head
"Y-you... from before... w-why?"
The paladin blushes and turns his head away.
"Shut up, vile demon. I'll have you pay for your sins. In just, holy retribution. S-so just... don't die yet."
>She bites her lip, and tries not to laugh.
>Her tears flow freely as she falls into the arms of the armoured man at her side, and watches the last of the sun dip below the horizon.
"Sure thing. I'll have you show me the error of my ways, mister."

>> No.12854976

>>12854967
Thank you.

>> No.12854979

>>12854972
Very nice

>> No.12854981 [DELETED] 

>>12854966
>Haven't seen it.

Know why? Cause people stopped trying to have males do anything other than romance the MG or be raped by her for this reason. Then they have the gall to bitch about the "hugbox" where nothing interesting happens.

>> No.12855002

>>12854972
Thank you.

>> No.12855005 [DELETED] 

>>12854961
>>12854966
But if I go into a craft wanting to best a bunch of people and maybe a handful of monsters only to realize halfway through I'm probably not gonna be better than a single one, why bother practicing anymore?

In a workforce with monster girls, you have to be able to be better than a good amount of them so you don't get easily replaced by a monster, and if you know you're not going to be better than any of them why should you even bother?

I'd probably just become a drifter if monsters were real, because no way would I get hired over a monster.

>> No.12855013

shes from blazblu dumbass

>> No.12855019

>>12855013
wat

>> No.12855037 [DELETED] 

>>12854981
I think you're complaining about nothing, again. There are strong male characters in mg fiction, people are just generally interested in sex and the MGE universe, which does not lend itself very well to non erotic fiction. You'd be better off not using KCs works if you want !HIGH FANTASY MONSTER WAIFU ADVENTURE! because that's not what the setting is for. It's for homebody life with a sex addict waifu.

>> No.12855051 [DELETED] 

>>12855005
Isn't it explicitly stated in setting that Heroes are sometimes just people who have trained a LOT to beat monsters? Once you become medieval Spetznaz or action movie hero level you'll start beating monsters down in fights. Not the high power ones, but you'll be good enough to best lizardmen/salamanders in a real fight. So it's not like it's impossible, just an incredibly distant goal for most people.

>> No.12855056

>>12855051
Eh, I'll just become a drifter.

>> No.12855061

>>12855056
drifting right into an mg's arms.

>> No.12855069

>>12855061
No anon.

I want to walk the lands without a waifu, seeing the far corners of the world meeting new people and trying new cultures before coming back to my home town.
So somewhat like Eiji from OOO

>> No.12855085

>>12855069
If Ankh were an MG, what would 'she' be? A Golem? A Ghost? A Phoenix?

>> No.12855088

>>12855085
Phoenix.

Wait would that make Eiji the first male Greed?

>> No.12855108

>>12855088
How have we not had a phoenix yet?

>> No.12855113

>>12855108
I honestly don't know.

>> No.12855122

>>12855005
>>12855056
Sounds like you just have a defeatist attitude and project it to everyone.

>> No.12855126

>>12855122
Yeah I guess I do.

I'll shut up now.

>> No.12855135

>>12855088
Nah. If we say that it doesn't include TG, then Maki would still be first.

>> No.12855140

Ya know
I wouldn't hate Rachnee so much if she didn't lie all the time.
Sure I'd give an exasperated sigh every time she tried her dom shit, but it's the lying that makes me hate her.

>> No.12855143

>>12855108
That... is actually a good question.
In the meantime we'll have to make due with a substitute of harpies doused with gas.

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>>12855140
>Hating Rachnee

>> No.12855157

>>12855151
>liking spiders
Enjoy your liquefied insides.

>> No.12855175

>>12854680

Anubis offering you some big ass ton-heavy slave shackles

>> No.12855178

>>12855175
Mah nigga. I'd take 'em.

Happily.

>> No.12855218

>>12855151
Rachnee a lying cunt m8.
Nearly scars or maybe even kill a young girl, then lies about it.

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>She sees your bank statement

>> No.12855249

>>12855224
Yeah, well, not all of us are born into royalty. So excuse me princess.

>> No.12855253

I'm drunk and I'm blasting loud metal but none of it is helping nor will it disguise the fact that I'm completely alone this New Years. Halp ;_;

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>>12855253
>"Well, I guess I'll drink with you. Just turn the music down before we go to sleep."

>> No.12855263

>>12855224
The thought of financially dominating me should be enough for her.

>> No.12855270

>>12855253
See http://pastebin.com/CvAa5Mhw
yes, it was posted earlier this thread. Just can't find where though.

>> No.12855274

>>12855270
I've read this before but thanks for the thought. Maybe I should be out and drunk instead of at home and drunk.

>> No.12855278

>>12855224
>You will never enslave a rich demon girl

>> No.12855290

>>12855253
Just a reminder that new year/x-mas holidays are the most popular days for suicide

>> No.12855292

>>12855274
You'll end up regretting it m8

>> No.12855294

>>12855292
Honestly, This may be the booze talking but I'd go alp for you dudes. An monster has nothing on you, Anon.

>> No.12855297

>>12855224
I don't care what some slut with foot long nails thinks about my bank statement.

>> No.12855301

>>12855294
That's pretty gay bro. Maybe you should go to sleep.

>> No.12855308

>>12855301
Maybe. I've got bottles as far as the eye can see, and I'm listening to Van Canto now. Voice guitars. But I'll tell you this, before I sober, wake up and blush like a tsundere. Love ye, anon.

>> No.12855311

>>12855308
>Van Canto
Sounds fucking heretical and unkvlt.

>> No.12855315

>>12855311
It is the unkvltst. But it makes me smile. At least then I can pretend I'm happy, right? It's so loud it's disrupting my thoughts though. I could be writefagging now, you guys don't mind, right?

>> No.12855317 [DELETED] 

>>12855218
Yeah but that girl was a gayfag so it's okay.

>> No.12855320 [DELETED] 

>>12855317
Wut?
Also
>implying being gay means they should die
If that was the case these threads would stop existing.

>> No.12855328

>>12855315
>I could be writefagging now, you guys don't mind, right?

Why aren't you? I passed on an invitation to two days at the beach with normalfag friends so I could finish writing some elf maid smut. If I can do it you can.

>> No.12855331 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KALuQHpmI98
>>12855320
>Gays
>Not deserving of death
>>12855308
As long as it's about pirates.

>> No.12855337 [DELETED] 

>>12855331
If Gays died than 4chan would cease to function

>> No.12855338 [DELETED] 

>>12855337
And that's a bad thing?

>> No.12855341

>>12855328
Becuase I'm durnk any my stencentce structure is out of the fucking windor right now. I won't edit this sentence, to giveyou en example of how things relally are.

>> No.12855344

>>12855341
Sounds like excellent condition to being writing a pirate story in then.

>> No.12855347 [DELETED] 

>>12855320
Are you implying monsterGIRL thread is filled with fags?
Why?

>>12855337
You know you are making it more and more desirable?

>> No.12855350 [DELETED] 

>>12855347
>implying half the posters aren't Alps

>> No.12855351

>>12855344
I wasn't writing a priate story in the first place! It was all gore mermaids, but I think you dudes anre't realy into it. But for now the storry will be SUFFERing and insanity, slowly building so it' all okay. Bust pretend it's an LN with arc you didn't really like.

>> No.12855354

>>12855351
Hi fizz

>> No.12855355 [DELETED] 

>>12855350
On the internet nobody knows I'm an Alp. Nobody!

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>>12855355

>> No.12855360

But Alps aren't real.

>> No.12855361

>>12855354
>fizz
Naw man my paste is pennywise

>> No.12855365

>>12855360
You are not real

>> No.12855375

>>12855365
>implying this thread is real

>> No.12855377

>>12855375
Imyplying anythin is real.
>Wake up.

>> No.12855380

>>12855354
Who are you that constantly calls random anons out as people from the IRC?

It's weird. And rather annoying.

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>>12855341
So what, write it now, edit it when you're sober tomorrow

>>12855344
or that

>> No.12855383

>>12855380
Shhh, don't be distasteul, anon. what if he benuinely thought it I was this fizz dude?
>How the fuck am I still able to navigate these captchas.

>> No.12855395

>>12855377
>>12855375
>>12855365
>>12855360
Jaden pls.

I want an MG with that personality. She'd be like Charon, maybe.

>> No.12855401 [DELETED] 

>>12855320
Nah, I'm saying the whole family treated Rachnee like a pet, not a person.

>> No.12855403

>>12855395
Jden
>Who?!
guys, should I bother catching up with /r9k/ for the new years threds?

>> No.12855408

Hey /mgt/ when you read MG writing do you like more stuffings and extravagant language, or more simple and concise sentences? I like the former, if it can be done well. I like the latter when I'm feeling like I want to jog my imagination more, or get inspired.

>> No.12855410

>>12855377
Wake up, Neo. You obosralsya

>> No.12855416

>>12855410
Obo stralya?
>I hate new years.

>> No.12855432

>>12855380
Hows that autism treating you

>> No.12855437

>>12855432
>Being mean
Stahp.

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>>12855437

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>>12855440
Man, I just finishes writing about skeleton girls in my story as a catharsis. You think this scares me? Pic related scares me. Look at how smug and content this nigga is.

>> No.12855454 [DELETED] 

ded

>> No.12855458

>>12855452
>Skeleton Girls as a catharsis
You have piqued my interest sir.

>> No.12855462

>>12855458
Well the catharsis was so that I'd stop being scurred of spooky scary Skeletons.

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>>12855452
You asked for this anon.

>> No.12855478

Is it just like 2 other people posting now? Jesus Christ.

>> No.12855486

>>12855478
ded thred
mgs are ded
you are ded
we are ded
ded
ded
ded

>> No.12855499

>>12855472
You scurr me, anon, But I am ausfaggot.
>>12855486
I am ded
U are ded
We are ded
ded
ded
ded
>And we are all very hapy incubi, trapped with out unded waifull.

>> No.12855500

So I hurd alot of you liked my previous story about a Mob Husbando.

Have fun.

The Mob goes Wild p2
http://pastebin.com/VnKKMXDX

>> No.12855501

>>12855486
How can be deds when the ded aren't real?

>> No.12855505

>>12855500
>>12855500

Also, sorry it took so long to get back with the next part. It would've came out yesturday but I accidentally lost my first draft after I got done with a LoL game somehow.

Please no h8 ;_; I'm trying to get these out as fast as I can for you while maintaining at leasts ome semblance of structure and well-writtenednessen

>> No.12855507

>>12855500
>green text format
>on pastebin
why.jpeg

No really, if it's not originally a greentext that was posted here and then ported over, why would you do that?

>> No.12855511

>>12855507
Greentext is technically a form of poetry.

>> No.12855514

>>12855472
It's not just a Sweden problem, some California schools have banned the American flag on Cinco de Mayo after some Mexicans replaced the American flag on a school campus with a Mexican one and almost started a riot when student showed up waving American flags to protest.

>> No.12855515

>>12855511
And it still has no place outside of these threads. Even just removing the arrows would have worked.

>> No.12855523

>>12855514
>>12855472
Wait is this real? Fucking humans. When will they stop being udderly retarded?

>> No.12855526

>>12855507
>>12855507

I get tired of prose writing.
Its a much easier form to write in.

Have you not read other pastebins? Alot of the ones I've read have been using a greentext format.

>>12855515
So what about the arrows then?
Heres another idea, peeps reply to this if you want my future stories to be 'green-text' based or fully written in prose.

>> No.12855532

>>12855526
I mean, you can keep the current format. Just remove the arrows. They don't belong anywhere else except here or clones.

>> No.12855542

>>12855526
Can I reply if I don't want future stories?

>> No.12855546

>>12855542
nobullypls.gif

>> No.12855547

>>12855523

I think you should stop hanging out with Charon, Miss Hathor.

>> No.12855551

>>12855542

Not if you didn't read them

>> No.12855558

>>12855500
Well, that was neat. Pretty brutal at the end there too.

So, guess it really was NTR Dragon? Is Trophy-Hubby just gonna up and leave with his maybe-not-daughteruu when he's high on VENGENCE once all is said and done?

>> No.12855564

>Still no ninja nee san

You lied to me anon.

Ah well, I miss anything else cool?

>> No.12855565

>>12855547
Well I knew that was going to happen. I did it anyway. Is it bad that the pun automatically came to me first? Like, it's a part of my vestibulary now.

>> No.12855569

>>12855564
Ah shit you had to remind me. All my want is now rekindled.

>> No.12855573

Is there anyone writing a novel length MG story? What if one day we got a master writer who wrote something along the lines of a great classic?

>> No.12855593

>>12855573
My current story is about 90k words and approaching on 100k.

>> No.12855597

>>12855500
I'm still hoping it turns out not to be NTR, somehow. Anon definitely seems convinced though, and she's not even denying it any more...what a shame. Guess that's just realism.

Oh well, at least he's getting some good catharsis via revenge.

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>>12855573
There's a few out there, actually.

What we really need is a 120k word saga about a man and his quest to rub the paws of every Anubis across the land.

>> No.12855606

Just wanted to say, a quick reminder, Anubutts a best.

>> No.12855608

>>12855605
>>12855606
Truly a best indeed.

It is a worthy quest. And then, someday, in his rubbing-quest, anon touches the paws of the one Anubis, destined to be his wife.

>> No.12855609

I realize that I'm dragging put my shitty story. I'm trying to end it so please bear with me. Criticism/whatever welcome
http://pastebin.com/mdpu5Vueerrum

>> No.12855610

>>12855605
I wouldn't want that, just because it's not something I think would be worth the effort. It could be an interesting backdrop to a more enticing story though. The journey's worth more than the destination and all.

>> No.12855612

>>12855573
Moose story is long as fuck
Epic smut is 80k words
Captain stories are quite long and his main story has like 8~ long chapter. Too bad he is ded
Vengeance is long story

>> No.12855614

>>12855609
>This paste has been removed!

>> No.12855622

>>12855573
I think Trader Anon was planning on his stories going for like 7 years in story time and his old one before the move hit like 60K and that was still in year 1.

>> No.12855625

>>12855612
>>12855605
>>12855593
>>12855622
But the real question is are they worth their length?

>> No.12855626

>>12855564
>>12855569
It takes time to write smut, friend.

>> No.12855628

>>12855626
Are you trying to make my boner suffer?

>> No.12855629

>>12855609
http://pastebin.com/mdpu5Vue
sorry correct link

>> No.12855631

>>12855625
Duno, you tell me bro. IS my story worth it?

>> No.12855639

>>12855631
I'm not about to find out. I'd rather spend time on improving my own writing, which isn't for /mgt/.

>> No.12855640

>tfw all this talk of writefaggotry and actually reading some shit for once has me in the mood to writefag myself.
>tfw it's 7am and I still haven't slept and am about ready to crash entirely.
>tfw I know I won't still be in a writing mood when I wake up.

I have a horrible sense of time, and timing.

>> No.12855652

>>12855612
>epic smut
I can't believe people bring that up. It's fucking awful.

Moose's story has bad pacing issues and a very shounen-esque plot. It could be a third of the length it is now and not suffer for it at all.

How long is vengeance these days? I dropped it pretty quick - once I saw it was just torture porn.

Otherwise, the only writer I know of who's got 80k+ things is he-who-shall-not-be-named.

>> No.12855659

>>12855639
share it with us.

>> No.12855665

>>12855659
Sorry, but I think that's the last thing I would want to do. /mgt/ a shit.

>> No.12855667

>>12855640
Hello my night owl friend. If only our habits could give rise to such creatures.

>> No.12855668

>>12855665
That we are. I'm sure your writing is far beter than any of us could ever appreciate, delusional, sub-human (and sub-human-loving) filth that we are.

It's MLP Fanfiction isn't it?

>> No.12855669

>>12855640

>I have a horrible sense of time, and timing.

Ever felt like you fucked up your timing in life in like, everything from the day you were born? Whenever something good happens to me, something annoying/bad happens right after, forcing me to postpone the good moments and sort shit out.

>> No.12855675

>>12855668
No, it's a Disney like sap story between two mice.

>> No.12855682

>>12855626
Fair enough I was just expecting another green text, didn't realize you were writing a story, my bad anon.

>> No.12855684

>>12855669
Nigga, you have no idea how deep that hits.

I can only hope that, if I'm missing out on something good in life because of how bad I've fucked up, that I'll not miss out on something later on that'll make up for it.

>> No.12855685

>>12855669
Sort of. I always miss good things and when there are good opportunities for me to take, I don't. I guess I'm probably kind of like that guy in the Kikimora suffering story? Nothing ever goes well with me.

>> No.12855688

Anons, what's Vengeance, I keep seeing it brought up, link?

>> No.12855704

>>12855500
>>12855505
I'm enjoying the fuck out of this.
Though please take your time. I occasionaly have to reread scentences a few times to figure out what is happening.

>> No.12855710

>>12855688
Overrated edgy shit.

>> No.12855734 [DELETED] 

ded

>> No.12855746
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12855746

>>12855108
Hi.

>> No.12855754

>>12855605
I always wanted to write something really, really long. For some reason I just enjoy stories more when they keep going and going.
My first story was at, like, 70+ thousand words when I deleted it.

>> No.12855762

>>12855746
>phoenix with backwings instead of burning harpy
I'm 100% ok with that

>> No.12855768

>>12855746
She must have some high level regenerative magic. You'd be going at it forever, with no breaks, ever, literally.

>> No.12855772

>>12855573
It could be anybody really. If you have any interest in this line of work start today. Right now there are tools out there to product amazing content and make a lot of money out of it if you sell on the right sites.

I'm trying to create a universe I can start building stories out of so I can keep growing it as I get better. It'll probably be shit in the end but you never know.

This kind of shit has unlimited potential

>> No.12855773

>>12855768
And there would always be some jerk after her plumage or tears, to cure a loved one or just to get rich.

>> No.12855776

>>12855754
>when I deleted it.
I mean even if it was shitty, fuck you.

>> No.12855778

>>12855776
Bully.

>> No.12855779

>>12855773
And they would fail, because those only work on the one she loves.

>> No.12855781

>>12855778
Then next time don't delete it, and I'll consider not bullying you for once.

>> No.12855784

>>12855781
I already didn't delete Wurm Wrangler even though I quit it. Cut me some slack.

>> No.12855786

>>12855784
No. I'm going to keep hustling you.

>> No.12855788

>>12855786
Why?

>> No.12855794

>>12854680
>people still doing Janet
You guys make me happy sometimes
>still not dressed as an actual janitor
>>12854684
Holstaurus will have a little bell accessory on it, I bet.

>> No.12855798

>>12855788
Because you can take it.

>> No.12855805

>>12855798
Is there any way to convince you to show mercy here?

>> No.12855812

>>12855805
No. This is hell. There is no mercy in hell.

>> No.12855815

>>12855805
Not him, but you could see if you have the story backed up somewhere and re-upload it. That would surely end the bullying.

>> No.12855818

>>12855815
Oh I do, but I don't want another shitstorm about it.

>> No.12855819

>>12855629
Any criticism? Feedback

>> No.12855823

>>12855819
I'd love to help you out, but yandere puts me off.

>> No.12855824

>>12855818
Then just throw the link somewhere without attracting attention or just make it searchable so those who want to enjoy it can do so freely.

>> No.12855827

>>12855824
No.

>> No.12855831 [DELETED] 

>>12855827
Fuck you.

>> No.12855832

>>12855827
I guess the bullying continues.

>>12855629
Reading it now, no need to apologize 14 lines for being slow. Good intruductions/buildup is important.

>> No.12855835

>>12854700
>getting it
>not giving it to you
Meh.

>> No.12855836

>>12855835
>Fromnowonyouwillbelongtome.jpg

>> No.12855842

>>12855831
Why do you even care enough to be a big meanie?

>> No.12855868
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>>12855836

>> No.12855871

>>12855868
That's the stuff. We need more Dragon Girls in snappy uniforms, by the way.

>> No.12855874

>tfw I'm much happier seeing new hentai than celebrating new year/x-mas
Feel bretty good actually

>> No.12855880

>>12855874
That's right, you're following your own path.

>> No.12855894

Just in case it slipped by near unnoticed, but lanternon has put up chapter 17. I had a quick scan but didn't see any mention of it. Deluded pre-mamano lich gets shrecked. http://pastebin.com/Hc7Knxuc

>> No.12855896

>>12855868
ded grill
ded thred
ded anon
ded

>> No.12855902

>>12855896
shit girl
shit thread
shit anon
shit

>> No.12855919

>>12855832
>>12855819
Okay i'll do my best to give some feedback on this.

For me it feels like the pacing is off. At some points you slowly explain (clockwork) things, while at other moments it blatantly feels like you are stating the things she does as facts. (blood, masturbating near protag etc)
Doing this kills the immersion for me. I just couldn't immerse in the story. If you want to write a good story it's important that you properly describe things and have a good buildup.

You could describe various events that are happening in the house in more detail. I was kind of expecting you to describe events where she would blackmail/sabotage the protags friends one by one. Would have been nice to see that.

Another thing is those ooc lines you occasionly place. There is no need to do so. It's like giving a presentation and fucking up, the best course of action is to adapt and build around your mistake. The crowd doesnt know, and doesnt need to know that you fucked up, or have no idea what to write. Apply the same to your stories, or do a short cyoa thing here in the thread instead. (Do admit and retcon things if everything goes to hell though, we are all here to learn)
Lastly, there is no need to call your own work corny, especially not if think that specific behavior fits with the character (though it lacks buildup here, so it doesnt fit).

So in short: More buildup, describe things, dont ridicule yourself and a better pacing.

That said, good work on your attempt, and im sure it could be a good piece if you improved it. It's always a good thing to see new content.

>> No.12855939

>>12855919
Thank you very much

>> No.12855976

>>12854684
>Vanilla Dragon

Damn, and I thought I was alone..

>> No.12855982

>>12855894
Best end

>> No.12855987

>>12855976
A Dragon lover is never alone.

>> No.12856019

>>>/v/277679673
>their Anubis is the cutest.

Sometimes /v/ has good taste.

>> No.12856034

>>12855500
Dude, I found both your stories pretty riveting. I'm not sure why, I just can't put my thumb on it, which is unsual. But you're certainly one of the better writefags I've read which is just my opinion. So I wish you'd write more often, be it this story or another. But I've enjoyed all your work so far. Keep it up.

>> No.12856039

>>12855976
By vanilla dragon, you mean a normal ddragon? Or like an albino dragon with scales as pure as snow and eyes and red and passionate as her love?

>> No.12856049

>>12855987
My niggah.

>>12856039
I meant the normal one, although you have my interest now..

>> No.12856076
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12856076

Time for a new OC bapho.
This one is a qt.

>> No.12856077

>>12855526
Keep the arrows.

>> No.12856081

>>12856076
All Baph are qt, anon.

>> No.12856093

>>12856076
>>12856081

Sabbath a shit.

>> No.12856096
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12856096

>>12856076
>>12856081
And so strong too!

>> No.12856098

>>12856076
That is one qt bapho, good job.

>> No.12856099

>>12854969
Goddamn.

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>>12856096

>> No.12856103

>>12856076
Fuck, really is super-cute.
Although I wonder if her having even an A or B cup bust is considered heretical to the Sabbath.'


>>12856093
>stop liking what i don't like!!

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>>12856102

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>>12856107

>> No.12856119
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>>12856115

>> No.12856124
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>>12856119

>> No.12856127

>>12856115
>"ORAA!"

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>>12856124

>> No.12856131

>>12856076
I would be her onii-chan...

Actually, wouldn't most baphomets be oneesans due to the fact that they are, in some cases literally, millennia older than their husbands?

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>>12856128
THE WALLS, THEY DO NOTHING!

>> No.12856137

>>12856128
Battle monk?

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>>12856136
NOTHING!!!!

>> No.12856143

>>12856127
Story about a crippled monster girl and her friend racing against the demon lord to recover the holy corpse when?

>> No.12856149

>>12856103
Get a new phrase mouth breather.

>> No.12856150

>>12856096
>>12856102
>>12856107
>>12856115
>>12856119
>>12856124
>>12856128
>>12856136
>>12856139
>Attack on Baphomet

>> No.12856153

>>12856139
>>12856136
>>12856128
>>12856124
>>12856119
>>12856115
>>12856107
>>12856102
>>12856096
And that is how a qt bapho comes home every day in style.

Repairing the walls every day is kind of expensive though.

>> No.12856158

>>12856131
You don't know anything about sabbath do you?

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>>12856143
Monstergirls can't be fabulous.

>> No.12856161

>>12856150
Pls no.

>> No.12856168

>>12856158
Nah, I know that they always have the loli look and act all cutesy and crap but if we strictly go by age then they are usually the older partner.

Then again the Older Brother/Younger sister thing is just simply a title.

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12856177

Ohayou /mgt/. Who's ready for another unproductive day? I sure am.

>> No.12856183

>>12854954

I know the post is 7 hours old but, yes. Yes I would. Makoto's got a perfect body and she makes references to The Tick and Hokuto no Ken when she fights. She's got spunk, iykwim.

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>>12856177
Sure.

>> No.12856209

>>12855500
Take it easy on the references and memeing and you're golden.

>> No.12856213

>>12856189
Huh. Could Nazrin help baphomet and other unfortunate girls find their boobs?

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>>12856136
Call me when she can do this

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>>12856159
>Monstergirls can't be fabulous.

>> No.12856221

>>12856213

I'm not sure Nazrin's dowsing rods can do that.

>> No.12856229

>>12856215
One Punch Wurm.

>> No.12856232

>>12856229
Okay...

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>>12856076
She looks taller than a normal one.

Possibly destroying fortresses and castle walls to find her one true otouto that the rest of the Sabbath will frown upon but ultimately do nothing about out of fear of getting shrekt by "The Tall One".

It's like Goblins, they all respect the Goblin with the biggest tats, but instead of tats Baphomets gain social status based on how tall they are instead.

Also I bet Senpai will notice you for making all those Bapho images.

>> No.12856234

>>12856232
Sorry, that was out of context. I just typed the first mildly interesting thing which came into my head.

It might be interesting to see, maybe drawn by a drawfag.

>> No.12856236
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12856236

Have an updated Ilassa profile. Lord knows she desperately needed it.

I blame Mari for making me be all motivated and stuff.

>> No.12856240

>>12856234
>out of context
The context worked just fine. I was making a reference to Saitama's habit of just going "okay..." whenever someone tries to say dramatic stuff.

>> No.12856251

>>12856240
Oh, whoops. Well, isn't my face red.
I should probably cover it, in case a minotaur sees it.

>> No.12856253

>>12856236
>Not sure if chaotic good, chaotic neutral, or neutral good..

Aside from that, I like it better than the old one.

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>>12856076

>> No.12856256
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>>12856251
Touch the muscle cow. Do it now!

>> No.12856258 [DELETED] 

>>12856236
Nice fursona there faggot.

>> No.12856259

>>12856253
Chaotic good I'd say.

>> No.12856263

>>12856258
>fursona
Oh hai bait, how have you been?

>> No.12856265

>>12856263
It's shitty bait at that. Lilims don't even have fur. They're succubi.

>> No.12856266 [DELETED] 

>>12856263
It's edgy and mary sue as fuck. How can it not be a fursona?

>> No.12856267

>>12856266
..Do you know how words work, or are you newfag at life?

>> No.12856270

>>12856266
See; >>12856265

>> No.12856274

>>12856256
I don't want a Muscle cow, I want a cuddly dopey cow who sticks her tongue out and moos all the time

>> No.12856278

>>12856259
>Best alignment

Although I usually play chaotic neutral, allows the most "options".

>> No.12856279

>>12856274
>muscles cows don't deserve love
>not even a little skinship
Why do you hate her so much? Did your dad get snusnu'd to death after tripping during the Running of the Minotaurs?

>> No.12856281

>>12856278
>alignments
Shitty system, why do people like it?

>> No.12856283

>>12856281
I dunno, I guess it's better than: "Hey Shepard, you can be a pansy, or a jackass".

>> No.12856285

>>12856283
But why have either when you can have actual choices?

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>>12856281
People must know right from wrong.

>> No.12856291

>>12856285
>actual choices
That one is really context dependant..

>> No.12856297

>>12856283
Being better than Bioware's Black and White choices isn't exactly a hard thing to do.
>>12856281
It's only shitty if you hate the RPG aspect of a Pen and Paper RPG. It keeps you from being Bland McBlandston (Unless you're Lawful Good) and gives your DM something to work with when making your character relevant in the overall picture.

>> No.12856298

>>12856281

It works great for its source material. Lots of stuff in D&D depends on your alignment. Unless we're talking about 4.0, but thankfully that doesn't exist!

>> No.12856304

>>12856289
But if the game tells you which choice is good and which is bad, it just... it's infuriating.
>>12856297
>Bioware's Black and White
Funny, I think the DA series is an example of moral ambiguity done right.

>> No.12856307

>>12856297
>Bioware's Black and White choices
For the earlier ones, yes absolutely, no disagreement here.

>> No.12856308

>>12856274

>Dopey cuddly muscle cow
>Her eyes are always closed, and her expression is always calm an pleased, as if permanently locked into "Ara Ara" mode
>You walk up to her while she's sitting cross-legged on a field, munching on grass and chilling as usual
>Sit down beside her and say hi
>She takes a few seconds to turn her head and finally notice your presence, before slowly raising her arms and wrapping them around you in a hug
>She often forgets about her strength, and her hugs end up usually being a bit too tight
>She's too immersed in cuddling to hear you tell her to loosen up her embrace a bit, as she keeps tenderly rubbing her cheek against yours

>> No.12856314

>>12856297

If you tried, you could make an interesting lawful good, but you'd have to be more creative. I dislike playing lawful though, I'm not even comfortable RPing a character under it. It's suffocating.

>> No.12856316
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>>12856281

>Alignments
>A shitty system

>> No.12856317

>>12856298
>4.0
>Nervous sweating intensifies.

>> No.12856320

>>12856314
Totally, lawful good has so few nuances. I can be done right, but alas..

>> No.12856322

>>12856316
Yes, that is correct.

>> No.12856326

>>12856314
LN a best because it's Vigilantism, but the right kind.
Not the Punisher shooting up everything every kind
The 'I'll stop Evil regardless of whose in my way.' Kind

>> No.12856329

>>12856298
4.0 is better than 5.0

>> No.12856331

>>12856326
>Not the Punisher shooting up everything
>The 'I'll stop Evil regardless of whose in my way
..So, the Punisher, basicly.

>> No.12856332

>>12856326
>Lawful Neutral
>Vigilantism
Wait, what? Isn't a vigilante chaotic?

>> No.12856338

>>12856331
No Punisher would shoot a cop for protecting a common crook from getting turned into swiss chess by a madman cause fuck Due Process.
>>12856332
Spiderman is a Vigilante, he's not chaotic.

>> No.12856343

>>12856338
>he's not chaotic
How is he not? He breaks the law all the time to do what he thinks is right, that makes him chaotic good.

>> No.12856351

>>12856343
He still respects the law, he still follows them.
He doesn't break any law because he WANTS to.

>> No.12856352

>>12856338
>Punisher would shoot a cop for protecting a common crook

Depends on the writer, but usually Castle tries really hard not to shoot cops.

Tries.

>> No.12856353

>>12856322

http://i.imgur.com/rNCWlT5.jpg

>TFW this chart puts fucking Xenomorphs in Neutral Evil

>> No.12856355

>>12856351
>he still follows them
But he doesn't.
>He doesn't break any law because he WANTS to
He still does it though.

>> No.12856356

>>12856353
I would've put them at neutral, but yes.

>> No.12856363

>>12856353
These charts are so fucking autistic. That's it, my mood is ruined. No more talk of this subject. And this>>12852098
is not happening either.

>> No.12856366
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12856366

Going by the MGE, would Duamutef be considered a member of the Anubis species, or the name for a separate subspecies of Anubi?

>> No.12856367

>>12856363
Agreed, even though I don't like your tone.

>> No.12856368

>>12856363
Good you faggot.

>> No.12856370

>>12856367
What, am I supposed to pretend I like it or something?

>> No.12856371

>>12856367
golly gee these charts sure are silly , lets talk about something else.

>> No.12856375

>>12856370
No, but you don't get to say what people can and can't talk about. Also, nevermind your mood.

>>12856371
How eloquent.

>> No.12856378

>>12856375
>you don't get to say what people can and can't talk about
Okay, let's keep talking about something that belongs on /tg/ and see how that turns out.

>> No.12856381

>>12856366
I don't recall how MGE manages it very well, but based on Wikipedia (and the lack of information about Duamutef it provides,) I'd wager that they'd be a member of the species. Maybe.

>> No.12856382

>>12856378
Agreed, but unless you're a janitor/mod, it's not your call.

>> No.12856384

>>12856382
If you agree then why are you arguing?

>> No.12856387

>>12856384
As I said, I just wasn't a big fan of your wording, that's all.

>> No.12856392

>>12856387
>I agree we shouldn't do something, but I don't like you so I'm going to do it anyway
Okay. I'll just walk away now.

>> No.12856395

>>12856392
Not sure where you got that from, but oh well.

See you around I guess.

>> No.12856401

>>12856363

That's nice, Bollocks.

>> No.12856407

>>12856401
>Bollocks
I'm pretty sure that wasn't Bollocks.

>> No.12856413
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12856413

What kind of group of Monster Girls would make the best gang of lovable rogues?

>> No.12856418

>>12856363

>Asks for inspiration to write
>Gets ideas
>Throws them out the fucking window and gives up for whatever reason

Is that what I'm seeing here?

>> No.12856421

>>12856418
Yes.

>> No.12856422
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>>12856413
Definitely Goblins, Hobgoblins, and Khepri.
I want to see them in armor damn it.

>> No.12856431

>>12856422
>armored gang of Goblins and Khepri, led by a jolly, jovial Hobgoblin
Nice.

>> No.12856433
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12856433

Would you accept the marriage offer of a six-tailed Kitsune, a minor divinity?
She's known who her husband has been for a long time, and can't wait for you two to be married.
She was waiting long before you were born... much planning has gone into your life and birth.


You know, some family pruning and rearrangements needed to be done. Nothing major, and totally worth it for her new husband, she assures you.

Well, would you?

>> No.12856440

>>12856407

What other writefaggot do you know that's that much of a paper skinned bitch over something that's fun to deride like D&D alignment charts?

>> No.12856442
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>>12856433
>She was waiting long before you were born... much planning has gone into your life and birth

>> No.12856443
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>>12856431
I think that'd be more of an army than anything.
>>12856433
Yeah, sure. That level of obsession makes me hard.

>> No.12856445

>>12856440
If you follow the conversation, I'm pretty sure it was Alp.>>12852163

>> No.12856448

>>12856443
More like an army*
Grammar is hard.

>> No.12856453

>>12856445

As far as i'm concerned they're the same person. Same persecution complex, same masochistic tendencies. Same autismal levels of self-loathing.

The only difference is one is far more direct about his hatred of shit than the other.

>> No.12856467

>>12856453
>persecution complex
I don't know anything about Bollocks, but Alp does get "bullied", probably by people with a boner for him. Like earlier in this thread. >>12855786

>> No.12856484

>>12856433
What's the catch?

>> No.12856486

>>12856433
Sure, why not

>> No.12856500

>>12856467

The fudgepacker has literally told me multiple times that he doesn't write more because he knows people will hate it because it's him.

>> No.12856503
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>>12856353
>Neutral Evil

They are literally animals. Just straight up fucking animals.

That's about as neutral as neutral can get because they act off nothing but instinct.

How does one fuck up something so simple?

>>12856422
Goblins da best raiders.

P'Orcs a would be da best raiders but they lack a proper Warchief type. Maybe the P'Orcs would follow a P'Ork, a variation that's more strong and lithe than soft.

Like a Minotaur to the Holstaurus. Maybe even go straight to a P'Uruk

>> No.12856507

>>12856503
>That image.
No fucking way, that's another MGE related thing that I never knew existed.

>> No.12856510

>>12856500
Well isn't that true? I mean if Bob wrote something people would unconditionally hate that because it was Bob who wrote it, regardless of how it was.

>> No.12856514

>>12856503
>they lack a proper Warchief type
Drawfags, please make us a P'Orc Warchief.

>> No.12856519

>>12856503

>That image

Damn, that's pretty cut--

>"Happiest sad story"

What

>> No.12856531

>>12856510
> regardless of how it was.
Unlike any other writefag, Bob somehow gained his own defense force, which only lowered everyones opinion on him.

>> No.12856537

>>12856503
>raising their fists to the sky
>"Of this life we have not a single regret!"
>>12856531
My point still stands.

>> No.12856538

>>12856503
>you will never be accosted by an gang of lolis and their buxom leader.

>> No.12856551

>>12856538
>You will never be accosted by a gang of buxom monster girls and their loli leader

>> No.12856569

>>12856538
>You will never conquer a hobgoblin in the bedroom leading her goblin followers to make you their leader
>You will never teach your goblin gang the ways of Hathor and that hobgoblins are her gift to them
>They will never start birthing hobgoblins at a much higher rate
>This will never convert every goblin and hobgoblin in the world to Hathorism
>You will never be known as the man who single handedly pacified all the goblin tribes and majorly increased the amount of followers Hathor has.
I'm sad now.

>> No.12856576

>>12856569
This would work as an epic story that spanned half a dozen novels. Get to work or something.

>> No.12856579
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>>12856514
No I mean they lack a proper type.

Blue Oni's lead Red Oni's, Minotaur are tough Holstauri, Lilims are head Succubi, Pharoah leads desert monsters, ect.

Uruk lead Orcs, so P'Orcs would need a P'Uruk leader.

Of course there's always the "Outlier" route where it's a P'Orc who's built like a Minotaur. She just wouldn't "look" very P'Orcish.

>>12856519
Hobby leads a goblin band on a raid but ends up getting dusted because her big fat tats and slowness make her fall behind then she trips and takes a short nap on the ground.

Hob wakes up and the raid is over, she did nothing, and all the goblins still love her and claim she was instrumental in the victory. Then she does this dumb happy look and tells the "warband" they can have their way with the male prisoners while she goes and eats ice cream or something.

>> No.12856585

>>12856579
These are no rabble of mindless P'Orcs, these are P'Uruk-hai. Their buttocks are thick and their waists broad.

>> No.12856586

>>12856579
>They can have their way with the male prisoners while she goes and eats ice cream or something
My heart

>> No.12856588

>>12856579
>Hobby leads a goblin band on a raid but ends up getting dusted because her big fat tats and slowness make her fall behind then she trips and takes a short nap on the ground. Hob wakes up and the raid is over, she did nothing, and all the goblins still love her and claim she was instrumental in the victory. Then she does this dumb happy look and tells the "warband" they can have their way with the male prisoners while she goes and eats ice cream or something.

My heart

brb calling three ambulances

>> No.12856591

>>12856579
http://exhentai.org/g/518986/285d7cf600/

Just take the sad panda link. I have to go work for the Man.

>> No.12856597
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12856597

>>12856579
> they can have their way with the male prisoners while she goes and eats ice cream or something.
Truly, Hobgoblin a best.

>> No.12856602

>>12856597
>Hobgoblin spends her time between raids getting thicker and softer, as well as recording the deeds of her band into an epic poem

>> No.12856604

>>12856579
>>12856597
Maybe there's a reason why these random roulette/draw things keep pairing me up with these things...

>> No.12856609

>>12856585

>Be built like Sig Curtis from FMA
>With your cheeks full of beard and your body made of iron
>P'Uruk-Hai giggles uncontrollably at the idea of violating the shit out of you, her P'Orc sisters lowing and cheering her on as a crude circle is drawn for a ring
>You will never wrestle the P'Uruk-Hai into submission in the rain and mud, eventually German Suplexing her as a final resort, one gargantuan hand squeezing her muscular ass as she's hugged tightly to your body with the other arm
>You will never be discovered the next day just laying on the ground, snuggled up on by the P'Uruk-Hai and dozens of P'Orcs
>You will never make the P'Uruk's heart go doki-doki with your skill at wrestling

>> No.12856612
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12856612

>>12856602
>>12856604
Well then.

>> No.12856613

>>12856597
>>12856602

>Hobgoblin spends her time between raids getting thicker and softer
>Hug her
>Her fat tats are so big that she can't return the hug with her little arms, regardless of how hard she tries

Make that four ambulances.

>> No.12856621

>>12856576
Dammit now I really want to.
>>12856579
>>12856602
>>12856604
>>12856613
Especially now that I'm seeing how amazing Hobgoblins are.

>> No.12856624
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12856624

I wish this thing wasn't written in Eggroll.

>> No.12856625

>>12856621
Do it. Or else you're no better than the common Alp.

>> No.12856638

>>12856625
I was planning on writing for new years, not this though. I have other things to write first.

>> No.12856645

>>12856624
She needs a nice, strong partner to show her the secret of the fastball special.

>> No.12856647

>>12856638
Boo.

>> No.12856652

>>12854236
How the fuck does maining bow make one an Alp?

>> No.12856655

>>12856624

>There are people in this thread so high strung on petty morality that they wouldn't grab Hobgoblin-chan by the horns for handlebars and show he the wonders of
>The Amazing Ride

>> No.12856656

>>12856652
Because everybody is gay for Archer? I don't know if that works.

>> No.12856658

>>12856645
Judging by page 12 she's off to find one.
>>12856647
I'll get to it eventually you alp.

>> No.12856659

>>12854281
Or I'm running out of ideas that aren't rock throwing wars, foursquare, and cliche scenario where they become adults temporarily due to potions.

>> No.12856666

>>12856658
>you alp
Is this a common insult now?
>>12856659
Kiss tag, that's what I remember from kindergarten. The adults didn't really approve of it though.

>> No.12856668

>>12856656
It doesn't. You don't know shit about what bow users go through, do you?
Sure, we don't have to worry about ammo like the bowgunners, but we have to deal with less damage per shot. We still get one-shotted at GR, and can't block.
We HAVE to rely on the right bow for the right monster period.

>> No.12856669

There's a promotional vid for MGQP.

http://vps.zamanen.net/mon-taiken/monqpv.zip

Decent amount of game footage.

Is everyone still planning on recruiting Promestein into their party?

>> No.12856670

>>12856668
Dude, don't argue with me.

>> No.12856674

>>12856666
You seemed like an alp but now I see you're a super devil. But yeah it kind of is now.

>> No.12856679

>>12856674
>seemed like an alp
>super devil
But anon, I'm a real boy!

>> No.12856689

>>12856679
Not when I'm done with you.

>> No.12856692

>>12856689
That's just creepy.

>> No.12856701

>People love Alps
>People hate Succubi
Aren't they the same?

>> No.12856707

>>12856701
Not if you properly bully the alp.

>> No.12856709

>>12856537

It doesn't help Bob's case that he seems to enjoy doing things that riles the threads up, like biologically correct Gnoll girl even when it's been proven time and again people in the thread will get in a tiff over anything.

>Wurm that isn't a retard? That's haram
>An Ushi-Oni that doesn't rape? Extremely haram
>A Kraken that probes your anus with her tentacles because you keep telling her to stop touching you in weird places? ALLAHU ACKBAR

>> No.12856715

>>12856701
Not fond of the alp, but I'll take the succubi any day.

>> No.12856718
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12856718

>>12856701
I've always liked both.

But I hate it when people put Succubi on the same level as Matangos.

>> No.12856723

>>12856666
>kiss tag
Sure, and why don't we get the former school nurse Weresheep to hug and cuddle T/Jimmy while we're at it?

>> No.12856725

>>12856723
Remind me. Why is she the former nurse again?

>> No.12856727

>>12856725
Fired for napping and cuddling on the job.

>> No.12856737

>>12856236
Personally, I like the old profile better. It gave some insight into the Demon family, and her part in it.

Now I dont like her as much

>> No.12856743

>>12856701
All alps are succubi but not all succubi are alps. It gets really confusing, what with the class being named after a particular monster as well. It's the same with the dragons.

>> No.12856748

>>12856737
Dude, don't encourage her. Already three versions and a small essay in length. She'll just make it even longer until it's an entire novella.

>> No.12856757

>>12856289
I want to suck milk out of those bags.

>> No.12856759

>>12856757
Its more likely grape-juice.

>> No.12856760

>>12856759
Fermented grape juice.

>> No.12856775

>>12856748

It's the same length as every other lilim's.

>>12856737

Old profile didn't fit canon.

>> No.12856779

>>12856760

So basically wine.

>> No.12856781

>>12856775
How did it not fit canon? Unless MGE literally cannot have any variation/real tension/complexity in it.

>> No.12856782

>>12856779
Not "basically wine", just wine. Sweet, purple wine.

>> No.12856783

>>12856757
Apophis' could always make a specialized Holstaurus potion for such a thing.

>> No.12856788
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12856788

Remember to cry like an unmanly bitch if caught by a monstergirl. I'm talking bawling like a little kid, howl like a dog with it's leg caught in a bear trap. Twin waterfalls of shame and embarrassment with snot thrown in for that extra touch. Cry for your fucking mother to save you and suck your thumb while in the fetal position. If she tries to comfort you, that's when you bite into your ipecac capsules, yes, capsules, and projectile vomit all over the cunt. Get some on her eyes and nose, cover her fucking torso in the stuff, just fucking let her have it. Should that fail, I'm afraid your only option might be to soil yourself and hope to Illias this makes her vagina dry up faster that telling her you want to be NTR'd by her with several men while she belittles your cock.

If that still doesn't dissuade her...well fuck, you may have found a keeper.

*Ineffective against akanames, beelzebubs and possibly devil bugs.

>> No.12856794

>>12856782
>Getting a Holstaurus wife gives you free milk
>Getting an Apophis wife gives you free wine
>Getting a Dragon wife gives you free heating and treasure
>Getting a Thunderbird wife gives you free power
>Getting a Kikimora wife gives you free maid service
>Getting a Yeti wife gives you free snuggles
You know, I think I just created the perfect harem

>> No.12856798

>>12856788
>found a keeper
>girl that gets off on cuckolding, your suffering, and vomit/fecal play
>keeper

>> No.12856799

>>12856788
>Being a bitch
>Not raping your rapist

>> No.12856803

>>12856794
Yeti cuddles are also extremely warm. You could probably cook and egg on her abs.

>> No.12856812

>>12856798
>I can't read

>>12856799
I agree, but we're in bitch lands.

>> No.12856813

>>12856788

Better yet, shank that bitch.

*Ineffective against Ushi Onis

>> No.12856818

>>12855894
I posted it, but I just feel bad about it. Something about it just feels like a misstep, like it's not as good a quality as my usual shit. Which isn't to say that my usual shit is of any quality, just that this doesn't feel as good. It doesn't click.

I've been spending the past twelve hours basically deciding how to fix it, but not really certain where to start. I also finished my work on the lich, which is short, but doesn't need length. My current plan is "Finish the story, write the others, and then when I've got a lot more experience I'll rewrite this."

>> No.12856822

>>12856813
And Dragons.
You think that glorious nippon steel folded 1000 times is going to pierce her scales?

>> No.12856823

>>12856799
Yeah good luck with that, depending of the girl.

>> No.12856824

>>12856803
>Cooking eggs on a Yeti's delicious brown abs
>Having your yeti keep your delicious hot cocoa warm with her soft puffy paws
Alternatively
>Cooking an omelete on a Dragon or Salamander's delicious abs
>Making pizza with a Lava Golem

>> No.12856825

>>12856818
Follow the plan.
>>12856822
Hell no.

>> No.12856827

>>12856822
A dragon's underside is always it's weakest point.

>> No.12856828

>>12856824
>making a pizza
Are you wrapping it in foil or shoving it in her?

>> No.12856831

>>12856827
A picture of a Dragon getting her tummy tickled when?
Also a Wurm.

>> No.12856834

>>12856827
Even their weakest point is a hell of a lot stronger than steel. It would take a MC with plot powers or another Dragon to take one down.

>> No.12856836

>>12856827
So I tickle her?

>> No.12856837
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12856837

>>12856788
What if she just wants to take you out somewhere for lunch?

>> No.12856838

>>12856828
Using her as an oven

>> No.12856841

>>12856813
>about to be caught by an Ushi
>not shanking yourself

>> No.12856844

>>12856834
Or a weapon either enchanted or blessed.
>>12856836
Yes.

>> No.12856847

>>12856841

>Ushi-Oni just douses you enough of her acrid smelling blood that you look like an Oil-Man in an abattoir.

>> No.12856851

>>12856838
What if she thinks the pizza is her own kid afterwards?
What if they're even dumber than Wurn stereotypes?

>> No.12856855

>>12856851
Then I tell her to be more like Khronos.

>> No.12856856

>>12856844
It would have to be a very good and high quality weapon.
Even then, it takes more than just a fancy weapon to take down a Dragon. Unless it's a Jabberwock, of course.
>"Oh, Mr. Stanger! Your hyper weapon is so magnificent!"

>> No.12856857

>>12856851
You're asking too many questions, Anon

>> No.12856858

>>12856834
>no scales
>still stronger than steel

I say no.

>>12856837
It's clear she wants to make you hers by force. Now run or I'm tripping you so the roper gets you.

>> No.12856861

>>12856856
To slay a Dragon, you need to obtain the highest quality of meteorite ore, a master smith (either a Dwarf or a Cyclops) and then decide whether to get the weapon blessed or enchanted, or possibly cursed.
On top of that, all the training needed to use it, and then the armor, and then getting a crew together and going through the same trouble with them...
Is Dragon hunting even worth it? I mean, that sounds really fucking expensive.

>> No.12856862

>>12856847
>not stabbing your heart and neck
>not carrying a pouch with enough gunpowder to blow your head off

Being "frail" has its advantages sometimes

>> No.12856875

>>12856861
Actual Dragons? Not worth it.
Wyverns? MAY be worth it.
Wurms? Depending on lore you may be better of or worse fighting them than regular Dragons.
Ryu? They are regarded as a deity with the power to cause a monsoon in your lagoon. You're not going to gain one iota from fighting one of them.

>> No.12856886

>>12856875
Sound's to me like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhEQ1E8XPp4

>> No.12856887

>>12856823
Just use your fucking stand dude.

>> No.12856890

>>12856862
>Still pours a lot of blood on you
>It causes your blown apart head to reform in a grotesque manner and reviving you
>Your face is now akin to a pile of hamburger with eyes
>You're still with her forever and ever
Good going, cockfag.

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12856891

>>12856875
Wyverns are mostly the "Childhood Friend" Dragon, unless there exists a husbandless, derelict Wyvern.

>> No.12856893

>>12856233
>dat pic
cute

>> No.12856895

>>12856891
"HELLO THERE WYVERN! I'M HERE TO TAME YOU WITH MY COCK!"

>> No.12856897

>>12856891
Or she lived in the wilds/mountains.
Course the wild ones are a higher level than tamed ones.

>> No.12856900

>>12856875
I don't think Wurm has a downside at all to be honest.

>> No.12856903

>>12856900
In some settings they were considered to be just plain bigger and stronger Dragons.

>> No.12856907

>>12856890
Are we really going to do this AGAIN?? There's no confirmation an ushi's regenerative ablilities could sprout a new limb should she lose one, or that she could regenerate her head of it was severely damaged or cut off. At most, I imagine if she loses an arm or some other limb, she could just fuse it back on a la Nosferatu Zodd.

And if you blow a human's head off, good fuck bringing them back.

>> No.12856913

>>12856907
A Lich can bring them back. Are you doubting their power and girth?

>> No.12856918

>>12856875
How the fuck did dragons become so OP? It's getting a bit ridiculous.

If they are really that powerful, how do they not rule the world? Clearly any walls or defenses are useless against their 'awesome, infinite power'.

>> No.12856921

>>12856907
Ushi blood can grow an entire spider torso and legs on humans they infect with blood. It's not beyond the realm of possibility for the much higher concentrations within their own body to regrow a limb or two.

>> No.12856927

>>12856913
And an ushi just happens to have a lich on call? And no, I don't believe a lich could bring them back, if you blew your head off, you'd still need to scoop up as much bone and brain tissue as possible to come back as anything other than a husk.

>> No.12856928

>>12856918
Why would they want to?

>> No.12856930

>>12856918
They're also lazy.
It also depends on the setting. In the Rance world Dragons defeated demons, brought peace to the world, and were almost exterminated by an army of angels/gods for ruining Ludo's fun.

>> No.12856931

>>12856913
>You will never have a part-time student job, working at a morgue in the Undead district of Monster Girl City.
>Your Lich boss shows you what to do, then sits back and reads some old tome.
>Zombies, Wights and Ghouls all come in for a formaldehyde treatment to help keep fresh.
>Basically rubbing it into their naked, voluptuous bodies like lotion.

>> No.12856934

>>12856921
That's mutation, altering what's already there, not making shit out of nothing like that guy wants to believe.

>> No.12856935

>>12856931
Stop.
You're going too far.

>> No.12856937

>>12856931
>What is MAMONO MANA.

>> No.12856939

>>12856927
>what is necromancy
She could bring back your soul, stuff it in a gem and then keep your body functioning through magic while everything regenerated slowly, through fucking magic.

>> No.12856940

>>12856931
touching a carcinogen

>> No.12856942

>>12856934
You know, is there anything on the other side of the argument that says they CAN'T do any insane regenerative things?

>> No.12856943

>>12856875
>Ryu? They are regarded as a deity with the power to cause a monsoon in your lagoon. You're not going to gain one iota from fighting one of them.
>You're not going to gain one iota from fighting one of them.
Imagine the haul of experience points.

>> No.12856945 [DELETED] 

I want /tg/ to leave and stay leave.

>>>/tg/HFY

>> No.12856947

>>12856918
Very little can stop a Dragon, that's why they have hoards of treasure. Ruling the world is something only a silly human would want. Ruling brings responsibilities. That means less time sleeping with hubby and going Scrooge McDuck on that hoard.

>> No.12856950

>>12856943
>EXP
You're not going to get shit fom a boss that will kill you in the first turn with her opening attack.

>> No.12856954

>>12856940
You'd wear gloves.

>> No.12856955

>>12856943
Imagine all villagers shocked that you killed there benevolent god because you could.

>> No.12856956

>>12856950
>kill you
No anon, a Ryu would simply banish you. Her first move would teleport you to some oasis in the middle of the desert where you could live out the rest of your days while contemplating your sins.

>> No.12856957

>>12856947
>Wurm amasses a treasure hoard
>Attempts to dive in it Scrooge style
>Ends up going through not only the treasure without breaking her neck, but also the floor beneath it and the numerous water pipes

>> No.12856960

>>12856954
mamono mana. You could probably apply it in their ass by using it as lube and wouldn't have any negative impact

>> No.12856964

>>12856957
"Honey! Honey come quick! THE GOLD IS MAKING ME WET!"

>> No.12856966

>>12856960
>Being paid by some buxom Lich to have anal sex with corpses while she watches and bites her lower lip.

This is pretty lewd.

>> No.12856967

>>12856956
No, she'd use Tidal Wave and wipe out your party of seasoned adventurers by doing damage almost 4x their HP cap.
And then, before you can even get back to the load screen she corrupts your game and turns you into her little pet for all eternity.
Even doing New Game just starts you off as her pet.

>> No.12856968

>>12856939
You lazy piece of shit. And, by the way, necromancy is a bit more complex than just raising corpses.

>>12856942
Seeing as even ushi onis can die, assuming they can regrow entire limbs is a pretty wild assumption. Some should just ask KC.

>> No.12856969

>>12856967
I like my pacifist Ryu's approach better.

>> No.12856971

Here's an arbitrary challenge for you all:

With three monstergirls, you must create the coziest, snuggest cuddle pile possible, for both yourself and the three monstergirls involved.
You cannot use multiple monstergirls of the same species, and monstergirls must be somewhat compatible with each other. To elaborate, a werewolf with a chesire, weresheep or nekomata won't work out. A minotaur and any monstergirl with a lot of red won't work out. A slimegirl and a lava golem will just result in a lot of steam.

So, what's the coziest situation you can come up with, for all involved? Be creative with this one, guys.

Hard mode: No weresheep, holstaurus, or keseran.

Death to Nyanon mode: Dormouse can be chosen, but they will have Fatal Familial Insomnia.

>> No.12856975

>>12856971

Hellhound, Lava Golem, and Salamander.

What do I win?

>> No.12856976

>>12856943
>Finally, after eon's of battle, you finally made a Ryu submit
>It too years to try and find a weakness of the deity, but you finally found it
>Her, guarding such a beautiful shrine, made her beyond lonely
>Yes, it took years to find the anti-life equation known as "just show her a good time and give her the best sex she's ever had in her life", but you got it
>Now, as you lay in bed with a beautiful Ryu on your side cuddling your arm, it's time to check your notificatio-
>YOU HAVE 1190 UNUSED SKILL POINTS
>You get two skill points a level
>You have also somehow reached the max level
>Take that, Pharaoh next door, I just beat the fucking game

>> No.12856978

>>12856968
They can probably survive and recover from anything that isn't immediately fatal.

>> No.12856979

>>12856971
Death to Nyanon mode.

I pick a Yeti and a Nightmare as well as the Dormouse.

I use chloroform to knock out the insomniac Dormouse and have the Nightmare enter her dreams to give her a peaceful sleep.

Then I bury my face in the Yeti's 'Fluff Tunnel' and we all go to sleep.

>> No.12856980
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>>12856971
Easy-peasy. I pick Moth-chan in caterpillar modo, a fit Alp and pic related. Caterpillar Moth-chan uses her caterpillary coiling ability to get really snug around me and the Alp, so our fit, smooth bodies just press into her softness. The blanket thingie then wraps herself around all of us, fulfilling her purpose as a blanket thingie.

>> No.12856982

>>12856971
Dragon, Salamander, and Yeti.

>> No.12856985

>>12856971
>Fatal Familial Insomnia

Why are you using that? Also, isn't it counterproductive to the task at hand?

>> No.12856987

>>12856982
>Setting fire to your Yeti.

>> No.12856990

>>12856968
>necromancy is a bit more complex than just raising corpses.
Actually it's quite a bit less complex than that, as all necromancy is is speaking with the dead, which can be done by any idiot with a ouija board.

>> No.12856992

>>12856987
But she's already "burning" and "hot and bothered".

>> No.12856993

>>12856978
Profile says minor wounds, so sure, though that's not what you were saying a few posts backs, regrowing limbs and all.

>> No.12856994

>>12856971
Yeti, Panda, Foxtail

>> No.12856997

>>12856975
An ice cream for all three of your chosen monstergirls.

>>12856985
I needed to nerf dormouse because of how good they are, and I remembered a previous thread with the condition mentioned.

>> No.12856998

>>12856993

How about you stop trying to channel MGU and stop arguing about how to main monstergirls?

>> No.12856999

>>12856993
The profile is written by an unreliable narrator who probably didn't want to stick around and try to cut the aggressive menace's limbs off.
Don't take profiles as fact, they're written from an in-universe perspective.

>> No.12857002

>>12856993
I imagine they could regrow limbs like an octopus, but it would take a while.
They're not Hydras, who will almost sprout two new heads as soon as one is cut off.

>> No.12857008

>>12856971
Lamia, Hellhound, Troll.
The Lamia wraps around you, the Hellhound, and the Troll.

>> No.12857009

>>12856990
The methods and rituals vary, the end result is not always the same. Contacting spirit guides is one thing, even someone with the smallest modicum of intuition can do it. Necromancy is the darkest of the dark arts.

>> No.12857012

>>12856971

A Yeti, Moth-chan and a Panda.

Cuddlemageddon is at hand.

>> No.12857013

>>12857009
Animating the dead with necromancy is a D&D construct that expanded to the genre.
Necromancy itself is 'divination through the dead'.

>> No.12857017

>>12856971
Yeti, Hobgoblin, dormouse since I'm not nyanon.

>> No.12857020

>>12857009
IIRC the dread could also be reanimated as zombies through voodoo. Though they won't hunger for flesh or preform marathon runs with their rotting bodies.

>> No.12857021

>>12856998
Take your own advice.

>>12856999
>throw out the canon

Seriously?

>>12857002
This is more palatable than instant regeneration, as some people claim. I still say they can't but, eh.

>> No.12857026

>>12857021
>throw out the canon

>Seriously?
You're the one relying on an in-universe source written by the equivalent of a tourist. KC has refuted some of the things that WS says.

>> No.12857027

>>12856076
>That collar and charm.
Little pervert. But an extremely cute little pervert.

Praise Sabbath!

>> No.12857028

>>12857021
The canon itself was pretty shaky to begin with.

>> No.12857036

>>12857013
You again. Do you form opinions only on what you've seen in a damn tabletop game? Have you ever read up on any of these subjects?

>>12857020
There's a shitload of ways. Voodoo is not a method in itself, but the religion. It's done with drugs and chemicals that keep the body from decaying, so it's more preserving and utilizing, rather than outright raising the dead.

>> No.12857037

>>12856076
>>12856150
These all feel kinda like...I dunno, advanced storyboards?

Almost gives me a vague hope for some form of MGE Animation.

Besides those Bleach ones.

>> No.12857041

>>12857027
>>12856076

> No one's noticed that the charm has Mari's symbol on it

>> No.12857042

>>12857027
Down with sabbath!

>> No.12857043

>>12857037
Never speak of those again.

>> No.12857046

This might sound stupid, but would being a comedian increase your chances of not being raped in a world with monstergirls? Would they still be able to assault you while dying of laugher after hearing a good joke or would they just lie on the ground gasping for air from cackling uncontrollably, giving you an opportunity to escape with your pelvis intact?

>> No.12857047

>>12857041
Motherfucker.

>> No.12857054

>>12857046
Do hobos spare Charon?

>> No.12857058

>>12857036
Are you an idiot? Throughout history, Necromancy has been EXCLUSIVELY a method of divination, and you getting buttmad because the 'spooky scary skeletons' necromancy originated in a /tg/ topic isn't helping your argument. Please, go read up on necromancy. Tell me what the Greeks used it for. Tell me what the Romans used it for. Tell me what the Babylonians used it for. Oh, look, they didn't animate skeletons or claim to. They used it to divine the future from the dead. The concept of using 'necromancy' to animate the dead is exclusively a modern creation, by and large from dungeons and dragons and other roleplaying games.
Now stop trying to act like you know anything when it's clear you're talking out of your ass.

>> No.12857061

>>12857046
>Tell Wurm funny joke
>She doesn't get it
>Rapes you 2,465,843,225 ways to Sunday
>After years of being raped and treated as her Husbando she finally gets the joke

>> No.12857064

>>12857026
>>12857028

>B-but it's meant to be read a certain way! The wandering scholar is just some lazy fuck who's half mean what he writes, t-tthe setting can't be relied on!

That's what you sound like.

>> No.12857070

>>12857064
>twisting our words
Not helping your argument.

>> No.12857071

>>12857058
tl;dr

You seem upset.

>> No.12857072

>>12857064
>t-the demon corrupted wandering scholar wouldn't tell lies and half truths to promote his patrons, and he's totally vivisected all of these monsters himself!

>> No.12857076

>>12857070
>You're the one relying on an in-universe source written by the equivalent of a tourist

What did I twist? You're plain discrediting the canon.

>> No.12857077

>>12857071
You don't know what you're talking about and it shows. Here's a TL:DR for you;
Necromancy is a form of divination (with "mancy" in particular meaning 'to divine'), not a form of animating the dead and has been historically.

>> No.12857078

>>12857064
>>12857072
>S-S-Stutterwords to make the other side look like idiots.
Ladies, you're both equally stupid. Now shut the hell up.

>> No.12857079

>>12856891
Well there are wild Wyverns obviously.

They get challenged and tamed by Dragoons who didn't have a Childhood Friend, and their children then become the childhood friends of subsequent generations.

>> No.12857083

>>12857079
How did the first man tame a Wyvern?

>> No.12857084

>>12857078
Fuck off.

>> No.12857085

>>12857002
i like that method
>manage to remove some of ushis limbs but still lose
>"Do you know how much energy it takes to regrow them?"
>"And guess where I'm getting it from~"
>good thing you got a letter from your pelvis saying its going on vacation

>> No.12857086

>>12857078
Finally, someone who doesn't have their head so far up their own ass that they have to wear them self as a hat.

>>12857083
Tainted meat.

>> No.12857088

When will these shitposters learn that KC has an infinitely more interesting and valuable world setting and designs to go with them than the 'muh dark and edgy' head canonists?

Would you faggots kindly fuck off already?

>> No.12857091

>>12857084
Ah, "Fuck Off". The ultimate argument of the weak.
But yeah, I shouldn't be getting into this, I'll back off.

>> No.12857092

>>12857077
You're the one parting from DnD where it is used to raise spooky skeletons, so I don't know what the hell you're so proud of.

>> No.12857095
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12857095

>>12857079
I wonder what Wyvern/Dragoon communities look like.
>>12857083
Love, and strength.

>> No.12857096

>>12856971
Nightmare, Lich, Anubis.

Nightmare has big, cuddly body, and ensures good dreams.
Anubis further ups softness quotient.
And Lich helps to manage heat so that you don't get over-heated in your cuddle pile.

>> No.12857097

>>12857084
Aren't you just a ball of sunshine.

Do you want a cookie?

>> No.12857098

>>12856966
Your Lich boss watches you place the last two jugs of mana-infused preservatives on the counter of the private massage parlour. Her eyes flicker between watching you work and reviewing the next patient's file. It can be hard to read her expression from behind her glasses, not just because she tends to be stoic, but because it can be... distracting to look at her, clad in little else besides a doctor's coat and her dark, lacy panties. She opens her mouth to say something, maybe to berate you again, but before she can you hear the click of the door opening.

"Good afternoon, Madame." Your Lich boss gives the entering Wight a nod, whilst you move behind her and help unzip the back of her dark, silk dress. It pools around her ankles and she steps forward to permit you to pick it up and hang it. As you lean forward you get quite close to her shapely ass, admiring its shape as well as her smooth, milky skin.

"The usual this evening?" The Lich adjusts her glasses as she looks over the patient file.

"No, I think I would very much like something a bit deeper in terms of a treatment."

"Ah, I see." The Lich closes the patient file and looks up. "I shall have my assistant escort you to the deep relaxation pools and book you--"

The Wight raises a hand and the Lich falls quiet. "You misunderstand. I said I would like something *deep* treatment, inside of me. I will of course pay whatever additional fees you require."

Although the Lich tries to maintain a neutral expression, her nervous adjusting of glasses gjves away how she really feels. But it's hard to say no to such a major client, particularly one who has no complaints about paying exorbitant additional fees.

(cont)

>> No.12857101

>>12857092
Not him but I'm confused about what exactly it is that YOU are arguing?
>>12857095
Walkways connecting nests and huts on a steep mountainside.

>> No.12857105

>>12857088
>KC
>Interesting
It's a fetish fuel hugbox, anon.

>>12857092
>>12857036
>Have you ever read up on any of these subjects?
Yes. Necromancy is not 'the darkest of dark arts' as posted in >>12857009. It's a form of fortune-telling, like rolling dice or picking through entrails. the "necromancy" used in the MGE setting is based heavily on D&D Necromancy, and trying to claim otherwise is foolish because it has all of the trappings that come with it.

>> No.12857107

>>12857077
When have real-world applications ever mattered when applying a term to a fantasy setting anon?

You're getting real butt-hurt over a whole lot of nothing.

>> No.12857109
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>>12857097
Strawberry macadamia?

>> No.12857115

>>12857109
Of course anon.

But only if you calm down.
Ignore the blue things.

>> No.12857116

>>12857041
>Mari's Symbol
What? It looks to me like it's just KC's standard pleasure rune. The little heart that you can find all the fuck over the MGE.

>> No.12857118

The fuck are you people going on about this time?

>> No.12857121

>>12856971
Shirohebi, Apophis and Echidna.

Snake pits a best.

>> No.12857124

>>12856950
>>12856956
>>12856967
>not equipping proper resists
>not making sure you have atleast equal speed as the boss, enough hp to tank one max roll from a water attack, means to teleport and loads of potions
What are you, casuals?

>> No.12857126

>>12857107
Well, when people try to claim that their necromancy is totally not /tg/ related when they're in the process of crowbar-ing it out of D&D it's a bit ridiculous. You can't claim that the necromancy Liches, etc. use in MGE is not heavily inspired by /tg/ style necromancy. It was invented pretty much for roleplaying games.

>> No.12857129

>>12857118
Dumbasses obsessed with D&D are arguing how it's form of Necromancy is shitty and influenced all others, and that MUH REAL Necromancy is all about divination, not raising the dead at all.

Like any of this shit matters in an entirely separate fantasy setting. But no, because it's "D&D Based", it's shit and they have to shitpost about it.

>> No.12857130

>>12857105
It can be used for fortune telling, I won't deny that , but those who use it tap into the currents of the lower realms, where, you know, fucking demons reside? Read something other than the Sanctus Regnum and comics books before you mouth off.

>> No.12857132

>>12857118
The classic monster girl thread schism: MGE Orthodoxy vs The Head Canon Heterodoxy

>> No.12857133

>>12857098

"I-- v-very well. The Lich says, as she watches the Wight approach the massage table. But rather than climbing atop, the Wight simply bends over at the waist and rests her shapely breasts and stomach on top of it, leaving her pert bottom in the air, only further accentuated by her elegant high-heels. Her pink pucker eagerly awaiting your attention as you move over to the counter where the jugs of preservative are.

You unbuckle your pants and free your erect member as the Lich pouts a dripping handful of the stuff into her hands. Kneeling down, she carefully rubs them up the length of your shaft. Your member twitches in delight as she strokes it several times, her eyes almost boring a hole into it. You very much suspect that were it not for the prestigious client here right now, she might be tempted to take you into her mouth. But before she can give in to temptation, she takes a step back and wipes her hands on a towel.

Positioning yourself at her rear entrance, the Lich pours another large dollop of the stuff between the Wight's ass cheeks, massaging them slightly to spread it around before grabbing a hold of each and spreading them apart in anticipation for your penetration. The Wight only coos in delight and looks over her shoulder, giving you a 'come hither' look.

You sigh. It's going to be another long night.

>Such is life in MGCity.

>> No.12857139

>>12857130
> but those who use it tap into the currents of the lower realms, where, you know, fucking demons reside?
Not necromancy. That's summoning or something equivalent, which is significantly distinct from speaking from the dead and demanding answers.

Either actually research what you're reading or at least know what the words mean before you mouth off.

>> No.12857144

We wouldn't have these problems if /tg/ fucked off.

>> No.12857145

>>12857129
You know, the guy talking about "MUH REAL Necromancy" is right. I won't take part in this argument, just check wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necromancy

>> No.12857149

Remember to keep a shota on you at all times anons.

That way if a big scary monster like an Oni comes for your pelvis, you got a shota to take the fall for you.

>> No.12857150

>>12857144
>We wouldn't have these problems if /tg/ fucked off
Then we'd probably still be talking about writefags. Playing the blame game for /mgt/'s volatile nature is fun but won't actually do anything.

>> No.12857152

>>12857139
No, it's borrowing power in order to manipulate the dead, not bringing something to this realm, take your own advice.

>> No.12857153

>>12857126
Yeah, funny thing about that.

I looked it up, and yes, the vast majority of historical references for Necromancy do mention it primarily as a means of divination.

But that divination still involved the resurrection, either of spirits or dead bodies themselves, to perform said divinations. Numerous historical references also point to these revived spirits and corpses being used as weapons or even mediums for other forms of magic. In other words, just like the "RPG-Only" Necromancy you're claiming was so purely influenced by D&D.

And also, I can't help but think that the "Darkest of Dark Arts" BS that the other idiot is rambling on about is more of an Elder Scrolls thing than a D&D thing.

>> No.12857155

>>12857129
>>12857132

I see. Well, it doesn't look like they achieved anything at all. What a waste of time.

>> No.12857159

>>12857150

Yeah man, fuck that RSAnon guy. How dare he be the only person to do some serious writefaggotry about pelvisceration.

>> No.12857167

>>12857150
We were just fine talking about necromancy in MGE, then the /tg/ guy threw DnD into the mix and it all went to hell.

>> No.12857171

>>12857155
When have people arguing over this shit ever achieved anything?
In the end, people will have their headcanons and the canon material will be there for anyone who wants it.

>> No.12857173

>>12857153
>Numerous historical references also point to these revived spirits and corpses being used as weapons or even mediums for other forms of magic. In other words, just like the "RPG-Only" Necromancy you're claiming was so purely influenced by D&D.
I'm going to guess you're going by the Norse mythology accounts on that one then.
Yeah, the Norse were weird like that. Everyone else just talked to the dead, but apparently you could cast magic through the dead in Norse divination? Norse magic is weird. Still, it's not the army of skeletons, zombies, and ghouls which were just copy/pasted from some monster manual somewhere and had tits slapped on them.

Same with the Gazer, actually. The beholder is an original monster from D&D, right? And the Gazer is clearly based on a Beholder.


>>12857152
Then that's still not necromancy which is speaking with the dead or getting answers from them.

>> No.12857177

>>12857098
>>12857133
This. I like this.

And why do I get the feeling Boss Lich would rather have Assistant-Anon all to herself? Or is that just me? Also.

>Clad in little else besides a doctor's coat and her dark, lacy panties.
Yeah I'dda married dat on-sight.

>> No.12857179

>>12857167
wut
he said that necromancy was speaking with the dead, not animating corpses and you got all huffy about it
animating zombies is a dnd thing, i'm pretty sure
you can't just blame tg whenever you're wrong about something

>> No.12857180

>>12857171
Agreed. Now let's talk about something nicer, like doing Wights in the ass as a 9-to-5 job under an envious Lich boss like >>12857098

>> No.12857184

>>12857177
Eww.

Corpse pussy.

>> No.12857189

>>12857155
It's a self perpetuating machine. MGE Orthodoxy talks about the setting or material and the heretics complain about mind breaking, corruption, hug boxes or how it's all poorly constructed, thought-out and written. The heretics talk about things departing from the manga, stories, world guides and the like and it usually devolves into /tg/ stuff which makes it very dark, edgy, 'humanity fuck yeah' or paladin territory and it pisses off the orthodoxes. They'll never see eye to eye, but with /tg/ being a shadow of its former glory means the heretics have no where to go, so they persist in shitting up this thread instead.

>> No.12857190

>>12856818

It does all feel a little convenient if I'm honest. I also have difficulty seeing the lich as a bad guy, it looks like he was only trying to help humanity and got a little extreme along the way.

>> No.12857194

>>12857190
Well if it helps he had to do something truly terrible to be a pre-DL Lich. Unspeakably awful.

>> No.12857196

>>12857153
Just ignore the dude, he lacks an imagination and has a raging boner for history, above all else. This is the same guy who wanted Historical "Proof" succubi could be monogamoud and/or benevolent. And we all know how retarded that debate went. This one is getting close to it.

As far as my own opinion goes, who the actual fuck gives a shit about Necromancy semantics? Honestly.

>> No.12857198

>>12857046
I'm sensing quite a relationship with a March Hare in this scenario... Hell, you could turn her on just by reading names from the phone book.

>> No.12857200

>>12857196

>This is the same guy who wanted Historical "Proof" succubi could be monogamoud and/or benevolent.
Oh, I am? I didn't know I was someone entirely different.
I love how you back out of the argument the second you start losing. >>12856990 made a CORRECT point and you threw a hissy fit.

>> No.12857205

>>12857196
If you want proof of a succubus from history that could be monogamous or benevolent, look no further than Pope Sylvester II and Meridiana.

http://www.cyodine.com/succubus/History.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Sylvester_II

That should blow him the fuck out of the water.

>> No.12857206

>huffy

Really now >>12857013 >>12856990

>> No.12857214

>>12857194

He came across as a well meaning extremist, a guy who thought that the ends justified his terrible means. MC thought mamono were good, but considering they go full rape every month and that some of them still like jumping humans it isn't hard to believe that a few people in that world would be happier without them.

>> No.12857218
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12857218

What would you do to a japanese dragon?

>> No.12857219

>>12857180
>You'll never be the little spoon to a Wight who loves you dearly.
>Held tightly to her chest like a human teddy bear.
>One days where you're the big spoon, she'll never grind that glorious ass against you.
>Big spoon or Little spoon it always gets lewd in the end.
Why are undead girls so good?

>> No.12857222

>>12857218
Genuflect.

>> No.12857224

>>12857218
Hang tinsel on her antler-horns.

>> No.12857225

>>12857205
Implying, she was fucking the whole congregation in town while she was with him. It was later that she came to favor him, so fuck your golden "monoggubus".

>> No.12857226

>>12857173
>Norse were weird like that.
Still, it's a historical precedent, and there are likely numerous more references that form the idea of "Modern Necromancy" more than just D&D.

And even if it weren't, which is highly unlikely given it's simple stupidity to claim that a wide-spread interpretation of something can come from a singular source, it doesn't really matter.

Necromancy is, as pointed out previously, magic regarding dealing with the dead. Whether as simple as asking a question with an Ouija board, or yes, summoning a fucking skeleton army or some shit.

We are dealing with its use in a fantasy setting. Fantasy, in other words, dealing with imagination. Imagination. Creativity. I do not give a flying fuck if the fantasy with which we are primarily concerned with at current took inspiration from history, or from some more modern interpretation. Because either way, that's all they are. Inspirations. Interpretations. Furthermore, historical precedents matter even less, given that they are limited by real world thinking, rather than imagination.

tl;dr The inspiration doesn't matter, what you do with it does. Quit complaining about how everything is D&D-Based and learn to enjoy things for what they are instead.

>> No.12857227

>>12857159
THROUGH. THE. FLOOR.

>> No.12857229

>>12857206
Meant for >>12857179

>> No.12857231

>>12857218
Submit myself to her.
Have passionate sex with her.
Impregnate her.
Cuddle her and hold her hands after sex.
Be the best father I can be for our daughterus.

>> No.12857232

>>12857200
>I love how you back out of the argument the second you start losing. >>12856990 # made a CORRECT point and you threw a hissy fit.

Nigger, I just hopped into the thread now looking for stories and shit, only to see you fucks arguing fucking SEMANTICS. I ask again

Who

The Actual Fuck

Gives a shit?

I just want to see Monster Girl shit, I don't care about the fucking nitty-gritty unless you're using it productively for writefagging. Which you clearly aren't.

>>12857205
I did bring it up, his response was pretty much "I'm disregarding that cause I suck more cocks than an alp."

Kinda like this guy >>12857225

>> No.12857234

>>12857219
I'd rather burn my dick off than fuck an undead girl.

But that's just my opinion.

>> No.12857236

>>12857173
>magic arts have strictly one use.

>> No.12857238

>>12857218

I'd tie a cute bow to one of her antlers and then pat her head.

>> No.12857239

>>12857218
Teach her the ways of my Egyptian Moo Goddess.

>> No.12857241

>>12857226
I think you're misunderstanding what I was arguing about. But okay.

>>12857236
Literally not even close to necromancy to talk to demons. That's like trying to use levitation or whatever to summon water.

>> No.12857244

>>12857173
The Gazer originates from a Japanese D&D knockoff as a renamed Beholder.

It's also the reason Kobolds are presented as dog-people.

>> No.12857248

>>12857239

> Not Arachnotaur

Heretic pls.

>> No.12857249

>>12857218
tell her she's almost 3 years too late and how ____________weresheep are going to be the next flavor in 2015

>> No.12857252

>>12857241
>Literally not even close to necromancy to talk to demons

Half right. Read up on Gagimyn and Gaap and get back to me.

>> No.12857255

>>12857248
Cow spider god a shit.

Chocolate milk a shit.
Milk in general a shit

>> No.12857256

>>12857218
First I'd file those feet nails down to 'not impale me like a knife shot from a gun through butter' level
Then I'd buy her a new dress, this one is missing a lot on it's side

>> No.12857263

>>12857218

Pretty sure she's Chinese bro

>> No.12857267

>>12857263
Eh.
>>12857255
You a shit.

>> No.12857269

>>12857255
With the power invested in me by the Holy Mooquisition I hereby sentence you to go without cuddles for one week!

>> No.12857272

>>12857269
I don't really like cuddles either, so that's not all that bad.

>> No.12857275

>>12857272
You scare me. Does nothing bring you joy in this life?

>> No.12857276
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12857276

>>12857098
>>12857133
Yeah, had to screencap it.

>> No.12857277

>>12857232
They will never be satisfied until everything becomes killing and fighting monsters for experience and loot instead of loving and having sex with them. I really wish /tg/ would allow monster girl thread again. I'm convinced this place would improve dramatically if they did. They all seem to be 'that guy'.

>> No.12857281

>>12857272
How horrifying

>> No.12857283

>>12857275
Not a whole lot.

>> No.12857292
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12857292

Okay guys, it's less than fifteen minutes to 2015 and I don't have any resolutions. How about you?

>> No.12857293 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.12857294

>>12857088
I laughed.

>> No.12857297

>>12857276
>Getting screencapped.
The feels in mah heart.

>> No.12857298

>>12857277
I just want to go on an adventure in a magical world and would like that adventure to last more than fifteen minutes before being dragged into a rape cave. Is that so wrong?

>> No.12857300

>>12857292
Christ, I totally forgot about new years resolutions

>> No.12857301

>>12857292
Nigga it's still the 31'st.

>> No.12857302

>>12857292
My resolution is to lose some weight.

>> No.12857303

>>12857248
You're the heretic.
>>12857255
But you are an even bigger one.

>> No.12857305

>>12857301
What did I just say?
It's 23:50 now.

>> No.12857306
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>>12857276
Why would she run something like that when she clearly wants the guy all to herself?

>> No.12857307

>>12857293
>bait

Him mother's happiness at her son being a ass slave saddens me.

>> No.12857308

>>12857301
not in his part of the world.
>>12857292
i guess i could stop being a dick

>> No.12857309

>>12857292
>15 minutes
You a Commie, boy?

>> No.12857312

>>12857305
You mean 22:50

>> No.12857313

>>12857292
Write more. Fap less. Be less of a neet.

>> No.12857314
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>>12857283
kirei pls

>> No.12857315

>>12857309
>Commie
No, just a socialist.
>>12857312
No, I mean 23:52

>> No.12857317

>>12857292
Stop smoking and get fit. Also, read more.

>> No.12857318

>>12857298
Why do you assume the adventure stops once you are raped? That's when the adventure really begins.

>> No.12857319

>>12857293
Here's your reply.

>> No.12857321

>>12857306
Money for experiments.

>> No.12857323

>>12857313
>Fap less
What possible reason could anyone ever have to fap less?

>> No.12857324

>>12857219
please no I already jacked it today go away boner pls

>> No.12857325

>>12857314
Who?

>> No.12857328

>>12857306
Eh, sometimes desire for money overrides personal feelings if you've not yet thought on them much. I'm sure she'll break one of these days and snatch him up, hire a new assistant to help with the "Secret Menu" stuff.

Or her phylactery will get broken. Whichever first.

>> No.12857329

>>12857293
would the mom.
cats are fine too.

>> No.12857330

>>12857325
>doesn't know best priest
Anon, what?

>> No.12857332

>>12857318
Most monsters are kind of homebodies or just flat out don't care what you say.


Besides, I want to go over hill and through dale and see the world, not be chained to a wall in a cave somewhere.

>> No.12857334

>>12857190
>>12857214
Oh yes, there's always a bad guy who thinks that he's only acting for the greater good. That's just a classic. Part of it was in creating someone as a counterpart to MC. Both sought immortality, and both had spent years thinking of how to make a better world.

The difference was in what they believed would be a better world. Purity and supremacy versus connection and coexistence. You could argue that the lich would have made a better world than any MC could think of. You could shout HFY and be glad that the monsters are gone.

Of course, it all seems rather silly when you remember that the ritual components required for the ritual of endless night are so mind-bendingly vile that non-sociopaths are essentially excluded purely by being unwilling to even consider it.

>> No.12857336

>>12857330
Uh, Who?

>> No.12857337

>>12857292

Git gud in general

>> No.12857340
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12857340

>>12857292
Will the Weresheep be the subject of the next thread?
>>12857293
>"Look gais! I posted it again! XDDD"

>> No.12857345

>>12857336
It's almost 2015 and you have not read F/SN yet. Please leave and don't come back until you've remedied this. It's like, mandatory. I'm pretty sure there's a law about it.

>> No.12857346

>>12857323
It doesn't feel good after I do it too much. Also more testosterone.

>> No.12857347

>>12857255
>not liking chocolate milk

Are you an orphan?

>>12857277
Not everything, I just want to have the option without some autist having an aneurysm.

>>12857298
I feel your pain.

>> No.12857348

>>12857332
Don't bother.

You're better off being a hermit in the middle of nowhere.

>> No.12857351

>>12857330
>best priest
Excuse me that's not how you spell Pucci.

>> No.12857352

>>12857313
>fap less

Que?

>> No.12857354

>>12857347
>are you an orphan

Actually yes.

>> No.12857357

>All these fags who don't want to have an epic adventure with a loving waifu at their side.
>Don't want to cuddle by the camp fire each night.

Plebs.

>> No.12857358

>>12857351
>Pucci dies from breathing oxygen
No anon, that is indeed NOT how you spell Pucci.

>> No.12857359

>>12857345
>F/SN

No thanks.

>> No.12857360

>>12857277
Its not even that. I'm just sick of people strictly and rigidly enforcing their "One Thing", be it this previous guy with necromancy, the "MGE or Bust" people, and so on. It's like they can't handle people have different tastes and interests than themselves.

Personally, I don't care much for aquatic monster girls, but I'm not going to be a dick and throw a hissy fit when they're discussed. Same goes for some of the writefaggotry here, I couldn't get into Lanternanon's stuff, but people seem to like it, so I'm not going to poo-poo it.

Tl;dr enjoy monster girls how you want to, fuck anyone who aggressively tells you you can't. And fuck anyone who thinks its a fun idea to push something too far just to get everyone pissed at it

>> No.12857361

>>12857357
To be fair I prefer the waifu as the final reward of the aventure.

>> No.12857362

>>12857348
Well that's a depressing way to look at the world.
Grab your backpack, your dented shield and nicked sword and go on an ADVENTURE! Defend yourself if you must, but remember to help those who cannot help themselves for that is the mark of the truly heroic.

>> No.12857363

>>12857359
There's just no talking to you, is there? You're like, one of those people who just want to see the world burn.

Oh, AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!

>> No.12857365

>>12857360

That's because Lanternon is the John Stewart to <Insert other decent Writefaggot that isn't Alp, Bob, Bollocks, or NegaWalker>'s Hal Jordan.

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12857367

>>12857357
I want to work endcaps and manage Magitek Planograms at a Tanuki-run, adventurers department store.

>> No.12857368

>>12857363
8 hours to the new year you fucking nigger.

>> No.12857369

>>12857357
Remove waifu, that come later, when your name is known throughout the land. Or you know, when you're satisfied with yourself.

>>12857354
I fucking knew it.

>> No.12857370

>>12857368
Not the Anon, but different timezones

>> No.12857372

>>12857293
Is this the kind of thing we can flag?

>> No.12857373

>>12857365
>decent writefaggot
I can't think of any bad writefaggots other than those four, so anyone else who contributes, basically?

>> No.12857379

>>12857373
Oh hey, I'm one of the only four bad writefaggots, does that mean I win a prize?

>> No.12857382

>>12857373

Well no, since Hal Jordan follows his gut instinct, whereas John Stewart's constructs are like the works of an engineer meticulously putting something together. Every piece has a purpose.

>> No.12857387

>>12857379
shut up bollocks

>> No.12857390

>>12857387
I'm still not Bollocks.

>> No.12857393

>>12857362
Why bother?

The best I could defend myself from is a human, a monster could just tap my head and win, then force me into a marriage I don't want to be in.

I'm better off digging myself a nice hole and sleeping in it until I wither and die.

>> No.12857395

>>12857379
I..I can call you a faggot, if you like.

>> No.12857398

>>12857360
>we won't tolerate people with different ideas!
>4chan

Forget where you are?

>> No.12857400

>>12857382
Gut instinct my ass, Hal's mentality most of the time is "Enemy that's tough? Boxing glove or bust."

>> No.12857406

>>12857393
> a monster could just tap my head and win, then force me into a marriage I don't want to be in
Not if you follow the better part of valor: Running the fuck away.

>> No.12857407

>>12857395
Eeh? I work my ass of to make it to the Elite Four and that's all you gimme?

>> No.12857411

>>12857390
you're still a shit
even if I do like wurm wrangler

>> No.12857413

>>12857400

That's what I meant. Hal doesn't think about what he's constructing. He just does it.

John Stewart is the meticulous, OCD engineer with his constructs, and Kyle Raynor is the painter.

Hal is the "FUCK IT LET'S RUMBLE" and just uses whatever the fuck he first thinks of

>> No.12857416

>>12857292
Clear my backlogs. Manga, books, and paltry few anime. Get it all out of the way.
Get fit again.
Convince my dad I'm not a complete fuckup.
Write more for you guys.
Convince everybody in these threads that anubis is a god-tier monstergirl.

Happy new year.

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12857417

>>12857393
>The best I could defend myself from is a human, a monster could just tap my head and win

>> No.12857420

>>12857413
And then you have Guy Gardner, the single best lantern to every surface the planet

>> No.12857424

>>12857417
What? What's wrong?

You fucking Pok Gai

>> No.12857427

>>12857277
Everyone on /tg/ has always been That Guy, but there are different sects of Those Guys.

Now most sects have been genocided and exiled, because every janitor assigned to /tg/ for the last six or more years has been insane, and the latest heir to the throne of shit is a tumblrnazi.

>> No.12857428

>>12857411
I don't understand. Why do you say I'm shit and then say you like something even I think is shit?

>> No.12857430

>>12857420

Guy Gardner didn't become Space Jesus.

But he did take out a random guy that doubted his MAN-O'-METER by one punching him

>> No.12857433

>>12857398
We aren't /b/ or /pol/, so I would like to believe we can somewhat behave ourselves. We've had calm threads in the past, why does it have to be such a rare occurance? This land is peaceful, it's inhabitants kind.

>> No.12857438

>>12857430
You don't need to be space Jesus to be the best lantern other from Stewart, Kyle, and Sinestro
But this isn't MG related so let's end it here

>> No.12857441

>>12857433
Don't gimme that shit. You have bonewheels in your fucking cellar.

>> No.12857442

>>12857428
I don't know, probably the same reason I like monstergirls but am the kind of person who would dock a manticore's tail given the opportunity

>> No.12857446

>>12857442
If you like it so much, why don't you pick it up?

>> No.12857450

>>12857424
You're the Pok Gai! Being a lzy, sad sack who wants to curl up and die because you don't have it in you fight for the freedom of where to park your dick. I bet you wouldn't so much as twitch as I ravage your waifu in front of you.

>> No.12857451

>>12857292

Get bored of vidya for good and uninstall the few games I have left so I can actually become productive in life

Find a new hobbie

Not fuckup my studies

Get fit again

Recover my will to write again

Get a cure for my ITP

>> No.12857456

>>12857450
I wouldn't have a waifu, and any woman to say that is obviously insane.

So whatever.

>> No.12857459

>>12857433
Like hell we aren't. PURGE SUCCUBI! BURN SPIDERS! MATANGO A SHIT!

That last one is true but you get the idea.

>behave ourselves

Why the fuck do you think we're here?

>> No.12857469

>>12857446
I have enough stuff of my own to work on that I've been putting off. It took me over a week to churn out wurm daughteru, even with me convincing myself to finish it before Christmas Day.

>> No.12857472

>>12857433
This is a warzone, son.

>> No.12857474

>>12857469
Why are you using spoilers, bitch? Just do it if you're so much better than me.

>> No.12857482

>>12857433
Are you the same guy who said we aren't tumblr?

>> No.12857487

Would you guys even want to see me write more? I really want to get back into writing and have like half a dozen ideas I could write about. I just want to know if anybody wants it/would read it.
http://pastebin.com/u/Praise_Hathor

>> No.12857489

>>12857474
>better
I've done ONE story, that's hardly anything to use as a measuring stick.

>> No.12857490

>>12857456
>and any woman to say that is

To say what?

>> No.12857496

>>12857387

Nice bogeyman, Cyka.

>> No.12857497

>>12857489
The Book of Moo should be written, do that please.

>> No.12857498

>>12857487

Sure.

>> No.12857499

>>12857490
Insane.

Not all there in the head, as in not my waifu.
So you can do whatever I don't care

>> No.12857505
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>>12857496

>> No.12857507

>>12857487
Please continue the book of moo, there's never enough Hathor in the world.

>> No.12857508

>>12857487

Was that one story concept of an extremely naive follower of Hathor and her loyal Guard travelling the land on a mission to convert people to their religion ever been done? I'd love to see it happen.

>> No.12857510

>>12857505

AAAHHH NUUU

>> No.12857517

>>12857499
Is there any love in your heart at all?

>> No.12857525

>>12857508
not sure if you're referring to me or not, but I'm >>12857489 (the guy that did 'How to Raise Your Wurm')

>> No.12857530
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>>12857505

Get out of here, STALKER. You are not of superior Russian Jinko race.

>> No.12857534

>>12857517
Probably not.

>> No.12857536

>>12857530
>Look at that Artyom! Don't you just want to...

>> No.12857556

>You will never be the incubus husband of a Lilim
>You'll never travel from town to town, posing as a human merchant to scout defenses and the best ways to approach
>You'll never secretly poison their water supplies with MAMONO MANA to weaken their resistance when your wife's armies sweep through to bring the town under her stewardship

>> No.12857557

>>12857534
So, why are you here?

>> No.12857563

>>12857556
Fuck you traitor kun, I hope your children burn in pyres.

>> No.12857573

>>12857557
Because monster girls are my fetish.

Doesn't mean I hold romantic interest for them.

>> No.12857576
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>>12857556
I want a Lilim like the one in pic-related.

>> No.12857587

>>12857573
So they're onaholes to you? Well that's just fine. But you're still a faggot.

>> No.12857592

>>12857573

So you're just here to fap to things? You don't hold feelings for any of them?

>> No.12857597

>>12857361
>>12857369
>Waifu as end-point.
I'd rather enjoy life and adventure with mai waifu, than just have her as some End-"Reward".

>>12857367
That sounds nice. I'd rather own a quite little inn somewhere on a mountain road though. That's retirement for me though, after adventures.

>> No.12857609

>>12857592
Correct anon.

>> No.12857610

>>12857576
Someone capped something I wrote.
Neat.

>> No.12857611

>>12857451
>Not fuck-up my studies again.
>Get fit

These are good resolutions.

>> No.12857614

>>12857507
I'd need help from other Hathorites, it feels like more of a group project though if I have to I'll write most of it myself.
>>12857508
No I don't think its been done. Thanks for putting more on my plate though, I have way too many great ideas.

>> No.12857618

>>12857609

Is it depression, mang?

>> No.12857622

>>12857614
>group project
Don't hesitate to ask for help in that regard. The Mooquisition is here to help!

>> No.12857628

>>12855605
>an entire story about adventuring to rub anubis paws
>like skyrim, with paws
Month one, journey to class-representative anubis's house to rub her trained, dexterous paws
month two, journey to lego-anubis's house to rub her calloused, hardened paws.
Month three, go to athlete-anubis's house to rub her muscular, tough paws
month four, go to valerie the anubis's house to rub her model paint-smeared paws
month four, go to pampered anubis's house to rub her fluffy, ultrasoft paws
writefags, I summon you.

>> No.12857635

>>12857576
Not sure if good end.

>> No.12857649

someone wanna tell me what happened to that lich/manticore/daughteru that one dude was supposed to write? He posted it, got soem responces, thegreens offered to host it and then it dropped off the face of the earth.

>> No.12857653

>>12857622
Any ideas you've got I'll write em down for when I start writing it.

>> No.12857658

>>12857653
Idea the first: The Mooquisition. They make sure the Church of Hathor remains unified in its teachings and removes from power any who preach mean things.

>> No.12857662

>>12857618
Why do you care?

>> No.12857664
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>>12857653
A day in the life of a boy in an MG/Hathorite-run orphanage.

>> No.12857672

>>12857664
a MG*
Fuck.

>> No.12857678

>>12857653
The birth of Hathor

>> No.12857679

>>12857664
That is either going to be zany or super rapey.

>> No.12857684

>>12857662

Because shit sucks. Seems like you don't want to answer that either, so I'll just stop.

>> No.12857690

>>12857530
What if that tiger that putin released and is currently eating chinese people was actually a jinko spy assassin?!

>> No.12857691

>>12857679
>Hathorite nannies
It'll be cozy. Of course, the wards stay in the orphanage until they turn 21, and they will milk and be milked...

>> No.12857694

>>12857664
Too much moo in the middle.

>> No.12857698

>>12857658
>>12857664
>>12857678
All good ideas.

>> No.12857700

>You will never put a New Year's cap on your infant monster daughteru

>> No.12857711

>>12857684
Nah it's fine.

I just don't want to talk about it and ruin the threads fun and get called an edgy fuck.

>> No.12857718

>>12857700
>You'll never get drunk with your MG friends and watch the ball drop and the fireworks together at your house

>> No.12857731

>>12857556
I'd rather explore the world with a Baphomet.

>> No.12857739

>>12857711

Sorry about that, I shouldn't have asked.

>> No.12857744

>>12857556
>You will never be the incubus husband of a purified succubus/angel
>You'll never travel from town to town, posing as a human merchant to solidify their defenses and prepare them for an invasion.
>You'll never secretly enhance their water supplies with magical angel drugs to strengthen their resistance to mamona mana and dark magic when traitor-kun's armies sweep through

>> No.12857745
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>>12857731
>baphomet

>> No.12857750
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>>12857731
You would maybe get run out of towns on a regular basis for being a suspected pedophile.

>> No.12857756

Well, it's 2015 here. One less year until 2017

>> No.12857757

>>12857756
Happy New Year, Anon

>> No.12857759

>>12857750
I only just noticed his shirt is ripped open.

>> No.12857761

>>12857750
I forgot what a baphomet is, are they like loli sheepgirls or something?

>> No.12857768

>>12857649
apparently not.

>> No.12857770

>>12857759
Also I think those are hickeys all over him.

>>12857761
she is a loli demon girl, super powerful physically and magically, leaders of the loli worshiping witch Sabbath

>> No.12857771

>>12857761
Demons beasts out for Lolita supremacy and forcefully making men pedos. Sabbath a shit!

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>>12857756
I'm in EST, so we have a little less than 6 hours.
>>12857761
Super-stronk, brocon, demonic loli goat-girls

>> No.12857774

>>12857649

The last thing I remember seeing about that involved Lich and Manticore was something even more haram than Bourbon's trapcat.

>> No.12857777

>>12857756
>2014
>Being in 2015

>> No.12857785

>>12857761
This is the traditional depiction of baphomet, the goat headed devil.
http://www.crystalinks.com/baphomet.jpg

>> No.12857790

>>12857785
But can you bang it?

>> No.12857795

>>12857785
Are those considered cowtits by the Sabbaths standards?

>> No.12857796

>>12857790
>can you bang it?
Anon I don't think you understand the point of these threads, we make everything, EVERYTHING, fuckable.

>> No.12857797

>>12857790
Old school witches did. That is how they got their dark powers. Their black Sabbaths were basically demon orgies.

>> No.12857804

I want to hold down a baphomet while force-feeding her anti-loli potions, showing just how superior a milfy cake body is to pedoshit

>> No.12857805

>>12857796

I dare you to fuck a hot pocket.

>> No.12857811

>>12857761
Demon goats with physical power exceeding Dragons and magical power only outclassed by Lilim. Many command sects of a magical cult whose leader is a lolita supremacist. They're okay so long as you don't agitate them, the one exception being the overly zealous, hot-tempered head Baphomet that commands the Demon Lord's army. The Witches and Familiars that regularly serve as underlings are a different matter altogether and will attack and convert any man that interests them

>> No.12857812

>>12857804
While I have no problem with loli, yes. Delolify the baphomet.

>> No.12857815

>>12857805
How is it any different than dicking a hell-hound or a lava golem?
Is it because a hot pocket would be fairy sized and chubby?

>> No.12857817

>>12857804
Just baker her a cake containing the ingredients to Wonderlands very own Ara Ara Cake.

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>>12857790
>>12857785
>>12857797

>Wanting to bang a retard that falls of its bike

>> No.12857822

>>12857805
Oh god part of it is boiling hot and part of it is still frozen, this feels awful

>> No.12857829

>>12857815
You've obviously never burned your mouth with one, or a tostino pizza bites.

>burn tongue
>yuki onna licks it better

Yes.

>> No.12857832

>>12857817
That's no fun, I want her to know what's happening before it happens

I want to pinpoint the moment her resolve breaks and begs to have her curvy new body fucked senseless

>> No.12857838

>>12857815

>Not wanting to dick the Lava Golem
>When she tastes like chocolate brownies and tangerines

>> No.12857846

What awkward and/or sexy situations would you like to have happen between you and a shy MG in your own home?
And how would a Kikimora fake these scenarios to tempt their master?

>> No.12857856

I want a lion pride.

Lions typically have 4 or more females per male, so it might be you, surrounded by 4 fluffy girls and their BIG MEATY PAWS.

What's great is that you can mix up your tastes. You torn between muscle and softness? why not both?

In other news, op confirmed for polygamist.

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>>12857804
>hold down the strongest monster there is

Good luck with that.

>> No.12857864

>>12857856
And you get to lay around all day while they work and feed you. Only need to get off your ass if a pack of hyena girls need scared away or something. Would be pretty sweet.

>> No.12857874

>>12857860
Still call bullshit on that

No way a little goat girl should beat out Oni/Ogres for strength

>> No.12857877

>>12857860
>not having magic of your own
>not going man route and doing it through sheer physical power

Pleb.

>> No.12857881

>>12857860
>Strongest monster
Oh please.

>> No.12857882

>>12857864
That or another man challenges you for your harem. Which is kosher with them. So you better get combat lessons, work out, and grow that manly mane.

>> No.12857895
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>>12857860
Baphomets are at least a tier below Lilims in terms of power level.

>> No.12857900

>>12857895
>>12857881
They are at the top in terms of physical strength. Lilims do have more magic though.

>> No.12857914

>>12857864
>>12857882
Talk about becoming the alpha of alphas. A harem of sexy MG girls, who can enter and exit heat mode as you please, a trim and able body and mind, liked by your allies and respected by your enemies.

Or you could be one of the lazy little shits who gets eaten.

>> No.12857918

>>12856971
I will admit, that would kill me inside.

>> No.12857932

>>12857846

>Cyclops invites Anon over for Valentine's
>She's wrapped her loins and breasts in red ribbon, with a pretty bow in the middle
>She's quivering and blushing furiously
>Tries to stammer out her words, going "Pl-pl-please b-...b-..."
>"It's okay, you don't have to say it. I know you like being bullied."
>TFW they have wild, passionate sex that ends with him standing in front of a tall mirror as he jackhammers her hips from below, forcing her to watch the sight of his cock sliding in and out of her lewd Cyclops pussy
>TFW he kisses her deeply, making her fall even farther for him
>TFW she cries when he shows her the ultimate bullying technique
>Sliding a wedding band on her finger after holding her hand
>With the lights on, covered in sweat
>No consent

>> No.12857935

>>12857900
>Implying Baphomets can beat an Oni/Dragon/etc. in physical strength

You better be ready to put some money on that pal.

>> No.12857942

>>12857932
Jesus Christ!

>> No.12857944

>>12857935
It's in the profile. A baphomet would slap the shit out of an oni or dragon.

>> No.12857947

I like to think that the upper tiers of monstergirls are a bit flexible in their power levels. Like your average lilim is stronger than your average baphomet, but the original baphomet that is actually named Baphomet is a powerhouse second only to the demon lord. Same thing with dragons and vampires and liches and such.

Ancalagon the Black Dragon Girl don't take shit from nobody, not demon lord or chief god.

>> No.12857948

>>12857944
Well then, it's time for some cock magic...I mean Monster girl underground fighting.

>> No.12857951

>>12857874
The MGE runs on anime/JRPG logic. Physical appearance doesn't matter here.

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>>12857947
>Implying Melkor and Sauron exist in MGEverse
That black dragon would be way too big for any man to handle anyways.

>> No.12857967

>>12857874
Oni and ogre strength comes from muscles. Baphomet strength comes from demon magic. The spirit is always stronger than the flesh. Unless your spirit sucks.

>> No.12857968

>>12857947
>Black Dragon Girl
In MGE, Black Dragons are servants of Druella, like Devils.

>> No.12857969

>>12857918
It's a good thing I'd never force that choice on you, then.

I can understand loving a monstergirl enough that people start to call you "that dude who loves [insert monstergirl]". It's a love so powerful you get all giddy inside just imagining being with her. You just want to hold that monstergirl tight, hug her, and never let her go.

I'm not sure where I was going with this, but I'm fairly certain it would've ended on me calling your waifu a shit with all the respect I could muster.

>> No.12857971

>>12857967
>The spirit is always stronger than the flesh
You've never been punched before, have you?

>> No.12857976

>>12857968
Really? Wheres it say that? I don't recall anything from the setting material about different colored dragons.

>> No.12857987

>>12857971
I've been punched plenty of times. But never by someone who operates on anime logic. In the world of fiction little girls are always the most dangerous opponents. The cuter and more innocent it looks, the worse it is going to wreck your shit.

>> No.12857989

>>12857976
KC mentioned he plans to do chromatic dragons in one of his English-Language Q&As. He mentioned different kinds of elemental breath, and Black Dragons being Druella-Extremists.

>> No.12857993

>>12857932
>>12857942

>Kikimora hears this from her Cyclops friend
>Ties herself up in the red bow and lines
>Waits for her Master, he comes home and pauses
>"Please eat me, Master!"
>"You..."
>"Ehehe! I'm a Kikimora Surprise, just for you Master!"
>He puts his jacket on her, before walking off
>"You'll catch cold if you just wait there like that."
>[HER OPTIMISM: GONE]

>> No.12857995

>>12857856
>What's great is that you can mix up your tastes. You torn between muscle and softness? why not both?

heh.

>Monday: Start of with Sporty liongirl, go running and practice fighting skills in case someone challenges you.

>tuesday: Go watch hockey and play drunken baseball with tomboy liongirl and some of her friends

>Wednesday: Go to Valerie's FLGS with geeky liongirl to play lan games until your brain turns into mush

Thursday: get lovingly molested by ultrasoft ara ara~ liongirl

Friday: Go out to the movies with deredere liongirl (i heard unbroken: The story of a paladin's capture by lilim forces was still playing somewhere)

>Saturday: explore the "world" (the woods in your backyard) with slightly dopey liongirl and her wurm friend

>Sunday: have a big lazy day with everyone, and spend the entirety of it under a Kotatsu or blanket pile, in a massive cuddle pile of fluffy boobage.

>> No.12857998

>>12857987
Hm, can't really argue with that logic..

Stupid lolis...I'll kill them all one day!

>> No.12857999

>>12857995
edit:

>Wednesday: look like a dumbass because you forgot the green in the middle of a greentext.

>> No.12858000

>>12857989
That's cool. There is way too much lore and variety about dragons for just one profile.

>> No.12858011

>>12857993
y u buly the kikimora

>> No.12858021

>>12858011
yfw the jacket has a nude of you in the breast pocket

>> No.12858022

>>12858011
Because master wishes it

>> No.12858023

>>12858011

It's because she destroyed the Christmas Roomba I got her, fudgepacker.

>> No.12858031

>>12858011
Speaking of..

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47905340

>> No.12858038

>>12858000
Agreed. I don't know when more Dragon Profiles will materialize from KC, but I look forward to the day they do.

>> No.12858044

Happy new year, guys

>> No.12858045

>>12858011
>>12858021
>>12858022

>Later that evening
>Kikimora has the picture of Master taped to the front of a pillow she's currently straddling, sliding her engorged vulva along it
>"Hnnngh! Master you're such a beast!"
>"Any more and i'll come... I'm coming, i'm coming! Nnnnyyiiiii!"
>She collapses and hugs the pillow, giggling, ejaculate leaking from her drenched folds and dirtying the pillow
>The door creaks open, Master sees her
>"Please just wash that when you're done"
>He turns and leaves instead of taking her like in her fantasies
>[SEDUCTION: FAILED]

>> No.12858047

>>12858044
Happy new years anon.

>> No.12858054

>>12858031
Even his profiles avatar is QUALITY.

>> No.12858056
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This year i'm going to practice really hard and be as good an archer as mama!

>> No.12858058

>>12858045
dosent noticed that master stole a pair of her pantys

>> No.12858059

>>12858045
I hate you. This is not dense, this is just mean.

>> No.12858062

>>12857995
How the fuck would you even fit 6 liongirls under a kotatsu? That'd be hard to do with normal girls, and these are 6,10 and equipped with e cup breasts and huge paws. That's a considerable achievement you got there.

>>12858045
Stahp bullying kikimoras, that's mean!

>> No.12858090

>>12858058
>>12858059
>>12858062

>Later on
>Kikimora puts Dormouse molasses in Master's tea
>Serves it to him
>"Hmm. Molasses in the chamomile? Strange choice."
>He starts yawning moments later, closing the copy of Pride and Prejudice he'd been reading
>She follows him into his room
>Her maid's gown slides off easily enough, she's in her crotchless garters and lace bra
>"Tonight... Master will finally notice me!"
>Climbs onto the bed with him
>Starts pulling the sheets away, he groans, forcing her to pause before continuing
>Pulls his pajama pants down, his flaccid cock bared to her
>All she can think of is a long, hard... EXCALIBUR
>Takes it in one hand, gently strokes it, elliciting another groan from Master
>Blood starts going to it, it's still soft
>She's starting to get wet at the idea of raping Master, starts stroking more vigorously
>It's not getting harder
>She eventually gets mad, finally yelling
>"GET HARD, DAMNIT!"
>"And what do you think you're doing, paying me a night visit, you naughty little maid?"
>Master's awake and staring at her

1/2

>> No.12858092

>>12858062
>How the fuck would you even fit 6 liongirls under a kotatsu
Brb making sexy liongirl jigsaw puzzle

>> No.12858107

>>12858058
>he masturbates into the panties and puts them back.

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>>12858092
>Brb

>> No.12858120

>>12858111
Mind if I ask what this post was meant to achive?

>> No.12858123

>>12858107
>She finds the cum-soaked panties.
>Puts them back on, reveling in the feeling of his cooling seed against her crotch.

>> No.12858130

>>12855294

this thread made me realize i am going to love sucking dick. just having the object of such intense pleasure for someone so close to my brain. and my every movement making shivers of pleasure going through him.

just creating a vacuum for him to put his penis in.

>> No.12858137

>>12858130
please refrain from talking about the gayness, unless that gayness somehow involves mg's.

Want to suck off a futa Cheshire, like half the people in this thread? Fine.

Want to suck off a man? Keep that to b or fit.

>> No.12858139

>>12858130
And then there's this Alp

>> No.12858149

>>12858130
You know, there's a thread on /a/ right now for that kind of stuff.

>> No.12858150

>>12858137
>Like half the people in this thread
Do you even know what you are talking about?

>> No.12858151

>>12858090
mmmmm

>> No.12858155

>>12858137
Fuck off cancer.

>> No.12858156

>>12858137
>like half the people in this thread

>> No.12858157

>>12858150
Yes.

>> No.12858160

>>12858150
>>12858156
Let's be honest. Half of this thread would be so fucking jazzed about a Cheshire existing in the first place, they'd do whatever the fuck she wanted.

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>>12858155
Cancer the only reply you got?

By this quality of post YOU'RE the only cancer around.

Now please, keep this MG related before the janitors nuke the thread.

Let's talk about something productive- do you like BIG, MEATY paws, or do you like more dexterous paws, that are human sized and only have fur as an animalistic feature?

>> No.12858173

>>12858168
>Shitposter calling someone else cancer.

>> No.12858175

>>12858168
I want to see big meaty paws try and play PS4 with me.

>> No.12858176

>>12858168
I don't like big meaty paw/claws I prefer a human sized hand for them

>> No.12858182

>>12858137
.>>12858168
The first bait of 2015 for some us, you should be proud.

>> No.12858183

>>12858090

>She starts freaking out
>"I-it's not w-what you think, Master!"
>He just frowns, eyeing her wet crotch, his cock growing harder
>"It looks like to me you wanted a fuck. You didn't have to be so underhanded about so as to spike my tea, you know."
>"H-how did you!?"
>"Come on, you really think i'm that old and senile to not know a maid's tricks? I'm only 35, not an old codger."
>She tries to push off, getting stopped by a gruff hand on her rump, his other hand is guiding his length upwards into her
>He applies gentle pressure and forces her hips down onto his, she squeals and is wracked by her first orgasm, drenching his cock in warm fluids as she twitches
>She starts bopping him on the head, yelling at him to not move
>"Oho? And what're you going to do if I don't listen?"
>"I-I'll take back the underwear you stole!"
>"That... seems more like a loss for you than me. No matter. Let's see how you like THIS"
>A quick and short rock of his hips bounces her once, getting another squeal
>He starts thrusting from below again, meeting a cadence with her as she starts to ride with fluid grace
>As her arousal climbs, tail feathers begin to grow stiffer and unruly, she's getting close and moaning with each thrust
>She bends over and steals a kiss from Master, giggling and panting
>"Ehehe... I stole Master's first."
>"Except that wasn't my first, you foolish little Maid."
>"Eh!?"
>He puts both hands on her rump and hilts himself all the way inside of her, his cock begins to twitch before he jettisons a month's worth of seed into her, the feathers of her tail matting as she lets out a final bestial squeal and her wanton pussy gulps all of his seed down
>Panting, covered in sweat, she leans down and pouts, his cock popping wetly out of her
>"D-dummy! What if it wasn't a safe day!?"

2/2

>BONUS ROUND INCOMING

>> No.12858187

>>12858168
I'm fine with both

>> No.12858194

>>12858173
Dude, shut it.
>>12858182
Samefag, and therefore deserves the same response: nothing.

>>12858175
That wouldn't end well.

>God fucking damnit, did the developers Forget that half the women on this planet ARN'T built with fucking furless, scaleless hands? I swear one of these days I'm gonna drive down to their HQ and educate them about the purpose of claws.

>> No.12858197

>>12858183
Then more maids for me

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>>12858175
There would be controllers for hands, paws, and claws.

People may hate him, but I think .less draws paws that are a good split, though they could be meatier at times.

>> No.12858201

>>12858187
Yes yes, but which is PREFERABLE?

>> No.12858204

>>12858183
mmmm bonus round

>> No.12858207

>>12858183
oh boy.

>> No.12858208

>>12858183
>"D-dummy! What if it wasn't a safe day!?"

>Not sleep-raping your maser on an unsafe day to enjoy the feeling of being impregnated, and also to get him to take responsibility.
Failure maid confirmed. Didn't even remember the intermediate-level master-seducing classes from maid school.

>> No.12858209

>>12858201
Don't ask unnecessary questions!

>> No.12858213

>>12858200
I don't actually know why less gets hate. His art is good, and there's nothing particularly absurd about it. He drew a trapcat once, but that was a recent development.

>>12858209
it's being asked, doofus.

>> No.12858216

>>12858137
I'd totally 69 with a futa Cheshire.

>> No.12858219

>>12858213
Too much Laska art.

>> No.12858220

>>12858213
Well I can't decide, doofus. So I go with my answer with both

>> No.12858224

>>12858219
That's hardly a reason to hate someone. Laska, (at least the first 3 parts) are decent enough, and you can't hate a man for liking a certain character. I really fucking like Valerie the anubis, you bet your ass I'd draw her often if I had any artist skills whatsoever.

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>>12858213
>I don't actually know why less gets hate. His art is good, and there's nothing particularly absurd about it. He drew a trapcat once, but that was a recent development

>> No.12858226

>>12858213
If you don't know by now why people hate him you never will, just drop the subject.

>> No.12858229

>>12858220
so that means.... YOU GET NOTHING!
>>12858216
as would many.

>> No.12858231

>>12858225
Explain then, jackass. Use your big boy words.

>> No.12858232

>>12858213
>I don't actually know why less gets hate
Futa, guro, Laska, monsterboys, manticores, traps, more Laska, more manticores.

>> No.12858233

>>12858225
>>12858226
I'm really glad people on 4chan aren't teachers.

>"If you don't understand calculus by now, just stop trying faggot!"

>> No.12858236

>>12858229
>YOU GET NOTHING
You're a bully, you know that? A big bully

>> No.12858237

>>12858233
This made me laugh

>> No.12858238

All right I've got my beer and bubbly. Four hours til midnight. How are you gents doing this evening?

>> No.12858239

>>12858233
We actually do have writefags and anons who're teachers.

>> No.12858240

>>12858232
>Futa
once and recent
>guro
Happened a couple of times I guess, but if you think that's "guro" you've never been to /b
>monsterboys
once and recent.
>traps
twice and recent
>laska
Since when does liking a character make you shit?
>manticores
See above. So what if he like femdom? Many people on this thread practically start crusades to fight maledom guys.

>> No.12858241

>>12858233
If you don't understand it after being in these threads for even more than a week then yes you are a faggot so stop trying. Its not that hard dumb shit.

>> No.12858242

>>12858233
Probably the worse are the "newfag" ones.

>Oh, you weren't here as of 3 years ago and haven't memorized the events involving literally thousands of pages of texts from the archive? Go fucking read them instead of me just typing a one-paragraph summary of what happened. Just fuck off, newfag.

>> No.12858244

>>12858183

>Flint strikes a spark as her Master lights up the cigarillo, the silver light clacking shut as the lid closes
>She's snuggling up on him, watching him
>"Master... what did you mean that wasn't your first kiss?"
>"... You really forgot. Didn't you? One moment. I know I have it here somewhere."
>His nightstand drawer opens, her ears perking up at the sound of him rifling through assorted papers and documents
>He finally lets out an "A-ha!" and holds up a faded Polaroid photo to her, the thick white underside below the portrait easily giving her something to hold on to
>It's a picture of a snot nosed kid with a scraped knee and an lopsided tricycle
>Smiling, planting a kiss on his cheek is herself
>A red hot flush crosses her face in a blush
>"Y-y-y-y-y-!"
>"What? That was the first time you kissed me, isn't it?"
>"YOU DUMMY! I MEANT ADULT KISSES."
>He smiles through his mustache and beard
>"Oh, I see. You meant something like THIS."
>Taking her chin in one hand he kisses her, his tongue grappling and extorting a long drawn out kiss from her
>She feels the strength leaving her body as he continues, his other hand tweaking her nipple
>Gently, he pushes her back down onto the bed, his cock is hard again
>She's staring at it intently
>"W-we can't! You have a board meeting this morning!"
>"I'll have them postpone it."
>"On what grounds!?"
>"Enjoying my honeymoon."
>They spend the rest of the day going at it like rabbits, some times he'd nibble her ears or hold her hands in his. Some times they'd do it in the bed, in the shower.
>He's thrusting into her from behind, spanking her still-youthfully pliant ass, the wet noises from his loads growing louder and lewder. She's moaning and wheezing.
>"S-shtooohppp! You're a monster! I'm pregnant... i'm already pregnannnnt!"
>He grunts, spilling a final load
>They both fall onto the ground and spoon
>"Are you... okay with me, Master?"
>"Hm... I don't know, but I do know something."
>"What?"
>"Your ring size."

>END

>> No.12858246

>>12858242
In all fairness newfags should fuck off.

>> No.12858247

>>12858238
Alright, I'm just listening to the DMC4 and Yakuza: Dead Souls soundtracks.

>> No.12858249

>>12858240
>once and recent
You must be baiting or be a newfag.

>> No.12858253
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>>12858246
newfags are the lifeblood that keep a community from stagnating and withering.

>> No.12858257

>>12858246
No, they should lurk more and learn. Getting new people involved in something isn't bad. Only way it goes bad is if the mainstream gets ahold of it.

>> No.12858258

>>12858244
Adorable.

>> No.12858260

>>12858236
Im a big bully with standards.
>>12858238
basically alright.
>>12858241
>>12858242
Can we make teacher-anon a thing?
"teacher, what's a mitochondria?"
>"If you don't fucking understand what mitochondria are after being in these threads for even a week you're a shitty piece of shit and are a useless faggot gtfo back to reddit, pleb"
>>12858246
"Newfags should fuck off!"
Well there goes the website. With no new users the people on here will eventually grow old and die and the site will disappear.
>>12858249
Can't find any other monsterboy/futa images on his imgur. If he didn't stick em there I haven't seen them.

>> No.12858261

>>12858253
What do you expect? This is /jp/. And the same thing is happening in real life in Japan... they're so xenophobic and afraid of immigrants that they'll adamantly refuse them to the point that it's fucking rotting away their own national population.

>> No.12858263

>>12858253
Newfags allow a community to deteriorate faster.

>> No.12858265

>>12858244
paste it up, and put this on pastebin and add it to the archives

>> No.12858270

>>12858253
If they can't just lurk and not post for at least a month then they should just fuck right off.
>>12858257
We're on /jp/ I doubt mainstream will come here, even with how bad EMG is.
>>12858260
How's your first day on 4chan? Happy New Year you flaming faggot.

>> No.12858272

>>12858253
I don't know what makes me more mad, the sub manticore or your words.

>> No.12858273

>>12858261
I suppose it makes sense that a community obsessed with japan will emulate japan. Including it's flaws.
>>12858263
Well that makes literally no sense whatsoever. That's like saying "having more babies decreases the population"

>> No.12858281

>>12858240
>So what if he like femdom?
I'm a femdomfag and he drew sub jinko, manticore and apophis. He can go fuck himself.

>> No.12858285

>>12858270
Let's all just ignore this fine fellow because he's been derailing conversations for about an hour.

>>128582
>"If he doesn't like what I like, he can go fuck himself!"
right.

Let's talk about something important- we did hands so now let's do feet. So in terms of foot paws do you prefer...

Human

Human but with fur or padding

or Completely animalistic, with lots of fur, big pads and possibly digitigrade?81

>> No.12858286

>>12858265

I'd rather die than reveal who I really am, you blyat

>> No.12858291

>>12858285
You're claiming he likes femdom when all what he does is drawing dom monster girls as submissive, you fucking retard.

>> No.12858292 [DELETED] 

>>12858240

>Futa
>once and recent

I think he drew that shit back when we where still on /a/, that's not recent

>manticores

Over saturation

>> No.12858293

>>12858286
I suppose I can host it if you want. I'm not big into this kind of thing, but I can make it happen.

>> No.12858294
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12858294

I for one welcome the newfags as you call them, the more people we have in this thread the better.
if we do not get new people to replace the ones that leave, soon there will be no one left except bitter shallow people complaining that the threads are dead all day long

This is not your thread, this belongs to anyone who enjoys monstergirls. so take some time and explain things and stop acting so damned alpha


Welcome to /MGG

>> No.12858298

I want to poke the cow.

>> No.12858308
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12858308

You can never have too many manticores.

>> No.12858307

>>12858291
Someone's a bit mad?
And this just defaults to my earlier post- with a spin. So what if he likes dom? you gonna get all bitchy because he prefers to be on top?

>>12858292
I havn't seen a manticore on these threads in weeks. Maybe in text, but never drawfagged. I guess diamonds are common because there are lots of them in jewelry stores.

>> No.12858310

>>12858293

http://pastebin.com/TuGaaQeQ

Don't say I didn't warn you, Cyka blyat.

>> No.12858311

>>12858273
>/jp/'s problems = Nippons problems.
Newfags aren't infants, but they damn well act like them, faggot.

>> No.12858313
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12858313

What do you guys think of MGs with side ears instead of top ears like the one in this pic?

>> No.12858314

>>12858294
If the newfags want to talk about futa monstergirls, don't expect me to welcome them with open arms.

>> No.12858316

>>12858294
You welcome newfags because you ARE a newfag. Your typing style expresses that pretty well, Commercial-anon.

>> No.12858319

>>12858313
I prefer side ears. It just feels more natural to me.

>> No.12858320

>>12858310
Are you a Burger or a Russkie?

>> No.12858321

>>12858314
>You have to like everything I do, or you can get the fuck out!
I don't even give a shit about futa or not-futa, but you have to realize how fucking entitled you sound. This isn't your thread, it's everyone's.

>> No.12858323

>>12858310
I've never actually heard of you.

Were you posting often during the last 2-3 weeks? because I was gone then.

OH WELL I GUESS THERE'S NO PROBLEM AFTER ALL!

>> No.12858324 [DELETED] 

>>12858307

>I havn't seen a manticore on these threads in weeks

But if you would have been here longer then a few weeks you'd know that at one point it was the only thing in these threads, especially back on /a/ where threads had a short lifespan

>> No.12858327

>>12858313
I like my ears to cover the sides of the head, but for the tips to be pointing upwards.

Having animal AND human ears is a huge turn-off for me.

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>>12858216

>>12858229
>as would many

>> No.12858331

>>12858320

Grade A Americlap Cheeseburger Autist With Malt Vinegar and French Fries.

>> No.12858332

>>12856976
Heh, reminds me- I put this up a day or two ago before work and never really got to do anything with it.

>Ah, Pharaoh.
>Oh man, she really hates me, let me tell ya.
>One little kindergarten shoving match in a sandbox and I managed to get me an enemy for life.
>Her, that shiny bug and that fucking jackal've dedicated their lives to ruining my day, every day since.
>Kinda have a thing for the Hathorite, though.
>Always have.
>Too bad she's fuckin' terrified of me.
>Litterally starts shaking and crying when I get too close for reasons I can't fuckin' comprehend.
>Not that I'm too popular with the girls anyway, don't really fit into what's in style these days.
>Too short to be a bishounen.
>Too tall to be a shota.
>And I ain't putting on a damned dress for anybody's liking.
>Part of the reason why I'm usually on the shit-end of the social totem pole at school.
>Most of the time, I don't give a shit.
>Sometimes it gets me down.
>Mention it to my mom once at dinner.
>She just starts laughing.
>"Kid, you've got too much VIRTUS for your own good."
>Grumble quietly that that doesn't help much.
>Pretend not to enjoy head-pat.
>Wind up smiling anyway.
>Can't not love my ma.
>Such is life as the adoptive Son of Mars.

>> No.12858333

>>12858324
He never said he hadn't seen them before, just that he hasn't seen them in awhile. You're so quick to act superior you're making yourself look like a retard who can't into reading comprehension.

>> No.12858334

>>12858291
He draws dominant monster girls too. Tarrasque shark kraken manticore wolf anubis in some pretty dominant positions on his imgur. So what if he likes maledom more than femdom. I am glad we have .less producing content, even if I occasionally don't like it.

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12858339

Ya'll have become so paranoid, so rule-driven, that some of you have forgotten the spirit of monstergirls.

>> No.12858342

>>12858316
Dude, piss off.
>>12858321
This in spades.
>>12858324
>"IT WAS COMMON YEARS AGO, SO IT'S STILL COMMON NOW!"
So kinda like how aluminum was more rare then gold back when napoleon was around, so it's still rare now.
>>12858333
Thank you. Some people need clarification of the obvious.

>> No.12858344

>>12858333
>>12858334
>>12858339
Like clockwork.

>> No.12858345

>>12858316

The funny thing is now you've got CommericalAnon on a witch hunt thinking that i'm you.

>> No.12858348

>>12858321
>You have to like everything I do
Now you're going to tell me that futa is something accepted in these threads.

>I don't even give a shit about futa or not-futa
Sure you don't. I totally believe you.

>> No.12858357

>>12858344
There's like one or two of them that just hate these threads for some reason. Wouldn't be surprised if bob or less was one of them.

>> No.12858358

>>12858345
But I'm anon.
Also, english is clearly your first language.

>> No.12858361

>>12858348
>If you don't agree with me, you're part of the problem! There's no way someone could simply think I'm being an entitled shit!
Sorry, brah. Try again. I genuinely don't give a shit either way, I just think you're being a tool.

>> No.12858366 [DELETED] 

>>12858333

If i am following the conversation correctly, he asked why people hate .less, someone mentioned manticores, he asked why manticores, i responded by oversaturation, he said he's hasn't seen in weeks, i respond by saying that it was a problem in the past

>>12858342

Either way you can all go suck a bag of futa cat dicks

>> No.12858369

Jesus-Hathor-Loving-Christ, people, its New Years.

Lets ditch the bickering and talk about upbeat Monster Girls. Go have a drink, smoke a bowl, or whatever you do to relax and have a good time. Your waifu wouldn't want to see you upset, anyways

>> No.12858370

>>12858366
Sure, but he never said that he hadn't seen them at all, just that he hasn't seen them in a long time. And he's right. They haven't been a focus since /a/. They were flavor of a couple months.

>> No.12858371

>>12858357
>There's like one or two of them that just hate these threads for some reason
They're like fujoshit-kun. "If I can't have what I want, no one will!"

>> No.12858372

>>12858348
>Now you're going to tell me that futa is something accepted in these threads
Here's what's acceptable in these threads.
Is it MG? If not, piss off. If so, you're in.

>>12858344
you tryin to sound smart? Because you sound like you've got a stick the size of your neck up your ass.

MOVING ON!

so, we all know taking care of MG's can be arduous work sometimes. Would you rather...

De-knot and comb a (infuriatingly smug) kitsune's 9 tails?

or

Help clean and polish a dragon's scales while she rants about the problems in modern politics these days?

>> No.12858376

>>12858056
Archery is gay kid
Learn to use a sword.

>> No.12858383
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>>12858369
Smoke a bowl of what? Manticore venom?

>> No.12858385

>>12858369
I don't have a waifu.

So you can go fuck yourself.

>> No.12858387

>>12858372
I would rub a Wurms tummy while she bitches about Ushi Oni.

>> No.12858389

>>12858372
I know how much of a pain in the ass knots can be to comb out, plus I think modern politics are pretty shit anyway, so I'll go with the dragon.

>> No.12858390

>>12858372
You're not defusing anything, faggot.

>> No.12858391

>>12858383
Oh god man do you have any idea what kind of horrifying hallucinations that would bring?

>> No.12858392

>>12858372
>Help clean and polish a dragon's scales

Only if it's a Ryu, and I can polish the reverse scale.

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12858394

>>12858376
O-okay... Will you teach me how?

>> No.12858395

>>12858298
With your penis?

>> No.12858396

>>12858372
>Help clean and polish a dragon's scales while she rants about the problems in modern politics these days
I'd rather do this. Sounds relaxing depending on the politics of a dragon. With all that gold you'd think a dragon would be libertarian.

>> No.12858398

>>12858358

It's cute because they're trying to say that I edited a screencap of me replying to you to try and hide my guilt of being anything other than a yangire for Bobby Boy.

>> No.12858401

>>12858372
>Is it MG? If not, piss off. If so, you're in
Sure, let's allow futa, guro and NTR and such in these threads. What could go wrong?

>> No.12858404

>>12858390
And you are?
>>12858387
Out of curiosity, what beef would a wurm, of all things, have with ushi-oni's?
>>12858392
Sure, but you have to help clean up afterwards.
>>12858396
http://pastebin.com/bBDUirii
Have fun bruh

>> No.12858406

>>12858401
Not for nothing, but one of these things is not like the others, anon.

>> No.12858408

>>12858401
It's been a thing since the start.

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12858419

>>12858398
Pic-related?
>>12858401
That's why newfags are cancer, so now they're rearing their ugly heads. >>12858404

>> No.12858424
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12858424

>You'll never have a Manticore cuddle you by the hearth

>> No.12858428

>>12858419
>make a post concerning MG's, instead of bitching
>"fucking newfag"
mkay.
>>12858424
I don't think that's cuddling.

>> No.12858431

>>12858424
Reminder that if a Manticore could get her hands on a dildo that produced cum she'd abandon you.

Manticore worst monster.

>> No.12858433

>>12858424
Good, there's a lot of monster girls way better than them.

>> No.12858435

>>12858387
Still want to know why wurms would care about ushi-oni's.

>> No.12858439

>>12858428
It's lewd cuddling.
The best kind of cuddling.

>> No.12858442

>>12858431
>Bait? Anyone want some bait?

>> No.12858443

>>12858431
This is true of many monsters, including ushi-oni's, succubi, hellhounds, ext. Doesn't make it good, it just makes it common.

>> No.12858444

>>12858431
I think that applies to most MGs. It's like if robots got introduced that acted and appeared fully human (or MG), guys would basically never go out of the house ever again.

>> No.12858445

>>12858419

I call Sinestro just based on fact he's best Lantern.

>> No.12858448

>>12858394
Yes.
First You Must swing the sword up and down 100 times, then left to right 100 times, then right to left 100 times, then do 100 thrusts, then 100 draw slashes from your right hip, and 100 draw slashes from the left hip.
That is your first lesson missy.

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12858450

>>12858431
>Making up shit about a monstergirl you don't like.

>> No.12858451

>>12858439
lewd... Cuddling?
I think that's an oxymoron.

>> No.12858454

>>12858435
Sorry it was just a short scene in my head of some Wurm bitching about the next door neighbor who keeps breaking walls and getting debris all over the yard when she has sex.

>> No.12858456

>>12858419
Brainiac for Lich when?

Also, no pants.

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12858457

>>12858451
>He doesn't know about lewd cuddling

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>>12858431
>>12858443
Many Monstergirls don't require semen to survive, nor is it the only thing they value in man. NTR is also taboo to them.

You're just strawgrasping KC's setting again.

>> No.12858461

>>12858451
Cuddling a Yeti's fluff tunnel while you rub her tum-tum is lewd cuddling

>> No.12858463

>>12858456
Lich should be Scarecrow. She's studying fear

>> No.12858465

>>12858461
>fluff tunnel

Sounds so cozy..

>> No.12858469

How long do you think Slime girls live for?

>> No.12858470

>>12858456
I believe that picture's pertinent to the IRC.

>> No.12858471

>>12858454
OH. MY.
>>12858458
I don't remember saying otherwise.

>> No.12858478
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12858478

>>12858431
Why would she do that?

It's like saying if manticores were real, and someone made a synthetic tailpussy, you'd never deal with the real deal.

It's more than just the flesh, it's the person. She loves being loved, and doing some loving of her own. She gets off when you bury your face in her neckruff while milking you, while massaging her meaty paws, while stroking and kneading her tender ears.

She loves being your big spoon, holding you tight in her warm arms and legs while gently milking you. She'll drift off to sleep, snoring and purring contentedly that she's found someone she can love.

>> No.12858486

>>12858478
or turn you into a bitchboy.

I don't even need to post that greentext.

>> No.12858490

>>12858478
What was the name of that Manticore that tried to disguise herself as a man?

I think it was Manny.

>> No.12858491

>>12858478
>Implying if magical semen dildos were a thing, half of all young MGs wouldn't become addicted and turn into lazy, chubby hikkimoris as a result.

>> No.12858495

>>12858490
How would a MG even be able to pull that off? A manticore just seems impossible to hide.

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12858496

>>12858478
Savannah isn't a very good example of a manticore.

>> No.12858498

>>12858490
yeah, it was manny allright.

>> No.12858499

>>12858495

Polyurethane scorpion barb on top of the tailpussy lips to prevent it from opening.

Checkmate. Atheist.

>> No.12858502

>>12858499
But where would she hide it?

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12858505

>>12858486
That's not really something you can be 'turned' into.

Manticores are likely attracted to those with masochistic tendencies. IE instead of being like 3DPD and going after rich assholes, their ears perk up when they hear someone being excessively self-deprecating.

>>12858496
What makes you say that?

Not all manticores are going to be the same.

>> No.12858507

>>12858502

Hammer space.

>> No.12858512

>>12858478
>Spooning with a manticore so her breasts are pressed against your back.
>Her tailpussy latched on to your crotch as she pumps all the semen she can out of you.
>Pressing up against you and watching your face twist in pleasure with a loving grin on her face.
Damn it anon, why would you do this to my dick?
Cuddlesex with someone who loves me is the one thing in the world I want to try more than anything else.

>> No.12858514

>>12858505
>self-deprecating

Motherfucker.

>> No.12858518

>>12858512
That's the one problem with being fond of a geeky MG, like valerie, lego girl or the scientist wurm; they'd be too busy doing other things to fug.

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12858520

>>12858495
I believe magically inclined MGs can hide and recede their animal bits. It'll only be effective if they have the features that'll pass themselves off as a reverse trap.

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