/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Ayy lmao its me Rjob, the pastekeeper. Reminder that nothing in the paste is permanent and your contributions/editorial suggestions will help make this thread better for everyone.

Update: Added a (totally straight) "Demo Videos" section to the paste. Naturally my dick will be the first one to appear there. I am also accepting any contributions to the section. Please submit your video links to me and I will check for quality and then add them. You can reach me at RjobofOna@Yahoo with any videos you'd like me to look over, or post them here.

Next idea: Someone (Myself or otherwise) do a video series on onahole care.

Yes I know I'm going all out, but we are all one community, united by dick.

Thank you.

I love squishing the kunoichi, I left it on my desk all day.

>>12847427
come on dood you cuteposted all over my first.

So who uses their onas as an extension of their waifu?

>>12847435
This might be a good video for the video section. It demonstrates a quick drying method.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDwF90tMWvw
More information: https://boards.onahole.eu/a/res/198.html

>>12847482
I would, but I don't want to expose my daki to untoward fluids.

Just pressed the trigger on a Venus Real and lolinco. I'm excited!

Somehow these threads make me chuckle, everyone having somewhat civil discussions and guides about buying onaholes, truly great thing to have.

>>12847516
See >>12847435
>we are all one community, united by dick.

>>12847492
For TOMAX holes you can just flip it inside out and dry it though, or am i wrong and its a different hole that can do that?

>>12847515
another victim of the venus meme

>>12847482
I ordered them for that purpose, yes. Those stories I've heard made me want to try it out, and just cuddling with my daki is, well, fun but I'd like to take it a little bit further.

Now I just have to wait for them to arrive.

>>12847495
She's already covered in my sweat and saliva, I don't think it will be much worse. Just remember to wash it.

>>12847515
Grats

>>12847526
Tomax holes can withstand turning them inside out, yeah. A lot of others can too, it depends on how careful you are, it just generally comes with a risk.

>>12847435

I kind of want to submit some videos, but I don't know about how I'd videotape myself missionary pile-driving a body pillow and make it interesting. As enjoyable as it is I can't imagine it being a very aesthetic experience for anyone watching, what with me being an overweight hairy white guy and all.

Would you accept how-to guide images on my hands-free methods? I can edit images just fine.

And I can write a guide on how I care for my girls if you want. I'm the guy who did the Magic Eyes reviews.

Any new touhou holes worth checking out?

Am i only one who struggles to hold it until i get my new hole in the mail, i seriously sometimes feel sick almost.

>>12847539
People said that you can turn Wet Meiki Monster Wakefulness inside out, never again shall i lay such devastation upon my holes.

>>12847546
Get someone to record it all. Ask a family member. I'm sure you'll all have a great time.

>>12847526
Youre right, they are more resilient to flipping but you should be gentle still.

>>12847527
what is this dank m3me you keep referencing?

>>12847492
I hope onahole review isnt salty we're gonna "borrow" his content. Added to paste.

>>12847546
I'd like to see it anyway
I'll accept anything you guys have for me. Based on your other review(s), you are a very detailed writer and something like that would only help flesh out the guidelines written in the paste.

>>12847546
tape video recording device to face

>>12847559
Dual layers are especially tricky.

Also is it me or is this one of the fastest, if not the fastest thread on /jp/ ?

>>12847523

>Love for dick

N-no homo

>>12847466
mine's worning out, it's the weakest material I ever tried, but I liked it so soft

>>12847580

commentos?
anything on flatgirl or transfer student?

>>12846397
Hips, on their own, etc.

>>12847516
This also /jp/ and 4chan in general at its least assholish. Truly this is a wonderful place.

>>12847554
http://en-nls.com/pict1-41811?c2=9999

This is your favorite 2hu when she causes an incident.

>>12847639
Why not get a bottle of peace and make it last months by diluting it with water, that sample wont last long.

>>12847559
Holding it in that long sounds terrible unless you get DHL or something. Holding it in for a week just makes you fast, it doesn't improve the experience.

>>12847427

I endlessly pleasure myself to the idea of violating the boipussy of the last cuteposter I saw.

Congratulations, Anon, your imagined anus will serve me well tonight.

>>12847656
Today its been a week, so how long would be optimal, i got another package coming in which contains Lolinco and Monster Wakefulness.

>>12847639
original tusupetta was liked in Japan but no so much by /jp/. tsurupetta soft has better texture but is smaller. tsurupetta idol cadet is the largest and arguably best texture, but it breaks fairly easily.
dunno about transfer student.

>>12847639
You're going to enjoy the ultra mint lube in the sample pack. It almost hurt to fap from the sensation.

Which TOMAX is bang for buck? I'm thinking of the dotted spiral Venus in hard since I like Toyheart firmness and I've never had a spiral onahole.

>>12847677
Is it like that Head & Shoulder mint shampoo?

Grabbing a Uterus through Amazon Prime, should be here FAST.
Now have to choose between Venus Real or Clone (and I guess Soft or Very Soft, though I hear Soft is better for first timers). Going through the archive, the preference goes either way, so I'll just flip a coin on it.

>>12847647
because i bought 2 with my first purchase and i just opened my second bottle a month ago.
im thinking it will last me anywhere from 3 to 6 months, especially after being diluted with water.
i just added that one for a lil extra, heard it had some mint which should tingle me fancy, and i like the sound of that

>>12847677
thats what i was aiming for

>>12847686
Lilith is best bang for buck price/weight ratio. Also I wouldn't ever get a spiral in hard, seems like an overkill combination. Normal should be plenty but ymmv.

>>12847695
Maybe i will order that lub sample thing too someday, sounds interesting.

oh god
I got my first hole today

My dick can't take much more
but I can't stop


help

>>12847639
Transfer Student is very meh. Its main problem is its size. Small tube-shaped holes feel insubstantial and don't do it for me. Mine got thrown out after only 2 uses.

>>12847720
I think I'll get a Lilith Spiral Dots in regular. You have any opinion on dotted vs wave?

>>12847737

>>12847737
you can check out anytime you like


but you can never leave

Si my hole seems to be loosing some of its natural color, is that due to the cleaning?

>>12847765
It happens to my holes as well especially where i hold them, i have idea why but cant put it into words.

>>12847756
compared to what other types of holes?
besides, what made you throw it away, like how did it feel

>>12847564
I'm pretty sure that video was made by an anon and posted here first.

goddamn, those tits look great.
Next bonus day they will be mine.

I know some people here use vibrators for prostate stimulation while fapping, and I had a question. For someone who is curious about trying an anal toy, would a rotor such as http://en-nls.com/pict1-2834?c2=9999 or http://en-nls.com/pict1-19976?c2=9999 be better as an entry point rather than a full sized prostate simulator like the nexus? For clarification, I do intend to use the toys while also using an onahole.

my kiwami will be here tomorrow~

>>12848092
imagine the cord breaking and losing that thing in your ass, having to get it taken out at the ER

>>12848100
Happened to me with a cheap rotor, they're small and you can easily just force them out like you're taking a dump as long as you didn't shove it in deep.

>>12848094
Awww yisss, I wonder how it will compare to the Gokujo Namagoshi.

I want to get a venus clone but nls doesnt have it, and I'm from Europe (so no queencat). What are some good alternatives available on nls?

Tfw at least 40 people have seen my dick in 24 hrs. Kind of liberating really.

To celebrate, video of fucking the meiki plush. coming soon.

>>12848131
I'm gonna show you my dick tonight too~

>>12848137
This is so fucking Heterosexual

>>12848131
Truth be told I downloaded it because someone said you had a Miku collection and I wanted to check it out.

>>12848142
They're rubber vaginas, of course its completely straight.

>>12847671
Two to four days is all it takes to build your reserves back up, longer than that just increases desire and makes you feel bad.

>>12848143
I do. To avoid digressing the thread but to satisfy your request, here.
http://imgur.com/z0BZxrD,deht7xb,v08dC3D,5gqvelW

>>12848092
I would not recommend a rotor by itself for butt stuff, it's basically impossible to get it on your prostate.

>>12848202
It is a nice room.

>>12847757
Different anon here: I have the wave but I'm not crazy about those notches, I feel like they should be rounder or something. The dots sound good, if my spiral wave ever breaks I'll be trying the dots.

>>12848202
I'm jealous as fuck. Were you at Miku Expo? LA or NY?

>>12848219
I was. NYC on Friday the 17th.

>>12848202
I'm so jealous, wish I had the room and money for that. You just stay single and free, anons, dont impregnate ratchets.

Can someone give me ideas for something to fap to

>>12848197
I was reading this and stomach started to swirl that kind of bad feeling, well HOPEFULLY my gitb comes tomorrow.

>>12848123
Either use queencat anyway (they'll ship internationally if you mail them) or just
proxy up and get it from Daimaoh.

>Si my hole
Huehuehue?

>>12848222
Ah, I was there on the 18th. I'm a shitty vocaloid fan but I had a lot of fun. I want to start picking up some Miku scales but it's difficult for a filthy secondary like me.

>>12848210
Thanks. Any recommendations on a good prostate stimulator for beginners?

>>12848202
You should check out Hatsune Miku, I get the feeling you might like her.

>>12848197
>>12848230
I don't know, when I stop fapping for two weeks or so I come like a fountain and my mind goes blank, that's much better than when I stop only for a week. Of course you won't be able to enjoy your hole if you come in a second though.

>>12848202
absolutely beautiful

>>12847435
The Gokujo Namagoshi link in the paste links to the Dreamy Namagoshi, just thought I'd let you know.

What's your opinion of the Gokujo? I see you have one from that picture you posted.

kegels, you bitches, fucking kegels

>>12848302
Kegels are great, sometimes it can be hard to remember to do 3 sets of 10 (five seconds each) everyday.

>>12848302
Seconding Kegels. can be annoying but they are worth it

Thoughts on https://en-nls.com/pict1-39096?c2=41100010 ?

>>12848241
Sorry, I don't know much about specific products. I don't even feel that good about recommending the one I use because it doesn't stay in that well. My best advice is to:

1. Shop around. You're likely going to be buying from an American or European store, so not only do you have a lot of options, the stores will have frequent sales and many discount opportunities, like referrals and stuff.
2. Find buyer reviews, and I believe that quantity is more important than quality here. I'd recommend looking at Lovehoney for this, even if you don't buy from them, their site has a ton of reviews and a huge catalog.

>>12848324
It's on my list to get someday, little bit expensive but who cares.

>>12848302
>>12848320
Do you make your phallus pull up and down to do kegel exercises or do you flex your pelvic floor muscles? I've tried both, but I have no idea what the most effective flexing is for sick gains.

>>12848309
Have you tried other techniques?

>>12848372
Whichever one moves the penis up and down in a silly manner.

TODAY IS THE DAY.

>>12848403
Why four if you only have one dick?

>>12848413
Am I only supposed to have one dick? Have I been lied to my entire life?

>>12848403
You da real mvp

Why interested you about the Kagamine one? And are you willing to cinematically document yourself using each one?

>>12848413
Have you ever lubed up several holes and switched between them in a single session? It's good I tell you.

>>12848324
>Out Vision

ehhhh, the hole doesn't look terrible in quality like the others (minus the puni hole dx), but for that price it may not be worth it

>>12848436
Yeah. Mouth of truth escalating into a vaginal hole. Very natural progression. Very sexy.

>>12848432
The Tsun Ero was because I wanted a clear hole to see myself blowing my load into. I'm not sure about filming anything, but I'll be sure to write a review if anything interesting comes up.

>>12848324
It's got a short tunnel length and it tears really easily, but it's soft and has a nice texture.

Just get a puni hole dx. It's got way better reviews and it's only a few bucks more.

>>12848403

>That feel when half that order is because of me
Muahahahah

>>12848432

Because I told him to get it. He wanted clear stuff to mess with and the kagami one is cheap, feels good, looks good and has a nice little womb area. Also it smells fruity.

>>12848202
Holy fuck dude. How do you have so much disposable income?

>>12848458
I wish I could tell you.

>>12848455
Which ones is the kagami one? I want a clear hole. link pls

>>12848482
Do you deal drugs? Steal credit cards?

>>12848489
Worse. I work IT

>>12848413
To place on his conveyor belt so he can fuck a different hole with each thrust.

>>12847435
Anyone interested in me vs faphero's with my Hard Puni? I can tape that if anyone wants to.

>>12848494
>IT
All I ever hear about IT is loads of money paired with a very boring life.

It makes me concerned for my future

>>12848501
I'd be interested in watching as a flaming heterosexual man.

>>12848482
http://en-nls.com/pict1-14823?c2=9999

Funny thing I am one of the major contributors and I also work IT. It's fun to have tons of money and not care about dating and shit.

>>12848509
I'll get working on it tomorrow.

>>12848501
Do it, be sure to link it here and ill put it in the pastebin

>>12848512
Thanks, ordered.

>>12848403
so what are those products called?
i cant read japanese

>>12848372
Yeah multiple, it's not challenging to do, just sometimes hard to remember.

>>12848597
Left to right:
Tsun Ero, CQ Roll Nekokko Minyan, Kunoichi normal and some Honey Drops and Golden Lotion at the bottom. I just cranked out a session, first reaction review momentarily.

should i throw away the pepe's lube ive had open for a year? is that stuff about bacteria true?

I was thinking about getting some j-lube and a big 16oz squeeze bottle to mix things up a batch in advance for easy dispensing, but after reading that it's 75% sucrose, aka sugar, I'm imagining that it could go bad is just a couple days.

Is this a valid concern? How long can larger batches last? Does anyone have experience adding some kind of preservative to match the shelf life of normal pre-mixed water based lube?

>>12848645
If you had it sealed, the only real thing with it is that it smells, it doesn't' really develope bacteria unless you let it stand open for longer periods, and if there would be bacterias, it would be no different than from everything else around you, however if you are really paranoid you can throw it away, I'm just saying, you won't' die from it.

is there a real difference between oral and vaginal onaholes?

>>12848686
Opening, tunnel, and outer appearance, many oral ones include tongues or things like that, some even includes teeth.

>>12848650
I've had my J-lube last about a month in the California summer before it started smelling off, but now that it's winter I'm cruising up to two no problems. It really depends on weather, your local strains of pathogens and how well you sanitize. As for application, I went down to the dollar store and bought two hair dye applicators with a lid for a buck and they do the trick perfectly. I can pour boiling water on them and everything.

My first Onahole just arrived, ill be back in an hour if this is as good as you guys say, ill love you all forever,

>>12848740
Your first few times may be weird, especially if you were a deathgripper, but once you get used to the sensations it will be worth it~

so my friendly local onahole provider has products from toysheart and magic eyes
i was thinking of getting la bocca aka mouth of truth, but it is currently out of stock
any other recommendations?

okay /jp/ I need professional opinions I've decided on getting my first onahole I chose this one
http://www.toydemon.com/sujiman-kupa-lolinco-onahole-masturbator
and now I need advice on lube, so which would you recommend from toydemon that is a good price / quality lubricant

>>12848807
I'm not kidding you when you can get that onahole for half the price on NLS.

>>12848807
>Toydemon
>Good Price
I'm too lazy to post a reaction image, but I assure you I'm giggling. Order the hole and your lube on NLS, you may even get it faster for the same shipping price.

>>12848816
I didn't want to have to deal with customs, like I said I'm new to this whole thing and am quite nervous (as I'm sure most of you were on our first buys)

>>12848819
okay, 2 posts saying go to NLS, looks like I'm going there

Someone on TD forums referred me to post my sale on this board. Do I just link my sale listing? I'm selling a used Extreme Pleasure Hip. I'm a hygienic 24 yr old asian dude. Here is the link for the listing:

http://dollforum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=128&t=58348

>>12848823
>I didn't want to have to deal with customs
Then why aren't you buying from Queencat?

>>12848827
By the way, it is very lightly used, basically new. And you can get it for a great price.

>>12848823
Even if you pay customs, it will be cheaper.
I payed €20 in SWEDEN, when I ordered 3 onaholes and lube, so it was a bigger order, and in a country with huge taxes, and it would be cheaper than buying it from Toydemon.

>>12848622
Alright, fapped, cleaned up and made myself a sandwich, it's review time. I guess I'll do these in order of insertion since I used three in one session and then one on the second.

CQ Roll: I'm actually really disappointed in this one. I bought it to blast at on my desk, but it's nowhere near heavy or grippy enough to stay put when I push it in any direction but straight down. It should be noted that my desk is lower than I thought at first which I can't blame the hole for, but I still can't see it working on a smooth surface. The texture is just okay, not really gentle or really intense which puts it strictly at "eh" tier for me since I tend to like the extremes though the tightness was actually perfect. I also found it to be really goddamn firm. We mock Tenga products for being dick graters all the time but I've owned a Flip Black and this was easily on par with that if not harder in terms of material stiffness. That little knob towards the front was also present in my Tenga. Also: lube. Lots of it. I mostly went with Honey Drops since I was familiar with it but I found I needed around three times as much over the course of my experiment as I would've thought. I was doing some hole swapping so my chinchin was exposed to the air more than usual, but still. I started with the CQ Roll first then quickly left it aside for my other acquisitions; it doesn't work handsfree where I wanted it to and the feeling is middling at best.

>>12848823
Customs is a joke in the US. Even if they open the package there's nothing to worry about since loli isn't illegal. If you're not in the states you can just ask NLS to remove box art like we say ten times every thread, still no problems.

>>12848843
ah, cool. As a womb enthusiast I was looking forward to that, went with the Innocent CQ instead. I'll probably still grab one at some point in the future, alonside the Tsun-Ero, which I heard has a wombish-texture-thing (would like to hear your thoughts on this too)

>>12848843
That's really too bad, it looked like such a promising hole.

*ahem* speaking of womb holes

http://en-nls.com/pict1-29249?c2=12001012

anyone tried??? it looks pretty tempting...

sure wish there was an english database of worthwile onaholes

>>12848843
Nekokko Minyan: I let this warm up a little bit on my Rends heater before I put it in. The hole didn't melt, but I did; this thing is OLEV. So I happen to love spiral toys and there's this two type spiral thing going on in the Minyan. The first stage is a bunch of really tight screw style spirals. I didn't really feel the individual ridges here so much as a pure dick-tingling pleasure. You can do shallow thrusts into this part to make yourself climax faster, but they're still nice when you're full thrust stroking with the toy. Attached is an artist's rendition of my visage immediately after insertion due to this portion of the hole. Past the first half or so the texture transitions into something that reminds me of a drill bit with ridges across it. This portion was also pretty damn good and made deep thrusts very rewarding. As for material, no complaints. I think it is or is close to Toys Heart's Baby skin which as far as feeling goes is an excellent material. Overall I think I actually like this hole more than my Lilith Spiral Wave in soft, but for different reasons. If ever I feel this thing is near breaking I'm ordering a new one ASAP, as I don't want to be without one anymore. Definitely my favorite of the group.

>>12848873
http://www.onaho.net/main.html
google translate sure is hard

>tfw no onatsuyu lube on en-nls or queencat

what lube do i use with a venus real now?

>>12848892
https://en-nls.com/pict1-40767?c2=19001014

woop woop

>>12848901
thank you based rjob

>>12848878
Tsun Ero: It's here, it's clear, get used to it! Let me preface this by saying that this is... now a nine dollar hole? It was $7.50 when I bought it a week ago. Seems less worth the price now. Anywho, it was alright. The first thing I noticed was that it's really tacky. It's clear, so I guess that comes with the territory and I didn't personally mind, but that fact did stand out. It's also crystal clear, even watching the paper towel go in when I cleaned it before use was fun to watch. After that I got to putting it in. Kinda. I knew the hole was short before buying it, but I didn't realize how short until I actually went to insert: I put myself in all the way to the bottom and half my dick was hanging out below feeling left out. Turns out the guy holding it in the image has tiny asian hands. Go figure, right? So what do I do then? I stretch the hole to make it fit, because fuck any sex toy that can't handle my length. That part didn't feel like much, but watching it bulge around my man meat was really empowering. Kinda "I am virgin, hear me roar," you know? That aside, the entire hole reflected what I felt upon initial insertion: not much. The ring right before the womb was nice, but the ones at the entrance are hard to use because it feels like you're going to pop out. I found that the womb, as with other womb toys, doesn't feel like anything unless you seat it on your head and spin it, but at least entering it was noticeable. The Tsun Ero also deserve credit for suction: there's not much texture to it, but what was t here stuck to my cock like it was glued on. Sadly I didn't get to see myself burst inside of it because Minyan caught me off guard, but it was still an okay toy for the cost, even though I fully expect to break the thing within five uses.

Oh, I should also add that I'm about 6.5" and cut. YMMV.

>>12848918
>I am virgin, hear me roar
Heh.

>>12848855
>>12848860
Different anon, I bought the CQ roll last week and really enjoyed it. It felt softer than the mouth of truth to me, except for the "cervix"

Didn't gulp down lube either, the kunoichi does that for me.

how's the Lust Gimmick?

>>12848918
Kunoichi Normal: The little hole I couldn't. I ended up playing with this one a little before I even tried to fuck it. First things first it smells like hell coming out of the box. After two washes that's fading, but I really wish something could've been done about that to start. The thing flips if you sneeze at it which is nice, I tested it a little to see what would happen and it was halfway turned before I realized it, a real plus for cleaning. The material is a little floppy but otherwise feels great in the hand. The texture is remarkably mild, but what I did feel I wanted more of. This hole's sensation is definitely way far down on the gentle side of the scale, even eclipsing my Venus Clone soft in that regard which is an accomplishment. I feel like if I'd gone for soft I wouldn't feel anything at all so I'm glad I got normal, but again, I'm cut.

Sadly I didn't get much out of this one on my first experience since I only messed with it a few ways before things went horribly wrong. See, I'd just discovered that if you hold only the very top then push down you can pull up at a speed that lets the hole stretch out and slide back up to meet your hand, kind of like a slinky or a dick yo-yo. That was nice, letting the little bumps and grooves caress me at the hole's own pace, but then something snapped and I felt this powerful need to impregnate my Kunoichi. I went at it HARD. This is not how the Kunoichi should be used and I know that, but even though I'd already cum once that teasing sensation got to me. I'll need to try again when I'm not even thinking of cumming and just ride the waves, but what I did feel here I liked.

And that's about it for the reviews. I can't comment on how I liked the Golden Lotion as of yet, but I found out after using it that the Kunoichi came with a sample of Pepe Jasmine which sounds nice.

Just took a shower after my first use, and all i can say is holy shit have people been missing out. I dont remember the last time i was able to go so hard. I ended up using a whole bag of honey drops, and i lost track how many times i blew my load. Fucking hell this was worth every penny, and i regret having to wait for almost a week for more lube to arrive.

On another hand, how can i make sure the inside of my TOMAX hole is dry? I'd rather not flip it inside out, and i dont want to take any chances.

are loli holes for really small dicks or am i missing something here

>>12849035
1. roll up paper towel
2. insert paper towel into hole
3. pat hole
4. remove paper towel
5. store hole in breathable container

That simple. Which hole did you get, anyway?

>>12849042
Well it wouldn't be much of a loli vagina if there was plenty of room now would it!

>>12848878
Yeah man. Can't go wrong with mi-nyan, it's exceptional. A fantastic hole.

BTW I wouldn't worry about it breaking anytime soon (unless you forget and leave the heater in it or something), mine is nearly three years old now and still in fine condition (and I use it at least 2 times a month. I used to use it more often but I've been trying out other holes recently)

>>12849035
Get a microfiber towel, those things are perfect for drying inside without risk of anything staying behind like paper towels.

>>12849049
I got a Venus real soft, after a while im probably going to get a lilith spiral wave, or lilith uterus. I'm just paranoid that maybe the towel didn't get all the way to the end.

Also should i really get baby powder to keep it dry? That what the box says, but i feel like thats overkill.

>>12849059
You know I had another like it (Home of the Soft Tickler, as Jew Demon has it) that's almost the same as the entrance but I managed to break in no time so I'm wondering. Still, if it does like I said I'm definitely getting another.

>>12849090
Don't worry about it too terribly much, just get the bulk of it and store in a container where it can finish drying. Baby powder is for the outside only. Don't put it inside the hole, it'll make any problems worse.

Now that I've had time to use both in a number of different holes, I'm ready to give my thoughts on pic related.

In short, these are excellent lubes that are good for either daily use or as a variety purchase. Both formulas (Sarara / Smooth and Nururu / Slimy) are characterized by their extreme lubricity and elasticity. This is relatively dense and slimy stuff.

Nururu is thicker and very "stringy". It is about as thick as Pepe orange cap, but more elastic and less "gloppy". It is hard to dispense only a small droplet of this lube because it doesn't cut off easily. I end up using my finger to grab the right amount of lube for application to a hole in most cases. Sarara is lighter, about the weight of ID Glide or Astroglide, but also exhibits stringiness to some degree. This stringiness in both lubes is a good thing, because it keeps the lube from becoming aerated during quick stroking, which is what makes glycerine based lubes sticky.

I've now tested both varieties with the following: Venus Clone very soft, Venus Real soft, Kunoichi normal, Lilith Uterus soft, Lilith Spiral Wave very soft, and Meiki Maria Ozawa. Sarara is my preferred lube in almost every application, but Nururu still offers better performance and longevity than standard Peace's or Pepee in most applications, particularly for medium to high speed play with very soft holes. I don't wanna overhype these as game changers or anything, but especially for hands-free use I feel like I can thrust more freely and deeply with these lubes.

If you are placing a less-urgent order and can wait an extra 3 business days for the backorder, I don't think you'll be disappointed in the quality of the product. You also get moé bottles.

>>12849112
I was waiting for this! Good information, thanks for providing it. Is there any application you can think of in which Nururu might be better?

>>12849099
I'll just leave it outside for couple hours then put it in the box i got it in. I feel like I entered a world where money is going to burn fast.

>>12849135
The boxes aren't that great of a place to store your holes. The holes will start to stick to the insides. Just get a bag or a microfiber towel with your next purchase, they´re like $2.

>>12849135
>I'll just leave it outside for couple hours then put it in the box i got it in.
Good enough. That box will still let it breathe a little so long as the toy isn't inside a plastic bag anyway

>I feel like I entered a world where money is going to burn fast.
Yes and no. You made a sound and sturdy first purchase so you shouldn't need to go running out for more holes any time soon, it's just a matter of how many you'll WANT, and that varies quite a bit by individual. Of course, there's also lube...

Has any consensus been reached on the best type of lube for anal stuff?

>>12849130
If you like slow play I think Nururu is gonna be your thing. A very light coating of Nururu spread inside a hole is great for slowly exploring all the bumps and ridges of the interior without things becoming too slippery or numb.

what lube should i get from queencat to use with a venus real?

>>12848380
Sorta this yeah

>>12849156
Yeah i already ordered a pack of 3 on amazon for like $6,
>>12849164
I only ordered one pepee's and 2 honey packs, and I already feel the immense regret. If I knew it would feel this good, i would gotten at least 2. And there's really only two other onaholes I'm interested in so I wont be killing my wallet anytime soon. Though i am interested in the meiki plush.

Gonna get some golden lotion and a nekokko mi-nyan. Not sure which Kunoichi I want to go for. I've only used a wet meiki wakefulness so it's hard to tell if I want normal or soft. I do definitely want the hole to feel deliciously soft though.

Anything else I should get while I'm at it?

is the seventeen series any good?

>>12849225
Try some Honey Drops. At least one (well, three) packets. It's light and cheap, no reason not to.

>>12849180
Try the Lube Company lube and report back to us.

>>12849180
do
>>12849231
if you want to be helpful, or just get ID glide/Wet if you don't.

>>12849228
The bordeaux is my guilty pleasure. I think its acceptable, although it can be devastated easily

>>12849228
Seventeen may have been good at one point, but most anons who try any model now come away unimpressed. I personally bought an Evo a few years back and besides suction it really doesn't have anything going for it. The Evo at least is a real penis bully of a hole.

>>12849244
and which models are new?

>>12849231
I've tried there Masturbator variety. It was okay, got the job done and all but I really didn't prefer it much over the ID Glide I'd been using before since it was so thin. I did need to reapply less often though.

>>12849230
Will do.

Will it be worth getting a meiki chimera?

>>12848980
Your reviews were added to the paste.

http://onahodouga.com/archives/54195249.html

So is the Cyclone50 compatible with A10 attachments?

I'm trying to decide what I want in a hotpowers set order...

Do any of you have any stories of having your stuff discovered?

Did it lead to anything, lewd or not?

Just pulled the trigger on these. I'm really looking forward to trying something better than astroglide in my lilith uterus. Still looking at different anal toys though, and I'll probably visit a few local sex shops before I buy something from LoveHoney as >>12848327 suggested.

>>12849315
http://amzn.com/B00BKMOY2W
be sure to get something to douche with for cleanliness' sake

>>12849112
Did you like the lilith uterus or lilith spiral wave better, i'm considering getting one, but i'm stuck is there a difference between the two?

>>12849275
is cyclone any good or just a gimmick?

>>12849338
That's the plan. Last thing I want is a shit covered toy.

>>12849344
The textures are very different. Look at the pictures and get what is most appealing to you/

>>12849344
Only you know what you're after, so I'll just describe the two that I have.

Uterus features the 'womb' at the end but the rest is only mildly textured. It does offer a good vacuum effect because of the pocket at the end, which you don't get from the Spiral Wave. I enjoy it in a doll or handheld.

Spiral Wave very soft has a velvety feeling inside, and I don't feel any vibration from the ridges at all. In a doll it's very nice, but when using it as a stroker I almost have to deathgrip through the hole when I want to finally come. I kind of wish I had gotten the spiral wave in soft or even normal. I think that'd be the best compromise between material and texture. Don't get the Spiral Wave in hard.

>>12849385

The issue is probably the very soft. I have my venus real in very soft and as i've said before its like trying to strangling a cloud while I fuck the shit out of it.

Nice for long sessions and for simulating pounding soft healthy bitches, but honestly I'll probably never get a tomax in very soft again, its just too non-existent.

Holy cow, I got a text telling me that my package through DHL will be here tomorrow. That's extremely fast since it just shipped last night from Japan. Last night my time I mean.
I hope they deliver it directly, I've been burned too many times with packages looking like they'll come early, but then getting dropped off at my local post office that doesn't ship anything in the morning that wasn't there the night before.

>>12849405
>simulating pounding soft healthy bitches
That's what I'm into so, its the best hole in the world.
Maybe its not your thing, but its like calling loli holes "bad", when its just you that's not into pounding lolis.

I might have to buy another one, since my hole has been stretched and pounded non stop these past few months, and It has a slight tear at the top of the entrance already, along with some visible wear on the first inch of the canal.

Casual, yet sexy.

>>12849244
but have you tried the non-evo seventeen?

>>12849438
Very nice, its good to see my recommendations come to life! weird being able to influence someone halfway across the world.
You should get one of those jew necklaces as well, so you can roleplay interfaith taboo sex.

Did anyone package get in trouble at the custom because of the art box? Im shipping GiTB to Australia and don't know how the custom going to respond.

>>12849482
>Australia
Wasn't someone just arrested there for a sex doll?

>>12849490
Please don't scare me, I forgot to remove the art box.

Final thoughts as first order?

>>12849531
Buy warmer version 2
The one you have has a much shorter cord and is poorly sealed at the base.

>>12849500
I think you'll be fine since there isn't any nudity on the box and i'm pretty sure sex toys are legal to import there.

Worst they'll do is confiscate it, if by some snowball's chance in hell they open it.

>>12849385

Yeah i'll probably get the Uterus then, the spiral wave doesn't seem to give much in terms of "feeling" (horrible word but i can't think of anything else) Thanks for the info.

>>12849540
Ok then.

How long 360ml bottle of lube should last?
And why doing order in yen instead of usd/eur (looking in paypal exchange) is 15% cheaper for me?

>>12849591
My 360ml peaces has lasted the better part of a year

because paypal sucks.

>>12849558
Spiral wave is more textured than the uterus, it's probably more an issue of the Very Soft material he bought

>>12849612
i assume you are the author of that pillow tutorial
how's 17 bordeux?

>>12849677
I love it, A lot of people dont. Its got so much suction its like a vacuum. However if your dick is large it might not be for you.

>>12849685
do you happen to have the EVO ones?
for some reason it has better ratings than bordeaux/first seventeen

How much lube do you guys use? I waiting on my first bottle of pepees and i'm wondering how much water I'm going to need to add.

>>12849784
I dont add any water, that's for poorfags.

>>12849776
No i dont. If the bordeaux was a bit cheaper it would be a great buy for the price.

Do you have any other holes?

Alright /jp/. I have a $25 gift card to Amazon US from Christmas.

I'm a first time user. It seems my options are

Rina,
Roa,
The Girl,
Virgin Age: Admission, and
Mouth Figure: La Bocca Della Verita

I've tried to do as much research by myself and the Rina,Roa manufacturers are trusted I see. The dual-layers have durability problems?

I have a fairly skinny and short cock.

Which should I pick up?

>>12849824
>ave a fairly skinny and short cock.
Hmm, whatever it is you pick, could you make a video of you using your onahole with lots of foreplay? like rubbing yourself all over the hole and stuff.

>>12849823
i have yet to buy one
after consulting the pastebin and that japanese db, seventeen evo/bordeaux or kupaa lore/rina seems like the best choice

>>12849824
Rina or Blowjob, Roa is a worse Rina and VA:A is shit.

What's "The Girl"?

>>12849784
>>12849799
Seconding, you don't need that much Peace's to begin with. Diluting the stuff is silly.

>>12849848

http://www.amazon.com/Magic-Eyes-Girl-Onahole-JAPAN/dp/B00KE9AAMA/ref=sr_1_6?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1419921102&sr=1-6&keywords=onahole

the girl.

>>12849855
>>12849799
I can't feel the texture of some soft holes unless I use thin lube.

>>12849860
Don't see any reviews of that one from /jp/sies

If you want to be adventurous you could pick it up and review it

>>12849842
Those are all good choices for the first hole. Its really up to you man. Magic eyes is a great introduction company.

>>12849860
That one is meant to be used with a particular inflatable body. Not necessarily gonna be a good hand toy.

just read the new pastebin

thanks to the anon who updated it, looks much better

>>12849883
can the difference between single- and multi-layer onaholes be felt?

>>12849848
how is roa worse?

>>12849928
yes, your hand will feel something your dick will not.

>>12847757
I think both are good

>>12849940
Shitty explanation. The two layers feel different. The outside is a softer TPE material while the inside is a more firm material.

>>12848403
Great picks, dude.

>>12848971
Not really that good, kinda "meh". Too shirt, too firm, add those gimmicky rings and it's not worth getting at all.

>>12849960
sounds kinda like a gimmick
does it really make that much of a difference?

blech, just spent like 2 hours figuring out what i want to order, only to find out nls isn't shipping anything until next monday anyway

ah well. Those of you familiar with Golden Lotion: How long does a bottle last? This is a pretty big order (for me at least) so I probably won't be buying lube for like 3 months.

>>12849591
Don't use paypal exchange, let your bank/card handle it if possible (there's an option for that before checking out in paypal). Can make a BIG difference.

Gonna go with the Rina, even reviews on other sites say its better than the Roa objectively.

I may pick up the blowjob one with my own money if I want something different later down the road, but I'm not really an enthusiast and probably wont branch out from the two.

Thanks guys.

>>12850015
>I'm not really an enthusiast and probably wont branch out from the two.
I don't think he knows how this works yet, guys.

The pastebin needs Tomax reviews, lilith, succubus, venus. Hell, even the tubo if anyone got one of those.

YEAH my gitb came opening it now, mail courier woke me way too early but too exited to get back to sleep.

>>12850030
Let us know how you like it !!

>>12849625
You cant do this to me man, I just want to make my penis feel good, i'll just decide in a month or so when i do buy it.

>>12848436
Look at Mr. Moneybags here with 500 ounces of lube to waste!

>>12850046
J-lube is a thing, you know. He could do that on a lubed Slip 'n Slide and still be frugal. Not that he likely IS, but he could be.

Would water-based ANAL lube work?

>>12850028
I'd write one for my venus real but I'd fanboy too hard. Not so much with the spiral dots. Tomorrow is another day. We'll see.

>>12850079
Isn't that the point? You could not give a good review if you didn't believe they were good.

One can be critical even if you see it on a positive light.

>>12849992
Its not really about making a difference, its just how the hole is. Most if not all of magic eye's products are dual layer. The only good single layers are tomax which are about 50% more expensive, or the civillian budget fappers like boku ona which are 10 bucks or so.

Im out for now. I'll see you guys in 6 hrs.

>>12850068
Wow thank you, apparently you can make up to 6 gallons of lube with that stuff. Probably no good but whatever.

>>12850102
J-lube is actually okay. It lacks a certain tackiness at the concentrations I've used it in, but it's more than sufficient for the job.

>>12850095
Speaking of which, whats the difference between dual and single layer? I get the obvious part, but do they feel that different or is it just a naming thing.

>>12850032
What can i say, i thought it would have been little bit bigger, and i was constantly careful with it as it seemed to poke certain spot of the hole, they do that for some reason, i have had problems with magic eyes holes that they create small bubble and then break from too much air pressure and creates hole, so i am trying to prevent that from happening with this. Hole itself was pretty nice, it was straight tunnel and you could feel the texture even tough in preview pics it does seem like it wouldnt be interesting, i have a afeeling Hot Gimmick was somewhat like gitb but cant remember its been so long, maybe its just magic eyes thing with theyre holes, i will enjoy this one as long it wont break, thats why i have been wanting to buy big holes that arent double structure so they wont break that easily.

Any opinions on the objectively best Tomax hole and firmness? I currently have a Lolinco and Puni DX, which I love, but looking for something that's better for edging and the softer Tomax holes sound like they fit the bill, but I'd be open to other suggestions as well.

>>12850183
>objectively
No such thing. Subjectively, anything Lillith or the Spiral * in soft or v. soft should fit the bill nicely.

ordered Rina, hope it's better than tenga airsomething
would've also ordered mouth of truth but it is currently out of stock, a real shame

>>12850194
I think the real shame is the air bubble defect. I hope they fix that soon somehow or another.

>>12850194
hold on, what defect
please elaborate

PAYDAY should i get some new holes even tough i just got gitb and got 2 others incoming in the mail.

>>12850211
also i acciedentally quoted myself, shoulda been >>12850204

Someone recommend any good lube on US Amazon that isn't super expensive Onatsuyu?

>>12850218
The hole in the back everyone's been talking about. It happens with a saddening frequency.

>>12850238
so the mouth of truth is not as good as pastebin says?

Reposting this here from the previous thread because no one will probably read it there:

Mediafire and mega both offer large space which is nice and they have proper control panels for files.
Inactive (not accessed for a long time) files are deleted automatically, not sure about mega.co.
On both you can share folders/collections so you don't have to link individual files to share your lewd onahole video archive.

>>12850250
If it neglected to mention that then no. Most people seem to have little problem dealing with it though.

>>12850255
Mediafire has been garbage for a while now, and the latest changes have killed it. The download speeds are horrid.

So something kind of troubling happened to me earlier. I finally decided to retire my old Roa and break out the new one, and even though they are the exact same product (as far as I am aware, anyway), they couldn't feel more different. The issue here is that I am the guy who did that review and I was comparing a 2-year old Roa to a <1-year old Rina, and there was definitely a noticable difference then, but the new Roa is nearly as soft as Rina, just a bit shorter and a bit looser. Which makes me wonder what Rina felt like when new that I've long since forgotten about.

I wonder if I should care this much about a wanking device but if people are making choices based on my words then I feel it's imperative that I get the facts right.

Guess I'm gonna add a new Rina to my stash just to make sure I'm giving you spergs good advice. Not to brag, but the cost is a non-issue, and I'd rather help you guys out.

But oh man do these closeup photos show how trashed the old one is. I did some math, the thing has had something like 10-11 miles of cock in its life, and this is what a rubber representation of a prepubescent girls vagina looks like after 10 miles of cock. Not sure how well it shows up on a camera but there's a noticeable difference in colour, too.

>>12850230
Onatsuyu is also on nls, just buy a couple when you get a onahole from there and it will be worth the money. Most lubes are from that site anyway.

>>12850275
thats so fucking hot. I want a trashed up secondhand creamed onahole now.

>>12850273
Really? Maybe so, I haven't used it that much and thought it was a random occurrence last time. Mega it worth checking out at least, they're big and should have no qualms about lewd content.

>>12850297
What is it about that lube that makes it so good? I'm going to make my next purchase soon and all these posts make me consider adding some of this.

how does standard tenga lotion compare to others?

>>12850323

I could mail it to you if you're really that interested in someone's sloppy three-hundred-and-somethings.

>6" pen0r
>each stroke = 6" in and 6" out
>150 strokes per session
>150x12" = 1800in or 150ft
>use every 2nd day on average
>~182 times a year
>182x150'=27,300ft or 5.1 miles
>hole is ~2 years old = 10.2 miles of cock

Literally 10 miles of cock. I'm glad I suck at math or I'd just do shit like this all day.

Does anyone know if the DHL guys deliver straight to your door, or do they drop it off for the USPS to deliver it?

>>12850488

This is what a rubber vagina looks like after the odometer has rolled over 10 times.

>>12850488
>>12850492
You should wipe more carefully and wash your hands.

>>12850514

Haha, fuck you. I work in the automotive industry so that is about as nice as my hands ever get.

>>12850531
Eat shit. I also work in the automotive industry, and bubble gum soap solves all your greasy problems.

Only thing it don't take off is bondo, and that shit on your fingers ain't bondo.

>>12850537
it's not that it's dirt, its basically engrained into the skin

>>12850542
Jesus, man. I can only imagine how fucked some of your doors and light switches are then.

>>12850543
it's not dirt, it doesn't come off

>>12850537

If your hands don't look like mine you obviously don't work hard enough. I've never in my life seen a mechanic with nice hands. Shit half the guys I work with are missing some part of them. Lost my thumb nail a few weeks back.

>>12850570
My hands are scarred to shit, but outside of that are pretty clean.

Granted, I have to wash them every half hour to prevent paint contamination.

>>12850580
>paint
>bondo

Panel beater?

I'm a dismantler.

>>12850592
Yep. It fucks your lungs more than your hands.

I'm pretty confident I'm going to go through hell in the next few days because of this towns recent blizzard

>>12850600

Dismantling cars is fun and entertaining but like any mechanical work it fucks your hands and your back. My dead thumb nail did force me to adapt some hands-free methods of fapping which turned out to be a positive.

Still prefer it over being a trailer mechanic. Fuck that sucked balls.

>>12849438
Should have gotten a size or two smaller.

>>12850629
>trailer mechanic
I've heard stories of that shit from friends. It's sound horrific. Makes me feel like I got the easy job of things in autobody, where the health effects don't hit till you're 40.

>>12850654

Anything related to working on trucks sucks. I used to fit truck tyres, that sucked. Did truck wheel aligning, that sucked. Did trailer mechanics (which sucked) for ~6 months before I was like nah fuck this I'm done, rode autism bux for a few months and washed up in a wrecking yard. I get paid the same wage as in all the other places but do 1/10th the work and unlike the other places it's actually fun. I get paid money to destroy things. I'm on death row, where the cars go to die, so I don't need to care about salvaging good parts or anything, I just rip and tear. Also, onaholes.

>>12850489
I got my Mouth Of Truth delivered straight to my door from them

Just ordered a Mouth of Truth, how do i know if I have the air bubble defect? Where is it located?

>>12850686
on the back there could be a small hole, it leaks out lube/cum
sucks but hey, what are you gonna do

>>12850668
With the shit that comes into the shop I'm surprised this isn't a wrecking yard. I wish I switched out into a welding job early on. Far more enjoyable than dealing with garbage all day.

It's pleasant yet disgusting knowing there are others in the auto industry who use onaholes

>>12850686
I'm not sure myself.
Mine didnt have any holes, thank god, but I feel like there is a sort of weak spot near the back of the throat, right side. Dont know if its intentional, but if feels like there's no texture there, as if its just the outer layer.

>>12850689
I'll see, maybe tape might fix it.

it has been done

I've probably done something incredibly stupid but,
I've sent 5 different e-packets so i can avoid tax/vat on my shit.
let's hope this works

also i was late on the shipping now i have to wait till 5th+ 10 to 14 days, let's just say its a late Christmas present for my future self

>>12850768
You could've also ordered them in yen, NLS has really inflated euro prices. It would've made it easier for you to fit the orders go below the VAT line, so you probably would've needed to make one shipment less. See >>12845772.

I usually don't even try to do multiple packets, the shipping costs are usually high enough to not make it all that worthwhile, although I guess e-packets are surprisingly cheap. Of course, this depends on how huge your taxes are.

>>12850255
I suppose I should unhost my video there and throw it onto deephentai.

>>12850709
>>12850689
I used model glue to seal the hole. It worked until I fucked it hard and reopened the hole somehow. Its gotta be something about the way the vacuum works with it.

>>12850816
Be careful with model glue. That stuff will melt a lot of plastics, and is not something you want on your cock.

>>12850822
Ah, it was actually automotive silicon glue, or something. it wasnt near my cock, the hole is commonly found all the way on the back

>>12850829
Did you seriously calk your cock toy?

>>12850833
I did. The suction is important to me. but it wasnt calk. it was clear glue with a spray activator.

>>12850840
A strong enough vacuum would fuck up any seal. If you could, I'd say just use a plastic repair tool and seal it up.

>>12850637
The funny thing is that the top is a small, i was scared it wouldnt fit over her massive tits. Extra small probably wont fit her. The shorts are medium and also have trouble getting around her. Not sure if jewdemon expected people to dress her or not (seeing how her measurements are not on the site)

>>12850814
i make exclusive use of paypal so the conversion would probably be around the same price

>>12849784
Usually about this much golden lotion for a regular two hour session. I also ejaculate the first time somewhere around the 45 minute mark, which could reactivate it or just plain act as extra lube, but it's nowhere near dried up even if I don't by 1:30.

>>12850912
Oh, I didn't think their rates were THAT bad.

Anyway, another reason why I usually order using as few packages as possible is that one package is a lot less conspicuous than several, and if you have to fetch them from somewhere it's a lot less bothersome too.

Got my Love Body Risa today. Just tried her out with a 17 Bordeaux and holy shit this is amazing. Being able to grip those hips really adds to the experience.

I would suggest getting a pump with it though, it took me 2-3 minutes to fill it up. Getting the hole in was very easy, lube it up and insert it when the doll is 70-80% full. It slid right in and stayed there during the entire thing.

>>12850881
Women's shirts generally stretch very well around the bust, actually. They're sort of designed to. Extra small is good.

>>12850946
Well okay, I'll have to go looking for extra small shirts then. The small jeans short shorts I bought her dont fit so they have to get returned anyways.

PSA: NLS will be closed until next Monday. (until January 5th.)

Today is their final day before vacation, they are taking orders, and only shipping EMS/e-packet. Not DHL. If you didn't order yesterday its not going out until the 5th. Sorry.

Their back-order services are also suspended during this time, so anything "within 48 hours" will start that countdown January 5th. You can read more at the site.

>>12850946
Well okay, I'll have to go looking for extra small shirts then. The small jeans short shorts I bought her dont fit so they have to get returned anyways.

PSA: NLS will be closed until next Monday. (until January 5th.)

Today is their final day before vacation, they are taking orders, and only shipping EMS/e-packet. Not DHL. If you didn't order yesterday its not going out until the 5th. Sorry.

Their back-order services are also suspended during this time, so anything "within 48 hours" will start that countdown January 5th. You can read more at the site.

Forgot to namefag

>>12850931
hang on a minute, i think you got it all wrong

1. nls price conversion is an exact ratio, there are no extra costs
2. paypal conversion is therefore absent and no extra costs are added
3. according to a site i read any goods under 22 euros (excluding shipping) thats imported from outside of the eu has no vat nor extra costs added (excluding handling).

so all in all, if i had payed all this in a single package, it would be well over 150 euros and i would have payed vat (including shipping fees) and extra costs (which would add another 70-90 euro total).

atleast thats my educated guess anyway,
i would have to report back in 3 weeks to see if this was is a legit way to dodge vat for eu

fingers crossed

>>12847435
I recorded a contribution to the demo section last night with my Girl in the Box.I hope it is sufficient for research purposes. I was very nervous while recording this, I was shaking during and after. I thought recording would take away from the session, but it really didn't. It was just a bit different using the hole while watching myself use the hole through the camera. Looking at the clips while putting the video together was also sort of strange. Please, refrain from bullying.

https://mega.co.nz/#!w1BH3DjR!OaFjpNee9_DB4eb3s0QKUtQZyrmySw6ZvSexWE6DcuM

>>12851029
Well thank you for your contribution. I will quality check and add it ASAP.

Tech II Meta Fap

>>12850987
Their exact ratio being what? 1 euro = 120 yen? That's not very good. I don't think there are any extra costs in paypal's conversion either, their rates are just a little bit worse than what my bank offers, so it still comes to who you want to let to make the conversion for you, and in at least in my case it seems like the order goes something like this: my bank > paypal > NLS.

Also, at least in Finland they tell you to include shipping fees when you fill the customs form, although I'm not really sure if they count it in the 20 something euro minimum thing. Even if they don't, I think I would've still had to split my 9800 yen shipment in three packages, which would've probably added some 2000-4000 yen as shipping costs, which isn't much different to the customs fees I will most likely have to pay.

>>12851029
You passed with flying colors. Adding it to the paste. Shit looks tight as fuck.

Good thing its slow at work today

>>12850213
Wait until the others arrive, then see if your dick craves more.

>>12851078
1. they have to exclude the shipping, shits atleast 13 euros as a base.
2. conversion is about 2% less/extra
3. no vat + vat over shipping fee sounds like worth the 2k-4k yen to me
4. multiple packages means they probably wont check them all

these are all speculations and therefore are null and void unless someone EU can confirm or i report 3 weeks later

>>12850492
Is that the unavoidable fate of my holes?...

>>12851114
>do my holes eventually deteriorate
yes

>>12851114
Images like this are the reason you buy multiple holes, so your dick road trips are spread out evenly among them all.

Update: I re-reviewed the AKD400 and edited the paste.

>>12851110
Multiple packages means more packages to check. More chances.

>>12851029
I'm kinda jealous at how much cum you produce.

>>12851142
yes but because of the low price-tag i think its less tempting for them to check

Came in sync with Otomodori, I am now one with the NTR.

>>12851199
The DHL driver has to drive 100 miles to deliver my package. How exactly does this work? Does he just bumrush directly to my house and deliver just this package or does he have a fuckton of stops on the way?
He just left the station. 100 miles away.

>>12851177
Well, I hadn't cum in four days, so I had alot built up. Its also looks like more because the chamber of Girl in the Box is so small, it has nowhere to go but out.

>>12851199
>>12851231
Didnt mean to link to any posts, soz

>>12851110
I probably should've made a bigger order so it would've actually made sense to split it, and even if I split my order in half I don't think I would escape the customs yet. Even if I did, I would only save four euros. Shipping is quite expensive.

Of course, it does make sense to split your order if you would have to use DHL and EMS instead of e-packet (and you can fit your order in two e-packets) since they're really expensive, but I guess my point was supposed to be that you shouldn't buy in euros from NLS. Your customs probably aren't the same as mine anyway.

>>12851231
Yea... since the station is far from my house, I usually don't receive DHL packages until after dinner.

>>12851244
holy shit why isnt this mentioned in the pastebin?
no wonder eurofags get screwed over, for every 70 euros you pay 10 euro extra and then you pay VAT over that price aswell

i thought maybe i didnt want to deal with paypal conversion rates, but now it doesnt even seem half bad. think i've lost 25 euros to thin air because of my 190 euro total purchase

>>12851294
Damn, I have to reorganize my entire masturbation day then.
At least that will give me time to recharge. I'm a dumb fucking animal and I wasnt able to hold it in for even one day, so I just fucked my onahole for two hours last night, knowing the package would come today anyways.

I'm gonna have to wait for a time I'll be home alone, and with new year's coming up it shouldnt be hard. My dream of having precure mom and precure daughter fucking will soon be closer to being a reality.

>>12851318
>25 euros
Thats only like a little bit over an hour of work, I'd rather deal with that than using paypal and converting my real money into paypal funny money.

>>12851325
>I have to reorganize my entire masturbation day then

Ah, the problems of an onahole hobbyist.

>>12851318
>holy shit why isnt this mentioned in the pastebin?
Because I'm not european. However I'm here to learn and will add it.

>>12851343
i guess not many europoors dwell this place
oh well, thanks anyway. ill report back in 3 weeks to see if my 5 packages successfully avoided vat and customs and whatnot

>>12851325
but, that shits instant and the conversion cost is like 0.3% according to their website

>>12851318
Sorry, I thought something about it was already added the last time, and I wasn't really sure how good/bad Paypal's rates were before checking them just now. Someone said they were terrible, but they really don't seem to be that bad.

>>12851325
>funny money
I'm not sure what you mean by this, they just charge you the price in euros, you don't need to manually add anything to your paypal account. The only difference is where you convert the money.

>>12851343
Oh, and this whole thing started from someone saying that you should pay in yen instead of Kangaroo money so if you should probably add the same warning for Australians too.

>>12851364
There may not be many, but they are still part of the community. If it can help even one person I'll put it in the paste.

>>12851395
Noted

>>12851405
Actually, the US dollar exchange rate on NLS seems to be 1 USD = 100 JPY, which doesn't seem all that good either when Paypal has it as 1 USD = 114.653 JPY, so it's probably sensible to buy in yen no matter where you're from. Of course, exchange rates are bound to change but that's how it is at least now.

Honestly, I've always found banks to have better conversion rates than paypal. Whenever I buy anything from Japan, I either use my credit card or if I have to use paypal I charge my paypal account in yen. I was really glad I checked NLS on this order >>12849315, because unless my eyes were deceiving me NLS prices were using a 1 cent = 1 yen conversion rate.

>>12851448
True, but if you can't/don't want to use your bank to convert I think it's still better to use Paypal to do it.

Am I right in saying the Virgin Love is just a shitty version of the Wet Meiki Kiwami by magic eyes?

http://en-nls.com/pict1-41505?c2=12001014
http://en-nls.com/pict1-38908?c2=12001014

Holy shit, Amazon Prime/Queen Cat is fast as fuck. Ordered a Lilith Uterus from them last night and got it just now. Excited to test it out, probably tonight if I'm not roped into anything.

I feel disappointed at myself, I could not finish Gu's' Faphero(1st), while using my puni, however the worst part is that I was close, I managed 29 minutes, and I am way to exhausted to try it again, it's bad enough that it is rather a challenging one to begin with, the 2,3kg extra weight makes some parts really tiring, and while some parts went well, there were some that it just felt like it lost control and it smashed the table, I wonder if my neighbours noticed, the slapping noises were rather loud after all.

are there any cases/plastic holders for masturbators that help not make it flop around

>>12851579
Is that during use or to store it?

>>12851543
Dude faphero is hard. It is good training though. You can do it

it felt goofy opening the box and seeing this

>>12851604
during use, something like a fleshlight case
not a cushion/air doll

>>12851610
None that I know of officially. However you could improvise. A medium/large soda cup from any fast food place should be able to hold any onahole. You'd have to use your better judgment too. I suppose a glass/plastic cup from the kitchen would work too.

>>12851609
Can't wait to hear how it is!

What other toys do you have?

>>12851622
Just to let you know, the A Clean you link to in the pastebin doc is now discontinued on NLS

>>12851610
wrap it in a small towel
or use the pillow technique

>>12851660
>tfw you dont even recommend your own method to someone

>>12851637
Thank you. I'll go fix that. I stole that link from the 2014 one

>>12851631
Just a Venus clone soft that I was disappointed in because it was too small for me. I might write a review for the kiwami but I don't have much to compare it with. So far I can say its a little dirty and a little smelly.

>>12851673
i got you homie

>>12851609
>censored pussy

>>12850987
as far as I know there's something in the pastebin about dodging tax for eu. not through nls, though, they put accurate values on the box. you'll need a proxy.

>>12850914
A syringe? Why didn't I think of that? It'd be even better for honey drops!

>>12851541
You're surprised Amazon is fast? But yes, Queen Cat uses Usps priority shipping which is also pretty darn fast so long as they don't fuck up.

>>12851757
It's empty, just there for size comparison.
Though I do use it for my ass, I like Sliquid H20 better for that.

Got a pair of this stuff in and tried it out. Dont have much to compare it to other than Lovely Girl's Drool is Sweet and Astroglide. It's thicker than those, going off photos I'd say its kinda like Peace's, cant say for sure.
Super nice stuff though, its got a nice concealable built in dispenser so I just squeezed it twice and had enough to last me around an hour in Mouth of Truth. I'd bet I dont need that much either.
Wonder if I'll see the added benefits of the aloe and vitamin E soon, I dont really have problems with sensitivity or dryness but its nice to keep my best friend moisturized and looking healthy while I pound away.
>>12851741
its that damn realistic

How can i use a onahole and still have 2 hands for my nipples?

>>12851793
You buy a doll or mount it on a pillow using my method

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Strawpoll time:
http://strawpoll.me/3297599

>>12851803
Does it count as 1+ year even if I don't visit these threads more than twice a month?

Right, so my Magic Eyes Maiden came in today.
Some molding lines on the neck and a mark on the left side of the belly, but that doesn't matter.
Don't know how difficult it will be to break through the hymen since this is my first Magic Eyes onahole.

>>12851812
I leave that interpretation to you. Personally I wouldnt count it, but i cant stop you from choosing one year if thats what you want to do.

>>12851673
>>12851816
Ah nice, also the gokujo links to the dreamy as mentioned here:
>>12848301

You da real MVP Rjob.

>>12851816
I'll just refrain from answering instead.

>>12851764
Well it's a good idea anyway. The HD packets didn't bother me terribly, but that is an elegant solution. I can also meter out my lube for more consistent results.

>>12851862
Whoops. Yeah I'll go old flag that now. The link will be fixed within 4 hrs. Still at work and shit. Sorry for the confusion.

And thank you.

>>12851815
When mine gets here it better not have that scar.. But she looks fucking magnificent. Can you give more pics?

>>12851866
o-okay

>>12851609
do an unboxing man, shit'll be so cash

>>12851803
how's the supplement portion of the guide progressing?

>>12851887
It spurted out lube when I went through the hymen.

>>12851887

>>12851923
I started rewriting my contributions. I'll finish in maybe a week.

>>12851923
Soon™

>>12851927
>>12851930
Wow. This looks like a must own. It might not feel like one. But just look at that pear shape <3

>>12851927
As expected, this thing hugged my dick and felt good when it was hugging it too.
Little afraid of going too rough with it since the end of the hole leads near the neck.

Fuck. I checked when I placed my lube order at NLS and it was 19 minutes past the guaranteed to ship point yesterday. Now it won't be here until Jan. 11. Meanwhile, the onaholes from queencat will be here by the end of the week.

>>12852337
Looks like u gotta wait now for dat real pussy feel. Its worth it. Trust me.

>>12849425

I enjoy my soft bitches occasionaly too which I why I got it, but its just so soft I find it uncomfortable to hold. You can loosely grip it fine, but it feels wrong so you have to grip harder and its just annoying.

On another note, I feel like fapping to some soft bitches and a new rocket monkey doujin is out.

>>12850981
Oh shit really? Bummer, looks like I'm going to have to wait. Helps me think over my order though.

Put in a final order, wanted to fit in a bottle of ona tsuyu but that would've put it over the 2kg limit.

>>12852367
Onahole ordering is more about
I NEED TO FUCK THIS BOX ART RIGHT NOW
Its good you want to think about it though.

>>12852378
Slut announcer is apparently super good. Also good to see my lube recommendation is at least having an effect here.

>>12852397
Yeah I'm really looking forward to trying the announcer. It'll be a while before this gets here because both that and mi-nyan are in backorder but I can wait.

>>12852378
oh wow, I put in that exact same order last night actually lol. Just got a Bangee Shake Glanz instead of the kunoichi (already have it) and a different lube.

Guess we'll be waiting for our naughty announcers to get restocked together.

>>12852378
>>12852427
be sure to tell us how the announcer is, it's relatively old but it used to get good reviews afaik

>>12852397
It is a feeling of "I NEED TO FUCK THIS RIGHT NOW" but I'm inevitably going to have to wait as they wont be shipping till next week.

I've been meaning to order for the past 5 days but I've been constantly stuck on my decision.

>>12852427
United through dick.

>>12852559
>>>12852397
>It is a feeling of "I NEED TO FUCK THIS RIGHT NOW"
A feeling made more closely possible by the wizards at DHL. Thank you, based magic.

>>12852592
My order was actually filled and shipped today. I guess they gave ol Rjob the last slut announcer

>>12852609
for the right price ofcourse

>>12852619
Dang, lucky. My nekokko got shipped so maybe I ended up getting the last of those...? kinda funny how we all ended up ordering the announcer anyway.

>>12852592
4ever

>>12852619
Fuck, you just made me realise I forgot to order bags with my order.

>>12852646
bags everytime man..

>>12852699
Have a recommended bag for hip toys?

my order came in! but I cant open the box, my brother is in the room watching Netflix. I know he wont snitch on me since he knows I have something there and that its porn or something like it, but it would be too awkward.

I need to pop that lolinco cherry!

>>12852745
Double team!

And why should I get hole bags? I keep them in their respective boxes.

>>12852749
Bags take up way less space and the holes don't stick to the inside like they do with boxes.

>>12852749
>keep them in their boxes

Sounds dumb, the boxes wear out. Someone linked a thread to another really small weeb chan, and some guy said that some bugs got into his little sister onahole. An earwig I think he called it? I don't know, but I just got bags myself, before I just kept it wrapped in microfiber cloth and it was a pain to wrap it up in a way that it wont unravel easily.

How easy is it to hide the inflatable bodies?
I got my Puni DX a while back and now it's starting to show some wear so I'm looking to get something else and was thinking of picking up something smaller with the addition of a airdoll/love pillow.

I don't suppose it would be easy to inflate it when I need it and then deflate it to fold it back up?

My mouth of truth arrived today. I already skipped fapping one night and wanted to hold off a second night and use it tomorrow, but the excitement's hard to bear. Tomorrow will be a long day, too.

>>12852769
For now I'm keeping mine in it's original box. It takes up quite a bit of space but it still fits into my case together with my holes. It's about the size of two deflated beach balls pressed together.

>I don't suppose it would be easy to inflate it when I need it and then deflate it to fold it back up?
If you don't have a pump it takes about 2-3 minutes to inflate. Deflating takes about the same amount of time.

>>12852755
I keep it in a case.
Although, I do live alone, I'm just scared of bugs.
Should have gotten a bigger one since all that can fit here is my Puni and Maiden.
Gonna be playing Onahole Tetris if I don't buy a big one.

I hide my holes in the empty space in my mattress, so bags are a must.

>>12852887
I had one of those holes but my mom sowed it up.

>>12852881
I'm scared of ants, when it rains they get in through my windowsill. I've poured a bunch of boric acid in there though, fuck ants.

Hi all, I'm new to the whole onahole scene and just ordered a tenga 3d pile, anyone have or use one of the 3ds and know how to make them last longer than the "50 uses" they say it can take? Seen some people say they don't last long while others say they've had Theirs for a year.

>>12852926
If you have time to cancel your order, do so.
Tengas are the McDonald's of onaholes.

>>12852949
the Beats by Dre of onaholes

>>12852755

>>12852977
>>12852949
Where would fleshlights be in all of this?

>>12852906
I live with my brother so its not such a big deal plus this particular bed seems like it was made to hide things in. Its like a secret shelf.

>>12852984
Starbucks. Literally any other hole is better but they're on every block.

>>12852983
brb burning all my holes.

>>12852994
I was thinking more Apple. Popular choice for faggots who don't want to bother spending time learning about the product while at the same time being complete garbage compared to everything else.

>>12851244
A few days ago I was fiddling with NLS cart (never bought there yet) and the Kunoichi. It was 2786 yen, or around 19 euro when changing currency on NLS, which gives around €1 = 146 yen which was similar to online rates I usually check. I thought that was great, when I charge my CC in yen I usually get a 3% worse than official exchange rate, and when I let Paypal do it it's about 5-6%. So having the store charge me in euro at the official rate was wonderful.

But now the same item is still 2786 yen but in € it's 23, €1 = 121 yen, whereas the official rate is nowhere near that bad. Did anything happen to NLS?

>>12853002
Apple makes good laptops, other than that I can agree with you.

>>12853009
Correction. Apple makes nice looking and decent feeling laptops. The actual computer itself is horrible. Laptops are already all rancid garbage. Apple just found a way to make that rancid garbage not melt your balls and cramp your hands.

>>12852949
>>12852977
Well I was going to try and get a Sujiman Kupa Rinka from magic eyes for less than 30 bucks but then they sold out so I figured I'd get this for now, honestly almost 10 years of nothing but my hand, anythings got to be better lol

When I get my Rina tomorrow, who wants to see my 4 and a half inch (size of a quarter girth) little cock fuck her? I'm not fat :3

>>12853027
I came here for advice on lube only to find shit like this.

where do I get one of those neat dildo cameras to film the inside of holes/vaginas/butts?

>>12853027
I will watch. I would watch even if you were fat.

>>12853004
No idea. But that would explain why no one else had supposedly noticed it before. Maybe they'll change their rates back to normal sooner or later, or maybe someone figured out that it would be easy to charge a little bit extra that way.

I really don't have much experience with this so I can't really say.

>>12853041
Most cameras for things like that are expensive, and mostly reserved for medical facilities. You could try getting a small waterproof camera, but the cost is still going to be extreme.

>>12853051
I've seen them used in porn, which is why I figured its something thats sorta available.
Guess I gotta get creative.

>>12851364
Many EU countries (including mine) as you said have a €22 threshold, below which packages aren't taxed. If total value (items + shipping) is over that threshold, customs will always (in theory - sometimes they slip past anyway) charge you for VAT based on such value. Shipping cost should be counted in (according to regulations), but in practice I've only once paid VAT on total value, and it was on a SAL Parcel (not Small Packet) where the shipping cost was easily recognizable on the form. In all other cases (Small Packets) the customs slip included by the store didn't state the shipping cost, and customs ignored that and only took into account item value. I don't know how NLS e-packet forms state shipping cost, but are those 5 ~40 euro orders including shipping or not?

On top of that, there's usually some handling fee charged per parcel (€5.50 in my country, but I've read some countries charge more than €15 per package!). I hope yours will be able to avoid customs, otherwise such fees may easily add up.

>>12853019
I disagree, but let's not start a fanboy war here.

>>12853062
They get them from medical supply companies. I doubt you could order one online in a fashion like a package on Amazon, but you should be able to find a few company names and with a few calls lands yourself one.

I've had to do this with shit like labcoats, and it's fairly easy. You're main issue is cost.

>>12851405

>>12847523
I love you pasteanon. No homo

>>12853076
It's not like I'm trying to shit all over Apple. It's just that laptops are always terrible. I don't disagree that macbooks are great as far as laptops go. I'm saying that no matter how great they are, they are still laptops which make them shitty.

Tablets with roll up keyboards are far better.