/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Adding Touhou to anything turns it into top-notch humor, right?

But will it blend?

>>1285162
Oh, hey anon. I really liked the OC you made last ti- oh wait, none of you fuckers ever contribute anything new. So enjoy the fact that I waste my time for this shit for you faggots. Bitch all you want, but at least i DO something other than posting the same fucking image dumps and talking about the same shitty games in every thread.

>>1285157

DON'T MARKET IT, IT WILL MAKE THE GAME TOO HARD

Needs more blingee

>>1285162

You just don't get it.

>>1285162

Actually

Yes

>>1285174
I'd rather have some more image dumps and shitty games.

>>1285174

I refute your statement.

>>1285182
You're just bitter because you have to keep flipping burgers for a living. ಠ3ಠ

DANWOW, YOU'LL BE SAYIN WOW EVERYTIME

>>1285174
>>1285182
>>1285188
sage for currybutt, cieldude and tatari|faggot

>>1285157
please stop posting

DANKIM, YOU'LL BE SAYING KIM EVERYTIME

I can replace words too.

In April 1988, the youngest, Adolf Hitler, was assaulted by friends of Joseph Stalin (known only as Roosevelt and Chamberlain), and died as a result. On July 17 of the same year, acting on a tip from the landlord, Sugamo officials entered the apartment and discovered the severely malnourished Hitler (then 14), Hirohito (seven), and Mussolini (three). They also found the body of Stalin.

The information given by the children was vague. It was determined that the malnourishment was caused in part by the children's diet, which consisted largely of food bought at convenience stores.

As a result of news coverage of the incident, the mother turned herself in on July 23. Her testimony revealed that the children had been alone for about nine months, and also that the whereabouts of Hitler were unknown. On July 25, Stalin's testimony revealed that Hitler had been killed by a friend of Stalin, and that her body was buried in a woods in Chichibu.

In August 1988, the mother was indicted for child abandonment. She received a three-year sentence, suspended for four years. Although Stalin was probably not present at the time of his sister's death, he did assist Chamberlain in burying the body; he was indicted for abandoning a body, but in consideration of the circumstances was remanded to a care facility.

Am I funny now?

>>1285198
No thanks.

>>1285206

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA OH WOW

>>1285206

No, you're boring.

Also, half the shit I post is completely 100% fresh and made by me, the other half is 'changing words'.

So until you can make something like Currypasta.txt, don't bother saying all I do is replace words all the time.

>the shit I post is completely 100% fresh and made by me
We all can see that.
Now stop.

>>1285224
No.

LMAO SO RANDUM!!!!!!!!! XFD

ITS LIEK IM ON POOSHMER!!

MORE LIKE CURRYBUTTHURT

I am a valued member of /jp/ lalalalallalalalalala

I am one of the best posters on /jp/ lalalalalalala

Only person who can grazy DanWow powered spell cards?

Guess.
Just guess.


That's right.

Scout. BONK!

>>1285240

>valued member
>best posters

I don't think anyone on 4chan can claim to be either of those things, let alone myself. ಠ_ಠ Though it seems to me like /jp/ is starting to think this is some kind of LOL FORUM EVERY1 WAT GAM U LYK LOL THAT VN IS SO SUGOI ^______^ lately.

It's not butthurt because of you guys acting the same way with me as always, it's butthurt that there hasn't been a single worthwhile thread on /jp/ for weeks.

sure is /b/ around here

im currybutt!
*posts a ton of shit* IM ORIOGINAL ಠ3ಠಠ0ಠಠ_ಠಠ3ಠಠvಠ
*sucks a million dicks*

10/10 Excellent work

>it's butthurt that there hasn't been a single worthwhile thread on /jp/ for weeks.
You don't help

>>1285257
>It's not butthurt because of you guys acting the same way with me as always, it's butthurt that there hasn't been a single worthwhile thread on /jp/ for weeks.
And you certainly are helping.

>>1285241

ಠ3ಠ

Hi it's Reisen with Danmaku You'll be sayin Touhou every time you use these bullets It's like a missile it's like a rocket it's like a torpedo A regular bullet doesn't work in the air - this works in the air or on the ground This is for the forest, the ocean, the moon Danmaku multiplies twenty times after you shoot it Look at this It just does the work Why do you want to work twice as hard? Doesn't miss doesn't make a mess you shoot it out at your enemy Made in Gensokyo - you know the Youkai always make good stuff You can split it in half use one as a rainbow , burn ya friends with the other one use one as a shield Cirno she uses it like an ice cube Look at that Completely frozen. Put a yukkuri shoot it up it dies Here's some Flandre... Patchouli.. Meiling...Not only is the damage gonna hurt - there's their blood That is gonna smell. See that The most damage. We're gonna do this in real time Look at this Shoot it at your foe twirl it around without even putting any pressure fifty percent of their health is gone. You follow me camera guy? The other fifty percent they start to slow down No other danmaku's gonna do that It acts like a nuke And look at this - virtually gone on the bottom of the screen See what I'm tellin' ya? Danmaku You'll be sayin' Touhou every time!

That guy's accent bothers me.

>>1285279
Trolling by posting shit and knowing everyone will rage and sage over it =/= making shit threads that I actually think are any good, which is what most of you fags have been doing for weeks.

I'd rather shitty trolling than people honestly posting shit.

>>1285307
Your posting isn't good enough go to pooshlmer and they might like it.

>>1285323
Stop stirring up board wars.

>>1285307
>I'd rather shitty trolling than people honestly posting shit.
Go to hell. On this side of the computer, all bad posts are bad posts, whether or not they're "serious" about it. What a stupid idea.

"lol, i'm just trolling instead of being serious, it's not that bad"

>>1285323
I think you missed my point.

>>1285337
I'm not stirring up board wars?
I'm just telling him this kind of thread would have been more successful in pooshlmer.

This thread

if you disgraced a touhou other than Ran I wouldn't be upset, but you disgraced the best touhou WHILE being a tripfag so fuck you