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>>12850421
I prefer Chihaya the murder idol.

>>12850487
This.

>>12850503
I don't have enough images of Chihaya looking murderous.

>>12850513
I have one pic of Chihaya getting 25 to life.

>>12850516
This will do, this will do.

Chihaya the cow killer idol.

>>12850556
An acceptable compromise. Ai too like ハーンバーガー.

>>12850487
Chihaya isn't the murder idol. She is the impotent rage idol who only daydreams about her murder fantasies but never acts on them. Usually she just cries herself to sleep or stares blankly when somebody offends her, sometimes both. You can tell chihaya is angry if she stops smiling, and you can tell chihaya is REALLY angry if she gives you a dirty look, but you can tell chihaya is about to lose her mind if she makes a flat out angry face at you.

But it's okay, Chihaya won't do anything.

>>12850513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiiHpnCLlqU

>>12853941
Wow she's got a butt

>>12854011
excuse me chihaya's face is up here please don't let your eyes wander to chihaya's voluptuous butt

>>12854050
I'll look at whatever butts I want to look at.

>>12853941
YKUZAM@STER is one of my favorites.

>>12854090
Chihaya doesn't like it when people look at her body in a lascivious way. She's a singer and you should pay attention to her singing only.

>>12854103
Chihaya's greatest inspiration as a singer is Akiyama Mio!

>>12854169
Are you referring to that one doujin where she becomes a worthless fatass net idol?

>>12850421
What does Chihaya's milk taste like?

I wish Chihaya was the anal idol.

>>12854350
Like powdered milk.

>>12854375
I prefer Hibiki, Miki, and Iori as anal idols. Chihaya is more of a mouth and pussy idol.

>>12854421
Chihaya is the extremely frustrated and willfully ignorant paizuri idol.

>>12854926
>Chihaya
>paizuri idol.

>>12854946
That was the joke.

>>12854946
The abarazuri idol

>>12854950
Chihaya is a joke.

>>12856072
Her chest is a joke. And her voice. And her face. And everything about her.

>>12856138
Those abs are no joke

>>12854951
It's naizuri
>>12850503
What's with the Iron Cross?

>>12857585
Chihaya is the final solution idol!

>>12857585
Chihaya adores teutonic engineering.

>>12857946

she's not that thin!

>>12857980
No, Anon, she's the one doing the final solution, not having it done to her

>>12856072
>>12856138
Good lord I want to coat that flat chest in a thick layer of my spunk.

>>12850421
What would her milk taste like?

>>12859040
A mixture of tragedy and /fit/. I think that's what almond milk tastes like?

>>12858549
Does she have jogger's nipple?

>>12859131
Chihaya is very active so that's possible.

>>12850421
This is no longer bullying, this is Super Bullying!

>>12858549
You have a dangerously close chance of being me.

>>12859610
can we ever truly be sure that, in fact, the two of you aren't me?

>>12859630
No, actually. The only option is to assume the benefit-of-the-doubt and believe you are not me or him.

>>12854926
>paizuri idol
Chihaya can't do anything right!

Naizuri is superior.

I fucking love flat chest. It's the best thing in the world.

I want to protect this smile

>>12863984
I want to protect this drool

>>12869342
Chihaya is the overdosing on heroin idol!

>>12870091
Chihaya develops a strong addiction to that sweet mexican brown sugar from SleazyP and asks you to help her steal other idol's jewelery during performances so she can afford her habit.

Do you help her?

>>12870243
I abduct her for her own protection. Then we can sleep together every night!

>>12870274
Chihaya comes home after being out for 3 days straight, high on heroin, and passes out immediately. Her clothes are soaked. What do you do?

>>12870353
BURN THE WITCH

BURN THE WITCH

>>12870353
>Get her up and carry her unconscious body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch.
>Deal with her freak out as she wakes up.
>Ask her if she's ok.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.

>>12870353
Suck on her nips until blood comes out or she wakes up.

>>12858549
Her chest looks like a face

>>12870466
I didn't realize that until now.

>>12870353
Stick her face in the toilet, since whatever's on the inside is definitely going to be on the outside come morning. Maybe give her a sweet ass pair of heroin/hangover sunglasses.

I wonder what it's like to be domestic with Chihaya. I wish I knew.

I want to do heroin with Chihaya and sit inside with the lights off and listen to music

>>12870091
Explains why she's always so thin and depressed. Chihaya is the heroin idol

>>12870923
She's not depressed, she's just upset that she can't take a real shit once she's on the nod.

>>12850421
Isn't she the sad idol?

>>12871021
Nah, she's the malaise/angst idol, although not totally without merit.

>>12871079
I can't blame her.
I'd be like that too if Haruka was my "friend".

>>12871100
It ain't e-z bein' blu( or green). If there wasn't any manufactured/out of place drama Chihaya would just be too strong. GamiP had to throw down a limiter somewhere.

I wonder what chihaya is like without her daily coke snorting and gum rubbing.

>>12874774
like a fallen angel

>>12874774
Non-functional, sort of like a Star Wars droid with a restraining bolt attached.

Once she gets that first bump, though, then we're ready to get some work done.

>>12871100
There is literally nothing wrong with Haruka.

>>12874876
Thanks, Haruka Internet Defense Force. You can go back to daycare now.

>>12874774
>coked up Chihaya riding a dick after snorting lines off Producers cock

This is what I want to see

>>12874960
Hope Producer don't get any of that whiskey dick though, or else he's just going to be pushing rope

>>12875004
Chihaya's mouth will make him come around if so

>>12875010
I wonder what the bioavailablity of the dick is anyways.

It's probably not an issue as long as Chihaya isn't sounding P's P with rocks of cocaine.

>>12875022
>bioavailablity

Thats a good question. Probably not much since the penis is mostly cartilage

>>12875055
Lots of skin, lots of pores, lots of capillary action, though.

I think as long as it didn't get in the soft tissue (urethra, mostly) or on the head I think you'd be fine. If it did get in the urethra, or the head, I think you've just accidentally a science experiment and should report back to /jp/ as soon as possible.

>>12875437
Where's the bindle of coke or her small leather booklet with her needle, spoon, butane lighter, and balloon of heroin?

>>12875457
Hidden in a cylindrical container inserted into her anus

Is it true Chihaya was made for seducing, then hard unprotected fucking, and then not calling her in the days afterwards?

>>12875587
I swear all of these fan artists must be on sony's payroll.

It'd be better if you called, but she is an independent young woman so without context it's hard to say.

>>12875490
Oh, she just got back into Japan from Thailand and she's still muling. Gotcha.

I bet Chihaya has a really hairy muff

>>12875664
No time to shave when you're doped on drugs or in crippling withdrawal all the time.

>>12875664
I imagine it more like a submarine. Shaved and smooth as silk.

Although II wouldn't mind going down on a big blueberry bush.

I hope she shaves her armpits, though. That'd be a deal breaker for me.

>>12875720

>>12875730
This kills the boner. Really kills it.

>>12875740
Pretend its shittyku

>>12875740
We must revive it.

Perhaps some cocaine to amp you up?

Is Chihaya a boy?

>>12875758
Assuming the idol position

>>12875759
Boys don't have lips like these >>12875753 >>12875758 , Anon.

Boner's back, baby. I'm ready for 6 hours of fucking powered by some white lightning and a few handles of bourbon

Is this a breakthrough in onahole tech?

The REAL milk idol coming through.

>>12875771
I think that's a breakthrough in anus bleaching. Where the hell did it wander off to?

2015, man.

>>12875772
http://exhentai.org/g/513616/e16fbe805d/

HAAA?!?
*cracks knuckles*

>>12882810
Chihaya about to cause some real nipponese damage

>>12882934
Not as much as, say, Takane or Azusa would just by turning their chest.

>>12883083
It's the difference between Rampage characters. Chihaya is like the dinosaur and Azusa is like the tittymonster King Kong.

>>12875772
Also the factual best idol!

>>12883366
Shoo, locust

Chihaya is the FLAT idol!

>>12883525

It fell!

>>12889484
Muh cutlets!

>>12889697
Those are actually heroin cakes

>>12889715
Why do heroin cakes have hibachi grill lines?

They use some weird packaging techniques over there in the golden triangle. I prefer my Mexican brown sugar in balloons.

using idols to mule heroin into Japan is pretty clever though.

>>12874786
>Non-functional, sort of like a Star Wars droid with a restraining bolt attached.

...

>>12889754
You're so close. Tell me how you really feel.

>>12882810
Takanney moon-goddess vs Chihaya flat-goddess who will win

>162cm
>41kg
>BMI:15.6

Cessation of menstruation and loss of fertility is fairly common in BMI:<16
No milk.

>>12895356
Well, if she wanted to lactate and/or get pregnant she could just start eating a higher calorie diet. Also keep in mind that she's 15 to 16 (in the game canon, anyways, what goes on in your head is your own)

I'MMA GONNA MILK CHIHAYA DRY.

DRY.

>>12897505
But she already is.

>>12898219
Sweating from the withdrawals. Chihaya needs her fix!

>>12856138
Did you know that everytime you insult her she kills another person?
Do you want blood on your hands anon?

>>12898241
But that's not sweat, those are tears.

>>12898273
Bitches be withholding her fix man.
Of course she'd be crying and aiming a gun right at you.
Or that little whore Haruka

>>12898281
Haruka stole Chihaya's heroin cakes and sold them to Miki

Now Chihaya is crying because she has to kill her favorite slut?

>>12898292
Heroine is a hell of a drug man.

>>12896311
Being dangerously underweight for long duration can cause irreparable damage. Fertility in females is especially vulnerable.

>>12898299
If that's a pun, I thought it's funny, otherwise heroin is spelled "heroin," and not "heroine," which is "female hero."

But I agree. Heroin's one hell of a drug.

>>12898300
She hasn't exited puberty yet, though, and at that size and weight it's possible she hasn't even started menstruating(?). I haven't had any sex ed in a while, so I forget most of the technical aspects of the vagina.

>>12899793
Chihaya hasnt. She still checks every day before during and after rehearsals and performances for her first period.

>>12899838
That's so sad. She needs to go see a GP or OBGYN and get her vagina fixed before it's too late.

Too bad her mother is of negative help and value.

I wonder how big chihaya could get after she hits puberty

>>12900618
Not with her current diet of "nothing." If P started jamming and slamming and got some food in her, maybe

I want Chihaya to milk me dry with her hands and a strap on

>>12850421
Spent 4840￥on a claw game for chihya plushie and got fucking nothing.
Fuck Chihya.
Fuck the milk.

>>12901228
Bro. C'mon. Claw games are like textbooks are like pharmaceuticals are like heroin. It's a fucking racket.

Don't pay into the racket.

Chihaya looks pretty badass!

>>12906196
It looks like she's about to deliver a colonoscopy.

>>12907974
On herself to retrieve her stashed heroin cakes when the bra thing didnt work out

>>12907983
Hope she doubled bagged those. A condom of cocaine rupturing 8 inches in your asshole is one thing, a baggie of heroin bursting is something else entirely

I wish her well on her coming adventure.

>>12908086
I wonder if she gets uncomfortable dancing and jumping around on stage with 5-6 condoms stuffed full with coke and heroin sliding up and down in her colon.

>>12913548
So what your saying is the Chihaya has anal beads that contain every narcotic known mankind?
Jesus she is out of control.

>>12875638
>I swear all of these fan artists must be on sony's payroll.
To be fair, you really don't need to advertise Sony's MDR-V6's. They're probably the best price-performance headphones out there in their price range.

>>12913661
Except that Chihaya (and the girl in your picture) are using MDR-CD900ST's. Note the metal band on the back of the earpieces.

>>12913548
I like chichan's thick muscular thighs and relatively flat but muscular and strong glutes. That's the kind of ass+legs I really like. Am I gay?

>>12913740
I could take a photo of my V6s, and they're exactly those.

>>12913815
Nah brah, that means you're into chicks with sick thighs and nice asses.

>>12913815
Chihayasexual. It's perfectly normal.

>>12914808
Sure, actually. Just to be clear, I'm talking about this metal ring, which I've never seen on a V6.

>>12915893
Ah, yeah, that's something on the new models.

This is my pair of V6s. Distinct lack of metal trim on the outsides.

>>12916055
>new models

No you don't get it, it's a completely different model.

>>12922031
They're (almost) literally identical in every regard, including magnets and drivers

>>12900618
If her mother has anything to say, she'll age beautifully.

>>12923510
I bet dad has a chest size in the negatives. Those genes though.

or maybe if she starts eating better and enters puberty she'll grow in all dimensions.

>>12923510
Chihaya is a boy

>>12929822
Boys can't be this cute.

>>12929822
Too bad, I wanted a girl idol for boys. Which idol should I go to?

>>12931778
Please redirect your attention to Amami "the cute idol" Haruka-san. She is "100% cute" and 100% girl!

>>12931799
And 100% bland.

>>12931911
Please give Haruka-san a chance!

>>12931943
A chance to devour me and everything I own? nothx.

>>12931799
>>12931943
Get out of my Chihaya thread, you whore

What the fug happened in this Chihaya thread?

>>12939174
Brain problems happened. You know what they say about mixing reds and blues together.