/jp/ - Otaku Culture

1) immortality
2) beauty
3) a free pass to Gensokyo

ass twice

>>12842584
1. To be god
2. Ass
3. A 2 liter of Mountain Dew

>>12842592
You listed ass twice.

>>12842592
>immortality
How is that concept even possible? Think about it, what if the universe just ceases to exist at some point?

>>12842584
I wish to choose wisely

>>12842698
I don't give a heck.

>>12842584
1. Ability to magically create anything
2. Ability to shapeshift/change bodies(younger body=extended lifespan)
3. Ability to teleport anywhere I want
I don't want it to be too easy and I want to die eventually, but I sure as hell want to have some fun in here.

*falls asleep*

>>12842698
How can something cease to exist?

1.Kill Janny
I don't need anything else.

I just want to cum inside Remilia every day.

1. I wish janny was dead
2. I wish moot was too
3. I wish for more wishes LOL

>>12843030
>>12843035
At least be nice and set the genie free if you don't need more wishes.

>>12842584
1. To be a cute little girl forever with danmaku powers
2. The ability to switch back and forth between Gensokyo and this world
3. I wish the genie was free and became my traveling buddy

Then all I have to do is find a fashionable and cute hat and walk around Gensokyo with my Genie companion and watch as events write themselves.

After I become a character in an upcoming Touhou game, I jump back to this world and schlick to the mountain of perverted doujins Japan makes of me while trolling /jp/

1. Transform into a cute youkai girl
2. Establishment of a permanent source of faith and superstition I can feed off of
3. Removal of my ovaries

I can finally live out my fantasies~

>>12842584
1. big dick
2. internet becomes again a wild unconquered place
3. rewind my life back when I was 6 without cancelling my memory, so I can avoid stupid stuff I did

>>12843187
But how are cute futa youkai girls supposed to hold you down and fuck you with their big dicks until you can't live without them anymore and make you pregnant if you remove your ovaries?

1. Time travel
2. Immortality
3. Fly

I wish you won't grant my wishes

Kappa

>>12843194
I'm more of an S, not an M, sorry

>>12843286
Oh. Well then you can just rape them and force them to become fathers against their will, holding it over them so they must do your bidding forever.

1- Powers like (most powerful fanon)Yukari

I don't need the others

>>12843187
>Removal of my ovaries
but why. as a youkai you have the power to not get impregnated if you don't want. or some shit like that.

>>12843386
Yeah, something like that.

>>12843386
Perhaps, but I don't wanna take any chances!

What kind of yokai powers would go good with a sociopathic demonic slut girl?

>>12843386
Do you think youkai get periods? I would think so if their reproductive system is similar to a human woman's. The possibility of not having any sanitary items to keep yourself clean or pain killers for the pains it brings wouldn't be all that great. Dealing with periods seems like a huge pain in the ass, I don't get how ladies can deal with it for so long.

>>12843417
Prostitution Sign 「Truckers Delight」
Prostitution Sign 「Unpaid Sex Debts」
Lewd Sign 「Eirin's Penis Inspection Assistant」

>>12843386
Do you think Sanae can get pregnant, or have her ovaries been crushed to dust by long thick megacocks already?

>>12843375
word up

1) A free pass to Gensokyo.
2) The ability to easily fit into Gensokyo.
3) Enough magical knowledge to hold my own in danmaku.
Do you think Marisa will like me?

1.I wish all anon's waifus became my whores

2. I wish all anon's have to watch me plow their waifus and they are powerless to stop me

3.I wish all anon's are forced to serve me as they watch me raise a family with their waifus

>>12843619
I don't have a waifu, jokes on you NERD

1. I wish to be the most powerful magic user in the galaxy, unbound by rules
2.
3. The genie to serve as my lamp-freed slave indefinitely

1. Free pass to Gensokyo.

2. Tons of power that I can easily control, probably in the form of lightning.

3. Make my semen addictive to the point where taking a drop into one's body will make them lifetime addicts.

Beat up cute youkais, get them addicted to my semen, create harem. Perfect plan.

>>12843486
This image really makes me want to smell Marisa's butt.

Genie, I wish janitor purge this shit thread.

>>12843486
No, u seem plain and naive.

1. Super computer I can't lose that fully optimizes anything ran on it and can be made transportable with ease
2. Ability to master any skill I choose and unmaster on will.
3. I dunno.

>>12842715
>heck

Hell, fixed it for you buddy

>>12842584
1) Every religious people die.
2) An inexhaustible army of sexy, never aging loli game developers at my command.
3) Transform my stack of 1000 brass rings into 1000 rings of djinni summoning.

>>12842584

1. unlimited wishes
2. i'll handle the rest...

>>12842584

1 ; be God
2 ; a harem on a tropical island filled with every type of woman i like
3 ; being able to time travel

What does this have to do with otaku culture?

>>12843922
>Every religious people die

goodbye over-population! goodbye and good riddance!

>>12843922
Pol pot/Stalin/Mao pls

>>12843951
China is state atheist

>>12844007
It's ok anon. It will just be a reprisal of what happened to poor Marquis d'Sade. Then they will wish us back.

>>12844014
China (Han, to be precise) is 99.9999999% buddhists.

>>12844052
I'm gonna need a source anon

>>12844061
Figure out a way to grant my wish and you should be able to count the rest (easily, I assure) and make up the statistic your self.

>>12844052
Didn't the state punish those who dared have a religion?

>>12844074
So you admit to lying? That's truly unfortunate anon. Lying on the internet, for shame

Lies are morally wrong, then, for two reasons. First, lying corrupts the most important quality of being human: the ability to make free, rational choices. Each lie you tell contradicts the part of you that gives you moral worth. Second, your lies rob others of their freedom to choose rationally. When your lie leads people to decide other than they would had they known the truth, you have harmed their human dignity and autonomy. I believed that to value ourselves and others as ends instead of means, we have perfect duties (i.e., no exceptions) to avoid damaging, interfering with, or misusing the ability to make free decisions; in other words - no lying.

A second perspective, virtue ethics, also maintains that lying is morally wrong. Rather than judge right or wrong behavior on the basis of reason and what people should or should not do, virtue ethicists focus on the development of character or what people should be. Virtues are desirable qualities of persons that predispose them to act in a certain manner. Fairness, for example, is a virtue we may choose to strive toward in pursuit of fulfilling our human potential. In virtue ethics, to be virtuous is to be ethical.

Though the nature of virtue ethics makes it difficult to assess the morality of individual acts, those who advocate this theory generally consider lying wrong because it opposes the virtue of honesty

Anon its time to stop lying

>>12844089
> China's five officially sanctioned religious organizations are the Buddhist Association of China, Chinese Taoist Association, Islamic Association of China, Three-Self Patriotic Movement and Chinese Patriotic Catholic Association. These groups are afforded a degree protection, but are subject to restrictions and controls under the State Administration for Religious Affairs. Unregistered religious groups—including house churches, Falun Gong, Tibetan Buddhists, underground Catholics, and Uyghur Muslims—face varying degrees of harassment, including imprisonment, torture, and forced religious conversion.[2]

>>12844097
Your wall of text has changed my view!

>>12842584
Well since I know genies are usually jerks and were imprisoned for a reason

Wish 1: Place genie in eternal torment
Wish 2: Remove all the genie's powers forever, such that nothing can ever return them.
Wish 3: Some obviously-impossible, sisyphean task like licking the asshole of every man (other than me) who lives or will ever live.

He still has to complete wish #3, despite being stripped of his powers and existing in eternal torment.

>>12844116
But anon, being a (butt) genie is already an eternal torment.

>>12844109
Don't you mean you have no conceivable way to properly respond so you use inference objection to respond?

>>12844140
Perhaps I do, but why should I bother?

>>12844159
Why indeed

My ultimate first desire is to go to Gensokyo. My first wish would be that. After that, I'd love to fit in. Becoming a youkai or a magician with magical powers would be wonderful. After that, I'd be content.

My next desire would to be important to Gensokyo and an it's inhabitants. But that's something I can do by myself.

1. To live in Gensokyo.
2. To become a youkai.
3. To give me the power to protect Gensokyo, when need be.