/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Old pasta is old.

>>12842957
そーなのかー

>>12842939
>mfw

;_;

>>12842939
Good luck on your quest, fellow otaku!

>>12844211
>>12844259
People reacting to copy-pasta. Priceless.

>>12842939
Wow man, you inspire me to be the very best otaku that I can be. See you in Japan someday man!

>>12844227
I want to blow into Ken-Sama's ghost tail and inflate him like a balloon until he explodes.

You're a great example of western otakus, post your story everywhere, let the world know!

>>12842939
You. I like you.

>>12842939
Hello, my name is Mr. Kenji.

I’m a 27 year old Westaboo (Western fan for you foreigners). I herd cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (NBA 2K, Call of Duty, Grand Theft Auto series)

I train with my shotgun every day, this superior weapon can blast clean through steel because it is manufactured with the finest Pennsylvania steel, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my conceal carry two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both Texan and the American Chicago Standard dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work a prestigious ranch to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Pixar or a freedom fighter!

I own several ten gallon hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to American, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

Anyways, >>12842957, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>12842957, should just stick with today's special.

>>12844369
150 Yen off is a great bargain.