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you're a youkai Anonymous Sat Dec 27 17:09:24 2014 No.12838933 [Reply] [Original]

You meet eyes with her. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 17:12:23 2014 No.12838941 I unzip my pants and let her do the thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 17:33:17 2014 No.12838984 Genuflect

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 17:36:58 2014 No.12838997 File: 542 KB, 893x1052, 1296054981155.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12838933 kill the green

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 19:31:07 2014 No.12839314 >>12838984

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 19:33:53 2014 No.12839321 Talk my way out of it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 19:35:35 2014 No.12839328 whip out dick

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 19:37:32 2014 No.12839331 >>12838933 I avert my eyes and genuflect Hopefully she will see my submission as an invitation to mating

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 19:42:35 2014 No.12839339 >>12838941 >>12838984 >>12839328 All of these things.

Anonymous Sat Dec 27 19:45:59 2014 No.12839343

>>12838933
Say the following lines:

A youkai you say?
Fuck! How did that happen? Well, ain't gonna live like this, i might be a asshole and everything but I'm still a HUMAN asshole! So make it quick and do me the favor of finding whoever decided that it would be fun to strip away my humanity and kick it's ass.

The world was sucking pretty bad anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 19:59:44 2014 No.12839368 Ask about her 10 desires.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 20:11:32 2014 No.12839393 File: 663 KB, 2480x3507, 39c367a9d787c11f2ea41859de735824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Proceed to kiss her feet and pledge loyalty to her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 20:14:03 2014 No.12839399 File: 269 KB, 900x1200, bd3437a5d11d6ba8b1001aebad925b1b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12839393

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 20:39:46 2014 No.12839454 >>12838933 Challenge her to sex.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 20:51:15 2014 No.12839479 >>12838933 I keep making eye contact. I already started so it's too late to stop. Hopefully she stops first so I don't have to look awkward by suddenly looking away.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 20:56:01 2014 No.12839486 [x] marry

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 21:06:45 2014 No.12839507 Having jewish babies with sanae!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 21:18:52 2014 No.12839544 File: 151 KB, 850x680, 1398941401870.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12839507 Continuing the sacred bloodline with Sanny!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 21:42:26 2014 No.12839601 >become a youkai >first encounter is with Sanae the slut Worst day indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 23:47:59 2014 No.12840033 What kind of youkai am I?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 23:51:15 2014 No.12840043 >>12840033 You're a heterochromatic tsukumogami.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 23:57:43 2014 No.12840079 >>12840033 Cis scum white male.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 00:23:36 2014 No.12840200 File: 986 KB, 1048x831, smirking flower genocidal flowrist flowers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12838933 how about i exterminate your virginity kid grabs dick

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 00:32:20 2014 No.12840242 >>12840200 Oh yeah? Grab this unzips dick

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 00:48:52 2014 No.12840311 File: 42 KB, 360x360, 1358108955648.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12840043 male? >>12840079 don't bully

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 01:00:02 2014 No.12840351 What make you think that I was a weak one, slut?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 01:03:21 2014 No.12840371 File: 17 KB, 260x260, 1304464610637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12840351 because you was a weak human, nerd

Anonymous Sun Dec 28 01:15:20 2014 No.12840431

Haha, hey guys. Always fun to see a thread like this.
So, who else got really drunk last night and at about 4AM got really horny and decided to try out do-it-yourself chastity? Starting with the idea of tucking your balls and pulling back + taping your penis, and failing because your god damn testicles refuse to go back to their original home in the inguinal canal. Then moving on to replicating an idea you had last year where you get a small piece of cardboard (not too big, because you're only about 12cm long), stick a shitload of thumbtacks into it, roll it around your penis so that it becomes a cylinder with tacks facing inward, and finally tape it so that it stays that way. Then just watch lesbian porn with the idea of "training" your brain not to respond to the female sex with a boner so that if you are ever actually able to have sex with a female you will be left impotent and she will leave you. Then after that doesn't work and you basically just get a bunch of tack marks on your dick, you get in bed with a few "limp" warpmymind hypnosis files (thanks MsJ and GoddessGracie), listen to the first one for about ten minutes before you fall asleep only to wake up like three hours later with the damn tack-chastity thing still on your semi-erect cock, then groggily try to take it off as quickly as possible, giving yourself a cut on the head of your dick in the process, promptly falling back to sleep, and finally cumming like 8 hours later to a small-penis-humiliation thread on /d/ after you wake up.

Just wondering.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 01:56:43 2014 No.12840646 File: 240 KB, 400x200, 1418918995284.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12840371 So I repeat my question. What make you think that I was a weak human?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 02:09:40 2014 No.12840696 File: 108 KB, 850x523, 606e92766a24ede97bffbe6e1556c585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12840646 you are here, posting shit in the night and not fucking some girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 02:11:36 2014 No.12840697 File: 428 KB, 1068x999, Wearing Suwako Cloths.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would munch her rancid, yeast infested, smegma covered pussy if it means i can live another day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 02:15:04 2014 No.12840720 >>12840697 I can somehow imagine the stench.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 02:16:57 2014 No.12840730 >>12840697 fuck, now I gotta jack off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 02:20:42 2014 No.12840747 File: 410 KB, 930x1040, 1384661277352.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12840720 >>12840730

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 02:22:18 2014 No.12840754 >>12839544 >tadpole hairclip The world is a fine place, and worth the fighting for.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 02:24:40 2014 No.12840764 >>12838933 Tell her that the best way to exorcise a youkai is to suck his balls dry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 02:25:41 2014 No.12840767 File: 419 KB, 764x1080, 1414049355844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12840754 Do not forget the baby snake hair ornament with the :3 face.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 02:26:22 2014 No.12840771 >>12840697 >>12840720 But Shinto prostitute priestesses get automatic pussy refreshing as a basic power.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 02:29:28 2014 No.12840786 File: 509 KB, 1000x1250, 46794719_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 02:37:40 2014 No.12840821 File: 126 KB, 357x526, 1417446638789.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12840696 third question

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 02:40:22 2014 No.12840827 I want to FUCK Sanae and turn into the SEX goddess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 02:46:04 2014 No.12840849 It ends like this: https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4168348 As always.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 02:48:33 2014 No.12840856 Youkai are normal customers for her. Moriya Shrine is a youkai shrine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 02:49:14 2014 No.12840860 File: 574 KB, 750x750, sanae2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] which sanae fuck?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 02:49:26 2014 No.12840862 >>12840771 Not this frog snake slut.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 02:53:16 2014 No.12840876 >>12840860 The Sanae keeps multiplying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 02:58:01 2014 No.12840893 >>12840876 Good. One girl can't service entire Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 03:02:06 2014 No.12840909 File: 433 KB, 720x697, 1301662021146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12840821 prove I am wrong

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 05:54:37 2014 No.12841322 File: 929 KB, 480x360, 1400600444821.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12840876 Help.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 06:46:50 2014 No.12841395 >>12841322 ALL RESISTANCE IS FUTILE YOU WILL BE SANAELATED

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 07:45:53 2014 No.12841505 Grovel at her feet and pledge worship to my Moriya superiors.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 17:26:37 2014 No.12842946 >>12841395 I see no bad coming from this. I don't have a problem with being a big boobed, green haired, youkai slaughter slut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 29 10:57:27 2014 No.12846367 >>12841322 cannot resist Sanaelation

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