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You're stranded alone on a deserted island with the idols from iDOLM@STER. Which do you marry first? Which do you save for last?

The ceremony cannot include all idols at once.

>> No.12832738

>>12832737
I'd marry Haruka first and marry lori last.

>> No.12832740

I'd marry Chihaya, have Azusa give me a titjob, get Mami to suck me off and I'd murder the rest.
Maybe I'd keep Yukiho to build a bunker or some shit.

>> No.12832772

>>12832740
>I'd murder the rest
You're going to eat them right? I mean, that's a waste of food.

>> No.12832796

>>12832740
Essentially this, but only murdering that useless waste of resources Miki.
All the others have at least some situational usefulness.

>> No.12832806

>>12832796
>All the others have at least some situational usefulness

I'd have Yayoi forage for food and I would impregnate Azusa and use her as a milk cow.

>> No.12832859

Well since there is no law on the island I'm trapped on then I guess it's okay to have a polygamous marriage! Everyone except chihaya on my dick.

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>>12832859
Whoa, the faggotry on this post is off the charters.

What a fucking massive gaylord.

>> No.12833376

>>12832737

Hibiki: Forager and fishermen
Yayoi: Good for morale
Azusa: Breeding sow
Chihaya: Marry

Everyone else: Killed except one. Make them fight to see who is the strongest and take her on as a new breeding sow. Eat the losers' meat, tan their skins, use the bones

A 6 person group should be relatively sustainable. Breeding with Azusa, another sow, Chihaya, and later Yayoi will ensure we have okayish genetic diversity for our newfound island kingdom, given the problem of only having one male. Azusa is healthy and perfect for having many babies. The winner of the fight will likely also be fit to mother young. Hibiki's outdoorsy experience will be quite useful. Yayoi's morale boosting can't be underestimated, as mental health in a survival situation is very important. Chihaya because I just want to try to make her happy ;_;

Also

>Alone
>With like 12 other people

I'm quoting OP

>> No.12833381

>>12833376
I think Takane would also make a good breeding sow.

>> No.12833392

>>12833381

This is true, but I am hesitant to take on quite that many, given the need to feed them all and only Hibiki and myself being reliable food gatherers. Yayoi may be able to be taught, she's quite grounded and used to labor so I'm sure it won't be too big an adjustment. But anyway, I like Azusa a little more, so I am going with her.

Regardless, if Takane is truly fit to mother then I am sure she will win the bloodbath to come.

Chihaya is the weak link here because she's ill fit for breeding and not good with a lot of practical skills, but I love her too much to subject her to the others' fates. I think this will prove my undoing...

>> No.12833400

>>12833392
>Regardless, if Takane is truly fit to mother then I am sure she will win the bloodbath to come

Not likely. Makoto is the best at physical combat, but her body does not give off an aura of fertility.

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>>12833381
Takane would eat all the food and unfortunately must be killed if you want to have any hope of surviving.
Iori/twins are better for breeding.

>> No.12833414

>>12833405
Iori and the twins are garbage. If you want a good baby machine, go with Yukiho.

>> No.12833416

>>12833376
Not gonna breed Hibiki?

>> No.12833420

>>12833416
Bad genes.

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>>12833416

I mean, I want to and all, but encumbering one of the primary food gatherers with pregnancy isn't the best of ideas. Perhaps in another decade once a few young boys are reared.

>> No.12833438

I would keep Asuza, Ritsuko, and Miki as baby machines and keep Makoto and Chihaya as my workers.

>> No.12833473

>>12833376
>not keeping Iori around to use the gleam of her forehead to attract any ships that happen to be passing by

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>>12833473

>> No.12833509

>>12833489
In fact, given a combination of Ritsuko's glasses and Iori's forehead and the sun, I'm pretty sure you could make a source of light visible from space.

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I'd marry the twins first because I love them so much. I'd marry Iori last because I'd save the best for last.

>> No.12834269

>>12832737
Hibiki for food gathering, Yayoi for resource management, and Takane for strategy and planning. I marry the last one living.

>> No.12834341

>>12834226
Which one would you impregnate first?

>> No.12834527

>>12834226
Save Iori for last as you all die of dehydration and her cute asshole starts to pucker up and dry out. Ultimate Tightness; Ultimate Friction.

>> No.12839207

>>12832737
It's either nobody or everybody in situations like this, but since
>The ceremony cannot include all idols at once.
that means nobody. At least not until we're back to safety, because the things are already bad enough to make the atmosphere in an all-female group even more toxic, lowering the chances of survival for everyone.

I basically have a half of a fucking kindergarten to take through this shit without casualties at the very least, marriage is the last thing to worry about there.

But since OP wants names, I'd take Chihaya for the Queen if/when the survival stops being a problem (assuming that she wants it in the first place).
Iori is spoiled beyond repair, she's the one I sure as hell don't want to spend expected 50+ years of my life living together with.

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