/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for something

Seemed like it died early

>>12820669
>last thread was deleted with less than 200 images posted
What now?

>>12820671
We're dying earlier and earlier on average. Maybe we should just stay dead.

>>12820669
Alternatively
The thread where Kikimora have nothing to do with Sandworms!

>>12820675
Nothing? Suspicious...

>>12820673
Continue to do the same and enjoy what we have. Strive for a little bit better every day and live with purpose.

It's what a worthwhile waifu would want for you.

>>12820675
I'd ruffle her feathers.

yagetwhatimsayin

>>12820669

>>12820669
I would educate my wurm waifu.

Detective inspector Kikimora

Sergeant Constable kikimora

>>12820686
Educate her in what? Dewey decimal numbers?
>>12820691
Is a different kind of cop.

>>12820691
>>12820694
Maid by day JUSTICE by night?

Check the archive for previous happenings

>>12820610

>"Um, c-could you take off the p-p-pantsu off my head?!" so you say
>"I'm scared. I'm really scared. I have sleep deprivation. Someone's out to get me. Please help me!"
>did that get to her?
>you feel a warm hug, and feathers embracing you
>it's kind of comforting
>"Yes, you don't need to worry anymore anon."
>"I'll take care of you from now on."
>and then she lifts the pantsu off
>and what you see is the dark void of an open door on a white van

Senior cleaning kikimora first class

>>12820695
I was thinking of starting with the basics and working my way up from there. Who knows the limit of my wurm waifu?

>>12820691
>>12820694
When will Jimmy, The Juvenile Delinquent of MGT, get a stern talking-to from her?
>>12820703
I'm going to assume she's just as intelligent as you are, she just doesn't bother. Because she doesn't need to be smart to make you fill her tummy with goo.

>>12820698
Cleaning up crime no matter where it is!

>'Uh, what do you ...uhh..err... you like manticores?...I...uhh......WOW!'

>>12820709
I guess I won't be breaking that old wurm sterotype anytime soon with her in bed with me. Such is life.

>>12820700
Oh shit.

>>12820714
Manticores would probably love getting chin scratches.

>>12820716
But anon, there is no need to break the stereotype. This way everybody who meets a Wurm can pretend they met a special snowflake non-retarded Wurm, when in reality they're all non-retarded.

>>12820700
Something tells me this is not a police van.
brace for impact!
I still have that knife, just in case, right?

>>12820719

A Hellhound's guilty pleasure would be ear scratches.

>>12820702
I want to make a flat kikimora maid do domestic chores in exchange for monetary compensation.

>>12820716
>>12820720
You guys could just Wurmdo you know

>>12820729
Hark! What villainy is this?

>>12820730
Whats a wurmdo?

>>12820728
I'd love to make a manticore or hellhound turn into a blob of pleasure by scratching their weak points.

Then get raped through the roof

>>12820743
It just creeps and crawls around on the ground, what else would a worm do?

>>12820747
I... never really liked honey anyway, so...

>>12820747
Ok, that is guro and really doesn't belong here.

>>12820748
Not even the dead know peace from this evil.

>>12820752
>guro
What?

>>12820747

>>12820759
I'm going to hit you with a chair you motherfucker.

>>12820759
Ow.

How about we talk about pleasant things for a change?

>>12820773
How about dark elf policewomen who are very lonely?

>>12820747
Fucking hell, crab what the fuck?

>>12820781
How about Elf Country invading your homeland for magic crystals and having a forbidden love with one of their grunts.

>>12820773
Such as foxes who want to go to the hot spring with you?

>>12820781
Yes, let's talk about that.
>Just because I punish criminals all the time and love it doesn't mean I'd be like that at home! Why can't I find a guy who isn't a total masochist?
>>12820786
This sounds nice too.

>>12820785
how about a kind cc elf sniper who is worried she will be alone after the war is over?

>>12820785
>Elves
>invading
It's a comedy?

>>12820773
Like how one could set their monster waifu onto the edge of despair?

Imagine if you lost a kitsunes favorite brush or sold that ONE special item in a dragons hoard.

>>12820773
Like the simple love between a monstergirl and a man?

>>12820787
Now you are talking, she would be a total 'good' girl with you.
such a pervert she is!

>"Can I ...Hold your hand?"

>>12820793
>ONE special item in a dragons hoard
BUT THAT'S YOU! You just sold yourself, brainiac.

>>12820790
How about a love triangle between a local shota, a CC sniper and a loli infantryelf? The shota thinks the aunty is weirdly alluring but kinda scary, while the loli wants to marry him but is so tsun that he thinks she hates her.

>>12820798
>not selling yourself to a matango den

>>12820747
Is this the sort of thing we can flag

>>12820747
>>12820795
You can not post that on a blue board. shame on you.

>>12820773

A CC Hellhound who notices you lost in the mountains and guides you to safety. Of course the only reason you got lost in the first place was that you were hoping to die from the elements so you break down and cry into her fluffiness. She doesn't rape you (yet). Instead she heals you and helps you grow stronger. Then when you're not a mess she tenderly slaps a collar on you, calls you hers, and wan wans softly into your ear

>>12820798
>Oh Honey, how did you afford this new necklace?
>...Honey?
>W-why won't you look me in the face?
>H-honey...?! P-please, what is it...?

>>12820786
Screw that, bathe with snake

>>12820804
Yes, please do

>>12820797
>A-anon, I... I can't forgive you!
>What? What did I do?
>I saw you... jaywalking... to think my beloved would be nothing more than a common criminal! How could I be so blind before?! Or... maybe it's true what they say... all women want bad boys...

>>12820808
>wan wans softly into your ear
Pls no aural sex.

>>12820818
It's not aural sex, just barking.

>>12820799
Lets drop the shota

>>12820818

No it's like sweet nothings but fluffy hellspawn wolf flavored.

>>12820811
>The little towels on the hair snakes.
Wow, cute.

>>12820820
Daily lives of collaborationists under DI Lolicutie?

>>12820799
How about this without the shota

>>12820700

>"This way anon."
>kiki cop pulls you closer and closer towards the van
>but you're just... walking past it
>you look back at it
>a dark slime climbs out
>sigh
>"Huh, what's wrong?"
>"Nothing. I just kind of feel like I should be relieved now. I'm probably pretty stupid."
>"You should, because I'm here to protect you now after all. We can talk about how stupid you are in the car."
>after you round another corner, you're finally at her genuine police car
>you get in
>as you are being driven to the police station, she explains everything
>how she knew you were being stalked and all the evidence there was
>apparently they found pictures of you at the scene of the murder the other day, but did so a bit late
>your neighbor also reported a slithery figure around your house at night, and another day how your second floor window got broken
>your co-worker/boss at the office was really worried about you when they talked to him, and he saved them the trouble of flipping through files to get your address

>>12820823
I never noticed that before, you are right.

>>12820825

Some days I wish Decu would draw for us like he does /tg/ and Quests.

>>12820826
Uhh, CC on loli yuri? But that's forbidden love!

>>12820811


>"Anytime babe"

>>12820833
No anon, the shota is to be replaced with a more mature self-insert MC.

>>12820827
Yandere Shirohebi confirmed. Brutally and violently anal rape the Kikimora first chance you get. Ideally yan Shirohebi will then appear out of jealousy to kill the Kikimora and set you free to pursue no other route but a tied-to-basement-radiator happy end.

>Yandere Valkyrie Onee-san
You've been adopted by a family in MGC. As you ride the cab from the orphanage to your new home, you wonder how your family would be like.

To your suprise, it's a valkyrie family. You are introduced to your new family members by your Social Security worker. You approach your new family. They seem nice enough. But one person stands out. The daughter, who is staring at you very.... oddly. You greet your family with a smile. First impressions are important. You quickly unpack your bags across your new room. Tired from the excitement of a new family and a long trip, you collapse on the bed.

You wake up to a startling shake. Your new father is waking you up. You manage a barely intelligible response as you try to stop the shaking. "Wake up! It's time for breakfast." hearimg that from your father you wake instantly. You run from your room and bump into the wall. Shit, you have to remember the structure of the house to create a optimal quick breakfast route. Your mother is cooking a veey delicious something? You don't know what it is but it smells delicious.

What monsters are most in need of fan art?

>>12820841
Panda, Jinko and Salamander.

>>12820837
Is daddy-o a paladin?
are we eating harpy eggs and orc bacon?

>>12820834
Whitesnake a shit.

>>12820835
>Loli-chan, won't you listen to me? It's a crime in Human City!
>Pfft, who cares! We play by Elfistan rules here!
>attempt at brutal rape occurs, but is foiled by holding her head at arms length

>>12820843
Jinko has tons, Salamander has some. Panda no one cares about.

>>12820841
Dormouse and Devil seem to have very little fanart (relative to how often they're discussed in the thread).

>POMF
>"Anon, what are we going to do on the bed?"

>>12820841
Hinezumi still hasn't swing danced a bar on fire, has she?

>>12820849
Just like the Four Mountain Bandits.
>>12820850
>Jinko has tons
Not enough.
>Salamander has some
Not enough.
>Panda no one cares about
I do.

>>12820837
I'd want a yandere Valkyrie onee-san.

Just so that I can bring home a Kunoichi and make her super mad.

>>12820841
Kikimora!
Shirohebi
What ever one you like best!

>>12820851
Pillow fight!

>>12820855
Yandere onee-sans are so played out. I'd rather a yan imouto.

>>12820841
Zombie.

>>12820851
>succuslut
Purging

>>12820851
I want to smell her.

>>12820854
I'm pretty sure he was asking which MG's need fanart the most, not what art you, specifically, really want.

>>12820852
Hinezumi is another one that has rare fanart relative to how often it gets discussed, along-side the dormouse and devil. But in all fairness she's pretty new so might get some more as more time passes.

>>12820864
>not what art you, specifically, really want
But none of them actually need anything, they don't exist. What a retarded question if that's the case.
How about them Gargoyles?

Are these MGs or do they qualify as something else?

>>12820827
Try and hug something.

>>12820851

We're going to watch some hardwood floors being laid on pay-per-view and then you'll do what you do best.

Guess my waifu.

>>12820875
Technically an alien, but hot enough for me not to care.

>>12820878
Ushi-Oni?

>>12820827

>you arrive soon at the police station
>that co-worker is there
>he seemed pretty happy you were safe
>he must have been really worried about you
>you'll have to thank him later
>but someone else is there as well
>an oomukade
>she's, uh, really pretty
>nearly unable to contain an erection
>she's actually your new boss, and since she's going to be responsible for you, she has personally came to see the situation for herself
>despite your bias against boss type characters, she's very kind and polite towards you
>you don't know if it's acting or not, but she seemed like she was just as worried, if not more, than your work bro
>"I hope you come back to the office soon. We'll miss you over there." she says while looking directly into your stare
>her eyes, shining like obsidian, entice you
>but not sexually
>it's as if you're being called home
>not the home you have right now
>but a home you've long lost, a home you'll never go back to again
>it's like bittersweet nostalgia
>but the show must go on
>Work-Bro and Kade-san leave
>you go through the usual investigation process
>since they know you're being stalked, the KiKiKop from before is assigned as your personal guard
>however for today they're letting you stay a night at the station just in case
>you can go back to your regular life next morning, but you can also choose to stay there for 3 more nights just to be super safe, or maybe something else?

What do?

>>12820872
>calls parent post retarded
>next sentence is art request to same parent

anon, I hate to break it to you but maybe it's not the parent poster that's retarded...

>>12820875
Like furries they're technically MGs, but not kosher mgt-approved MGs.

>>12820837
When you asked your mother about it, she said that it was some zipanguese stew with some custom made side dishes. Food is still food as you think to yourself and begin eating.

"Going off to work already?" your mother says as your dad runs out half dressed with some coffee in a thermos. Your dad nods his head as he is rushing to the car. You ask your mother about your dads job. He works as a professor in the prestigous university. Huh. You expected something along the lines of something a paladin or a 'hero' type would do.

The day passes on as you fill out forms and get shots to transfer to your new school.

(sorry for the slow development amd almost non existent apperances of the.onee-san)

>>12820881

Through the floor is the best.

Also RSanon is ded.

You are sitting in front of your computer posting on /MGG when you hear from behind you

>POMF

You turn and look back and see this sitting on your bed.

She smiles and asks " I heard you would like to have a MG wife, would you like to have one now, or wait for the 'big event?"

how would you handle this, what would you do?

>>12820875
They're basically satyrs so I think so

>>12820884
Don't worry. Even if no one reads your story, I will support it. It's the only thing I can do as a fellow writer.

>>12820883
>request
I wasn't making any requests though.

>>12820887
Tell her she looks and sounds retarded.

Then tell anon to fuck off.

Someone say Valkyrie?

>>12820887
Fluffy Tails or Leave!

I was sitting in the other thread for an hour thinking the thread was just quiet.
It was dead.
These threads are reaching the bottom much quicker than the last few weeks. Strange.

>>12820904
Hottie is not a word I use, but when I see that, nothing else comes to mind.

>>12820907
It's a sign.

The apocalypse is coming sooner than we thought.

It's not 2017... It's 2015.

>>12820911
As long as it's sometime after March, I'll be fine with it.

>>12820907
>>12820911
Or more people are going into NEET mode as things shut down for the holidays, making online stuff more active.

>>12820912
Best girl. Most loyal. Top protection. She'll beat the Shirohebi in the end.

>>12820912
I would mora this Kiki, if you know what I mean.

If you look at the post numbers I think more people may be just be starting threads more often in /jp ,and as such it drops us off faster

>>12820841
Trolls?

>>12820923
I'd love to see a Troll with a house that doubles as a bridge.

>>12820912
I want my own Kiki to hold and go shopping while holding hands in public.

I wanna marry my Kikimora!

>>12820926
This is most improper! And highly unorthodox! It's an outrage! A scandal!

>>12820915
This. Rather than MG dying I think that perhaps /jp/ is just getting more active. Not that I've been watching /jp/ or anything, so It's just a guess. I have been surprised to leave mgt for hours and only come back to 100 or so replies, though. Usually it's more than that.

Well my yandere stalker story was really taking a turn for the better but it just got deleted. I really wanted to continue it and have a healing end, but I guess it's going to be kill unless there's some interest in continuing on another board, or as ghosts.

>"Anon, let us begin this courtship you call a 'date'"
>"Heehee. It is funny that you would such a term for your idea of courting, and for a wild fruit at the same time."
>"Perhaps we may visit the park, and partake in more of those delicacies you call, "the cooked dog?"

>>12820929
I'm willing to go as low as I can to be more than master and maid with my Kiki, I want to marry my Kikimora and you can't stop me!

>>12820932
I read that in her voice. Yes HER voice. God damn it I almost forgot about this. It's not bad though. Keep at it, anon.

>>12820926
>>I wanna marry my Kikimora!
>Look at that loser, girls! He's on a date with a Kikimora! And she's even wearing a uniform!
>Hahaha~ Ewww!
>I bet he's never had a girlfriend he didn't pay!

>>12820931
Or maybe just turn it into a proper story, pastebin it and link that. You know, like normal writefags do.
>>12820939
Mark my words you scoundrel, you'll not have a penny from this household as inheritance! I HAVE NO SON!

>>12820942
Casual clothes Kiki when?

>>12820942
I wouldn't care what anyone says, not my family, not my friends, not my co-workers and certainly not some bunch of bitches.

All that matters is making my Kiki maid happy.

>>12820912
I know this is out of left field, but I want to see a Pharaoh or a Wight in a maid outfit.
Think about it, having her wear such embarrassing clothes that are so beneath her station, angrily asking you "What would you ask of me...Master," in a humiliated tone, hoping you don't make her do something completely embarrassing.
But she can't take them off, oh no. She lost that bet, after all.

Would you destroy your waifus' wings

>>12820954
>Pharaoh and Wight compete against Apophis and Dragon
>The loser has to do something demeaning
I can see this happening.

>>12820944
The problem with that is that I never finish a story because I run out steam at some point, but constant demand with a CYOA keeps me running, you know? And making it into a normal narrative at this point would be kind of stupid, with the way it's formatted in greentext, and how a lot of things don't really fit together well with how the choices were made in the CYOA.

>>12820944
Well fuck you too dad, have fun being a miserable shit while I get top-tier maid pussy

>Dullahan Onee-chan
>Valkyrie Onee-chan
>Kunoichi Onee-chan
>You'll never have an onee-chan to teach you martial arts

>>12820694
Just finished driving 3 hours today and on the way, this image gave me an idea.

>Driving home from Uni one day
>Just finished your last class for the day which was a drawing class.
>Not taken towards your major, it was just a bullshit class that you needed to make to be considered full-time
>Back seats full with your portfolio and drawing supplies, fiddling with some india ink in your hand, the other hand keeping it at a prime 10 on the wheel.
>Time to go home and fuck bitches and draw them like your French girls.
>Pull up to a stop light, aint no shit you gotta be sweating, be lookin fly as fuck in this Impala, sheeeeeeeeeeeet.
I'll stop now
>Light turns green and before you can even hit the pedal comes in, "WOOP WOOP"
>Swear to god you can hear 'pull ova dat ass too fat' on the stero behind you.
>Look into rear-view mirror and see red and blue lights. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>Pull ahead of the intersection and pull into a strip-mall parking lot.
>Fuuuuuuck, didn't even do anything. Po-po tryin to sweat a nigga
Ok, now I'll stop
>The door to the cop car swings open
>Can see feathers out the door first.
>A Kikimora approaching you with the angriest scowl on her face.
>Already got Insurance, license, and registration out and at the ready.
>She takes it and begins looking over it. Going through your information meticulously.
>"You know what I'm stopping you for."
>"Cuz I'm young, and I'm black, and my hats real low?"
>"Sir... your (ethnicity of choice). And you were doin' 55 in a 54."
>"I'll be right back."
>She goes off to her cruiser to more than likely run your plates and license.

pt. 1

>>12820884
A couple of weeks go by and you get adjusted to your new life. You get used to your new family. You quickly learned that your mother rarely cooked since she worked as a company worker in a minor law firm.

So your sister mainly made you lunch. She was a bit weird durimg your first introduction but it turned out that she was just a bit shy. She loved cooking and books.

It was a common subject that you both loved. When you came home you and your sister would always read books together and talk about the books since you had nothing else to talk about. You didn't know anybody at the school. You being naturally wary of people and the confusion of a new environment, you were pretty isolated. The only time where you could release all that frustration was talking with your sister. She was really empathetic amd caring. She always took care of you, always tutoring you on subjects that you found difficult. The epitome of an older sister.

Still she was a bit odd. When she dropped her pencil from taking notes and you picked up her pencil and gave it to her, she was breathing a bit shallow. She was in the bathroom for a long time after that. Also when you hugged her, hee breath sounded like she was panting and she gasped very sharply when you did that. She would always insist on watching me sleep and sometimes my sweaty clothes would dissappear, and be found in my sisters bed.

>>12820962
But CYOAs aren't allowed anymore. Why don't you just give up on this mad dream of yours?
>>12820964
>implying daddy can't get all the maid pussy he wants without marrying one of them
Come on man.
>>12820966
>shota grows up constantly getting beaten in sparring matches by onee-chan
>this turns him into a sub
You done goofed.

>>12820969
>>12820969

pt. 2

>It takes her about 15 minutes before she comes back, handing you back your information she goes to writing the ticket, both of you in silence.
>She plucks a large feather from her wrist and handed it to you atop the tablet.
>It just occurred to you that your still fiddling with the india ink.
>On the ticket form was her name and the signature area, but also a impromptu line that said 'number' under it.
>"Sign one, sir."
>Looking back at her with confusion you could only see that she had moved where her unbuttoned shirt and cleavage were in the window.
>Try not to sweat, look down at the ticket, sweat intensely

Man, cops in MGC would take advantage of their position for that easy dick

What do you pick Anon?
A) Sign the ticket and pay by mail so you can get home and draw mo' bitches
B) Write down your number to avoid the fine.

>>12820950
>Hikki'ing it up on unemployment
>Staying inside all day every day because of kikimarrier discrimination
>Making your Kiki miserable because you can't improve yourself like this
2/10 life would not live, only good for tight Kiki snatch

>>12820978
Number 2.

>>12820932
Read it in Starfires voice without even realizing it. Great job Anon!

>>12820977
>constantly getting beaten in sparring matches by onee-chan
That's what you get for staring at your bigger sister's tits all the time and not paying attention to her lessons. It's your own fault for not learning whatever martial art it is she's teaching you, swordplay or otherwise.

>>12820961
>"Wh-What will you ask of me...Ma--...do I really have to say it?"
"You lost the bet, Isis, now say it."
>"FINE! WHAT WOULD--"
"Ah, ah, ah. Maids are polite, you know. Ask me politely."
>"...What would you have me do...Master~<3"
>(I'M GONNA KILL THIS BITCH!)
"That's more like it. You can start by polishing my hood. I want it to sparkle like the moon at night."
>"R-Right away, Talia."
"I'm sorry?"
>"...Right away, Master."
"And then you can scrub the dirt out of my tail. I've been working myself too hard lately."
>(I. WILL PURGE HER. FROM THIS EARTH. TONIGHT.)

>>12820979
>implying

I would never stoop so low as to let petty name calling, because once I got home from work I'd know that my maid wife would be there.

>>12820992
B-but onee-chan is a titty monster!
>>12820996
This pleases the D.

>>12820973
my sisters bed → your sisters bed


sorry for ruining the self insert

Are we going full kikimora now?

>you will never go back inside your home after shoveling snow to your kikimora waifu in a ribbed sweater
>she will never then have a bath prepared for you
>you will never take a bath by yourself, knowing full well that your kikimora waifu really wanted to join you, but that she's respecting your decisions
>you will never get out of bath and be offered hot chocolate
>you will never thank your kiki wife, giving her head pats while hugging, and then pulling her over to the couch beside the fireplace, cuddling up with a blanket over both of you
>you will never sip hot chocolate with her at your side, watching the flickering embers of the fireplace and the gentle snow flakes that seem to float in the air, suspended in slow motion
>you will never stay like that, talking with her about the great year you had, about all the things she has done for you, and how thankful you are
>you will never then "give" her and early christmas present
>you will never see her big smile and teary face looking up to with all the happiness in the world
>you will never keep this as a precious life memory
>you will never be this happy and in bliss

>>12820978
We're going full B mode you nigger.

>>12820932
Am I supposed to read this in Elizabeth's or Starfire's voice?

>>12821012
I pick A since this person picked B.

>>12821019
Well I pick B since you picked A.

>someone drew Karakasa-Obake tonguejob
My dick likes this

>>12821004
Would a Kikimora ever do prostitution?
...'Cause I'd love to fuck a Kikiwhora.

>>12821030
I'm sure they specialize in maid roleplay.

>>12821034
>maid roleplay.
No, no! I want a cute, wholesome-faced Kikiwhore to give me the whole trashy streetwalker experience!

>>12821042
I don't think you're getting that anon.

>>12821057
How about getting a Kiki waifu to roleplay a succuslut in bed? That'd be fine too.

>>12820942
Do you actually need to pay Kikimora?

>>12821060
Only if you're fine with being called one of the lewdest masters in history.

>>12821063
I'm fine with it if I get to watch her cute, adorable face contort into a sickeningly lewd succuslut ahegao as she rides me like a horse.

>>12821075
You could even record it and watch her face slowly go from your sweet loving maid that was around for years turn into one of the lewdest fucks you will ever have.

>>12821078
>your sweet loving maid that was around for years
>Son grows up to marry the family Kiki
>She turns out to be freaky as hell in bed, despite being a vision of purity for him growing up
>She rapes him in every position with every hole on their wedding night, letting out years of /ss/ frustration
YES

>>12821081
Don't forget her ending it with tender missionary leg locking while holding hands and lovingly kissing

>>12821030
>you go into the dark light district to blow off some steam on a newbie
>you see a flat-chested Kikiwhora with dinky glasses
>you have the urge to teach her a lesson on who's really in charge
>you go ask for her
>she agrees
>she takes you to a pretty normal love hotel, pulling on your shirt to lead you there
>when you two are alone, you force yourself on her, pushing her over onto the bed
>her glasses fling off somewhere
>serves her right
>you go in to rip her cloths off but as soon as you turn her over to look at you, you see she's absolutely bawling
>she has a terrified look on her face and can't stop crying
>"I-I'm scared. Someone h-help. Please. Help."
>she curls up, putting her arms over her head as a shield
>she's shaking

>>12821093
Christ, I don't think I could handle seeing a Kikimora cry.

>>12821089
>lovingly kissing
>after she's sucked him off a dozen times
Eww

>>12821093
>continue raping her
>after you're done, stuff a ¤10 bill into her butthole as payment

>>12821098
I didn't say on the mouth.

>>12821093
give her a comforting hug and tell her you're sorry

>>12821098
>>12821104
Mouth would be fine. If you don't like the taste of your own dick you aren't a real man.

>>12821109
I turned into an alp just from reading this post.

>>12821107
What a fucking loser. I bet you're gonna end up marrying that little slut before the year is over.

>>12821093
>she's making low squeaks under her crying and sniffling
>you get her glasses and put them in her hands
>she naturally grabs them and puts them on, but she's still crying a bit
>you comfort her a bit by rubbing her back
>she's stops crying
>you straighten up a bit and...
>"N-No! Please don't go. I'll do anything for you, so just, please. Don't go. "
>she's tugging on your shirt
>she looks like she's about to cry again
>you sit down besides her on the bed
>you pat her head a bit
>give her a hug
>you tell her that she could tell you anything and confide in you
>she's hesitant at first
>but you manage to convince her since you're paying her anyway
>she tells you her whole life
>all in a few sentences
>it seems she really doesn't have any memories herself
>she woke up unable to see much
>she was on the streets
>she was hungry
>she was left to die for a while
>but some ladies noticed and took her in and started her in the business
>she has managed to just scrape by with the meager earnings she has earned so far, but just barely
>it seems she hasn't actually done it with anyone though
>you even hear a small stomach growl
>she apologizes in a very flustered way
>you're time is up
>you give her your thanks, and give her an extra tip to get some lunch
>you leave
>you'll never know that behind your back, she really wanted to reach out to you, to tug on your shirt once more, to say thank you for being the first man to treat her so warmly
>you'll never know the regret she had for not seeing you off with a smile of gratitude
>you'll never turn your back and see her whisper under her breath that she really wishes she could see you again one day
>you'll never know that she went to sleep that night, crying like a baby who lost her onii-chan

>one day after that you

>>12821111
problem Anon?

>>12821113
went back to find her again and ask her on a date

>>12821113
I what anon?!

>>12821113
>...find her in a ditch raped to death
>decide to have a little fun and rape her cold, dead anus right there in the ditch while looking her in her dead, empty eyes

>>12820790

Around elves watch yourselves.

>>12821113
You go through the dark district again and you find her in a alleyway being gangbanged like the slut she should have been. Her eyes are lifeless and empty, and there are no glasses anymore. Well she must be getting some money now right?

>>12821119

>>12820887
>demon wings

Ask about the big event.

>>12821128
>not wanting to fuck a dead loli
Anon, I...

What kind of freak thinks of an elf as a monster girl?

>>12820887

>She knows too much.

>>12821093


Don't worry, I'm sure she'll just dust herself off soon after. However, you maid her cry, so perhaps it would be best if you cleaned up this mess? Just brush up on dealing with sad people and leave all the dirty stuff for later. Good luck, I'll be washing you.

>>12821143
Charon these are dark times now.

Fuck off with the puns.

>>12821123
>You smile to yourself, before leaving the scene with a courteous silence
>You estimate the average stamina of the men based on their builds, and multiply that by how many dicks there were
>She's making at least a few hundred, more than enough to have a decent meal, and sleep in a safe place.
>You're glad for her

>>12821113
>you go to the dark light district once again
>but this time you're thinking a bit differently
>maybe it wouldn't be so bad to get out of this idiotic lifestyle
>everyone here are but bitches and whores that deserve to be taken advantage of, yet...
>you wonder how that little glasses Kiki is doing now
>you go back to the place where you met her
>she's not there
>with your stupid hopes down, you give up and decide to leave the whole place behind
>however, as you pass by a dark alleyway, you hear a few familiar sounds
>squeaks
>and slapping
>and growling
>but that couldn't be her
>you're so far off from the center already
>you think it's probably not worth the trouble
>curiousity kills the cat, you know
>nothing personal
>you carry on with your walk home

>>12821159
Somehow, this feels like the cruelest of all.

>>12821159
and to think i had hope

>>12821161
"Suffer. Suffer with every bone in the body, and after that, heal with the intensity of the entire soul."
-me

>>12821159
>but you stop in your tracks
>had you not forgotten why you're taking this premature walk back home?
>it was only because you had met that pitiable Kikimora, that humble and flickering being among the multitude of burning lanterns floating along this river, this cruel and unforgiving river of life
>but if there is even a sliver of hope
>you don't think you want to let it slip by anymore
>so you stop in your tracks
>and you start walking back
>but that's not enough
>you're tired of this shitty world
>you're going to get your fill tonight, and it's going to be served by that Kikimora with the glasses!

>>12821182
>Me
Well okay then.

Go on word-smith.

>>12821182
Anon please. dont jerk my chain like this

>>12821182
Yadda yadda my name is not important.

Let's just go shooting.

>>12821188
I don't get it.

>>12821189
You don't want to know.

>>12821161
>Cruel
Cruel, maybe, but not unusual. That's just how it is some times. Just another small, lost little kiki, lonely in a whirlwind of masters, cold and alone, laying there listlessly as each master pumps her full of his pay, both literally and figuratively. Too malnourished to even get pregnant, so small that to just look at her, you'd think nothing were wrong, some people are just naturally small after all.

She's a kiki, he keeps herself clean. Her dress is long, you can't see the bruises on her knees, hands politely held before her, you can't see the bruises on her palms. Balled into fists, you miss the chipped nails as she smiles with dead eyes and bows as you pass her on the streets. Her glasses, ringed with a distinct grime, residue you could say. Her teeth, a pristine pearly white, but if you look closely, one is missing from the back. The ghost of a scar leers from her lip from when it was split by an over eager fist.

The wind blows as you pass her, and her silky and yet frayed hair shifts in the breeze, revealing faded red lines on the back of her neck, a hidden place only an intimate embrace would discover. They burn with the radiance of a child playing hide and seek with their head buried into the cushions of a lounge. I can't see you, you can't see me.

>>12821194
Didn't that writefag just say that one needs to suffer to obtain healing? I think I can handle it. SHOT ME.

>>12821195
I don't wanna go to bed sad you motherfucker.

>>12821195
Nobody cares. Women prostituting in monstergirl land could only get by servicing the foulest men.

Imagine how terrible a person you would have to be to have to pay a monster for sex. It's not like they care about looks or station or much of anything else for the most part.

So basically saying monstergirl prostitute, you're saying bad end from the beginning.

>>12821089
Why do vanillafaggots have to ruin everything!?

>>12820931
Pastebin.

>>12820885
>Through the floor is the best.
I dunno, broken bones suck.

>>12821208
Don't forget, this is the knightly romance thread. No monsters, no deviant sexual acts, absolutely no expression of lust or wantonness.

Love must be platonic and should be expressed by non-sexual means such as poems about nature or picking up the cloth that your beloved dropped.

>>12821208
She's a Kikimora, she's made to be tenderly loved.

>>12821217

Courtly love was about loving the unobtainable, not platonic anything.

And then being a faggot and breaking your vows for some sweet adulterous pussy like dickalot.

>>12821208
>vanilla ... ruin
>a scenario where the kiki is the guy's childhood crush
Knigga what? It was vanilla to begin with.

>>12821220
And then being a faggot and breaking your vows for some sweet adulterous pussy like dickalot.
At least he felt bad about it, unlike fucking Tristan.

"I took a love potion so it's okay" my ass. It's not okay to dick your king's wife and then tell him to suck it because neener neener didn't have free will

It's doubly not okay to keep dicking her after you noticed the love potion thing.

>>12820942
SHUT UP INFERIOR PUSSY! My Kikimora loves me and I her, which is more than you'll ever have you loose whore. Tell me, do you feel happy sucking dicks for free drinks? No matter how much cum you swallow, how bright you dye your hair, or how many piercings you get, Daddy's not coming back.

>>12821217
I hope Deruella taints you black.

>>12821218
Of course, but that guy is being a total faggot about it.

>>12821222
I think you missed what caused me gripe.

Sorry guys some things came up and I'm continuing the glasses kiki story tomorrow. I'll probably continue at around 2 hours earlier than I did when I started today. I might also continue my other, uh, yandere stalker story, but I really did plan for that to be a proper CYOA with different girl options but still filled with mystery and suspense. Oh and on that too, the kiki story still has some suffering yet to be seen but the healing will come, and you will be sufficiently healed. I just like to build the tension a quite a bit. Maybe that's why I never get anywhere with my unseen WIP stories.

>>12821217
>Knightly romance thread

I hope you can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can.

>>12821245
>CYOA
>Guaranteeing a healing end

Not much point in choosing anything then. B-but you get to decide if her new dress is red, green, or blue.

>>12821201
>Sad?
Not really. Reality is just reality, neither sad nor happy. Take that Alice over there, torn from her home, and dumped into the streets, playing with her stuffed bear in her filthy cardboard box-fort, lined with used condoms, and stained with semen. What do you think memories are? Etchings, carvings. She hums, but it's not a happy tune. Her mind denies it but her body remembers.

Barefoot, with soiled stockings, ripped and torn, when you walk past her, she quivers like a dead leaf in the foul winds of putrid autumn. She spins on the spot, ass waving, tempting despite itself, as she crawls into her fort, 'Free whore inside' scrawled on the parapets, you can see the deep gouges in the cardboard where she was dragged out, grime has collected around the ankles of her stockings, a reminder of the countless hands which have torn her from her safe place. Forgotten pennies are thrown around as if in mockery.

In supreme surreality, syringes are mixed in with her stuffed animals, black liquids stain the needles. She peeks out at you with giant watery eyes, absently tearing at her stomach with shredded nails. Red welts peek shyly from her inner thighs, a white slickness stains the mending canvass, still wet. Closer now, you see the 'bricks' of the fort are made of lines and crosses. The tally reeks of fresh marker.

Something shifts in her gaze and the lurches forward, still tearing at her stomach with her splintered nails, you can see down her dress, dark bruises glare at you, "I-is there something you want to do, mister? Do you want to play with me, mister?" Her legs close together, her fists bunch, her lower lip wavers, but her tail sways oh so slightly, her wings fold back, pushing her chest forwards out to you. You feel the tell tale tingle of a succubus' power, flowing subconsciously. Her body tenses, and her head shakes 'no' ever so slightly.

>>12821251
Proceed. I have a boner now.

>>12821251
This is not okay.

This will never be anything remotely approaching okay.

This is simply awful. Heart-Crushing. Soul-Destroying. Terrible.

>>12821249
Don't forget choosing new glasses for her after the old pair is broken.

Fuck tragedy and suspense, I want to choose new glasses for my kikimora maid. And decide what we'll have for dinner. And choose a house after I've worked hard enough to buy one for her to care for. And pick the names of our children while she's pregnant.

I think Emily is a good name, yes. It's just the kind of name that I'd expect a velociraptor maid to have.

>>12821258

Sorry man. Your velociraptor meme isn't going to catch on.

>>12821249
CYOAs don't always have to go the way the crowd. I like to write a lot for myself and my own enjoyment, which means tons of sappy healing. There are also many different types of healing. You could call me a budding scholar on it. Also the current Kiki one isn't really a CYOA. The yandere stalker one was supposed to be, but can't be anymore obviously. It'll receive an ending for one girl only, but it's a story that is among my other WIP stories, which indeed haven't been finished either.

In other words it's probably dead unless I start posting like I am with the kiki story, probably on pastebin though.

>>12821251
You're a bad person.

I'll be taking my Kiki and going home.

>>12821262
It's not a meme, I can't associate the wristfeathers with anything other than dinosaurs.

"But it's just some weird ass cuffs" doesn't do it for me.

>>12821266
If you're going to get that autistic, dinosaurs don't have differentiated flight feathers either.

She's a bird wolf monster. She even has a furry tail.

>>12821258
Thanks for the post anon. Whether you were aware or not, you've affected the the outcome of my story ever so slightly. Have a good day, because your words do have an impact, no matter how insignificant.

How hard would a Kunoichi murder me if I pulled down her mask and slipped a kiss in?

Prostitution anon please don't involve my second favorite MG

>>12821277
Why? What are you afraid of?

>>12821277

You do know that they just fuck the hell out of their targets and marry them? She'd probably be disappointed that she spent all this time training and didn't even have to use any special techniques on you.

>>12821244
Was your gripe the cookie-cutter leglock missionary?

What I'd like to see was them starting out with the sappy childhood friend first time leglocking shit, and then her going for a second round just a bit harder. And a bit harder, then a little harder, harder, HARDER, until at dawn there's a quivering pile of ahegao'ing flesh thrusting at each other in the most depraved position imaginable.

>>12821271
Yeah, that's the thing. Birds don't have feather dusters strapped to their hands, they have flight feathers arranged into a wing. Kikimora doesn't have wings, just a bunch of scruffy feathers. Hence dinosaur, not bird.

Also some of the paravians did have asymmetrical feathers, check them out.

>>12821251
You. Are. DELIGHTFUL

>>12821280
I'm afraid of a pissed off ninja stabbing me in the throat because she got a smooch.

>>12821284
See, now this I can get behind.

>>12821288
I mean what are you afraid prostitution anon would write about? If anything it'll only intensify your emotional attachment to them, but you may suffer a bit.

>>12821290
But anon, I don't like seeing what I love being hurt.

>>12821256
>boner
Of course you do. How can you not? You look behind you, but there's no one there. It's dark, and it's just you and her. You stand up and leave, rounding the corner. You count out five minutes, and peek your head around, and sure enough, she's outside her fort, like your short encounter never happened. So it's true. They really do forget. You pull out your wallet, and pick out a single penny, placing it in your pocket, you walk towards her.

Your strides reek of purpose. She starts, and tenses at the sound of your footsteps. She knows. Her body locks up with fear, but her tail sways from side to side. You decide that it's okay to think about things a little less harder. She starts her stock greeting, but is already crawling into her fort before she can finish, "H-Hey mister, do you wanna-Eek!"

She screams as you catch her ankle before she's hidden away, and your large hand wraps around the delicate joint. With one hand you pull her towards you and with the other you begin to work at the clasp of your belt. She screams and sobs, she kicks and she grabs at her home, but it crumbles in her fist, the patch of cardboard tearing. Her nails gouge and grasp nothing but air, and you yank her hard and pin her under your weight. She's openly crying now but before you can do anything about her worrying racket, her own tail snakes around to plug her mouth and muffle the tears. Grinning, you run your hands up her lissom thighs, and slide them under her dress, taking each feature of the subtle, supple curves. Your fingers glide over fleshy indentations, and she gives sharp muffled cries. Bruises. Like braille, you run your hands over her inner thighs and ass, you sink each finger into the bruises as you find them. Ten in all, the perfect grip.

Her wings brush your cheek affectionately as you hike her dress up and slide her torn panties down. She quits struggling, as you reveal her glistening sanctity, and her tail removes itself from her now quiet mouth.

>>12821277
Story of Kunoichi coming to assassinate a guy, only to have him dance around her, giving her sweet kisses and gentle caresses from behind until her body can't take it anymore when?

>>12821294
Probably never.

Kunoichi doesn't get a whole lot of content.

>>12821293
Please be painal with a creampie

>>12821292
Exactly. You must experience the things you can not bear the most, so that after surmounting that terrible reality, your love is stronger and ever more abound. If you really loved your waifu, you would be willing to go through any amount of pain in order for your love to be strong.

>>12821285

>Trying to use paravians to justify the leap from that to dromeasaurs

Kikimora wrists are clearly a bunch of molted over feathers bound in little bracelets for decoration, just like all the dragons with bikinis made from shed scales and claws.

And even if you wanted to try to pull all that, there's a million big ground birds that would account just as well, including some with hands like Titanus waleri. And that's throwing the wolf tail and the floppy dog ears out of the equation entirely.

Kikimora is a kikimora, nothing else to it. Nobody's stopping you from making some new velociraptor girl, but nobody is going to buy your terrible line of reasoning for kikimora dinosaurs.

>>12821293
More, for all that lustful and filthy!

>Implying you could handle this ass

>>12821300
Why are you taking him seriously?

>>12821298
What would I have to go through in order to love my Kunoichi more?

>>12821308
I want to violently fuck a flower.

>>12821311
Read through all the shitty suffering writing about her. But I guess that won't really happen so you're spared. Hopefully prostitution anon here can take care of that for you though.

>>12821308
Does she have some sort of flower stem inside her vagoo that would go inside my urethra during intercourse? Is that what you mean?

>>12821300
>terrorbirds having hands
Nah they probably don't. Seriemas have the same bone arrangement and they sure don't hold their hands in front like some deranged modern T-rex. Also, we're told that the scales and fur are part of the body and can retract for sex, so the scale bikinis on dragons might not be bikinis after all. The feather bracelets are bracelets though, no contest there.

Anyway, I'm not saying that kikimora is based on a dinosaur, it's obviously a wolf bird with chicken high heels. Its featherwrists just remind me of a raptor. You can argue that kikimora aren't raptors (they aren't) but you can't exactly make me stop thinking "clever girl" whenever I see the feather bracelet.

>>12821297
>painal

What was it they said? About muscle memory? Her tail coils around your leg, and tugs your pants down. Your rigid excitement bares itself. Her tail, still coiled around your thigh, wicks itself into her puffy lips, drawing away moisture, and smearing it upward, to her pucker, spreading the moisture around, spearing into the welcoming vice, spreading it wider for you.

You strike the tail affectionately and lean over the girl, you tear the dress open from the back, and reveal the pale sin beneath. Crude bruises show here and there, and you can't help but grin just a little wider. Leaning down, you trail kisses and bites up her back. Nibbling on her shoulders, the tail lined you up, and in a breathless cry you thrust forward.

You wrap your hand around the side of her head, but she kisses you, her tongue forcing itself into your mouth, her tears run freely. Her tail wraps around and begins synchronising it's pace with yours, thrusting deep into her womanhood, rubbing up against your head through the walls as you pull out, stroking your shaft as you pound in. Her ass conforms to your thrusting hips as you groan into her mouth, her tightness crushing, her wetness, unrelenting.

You wrap one of your arms around her chest, possessively and her nails sink deep into your forearm, scratching, as she bucks back into you. Lewd wet slaps and the sounds of her tonguefucking you resound and you can smell only the cherry of her lips, and the heat of her lust. Your pace quickens as you near your satisfaction, the smack of her pelvic bones on asphalt adds to the cacophony of sex as you pound her into nirvana. She quivers around you and a wet warmth splashes your thighs as her walls clench down, milking you, crushing you, keeping you.

From her prone position, her ankles cross over your legs in a feat of flexibility, and you lose yourself in the surge as you push into her, and claim her as yours in texts of creamy white.

>>12821327
You're an artist.

>>12821327
Painal means painful anal, anon.

>>12821318
There are vines inside the flower.

>>12821327
You lay atop her for an eternity, and a din of silence descends as you listen to her soft breathing. Her ass sucks at you as you pull out, and a small trail of cum spills out after. Gently, you slide her panties back into place, and lower her dress. You stand up, and her tail leaves you, if somewhat reluctantly. You pull your pants up, and she sits before you, refusing to meet your eyes, shaking, too rigid to move, her head is turned away from you. You refasten the clinch of your belt and reack into your pocket, pulling out a single penny. You rest it on the top of your thumb and flick it at the girl. It bounces off her forehead and falls into her lap. She just gazes at it in a daze. You look around and see a discarded marker. Bending down to pick it up, you pop the lid and draw a line onto her fort of tallies, and look at the used condoms with a hint of regret. You would have liked to have left one. Maybe next time.

The girl stares at the penny on her lap, and begins to absently scratch at her stomach again, as if irritated by the warm bits of you that you left with her. You shrug and leave, rounding the corner. You count a minute and pop your head around the corner.

She's sitting there, playing with a stuffed bear, your penny forgotten on the ground, a glistening trail of white leaking down the back of her leg, soaking into her stocking. You snort back your laughter, and as you leave, floating over your shoulder comes her adorable voice, muffled, by the distance between the two of you. And with it, a second pair of footsteps. "H-hey there mister. Do you want to play with me?"

>>12821334
>painful.
Be realistic. She does it all the time. And she's a succubus. You're not hung like a horse, man.

>>12821355
>womanhood
>wetness
These sound like vaginal intercourse, anon.

>>12821355
This setting's not the usual one though.

>>12821358
Read it again. Her tail fucked her pussy while the guy went for her ass.

>>12821362
Seems like a regular Alice to me.
>Pity me
>Rape me
>Repeat

>>12821358
Naw, her tail was in her vag. And it was wet cause she lubed herself up for you with the juices from said vag.

>>12821349
Oh this was nice. Also would have been goid for him to get feelings for her, taking her with him and ravaging her more brutally each time. He wants to treat ger kindly, but her nature prohibits that, she grows fear him, but her body loves him.

Is this a reverse lady fearboner?

>>12821371
If it was the usual setting ger first or second John would have taken her with him, not used her up and left her.

All this talk about MG prostitutes and nothing about the male prostitutes? Or has that been done too much?

>>12821394

It's always been male. Female really doesn't make sense in monster land. The guy is just doing it to make girls suffer.

>>12821399
Do you have any caps or pastebins of male.prostitute suffering

>>12820973
Sorry. I had to do some classes. Continue to yandere rape or quit?

>>12821399
More like to cause S bonkers.

Remember that man to monster ratio thing that came up in an earlier thread? It doesn't have to be one thing or the other all the time.

>>12821405

Seafoam's story is healing. And there's tons of greentexts, but I haven't saved any. Give me a minute and I'll write one though.

>>12821399
Well, is it still prostitution if she's doing it for fun? I'm sure a lot of monsters would be right down for whoring themselves in a "I'm fucking people as usual, why are they throwing money at me?" kind of way.

The turnover would be high, though, since they would probably take a liking to some client or another and bring them down to their rape cave for extended service.

>>12821409
> yandere+rape

The fuck are you waiting for? I would reccomend pastebin though.

>>12821410
*S boners

>Buzzer alarm, little fucking shit beepbeepbeep
>Hear a groan in your arms.
>Sneeze.
>Open your eyes to see a large grey feather in your face.
>Fucking birds
>Your wife slowly stirring too at the annoying as fuck alarm clock.
>Its fucking 3AM
>A rubbing in your chest comes too as the little Kiki moans and groans.
>Squirms her way up your chest leaving kisses along your sternum, chin, lips, nose, and forehead.
>Watch that topless woman in only her panties slowly climb out of bead and fix a feather.
>"I don't wanna work, I wanna stay home and bake cookies with you."
>"Your the hero this city needs, Amelia."
>"Fuck you, fuck this city, fuck the man."
>You smack her ass as she gets up and gets her clothes together, gets dress and grabs her badge off the nightstand.
>"Did I ever tell you how hot that uniform makes you? I just wanna fuck you now."
>"Every morning love. I'll see you in twelve hours."
>She kisses your lips then forehead and heads out on her 12 hour patrol shift

Two great fetishes.

>>12821434
I dunno man, the badge will always between them..

>>12821439
>*be between them

>>12821434
>12 hours working
>8 hours sleep
>Commuting time, miscelaneous other shit time, paperwork time,
>spent the remaining two or so hours with waifu

Sounds like a shitty life to me. Who would want that?

>>12821434
>>12821434


People who desire JUSTICE.
And apaprently thats a thing as my local PD has 12/12 shifts

http://pastebin.com/mdpu5Vue
shit I wrote so far. lots of typos

>>12821453
I like it! Keep it up man

>There's all kinds of gigs for all kinds of manwhores.
>Choosing your clientele is an exercise in caution and experience and desperation.
>A drunk Oni may pay well but what are the odds she'll rough you up tonight and mark you up for weeks?
>The best can be very selective and serve only the best.
>But a poor boy like him in old downtown MGC doesn't have that luxury.
>He takes what he can get.
>His manticore Madam strings him out on her venom, giving him enough to be sure he performs at his best but not enough to make the cravings ever completely subside.
>After all, it wouldn't do for such a good earner to slip away from her.
>So he walks the cracked and grimy sidewalk outside the short-stay inn, preening in his tight skimpy leather and satin, making the best of his teenager bishi looks before age and wear claims them
>The pitter patter of little paws catches up to him as he leans up against the wall next to the 24hour liquor store
>Little is good. Little is less likely to get physical.
>The small fluffy manticore girl wanders into the light. She can't be more than twelve, dressed in handmedown rags.
>She looks at the man with determined innocent eyes and holds up a large bag of change. "Is this enough f-for...for with my tail?"
>The young virile venom coats the tips of her spines, beckoning to him.
"That's just enough darlin"

>>12821442
>>12821442
Mis-quoted

>>12821446
>>12821446

>>12821463
>Oni ... she'll rough you up
Please do not spread false and hurtful stereotypes about Onis.

Also loli Manticore losing her virginity to a hooker is great, please make it awkward as hell.

>>12821463
Oh my
Will you continue?

>>12821471
>She's awkward
>She's over eager
>She juices him up too much
>He OD's on the stuff
>Has a heart attack and dies in her arms

>>12821474
What is this, Suffering Monday?
She dopes him hard enough to get him addicted to her and has to adopt him.

>>12821477
>He dies
>Is met with Charon
>She's singing Cutting Crew's Died In Your Arms
The true face of suffering.

>>12821477
Suffering Monday. Why not? Mondays ARE ass.

>>12821489
Wincest Wednesday.

>>12821484
>She suicides and turns up in the boat next to him
I won't let you.

>>12821471
>awkward as hell

Is it ever not? The first time I mean.

>>12821463
For the first time in a long time I felt culture shock.

>>12821463

>He leads her by the paw a short way to a darkened bus stop, light blown out years ago
>She's almost stumbling over herself by the time he sets her down on the bench and makes sure the coast is clear.
>He wrangles her tail over to him even as she trembles in her seat, wings wide and ready to flee
>The man pets the bulbous tip with experience to calm her down. He's serviced manticores enough to know each and every proper spot to settle her
>Her opening is light pink even in the gray of night and so very small, the bulb recently flowered. Not even a horny furry finger has been inside.
>Comparing it to the worn out old tailpussies of monsters like the madam, he's intrigued.
>He lets his guard down just a bit as he probes with one finger, then two
>He doesn't see her turn to him until it's too late
>Soft eager lips clamp onto his and black paws crush him in a hug
>"Easy. I'm not going anywhere." He tries to tell her as she presses harder.
>The tail whips out of his hand, spines cutting a long gash down his arm.
>Damn girl!
>The poison quickly spreading puts it out of his mind
>She squeeks a terrified apology when she realizes what she's done
>This time it's his turn not to listen as the ultra potent aphrodesiac burns him up inside
>He kisses her back, hugs her back on the splintery wood while she flounders in his arms
>When he calms down enough, he wraps his arm in a piece of his shirt while she kicks at the litter under the bench in awkward silence, looking like a skittish rabbit ready to run
>Forget the money. This is a chance to get a little more of what he really wants.
"Tell you what darlin', you leave a few of your spines with me and we'll go somewhere a little more private. A gal should be comfortable her first time."

>A Day in the Life of a Pregnant Gamer Gazer and Her Husband.
>You Barricade the room you are sitting in, board up every window, shut every vent, even fill the tiniest of spaces with caulk. You do one final check before you pull out a thick burlap sack with a padlocked chain wrapping it close. You undo the combination and remove the chain and then pull out some wrapping paper.
>Just then you get the feeling there are eyes around ever corner of the room.
>"Anooooooooon. I know you're in theeeeeere! Let me have a little peek!"
>"No Gracie! These are for Christmas!"
>"LET ME SEE!"
>You hear banging at each corner of the room and begin wrapping presents super fast.
>"ANON! GIVE ME MY PRESENTS!"
>"Give me mine and maybe we'll talk!"
>"NEVER! I WANT MY PRESENTS!"
>The door starts to crack and the barricade starts to push, and the windows shakes
>You wrap up the last of the gifts as your hear the door about to break
>"ANOOOOOOOOON!"
>Gracie breaks down the door as her eyestalks break in through the windows and vents, seeing you're gone down a secret passage in the floor
>"No..."
>She turns and runs as fast as she can in the opposite direction, seeing the lights of the Christmas tree as you place the last of the presents under the tree.
>"Better luck next year Gracie."
>She grinds her teeth and reaches out for them.
>"AH AH AH! You know the rules. You open any present before Christmas you have to buy double for me next year."
>"GAH! BUT THEY'RE RIGHT THERE!"
>You get up and kiss her head.
>"And they'll stay there until Christmas Morning. Now...where did you hide MY present?"
>She wraps you in her stalks
>"OH NO YOU DON'T!"

>But anon, this IS the kind of picture you can put on a Christmas card you send grandma!

>>12821501
Not if you're so much in love you don't pay attention.

Why is your maid out in the rain? What kind of a monster are you?

>>12821555
>love

You're a riot anon.

>>12821575
People can be in love and completely oblivious to how bad the sex is until they're not in love anymore. What's funny about that? It's tragic.

>>12821565
She's a water dragon and she looks fine?

>>12821565
Well SOMEONE needs to keep the sidewalk relatively dry
Otherwise it'll freeze, become icy and I'll get sued by whoever slips

>>12821585
Plan to get master to comfort me with head pats: failed.

>>12821581
The implication that you're in love with the first person you do it with is hilarious.

>>12821590
Would she be fine with a warming hug?

>>12820932

Starfire Wurm is 2cute4me. It's too bad comic Starfire is such a vapid whore, but it doesn't make the one from the show any less adorable and pure.

>>12821521
Christmas is serious business to a gamer household

>>12821591
So you're implying that has never happened, ever, and can't happen?
>>12821600
Pyrrhic Victory?

>>12821683
It's very uncommon these days. Even more than in my time.

How is it phyrric?

Would you rape a monster loli while her mother cheers you on?

>>12821718
No. What is wrong with you.

>>12821718

No.

>>12821718
No.

>>12821718
No.

>>12821718
Nyet

>>12821718
Sure, why not.

>>12821740
We have a turd in the punch-bowl. I repeat, turd in the punch-bowl.

>You’ll never be a single man in a world where monstergirls and humans have only just started to coexist
>You’ll never be a bit skeptical about them at first, opting not to get too close to them right off the bat, unlike other more open-minded people
>You’ll never go out for a stroll one snowy afternoon as Christmas nears just to admire the wonderful lights and decorations set up by locals around town
>You’ll never see happy families having fun around you as you walk, most monstergirls enjoying themselves by bombarding their husbands with all kinds of questions about Christmas, as the holiday is completely foreign and new to them
>You’ll never see little monstergirl children running around and playing together, as the thin layer of snow that covers the pavement cushions their steps
>You’ll never take a break from walking and sit down on a nearby bench at the town’s square, quietly observing the lively scenery around you
>You’ll never suddenly hear the sound of muffled steps on the snow, as somebody approaches you
>You’ll never look to your side, only to see a young, shivering monstergirl wearing old, tattered winter clothes quietly staring back at you
>You’ll never ask her where her parents are, as it’s dangerous for a child to be wandering around town alone
>She’ll never surprise you by not even knowing what the word “parent” means, a clear sign that she’s homeless, most likely abandoned by her guardians
>You’ll never put your skepticism about monstergirls aside for morality’s sake and offer your coat to protect her from the cold weather, to which she’ll reluctantly accept
>She’ll never decide to sit by your side on the bench and tell you that you’re the first person who’s ever been this kind to her, or to least talk to her, as everybody else seemed to just ignore her presence wherever she went

cont.

Holy shit, we are full of normals.

>>12821763

>You’ll never ask her if she’d like to hear a story in an attempt to distract her and hopefully chase her sad thoughts away
>She’ll never agree on it with a curious look on her face, partially oblivious to what you mean
>You’ll never fascinate the little monstergirl with a short Christmas tale you remember from your childhood, your storytelling skills being good enough to keep her entertained throughout the whole thing
>She’ll never beg you to tell another story with an expectant expression, as she clearly enjoyed your narrative
>You’ll never eventually give in and tell her another one, as her reactions to your every sentence become livelier and more expressive, unintentionally drawing a bit of attention to yourselves
>You’ll never notice other children gathering around you as to listen to your tales
>They’ll never become immersed in your storytelling, enjoying every moment as you gladly share your childhood’s memories with them
>You’ll never become some kind of local attraction for amusing the youngsters, as their parents thank you for keeping their children entertained while they were busy buying Christmas presents
>You’ll never eventually be left alone with the tiny homeless monstergirl once again as the sun goes down, all the other kids eventually leaving with their parents and going home
>You’ll never be then approached by a street officer as you’re about to say your goodbyes to the child and take your leave
>The officer will never ask you about your acquaintance with the girl, as she looks awfully familiar with a lost child they’re looking for
>You’ll never feel her tiny paws cling onto your leg before you have the chance to answer, making you look down, only to be met with her worried little face as she looks up at you

What would you tell the officer, Anon?

>>12821765
Tell the truth. Rape may not be a crime in MGC but kidnapping certainly is. Right?

>>12821718
How is it rape? Wouldn't she be fucking me while her mother cheers her on?

>>12821463
>>12821511
This appeases my dick quite well.

>>12821784
>cheers you on
You're not her.

>>12821721
I just realized that if you were to do so, that'd probably be how it would go down. That Alice story put the thought in my head. Also, what's wrong with YOU? Here we have minsters raping men and shotas but raping a monster goes too far? Even worse than the anon who wanted to impaled a succubus? Or the guy who wants to fuck a dead loli?

>>12821795
>Here we have minsters raping men and shotas
This is bad, anon. Very, very bad indeed.

>>12821784
No, I imagined a loli walking with her mother and then some guy comes out of an alley and just pushes her down and gets to business. The mother, instead of pouncing on the guy just sits down and watches the scene. Maybe even thanking you all the while since "my daughter needed to learn the taste of a man." Or something like that.

>>12821799
Don't be an asshole, you know what I meant.

>This new thread

>>12821815
But anon, ALL the things you mentioned are bad.

>>12821817
I blame the holidays.

Would you let her keep you warm at night, Anon?

>>12821820
From a human standpoint. Then someone wrote that loli manticore buying a prostitute and it all clicked into place. It's no wonder it's nect to impossible to be rejected by a monster. If you stop to think about them they are really screwed up.

>>12821833
I would indeed. Desert Region nights are horribly cold.

>>12821833
Implying I'm not lying under a mountain of Kehpris in a tomb somewhere.

>>12820841
Jurogumo
>>12821833
I'd do my best.

When is the next world guide due?

>>12820720
>stereotype

>>12821843
No clue.

>>12820847
Name one thing that's wrong with Shirohebi.

>>12821877
They don't have asses.

>>12820860
Then how about deredere onee-san

>>12821884
Any onee-san is good.

>>12821879
Lamias can have asses, and she must certainly must since she doesn't have a cloaca.

>>12821891
Then show me her arse.

>>12821879
The lamias from MGE have.

Don't forget to rub your wolfu's ears to let her know how much you love her.

>>12821895
This is the correct procedure for fluffy ears.

>>12821894
I bet it's like that one Butter-t picture with the Wurm...

>>12821893
Why are you asking me to show you her ass? You sone kind of pervert?

>>12821909
This is a scientific issue. If she has an ass, the only way to prove it is by showing it, since I can't grope it.

>>12821895
Are these two related?

>>12821910
Well, most monstergirls can change their appareance to an extent. You just need to ask her to retract her scales a little.

>>12821918
Seeing is believing anon.

Asses on lamias are centaur front pussy retarded

>>12821913
related in what sense?

>>12821928
What if I liked butts AND Lamias?
Although they aren't among my top 3 favorite races.

>>12821919
There's tons of lamiass, just not by KC, I think.

>>12821928
Shut up horsefucker.

>>12821957
Family.

>>12821958
>Not having lamias in your top 3

What is your top 3?

>>12821972
Werecats, Harpies, and Undead.

In no particular order.

What kills her smile?

>>12821969
Well if girls can marry girls then yeah, they'd be family

>>12821979
Getting NTR'd by a Jabberwock the moment she chooses her husbando.

>>12821979
An angry little man?

>>12821979
Being ganged by Hellhounds

>>12821984
That just makes me sad inside.

>>12821981
>yuri

You piece of shit.

>>12821984
>>12821987

I swear to god, these better not be connected

>>12821979

>>12822002
I don't know man.

>>12821981
>Yuri

>>12822002
But anon, they are.

>>12821409
Sure, although this is 5 hours late.
Use Pastebin though.