/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12815092
17

what the fuck is kancolle

I am only in for the porn. Oh, and Kancolle porn is shit.

>>12815097
Lol check out this newfag.

dath wuthup

>>12815092
20

>>12815099

it's really very disappointing

>>12815092

Still haven't.

>>12815116
idgi is this some /mu/ meme?

>>12815116
idgi is this some /mu/ meme?

>>12815121

>>12815124
>>12815122
:D

二十二

>>12815130
damnit i didnt mean to double post! now the jan is gonna ban me!

nice reclining-2hu-meme there, OPsie
can't wait for meme-wave at next comiket in a few days, i wonder if they'll manipulate the numbers again just for the better meme impact

>>12815141
>this whole post
butthurt 2hunigger is butthurt

>>12815141

>actually getting mad at touhou

LMAO SORRYYYY IM SOOO SORRY FOR HURTING UR FEELINGSSSSSSSSSS LMAOOOO B A R T H B O Y S

>>12815092
Taowoah is something to be grown out of?

jesus christ, what happened to this board?

>>12815166
We have been suppressed too long. It all started with the deletion of the NEET threads.

>>12815092
Kancolle will die a year. Screenshot this post if you don't believe me.

>>12815174

it went wrong when moot created the stupid, pointless board in the first place

>>12815195
I never left /a/

>>12815198
neither did i bro

Ive yet to grow into it.

>>12815205
>>12815198
Go back there you weebs.

I still don't know a thing about kancolle

2hu4life

I grew into it at 22

>>12815252
newfag gtfo

>grew out of
Always gets me.

So you think you're an adult now? Or even mature?

>>12815099
I'm not an active fan of Kancolle, but the porn is pretty good. The girls are cute, and most of the rape art is of good quality.

>>12815218n
it seems like too much effort to get into. You have to check a twitter account on a daily basis for a lottery just to get a chance of getting an account, the switch your system time back and forth, then find a third-party client or edit your cookies every so often just to even play without being banned.

Ignoring the shitposting, I don't think a franchise that you love and care about is really something you 'grow out of', even if sometime in the future there is (next to) no content being produced.

I know that Kancolle is used mostly for porn. And there is a game or something. But browser games are retarded so I avoid it.

>>12815092
Never growing out of it.
#2HU4LYFE

I'm not a big Touhou fan, but every New Year's Eve when my parents are out to celebrate with family and friends I sit alone in my room with closed curtains, put my Touhou figures on my desk, and then I play Touhou and eat Cup Noodles. This year I ordered some directly from Japan together with some candy and melonpan.

Zun messed up by not making one of the 2hus a trap

>>12815312
How extravagant of you.

I kind of wish I never played kancolle.
After playing it for like half a year and then quitting, every time I see kancolle doujinshi or stuff, I just feel somewhat repulsed at it because it reminds me of how little fun I had when I played it and even worse, how awful the threads on jp were. I pretty much had every single thing from Yamato to Taihou (who I think was the newest ship at the time) when I quit.
I'd probably have more pleasure reading the fanworks if I just stayed a secondary. I mean, the jokes don't really need any sort of exposition.

>i dont need to grow out of touhou

#JustAutistThings

seriously you might as well fuck off to >>>/mlp/

>>12815092
I don't hate Kancolle, but for some reason their porn doujinshi don't get me hard at all.
Not even the ones drawn by famous/good artists I like.

>>12815373
I like Kancolle doujins because I don't feel guilty seeing them be bitch slut whores.

ZUN is starting to lose his touch and Kancolle will always be shit

>>12815099
Kancolle porn has only one advantage over 2hu, and that's the fact that it has way more genderswap trap porn for some reason. Also, the Teitoku ensures that yurishit is relegated to only a small niche.

Otherwise though, 2hu has better character designs.

I thought kancole looked interesting at first but then kanshitters invaded the board with their inferiority complexes screaming about how 2hu was dead and it made me not ever want to see it again.

Kancolle is feces.

i enjoy reading jp and i never play the games
so i guess never

My fav. character doesn't get alot of recognition in the fandom and Touhou 12-Hopeless Masquerade has been fucking awful, so I may aswell leave the dwindling fandom.

Most of /jp/ probably hasn't jumped ship (lol) because the barrier of entry is higher than just simply browsing tumblr and Danbooru.

At what age you outgrew Penny Arcade?

For me, it was when I turned 14.

People still care about that anime girl boat simulator?

I wish KC had an actual video game attached to it instead of that skinnerbox browser shit

Even that amateur Armored Core reskin is more legit

>>12815600
Peope still care about that anime girl youkai shoot em' up?

2hu is feces.

>>12815707
you a excrement

>>12815720
say that to my fac not online see what happens

>>12815726

you forgot the fucker

>>12815726
Where do you live?

>>12815702
That sounds more interesting.

I didn't outgrow Touhou, I just kinda lost interest. But it managed to catch me for three years, so that's something.

Kancolle held my interest for about one year. I still like the concept of the series, but the game kind of sucks, I don't read H-doujinshi, and the Western internet communities are fucking awful. So that kind of puts a damper on things.

I already latched myself onto another series but that might only last a year now too.

>>12815092
like umm...now I guess.
2hu is like pokeymans but for slightly older children. You're bound to grown out of it eventually.

>>12815092
29. I've been enjoying it if for a few years. But all the new games after Subterrean Animism are shit and so are the characters

>>12815092
>How old were you when you grew out of Touhou?
I never got into it in the first place.

>>12815092
I got into it when I was 19, grew sick of it when I was 22

Grew out? I always hated that tern. I like Touhou, but I have other hobbies I put much more time into. I just like having a few of the plushies on my shelf.

I love touhou more than ever. I'm still terrible at it. I don't care.

Does feel like zun kinda doesn't know what he's doing any more.

>>12815764
If it's like pokemon, you'll be bound to pretend that you've grown out of it to look cool but then go back to playing it once you realize how stupid that is.

>>12815873
'Look what happens to people when they get married' - Niels Bohr

I haven't even grown into it yet. Where do I even start? Does /jp/ have a wiki?

>>12815885

Man pokemon could be so much more I like making crude fan comics about its universe. I will always like it.

>>12815904
Touhouwiki has a ton of information but it's not actually the greatest place to get started.

I suggest you start with Embodiment of Scarlet Evil (because it was first), Hisoutensoku (because it's accessible) for official games. For secondary material, well, there's a wealth of comics and music to choose from. I could make recommendations but most people just went at random.

>>12815928
>Embodiment of Scarlet Evil

Yeah, this pisses me off. Fucking kankolle stole a bunch of the best artists who were drawing touhou art.

>>12815950
why is this 2hu so fucking smug?

>>12815960

you would be too if you had a mansion and perfect skin

I love both Kancolle and Touhou and warring over them is stupid as fuck since they're completely different.

>>12815975
She only has perfect skin because she's dead and therefore doesn't sweat. It's like taxidermy, prepare it once and it's good to go indefinitely.

>>12815985
They compete for artists and fanbooks by the virtue of the fact that there are only so many artists and booth spaces available.

The one place they really don't compete is fangames, because Kadokawa is jews.

>>12815997
Okay but there is still a lot of both so as a fan of both I remain happy.

Kancolle could mean the end of otaku culture at this point. It will turn into netouyo culture. You could have stopped this.

>>12816175
It's not necessarily that way, one could easily write a story about how the girls are happy to be reborn in a fight where they can unambiguously say they were fighting on the right side.

Most people just gloss over it.

Nigger please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhzxtyQPj-g

>>12815099
I can't get off to 2hu porn so kancolle is a godsend for me

I can't get off to Kancolle porn so 2hu is a godsend for me

The greatest trick 2hu ever pulled was convince the world it was declining.

>>12816175
Netouya here, why do you hate me for my existence?

>>12815950
yuri actions with the help should be avoided when they are on their period...

>>12816434
it's the radical right which caused all those girls to fight a war they couldn't win in the first place

I like the secondary material too much to ever grow out of it.

I still haven't beat all the games on normal, but I'm learning moon speak to read untranslated doujins and 4koma.

>>12815092
So, this year, huh?

Fucking kids.

>>12815092
>growing out of something
>implying you can no longer enjoy x when older
>if you can't enjoy x at age y, why enjoy it at age z?

Welp /jp/, you're opening a whole can of worms here. If you've grown out of something, it means you never enjoyed it in the first place.

Adults who still like 2hu are like adults who still like Pokemon or mlp. You're all fucking freaks.

>>12816582
Unlike Pokemon, most 2hu fans are 16 to 20s since kids can't beat Touhou and the art is just too weird for kiddy taste.

>>12816582
Nowadays it's considered normal and even kind of cool if you're an adult and like Pokemon.

Kuso thread.
Kuso award.
Kuso of the year.

>>12816582
>Adults who still like 2hu are like adults who still like Pokemon or mlp. You're all fucking freaks.

sounds like you're butthurt about not enjoying fun things

>>12815092
Thanks for the occasional reminder that some people actually take "growing out" of something they like seriously.

>>12816607
What alternate reality do you hail from? I don't know if it's the area I live in, but most people think if you're still seriously into cartoons by age 20, you're a huge loser.

>>12816651
It's somewhat common among nerdy college students.

>>12816651
Talking about the game, not the cartoon.

>>12816651
>but most people think if you're still seriously into cartoons by age 20, you're a huge loser.

that's what lowly-educated people think.

in college and university, everyone is a lot more open-minded.

>>12816666
Hello there Satan.

I was using the term "cartoon" liberally in my previous post. I meant anything 2D and 3D game graphics to some extent.

>>12816678
CS departments are full of nerds who play video games, and they stay like that for at least a few years after they graduate.

>>12816655
The majority of people who like Pokemon nowadays haven't played anything pre 3rd gen, even if they are college aged or older. I believe most of them like it ironically.

Pokemon is still very popular in Japan, and you'll often see groups of people sitting outside Pokemon Centres playing or trading.

>growing out of touhou
You might as well just go to reddit and /a/ if this actually happened to you.

Kancolle will become obsolete, if not next year then the next.

Kadokawa will fuck it up somehow. I can feel it.

And the Kancolle copycats will steal the fanbase.

Will touhou 15 be good?

>>12816690

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>>12816708
Nobody cares about castle collection.

>>12816717
Say all you want about Shiropro, it's doing great for an obvious kancolle impersonator.

>>12816697
>Pokemon is still very popular in Japan

Except that Youkai Watch basicially stole their entire teen demographics from them.
Most of the Pokemon fans both in Japan and in the West are just insufferable grownups who distanced themselves from videogames for some time and now returned to play the classic series of their youth to relive their childhood like the manbabies they are.

>>12816697
Interesting, considering I stopped liking Pokemon after I turned 18 (I'm 20 now). BW were the last decent games in the franchise. XY fucking sucked and I don't think I'll be purchasing ORAS either. Fuck you, Masuda.

>>12816708
>Kadokawa will fuck it up somehow. I can feel it.

Doesn't matter, the thing is already to the point where it just sells no matter the quality. Like madoka, it started like a nice thing and ended up milked to the max because the productors discovered the fans would eat up everything they would throw at them.

>>12816674
That's only true if you like basic bitch shit like Pokemon, Dragonball Z or Adventure Time. Anything else and you just get weird looks from normies. The only people in university who are open-minded are your Kawaii Desu XDDD weeaboos, moba twitch dot tv players who want to raise the dongers utnil 5 am in the morning, and vegan tumblr kids.

>>12816723
>Except that Youkai Watch basicially stole their entire teen demographics from them.

You can't be serious.

>>12816758
He's somewhat right, on Japanese twitter and pixiv I see Youkai Watch fucking everywhere

Can I just drop by to say that claiming you grew out of something makes you an asshat?

It's the kind of thing normies tell themselves to justify not having fun anymore because they're too busy being normal.

implying I ever liked Touhou and I don't come here just for the VN threads

>>12816750
You're right. But you can't keep it up for long.

Kancolle will sell no matter what, but not for long if the franchise does not evolve. And bad decisions are already in place: that bad looking anime; Vita port (of all things a fucking Vita); the pc game is stale as fuck.

Nicoviedo is what keeps kancolle alive with all the MMD's and let's plays.

>>12816758
Pokemon a owakon, deal with it

"Kancolle will be dead by the end of 2015" - 2hu fan

>>12816812
Serves you right for asking 8 yen more, assholes.

>>12816735
I'm 19 and I've always liked Pokemon. The grinding element has gotten a bit stale, but I'm always able to find enjoyment in competitive play.

>>12816772
It's just an adapted /tv/ troll thread about outgrowing Tarantino.

>>12816805
I don't get what you mean. Otaku oriented stuff is typically on Sony machines, and this is obviously more of a portable game.

>>12816845
But you don't need to grow out of him. Just watch Peckinpah and you've seen all of Tarantino.

>>12816865
I'm pretty sure you can already play Kancolle using the Vita's web browser.

Is /jp/ full of teenagers who think it's cool to switch hobbies every two months?

>>12816888
I think that'd be preferable over people who think you can't switch hobbies

>>12816620
>looks like you can't enjoy eating shit, unlike me :^)
>eating shit is fun, haters gonna hate :^)

This is you.

>>12816772
Manchild detected.

>>12816911
It's /jp/, your manchild detector ought to have exploded.

>>12816865
Vita is fucking commercial failure. Even in Japan.

At least release it on a platform that sells if you want your franchise to keep growing.

I'm 27 and I'm still into touhou.

>>12816817
"Kancolle will be dead by the end of 2014" - 2hu fan, 2013

>>12816930
Worse than being 27 and still a virgin

Touhou is for tumblr tweens.

Why do 2huniggers always try to damage control their failing franchise? Is it because they feel left out by KanColle's high barrier of entry?

That's really pathetic.

When I got into the series, I found the games to be alright for a schmup. Nothing perfect, but good.

ZUN clearly uses Touhou as his playground for his interests. Vidya/Bananame/Mango that he enjoys is shoved into the series, some characters even honoring things. His ability to mash certain foreign-religious/cultural concepts however, is pretty shit and he knows well that he's bad at it. But remember, 2hu isn't meant to be taken seriously, at all.

But then, the fandom. I won't even take the time to explain why the fandom ruins Touhou... since anybody with a decently working brain should know.

>>12816964
I lack a decently working brain.

>kancolle and 2hu

literally the naruto and bleach of otaku games.

>>12815129
implying you're a 22 year old male on 4chan

>>12816964
No offense meant, and I've lost interest in Touhou for a while now, but what is wrong with the western touhou fandom again?

>>12816964

A fandom can only ruin a series if they somehow gain creative input or the devs start seriously listening to the retards. This isn't the case with Touhou.

>>12816967
Well, lucky for you we have a prime example of the kind of shit that's in 2hu, right in this thread!

If you look at >>12815928 , he seems to suggest this:
>Embodiment of Scarlet Evil (because it was first)

This is a very strong mistake that fans use, baiting newfags into using EoSD as their first game. He also suggests using soku as a place to start, which is a fan-service based fighter, NOT a place for starters.

That's almost like suggesting somebody to only watch Stardust Crusaders (no manga either, just the remake) and play All-Star Battle, in order to get into JoJo.

>>12816974
Read above.

>>12816469
That's the government's problem, not my netouyo problem.

>This Kancolle fad will surely be forgotten
>Any minute now...

>>12816175
that has always been the case, nerd

>>12816982
>This is a very strong mistake that fans use, baiting newfags into using EoSD as their first game.
And what's wrong with EoSD?

>He also suggests using soku as a place to start, which is a fan-service based fighter, NOT a place for starters.
It's a great place to start if you just want to get into the story and characters quickly.

>>12816532
you're the worst kind of person

>>12815099
Kancolle has some pretty good shota porn but beyond that it's kinda lackluster.

>>12816757
Wisdom

>>12817108
>2hu
>characters
>story

AHAHAHAHA

>>12816982
Stardust Crusaiders is a fine place to start in JoJo, I started with the original OVAs and had no goddamn clue what was going on(this was before they added the episodes leading up to Egypt) but it was sick and stylish as hell, i never read pt 1 until years later and only skimmed pt 2 my first time

>>12815092
16

>>12817142
It's as if you don't know about all the printed items ZUN has been dishing out the last decade in one last ditch effort to deny what is being told to you.

>>12815092

Always a 2hu fan.

Too much of a hassle to both learn moon runes and do all the bullshit to get a kancolle account

Also what's with the recent trend for /jp/ to have a large anti 2hu crowd?

>>12817181
It's trendy to practice self-hate and self-mock.

>>12817181
It's as if people don't get board of the same jokes and threads remade over and over again

>>12817188

But I dont.

Because the same thread invokes different comments and discussions.

Why would you get bored?

>>12817188
>board of the same jokes
>board
lmao not gonna get board of this

>>12817199
because it spawns shit taste lmao

>>12817220

>He thinks Touhou threads are shit taste

>>12815213
Enjoy your /b/ board in disguise.

>>12817227
>using le neo-doggie as reaction mémé pic

your not even trying bro

>>12815092
Summer never ends for underage ban.

>>12817279

>he expects me to try on a indonesian image board

>>12817227
>>12817279
>>12817294
Who are thou guys quoting?

>>12817303

>Technically with over 153 billion humans who ever existed on earth. Everything has already been said by somebody already.

>>12817323
Who dere said that?

>>12817303
>Thinks people only use greentext for quoting and saging to hide conversations.

>>12817220
>>12817227
You both

kiss each other NOW AT THIS INSTANT!

>>12817294
>this guy trying to dodge reality

lol bet you cant eben 2hupost

>>12817339
it's called an epic meme dude.

>>12817354
No, it's not, it's abusing the quoting function.

>>12817339
>>12817339
>look at me am i fit in rite guys?

just get out...

You already look bad enough to discuss with!

To be honest, Touhou is like alcohol, I'll never get bored of it. I'm ok with Kancolle too, still play it casually as a way to kill time.
All this Touhou vs Kancolle is ridiculous, can't we have both?

>>12817376
No, it's fun to shitpost over.

>>12817376
if 2hu is like alcohol, what is kancolle like? I think gasoline, I like the smell of gasoline.

I fucking love Friday nights.

>>12817404
is this relevant?

>>12817376

>>12817406
As relevant as this thread.

Which kanmusu would you make love to?

>>12817399
coffee, because it's actually good for you and doesn't taste like shite like alcohol

>>12817421
i would pick your mother but i already to that to her every night

>>12817429
>coffee
>good for you

Touhou is like a girl's vagina and kancolle is like her anus. You can put it in both.

captcha: bowel

>>12817456
The vagina is less tight than the anus, but is better for access. The anus is tighter to enter than the vagina, but it's the shit tube so it has more risks.