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What do Aya's eggs taste like?

>>12715360
They probably taste like her eggs.

I want to taste Aya's abortions!

The omelets were made from her eggs.

what were the omelets made from?

I want to ejaculate on her food and make her eat it. Let's see how she likes it.

>>12715440
They're her eggs, you're going to get her pregnant if you do that

It's been said before, but the joke is funnier without the "its my eggs" punchline.

>>12715486
This is very true.

>>12715486
I think that's the point.

haven't seen that comic in years

>>12715346
>Note: omelets are made from eggs.

>>12715486
Wouldn't even be the same type of joke.

>>12715486
The whole reason edits exist is because of this very same comment years ago.

>>12715346
Would be funnier if the note says "omelets are made from my eggs."

>>12715346
Sekibanki.

>>12715346
All of them at the same time.

>>12722693
>Fucking the not sexy laser spamming abomination

>>12722714
>not enjoying her small asshole warmed by a good spanking
>not enjoying her small moans of pain and pleasure as you're ramming your hips against her red ass

>>12722741

I've achieved erection

>>12722749
That's what preliminary are for : to get you in the mood for a good ass pounding. As a giver.

>>12722741
>>12722749
>>12722753
Good old sexy time with banki.

moot point conceived

all of the 2sluts are fuggen hot
probably all of them

>>12722763
>you will never come back home after a harassing day working your ass off
>you will never find Sekibanki waiting for you at home
>you will never ask her how her day was
>you will never scold her for scaring yet another guy from the village
>you will never bend her over a table, bare her ass, and start spanking her
>you will never spank her until her ass is as red as her skirt
>you will never caress her sexy bottom while she's softly crying
>you will never take your dick out and slowly pushes it in her asshole while she bites on her own fist
>you will never fuck Sekibanki in the ass from behind after a good spanking
>you will never bend forward, grab her head, turn it around, and kiss her while ravaging her asshole
>you will never know that bliss

I made myself sad. I must write a story like that. Or bugger a writefag until he does it.

>>12722777

There are no writefags on /jp/. That's why I envy boards like /a/, /x/, and /mlp/. They are slightly less shitty than they would normally be because they have the occasional writefag.

>>12722792
There were writefags on /jp/. They all left or got banned.

And last time I tried writing something, I got spammed by secondaries with their "mai waifu isn't like that" !

>>12722799
I haven't left! I'm just super depressed all the time, that's all.

Someday I'll wake up and make a great art for all of my /jp/ friends.

Less talky, more Banki.

>>12722834

You mean someday you won't wake up and all your suffering will have ended.

Is Flandre as spankable as Sekibanki?

>>12722880
If you want to be turned into a fine red blood mist.

>>12722903
If I could control time...

>>12722936
That looks like two sideways asses. Legs don't work that way.

>>12722855
Well, that too.
I want to at least force myself on a catholic school girl or a Japanese high school girl before that happens, though.

Mystia laying some nutritious eggs.

>>12723610
>black square
>not a mosaic
Pleb.

>>12722741
Man, why do you have to tarnish a good image with an awful post. How can one person be simultaneously great and awful.

>>12725693
That's called loving.

>>12722777
>fuck Sekibanki in the ass
filthy degenerate

>>12722777
I'll write your damn story, anon. Don't be so fucking needy.

It will also include that cute copypasta where anon is forced by Sexybanki to take her head to the convenience-store for icecream on a hot day while her body stays at home in front of a fan.

And there will be spanking. Oh yes, there will be spanking.

>>12738589

>>12738789

>>12738589
And you are?

>>12738787
>trusting anon
Yeah, delete system32.

Bump because that thread is relevant of my interests.

>>12740109
Yeah, great idea, makes windows faster.

I want to have doll-sex with Alice

>>12738589
Where are you going to post it?

I know she was a man, but 10/10 would bang.

Utsuho Reiuji

>>12745189

>>12722777
Illegal in Britain!

omelettes with Aya's eggs!

Reisen.

I want to have sex with Ran

>>12738589
>It will also include that cute copypasta where anon is forced by Sexybanki to take her head to the convenience-store for icecream on a hot day while her body stays at home in front of a fan.
Oh, I posted that. I don't know if you're serious or not but if you are I'd love to see it.

Don't feel pressured though. I know better than to expect something from an anonymous person on the internet.

>>12759875
>spanking is banned
Fucking assholes limeys son of bitches.

>>12722714
>>12722741
>>12723755
>>12740109
>>12722777

>>12745189

>>12760141
Imagine living here.

>>12722792

http://archiveofourown.org/users/taiyakisoba/

There's this guy. He's written some really heartwarming pieces, and his Ran story is incredible.

>>12760170
~ Ｋｅｉｎｅ　Ｌｉｅｂｅ　ｅｒｌａｕｂｔ ~

>>12760180
Haven't read his Ran story, but I liked his Kyouko story.
Even through it goes to easily from "I am but a heartbroken man" to "a cute touhou I MUST FUCK".

>>12738589
Sorry, I totally forgot I posted this. Liquors drunkened me. Here are some late replies:

>>12722792
We do exist. Maybe I should funpost more or say I'm a gril to get attention.

>>12738787
I promise I won't let you down, anon. Well, maybe a bit.

>>12740109
^see tripfaggotry above. I promise only to use it when talking about my work and not because I think people give a fuck about my opinion of 'which 2hu would you fug'.

>>12745852
On FF.net and AO3, anon. I'll link to it when it's done.

>>12759927
I loved the idea, anon. I'm very grateful to you greentext writers for your constant inspiration. I wish I could condense ideas down as much as that instead of overwriting 22,000 words of some dude having sex with a 2hu.

>>12760180
Thank you for the vote of confidence anon. That Ran story is my personal favourite.

My next story is a Shinmyoumaru-is-my-waifu story but I'll work on the Sekibanki story after that.

>>12760199
I finished that one last night. I wish he had been a little bit more suave with it, but I think he's trying to develop his female characters more.

>>12760205
Wow, weird. I just finished your Kogasa story less than five minutes ago. I enjoyed it.

I'll look forward to your future work.

There's also that other fag called Fontaine or something. Maybe he can be bothered to write something, his Flandre story wasn't half bad, if extremely creepy.

>>12760206
Yeah, but the change is too sudden. If he tried to suggest that Kyouko has been thinking about it, he was extremely clumsy, because, as I said, it went from "you don't understand I'm doing this because I want to!" to "lolol byakuren can go fuck her brother, let's have naked sex in the snow because diarrhea is romantic".

>>12760199
Haha. Yeah. The story did suffer from premature climax a bit. I guess I just wanted to write something of a reasonable length for once. Glad you enjoyed it though, anon. Read my Ran one. There'll be a Chen and Yukari version one day.

>>12760210
Does sex in the snow really give you diarrhea?

I'll never find out for myself.

>>12760211
Do they roll for vaginal dilatation too?

>>12760209
I'm Paul Fontaine. And no, I've been too busy with other stuff to write.

>>12760213
Does being naked in the snow makes you cold?

>>12760214
>roll for vaginal dilation.
Fucking FATAL.

Yeah, being naked in the snow would make me cold. What's that got to do with the hershey squirts?

>>12760207
Thanks anon. That one was fun to write. I think Kogasa is very cute.

>>12760210
>because diarrhea is romantic

wut. That would be some holy-grail erotic writing, anon. Maybe I'll attempt it one day.

Anyway, as I understand it, Byakuren must have let Kyouko have the day off. It's canonical that she doesn't spend every day sweeping.

>>12760217
I could answer that question with great difficulties, but I think it's better if you just take off your clothes, run outside, and dive in snow until you can't feel your hands anymore.

>>12760221
That reminds me, I should change my name to Scat, so that I can say "Welcome to my new story. This is scat."

>>12760223
We don't have snow where I live, just unremarkable coffee and gloomy hipsters. I'll have to take your word for it.

>>12760214
>Do they roll for vaginal dilatation too?

Uh, I guess I'm missing something. Vidya/ doujinshi reference maybe?

Anyway, I'm writing stuff for the robots at the moment so there may be a short wait for my next 2hu story. But it's nice to find people actually reading my stuff.

Night, /jp/.

>>12760236
>Uh, I guess I'm missing something. Vidya/ doujinshi reference maybe?
Google FATAL. In all caps. It'll explain better than any of us. Look for the 1d4chan wiki. And prepare to laugh.

>>12760234
To put it simply, if you stay in the cold for too long, you end up shitting liquid crap. Not literally a diarrhea but still highly unpleasant.
Not too mention it looks like chocolate milk.

>>12760245
Not to mention*

>>12760245
Thank you. Knowing is half the battle.

>>12760236
I have some other things to say about your story, I'll post my comment on that archive thingy website.

>>12715416
Eating eggs are nothing like eating an abortion. It's more like eating the chunky stuff that comes out when a girl menstruates.

>>12760973
I am not eating eggs again.

>>12761047
I'm eating an omlette right now. It's fully of cheese, bacon, mushrooms, and tomato bits.
I think I'm going to pick out the tomatos.

>>12715567
Reiblu!
I remember that comic.

>>12753580
>I know she was a man.
Thata not canon, bro. Miko is inspired from Shotoku, and may be him if ZUN says so. So there isn't anything wrong with you banging Miko because I want bang Tojiko.

>>12762007
>Miko is inspired from Shotoku
No, Miko IS Shotoku.

And she's sexy as fuck. 10/10 would make love tenderly and have a millions beautiful children together with her.

>>12715346
So how come noone posted the original yet?

>>12761985

>>12761985
Didn't know there was a non lewd version.

>>12761985
I like Kieyza. Too bad he's mostly into porn, his style doesn't work well with it.

Pic related.

>>12764888
His non porn vastly outnumbers his porn. Blame scanners.

>>12770848
Only saw his porn books.
And they're honestly pretty bad.

>>12738245
>he doesn't like anal
It's like you're a faggot Anon.

>>12772504
Meant for >>12772236, right? Hate the style all you want, but you're missing out if you don't read them.

>>12772538
You misunderstand.
I like Kieyza's style, I really do. But it's a style suited for comical books about touhou girls doing stupid or funny stuff.
It's not for porn. im doing porn is like... I dunno, Road Runner suddenly becoming a noir detective mystery story. Even if the story is good, the art style just doesn't suit.

>>12715346
Chen.

>>12716352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifgEjv27fe0
Thanks now I have this as earworm again.

>>12772504
who are you quoting?

>>12777650
You call that an earworm?
Please, at least try.

This is a real earworm : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXUOhiSvE48

>>12738245
You're a dumbass m8.

>>12790060

degenerate detected

>>12790077
How can you say you love a girl if you don't want to fuck her in the ass?

>>12790083
Correction:
How can you say love a girl when you won't have sexual relations in every orifice she has.

>>12715346
just one

>>12759875
>female ejaculation

>>12790115

>>12790085
It'll take a while before you want fuck someone in the ears.

>>12715346
What if I want to fuck Koishi?

>>12715346
Any 2hu dominant enough to force me into diapers and make her pathetic baby boy.

But if you twisted my arm: Momiji. Something about her does things to my dick.

>>12794092
You have some really weird fetishes.

>>12796092
Trust me, diapers are nothing compared to the shit you find on /d/. They're nothing more than an underwear fetish.

You can add Tenshi to that list, by the way. I took a look at her SWR sprites and she is simply too cute, plus her hair is long AND that lovely shade of blue.

>>12796918
I'm often on /d/ and diaper fetish is still one of the weirdest shit people can come up.
Along with tentacle, futa, castration, vore, torture gore, extreme bondage, and hypnosis fetish.

>>12797150
An underwear fetish is as strange as fetishes for dickgirls, torture, and cutting a dude's balls off?

You have some bizarre standards then.

>>12797150
There is nothing wrong with half of that list

>>12797189
So torture, castration and vore are okay? You're fucked up.

>>12797182
Wearing babies clothes is as strange as wanting to be devoured alive by a giant snake.

>>12797200
Wrong half. Tentacles, Futa, Bondage and Hypnosis are all good.

>>12797212
>tentacle
>good
>futa
>good
>bondage
>good
>hypnosis
>good
You have objectively shit tastes, anon.

Can't wait for SJWs to discover /d/ and how it treats women.

>>12790115
>liking maids
absolutely disgusting

>>12797219
Your taste is the minority on /jp/, therefore it's instantly worse.

>>12797200
>Wearing babies clothes
>what are adult diapers
Diapers are for everyone. It's literally no stranger than panties or glasses.

>>12797219
>Can't wait for SJWs to discover /d/ and how it treats women.
Apparently /d/ has one of the higher female populations of all of the 4chan boards.

>>12797200
>Wearing babies clothes is as strange as wanting to be devoured alive by a giant snake.

One of them is actually possible in real life though. I'll never understand the idea behind liking vore, futa, castration or whatever.

>>12797219

Tentacle and futa are shit, yeah, but bondage can be good and hypnosis can be really good, though I prefer mind break. I've recently fapped to a really nice fantasy of Byakuren and Miko getting mind broken/hypnotized into mentally being three-years-old.

>>12797300
Well, castration is possible in real life too, if you want to nitpick. Just like vore. You only get to enjoy it once.

>I've recently fapped to a really nice fantasy of Byakuren and Miko getting mind broken/hypnotized into mentally being three-years-old.
I'm more into spanking and domination. Crushing the girl's willpower without destroying her personality...

>>12797336
>I'm more into spanking and domination. Crushing the girl's willpower without destroying her personality...

Yeah this is actually one thing I'm thinking about. As much as I love it, mind-breaking someone into a toddler mentally pretty much gets rid of their personality. So sometimes it gets boring, but my dick does not lie.

Also good lord the SA crew is sexual. Let's just face it, Touhou has too many good girls to pick from. There's only a few I haven't fapped to at least once. Though Momiji alone makes up like half of those faps.

>>12797382
I think it is even better to spank the girls into submission if they're conscious about it. Not only it means that the tears are genuine, but it also means that they still feel the humiliation of being punished like kids by a lowly human meat bag.
Plus it get boring if they become blank.

And I totally agree with the "touhou has too many good girls" part. Between Sekibanki, Suwako, Nue and Chen, there are so many cute girls with short skirts.
If I had to make a list, all these would be in.

>>12797401
>Plus it get boring if they become blank.

I don't know...this is to taste, obviously, but I like the blank submissiveness of a regressed person, especially in that they'll happily do anything you ask them. It's the whole "this person right now literally doesn't know any better" thing that I like.

Humiliation is very good too though, I used to have this super-common fantasy of Aya getting punished for her constant privacy-invading and other shit. Of course it involved diapers and spanking.

>And I totally agree with the "touhou has too many good girls" part. Between Sekibanki, Suwako, Nue and Chen, there are so many cute girls with short skirts.

Suwako's almost too loli for me but otherwise you are right. Touhou characters all have such unique designs, it never feels like they're just the same generic girl.

Spanking is too soft and vanilla for me most of the times. I'm less into humiliation and more into domination and completely destroying the will of the Touhou. Though I don't care for destroying their personality like commonly seen in mindbreak.

>>12797291
That's not surprising since there are dongs everywhere.

>>12797441
The problem I have about that hardcore domination that you like is that it's basically about turning a touhou girl that you know and like into a blank canvas of a girl.

>>12797428
Hatate has the least slutty outfit here.
What a good girl!

>>12798533

she is a good girl

>>12798541
I want to spank until she asks for my opinion each time she's asked something.

>>12797219
Literally the objectification of women into things like chairs, cakes, onaholes, statues, etc

>>12798901
Pretty sure Hatate wouldn't like this.

>>12798994
Is there a fetish about turning women into furniture? Without amputating them or anything, just sitting on a naked woman on all fours.
Is there a fetish like that, just out of curiosity? If yes, how is it named?

>>12799108
She more she dislikes the idea, the more I'll have to spank her to break her resistance, so I'm fine with her not being fine.

>>12799295
It's named ``kill yourself, you sick fuck''. And by sick fuck, I mean sick even by /jp/ standards.

>>12799300
>he doesn't want to turn women into furniture
It's like you don't even know how economical it is to recycle the cook into a eating table when she's done working.

>>12760205
Where is the story? I tried googling, found nothing.

>>12715346
Hatate, as i like purple and feel i only deserve a secluded failure.

>>12799300
By shunning sexual inclinations like that you are literally oppressing furniture that turned into women everywhere. There's surely no higher pleasure for an armchair tsukumogami than being lovingly sat on.

>>12801467
I wonder, does a comfy armchair turns into a youkai with huge boobs? What about a bar stool? Does it turn into a slender, tall youkai?

>>12799300
What kind of freak are you?

>>12799108
I'd fuck Hatate. While wearing a balaclava. I don't want her falling in love.

>>12760236
Even if people leave you, I'll still be here to read your touhou stories.
Especially if there is spanking in them.

>>12722792
I'm a writefag, but I usually only write for super-specific fetishes (I made a 2hu pornfic for /d/ like three days ago).

>>12810469
Pic or it didn't happen. Or in this case, story or it didn't happen.

What /d/ thread was it?

>>12715346
Why is AyaRin so cute?

>>12811689
Because in AyaxRin, Aya is usually very clumsy and clueless, while her usual portrayal as her being a major annoyance constantly rubbing people the wrong way to get "scoops".
So you see her innocent, young-girl persona, and compared to her ruthless baraccuda paparazzi persona, you can't help but like her.

>>12811697
Hot Dog Chuck's Aya is great though, and she's not clueless or clumsy.

>>12811712
No, but she's still acting differently from her paparazzi self. Instead of being obnoxious, she's in love.
Which is why this is a good doujinshi : it shows Aya differently.

>>12811668
It was for the diaper thread and was a mental age regression story involving Miko, Byakuren, and Shou. Are you sure you still want a link to this story?

>>12811736
On second thoughts, I'll pass. Mental age regression isn't my thing.
I'll just re-read Scarlet Discipline for the fourth time.

>>12811731
I agree

>>12811689
The only AyaRin doujin i liked was the one where Rinnosuke criticized Aya's newspaper for being trashy. Later on she improving her paper with the help of him for the competition and ended losing.

>>12812064
>that guy definitely stopped working because he was harassed by yurifags

>>12812070
Reminds me something. Aozora Market?

>>12811740
I expected as such. I mean, I can write less fetishy porn than that, but I usually don't. I don't really care for yuri unless some other fetish like diapers is involved, and I don't really like doing faceless human males or self-inserts.

>>12812083
I'm sure this is a decent story. It's just way too niché for me. I can stand normal porn, I can stand spanking, but everything else doesn't really pleases me.

And self-inserts are too easy to fuck up if you, as a writer, are not prudent enough.
And faceless humans are the worst.

>>12812078
>because he was harassed by yurifags
I don't want to turn this into a yurifag bashing thread, but they literally called the guy disgusting for favoring normal STRAIGHT pairings. Surrounded by yurifag trash like that in a very big fandom, I can't imagine the type of crap the other popular straight touhou shippers get like Futa or Amazon.

I mean you have countless yurishit that comes out every year, so why not just leave the niche straight shippers alone? It just pisses me off.

>>12812102
>they literally called the guy disgusting for favoring normal STRAIGHT pairings
I know he was harassed, but I thought it was just downvotes on his Pixiv profile, not that deviantart name-calling.
This is just sad and pathetic.

Screw the yurifags, post cute straight pairing.

>>12812113
You got it.

>>12812124
Junda is pretty much the best around. Too bad he disappeared 4 years ago.

>>12812113
yurifag here, i am pretty okay with the idea that gensokyo is full of shotacons too

I have a crush on Meiling. I even based the design of my main VN antagonists off of her.

Why is there no hentai femdom doujins of Meiling? I only found 2 :(

>>12812144
Link to your VN where?

>>12812137
There's a few Kourin maniacs that are getting popular recently like 雨存 (あまぞん). He's my current favorite straight shipping artist. His stories are usually really sweet and flowery (especially when it's about YuukaRin or SakuRin). I think I got him motivated enough to do a SakuRin doujin, despite his last poll having MariRin as number one (SakuRin was dead last). Though it's probably because he favors Sakuya as much as he does Marisa (Sakuya's pages are always a whopping 50+ chapter)

>>12812151
There's also Futa, but he's less about romantic story and more about comedies and one-shot. His only real story (with Youki) is still unfinished.

Junda is the best.

>>12812146
meiling is far too much of a sweetheart to dom people. we will have to stick with yuugi when we want a big strong youkai to step on our tiny human balls.

>>12812156
Futa used to do lots of real romance stuff. Though he's leaned towards comedy and gags after some time, which is a shame in my opinion. His Typical Name Thingy series was one of my favorites to read. His AyaRin, SakuRin, and MystiRin stories really had an impact on me. His KeiRin was good too, but I think Junda did KeiRin the best. Nothing's topped his KeiRin series even after almost a decade.

>>12812173
>Nothing's topped his KeiRin series even after almost a decade.
Futa may be the king, but Junda is the God-Emperor.

>>12812187
What about Justice Master SAG?

>>12812203
He makes pictures out of stories, right? But Pixiv's stories are never translated, so from our point of view, these are mostly out of context pictures.

Have Rinnosuke and my waifu because fuck yeah the moonhoneys.

>>12812217
>BE

It's really sad how he jumped ships and started doing only kantai collection now. His stuff was entertaining and cute.

>>12812239
True, but most of his pictures looked like they were traced from already existing pictures.

>>12812173
>>12812187
>>12812156
It's nice to see junda get the attention he deserves. What ever happened to him?

>>12812203
He's a good artist, but can't match the sweetness of Junda's storytelling with just that.

There's nothing in the world more disgusting than rinnosukexeverything fags.

>>12812344
Except yurifags. And ISIS. And your mother.

>>12812333
Dunno, but he disappeared before the earthquake in Japan, so he's probably not dead.

>>12812344
See
>>12812102

Yurifags are the worst scum on this earth, they're just as bad as landwhale yaoi shippers.

>>12812356
What the fuck is a landwhale?

>>12812415
gugle it '_>'

I want to see what their children would look like.

>>12812087
>And self-inserts are too easy to fuck up if you, as a writer, are not prudent enough.
>And faceless humans are the worst.

To be honest, I simply dislike boring self-inserts in general. If I were to write a het 2hu pornfic I'd use an OC. I know some people hate them but honestly, how is a faceless male better?

Like, if I were to write a fic with Tenshi, I'd make the male an actual celestial (speaking of, we really should see more "haughty and dominant" Tenshi than "hurr I'm masochist please hit me" Tenshi). Perhaps Tenshi bugs her parents for a manservant. But I'm weird and don't really need to self-insert to get into porn (or I'm doing it so subconsciously I don't even realize it).

>>12812680
Nobody like self-inserts. OCs, however, I found myself to write a story without using them, through they are mostly narrators.

As for Tenshi, I'd rather see a morally wicked Tenshi than a dominant one. I always saw her as a potential villain, and I always wanted to find a convincing story where she's the real big bad.
Alas, most stories are "i did it for attention and to be tortured".

>>12812798
>I found myself to write a story without using them
Found myself unable.

Thing is, that since Touhou s so vague, people will end up having different ideas of how touhou girls are reacting. For example, there are still people thinking that Byakuren is youkai Jesus while most smart people are aware that she's a manipulative bitch.
It's easier to rely on OCs to get interesting reactions than turning a popular character into comic relief.

>>12812817
>most smart people are aware that she's a manipulative bitch.

Even though canon directly states that she's a good person. Byakuren may not be as perfect as her reputation implies, but she is certainly no evil person.

>>12813135
Never said she was evil. Just that she was a manipulative bitch not deserving your dick.

>>12813150
I was also indirectly saying that she isn't a bitch, but whatever you say, friend.

>>12715346
I want to marry Satori.

Is this the monster girl thread?

Suika.

Because http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47568383

>>12813548
Has anyone made a good script for downloading ugoiras and converting them in .webms yet? I tried using the pixiv_ugoira_gif script but it only downloads the sample size. Toks' ruby script kept on giving me error after error for over an hour before I finally gave up on it.

>>12738789
>>12738816
I bet Tenshi likes a good spanking.

>>12814502
That's what the official report says.

>>12812187
Absolutely disgusting.

>>12814644
Suck that Junda. Choke on it. Slowly.

>>12814644
You people harassed people so much, you should be ashamed.

>>12819623
That's what Anonymous do.

>>12814683
SakuXMei is love
SakuXMei is life
SakuXMei did nothing wrong

You know, there isn't that much assumption to what happened to the MS cast afterwards, well, aside from Alice.~

What if Genji forced fugged them all as spoils of war?

>>12819706
SakuxMei is for faggots. And being a faggot is objectively wrong.

>>12715346
Can I pick "all of them"?

>>12715346
Yes

>>12738245
What's wrong with some anal loving? I like it when they grab the blanket and squeeze it.

>>12819706
>SakuXMei
I can't even fathom how anyone would like this garbage when Sakurin exists. Is it because it's yuri? It's really just tasteless and boring, even if you put some kind of spin or gimmick on it. Meiling just doesn't fit Sakuya aesthetically and personality wise. Maybe it's because people got use to it since Rinnosuke came on later. I've tried reading SakuMei stories, but they just don't have a charm and feeling like SakuRin does. They all feel bland and the same that it's become a joke to me.

>>12814683
Junda is the best. I'd commence a dump of his KeiRin story if we we're on /a/.

>>12825264
I agree with you on SakuMei being dull, but SakuRin means your taste is still shit.

SakuRemi is where it's at.

>>12825269
Would you like to give me a valid reason? SakuRem doesn't have anything that invalidates SakuRin. Personally, I don't like SakuRem too much because I find it a bit boring romance wise. I like some stories that involve Sakuya's loyalty being tested, or exploring their relationship. But any blatant shipping between them is just dull. Maybe it's because of the masterxservant setup that makes it lackluster. Like, I've seen it before, and it's not getting better. I just find Sakurin move appealing because it's untested grounds, and the way those two are similar in looks, personality, and traits is just really appetizing to see them together.

Though, saying that, I kind of like MeiRemi and PatchyMei.

>>12825309
>PatchyMei
He's right, your taste is shit.
Also, Rin is for Marisa only. The other girls can just get jealous.

>>12825340
I like them both, but I wish Sakuya was a more popular pick for Rinnosuke as much as Marisa is. Marisa and Rinnosuke are so prevalent already that even Aki Eda calls it her OTP now. Not that it's a bad thing.

>>12825428
Alright

>>12812064
>Ayagree

>>12825428
>Tewi trying to be an entremetteuse
Now that's just sad.

Which touhou would enjoy getting spanked?

>>12825617
no

>>12825677
Read the question again.
And learn English.

>>12825734
Yes, she did.

>>12825811
I dislike you.

>>12825617
Youmu doesn't enjoy it but is expectant of it.

>>12825617
I'd say Ran. It's canon that Yukari beats her up.

>>12829062
Source for that?

Gotta admit I'd fuck Seija.
She looks good with long hair.

>>12833561
>non-canon

>>12834336
What's your point?

>>12838560
doesn't look good because she's canon shit hair length.

>>12838733
You're new here aren't you?
Let me tell you one thing : when talking about Touhou, canon will NEVER get in the way of a good wank.

>>12833561
I would bully her with love.

>>12839061
You're new here aren't you?
Let me tell you one thing : when talking about Touhou, your's ALWAYS a shit and does n't a good wank.

>>12715346
hanyuu

>>12715346
None of them as they're all good girls.

>>12847511
You wouldn't fuck a good girl?

>>12848655
He's into delinquent.

Sex through telepathy with all the touhous.