/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Have baby-making sex all night.

>>12808822
I'd rather just be a breeding sow, who gets fucked my countless men to increase the population of whites.

Jokes on them though, I have inheritable illnesses!

Maybe I could get a divorce and be a whore for the rest of my sexual life, and live off the profits.

Whatever, dude.

As long as I get to take it easy every day.

>>12808822
Find a job because I'm not a faggot.

Housewife, easy. Are there seriously people that would be dissatisfied with a simple life of cooking for your husband, doing housework, listening to his problems, making sweet love and maybe eventually raising a child or two?

>>12808864
Because you're going to have a relationship with a man
Do you think you'll enjoy being deep kiss by a man and get penetrated by throbbing dick and you can only lay helplessly while you feel hot thick cum flow through your vagina?

>>12808822
Where do I sign up?

>>12808890
Is there anything wrong with any of it? It all sounds highly pleasurable.

I am so hard right now.

>>12808822
That would be my dream.
The idea of waiting for my lesbiand waifu that wear the pants in the house to come back and by cuddled makes me feel happy.

Though 3D dykes are disgusting, but we're talking about impossible shit already so might as well imagine my dyke wife as a qt S loli.

I want to be a hot lesbian milf who goes into other mother's homes and seduce their daughters.

>>12808890
Sounds pretty great if you ask me

Only if I can have children and my husband is nice and has a big thingy.

y'all gay.

>>12809162
It's not gay if you're a fully female housewife.

The contemporary government wants women working. I'll file to be a house husband.

Housewives are the ultimate NEETs, it's the easiest occupation in this solar system, the comfiest leisure class to ever live on this planet. Yes, even if you have to raise a kid.

Womyn can have their empowering careers, we should be able to take the comfy slots they left, and we should do it before they realize their own stupidity and want their ultimate NEETdom back.

Here's my signature.

$500 that your program will find that (former) men are better housewives than women.

>>12809217

>why not let tv do it.

>>12808984
>>12808950
I think you guys are on to something here.

>>12809236
Eh. Being a lesbian housewife sounds like it has lots of potential for very kinky sex and I'm a pervert that would enjoy that. But if we're talking actually being a wife instead of a sex toy I'd still want it to be with a guy I think.

Being a housewife is my dream, so I pick that one.

>>12809306
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_bed_death

>lesbian couples in committed relationships have less sex than any other type of couple, and they generally experience less sexual intimacy the longer the relationship lasts.

>>12809320
>The study has been criticized by the lesbian community and some psychologists as popular myth

Though even if it's true, that's just another reason to be a guy's wife instead of a girl's.

>>12809320
Doesn't sound very farfetched. After all, women have a lesser libido than men, even when they grow older.

I'm not a NEET. I will take a /jp/ as my wife.

>>12809434
Sorry anon, but I only see you as a friend.

>>12809434
Please don't marry the /jp/s.

>>12809453
Why not?

>>12808822
The fuck kind of deviant government program is that?

>>12809459
This kind of policy.

http://www.mangachapter.me/13518/balance-policy.html

The story has way too much yuri bullshit and strays from the main plot a lot for the sake of yuri bullshit, but the manga had a good idea, at least at the start.

>>12808822
I knew buying all these girly clothes was a good idea. My body is ready.

>>12809453
What would being a /jp/'s wife entail, anyways? I mean, if he's a NEET and I'm a housewife doesn't that just throw the whole balance of things out the window?

>>12809482
The NEETs will all be housewifes. You'll be the wife of a non-NEET /jp/.

>>12809320
That's because 90% of lesbians are dykes with a tumblr-like mentality.

>>12809485
No such thing. The entirety of /jp/ will become housewives for one another. Society will collapse as millions are remade as perfectly feminine girls, humanity will go extinct after the reproductive rates plummet.

All that remains after the end will be cute housewives who never leave their houses.

>>12809485
do those exist?

>>12809502
I have a job.

this is good thread
successful EET /jp/ here ready to house perfect feminized NEET /jp/

although i don't think it would work without strict regulation, because i would still rather quit my job and turn into a bedridden cock sleeve.

>>12809509
>successful EET /jp/
These don't even exist in Gensokyo.

>>12809502
As do I. I happen to be those rare breeds that actually enjoy what they do.

>>12809518
I'm in employment. And I'm learning how to socialize...with people

I'm a short, fat man, though. I'll probably get stuck with some uggo tranny. I'd probably wind up raping and murdering him/her out of frustration after I realize that I could no longer take his/her fuck ups and mood swings.

Remember! Having a job or a successful life in public doesn't instantly translate into mental stability! You might get stuck with a wife beater or sadist!

>>12809575
you sound like a fun guy

Wouldn't it suck if your gov. issued sex reassignment surgery/therapy to turn you into a cute woman was a failure and you ended up looking stuck in between a gross man and an ugly tranny?

>>12809648
Worry not anon, with the proper plastic surgeries and procedures, anybody can be pretty, provided the government is willing to dish out the dough for it.

Seriously though, trannies are ugly because they lack the money for the full thing, Feminine features ain't for free.

>>12809661
It's free for some women though ! That makes me mad !!

Only if I get married to another /jp/.
I will never let those disgusting normie dicks touch me.

>>12809707
>Implying you're pure enough for a normie dicks, let alone a /jp/een.

>>12809714

Hidoi, Anon. Why would you doubt the purity of a jay pea?

>>12809704
Not really. Even attractive people must maintain their looks and do exercise.

>>12809714
It doesn't matters, my body can only be used by /jp/.

If /jp/ finds me disgusting then I'll have to get pregnant and give him a cute daughter to molest.

If that's not enough, I'll have to tie him down and brainwash him into loving me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7k3B9U9T9c

>>12809726
That's what's called free, if you already have it and just maintain it.

I'm going to plow a /jp/.

/jp/ - Just Perverts

I want to be a /jp/ mom.

http://exhentai.org/g/762888/71868690c4/

^Me being impregnated by my /jp/ son

>>12809737
Plant your seed in me too!

You guys make me blush.

>>12809730
Especially you.

>>12809745
>fixing marriage
>perversion

Anon, dinner's ready, come here when you're done shitposting.

>>12809783
I wish I could feel up a jaypee's chest while they cook dinner...

>>12809783
>Implying I'd be a shitposter's wife

>>12809785
It will burn

why isnt this　ｓｕｒｅ　ｋｕｓｏｄｅｌ　yet?

I'd be willing to take a /jp/ housewife. But "she" needs to be pale with a small thingy. I have a bit thingy so yours will make you look like a girl.

>>12808864
Feminists. But let's not talk about that any further.

>>12809805
It's such a refreshing change of pace from the usual that I'm not even going to complain about it.

>>12809648
That's like my worst nightmare, /jp/. Please don't let it happen ;_;

Take /jp/ harem.

>>12809845
Don't mind if I do!

>>12808822
Is this even a question?

Also I just noticed that my Touhous need some dusting.

/jp/'s are cute I want to love one forever in our marital bed.

>>12808822
What is the difference between baby making sex and just sex?

>>12809894
Please be my girlfriend.

>>12809894
What the heck are those pills?

>>12809894
more like yuyusemenblobs

>>12809915
Marijuana tablets.

>>12809913
I-I'm sorry, anon, but I already have someone.

>>12809915
Pills that make you a girl (female hormones and T-blockers).

>>12809920
>implying I'm even able to ejaculate anymore

We are all so close mentally and spiritually, but so far physically. Isnt it sad?

>>12809934
Distance is relative, nigger.

>>12809934
It wouldn't work out either way. You're attracted to an anonymous persona with your own anonymous persona. Your anonymous persona is not you just like the anonymous persona you're "spiritually attracted" to is not them.

Heed these words of wisdom.

>>12809938
Tell us your story.

>>12809938
This makes me sad.

>>12809933
Does your dick still function?

>>12809934
Whoi's the artist?