/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12798872

Amida Buddha please save me from this lewd body.

>>12798892
totally worth it

Prettiest fanart!

Are her pubes gradient colored as well?

This is important.

>>12798905
Best colors. I like how she and Miko match.

Dunno about the best, but certainly one of the most photogenic 2hus.

The sheer numbers of times of her being on album covers... Hell.

Well meaning, but her good intentions will be for naught. There cannot be coexistence between predator and prey.

>>12798927
I like when the album cover has Touhous playing music. I haven't seen one of her though. Hijirin looks cool on stage.

she's just damn handsome.

>>12798927

>>12798947

bounce

bounce

bounce

bounce

>>12798947
See's too good for this world.

Why is she so motherly.

>>12798951
She's dressed like a fancy pop-singer all the time


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4GvQtzHsE0&list=PLZXshXWm39C8cHm3zfXKTjfeCDITZZHE5&index=3

>>12798872
Nice milf

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I WANT TO FUCK BYAKUREN

>>12799118
More like GILF. She was an elderly nun when her brother died. Then she sold her soul to monsters in exchange for youth and immortality,

not my favorite, but I have a soft spot for her

>>12799204

>>12799156
Thats fine. I dont mind

Nah

>>12799155
>"Ara ara~ there are so many more younger and beautiful 2hous than me around"

>>12798996
Her theme and all their remixes/arrangements are GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AGDBn2Tq2w

>>12799384
Another good one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoeIq4UeDs4

her theme is magical.

>>12798996
That was kind of bad,

Byakuren is evil
But I happen to have a kink for "Evil Women" and would still engage in coitus with her

Even if she is evil, she still seems kind and comforting and I bet she would be a good mother and wife for her own family.
She's a deceiver with a soft voice, beautiful face, and a warm embrace.

>>12799369

piss off, hagfucker

>>12799423
she looks good on stage, though.

>>12799431
Deceiver? No. She actually believes what she preaches. Her ideals are not realistic though.

>>12799431
Sounds like Seiga. Those two should chat.

>>12799465
Seiga is actually just plain evil.

If one wants a truly bening youkai, there is only Keine. And maybe the fairies. Oni are decent when not kidnapping you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysOLKVlVC9c

>>12799434
Make me.

Byakuren really is a nice person

SHE HAS NO SILLY HAT!

>>12799517
But she has a silly scroll thing.

>>12799471
>>12799384
>>12799413
moar.

Spankiest 2hu

>>12799460
I don't trust whatever her true ideals and goals may be. Of course she believes what she preaches, the best deceivers foremost deceive themselves. I'm sure she sees nothing wrong with her immortality. And even worse, seeing nothing wrong with the humans that perished from the youkai who follow her

>Although she acts like a saint, the powers she wields are evil. Though never seen as hostile towards humans, ultimately, she's an ally of the youkai.
>Her magic is derived from her mastery of Buddhism. However, she's strayed from the path of Mahayana Buddhism and possesses demonic power. Most likely she won't be able to enter Nirvana.
>However, because she has declared that she follows the religious precept of not killing, it's unlikely that she'll suddenly attack you.
>Rather than that, you should be worried about her youkai followers. Of the youkai that visit the temple, there are a number that clearly violate the teachings.

I'm quoting Symposium of Post-mysticism

>>12799465
Well not exactly. Seiga could perhaps be a good mother, maybe... especially considering some of the black magics her spellcards reference, but she steals and blatantly works in her own interests. She happily manipulates and perverts others. She's straight up described as wicked and Miko tries to avoid her.
That, and she openly dislikes Byakuren as is.

>>12799471
>>12799384
>>12799413
In before that one guy that says that Cosmic Skyscraper is overrated.

>>12799577
>>Her magic is derived from her mastery of Buddhism. However, she's strayed from the path of Mahayana Buddhism and possesses demonic power. Most likely she won't be able to enter Nirvana.


Well, she cant die.

And dying is the first prequisite for entering Nirvana.

Yeah, she's a bad buddhist. Too much suffering, but deliverance never.

>>12799595
Holy fuck I want to fuck Hijirin so bad.
Best GILF ever.

>>12799541
Another good vocal by senyan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbUu88xZsmM

She was so afraid of death that she became a monster to vanquish death itself.

>>12799604
Do not stick it inside the revered monk.

>>12799595
to say the truth, Emotional Skyscraper is what brought me filthy secondary into 2hu.

Now, I enjoy the games and all the themes.

>>12799637
What first got your attention?

>>12799637
That's usually the job of the 500 billion of EoSD remixes released every years.

>>12799621
Byakuren is a lich!

>>12799604

>>12799644

2hus all being magical and spamming danmaku strangely fitting into the flows of their themes was miraculously hypnotising.

>>12799659
Actually, the toasties are closer being liches than Byakuren.

They left their body behind and transfer their soul into an object (plates for Futo). All that to obtain Sainthood / Hermithood / Celesialhood faster.

>>12799659
That's nonsense. Come over here and put your head on her lap.

Why is she so present?

And she isnt even one of the most popular 2hus...

>>12799676
Well ok....
Still an abomination though
But one I would rest my head on the warm lap of

>>12799671
>2hus all being magical and spamming danmaku strangely fitting into the flows of their themes was miraculously hypnotising.

My favorite recent example of that was the DDC Stage 6 + Boss 6 themes. They are the same songs but one is faster and more aggressive than the other.

http://youtu.be/TrnzRI-WM7I

Would you wear her glasses?

>>12799691

Hoyl shit yes, not that you are reminding me.

This one was amazing as well.

>>12799713
>not
*now

>>12799703
yes

>>12799652
>that meat

>>12799369
>Welcome home, dear.
>Your hand must be cold. Come, stick it in and harm yourself

>>12799727
100% Hijirin grade.

>>12799745
>>12799727
so, she's the 2nd canon rather fatty 2hu besides Patchouli?

>>12799743
I would harm myself if i put my hand in there, those melons are dangerous!

>>12798892

She's no traitor to humanity.

Her teachings are dangerous to the establishment, thus, humanity has cast her away.

>>12799703
these actually look rather nice.

>>12799758
She's disgusting preaching unity between the creation of fear, and the object of thought. One can exist without the other, but rather than have that to avoid death she would unite the two. It would be a lot easier to turn all humans into Youkai as they are the master race

>>12799750
All Touhou characters are canonically fat. I swear, people don't even hide that they've never played the games these days.

Please do not sexualize Byakuren.

>>12799858
she's doing it herself fairly well.

>>12798872
she's a spy for the Youkai alliance and a traitor, TAKE HER AWAY!

she's also a liar

I hope you guys all remember that Byakuren can't have sex for pleasure due to her religion.

>>12799889
So pretending to be raping her is alright (by mutual consent, of course)?

>>12799889


byakuren is a hypocrite with no principles, so she would be fine with breaking her own doctrine.

>>12799889
I'm sure buddism doesn't approve of becoming an immortal dark sorcerer, either.

I want to Byakuren.

>>12799963
Don't...

>>12799963
>>12799974
This thread took an unexpected turn toward lewd. Oh wait, it was already lewd to begin with.

>>12799974
hijiri has a nice package

>>12799465
Byakuren has openly officially declared her hostility against Seiga.

>Ms. Seiga Kaku, correct? I've felt an extraordinarily strong evil from her, but what exactly is she...?
>Ms. Seiga has been going around bothering people. At this rate, it wouldn't be surprising if someone destroyed her. If other people don't, I might do it myself...

>>12799703
WHERE CAN I FIND THESE

>>12800449
http://www.eyemirror.jp/tohomegane/

>>12800461
Hahaha, oh man, that's a great idea. Someone's smart.
No Patchy specs, though? No Satori or Keine or other relatively bookish girls? Weak!

>>12800449
>>12800466
kill yourself

>>12800461
I love frameless glasses.

would wear.

>>12800550
all these curves and health is going to break me.

REMOVE YOUKAI REMOVE YOUKAI
LONG LIVE TO CROWN PRINCE

>>12798892
Why that shit damage? I remember it was the strongest weapon from Naxxramas

Also here are some quick sketches of Mayor Byakuren Hijiri. I went for 80's style wide-padded shoulders for her jacket for no reason other than that I felt it'd look good on her.

The UFO (Universal Friendship Organization) Party swept in during the height of the recession in the aftermath of the danmaku bubble crash, displacing the previous government. They promised fiscal conservatism, job creation, and preached traditional religious and family values.

Though they haven't really delivered, they have stayed in place due to a well-oiled political machine and the seemingly-boundless charisma of their party leader. Dubbed "the Smiler" by Aya Shameimaru for her never-broken serene smile, Mayor Hijiri's true motivations are yet to be seen.

>>12800616
Unrelated but reminds me that I should play Gyakuten Touhou.

>>12800699
So a mix of Ronald Regan and Richard M Daley
"We begin Spell Cards in five minutes. Go burrs"

>>12800695
New WoW expansion had a stats crush.

>>12800461
awww shit i wanna get alice glasses

>>12800808
Fucking finally

>>12800808
It's much more satisfying, though I haven't played the new expansion, to be hitting for small amounts. Makes your kills feel that much more earned.

>>12800808
>>12800889
>>12800930
Does /jp/ play WoW? I want to play with /jp/, pls no bully

>>12800949
I am more of a Guild Wars 1 guy.

>>12800949
Official or private?

>>12801054
Now you're going to be telling me that you played on Molten.

>>12801056
Yes, I play on molten sometimes. Only Woltk though.

>>12801059
Were you in one of the /vg/ guilds, OLW? I played for about 6 weeks a few months ago.

>>12801067
No, never entered a guild nor any social circle. Anyway it's unrelated to the thread, i'll just poke the next mmo thread later, now I'm just going to sleep.

>>12801077
Enjoy your sleep man
>>12799104

>>12798923

what does byakuren's hair smell like?

I'm tired of wanting to have sex with Touhous

Because I never will

>>12801115

maybe you could put a silly hat on your hand

I want to be namusan'd.

>>12800461
>No international orders
Suffering, pure suffering.

Emotional Skyscraper is fantastic and all, but Fires of Hokkai is criminally underappreciated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqajW-4ZO9s

Byakuren is quickly becoming one of my favorite 2hus. I thought I would remain loyal to Momiji forever, but Byakuren is just...everything about her is literally perfect.

>>12802311
YOUKAI FUCKER GO HOME

Byakuren is probably the best 2hu design ZUN has ever come up with.

>>12802347
Truly. That gradient and long hair, elegant dress, large bust, womanly figure in general...literally perfect.

Say what you want about ZUN's art, but his character design is incredible.

>>12801784
Actually, there are so many underrated but god-tier themes that work so well with vocals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3qZHsoGZiY

Higan Retour is magical.

But Emotional Skyscaper is probably the entry-level theme (nothing bad about that) which attracted the most newfriends into the tuhu franchise. Which is also nothing wrong.

>>12801032
extremely lewd.

>>12802356
There are many other 2hus with elegant dresses, but only her dress makes her look extremely lewd while it covers most skin.

>>12802504
Byakuren most certainly has the most elegant yet and inadvertently lewd outfit in Touhou.
Just remove the white undergarment = instant lewd

>>12802558
like this.

>>12802571
I don't see it, can you post another example?

>>12798953
that picture is scary as hell!
will never listen to the music on that cd, to spook

>>12802738
sorry for 3DPD and tumblr, but I have to stress that Hijiri is quite suitable for westeners to cosplay fairly well.

that curly hair could have been natural as well.

>>12802884
What the fuck is wrong with her chin?
Western cosplayers are garbage and make me feel ill.

>>12802738
It's eurobeat.

dont bother if you do not own a car and a passion for driving fast and furious.

>>12802887
>but the byakurens
the curvy byakurens, man.

>so many GOAT wallpapers

thank you, guys.

you are the best.

>>12802884
Nice cosplay, would be 10/10 if not for the chin.

>>12802887
What about it? I think it's cute! :3

>>12802771
His doujins are so good.

Too bad nothing is translated.

>>12802889

i only have the passion

orz

>>12802887
that chin has plans to lift of to space

>>12802911
I'm pretty sure that one is translated.

I'd a tiger and a magician.

>>12803655
Thats a nice trap you got there

>>12803670
i want byakuren to enlighten me with her giant cock

I would die happily after BYakuren paizuri,

>>12803651
Funny that you mention them, I just wrote a pornfic for /d/ involving Shou and Byakuren and posted it only a few minutes ago.

>>12798907
Considering her gradient hair color is natural...

I would say yes.

post lewd byakuren.

wud she let her disciple fuck her?

>>12805535
Of course, she's running a sex cult.

>>12803655
I wonder what he's up to.

[X] Rest head on soft, warm lap.

>>12799620
>lyrics
>all that bully

I WOULD NEVER STOP LOVING BYAKURAN!

Touhous with capes > Touhous without capes

>>12805643
I wish i could look as good as a girl as he does.

>>12803734
Here you go. May you enter nirvana, good anon.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1377680

>>12799703
I do, every day, all day long. I'm near sighted, so I had mine fitted with prescription lenses. They're amazing. Pic related.

>>12806663
frameless glasses are elder god tier.

Moreover:

>>12802558
Spot-on, anon. Like this. I hug and hump her and sleep with her every night. Feels good man. My beloved youkai savior.

>>12798907
We'll never know, as she's paipan.

Yeah I believe you can say I like Byakuren. Best Touhou ever.

>>12806663
You can actually get frames fitted with prescription glasses? The fuck

>>12806699
Those Touhou frames are sold with neutral lenses only. However they've been designed for daily use like "real" glasses, not just a gimmick. So you can fit any kind of lens you want.
The store FAQ said "after receiving your Touhou glasses (mail order only) you can visit our store (in Ikebukuro, Tokyo) or any glasses store near you and have the frame fitted with your preferred lenses". That's what I did: proxied the frame from Japan to my country and bought prescription lenses at my local glasses shop.

>>12806793
How much did the prescription lens and modification cost you anyways?

Most of the glasses shops around here are franchises and I doubt they offer that service sadly.

Housewife Hijiri a cutest.

>>12806801
You might just ask them if they can sell and fit lenses only on a frame you already own. Don't see why they shouldn't anyway. You might as well need new lenses for an old frame, the glasses shop doesn't care and shouldn't force you into buying a new frame if you only need new lenses.
That said, fitting prescription lenses is not a modification. As I said, these frames are designed and built like any other glasses frame, allowing to change lenses as you like. Fitting cost is included in the lenses cost, no extra needed. Mine costed a pretty penny (€280 a pair!) because I wanted an high quality organic material and the best antiscratch/antireflective/antiwater/antioil/antieverything coating available. But optical quality of these lenses if stunning. Typical polycarbonate lenses are much cheaper, but of lower quality.
Keep in mind that these Touhou glasses are limited editions, they're not for sale right now. They had an open reservation sale back in July, and will now sell surplus items (from cancelled orders) on January 12th. Don't know what items will be up though. While on Jan 24th will be on sale the Nue and Kaguya models. The latter in real bamboo!

Back on topic, Byakuren teaching a lesson to the taoist is hot. Pic related looks like a perfect setup for a spanking.

>>12806888
God i like Yoriyuki Chiyo. She, making such juicy looking Touhous.

>>12806793
>That's what I did: proxied the frame from Japan to my country and bought prescription lenses at my local glasses shop.
Did you use a specific proxy service or a personal one to get the frames?

>>12806663
dem frames
dat art

Your investment was so damn worth it. Damn I'm a bit jelly now.

>>12806969
Did the purchase myself (item lasted around 20 minutes before selling out) and forwarded through BiginJapan. The payment was a problem, as they only accepted bank transfer, so I had to rely on a person I know in Japan to pay for me. Right now it seems they're accepting credit cards again.