/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12797925
Jinko a best

Hate to clog thread up with it right away, but no choice.
>>12797878
Still need votes.

Second for Dormouse a QT

>>12797925
kiki a best

>Kept trying to make OP for a half hour.
>Kept getting told "Your post is spam, reformat"
Fuck you too 4chan.

For the record, subject would've been.
>In which Ryu assholes are plundered
Pic related.

>>12797928
Go see what Toriza is planning.

>>12797928
I repeat.
Scheming Lewd Tiger is Scheming Lewd.

And that we should go train with Mimita for a bit.

Praise Hathor!

Maybe a little Arachnotaur as well. Can't we all just get along?

reposting for commentary on shit I need to learn about and shit I need to fix
http://pastebin.com/NR4bYxKv
Yes I am fully aware that I will get next to nothing because nyanon is doing things

>>12797928
See what Toriza is up to.

>>12797931

Well, clearly at this point it Tora's turn for fun in the sun. And by in the sun, we mean in her. And by fun we mean-- You get the picture.

>>12797935
We all have some things in common. Mainly, we want to bully Alps and let paladins loosen up.

>>12797925
I copied and pasted from the last thread, and forgot to change the top line.
It kept saying spam, so I had to do it like 3 times.
Sorry guys, I made a mistake.

>>12797939
But I'm not a paladin I'm a knight. Who just happens to be a virgin and has chosen to remain chaste.

>>12797936
Or because it's the dead of night for most people?

I mean, Nyanon's CYOA only gets two or three replies per post (every 30 mins or so?) tonight. It's not exactly flooding the thread in terms of speed.

Major population drop-off around four hours ago as NA goes to bed and EU is still asleep.

>>12797928
I think training with Toriza is the best option since she specializes in our weakest fighting style.

>>12797941
Aww, sounds like somebody needs a reverse trap, tomboyish Alp as a squire and a Salamander with a loli Lizard squire as a companion!

>>12797946
>EU is still asleep
It's 9:30 here, but some of us have work and some of us have a long holiday during Christmas time.

>>12797939
Well I suppose that is a start. Paladins can be somewhat decent folk once you get the zealotry out of their system I've heard.

>Want to train with Mimita.
>Everyone else wants to train with Toriza.

Can we at least pull Mimita along for team-training?

>>12797948
No, no I do not. I'm too busy helping the local constables subdue drunken onis. And if you're trying to set me up to fall in love the least you can do is set me up with one of those nice purple snake women, I can always use a decent healer after all.

Hey nyanon, there is a mouse girl thread in /jp

>>12797957
>nice purple snake women
How long has it been since your last bite? It's okay man, we can help you.

>>12797963
No you fool, he'll never come back here!

>>12797964
Bite? No bites, the last village I was in had a kind healer who happened to be, what one of my colleges is telling me, an Apophis. She patched me up after a minotaur gored me with one of her horns while trying to escape after looting a store.

>>12797969
Oh, I see.
She's there right now, isn't she?

Liver-snaps 2 never :(

>>12797971
No, I would assume she's in her home at this hour. I've traveled to a new town a couple days journey away. I suppose I wasn't honest when I referred to myself as a knight. I was once a knight but now I am more of a traveling swordsman after my king became an alp and allowed the kingdom to fall under the weight of her debauchery.

>>12797982
>king became an alp and allowed the kingdom to fall under the weight of her debauchery
The story of the Lewd Queendom when?

He went looking at the mouse girl thread didn't he?

>>12797946

True, it only looks like Nyanon gets so much attention because its late and no one is about. Doing these late at night really is for the best on the other hand.

>>12797984
When I stop wishing for an apophis to wrap me in her coils and finish both cookanon and businessanon(workeranon?) too many projects aat once and all that.

>>12797928

"I'm going to see what Toriza is doing." You answer Mimita, the rat looking a bit disappointed.
"Well, alright. But I'm coming with you! I'm not leaving you alone with another rival!" Mimita grins. You don't think you have a choice.
Mimita gets off of your lap and sticks right beside you as you stand up, following you on your way to find the jinko. You trace her path out and take a moment to consider where Toriza went, and head for her room first to check there. Opening it up, you find no sign of her.
With that lead gone, you head to check on the children's room in case she went there that morning. You open the door and are swarmed by children in seconds, once again, while Mimita is forced to stay on the sidelines with wide eyes.
"Hurry up and marry Toriza mister!!"
"You made Towiza so pretty!!"
"Where do babies come from?"
"What's a chuff-napping?"
"Toriza is grrrrrrrrreaaat!"
"I want an orange onii-chan!"
"What are you going to do with Toriza on the futon master anon?"
"Imma tiger! Rawr!"
"No, you're a kitty Neka!"
It's hard for you to pick up anything, but you seem quite popular with the kids at least. You manage to ask if they know where Toriza is, but they don't know either. You get them to go back to their lessons, but aren't any closer to finding Toriza. You look at Mimita, who seems to sense your question.
"I don't know where she'd go either, don't ask me!"

Whatdo master anon?

>>12797985
Not yet

>>12797995
>What're you going to do with Toriza on the futon
I fuckin' lost it.

Anyway, head up to the usual secret spot then? See if she's there?

>>12797995
>"Toriza is grrrrrrrrreaaat!"
>"What are you going to do with Toriza on the futon master anon?"
Oh you.

>"Chuff-napping."
Seriously, the kids even know about her attempted kidnapping (and possible rape attempt)? Man, she really can't keep her mouth shut.

We must find and silence her.

>>12798000
Mimita is with you though. Won't be very secret with a rat sniffing around

>>12797995
>those kids
They get me every time.
>>12798000
Where is the secret spot again? Don't go there if Mimita is tailing you, we don't want to give it away.

>>12798007
Then we must send the Rat on an errand!

>>12798007
I mean the Secret Spot that ALL of them have gone to.

All hail the imouto.

>>12798009
So split up and search?

>>12798013
Yes.
>>12798012
Hark, hark! Villainy is afoot!

>>12798012
Imouto is love, imouto is life.

>>12798016
Itty-bitty spider titties?

>>12798012
Reminder to always bring your favorite lube and incense to the monthly Black Mass.

>>12798016
I really hate you

>>12798022
>Ushi-Oni converts to Sabbath to find a loving onii-chan to pet her head
>I really hate you
Heart: broken.

>>12797995

You suggest splitting up to search for her, Mimita frowning and shaking her head no to the idea.
"No way! We don't need to find her that bad, and I'm not letting you out of my sight!" She grins, crossing her arms as she looks up at you. You see no choice, and so take her with you to search for the tiger. Having a hunch, you head for the obstacle course to see if the jinko is there.
After a short walk there, you find that there has been activity here recently. Some things have definitely been taken away by Toriza, but you don't see the jinko herself in sight. Despite a short search, nothing else turns up. As you move away to leave, Mimita starts running for the path from the other side of the course. You turn the corner, and hear a chuff before you are pulled into the forest. Mimita looks around and calls your name when she sees you missing, but you can't answer amidst the chaos of being carried off through the thick bush.
Before you can regain your bearings many minutes later, you're tossed onto some fake flags amidst the wooden barriers from the course, camouflaged with branches and bushes to hide the circular 'nest' from sight. Turning over onto your back you can see Toriza looking down at you, before she drops down onto her hands and knees right on top of your laying form.

Whatdo master anon?

>>12798034
Tap her on her nose and say "Tag, you're it!"
And then we flee when she's confused.

>>12798034
Boop

>>12798034
Boop her on the nose, give her a smile and wink, say that the kids sure do know a lot about your and her goings-on

>>12798034
"Waah, what are we going to do on the forest floor?"

>>12798034
Comment she's started playing a bit dirty, and then >>12798037

>>12798034
>"Being a bit forward this time, aren't we?"
Most likely the best, safest answer I can think of without totally blocking her out.

>>12798034
Guys, if you run off you might break her secret clubhouse to do so. So I agree with either >>12798043 or >>12798046

>>12798034
Tease her by asking her what she's been telling the kids recently.

>>12798050
Won't you please think of the children?

>>12798051
I just want enough to fluster her a bit, I've no intention of making us run away.

>>12798056
But anon, don't you see? If we make her chase us now, it will be good for her. She will learn to adapt to situations where things don't play out like she had planned, and her predatory instincts will make her enjoy the chase. If we playfully keep away for just a bit, she's going to enjoy cuddles and stuff much more, as well as getting a small but crucial training exercise.
...yeah.

>>12798034
Distract her with chin and ear rubs. Of course her pheromones will get on you and mark you as hers, but only she and other cats can sense that.

>>12798034
Boop

>>12798061
Shit anon, you're right. So long as we just keep up the appearance of running away for a little bit while keeping close to our current location she'll definitely get more into cuddling and "stuff".
I'm a bit worried that Mimita will come and ruin the fun if we make too much noise, or take too long.

>>12798034

"What are we going to do on the forest floor Toriza?" You ask, throwing the jinko off what game she was playing at with a poke to her nose. She sits up, looking confused by the reaction for a moment before leaning down towards you again.
"You're being rather forward this time. Did the kids tell you to do that?" You ask, Toriza stopping to answer you as her paws hold onto your robe, ready to strip them off.
"...maybe." Toriza answers, eyes shifting to the side.
"We asked them where you went after breakfast, they had LOTS to say."
Toriza looks worried by that statement, getting off of you and sitting down by your feet as her face goes red.
"They told you... about how I think the kids would look?" She asks.
"No." You answer, "But what did you think they'd look like?" You ask.
She looks around, flustered by the question before looking at you.
"What did they say?" She asks, not wanting to reveal anything else on accident.
"Well, one still doesn't know where babies come from."
"...She's five. No need to know." Toriza answers, waiting for more.
"They knew about that time you tried to snatch me away in my sleep." You add, Toriza frowning in shame before looking up at you again.
"Need to be aggressive. Won't get you if I don't." Toriza explains, crawling towards your sitting form again before you scratch her ear and stop her in her tracks.
"Then you'll need to catch me." You smile, poking her nose again before jumping up, running for the other side of the enclosure to use your magic to leap over it. Toriza takes a moment to respond, but gets up and begins to chase after you as you flee in the forest. You can hear her footsteps for a short while, before they disappear. You might have lost her, but it's unlikely. The game only just began. You could stay near the enclosure, head towards the temple again, or go to a different place in the forest now.

Whatdo master anon?

>>12798085
Let's take just teensy-tiny trip into the woods. Just keep away long enough for her to get into it, and then let her catch us and take us back to the nest.

>>12798085
We need to go deeper inna woods.!

Don't try to honestly escape, but make her work for it. Keep on a playful grin to show her you just want to have fun.

>>12798087
Actually, wouldn't the opposite be better if that's your goal? Run fast and far, get her predatory instincts firing full blast before she catches you and ravages you. Really get the adrenaline pumping and heart going.

>>12798085
Head back towards the temple.

>>12798092
>Run fast and far
But I don't want this to take too long, and she gets more frustrated if she has to stalk us, meaning she'll be more eager than if she just rushed us.

>>12798085
Stick to the boundary between the nest and the woods.

>>12798085

It's no fun if you don't give her a good hunt. You keep a grin on your face as you keep running, going a bit deeper into the woods while using your magical sight to keep the location of the temple roughly in your mind in case you lose your way.
When you slow down for a moment, Toriza rushes out from the bushes beside you. You duck under the lunge, the jinko landing well and turning to sweep her leg in an attempt to knock you down. A simple hop up is enough to avoid it, but she goes for another pounce now that she's right next to you. This time you have to roll back and use your feet to send her rolling back into the bush, getting to your feet just as she scrambles back up and charges you. You begin to flee again, the jinko hot on your tail the whole time.
As you lead her around the forest, while trying to keep track of the temple, Toriza keeps chasing you and attempting to trip you up to catch you. It gets harder as she wears you down, and before you know it you're struggling to keep pace. As you try to move through another bunch of bushes, you meet with something solid and smack right into a wooden barrier. It's only then that you realize that Toriza has been herding you back here all along.
You're not able to stop her as she pounces you this time, grabbing you with both arms and holding onto you with a loud chuff when she finally catches you. Her weight and force break the wood propping the barrier up, both of you rolling to a stop with you pinned to the ground beneath her as she pants for breath on top of you, licking her lips as the predatory look in her eyes undresses you.

Whatdo master anon?

>>12798112
>To the victor go the spoils, but please think of the children before you do anything rash!

>>12798117
I think she is thinking of the children. That she will make.

Or try to. Curse, etc. Hopefully she's not going to try to take anal dry, unless she's really a tough tiger.

Well, the kids get to observe how babies are made, only the wrong hole

>>12798112
Try to catch your breath, let her have her way with you.

Make sure she doesn't try to do the deed (such that your chastity spell is activated); that might be unpleasant.

Instead have her grind her vagoo against your upper thigh while you rub your penor against her abs, kissing and fondling and petting all the while.

>>12798112
Well, since we're at this point...
>>12798125 a bit of grinding and making out sounds A-OK.

I hope Mimita finds and "Saves" us.

>>12798125
>abjob
j-jesus

>>12798112
Heavy kissing and petting, and all the other good stuff that goes with it.

>>12798125
She might still get pregnant from that if she rubs too deeply into our baby-batter. Anal may be the safer choice.

>>12798133
anal again? cmon, we did anal last tine. let us have an abjob. please?

>>12798133
>>12798136

whynotboth.jpg

>>12798137
We may be young and fit, but there's a Rat looking for us. Let's go with the abs.

>>12797936
>http://pastebin.com/NR4bYxKv

Some of us don't care about CYOAs so I read your thing. A panty raid on the Gods sounds amusing, but why the hell is the Demon Lord there? She's against the Gods. In all honesty it wasn't really my thing, but that doesn't make it bad in general.

Anyway, you have a lot of pastes but for some reason aren't on the blog's writers list. You should try and fix that. I like your Cookanon stuff.

>>12798112

You both start to catch your breath, but a chuff later and Toriza is pushing her face into yours as she presses her body up against yours. You can feel the strong muscles, and the soft parts, grinding against your pinned form as the jinko takes what she wants. She uses her paws to pull your robes off, followed by her own as she grins down at you. The clothes are discarded together to the side, Toriza wearing nothing underneath the dress again.
You let her take the lead, but use your own hands to guide her to what you want to try. She presses her stomach against your already stiff erection, pressing it between you two before you raise your knee to give her something to grind against. You can feel the slight moistness as she chuffs and begins to move her body up and down on yours. She takes in large breaths of your scent from the sweat you built up running from her, the jinko's paws settling on your shoulders as she steadily speeds her pace up.
Before long, the treatment makes you coat both of your stomachs with your seed and the jinko gives you another big, long kiss as you have your climax. The moment doesn't last long, as you hear a voice from behind.
"Get off him you... chuffy huffbag!" Mimita yells, though you can't see what she's doing from where you are. Toriza looks surprised as she sits up, getting a flaming, flying jump kick to the head from the rat. It knocks Toriza off of you, freeing you from the jinko as the rat lands almost on top of you. It takes a moment for you to recover from seeing something you always wanted to see as a kid, and by the time you do Mimita is fighting with Toriza, the rolls oddly reversed with Toriza defending against the burning rat and Mimita keeping her on the ropes with her quick strikes and strong legs.

Whatdo master annon?

>>12798155
Enjoy the show until we catch our breath. Then we jump in between them and tell them that they shouldn't fight over silly things like a little endurance training.

>>12798155
Break it up. And go have a bath with Toriza given you're both covered in baby batter right now.

>>12798155
I vote for this >>12798163
But invite Mimita along. I'm sure she wouldn't want to leave you two alone anyhow.

Also, speaking of baby batter, ask Mimita if she wants to lick it off your belly. Tease Toriza about if she wants to taste what's on hers.

>>12798155
>>12798163
Go with this, try to keep Mimita out of it for now.

>>12798168
Well, as long as they don't get any ideas about using it to impregnate themselves and force you to marry them. Because that would be awkward.

>moose is still on hiatus

>>12798184
I know how to get your mind off of that.
What is the best element?

>>12798189
Love

>>12798184

I read most of that and found it to be kind of generic and insanely chuuni. What's the appeal?

>>12798192
Length?

>>12798192
The appeal is not knowing how it ends yet. Also no Susan/Rose gfs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzILiib3WQY

>>12798191
That's not an element.

>>12798198
Captain Planet disagrees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqJw01setW0

>>12798199
Fine, the common Alp can henceforth be the Elemental of Love.

>>12798195

There's the length issue too, yes. But the main problem with it is just how chuuni and overpowered all the main characters are. Each girl is the best in the world at their own field. This leaves no room for suspense and is rather dull. Also the MC is kind of a dickhead.

>>12798202
I wouldn't know, I haven't read it. I don't read very many writefag's stories so I won't go green with envy and commit sudoku because of feelings of inadequacy.

>>12798201
>alp spirit to guide Luka
yes pls

>>12798155

You've had your fun, so you stand up and jump in between the two to break the fight up. The pair almost nail you with some strikes, Mimita scowling up at you as she keeps her hands in fists.
"Why'd you run off without me?! This is exactly why I didn't want you out of my sight!" She complains.
"I was chuff-napped. Now everyone is even, don't you think?" You ask, Toriza frowning behind you.
"Not really." She comments, Mimita huffiing a bit and grabbing you arm.
"Come on, you need a bath to get the smell of tiger off you!" Mimita declares, Toriza grabbing onto your shoulders and growling a bit down at her.
"Nothing wrong with my scent."
You tell the two to calm down, and tell Toriza the pair of you need a bath anyways. Looking at Mimita, you ask if Toriza can have some more alone time with you.
"No way! I'm sticking to you like a baby monkey now!" She declares, getting your robe and tossing it to you. "Come on, lets get back to the temple!"
Toriza frowns at Mimita, moving beside her to fetch her dress and slip it on before looking at Mimita. She considers something but moves past her to lead the way back to the temple. Mimita does as she means, and sticks right next to you as you get dressed and follow Toriza.
Bath time looks like it'll be fun.

Going to leave it here for tonight, have work tomorrow and I need sleep.
Next round will be tuesday.
Hopefully I can type a bit faster then.
Remember to impregnate your dormouse tonight.

>>12798205
It would be even better if there was another shota at the beginning who sets out in a different direction from Luka and then they end up meeting at some point and he's a she. Most awkward kind of rape on defeat.
>>12798207
Nighty-night, don't let the Devil Bugs bite.

>>12798204

People seem to like it, so give it a go. I hate it but most people here seem to love Moose so he must be doing something right.

>>12798207
Alright, looking forward to bath-time!

I'll just have to wait to re-suggest the "Tasting" bit then.
Have a nice night Nyanon.

>>12798213
>People seem to like it, so give it a go
Oh, so I can feel like shit when I know I can't do the same? No thank you.

>>12798204

Which writefag? I bet you're pretty good, most writers on here seem to be.

>>12798220
>Which writefag?
Not telling you that, fool. Now get that ass in bed!

I-I like all the monstergirls!

>>12798224
Even Akaname?

>>12798223

I've only just woken up, so no.
Tell me who you are or I'll tell Krampus that you've been naughty this year!

>>12798228
Please do, I want a Yule Goat Girl to visit me and make me pay for all my bad deeds this year.

>>12798224
Even Matango?

>>12798227
Y-yes. I want them all to stay and play nice! Will kissus make them play nice

>>12798230

Fine. I'll just assume that you're McWorker because he actually posted something recently.

>>12798241
>McWorker
Don't even know who that is.

>>12798242

The guy who posted that pastebin link early in the thread. It was ok I guess

>>12798246
Well it wasn't me.

>Hora,care to warm me up?

>>12798258
Lamias always get a yes.

>>12798261
>always
One them was left outside to freeze to death last thread though.

>>12798265
>left outside to freeze to death
Not okay.

Would petting an angry werewolf calm her down, or just anger her? Just curious really, but if you could respond quickly I would be grateful. The door isn't going to hold for much longer

>>12798265
There's always a faggot.

Caught up on the last thread, saw the protective Monster Girl poll (http://strawpoll.me/3184997/r)) and glad to see Hellhound in the lead. She'd make a sweet guard dog, curling up around you possessively and rubbing her scent on you. Growling at strangers who got to close, not wanting anyone but her to get to be near you.

Jabberwocky is also a great second place runner. Being read romantic poetry that'd be so cheesy it'd be touching as she tries to woo you in fabulous ways, and get princess carried everywhere in her big meaty claws, holding you close to her heart as she whispers cute things to you.

Amazon is third.

>>12798268
Just open the door. Whatever will be, will be.

>>12798268
She will forgive you if you apologize sincerely, but don't touch the fluff without permission.
>>12798274
>Amazon is third
More Musclebutt for me.

>>12798268
Accept the inevitable, just go down petting for better or worse.

>>12798268
Strip off your clothes, lay back and think happy thoughts. If you're lucky you might have a pelvis and rib cage left by the end of it.

>>12797813
Yup! I thought that was well known by now.
>>12796813
I don't think most lilim would care, and your brain would probably be mush after the first session to care too anyway.

>>12798321
>No shirt

Has she no shame?

>>12798327
She's a lilim, what is shame?

So in the last thread we had a leviathan that made my crystal rod pop out.
When are we getting a Bahamut or Carbuncle?

>>12798336

When you find the materia that can summon them.

>>12798327
What is shame?

>>12798327
When you can crush people with your bare hands you tend to don't give a fuck about that sort of things.

>>12798351

Sometimes I pity that cat.

>>12798347
>Materia
I liked it when things were still around 3, 4, and 5.

>>12798361

Me too, but I knew that more people would get the reference.

>>12798365
Also could have used GF, since a lot of people liked eight for some reason.

>>12798024

I'd pet her head, along with some cookies to make her happy. I just want to put a smile on her face, because that's what the followers Based Priest-kun's church do best.

>>12798360
Sometimes I do too, most the time I envy it though.

>>12798368
>Your girlfriend will never be junctioned to a powerful Demon Lord and used as food for her life force
>You will never save her and hold her weak body close to yours as she slowly regains her strength

Monster girls are sleeping.

>>12798427
Thanks. Now I can finally get a good sleep. Good night /mgg/, though I guess it's morning for some others as >>12798425

>>12794120
delivering captions

>>12798445
I felt like I was being a bit repetitive so I tried adjusting how I write.

Added them to the album here: http://imgur.com/a/Ji741#10

>>12798445
>>12798449
Nice.

>A Day in the Life of a Pregnant Gamer Gazer and her Husband.
>You roll over in bed to hug Gracie and kiss her cheek.
>"How is my lovely wife this morning?"
>She moans in pain
>"Geez am I doing that bad already?"
>"No It's the babies, they're kicking so hard I can't sleep."
>She turns around and you see a giant bag under her eye and bags under her eyestalk's eyes.
>"Are they kicking that hard?"
>She pull up her shirt and shows her stomach violently being stretched
>"Well shit. Don't worry Gracie, they'll be out soon."
>You rub her stomach and kiss her.
>"Anon can you carry me to the couch."
>"Okay, but only cause we're married now."
>You lift her up and princess carry her to the couch and lay her down.
>"Hand me the PS3 Controller, I want to play some 2.5."
>"Sure thing sweetie."
>You hand her the controller and go to make Breakfast. After some time you hear a shriek from the living room and rush in.
>"Gracie what's wrong!?"
>"I was doing the Skateboarding for Munny, I got tired and rested the controller on my stomach, and...JUST LOOK!"
>The violent kicking in Gracie's stomach manages to do the Skateboard minigame
>"...Huh. Don't see that every day, their time is awful though, Not even sub 9 seconds."
>"Anon!"
>"Sorry, but yeah. This is both weird yet exciting?"
>"What?"
>"Our kids aren't even BORN yet and they're playing video games! Isn't that awesome?"
>"Easy for you to say, they're not in YOUR stomach."
>You sit down with her and kiss her belly.
>"I'm just so proud of my little ones. They're already learning how to git gud."
>"Well can you tell them to not do it inside me?"
>"Kids don't git gud in your mother's stomach."
>Gracie's stomach bumps violently.
>"Ah the rebellious phase already."

Bunny Girl Lamias. Discuss.

>>12798480
Married, With Children. Mark my words.

>>12798445
Most excellent.

Hey is the butterfly catcher anon still around here?
I need to make fun of her

>>12798506
>butterfly catcher
>her
What folly is this?

>>12798480
>Skateboarding for Munny
So true.

I want to have a one-night-stand on christmas eve with a poinsettia alraune.

>>12798535
Do you actually think Santa won't take that into account?

>>12798537
I don't give a shit about some fat old dude, He could put me on the naughty list as long as I get to sleep with this red flowered beauty.>>12798535

>>12798547
You do know that human boys who end up on the naughty list get abducted and broken for a year until being given as presents next year to good Monster Girls?

>>12798535
>one-night-stand
>not wanting to spend longer with one

>>12798012
Sabbath a shit.

>>12798016
Ugly as sin.

>>12798553
>Implying plant girls aren't shit tier.

>>12798553
like you would have a choice

>>12798558
Plant girls are pretty top tier, I feel sorry for anyone in monster girl world with hay fever though. Getting caught by one would be hell for them.

>>12798569
They don't even have anything remotely scaly/fluffy. And most of them can't move.

Face it man, they suck pretty bad.

>>12798586
B-but Poison Ivy was so hot though!

>>12798552
W-who will do the breaking?

>>12798591
Finnish Dark Elves, believe it or not.

>>12798586
Eh, their skin would still feel different than human skin, plus there's all the fun of various plant drugs they could synthesize. Plus I think it'd be cute having to take care of them and bring them things because they can't move. And then of course having sweet, tender sex while wrapped in her dripping, nectary embrace.

>>12798589
She had legs tho.

>>12798593
Eh sure, but I'd rather have a waifu who can do shit around the house/carry me out of a burning building/fight the powa

You know what I mean?

>>12798598
>carry me out of a burning building/fight the powa
You want a chuuni Wyvern?

http://pastebin.com/Gz8ztpq5

>Dark and hot. You feel like your dreaming, perhaps you are.
>You float through the shadows flames dragging you down, you remember little from after your frantic sprint.
>your stomach lurches with a sinking feeling.
>You slowly move your eyelids upwards but you cant seem to grasp any tangible objects before you pass out again.
>You feel yourself fade away into darkness.

>Sense returns into your mind in the same manner as pain spreads through your body.
>You feel blisters everywhere and your pretty sure there is a fracture somewhere in your pelvis.
>And you cant feel your arms.
>"I CANT FEEL MY ARMS"
>with a shock you open your eyes and hastily look around.
>great sense of relieve washes over you as you look at your shoulders going behind your back.
>You're lying on a comfortable bed, completely naked with nothing to cover you with.
>The intense heat made it warmer then you would have liked, even if it was better then shivering from the cold.
>You take a look at the sad state of affairs your penis is in, chafed all over.
>You try to move your sleeping arms in front of you to no avail.
>Figures, it's probably best to get up and get some blood flowing.
>With a grunt you swing your feet over the bed and sit up, a sharp pain in your pelvis making you flinch.
>While you wait for your arms to become usable again and for your sudden headache to fade you look around.
>The room looks mostly normal except for the fact that most objects are made out of stone.
>a stone table.
>stone chair.
>stone closet.
>Stone door ?
>on a stone cabinet sits a bowl with fruit and the closet actually contains clothes.
>And for some reason you didn't expect there to be a light on the ceiling.
the only meager source in the room, giving it a dim appearance.

>That cute boy was back. The one with the glasses who liked to read scifi. “H-hello again. Still burning through that Honor Harrington series?” The oomakude librarian asked him, stuttering out the sentence.

>She realized she was wringing her hands together and forced herself to stop. Something about this boy always made her really nervous. He was just too cute, like his face robbed her of her ability to think calmly.

>“Yeah, 3rd book in the series now. I dunno if I like it all that much though, the main character is sort of hard to relate to.” “Haha, yeah, I know what you mean.” The oomakude said back to him. She actually had no idea what he means, as she hadn’t read the series herself. She just wanted to get on this boy's good side.

>She read the name on his library card. “Anon.” Even his name was cute. She ran his card through the scanner and handed his books to him. “They are due back in 2 weeks.”

>As he turned to go, she realized her chance was slipping through her fingers once again. Just like all those times before it. But not this time. Not today. She has been practicing in front of the mirror every day for weeks now.

>“H-hey, uh, w-would you like to go out with me sometime? Like to dinner or something?” She managed to get out before her throat completely seized up in fear. That actually sounded pretty normal, the oomakude was impressed with herself. She looked into his eyes with a mixture of fear and hope in her heart.

http://pastebin.com/uRHsegQy

>>12798603
I'd prefer Tsundere Dragon. Pretty close guess though.

>>12798604
Damn comment limit

>You cant see any windows to speak of and your mind wonders of to the unimaginable thirst you have.
>As if appearing out of nowhere you finally notice the bowl of water on the carpet.
>Feeling begins to return to your arms (with the accompanying pain of blood rush)
>You also notice this pain is behind your back and not to your side.
>With a shriek of dismay you begin to feel the bondage tying your forearms together.
>That lazy succuslut would probably giggle if she saw you now.
>she never did like it when your bum teacher actually teaches you now and then.
>With a sigh you wriggle your arms a bit and notice you can move them enough to get the blood flow steadily streaming in.
>The sight of fruit also got your tummy rolling, but before it could take over you felt a more pressing matter.
>Thirst, unimaginable thirst, your throat was like parchment.
>You quickly shift your eyes to the bowl of water on the red carpet.
>It looked so good, but how where gonna drink it with your arms behind your back.

>>12798598
Ah, you want a stronk waifu. Different strokes, then.

>>12798611
>You realize it all to soon, you fall of the bed and on your knees in shame and wiggle towards the bowl.
>Your pride made this harder then you you expected.
>The thirst soon overcame you again and there was nobody else in the room anyway.
>With a sigh you bend over and take a first lick.
>The cold shocks your mouth and you yelp in surprise and happiness.
>The drips hit your throat and evaporate, you immediately start to lap away at the cold bowl.
>it was sooo good, so cold, so delicious, how can water be so delicious.
>If you had a tail it would provide air conditioning to this room.
>Every lick bring in so little water it is almost tormenting you.
>after a dozen minutes your thirst begins to ease and your tired tongue slows down a little.
>You hear yourself breathing hard and take some time to calm yourself.
>You notice the water level has no actually gone down at all.
>when you touch the side of the bowl with your head it nurtures some blisters with it's cold.
>soon you begin to lap at the water with a slower pace.
>You wonder where you were.
>you hoped it isn't were you think it is.
>you wonder if master would come looking for you.
>You wonder how long you would be trapped here.
>You wonder where those big black paws came from.
>Shit.

>>12798608
Wow, this one's actually rather sociable.
>>12798611
Dumbass, don't drink it!

>You don't dare look up.
>You keep your eyes focused on the bowl in from of you.
>Maybe you had imagined it, your reflection tells you. Maybe it wasn't her.
>You hear two heavy steps and the water vibrates, shattering your image.
>A warm paw grabs your hair and forces you to look upwards.
>The first thing you see is a grin, a grin oozing superiority.
>You cast your pupils downwards lest you be forced to look her in the eyes. The sight of breasts somehow comforted you a little.
>"Eyes up here pet."
>The voice no longer boomed through your mind or echoed all around you.
>The low feminine sound was still there but overall it didn't frighten you nearly as much.
>Slowly you look up in her burning eyes, prepared to piss yourself right there.
>They looked different now, no longer did they penetrate your soul or caress your mind.
>All they did was glow with eerie fire, you swallowed as she stared down at you almost projecting ownership.
>"It's good you adjusted to your new life so easily she smirked, you cant imagine how good it felt to see you crawling on the floor like a dog."
>You don't reply, you can't reply.

>>12798612
Well, it's really more about being capable.

>>12798445
Well, now all kitsunes are old hags to me.

>>12798617
>She pushed your head down, stands up and walks to the chair.
>She tuns it around, grabs an apple and sits down in reverse.
>With a grin she bites down and looks at you. "You are still thirsty right? Drink some more"
>Your face flushes red and you look at her in anger.
>immediately her smirks drops and a shadow crosses past her face, the flames from her eyes increase.
>Fear overrides your pride and you lap away.
>"What are you." She asks.
>"Y-your servant?" You manage to utter in your naked shame.
>"No, not servant. A pet." She says with all the certainty in the world.
>You look up in shock, she couldn't. That would be to cruel.
>With a smirk she points a finger at your throat and you look upon your reflection.
>A collar, and probably a magical one.
>"That cost me you know, you should be grateful I spent many years preparing for the time when I would be summoned by someone like you."
>"W-where, A-am I" you manage to mutter.
>"In hell of course." She answers looking at you as if your the village idiot.
>You figured as much, but still you couldn't help but feel shocked. This explained why her voice sounded so clear, you now existed on the same plane as her.
>"You are mine now anon, all mine." She says before taking another bite.

>>12798619
I see. I'll admit I have a bit of a weakness for girls I have to take care of.

>>12798617
>A knock on the door echos through the chamber and you look up in surprise.
>"Ah, finally." She stands up and throws the remains away, though they somehow ended up near you.
She opens the door and another hellhound enters, though her black fur is dyed red.
>"It doesn't look injured that badly, it will probably heal in a week without my help." The red hound states coldly.
>Her
>"He is mine now, I wont wait."
>"Then I would advise you to treat it more careful then your first one. You broke it before even taking it back with you. A fine record I must say" red-fur grins ever so slightly at this before grabbing your head and chanting softly.
>With your head in a lock you can only shift your eyes slightly towards your capturer.
>She appears slightly agitated, her teeth bared. It seems as if she would pounce on the red-fur but something was holding her back.
>You felt calm suddenly, and sleepy somehow. the last thing you see is the coin that your warden tossed to the red-fur

>>12798608
A good Oomukade always does weird things to my heart.

>>12798628
>You wake up to the feeling of heat, pleasurable heat... Intense pleasure consumes your lower body and you cry out.
>The hellhound had your leg lifted over her shoulder and was fucking you sideways. Her burning hot pussy slamming into your pelvis again and again, taking you into her completely over and over again.
>Between the mind shattering pleasure of each trust you notice something.
>You felt no pain and your body was completely health, moreover your skin did not turn to blisters wherever she touched.
>Yes it was hot. burning hot. But it was pleasurable somehow.
>She notices you are awake and grins smugly before pounding you harder then before.
>Your unbound hands grasp the bed in surprise and you yelp.
>Oh god your pelvis is gonna fracture again. But to your surprise it seems to be holding on this time.
>Her paws scratch your leg as her entire body begins to tense up.
>You finally notice the semen dripping from her pussy and you wonder how many times you came already before she finally had her orgasm.
>After a low howling moan she looks down upon you, not satisfied but somewhat complacent.
>She throws your leg of her shoulder and places you on your back.
>With great trusts of her meaty thighs she rubs her pussy juice all over you until your drenched in fluids.
>You lay on the bed naked and shamed wondering what your life will turn into.

>>12798626
Sometimes, you have to baby a girl a little, I get that.

But I have shit to do. And so will she:
"Wife, make the food/Repel the invaders. I have to do important things, like staring at a wall."

>>12798617
>>12798624
>>12798631

Warning! Personal opinion incoming:
Gross. Who the hell would like being treated like this? I don't think I will ever understand you subs, but to each their own I guess...

>>12798636
Being a sub is shameful and embarrassing, please no bully.

>>12798640
Yeah yeah I know, hence the disclaimer.

>>12798636
Thank you.

>>12798652
>Not sure if grateful for opinion or for not being an asshole about it.

Meh, I'll take it.

>>12798644
You know, when an Alp says "please no bully", you bully. Hard. That's the gentlemanly thing to do.

>>12798657
I share your opinion, I just didn't know how to do it softly, like you did.

>>12797925
This kikomora is extremely cute.
Would allow to corrupt me and consume my human wife's soul/10

>>12798659
I don't really care much for bullying anyone except my waifu. I'll leave that to the professionals.

>>12798662
>softly
Godda go slow and steady sometimes..

>>12798664
She would only do so if you failed to return your library books on time.

>>12798665
>professionals
Alps need to PAY to get bullied? Is The Bully a special kind of male whore in MGC?

>>12798671
>If you're good at something, never do it for free.

>>12798608
>posting a teaser
This is a very good idea and made me read it. I might have to steal your plan.

>All this writing
>All these greentexts
>All these stories
>All these opinions on said greentexts/stories
>No shitstorms in sight

This thread looks promising, might as well go write something myself.

>>12798679
I should be writing too. But I'm not. Instead I'm watching HxH. Why is that anon? Why is that?

>>12798506
Hey fuck you.

I was fucking six.

>>12798672
I guess that explains the quality most boards on 4chan.

>>12798679
>Puts his hands into the air to give you his energy.

>>12798683
What? What? What's this thing that I'm missing out on?

>>12798684
Hm, never thought about it that way...

>>12798687
Don't worry about it.

>>12798679
Anon, you just fucked it up. You could have kept quiet and done your thing, but you had to point it out. I hope you're happy.

>>12798691
But anon, I am most worried.

>>12798696
>Nah, relax guy, you need a rest.

>>12798683
Man, don't let them get to you. I have an awesome flower garden that I cultivated myself.

>>12798697
Saddam?

>>12798696
That butterfly looks fucked up. Would not save. Fuck druggies.

>>12798705
>save
From Forbidden Love?

>>12798696
Would squish spider anyway because to hell with spiders.

>>12798700
>Come on guy, that would be silly, just relax friend.

>>12798705
>Fuck druggies.
Don't worry, I will.

>>12798706
From death. Forbidden love a shit.

>>12798709
I feel like you're trying to distract me from the issue with South Park quotes. That's the Serbian Jew Double Bluff, and it's ain't gonna work on me-he-he.
>>12798712
But anon, there is only Forbidden Love in that picture. They're just two girls in puberty, learning what to do with boys when they find some.

>>12798715
Hm, and I was just about to bring out the "Yeti waifu defense"..

>>12798717
That does not make sense. Why would a Yeti, living in the freezing temperatures of the Himalayas, be walking around with a bare midriff. Think about it. THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE.

>>12798715
>>>/u/

>>12798727
Anon, how do you propose they learn to ensnare mates if they don't practice?

>>12798722
Why am I talking about cute yetis, when a mans life is on the line? That. Does. Not. Make. Sense.

>>12798731
I propose you stop baiting and fuck off back to your own board.

>>12798679
you just had to say it

>>12798241
Fun fact, I go to bed around 4am EST. I don't know who you where talking to but it wasn't me. Also since I don't namefag anymore nobody but me is going to recognize that name.

>>12798746
But now we all know that name.

>>12798667
What if I went out of my way to never return my library books. Then what would she do?

>>12798764
She would undress you, make you wear a humbler and then chastise you with a paddle.

>>12798769
What if I still didn't return the books and started eating in the library, leaving crumbs everywhere?
I suppose the next question before we continue is the relationship status of this kikimora.

>>12798772
Then she will undress you, tie you up and first use a cane on your backside, then candles and clamps on your front.

>>12798775
And if I spill my soda all over the floor?
And start dog-earing books?
AND disorganize the majority of the library?

>>12798778
Then she will apply a heavy wooden spoon to your balls before leaving you on the wooden horse until everything has been tidied up.

>>12798782
And what if I kiss her deeply while groping her ass?
I've killed hundreds of kikimoras in Desu1 because level grinding.

>>12798608
Oh, Machine, I thought you ded
Nice seeing you

>>12798787
Then she will kiss you back with a passion while groping your ass. Then she will apply every technique she learned from all the smut she reads.

>Have Hibernating Monster Girl Waifu and Daughteru
>Can never celebrate Christmas with them
How could you stand it?

>>12798796
By eating like a P'Orc and drinking like an Oni.

>>12798796
Celebrate them walking up rather than Christmas, it'd be a happier occasion.

That or put santa hats on them when they sleep.

>>12798796
>Hibernating
Tell your waifu and daugtheru to git gud.

>>12798791
What if I planned this and stole all her smut and all the smut the library has?

>>12798807
Then may God have mercy on your soul, for she will have none on your body.

>>12798808
What if I were to eplace all the smut with bestiality and take her to the stables?

>>12798808
What if I come back and ask her out on a date afterwards?

>>12798608
Very good, I enjoyed that allot.

>>12798810
Then you will become a mare.
>>12798811
Then it better be romantic.

>>12798814
What if it's not and we both end up drunk as fuck?

>>12798815
Then you better have protection.

>>12798789
Yeah I saw my funeral in the last thread. Weird as fuck.

>>12798814
What if it is romantic?

>>12798821
Then you're gonna get a second date. Gee willikers, how come I gotta explain everything to you anon?

>>12798820
You're basicly Superman now...

>>12798823
W-what if at the end of the second date I kiss her and invite her into my house?

>>12798831
Then she will chastise you with words and tell you to wait until next time, you brute.
Now stop asking me these silly questions, I'm most distracted by them!

>>12798823
What if I wanna get loved tenderly by a grapesnake

>>12798835
THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS! Just for that, I'm putting homeless Jinko on an indefinite hiatus!

>>12798837
Boy, if you do that we'll lynch you.

>>12798837
Calling your bluff m8.

>>12798616
makes me want to do a CYOA

>>12798839
What's the big deal when I haven't even started yet? All I have is the name Raquel and the fact that she has heterochromatic eyes.
And that she's building a house out of cardboard in Slender Woods, which is literally a half-acre wood.

>>12798321
>Justice

I don't get it, can someone explain what's happening?

>>12798844
>heterochromatic eyes
Good god, Alp, what happened?

>>12798837
Pls no
On a side note what's homeless jinko's name? I was thinking of a female version of Madao.

>>12798837
>>12798844
I don't know whats happening. Somebody help.

>>12798850
Her nickname's Junko, but no official name was done.
Something average and Madao-ish?

>>12798848
>what happened?
I'm reading a novel where the protagonist married a woman with one blue and one brown eye. Why? Is that bad? I mean, I think it's pretty.

Ok guys, here is the deal:

My cheshire waifu always trolls me on Christmas.
Every year, she either gives me a stupid gift, rigs the presents or fucks with the food.

But this year, I WILL get my revenge.

What do Anon?

>>12798854
>no official name
Raquel was decided on yesterday.

>>12798856
Alp, multicolored eyes may result in people disliking her.

>>12798636
I agree with you anon.

Nevertheless, let whoever enjoys this enjoy it in peace.

>>12798858
So she's some trashy spanish chick?

>>12798857
Juicy lemons.
>>12798859
But why?

>>12798856
>I think it's pretty.
I agree.

>>12798863
Makes the characters look like they're special snowflakes to me.

>>12798863
Nevermind the heterochromia, what the fuck is up with those pupils?

>>12798873
>a cat having two different colored eyes makes the cat a mary sue
I disagree.

>>12798878
Even if you disagree, it still looks like that to me. And there are others with a similar view, but will not hesitate ripping on it.

>>12798884
Well I guess that's that then. I'll move the status from "indefinite hiatus" to "cancelled" and let someone else come up with a characterization that doesn't trigger people's autism.

>>12798891
You could still do it. It's not like the heterochromia was an extremely important character trait, right?

>>12798902
That's one lucky, ugly fuck.

>>12798900
Cancelled harder than Firefly.

>>12798863
>>12798874
I have two theories.

One, she's thinking about paizuri and or buttjobs with her eyes.

Two, Anon's face is butt ugly in the most literal sense imaginable.

>>12798913
So heterochromia is absolutely needed as her character trait, and if she doesn't have it you won't do it?

>>12798874
It's a living doll, you might also notice that her head is not connected to the rest of her.

>>12798915
If people are going to bitch about some small detail I though would be cute on a feline then I don't want to know what kind of bitching there would be for anything that happened in the story. I think I'll let someone else deal with that.

So how should I praise Hathor?

>>12798924
While that may be true, people bitching for the sake of bitching will just find a different excuse either way.
Might as well just keep at it and give them a metaphorical middle finger.

>>12798915
>>12798928
Sounds like you're bitching that he won't change it to what you want it to be like. Perhaps you should consider fucking of and writing your own story.>>12798928


>>12798924
Go for the multi-colored eyes.

>>12798926
Motorboat.

>>12798935
I'm not bitching.

>>12798940
Sure you aren't. Run along now.

>>12798948
Believe what you want to believe. I'll shut up now.

>>12798926
By touching the cow

>>12798959
Touch the cow. Do it now!

>>12798959
When should I do it? I can pencil her in for Friday, if she's go time.

>>12798959
>>12798962
>>12798963

>"Touch the cow soon, fellow Hathorite."
>"Oh, really? When?"
>"NOW"

>>12798959
What if I dick the loli cow?

>>12798926
Stab in the dark here but have you, yeah know, tried praising her like any other religion does?

I know Arachnotaur likes it when you give her Priestesses delicious meat or a meatstick. Both for the extra faithful.

>>12798970
That counts as touching I think.

>>12798970
Hathor sect will declare war on you.

>>12798959
What if there's no holst-chans nearby?

>>12798975
Any old cow will do. If there are no bovines to be had, then go for the nearest Titty Monster.

>>12798974
I don't care if my jizz is already inside >>12798962

>>12798970
Only if she is oppai. Flat is shit. Flat holst is an abomination and heresy.

>>12798978
Talk like that makes her>>12798962 grumpy.

>>12798962
Don't worry Alp Holst, that milk will help you. Hathor truly is a kind goddess.

>>12798981
>Alp Holst
I thought she was just flat chested?

>>12798981
RUINED
I no longer wish to ejaculate inside her.

>>12798962
>>12798981
Weren't Alps supposed to be human-men-gradually-turning-into-succubus kind of demons? Why the cowgirls?

>>12798683
Hey I already told you there is nothing wrong about being a faggot
Look even satan is one

>>12798987
Because he's lying, smart guy.

Holstaurus a shit.

>>12798987
Who are you to say an Alp can't become a cow? That's intolerant.

>>12798988
Sorry, but Satan gets a free pass due to her/his status as a hermaphrodite.

>>12798976
Oh, come on! I expected you to say something like "pray about her and one day she'll appear".

>>12799000
I know better than that. Goddesses are fickle and moody.

>>12799001
Then why would you praise her? Just blackmail her, gods can't exist without followers.

>>12798991
Gonna need bigger bait.

>>12798980
Then take her to Hathor's temple, so she can acquire a figure worthy of a Holst.

>>12798981

>Alp Holstaurus
>Alpified Monstergirls

Anybody care to explain how this shit would even work or even why it's a thing in the first place?

>>12799005
Apparently, after moving to /jp/ people no longer fall for obvious baits this often. It's a good thing. Still, if I'd mention monster boys, people would lose their shit for sure.

>>12799013
Not really, you'd be told to fuck off, but that is also stale, and we have a decent janitor.

Just some ideas i've been throwing around in my head lately.

>Running away from a Kejourou whose lock of hair caught onto some anon's pant leg.
>Even as he runs the lock of hair goes under his pants and attacks his dick and the Kejourou teases him as he keeps trying to run

and then maybe

>he gets away and locks the door behind himself and try to catch his breath
>only to get his arms and legs restrained by her hair that slipped through the cracks of the door. and then she'll try to unlock the door with her hair but not be very successful
>"Uh do you need some help?"
>"No I got this!"

>>12799012
>how this shit would even work
From logical point of view and considering reality we live in, this whole thread won't work, but it never stopped us from doing anything.

>why it's a thing
Everything is a thing. Everything is a fetish.

>>12799017
Well, I'm pretty sure they'd keep replying until I'd get banned. I also think this janitor is slightly overzealous, but it's better than being lazy.

>>12799013
That's still kinda silly, I wish we can actually have an actual discussion about Monster Boys soon. I'd love to have a Lamia son to go hunting with, or a Dullahan son to play Baseball with. Maybe even a Harpy son to build model planes with.

So much potential to be had with them, I hate people here are so intolerant they can't even begin to deal with the idea of someone wanting to discuss anything other than something that wants to ride their dick.

>>12799023

>>12798987
>>12799012
Alps are Incubi that turn into Female Succubi named Alps because they want the dick / secretly want the dick.

The Demon Lord in MGE wants to unite the human and monster races together, women into monster girls, men into Incubi, and make it possible for monster girls to give birth to Incubi instead of only more monster girls.

All speculation / shooting the breeze / bullshit but if a <Insert MG Race> has an Incubus child that turned gay, said child might turn into an Alp version of their mother's race. That is to say if an Incubus born from a Holstaurus turned gay, they'd turn into a Holstaurus girl instead. Thus, an Alp Holstaurus.

It's literally just bullshit shenanigans, I named that file for shits and giggles. Also I'd like to think calling a less endowed monster girl an "Alp" would be a a MG specific version of calling them "Flat".

>>12799012
A human man turns into a holstaurus instead of an alp. Its not that weird.

>>12799026
>Monster Boys
I'm probably the biggest fan of bratty Cat Boys in this thread, but come on. Let's not do this.

>>12799031
Fuck no. We have alps for the gender benders, keep faggotry to a minimum.

>>12799031
Sounds like some CoC shenanigans.

>>12799026
You'll sooner get discussion about lesbians since at least they don't threaten people with the presence of another dick, but yeah.
>anything other than something that wants to ride their dick.

>>12799031

That sounds stupid and unecessary. Let's not.

>>12799026
I don't know if you're a troll or the guy who made the monster family thread, but we're here for monstergirls.

>>12799027

Please forgive me

>>12799026
While I agree with you, there are people who don't like this idea. We can have our fun without monster boys, they can't have fun with them, so it would be simply dickish to try to force them in here.

>>12799039
>You'll sooner get discussion about lesbians

You wish.

>>12799026
see >>12797925

>>12799046
Bisexuals are better than lesbians anyway.

>>12799046
It was more a relative comparison than wishful, but thanks for proving the point, I guess. It's like taking bait that wasn't even there.

>>12799052
Can I still turn into an Alp if I'm bi?

>>12799054
No shutup.

>>12799026
>>12799045
We tried once, I was the guy who wanted to go adventuring with a lizardman and dragon bros, but the fujos inevitably flooded the thread with dick shit, ntr, and homolust, so it will never happen. I'd rather monsterboys never ever be discussed than have a repeat of that bullshit. Now quit it.

>>12799054
It's not outside my suspension of disbelief for plausibility. Though it also puts more weight into what alp is and means per person than KC did with the base fetish profile.

>>12799054
You have to be full blown gay.

>>12799052
Not the time or place.

>>12799058
Oh yeah? Well just for that I'm going to write Dwarf and Orc bros into a story at some point.

>>12799054
You must be HARD GAYO

>>12799035
>keep faggotry to a minimum

Faggotry in these threads is already off the charts. No amount of shemales, hermaphrodites, gay shotas and pansexuality will make it worse.

>>12799054
Wasn't in Alps profile mentioned that any lust towards men would change you?

>>12799068
Well it's true. You can still dick a bisexual woman but not a lesbian.

>>12799073
>Dwarf
>Orc
>bros
In what kind of magical realm do you live?

>>12799054
You have to want to be the one to get dicked. If you're the one who wants to dick things regardless of gender then its sort of a grey area.

And now for something completely different.

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Batten down the hatches! SHITSTORM INMINENT!

>>12799080
I grew up thinking of Dwarves as the ultimate bros. Remember Khelgar from NWN2?

>>12799074
DOMOOOOO.
You put the O on the wrong word.

>>12799076
>pansexuality
This word will never not sound fucking stupid and make me think toastersexual.

>>12799086
Something looks off but I can't tell what.

>>12799068
i alwaysfigured wanting to please a dick in many ways was enough to become alp.

to bad.

>>12799088
I prefer being a bunch of smarmy cunts with Varric.

>>12799076
>Faggotry in these threads is already off the charts.

If you're talking about alps, I agree, but we are nowhere as bad as /a/.

>>12799048
It's just silly how they force us not to talk about it, but then have thread long arguments about how they want to rape or be raped by their waifu. And simultaneously bitch about tumblr and how evil the feminists and sjws are and how they'll mess up their monster girls if we dared to bring in Monster Boys. I'm from tumblr so I think this general sentiment is flat out wrong and stems from the edgy 14 year old attitudes most people on here tend to have.

>>12799045
This could easily be fixed if we just made it a general anthromorph thread instead of just 'monster girl'. So much could be discussed, and i bet you guys would love it if we gave it a chance.

I'll be quiet now though, since I know you people will just shout me down. Do so, for I've done nothing wrong but tell you people of the truth, even if you think it hurts fragile egos. One day we will get to talk about Monster Boys though, I'm sure demand will increase.

>>12799093
>Varric
If I could hang him, I would. Fucker knew where Hawke was the entire time.

>>12799091
Lack of penis

>>12799098
>Giving up your bro
What are you, a templar?

>>12799095
>I'm from tumblr
>Anthromorph
Get the fuck out of here.

>>12799088
How you're imagine Dwarf and Orc being bros? They'd fight each other more than enemies.

>>12799078
>you can't dick a lesbian

>>12799087

RIGHT AWAY SIR!

SHUT OFF ALL MAIN HATCHES! WE'RE ON FIRE!

THE SHITSTORM COUNTER IS GOING OFF THE SCALE!

EVERYBODY, MASKS ON! GAS, GAS, GAS!

>>12799091
Yes, my penis being in her is missin g.

>>12799102
Varric is not my bro. He was never my bro. Solas is my bro. Blackwall is my bro. Bull is my bro. Dorian is my... uhh, well he's still okay. And Cole's smile needs protecting. But Varric? Sonnova bitch.
>>12799105
Problem?

>>12799095
>Whine about how you're not wanted in a community about something else
>Try to push it to be a furfag anthromorph general
>I'm from tumblr
Such a compelling argument against the idea that tumblr is full of stupid faggots. Good job!

>>12799106
Unless it's through rape, you can't dick the lesbian.

>>12799090
It is a funny word, that's why I used it.

>>12799094
No, I'm talking about idea of monster girls. This thread is a nest of terrible circlejerking. Also, insecurity in these threads reaches ridiculous levels.

>>12799095
As I've said, I'm fine with status quo, we don't need to change. Why should we appeal to narrow audience, while throwing out the wider one? You want these threads to die completely?

>>12799095
>I'm from tumblr
>defending feminists and their input on monstergirls when koala noses and serial murdeder, man hating monstergirls exist thanks to them
>antromorph
>"J-just give it a chance guys, you'd love it >>12799058

Just get out.

>>12799111
>I have shit taste.
Just be honest here mate.

>>12799120
He wants the threads to weaken and wither so that his kind can take control and run things their own way.

>>12799126
>shit taste
If Varric hadn't been holding out on us, a lot of shit could have been handled better.
At least Hawke led me to meet with my main man Loghain.

>>12799115
That's just plain retarded anon. I've been ignoring this for the most part but that's just dumb.

>>12799120
You guys ARE the narrow audience. By making the threads about all kinds of Anthromorphs would widen the horizon and attract all new kinds of people here.

Also idk why everyone is freaking out about the word anthromorph, that is what Monster Girls are?

>>12799131
Not THAT retarded. Lesbians are only interested in other women so it would make sense they would only want to have sex with other women. If she has sex with men too, willingly, she can't be a lesbian.

>>12799130
>Loghain.
Okay, now I know for sure you're fucking with me.

>>12799133
We have zero interest with changing our ways to fit your desires. Leave and find a place you fit in.

>>12799139
I'm not fucking with you. I bet you didn't restore the Anvil of the Void either.

>>12799133
Sounds too much like Xenomorph IMO.

Then again, imagine the sex drive on that kind of thing...

>>12799143
Of course not. I'm not a monster, unlike you.

>>12799095
>I'm from tumblr so I think this general sentiment is flat out wrong and stems from the edgy 14 year old attitudes most people on here tend to have.
>general anthromorph thread
>Do so, for I've done nothing wrong but tell you people of the truth

It stems from the fact that we do not want your faggotry Mr. MSJW, so you can pack your shit and leave

>>12799133
No, they aren't narrow audience. We'd lose far more people than gain, because this audience with wide tastes doesn't come to 4chan or at least stay quiet about it. Even most of furry posted on 4chan seems to be just trolling.

Have you seen a human? I doubt you can call anthropomorphic a being without or with 4 legs. Therefore, while some monster girls are anthropomorphic, you can't say monster girls in general are.

So once again, I'd like to see slight changes, but I'm fine with the way thing are as well. Your suggestion is a bit too extreme.