I wanna marry the Yama!

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Anonymous of Gensokyo !ALlEnCirno Fri Dec 12 14:56:19 2014 No.12790413 [Reply] [Original]

I wanna marry the Yama!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 15:00:12 2014 No.12790424 File: 531 KB, 696x1000, 43248267.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eiki a cutie!

>>	Anonymous of Gensokyo !ALlEnCirno Fri Dec 12 15:02:22 2014 No.12790429 File: 123 KB, 420x288, 1312925298610.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12790424 Yeah, she's super cute!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 15:03:13 2014 No.12790432 File: 205 KB, 850x1201, 1383181101607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best hat

>>	Anonymous of Gensokyo !ALlEnCirno Fri Dec 12 15:05:44 2014 No.12790439 File: 115 KB, 420x288, 1309416566650.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12790432 Best everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 15:08:19 2014 No.12790444 File: 314 KB, 1000x674, 36fb48bb9f25061719e95531196c4ae4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She'd make a fine partner for an upright and decent person. Idiots without discretion or common sense will wish they were dead though.

>>	Anonymous of Gensokyo !ALlEnCirno Fri Dec 12 15:11:10 2014 No.12790449 File: 610 KB, 1000x1666, 1f33f7edf5086204c8d7db4b89f33b64[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12790444 She'd be too busy to be a partner, shes the Yama.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 16:46:07 2014 No.12790772 >>12790413 It would be extremely painful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 17:07:06 2014 No.12790772,1 >>12790772 lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 17:23:33 2014 No.12790772,2 >>12790772 For you

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 20:58:28 2014 No.12791438 File: 77 KB, 720x736, 93dba18f0559014e8b2be7cc76e7ef34.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12790413 How does one go about marrying a Yama, or getting her affection? Follow everything she tells you in her lecture while being respectful?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 21:05:22 2014 No.12791455 I want to make the Yama to be a mama!

Anonymous Fri Dec 12 21:07:14 2014 No.12791461
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>>12790449
I'd like that
Being married to a working woman – married to her job – who you see only once in awhile sounds like a dream

I hate socializing and small-talk. I think being around one person so much in normal married life would drive me insane.
I could be a shut-in who occasionally has Eiki come home and cook dinner while passionately telling me about what happened at work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 21:11:32 2014 No.12791465 File: 276 KB, 601x850, 1346524940343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12791461 Also nagging But since I don't see her too often, it's not too much of a worry!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 21:16:34 2014 No.12791474 File: 154 KB, 1440x900, Shiki1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12790439 Best Body?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 21:41:43 2014 No.12791507 File: 214 KB, 700x700, 9102279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12791438 You don't. I can't think of a single plausible scenario.

Anonymous of Gensokyo !ALlEnCirno Fri Dec 12 21:50:48 2014 No.12791524 [DELETED]

>>12791507
>>12791438
Outjudge her and get her interested in your ultimate sense of justice. One that surpasses even the highest judge of paradise.
>>12791455
I want to have a daughter with the Yama!
>>12791461
Yeah but if you only see her only so often how are you going to experience the super moe events like the one from your picture?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 22:03:38 2014 No.12791556 >>12790413 yama scum

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 22:04:58 2014 No.12791562 >>12791556 Time to be judged!

>>	Anonymous of Gensokyo !ALlEnCirno Fri Dec 12 22:05:23 2014 No.12791564 File: 70 KB, 400x236, you are pretty gutsy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12791556 You what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 22:07:26 2014 No.12791568 File: 221 KB, 600x750, 1383629073038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] '~'

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 22:20:21 2014 No.12791587 File: 183 KB, 800x1149, 25349495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12791556 Yamabiko scum, you mean!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 23:17:36 2014 No.12791678 File: 241 KB, 800x875, 1383596552525.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12791461 You won't even cook for your hard-working wife and reward her for her labor with a home-cooked meal. You don't deserve to marry the Yama.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 23:20:11 2014 No.12791680 >tfw there was a massive statue of Yama in our school temple Going to school in Hawaii was pretty cool

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 23:29:52 2014 No.12791693 >>12791587 It always triggered my autism that Koishi was not included.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 23:35:58 2014 No.12791704 >>12791587 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=35465790

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 23:36:45 2014 No.12791707 >>12791693 Or Mima

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 23:56:34 2014 No.12791730 File: 994 KB, 1000x843, 12506490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12791704 I wish I was all of those faceless males. Except for maybe the one fucking Wriggle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 00:34:02 2014 No.12791778 >>12791730 Best green hairs right here. But how do they rank against eachother?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 00:35:51 2014 No.12791779 >>12791778 I like Eiki most, followed by Kyouko. Hina and Yuuka are tied for third.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 01:06:11 2014 No.12791821 File: 122 KB, 369x441, 47153620_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The yama needs some rest and relaxation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 01:50:40 2014 No.12791901 >>12791821 That chair looks suspicious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 03:02:40 2014 No.12792048 >>12791474 Uneven hair is Eiki's best feature

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 16:41:59 2014 No.12793691 File: 583 KB, 826x1200, 38272797_p13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12791568 Eiki's a narc!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 16:47:05 2014 No.12793706 File: 399 KB, 1014x567, dispose.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12793691 Eiki's the target of assassination!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 16:54:39 2014 No.12793718 >>12790413 She'd nag you to death, terrible wife material

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 16:55:56 2014 No.12793719 >>12793718 That'd make a good sitcom though. Anon and the Yama?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 16:59:43 2014 No.12793728 >>12793691 Medicine is going to break her thorax holding her gun that way if her arm isn't blown off first.

>>	Anonymous of Gensokyo !ALlEnCirno Sun Dec 14 02:15:37 2014 No.12794964 >>12793718 I'm sure she'd nag me less than my mom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 02:23:33 2014 No.12794978 File: 1014 KB, 1100x1500, 43918377.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The yama decrees that it is now law for every resident to have breasts! even rinnosuke

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 02:27:05 2014 No.12794993 >>12793728 it's a police pistol, not an AMR

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 02:28:35 2014 No.12794996 File: 1.09 MB, 768x1024, 1224900646042.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 02:29:38 2014 No.12794999 >>12794993 actually i guess that's a shotgun

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 02:31:12 2014 No.12795002 File: 367 KB, 648x919, 9a1db40dbdfe0e809e2e0a72ad331e42.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shikieiki and her Deagle-brand AUG

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 03:00:48 2014 No.12795060 File: 714 KB, 1000x1074, 20657308.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey Eiki, did you know you can tell how sinful a person is by the appearance of their penis? Why don't you take a look at mine?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 09:09:28 2014 No.12795580 >>12791461 True that sounds quite lovely

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 09:58:27 2014 No.12795643 >>12791587 some one please help me understand this. in return, you can bully or not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 11:38:43 2014 No.12795830 File: 791 KB, 1499x1124, 8b176b9eb7da9b20a740e2f2efb0ffbb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shiki Eiki is a happy bride.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 11:49:18 2014 No.12795845 >>12795643 the green hair cartel is bullying the newhus for encroaching on their territory

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 11:56:39 2014 No.12795860 File: 3.01 MB, 2480x3507, 56233c56eeec77da835a85a16496ec13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12795830

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 11:59:57 2014 No.12795868 File: 265 KB, 780x909, 8dc41877d4ed2001572dadf4596baaa0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12795860 The honeymoon is going to be great. Also this is an outstanding painting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 12:08:35 2014 No.12795883 File: 411 KB, 800x800, 47418383_p5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 15:12:38 2014 No.12796249 File: 335 KB, 654x775, IMG_20141214_141159.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 15:14:37 2014 No.12796252 White or Black dicks? Which one you think she prefers?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 15:25:23 2014 No.12796274 File: 450 KB, 992x851, 1362009760448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12796252 That's a very personal question!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 15:32:09 2014 No.12796290 File: 41 KB, 509x450, 1266282931017.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12796252 trick question, she wants both. at once.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 15:34:43 2014 No.12796301 File: 553 KB, 840x1080, 1394174229235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12796290 As expected of our Yama!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 15:43:28 2014 No.12796320 File: 214 KB, 450x600, 5cf5c794d4887e32b960af58ff13a659.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eiki with her hat off with smooth silky hair is just the cutest!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 15:44:48 2014 No.12796324 >>12796320 there is nothing cute about dead girls

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 15:52:42 2014 No.12796341 File: 323 KB, 700x973, 1417297865237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12796301 The thick thighs of the law!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 15:52:47 2014 No.12796343 File: 1.15 MB, 839x1188, 7b9f4e19ffaa875034b386a0111132bf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12796324 I disagree

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 15:53:46 2014 No.12796346 File: 1.55 MB, 1157x1824, 47345364_p6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 15:55:30 2014 No.12796351 File: 685 KB, 800x1589, cde7c9c19f6479a29ba71a407135e8c4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 16:33:01 2014 No.12796473 >>12796301 Jesus christ, who is this artist?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 16:38:52 2014 No.12796489 >>12796301 Oh god my dick

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 16:51:20 2014 No.12796518 File: 2.70 MB, 1167x2855, e67e0f3a4f84e226de512fcb8272d180.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12796473 http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=2042636

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 16:52:43 2014 No.12796521 >>12796518 Wait, that wasn't a crop? Well now I feel stupid for asking. Thank you, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 17:04:28 2014 No.12796555 File: 291 KB, 1000x750, b86460c03629fb86bea87655f06e3dd4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] True justice is beautiful to those who can see through it's holy light, and not be blinded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 17:45:38 2014 No.12796661 File: 265 KB, 900x660, 40841377.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you think she even wants to be treated like a girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 18:22:59 2014 No.12796753 >>12796661 I don't think she cares

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 18:38:50 2014 No.12796792 File: 119 KB, 549x850, 36397954.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12796753 You're probably right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 18:42:01 2014 No.12796798 File: 169 KB, 850x873, sample-2f84428e409ced2fc253a5096bd96847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12796661 She is a god, a judge, a hard worker, and most of all a lady. Of course so long as you do it fairly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 19:13:59 2014 No.12796880 File: 135 KB, 918x725, 3172837.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12796661 She's a girl, after all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 20:33:02 2014 No.12797115 YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 21:06:33 2014 No.12797196 File: 144 KB, 500x500, 1411168861950.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 23:03:02 2014 No.12797533 File: 486 KB, 800x800, 3901bc3a75ff8c41d29eef265ec5307a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12796880 She's a statue

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 23:06:53 2014 No.12797543 File: 918 KB, 1280x960, 28651928.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12797533 Looks pretty soft and squishy for a statue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 23:23:41 2014 No.12797588 File: 507 KB, 800x800, 1363994865889.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12797543 You must not feel the Yama's softness.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 23:55:43 2014 No.12797636 File: 421 KB, 600x800, 27711102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12797588 Gonna touch it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 15 00:10:15 2014 No.12797672 File: 930 KB, 826x1169, 5416025.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 15 00:27:02 2014 No.12797711 File: 252 KB, 650x1445, 45044310_big_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 15 00:33:00 2014 No.12797729 File: 383 KB, 1060x1510, 012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 15 00:46:06 2014 No.12797757 File: 449 KB, 1200x1000, 30966702_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12797533

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 15 00:56:54 2014 No.12797787 >>12797729 Poor Eiki

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 15 01:10:54 2014 No.12797824 >>12796324 I thought plebs were not welcome in /jp/

>>	Anonymous of Gensokyo !ALlEnCirno Mon Dec 15 01:13:04 2014 No.12797828 >>12797757 Now that's what I call a rock hard boner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 15 02:41:52 2014 No.12797958 >>12797757 If her clothes were petrified too, wouldnt they pretty much immediately start crumbling because threads made of stone could hardly support their own weight?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 15 02:49:14 2014 No.12797978 File: 88 KB, 450x650, 1204662489855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12796343 well when you put it like that

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 15 02:51:15 2014 No.12797983 File: 526 KB, 546x709, 1201990019680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 15 02:52:19 2014 No.12797987 File: 49 KB, 400x475, 1205347253605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 15 02:53:24 2014 No.12797989 File: 67 KB, 537x800, 1205884206496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 15 02:54:31 2014 No.12797992 File: 182 KB, 568x800, 1224901632341.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 15 02:55:36 2014 No.12797996 File: 124 KB, 600x888, 1416814524419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 15 14:48:49 2014 No.12799383 File: 497 KB, 1200x1000, 30966702_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12797958 Magic, anon. It'd ruin the effect and the statue if it started falling apart.

Anonymous Mon Dec 15 16:23:19 2014 No.12799763
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>>12791461
>You'll damage yourself if you don't take care of your health!
>I-It can't be helped, so... t-today, I'll be nursing you!

>I can't think of anyone who's more suited to cook than Eiki-sama.
>Despite that she stands on a stool because she isn't so tall. So cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 16 16:32:03 2014 No.12802888 File: 933 KB, 850x1000, eiki is a decoration.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you decorate your tree with the Yama?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 17 00:59:51 2014 No.12804442 >>12797996 I can't get over dat belly

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 17 01:05:27 2014 No.12804467 File: 276 KB, 592x973, 32831974.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bet her hands feel really soft!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 17 02:44:39 2014 No.12804713 >>12804467 They probably are. Too bad she'll never let you touch them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 17 15:39:58 2014 No.12806244 >>12804713 I can always "accidentally" brush against them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 17 21:38:25 2014 No.12807109 Why is she popular

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 17 21:45:52 2014 No.12807121 File: 455 KB, 600x800, 1274502924304.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12804467 Certainly. She's doesn't do a lot of manual work, so they don't see much stress. Also, green nails?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 17 21:48:06 2014 No.12807124 File: 1.59 MB, 417x1000, 560cf82b530ff7bdc395028af8d93998.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12807109 She's not, not really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 17 22:48:58 2014 No.12807230 >>12807109 i like the hat

Anonymous Thu Dec 18 00:22:57 2014 No.12807411

Sorry, but Eiki is fuckbuddy tier, not wife tier.

She's the type where you come over to her place for where she gives a night of violent angry sex to vent her frustrations of work out on you.

She is the type that will fuck you raw then kick you out afterwards. There will be no cuddle time with this woman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 18 00:36:56 2014 No.12807442 File: 362 KB, 579x819, 1274502909975.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12807411 Sinful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 18 00:42:41 2014 No.12807453 >>12807442 >her exact face when she tells you to get the fuck out after sex

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 18 00:59:03 2014 No.12807481 File: 758 KB, 1200x1200, 39012014.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12807453 Shut up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 18 01:24:07 2014 No.12807535 File: 212 KB, 1000x1200, 43027817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] More like this is her face when you talk about sex. Eiki is a pure maiden.

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