/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Would it be correctly to assume that every lewd act you perform with a sandworm is in reality a big weird blowjob?

>>12790116
Yes.

>not dedicating the thread to best demon.
Son i am dissapoint.

>>12790124

mmm-hmm!

>>12790124
>Implying fairy isn't shit tier.

Guys help my country and blog domain host fucked muh internet freedom
When shit hits the fan can you please convince yours to nuke the fuck out of my country?
It's the only cure to the retardation that consumes us.

>>12790129
I bet you like the kikimora. Fucking casual

>>12790116
If you think about it, no matter where you're putting it in, you're still fucking her tongue.

>>12790132
Everyone, whose taste isn't shit does.

>>12790136
This anon knows it.

>>12790136
What would a Kiki cuddle pile feel like?

>>12790139
What mortal mind could even imagine?

>>12790139
Like being smothered in feathery pillows.

In other words...Like the ecstasy of heaven itself.

>>12790136
So you prefer this.

>go to Barnes and Noble to return textbook
>Monster Musume is being sold in the manga section
Fucking why?

>>12790149
Of course, way more useful than some shit fairy.

Do you like meaty girls? Do you like onee-chans? Do you like depraved sweaty tits-slapping-on-each-other sex? If so, you might like
http://pastebin.com/vKHu9wgZ
>Kodomo-oneesan's Weekend

I gave myself a hard enough boner with the chubby sex posts yesterday to write a sequel

>>12790150
Apparently, there's more of us out there than we realize.

>>12790153
>Story by Harblador
For fuck sake, please no.

>>12790124
I like fairies but my Jinkos are better.

About SMT, I like Titania more than Pixie, but she's fine too.

How do you guys feel about anti-cathartic stories?

>>12790153
>tfw komodo-oneesan is secretly one of my favorites and I've always wanted a sequel

>>12790145
>>12790146
Would they be cutely whispering "master" while cuddling as close to you as they could?

>>12790150
Its becoming mainstream, its only a matter of time

>>12790163
She better, otherwise, it'll be time for some "punishment..."

>>12790155
But why sell it somewhere so mainstream? Once any random schmuck can look at it, you start getting the real problems. The bookstore is on a campus of a majority female school, and it's infested with tumblrites, this is not good at all.

>>12790159
I'm playing Overclocked at the moment and I don't think Titania is even in the game. Not that I could make her if she was because I had to restart. Hel is my prefered demon girl anyway

>>12790150
>Manga being sold in a manga section
Jesus christ how horafying.

>>12790163
Probably, though I get the feeling they'd rather be screaming it, if you catch my drift....
>>12790168
Trying to remember if they shrinkwrap it or not... ....but it's been there for a while without issues as far as I know.

Remember to dick the daughteru, /mgt/.

>>12790164
Fallen God help us all.

>>12790170
>plebs getting ahold of monstergirls
You'd better believe it's horafying.

>>12790171
Nope, no shrinkwrap, right in between the mainstream shounen bullshit.

>>12790168
It's part of a plan to get public approval of monstergirls so the invasion can go smoothly

>>12790173
It's way better to dick the maid.

Dick the daughteru a shit.

>>12790178
What invasion?

>>12790178
Well they started in the wrong fucking place.

>>12790180
What if your daughteru is the maid?

>>12790175
Manga and monster fiction are not a super special sekrit klub. This is the dumbest doomsaying thing since "we need our own board".

>>12790173
Every day

It's Winter break for Monster Kindergarten.

Do you enjoy hot coco at Pharaoh's?
Do you make snow angels at Anubis'?
Do you, Wurm, Holst, faceless boy, and Girtablilu have a sleepover at Sandworm's?
Do you get Dark Elf and P'Ork snow cones?
Do you watch Christmas Vacation over at Ryu's with Wyvern and Timmy?
Do you at sweets over at the Dragon's family bakery?
Do you cheer up the Echidna teacher before she hangs herself in her closet?
Do you gather money from your parent's and buy a new set of clothing for Junko?
Do you and Ophy make snowballs with rocks in them and throw them at Pharaoh?
Do you Mino, Dullahan, and Werewolf play in the snow?
Do you hang out with 2nd grade Salamander and Hellhound, and learn the joy of starting fires?
Do you spend time with Lich and her "Sister"?
Do you say hello to your new neighbor; Sixth grader Jabberwock?
Do you invite Kikimora over to your house to play Mario Party?
Or do you just sit at home, alone, and ponder what Elves do during Christmas Eve?

>>12790181
It's obviously a ploy to spread pr-monster propaganda so the public will be accepting of our new monster overlords. That or they're selling it in a bookstore because it's fairly popular and they want to make money.

>>12790191
Cheer up Echidna, no one should be sad during the holidays.

>>12790191
>Do you spend time with Lich and her "Sister"?
Yes. Yes I do. We LARP historic battles in which I smack her weak skeletons with a stick.

>>12790191
The answer is always Dragon.

>>12790015
>All right anon, on a scale of 1-Waifu the Ryu how much did >>12788676 effect your judgement?

>Or is anon still trying to go for the harem route?

Between her be willing to bear the curse rather than love any other man, and the mental breakdown she had over you, it's clear she's in DEEP OLEV.

I'll admit I used to think the Ryu was worst girl since she was essentially a side character at the beginning, but as she showed more of her cute side, she grew on me. I imagine it's the samef or the other anons.

>>12790169
Yeah, I think she's in Nocturne, Devil Summoner and Persona. Hel is nice too.

>>12790191
I'm gonna play with the Kikimora!

Now I can finally beat Zombies Ate my Neighbors with another person

>A Day in the Life of a Pregnant Gamer Gazer and Her Fiance: Non Stop Infinite Wedding Climax Edition Pt 2
>As you hit the instrumental portion of 'Aye Aye Eye' Gracie walks up to you looking huffy, before climbing under yours arms and gets between you and the keyboard. She wraps your arms in her stalks and moves them to her stomach, and moves the mic between you two as she starts playing the song herself and sings in unison with you.
>"AYE AYE YOUR EYES HYPNOTIZE! BY WHY-AY-AY DO YOU STAY BY SIDE?"
>You two kiss as the song peters out
>"I can't believe you sang a song from a Youtube Poop at out wedding."
>"No I sang a Song from Dexter's Lab that was used in a Youtube Poop, there's a difference."
>"Oh just kiss me my darling Husband."
>You two kiss as the slow dance music starts and the two of you dance with your hands locked and her stalks wrapped around you.
>As the after party winds down there's a sudden bit of familiar tribal music plays.
>"Who the hell invited the Ewok Girls? Anon do you know anything about..."
>She turns to see you're gone.
>"Anon?"
>You walk off by yourself to the entrance to see the Ghost of Ben Kenobi and DMC4 Dante and nod your head.
>The two look over to as the Force Ghost of Faker appears and you smile. Gracie walks over
>"But Faker is still alive. Also how come I don't get Force Ghosts?"
>"Waaaait for it."
>Force Ghost of Samus appears.
>"OH SHIT!"
>"Merry Christmas, Happy Birthday, and hopefully make up for me forgetting our anniversary for the next five or so years."
>You two kiss and it goes to Credits.
>Directed and Written By: Anonymous

>>12790191
Junko, always.

>>12790198
She's in Strange Journey as well. I might need to stop playing and do some writing though I said I was gonna do office anon over 12 hours ago.

>>12790191
What happened to 'Hebi-neesan?

>>12790129
You're cruising for a fairy suplex anon.

>>12790186

Popularization often ruins things, though. Some things are better off being sekrit klubs rather than being widely known by people.

Remember that one MGQ cosplay video? We don't need any more of that.

>>12790208
Never appearing again.
Generic Kindergartener albino Lamia with a PSP will take her place.

>>12790199
>tfw Kikimora will never be your vidya partner
Singleplayer it is for me. So ronery ;_;

>>12790205
It's hard to stop playing any SMT game. God I even miss Imagine Online.

>>12790213
>MGQ cosplay video
I have to see this. I don't care what will happen to my mind.

>>12790211
I want to fuck a Fairy like an onahole.

>>12790211
No matter how powerful a suplex, she will always be shit.

>>12790220
You really don't.

>>12790220

>I have to see this

No, you don't. Please, don't.

>>12790186
Mainstream getting ahold of something like this isn't good. Half the people who read it are gonna go full cosplaying "DARLING-KUN! MIIA-SAN!" tier autism, and the others are gonna deride it as filth, and in the worst cases, actively crusade against it. Anything even remotely out of line with typical values gets the same fucking treatment. Mainstream MGs is not something you want.

>>12790215
B-but... We were supposed to get married once we grew up?! Why would she move out without telling me...?

>>12790225
I actually do. To truly fathom its evil I will have to see it with my own eyes.

>>12790191
I'm going to visit the Jabberwock then cheer up Echidna teacher after that one anon viciously mauled her mainly because I can't get hurt and go see Nurse WereSheep while on vacation.

Maybe say hi to the passing Sea Angel on the way.

>>12790231

Turn back now Anon, only suffering awaits you there.

>>12790220
No shut the fuck up.

That fucking killed everyone here, I will find you and slab your nuts if that gets posted.

>>12790220
Legends say that the one who can bear to see it all the way through to the end will have so much shit in his brain that it will give him magic powers.

Or was it madness?

>>12790191
I would totally play games with the Kikimora, but not Mario Party. I want her to be a friend, not a rival for the rest of my life. Maybe I should tone down the competitiveness?

Fuck it, I hate you all anyways.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV8WsQRBbLk

>>12790224
Nigga, Trick Fairy is a miracle of the god damn universe.

You need to stop before your shit taste becomes terminal.

>>12790233
Can't make my life any worse at this point.

>>12790237
Like what? Naked, fluffy Twister?

>>12790244
Then go, and face your destiny.

Godspeed Anon, godspeed...

>>12790244

>>12790240

>>12790240
is it possible to find a reason to report this?

>>12790240
I made it 5 seconds.

I bet I did better than most of you nerds!

>>12790150
I was reading through it at a Barnes and Noble to see what the translations were like and about 20 minutes in a normal looking dude walked up to me and asked how the translations were treating me.
>"they're an itsy bit off"
he laughed, apologized for disturbing me then walked to get a drink from the Starbucks in the store

pretty blessed when I hear other people's horror stories

>>12790220
Watch by your own risk Anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV8WsQRBbLk

>>12790253
There are probably people who made it farther than you, their brains are probably too melted to claim it.

>>12790245
well, yeah, but if she wants to do something else I'm all down for it too

>>12790243
>Trick fairy
Stop your shitty baiting son.

>>12790257
Watched the whole thing. You people call this suffering? It's cringing at best.

>>12790243
What the fuck? she looks like she's barfing.

>>12790191
I roll to seduce the echidna.

>>12790231

Anon, I had to buy braille key labels for my keyboard after seeing that video, but that was after being immediately taken to the nearest hospital for treatment, or rather, eye removal. That video will have the same effect on your brain as white phosphorous would to your skin.

Don't.

>>12790253
I still haven't watched the video.

I win by still having my sanity.

>>12790255
I'm surprised how many normal looking people read the things they do

>>12790270
But I just did. I've seen worse.

>>12790191

Dragon, and while I'm at it I'll promise to marry her when we grow up.

>>12790213
Most or every volume has been peaking in top 5 best selling in the NYT manga list. Monster girls have been popular for ages and the thread is already full of newfags. Hipster feelings don't amount to anything against active business models that create content in the first place. Expecting someone to license a manga then not publish it, or just not license it in the first place is a good way to leave things to stagnate and rot away in favour of shit that will sell.

See also: One reason among many Monster Musume exists and Dakini doesn't.

>>12790229
>Monster Musume is the first ecchi manga to ever get licensed.
It's not that important and no one actually gives a shit. Beyond that, if people doing things really upsets you that much I'm not sure how you haven't killed yourself yet. Go look at Monster Girl Encyclopedia entry comments for an hour.

>>12790269
You couldn't seduce her even if you rolled two N20s.

I just want to wear the triangle panties I stole , during the raid last night, all day long without the delicious brown shirohebi ever knowing. Is that so wrong?

>>12790278

You... did? How do you feel? Are you alr-- JESUS CHRIST ANON YOUR EYES ARE ON FIRE

SOMEBODY CALL THE RYU FIREFIGHTERS

>>12790288
Fine then. I roll to cuddle the fuck outta her. goddamn killjoy

>>12790289
Yes, it is. You should wear them only after acquiring them in a proper fashion, not by stealing. They are MUCH more enjoyable when you get them after working hard.

>>12790293
Years of seeing horrible and awful things has given me an unbreakable mind. Not even Cthulu in a string bikini can do anything.

>>12790296
But I did work hard. UI had to sneak past the fucking dean as well as an assorted crew of succubbi and dark elves.

>Watching that video

I had to go rewatch stop playing homework and do your video games to restore my faith in humanity.

>>12790191
>Do you gather money from your parent's and buy a new set of clothing for Junko?
I've asked last thread (R.I.P. No.12779584):

And about the homeless ginko and the good hearted shota anon from MG kindergarden?
Writefags/drawfags doesn't wants to develop/drawing it?

>>12790305
You took the easy route, anon.

>>12790296
What if you raid your MG waifu's wardrobe and then hold her panties as hostage?

You would ask for lewd acts. as ransom.

>>12790317
I think Alp may give it a whack.

>>12790295
You fail it, and she cuddles the fuck out of YOU

>>12790319
like hell I did.

>>12790326
>I think Alp may give it a whack.
Anon, why do you do this to me?
I asked politely.

How do you guys feel about Android Girls?

>>12790335
Do NOT fist the android.

>>12790335
But that's a girl in a suit. Have you ever gotten a game over?

>>12790335

They're fine, I like them.

>>12790191
Do you say hello to your new neighbor; Sixth grader Jabberwock?

Can I promise to marry her to engage in /ss/? Or save myself for her until I'm legal?

>>12790335
If it ain't Tama, then I don't care.

>>12790334
Well, people are pretty hesitant to do anything again.

>>12790339
Well she's actually a Cyborg, but whatever.

>>12790335
I wanna fuck a robutt.

Aigis best robutt

>>12790343
Tell her to visit the Sabbath support group for shotacons.

>>12790335
>>12790337
Do NOT fist, do NOT dick, do NOT cunnilingus

>>12790350
I want to fuck a Shinki.

>>12790343
She's more than twice your age, anon.

>>12790352
Just don't !!!

>>12790335
clang clang

>>12790359
>>12790352
>>12790337

Yeah, we get it.

>>12790359
Stop.

>>12790288
#SHOTSFIRED

>>12790335
Needs more love, even if they are man-made monsters.

Could be a little more monstrous, though.

>>12790359
Don't be like that Anon~

>>12790374
Didn't Japan make a working robutt like that which was some kind of tech demo thing?

Or maybe it was something animated but people were all about the thighs and whyboners.

>>12790369
>>12790366
Anons you don't need to be so upset.
That's was just an advice.

>>12790359
Okay, no fisting, but I sure am gonna fuck her in all holes.

>>12790386
Is that before or after installing an artificial vagina and anus?

>>12790387
Before.

>>12790387
During.

>>12790387
A smart man would say yes.

But some people would say no.

Monsterboys

>>12790335
Depends.

I wouldn't mind seeing a Cyber-Golem of sorts stylized after Metal Gears cyborgs. In that way you wouldn't have to worry about clang clang.

>>12790403
>Robots are different from cyborgs

>>12790401
kek

>>12790401
No.

>>12790401
>Bait.

>>12790406
It's a short, it's a cheap manga ad

Don't forget to praise your Holstaurus today and treat her smoothly and with cuddles to have healthy daughterus who will always moo to you at morning.


>>12790401
What the hell?

>>12790108
Why is sandworm so best? I want to be held in her warm embrace.

actually, how are you going to get food in there?

>>12790406
>Terraformers
Bullshit cockroaches the anime? Oy.

>>12790412
Meiling is olev.

>>12790412
But that's a chinese girl wearing a costume.

>>12790418
Okay. Okay.
So, and with chocolate?

>>12790420
That's better.

>>12790420
I would, even if she doesn't taste like cocoa.

>>12790425
Which cow do I touch? And should I do it now?

>>12790428
Follow your heart, or your heart's heart, or even your dick's heart.

>>12790431
Believe the me, that believes in you...

Would you a fire dragon spirit?

>>12790425
*desire to tip cows over intensifies*

>>12790436
I'd rather summon a monster girled Bahamut and have my four Mimic buddies mime the summon endlessly.

>>12790420
How the hell does anyone get anything done on the holt planet?
Geez I cant stop not getting sex with all these hot Holts everywhere!

Would you a fire dragon spirit?

>>12790441
Give your milk to the milk makers.

>>12790425
Is that her great Aunt?

>>12790441
>How do Holts (sic) get anything done.

I think it's shortened to Holst(aurus).

And clearly you have never been to the Dormouse planet if you're wondering about global slothfulness.

>>12790448
It was a carpet of mice girls as far as the eyes could see.
The sounds of the snoring mixed into it was very sureal.

>>12790443
She looks pretty chipper. What could possibly go wrong?

>>12790447
Maybe.

>>12790451
It would be like a slumber party. Stepping over hundred of tired mouse girls as quietly as possible so you don't wake them.

Then you get your space passport checked by a very tired looking Dormouse customs officer, still in her pajamas, and looking like she could use coffee.

>>12790358
Is there a Sabbath Faction for Christmas Cakes and Shotas? Huh, the Sabbath is more open than I thought, I thought it was just man and loli.

>>12790351
She won't be in several years, just 6 or so years older. And Monster Girls like young boys right?

>>12790448
Can't be any worse than the manticore containment planet. Or Pelvisgrave.

>>12790456
It is just man and loli. The Hathor religion supports /ss/.

>>12790453
Noithing at all
shes smart, sarcastic, loves to prank and above all has no concept of panties.

She also about 4 feet tall.
And likes to hover around 5 feet off the ground.
Her legs are pretty much useless to her

Call me mainstream, but I prefer Lamia myself.

Does any other monstergirl type a better hugger than a lamia?

>>12790456
>And Monster Girls like young boys right?
Of course they like.

>>12790461
Scylla.

>>12790460
Suddenly imagining her resting on my shoulders so she can feel 10 feet tall.

>>12790451
>>12790455

Sounds like being at a buffet catering to sleepsex fetishists, with girls waiting to be impregnated.

I bet all the seats and benches everywhere would be replaced with giant couches or stretch beds.

>>12790461
Slimes, sandworms, ghosts can hug you with their entire bodies.

>>12790468
It would be the comfiest planet imaginable.

>>12790455
Sounds like something out of The Birds...

>>12790457
The ushi oni planet

some goes there to deliver some new customs forms to the space port only to discover it is deserted
They spend days exploring to discover not a single soul lives anywhere is the capitol
Its like an eerie post holocaust movie.
they notify the Galactic Central Admin who makes a startling discovery

They have been extinct for 20 years.
No one ever went there.

>>12790475
Unless there are hammocks I disagree.

>>12790481
You don't think there's a beach where tan Dormice lie out in the sun or swing in a hammock tied between two palm trees?

>>12790467
She needs a good man
go play with her.


>>12790468
I am certain Nyanon lives there now.

>>12790486
I doubt they have a tan. They're probably sunburnt.

Whatever you guys do when visiting the kiki planet

NEVER EVER leave the tour group

>>12790486
>tfw no delicious brown dormice only waiting to be loved.

>>12790487
>I am certain Nyanon lives there now.

No, if he did, we wouldn't have heard from him again.

>>12790486
Speaking of, Nyanon might add delicious brown Dormice to his Egypt CYOA.

>>12790491
>NEVER EVER leave the tour group
I'm afraid to ask, but why?

>>12790491
Why?

What happens when I leave the tour group?

>>12790497
You'll be enlisted into their army, never allowed to leave, and live the rest of your life as a soldier.

>>12790497
>>12790498
You get Master'd. It's been so long since they've seen you they couldn't bear to let you leave them again...

Which monster girl would give the best comfort hugs? No lewd involved.

>>12790502
Holst.

Some fool went to a house outside of the tour, got invited in by a kikimora

She never let him leave.

>>12790502
Sandworm.


Or Apophis.

>>12790502

Family that's already married. Like your cuddly Aunt Mofurina who married your mom's brother.

>>12790461

Yetis.

>>12790502
Shirohebi

>>12790502
Yeti obviously. Especially in winter.

>>12790499
We are talking about Kikis right?
Not that psycho one who was throwed here some time ago.
Kikimoras are tender care and well done beds.

>>12790505
>Implying getting forcibly hubandoed doesn't happen on almost every monstergirl planet

Nothing scary about kikimoras doing it.

>>12790502

See

>>12790508
>>12790510

>>12790510
>"Hey there kid, wanna mofu mofu?"

>>12790191
>before she hangs herself in her closet?
Dude.

>>12790499
>and live the rest of your life as a soldier
Perfect. I will have a Kiki wife, right?

>>12790502
Weresheep by definition. They're like giant fucking pillows. Anyone who says otherwise is just projecting their favourite MG.

Yeti a close second.

Dormouse top for non-fluffy huggers.

>>12790501
>A bird in a gold cage. And a whole planet of Kikis to be loyal to you.
Who can endure it?

>>12790520
You'll have a wife, but it won't be a Kiki. you'll be married to you planet/country, soldier!

>>12790501
I'm fine being a lonely Kikmoras master.

As long as she calms down after a week of dicking.

>>12790518
Just remember that cuddling her back means that you're her boyfriend.

>>12790522
>Planet

Nah. It's not like there is only one man on the planet.

Rather, I imagine men would be rare enough that each man would be mayor of his own "town" -- essentially a sprawling suburb focused around a nexus that is a man's mansion. Generally they'd range from a few douzen in quiet rural towns to hundreds or even thousands in megalopolises.

Maybe they'd even make businesses to make/sell goods for other Kikis in other towns and generate income for him.

Heard you guys talking about Dormice like you thought I wouldn't find out.

And if there was a Dormouse planet I'd book a one way trip there and get a job as one of their caretakers for sure. All those mice need pillows, blankets, food, water, baths, and loving. And medical checkups I guess, but I'll just be tagging them once the doctor is done.

And yes, there will be a brown dormouse in egypt CYOA. Already have heavily egyptizied design in head and starting of character.

>>12790523
Bulshit. A good soldier is practically the perfect husband for a kikimora.

>>12790153
>more Kodomo-oneesan
I feel conflicted and aroused.

>>12790505
You talk like he didn't do it on purpose. You have any idea how many people go "missing" from those tours?

Only for the family to later get a christmas card with their missing family member and a overjoyed looking kiki that is holding a broom decorated with christmas lights.

>>12790531
Same problem as the Elf planet.

>>12790518
No matter what you answer it's always mofu mofu cuddle time, and she will get her cuddles

And with this, the exposition is largely done. Just one more pre-timeskip chapter, then two more and an epilogue. Everything is marching onward toward the conclusion. This new chapter has angels doing angel things, as well as explanations for things and stuff.

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon

I am, as always, hungry for criticism. In large part because I have no idea if this is exposition done well, as I hope it to be.

>>12790535
I want to pet a Mouse girls ears.

>>12790136
Mi Negro.

>>12790535
I bet every day when Nyanon logs on, he Ctrl+F's for:

1) Dormouse
2) Dormice
3) His name

Also
>medical checkups
>tagging them
Is that a euphemism of some sort? Giving them an injection of Vitamin D? Maybe being drafted for urban re-population service?

And delicious brown dormouse GET!

>>12790531
Even if it isn't the entire planet, this seems good to me.

>>12790160
Suffering?

Yes.

Which elemental spirit is best? Fire? Water? Earth? Moon? Wood? Metal? Light?

>>12790546
You think they squeak when you touch their ears?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTWI_k7jhC8

>>12790173
Everyday.

>>12790425
I want a cowgirl whose tongue just hangs out.
She isn't being mean with it
It just hangs out.

>>12790149
Slavs can't even draw their monstergirls properly.

>>12790555
Nah, I just imagine that with that dense of a population you need to stay on top of infectious disease. Not that I wouldn't give them some vitamin D.
And I actually read through the threads the whole way unless there is shitposting.

>>12790558
>Moon element

Anon...

Of the basic elements, probably water would be best. Calming, soothing, healing. Maybe Earth for the same reasons, so long as its more growth and plantlife and less HUGEHANDS like KC's.

And metal? Seems like it'd be one of the worst. Might as well have stone elementals.

>>12790562
So she's a pretty dopey gal?

>>12790173
I would dick someone else's daughteru, not my own.

>>12790558
Water. Especially if she goes yandere.

>>12790565
>Anon...
Remember SoM? And how Luna was the best spirit besides Undine?

>>12790571
So she would keep you in a watery suspension, so you'll never leave her?

>>12790173
No.

>>12790162
>>12790538
>liking komodo-oneesan as a guilty pleasure
Me too, and I'm writing her...
Seriously, if Loli-Oni is my waifu and Dragon my daughteru, Komodo is like assfucking an underage crack whore. It's so wrong but it feels so good~

>>12790558
Fire for raw, hot, burning passion.

>>12790580
Bullshit. You just want her to cook your food by merely touching it.

>>12790425
If centaurs can reproduce with humans, can they also reproduce with regular horses?

>>12790584
Please insert foot in mouth before you say anything more.

>>12790584
No. They've been modified by succubutts, who aren't interested in mindless animals.

>>12790589
freeshrugs.jpg

>>12790240
This one made me chuckle. %%Cosplay's ok, girl's cute, though show itself was extremely chuuni.%%

Suffer

>>12790573
More like she fucks you until you don't want to leave her.

>>12790555
>>12790531

On MG planets, there would only be one job for men.

Sperm donor.

I mean, you have to maintain the population of an entire planet. Millions on sparse worlds, perhaps billions on planets with prodigious breeders like Dormice. And you'd have to deal with, who knows, a good half of those single ladies being baby crazy -- plus the government encouraging this line of thought to keep the population stable.

So this job would, depending on the type of planet, be:

1) Packaging Plant: Getting milked by your favourite girls every morning and night, with a high calorie diet specialized diet to keep up with sperm production. Maybe direct insemination for VIP clients. Rigid schedule with a long work week, but weekends off for rest. (Better for industrious MGs like Kikimora)

2) Nursery Harem: Living in a massive harem full of pregger girls fawning over you, as part of a baby factory. No real plan other than just doing what feels natural. Girls might visit for "vacations" from around the planet when they want to have a child. If you end up accidentally finishing inside an already-pregnant girl, another might have to lick it out and put it inside a visitor with her mouth. (Probably better for lazier species like Holsts or Dormice)

3) Milking Facility: Basically bound up to milking machinery like a cow, with MGs taking shifts to tease and arouse you while you're bound to the wall, keeping arousal at its peak. Vibrators, everywhere. Lots of mouth-to-mouth feeding and anal stimulation, I bet. (Sadistic and heavy femdom races here, like Ushi-Onis)

>>12790596
Taking responsibility is a cruel but necessary thing.

>>12790443
No I want real Dragons. With big boobs to feed my big daughteru whose newborn body is twice the size of a human baby

>>12790545

I called it. I fucking called it. Val was meant to be an Order hero

Fantastic job, Lanternon. As always.

>>12790603
All of those fates are shit.

I take none of them.

>>12790603
I like the sound of #2.

>>12790596
I agree with >>12790604

>>12790603
1. Good
2. Good
3. You piece of shit I'll rip out your guts through your spinneret and strangle you with your own intestines you bag of mulch

>>12790603
>okay
>okay
>only if I like my handlers

>>12790441
They get shit done for they are stronk.

Also Arachnotaur and Khorna help keep things going.

>>12790603
So I can't have femdom without anal shit? Fuck you.

>>12790149
Nope. MGE's Kikimora can cast Dia AND love you tenderly.

>>12790603
1: Good.
2: Ehhh...
3: top tier if not for the anal shit, why jesus?

>>12790643
Why is Sona a Cowgirl?

>>12790644

well the femdom is going to be tailored to get results. So just make sure to go soft when they go for the prostate and it should stop

I hope I don't accused of wasting images for this

>>12790669
He hates ushi-oni so it's guaranteed to happen. Pretty much only talks about it if it's a picture of an Ushi.

have the anons who seem to love sandworms so much considered how poorly compatible they are with the internet/gaming and electricity in general?

Or the fact that depending on interpretation, you will either have your clothing melted whenever you spend time inside her, or at least it will be drenched in her drool/fluids.

>>12790669

It's monstergirl related, why would this be a waste of an image? Whoever thinks so shouldn't be here.

>>12790661
Because dem tittaes

>>12790191
>hot cocoa at Pharaoh's
>While riding in a sleigh together, being pulled by her Centaur nanny in the backyard
>Serenading her with Harry Connick Jr songs

Ah, just hear those sleight bells jingling that ring-ting-tingling tune.
Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you~.

>>12790661
All women are cows anon.

>>12790682
Because he hates ushi-oni and constantly shitposts about 'wasting images' when one is posted.

>>12790681
I'm pretty sure Sandworms melt your clothes anyway. But other waifus will never be able to cherish you and hold you as close as Sandworms will.

>>12790669
She better not try and scare me unless she likes being smashed in the face.

>>12790669
Cute.

>>12790669
Unfortunate Ushi Loli.

>>12790669

Is that based on the Ushi-loli greentext I wrote about her ambushing a guy by jumping out of a tree shouting "rawr!" and knocking him out? Or is it just coincidence because rawr is the sound that cute things usually make when trying to be scary?

Either way, great stuff, whomever did that.

>>12790669
I'd say yes because she's ugly as sin. Would scrape off my wall after splattering her all over it.

>>12790382
So cyborgs aren't cool for fisting, but what about Androids?

>>12790711
That's what Melfina was?

>>12790701
How is she unfortunate? I want to kiss her tummy and have her pat my head while I gently take her virginity.

>You'll never be out working the fields with your cow wife when one day a Dragon kidnaps her
>You will never chase after the Dragon to it's den and climb the dangerous mountain to reach the cave
>You will never hear mass mooing in the cave and rush in to save the day
>You'll never find the Dragon is just drinking Cow milk by the gallon to nourish herself as she's expecting

>>12790535
>Brown dormouse
Will she be shortstacked the way Zankuro likes them?

>>12790726
No, she'll be slow, soft and sleep-preggered the way Nyanon likes them.

>>12790725
I would tell her to find her own goddamn cows, my waifu's milk is only for me.

I will hoard holst breasts for all eternity.

>>12790719
>How is she unfortunate?

She's disgusting.

>>12790603
>You will never be the sole human charged with working to increase the numbers of an endangered race of lamia girls
>This will never mean fucking all of them until they are pregnant
>All of them
>You will never spend the next several years of your life in a testing space with a loving harem of lamia girls who each love you and want your child
>With you having plenty of love to give to each and every single one of them

Not usually one for harems but this seems like a good time.

>>12790735
>disgusting
Shit taste confirmed.

>>12790744
>shrug.gif

>>12790716
She wasn't human, I know that much.

>>12790743
Just remember anon, with great harems comes great responsibilities, if you can't give them plenty of love to each one equally, you are better not thinking about it.

>>12790596
Thankfully, in MGC it wouldn't be so bad. Using weresheep clothing and various potions will ease her life. Though it still would be quite a challenge to help her.

>>12790728
Shit.

Uh Oh! Your Wyvern and Ryu friends wants you to go with the prom with them
They refuse to go as a group and want you to decide between them in order to settle their bitter rivalry, what do you do?

>>12790774
You know the answer anon. You know what happens at very prom.

Dancing. Clearly, we need a dance-off. DISCOGEDDON!

The Ryu, too. You don't need legs for style. Only groove.

>>12790774
Prom?

>>12790758
I see.
Then how about you among several guys in this breeding facility, each with his own girl with few other uncoupled girls around?

It'll be like
http://exhentai.org/s/be27dbfe63/341774-166
But like 50% more love involved.

>>12790782
Some dance thing that american highschoolers do just before graduation where they dance and then presumably fuck together at the end.
At least, in an MG filled world the latter is bound to happen.

>>12790774
Walk off at the Prom to decide the winner.

We'll send a text to the loser later anyway saying they did a good job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InIxKCa3H9g

>>12790794
This always reminds me that having a succubus girlfriend who frequently goes to your house to catch you masturbating is impossible.

>>12790545
I don't get what they mean about the succubus or how he missed his mark by a few hundred years or so, but if it's going to be explained later then nothing is actually wrong.

>>12790761
FFI sufferers can't sleep, that's the point.

>>12790873
I doubt even Hathor's milk can cure something like that.

So apparently there are now Two Dumpires

>>12790191
Yay, Snow Angels with Anubis!

I bet hers looks neat because fluffy paws.

>>12790875
There's no cure, it's very sad really, 100% mortality rate, dementia, hallucinations , rage attacks, hair loss and a slew of other shit before the big nap. They can't even go in a coma and rest a bit before they die, they have to wait till the damage is such that the body just shuts down.

>>12790558
Gnome a best.

Dark Gnome a better.

can followers of Hathor eat meat, or do they have to go vegetarian like their Holst waifus?

>>12790899
I would assume no beef.
For obvious reasons.

>>12790873
I thought it was a simple insommia at first, but after a quick read it's something I would wish to no one.
Though wouldn't a magical sleeping potion be capable of forcing such a person to fall asleep? And even then, perhaps a good lich might be able to brew up something.

I'm willing to bet that the introduction of MG to the world would cause many breakthroughs in the medical world.

>>12790191
Spend time with Junko and CC teacher. Deliciouslysnug sleeping between them.

>Mario Party

Not even mamono mana can mend a friendship destroyed by that game.

>>12790108
>holst wearing the infamous Keyhole Sweater
>all that life spilling from the hole
Why has this not been done yet

>>12790335
Only if they're fleshy.

>>12790905
The thing about it though, from my understanding, is that it's not nearly that a person cannot be induced to sleep, it's that even when they are, they still don't "Sleep" properly, due to a chemical imbalance in the brain.

Definitely want to go straight to the Lich with this one.

>>12790905
>Though wouldn't a magical sleeping potion be capable of forcing such a person to fall asleep

She wished.

>>12790902
Good thing I prefer pork...

MGs in open-chest sweaters when?

>>12790899
Nobody cares. People eat apes and pork and all that tastes like people.

Holsts probably aren't pure vegetarians anyway.

>Wake up to holst waifu making you bacon and eggs with a glass of her own fresh milk
>Enjoy a steak dinner together with potatoes loaded with her own sour cream and butter

>>12790928
I don't see it not happening

>>12790928

There's already been more than a few because of the craze.

>>12790899
>>12790930
Reminder that in Monster Musume, Mermaids eat fish, and Harpies eat Chicken (And pretty much anything else).

It's not like they abstain from eating meat because they're sympathetic to the species, at least not any more than a normal vegetarian. It's because they're likely native Herbivores anyway.

Or are they? Pretty sure classical Minotaurs at least were meat-eaters...

>>12790930
>Host profile
>Diet: Omnivorous, prefers grass.

While it does say they're omnivorus, but anything that is willing to eat grass is probably leaning very heavy towards vegetarian.

>>12790873
Sleep might come with Lich medicine combined with pure Weresheep bedding that wraps her up completely like a cocoon.

I'm talking complete complete, as in the person would need some kind of oxygen tubing connected so that they don't die of suffocation.

Alternatively we invent a Weresheep Goddess, Somnus the Deity Patron of Sleep, and she descends from the heavens to be sheared so that her fur might be weaved into a blanket for the unfortunate soul.

There would need to be a great deal of sacrifices though, for a Weresheep God without her coat would have the lust of a hundred Ushi-Oni and would persist until her fur has regrown.

The only sound ringing from her church would be cries from pleasured men.

>>12790945
>anything that is willing to eat grass is probably leaning very heavy towards vegetarian

>Not eating cane sugar, the most delicious grass extract of all
>Not eating cereal grains as the biggest staple of your diet, literal grass seed

Besides man, you just gotta take the old Chinese proverb to heart. "We'll eat anything with legs but the table."

>>>http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7

'Nother rusalka update, with paladins, sparring and wet shirts.

Update starts from line 2666, as always, let me know what you guts think.

>>12790899
>>12790902
>vegetarianism

>>12790954
>No beef
I never said no pork, or chicken.
Still, a life without beef...

>>12790928

>>12790558
Water all the way

Where are the damn elemental stories anyway? I haven't seen any

>>12790599
I want to experience this

>>12790949
I imagine there would be cries of terror instead.

>>12790956
>Vegetarianism is the practice of abstaining from the consumption of meat (red meat, poultry, seafood and the flesh of any other animal), and may also include abstention from by-products of animal slaughter.

>>12790958

>>12790950
>Considering sugar and wheat as grass

I think that's stretching the term a bit farther than is the most frequent definition of grass, like to the point of including anything that isn't lichen, mushroom, shrub, or tree.

When someone says grass in the context of cow (girls') diets, I think they mean the kind on the lawn, generally speaking.

>>12790957
What the fuck are you?

I wonder if MGs would consider it rude to ask what they are.

>>12790957
I literally just downloaded that image before you posted it.

>>12790960
You can't hear them over the cries of pleasure.

I mean they are definitely there and the shotas who fled into the church's catacombs to hide will most assuredly be the loudest.

Like Ms. Pac-Man, but Somnus is permanently buffed by the big dot while the "ghosts" flee in terror in the maze.

>>12790965
It was a joke but

>Not knowing basic botany
All cane is new world bamboo. It's literally giant grass. Wheat is a grass, so is rye and most any grain that's not corn.

Half the crap in your lawn is forbs and not real grass anyway.

>>12790956
No worth living.

I don't think a Holsts would refuse a steak, cows are not MGs. And I do mean cows.

>>12790966
She's a virus. That kind of virus, but not the S kind.

>You will never study at the house of a tomboy jinko friend from school
>You will never find her hidden stash of lewd magazines
>She will never 'prove her innocence'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXqUme6gOkQ

>>12791006
Wait what the fuck just happened.

>>12791010
True love just happened

>>12791015
No but why did she just jump him.

>>12791020

Surprise dick check

>>12791020
The courage to prove she's a pervert.

>>12791027
Is it hurt?

Did a bee sting his dick?

>>12790173
Of course.

>KC dicking around with Super Smash Bros Stage Maker on Wii U.
I was hoping for a new MG next week.
Now I'm worried. Those things are addicting.

What would a SSBWU stage shaped like an MGE girl play like?

Alternatively, what Smash Characters do you think your waifu would play?

>>12790774

I go with the Wurm girl instead. I want to see the mass destruction with my own eyes.

>>12790957
I don't mind the occasional Brown, but that is Burnt to a Crisp. You ruined the Meat

>no qt Shelob-chan to waifu
>no beautiful CC Ungoliant-san to waifu

>>12791041
I don't have one.

There's too many that I like to choose from.
I got it narrowed down to about 4-5

>>12791041
Better more relevant Question, why is Vivian the Best Monster Girl in Mario?

>>12791053

Because the only competition was Goombella. The others aren't even considered competition. I like em both though.

>>12791057
I agree with that.
>tfw that wind bitch

Soon.

>>12791050
>Can't choose a waifu
That's fair. I still can't choose between two...

>>12790153
I'm hard.

God luck avoiding beelzebubs.

>>12791036

Nah, it's just your usual "health check". You see, every tomboy has fitness schedule of sorts, which strict rules helps them keep their physique and mood at top notch. If you make friends with one, expect her to pull you into her weird fitness rituals, regardless of your opinion on it. Just look at Polt and you'll see what I mean.

As for the dick check, it's also part of the deal, she's gotta make sure your body's in good shape. Every single inch.

>>12791048
Shut up Violator.

>>12791053
>Not Bow
I'm assuming you're only talking about Thousand Year Door and not Paper Mario in general.
That's the only way I'll forgive this heresy.
Vivian is close, though.

>>12791060
>cold, slimy waifu

Ugh.

>>12791070

I want ghost blowjob.

>>12791059
ECH! She was gross.
Fat, had big lips and unruly hair like Ludwig von Koopa.

>>12791093
The whistles go WOO WOO!

>>12791070
>Hoity Toity 'I GUESS I could come with you.' Spoppy ghost that your cum just goes through
>Better than a face turn villain to hero who just wants to return the only kindness she ever felt
>And also has a bitchin hat.
Pls

>>12791010
She shoved her monkey arm up his ass right to the elbow

>>12791097
Okay, I concede.
But Bow doesn't go "I GUESS I could come with you." She says, "I'm coming with you, whether you want it or not."

>>12791101
Well that seems like quite the escalation from talking.

Ranbu Escalation

>>12791107
Mah nigga. We extreme now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuYreVA1fF4
KIWAMI ESCALATION.

>>12791053
>>12791070
>No Midna
Do you even shortstack?

>>12790622
So you did. I was rather glad that I left enough hints that someone could, without it being obvious.

>>12790822
Missed the mark? I don't recall anything like that in there. As for the succubus, was it what she was doing, or that they're innately connected to dreams?

>>12791113
I am so glad Gaim wasn't spoiled for me.

Kamen Rider has really good soundtracks.

>>12791060
>those slimey gross tentacles
Ew, I bet it would full of "not-gay" pegging

>>12791120
Adult Midna was better anyway

>>12791120
>In Mario
Do you even read anon?

Midna might be best girl in Nintendo, but we're talking just Mario MGs right now.

>>12791120
I said in Mario
Midna is best Zelda Monster girl no question
and Best Girl
Plump Imp Midna is best Midna

>>12791132
>>12791136
Well, she is in a crossover fighting game as a non-playable character that has Mario in it..

>>12791127
Yes. I especially love it when the Kamen Riders themselves sing the themes.

Kiva, OOO and Gaim are especially notable for this. OOO more than any other, as he sang a theme for each of his individual forms. And by god they are marvelous.

>>12791140
Supernova and Suit Designs was literally the only thing good with Kiva

>>12791140
I like W for the clever use of a duet, I've also heard of how good OOO is so I'm starting that when I finish Fourze.

How fast would these guys get snatched up if they were thrown into MGC?

>>12791143
>Only Supernova
>What is This Love Never Ends
>Roots of the King
>Every single Ixa Theme
>IXA-CISE
>Otoya dancing.

>>12791122
The way it described the vision, I figured he was supposed to be alive a few hundred years ago and the girls were just similar to his current sisters.
They referred to the succubus like she was already a player in the story, but I don't recall a succubus in the story thus far. Though as I say that I realize you are talking about his dark priest sister.

>>12791151
W had some nice songs too. I'm especially fond of the jazz pieces, Skull's song, and HeatMetal's theme.

OOO is great too, look forward to it, and its awesome soundtrack. And one hell of a badass duet.

Some of them might last and find a real nice waifu. Gentaro at least would be scooped up the minute he pounded his chest.

>>12791151
Gentaro would literally Befriend every Monster Girl before they even get his pants off.

>>12791140
Is this thread really so full of kamenfags or just few people samefagging? Every thread has kamen pics and stuff
Does it have monstergirls or something?

>>12791136
Especially in Twilight Princess where Zelda was not having it with a peasant liking her.

>>12791166
A few. Some more on the monstrous side, some more on the girl side.

Aquarius (Fourze), Medusa (Wizard), and Mezool (OOO) are all good, recent examples.
Scorpio was a reverse trap meanwhile.

>>12791166
Kind of, in Fourze there's a space slime given human form from what I've heard.

>>12791162
>>12791163
Mah niggas. I'd post that "Motherfucking Space Time" gif, but that's not strictly monster related.

>>12791060
How did this guy buddy up with KC?

>You will never fight crime on the streets of MGC as the new Kamen Rider
Why live?

>>12791172
>>12791174
>grill in mecha costume
>monstergirl
Nyet

>>12791174
OH WOW! I Thought you were talking about Aquarius before I realized you were talking about Nadeshiko.
Yeah magic space slime waifu with magic creation power is best Kamen Rider Monster Girl waifu.

>>12791188
Why not just put the monstergirl IN the mech-suit?

>>12791185
Don't remind me.

>tfw you will never henshin with your favorite kamen rider and bring justice to evil monster girls

>>12791198
That's what Nadeshiko is.

Would you guys want a calm, slow moving text that has a cozy and warm-hearted atmosphere and which will only be written at an extremely slow pace (several paragraphs per week)?

>>12791198
Too big, won't fit in the suit.

>>12791198
Her legs and butt look all kinds of fucked up.
But yes, your point still stands.

>>12791206
That didn't stop DekaMaster with his big ass nose.

>>12791201
>You will never go traveling with OOO
>You will never be friends with Fourze

>>12791207
It's the only thing that I could find for reference.

I also like Harpies and /m/ oriented stuff.

>>12791188
Technically in most cases, in-series, they were once human women who were corrupted or warped into monsters. Though for Aquarius, it was ultimately temporary, and Mezool is a Homunculus.

As for Nadeshiko, she's a Metal Slime who took on the shape of a school girl, and then used her slime-powers to make a combat suit. And then snapped a mook's neck.

>>12791156
The vision was simply "of humanity's glorious victory." For him, the utter victory of humanity means his sisters dying, and so that's what he sees. That he thinks of the war-paladins of a decade-and-a-half ago just shows how they're symbolic of MG destruction in the current era.

And yes, Lythalia waltzes into his dreams and tries to mess with his subconscious, but for what is now revealed to be good reasons.