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In Outer Heaven, men become demons.

>> No.12794327
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>>12794243
What Touhou could take Big Boss on in hand to hand combat?

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>>12794327
Could Meiling do it?

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>>12794243
Every soldier's dream is to meet a their favorite touhou!

>> No.12794373

>>12794327

If it's just unarmed combat, none of them. CQC is unbeatable.

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>>12794327
You must learn how to be Big Boss, before you can kill Big Boss.

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>> No.12794440

>>12794373
Except for the fact that Youkai have super human strength.

>> No.12794464

>>12794440

CQC is like judo, it uses your own strength against you. It basically makes all other martial arts in the Metal Gear setting obsolete.

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>>12794464
>Yukari's Script:
>Yukari:Shooting, cutting, stabbing, hitting, killing... It's all useless against me.
>Yukari: I'll tell you a secret. My weakness is... nothing.

Snake better know some good jokes.

>> No.12794479

>>12794472

Then why did she get bodied super hard by moonbitches?

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>>12794479
Depends who you ask.

Rinnosuke said her body was soft like a pillow when he hit her with a mallet at full force in Curiosities.
Meiling said something about hard spots in Soku.
Moonbitches are moonbitches.

>> No.12794488

>>12794472
I can also say some bullshit about myself.
Quoting herself for her own ability isn't really a good way to give legit proof, and we are talking about Yukari.

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>>12794472
But this is hand to hand combat!

>> No.12794536

>>12794484
Give me the source for that, nerd.

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>>12794536
You wouldn't old ladies, right?
http://exhentai.org/g/594568/e86d5eed69/

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>>12794602
Yes, I would.

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>>12794674
Old ladies, man.
http://exhentai.org/g/627115/8ef96867dc/

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>>12794602
Thanks a lot, nerd.

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>>12795032
No problem, double nerd.

>> No.12795053

Imagine if modern /jp/ was a place where you could blend Touhou references with other things but actually make it interesting or funny.

>> No.12795153

>>12794472
>Snake: METAL GEAR?!

>> No.12795217

>>12795053

Imagine if you weren't a faggot.

>> No.12795437

>>12795053

I'm imagining my fist in your face right now, kiddo.

>> No.12795602

>>12795053
How about you go there and show Snake how it's done then uh, tough guy?

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