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The Noble Savage edition

Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit..ly/MGCollection
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

>> No.12770405
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>>12770397
Delicious Brown Edition?

>> No.12770408
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MGC public entertainment edition

>> No.12770408,1 [INTERNAL] 

YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12770412

We need more paizuri in these threads.

>> No.12770415

>>12770397
>noble amazon

It's not nice to tell lies you know.

>> No.12770416
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Brown is love, brown is life

>> No.12770417

By the way, is the anon who created the Noble Amazon profile from last night still about? We should flesh that out more.

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>>12770405
How about brown kaiju

>> No.12770421

>>12770408
Just imagine a mexican standoff with these things.

A manticore, a chesire and a shota.

Who will win the shootout?

>> No.12770423

>>12770417
Which one, there were tons of that in the last thread.

>> No.12770424

>>12770405

Who doesn't like chocolate?

>> No.12770426

What have you done to prevent drive-by sheepgirl abductions?

>> No.12770429

>>12770421
Doesnt the shota lose even if he manages to shoot of the girls clothes?

>> No.12770432

>>12770412
We cant exactly post straight up NSFW in here anon

>> No.12770434

Was the last thread on page ten? Or did it get pruned prematurely?

>> No.12770435

>>12770417
>We should flesh that out more
Elaborate

>> No.12770437
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>>12770397
>>12770405
>>12770416

Turkish Rosewater/Scent of Cinnamon/California Gold or bust.

>> No.12770440

>>12770434
Looks like it died of natural causes. I just joined, and it was the last thread on the page.

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>>12770424
I think you forgot to remove something anon~

>> No.12770445

>>12770437
Holy shit i didn't know there was so much types of dark skin.

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>>12770397
Gas the Monster Girls! Race war now!

>> No.12770454

>>12770437
Anything except African Queen is a-ok.

...but California Gold is God Tier.

>> No.12770457

>>12770443
Gross.

>> No.12770458

>>12770417
What else does it need? it seems okay to me.

>> No.12770463

>>12770437
So much delicious flavors...
What to do?

>> No.12770466

>>12770437
California Gold, Dark Vanilla, Bedouin Dreams, Evening Elvan, and Amazon Chocolate are all wonderful.

>> No.12770468

>>12770466
You my nigga now anon.

>> No.12770469

>>12770458
>>12770417
Please take your fanfiction and forced monstergirl elsewhere.

>> No.12770470

>missed a lantern update
dammit timezones

>> No.12770472

>>12770458
Well, we had the basic description but not the actual appearance decided.

>> No.12770475

>>12770452
Hopkins in best Van Helsing.

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>>12770472
Oh my, how embarrassing, he still hasn't removed it.

>> No.12770478

>>12770472
Drop the name man.

>> No.12770481

>>12770397
Threadly reminder made you look

>> No.12770489
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Would you rave with her?

>> No.12770490

>>12770443
I bet she sucked endless dick for years to haven lips like that.

>> No.12770491

>>12770489
I agree with the last poster from the previous thread.

This is disturbing and saddening.

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>>12770481
How dare you...

>> No.12770493

>>12770489
That's depressing, and I don't even like her.

>> No.12770497

>>12770489
>>12770491
I agree.
Nothing good has come of this.
Only pain.

>> No.12770498

>>12770489
Why is she so scarred?

>> No.12770499

>>12770491
Thanks for agreeing with me.

Like fuck man, it's something you'd see on Facebook and hope to god the parents never see it.

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>>12770498
Do you not know Laska's story?

>> No.12770507

>>12770499
>>12770497
I mean geez, just look at her. She's been groped, fondled, eaten out, choked, and by the look in her eyes, probably gang-banged. It's just all-around awful to behold.

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>>12770491
>>12770493
>>12770497
And now you understand.

Rave's are pure evil that must be destroyed!

>> No.12770514

>>12770489
I like it. What's wrong with it? You can fap to abomination girls but a few scars turn you off?

>> No.12770515

>>12770507
The "Dad" part really gets me for some reason.

>> No.12770516

>>12770512
Don't do THAT stuff.

Not this early in the thread especially.

>> No.12770518

>>12770515
She's lost without him. He was the world to her. The only one who really loved her.

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This looks so comfy. I want to live there.

>> No.12770520

>>12770507
>She's been groped, fondled, eaten out, choked, and by the look in her eyes, probably gang-banged.
And she enjoyed every minute of it.

>> No.12770523

>>12770489
I'd make her feel better by taking her home before someone slips her drugs and having a nice talk if she's into that sort of thing

>> No.12770524
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>>12770516
What the hell are you going on about?

Purge the rave, it's flashing lights and loud obnoxious music are a blight upon all worlds.

>> No.12770525

>>12770523
Make sure she eats those eggs.

>> No.12770528

>>12770524
The stacked seagull woman has a point.

>> No.12770529

I learn to hate people who dick daughterus a little more each thread.

>> No.12770530
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Despite less and aftyn's fascination with corrupting and slutifying Laska, she grows up to be a good girl.

>> No.12770531

>>12770524
No nigga, I'm talking about RP.
Also, is that an MGQ Siren as drawn by Maniacpaint I see?

>> No.12770534

>>12770530
I know .less bounces back and forth, but who's aftyn?

>> No.12770536
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That dark skin of summers past calls to me this cold days.

Dark skin calls to me anyways, but more so seeing those mermaids with tan lines.

>> No.12770537

>>12770534
He's the guy who did wolf control and ntr cat, amongst others.

Has an extreme fixation on turning Laska into an ultrasubmissive slut.

>> No.12770539
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>>12770529
Constantly bitching about it makes it more of an issue than it actually isn't.
>>12770534
The first guy to do a daughteru dicking story.

>> No.12770543

>>12770529
I'm gonna have babies with my daughteru and no one shall stop me.

>> No.12770544

>>12770537
>>12770539
Sounds like an awful guy.

>> No.12770545

>>12770472
So namefagging aside, are we going with an identical appearance or a modified one?

Anyone have any good ideas for how to change the Amazon appearance?

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>>12770531
>RP

This ain't RP, Rave's are literally unholy evil things.

I can't name a single good thing that has come from the invention of the rave barring potential women to bang.

>> No.12770547

>>12770539
Little brown demons are the best.

>> No.12770549

>>12770499
At least her parents won't ever see it.
I'll go sit in my corner now

>> No.12770550

Hey it's PSA anon. I'm working on a new chapter of Slime Knight and I kept the criticism that I'm not very descriptive to heart. Could you kind and merciful anons read this passage and see if I took it too far? I have a tendency to swing from one extreme to another.

In his half dazed state unbecoming of a knight Sir Matthew followed the glistening trail to Glesni, squishing along happily across the wet fields, in a strange dance, twisting her body in spiral motions before swaying in random directions at a moment’s notice. Sometimes she picks up enough of herself to make a half skip of sorts and sometimes she is content to slide across the water-logged grass like a snake, weaving to and fro in exaggerated motions with her hips and hands.

In his half dazed state unbecoming of a knight, Sir Matthew followed the glistening trail to Glesni, who was squishing along happily across the wet fields in a strange dance, twisting her body in spiral motions before swaying in random directions at a moment’s notice. Sometimes she picks up enough of herself to make a half skip of sorts and sometimes she is content to slide across the water-logged grass like a snake, weaving to and fro in exaggerated motions.

While Sir Matthew was drenched from head to toe with his clothes dark and dull, Glesni’s body gradually changed color from a deep azure to a bright shade of indigo in striking contrast to the gray fog, which enveloped her like a royal veil. Her core, previously a drab shade of red, shone brilliantly from her bosom like a ruby bathed in ethereal light. Normally Glesni in dry days is so slow both in mind and body that she could’ve been mistaken for a statue. But here, in this brief moment, she simply enjoyed the freedom of movement without a care in the world.

>> No.12770551

>>12770544
That's an odd was to spell wonderful.

>> No.12770552

I have a question. Which is the more powerful energy source?

Mamano mana or Spiral energy?

I mean, they're essentially the same thing right?

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>>12770549
Truly, man is the real monster.

>> No.12770554

>>12770552
Well, based on Leeron's explanation before they blasted off to chase Nia to the ends of the universe, yes, they are.

I guess Spiral Energy/Getter Energy has a slight edge, since you can generate it in ways other than just sex.

>> No.12770555

>>12770550

>mfw the post reposted the first paragraph of the passes twice

Moot!!!! But more likely BUGS!!!!

>> No.12770557

>>12770553
So what did her dad get murdered?

Never read the story.

>> No.12770558

>>12770557
Anime AIDS

>> No.12770559

>>12770557
Keyaids bullshit.

>> No.12770560

>>12770557
Haven't read the remake, but...
Braindeath after a stroke, and her stepmom follows him to the grave in an unexplained method.

>> No.12770561

>>12770558
>>12770559
Really? AIDS got him?

That's the shittiest death of a character I've heard of in forever.

>> No.12770562

>>12770561
Not literal AIDs, but a stroke.

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>>12770557
Passed away of a stroke in his sleep.

>>12770560
Probably killed herself.

>> No.12770565

>>12770561
No, not actual AIDS.
Technically stroke, followed by brain death, followed by plug pulling.

It might as well be Random Anime Illness Syndome for what it's worth, though.

>> No.12770566

>>12770545
Pale Amazons. Heresy or improvement?

>> No.12770567

The Shirohebi home city of Iwakuni
Hundreds of single Shirohebi living there.
Many are ssent off to shrines all over to find a husband under the guise of 'working' there
Huge schools for Divination magics,
Fortunetelling, Matchmaking, All of the different healing arts
Zero crime.
Cleanest streets and sidewalks in the world.
Center of the city is the Iwakuni Shirohebi Shrine .

Would you go there?

>> No.12770568

>>12770564
wouldn't doubt it, part of the reason for the original shitstorm was it wasn't really explained HOW she did it other than >anubis having to do with dead people

>> No.12770569

>>12770565
It was hinted at for a long time.

>> No.12770572

>>12770562
>>12770564
>>12770565
I'm sorry is this ending trying to be a Soap Opera?

>> No.12770573
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>You will never be accosted by a gang of Monster Girl Greasers.
>You will never be surrounded by them and taunted in 50's Greaser lingo.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_piia0hKbo

>> No.12770576

>>12770572
It was rushed to shit.

>> No.12770578

>>12770572
I mean, yeah, but what can I say? I didn't want the dad to die.

>> No.12770579

>>12770576
Why?

>> No.12770580

>>12770437
The bad-photograph look of Red Earth in this image always bugs me.

>> No.12770586

>>12770566
Better idea. Let's just vote on it. Anyone who cares, pick a shade from >>12770437

>inb4 palefags

>> No.12770587

>>12770565
Hold up a second, I don't understand what you are trying to say. Are you saying that that kind of stuff never happens? Because my dad died in almost exactly the same way.

>> No.12770588

>>12770545
>>12770566
Heresy, and fuck off.

>> No.12770591

>>12770586
Dusky Dravidian Dormouse.

>> No.12770592

>>12770588
This. Why would anyone try to appease some autists who don't like a certain monstergirl?

>> No.12770594

>>12770573
>"Tell me more, tell me more."
>"Did you steal a base?"

"Tell me more, tell me more,"
"Was there red on her face?"

>"Tell me more, tell me more."
>"Did he hold your hands?"

"Tell me more, tell me more."
"Did she get in your pants?"

>> No.12770595

>>12770437
scent of cinnamon
dark vanilla

>> No.12770596

>>12770576
The ending was written after the first chapter. What happened is that said ending didn't really endear Eralia to a lot of people.

>> No.12770597

>>12770588
Oh amazon-bitch-kun, never change.

>>12770586
Maybe something paler since they're based on the Native American culture? California Gold?

>> No.12770598

>>12770573
>Greaser Lamia
>Literally not the Tunnel Snakes
what the shit

>> No.12770600

>>12770567
absoulutly

>> No.12770601

>>12770586
Scent of cinnamon.

>> No.12770605

>>12770598
Needs an Apophis throwing signs and saying "Tunnel Snakes Rule."

>> No.12770606
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What do you guys think of these little fuckers?

>inb4 urge to purge

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>>12770598
Tunnel Snakes are only Snake Girls and one Wurm who's fallen in with the wrong crowd.

>> No.12770614

>>12770606
Cute.
Needs some Zankuro-level thickness and I would strike the ass hard.

>> No.12770616

>>12770606
I'd like them if they didn't insist on calling people 'oniichan'.

>> No.12770618

>>12770606
I want to hit it with a baseball bat.

Multiple times until it leaves me alone.

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>>12770614
Agreed.

>> No.12770621

>>12770618
I at first read "hit it LIKE a baseball bat."

>> No.12770622

>>12770606
Inferior to Baphomet. I'll still take one.

>> No.12770623

>>12770606
I would sex her til the stars are hearts

>> No.12770625

>>12770606
Trap it inside the mind of a 40k orc.

>> No.12770626

>>12770606
Cute. Would ruffle one's hair and play with the fuzzy tips of her ears.

>> No.12770627

>>12770606
http://pastebin.com/hrrVEnaB

Posted last thread.

It's got MG TV and a familiar

>> No.12770629

>>12770621
How would that even fucking work?

But I like your style anon, stick with me and we'll make big things.

>> No.12770630

>>12770586
So Cinnamon seems to be the winning vote, and probably roughly close enough to the average. Basically a lighter brown.

Anything else we should change? Like, what about the tattoos? I don't want traffic arrows on my Noble Amazon.

Also, the wings are kind of... meh.

>> No.12770631

>>12770625
>NTRing Orkz away from their dakka.
>>12770627
I loved it.

>> No.12770632

>>12770625
And this is how weirdboyz are made.

>> No.12770632,1 [INTERNAL] 

someone post the motherly lamia copypasta

>> No.12770633

Someone post the Street Sharks.

>> No.12770636

>>12770633
You mean the Backstreet (Shark) Girls?
That band sucked and you should feel bad.

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>>12770631
Orkz don't even have sexual organs. They explode into spores when they die.

Really, they're more like matangos with a penchant for dakka and red than anything else.

>> No.12770639

>>12770630

Maybe something less linear and geometrical like this? http://www.freetattoodesigns.org/images/tattoo-gallery/tribal-tattoo-patterns-big.gif

Also, yes, wings look kind of freaky. And they're hip wings, which is even weirder. Gotta go.

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>"Silly human, I am not a demon, I am a black dragon.

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>>12770614
>Needs some Zankuro-level thickness and I would strike the ass hard.
You are a gentleman of fine taste.

>> No.12770643

>>12770641
Is there a difference.

>> No.12770644

>>12770636
No, the Street Sharks. They're in rivalry with the Tunnel Snakes. Get your MGC gangs (and references) right.

>> No.12770646

>>12770641

> Touch Tail

>> No.12770647

>>12770639
Wait, you mean amazons are not traffic wardens?
I thought that is what the arrows meant.

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>>12770641
Black Dragons are still dangerous.

>> No.12770652

>>12770641
She would have to prove it to me my breathing fire if she wants me to believe her.
>Then she will blow out a pillar of fire like a flamethrower and burn down an entire tree in front of my eyes

>> No.12770653

>>12770606
Baphomet's Witnesses are an institution and a public service.

>> No.12770654
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>>12770633
JAWSOME

>> No.12770656

>>12770642
Is that thing trying to eat a face off?

>> No.12770657

>>12770631
Nigger you're retarded. The orcs retarded mind would be a living hell for whatever trapped inside.

>> No.12770658

>>12770654
Thank you.

>> No.12770659

>>12770606
Eh, her arms and legs are too weird
Is it gloves, huge tentacles or what?
Baphomet is better

>> No.12770661

>>12770641
>KC is planning to do a Black Dragon at some point.
>Has already stated they're part of the Druella Faction, like Devils.
>In other words, much, much worse than normal demons.

>> No.12770662

>>12770656
Not in a literal sense.

>> No.12770664

>>12770656
She's about to give a shota blowjob.

She's also a thick, lactating shortstack.

>> No.12770665

>>12770632
Weirdboyz use the WAAAAGH not warp energy.

>> No.12770666 [DELETED] 

>>12770630
>>12770639
Get the fuck out.

>> No.12770667

>>12770664
Damn, I knew a shortstack back in high school.

She was up to my thigh but damn that ass was fine.

>> No.12770668

>>12770659
I think they're charming.

The fantastic color-scheme also helps with that.

>> No.12770669

>>12770661
I am worried how badly he will butcher them
In traditional tales they are rather noble and land the attention of a lot of men.
They are also one of the smaller dragon races

>> No.12770670

>>12770489
Cute
Would drug her with roofies and impregnate without leaving money for abortion

>> No.12770671

>>12770652
You know most dragons would look at you silly if you ask them to do that.

>> No.12770672

>>12770669
>I am worried how badly he will butcher them
I think that's impossible to do.

>> No.12770674

>>12770669
>In traditional tales they are rather noble and land the attention of a lot of men.
>They are also one of the smaller dragon races
Gonna need some source on this.

>> No.12770676

>>12770664
what's the actual difference between a short stack and a loli? wider three sizes, more health on bones, or what

>>12770639
we shouldn't change things to much but yes wings should be reduced or removed i agree

i wish the original pastebin anon who wrote them was here, want to see what he'd think since he's mostly their chief creator

>> No.12770677

>>12770669
Well if his brief thoughts on them already are anything to go by, KC's Black Dragons are going to be sluts outstripping even the Jabberwocks, who pride themselves on sluttiness.

>> No.12770678

>>12770670
So, you will just do what people do normally at raves, gotcha

>> No.12770681

Just to make sure here, but when we say "slutty" we really mean only slutty for the person who is loved, right?

>> No.12770685

>>12770677
They're monogamous sluts, or nymphos if you're going that far.

>> No.12770686 [DELETED] 

>>12770681
No, we mean public cumdumps

>> No.12770687

>>12770674
I can provide Japanese source, its not translated in much detail yet
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_dragon

>> No.12770690

>>12770686
Why.

>> No.12770692

>>12770686
>we
No, you do.

>> No.12770693

>>12770677
B-but muh prideful, arrogant and evil Black Dragon Mistress.

>> No.12770695

>>12770686
>we

>> No.12770696

>>12770687
My mistake, I though you were talking about western dragons.

>> No.12770697

>>12770692
>>12770690
Christ do you monster faggots really dislike everything but your shitty monsters? You're so fucking vanilla it's annoying.

>> No.12770698

>>12770687
You have to realize Shirohebi hasn't been translated to English yet either.
Iwakuni Shirohebi Shrine is still not on wiki

>> No.12770699

>>12770686
>we

>> No.12770700 [DELETED] 

>>12770681
Are you retarded?
Look for definition of the word slut. Sluts can't be faithful.
You probably mean just passionate or something

>> No.12770701

>>12770697
I don't know. I'm OK talking about sluts, but I wouldn't waifu a slut, if that's what anon means.

>> No.12770702

>>12770677
What would be best for black dragons?

Pale white skinned like goths?

Amazon-like tall, delicious brown?

Or something else?

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12770703

>>12770697
It's the best flavor of anything.

>> No.12770705
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>>12770702
Pale white with black scales works.

Or they can just have black skin, like Hellhounds.

>> No.12770707

>>12770700
But that's why I'm confused. A lot of texts use slut and similar terms when the person in question isn't a slut at all.

>> No.12770709
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12770709

>>12770703
But it's not NTR

>> No.12770711

>>12770702
thinking something like link related
http://puu dot sh/dkk5O/96e3be3147.jpg

>> No.12770712
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12770712

>>12770703
Wrong!
Vanilla with chocolate chips is.

>> No.12770713

>>12770681
>>12770685
Yes, that is the intent in the MGE.

Bunch of insecure ninnies that have to have that continuously reinforced.

>> No.12770714

>>12770705
Black sclera would also be great.

>> No.12770717

>>12770709
Don't waste images, cuckold.

>> No.12770718
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12770718

>>12770697
Dunno about other people, but so long as it is not futa, furry or guro, I can withstand anything.

>> No.12770720

>>12770714
That's a trade-mark of Druella's faction, so it's likely KC's Black Dragon will have 'em.

>> No.12770721

>>12770702

Pale gives definition to the black scales imo.

>> No.12770722

>>12770709
Don't start this soon.

>> No.12770723

>>12770700
>>12770707
Probably means generally not an idiot about sex and how to enjoy it. Being at all promiscuous is the height of heresy.

Same as how "rape" means "proactively rough".

>> No.12770727

>>12770718
>that hair
Needs petting. Extreme petting.

>> No.12770728

Where's KC's twitter? Do you think he'll tell us his Miiverse? I want to see his lewd drawings of Nintendo waifus.

>> No.12770729

>>12770713
It's designed to appeal to lonely otaku and salarymen, so I don't see the problem.

>> No.12770730

>>12770642
>>12770614
>>12770620


You all are, and shall forever be, my niggers

>> No.12770731

>>12770697
Why the fuck are you even in this thread?

Oh right, to shitpost.

>> No.12770733

>>12770702
see
>>12770641

The Japanese are weird about their hair colors
Red gets red
Green gets black
Black gets silver
Blue get white
White get white.

I like to think they are light grey in color for the skin, and the silver hair makes a nice touch

>> No.12770734

>>12770718
Mictlantecuhtli-chan?

>> No.12770736

How would anons react to being kidnapped by a Obsessive yandere Succubutt like >>12770712
?

>> No.12770737

>>12770728
It's @k_cross.
I don't know about Miiverse or sketches on it, but I know he holds Super Smash and Mario Kart tournies. Feel free to try and get in one.

>> No.12770740

>>12770736
Is she supposed to be yandere? I have yet to get into the Bahamut franchise.

>> No.12770741

>>12770736
Become the yandere. Out yandere the yandere. It's the only way to survive.

>> No.12770742
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12770742

>>12770734
Demon Girl Kugasari-San

>> No.12770743
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12770743

>>12770614
Of all mah main mans that I've called mah main man, Zankuro is easily the mainest of mah main mans.

And anyone who enjoys my main man's work is a good fellow indeed.

>> No.12770744

>>12770736
Frown and ask for a coke, I'm going to be where ever she takes me for a while.

And maybe a book too, ask if she wants to read with me, and yes I'll even let her sit on my lap.

>> No.12770745

>>12770723
>Decide to look up the definition of "Slut".
>Wikipedia article has a picture referencing an Anti-Victim Blaming Protest which took place at my locale
Well, that's weird.

>> No.12770747

>>12770731
I was scrolling by and I saw you faggots whining just because someone said something about sluts.

>>12770742
Post more of this bitch, though, I love her.

>> No.12770748

>>12770742
Around knife-ears, watch your rears.

>> No.12770749

>>12770606
I'm fascinated by those weird hands and feet.

>> No.12770750

>>12770736
>Obsessive Yandere
She won't tie me to the bed frame, so it's fine.

>> No.12770753
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12770753

>>12770747
I have more, but I don't wanna get banned. You can look for her in pixiv, if you like?

http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=1774701

>> No.12770754
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12770754

>>12770648
Narga is still the most enjoyable monster to fight in MH.

>Fucking MH4U not out for over 3 months
>Fucking Dragon's Dogma 2 not being announced

>> No.12770757

>>12770743
Which one is the right-most one from?

>> No.12770758

>>12770740
No she's not, I haven't played it at all.

I'm just going off looks.

>> No.12770759

>>12770753
Thanks, I've seen a lot of her on gelbooru, but I'm not japanese proficient to search on pixiv for the artist. The picture you posted just now in particular was going to be my character for a DnD game.

>> No.12770760

>>12770754
This. All of this. Love this narga-tan picture

>> No.12770761

>>12770754
It's got a release date?
Haven't been keeping up with it.

Narga is fun though.

>> No.12770767

>>12770757
Don't think she appears in any of Zankuro's games.

>> No.12770769

>>12770761
Early 2015.

Something else says 3/31/15.

Those shitters better announce Dragon's Dogma 2 tomorrow (today technically) or I'll be disappointed.

And they better announce it for fucking PC and PS4 so I don't have to buy that giant brick for one game.

>> No.12770775

>>12770769
>Expecting a sequel to Dragons Dogma when Capcom considers it a failed IP.

>> No.12770780

>>12770775
That just means it'll get into the next Smash Bros. game.
Heyo!

>> No.12770784

>>12770769
Capcom is useless and awful.
Cancelled Megaman.
Cancelled Devil May Cry.

I hate 'em.

>> No.12770790
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12770790

>>12770775
It's not a failed IP.

>>12770780
You're cruising for a bruising little man!

>> No.12770792

>>12770780
>DmC gets into Smash Bros.
Thankfully that'll never happen.

Anyways, Monster Hunter Frontier has Uncle Dante and Lady costumes/weapons.

>> No.12770793

>>12770784
Don't forget they killed Clover Studios.

If it's not Street Fighting they don't give a shit.

>> No.12770799

>>12770749
Those things look very soft and comfortable.

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>> No.12770831
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>>12770784
>Cancelled Megaman
Don't forget, they didn't just cancel Megaman, they actively killed him.

>tfw they refused Inafune's offer to revive the Megaman Legends 3 project
I haven't even played Legends and I'm mad as hell.

>> No.12770840

>>12770831
Reminder the last official megaman was a shitty mobile game.
To keep it on topic, who would be the biggest fans of Megaman in MGC? Golems?

>> No.12770842

>>12770831
But Inafune's a business man. Look at how horrific Mighty No. 9 turned out to be.

Mega Man was just too good for this world. But fuck Konami for killing Bomberman, I think that's worse.

>> No.12770844

>>12770472
>>12770417

Why are we going through with this again?

Making her "noble" is essentially just turning her into a lizardman. We don't need more blushing moeblobs.

>> No.12770847

>>12770840
Living Dolls

>> No.12770849

>>12770842
>Look at how horrific Mighty No. 9 turned out to be.
It's still in development, anon. Have faith.
Okay, but how "horrific" are we talking?

>> No.12770853

>>12770847
Perfect.
>Girls who wonder what it's like to be 'human', to have blood and a beating heart
>Also takes off her hand to pretend it's an arm cannon when nobody is around

>> No.12770856

>>12770853
>Has the most convincing megaman costume
>Every halloween
>It's just another doll body with helmet that her head is put onto

>> No.12770863

>>12770816
Is she from something?

>> No.12770864

>>12770844
They overlap, so?

There are lots of overlap between MGs personalities. Take:
- imouto lolis (all the Sabbath monsters)
- stony-faced kuuderes (Mantis, Jabberwock, Sahuagin, Lich)
- meek Yamatao Nadheskos (Jurougumo, Yuki-Onna, Shirohebi, Unicorn)
- femdom savages (traditional Amazon, Ushi-Oni, entire Oni family really), etc.
- super sultry types (Succubus and a douzen others I can't be bothered to list).

Hell, even the other main threadcanon MG, the dire wolf, is a clear overlap with both the werewolf (physically) and the femdom savage (mentally).

Please lets not start with the "stop liking what I don't like" thing. It's too early in the thread for shitposting.

>> No.12770865
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>>12770849
>Boring as fuck art style
>Bland everything else
>Gameplay is generic and boring
>Segments where you're locked in a room and have to kill a load of enemies
>Piss easy
>Already planning DLC
>'Community Involvement' is a fucking joke
>Dina single handedly managing to fuck up the community by turning it into a general SJW hugbox, banning people from the forums for opinions offsite (And subsequently keeping them from voting in the rare user poll that happens) and in general being a fucking cunt

It's dead Jim. But don't take my word for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oZP3exT2F8

inb4 'It's a beta!'

>> No.12770867

>>12770519
Doesn't look very safe.
When was the last OSHA inspection performed?

>> No.12770879

>>12770865
I disagree with all of these points.

Except the community involvement being a fucking joke. It really is. People vote on some things, nothing else actually matters.

>> No.12770884

>Maleficent as a Dragon Girl
I wonder why this isn't done more.

>> No.12770888

>>12770864
How about you stop with this girl no one asked for? It's not going to keep people from hating amazon, those that do, will. What, are we going to make a new girl the next time someone posts a vanilla succubus? Just stop.

>> No.12770889

>>12770865
Wait do you have to dash into enemies to kill them?

>> No.12770899
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>>12770879
Than you just have shit tastes. You should real Mega Man games, like any of the NES ones.

>>12770889
It's 'Dash: The Game'.

>> No.12770900

>>12770889
Yes. It's kind of annoying really. In the demo, it made it easy to get swarmed and take a lot of damage.

Or maybe I just suck.

>> No.12770909

>>12770899
>>12770900
Wow, fuck Mighty Number 9.

I'll just boot up an emulator and play Mega Man and Mega Man X

>> No.12770911

>>12770864
But this whole "becomes submissive when a real man shows up" applies to like, every single MG. (Part of) what was distinctive about the amazon was that she didn't have this trait, she was a warrior that didn't expect you to beat her. But for some reason people read abuse into this and that's why we're in this position in the first place.

People who want competitive warrior types already have that niche filled, and there's really nothing left showing she's an amazon besides the brown skin and vaguely tribal flavor.

If you're trying to make her appear "less abusive" you're going overboard and changing what's distinctive about her. There's no reason the amazon can't be asseritive and nice at the same time.

>>12770888
I'm sort of inclined to agree with this guy, making a new MG is just going to keep everyone unhappy. Both lovers and haters.

>> No.12770918

>>12770864
>Stony-faced Kuuderes
>Jabberwock

>Meek Yamato Nadeshiko
>All of the ones you listed.

Wow, you type like a faggot and have a poor understanding of the definitions of stereotypes.

>> No.12770923

>>12770606
Age it up and I might.
Still waiting for someone to draw the reverse Sabbath.

>> No.12770925

So, people like the idea of a cockney speaking cheshire still?

>> No.12770930

>>12770925
Well I do.

>> No.12770935

>>12770925
You have my full attention and the attention of my boner.
Accents a best.

>> No.12770938 [DELETED] 

>>12770888
At this point I've come to realize you're probably trolling to provoke a response. Particularly given your extremely hyperbolic statemens which do not follow logic. e.g.,

- "No one wants..." -- except the numerous people that collaborated to make her.
- "not going to keep people from hating Amazon" -- No one is asking others to like her. We're doing it for our own preferences
- [Replacing one MG = Replacing all MG people may object to] (clearly a false dichotomy fallacy).

Unless you have any valid questions or comments about the design itself, I'll let you get the last word in so as not to continue the shitposting cycle.

>>12770911
This is a MG thread, not a KC thread. While I respect your choice to take KC canon as l don't think it's your place to determine what canons other can or cannot use.

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>>12770865
You're crushing my dreams, Anon.

>> No.12770940

>>12770930
>>12770935
Then I'm fitting it into my next CYOA.
Anyone know a good translator to run stuff through for that?

>> No.12770944

>>12770939
Good, fuck your dreams.

Cast them aside and become stronger.
Hold me, I don't want it to be shit
;_;

>> No.12770945
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12770945

>'I realize Ryuu love water, and this is her shrine. but I really think she is sort of over doing it.'

>"Maybe I should Invite her to my shrine, I could use the water for my place"

>> No.12770946

>>12770940
The chick who voices Seras in Hellsing Ultimate Abridged?

Convinced me at least.

>> No.12770949

>>12770865
At least there's still Shantae and Shovel Knight on the list of things to like about Kickstarter.

>> No.12770952

>>12770949
>Shantae
Can't wait for that one.
>Shovel Knight
Still gotta play that one.

>> No.12770953
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12770953

>>12770946
I second this. Seras is best Dumbpire.

>> No.12770954

>>12770945
This was in the last thread.

What are you doing?

>> No.12770955
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12770955

>>12770939
>>12770944
Kamiya warned you guys.

This was the future you chose.

Do you think Kamiya likes Monster Girls? I want to ask but I'm scared he'll hate them and block me.

>> No.12770958

>>12770946
>>12770953
More meant an online translator but I still need to watch that anyways.

>> No.12770960

>>12770955
Based off of Nevan, Alraune, and Joys amongst others, I'mma say, yes.

>> No.12770966

>>12770958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgnIjJexut4
Here's episode one. Enjoy.

>> No.12770968
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>>12770952
>Still gotta play that one
You really ought to.
Music is great, "community involvement" actually is a thing since there's four fanmade bosses in it, and the story is nice.

>> No.12770972 [DELETED] 

>>12770938
>anyone who disagrees with me is a troll

The original person who set out to make this gave it up. As for numerous, there's at most four of you, and there us no need for another amazon, people will like some girls, others not. And as for not a KCAL, thread you're right, it's not an official thing, but you're delusional if you think his stuff is not the most discussed here. Your knockoff is based on his work. You're just irritating people with your stubbornness. Fuck off.

>> No.12770973
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12770973

>>12770968
Also, maybe a Lich cosplaying as Plague Knight?

>> No.12770974

>>12770865
Off topic, but why would Satsuki be an oni?

>> No.12770977

>>12770974
Why WOULDN'T she be?

>> No.12770980
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12770980

>>12770973
Or Harpy, whichever comes first.

>> No.12770983 [DELETED] 

>>12770938
You're basing it off KC's profile. You're referencing things from KC and changing others around, but the sense is that you want her to fit in with the other MGs discussed around here, who happen to be predominately derived from MGE. Like it or not, people use MGE as a starting point for discussion.

Why bother if you're just making another generic warrior girl and cutting out what many people (I mean, among the non-haters) like about her? Why don't you go find a brown salamander or something? Because it's essentially the same thing. This whole thing is pointless and it's just going to piss off both people who like her and hate her.

Why were you even attracted to amazons in the first place?

>> No.12770985

>>12770973
>>12770968
>>12770955
>>12770939
Why do you even bother posting reaction images only to delete them 5 seconds later?

Nobody is going to fucking see it except for the like 5 people who happen to be refreshing right then. Just don't bother posting.

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12770990

>>12770985
>He doesn't use 4chanX

>> No.12770994

Why are these posts getting deleted?

We're discussing MGs and someone's proposed OC. This is completely legitimate conversation.

>> No.12770996

>>12770994
Probably because they're linked to that guy who keeps shitposting. The one who keeps using hyperbole and "fuck off"

>> No.12771005

>>12770923
>Reverse Sabbath

You are in luck, someone already came up with it, even though it's MGE Wiki fan created

Look up Boobath

>> No.12771021

>>12770996
Ok, I'll try again.

You're basing it off KC's profile. The point isn't about headcanon, it's about general appeal and function. You're referencing things from KC and changing others around, but the sense is that you want her to fit in with the other MGs discussed around here, who happen to be predominately derived from MGE. Like it or not, people use MGE as a starting point for discussion.

Why bother if you're just making another generic warrior girl and cutting out what many people (I mean, among the non-haters) like about her? Reading the guys pastebin was essentially like going down the MGE profile and contradicting everything said about her, besides the fact that she's tribal. There's nothing distinctively amazonian about her.

Why don't you go find a brown salamander who lives in a jungle or something? Because it's essentially the same thing. This whole thing is pointless and it's just going to piss off both people who like her and hate her.

>> No.12771050

>>12771021
Dude relax, it's probably not going to catch on anyway.

>> No.12771052

>>12771021
My counterpoints:

1) It's a work in progress. Of course it's going to have some issues, that's why it's still being workshopped. What's on the pastebin was simply one guy's conception of it. We can still refine that with our input, or if he's AWOL, write our own cleaned up variant of it. And even *if* the final version is total crap, you can just ignore it. It's threadcanon, not right of law. No one is forcing you to use it in your stories or art.

2) There is precedence to its acceptability. The wolf-lovers didn't like the yippy nature of the dire wolf, so re-wrote her. Unless you have a vested interest in the werewolf (e.g., waifu or a favourite MG), there's no reason most people would care about dire wolf vs werewolf.

The same *should* go for Amazons, if not for that one shitposter guy who insists on making it a global issue because he hates Amazons. That's likely the only reason we're having this discussion right now, because he's trying to blow up a niche issue into a global one.

3) I don't think its fair to make the diversity, since if simplified, one could also make the argument that a dire wolf is just a slightly taller, meaner werewolf, a salamander is just a fiery lizardman, and so on with the red vs blue onis, etc. It's not outside the paradigm, so it shouldn't be a major issue. It only is because of point #2.

>> No.12771054

>>12771050
You know what they say about waifus.

>> No.12771059

You know, I have the perfect video for the discussion going on right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ELAHvQ2D5I

>> No.12771068

>>12770977
I would've thought she'd be a dragon

>> No.12771078
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12771078

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus
what is the point of getting up

>> No.12771080

>>12771052
It's not threadcanon. That requires everyone's consent. It's an abandoned idea you won't let go of.

>> No.12771083
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Now with 100% more suffering

>> No.12771088
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12771088

>>12771083
>Laska

>> No.12771093

>>12771052
I think an important caveat on the whole "but dire wolf did it!" shtick is it was just in some DIRE writefagging that no one takes seriously or cares about beyond the fact that it's dire. It's not "a thing" beyond pushing to stick.

This whole thing however, for one, spawned because people can't ignore autistic shitposters. Its pretty sad roots, and as it's just some profile format garble that's going to be used as some sort of shield against said shitposting. It's not actually going to hold up to anything, much like "write stories that make them sound better" won't. Throw in that it was pretty much just re-translating a KC profile format, done by someone who'd never written anything just to add insult to injury and it's a slippery slope down dark and cringe places.

>> No.12771098

>>12770489
Needs a few cumstains, otherwise, depressingreality/10

>> No.12771100

>>12771052
But the difference is that the werewolf gets tons of discussion.

Amazons, however, don't outside of shitposting and arguing. This is the first OP I've seen with amazon in it since the /a/ days. The only reason people are willing to talk about her now is because this whole "noble" was talked about last thread. They've always been a minority thing. Judging from the patterns of discussion I've seen in these threads I think it's fair to say that this threadcanon could end up completely eclipsing the MGE.

The "threadcanon isn't law" response isn't adequate, because for minority appeal MGs, threadcanon IS law. If people prefer to talk about the safe "vanilla" version where a man's fragile pride isn't in any danger and there's no scary and ego-threatening role reversal you bet people are going to prefer talking about that. Even though you could easily just headcanon without making a separate subspecies. You won't get discussion about her that doesn't involve the threadcanon.

You say this is a work in progress but if that guy's pastebin represents any serious attempt at fleshing her out it definitely needs work. The discussion started because people wanted to compromise the amazon with popular thread taste, and if it keeps going in that direction we're just going to have a very bland threadcanon that makes her just like everyone else, which is pointless.

>> No.12771101

>>12771088

It's a shame I don't have time or the patience to read all these stories, it be fun to get inside jokes

>> No.12771102

>>12771098
It's not a tear, she's just too high to feel it in her eye.
I may be lying but it's all I can see.

>> No.12771104

>>12771083
jesus christ, laska, you need a hug

>> No.12771107

>>12771083
Honestly, the addition of tears doesn't make it much worse.

It's still awful and heart-wrenching though.

>> No.12771108

>>12771083
>>12771098

I was about to say the same thing. Right beween the legs, mixed with paint.

Also maybe handprints on the outer thighs. Lots of them. So it looks like she's been around the block.

>> No.12771112

>>12771108
>So it looks like she's been around the block.
Stains or not, the empty look in her eyes implies that enough to me.

>> No.12771113

>>12771108
And a few handprints on the back of her head. Man, fuck raves. But I can't deny the swelling in my pants. What is wrong with me?

>> No.12771115

>>12771108
>>12771112
sufferingfags are going to have a field day, aren't they

>> No.12771117

>>12771113
>Spoiler
Congratulations, if you take joy in this kind of sluttification, mind-break, and suffering, then you're well on the route to being a complete NTRfag.

>> No.12771118

>>12771093
>>12771100

I guess the question is what's the alternative? With the sheer aggression of autistic shitposters, the Amazon as a legitimate MG for discussion has largely been wiped out. Even civil discussions about very benign topics like, "what MG do you like?" or "Amazon my fav," get buried to hell with shitposting, and eclipsed by threadcanon about abuse.

At this point I suspect the only three possibilities are to 1) Let it die and cease to be a choice for all civil discussion, stories, art, etc. 2) Rebrand it as an analogous version, or 3) Do nothing and hope it goes away on its own.

I don't think #3 is realistic given how very long people have held onto grudges against Latnernon, Metaknight, etc. So it seems to me re-write or let it die are the only remaining options.

I'm of course option to better suggestions, as I fail to see any better alternatives at this point.

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>>12771083
Why are there so few cute, heartwarming pictures of Laska?

>> No.12771121

>>12771078
The point of getting up is to check the house for your new dormouse daki. Maybe she fell asleep on the couch, maybe she walked into a closet and passed out. First you check the house, THEN you get depressed and go back to bed. And then no nightmare haunts your dreams, either because your life is miserable.

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>> No.12771124

>>12771120
Because .less likes to flip flop between cute, lewd, suffering, and just out-right trolling.

>> No.12771125

>>12771083
I like it
Suffering girls is the best girls

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>>12771083
>>12771108
>>12771113

For the love of god, no more, this is soul crushingly depressing as is.

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>>12771125
Wrong.
Suffering then healed girls are best girls.
Pic related included

>> No.12771128

>>12771121
>Dat Spoiler
Anon why you do this?
;_;

>> No.12771129

>>12771083
>>12771108 (You)
>>12771113
>>12771126

Also, that paint around her neck? Could be tweaked a little to make it look like a handprint.

>> No.12771131 [DELETED] 

>>12771083
Need a few syringes lying on the ground and fresh wound from her pimps and clients

>> No.12771132

>>12771129
But anon, two hands wrapping around to make a complete, squeezing ring, wouldn't look much like a normal handprint.

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do we know who is going to win the darling bowl

>> No.12771139

>>12771132
Maybe place one higher, the other lower, so it looks more distinctly hand-shaped rather than just a paint blob around her neck.

>> No.12771140

>>12771133
As a Miiafag, I'm hoping either Cerea or Miia.
Or both like Oyakado mentioned once.

>> No.12771141

>>12771117
>The idea of a slutty, broken onahole at your disposal as you're high as a kite listening to shitty, droning, brain slaughtering repetitive music makes me an NTR fag
I hope you aren't assuming that I would self-insert as her husband or something. I just think that a blurr of memories and waking up the next day with a sensitive dick would be pretty neato. I mean, think about a rave in the context of monstergirls. Hundreds of dickhungry sluts with no inhibitions, every second one spiking you with one aphrodisiac or the other, and as you dance and try to keep your sanity together to avoid finding yourself with a Oomukade waif. And a small, slutty, mindbroken cheshire stumbles into you and starts grinding on instinct as if she were in heat. As if you're not going to stick your dick in, have a quick fuck and toss her to the next guy, so that you can go back to dancing with a clearer head. Until the next bitch spikes you.

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Please stop bullying Laska.

>> No.12771148

>>12771139
>>12771146
Only thing left is to add blood between her thighs so it looks like it began 100% nonconsenual then led to mindbreak, rather than starting as an already experienced Laska just throwing herself at a man.

>> No.12771149

>>12771141
No, I'm implying it's a slippery slope.

>>12771146
I'd like to agree with this.

>> No.12771150

>>12771146
This isn't even bullying.
Fuck, I didn't like the ending but watching this happen to laska is making me hurt more than I thought it would. You win bob, I still love her

>> No.12771152

>>12771133

I honestly only see Miia or Cerea as being potential winners at this point, unless he just keeps the harem thing.

Then everyone loses.

>> No.12771153

>>12771149
>Slippery slope
Ah? How so?

>> No.12771154

Amongst the wastelands he traveled, clad in a tattered cloak and simple clothes underneath, he trekked only with his wits. He was around 6 feet tall. Long dark brown hair and a beard signifying fatigue and experience. The cloak worn had runes and symbols on it signifying it held some important value to him.

"Well, what have we here..." He turned to face the one speaking. She looked like a cross between an Arachne and Scorpion. She appeared to be tanned, had dark hair, red eyes, and was decently endowed, her scorpion half was dark brownish-black. She was wearing strips of cloth covering her breasts and carrying a crude spear made of sticks and bone.
Should I continue?

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>>12771127
No, healing a piece of shit for sunshinefags that doesn't even deserve attention
Suffering and more suffering is the best
Suicide/completely broken mind are the best ending

>> No.12771159

>>12771153
Just seems to me like the kind of thing that is. Suffering must be built upon, become more grim, inflict deeper suffering, building an emotional connection at some point to make it all the more, to a perspective, delicious.

>> No.12771161

>>12771118
>With the sheer aggression of autistic shitposters, the Amazon as a legitimate MG for discussion has largely been wiped out
It's definitely in bad shape but that's just overkill. We continue to have conversations among ourselves (like last thread, the part that wasn't arguing about this threadcanon) about her and nothing can stop that. It's just that now we have many vocal haters too.

But if you rewrite her to deflect shitposting you're hurting yourself as well. That's just not a viable option.

How do we deal with other kinds of shitposting? We ignore it. Most of the amazon hate consists of things like "amazon a shit" and whatever which are not particularly descriptive or threatening, which you can safely ignore. "Amazons are all abusive" - you know how you deal with that? You ignore them and continue talking about nice amazons. It's only so vocal because we take it seriously.

This vocal hatred is a really new thing (I remember how discussions went on late night /a/, it was quiet but civilized) so that should tell you there's a meme aspect to it. People will stop being vocal about it if you treat it like there's nothing you have to defend. And if there are more fans of her (which it seems to me there are, considering how many people come out to defend her) it becomes easier.

>> No.12771162

>>12771133
>win
You realize you're talking about a harem manga right? No one will win, it will "end" with some stupid joke.

>> No.12771163 [DELETED] 

>>12771158
So who do you self-insert as in those stories?

>> No.12771164

>>12771159
What makes my dick hard is that in that scenario she wouldn't even be the main character. Just a tissue to hold your cum. Just to be thrown aside. You don't reserve deeper suffering for a side-character. So I don't think i have to worry about that. If Laska were a character I cared about, I'd hate the premise.

>> No.12771166

>>12771118
Thing is, are you also going to rewrite Succubus?

This is a trick question, because the profile says nothing of NTR or shit like that in the first place it's how you create a bicorn but people will splerg out over their precious preconceptions of how it MUST be, and damn anyone who's ever said or written anything to the contrary, including KC.

If you want to do or say anything, you can point out they're being tumblr-tier retards about muh matriarchy and ignore it. Yes yes, spare me the standard "but ignoring it never makes anything better" shit. I said THEN, and trying to reason with people who don't give a shit for discourse is already pointless.

The trick is to not be a tumblr-tier retard yourself, know the difference between dominance and abuse, which is asking a lot of a blue board, and don't be 'stiff' about or force it into the thread like how the fluffy reposting pisses people off. Reason kikimora has kind of stuck and isn't as annoying is mostly because it's been more organic and actually based on some semblance of content and jokes about the janitor rather than just trying to push an opinion for the sake of it.

>> No.12771167

>>12771164
My point is what if the day comes where you're introduced to the premise with a character you do care about, and you find yourself similarly aroused anyway?

>> No.12771168

>>12771141
I'd rather go dance with the Apophis over there, making small talk with her for a while.
Until I notice that my mind gets that much more hazy every time I take another sip of my drink, and her grin gets that much wider when you look at her as she asks to to dance with her.
And then I blackout somewhere in between tonguing the shit out of the girl and me telling her to watch as I do a frontflip onto the dance floor after mentioning that I JUST GOTTA DANCE!

And wake up in some room with her, not remembering shit, only that I now have a grape-flavored lamia coiled around my naked body and I have a heart tattoo on my shoulder with the name "Talia" on it.

>> No.12771169

>>12771161
Ultimately, thread tastes wax and wane in terms of MGs.

It's not comparable to writefag hatred because those guys actually exist outside people's ideas of them.

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>>12771163
I don't self-insert in porn. I just enjoy trainwreck of emotions and suffering

>> No.12771172

Some of you guys really need to see professional help.
Consider telling your Doctor about these feelings of yours next time you visit him.

>> No.12771174

>>12771168
>Talia
That's a pretty name.
And fitting for a yandere.

>> No.12771175 [DELETED] 

>>12771171
Oh, yeah. I remember reading and then instantly forgetting about that.

>> No.12771176

>>12771167
I take a step back and re-evaluate my priorities, because clearly I've strayed too deep into the rabbit hole without noticing. But I doubt that would ever happen. Possible, but unlikely.

>> No.12771177

>>12771123
YES

>> No.12771178 [DELETED] 

>>12771172
>visiting thread about imaginable monster girls raping man
It's not like you any better than us, m8

>> No.12771179

>>12771176
Good plan anon.
Good plan.

>> No.12771181

>>12771166
Yeah. Personally speaking I've never wished for kikimora levels of popularity because I know the amazon's a niche MG.

So just quiet down, try not posting her hard if all you have to say is "x is my waifu". People get less mad, conversation about her remains fresh. No problems.

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does your monster girl make a good operator?

>> No.12771184

>>12771178
The MGs in my canon don't need to rape men, do not lump us as one group.
This demonstrates you are not a regular poster but a troll.

>> No.12771186

>>12771182
Fuck no, Dormice aren't suited for battle.

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>>12771158

>Suffering and more suffering is the best
>Suicide/completely broken mind are the best ending

You scum of the earth

>> No.12771190

>>12771186
She could be the 'cute' scout
small tiny, sleeps all the time
sort of an organic landmine.

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>>12771083
No happiness, only despair. It's all we deserve after all.

>> No.12771208

>>12770799
I want them on my penis.

>> No.12771210

>>12771194
Now this is just getting strangely abstract.

>> No.12771215

>>12771168
Sounds like a good time.
Does she have a tattoo on her arm too with your name on it?

>> No.12771223

>>12771194

HEY YOU ARSE I WAS GOING TO FINALLY POST THAT WHEN 4CHAN WAS BACK UP oh fuck whatever.

Sorry it looks so shitty. Don't drink and photoshop kids. Rum and pens don't mix.

>> No.12771248

>>12771194
>>12771223

Oh, forgot to add. Notice the ears filled with semen? Someone on /mgt/ once said Bob was the origin of the aural sex phenomenon, so I thought, why not throw it on his character? So, little easter egg there. If the easter egg had its yoke removed and poured into a catgirl's ears.

>> No.12771251

>>12771194
Eh, it looks like insane killer not abused girl suffering
The tears version is better

>> No.12771254

>>12771248
>Bob was the origin of the aural sex phenomenon
Damned lies, it was me. I also did Charon x Hobos, Hornet-girl and some other less memorable things.

>> No.12771258

>>12771251
Yeah, it's the smile and eye(brow)s. If I could change her expression it would really be true suffering. But it would take too long without .less giving me the .PSD file, so I just quit half way.

>> No.12771270

Replying Frozen Throne to kill time. Would you a Vashj? I would. Can't blame Kael for being seduced so easy.

>> No.12771275

>>12771270
Replaying*

>> No.12771283

>>12771194
Now it's just funny.

>> No.12771298 [DELETED] 

>>12771270
>playing games
What are you 12 or something?

>> No.12771303

>>12771248
>you'll never fuck fluffy ears

http://i.imgur.com/jYUezfb.png

>> No.12771306

>>12771298
What do you mean? Good job, I'm lost for words.

>> No.12771310

>>12771303
>tailjobs
ew
and her legs look really fucked up

>> No.12771332

>>12771303
>you'll never slap your balls onto a Fennec Kitsune's skull as you fuck her ear taco like an onahole

>> No.12771338

I wrote something. It might be a bit boring, but hopefully there's some amount of value to be gleamed from reading it. I'll continue it every once and a while. It'll be slow, but that's intentional. The narrative will also mirror the feelings of the main character, and as he develops, the tone will change. I didn't need to say that, but some expectations should I think be set before starting such a slow writing. This will also be my first creative piece that's longer than a single greentext. MGs also won't come in until a few paragraphs later.

A cog in the machine, acting on simple desires, being able to do anything, while simultaneously not doing anything at all, you are essentially a shackled puppet in your own home. Mass telepresence and virtual reality were major technological breakthroughs, but you knew your whole life that it has stole something from your generation who grew up with such things. Where have all the dreams gone? The inspiration and motivation? What happens after you've reached your goals and achieved your dreams? Up until now, you've had the most comfortable and free life of anyone that came before you, just like everyone in this age. You've been consuming the indulgent forms of virtual media with no limits for so long. One day you're a secret agent unraveling the conspiracies of the world, and the next day you're an astronaut colonizing far off worlds. You just drift along each of those experiences, losing yourself deeper and deeper, and you know it. Perhaps it's because of your resentful participation in this sensual system that you've decided to actually take some time to look at one of the small advertising banners you see while navigating through your VR hub, the one urging you to take their experience in real life.

>> No.12771341

>>12771303
>people who want to fuck the animal parts
pls go

>> No.12771357

>>12771194

I just woke up

What the fuck is this

>> No.12771396

>>12771357
It's a Laska.

>> No.12771403

>>12770417

The Amazon mom greentexts from last thread were pretty cute, and so were the classy gentle Ara Ara Manticore greentexts.

I'd like to see more of those.

>> No.12771404

>>12771338
>experience in real life
No way man, lotus eaters for life!

>> No.12771414

>>12771270
Kael always seemed a little flamboyant if you ask me. But no, I can't blame him for wanting do tap dat.

>> No.12771418

>>12771338
The banner image is 2D, unlike the the others which are all the standard windows into another world. On the banner you see a hooded figure rowing a small boat, one which reminds you of those boats you see in those tacky virtual Venice tours, through a waterway flanked on either side by an odd melding of 21st century buildings and modern architecture. In a cheesy italic font with gold colors, a short text on the banner says "Only Experienced in Real Life." After selecting the banner, a link opens a new window and the page says what you'll be doing. Apparently it's a tour of New York City, and it'll take a day. Then what was the image on the banner about? It doesn't really matter. It's also pretty cheap, requiring only 950 DC (Distributed Credits), all expenses paid. You think that maybe it won't be that bad at all. Maybe it'll make you forget a bit about your overwhelmed life. You make a reservation for the next morning.

>> No.12771420

>>12771418
No you fool, it's going to kill you!

>> No.12771427

>>12771418
The banner image is 2D, unlike the the others which are all the standard windows into another world. On the banner you see a hooded figure rowing a small boat, one which reminds you of those boats you see in those tacky virtual Venice tours, through a waterway flanked on either side by an odd melding of 21st century buildings and modern architecture. In a cheesy italic font with gold colors, a short text on the banner says "Only Experienced in Real Life." After selecting the banner, a link opens a new window and the page says what you'll be doing. Apparently it's a tour of New York City, and it'll take a day. Then what was the image on the banner about? It doesn't really matter. It's also pretty cheap, requiring only 950 DC (Distributed Credits), all expenses paid. You think that maybe it won't be that bad at all. Maybe it'll make you forget a bit about your overwhelmed life. You make a reservation for the next morning.

>> No.12771430

>>12771418
Boarding a maglev car, you're given an estimate of 40 minutes to reach your destination. With these 40 minutes, you could be practicing group formations in that new MMOVRG you picked up recently, or attending the VR concert your friends are at, all using your PID (Portable Immersive Device). As soon as these thoughts come up, you curse yourself, for falling prey to your usual thought patterns, and for even considering seeing "friends," who're really more akin to contemptible actors. They've been with you for as long as you can remember, from when you were all in school, to the Day of Freed Obligation. They don't really care about you though. While with them, you just talk about shallow things, share shallow experiences, and follow routine, unthinking behavior. In a world where there are so many different and exciting things you can do and with other people, there's hardly one that isn't terribly enjoyable because of the fact. Your life till this point really has had no meaning at all, and it doesn't truly matter what you felt before, because it was all artificial, and predetermined. With these depressing thoughts floating around in your head, you fall asleep.

>> No.12771437

>>12771430
Are you trying to argue that life inside the VR is not absolutely blissful?

>> No.12771445

>>12771430
You are woken up by the AI as you arrive at the destination. Exiting the vehicle, you are met with a view of a port with ferries, and other people boarding them. You make your way to a line and a person comes to check your identification, which is done automatically through a DNA scanner. Only until you get on the ferry and sit down do you ponder about what is really happening. You're taking a ferry, a ferry in this day and age, and to New York City! Before this, you've been to NYC through VR tours, but those were all 21st century representations, and you don't remember ever riding a boat there, or riding a boat in real life at all. What happened to NYC anyway? You remember the image on the banner, and you make the connection between that and what you learned about global warming years ago. New York City, as you had seen in VR, didn't exist anymore, at least not in the same way. To confirm your realizations, you check the internet through your PID, but, for the first time ever, it tells you that there's no connection, and you finally remember that there was something in the description on the website that said you would be technologically cut off from the rest of the world while in NYC. You didn't know it would take effect so soon. And you didn't know what nausea was until it hit you. No matter the amount of virtual boat rides you've taken, somehow, you became sea sick, or at least if seasickness ever did exist, you think you probably had it at that moment.

>> No.12771448

>>12771437
Quite the opposite really. Read between the lines, or actually take them literally. It should be pretty self explanatory.

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>>12771445
This is just going to turn out really, really bad for him, isn't it?

>> No.12771452

>>12771448
>While with them, you just talk about shallow things, share shallow experiences, and follow routine, unthinking behavior. In a world where there are so many different and exciting things you can do and with other people, there's hardly one that isn't terribly enjoyable because of the fact. Your life till this point really has had no meaning at all, and it doesn't truly matter what you felt before, because it was all artificial, and predetermined. With these depressing thoughts floating around in your head, you fall asleep.
That sounds like absolute horseshit to me, not bliss.

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So are all Monster Girls just shotacons, or do some of them actually like manly men?

>> No.12771462

>>12771450
Don't expect much action. Like I said, this will probably be boring.

>>12771452
The MC is just really reflective. There is such a thing as too much blissfulness and satisfaction with life. It's quite a common theme in sci-fi plots. Take the "feelies" in Brave New World for example. While not the same as VR, "feelies" in that universe, along with other things like drugs, keep the masses in complete bliss and unawareness. The MC in my story is kind of like Bernard if you want to make that connection. He's an edgy guy who feels alienated by the world etc, etc.

>> No.12771464

>>12771460
I like to think the stronger ones would like manly men. Tougher, more fun, and more rewarding to domesticate them.

>> No.12771465

>>12771462
>too much blissfulness and satisfaction
Right, and that point it stops being either, ergo it becomes horseshit. Just wanted to point that out.
>>12771464
Like "taming" a Hellhound?

>> No.12771469

>>12771465
You mean "moefying" a Hellhound?

>> No.12771472

>>12771469
No.

>> No.12771480

>>12771465
>horseshit
Not necessarily. It depends on your perspective, but it's also more complex than that.

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>>12771480
No it isn't. If something is unpleasant it's unpleasant! Like getting caught in a downpour!

>> No.12771498

>>12770627
It was cute.
Lucy's introduction kind of flt like you were ticking items off a checklist, but that might just be me.

>Yep, she’s mad. I am going to need all my social tact and cunning to get on her good side again.
>“To be fair, you were a pretty good looking two penny whore.”
>I am the greatest.
This fucking guy.

>> No.12771499

>>12771445
While suffering from mild seasickness, your ship gets closer to the other end, and you see the confirmation of your suspicions. It wasn't so much an island, not like you would expect, but a linked mass of half submerged buildings and various supporting structures and platforms. This is the real NYC, not the virtual one, not the 21st century one, and not the one you knew, or perhaps you didn't know NYC in the first place. In any case, you were nearing the port, but something else caught your eye. At first you thought they were birds, but as you get closer, you begin to make out the their shape and size, which came as another surprise. They all had human looking bodies, but with wings, and some tails, claws, and other appendages! If you didn't know better, you would think you're still in one of those hyper-real fantasy VR experiences. Though, pretty much without warning, the sight of those familiar, but unusual people leaves you in wonder up until everyone is asked to step off the ship. When you get off the ship and step onto the wood platform, you're overwhelmed, not by the man made spectaculars, but by the reality of uniqueness that could only be seen by physical eyes. It is a scene like this that is able to question your sense of virtual reality, as much, you think, as previous generations questioned reality when VR was still new. Even if someone reproduced this location in VR, it just simply wouldn't be the same. You have no shame in admitting that the cheesy text was in fact right. All of this stands true even though, or perhaps precisely because what you saw seemed so humble, yet so surreal and magical, something that's not seen even in niche VR experiences.

It seems you've long forgotten about your seasickness.

>> No.12771500

>I knew she was trouble the second she walked in to my little place.
>You could see the dark rings around her eyes from a mile away. No girl wore one of those traditional dresses around this part of Hong Kong. No wholesome girl, no how.
>The regulars near the back tensed up, I didn't notice any hands sneak into jackets, hard women fumbling for their holsters.
>The girl paid them no mind, she hoisted the bowling ball bag higher on her pretty, slim shoulders, and flicked her black and white hair towards my serving girl.
> the girl paused, obviously unsure; I gave a quick nod. The stranger pulled her lips taut, like she was trying to smile.
>I busied myself with wiping down a glass, the serving girl put the interloper between the calmer regulars and the table of beautiful white dove-harpies on a hens night near the front of the store.
>She slipped into the seat with the grace of a goddamn Donatello, but no stone breasts ever bounced like that.
>I eyed her as she quickly ordered: yum cha for one, all the gin in the shop. She put it all away too.
>everyone was almost comfortable now; all she had to do was put her cash down now and go.
>The black and white girl, prettier than any Liz Taylor flick, hoisted up the bowling bag ball, opened it up and put it on the swivel table.
>Everyone followed the bag until it stopped in front of my regulars; the bag returned the stare.
>I knew the face immediately, it was the boss' husband.
>they reached for their guns, I ducked under my bar, but I could still see the girl flying through the air, a piece in each paw, firing as she went.
>The dove girls behind her exploded in to flight.
>I heard cases scatter, dainty footsteps reached my counter. From somewhere above my head loose notes fell.
>I stood to watch her leave, I saw the blood pooling on my floor, the dead in a pile.
>even as I watched her gorgeous ass sway out my restaurant, I thought to myself:
>It's true what they say, panda girls really do eat, shoots and leaves.

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So who would even join Grapesnake's Evil Uprising anyway?

>> No.12771539

>>12771532
>that face and that head
Disgusting. Only desperate white knights would side with that poorly drawn figure.

>> No.12771540

>>12771532
The proletariat.

>> No.12771544

>>12771540
>The proletariat
But that makes no sense! Anubis slavedrivers... uhh, that is, Anubis labor supervisors, are the ones who give the proletariat masses what they need! Like discipline and routine!

>> No.12771547

>>12771539
I don't even know what you're complaining about. Looks fine to me. Would tenderly oppress/10

>> No.12771552

>>12771547
It's 3DPD, of course.

>> No.12771553

>>12771544
"Yes that is an order! You will fuck me in the ass between the hours of 14:00 and 20:00 every second day. An extra 2 hours on any occasion that falls on a "weekend", and on special occasions you are hereby ordered to dress up nice and look after me! In the meantime new hieroglyphs don't make themselves! I know, I've tried that. Sorry Plan B: Slave. See?! I'm terrible at names! I order you to be my last hope for keeping my job and cumming from a good assfuck at least 3 times a week, Plan B: Slave!"

>> No.12771554

>>12771552
Even if you say that, it can't be helped.

>> No.12771558

>>12771553
Plan B: Slave sounds like he's worth a greentext. Will Hieroglyph Anubis keep her job, or will the job go to someone with an actual understanding of the alphabet?
>B is for buttfun! Which I can't have! B is for Boo!

>> No.12771563

>>12771558
The Pharoah fired the last Anubis girl for one too many sex jokes; she didn't realise this one was even more incompetent.

>> No.12771583

>>12771563
What happens to an Anubis if they lose their job? Do they form packs of rapid rapists that prey upon the poor on the outskirts of town?

>> No.12771593

>>12771583

That would be in keeping with jackals. Personally I just think it sucks that every one ever described is even more ineffectual than 3dpd public servants.

>TFW a coyote girl with a dye job takes over and gets shit done, putting all the lazy anubi out of work.

>> No.12771611

>>12771583
Hmm, in this case the last girl probably just lives off her savings as a NEET with her put upon, newly promoted, husband looking after her.

priestess-of-the-word-O-nee-chan is the loveable loser type, a sarcastic smartass with a juvenile sense of humour, who never does anything seriously, but is too likeable for their own good.

New-Priestess-of-the-Word-Kōhai-chan is kinda the opposite; the haughty but hopeless type. You'd feel compelled to look after her but then she'd cover for it by saying she ordered you to do it anyways. So she's pretty bullyable. Fond of Affectations and pretences to class and politeness, all the same she's clingy and gets lonely easily.

In bed the ex-priestess would be the type who loves to be close to her guy, she'd gladly luck your throat as you fuck, force you close to her as much as possible, grind on you, smile lewdly and happily, all the while breathily moaning encouragement to you in a low voice the whole time.

On the flipside, her younger opponent who took her job is the type who'd order you to dominate her, and use her small body roughly, to use her like a cock sleeve and then tell her you love her as cum leaks out of her. Born to have hearts for pupils.

In terms of job aptitude, they both suck.

>> No.12771614

>>12771499
As for the things you saw themselves, there was nothing that was particularly impressive or beautiful, but the combination set your mind to work, more than anything before. People that came off the boats were walking towards other people and other beings, who might rightly be called monstergirls, carrying signs with names on them. Monstergirls were walking around, intermingled with humans and some were flying above your heads. They weren't simply believable AI NPCs, or avatars with humans controlling them, but genuine monstergirls with tangible inhuman body parts. The scenery wasn't quite normal either. Imbedded and supported by the old half submerged buildings were interconnecting platforms, walkways, newly built buildings, and waterways between them, while high bridges over them allowed boats to pass and people to cross over. None of the constructions looked that well put together, but they weren't shabby either. There was quite a bit of noticeable moss and vines growing on the buildings, mostly the old ones, but with a bit spreading to the new parts. You even saw a few people doing repairs on one platform. Manual labor! You've been staring in awe for a bit and you finally snap out of it realizing that there's probably someone waiting for you. You look out for a sign with your name on it and quickly find it standing in the crowd in front of you. The person carrying it is wearing a hooded robe, similar to the one you saw on the banner, and the only thing you're able to make out about the person is the shape of their mouth when you make your approach.

“Hello, my name's Anon.“
“You know, you looked pretty idiotic back there, but I had a hunch it would be someone like you I would be paired with!” the husky, but feminine voice articulates with an unusually sharp toothed grin.
“The name's Ariel by the way. Welcome to New York City, and I'll be your guide today!”


And that's the end of part one of the introduction. It's time I go to bed now.

>> No.12771619

>>12771611
>Implying either of those braindead clutzes would have the presence of mind to do anything other than fool around and act overbearing

Some girls are just bad news. And when every girl is hot and fuckable in that world, there's no reason to take the dregs.

>> No.12771625

>>12771619
They seem the type you want to help despite yourself and then find yourself a while later thinking "WHY AM I STILL HERE? Why does it hurt my chest every time she smiles at me? Why does she cutely pout whenever I tell her off but then kinda achieves what I tell her to do? Why can't I stop moving my hips?"

It's not like people really choose to get involved with hopeless losers.

>> No.12771627

>>12771614

That was comfy to read, good work, mang.

>> No.12771644

>>12771627
>comfy
Are you the same guy yesterday who said the same comment on the kikimora story with her tired and sleepy master?

>> No.12771657

What do you think about that yandere dicking yandere maid from last thread?
If people have screencaps/pastebin would be welcome

>> No.12771661

>>12771657
>yandere, dicking yandere maid
>>>/d/

>> No.12771662

>>12771625
Nothing wrong with hopeless losers. There's everything wrong with them ruining thousands of people's lives in positions of power though.

>That sweet young Anubis acolyte who works hard every day trying to make things better for the kingdom, and wishes for a nice guy to rub her shoulders after a long day of reviewing the logistics of all the building projects and making sure everything flows smoothly
>Will forever have to work under idiots that spend all day making a sex joke of their work and ordering men to fuck them in the ass
>Finally gets a handsome assistant after completing the largest temple ever built
>Starts to fall in love
>Her old boss gets fired for incompetence after making the new obelisk a giant dick and some new inbred moron takes her place
>New boss decides she needs her assistant
>Doesn't even call him by name, he's just Slave I
>To her it's not even stealing, all slaves are just slaves after all. Use them as you please
>Hard working anubis has to listen to him play dickthrone while she cries herself to sleep at night

>> No.12771663

>>12771661
why? what I meant to say was yandere male dicking yandere kikimora female

>> No.12771665

>>12771662
female ntr, huh.

>> No.12771667

>>12771662
That's just depressing.

>> No.12771680

>>12771665
The best kind of NTR.

>> No.12771682

I wish there was a story where a male is mindbroken through sex by a bunch of christmas cake/older women type monstergirls and became their private slut/bitch
Just to see how the normal old ugly guys fucking girls and mindbreaking them cliche becomes when role reversed

>> No.12771683

>>12771644

Yes. I liked the story's setting with the half-submerged buildings interconnected by walkways and bridges and stuff. There's something about this kind of scenery that makes it look, well, comfortable to live in for some reason.

>> No.12771684

>>12771680
My brother of african descent

Am I a hypocrite for loving reverse rape female ntr and shotas when I hate male rape male ntr and lolis?

>> No.12771685

>>12771667
All the people starving, all the competent people who will never be able to make a positive difference, that's what you have to deal with when there's complete fools in charge, even if they seem cute.

Cute idiots are only cute when they can't hurt other people with their screwups.

>> No.12771687
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12771687

An Innocent Master lays asleep on his bed, snoring peacefully, his body illuminated by the moon shining through his window.
Theres a rustle at the blankets around his feet, as a form pushes its way under the covers with him.
First the signature white cap appeared next to his face, then the rest of the Polite Kikimora emerges.
The Kikimora's eyes stay glued to her master's face, as she slowly cuddled up next to him
> Time to act on plan 47 of the master improvement project: Sleep Learning!
She twines her legs with his, pulling his back against her breasts, her body warmth transferring over to him.
She moves a hand to scratch his head gently, lulling him deeper and deeper into sleep.
He lets out a pleased moan, before resuming snoring in her grip.
She smirks, as she brings her full lips right next to his ear.

>> No.12771688

>>12771662
Luckily the office for making new hieroglyphs is basically a bullshit job to start with, and is more a place to dump useless people or punish decent anubi who fuck up. It'd be a waste to send an actually skilled girl there, when they can be doing something other than thinking of an appropriate heiroglyph for "#YOLO"*

*coincidentally, this was the new heiroglyph that got the last Priestess fired. She suggested "Priestess of the Word having sex with the Pharoah's husband". Her resignation paper read "#YOLO" with her new heiroglyph underneath it.

>> No.12771689

>>12771687
" Master is so smart...Master is so strong..."
She starts to coo small whispers into his ear, each a compliment to her master
> This should boost his confidence, and the more confident master is, the quicker he'll get BALLS DEEP INSIDE OF ME
" Master can do anything he sets his mind to."
" Master can have whatever he wants, as long as he works hard for it."
> OH DEMON LORD HE SMELLS GOOD! WHY IS HE SO FUCKING WARM? I JUST WANT TO ROLL ON TOP OF HIM AND CLEAN OUT HIS BALLS!
Her breath grows a bit quicker, as her body starts to heat up. A blush comes to her cheeks, as the closeness of her master starts to effect her. Her voice becomes a bit more sultry
" M-Master's maid loves him very much. Master's maid would do anything for him."
" Master could use his maid however he desires, no mater what."
" He could force her down...~mmm....Against this bed, and unleash all his carnal passions."
" O-Or he could ask his maid, no, plead for his maid to take away his stress, and she would do it! With a smile on her face, she would guide you through the lusty acts you desire!!"
The maid was now grinding her hips gently into his back, as her eyes became dazed, as she lost herself to her wild fantasies
" We could do it at your work! We could role-play! We could do anything you want! Just giVE YOURSELF TO ME MASTER!"
The sudden loudness in her voice, causes the master to let out a startled snore, before mumbling a bit and returning to his peaceful rest.
The snore scared the maid, who got a grip on herself, clearing out her throat gently. She pulled out a handkerchief, to gently dab up the drool that had fallen from her lips onto his shoulder.
" B-But the main point is, master's maid loves him, and will always be there for him." She finished in his ear.

>> No.12771692

>>12771689
The maid sighed quietly, as she pulled back slightly.
She moved her head downwards, till she was eye level with the back of his neck.
She pulled his shirt down a bit, before leaning forward. She began to kiss the flesh she found there, sucking gently, with a bit of pressure. He stirred slightly, but did not awake.
After a few moments, she pulled away, satisfied with the love mark she had left there.
She pressed her lips against the red spot she had created, channeling her demonic energy into the mark with a bit of concentration
Not even close to the same amount as if they had had sex, but she hoped it would be enough to protect him from stray monster girls he might run into, making him appear claimed.
Her work done, she slowly untangled himself from his body, and scooted back down the bed.
Right before her head disappeared beneath the covers, she looked up at her sleeping love.
" Sweet dreams master." She whispered, before she finished crawling her way out of the bed, then out of the room.

>> No.12771694 [DELETED] 

>>12771684
>hating lolis
You gay or what?

>> No.12771695

>>12771692
Her plan had the slightly unforeseen consequence of having her masturbate until the wee hours of the morning.
The next morning, she stood in front of the sink, drying the dishes in a haze, bags under her eyes.
The master sat at the diner table, scratching the back of his neck slightly, unaware of the mark there.
" Are you okay? You seem tired." The master asks, as he stood up to bring his plate to her.
" Ara, I just had too many dreams I suppose." The maid says with a sleep deprived giggle.
The master blushes as she mentions dreams. " Y-yeah, me too! Hey...I was thinking, do you want to go out for dinner tonight?" The master asks, rubbing his hands together nervously.
The maid raises her eyebrows, shocked." Are you tired of my cooking master!?" She asks, tears in the corners of her eyes.
" N-No! Not at all. I Just want to treat you, for all the work you've been doing for me!" The master scrambles out his explanation
The maid raises her eye brows, before tilting her head slightly and smiling. " Well...I suppose we can then, I accept." She says, a gentle smile plastered to her face.
The master lets out a sigh of relief. " Thats good..every since I woke up, its been on my mind to thank you for some reason. Anyway, i'm off to work, i'll see you tonight." He says with a shy smile of his own
The maid Waves him away. As he shuts the door behind him, she begins to cheer immediately.
" FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES!"

A slight change in the usual formula, but will be more regular thinking shenanigans in the future.

>> No.12771696
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12771696

>>12771683
Maybe it's because there seems to be inspirations in the story from Aria, and other pop culture references such as Atlantis, and the little mermaid, maybe.

>> No.12771699

>>12771684
>Am I a hypocrite
No, but you're a bad person for liking NTR.

Female NTR somehow seems more sad than male NTR, maybe because it seems that most times the guy in female NTR is raped or abducted rather than being a slut.

>> No.12771701

>>12771684
Forget my comment. NTR is the worst.

>> No.12771702

>>12771694
Naw man its just... I dont know
I like pettanko bit not lolis

>> No.12771709

How cold are yuki-onnas' bodies?

>> No.12771712

>>12771709
0k.

>> No.12771715

>>12771709
>Ice, ice, baby, so cold.

>> No.12771717

>>12771712

Kelvin is K, kilo is k.

>> No.12771719

>>12771709
Cool, but not cold enough to give you frostbite from hugging and/or fugging them all night.

>> No.12771720

>>12771709
Are you the husband? Not cold at all. If not, cold as a dead body.

>> No.12771721

>>12771717
Suman Senpai, I'll step up my physics jokes in the future.

>> No.12771722

>>12771719
But would they be unpleasantly cold?

>> No.12771725

>>12771722

Colder than an average undead

>> No.12771727

>>12771725
What's that in liver temp?

>> No.12771728

>>12771727

Refrigerator, not icebox.

>> No.12771729

>>12771728
Wouldn't that still be cold enough to make your boner shrink?

>> No.12771730

>>12771695
I wonder how this kikimora would react if she found some boxers left there with fresh semen on it

>> No.12771732

>>12771729
>Mamono mana, I ain't gotta explain shit.

>> No.12771733

>>12771729

Well yeah but if you're talking MGE then >>12771732

If not, then remember they're supposed to just look hot and lure you to your death in a blizzard so it's kind of moot.

>> No.12771734

>>12771729
Nah.

>> No.12771737
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12771737

What are the most likely monster girls I'd meet in this type of climate? Aside from the local girls themselves.

>> No.12771738

>>12771737
spiders

>> No.12771739

>>12771737
Is that Australia?

>> No.12771745

>>12771729
>ice hymen
All the cirno onahole guys say it feels good.

>> No.12771750

>>12771745
>cirno onahole
>ice hymen
tell me more

>> No.12771751

>>12771739
:^)
Puerto Rico.
i fucking hate uploading photos from my phone

>> No.12771752

>>12771745
Would you trust anyone in that demographic though?

Unless they were posting w/ 5s.

>> No.12771754

>>12771745
Seems legit

>> No.12771757

>>12771750
Some depraved /jp/sies have developed a method of freezing an onahole in such a way as to give it a brittle "hymen." I don't remember the details 'cause I don't have an onahole, but you could probably ask about it in any Cirno or onahole thread.

>> No.12771761

>>12771757
And that's supposed to feel good?

>> No.12771762

>>12771757
>Some depraved /jp/sies have developed a method of freezing an onahole in such a way as to give it a brittle "hymen."

What?

>> No.12771765

>>12771761
So they say.

>>12771762
I don't remember how they get the water to stay perpendicular to the onahole. The point is that there's a thin sheet of ice across the entrance.

>> No.12771766

>>12771762
This is actually pretty genius. The thin sheet of ice would instantly turn into liquid upon contact with a cock full of hot blood, so the sensation would be a brief resistance followed by a wetness. I'm impressed.

>> No.12771783

>>12771766
And then your dick immediately goes limp inside the ice cold onahole.

>> No.12771790

>>12771783
>Ice cold onahole
Are you assuming this because if the onehole wasn't ice cold, the ice at the front would melt? If so, then I wonder how they solved that issue.

>> No.12771796

Anon who wrote that noble amazon bio here.

I just have to say that i am not an experienced writefag nor someone who has a full grasp on the MGE canon, i just thought it would be cool to write that amazon bio, maybe start being a writefag with small and easy things or something i dunno.

I know it's not perfect and it needs work, i just wrote it in a couple of hours with the help of some anons who gave ideas about it after all, if people feel so strongly that it was a shit idea then by all means forget it even existed and just move on, i will keep the pastebin and will quietly work on it when i get better ideas to polish it and then problem solved.

It doesn't exist for you, it exists for me and everyone happy.

>> No.12771797

>>12771790
This is actually super interesting and I could see myself trying it if I had one. Maybe you pre-freeze the water and only combine it with the onahole when it's about to ice over, and then fuck it immediately? The ice only needs to last until insertion, after all.

>> No.12771807

>>12771797
I was thinking something along those lines too. It would only take a moment for the ice to melt and adhere to the entrance, then you could just thrust your dick through.

>> No.12771813

>>12771790
>>12771797

I would imagine it's just that the rubber just has a low specific heat because it's silicone rubber.

Silicone has about a 1J/g specific heat
Where water is like 4.2J/g specific heat

So it doesn't take much energy to warm it up compared say to pure ice, a little less than a quarter compared to liquid water. In otherwards, it's not cold very long.

Also comparing it to real flesh, you wouldn't have that effect as the specific heat of two people would be pretty similar and there's a lot more body mass to contend with.

>> No.12771816

>>12771813
What does bodymass have to do with it? More mass=more heat?

>> No.12771817

>>12771796

>i am not an experienced writefag

No sweat, mang. All you gotta do is proper research on what you're writing about and practice. I'm interested in this one, are you gonna post the pastebin when you're done?

>> No.12771824

>>12771796
Write whatever you want, the only reason it's annoying people is because some people are trying to pass it off as threadcanon and change amazon discussion fundamentally.

And if it's trying to become threadcanon then people do have the right to say if they don't like it. Threadcanon is a volatile thing and we've had too many bad experiences in the past.

>> No.12771827

>>12771807
I wonder if you're supposed to ram through it or go slow and let your tip melt a hole through. The latter sounds hot as hell, if it lets your whole head feel the icy kiss as you pass through.

>> No.12771829

>>12771816

An onahole is a little piece of rubber and your body heat is bleeding in through your hands and every part of you it touches.

A whole person is not only mostly water, but the heat will transfer to the whole body instead of focusing in one small area. So instead of the energy to warm .5kg of silicone, you're going to need to heat 50kg of mostly water to raise the temperature of an ice woman. That's roughly 400x the energy needed for the onahole. And that means it's going to be so very cold.

>> No.12771830

>A Day in the Life of a Pregnant Gamer Gazer and Her Fiance: 2K character limit is bullshit Edition
>"Okay so where was I?"
>"You were saying I was unsuited for the rage of Kids."
>"Got it."
>You hit the play button on the Stereo and continue the sonG
>"YOU'RE UNSUITED FOR, THE RAGE OF KIDS. SO PACK UP, GO HOME YOUR THROUGH! HOW COULD, MAKE A MOM OUT OF YOUUUUU!"
>You walk out of the room as Gracie looks at a package of unopened ground beef
>"BE A MOM!"
>She Starts cooking with it with gloves on and flipping the patty every 30 seconds
>"YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER!"
>She hands you a plate with a cheeseburger on it and you look at her
>"WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON"
>You take a bite out of it
>"WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE, MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF, THE MOON!"
>You nod your head
>"BE A MOM!"
>Grace does a front end wheelie with the car and spins it into a parallel park and you hold up a sign saying 'MULTILANE DRIFTING/10'
>"YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER!"
>Gracie does a baby's diaper, and then puts a Chasity Belt on a Manticore with signs saying 'Do not Fuck' chained around her mouth and tailpussy
>"WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPOON"
>You toss the girls bamboo sticks, the Dwarf girl catch Gracie's and then handing it to her, as the Panda girl is eating the Dwarf girl's stick
>"WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE! MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF...THE MOOOOOOOOOOON!"
>"I did it! I'm a mom now!"
>"Yeah just in time for the wedding tomorrow."
>"Yeah! Just in time....for the wedding...t-tomorrow?"
>"Yeah that whole montage took the entire month."
>Gracie starts to tear up and cover in Dark Slime sweat and shaking.
>"Gracie? Hello? Eh she'll be fine."
>You walk away as the sounds of Panda girl making Panda noises is heard.
>"No you can't keep the bamboo sticks!"
>More Panda noises.
>"No I won't fuck you."
>Gracie gives a small yelp followed by a squeal as she stands in place frightened

>> No.12771838

>>12771796
You are blowing this way out of proportion and giving yourself too much importance. Nobody cares about you talking about yourself. Don't fall into that pit Nega did about talking about what he's going to do or reactions to things instead of actually writing.

Just write. If people like your stuff, they'll pick up on it. If they don't they'll blast it. Don't be all "I wrote this and together with ideas we'll make it a permanent thread thing" yadda yadda.

>> No.12771850

>>12771838

Is this what got Nega to be hated? I didn't pay too much attention to the whole discussion regarding him back then.

>> No.12771851

>>12771838
>If people like your stuff, they'll pick up on it. If they don't they'll blast it.
Most likely they'll read it but not feel strongly enough to comment, especially if you pastebin it.

>> No.12771855

>>12771683
You sir have wonderful aesthetic tastes.

>> No.12771856

>>12771682
>gangraped by faceless CCs

Yes.

>Heh. You were a virgin just a minute ago, huh?
>I bet you thought your first time was gonna be with an elf, in the missionary position with the lights off.
>Instead it was with some old lamia who doesn't even know your name, coiling you up and pounding you in some dingy love hotel while a bunch of other old ladies schlick themselves off on your face.
>Was probably a bad idea to take me up on my "job offer", huh? You must've really needed the money.
>How many pussies would you eat if I gave you another $50?

>> No.12771862

>>12771856
>How many pussies would you eat if I gave you another $50?
Challenge accepted.
captcha: 300

>> No.12771863

>>12771856
male crying but soon afterwards making ahegao face

>> No.12771866

>>12771851
That's why when you pastebin it, you say "Just give a quick a comment on what you thought so I know if it's worth continuing". And you'll usually get two or three.

Even the stories that get hundreds of views an update only get six or seven comments each time.

Turning something less than a page into a sideshow in the threads is just being an attentionwhore. And you only have to look at the most hated ones here to see what that will get you.

>> No.12771867

>>12771856
Why boner.

>> No.12771868

>>12771856
"Your such a whore. You've got girlcum all over your body like the slut that tou are." the faceless manticore said as she brutally raped the male

>> No.12771869

>>12771867
Because deep down, you're just like Little Jimmy.

>> No.12771872

>>12770923
I'm pretty sure some spectacular things would happen if a Familiar is conjured up using the ingredients to the de-lolification cake and some Holstaurus milk as a base.

>> No.12771875

>>12771868
shit should have changed your to you're

>> No.12771879

>>12771856
Train rape/grope scene with a shota in school uniform getting dick/ass groped by older buisnesswomen MGs

>> No.12771880

>>12771856
>the CC's send DVD's of the guy being raped and slowly mindbroken to his childhood friend
>she ruins her pussy with ever larger dildoes, furiously shlicking to her friend's brutal rapes
>finally the last film has him sob through an ahegao that he can't live without the MILFpussy and wouldn't even look twice at a flat loli like her

>> No.12771881

>>12771850

He would make a big show about something and then just write one chapter to a story and abandon it for the next fad. So yeah, a guy that made a big deal about talking the talk and did nothing. He typed more about arguing why his fetishes were great than in all his stories put together.

>> No.12771883

>>12771881

That's fucking hilarious. I wish I could see this first-hand.

>> No.12771887

>>12771863
>Oh?
>If you really "don't want to do this" all you have to do is stand up and walk out.
>But it's too late to go back now. You're already soiled.
>...Admit it. You really enjoy this, don't you?
>For all your crying and moaning, you're still eating out my wolfcunt so eagerly. Seems like you complaints ring a little hollow when you're begging Jane over there to pound you mercilessly. Even while I film you with my cheap cell phone camera.
>Aw. Can't even hear me now, huh? That's ok, just focus on the pleasure us old ladies can give a cute little slut like you.
>Whoa.
>Look how hard he's cumming. Never seen someone make that kind of face before.
>There's your money, whore.
>You sure worked hard for us, didn't you?
>What an adorable O-face.

>> No.12771888

>>12771880
In the middle of the video "Oh god! I can't live without your pussy! Fuck this slutty cock of mine.." childhood friend is slowly sobbing and schlicking to the video

>> No.12771894

>>12771880
>>12771888
>"Oh Anon, why..."

>"Is this... so hot..."

>> No.12771896

>>12771851
With how contrary /mgt/ is I feel that outside of the few positive comments, it's a good sign to have few people comment on your work, because that means that people don't hate it enough to stir shit. People here are more likely to post about something that they don't like, than they are to post about something that they like. and writefags like critique but usually it's a case of having nothing in particular to say, and most people understand how pointless it is to post a simple "It was good." because that isn't the most helpfull in terms of improvement. Atleast, that's how I see things, I could be completely wrong.

>> No.12771899

>>12771887
End scene where the raped guy has some tears rolling down his cheek naked with a bunch of bills near his pussy juice stained body.

>> No.12771904

>>12771894
I bet she's a Cyclops. No other MG could be that beta.

>> No.12771905

>>12771894
Anon finally returns to the childhood friends home with a blank look on his face. Slowly he begins to sob on childhood friends shoulders

>> No.12771909

>>12771904
what about an oomukade?

>> No.12771912

>>12771905
>She takes him by the hand and leads him to her basement where she ties him to the radiator and grapes him for decades and decades and decades.

>> No.12771913

>>12771905
Anon begins dressing up like a slut and hanging out with shady werewolf bikers, and the boy she used to play video games with on the weekend is no more.

>> No.12771914

>>12771905
I think it's better if he just gets a boner and starts drooling immediately at the sight of her, and she fucks him like a dildo while simultaneously crying.

>> No.12771915

>>12771913
"A-Anon, where are you going? We use to play video games together..." says the childhood friend as Anon leaves the house

>> No.12771916
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>>12771904

>> No.12771917

>>12771912
>And in his rare moments of lucidity where he sobs and asks her why, she tells him it's because his a pathetic little slut who deserves it

>> No.12771920

>>12771909
>childhood friend is an Oomukade
>the cakes are all conventionally attractive cosplay tier girls like Kitsunes, Vampires and Succusluts
Excellent. It would make her feel even more worthless.

>> No.12771924

>>12771914
Childhood friend meets Anon. Anon drops down to his knees and begins to unzip the friends pants.
"A-Anon what are you doing?" says the MG with a suprised look
Anon with a blank look on his face says"I need pussy... more pussy for this slut."
Childhood friend allows Anon to lick her crotch while tears are rolling down hwr face

>> No.12771928

Yuki-onna gets addicted to having her body warmed by anon

>> No.12771929

>>12771924
>Anon takes her virginity without a second thought, just humping away like a dog in heat
>He doesn't even stop after cumming, but rather wallows in his own cum until he gets hard again and starts pumping away
>Oomukade-chan can't even look into his empty eyes without breaking into more tears

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>>12771888

>> No.12771934

>>12771929
"Anon why? Why did you turn into this?"

>> No.12771951

>>12771662
This hurts.
I want to give the hard-working young lady a backrub...

>> No.12771953

We're live?

>> No.12771955

>>12771916
>Holding hands with a Cyclops
Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAKEEE?!

>> No.12771976

>>12771933
Twins?

>> No.12771977

>>12771920
Who'd pick an Oomukade over a nice cosplay tier girl anyway?

>> No.12771980

>>12771916
Finally.

Very nice.

>> No.12771982

Would MG Santa be a chubby christmas cake elf with the local Sabbath branch as her workshop?

>> No.12771985

>>12771982
Santa is always jolly old Santa, but we totally need a Yule Goat Krampus.

>> No.12771992

>>12771985
I thought santa was a milf yuki-onna.

>> No.12771993

>>12771934
>I was always a slut at heart.
>Every time we went to hang out at the park or go to the movies...
>I always thought about stripping naked and begging random passersby to fuck me silly.
>I want to get fucked by the shy cat girl teenager working the register at the Quickmart. I want to get fucked by the tanuki businesswoman running late to work. I want to get used and sucked dry by all our teachers, the kikimora janitors, the oni busdriver. I want to get fucked up, I want every MG within a 10 mile radius to push me down and have her way with me, and schlick themselves off all over my slutty face while calling me a dirty whore. I want to get fucked by smelly jabberwocky hobos. I want to get double teamed by a matango and beezelbub.
>Does that disgust you? But that's the real me.
>So please... don't talk to me anymore.
>I'm no longer Anon.
>I'm just a filthy streetslut.

>> No.12771995

>>12771904
>LOL Oomkades are so beta

Fuck your threadcanon, Oomukades are quiet or may seem shy because they're gloomy, but they are also ferocious and obsessive on a level that dwarfs the whole damn lamia family. You really think someone cold steal their man from one? She hunt down these bitches and make them die in ways that require whiskey to forget.

>> No.12771998

>>12771992
Santa is a man with a jiggly belly and a white beard. Santa is what he is. Praise Santa, it is yuletide.

>> No.12772000

>>12771982
She's a formerly attractive red haired elf who learned the true meaning of giving to children.
GOD Young Mrs.Claus was hot as shit in those old Stop Motion stuff.

>> No.12772002

>>12771995
I'm sorry Anon. It's that I've never read the encyclopedia article.

>> No.12772006

>>12772000
>formerly attractive
>formerly
What villainy is this?

>> No.12772008

>>12771998
Santa isn't real.

>> No.12772012

>>12772008
why must you tell lies anon?

>> No.12772015

>>12771993
How do you think prostitution in the monster girl alternate universe would be like? Men would be the prostitutes with the MGs paying money

>> No.12772017

>>12772008
Then what's NORAD for anon?

>> No.12772019

>>12772006
No one would like a 250-300 pound christmas cake elf whose hair has greyed out.
Would they?

>> No.12772020

>>12772015
Why pay us when they can just rape us?

>> No.12772026
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>>12771916
Is good day.

>> No.12772028

>>12772019
Show me one, we'll see. Also
>christmas cake
How?

>> No.12772031

>>12772019
I'd be game.

>> No.12772032

>>12772020
Its just that I want to see more men whorimg themselves in the mg alyeenaye universe is all
ohgodimashittyperson

>> No.12772033

>>12772015
Something like this
http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/77839289/Pretty%20Human

>>12772020
In headcanons where rape is actually illegal (but still happens) I think male prostitution would be a big thing.

>> No.12772034

I like this trend.
http://imgur.com/El9m1lo
http://imgur.com/7tkpfRf
http://imgur.com/73jpZO8
http://imgur.com/gSpQ6Iv
http://imgur.com/bTvXuiY

>> No.12772039

>>12772020
Its just that I want to see more men whoring themselves in the mg alternate universe is all
Broken males
ohgodimashittyperson

>> No.12772041

>>12772020
Why would a Tanuki rape him when he can just pay him? The same with any rich monster girl like vampires and dragons.

>> No.12772047

>>12772034
What curious apparel.

>> No.12772048

>>12772034
boob windows be praised.

>> No.12772050

>>12772039
Nothing wrong with wanting to be a boyslut, or having your mouth used as a girlcum receptacle.

You're just being honest with yourself.

>> No.12772054

>>12772041
I mean, unless manwhores have some pimp powerful enough to fend off monsters then they would end up raped anyways, since prostutition is a shady business.

At least in the lower ranks, i think high class prostitution would work just fine.

>> No.12772059

>>12772054
>high class prostitution
Like... male version of the amicae? That's bloody great. We need that.

>> No.12772061

>>12772031
>>12772019
>B-But I'm an overweight 3000 year old Elf! W-wouldn't you want one of those slim 180 year old elf girls?
>D-Do I have to put you on the naughty list!

>> No.12772063

>>12772054
>have some pimp powerful enough to fend off monsters

I am now imagining some built ogre putting her arm around a passing MG and asking her if she "wants to have a good time with some cute boys".

Then beating the shit out of some poor lizardman when she refuses to pay and wants to take the boy home with him.

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>>12772054
You know what would be really crazy?

A reverse Bi-Corn, doesn't give a fuck about no single man, born into this world from a pure Unicorn couple, abbaannddonnneedd to the MGC Orphanage, and brought up on the rough and tumble streets ruled by Manticores and other MG riff raff!

But no, no, those poor streets were not for her! She raised herself up from the Ghettos of MGC, strong as can be, and made a name for herself as a woman who peddles only the finest of male asses! They all belong to her! A ring for each one!

She don't give a fuck 'bout no Dragon giving her lip, she'll kick her ass so hard she'll think twice about not giving her her due!

She is...Dolemitelda!

>> No.12772076

>>12772063
>>12772063
The Lizardman would probably go all Taxi Driver on the pimps to save that 13 year old boywhore

>> No.12772077

>>12772061
Put me on that list.

Looks like I'm making Christmas come early this year.

>> No.12772080

>>12772034
I can't be the only one to notice the recent trend in healthy girls, am I?
http://exhentai.org/g/764052/bfa30c4e27/
http://exhentai.org/g/757866/c4dc976732/
http://exhentai.org/g/761342/7a4c62cc2a/
http://exhentai.org/g/742628/84263b04f2/

>> No.12772085
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>>12772061
>Oh, you're going on the naughty list all right... now... remove your belt and pull down your pants...
Hora hora hora~

>> No.12772088

If a Kikimora maid working for you becomes untolerably lewd, do you call her a 'Kinkymora'?

>> No.12772091

Is it wrong to want to have a loving and meanful relationship with a monstergirl?

>> No.12772094

>>12772080
>[Ex][Fukumaaya] Uiuishii Imouto | Naive Little Sister (Monthly QooPA 2014-08) [English] [Crystalium]
>healthy Shark Girl
I want to irrumate her so fucking bad.

>> No.12772096

>>12772091
That's the dream, Anon.

>> No.12772097

>>12772088
yes
>>12772091
No

>> No.12772101

>>12772080
>dat peach butt
>Dat Fuuka

>> No.12772103

>>12772080
Big butt and flat chest is the best.

>> No.12772104

>You will never be tenderly raped by a Manticore

>> No.12772109

>>12772104
Thank baby jesus.

>> No.12772112

>>12772104
>You will never ram a shy Manticore's tailpussy onto your cock-hard cock with both hands like an onahole

>> No.12772113

>>12772104
Well not tenderly, that's for sure.

>> No.12772118

>>12772104
I'll settle for rough rape then.

>> No.12772124

>>12771830
>that panda
Heh

>> No.12772128

>>12772091
Yes.

>> No.12772130
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>>12772112
A shy Christmas Cake with a beauty mark?

>> No.12772131
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>> No.12772138

>>12772131
Is that a hobo version of Lawrence?

>> No.12772139

>>12772104
>You will never surprise her by enjoying every second of it.
>She will never blush profusely when you tell her she's beautiful.
>"B-baka Anon! Stop complimenting me when I'm trying to rape you!"

Why even live?

>> No.12772141

>>12772130
She looks more like a Cougar, looking for some boytoy to take home.

>> No.12772145

>>12772141
I volunteer. Little does she know she's getting a tailpussy full of spadetail.

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>>12771928
Yeti can melt Yuki's cold heart

>> No.12772151

>>12772146
>Ahh, so cool~
Yeti was getting a little hot.

>> No.12772156
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>>12772146
But anon, that's Verboten love!

>> No.12772159

>>12772156
No it isn't, it's just skinship between girls! That is completely okay!

>> No.12772160
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>yurifags

>> No.12772162

>>12772159
>>12772146
>>>/u/

>> No.12772165
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>>12772159
So you say...but I have my doubts.

>> No.12772166
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>>12772139
>getting raped by your childhood friend
>I love you so much~
>S-stop saying that! This is r-r-rape, you hear!?
>Ahn~ This is like a dream...! I've loved you since 5th grade...
>L-liar! Why would you lie to me like that!? I know you love big tits!
>I love your flat chest, I love everything about you~
>blushing intensifies

>> No.12772167

>>12772141

>You will never be enticed by a Cougar Manticore to go to her hotel room/apartment
>She will never blush when you compliment her breasts, or the small carpet of pubic hair
>She will never become angered with how powerless you make her feel by treating her so softly
>You will never fuck her like a man in control of the situation, plunging in and out of those drenched folds
>You will never dump your seed and life into her pussy, never withdrawing until the final spurts of your ejaculate are finally jettisoned
>You will never feel the pain and pleasure of her barb injecting you with aphrodisiacs
>Your cock will never stand ready again, the hypersensitivity taking over as she sits astride you, guiding your cock into her labia's lips again
>"Ara ara... Did you really think I'd let you get off with just coming in me once, foolish boy?"

Older women are scary.

>> No.12772172

>>12772165
Fuck off back to your own board.

>> No.12772173

>>12772165
Those two are obviously just trying to get a man all worked up, and maybe one of them is a little wary. You know, like that scene where Rin started working on Saber before handing her over to the Jackhammer.

>> No.12772175
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12772175

>"No she's not a mutant hell spawn Dad, she's an Oomukade!"
>"The difference being ones my wife and the others a horrible monster."
>"Dad... pu-. Put Mum on the phone..."

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>>12772146
>>12772156
>>12772165

>> No.12772179

>>12772146
>>12772156
>>12772165
Fuck off.

>> No.12772180

>>12772167
>needing an aphrodisiac after just one round
That's not a man. Not yet.

>> No.12772183

>>12772179
>>12772172
I am absolutely flabbergasted.

>> No.12772184

>>12772175

Made me chuckle, nice one.

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>>12772172
>>12772179
http://i.imgur.com/3HrTLm6.png

>> No.12772189

>>12772185
Eat your cake and choke on it.

>> No.12772195

>>12772180

>She will never continue her relationship with you, even inviting you to a bridal shop
>She will never have you hide as you fuck her from behind in the dress and corset, commenting how it's so nice to feel like a newlywed again
>She will never blush when you mention how it's hard to imagine how any man could leave such a supple pussy and springy ass, thrusting into her wanton pussy
>She'll never tell you to shut up when you ask if she's extra horny because of the dress
>She'll never ask why you've stopped thrusting, panicking uncharacteristically when you let her know you've been keeping track of her dangerous days
>You will never feel the cushioned ring of flesh of her cervix kiss the tip of your glans, your hand reaching around and kneading her stomach
>You will never tell her that you want to give her your cubs, and that you'll never abandon her, Manticore reputation and all
>She will never try to buck you off, only to plunge you deeper into her
>You will never tell her it's her fault for stealing your heart
>You will never lick the underside of her tail as you explode within her, her legs buckling as you dump an entire month's worth of seed into her gluttonous snatch
>You will never wake up years later to several Manticore cubs hiding and giggling as their Mr. Happy's jingle their googly eyes at you
>Your cougar-wife will never walk in, naked apron and all
>She will never shoo your daughterus off, a condom in her mouth as one forepaw clasps your morning wood

I want to die.

>> No.12772199

>>12772195
Despair, but also an erection.jpg

>> No.12772200

>>12772020
Men refuse to work and band together to avoid rape. They get the word out so that no more males come from outside. MGC withers.

>> No.12772206

>>12772185
Jealous Yeti is cute, I want to see her pouting with puffy cheeks

>> No.12772208

>>12772195
I want a cougar wife.

Big cat cuddles are olev.

>> No.12772209
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12772209

Anyone know why this happened? I usually see deleted posts so I don't know why this one is gone from the thread.

Just curious.

>> No.12772211

>>12772195
I prefer Christmas Cakes.

>> No.12772212

>>12772208
Manticores aren't part of the cat family.

>> No.12772216

>>12772208

Big cat cuddles as her pussy milks you without moving, her tailpussy wrapped around you both

>> No.12772217

>>12772195
You act like that condom doesn't have a hole poked in it so she can have even more daughteru's with you.

>> No.12772219

>>12772212
They got fluffy ears to play with.

It's fine.

>> No.12772220
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>>12772212
What are you going on about?

>> No.12772224

>>12772220
That's a Chimera.

>> No.12772228

>>12772080
Praise Hathor!

>> No.12772230

>>12772224
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manticore

Holy fuck you're dumb.

>> No.12772232

>>12772209
In appchan, when you open a reply within another post like that it hides the original post until you "close" the post in the reply

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>>12772212
The body of a lion is the biggest amount of any single creature a Manticore has. That makes them cats. Besides, they chuff and knead! Just look at that pussy go!

>> No.12772237

>>12772217

It's fine, because I have a strange love-hate relationship with Manticores.

I both want to fuck one pregnant multiple times, even fucking her while pregnant. Yet I also want to purge them.

Purge them by fucking the smug right out of them

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12772238

Great, manticore cancer again.

>> No.12772239

>>12772230
Uhh, the thing in that picture? That's a Chimera. You're the dumbass.

>> No.12772240

>>12772230
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manticore
Not him but...
http://dragonsdogma.wikia.com/wiki/Chimera

>> No.12772242 [DELETED] 

>>12772238
Fuck off.

>> No.12772245

>>12772233

>Manticore in heat.jpg

I want to fuck her while she's inside a giant cardboard box

>> No.12772246

>>12772219
Fine, but still not a cat.

>>12772220
>>12772233
Not if we're talking about the MGE one she's not. She belongs to the chimera family, and is a demon beast type. Read the encyclopedia sometime you headcaconing bastards.

>> No.12772248

>>12772240
>>12772239
Oh wow, I'm the dumb one.

I completely fucked up on understanding what the post was conveying.

I'm going back to bed.

>> No.12772249 [DELETED] 

>>12772238
Sorry, would you prefer we argued about Amazons again?

>> No.12772250 [DELETED] 

>>12772242
You first.

>> No.12772251

>>12772245
>giant cardboard box
Cats do love them, but seriously?
>>12772246
>headcanoning bastards
How is it headcanoning? Manticores have the body of a lion, the tail of a scorpion and the head of a human. Fuck KC and whatever bullshit he put in your head.

>> No.12772257

>>12772249
I'm not really complaining, I just don't want to go back to the days of chesicore. I'd rather eat a bullet.

>> No.12772260

>>12772246

You do realize being a chimera simply means that she incorporates parts of different creatures right?

She's a lion-scorpion-bat creature but her body is predominantly leonine. She's a lion.

>> No.12772261

>>12772248
You should play the game, it is fun.

>> No.12772264

>>12772251
That's the mythological one, do you see us talking about fucking actual fantastical beasts? Didn't think so.

>> No.12772265

>>12772261
What game?

>> No.12772268

>>12772264
Anon, you fail to grasp my point. I'll make it as simple as I can for you:
I don't give a fuck about KC and his canon. Now stop bitching.

>> No.12772269

>>12772260
Stll. Not. Of. The. Felis. Catus. Genus.

You're being really racist right now you know.

>> No.12772271

>>12772146
>>12772156
>>12772165
Is Yeti the cuddliest monster girl?

>> No.12772273

Owl-bear girl when?

>> No.12772275

>>12772268
>bitching

An Orange is not an apple, and a manticore is not a cat, period.

>> No.12772276

>>12772271
I don't know, door-mouse gives her a run for the money.

>> No.12772279

>>12772273
When we get a polar bear-dog girl.

>> No.12772282

>>12772279
When do we get a Manbearpig Girl?

>> No.12772283
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>>12772273

>> No.12772284

>>12772265
Dragon's Dogma


Preferably, Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen

>> No.12772285
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>>12772269
>pantera is not cat
Nice divide and conquer, Schloma.

>> No.12772288

>>12772273
>>12772283
Oh, I read owl.

>> No.12772291

>>12772271

She is.

>> No.12772298
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>>12772273
>Owl-bear
What do those things have over actual bears?

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>>12772271
There are multiple cuddliest monster girls anon. Paw cuddly, fluffy tail cuddly, normal cuddly, eye stalk cuddly, ect cuddly.

It's like the 10/10 system for women, a 10/10 is a specific type that only some men can claim as 10/10s as everyone else with a different type of girl they like see her as a 9/10.

Basically the cuddliest monster girl depends on the person being cuddled.

>> No.12772305

>>12772298
Feathers AND fluffyness

>> No.12772306

>>12772298
Not much really, they are just wizard experiments gone wrong.

Going by Pathfinder, they are in between Black Bears and Grizzlies difficulty wise.)

Although they do have shock factor as their, human, prey goes "Whtat the shit is that?"

>> No.12772310

We alive again?

>> No.12772313

>>12772310
Nope, we spooky now

>> No.12772314 [DELETED] 

>>12772310
These site-wide blackouts have to be intentional.

>> No.12772316

>>12772302
The cuddliest girl is always your waifu.

But I still want to cuddle all the girls. At once. In a big pile of cuddles. It would be a cuddle orgy so big you could see it from space.

Legends will tell of an extraordinary cuddle-fest that once took place, and everyone will think it is just that, a Legend. But when they discredit it as "just a silly story" I will smile, very slightly, and shed a single manly tear.

For I was there.

>> No.12772318 [DELETED] 

>>12772271
Yeti, Weresheep, Kitsune tails, all best fluffy cuddles

>>12772314
Someone chlorine gassed a furry convention hotel, FBI are probably investigating

>> No.12772319

>>12771695
I loved it, as usual. keep up the good work pls

you should totally do this though >>12771730

>> No.12772321

>>12771500
Excellent job pun warrior, you do Punaldin proud.

>> No.12772327 [DELETED] 

>>12772318
Wait, what?

>> No.12772328 [DELETED] 

>>12772318
>Someone chlorine gassed a furry convention hotel
Well shit, and here I thought you were bluffing.

>> No.12772331

>>12771730
Eat them probably. Or maybe rub them on her cooch.

>> No.12772333
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>Just noticed a Vengeance update on YBA's pastebin

Today is a good day!

>> No.12772334

I want to cum on a harpy's talons

>> No.12772338

>>12772302
how are eye stalks cuddly

>> No.12772339 [DELETED] 

>>12772328
>chlorine gassed a furry convention hotel
>“It was shocking,” said Smejkal while standing outside the hotel dressed in a red panda animal suit.
I can't not laugh at that

>> No.12772340 [DELETED] 

>>12772328
>>12772327
Holy shit, it's legit.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-19-hospitalized-thousands-evacuated-in-gas-leak-at-rosemont-hotel-20141207-story.html

>> No.12772342 [DELETED] 

>>12772340

What the shit?

>> No.12772346 [DELETED] 

>>12772340
I loathe furries in general, but that shit doesn't sound very pleasant to go through, especially with the fursuits and all.

>> No.12772361 [DELETED] 

>>12772340
>someone actually gassed a bunch of furries
I can't stop laughing.

>> No.12772377

>>12770606
They're the best of the Sabbath.
Rest of the organization isn't half bad either

>> No.12772378 [DELETED] 

>>12772340
GAS THE FURRIES RACE WAR NOW

>> No.12772379 [DELETED] 

>>12772361
Neither can I. Are we bad people anon? I don't want to be a bad person.

>> No.12772385 [DELETED] 

>>12772379
I don't know but I am chuckling at this.

Someone REALLY hates furries

>> No.12772386 [DELETED] 

>>12772340
Jesus fuck. I usually don't give a platinum damn about those bastards, but Jesus fuck

>> No.12772387

>>12772377
I wonder how Familiars are conjured up.

I'm also curious if they attain certain perks and attributes dependent on what materials are used to make one.

>> No.12772389

>>12772377
>becoming a lolicon by force

Sabbath a shit.

>> No.12772390 [DELETED] 

>>12772340

I don't care for the fandom one bit, but that's a bit much.

>> No.12772395

>>12772389
But anon. They just want a big brother.

Wouldn't you be their big brother?

>>12772387
I imagine that a familiar's looks would vary depending upon the method used to create them. Use a cat as a catalyst? Familiar gets cat ears/eyes/tail.

Same if a dog/rabbit/whatever was used.

>> No.12772398 [DELETED] 

>>12772385
But if we're the kind of people who laugh at something like this, monstergirls might not love us. Worth it. I'll stop being a faggot now.

>> No.12772399

>>12772395
I like familiar, but making you like one type and just one type of woman is bullshit. Ease up on the forced pedo making and I might change my opinion on Sabbath, till then, may paladins smite them.

>> No.12772400

>>12772395
What if a Familiar is made using the ingredients of a de-lolification cake combined with the base of certain animal? Would they desire a younger brother if that were the case?

>> No.12772402 [DELETED] 

>>12772361
>>12772379
>>12772385
>>12772398

>"Furries getting gassed"

This is honestly the first thing that I found legitimately funny in months. I chuckle like an idiot everytime I read the headlines. Sure it's kind of bad because people got hurt, but it still sounds too damn silly for me not to laugh.

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>>12772318
So you're saying the idea for the attack might have surged in 4Chan?
Well, /pol/ is a mes right now, but it doesn't really look like the cops are involved in that.

>>12772340
People who think they're animals and dress like them are ridiculous, but I don't think it's worth an attempted purge like this.

>> No.12772407

>>12772400
Onee-chan familiar looking for shotas.

I can dig it.

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>>12772406

>> No.12772435 [DELETED] 

>>12772406
>People who think they're animals and dress like them are ridiculous, but I don't think it's worth an attempted purge like this.

Go look at /pol/ right now. These are the people who are trying to take over 4chan. You think the race and gender wars things are a joke?

>> No.12772443 [DELETED] 

>>12772435
>Go look at /pol/ right now.
I am. Moot got rid of Captcha and the place got flooded by shitposting troll degenerates.

>>12772432
I love that edit.

>> No.12772459 [DELETED] 

This is really the end times. /pol/ is gone, /r9k/, /b/, and /s4s/ will follow, moot is seriously thinking about selling 4chan and Gawker is interested in buying. The happening chart has never been more correct, looks like we're gonna have another great exodus of /mgg/, I'll see you on the other side brothers.

>> No.12772468 [DELETED] 

>>12772459
I'll stay until shit REALLY hits the fan.

>> No.12772475 [DELETED] 

>>12772459
Real question is where do we go?

The otherchan?

>> No.12772479 [DELETED] 

>>12772468
Same, till then, let's just enjoy whatever time we have left here.

>> No.12772480 [DELETED] 

>>12772475

They did try to shill in IRC last night, for what it's worth.

>> No.12772482 [DELETED] 

>>12772475
Its the only other place we can go, unless something else pops up.

>> No.12772485 [DELETED] 

>>12772475
We should agree to stay in the general though, there's a million girl specific threads over there, we'll be scattered.

>> No.12772492

>One ordinary day at Butler-Café...

>You just got done explaining to a Minotaur that the "Shota surprise" ice cream does not, in fact contain actual Shotas, much to her dismay.
>You quickly excuse yourself, eager to end this conversation, and continue your rounds around the Café.
>Unfortunately, it's not long before you find yourself grabbed again.
>A large, furry claw has quite painfully grabbed your arm, keeping you from going anywhere.
"Hey there handsome, where are you going in such a hurry?"
>The claw belongs to an Ushi-Oni, whose massive body barley fits at even the Café's largest booth.
"It's rude to ignore a lady when she talks to you, ya'know?"
>You're not sure you'd describe this monstrosity as “A Lady” but decide not to argue about it.
"M-miss, please don't touch the staff while they're working"
>You sheepishly point at a sign on the wall.
>Her response is to simply laugh in your face.
>She rips the sign off the wall in a single motion, and turns back to face you, triumphantly grinning.
"You we saying?"
>A shiver flows down your spine, which just makes her grin harder.
"Why don't you take a seat? You must be getting awfully tired being on your feet all day, and I could use the company~"
>Her words would be a lot more comforting coming from anyone else, and you really don't want to do this, but something tells you you don't really have a choice.
>You silently slide onto the seat opposite her, shaking so much you could measure it on a seismograph.
>She takes great pleasure in watching you squirm and quiver, not uttering a word and simply watching you with a sultry face.
>After what feels like hours, she breaks the silence, but you wish she hadn't.
"You know, I've been watching you for a while, I've seen how you act around the other girls, how you pretend you're not interested when they try and make you theirs."
>She swirls the ice around her drink as she talks, resting her head in her other hand.

>> No.12772496

>>12772492
"It's very rude of you to do that, but I can understand..."
>She leans forwards as she continues.
"...a boy as handsome as you should only get the best girl around, right?"
>Smirking wildly, she takes a sip of her drink.
"And that's where I come in. You see, these other girls, they don't know how to properly catch a man. You have to be assertive, if you're messing about with shit like "consent" you've already lost."
>You're getting very nervous now, your eyes dart about, looking for a way out of this prison.
"So, what time does your shift end? Actually, scratch that, let's just go now, you're OK with that, aren't you?"
>You feebly try and murmur out some form of resistance, but she just laughs at you again.
"Oh my, it's funny how you think you have a choice in the matter."
>And with that, she grabs you from your seat, ties you up in her webbing and throws you over her shoulder.
>Your life flashes before your eyes as you can only imagine what horrors she has in store for you and your poor pelvis.
>She carries you effortlessly, unbothered by your pathetic attempts at escape.
>One of your co-workers is brave enough to stand in her path.
"Miss, I'm sorry but you're going to have to put him down-"
>That's as far as he gets before he is swatted aside into a nearby table.
>It really looks like this might be the end for you.
"What's all the racket out there?" Calls a very angry sounding voice.
>The staff room door violently swings open, revealing your boss, Ms. Krabs, looking exceptionally pissed off.

>> No.12772500

>>12772496
>She takes one look at you, then at the Ushi-Oni, and sighs in annoyance.
"Are you gonna pay for that?"
>The Ushi mumbles under her breath as she fumbles through her pockets for cash, pulling out only a few measly bills.
"Ah well" She says with a shrug "Maybe next time"
>She dumps you on the floor without a care and scuttles outside.
"And don't come back till you pay off your tab, ya hear?" Ms. Krabs shouts out the door, waving both fist and claw.
"Damn cheapskate" She mutters to herself.
>She looks down on you in your sorry state.
"How many times are you gonna let yourself get kidnapped?"
>She scuttles up to you and snips you free of your webbed bindings.
>You lay sprawled out on the floor, gasping for breath and unable to move after this horrifying encounter.
"Now get up, I don't pay you to sit around"
>She walks off, leaving you in a heap on the ground.
"And clean this mess up" She calls back, before disappearing into her office.

>This really hasn't been your week.

>> No.12772502 [DELETED] 

>>12772459

>moot is seriously thinking about selling 4chan and Gawker is interested in buying

What? It can't be really ending... can it?

>> No.12772503 [DELETED] 

>>12772468
>>12772479
Same here. Let's just enjoy it while we can.

>> No.12772506

>>12772500
Is this the same guy who got carried off by that Juruogumo?

>> No.12772508 [DELETED] 

>>12772502
I'd be overjoyed if this shit hole went out. Then I could move on and do something useful with my life instead of shitpost all day.

>> No.12772510
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Monorus sold out.

>> No.12772514 [DELETED] 

>>12772502
It is, after all these years 2015 might just be the last one. All those jokes about moot being a jew sjw are almost a certainty. But still I agree with the guys saying to just enjoy our remaining time left, /jp/ is isolated even to the rest of 4chan. Nobody is coming here for a long time.

>> No.12772518 [DELETED] 

>>12772514
/jp/ is Gensyoko

>> No.12772519

>>12772510

I didn't realize being paid for your work was "selling out".

>> No.12772521

>>12772510
No? I don't see how he did.

>> No.12772526

>>12771154
I might be 14 hours late, but yes please continue.

>> No.12772531

>>12772500
you need to make more, this stuff is great

>> No.12772534
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>>12772500
>Ms. Krabs
I read the last half of that thinking it was Mr. Krabs.

>> No.12772540 [DELETED] 

>>12772508

But what about these threads? The pastebins? The OCs? The greentexts? The platonic hate between Anons with different tastes? The united hate against shit fetishes that keep crawling back here from time to time?

To think all the culture we've developed here is going to disappear before we grow out of it saddens me. Sure, it's a flawed culture and all, but still, if it's really ending, then I'm gonna miss these threads. To be honest, /mgg/ is the only place that brings me joy.

I just hope people decide to tone down the shitposting from now on so we can enjoy the threads while we still can.

I'll stop being a faggot now.

>> No.12772543 [DELETED] 

>>12772540
Tears in the rain etc.
It will be something to remember fondly in the hellish tumbler future.

>> No.12772544 [DELETED] 

>>12772475

Ugh, I hope not.

>> No.12772545 [DELETED] 

>>12772540
But hey, if shit hits the fan what will happen to the monster girl threads? i agree with this anon but i don't want it to end.

>> No.12772546

>>12772500
Butler Anon doesn't get paid enough for this kind of shit.

>> No.12772549
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>no more greentext stories
>no more writefagging
>no more outlandish discussions about mg biology and habits, or integration into our society
>no more MGC
>no more sharing smut

>> No.12772552 [DELETED] 

>>12772540
>Go to another chan
or
>Make own posting website.
>Get Server.
>Get database.
>Get people to maintain/moderate.

Pick one.

>> No.12772554

>>12772500
>Ms. Krabs
that's bad, and you should feel bad
I like it

>> No.12772556 [DELETED] 

>>12772479
>>12772480
>>12772482
It won't be the same because of namefagging, but what about MGR, The Monster Universe and MGU?

I think in the end the only recourse is learning moon.

>> No.12772557

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbevQH1B9ic

Manticore short in the work, for all you faggots that slurp at OC like the hedonistic lampreys you are

>> No.12772579 [DELETED] 

>>12772508
Sounds like you lack force of will.

>> No.12772583

>>12772549

I really hope when the time comes we have a true discussion.

Followed by an hopefully mutual agreement to see eachother on the other side, wherever that may be.

Even if we end up in MGR or god forbid MGU. we can always request a general there.

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>>12772556
>MGR, The Monster Universe and MGU?
They're shitty forums.
>>12772557
What is the subject matter of this short?

>> No.12772586 [DELETED] 

>>12772552
I'd be down for that. I have no idea about anything, but I'd help any way I could.

>> No.12772588 [DELETED] 

>>12772585

A young(er) friend of two other characters I wrote having to come to terms with meeting his former Manticore captor after a decade.

>> No.12772591 [DELETED] 

>>12772588
Who are you?

>> No.12772599 [DELETED] 

>>12772586
So would I, but Webdesign isn't really my specialty. Everything else, I could do..

>> No.12772601

>>12772166
Oh god my heart.
Childhood friend a best.

>> No.12772602

>>12771689
>>12771692
>>12771695
Great as always, looking forward to reading more.

>> No.12772604

I can easily set up a board using wakaba if it really comes down to it.
all you need is php and perl, its quite simple actually, just a matter of finding a hosting company that doesn't charge a fortune for data limits .
If and IF 4chan dies I will do this.

Anyway, who wants some fluffy tails?

>> No.12772605

>>12772531
Thanks, glad you liked it.

>>12772554
Thought Jewnuki would be too cliched, and Crab-girl needs some exposure, even if she is Cancer.

I updated the pastebin, I'm sure you've all got a link by now.

Running out of ideas, maybe something will come to me, maybe I'll write something else.

>> No.12772609

>>12772146
>>12772156
>>12772165
>You'll never get double teamed by a Yuki-Onna and her Yeti best friend.
This is pain.

>> No.12772610

>>12772583
I don't want to be newfag in some new site. From what I hear, those guys are really tame, all the shit that goes on here would likely get us kicked out. And they RP as monstergirls. I fear this is it.

>> No.12772612 [DELETED] 

>>12772591

If you knew me you wouldn't like what you were told.

>> No.12772613

>>12772583

>Followed by an hopefully mutual agreement to see eachother on the other side, wherever that may be.

I'll be there, waiting with my waifu. You faggots better show up, I'm not done discussing monstergirls. Please.

Dammit, I don't need this feel right now.

>> No.12772614

>>12772604
I do.

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>>12772500
One day Butler Anon will get lucky.

Before the end of the chon, he better score big somehow, like a Dragon offering him a position in a high end escort service that deals mainly with clientele from the upper echelon of society.

The type that want partners to take on dinners because they're too busy to date and are too high up to "proactively" date without making their companies look bad.

And then anon awkwardly escorts Ms. Krabs.

>> No.12772617

dread pirate captain onahole?

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>>12772612
Okay, whatever. Just get to work on that short, I look forward to it.

>> No.12772622

>>12772604
>Perl
Motherfu..
>Fluffy tails
..My nigga.

>> No.12772623

>>12772615
He will probably hook up with Ms. Krabs and when they get down and dirty he's gonna ask if she's feeling

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>>12772617
This?

>> No.12772626

>>12772610
maybe we can send representatives to talk with the mods about opening a section with harsher contend where we can migrate.

>> No.12772627
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Prepare yourselves for the amazon of the wolf family

>> No.12772631 [DELETED] 

>>12772459

>Gawker is interested in buying

Why would Gawker buy 4chan? Is this some sort of revenge plan? Or do they want to turn 4chan into a new and improved Reddit 2.0 for all the hip and cool kids to go to and try to monetize it?

>> No.12772635

>>12772627
my god, fiery vagina

>> No.12772637

>>12772627
well then

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>>12772604
Do they come bearing whiskey? I am truly saddened by this darkened future.

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>>12772621

It's at 2694 words and growing. Slowly.

Roland a fag

>> No.12772641

>>12772610
>those guys are really tame
>all the shit that goes on here
Our shit doesn't seem that hard to me, at least the parts that don't get shouted down immediately. Are they really vanilla or something?

>> No.12772643

>>12772610
MGU is probably a no zone. That place is pure cancer.

I don't know much about MGR's population but it still suffers from the fact that its a forum. Meaning that EVERYONE is going to have IDs which will allow things to get personal between users.

I would reccommend another chan simply because I enjoy anonymous posting. I don't even namefag when I post my stuff. (which probably irritates LDR)

>> No.12772644

>>12772627
So Ushi/Amazon hybrid.

Worst of two worlds, wonderful.

>> No.12772645

>>12772627
>absolutely untameable
Maledomfags getting BTFO.

>> No.12772647

>>12772627
She's perfect.

>> No.12772649 [DELETED] 

>>12772640
Christ that thing needs to be burned away.

Kill all abominations.

>> No.12772650

>>12772627
Wan dog to rule them all.

>> No.12772651

>>12772627
Delicious. It's the exact opposite of what I was expecting.

It's almost as if KC is self-aware of his "strong girl inevitably goes sub" entries.

Still prefer amazon though. Hellhound doesn't sound like she'd much want a househusband.

>> No.12772653

>>12772627
Challenge accepted.

>> No.12772654

>>12772627
Finally, another one that is not submissive.

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>>12772649

>Hating on Shoggoth-chan

You're a monster.

>> No.12772657

>>12772645
YEEAAAAAAAH

A small victory, but a very satisfying one.

>> No.12772658

>>12772627
>but they don't cause pain and agony for men through it
stopped reading there
how fucking lame

>> No.12772661

>>12772643
>I enjoy anonymous posting
I enjoy it because I can post cute ideas and greentexts without them being associated with my guro stories.

>> No.12772662

>>12772627
Wow, It's garbage.

I fucking called it, It's just a flamming Ushi with Amazon thinking.

>> No.12772663

>>12772625
>Dread Pirate Cap'n Onahole
yes

>> No.12772665

>>12772627
>always seething with desire

Ushi wolf.

>force men into submission

I look forward to fighting one of these things.

>down for getting raped

Well allright.

>> No.12772667

>>12772658
Jeez, how sub can you possibly be?

>> No.12772668

>>12772627

Petplay? Check

Bottomless sexual appetite? Check

>WANTING TO BE FUCKED LIKE A BITCH IN BESTIAL INTERCOURSE

Sold.

>> No.12772669 [DELETED] 

>>12772656
No you stupid nigger.

That's a monster that needs to be purged, and I don't say that often.

>> No.12772672

>>12772662
Cry more.

>> No.12772673

>>12772627
I'm surprisingly okay with this.
Maybe it's because of the fact that they actually do love their husbands instead of treating them as property.
That and power play is one of my fetishes, and this seems like a prime girl for it.

>> No.12772674

>>12772627
I like it.

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>>12772669

But that's racist.

>> No.12772677

>>12772667
I wanted her to be something you don't want to get raped by.

>> No.12772678

>>12772641
I mean no suffering, no room for fighting about waifus, forced smiles everywhere, all happy all the time, sort of.

>> No.12772679 [DELETED] 

>>12772676
You're racist against all humans.

That thing needs to have a nuke dropped on it.

>> No.12772681

>>12772677
So you mom basicly.
Wow that was, I apologize.

>> No.12772683

>>12772677
That defeats the intent of the MGE.

>> No.12772686

>>12772683
Do I look like I give a shit?

>> No.12772688
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12772688

we need more wan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRVaEKRet1o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKCi7it5NKQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlW7u4G973M#t=53
pick your poison

>> No.12772690

>>12772672
It's just a hybrid of the worst kinds of monsters while also being on fire.

It's fucking lame.

>> No.12772692

>>12772677

>I wanted her to be something you don't want to get raped by.

She can in your headcanon, brother. This is a place of fantasies, it's up to you to decide how you want your monstergirls.

>> No.12772693

>>12772686
No one can see you, so I'm not so sure.

>> No.12772694
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>>12772688
Polt?

>> No.12772699 [DELETED] 

>>12772518

Are you guys ready to cross the border into Gensokyo? You know what you have to do. I hope you guys have fun there, should you decide to go. I hear it's nice.

>> No.12772701

>>12772645
>>12772657
>absolutely untameable

Afraid not. You just have to have godlike taming skills, do you even shounen? She's gonna get tamed and no one can stop it.

>> No.12772702

>>12772627
This is quite good.

>> No.12772703

>>12772694
No, that's a furry.
Proper wolfus have ears and a tail only.

>> No.12772706

>>12772627

Even demigods, the canon offspring of a god and a human, may not be powerful enough to tame them. So no maledom for you. Any writefag who tries it is writing a Gary Stu and should be ridiculed.

>> No.12772708

>>12772688
That third one.....my heart.

>> No.12772712

>>12772701
>do you even shounen?
Damn, that one actually got me.

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>>12772679

ía ía ftaghn.

>> No.12772715

>>12772686
I bet you fap to thorn vagina andfutawolf
>contempt.jpg

>> No.12772716

>>12772703
>No, that's a furry.
Anon

>> No.12772717

>>12772701
The man who could have tamed her died to a stingray years ago. Who could be on is level?

>> No.12772719

>>12772706
Are you the same guy that said how Ushis can't die?

Because you both seem to hate fun, like for fucks sake man they're fucking fake.

>> No.12772721

>>12772627
Cry "Havoc!"

>> No.12772723 [DELETED] 

>>12772714
Disgusting looking thing.

>> No.12772724

>>12772688
I want to awooo~ her bust.

>> No.12772725

>>12772715
I'm not a masochist at all though. I just wanted her to be something abhorrent that you want to slay on sight, instead of just rough lovin'.

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>>12772717

>> No.12772729

>>12772725
Matango already exist for that purpose.

>> No.12772731

>>12772725
Oh. Want to monster hunting?

>> No.12772732 [DELETED] 

>>12772552
>>12772545
>>12772586
>>12772599
Why not just set up a new imageboard, pin a single MGT general thread (make a new one every few days) and prevent people from making new threads.

Could keep a second pinned and locked thread with information, links to stories etc.

The biggest issue would be a lack of new blood. And the fact that not everyone would probably migrate there in the first place. So it would be forced to slowly bleed people till it finnaly dies.

You could attempt to remedy this by linking to the board from other places, but but whetever that is effective and wanted is a different matter.

>> No.12772733

>>12772719

Well we found the faggot who thinks he's man enough to tame one. Let's all watch and laugh as he gets proven wrong.

>> No.12772737
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12772737

WHERE ARE MY HOLSTAURUS BROS AT?

>> No.12772738

>>12772627
I strangely approve.

Femdom mixed in with a canine's affection and protection. I'd gladly go for a roll in the grass with one.

>> No.12772739

>>12772727
Holy shit I never wanted something so much.

>> No.12772742

>>12772627
Anything can be broken if you apply enough force.

>> No.12772745

>>12772737
Always lurking.

>> No.12772746 [DELETED] 

>>12772732
My biggest concern right now would be money and the manpower, to be honest.

>> No.12772748

This just ups the ante in terms of how hard a MG can rape a man.

Imagine running through a dense forest at night in poor visibility conditions wearing nothing but a thin loincloth.

A hellhound, ushi-oni and amazoness are going all out competing for your capture. When you're not dodging aphrodisiac-tipped arrows you're hearing wolf calls that seem to come from all directions. When you stop to hide in a tree hollow you can feel the ground rumble from a stampeding ushi-oni somewhere nearby.

Final destination, Lunatic Mode unlocked. Level 1 with 1 HP and minimum stats.

Good night sweet Anon, I hardly knew ye.

>> No.12772753

>>12772627
This seriously looks like a troll translation made to rile this thread up or something, I don't think any of the previous profiles have had anywhere close to this much explicit "no maledom ever" hammering.

>> No.12772754

>>12772733
Did I ever imply I wanted to tame one?

They're made to get off on, no need to have an autistic fit over how people have fantasies for fake things.
Get better bait

>> No.12772757

>>12772645
>BTFO

We already have her chasing sticks and nuzzling our hands. It's fiction, she's malleable.

>> No.12772759

>>12772748
get them all to fight each other over who claims you and slip away in the confusion

>> No.12772763

>>12772753

I feel like KC saw this coming, especially with the dog motif. He probably just wanted to nip it in the bud.

>> No.12772764

>>12772753
its a troll TL
Notice the name of the MG has been changed
I am still sure its a Vergast
They are strong powerful MGs that IF tamed becomes the most loyal of wives /lovers
Japan stole the idea from berghasts years ago and turned it into Vergast

>> No.12772765

>>12772753
I thought the same, seems to convenient that it's the direct opposite of what people have been discussing. Like, too perfectly opposite.

>> No.12772767

>>12772748

You forgot the yandere lilim that enables no items.

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>>12772748
Have them enter Yakuza-esque combat.

The HEAT moves they pull on one another would be exquisite.

>> No.12772769 [DELETED] 

>>12772732

We need to organize ourselves, secure a steady income and staff needed to maintain whatever's needed to keep the generals alive.

>> No.12772770

>>12772739
>that episode of south park where Cesar Milan tames Cartman
>but with Hellhound

>> No.12772772

>>12772627

Thank you blessed KC.

Since i wrote one of the few accurate hellhound ones i might as well try and continue it.

thank god people wont accept her as a moe-blob puppy now.

>> No.12772773 [DELETED] 

>>12772732
Can we honestly just cut it with the doomsaying? Speculation only goes so far and there's been nothing specifically saying we're leaving.

Talking about this shit just makes the stupid people freak out and act irrationally, which could possibly fuck us over anyway.

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>>12772753

It's straight from MGR. Deal with it.

>> No.12772778

>>12772759
this, it's just like when Constantine sold his soul to three different entities based on the fact that only one could take him

>> No.12772779

>>12772772
They already are.

>> No.12772782

>>12772772
>thank god people wont accept her as a moe-blob puppy now.
>when Fia and Leona exist

Heh.

>> No.12772783

>>12772764
>Japan stole the idea from berghasts years ago and turned it into Vergast
I believe it's more of a romanization thing.

Also, are you implying it was a conspiracy by the Japanese gov't to "steal" a mythological monster?

>> No.12772786

>>12772768
I'd pay to watch that.

I'd pay triple the fee if they got Kiryu to fight off 100 Ushis

>> No.12772787 [DELETED] 

>>12772773
Contingency planning is always a good idea.

>> No.12772788

>>12771830
>Anon will never make Gracie play Crypt of the Necrodancer with him
>He will never pull out the dance pads to get her to exercise while playing
>She will never use her eyestalks instead to hit the panels on the dancepad instead of getting off her ass and doing it the old-fashioned way

>> No.12772791

>>12772748
I'd go for the Hellhound. At least with her, she'll protect you from the other two.

Though I shudder to think of either Amazon or Hellhound under the influence of the ushi-oni blood.

>> No.12772792

>Bio of an "untameable" MG gets relased and translated
>Some time later Writefags start writing stories about her getting tamed

I will have the popcorn ready just in case.

>> No.12772793

>>12772782
He's talking about the species as a whole, not about individuals.

And those two are shit anyway

>> No.12772794

>>12772783
Shhh they watch these threads

>> No.12772795

>>12772748
>aphrodisiac-tipped arrows
now I'm just imagining a guy getting raped by an amazon while screaming to the heavens from all the multiple arrows still lodged deep inside his body before eventually dying from a punctured lung

>> No.12772798

>>12772792
>Some time later Writefags start writing stories about her getting tamed
I hope not.

>> No.12772799

>>12772792
We have greentext of that already. But yes, save me a seat. This is gonna be glorious.

>> No.12772804 [DELETED] 

>>12772746
>>12772769
Funding can be done through a donationdrive. I'm sure there's a few anons around that would be willing to help.

>>12772773
You are correct yes. All this here at most will scare people into doing stupid things which aren't needed. It's why you will always see the manager of a bank smile till the last moment, because panic is the last thing you could possibly need.

>> No.12772809

>>12772795
I don't think they'll try to kill the guy, anon.

>> No.12772812

>>12772795
They're blessed with hugbox magic that prevents them from causing bodily harm.

>> No.12772815

>>12772788
>Gamer MG's
I don't get why you want a waifu that would enable you to wallow in your worthless life. I'd rather have an adventurous waifu that would show me everything the world has to offer.

>> No.12772818

>>12772809
Eventually passing out from the agony of the arrow wounds then, and then the wounds get infected because amazons are ignorant and he dies.

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>>12772748
>The most dangerous game
>With MGs

>> No.12772824

>>12772812
Then how do they get the aphrodisiac into the body

>> No.12772825

>>12772795
They'd probably find that hilarious.

>> No.12772827

>>12772815
Who says she can't be both? People have a wide variety of hobbies, I don't see monsters being any different

>> No.12772828

It's simple:

Anyone who tries to tame her is a chuuni worse than that faggot /ss/

>>12772799
Which greentext was this?

>> No.12772830

>>12772818
>What is DEMONIC ENERGY.
>>12772824
How else?

>> No.12772833

>>12772828
>stop liking what I don't like

>> No.12772835

>>12772818
I'm sure they would know how to dress wounds. They are a warrior culture and all.

>> No.12772839

>>12772835
Yeah but if they were to be compared to a tribe today, the chance of recovery is quite low.

>> No.12772840

>>12772828
Well, I care less about taming her, and more about getting at least a little bit of respect in this relationship.

>> No.12772841

>>12772824
Darts.

>> No.12772843

>>12772835
No, you don't understand! It must be grimderp.

>> No.12772844

>>12772839
Just dress the wound with bread and milk.

>> No.12772846

>>12772818
>Warrior tribe
>Doesn't know how to treat wounds and infections by arrows
Anon.

>> No.12772849

>>12772844
Wonderful, how you ruined good food and drink.

>> No.12772850

>>12772843
*Bark*

>> No.12772851

>>12772835
Monster girls are ridiculously hard to kill in MGE and can heal from a lot of things humans can't, and they don't get infections
It would actually be more likely for them to not know because they never needed it

>> No.12772852

>>12772792
>>12772798

Pfft.

>Hellhound, made to guard the damned
>As such, she was abused endlessly by her maker, and turned into a vicious, ravenous beast
>In comes a virtuous, living soul into the underworld, guided there by [insert circumstances]
>He is faced by the hellhound, who is intent on savaging him
>He simply sits down, as if to submit and lets her do as she will
>She approaches him, and pins him down by the shoulders, threatening to rape him
>He gives her the first real smile she has ever seen, strokes her face and asks her you've met with a terrible fate haven't you?
>No one having ever directed any goodwill towards her, she's at a loss for what to do
>The man tells him his purpose in the underworld, and asks for her help, promising to take whatever fate she decides for him once his task is done
>Filled with curiosity, she agrees. During his journey, she grows more and more curious of him, and decides to protect him
>His tasks done, he gets ready for his fate
>Seein something other than malice and violence for the first time since she came to exist, the hellhound decides to let him go
>He asks she come with him
>She does

The end. Happy gentle vanilla hellhound taming. Come at me subs.

>> No.12772853

>>12772764
http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/zukan/hellhound/page.shtml

Cry about it.

>> No.12772854 [DELETED] 

>>12772706
>pre-emptive slandering already begins
Femdomfags are going to become as bad as yurifags at this rate.

>> No.12772855

>>12772737
Touching cows.

>> No.12772857

>>12772799

Anyone got a link to that one greentext where a Hellhound simply gave up and went home because the guy she wanted to rape was too bored to give her excitement by trying to run away or something? It was kind of funny.

>> No.12772858

>>12772855
Are you doing it now?

>> No.12772859

>>12772840

You already get that. Anyone who thinks otherwise needs to stop whining about "how abusive femdom is," get out of the basement, and go to a munch to experience what real femdom is.

>> No.12772861

>>12772852
Considering the spoiler, I wouldn't trust that man at all. There's a reason why he got sent to the underworld, after all.

>> No.12772864

>>12772843
Being forced to cum over and over while you're in too much pain to even feel it is already bad enough.

>> No.12772865

>>12772844
Bread and milk poultice?
>>12772852
She's just going to dom him after.

>> No.12772867

>>12772849
Penicillium grows on bread.

>> No.12772869

>>12772820
No items.
No magic.
No equipment.
Fog of war.

All three have max stats and legendary weapons and permanent buffs and auto-regenerate.

>> No.12772870

>>12772851
Please no more powerlevel bullshit. Monstergirls are perfectly killable, whether by sword, magic or any other thing. There are legit hard to kill cases like dragons and ushi oni, but seriously, shut it.

>> No.12772873

>>12772867
You're still ruining good bread.

>> No.12772874

>>12772869
Alright, I'm calling johns here.

>> No.12772877

>>12772870
Why do people want to have a circlejerk over slaughtering certain species of monstergirls again?
>>12772873
Boo-fucking-hoo, it's a practical healing method.

>> No.12772878

>>12772873
>fungus growing on it
>good

>> No.12772880
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>Reading Hellhound Encyclopedia Page
>Remember how people thought they'd be submissive and 'summoned to be tamed'
>Know how KC likes to make Submissive Monster Girls
>sweat.png
>Read
>"Unlike other Wolf Girls, Hellhounds are completely untameable by humans. They believe human males are weak and should be forced into submission."

MALEDOMFAGS

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Where my fellow Femdomfags at? Now is our time of rising.

>> No.12772882

>>12772869
Kill yourself no one wins.

>> No.12772887

>>12772878
Use it to kill your enemies.

Shove it down their throats.

>> No.12772889

>>12772880
>Femdomfags
>Rising

You high mate?

>> No.12772890

>>12772795
I know abusive-amazons have been done to death, but how much has been done for chivalrous ones? I'm talking more of the classic mentality from the 50s and before, not so much the fedora/bonnet shit we have today

>> No.12772891

>>12772870
>I have never read MGE's setting material
Monster girls and Incubi are far tougher and harder to kill than humans. Ushi-Onis are just a particularly extreme case.

>> No.12772892

>>12772880
Are you reverse trolling?

>> No.12772893

>>12772857
>>12772828

I didn't save it because I wanted to see the translation first, but it's in the thread with the wyvern in the OP, if memory serves. Shouldn't be too hard to find. Or just type hellhound.

>>12772861
I'm using the words in earnest, not as part of that pasta. I already established he was a good soul.

>>12772865
Nope, my story, she's gonna be a good, gentle wife rocking her pups to sleep and cuddle with her husband by the fire and like it.

>> No.12772894

>>12772627

So... since she's basically an Amazonized Werewolf does this mean amazon-shitposter-kun is going to start raging on this one too? Or is Hellhound too popular right not to even touch with shitposting?

>> No.12772896

>>12772864
It's mentioned in Fallen Maidens that monsters have the option of causing pleasure instead of pain when inflicting wounds with claws, fangs, or weapons that contain demonic energy.

>> No.12772897

>>12772844
I'm now imagining every MG warrior tribe having one Holstaurus family that they protect and get milk and other food from.

>> No.12772899

>>12772890

We had some good greentexts of non-abusive amazons last thread, it was heartwarming.

>> No.12772900

Kikimora a best.

>> No.12772903

>>12772900
Yuki-Onna > Kikimora

>> No.12772904

>>12772877
Because we want to adventure.

>>12772891
I'm one of the persons who quotes the world guide the most here. But fuck this, I'm not gonna spend a second longer wasting brain cells on you. Keep getting mad when people write stories where monstergirls are beaten.

>> No.12772906

It's important to note that KC isn't saying hellhounds are unbeatable or unkillable. He outright notes there are humans stronger than at least some of them. He's also not saying they can't be loving or appreciate kindness.

All he's saying is his hellhounds as a racial trait just don't have it in them to be truly submissive in a relationship, albeit they will play along for a while if a male tries to take command.

>> No.12772908

>>12772894
Nothing is immune to shitposting.

Give it time, and there will be hate for every monster out of principle.

>> No.12772909

>>12772903

Don't start shit, i like both equally

>> No.12772910

>>12772896
>monsters have the option of causing pleasure instead of pain when inflicting wounds

That doesn't sound healthy. That sounds like getting shot while on drugs, or being a masochist.

>> No.12772911

>hellhound fervor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqAFYIaqPT8

>> No.12772912

>>12772890
That's what I was going for with

http://pastebin.com/R1iJsGr7

Eventually I'll add on some character development and pleasant role reversal SoL and a "meet her parents" episode.

>> No.12772913

>>12772896
It's not really pleasure, just a kind of powerful throbbing that eventually turns into arousal.

>> No.12772914

>>12772896
>get sabbed
>jizz your pants and topple over cross-eyed
Well, that's it's own kind of humiliating.

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>>12772908
>Give it time, and there will be hate for every monster out of principle.
That will be the death of us.

>> No.12772916

>>12772906
>unbeatable or unkillable

Who cares. Only edgy fags write about killing MGs anyway.

>> No.12772918

>>12772795
b-but muh demon silver

>> No.12772919

>>12772828

The Grub. He actually does writing commissions too. I remember people ripping into other writefags for even thinking about that crap.

>> No.12772920

>>12772912

I'll give it a read, mang.

>"meet her parents" episode

Oh boy, how many shenanigans are we gonna see?

>> No.12772924

>>12772917
/mgq/ already hates monster girls.
I wonder when it'll happen for us.

>> No.12772925

>>12772917
Ba'el a cute

>> No.12772927

>men can be stronger than them
>profile hints at the possibility a man that can tame them could exist

Bait harder.

>> No.12772928

>>12772916

And only hugboxfags say everything is hunky dory and nothing bad every happens in MGE

Not even sufferingfag

>> No.12772929

>>12772924
I already hate all of you.

So I'm one step closer to hating monster girls.

>> No.12772930

>>12772912
Can't wait for more.

>> No.12772931

>>12772927

Would Asura be able to tame one?

>> No.12772932
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12772932

Why is she so thirsty?

>> No.12772933

>>12772927
meant for >>12772880

>> No.12772936

>>12772927
>If There was a man who could make them submit, that person's ability as a trainer would have to surpass even that of a god.

Sounds like only a very select few people could be up to it.

>> No.12772939

>>12772931
I mean, it says "no man" can tame them. But presumably whomever created them, or gods and other super-beings are something could since they're something else entirely.

>> No.12772940

>>12772510
No, we should congratulate him. Don't say selfish things, anon.

>> No.12772941

>>12772917
Sounds more like business as usual.

Subs vs. doms
Fluffy vs. scales
cowtits vs. dfc

The list goes on, but it's nothing more than just a difference of opinion. As long as these debates don't get any worse (lynching, gassing, other RL shenanigans...), then it should be fine.

>> No.12772942

>>12772931
Asura killed the god of creation who was chucking planets, quasars and entire universes at him in their final fight. What the hell do you think? We should make a list of characters who could tame a hellhound.

>> No.12772943

>>12772927
>It was impossible even for the gods to tame them
Ok anon whatever you say

>> No.12772944

>>12772928
>Not even sufferingfag
>implying

>> No.12772945

>>12772932
because it's not her coffee and she's a salary thief

>> No.12772949

>>12772880
I'm honestly surprised by the degree of self-awareness in this entry.

It's like he actually realized what femdom fags don't like about his entries and made a girl to fix that.

>> No.12772950

>>12772924

When i left /mgq/ in April it was just constant arguing and "everything a shit" and "vanillafags ruin everything" and now they even hate monster girls? The fuck? You serious?

>> No.12772951

>>12772941
>RL

These things have spilled into real life at some point?

>> No.12772952

>>12772941
>Fluffy vs. scales
There is never any fluffy vs scales
most people here like both

>> No.12772953

>>12772939

I'd assume a six-armed cyborg demi-god powered by mantra magic who punches gods in the face for a living would be able to stand his ground against a Hellhound...

>> No.12772954

>>12772753
Well there have been a few like this, as well as a few profiles that are pretty much "only maledom nothing else" There are enough profiles that the entire spectrum has been covered at this point

>> No.12772955

>>12772908

This is true. There are people bitching about "entry level" MGs now. Because if you don't like Matango unbirthing, you're obviously just not hardcore enough for this shit, and therefore should leave.

Or something.

>> No.12772956

>>12772941
I'm gonna lynch everyone of you fuckers for not sharing my taste in 2D chinese porn.

>> No.12772957

>>12772945
Yeah but she drinks it practically every time she appears. Is she even human?

>> No.12772959

>>12772627
>And they have a severely ferocious disposition like hellfire

LIKE FIRE!
DARK FIRE!

>> No.12772960

>>12772956
>chinese
that got me

>> No.12772962

>>12772951
For some reason, I had the aforementioned furry gassing in mind when I typed that.

>> No.12772963

>>12772943
>if there was a man who could make them submit
Not
>There is no man that can make them submit

Yes, whatever I say.

>> No.12772965

>>12772956

That's a group activity anon.

>> No.12772966

>>12772919

What I want to know is if people have actually paid him (with cash, art, w/e) or if it's more that they've begged him to do it.

>> No.12772969

>>12772957
>Is she even human?
No she's a succubus, keep up anon.
>>12772959
Thank god somebody else thought of this, thought I was alone.

>> No.12772971

>>12772955
How stupid.

>> No.12772972

>>12772957
I think she's a succubutt

>> No.12772973

>>12772953
Cyborg? I'd assumed you meant the actual Asura, the Hindu war deities. Don't know nothing about some characters based on them though.

>> No.12772974

>>12772950
They hate anything that isn't vanilla sex with girls that are either almost entirely (or entirely) human or whose art lets you ignore their non-human features, and Iliasfaggotry is rampant

>> No.12772975
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>>12772924
What the fuck are you talking about?

What are you basing this off of?

It better not be something fucking stupid like the majority of anons going the Ilias route instead of Alice in Paradox.

>> No.12772976 [DELETED] 

I don't understand femdomfags, basically almost all monster girl fulfill their shitty fetish with all the rapes and shit but there are few monster girls who are true submissive, then one hardcore femdom MG comes in and people start saying that maledomfags should stop bitching because they already had enough.

>> No.12772977

>>12772955

Actually, you know what, I was hyperboling pretty hard there. Nobody actually mentions those kinds of extremes.

Just the "entry level" shit bugs me. But yeah, I was exaggerating. My bad.

>> No.12772979

>>12772955
I only bitch about half-assed designs.

>> No.12772982

>>12772627
>Will rape the shit out of their man
>But won't hurt him, only make him hers
>"NOBODY RAPES MY HUBBY BUT ME!"

[pure love intensifies]

>> No.12772985

>>12772973
He means the title character of Asura's Wrath. It's a subpar game or a good interactive CGI movie, depending on how you look at it.

>> No.12772986

>>12772976
Shitposting begets shitposting.

Don't try to think about it too much.

>> No.12772988

>>12772982
Oh yeah, sounds wonderful.

I'm totally not being sarcastic or anything.

>> No.12772990

>>12772973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb74QqLfdxw

Get some popcorn and get comfy, you're in for a ride.

>> No.12772991
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>>12772982
this man gets it

>> No.12772992

>>12772725
Probably want to look somewhere besides porn for that

>> No.12772993

>>12772971

Meh, I got kinda carried away. It's just annoying because I've been seeing the same exact shit in the touhou fandom for years. I guess it's just one of those things.

>> No.12772995

>>12772988
But are you, though?

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>>12772976
>but there are few monster girls who are true submissive
You wot.

>> No.12772997

>>12772966

I don't get it. He's not even a notable writefag anyway so how he can get away with it is a mystery.

>> No.12772998

>>12772974

>They hate anything that isn't vanilla sex with girls that are either almost entirely (or entirely) human

/mgq/ was right, vanillafags really do ruin everything

>> No.12772999

>>12772977
And it bugs me when people post a human girl with weird ears and call it a monster girl. But we agree to disagree.

>> No.12773001

>>12772996
Hell, even holst will rape you at some point and she's one of the one who are catalogued as a sub

>> No.12773003

>>12772976
>there are few monster girls who are true submissive

I understand you're mad that people are actually enjoying themselves for once, but come on.

>> No.12773004

>>12772995
You'll never know

>> No.12773005

>>12772996
Orcs for one, as well as several more domestic ones like angels or holstrus's

>> No.12773006

>>12772999

Yeah, to me that isn't bad in and of itself, but it isn't a monstergirl. So I agree with you on that.

>> No.12773010

>>12773003
Ignore him, while I do agree that shitposting is bad for the thread, that idiot is even worse for responding to them and taking the bait.

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>>12770606

>> No.12773013

>>12772982
Mein neger.

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>>12772975

Illias a psycho shit

>> No.12773016

>>12772768
>Charlotte's Devils with Ushi-Oni, Hellhound and Apophis when?

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>>12773012
When did you make that?

>> No.12773022

>>12773014
And Yao is worst fox. What's new?

>> No.12773023

>>12772974
>>12772998
I've heard that shit plenty around here too, unsurprising there's crossover but yeah. Always the loudest.

>>12772955
That sounds like the future. Though to be fair MGQ's core content was inherently more deep end, where the shitposting here is still anchored in people taking and accusing others of being on some "side" of basic concepts of dominance. That probably says the threads reflect their core content intensity pretty well.

>> No.12773026

>>12773014

Look at it this way, if she wasn't a psycho she'd be more bland than tapioca. Just fucking look at her.

Maybe that's just my taste though. I love Yao though, hoping she returns.

>> No.12773029

>>12772627
Did you get permission to post this?

>> No.12773032

I don't understand what the fem/maledom is all about, if >>12772982 is the Hellhound in a nutshell, it's actually kind of cute. My only issue would be keeping up with her "surprise sex" aspect, since I ain't got much libido.

>> No.12773033

>>12772976
>few

Dragon*
Hiniemizu*
Dark Priest
Dark Valkyrie
Cancer
Kesaran Parasan
Dormouse
Alice
Fairy
Holstaurus
Kikimora
Jinko*
Nureonago
Orc*
Werewolf*
>Ogre*
Pot Devil*
Mimic
All mermaids
Weresheep
Zombie
Mummy
Kunoichi

note: *needs to be defeated/dicked for submission

Femdomfags, are you even trying?

>> No.12773034

>>12773014
I want to marry Yao. After overpowering her and tenderly and lovingly impregnate her ass.

>> No.12773035 [DELETED] 

>>12773032

Femdom/maledom argument is all about*

>> No.12773036

>>12773029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlRnx7wz0Q0

>> No.12773038

>>12773033
Ogre doesn't give up either, even if you beat one.

>> No.12773039 [DELETED] 

>>12773029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlRnx7wz0Q0

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>>12773032

>> No.12773047

I want to take a rude, crass and abrasive monstergirl out to dinner with friends, where she treats everyone like shit, then I give her a stern talking to, that she owes everyone an apology and if she continues to act this way then I'll drive her home and continue the night without her.

>> No.12773055

>>12773033
You forgot some of them.

Devil
Cockatrice
Kappa
Mandragora
Werebat
Shirohebi (if you return her love)

>> No.12773058 [DELETED] 

>>12773035
I'll tell you what it's about.

First, choose the bait.

1a. >Suck it, (fem/male)dom fags! X proves we're the best. Enjoy your [generic pejorative] tier fetish

1b. >The (fem/male)dom fags have it so great, why do they keep bitching? They have tons of X while we don't have anything. KC's lore doesn't pander to my fetishes exclusively!

Then...

>trollface.jpg
>FUCKING (fem/male)DOMFAGS ALWAYS START SHIT
>[Counter argument with few, if any, exaggerated semi-truths]
>[Counter-counter argument with many exaggerated semi-truths]
>[Full blown personal attacks and shitflinging]

>> No.12773059

>>12772982
Hellhound a cute. I wouldn't mind being hers one bit.
>>12772990
>But above all else... I will never forgive you for making my daughter cry!
Asura is a shining example of fatherhood that we should all strive for.
>>12773034
You realize that Yao has probably never used her vagina ever, right?
She's probably really weak to being stimulated there.

>> No.12773060

>>12773055
Shirohebi a shit.

>> No.12773061

>>12772982
I like it.

>> No.12773066

>>12773038
>Once captured, the only way to escape is to fight them and win. In other words, a man must give them so much pleasure during sex that they become unable to move, then, while they're out cold, he must run away. If a man isn’t quick enough during this time, they’ll probably soon revive and push him down, demanding a rematch since they have such great stamina. At this point, if they lose again, they oblige themselves to become a man’s sex slave and prisoner.

>>12773055
I know, but do you care that much?

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what does Anon think of pregnant monster girls?

>> No.12773071

>>12773055
Devil wants to turn you into a lazy, hedonistic NEET and throws a fit when you try to take action.

>> No.12773072

>>12773069
Fuck off.

>> No.12773073

>>12773069
We've already fucking talked about this.

>> No.12773075

>>12773069
Always a best. Especially if you make it a surprise. Dormouse molasses the best thing since sliced bread.

>> No.12773077 [DELETED] 

>>12773058
Capped.

>> No.12773076

>>12773069
stop.

>> No.12773080

>>12773069
They are my fetish. It is absolutely imperative to me that no MGs mess around with eggs or the like. Rubbing her round tummy is the purest kind of affection.

>> No.12773082

>>12773069
I think you should stop asking this question every thread.

>> No.12773084

>>12773069
COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON NOWTOUCH ME BABY

>> No.12773086 [DELETED] 

>>12773043
I actually just wanted an excuse to post this reaction image

>> No.12773088

>>12773069
>>12773080

Speaking off, how do you thing the whole egg-laying thing works? Do they go for the full three trimesters and lay a full baby-sized egg? Or do they not show much lay a much smaller one early on and give birth to a doll-sized baby?

Also, do they lay large clusters of eggs like most creatures or just 1-2 on average like non-eggers?

>> No.12773089 [DELETED] 

>>12773058
I like you. Don't forget that if anyone doesn't implicitly condone and agree with their point, they must be an [opposite]fag, and be pointed at as an example of ALL [opposite]fags.

Per example Hellhound, if you think being able to tame/break her permenantly is stupid, you MUST be a femdomfag. "Femdomfags, everyone!"

Couldn't possibly be that you have the slightest bit suspension of disbelief and integrity to creation, considering no one was writing about hell's creatures before KC did this, so "muh creative freedom" is pretty moot. Nope, must be a femdomfag. Cruise control through responses.

>> No.12773094 [DELETED] 

>>12773089
>Per example Hellhound, if you think being able to tame/break her permenantly is stupid, you MUST be a femdomfag. "Femdomfags, everyone!"

So basically what goes on in /v/ at all times no matter what?

>> No.12773095

>>12773047
>friends
Da fuq is dat?

>> No.12773100

>>12773095
Sorry I forgot most people here are neets

>> No.12773102 [DELETED] 

>>12773058
>>12773077
>>12773089

Okay, fixed version. Cap this instead, I fixed the greentext formatting.

I'll tell you what it's about.

First, choose the bait.

>OPTION A: Suck it, (fem/male)dom fags! X proves we're the best. Enjoy your [generic pejorative] tier fetish

>OPTION B: The (fem/male)dom fags have it so great, why do they keep bitching? They have tons of X while we don't have anything. KC's lore doesn't pander to my fetishes exclusively!

Then...

>FUCKING (fem/male)DOMFAGS ALWAYS START SHIT
>trollface.jpg
>[Counter argument with few, if any, exaggerated semi-truths]
>[Counter-counter argument with many exaggerated semi-truths]
>[False dichotomy fallacy: angry accusations that pointing out obvious inaccuracies automatically makes you part of the enemy side]
>[Full blown personal attacks and shitflinging]
>[Janet presses "RESET"]
>[Repeat a few hours later]

>> No.12773106 [DELETED] 

>>12773102
Also capped.

>> No.12773110 [DELETED] 

>>12773102
Let me guess. You're a "Le switch master race XD I have my cake and eat it too"

>> No.12773112
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>>12772997
It's simple, really. People like you work, they contact you and ask if you're open to commission.

It doesn't have to be strictly money. Art trades and the like are common. I've done a few of those myself.

>> No.12773113

>>12773095
People you like that you spend time with.

Another definition is something Kisaragi Gentaro wants.

>> No.12773114

>>12773032
>TFW your friend comes to you in a crazed panic one day
>Talking about how somebody is going to rape the fuck out of him if you don't hide him
>You swear life and limb to keep his virginity safe from this hunter
>As night falls, you hide him in your locker at school, being sure to put the lock on it
>Only you will be able to get him out this way
>That's when you hear it come
>The Wolf girl reaking of smoke and brimstone
>She pounces on you, drooling from her mouth as she pants heavily
>She asks you where you're hiding him
>She KNOWS that you're hiding him from her
>She sniffs the air, sensing him close by, until she homes in on your locker
>At which point, she effortlessly rips the door off of its hinges
>Before ripping your friend out from inside, stripping him of his clothes before viciously raping him
>A feeling of overwhelming guilt fills you as you can do nothing to help
>That is, until you hear him say that she shouldn't do this to him every month
>And you realize that this is common for the pair
>The following weeks to come, you decide not to help him again
>Even when he comes to you again, in the same panicked disposition as last time
>Even when his girlfriend pounces on him and carries him into the girls' bathroom
>After all, you know he secretly enjoys it
>That aside, his shenanigans cost you a locker door

>> No.12773118

>>12773001
see >>12773033 >>12773055

>> No.12773121 [DELETED] 

>>12773094
Probably, I see it a lot on /a/ threads with opposing waifu wars, too.
>opinions and edge aside, you see it a lot in Akame ga Kill threads, which is relevant since one side is pretty much hard femdom and the other is a dead moe tsundere.

>> No.12773123

>>12773110
Damn, should have added,

>Resorts to attacking the person rather than the arguments presented.

But no, very much a maledom fag myself. I just try to be cool-headed and rational about it, like an adult. Not my place to tell others what they should or shouldn't like.

>> No.12773128 [DELETED] 

>>12773121
Once she dies in the manga, I don't care what happens after that.

>> No.12773129 [DELETED] 

>>12773058
Don't forget apparently switchfags who try to be the happy medium to keep these arguments at bay are apparently the scum of the earth.

>> No.12773131

>>12773114

>That aside, his shenanigans cost you a locker door

God dammit.

>> No.12773133

>>12773123
>I just try to be cool-headed and rational about it, like an adult

I want to be as mature as you one day. Then I remember where we are and what it gets you and I stop giving a fuck.

>> No.12773135 [DELETED] 

>>12773129
They sure never act like "the happy medium". All they do is chime in about how great their fetish is when femdom and maldeom fags are fighting and add more fuel to the fire.

They're as bad as any one else.

>> No.12773136 [DELETED] 

>>12773129
Being a switchfag literally means we're comfortable with being a sub or a dom, and sometimes cycling between the two.
I don't know why we get so much hate.

>> No.12773137

>>12773123
Don't worry, I got it.

>> No.12773138

Might as well hop on the bandwagon and ask for drawing of 'impending rape' or 'pre-rape' picture, lip licking or biting

>> No.12773140 [DELETED] 

>>12773136
Because you're fence sitters. Grow some balls, pick a side, is my advice to you.

>> No.12773142 [DELETED] 

>>12773129
>"Switchfags do nothing wrong, we're moderate and thus better than you guys."

This is why no one else likes you faggots.

>>12773136
Most of the time it's "I don't want to do the hard work, i want her to do that part. But at the same time I want to have my manly pride and look to be dominant."

>> No.12773144

>>12773138
I want to see a hellhound roughly grope a HB and nibble on his neck, talking about how much fun they're going to have whether he wants to or not.

Then aggressive cuddling.

>> No.12773146 [DELETED] 

>>12773135
I dunno. I personally like a bit of everything, so when I see arguing, I just say,
>Hey guys, why not like a bit of everything?

When I'm answered with, "Switchfag, fuck off!" instead, I try not to cry, but inside, it hurts.

>> No.12773147 [DELETED] 

>>12773140
>you can't be happy with both because I can't!
No, I like having options.

>> No.12773149 [DELETED] 

>>12773135
I'd disagree. I have yet to see a switchfag say either Option A or Option B. If they have done so, it's been far, far more rarely than either femdom or maledom crowds.

Staying out of a shitflinging contest doesn't make you nearly as bad as those handling animal faeces.

>> No.12773150 [DELETED] 

>>12773140
>Being willing to fill whatever role I need to to make my waifu happy is "fence sitting"
>Picking a side in Femdom/Maledomn shitflinging
Yeah, no. I'm good with being neutral in this, thanks.

>> No.12773156 [DELETED] 

>>12773142
>"I don't want to do the hard work, i want her to do that part. But at the same time I want to have my manly pride and look to be dominant."

Yeah, I agree with you there. A good switch switches for they and their waifu's shared happiness. Not their own ego.

>> No.12773158 [DELETED] 

>>12773142
>>"Switchfags do nothing wrong, we're moderate and thus better than you guys."
Sorry, I wasn't trying to imply that. I certainly wasn't trying to imply that I'm better, just that I try to stave off incoming arguments with the generic "best dom is your fav dom" response.

>> No.12773160

Hey, at least we're not as bad as the comment sections on the MGE profile pages.

Seriously, go look at that shit.

>> No.12773163

>>12773160
I've seen plenty.

Those fucking normies, jesus fuck.

>> No.12773164

>>12773160

No it pretty much seems that /mgg/ is the most autistic of the bunch.

>> No.12773165

>>12773160
Setting that bar awfully low.

>> No.12773171 [DELETED] 

>>12773158
Really, cause these to faggots >>12773150 >>12773147 fit that to a T.

>> No.12773172

>>12773160
If you're talking about the wiki, then yeah.

Even sadder is how most of the pages are fanfiction. Totally ruins that whole random page roulette thing that used to happen here.

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>>12773160
The futa comments were hilarious. They can't handle her barbed love.

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>>12773123
I tried. If there's someone autistic enough, let them fix it.

>> No.12773180 [DELETED] 

>>12773171
I dunno. I guess I'm a switchfag who's not like the others, I guess?

>> No.12773185

>>12773160
>205 comments

Nigga do you really expect to read, all that shit?

>>12773175
>being a faggot

>> No.12773187

Daily reminder that you should dick the maid.

>> No.12773189

>>12773175
You just had to post it.

>> No.12773190 [DELETED] 

>>12773180
You're funny.

>> No.12773196

>>12773187
No need for daily reminders, unless you're trying t get kikis hated again.

>> No.12773198

>>12773175
Fuck off Bob.

>> No.12773200

>>12773187
I dick my maid twice daily.

Four times if she's a really good maidwhich is all the time

>> No.12773204

>>12773144
>"You want the lights on or off?"
>"O-off please."
>"Too bad"
>In the darkness all you see are her glowing parts, slightly illuminating her body and the immediate area

>> No.12773205

>>12773187
Kikimora a shit.

>> No.12773206

>>12773187
>you will never have an illicit affair with your kiki maid mistress behind your wife's back and savour the forbidden tabboo

>> No.12773207

>>12773204
At least she got rid of the mustache.

>> No.12773208
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I think this guy would be scum even among subs.

Yes I'll delete it.

>> No.12773210

>>12772924
I hate them

>> No.12773213

>>12773206
Plottwist:Your waifu is also a kiki

>> No.12773214

>>12773206
I hope your waifu NTR you.

>> No.12773215

>>12773210

They're one of the few things I don't hate.

Edgy etc. Life is a big game of grin and bear it, like a big boy.

>> No.12773216

>>12772050
The only MG I'd want to be a Boyslut to, would be a Dragon.

What kind of whore-boy would Dragons like?

>> No.12773217 [DELETED] 

>>12773215
For you

>> No.12773221
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>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who wouldn't touch fluffy tail

>> No.12773222

>>12772166
This.
I like this.

Childhood Friends a best.

>> No.12773223

>>12773221
Loli fluffy tail a shit.

>> No.12773224

>>12773216
>Same waifu
>femdomfag
Conflicting feelings man..

>> No.12773225

>>12773216
Well-dressed, good organizational skills.

>> No.12773227

>>12773187
Cant I just be the butler who gets fucked instead?

>> No.12773228

>>12773216
A glamorous one that serves well as the crowning piece of their hoard?
Or maybe a servile little boy-toy that waits on their hands and feet and is always ready to compliment their greatness.

>> No.12773229

>>12773223
Just like breasts, a true tail lover doesn't care about the size, only that its attached to the girl you love.

>> No.12773230

>>12773208
I agree with him though, I think it is pretty silly.

It's just an opinion though. Everyone can like what they want to.

>> No.12773241

>>12773213
>Kiki wife
>Constantly refers herself as your maid still
>Haven't had your wife back in months
>Time to rape the maid

I'd read it.

>> No.12773242

>>12773230
Tch, you don't want to have an all out fistfight/swordfight with the girl who would claim you as her husband? I understand, people run from conflict, but I love girls you have to beat to marry.

>> No.12773243 [DELETED] 

>>12773171
I don't think it's as much that they think they're "better than you" than it is that they'd rather not have the whole "stop liking what I don't like," and "laugh at him for not liking what I like" argument get to a level of pure fighting for an hour or two.

I can't really speak for anybody, but that's how I see it.

>> No.12773247

>>12773229
True, but the girl i love have both fluffy tails AND big breast.

Jokes on you.

>> No.12773249

>>12773227
But who would be your mistress? The apophis who's so eager to rape the maids?

>> No.12773250

>>12773242
Anon fights his way into her heart.
Anon confirmed for smash.

>> No.12773251

Damnit KC where is the gangband girl? Every setting needs at least two whores.

>> No.12773253
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Threadly reminder that certain writefaggots need to be banished to the Malebolge.

>> No.12773255

>>12773241
Just curious, who would read a story about a yandere doppelganger who poses as a Kikimora to get into your home and presence? Possibly murdering and taking the place of a maid you asks the maid agency to send before she arrives.

>> No.12773258

>>12773253

The only thing good about this cap is when the author shows up and says how much he regrets writing it.

>> No.12773259

>>12773255
asked* not asks

>> No.12773262

>>12773102
You missed 1 step in there, but its damn on perfect

>> No.12773265

>>12773255

They replace the person you like, so that makes it an NTR story

>> No.12773268

>>12772627
>Totally untrainable
>Even by Hades who birthed them
I'm reminded of Nora.

>> No.12773271

>>12773253
>>12773258
What's wrong with it?

>> No.12773272

>>12773258

You do know who the author is, right?

It'd be best to not summon him.

>> No.12773275

>>12773265
Just to clarify, she wouldn't be replacing an existing maid/waifu, but would rather feign being a kikimora to join the maid agency or kill and replace her before she arrived at your house

>> No.12773277

>>12773259
No, I want 100% not doppelganger Kikimoras.

I want my own Kikimora so I can catch her smelling my clothesThen dick her with the force of a wrecking ball

>> No.12773278

>>12773253
It's alright.

>> No.12773279

>>12773277
My nigga

>> No.12773284

>>12773272

I thought it was Bollocks for some reason. Am I wrong? He's repetitive but not particularly offensive.

>> No.12773291

>>12773284

That's exactly who is was.

>> No.12773292

>>12773227
>Butler-husband
I like it.

>> No.12773298

Sabbath is the best faction

>> No.12773300

>>12773224
Don't get me wrong, while I do like femdom, and I dislike the "Female Lizard" bit for Dragons, and would rather be her treasure than ever her superior (Not that I think I ever could be anyway), it's not like I'd want to be just her slut all the time. I'd rather be a precious treasure, or a semi-equal and loved husbando.

It's just that out of all the MGs, Dragons are the only ones I'd be okay with just being a complete slut for.

>>12773225
>>12773228
Sounds about right?

>> No.12773301

I found something unusual the other day. At first I really didn't notice it. but there was this distinct sound, almost a yelp.
As I was working I of course went to investigate what it was.
Sure enough, I heard it again.
Coming from the unisex bathroom.
I lean my head up near to the door and listen.
Its heavy breathing and moaning. I realize it is a woman schlicking in there.Since I realize it could be any sort of MG and already have a MG GF I just headed back to work.
About 5 minutes later I see it is a Kikimora maid walking out with a laundry basket going to the laundromat.

>> No.12773305

Which Monster girl would lay the largest egg?

>> No.12773309

>>12773300
I actually like the "fawning wife" bit. That being said, you are entitled to like what you like.

>> No.12773311

>>12773305
Ur mum

I don't actually know

>> No.12773314

>>12773301
After a few minutes have passed and I am sure she has left, I figure I better go clean the place, (Not really my job, but cleanliness is essential for the image) and head in.

The bathroom was the cleanest I had ever seen in in ages.


Should I ban her from using it again, or not?

>> No.12773315

>>12773305

The Kiwi girl

>> No.12773318

>>12773298
Hush, don't let them know.

>> No.12773319

>>12773311
Echidna.

Since they're snakes they lay eggs. And since they can give birth to any monster girl, they can presumably give birth to whichever is the largest species.

>> No.12773323

>>12773319
What the fuck would a Ushi egg look like?

>> No.12773327

>>12773319
>Implying they're not oviparious

>>12773323
Like a plain spider egg that hatches into something terrible like a demonic Kinder Surprise!

>> No.12773330

>>12773319
That actually brings up a weird thought. Would an Echidna lay and egg for a MG that is usually born via live birth? Because a fluffytail coming out of an egg is freaking me out

>> No.12773338

>>12773327
>They don't sell Kinder Surprise in murrica because there could be an Ushi under that delicious chocolate shell
It all makes sense now. Thank you FDA!

>> No.12773341

>>12773251
*gang bang

Also A MG obsessed with anal

>> No.12773345

>>12773284

It was Bollocks, and he's ashamed of it because the faggot has self esteem issues that could penetrate the earth's core. Instead of doing anything productive the little shitstain will procrastinate relentlessly and never bother to use a goddamned thesaurus.

>> No.12773346

>>12773315
My Ornithologist

>> No.12773347

>>12773341

>Spoiler

Elaborate

>> No.12773348
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12773348

>>12773327
>Kinder Surprise
But those things are fucking awesome.
>>12773330
I believe her daughters would be small enough to where live and egg births wouldn't be an issue.

>> No.12773352

>>12773228
>From this day onward you will be my trophy slut.
>I want everyone to see you in the most lavish robes gold can buy, wearing only the most brilliant jewels from my hoard on your fingers.
>The highest of the high class sluts, the one that all the riches in the world can't buy.
>I will make sure my servants feed you only the finest food, and appoint retainers to watch your health and appearance.
>Just so you could be the prettiest slut you can possibly be. How envious all the peasants will be when I show you off like fine jewelry.
>But they will know that pretty face is just my own personal sybian.
>When you smile they'll only think about what kind of expressions you must make while you're lapping up my pussy juice like a wellbred dog.
>And your fellow sluts will sigh, "some boys get all the luck. If only my customers would shower a completely plain and common whore like me in riches."
>But they will live in squalor forever while I fuck my little cumpump's brains out every night.
>My own little Boywhore of Babylon.

>> No.12773354

>>12773341
Didn't we agree that Sandwoman was into anal?
Or was it just facesitting?

>> No.12773356 [DELETED] 

>>12773347
Just like Ghoul is obsessed with blowjobs, this girl would specialize in pleasing you with her ass. When it comes to babies, sure, she uses her vagina. But I wouldn't mind if she could get pregnant for her ass. But, you know, autists.

>> No.12773358

>>12773347
The penis goes into the anus.

>> No.12773361

So what does it take to be a prostitute in MGC?

>> No.12773364

>>12773341
That would be fairy or Dormouse.

Fairy because they stretch like rubber. No pain or tearing now matter how large you are, even without lube.

Dormouse because they dream anything cruel or painful as kind and pleasurable. No matter how rough and violent you are, they'd like it. Wonderland dementia begets super-masochism.

>> No.12773365

>>12773354
I didn't pay to much attention to that particular OC.

>>12773352
N-no! I'm a dom! I would n-never be into something like this!

>> No.12773366

>>12773361
a cock.

>> No.12773367 [DELETED] 

>>12773356
>Birthing the child by pooping
That sounds absolutely absurd.

>> No.12773369

>>12773361
The telemarketers of MGE...

>> No.12773370

>>12773361
A penis.

It helps if you look like jailbait. But every MG likes some variety in men.

>> No.12773372

>>12773364
>super-masochism.

OH my. Is it really masochism if you're not causing pain? Not that I'm a sadist.

>> No.12773374 [DELETED] 

>>12773367
>That sounds absolutely absurd.

Then there most be porn of this out there.

>> No.12773375 [DELETED] 

>>12773356
>>12773358
>>12773354

Intriguing. I'll monitor this.

>> No.12773377

Would a Shirohebi or lamia even need to go to the hospital to lay eggs?

>> No.12773379

>>12773354
It was facesitting.
That, and her raping you to sleep if you don't go to bed already.

>> No.12773380

>>12773372
Well, I guess normal masochists experience pleasure at the same time as the pain. It would depend on if the Dormouse does notice the pain and emotional abuse (but suppresses it like a trauma survivor) or does genuinely have no idea its happening because of the dream.

>> No.12773383

>>12773377
Well according to Britain you don't need to go to the hospital to give birth any more so there they wouldn't.

>> No.12773386 [DELETED] 

>>12773367
What if there's a canal or whatever connecting the dfallopian tunes to the anus and she births from the vagina, while retaining the ability to get pregnant from the ass?

See what you do to people /mgg/? I just want an anal specialist girl, I had never thought about butt babies before.

>> No.12773388

Hellhound daughterus must be an unimaginable pain the ass.

There's literally nothing you can do to make them listen to you. They'd just go on wrecking the house until your waifu gets home from work and puts them in their place.

>> No.12773394

You have been beaten down for too long!

It's time you got some self defence lessons, and to your luck you have found just that class!
But your teacher is The Dragon of DojimaStill take the class?

>> No.12773396

>>12773377
The main reason we need medical attention for birthing is due to tearing from size, and complications (internal bleeding, baby going out the wrong way, umbilical cord getting caught up, etc).

Egg-layers would only have to worry about the tearing thing, none of the other issues. But since these are MGs, and according to KC they find having babies much more pleasurable, we can assume they don't suffer the size problems that human women have.

So basically, all evidence suggests to no, except in the extremely rare case of having an extra large egg (or maybe a loli egg-layer)? But even then mamono magic might take care of it, or just buying a healing potion at the pharmacy.

>> No.12773399

You will never hear the news from your Shirohebi wife she has eggs.
You will never for a brief second thing she meant the ones you get at the store and wanted a feast.
You will never rub her belly to feel the eggs inside her.
You will never be there to hold her egg for the first time, treating it ever so gently worried you will drop it.
You will never catch her when she thinks she is alone reading to the eggs.
You will never watch the eggs with her as they start moving
You will never get the call at work to come home as the eggs are hatching
YOU will never see them hatch and slither out to see you for the first time.
You will never hold several tiny little Shirohebi in your hands.

I better stop now, this isn't good for my depression

>> No.12773400 [DELETED] 

>>12773386
Anal birthing is the huge thing among the trap enthusiasts. Like half to a third of all trap/otonoko (or however its spelled) VNs have that shit. I bet they have a better explanation than we could possibly think of.

>> No.12773404

>>12773388
>literally nothing you can do

Ahem.

>>12773380
Yep, the dream is distorted into a sweet thing, even if you're brutal with her. Anyway, monster can't experience pain from sex anyway, only pleasure.

>You will never hold an MG you recently deflorated to your chest while she gets used to your size.

>> No.12773405

>>12773394
Is Kiryu still running that Orphanage after Yakuza 5?

>> No.12773406

>>12773379
We need art of her.
Preferably as a Desert region MG.
Also Pharaoh, given how much art there is of her worst enemy.

>> No.12773407

>>12773388
>untamable by humans
>would never even consider obeying a male
Just get a monster girl nanny, who goes all "I am no man." on them.

>> No.12773408

>>12773394
>Dragon of Dojima
>Heat moves

Do you even need to ask?

>> No.12773410

>>12773388
>There's literally nothing you can do to make them listen to you
>except threaten them with mom's punishment

>Hellhound daughteru wrecking things
>"Just wait until your mother gets home!"
>Daughteru suddenly wants to behave so you don't get her in trouble
Welcome to being a 1950's housewife, anon.

>> No.12773413
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>>12773400
There are always cloacas.

>> No.12773414 [DELETED] 

>>12773400
I thought traps had uhh hermaphroditic builds penor and vagoo
or is that something else?

>> No.12773419 [DELETED] 

>>12773414

That's futa ya ignoramus

>> No.12773421

>>12773408
You also have to get a sick tattoo.

>> No.12773422 [DELETED] 

>>12773400
Add that to my list of things I never wanted to know.

>> No.12773423 [DELETED] 

>>12773419
I thought Futa just had large Clits

>> No.12773424

>>12773421
No need for the hard sell, I'm in.

>> No.12773426 [DELETED] 

>>12773414
>>12773419
>>12773423
Abort.

>> No.12773428 [DELETED] 

Only in Japan can a trap get preggers.

>> No.12773429

>>12773424
Congrats!

You can now do all of Kiryus moves on monster girls!

>> No.12773431 [DELETED] 

>>12773414
That's futa.

Traps or otokonoko are fully male in terms of sexual parts, but dress, act, and appear (in terms of feminine hands, legs, thin waist, etc) female.

>> No.12773432

>>12773394
Is that the MC from the first game? Only played that one, long ago.

>> No.12773433 [DELETED] 

>>12773423

Trap is a dude that looks like a girl. The old joke about drawing a normal girl but replacing the vagina with a penis applies here.

Futa is a herm.

And that Johnny is the birds and the bees and the faggots speech.

>> No.12773434 [DELETED] 

>>12773426
ABORTED.

>> No.12773437

>>12773429
Sweet, time to become the new boss of MGC.

>> No.12773439

>>12773432
Nigga.

He's Yakuza Jesus.
People have had real Yakuza to evaluate if Kiryu is legit or not

>> No.12773440

>>12773309
>You will never be a fawning husbando to a fawning waifu Dragon.
>Friendly MG Couplings will never visit your cave.
>Your friends will never be utterly disgusted by how lovey-dovey you two are, constantly fawning over each other.

>> No.12773441 [DELETED] 

>>12773431
>otokonoko
Man who dress like girl

>> No.12773456

>>12773440
Plebs are not welcome in my love cave anyways.

"Dear, be a sweety and show these people the fastest way off the mountain."

>> No.12773457 [DELETED] 

This is spring of otokonoko
Very tragic tale of man who drown here 1000 year ago.
Anyone who fall in spring become otokonoko.
So no fall in!

>> No.12773459
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12773459

>>12773399

>waifu has eggs

http://exhentai.org/g/762300/28f506ee9d/

>> No.12773465 [DELETED] 

>>12773400
Like all the crap in MG VNs is a huge thing among the MG community? In my experience trap enthusiasts don't even talk about birth or anything, they just want to fuck a dude in a dress.

>> No.12773467

Shirohebi VS Kikimora
Both are interested in you as a mate.

Whom would you choose?
If neither simply say neither.

Choose wisely!

>> No.12773468

>>12773410
>"But, but, I wanna go out with my friends on Friday! Lisa's having a manhunt for her birthday and everyone from our class is invited!"
>"She even rented out some woods on a nature preserve for us to set the HBs loose in. There's no way I'm gonna miss out on this."
>Now, now, daughter. Listen to your father. He has your best interests in mind.
>Or do I have to break out the belt again?
>"Yes, mom..."

>> No.12773470 [DELETED] 

>>12773465
>a girly dude in a dress

FTFY

>> No.12773472

>>12773467
Kikimora for fluffy cuddles and bully potential,

>> No.12773474 [DELETED] 

>>12773465
It's a recent thing. Like last 5, maybe 10 years its beginning to really trend.

>>12773441
>>12773470
Technically, yes. But that's like saying a MG is "just a human girl with monster parts". In truth, the trend is much more nuanced. Artists tend to hyper-sexualize them in terms of appearance, so that traps are less guys in girl clothes and more extremely feminine boys.

>> No.12773478

>>12773467
Kikimora because maid, also she would call me master.

>> No.12773479
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12773479

>>12773459

Where gonna need more napalm

>> No.12773481 [DELETED] 

>>12773474
I haven't seen anything about it until you mentioned it. I wont ask how you know but I really hope it doesn't become a thing, it just sound horrible.

>> No.12773482

>>12773467
>Miko Fetish vs Maid Fetish

You're tearing my boner apart!

Maid. Kikis are love.

>> No.12773483

>>12773467
Which one of them worships Hathor?

>> No.12773485

>>12773467
Shirohebi. I'm not interested in Kikimoras and the albino snake is one of my favourite monstergirls.

>> No.12773486

>>12773467
Is "Both" an option?
Every time I get close to choosing one or the other I imagine how heartbroken the other one would be and I can't do that.

>> No.12773487

>>12773483
None, both of them worship only you.

>> No.12773489 [DELETED] 

Okay guys, can we stop with the /d/ shit now? This was all masterfully orchestrated by >>12773400 >>12773414, but it doesn't go here.

>> No.12773495

>>12773467
I'm going to be forced into Shirohebi anyway, aren't I?

>turn down Shirohebi
>be cursed/stalked for the rest of your days
>come home one day to find my kikimora waifu's head on a pike, surrounded by an angry mob

>> No.12773496

I am fairly certain Shirohebi can not work for a Hathor temple.
She is Egyptian.
That would be like one working for Ra.

>> No.12773497 [DELETED] 

>>12773489
You're right of course, although no need to pull the paranoid conspiracy route of,

>It's a conspiracy! People actually being curious about stuff outside of MGs?! Obviously troll/bait/samefag.

That said, we should get back on topic.

>> No.12773515

>>12773496

I heard that Charon works for Ra Pun Zel

>> No.12773521

>/mgg/ doesn't celebrate full moons anymore

There could be a lonely monster girl outside RIGHT NOW waiting to receive your seed

>> No.12773526

>>12773521

I was just outside and the only thing I found was hot wings.

>> No.12773534 [SPOILER] 
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12773534

>>12773521
If only.

>> No.12773543

>>12773534
Oh wow, that's the saddest thing i've seen in a while.

Hold me ;_;

>> No.12773546

>>12773543
I'll hold you anon.

Possible alp

>> No.12773550
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12773550

>>12773459
I feel the urge to be ultra edgy at the moment.

Vorjin style.

>> No.12773553

>>12773550
Oh god that looks so bad.

What the fuck DmC

>> No.12773557
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12773557

>>12773550

that's nice.

>> No.12773567

>>12773557
>Secret Journey

Goku best girl.

>> No.12773568

>>12773459
Ugh. Normally I like this guy's art but this was not only gross, but the mermaid design was fucking awful

>> No.12773569

>>12773521
It's getting colder, ara ara Yuki-onnas must be moving in

>> No.12773574

>>12773567
I'm not one for pettanko but

Gojou>Goku >Hakkai

>> No.12773576

>>12773251
Charybdis.

>> No.12773578

>>12773534
Goddamn that image.

Every fucking time.
;_;

>> No.12773581

>>12773576
Nah, I meant a girl that goes around getting fucked by every dick in the vincinity, at once.

>inb4 cucking

She'd only marry the man who impregnates her, and if you want to indulge her, there's doppelganger potions. Happy?

>> No.12773582

>>12773567
>>12773574

all girls best girls.

>> No.12773593

>>12773582
Except that egg laying bitch, right?

>> No.12773610

>>12773521
why wouldn't she just kick my door down

my girl isn't beta

>> No.12773611

>>12773610
Not being beta doesn't mean being inconsiderate. Doors are expensive.

>> No.12773613

You know I just had the weirdest thought

Kikimora are flightless Harpy and canine
Do they live birth, or eggs?
They are warmblooded so this leans me to think live birth.
But harpies leg eggs and are warmblooded.

What do you guys think?

>> No.12773616

>>12773613
They have more human features and wolf features than bird ones, so in all probability most likely normal live births.

>> No.12773623

So I've got stories from over two years ago that I only just now recovered. Three of them are worth showing people but two need editing and one is slightly unfinished.

I'm pretty busy but would like to put out at least one story today. So my question is: what would people prefer? Succubutt, Undine, or SNAKE CLOACA (not really)

>> No.12773624

>>12773613
Whichever one you want them to have until someone asks KC. I'd prefer live birth because preggo maid is great, but it's also be cute to watch her dusting your daughteru's egg.

Still humanoid and wolf beat harpy I think.

>> No.12773625
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>>12773611
Good point.

>Lamia breaks your door down, ready to fuck you til the sun comes up
>"Are you ready for my love, Darli--"
"Excuse me! Fix my door, please!" you say with an upset tone
>"Wh-What?"
"You broke my door. Now either fix it, pay for it, or leave."
>Having no money to bring, she leaves, dejected, and still horny
"That's what I thought. Being in need of a dicking is no excuse for rudeness," you say, mumbling to yourself as you get back to watching your show.
"Bitch."

>> No.12773629

>>12773623
If you just list the monsters, people will vote for their favourite without regards to the actual content. Give at least a one-sentence synopsis at least.

>> No.12773630

>>12773623
Succubut, unless she the soul sucking kind, if so, undine.

>> No.12773631
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12773631

>Nobody remembers Sea Slime.

>> No.12773634

>>12773631
Remove jellyfish

>> No.12773635

>>12773623
Lamia. Black, White, Blue, it doesn't matter.
That or Succubutt.

>> No.12773636

>>12773625
Men avoiding rape by being firm or playing dense is great.

>> No.12773637

>>12773629
I guess, I kinda ruined two of them already by saying what the monsters were.

Succubutt is a corruption story

Undine is... well it's also a corruption story but only because the Undine is a pure elemental (IE not a sexy lady) at the beginning.

Lamia is modern day girlfriend shit but is also the unfinished one. I need to finish the sex and round off the rough ending

>> No.12773641

>>12773631
>implying

Her one greentext is one of my favorites, too bad I seem to have misplaced it.

>> No.12773642

>>12773634
>>12773637
no need to namefag, fella.

>> No.12773643

>>12773637
Well, I do like lamias.

>> No.12773646
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12773646

>>12773637
>corruption

POST BOTH FAGGOT!

>> No.12773649

>>12773642
Thought I was supposed to when posting content

>>12773646
I get the feeling you're going to be disappointed by both of them based on that picture

>> No.12773653
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12773653

You wouldn't wander into the woods during wolf mating season, right?

>> No.12773657

>>12773649
No. You're fine just posting the link anonymously and responding to people who respond to you. No one's going to impersonate you or anything.

>> No.12773658

>>12772195
I don't know how well you've thought this through. Your mantiwaifu came in naked while you have an erection and are playing with your daughteru's pseudovaginas.

>> No.12773661

Guys, I know there's plenty of kiki love already, but when are we going to make an alternate to the poor one who dies in the snow?

>> No.12773665

>>12773661
Please don't remind me of that.

I'm having good times, I don't want dark times.

>> No.12773667

>>12773661
I did
She got scooped up by a kind and gentle man who took her home

>> No.12773671

It was a hearmwarming story of healing
He finds her on the brink of hypothermia and cares for her til she recovers, buys her not only a new outfit, but a handmade broom. and she falls so hard for him.

>> No.12773674

>>12773667
Did you cap it? I'd like to have it.

>> No.12773678
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12773678

What about:
>An Apophis who loves cuddling with the local Pharaoh loli/fellow classmate
>To the point where the Pharaoh girl actively evades her whenever she gets particularly grabby
>If she fails, she has to endure being locked in the lamia's snug coils
>For a good hour
>After all, lamias love the soft feeling of human skin

>> No.12773681

>>12773661
That never happened. Are you listening?

Never. Happened.

>> No.12773683
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12773683

>>12773521
I'm not letting her in this time anon.

I have some important candy to safeguard.

>> No.12773689

>>12773674
I don't see it on this lappy, maybe its on my home PC,

>> No.12773690

>>12773683
>Not wanting to fuck the doe girl.

Missing out anon.

>> No.12773691
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12773691

>>12773631
Ha, found it.

>> No.12773694

>>12773689
Well, whenever you get the chance.

>> No.12773696

>>12773690
>wanting all your goddamn candy stolen
priorities anon

>> No.12773697

>>12773653
I would.

>> No.12773698

>>12773678
That depends. How Ara is the grapesnake in question?

>> No.12773699

>>12773691
Would anyone like to see the two man-o-war ones? I'll delete them if they're a bother.

>> No.12773701

>>12773696
If I have to lose my candy so I can get a qt doe girl waifu, it would be worth it.

>> No.12773704

>>12773699

The one where she becomes an ara ara in an aquarium? Yes please

>> No.12773705
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>>12773698
>"Ara Ara, Maa, Maa."
>With added beauty mark
Pretty Ara.

>> No.12773706

>>12773699
never seen them so bring them

>> No.12773709

>>12773704
I want it.

>> No.12773711
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12773711

>>12773690
Bitch she ate all my Reese's Trees.

Literally like 12 packs of 6 each, I've got to protect this shit, trying to find it for a decent prize is fucking awful.

I'm allergic to chocolate and I still buy Reese's man, I want them more than a night of hard rape that I'll barely remember the latter half of.

>> No.12773714
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12773714

>>12773704
>>12773706
>>12773709
Allright First...

>> No.12773715

>>12773665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugJfjmxOR2I

>> No.12773721
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12773721

>>12773714
...and last.

>> No.12773722

>>12773711
Doe cunt too good to ignore.

>> No.12773725

>>12773721

Bittersweet, like good chocolate.

>> No.12773732

>>12773715
aren't we all Bob... aren't we all...

>> No.12773739
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>> No.12773740

>>12773653
>Breeding sex with the wolves-in-heat!
These niggas know what's up.

>> No.12773742

>>12773715
I know this too well.

>> No.12773743

>>12773739

Based Crayon

>> No.12773744

>>12773739
Crayanon!

Wonderfulness.

>> No.12773747

>>12773739
Crayon fag you are too good for us

>> No.12773750

>>12773739
>Ben Garrison
kek

>> No.12773751

>>12773739
>Crayonanon is back
Oh joy.

>> No.12773753

>>12773739
I was like 1000% you were dead. Based zombiecrayon.

>> No.12773754

>>12773739

>Can i have equal hand-

Equal what?

>> No.12773755
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12773755

>>12773697
>>12773740
Looks like she doesn't want you to leave in the morning.

>> No.12773756

>>12773739
Oh crayon we love you

>> No.12773758

>>12773754
equal handholding maybe?

>> No.12773759

>>12773755
>Wolf girl
>Wolf cunt
>Boob window

Perfect.

>> No.12773761

>>12773754

Equal handholding. Like you've never seen that post before. The satire is spot on.

>> No.12773763
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>>12773739
>Being adom means you want to rap everything

Oaky.

>> No.12773764

>>12773755
I don't have to.

>> No.12773765

>>12773755
Good girl. You deserve a special treat.

>> No.12773767

>>12773763
Wow, I should go to bed.

>> No.12773768

>>12773763
Do you mean to imply you're typing like such a faggot because you're crying so hard?

>> No.12773769

>>12773761

I've seen equal relationship but not hand holding, i missed that.

>> No.12773773

>>12773739
I like femdom guy the best.

You're all entitled to your own opinions, even if they are shit.

>> No.12773774

Hellhound sounds pretty great, honestly.

>> No.12773775

>>12773755
>>12773759
The Cleavage-Window-Sweater meme is glorious.

I want to see it on more MGs.

>> No.12773779

>>12773774
That's because she IS great, anon. Duh.

>> No.12773781
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>>12773759
>>12773764
>>12773765
>>12773775
Seems like you won,t need these shoes for a while.

>> No.12773783

>>12773774
The only thing I don't care for is the "unnatural" grey skin. Much more into brown myself.

>> No.12773784

>>12773739

>Switchfag not wearing a bug helmet
So close to perfection

>> No.12773786

>>12773739
D-daisuki

>> No.12773787

>>12773768
I'm sad you see us that way, and I'm not crying, just sleepy.

>> No.12773788

>>12773775
Cleavage window sweater + black miniskirt
Guaranteed boner?

>> No.12773789

>>12773781
G-g-gimme back my shoes you bully

>> No.12773791

>>12773784
Elaborate.

>>12773783
Did I see you in the comments?

>> No.12773793

>>12773791
What comments?

Also that guy's referring to Kamenfag.

>> No.12773795

>>12773781
She can have em.

As long as I get her panties.

>> No.12773796

>>12773781
Looks like there's a hole in that top of yours. Why don't I take it off for you?

>> No.12773798

>>12773775
Dark Priest did it first. Still

Holst
Troll
Kejouro
Lava Golem

Yes.

>> No.12773802

>>12773793
There was a guy complaining about her color in her wikia page.

>> No.12773803
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>>12773796
There is a non boob window version, too.

>> No.12773804

>>12773784
>>12773793
Because switch is justice?

>> No.12773807
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12773807

>Monster Girls in sweaters

>> No.12773808

>>12773804

Kamenfag used to always interject about switching in dom/sub arguments. Of course he would rant about JUSTICE and KICKS too but he's kind of the posterboy for the switch people.

>> No.12773810
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>>12773807
Of course, anon.

>> No.12773811
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>>12773807
>anubis in a sweater
>"you are aware it's like 110 degrees out here in the desert right"
>hfw

>> No.12773816

Test.

>> No.12773819

>>12773816
it's dying, jim

>> No.12773820

>>12773808
That guy really is a faggot, I'd fight for Deruella just to be the one to shove a broadsword through his face.

>> No.12773821

>>12773803
I think you mean "There's a worse version, too."

>> No.12773822

>>12773811
Sweaty Anubi tittays.
Sweaty Anubis under boobs
Sweaty Anubis armpits.

>> No.12773823

>>12773802
Oh. I still think her personality 10/10 though.

>> No.12773824

all this rib knit sweaters

i love this thread

>> No.12773825

>>12773779
>>12773783
I mean, regardless of being dom/sub, she just loves you and wants to have as much sex with you as possible.

>> No.12773827
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>>12773824
Comfy monster girl time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpU-MEoHjg8

>> No.12773828

>>12773825
>she just loves you and wants to have as much sex with you as possible

But all MGs love you. And most want to fuck your brains out furiously.

>> No.12773830

>>12773828
Manticores don't seem to love you, nor do Dark Elfs.

>> No.12773833

>>12773830
KC world guide, bro. They all love you.

>> No.12773834

>>12773823
I want to dom her because I love a challenge.

>> No.12773836
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12773836

Holstaurus in a sweater serving you freshly made chocolate milk with marshmallows in it

>> No.12773839

>>12773833
Maybe he doesn't subscribe to KC's handwaving.

>> No.12773843

>>12773839

Not him but even the profiles say they love you, just that they might not treat you as a person and certainly not an equal.

>> No.12773846

>>12773839
You do if you're using his designs which are the result of the world setting he created.

>> No.12773848

>>12773839
If we went 100% to the profile no dom girl would love you because KC doesn't have space or foresight to add a "loves you" clause.

>> No.12773851
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12773851

Talking about sweaters. You should go check pixiv. Ton of Touhou / Kancolle / other sweater dumb.

>> No.12773853
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>>12773807

>Monster Girls in sweaters

The best

>> No.12773855
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12773855

>>12773851
>Dumb
I mean dump.

>> No.12773857

>>12773839
It's as bad in the book profiles.

>> No.12773858

>>12773846
>>12773843

>what is headcanon

>> No.12773859

>>12773788
I think tight yoga-pants might work better.

>> No.12773862

>>12773858
No one gives a fuck what your special snowflake 'headcanon' is.

>> No.12773864

>>12773859
Leggings
Yoga pants
Sun dresses
Stockings
Spats
Skintight suits

All are wonderful.

>> No.12773866

>>12773864
You my nigga anon.

>> No.12773867

>>12773862
Ooh, hostile. Besides, I'm talking about that guy, not me.

>> No.12773869

>>12773862
>But it's superior to whatever you believe in!
They don't care if you don't care, they'll keep spamming it anyway.

>> No.12773870
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>>12773864
Yukata, then walking back to your home while holding hands.

>> No.12773876
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12773876

>>12773859
>you will never teach a yoga class filled with MGs
why this

>> No.12773878

>>12773864
Skirts as well,

>> No.12773880

>>12773862
I give a fuck about his headcanon and there is nothing you can say to stop me

>> No.12773881

>>12773846
>>12773869
What about our threadcanons then?

>> No.12773884

>>12773869
Is it headcanon the moment they voice it?

When you speak of it, and it ceases to be just in your head does it not become just another shitty opinion?

>> No.12773888

>>12773864
>Spats
>Skintight suits
Does NOT work on wurms

>> No.12773893

>>12773878
Microskirts and heels
Asymmetrical clothing
Impossible Clothing
Those Onepieces that make a V on the V

Having a clothes fetish is suffering.

>> No.12773894

>>12773880
positive/neutral headcanons are fine. but negative headcanons ("x can't love) insight shitposting and make people angry

>> No.12773896
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12773896

>>12773888
Pats almost only work on humanoid monster girls.

>> No.12773899

>>12773894
incite*

derp

>> No.12773900

>>12773888
Though shit, get a better waifu.

>>12773893
>>12773878
>>12773876
>>12773870
>>12773864
>>12773859
Body stocking>All

>> No.12773901

>>12773896
No sexualizing the Chen

>> No.12773903
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12773903

Wan wan~

>> No.12773904

>>12773894
Who gives a shit, fuck flowers and fuck their happiness.

>> No.12773906
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12773906

>>12773901
Too late anon, too late.

>> No.12773907

So, in MGC I presume that MGs that favor heros beating them in combat (Lizardman/Salamander being the most obvious) would go after guys into sports right?

>Play hockey
>Offense and Defense get all the lizard babes.

>Goalie remains alone in his net.

>> No.12773909

Nyanon, if you're there, when are you going to start today/tonight?

>> No.12773911

>>12773896
>No vulva outline visible through the spats
>no puffy

You have broken the sanctity of spats and now must die.

>> No.12773912

>>12773907

The old joke used to be that they'd stalk people like Olympic medal winners, the pinnacle of men in various fields.

>> No.12773914
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>>12773906
The only thing that bothers me about this is how Ran's tails remain exactly the same despite being in the water.

>> No.12773915

>>12773907
>heroes

That's mainly Lilims and Valkyries, you don't have to be a hero to get one of the more fighty MGs.

>> No.12773916

>>12773906
Man, Ran's tails look so soft.

I wanna touch em

>> No.12773919
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12773919

>>12773911

>> No.12773920

>>12773906
Where's this from?

>> No.12773921

>>12773914
its Yukari, I aint gotta explain shit

>> No.12773924
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12773924

What is this, a Touhou thread?

>> No.12773925

>>12773915
Sorry about that, alchohol and terminology do not mix well but the point stand.

Unless you end up with them fighting gang bangers or challenging dudes to ally fights, they have to turn towards sports.

>> No.12773929

>>12773893
>slide slits
>high leg
>transparent
>microbikini
>blindfold
>ribbons/straps
Muh dick.

>> No.12773930
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12773930

>>12773900
>Body stockings
Oh-ho, anon.

>> No.12773931

>>12773907
I want a MG to force me to challenge her at a sport and beat me humiliatingly like the nerd I am.

And wrap an arm around me, put on a lascivious grin, feel me up a little, and whisper in my ear step it up kouhai

>> No.12773935
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12773935

>>12773920
One of the previews of the new kaleidoscope episode.

>>12773924
Almost all Tohuous are monster girls from Japanese folk lore. Extra monster girl points for beast youkai.

>> No.12773938

So, did the father already die in the Laska remake?

>> No.12773939

MGC Central Admin asked you to attend one of the special singles dinner.
They made sure you were fine with an exotic MG not once but 3 times.
The Kindly older Shirohebi that interviewed you seemed quite trilled you were quite comfortable around most MGs, and gave you enthusiastic motivation.

They set you up for dinner in a place that is a little classier than you are used to.
There are couples everywhere.
Your date arrives.
She is a tall classy elegantly dressed Manticore.
She sits down across from you.

What do you do anon?

>> No.12773940

>>12773930
I want to play the MG version of Fire Emblem.

>no apophis sorceress
>no shirohebi cleric
>no salamander myrmidon
>no amazoness berserker
>no centaur paladin

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>>12773931
>I want a MG to force me to challenge her at a sport and beat me humiliatingly like the nerd I am.

Then, the Touhou onis are just for you. before they kinap you for their drinking party / snuu snuu fest, they will play a game with you. If you win, you will be free to go.

>> No.12773944

>>12773938
not yet

>> No.12773945

>>12773939
Pick out the closest exit and run when she is preoccupied.

>> No.12773947

>>12773939

Unlike some anons I'm not adverse to Manticore, so I don't do any unusual.

>> No.12773948

>>12773939
Do what I always do.

Have a nice conversation and make a good impression but ultimately have nothing more happen because I am shit at picking up subtle romantic queues.

>> No.12773949

>>12773943
>implying I would want to leave

>> No.12773950

>>12773940
Armor knight minotaurs.

>> No.12773951

>>12773906
The 2 best girls.
If I was dating one of them I would so spoil chen
Ice cream time!
New toys!
She would so be my favorite niece.

>> No.12773955

>>12773939

If a Maneater like that is still single at that age, it's because she's a terrible lay that can't even snag a man with venom.

So you know, pretend to go to the bathroom and bail.

>> No.12773956

>>12773909
I'm around, going to start once I get rough for next chapter of Yetinburg finished. Won't have time to proof-read it before tomorrow night though.

>> No.12773960

>>12773940
>Or Centaur/Pegasus girl who wants the Prince, but can't raise any flags to have him

>> No.12773962

>>12773949
There's always the chance you run into an oni with a taste for human flesh

>> No.12773963

>>12773939
Start breathing heavily and stare at her face

>> No.12773965

For those of you who stayed, she is the shy one from the last thread


Good ending.

>> No.12773966
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12773966

>Not challenging your MG of choice to a game of chess
>And beating her ass at it so hard they can't even look at you without feeling embarrassed

Do you guys even game?

>> No.12773967

>>12773965
Good end always best end.

>> No.12773968

>>12773965

Forgot the link

>>12773939

>> No.12773972

>>12773939
I act classy and maintain a high order of modesty and charm her with my superior fine dining repertoire.

>> No.12773975
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12773975

>>12773919
Step it up.

>> No.12773980

>It seems like every time you meet your favorite kind of MG, they prefer shotas
>you get yourself sealed and turn into a shota
>you think to yourself that this will definitely work
>The MGs aren't interested, because you're only a shota in the physical sense
>you're now stuck like this

The reason bad things happen to you, is because you're a dumbass. Don't be this guy.

>> No.12773983

>>12773950
Minotaurs fit well with so many axe wielding classes. God how I wish this was a thing.

>elf sniper
>unicorn valkyrie
>valkyrie hero
>wyvern... wyvern rider I guess? axe-wielding wyvern.
>oni general
>girtabilu assassin
>tanuki trickster
>kitsune sage

>> No.12773985

>>12773939

Your date.

>>12772130

>> No.12773988

>>12773980

>My favourite MG's aren't in to me
Damn it! I'll make them interested in me!

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>>12773975
Ok

>> No.12773991

>>12773980

That's what you get Randal.

>> No.12773993

>>12773980
Why can't I just try acting like a shota? I could try blushing and acting nervous and calling her nee-san if she wanted me to.

>> No.12774008

>>12773956
yaaay

>> No.12774023

>>12773990
>fat vulva
>not puffy
>FAT

Well done.

Here are some good spats. I just hope you don't mind the, mostly human girls.

>> No.12774025

>>12774023
Heh, I'm really out of it. Goodnight /mgg/

http://imgur.com/G5AIw9w,LNZnRzv,sP5CR0D,IHJb7mz,ZWk08lA#0

>> No.12774029

>>12773924

This made me feel bad for a sec, because my reaction would be to stare at Ran too. But Ran is my favorite 2hu. It's only natural.

>> No.12774037
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Spatsune

>> No.12774043
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12774043

I ended up deciding on fixing Undine since it was the one I liked the most and they don't get enough love.
http://pastebin.com/4HDUAV64

If you were on MGU, you might have seen this already. But I saw that there were some of the old ACTUALLY GOOD stories that were on the site in the pastebin which prompted me to try to find this again. Oh and strap in cause it's 14k words.

There's also my succubutt story you could still find there, but I want to fix up a bit before I post it here. I think I'll be able to have my Lamia story complete some time before Christmas and THAT was never posted anywhere.

I need to get back in the writing groove, I am much worse at it now than I was when I originally wrote these.

>> No.12774045

>>12774037
I want to punch her gut

>> No.12774048

>>12773864
Spats. Spats a best.

>>12773870
SPATS UNDER YUKATA.

>> No.12774053

>>12774045
I want to feel her butt

>> No.12774054
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12774054

>>12773808
>I'm apparently the posterboy for switches
Oh wow, didn't expect that to happen.
I'm toning down the whole JUSTICE thing since it seems to bug people though.
>>12773820
I'm honestly flattered anon.

>> No.12774055

>>12774043
Oh I remember this, still think it's great

>> No.12774061

>>12774054
>Dat effect part use
God OOO was a best.

>> No.12774066

>>12773939
Engage her in some gentle banter. See if I can get her to come out of her shell...

>> No.12774072

>>12774061
Is OOO really good?

I'm almost done Fourze and It's pretty good.

I'd like to see how Gentaro would fair in MGC

>> No.12774075

>>12774072
>Gentaro
>Insert chest-pound here
>"You're all my buddies!"
>Harem Glomp
Probably about that well.

As for OOO, it's wonderful. Characters are great, action's great, comedy, drama, story, it's all great. My favorite Kamen Rider series, with Gaim a close second.

>> No.12774078
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>>12774072
OOO is probably my favorite rider series so far.

>> No.12774082
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>>12774075
Don't forget the soundtrack.
And the main theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOEsEmI6X9s
YOU COUNT THE MEDALS 1,2 AND 3

>> No.12774083

>>12774075
He'd probably love a slime girl.

God i wish Aquarius replaced Yuuki, fucking annoying cunt.

>> No.12774084

I think the ultimate question, as far as Kamen Rider and MGs go is this...

Would Tendou's Mary Sue-ness attract, or repel MGs?

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>>12774045
No bullying the kitsunes.

>> No.12774093

>>12774083
>Aquarius replacing Yuuki
I remember during the Gemini Arc, with the whole "Dark replacing the Light". I thought it would've been an interesting plot twist for the "Dark" Yuuki to actually replace the "Light" one, but in the process of assimilating her memories, decided to switch sides, becoming a more mature person overall from the experience.

But of course, that'd be far too much to ask I suppose.
>>12774082
>Soundtrack
>Ta-To-Ba TaToBa Ta-To-Ba!
>LaToraaaaaTa!
>Ga-Ga-Ga-GattaKiriBa!
>Sha-Sha-ShaUTa! Sha-Sha-ShaUTa!
>SaGoZo. SAGOZO!
>TaJaDoruuuuuu.
>PuToTyra-No-SARUS!
God it was fantastic. Every one of them.

>> No.12774095

>>12774084
Depends on if there are other Riders too.

If you showed them Kouta and Kaitou's full overlord fight they'd fucking cum an ocean full of juices.

>> No.12774096

>>12774095
Oh god yes.

Alternatively, what kind of MGs would go for the Hoppers?

>> No.12774097

>>12774091
She's getting womb punched.

>> No.12774099

>>12774097
with your dick? because only high impact sexual violence is the only violence they will tolerate in MGC

>> No.12774100

>>12773943

That bitch is tearing their throats out, fuck

>> No.12774101

>>12774099
No, with my fist.

They'll never catch me alive.
I'll take a shota as a hostage.

>> No.12774110
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>>12774097
Make love, not war.

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12774111

>>12774100
They can take it.

>> No.12774120

>>12774110
>Spats
MUST PLOW DAT ASS.

>> No.12774130

Alright, who is ready for some CYOA?

>> No.12774134

>>12774130
YAY!

Go on good sir.

>> No.12774135

>>12774130
Does it contain a cockney Cheshire Cat?

>> No.12774138

>>12774130
Yay. Are we time skipping, or going right from when you disconnected?

>> No.12774144

>>12774093
>Eiji with three of each set of medals vs. Deruella and the Fallen Maidens
>Who would win?
>>12774095
Don't forget the background music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuYreVA1fF4

>> No.12774145

>>12774130
I AM

no timeskipping pls

>> No.12774152

>>12774111

>They can take it

Take getting my throat ripped out? Pretty sure that leads to death friend

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12774153

This thread is not manly enough.

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>>12774152
Well, they are male oni, so they can take it. You will need to start lifting.

>> No.12774157

>>12774144
God Gaim was pure greatness.

Fuck Micchy though, psycho shithead

>> No.12774159

>>12774157
Micchi has issues.

>> No.12774164
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12774164

Why aren't we funny anymore?

>> No.12774168

>>12774159
He really wanted Mai's V.

So much he murdered his best friend and brother for it.

>> No.12774172

>>12774168
Well, tried to.

The cunt.

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>> No.12774178

>>12774154
>You will need to start lifting.
And drinking. Gotta break your body and your liver to endure what may come.

>> No.12774179

>>12774172
I'm shocked he even helped Micchy out during the final episode.

Mai's big reveal fucking got me so hard near the end, I couldn't believe that it was her all along

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>> No.12774186

>>12774179
Kouta Kazuraba is a better man than any of us.
Or he's somehow denser than harem grade dense.

>> No.12774190

>>12774186
>Implying the super people aren't boning on the monster jungle planet.

>> No.12774192

>>12774186
I aspire to be as good of a man as either Kouta or Gentaro.

Fucking monster juice oceans, Kouta would be husbando'd faster than your eye could see if you showed monsters his fight against Kaito

>> No.12774199

>>12774192
You still haven't seen Eiji.

Eiji a best. Would make a fantastic husbando for any lucky MG.

>> No.12774203

>>12774135
That's going to be in the Egypt area CYOA that is after master anon is over.

>>12774138
No time skip, due to how it was cut off it'd skip weird in the log. And >>12774145 wants to keep going from where it was left off.

http://pastebin.com/1i7P30RA For those that need to catch up!

"Silk is not herself right now, she has been taken over by the bicorn. Once the bicorn is dead she will be back to herself." You tell Himizu, grabbing onto her shoulders so she will listen to you clearly.
The ryu looks confused, but after a few moments nods as she trusts your judgement. She turns towards Silk, still under the branches, and raises a claw up. From it flies a small ball of blue light, moving to the kunoichi and into her.
"She'd be too hard to keep locked up to question. It's a sleeping spell, she'll sleep until I wake her up again." Himizu states, frowning a little. "I'll let you take her to the prison."
You stop her from moving away when she starts to turn.
"The kunai was cursed with 'foreign' magic. You've analyzed bicorn magic before, you should see if you can figure out what it was." You instruct Himizu.
The ryu looks more worried now, nodding and heading away ahead of you. It takes a few minutes to get Silk out of the branches safely, the kunoichi peacefully slumbering as you pick her up over your shoulder and carry her back towards the temple.
The panic that ensued from the attack has wound down by now, word already spreading that Silk had been turned. You take her to the prison, glad the building is large and sturdy enough to hold all those that were caught. Mostly oni,and the ogre. It's tricky getting the kunoichi inside due to the numbers but you manage to do so.
With the assassin taken care of, you have other things you need to be doing. You head for the kitchen, eager to relax and enjoy yourself a bit now that the eyes watching your back are gone.
(continued)

>> No.12774204

>>12774180
Baby, it's cold outside.

>> No.12774205

>>12774199
I think an all out war would break out to get a Kamen Rider husbando.

>> No.12774207

>>12774203

When you arrive, you see a different, older hinezumi and her husband starting on the temple's dinner already. There is a celebration coming, and they're swamped with preparations and work. It may be a good idea to leave them alone to avoid tripping over each other, they are moving constantly and flipping things around like a dance. Even passing knives around. You won't be able to do much in the area of the kitchen they've set aside for you without guidance, but you could still attempt an extravagant meal.

Whatdo master anon?

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>>12774205
Tatakae soon fellow riders.

>> No.12774211

>>12774207
Wait patiently. Better not to fuck up the girl's meals entirely.

>> No.12774215

>>12774210
Oh goddamn that fucker.
He had best imouto though.

>> No.12774217

>>12770614
KC should redraw all of his lolis to be as thick as Zankuro's girls.

>> No.12774220

>>12774207
You mentioned he has no cooking experience beyond making rice. Anyone who votes "attempt an extravagant meal" should be thrown in a mantango field, unless Nyanon will pull a Deus Ex Machina.

While making Ryu a dish would be tempting since that's what she wanted, I'm not sure we should do anything without help if we are as cooking incompetent as Nyanon suggested before.

>> No.12774221

>>12774207
Yes, wait for a while and see. But try getting some of the ingredients and utensils you'll need in the meantime.
If there is a lull in the battle chef couple's dance, ask if there is anyone else who could help you as they seem rather busy. Also, ask for a recipe of some sort. (you may want to get writing materials, as skilled chefs probably have everything memorized)

>> No.12774227

>>12774220
I want to see the protagonist give a small side-dish to Ryu. When she says it tastes good, he leans in to her ear and whispers in a sultry voice, "The secret ingredient is... love <3"

I just can't get enough of teasing the blushing dragon.

>> No.12774256

>>12772737
Trying to catch up on what happened from the last thread and this on.

Praise Hathor!

>> No.12774257

>>12774227
>"The secret ingredient is... love <3"
I was going to write a short story on that...
I gave up because I didn't know where to end with it.

>> No.12774274

>>12774256
Touch the cow.

DO IT NOW.

>> No.12774277

>>12774274
But what if I don't want to touch the cow?

>> No.12774280

>>12774227
>>12774257
>"The secret ingredient is... love <3"

Who's been screwing with this thing?!

>> No.12774282

>>12774277
Cow touches you

>> No.12774286

>>12774280
captainamerica.webm

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>>12774277
Did I stutter?

>> No.12774294

So going by Hellhound's profile, I guess you shouldn't ever expect anything other than vaginal in cowgirl position with her? That's kind of boring. I'd want a bit of variety in my sex life.

>> No.12774297

Who else would want to see their waifu dance like this for them in private?

http://youtu.be/So7FOa4RZQw?t=1m12s

>> No.12774302

>>12774207

You decide it wouldn't be a good idea to get in the way, and retreat to fetch some writing supplies. You return to them and move to your station, trying to gather together the items you think you'll need to make the meal for the three masters. The pair of cooks are precise in their movements, and if it were a combat form you might be stricken with envy.
They finally hit a lull in the frenzy, taking a moment to take a break from their work. You clear your throat to get their attention, and the male chef looks over.
"Ah, Anon! Didn't see you there!" He grins, moving over to your station and tossing a few items back onto their hooks or onto the cutting board at their station, moving around the kitchen and tossing you some things as he moves around. You have trouble catching them all, but manage to do so. He comes back and sets everything down, pushing the paper and charcoal pencil into your hands before going through the process of cooking the dish he's selected for you ahead of time. You have to listen twice to get it all down, the cook repeating it slower while miming the motions as if he could not help himself.
After a bit of instruction, you attempt the simple but flavorful dish. It takes some practice to get it right, and on the fourth try you manage to make something the chef says is 'good enough.' Just in time, as the dinner gong sounds.
(continued)

>> No.12774303

>>12774292

Not doing it

>> No.12774310

>>12774294
And that's when you try and turn the tables.
>Get fed up with having your cock ridden by her pussy all the time.
>Finally work up the strength to, at just the right, lulling moment, flip her over onto all fours.
>Rail her ass from behind for as long as you can.
>Afterwards...
>"Oh, so you wanted my ass huh? And I do kinda like that position...what, you're not done already, are you?"
>"C'mon, I know you've got more in there! At least TRY and make my belly bulge, one way or the other!"
>Get pinned against the wall with her grinding back on your cock with her ass four hours until you finally pass out from being milked by her anus.

I'm liking Hellhounds more by the minute.

>> No.12774311

>>12774302

You plate the dish as you were told and carry it into the main hall. It's a bit more full now, with the higher ranked members of the mercenaries getting their own table inside the hall. Setting the food down, you take your seat and wait for the three to enter.
Toriza comes first, chuffing when she sees you and the food waiting. You are eating something the cooks prepared, as the meal you made is for them. She sits down and begins to eat, seeming to enjoy it as she smiles at you once she tastes it.
Mimita moves in next, running up to you and punching you arm when she gets close.
"Hey, there you are! Where were you! All I heard was that the assassin was caught, and then I couldn't find you anywhere!" She pouts. You point at her plate, and after a couple looks she gets it. "Oh! I thought that you might not do that tonight! Sorry for the punch."
"It's okay, hardly hurt."
She chuckles and gets into her seat, tasting the food and savoring it even as her expression changes around. "It's a bit salty, but not too much. Maybe a bit undercooked." She critiques, smiling and eating it anyways.
Himizu comes in last, looking a bit troubled. She moved to her spot and begins to eat without saying anything, whatever is on her mind is keeping her very distracted.

Whatdo master anon?

>> No.12774315

>>12774297
I'd rather have her do Salma Hayek's dance from From Dusk 'Till Dawn.

>> No.12774316
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>>12774297
I wouldn't mind waking up, finding myself drugged, tied up and lying in a pile of cushions. Being held as a captive audience for an incredibly lewd Lamia belly-dancer who teases me for hours on end with her swinging hips.

>> No.12774319

>>12774311
Well, our course seems obvious.
First, tease the mouse. "Would she have preferred it a bit more on the charcoal side?"

Then, ask Himizu why she looks so troubled.

>> No.12774320

>>12774310
I wouldn't even need many different positions or anything
But a little foreplay wouldn't be bad...

>> No.12774328

>>12774310
The never-ending quest to tame a Hellhound.

>> No.12774330

>>12774311
Clearly, we must give her a side-dish we made made and pull the line mentioned here >>12774227 to both break her brooding mood and to tease the Himizu.

If that doesn't snap her out of her mood, instead tell her that we put a bit of our "spiritual energy" into it

*Then* we can move onto asking her what's wrong.

>> No.12774331

>>12774311
This >>12774319.

>>12774315
>>12774316
my niggas.
pharoah as salma hayek when

>> No.12774333

>>12774294
Welcome to MGE. Outside of some exceptions like Manticore and Dark Elves who have their own fetishes, blowjobs paizuri and vaginal are basically the only forms of sex that exist.

>> No.12774335

>>12774333
This is complete bullshit and I wish it would stop getting posted.

Some things just give me more of a headache than others.

>> No.12774336

>>12774333
>blowjobs paizuri and vaginal
To be fair, if you have all that, what more do you really need? That's more variety than most people have in their sex life.

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>>12774333
GRIN SQUAD, SON.

>> No.12774339

>>12774319
Always tease the mouse.

>> No.12774344

>>12774337
The 3 MG stooges this weekend on MGCTV!

>> No.12774347

>>12774333
It gets more varied if you nail a magic waifu

>> No.12774349

>>12774337
Hellhound face rides you
Manticore uses her tail on your dick

So what does the Cheshire do?

>> No.12774351

I can't believe these threads are still going in /e/

>>>/e/1664818


>>>/e/1698371

>>>/e/1693291

>>>/e/1618536

>> No.12774352

>>12774347
how about if I nail a familiar?

>> No.12774354

>>12774349
Rides your head while you ride hers.

Who loves kitty?

>> No.12774357

>>12774351
>February
Guess that's what happens when you have a porn image dump board that doesn't actually allow porn.

>> No.12774362

>>12774354
get the fuck out

>> No.12774364

>>12774347
What kind of magic would they use?

>> No.12774368

>>12774349
How would the Hellhound get you off while she's sitting on your face though?

>> No.12774371

>>12774362
Thought I was getting into reality warping, cheshire style shenanigans, but it seems I touched a nerve.

Dully noted.

>> No.12774377

>>12774368
She wouldn't

>> No.12774378

>>12774368
I meant that all three of them are fucking you at the same time.

>>12774354
Elaborate

>> No.12774382

>>12774328
>Every time you try something new to get control, she just turns it around and milks you until you pass out.
>You try sticking your dick in her mouth, she just sucks it until you can't come anymore
>You try teasing her breasts, she titfucks you into unconsciousness
>You try tying her down and tease her, the second she comes she breaks her binds and treats you to agonizingly slow and gentle sex that lasts for a full day or two.
>All with that smug grin.
Hellhound is sounding better and better every minute.

>> No.12774383

>>12774344
>Manticore, Cheshire and Hellhound standing in a dark alleyway.
>"Remember numbskulls." Manticore says "This guy who walks through here on the way home is really hot. So no screw-ups."
>"Who's screwing?" Asks Cheshire
>"C'mere" Manticore replies
>The Cheshire Cat leans in and the Manticore gives a sharp tug on her ears.
>"Shut up." The Manticore states.
>Sure enough the man walks in and stops dead in his tracks at the sight of them.
>"Hey handsome." Manticore says in a sultry tone. "We're here to escort you to our 'bachelorette pad', whether you like it or not, so just come quie-"
>Hellhound leaps onto the man and tears off his clothes and starts riding.
>"Dammit Hellhound you numbskull!" Manticore shouts. "We're supposed to get him someplace safe BEFORE we rape him."
>"I didn't mean to!" The Hellhound replies with a shrug.

>> No.12774388

>>12774378
Was going for that old notion of her using her powers to split herself so she could ravage you in more ways than one, but since it's the three of them all at once, then that changes things.

Looks like it's time for some stimulation around the extremities.

>> No.12774392

>>12774388
Like fluffy paws rubbing you all over?

>> No.12774393

>>12774335
The mostly human ones use their hand and feet as well, and Kejourou uses her hair. But I can't think of any others. Care to enlighten me?

>> No.12774398

>>12774393
You can't possibly be this bland, boring, and unimaginative.

All MGs use everything they've got for the sake of pleasure. Develop some goddamn creativity why don't you.

>> No.12774404

>>12774392
Fluffy paws, ballplay, rimjob, any other sensual licking. Perhaps some bizarre combination of everything, including using her powers to swap places with the other two in an instant (tailpussy warping into a cheshire BJ, for example)

>> No.12774407

>>12774404
That'd be interesting. Rough cat tongue all over your balls and darting in your butt.

Only thing that makes me slightly queasy about rimming is, well - it's licking the asshole. I don't think I'd be able to kiss her afterwards.

>> No.12774410

>>12773811
but deserts are fucking cold at night

>> No.12774414

>>12774297
Huh, so I guess that's how Laika got all that glo paint all over herself.

>> No.12774416

>>12774398
But most of them have bodies mostly unfit to give pleasure, outside of their parts identical to a human's.

>> No.12774417

>>12774414
>Laika

>> No.12774418

>>12774349
She's fucking invisible and your face is being ridden. You have no idea what she's up to.

>> No.12774419

>>12774416
That's your opinion faggot.

>> No.12774420

>>12774388
Same anon as >>12774362 here

thanks for clarifying, I'm just so used to replying to futacat I didn't read the whole thing. this is actually not so bad

>> No.12774425

>>12774419
KC seems to agree with it.

>> No.12774427

>>12774311

"Would you have liked it more on the charcoal side?" You joke, grinning at Mimita. She just sneers at you for a second, going back to enjoying the food with glee.
You look at Himizu next, the ryu still brooding and lost in her thoughts. You pass her the side dish with your focus, making her flinch and sit up straight to look at you.
"Oh! Uhm... thanks." She smiles a tad, it going away as she takes the side and tries one of the small meat buns after dipping it into the sauce. "It's good."
"The secret ingredient is love." You whisper into her ear using your magic, Himizu's face going red as she nearly spits the food out but stops herself.
"G-geeez! Don't do that at the table..." She pouts, Mimita looking between you two before giving your leg a quick kick as she pretends nothing is going wrong.
"What are you brooding about? Is it about the curse?" You ask.
Himizu takes a moment to respond, slouching back in her seat. "Well... I guess it is. I figured out what it was. Everyone is here, right?" Himizu asks, looking at the tables in the room before nodding. She stands up and lifts herself as high as she could stand, taking a deep breath. She seems to be making an announcement, although she is still nervous.
"Attention everyone!" She calls out, magic making it boom through the room.
(continued)

>> No.12774430

>>12774398
>All MGs use everything they've got for the sake of pleasure.
What about really implausible stupid shit like hoofjobs, Gnome handjobs or Glacies footjobs?

>> No.12774432

>>12774427

It takes a minute for everyone to turn her attention to her, but everyone has their eyes on her. She struggles a bit but speaks again with the same magically loud voice.
"I've had a curse put onto me. I won't have longer than two weeks before it overtakes me and I won't be of sound mind! We'll be attacking the warlord's fortress, as the curse will allow me to track down the source! But first, there is an important preparation to be done by everyone!"
She waits a moment, though you are not sure why.
"Everyone needs to get married as soon as possible! The bicorn cannot overtake the female mind if they have a husband! The male energy repels it! You all have a week, only those women that are married can join the attack!"
She sits down again after, whining as she covers her face to hide the red color. "I'm not used to doing thaaaat..."
Toriza and Mimita are looking as surprised as you are, Mimita speaking up first.
"So, are you serious?" She asks.
"Why wouldn't I be?" Himizu asks, pouting as she goes back to eating. There is a chatter and a bit of a ruckus going on in the hall now thanks to the announcement. "It applies to me too... spirit energy would break the curse, but there's only one person that I'd accept marriage with." She looks at you sheepishly for a moment.
Mimita looks at you and then at Himizu, frowning a bit before eating the food a bit faster.
"You should cook more for me Anon, this is great!" Mimita grins, standing up with a scowl when Toriza slides her chair right up next to yours. "Hey!"
The jinko just chuffs as she sits next to you, getting a second helping of the food you made. Well, things are going to get more heated now.

Whatdo master anon?

>> No.12774434

>>12774430
My friend, you must be new to the intertubes. You see, there is this thing called Rule 34...

2nd last Vandis game did hoofjobs, actually

>> No.12774437

>>12774425
Go read all of the material thoroughly, and then bait harder.

>>12774430
>Implying Gnome Handjobs are not the finest of handy-Js.
I recall one day where we had an in-depth discussion as to how best she could use them, and her elemental skills. Including one guy who had apparently once used loam to masturbate weighed in. That was weird.

As for hoofs, MAMONO MANA.
As for the glacies, not sure you could call her "Spike" a foot anyway. Maybe you could rub up against the side of it, or she could just form some additional ice into a proper foot shape.

>> No.12774438
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>>12774418
>Invisible rape

>Walking down the streets with a friend, talking.
>All of a sudden you feel something hit you in the face and clamp on.
>It feels like your face is buried in some girl's lavender-scented crotch.
>You gasp for air and grope at the invisible thighs.
>You hear a loud purring.
>Your friend looks at you strangely.
>"Haha. Come on Anon, quit messing around."
>You fall to the ground and feel a pair of furry paws hands make their way into your pants.
>You moan as your member as stroked.
>People start to gather around.
>"Is he a mime?"
>"Should we uh, call an ambulance."
>"Did someone hear a cat just meow?"

>> No.12774442

>>12774432
Make a "joke" about taking all three of them as your wives. See how they take it.

>> No.12774447

>>12774437
>getting your dick rubbed with rocks
>finest handjob
excuse me?

>> No.12774448

>>12774432
A time limit, great. Just great.
Well, at least we know we were right about the kunai. Seriously, NTR Knives, patent pending.

As for what we do now, I still lean more towards Mimita, but perhaps for now, it would be best to excuse ourselves from the situation.

That way when we go to bed tonight, we'll get to see what each girl does in the night to try and "Convince" us. Night time ecchi-seduction antics, go!

>> No.12774451

>>12774432
Aww shit, things are going to get AMPED UP.

Tonight, we may need to sleep with all three of them. Not because harem route, but because we can't go a whole weeks sleeping with one eye open, and you can't trust any one MG not to take advantage if you sleep with her for protection.

>>12774442
Oh snap. Would that work? I mean, marrying multiple girls to grant immunity? Probably not, but better ask Ryu, just in case. Only semi-seriously. I agree with this anon.

>> No.12774454 [DELETED] 

>>12774447
I'm not going through this whole discussion again. If you've got shit taste, that's your problem.

Try going in the archive and look up "Gnome Handjob" or something, maybe you'll come across that old chat.

>> No.12774461

>>12774437
>tfw someone actually drew a Gnome handjob but the face looks so awful it's impossible to fap to

>> No.12774463

>>12774461
This is true of like, 70% of MGE Fanart.

>> No.12774464

>>12774447
I think her hands are more like clay than rock.

>> No.12774468

>>12774432
Finish your food, ask mimita if salty and undercooked is now the new "great" (tease her). Then do this >>12774448.

>>12774434
good god, seriously?

>> No.12774473
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12774473

>>12774438
Why are Cheshires so lewd?

>> No.12774474

>>12774437
>Including one guy who had apparently once used loam to masturbate weighed in.
You rang?

>> No.12774485

>>12774463
But this one looks especially terrible
http://i.imgur.com/E4hBVRRl.jpg

>> No.12774487

>>12774473
It's the lavender scent I tell you!

>> No.12774489

>>12774474
Well okay then.

>>12774485
That's...not actually that bad. I thought you were talking about a different one. That one just has a different art style than plain ol'anime-ish. Kinda looks more like a cartoony video game, like Kameo or Jak or something.

>> No.12774492

>>12774485
That looks painful

>> No.12774494

>>12774487
>Lavender
That's supposed to be a relaxing scent. Jasmine or sandalwood or go home.

on that note, what would you're MG waifu smell like? You know, outside of the usual womanly smells.

>> No.12774496

>>12774494
Like a bitch in heat

>> No.12774502

>>12774494
Well Onis have a slight scent of Sake.

Tanukis smell like a crisp dollar bill.

And Anubis' smell like sand, sun and slave tears.

>> No.12774503

>>12774494
I'm sure dragons smell of gold.

>> No.12774506

>>12774485
That's actually pretty decent. I only really dislike her having lipstick. Doesn't fit her at all.

>> No.12774510

>>12774502
>Tanukis smell like a crisp dollar bill.
I do actually like that smell.

Too bad lava golem and hellhound smell like brimstone though.

>> No.12774513

>>12774432

"It's too bad that one man couldn't marry multiple, we'd have that many more to attack the fortress with." You joke. It gets you a stink eye from Mimita as she moves her chair over next to you as well. "Is undercooked and salty that great?" You ask her.
Mimita kicks your leg lightly, frowning a bit from the comment. "You shouldn't joke about that! You're almost sounding like YOU want a bicorn!" Mimita huffs.
Himizu sighs and looks straight at you, also frowning.
"I don't think it would work, but that's just a guess. The marriage ceremony to bind two people's fates only works with two people as well. We're not going to force you to choose, you'll be safe even if you don't. Well, from the magic... because you're male. You know what I mean!" Himizu pouts, trying to finish off her food.
You stand up then, apologizing for the bad joke. You excuse yourself, having to pick up Mimita's chair and move it to the side to get out that way, taking your food with you. The three watch you leave the hall, going back to eating what you made in an almost competitive manner to get the most out of it.
Himizu didn't mention that if you didn't choose, you'd be the only master in the attack. You know it'll be like that. For now, you have a chance to think of what sort of tests you can do with the three. Or prepare traps and defenses for your room.

Whatdo master anon?

>>12774494
Dormouse would smell like sugary syrup.

>> No.12774514

>>12774485
I can't tell if that would feel good or not.

>> No.12774521

>>12774513
Leave the room completely undefended tonight!

That shall be the ultimate test. Yes.

>> No.12774525

>>12774513
>smell like sugary syrup
Too sweet for me. You can keep all of them.

>> No.12774530

>>12774503
Dragons smell like burning resin and tar. Which is fucking great.

>> No.12774533

>>12774485
Those are big hands.

>> No.12774535

>>12774513
Probably safest bet is sleeping with all three.

Sleeping solo is too dangerous in a temple filled with MGs who want a husband very soon. Sleeping with one will protect you from others, but not from the one you're sleeping with. Sleeping with more than one will protect you from others, and they'll stop one another from taking advantage. It's the safest bet.

>> No.12774536

>>12774513
Leave your room undefended. The girls will be more than enough "defense."

if the girls end up quietly tussling for the best place on your futon in the middle of the night, use serene ryu to make them start accidentally groping each other. Then, pretend to wake up and say, "I didn't know you girls were into that."

wouldn't dormice smell of creamy filling?

>> No.12774546

>>12774513
>>12774525
>>12774536

Probably incense or scented candles. Why? Well, you know, those super-relaxing incenses, the kind you use to put people to sleep? I bet she emits that naturally.

>> No.12774547

>>12774525
Sounds good to me.

>>12774536
Both.

>> No.12774548

>>12774513
This>>12774536, this so much.

>> No.12774551

>>12774535
I think that most of the other girls in the temple know the three Masters are gunning for you, and won't get in their way.

Rather, by sleeping "Alone", and undefended, when those Masters try and sneak in and do...who knows what to us, it'll allow us to gain further insight into their feelings. And also lewd antics.

>> No.12774553

>>12774533
4u
>not liking big monster girl hands

>> No.12774557

>>12774535
>>12774536

>whynotboth.jpg

Let them fight it out -- but if things get TOO out of hand, wake up angrily and then invite them all to sleep with you before going back to bed. Otherwise things might escalate, wake everyone up, and get someone hurt.

>> No.12774583

>>12774368
>How would the Hellhound get you off
She doesn't. You get HER off.

>> No.12774593

>>12774546
>Super cuddly
>Smell like pillow mist or somesuch
>Always down to fuck
OLEV

>> No.12774594

>>12774583
I want a hellhound to squirt glowing pussy juice from her blazing cunt onto my face

>> No.12774595

>>12774594
Bitchboys...

>> No.12774597

>>12774583
Not even a quick pawjob? She doesn't seem like the kind of girl who'd leave you blueballed.

>> No.12774598

>>12774595
>NoFunAllowed.jpg
this from a maledom/switch

>> No.12774599

Would you rather have bitchboi or snugglesluts?

>> No.12774602

>>12774597
I want .less or Monorus to draw a Hellhound facesitting pawjob.
One of those two because they upload their stuff on Pixiv and KC always comments on MGE art posted on Pixiv

>> No.12774603

>>12774597
There's a Manticore and a Cheshire there to do that.
>>12774598
Don't get your panties in a knot bitch, I'm like you.

>> No.12774606

>>12774599
>have
Not much I can do with a bitch boy. At least a cuddle slut might be female.

>> No.12774609

>>12774606
>wanting yuri
Is this what /hbg/ has become?

>> No.12774613

>>12774513

You decide not to set up any traps to get in the way, they wouldn't hold the three off more than a few seconds. The three do not bother you at all even as you head to bed and dim the lights, and for a minute you think you will sleep soundly.
It's not even five minutes into your attempt to sleep when you hear a loud chuff right above you. You feign sleep, but it gets hard when you feel Toriza wrapping you in your blanket and picking you up over her shoulder.
"Hey!"
That was Mimita's voice. You're suddenly being carried very fast, Toriza having to dodge around the rat as Mimita attempts to steal you from her. Toriza manages to escape from her somehow, and runs into the hall with you still grasped firmly by a paw keeping you on her shoulder. You keep faking sleep as the pursuit keeps going, the tiger and rat meeting again when Mimita cuts Toriza off. They spar again, Toriza dropping you when Mimita managed to land a surprising kick to her stomach. She starts to drag you away, but Toriza picks the both of you up and tries to shake Mimita off of your legs.
"There you are! Let him g-go!" You hear Himizu call. The pair stop, before running off together to escape the ryu who keeps yelling at them to stop. She isn't losing ground even when you get outside, in fact she's gaining it. That obstacle course must have helped her agility a lot more than you thought.
This doesn't change the fact you're being carried around like some sort of prize now.

Whatdo master anon?

>> No.12774614

>>12774594
Would her cuntdrippings have the consistancy of magma?

>> No.12774615

>>12774609
Am I no longer male in this poorly explained situation? I never knew.

>> No.12774618

>>12774615
Alp-chan, I know you're confused. But it's okay now.

>> No.12774619

>>12774613
Tell everyone that sleep is imperative and this kind of shenanigans is unbecoming of girls their age.
...let's all go back to our room and sleep in The Pile.

>> No.12774621

>>12774614
Considering magma is like rock-molasses it'd be pretty weird

>>12774595
>Not wanting a physically superior woman to have her way with you
C'mon why are you here?

>> No.12774622
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12774622

>>12774618
Does this mean I get to BE the cuddle slut?!

>> No.12774623

>>12774613
Chuff-napping. My heart.

I'm kind of curious to see where this goes, as in, will she outright try to rape you or just get down and propose to you, or try to talk you into marrying her?

Let's keep up the charade for now.

>> No.12774626

>>12774621
Lava Golem apparently feels really good so...

>> No.12774627

>>12774613
Let this go on for a short time longer. See where it goes, what sort of comments may arise.

Then, feign "Waking up", demand to know what's going on, what they thought they were doing, wrapping you up and carrying you around, and then finish with >>12774619

>> No.12774628
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12774628

>"Anon, can you bring an umbrella to block the sun, my tails are getting tired"

>> No.12774630

>>12774613
Hey, don't forget this >>12774536
Trip mimi and tori so himi has enough time to catch up first though.

>> No.12774631

>>12774621
>why are you here
Again, I'm not disagreeing or saying there's anything unpleasant or unappealing about that. Don't get your bitchboy-panties in a knot over perceived insults, I don't need SJW Lizardmen tipping their bonnets at me.
>>12774622
Yes Alp-chan. Yes it does.

>> No.12774635

>>12774628
Is that a rubber duck?

>> No.12774637

>>12774623
This. And then >>12774619 if she tries to forcefully lock us into the Tiger route. Otherwise, let's see what she does.

>> No.12774638

>>12774635
What if it is? Not that it isn't though.

>> No.12774639

>MGE will never have a beast girl without paws
suffering

>> No.12774640

>>12774628

Yes, as long as you don't eat my liver, and let me pet that fluffy tail

>> No.12774642

>>12774638
>What if it is?
That would be adorable. Because she'd be comfortable enough around me not to be ashamed of keeping Ducky around.

>> No.12774643

>>12774639
>MGE will never have a beast girl without paws
So kitsune don't count or...?

Literally the only difference between them any every single other beast monster is the lack of paws

>> No.12774645

>>12774628
I hope we finally get a Swimsuit Ahri skin this summer.

>> No.12774647

>>12774643
I actually totally forgot about them. Shit.
Well nevermind then. Still, just one more wouldn't hurt.

>> No.12774648

>>12774628
>Tails aren't the same color has her hair
It sucks and I hate it

>> No.12774649

>>12774647
Mantis. Bad memory?

>> No.12774651

>>12774649
Bugs aren't beasts.

>> No.12774653

>>12774513
>only works with two people as well
welp we're fucked, gg

>> No.12774654

>>12774649
>beastmen

>> No.12774655
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12774655

>>12774648

It's a Kumiho

>> No.12774656

>>12774649
That's an insect. I'm talking specifically about the "beastman" family.

>> No.12774658

>>12774292
I will if he won't!

>> No.12774659

Hellhound mashes your face into her burning snatch and makes you eat her out long and hard.

If you do well enough she'll howl with delight and fill your mouth and throat with her scorching nectar, and may even give you a pawjob for your troubles.

>> No.12774661

>>12774655
I don't care what it is

>> No.12774664

>>12774659
>pawjob
I'd rather not, thank you

>> No.12774665

>>12774655
doesn't matter, had snu-snu

>> No.12774666

>>12774649
Mantis is kind of worse, having two torsos.

I mean, I guess centaurs do to, but she effectively has a mantis torso as a tail. A torso for a tail. Always bothered the hell out of me. What the heck is in that thing, anyways?

>> No.12774667

>>12774659
I need no reward for pleasing a magnificent beast like her.

>> No.12774668

>>12774659
If I've got severe burns in my throat from hellhound juices I don't want a pawjob, I want a doctor

>> No.12774672

>>12774668
Wuss.

>> No.12774675

Would you go hunt woolly mammoths with a young and inexperienced Dragonette who only left her mother's lair a week ago?

>> No.12774677

>>12774672
With burns like that you probably wouldn't be feeling any pleasure anyway.

>> No.12774678

>>12774675
Yes. Oh yes, I would.

>> No.12774679

>>12774675
Depends. Is this like pokemon where regular animals cease to exist and are replaced by analogous versions? Because killing Mammoth girls might be a bit too much.

>> No.12774680

>>12774668
There are no burns.

Just very hot girlcum. Thick and tangy, with maybe a hint of brimstone.

>> No.12774681

>>12774656
>>12774654
>Insects aren't counted as beasts
Fine, fine. You've still got the holst and centaur families though. A beastman without the paws isn't really much different from 10% though, right? If you look at it that way there are a few more options.

>> No.12774684

>>12774679
I said woolly mammoth, not Mammoth Girl.

>> No.12774685

>>12774681
Centaurs are even worse. And Holst has those ugly hooves. I prefer my cows looking like this. >>12774292

>> No.12774688

>>12774659
Sounds fantasic.

>> No.12774691

Anyone have the Hathor cowgirl pick they could post? I'm trying to draw the CC kikimora, and like half the people voted for hathor-health!, but I realized I don't have the hathor pic on this computer.

So, plz post it.

>> No.12774692

>>12774685
>he hates big paws, he hates all insects, he hates all centaurs, he hates Holstaurs and likely minotaurs
Get the fuck out you flaming faggot, we like monster girls here.

>> No.12774693
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12774693

>>12774691
Yahallo!

>> No.12774694

>>12774685
Also, standard 10% usually gets the appearance right, but I still want them to have the monster girl behavior, rather than just being humans with animal ears and a tail. That's the important part.

>> No.12774696

>>12774694
>he wants a human girl, but wants her to act like a monster
Succuslut is your waifu then.

>> No.12774699

>>12774692
>Continuing to respond to the shitty, Monster-Hating Bait.
Why.

>> No.12774701

>>12774699
Its 3am and I have nothing better to do.

>> No.12774702

>>12774685
Then you've got dormouse, tanuki, and probably selkie too.

>>12774694
This is getting specific and typically contradictory as well, Anon. Adjust your standards or go fap to some cosplay.

>> No.12774703

>>12774692
Where did I say I hated insects? I like MGE's insects for the most part.
And nobody here likes centaurs or people who like centaurs, and all the cowgirls that get posted here are a lot less monstrous than MGE's holstaurus and minotaur. So why are you accusing me?

>> No.12774705

>>12774693
Thanks.

Man, hitting the fine line between curvy-health and chubby is a lot harder than I thought. I needed the pic to help me get a better picture in my head.

By the way, the vote was 2/3rds in favour of giving CC Kikimora the sharper, femme fatale eyes rather than the rounder, motherly eyes.

But I realized I forgot to ask for opinions on her facial expression. Anyone have any preferences? I was thinking something like, "Oh my, now what will I do with you?" slightly haughty look to match her eyes. Still open to suggestions, though.

>> No.12774707

>>12774703
Bait harder faggot.

>> No.12774717

>>12774701
Study for finals, maybe?
Shit, never mind, I should be doing that.

>> No.12774723

>>12774703
>all the cowgirls that get posted here are a lot less monstrous than MGE's holstaurus and minotaur.
Uh...
>>12774693 >>12770536

Tunnelvision is a hell of a thing. I daresay the hoof version is pretty much standard around here. You'll have to understand if others get upset that you're after a set of ears and a little animal acting in a monstergirl thread. You're basically one step away from liking elves and nothing else.

>> No.12774734

>>12774723
>tfw leg man
>tfw furry legs and hooves kill my boner harder than anything else

>> No.12774736

>>12774734
>Leg man
Then go date an arachne ya fag.

>> No.12774737

>>12774734
It's okay, man. You can always have a nice succubus or elf. Or an arachne. Those have even MORE leg to love.

>> No.12774744

>>12774736
>>12774737
Spider legs aren't sexy.

>> No.12774747

>>12774659
>A hellhound in heat will never hug you close to her while riding you like a bull.
>She'll never violate your mouth with her tongue while she does it.
My boner is sad.

>> No.12774750

>>12774613

You decide to keep the charade going. You keep feigning sleep, but use your focus to see what is going on. You've been taken out into the gardens, and Himizu is trailing behind Toriza and Mimita. You trip Toriza up to see what happens, the Jinko catching herself on her paw. It gives Himizu the time she needs.
You're yanked from Torriza's grip hard, and are pulled into the coils of the ryu. She holds you behind her as the pair charge her and attempt to overwhelm the ryu with quick attacks and attempts at you.
"Anon mine." Toriza growls, getting up right next to you but getting thrown off by the ryu's magic. Mimita takes the chance to throw some dirt at Himizu's eyes, but the ryu blows it away before it can impair her vision.
"No, he's mine! I'm not giving him up! I'll never find someone else like him!" Mimita yells, managing to give Himizu a good headbutt. You get released from the coils when it stuns her, the rat jumping down to try and drag you away. Toriza returns and stops her, but can't manage to reclaim you as Mimita defends her prize. Neither takes you away as Himizu regains her senses, picking them both up and flinging them away to land in the far off hot springs.
With the competition out of the way, Himizu picks you up again but in her arms this time. She hugs you against herself as she moves away with you, so you decide now is a good time to 'wake up.'
"What's going on?" You ask. You're dropped as Himizu stops, face red as she panics. She stumbles over her words as you stare up at her from the floor, sitting up in the blanket wrapping you.
(continued)

>> No.12774751

>>12774666
Mantis girl has a mantis abdomin, realbugs have all their legs connected to their thorax

>> No.12774753

>>12774750

"Uhm... th-this is... I wanted... you see... my room..." She stammers and pauses, whining and hiding her face.
By this time the soaking wet pair come running, stopping in their tracks when they see you're awake. Well, Toriza does. Mimita keeps going and jumps on you, hugging you protectively even as it gets the blankets wet.
"You're not hurt, right?! Come on, lets get back to your room!" Mimita frowns, trying to unwrap you.
"Why am I wrapped up and so far from it?" You ask, trying not to glance at Toriza as she plays innocent.
"Toriza thought she would just take you somewhere on her own! I did try to stop her." Himizu huffs. "Though, I kind of did want to sleep in your bed tonight." She admits.
"I see. If you all want to do that, you'll need to share then." You suggest. Mimita frowns some more, huffing again. "Fine... but they need to get the extra bedding they need."
"Th-that'll work, I'll be right back!" Himizu exclaims, retreating from the situation. Toriza nods and moves towards her room to fetch her own bedding as well.
Mimita gets off you next, frowning at you a bit before running off. "I'll get mine, they're dry!"
She did get your own blanket wet. Can't sleep in that. You get out of it and stand up, but by the time you've gotten back to the room the three are already there fighting over who gets to sleep in what place and whose futon gets to be the one you rest on. You hide behind the doorway for a minute, seeing them pushing on each other while arguing in a manner too rapid and noisy to make much out. Seeing a chance, you trip up Toriza, who falls onto Himizu's back as the ryu squeals in surprise. Mimita lets out her own squeal when the rat ends up on the bottom of the stack, and you walk in right at that moment.
(continued again)

>> No.12774754

>>12774744
Look at him! Look at him and laugh!

But seriously, what do you even like? Your choices are so ridiculously limited.

>> No.12774757

>>12774753

"Oh... I didn't know you girls were like that." You tease, Mimita just frowning a bit while Himizu's face flushes red. Toriza just gets up, moving over to you to push you inside your own room and down onto her futon.
"Hey, he's going to lay on mine!" Mimita huffs, rolling you onto her own before you can react to the first push. You're pulled onto the third one by magic, Himizu plopping down on your side and hugging you tight.
"N-no, he's going to sleep in this one! It's a new one!"
They may need a middle man here.

Whatdo master anon?

>> No.12774761

>>12774717
>implying I'm not a neet.

>> No.12774763

>>12774757
I vote for Mimita's bedroll!

She didn't attempt to steal us away.
She stated her intent to take us back to our room rather than to her own.
And she was the first to be actively concerned for us upon our "Awakening".

Rat a best. Sleep with and cuddle the rat!

>> No.12774765

>>12774757
Get your own bedroll.
Unless theres none left.
IN that case Toriza, she asked first

>> No.12774768

>>12774757

Rat stole your bedroll the other day. Tiger stole... you. Go with Himizu just to be fair. She's not as aggressive as the others so she usually gets less time with you.

>> No.12774771

>>12774754
I just like every part of the female body too much to enjoy seeing them replaced with animal features, but I do like wild "monstrous" personalities and behavior.
Besides, isn't that what you're supposed to like monster girls for, rather than the animal body parts?

>> No.12774772

>>12774765
>>12774757
This, but pile up instead

>> No.12774774

>>12774757
Himizu. But, try to think up a reason for it.
I'm sorry anons, I just love the dragons.

>> No.12774780

>>12774774
actually use this reasoning please >>12774768

>> No.12774781

>>12774757
Have a quiz to see who will sleep with you

>> No.12774783

>>12774781
"Whoever can first tell me what my semen tastes like will win."

Clever, anon. Very clever.

>> No.12774784

>>12774757
Mimita. I want Mimita to win.

>> No.12774789

>>12774771
>Besides, isn't that what you're supposed to like monster girls for, rather than the animal body parts?
It's really more of a contrast thing; the animal bits make the whole package more exotic, kind of unusual. In that sense you do need to like the animal parts. When all you're really into as far as physical changes go is a set of ears or a tail you may as well not even bother with monstergirls. You're just attracted to aggressive girls at that point, and if that's the case you'd probably be better off with a tangential fetish that doesn't go as far physically. You've gotta at least be able to deal with a few things being swapped out, at least sometimes.

>> No.12774790

>>12774757
Also, make sure they're all allowed to sleep in one room together, but that anyone whoever makes a lot of noise or fights loses the right to stay.

That way you won't have constant break-and-enters and scuffles in your room all night for the next week.

>> No.12774797

>>12774693
>Legs aren't digitigrade
Gross

>> No.12774801

>>12774789
>It's really more of a contrast thing; the animal bits make the whole package more exotic, kind of unusual. In that sense you do need to like the animal parts.
If that's supposed to be the main appeal, why does MGE for instance force guys to find the animal parts themselves attractive and even sexy?

>> No.12774803

>>12774757
Tiger

>> No.12774808

>>12774801
>Force
>Implying that if you were having tons of sex with an otherwise pretty girls, you wouldn't start finding even things you previously thought of as "Ugly" or "Flawed" to be beautiful.
>MAMONO MANA or not.

>> No.12774811

>>12774757
Chuff

>> No.12774812

>>12774801
Because some of those being "married" aren't into MG, but the setting forces them to be happy with it whether they like it or not. They do like it eventually, of course, because they're forced to, but...

Anyway, that's an in-world thing, as readers we do tend to appreciate the animal parts. That's why you see us bitching about too few monstrous traits more often than too many, and the latter is usual because the girl is going full furry.

>> No.12774813

>>12774808
If I got repeatedly raped by a spider girl I'd probably grow more attracted to her human half over time but I still wouldn't want to fuck the spider half.

>> No.12774815
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12774815

Quiz time, anons: Why would a wolfu choose you instead of someone else?

>> No.12774816

>>12774812
But where do you draw the line? Where does "appreciating" go too far?

>> No.12774817

>>12774815
Fuck if I know, I spend my whole day touching cows.

>> No.12774821

>>12774757
Tiger

>> No.12774822

>>12774815
you were closest.

>> No.12774824

>>12774816
>But where do you draw the line? Where does "appreciating" go too far?
That is an ongoing and intensely personal debate. It's really more about execution than percentages as well, so it's hard to quantify. I'm actually kind of a vanilla fag in comparison to some of what we see here, but even I wouldn't throw a fit over a pair of hooves or a little fur in unobtrusive places.

>> No.12774828

>>12774815
She wouldn't.
And that makes me sad.

>Will never have a qt Egyptian Wolfu
Well, maybe if she saw how pathetic I am, it'd trigger her autism, and make her want to improve me...

>> No.12774829

>>12774824
I wasn't really talking about percentages or designs, but HOW you "appreciate" the exotic features. If you start experiencing genuine arousal from them, is that over the line? Or where else do you place your limits?

>> No.12774831

>>12774817
You smell like beef, that one's easy.

>>12774815
I don't know why she would. You'd need to be the rough and tumble outdoorsy/athletic sort to make a good husbando for a werewolf and I'm not well qualified.

>> No.12774833

>>12774757
Kind of even here, so compromise ho!

You tell the three to calm down, getting their attention as you stand up out of Himizu's grasp.
"If you're all going to stay in my room there will be some ground rules. Anybody that fights or makes noise has to leave for the night. Positions will be first come first serve each night, starting from when I've settled in. Get up, I'm going to take care of the futon issue."
They move out of the way as you organize the futons, laying them right against each other before putting your pillow down in the middle of one of the ones on the edge. You think it's Toriza's. You take your blanket and lay down, covering yourself with it. Immediately, you feel the dragon take your left side and the tiger take your right. Under their arms and on your chest however, is Mimita who is laying on you with a coy grin while she uses you as a futon.
"Looks like I get the best spot! It pays to be small sometimes." Mimita giggles, nestling in on top of you and hugging you as best as she can around your chest. You can feel the envy coming from both sides of you, but the lamp is out.
Toriza manages to pull you in closer to her though, ending up with your head against her chest as she clings to you and chuffs right above your head. It's a bit hard to get to sleep with that chest pushing into your head, but at least the three are quiet now. You drift off to sleep amidst the three different heartbeats.

You wake up feeling much less cluttered. The rat and the ryu are gone for now as the morning is starting, but Toriza is still sleeping where she was last night with her paws holding you tight with your head in her chest. You could stay here a while, but breakfast will be soon. You may be late if Toriza wakes up alone with you, if she tries something. Mimita wouldn't like her meal getting cold.

Whatdo master anon?

I have a feeling someone was sameposting tiger after the first rush, please don't.

>> No.12774835

>>12774829
>Not wanting big meaty paws all over your dick
>Not wanting fluffy tailjobs
>Not wanting to press your face into a manticore's neck ruff and breathe deep

Quit being afraid to love your monster waifu.

>> No.12774840

>>12774833
Gently wake up tiger

>> No.12774841

>>12774833
>Rat snuggling up on your chest.

Mimita a best, why do people still deny this?

Anyway, wake up Toriza so you both can head to breakfast.

>> No.12774842

>>12774835
I don't even like monster girls, I was just curious how others liked them

>> No.12774843

>>12774833
>Mouse not taking advantage of your morning wood.

That's so uncharacteristic of her. Bet the Ryu foiled her plans.

But keep sleeping. I want to see if Tiger is just the state-at-you-while-you-sleep light yandere, or if she's more aggressive when alone. We can stop her if it goes too far, though.

>> No.12774844
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>>12774842
Why are you even here

>> No.12774845

>>12774841
>Mimita a best
But shes the opposite of best

>> No.12774847

>>12774829
In my case appreciating the animal parts themselves is generally limited to what can be done with them rather than appearances. Lamia hugs? Yes. Tail pussy? Marvelous. Beyond that, so long as they don't get in the way of the rest of the cute girl or better yet somehow serve to enhance those human portions we can talk.

>> No.12774849

>>12774833
Wake her up with a kiss

>> No.12774850

>>12774847
>not finding lamia or kitsune tails pretty
>not thinking big fluffy paws are cute

>> No.12774851

>>12774833
gently rub her ears and give her a quiet good morning. if she refuses to get up and let go, motorboat her

>> No.12774853

>>12774835
>Not wanting to press your face into a manticore's neck ruff and breathe deep
that just reminded me of that really creepy pseudo daughteru-dicking with serious bestiality undertones with that loli sphinx in that escape from monstergirl city thing

>> No.12774854

>>12774849
>>12774851

C'mon, aren't you guys curious about what she would do if given the opportunity? See >>12774843 , although I expect he meant "stare" not "state"?

>> No.12774856

>>12774854
It's very tempting, but you do have obligations for breakfast

>> No.12774860
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12774860

>>12774853
>Creepy
>Daughteru dicking
I think you've lost your way, friend.

>> No.12774861

>>12774856
You were kidnapped last night, I think we have leeway for a few minutes extra sleep.

Plus, with them vying for your attention, I don't think they'll complain if you skip out on duties. Hell, they'll fight for the chance to do them for you.

>> No.12774862

>>12774833
>I have a feeling someone was sameposting tiger

I've been getting this vibe hard for the past couple of threads. Glad you noticed it, too.

Wake her up and get some chow.

>> No.12774863

>>12774847
>so long as they don't get in the way of the rest of the cute girl or better yet somehow serve to enhance those human portions
I feel similarly but I also think that the human portions enhance the monster ones. Human portion makes the monster parts attractive, and the monster parts make her look more exotic, and the contrast makes the human portion stand out more.

>> No.12774869

>>12774860
It wasn't the daughteru dicking that was creepy, but how he dicked her
Wrapping his arms around her lion half, burying his face in her fur and breathing in deep? Yuck. He might as well just fuck a regular lion if he likes her animal half so much.

>> No.12774871

>>12774833
just sleep in a little bit to see what she'll do to you. if she takes more than a few minutes then you can get up.

>> No.12774872

>>12774850
Kitsune tails are cute, but so are tails on normal dogs and I wouldn't bone a dog. The fact that the tails are attached to the girl just makes the whole package better; it's not like I see just the tails and go "I wanna fuck that."

Paws and lamia tails don't do anything for me as far as appearances go, but they don't get in the way of appreciating the girl in any sense, either. In the case of lamias the monster bits do some neat things too, so that's a perk.

>>12774863
Yeah, there is a synergy there.

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12774875

>>12774869
How else are you going to dick a sphinx?

>> No.12774877

>>12774815
She wouldn't, I'm a solitary guy and wolves are all about family.

>> No.12774880

>>12774877
Actually, oddly enough, KC's world guidebook says that just as a MG changes to suit the man's desires, so does a man's (when he begins to incubize) changes to suit the MG. Not sure if this is purely physical or includes behaviour, though.

>> No.12774883

>>12774877
That's why she'd want to start a family with you. Maybe.

>>12774828
>>12774831
Wolfus can be indoorsy types, too. Wearing glasses and staying up into the early hours playing video games, wearing nothing but a cheap pair of panties and a loose-fitting t-shirt.

>> No.12774885

>>12774875
Not like that

>> No.12774891
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>>12774885
What's wrong with slamming a sphinx from behind, grabbing onto her fuzzy flanks for leverage?

It's not a lion, anon. It's a sphinx.

>> No.12774893

>>12774851
okay, wait a bit like >>12774851 said. but if she doesn't wake up, or if she tries to go to far, or if it would be funny, motorboat her

>> No.12774894

>>12774875
Insert penis
Thrust
Watch her enjoying herself
I'd certainly not focus on her animal half like in that story

>> No.12774903

>>12774883
>Indoorsy
>Glasses
>Late -> Early Video Game sessions
>Nothing but some cheap cotton panties and a loose t-shirt

ANON YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT HURT MORE. ;_;

>> No.12774904

>>12774891
See
>>12774894
What you described is fine
The guy in the CYOA just went really overboard, the human part is still supposed to be the appealing one, even if your dick is inside the animal half
It's like if a girl jerked you off with an onahole and you just looked at the onahole instead of her, who the fuck does that

>> No.12774906

>>12774883
>Wolfus can be indoorsy types, too.
Not if we're talking about anything remotely resembling the profiles. Yeah yeah, those are only the general case, blah blah blah, but if all you talk about are the fringe cases that question becomes no more meaningful than "why would a human choose you instead of someone else?" The werewolf no longer has anything to do with it.

>> No.12774911

>>12774880
I'd say physical, in order to please her better. If mamono man would try to rob me of me, like with Sabbath and liking only lolis, I'm taking the express exit.

Though I wouldn't mind having a wolfu family.

>> No.12774912

>>12774904
This is a fair point.

I'm all for dicking a Sphinx's lion pussy, petting her furry lower-half, all that good stuff, but don't just ignore the human bits. That's just rude.

Even on a normal girl, would you focus on just one part all the time? No, you've got to admire and enjoy the whole package.

>> No.12774915

>>12774875

That Sphinx looks pretty cute.

10/10 Would pet head.

>> No.12774917

>>12774815
i wonder if MGs can sense if people are attracted to them even if they dont show it

>> No.12774919

>>12774917
They can probably smell the attraction in your MANA.

>> No.12774921

>>12774894
>>12774904
How boring. Why have a monstergirl at all if you don't want the complete package and all it has to offer?

>>12774906
>profiles
Fuck KC's stupid ass lore. His designs are great, but everything else is horseshit.

In my opinion, creatures with human intellect are capable of being, well, anything in terms on personality and characteristics. It allows for subby manticores and shut-in wolves, much to the dismay of some, but I'm fine with it.

>> No.12774922

>>12774912
>Even on a normal girl, would you focus on just one part all the time?
I don't think that'd be too unusual actually. The trick is that with a human girl every bit is human so you can't NOT appreciate the human parts and it's not weird. You can ignore the human bits by focusing on the wrong part of a sphinx though.

>> No.12774923

>>12774917
Well, many social animals and people can read small "tells" in terms of hand and eye movements, as well as posture, tone, etc. Not hard to imagine MGs could do the same.

If you mean telepathically, I fucking hope not. You know how hard it is to control your thoughts as a guy? Heh, prepare for possessive yandere all day, every day. Enjoy your basement prison.

>> No.12774924

>>12774911
Monster girls warp your tastes and preferences to fit her better too.
If you wanna be with some lizard but you're chronically lazy and can't stay motivated to train with her, she'll change that. If you don't find her exotic festures attractive, she'll fix that too.

>> No.12774925

>>12774893
whoops, meant to say like >>12774854

>> No.12774928

>>12774921
>Fuck KC's stupid ass lore.
One of the few things in this thread I can 100% agree with, mother fucker didn't invent monstergirls.

>> No.12774930

Give me some line art.

I need to do something.


Wan.

>> No.12774933

>>12774912
Well, it's not like he ignored them. He focused mostly on her human half at first, and then got really into her fluffy lower half towards the end, I think.

>> No.12774935

>>12774930
Actually working on the CC Kikimora right now, but I don't expect to be done until at least tomorrow. Maybe go look at .Less's imgur. Like three quarters of his art is uncoloured.

>> No.12774937

wannabe writer here, what story would people like to see?

>> No.12774938

>>12774833

Well, you won't get out of this grip without waking her up, so you may as well wake her yourself. You manage to reach up to her head to start to rub her ears with your fingers, getting some chuffs out of her as she squeezes you tighter in her sleep. You keep going however, and she eventually wakes up as her hold on you loosens. At least for a moment. Once she realizes what you're doing she squeezes you extra tight as you retreat your hands. She slides down and gets her face next to yours, smiling as she stays in the bed with you.
"Good morning Toriza." You smile and give her a quick kiss, surprising the tiger. She takes a moment, but then gets a small grin and predatory look in her eyes.
Toriza rolls over on top of you and gives you a longer kiss as she holds your head still with a paw, chuffing as she does so. After a good half minute she finally sits up, chuffs not stopping.
"Good morning Anon." She replies, standing up and yawning as she moves away to go get herself dressed before breakfast.
Well. That was exciting.
You get up and compose yourself, getting some fresh clothing on before heading out of your room and towards breakfast in the hall, the gong sounding as you travel. On the way you see a pair of students try to sneak out of their room without being noticed, looking surprised when you're there. You just tell them to be better at checking for threats and continue on your way.
You reach the breakfast room and find Himizu missing, but the other two are there. Both are smiling smugly as you walk up and sit down, though this time Sen is joining you for the meal with her own happy grin.
(continued)

>> No.12774939

>>12774921
The keyword here is "complete package"
Nothing wrong with enjoying her whole body, but ignoring one aspect of a monster girl in favor of another can go both ways.

>> No.12774940

>>12774921
>>12774928
>Fuck KC's stupid ass lore.
I think what people get mad at isn't so much KC's lore, so much as the fags who are always, "B-But muh profiles!" and never think creatively outside of that.

I love all of KC's stuff personally.
But I know he's not the Be-All-End-All of MG Content, far from it. My favorite, sure, but definitely more out there.

>> No.12774941

>>12774938
[chuff intensifies]

>> No.12774942

>>12774933
Don't forget he buttfucked the sphinx as well.

Then the salamander rode him while ahegaoing like crazy as the sphinx face sat him.

>> No.12774944

>>12774924
Mind control a shit.

>> No.12774945

>>12774937
Recap anon had an entire list of good MG-related ideas collected from the threads, that needed a writer or artist. Maybe you could find the link to that

>> No.12774948

>>12774938

"Hey there Anon! Want to tell me what these two are so happy about?" Sen asks, watching as the two slide their chairs right up next to yours again. "Looks like you have two suitors, huh?"
"Three, the ryu wants him too! Come on anon, I tried making a nice sauce to put onto the fish today!" Himizu smiles, using her chopsticks to pick up a piece of the slightly charred fish to feed to you. You eat it, and find that it does taste a lot better. She must have gotten up early to practice cooking more.
Before you can tell Mimita that it's good, Toriza gives you a kiss on the head. Mimita looks at her with jealousy, huffing a bit.
"I'm still going to be the first to get a kiss from his lips!" She states.
Well, she's wrong about that. You should probably tell her that, it's not like either were your initiative.

Whatdo master anon?

>>12774937
Dormouse smut.
Wait, that's just me. Mostly.

>> No.12774951

>>12774921
>It allows for subby manticores and shut-in wolves
It does and that's not a bad thing at all, but I already explained why the idea is bad for a question like the one presented. If you ask a general question like that and completely ignore the general case while answering and there's no point. Consider the following:

>"Your brake lines have been cut and you're going to drive off a cliff, what are your last thoughts?"
>"Pff, the mob is after me so I always check the undercarriage of my car for bombs and tampering before I start it. I just fucking stop."
That is what happens when you deviate that far from the standard. Like it or not, KC is ours.

>> No.12774953

>>12774912
Why does the thought of filling a sphinx's lionpussy with my cum excite me so damn much?

>> No.12774955

>>12774953
Puzzling, isn't it?

>> No.12774956

>>12774951
>Standard
>KC
Yeah, nah.

>>12774953
Lionpussy is hot and ribbed.

>> No.12774957

>>12774948
Eat breakfast whilst chatting then go train

>> No.12774959

>>12774948
>Himizu
Think you meant Mimita there.

Anyway, compliment Mimita's dish once again, and then inform her, gently as can be, that Toriza did already take that chance too when she was the last to be left alone with you.

I hope it encourages her to take a kiss for herself. If not, we should give her one on our own to be fair.

>> No.12774960

>>12774942
>facesitting with animal pussy
I'm going to need a barf bag

>> No.12774961

>>12774948
>Mimita being jealous about first kiss.
>The other day she wet-humped you into orgasm.

Oh silly Mouse.

Also, Nyanon, what?
>Kiss...it's not like either were your initiative.
>You smile and give her a quick kiss

>> No.12774963

>>12774948
>>12774957
Also shower after training

>> No.12774964

>>12774959
Yep, damn brain.

>> No.12774965
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>>12774960
No throwing up in the lionpussy, please.

>> No.12774966

>>12774956
I don't think it's that, although it's obviously a nice bonus
But sphinx girls like >>12774875 just turn me on like crazy

>> No.12774967

>>12774921
Also, it's not as though KC's profiles are even end-alls within their own canon. They're explicitly generalizations of a species with vast amounts of room for variation.

Some people just lack this thing, what's it called? Oh yeah. An imagination.

>> No.12774969

That faggot from /v/ is at it again. That guy need to get his ass beat.

>> No.12774970

Sphinx is in centaur territory, anything more than 2 legs is sketchy. Third legs are fine upon verification and monobodies are fantastic.

>> No.12774971

>>12774948
Sleep sex and surprise knocking up are a top-tier fetish, my brother from another mother. You're not alone.

>> No.12774975

>>12774957
Yeah, siege is coming up soon

>> No.12774977
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>>12774921
>>12774928
>>12774940
>>12774951
I like KC's lore.

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>>12774966
I agree.

I loathe horsepussy, but I'd pump a sphinx' womb full of my seed with pleasure.

>> No.12774981

>>12774948
Don't say anything to refute her, but only to give Tori a chance to brag (however concise her boasting may be)

>> No.12774984

>>12774981
Yes

>> No.12774985

>>12774970
So

bipeds>quadrupeds

Yeah, I agree.

>> No.12774988

>>12774965
That sphinx has a human pussy though.

>> No.12774990

>>12774977
As do I buddy.

>> No.12774995

>>12774948
Rat dry humped us before, no clue what she would do if she was really jealous, so keep quiet, eat the food, and then go train.

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>>12774977
That's fine.
Just don't tell people to not like things that deviate from his stuff.

>> No.12774998

>>12774948
Tell Mimi the truth, it's not like she hasn't already beaten tiger (not for Anon's heart, but she did give him intercrural sex while smothering him with her body).

>> No.12775004

>>12774979
I hate centaurs too, not because of the horse pussy but because I simply find horses ugly.
But I find that the girl upper body+lion lower body+wings makes for a very pleasing whole, with a kind of elegance, yet playfulness that centaurs cannot match. Depending on the breed a centaur is either going to look crude or just plain grotesque.

>> No.12775006

>>12774998
OH yeah her favor, tell the truth

>> No.12775007

>>12774996
>don't let people tell you he is a hack and all his shit except the art sucks

FTFY

>> No.12775010

>>12774995
>>12774998
Technically speaking, sex isn't always penetration (e.g., handjobs). So she's already had actual sex with us in the strictest sense of the word.

The only way to one-up that would be to go for full penetrative sex which due to the curse, means anal. That, or getting actually married. Let the games begin.

>> No.12775013

Is anyone else tired of this Harem Route garbage? I just want to cuddle the rat.

I hope next CYOA, Harem Route is outlawed. One or nothin'.

>> No.12775015

>>12775010
>"cursed" to have anal sex

I regret not taking part in this one.

Not really, I'm sure one of you fags will fuck it up, if you haven't already.

>> No.12775016

>>12774979
But which parts of her do you actually find genuinely sexy?

>> No.12775019

>>12775013
It's good as outlawed in this one. We can try to go for it, but will face dire consequences if we do so.

>> No.12775020

>>12774948
>>12775006
Shit, the favor, might as well tell the truth

>> No.12775023

>>12775019
It's strongly discouraged, but not fully outlawed. Both Himizu's reply and Nyanon's own words this, not that it's absolutely impossible.

>> No.12775025

>>12775013
Monogamy fags pls go. Night is our time, take your vanilla forced monogamy bullshit elsewhere.

>> No.12775027
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>>12775016
The whole.

She's more appealing because of lionpussy, and the lionpussy is appealing because of her.

>>12775015
Well, anal is kinky and can be really fun, but there's always... the mess.

Fortunately in MG land their colons are always squeaky clean and ready to receive cocks. Also no tearing, bleeding, or other 'fun' downsides to anal.

>> No.12775029

>>12775023
>You're sounding like you want to be just like the Warlord we're trying to stop...

Yeah. Definitely a good idea.

>> No.12775032

>>12775023
He said acquiring a harem would be difficult as performing the moon landing with a calculator and would be inadvisable even if we did it

>> No.12775033

>>12775013
I don't mind harem route, as long as every girl gets attention and is happy, but if possible I would prefer omnibus instead.

>> No.12775034

>>12775029
>warlord is actually you from the future
deepest lore

>> No.12775035

>>12775029
Think of it more like power rangers, or transformers. The more you have to combine power with, the better you get.

Also, there can be benevolent dictators.

>> No.12775037

>>12775027
Well duh, preparation for anal is a pain in the ass. No pun.

>> No.12775042

>>12775037
>Implying in MG-land, particularly a temple with ninjistu and herbalists and stuff, that it wouldn't be easy to get a hold of some sort of plant oil.

>> No.12775045

>>12775042
The point

Your head

>> No.12775046

>>12774948

You avoid the topic for the moment, not wanting her to get angry right away. Well, she'd most likely get jealous. You compliment her cooking again with a smile, eating it with a smile.
"Hm... I don't know what Toriza is grinning about over there, did something happen when we left you two?" Mimita asks. You almost answer, but Toriza does for you.
"Got a kiss. Long one." She brags with her smile staying on her face.
Mimita stares at Toriza for a long moment, taking a bit before looking at you with a confused look.
"Is that true?" She asks. You can't really lie here.
"Yes, though I only gave her a peck first. Himizu got one when she taught me healing." You answer her.
Mimita's face gets very jealous as she hears this, face turning a bit red. Sen tells her to calm down, waving her over to whisper something. Mimita perks up when she hears the idea, getting a nice grin on her face. She heads back to her seat and sits right next to you.
"Alright, that's fine. But I want my own! So we're going to be training you today! Me and Sen!"
What do those two have planned for you now? You wait for Mimita to explain it as she eats her food a bit before continuing.
"The goal is for me to get my kiss! We'll try to wear you down and restrain you so I can get it, but if you want to give up then that'll be it. Well, you'll still be tied up... I could play with you more, since I won't be tired if you give up." Mimita explains, "This training might not last long, huh? What do you think?"
You're done eating by now, so you'll need to train somehow today anyways. You do only have a week till the assault. Toriza is listening carefully too however, waiting for the answer as much as Mimita is.

Whatdo master anon?

I was going to make harems normal in the egypt area CYOA due to 10:1 Female:Male ratio, good or bad idea?

>> No.12775048

>>12775037

Only thing tighter than a sphinx' lionpussy is her ass.

Also, all MGs are able to have anal orgasms. And her soppy cunt will always provide enough lubrication. Or perhaps their butts are pre-lubed.

>> No.12775049

>>12774937
Something with Kejourou or Pharaoh, pick one.

>> No.12775052

>>12775046
Egypt CYOA:
Good idea. Only because people are conditioned to think harem end = bad end, so it'll be interesting to see what happens in a setting where it's the opposite/norm.

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>>12775048
>pre-lubeb butt

>> No.12775056

>>12775046
Do the training but get Toriza and Himizu to join as well

>> No.12775057

>>12775046
>Spoiler
pls no.
I just want to romance an Anubis without such complications.

Anyway, I say go along with it, and tease her plenty all the way, saying something like you're not sure if it'll last too long yourself, and that maybe there should be a Plan B to continue training after a kiss.

>> No.12775061

>>12775046
Wait, so she's going to edge you until you give in or what?

Harems in the Egypt CYOA seems okay to me.

>> No.12775062

>>12775052
>Conditioned to think Harem End = Bad End
What kind of bizarre-Earth do you come from?

Harem End is the vast majority of the time considered the Best End.
I think it'd be a Bad End in this CYOA though, and I'd rather not have one in the next either. But I guess that's just me.

>> No.12775063

>>12775057
There was that one Anubis CYOA long ago. I remember something about a part 2 sometime. Wonder if it'll ever happen?

>> No.12775065

>>12775057
If it's a monogomy setting with multiple girls, your odds of getting a vanilla Anubis romance end are pretty low actually, depending on the number of girls.

At least with harem setting, you can get some romance rather than win versus lose.

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>>12774815

An outdoor type wolf wouldn't. I'm a lazy nerd who spends his time indoors on the internet and playing video games.
An indoor type probably would like me, on the other hand.

But personally I like the idea of being kidnapped by an excitable, athletic wolfu and being made to live a peaceful and relaxing life in the countryside as her househusband.

>> No.12775069

>>12775046
Yeah, not really fair to play "winner gets a kiss" but only have one of the love interests playing. It's rigged and she knows it. Gotta be all or none.

>> No.12775070

>>12775046
>>12775056
This. But actually take training seriously since the siege is coming up

>> No.12775071

>>12775065
I'd rather try for it than have to settle for just "One of many".

Man, longer these CYOAs go on, more I develop the attitude that Harems a Shit.

>> No.12775073

>>12775070
If you want them to take it seriously, maybe we should up the odds to more than just a peck. I mean, since Tiger already got one, and Mouse already had non-penetrative sex with you.

>> No.12775074

>>12775046
>>12775070
I agree with this. Also:

>spoiler
If you can make it work where all the girls are appreciated, go for it.
Otherwise, I'd rather one-on-one.

>> No.12775076

>>12773467
Impossible to choose.

>> No.12775079

>>12775073
Clearly, there is only one option.

The Anal Cup! A three-way tournament for the D.

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>>12775068
You know, fantasies of being claimed by wolfus and saved from a life of drudgery are kinda common around here.

I have to say, it wouldn't be bad. God knows I'd probably have a lot less stress without constantly getting irritated by games. Getting out and exercising with her would probably do wonders for my health.

Not to mention having someone to cherish and love me back would certainly help me. ;_;

>> No.12775081

>>12775071
>develop the attitude that Harems a Shit
Maybe it stems from the idea that Harem End is kind of the easy way out, in a sense, and that with it comes the fact that the love is spread too thin amongst the girls.

That's my take on it, anyway.

>> No.12775082

>>12775046
Good idea. Fuck like an Egyptian.

>> No.12775083

>>12775081
Yeah, that sounds about right.

>> No.12775084

>>12775081
At this point, it's just leftover /a/ bitterness. Anti haremfags go to hell.

>> No.12775085

>>12775063
>Anubis CYOA
I wish I could've been here for it.

At least I was around for Lego Anubis. I'll always have that to brighten my day, and warm my heart.

>> No.12775093

>>12775084
>Xfags go to hell
Don't be too quick to say things like that. It starts arguments, after all.

>> No.12775094

>>12775081
It is kind of challenging though, for the writer I mean, to have a harem end. It may mean, depending on the character dynamics, sacrificing some logic and somewhat forcing things to happen. Well done harem ends are unfortunately far and few between. The concept is with good intentions but the implementation doesn't often turn out that well.

>> No.12775096

>>12775071

>The longer these CYOAs go on
Tell me about it. The current CYOA seems to have gone on for weeks. At this rate it'll be longer than Anonymoose's work.

>> No.12775101

>>12775096
I don't mind that so much. I rather look forward to it in fact. And this one won't take much longer, now that Nyanon's set an End-Point for it.

Rather, I just meant "The longer it goes by that there are CYOAs that always seem to get pushed towards a harem end."

>> No.12775105

>>12775093
I stand by my statement.

>> No.12775106

>>12775105
Harem lover here, even I think that's shitposting. It's no one's place to tell others what they *must* enjoy.

>> No.12775107

>>12775081
But anon, what if it's like a VN where you have to WORK to get a Harem End? That'll make it sweet.

>> No.12775111

>>12775107
Okay, in that circumstance, you have a point. But in a setting where, for example, every decision regarding a girl has a "BOUNCE THEM TITTIES" option, that's where it becomes inane.

>> No.12775113

>>12775107
I wanted to comment on that actually.

In the case of a VN, the Harem End is often considered "Best End" because you work hard for it, and it's considered a nice bonus more than anything because you get to see all the girls worshipping you in a pervy end scene.

But when is the Harem End ever actually an "End"? It's a perverted bonus as a reward for playing the game in a particular way. The Harem End is never actually a "True End" or anything approaching such.

It's an extra, and never actually has any kind of interactions between you and the girls in a "Relationship", or any real kinds of emotions like in a singular Couple Ending.

At least, from what I've seen.

>> No.12775115

>>12775113
Start researching then, let us know what you discover.

https://vndb.org/g434

>> No.12775116

>>12775115
That'd just tell me what games have a Harem End.

Not which ones count the Harem End as the "True End" and have continuing characterization and interactions within the Harem.

>> No.12775118

>>12775116
Anon, that's not research. Read the fucking VNs and let us know what turns up. I just gave you that list to help you out. Ingrate. Where is your scientific curiosity? Cave Johnson would be rolling in his grave if he hadn't transplanted his consciousness inside a computer.

>> No.12775119

>>12775115
>>12775116
And then I found this tag and ponder it might be closer to what I intend.
https://vndb.org/g1017
>First game on the list
>Eiyuu Senki GOLD
I really should play that game.

>> No.12775121

>>12775027
Would you cum on her fluffy lion belly?

>> No.12775123

>>12775119
>Eiyuu Senki GOLD
Dayum!

>> No.12775125

>>12775046

You say that it's a bad idea, you are preparing for the siege and you need to train seriously. If Toriza and Mimita get to join in, then you'll do it. It's only fair, but you're fine upping the ante.
"Oh? So, you'll be fine with something better?" Mimita asks, grinning up at you. "That would make it very competitive. We can work out the details later, but for noooow." She grins, getting out of her chair and crawling up onto you. The extra weight of her getting on sends you both to the ground, but Mimita holds on and pushes her lips against yours to take her kiss from you. She holds it for a long time before stopping, giving you a small kiss after before bouncing up.
"We'll work it out in the sparring hall until Himizu is done finding that fortress, she'll want in too. We'll need to give her a handicap..." Mimita started to ponder, walking off and leaving you on the ground with Toriza looking at her with a jealous look as Sen leaves the main hall herself.
This coming training exercise is going to feel like you'll be wearing raw meat among a pack of hungry wolves.

Going to leave it here tonight, need some sleep for work.

Next round will have to wait till maybe wednsday night, more likely thursday night. Have a lot of long, late evening shifts at work this week.
Glad my harem allowing plans for Egypt CYOA are liked. Still need to come up with an end point. And a lot of the plot, don't want it too close to Trader anon.

>> No.12775126

>>12775106
When the fuck did I say you can't be monogamous? My point is the harem detractors should stop telling people to STOP LIKING HAREMS! Are blind about all the monogamy or bust that goes around here?

>> No.12775127

>>12775121
I'd rather cum in her, but I suppose I could if she wanted.

Then, of course, I'd help her clean up after.

>> No.12775128

>>12775126
*are you blind

>> No.12775130

>>12775125
>Spoiler
>Harem already a-go?
Meh...one of these nights, I'd like to be able to dream of cuddling an Anubis. It'd be a nice way to brighten up my dreary winter.

Fun as always Nyanon, looking forward to the next round.

>> No.12775131

>>12775126
I'm not saying people should stop liking Harems.

I just wish they weren't pushed in every situation as much as they are.

>> No.12775132

>>12775125
Darn, no tongue?

See you in a few days.

>>12775130
It's a shame, but really people would have pushed for it even if the author tried to push for a monogamous relationship. It's always like that.

>> No.12775135

>>12775132
They would go for harem anyways, which is why I'm allowing it right from the start.
Though there will still be jostling to be the #1 girl, and be called 'wife' instead of 'concubine'.
Alright, going to sleep for real this time.

>> No.12775138

>>12775135
In Islam, they have a "First Wife" which is the one whose authority superceeds the others. I imagine he's thinking something like that.

>> No.12775141

>>12775131
>pushed in every situation
>one harem gilr that is horse pussy, so she's hardly ever talked about
>mile long text about wolfus mating for life
>yandere

Nah, fuck this, I'm done.

I like yandere by by the way.

>> No.12775142

>>12775135
I'd like it if by some strange coincidence, everyone who participates all agrees on an actual Best Girl, and decides to go for her rather than a harem.

But I know that's never actually going to happen.

>> No.12775143

>>12775138
>Islam
Fuck that shizzle.

>> No.12775146

>>12775142
If you hate harems that much, why not make your own CYOA with blackjack, and hookers? By which I mean just one girl, and either fucking up and not getting together with her, or succeeding and getting together with her? How about it?

>> No.12775150

>>12775146
That'd just be boring. Also, I'm a shit writer.

I'm not saying there shouldn't be multiple girls or something. I'm just saying that just getting all of them every time is boring in it's own way.

>> No.12775153

>>12775150
>boring
>boring
Describe what isn't boring to you then.

>> No.12775155

>>12775153
A genuine and interesting romance story where in the protagonist has multiple interactions with multiple possible love interests, leading to a point where one relationship progresses further than the others as a loving couple? Something like that.

Alternatively, just not the same kind of ending each time.

>> No.12775157

>>12775155
>A genuine and interesting romance story
You see, your expectations are too high. That'll never happen. Ever.

>> No.12775159

>>12775157
Meh. Fuck it. Going to bed. Wish I'd dream of an Anubis.

Never going to. Ever. ;_;

>> No.12775160

>>12775155
Actually, building on that: Rather than them all loving him unconditionally like a fantasy harem, we add some power dynamics. Struggling over who gets the position of First Wife, or balancing increasing your power by adding MGs with the increased jealousy and infighting of growing the harem too large.

>> No.12775168

>>12775159
>Fuck it
Anon, don't be upset just because shitty little writefags can't live up to your standards. You need to be more understanding of us, you know?

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Anon, you're just in time for dinner!

>> No.12775178

>>12775168
>blaming the writefags

It's the posters who vote for the harem end.

>> No.12775179

>>12775127
Would you do it gladly or reluctantly?

>> No.12775180

>>12775178
That wasn't the issue. The issue was
>A genuine and interesting romance story
as a writefag, I'm under no illusions of being able to write one. And I have yet to read one here, period.

>> No.12775182

>>12775177
I'd rather have you~

>> No.12775185

>>12775182
She'll eat you up while you eat her out. Win-win.

>> No.12775187

>>12775180
Oops, my mistake. Still hung up on that issue.

Now that you mention it, I'm not sure I've read a genuine and interesting romance story here, either.

>> No.12775190

>>12775187
That's because we're just a bunch of amateurs, and apprentice Wizards at that.

>> No.12775199

>>12775179
A little reluctantly. But again, if she wants me to cum all over her warm and fuzzy lion tummy, who am I to refuse?

Doing her missionary would be interesting. Her back paws could pinch against my hips and her forepaws could squeeze my shoulders while we hold hands.

>> No.12775200

>>12775187
Probably because they're really hard, especially if you have even the basest level of standards

>> No.12775209

>>12775190
I have the skills, I think, to be able to write something like that, but the sheer length and time I have to take to do it wouldn't work out well for my schedule. /mgt/ just isn't my life.

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>>12775209
>I can totally do it guise! I just don't have the time!
Uh-huh. Why bother bringing it up then? Just to gloat? You are not living your life correctly!

>> No.12775213

>>12775177

I'd drift with her, ifyanamean.

>> No.12775215

>>12775213
Drifting is dangerous and illegal! Please drive responsibly!

>> No.12775218

>>12775211
I'm writing another story with romance in it at the moment, but the romance itself isn't central to the plot.

>> No.12775220

>>12775218
That didn't answer my question at all. Why say you can do something and then say that you won't? I'd have been happier if I didn't know.

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>>12775215

>> No.12775224

>>12775209
I don't know if you're implying you need to have a long story to have a genuine and interesting romance or not but if you are, I disagree. I've read short stories that can be read in about 10 minutes (I read at 350 wpm) that get the genuine and interesting romance part across very well.

>> No.12775230

>>12774665
And your liver become her dinner after...
Too much risky.
Better call the police.
Officers Cheshire, Manticore and the new one who came from the violent rape division: Hellhound.

>> No.12775233

>>12775220
Because people deserve to be aware.

>>12775224
Wasn't really implying that. Short texts can be very compelling, but long texts have the advantage of packing in more themes and character development while not relying as much on the reader to fill in.

>> No.12775234

>>12775230
Can Hellhound be like Belker from Hillstreet Blues?

>> No.12775236

>>12775223
What do the Ms mean?
>>12775233
>Because people deserve to be aware
Your ego is not that important!

>> No.12775243

>>12775236
I mean that there are capable people here. There's at least some hope to be gained in knowing that.

>> No.12775248

>>12775243
That just makes it worse, though.
>There is no hope!
>Yes there is, but you can't have any!
See?

>> No.12775250

>>12775243

Which writefag are you? I have my suspicions.

>> No.12775252

>>12775243

Your ego is massive. Negawalker?

>> No.12775257

>>12775177
That's a new art for Tarrasque?

>> No.12775261

>>12775257
That's Otachi, dude

>> No.12775263

>>12775257
That's something older.
Just found it in my folder.

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>>12775248
>Yes there is, but you can't have any!
It's beautiful.

But who knows, Christmas is coming.

>> No.12775272

>>12775268
I was going to write something nice for Christmas too, about a guy who gets a Krampus waifu from Santa.
But that's not going to happen either. Mwahahaha!

>> No.12775280

>>12775268
Why is Kirei such a pretty boy?

>> No.12775297

>>12775199
I'm kind of having some trouble imagining that position.

>> No.12775308

>>12775234
I think she was expelled from internal affairs, because when some men came to make a complaint of a police officers who were abusive, she raped them even harder and tell them she didn't saw any abusive behavior from the officers.

>> No.12775310

>>12775263
Nice pic

>> No.12775316

How do you make your waifu and daughteru feel better after they accidentally get their tail trapped in the door?

>> No.12775318

>>12775316
You make a pun.

>> No.12775331

>>12775297
if I could draw I'd show you. Just imagine fucking her and her paws close around, leaving your hands free to hold onto hers.

How about a flying sphinx?

http://i.imgur.com/aVMHggx.png

>> No.12775333

>>12775318

Wouldn't you get slammed for that? The key to calming everyone down hinges on you not angering your wife and doorter. You have to get a handle of the situation and have the right frame of mind when calming them down. That way you can bring this all to a close.

>> No.12775340

>>12775331
So she holds you up with her front paws, you hold her hands and fuck her? Makes sense. I don't think it'd work with anything but a loli sphinx though. An adult one would be too big. Closest thing to missionary you could do with one of those is her lying on her back, you lie down on her tummy and fuck her while enjoying her warmth and fluffiness.

>> No.12775349

>>12772321
Thanks senpai; /mgt/ always needs more John Woo references.

>> No.12775351

>>12771682
>Christmas cake Hellhounds form a pack and look for some prey to pass around.

>> No.12775352

>>12772026
95% of Dowman Sayman's MGs are A+

>> No.12775358

>>12772721
I appreciate what you did there anon, I just want you to know that.

>> No.12775366

I've got some Dutch courage and the certain circumstances I mentioned last time are being a lazy piece of shit.
So Monster Kindergarten again.

It's Saturday.
Do you go to Pharaoh's house and play in her sandbox?
Do you eat sugar cookies at Anubis'?
Do you go to Ophy's and play Mortal Combat?
Do you go over to Sandworm's house/storage shed and play House?
Do you go over to Wurm's and eat ten pounds of Smarties?
Do you play Mario Parties at Mintotaur's house with Dullahan, Holst, and Holst's faceless future husband?
Do you have a sleepover at Lich's, and hope you don't wake up with an augmented body?
Do you and Werewolf listen to her grandpa go on about WW2?
Do you and Girtablilu eat one last meal at her house before she phases out of existence from lack of popularity?
Do you pretend to be mages with Kikimora?
Do you go the the local arcade with the 2nd grader Salamander?
Do you help trim Crybaby Wyvern's claws?
Do you eat homemade lasagna at Ryu's?
Do you visit the CC Echidna and help her cope with single life?
Do you get dragged around by the 2nd grader Hellhound and be treated as her personal chewtoy?
Do you visit the occasionally mentioned Dragon at her family's bakery and eat some freshly baked goods?
Do you visit the homeless Jinko and give her a bottle of Bourbon from your father's stash?
Or do you sit and spin on a rotating chair until you puke all over one of those long tongued girls?

>> No.12775367

>>12775340
>Pounding lion pussy missionary style while laying on her soft tummy fur
>Paws wrapped around you
>Her hands run through your hair

Depending on her length and some other things, you might be able to rest your face in her breasts or something.

>> No.12775381

>>12775333
It depends on the person.
Some may hit you, other may laugh and feel better. It also depends on which pun/joke you do.

>> No.12775385

>>12775366
>Sleepover at Lich's
>Have Elf-Wight mum cook you dinner
Aww yeah.

>> No.12775390

>>12775385
Don't forget the augmentations. They might not be the good type where you get to wear sunglasses all.

>> No.12775397

>>12775367
Sphinxes sure are amazing.

>> No.12775404

>>12775390
>augmentations
Eh, I aint afraid. She likes me enough to have me sleep over, she'd not doing to turn me into a paraplegic. And I trust her responsible mother. At most she'll ramp my libido up insanely high. Which considering I'm in kindergarten right now would be cruel as I wonldn't even know how to deal with a high libido. /ss/ Time?

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>>12775366
>there are people who wouldn't go eat ryu's homemade lasagna

>> No.12775416

>>12775367
Would you wrap your arms around her fluffy body while fucking her?

>> No.12775419

>>12775411
They want augmentations and Elf-Wight /ss/.

>> No.12775424

>>12775416
Why wouldn't you? Gives you leverage to pound her hard and make her moan and tug at your hair.

Maybe her claws would scratch you a little.

>> No.12775442

>>12775424
I'd want to kiss and lick her human tummy while lying on top of her lion one.

>> No.12775446

>>12775442
That's good too.

Would she have a navel?

>> No.12775448

>You'll never teach a hellhound the pleasures of head banging when she listens to Unleashed's Victory for the first time.
Fuck it's hard to write when you start unconsciously bangin' your head.

>> No.12775449

How would a young Ushi Oni feel when she looks under the tree on Christmas and sees nothing, since you were raped endlessly for the past couple months by your wife?

>> No.12775456

>>12775446
It'd look odd if she didn't, really.
I'd lick her paw pads too.

>> No.12775458

>>12775449
>It's because you tried to give her a real visit from Santa with a present
>You slipped on the way down and gave her a Gremlin Christmas instead

Ultimate suffering

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>>12775424
>Maybe her claws would scratch you a little.
Nothing to worry too much.

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Is anyone planning on working on Anko-san from volume 2 onward?

>> No.12775463

>>12775458
>Gremlin Christmas
Try to elaborate that, since my brain is all over the place with Gremlins, Christmas, and a dumbass letting those little demonic Not-Ridley-Furbies eat after midnight.

>> No.12775468

>>12775458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueVPUsyrT0s

>> No.12775480

>>12775468
That's too much for a young Ushi Oni to deal with. All she ever wanted was a new scarf and a her family to be together forever, not a dead dad in a Santa outfit...

>> No.12775484

>>12775366
>Holst's faceless future husband?
>eat one last meal before she phases out of existence
>homeless Jinko
I don't remember kindergarten being this dark...

>> No.12775487

>young ushi oni sees mom getting it on with Santa
>thinks she's cheating on dad with Santa
>starts treating her mother like shit and starts treating her father with random hugs and fits of crying for him

>> No.12775488

>>12775461
Is she going to lure me close with that light and then absorb me into her body? Because I'm not into that.

>> No.12775497

>>12775484
The Jinko one isn't so dark.
I mean, she has to dig through trash cans for food, beg strangers for money to help with her nic fits, cry her self to sleep at night, hoping people don't mug her when she's vulnerable, trying to cope with the fact that she can only safely sleep in an abandoned house, ect.

>> No.12775498

>>12775497
See, this is why there is no happiness in this world. Come on guys, let's get together, morph into a superdupermechasuperhero and save EVERYBODY!

>> No.12775499

>>12775460
What're a few scratches when she climaxes?

You'll be fiiiine.

>> No.12775501

>>12775366
Sorry for not reading your post properly. I saw Lich and just went with it. I re-cast my vote in favour of vomiting all over tongue girls.

>> No.12775506

>>12775497
Jesus, she can come live at at my house

>> No.12775508

>>12775487
>Young Ushi tells her father what happened
>He laughs it off
>She gets infuriated that her dad is doing nothing
>She then notices her neighbor dressed up as Santa, but thinks it's the real one
>She begins beating him senseless with a shovel

>> No.12775513

>>12772319
>>12772602
Hey this is way later then you guys posted, but just wanted to say thank you for these comments, they do mean a lot, and I want you to know that.

>> No.12775516

>>12775508
That girl is either very brave or very stupid. Santa has UNLIMITED magical POWER.

>> No.12775518

>>12775516
She's both.

>> No.12775520

>>12775366
Visit the homeless Jinko.

I want to bring her home.

>> No.12775524
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12775524

>>12775508

Like poor Ronnie doesn't have enough problems.

>> No.12775528

>>12775520
Better hurry before she's caught squatting or mugged by gang-bangers.

>> No.12775531

>>12775528
>mugged
She's a Jinko, what the hell is going to mug her?

>> No.12775533

>>12774349

As I said last night to the people in the IRC.

>Hellhound sits on your face
>Manticore tailpussies your dick
>Cheshire grinds into you from beneath while holding you still and nibbling on your ear

>> No.12775534

>>12775533
>grinds into you from beneath
Eh?

>> No.12775535

>>12775516
she's trying to save her family

>> No.12775538

>>12775531
Get enough Gang-Bangers together and they can over power almost anyone.

>> No.12775541

>>12775534

Bumps you from below with her schlicking, making you plunge deeper into the tailpussy.

>> No.12775542

>>12775535
And earning a one way ticket to Juvie, a tattoo, and learning how to make a shank and hiding it.

>> No.12775546

>>12775542
>loli-ushi-oni is sent to juvie at the same time as Jimmy
>they become cellmates
How about it?

>> No.12775549

>>12775546
Jimmy will still be smuggling in cigarettes and being their "cuddlebug" regardless.

>> No.12775552

>>12775546

>Co-ed prisons
>Co-ed prisons with kids going through puberty

Nobody would ever sanction such a thing.

>> No.12775554

>>12775549
Or maybe... her cuddlebug.
>as loli-ushi-oni grows, she tattoos him herself

>> No.12775562

>>12775552
Other than Monsters who more or less control society.

>> No.12775564

>>12775531
>bag of catnip to the face

>> No.12775566

>>12775562
Monsters wouldn't want some scum getting men that might be rehabillitated. If anything, they would be super protective of men and treat human women like shit.

>> No.12775567

>>12775566
I fail to see how an Ushi-Oni and a human boy fall under the category of "human women".

>> No.12775569

>>12775554
Jimmy was destined to be someone's bitch. He'll never be the bottom bitch.

>> No.12775578

>>12775569
He was the only bitch for Dark Elf and P'Orc. I'm sure they'll wait for him instead of getting another boy to bully.

>> No.12775584

I just want an ushi oni beating up a Santa with a shovel because she doesn't want her mother to be NTR'd story

>> No.12775585

>>12775578
>Jimmy leaves Juvie as a seven foot man, with a beard, and covered in scars and tattoos
>"Where's our bubble gum? Do we have to give you another wet willy?!"
>"Yeah!"

>> No.12775586

>>12775567
You didn't read that very well.
>Letting some inmate scum get human men
>When you could have the monster guards in an all-male prison basically use it to pick out husbands like puppies at a pound

Monsters are selfish.

>> No.12775589

>>12775586
Excluding Bicorns.

>> No.12775593

>>12775585
>We even saved your favorite skirt for you...
That would be hilarious.

>> No.12775597

>>12775593
>He goes back to kindergarten
>None of the kids or teachers notice that he's changed

>> No.12775601

>>12775586

>Political prisons where outspoken men are jailed for minor or falsified crimes, then broken and husbandoed by the bureaucrats of the system.

MG'84 is a bleak place.

>> No.12775603

>>12775597
Wait, wouldn't CC Echnida and Lich be the only ones still there after all those years? Or does time pass differently on the inside?

>> No.12775604

>>12775584
>mother
You mean father.

>> No.12775611

>>12775603
Only a week passed.

>> No.12775612

>>12775611
I'm getting Red vs Blue flashbacks now.
>The man you once knew is dead.
>It's been like four hours!
>Time moves slowly when you're inside. It felt more like six or seven hours to me!

>> No.12775617

>>12775603
>>12775611
>>12775612

>Oh life on the outside ain't what it used to be...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJdibeZlhiE

>> No.12775629

>>12775612
It's like a timeskip in shounens, only you don't have to wait 2-9 years.

>> No.12775631

>>12775629
>timeskip in shounens
So... their hair grows longer, they change their outfits and have a bunch of new moves?

>> No.12775635

>>12775631
Somewhat, only Jimmy is now a hardened badass instead of a wimpy teen who needs to shout and use a gimmick to beat anyone.
Everyone who goes through the juvie experiences that.

>> No.12775636

>>12775366
I want to choose the Ryu but you had to post the Jinko.

>> No.12775639

>>12775635
>wimpy teen
He was in kindergarten when he set fire to the secret crush diaries of Dark Elf and P'Orc, to impress second grader Salamander and her Hellhound friend.
That's why he went to juvie.

>> No.12775640

>>12775639
I was making fun of shounens, and how even after timeskips the MC is still a retarded teen with gimmicks and shouting.

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>>12775640
Satirize on your own time. Or at least come up with the MCs of a fighting shounen with Monster Girls!

>> No.12775649

>>12775646
A few have some, actually.

>> No.12775652

>>12775649
I didn't ask you for that. I asked you to COME UP with some. If you're so eager to satirize shounen tropes, go ahead, let's see how well you do!
It's not like there's anything else going on in the thread.

>> No.12775654

>>12775652
>come up
I can tell how this will end: 200+ posts of making fun of harems after 12 posts of making fun of shounens.

>> No.12775655

>>12775654
And this is a problem how?

>> No.12775660

>>12775646
I hope that snake fucks off when it's time to get lewd with the Pharaoh.

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>>12775655
There is no problem. Besides, I don't feel like doing it.

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>>12775661
>I don't feel like doing it
Boo!

>> No.12775664

>>12775660
No, it likes to watch.

>> No.12775667

>>12775664
As long as it doesn't decide to join in.

>> No.12775668

>>12775667
It talks in a girly voice and makes hentai sound effects while you fuck the Pharaoh

>> No.12775669

>>12775667
Snake fangs on your nutsack.

>> No.12775670

>>12775667
She might make it restrain you so you can't resist her.

>> No.12775678

>>12775669
>>12775670
B-But that'd be bestiality

>> No.12775681

>>12775678
How? The snake is just being used to restrain you. It's a snaky thing to do. No hanky-panky.

>> No.12775682

Will KC do Hydra next? Will he fuck it up? Will he drop the ball and turn her poisonous blood into an aphrodisiac?

>> No.12775685

>>12775682
>fuck it up
Anon, turning the poison into an aphrodisiac is par for the course for him.

>> No.12775688

>>12775685
You're right. I'm ashamed for having hope.

>> No.12775690

>>12775688
Right, let's rather speculate on the girls that should be made next.
Hydra, Phoenix, Griffon... what else?

>> No.12775691

>>12775682
The fuck are yo even on about? Not like any MGE monster girls have lethal venom.

>> No.12775695

>>12775690
Leviathan? Will she go after our "Crystal Rod"?

>> No.12775697

>>12775678
I was making a joke, guy.

>> No.12775711

>>12775681
What if she made it lick your balls while she rides you

>> No.12775716

>>12775711
There's an extremely ticklish spot at the bottom, I'd love it.
...sorry.

>> No.12775718

>>12775681
Yeah, but it's restraining in a sexual context. Maybe not full on bestiality, but still questionable.

>> No.12775719

>>12775718
I don't question it.

>> No.12775726

It's been a while since I came to these threads and the last ones really had me confused with the femdom vs maledom shit.
I don't really want to start another conflict but I need to ask, does anyone find it ridiculous too?

What where people fighting for, which KC's descriptions entered on which side?
I mean, what is even the point? People never sticks with KC's descriptions; as far as I know we've always used only his designs and then created tons of different stories.

An example is how certain monster described by KC as an unstoppable rape machine becomes "moe" in many of the stories that people like so much in here, or the Wurm being a wormbook and many other examples.

There are people that like maledom, there are some others that like femdom, then those who like both, and others that look for something different; and all monstergirls always end up being used for all different kinds of settings.
So my point is that I'm having a really hard time grasping the problem of the previous shitstorm: the whole "this mg belongs to our side! we don't have enough in our side!" thing by both sides was just so stupid and trivial.

Seriously, am I missing something or is this just your typical case of "my taste is better than yours! stop liking shit!"? Because if so, that's always one of the key steps for the low levels of fallen fandoms.
I'm not picking sides, I just want to talk peacefully about what happened and hear some opinions: trolls can keep their baits out.

>> No.12775727

>>12775718
You're overthinking it. This >>12775711 on the other hand, is bestiality.

Hey >>12775711, stop it.

>> No.12775729

>>12775726
Get better bait.

>> No.12775730

>>12775726
Anon, don't read into things that aren't there. It's just that some people, like myself, are objectively right, while other people, like yourself, are objectively wrong. This applies to all walks of life.

>> No.12775735

I like to imagine that the Pharaoh's snake is her ГSTAND」

>> No.12775736

>>12775735
What's it called?

>> No.12775737

>>12775735
No amount of posing would make her likable in my eyes.

>> No.12775740

>>12775726
>I don't really want to start another conflict but
Yes you do, faggot.

>> No.12775745

>>12775736
Union of the Snake by Duran Duran
Black Snake Moan by Blind Lemon Jefferson
Get on the Snake by Soundgarden
Snakecharmer by Rage Against the Machine
pick one

>> No.12775747

>>12775727
Overthinking or no, I just really don't like the idea of animals being involved in our sex, in any way.

>> No.12775754

>>12775745
I pick Snakecharmer. Apophis' Stand is called Rage Against the Machine.

>> No.12775756 [DELETED] 

If you have anal sex with a Spinx this this mean you

spinxed-her /spoiler]

>> No.12775760

>>12775727
What about Medusa hairjobs?

>> No.12775761

If you have anal sex with a Spinx this this mean you


spinxed-her

>> No.12775765

>>12775761
>>12775756
Stop right there, criminal scum!

>> No.12775769

>>12775736
Haven't really thought of a name yet, but I'll go with
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk

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>>12775756

>> No.12775784

come home early to surprise your kikimora maid.
you always heard stories about how they get off to your undies and other lewd things when you aren't home, so you hope to catch her doing one of these things and then ravage her.

you enter the house quietly and sneak around to find her in the bedroom.
She is standing there with her ass stuck out towards a table and you realize.....

She is trying to use her tail as a feather duster

What do Mr Anon?

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12775789

>>12775488
No. In fact she's kind of sick and tired of that light and how it attracts virtually every girl in the series, especially since there are two who evidently want to live in her anus.

Four-eyed fish mermaid is the best girl so far. Too bad the series isn't really relevant to /mgg/ discussions because lesbians.

>> No.12775791

>>12775784
Observe and enjoy.

>> No.12775794

>>12775789
mud guppies

>> No.12775796

>>12775729
>>12775740
Tell me then what in my post makes you think that.
Because I just want to discuss a matter and I'm sure I've avoided to be partial.

>> No.12775842

>>12775784
Be mesmerized. Then I'd want her to "slap" my dick with it.

>> No.12775858

>>12775784
Tell her this new method of cleaning would be perfect for cleaning the front of my pants and my face after a long day's work.

>> No.12775870

>>12775784
I'd end up blowing my cover from all the snickering I'd be doing.

Too adorable.

>> No.12775871

>>12775784
Rape the maid.

>> No.12775874

>>12775726
It's a my taste is better than your taste thing. Do what I do, ignore it and scroll on. I only had to catch up on 700 posts today! So all is fine.

>> No.12775876

>>12775871
No. You tease to maid until she's a sopping aching mess that begs you to fuck until her eyes roll back into her head.

>> No.12775879
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12775879

Child-Eating Pale Woman

>> No.12775880

>>12775879
No vore. Or Kratos happens.

>> No.12775882

>>12775879
Guess this means she has a taste for veal.

>> No.12775883

>>12775879
Popopo?

>> No.12775890

>>12775879
>>12775883

Bicho-papão?

>> No.12775892

>>12775880

>Thinking I meant that as vore

Silly Anon.

>> No.12775896

>>12775879
>She can't give you handjobs without getting cum in her eyes
Sucks to be her.

>> No.12775897

>>12775892
Just making sure. Uncle Kratos is always watching.

>> No.12775899

>>12775879
I think you mean child-bearing pale woman. At least after our marriage that is.

>> No.12775904

>>12775879
Tenome did nothing wrong.

Seriously, who robs a blind old man?

>> No.12775905

>>12775904

A dumb kid who was never taught any manners.

>> No.12775912

>>12775883
>popopo
What is this? I tried looking it up a while ago and came across nothing. I've seen the term used in conjunction with a tall white chick who mimics voices. Am I missing some kind of legend or lore?

>> No.12775914

>>12775912
Some Japanese tale of a tall woman who steals/eats kids. One guy even made a hentai of it involving /ss/ and jumbo titties.

>> No.12775918

>>12775912
Local boogieman. Tall woman, can't speak on her own but perfectly imitates other people's voices, doesn't let you leave town.

>> No.12775921

>>12775914
Kloah strikes again, apparently.

>> No.12775925

>>12775918
>Local
Is this why google gives me nothing? Also, I'd like to try and get her to sing for me. I need to stop waifu-ing everything. If fantasy became reality I'd be dead within the day.

>> No.12775926

>>12775925
No anon. You would love all, like a lewd Jesus!

>> No.12775938

>>12775925
Try searching Hasshaku-sama. It's Japanese creepypasta.

Man, I wish our town had a cute girl as a local boogieman. We had the animated blueberry bush that stuck its brambles under your fingernails instead.

>> No.12775941

>>12775177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld2nWfIap2k

>> No.12775945

The sequel to Iron Sky is going to have Reptilians and dinosaurs in it. That made me think, how would Monster Girls deal with a threat like Reptilians? I can't imagine them coexisting.

>> No.12775946

>>12775926
>Hello desert demon
>You might have sharp teeth, blood and entrails hanging off you
>But your talons look thin and delicate
>I was wondering if you'd like to sit with me so that I could teach you to play guitar?
???
>New waifu
>>12775938
Mine had some kind of devil who would hid in sewer drains, kidnap children, and slaughter any one who caught the midnight busses

>> No.12775950

>>12775938

Could be worse. Our local boogieman is a giant werewolf that's bone white and can turn into random white creatures like birds and small dogs and alligators and such. And if you kill one or see it transform and tell someone about it, then you become one. It hunts sinners all the time but especially the unfaithful during Lent.

I feel so sorry for that poor albino black kid down the street. The crazy old voodoo ladies must give him hell.

>> No.12775952

>>12775946
>New waifu
See, that's what Jesus has been doing these last 2000 years. Armageddon can wait, there's sensual backrubs and shit to be had.

>> No.12775961

>>12775950
I now have a sudden urge to see a Wendigo for some reason.

>> No.12775963

>>12775945
>Implying you wouldn't bang a sleestak girl

>> No.12775964

>>12775946
>Mine had some kind of devil who would hid in sewer drains, kidnap children, and slaughter any one who caught the midnight busses
At least you guys had a legitimate threat. We were literally scared shitless of one of these old straw brooms.

I'm pretty sure that's how that thing got started. One of the adults would brush the windows with the broom from the outside and the other would tell the kids that we'd better go to sleep or the brambleman would snap our fingers, impale them on its branches and wear them around like ribbons.

I mean, that's what I keep telling myself.

>> No.12775970

>>12775950

At least you don't have a crazy axe wielding satyr as your local bogeyman.

>> No.12775971

>Takaonna
>A voyeuristic chick with a telescopic lower body who uses it to peek in on the second floor of brothels
This needs to be KC'd.
>>12775964
>The brambleman
To grow up as a child and have the brambleman as your standard of boogeymen is just too sad.

>> No.12775972

>>12775964

Evil scarecrows are pretty GOAT boogiemen though. It plays on kids so well. You walk by farmer Johnson's place on your way home from school. And did that head follow you or was it just the wind moving his old hat?

>> No.12775977

>>12775938
So I've tried looking for it and all I get are allusions to 2.ch and a link to one of their archives. Any idea where I could read the thing translated if at all?

>> No.12775978

>>12775972
When I was a kid, my dad used to take me for walks in the forest at night. Because he thought it was relaxing. As a result, so did I. The only scary thing from my childhood was the Groke from the Moomins.

>> No.12775980

>>12775978
>When I was a kid, my dad used to take me for walks in the forest at night
Heh

>> No.12775985

>I was scared of this thing
>well this is what I was scared of!
>none of these are "I was scared of girls and still am"
;_;

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>>12775980
Have you ever tried it? Getting away from all the noises and lights of the city and just chillin' in da woods.
You should totally try it. Even if you don't learn to like it, at least you'll build character.

>> No.12775990

>>12775985
How could you be scared of girls? They smell nice and can't hit very hard.

>> No.12775992

>>12775972
We actually didn't have any scarecrows around, the boogieman's lair was generally agreed to be a very thick berry patch (I think it was blackberry rather than blueberry) that none of us kids could get through.

Curiously, we had no problems picking berries during the day. Nobody went near the brambles at night, though.

>> No.12775993

>>12775987

Sounds chill as fuck. Would definitely do it if there were woods around here.

>> No.12775994

>>12775978
>>12775987


That's because your forest wasn't full of wild pigs, cougars, and red wolves. Honestly, it's never scary if you're not alone, but alone and without a gun is not comfortable to me, not after coyotes killed my lab when I went batwatching one night.

>> No.12775996

>>12775990
>smell nice
If feminine ointments, pads, and makeup smell nice.

>> No.12775999
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12775999

>A manticore will never love you this much

>> No.12776000

>>12775987
Nice try rape-elf. I'm not going alone in the woods by myself.

>> No.12776001

>>12776000
Then bring your dad like the Alp... I mean the other guy did. And your brother too, if you've got one. Or two.

>> No.12776003

>>12775999
Nobody cares bitchboy

>> No.12776004

>>12775918
Can't help but think that she is adorable ever since I saw that short strip a while back of her standing on her tippy toes to smack on your second story window to get you to come outside and play with her. And then crying when she isn't strong enough to physically stop your family from driving away. Besides I've always had a thing for women who are bigger than me. The kind that'll make me stand up to go down

>> No.12776006

>>12775999
Where is bitch-kun when you need him?

>> No.12776011

>Ushi oni makes friends with a hellhound
>they both catch your scent at the same time and like it
How fucked are you and the surrounding environment?

>> No.12776012

>>12774294
There are plenty of great female dominant positions that never get used.

>amazon position
>lateral coital / split scissoring
>squatting (for stronk MGs only)
>sitting on your heels and letting her ride you upright while she squashes your face to her chest like a you're a cherished stuffed animal

And some great non-sex positions like
>little spooning / lap sitting & reach around
>getting on all fours and getting milked by her paws like a cow

>> No.12776014

>>12776006
That's not nice, anon. Just because you're jealous of the love mistress has for me.

She's really one of the best women I've ever met. Very considerate, honest, and always strives to get what she wants. Not only that, but she's so amazingly... skilled. Leaves me breathless every time.

>> No.12776015

>>12776011
>Claw your own throat out
>Hellhound tracks the scent of your soul to hell and drags you back to your corpse for her Ushi oni friend to get a turn

>> No.12776016

>>12776012
>getting on all fours and getting milked by her paws like a cow
Kyaah~ that's so delightfully demeaning!

>> No.12776020

>>12775999
Did this ever continue after him getting proposed to?

>> No.12776022

>>12776015
>Hellhound confronting Charon for your soul
Oh boy.

>> No.12776024

>>12776022
>Confronting
Heh. In the same way a vanilla elf confronts an amazon, sure I guess.

>> No.12776025

>>12776022
>Charon moves the boat a little bit past the shore
>Makes fun of the Hellhound and makes an appropriate pun from a safe distance

>> No.12776030

>>12775985
Nah, the girl thing comes later. See, these three guys who shared their local monsters are now marked as fair game by a shapeshifting rougarou, a bramble dryad and the claw girl from TogeToge.

Never let outsiders know about your local folklore.

>> No.12776032

>>12776025
>>12776025
After an eternity of bad puns, you finally cross the river. Only to confront Cerberus. Hey, doesn't she look kinda familiar? fukou da.

>> No.12776036

>>12776012
>paws on your dick
No.

>> No.12776039

>>12776032
>Charon moves the boat a little past the shore once more
>Constantly move back and forth on the river for all eternity
>Listening to her puns until the end of time
>Only there won't be time portals or a changling magic teacher to save you from her

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>>12776025
Need I remind you of what happened with the Tarrasque?

>> No.12776043

>>12776012
And the use of toys isn't out of the question either.

>strategically placed remote control penis vibrator strapped to the head, allowing her to make you cum your pants in public and show everyone your slutty ahegao

>> No.12776045

>>12776030
The idea that acknowledging or mentioning a monster brings you to their attention is the most bullshit thing you can ever let a kid know about. It's like trauma tier. I remember when I was a kid not thinking was the hardest thing to do.
>>12776039
That's a hell in and of itself. I'd personally jump boat and try to drown myself.

>> No.12776046

>>12776039
What a monster. She really deserves all the hobo rape she gets.

>> No.12776048

>>12776040
I seriously doubt she can walk/run on water, like certain spiders and bugs.

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>>12776045
>not thinking was the hardest thing to do
You might wanna remember those lessons now, because Slender is waiting.
>>12776048
Look at the results anon. Braidless Charon.

>> No.12776051

>>12776048
>Turns out Charon was a lying shit and the river was barely deep enough for her boat to not touch the bottom
>You probably could have waded, but she scammed you into an eternity of boat rides and puns

>> No.12776054

>>12776049
She most likely jumped on the boat before it got too far out.

>> No.12776055

>>12776040
>>12776049
that tarrasque looks like a man

>> No.12776061

>>12776051
How mad would you be when you finally jump the boat in hopes of drowning, as the final refuge to her puns, only to find yourself waist deep in water?
>She hands you her paddle
>"Heh. Look like you're up the creek now. but I'm nice. So here's a paddle."

>> No.12776071
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12776071

>>12776020
There was the marriage ceremony, but nothing after that.
A more complete image has to be floating around somewhere.

One can only assume there are now many little manticore daughterus running about, testing their tailpussies on whatever they can fit in them. Where infants and toddlers explore the world with their hands and mouths, manticores use their tails.

>> No.12776072

>>12776012
>non-sex positions
What's even the point?

>> No.12776081

>>12775366
I wanna go eat the sugar cookies with Anubis...

>> No.12776082
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12776082

SEASONS GREETINGS! Who's hungry for a taste of plump Christmas cake? Complements of MGC Maid Services.

Okay chaps, it's that time again. Need some input. Here is the rough draft of the Type 1 Kikimora: the ara ara, light femdom, super-soft christmas cake. She's lacking accessories and details (headdress, apron, kiki-ears, etc) because I still haven't finalized her basic form yet. That's why I've come here, I need some further input.

Now some questions:

- Expression: Is the expression what you guys expected? I'm not a femdom type myself, so I wasn't sure if you guys liked a aggressive predator, kindly mother, or more balanced (femme fatale, what you see here) expression and face type.

- Hair: Almost everyone gave a different answer to this question, so I just started with something very simple as a placeholder while I worked on other parts. It doesn't look half bad, but it's still too simple to leave as is, so any suggestions for changes or replacements are still welcome.

- HEALTH: This is the big one. I've never tried to draw somewhat more "plump" girls before, so it's reeeeally hard for me to find the perfect balance between supermodel-thin-average-anime-girl and outright chubby. I think I hit a nice amount of plump; just look at her soft soft tummy! But since the vote was roughly 50/50 between Hathor-tier HEALTH and just "fills out curves nicely" I thought I'd double check with you guys to be certain I hit the sweet spot. Is she what you expected, or should I order her to do a few rounds on the treadmill?

- Uniform: Sorry. I know most of you voted for a longer, conservative maid uniform, but to be honest they're very bland; little opportunity to showcase the hips, thighs, accessories, or other treats for the eyes. But if you really want a conservative uniform over this version, I can still scrap this and switch over. Let me know.

Any other suggestions? And sorry any typos in advance, really tired right now.

>> No.12776087

>>12776072
you don't want to be milked lovingly?

and return her love by giving her the best cunnilingus and fingerjobs you possibly can?

and giving her fullbody messages until she coos happily? or sucking on her nipples gently after a rough night of pelvis pounding while she pats your head?

I mean, I respect your taste. Even if it's shit.

>> No.12776088

>>12776082
She looks like she's pregnant.

>> No.12776090
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12776090

Christmas Manticore short finished soon.

>> No.12776093

>>12776087
>you don't want to be milked lovingly?
With what?

>> No.12776094
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12776094

>>12775682
>Hydra Girl
>Probably 4 different vicious heads arguing who gets to be in control of the body
>Who gets to drink the man's energy first, who gets seconds, ect
>Or worse 4 different bodies that all end up connected to a giant snake tail
>Basically being married to 4 different girls at the same time each more lustful than the last

Please no, Hydra would be like the Ushi-Oni of Lamias.

Like a Kraken but instead of destroying ships for their husbands they destroy homes!

>> No.12776095

>>12776090
what is it about?

>> No.12776096

>>12775661
This is a very nice butt.
Who's is it?

>> No.12776099

>>12776095

Man meets Manticore who had raped him after a decade. Something something something danger zone.

>> No.12776103

>>12776082
If anything, she looks like you're taking her out on a fancy date. Belly aside, she looks pretty sexiful IMO.

Also, that mole on her breast and under her eye... You deserve a drink, my fine friend.

>> No.12776104

>>12776094
How is the latter worse? I'd basically be 4 Lamia connected to a giant tail.

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12776106

You know what time it is. It is time for party.

>> No.12776107
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>>12775667
One of the rules of dating Medusa is that the snakes get to watch.

They're a bit like parents, they just want to make sure she's treated right.

Try to pay them no mind.

>> No.12776108

>>12776082
>No braid
Anon why. I like this hairstyle though.

>> No.12776110

>>12776107
I can't help it. They're also indicators as to how she's really feeling.

>> No.12776112
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>>12776082

>Ara ara kiki

Oh god yes

Maybe work on the stomach, the rest looks fine, the lack of accessories looks nice too actually

>> No.12776113

>>12776088
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>> No.12776115

>>12776107
What if the guy likes hairjobs?

>> No.12776116

>>12776093
hands/paws, breasts, feet, penis pump if she likes toys and wants to watch you squirm.

>> No.12776122

>>12776115

Then he should've dicked a Kejourou.

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12776123

>>12776115
That's fine too.

>> No.12776128

Your Fluffy waifu has become too fluffy, you can no longer find her buddy amongst the fluff.
How do you react?

>> No.12776131

No, really, what girl even is this? Ushi-Oni?
http://p01ntless.deviantart.com/art/BBxDD-497878278

>>12776115
You'll have to do with a coil-job.

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12776132

>>12776107
>They're a bit like parents, they just want to make sure she's treated right.
Aren't they usually just subconsciously controlled by her, but always honest?

>> No.12776135

>>12776128

>YOU WERE A DOG ONCE, A DOG!

>> No.12776136

>>12776128
Consult weresheep.
Or people responsible for sheering weresheep.

Or a Lich.

>> No.12776139

>>12775080

This is why I wouldn't mind being Polt's homestay. I already exercise, but it'd be a lot more fulfilling with some 'company'. Maybe she could help me get over being a shut-in, too.

>> No.12776140

>>12776128
I am enveloped in the fluff. We will be lost together in it.

>> No.12776141

>>12776131
>You'll have to do with a coil-job.
With her hair? But that'd be bestiality.

>> No.12776142

>>12776082

expression it spot on. instant boner

hair, maybe some curls or something?

health, treadmill, for sure.

uniform, thats true. stay as is.

>> No.12776145

>>12776132
That's one interpretation, and personally the one I go with.

Their part of her body, after all.

>> No.12776148

>>12776128
Put my dick in it? I never said it was a good plan..

>> No.12776149

Kikimora a best

>> No.12776151

>>12776082
This is more boner-inducing than I ever imagined. Hail to you!

>> No.12776152

>>12776141
It's her hair faggot, not actual snakes.
Her hair just LOOKS like snakes. And writhes around like snakes.

Are you going to let that stop you from rubbing your dick against your waifu's...hair?

>> No.12776155

>>12776131
I can't see the picture but based of the title i'm guessing she's a wolf-girl

>> No.12776156

>>12776090
Why isn't Miss Happy wearing a red cap? It's yuletide!

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12776157

>>12776104
You know how Bi-Corns buff their husbands ability to fuck with all his extra wives?

Imagine having all the extra wives without the buff, then couple that with the fact Lamia are inherently mad jealous of everything, and then add onto this the gluttony of the mighty snake(s).

Your day would consist of nothing but sex in some cave while the last body you fuck is agitated and punishes you in various ways for wasting time with the other 3 bodies.

She's probably bite you hard multiple times to inject aphrodisiac to insure you can please her and to punish you with a bit of pain.

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>>12776128
>Your Fluffy waifu has become too fluffy, you can no longer find her buddy amongst the fluff.
I send Waka to remove the fluff.

>> No.12776160

>>12776132
Anyone have that one image of the Medusa with pythons for hair, being stroked while she pretends to not like it.

>> No.12776161

>>12776149
Kikimora a shit

>> No.12776175
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>>12776160

>> No.12776181

>>12776175
Thanks

>> No.12776182

>>12776141
Anon pls
Just imagine >>12776132
>you whip out your dick in front of her
>she blushes and stammers insults, but her snakes immediately rub up against it, lick it and coil around it
>you tease her about how she can never hide her true feelings from you as she involuntarily jerks you off, her face glowing red with embarrassment
>she eventually gets over it, not able to contain her lust anymore and wraps her long tongue around the head of your cock as her snakes move towards the base
>you're about to cum as a snake coiled around your shaft tightens, stopping the surge of semen that was about to erupt from your penis
>she pushes you down to the ground, petrifying your arms so you can't resist her, and forces you inside her so you can fire off that load where it belongs
>as you writhe together in bliss in her coils, she licks the inside of your mouth with her long snake tongue, feeling a slight tickling as her snakes' tiny tongues flick against your cheeks and neck
Medusa is mai waifu

>> No.12776183

>>12776161
Oh I get, you have no soul and all taste has left you. Begone husk.

>> No.12776185

>>12776082
I think the stomach is just a little much on this. The silhouette is fine, it's just the shading that'd need to be changed, I think. We also need a little more of the classic black and white going in her "uniform." What if, say, she had on an apron somehow shorter than her dress with straps falling off the shoulders so we still see some cleavage? I think this would also look better if the stockings were black with white frills at the top or maybe vice versa instead of one color.

>> No.12776190

On the subject of writing, I have a question.

How on earth do you come people with names for their characters?
I can't seem to think of anything that isn't horrendously generic.

>> No.12776192

>>12776156
>"Don't forget to get Miss Happy a gift, Anon!"
>Uh... what does she want?
>"Hmm, let me ask her."
>"What do you want for Christmas, Ms. Happy?"
>"Yes. Yes. I see."
>"She says she wants you naked on a platter like a stuffed turkey. What a joker!"
>"Why don't you get a tail sock to keep her warm?"
>Sure...

>> No.12776195

>>12776175
Call me a faggot, python hair is too much.

>> No.12776196

>>12776175
Those look hella creepy.

>> No.12776197

>>12776190
You just come up with them.
I tend to favor western names, and stay away from Japanese sounding ones.

>> No.12776198

>>12776182

>her snakes immediately rub up against it, lick it and coil around it

Kind of crossing the line there, bud.

>> No.12776201

>>12776190

I use Behind the Name's random generator or name themes section to think of stuff. I don't expect people to remember my two characters, though.

>> No.12776203

>>12776190
Depends on the character. Just use names that sound good to you.

I typically don't like RL-ish names like "Stacy" or "Jen" but it depends on the setting too.

>> No.12776206

>>12776190
Holy fuck I messed that up bad.

>How on earth do people come up with names

>> No.12776208

>>12776182
No.

>> No.12776210

>>12776198
It's still just her, so it's fine. It's not that different from, say, a Scylla tentaclejob.

>> No.12776212

>>12776090
I'd stuff a Manticore's tailpussy with coal.

>> No.12776215

>>12776190
First, determine country of origin for whatever kind of character I'm writing.

Google "X Country Baby Names".
Look through databases until I find something I like that fits the character.

>> No.12776216

>>12776152
>Are you going to let that stop you from rubbing your dick against your waifu's...hair?
Yes

>> No.12776221

>>12776216
Then you're clearly with the wrong waifu faggot.

>> No.12776222

>>12776082
Perfect ara ara face, love the hair, reduce the pudge.

>> No.12776227

>>12776221
So only bestialityfags should be allowed to like her?

>> No.12776228

Imagine impregnating a Bee Girl and all your daughterus sans the Princess having a hive mind. No personality of their own, no names, no identities, just The Hive.

>> No.12776229

>>12776082
This makes me happy

>> No.12776230

>>12776215
>>12776203
>>12776201
Dam you guys work fast. Thanks for the help.

>> No.12776232

>>12776210
It's a living animal, no thank you.

>> No.12776233

>>12776228
So an entire hive of highschool women?

>> No.12776236

>>12776228
>Not marrying a sweet mason bee girl
>Not having all sorts of garishly colored children, each of them a queen

>> No.12776240

>>12776221
> wants extensive contact with snake hair
> Calling others faggot

>>>/b/

>> No.12776244

>>12776227
I'm saying it's not bestiality and if you like her you should get over it.

>> No.12776246

>>12776228
>We are the Bees. We will add you biological and genetic distinctiveness to our wombs. Your penis will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

>> No.12776247

>>12776244
>I'm saying it's not bestiality
Well, you're wrong.

>> No.12776250

>>12776236
>You will never be kept as a suitor for a somewhat spoiled hive princess, who is to be the next queen.

>> No.12776252

>>12776190

I use names from the country of origin of the monstergirl. Bonus points if the names have a meaning behind them, and they usually do.

>> No.12776259

>>12776190
What if the setting requires something like LOD-tier names? i mean i don't think elves, amazoness and other kind of culturally different mgs are fitted to use conventional western names for their people and their shit.

Maybe i am overthinking it.

>> No.12776261

>>12776232
No it's not.

>> No.12776263

>>12776259
You are over thinking it. Wanna be exotic? Give all the Elves Finnish names.

>> No.12776264

>>12776082
>order her to do a few rounds on the treadmill
yeah little less health
no such thing as a fat kikimora

>> No.12776268

>>12776190
Personally I normally roll with a random name generator or use a baby naming site to select names by origin/meaning. Sometimes I like to have fun with them though so I've set up a system where I can use English words as names for side characters and the like.

>>12776259
Pick an exotic country, often the names from a monster's country of origin are good enough.

>> No.12776270

>>12776264
B-but my favorite maid of all time is a little chubby... and doesn't shave her armpits.

>> No.12776273

>>12776040
never read it, anybody got a link ?

>> No.12776275

>>12776273
...I meant the pictures I posted.

>> No.12776276

>>12776264
>a few rounds on the treadmill
That seems like a waste with a kiki. What I'D do is make her do some more strenuous chores and then when she's hot, sweaty and tired we'd fuck with me on the bottom because sex burns a surprising number of calories.

>> No.12776279

>>12776247
No you.

You're not fucking snakes. You're fucking a Medusa's hair.

>> No.12776281

>>12776259
Generic cultural names usually serve for a story. There's nothing worse than having to read a million apostrophies in garbage fantasy names. An'allo'ver and so on.

Amazons? Give 'em Greek names.
Mummies? Egyptian.
Joru's? Nip.
etc.

>> No.12776282

>>12776279
>You're not fucking snakes. You're fucking a Medusa's hair.
They're the same thing.

>> No.12776286

>>12775366
DRAGON
PROBABLY FREE PASTRIES
AND DRAGON

>> No.12776288

>>12776281
At least we are fortunate enough that we only need exotic female names for stories.

>> No.12776289

>>12776286
Why are you using caps and responding numerous hours afterwards? I've read though 500 chapters of Gintama, and only got a handfull of responses?

>> No.12776291

>>12776282
And that's where you're wrong.

Buncha vanilla plebs not wanting a hairjob from a Medusa. Thread gets more normal every damn day.

>> No.12776292

>>12776082
>order her to do a few rounds on the treadmill
little too chubby for me
I would like to see braided hair, but thats my preference on CCs
not monster tits, (har, har pun there) but nice endowed tits .

>> No.12776294

>>12776289
>Why are you using caps and responding numerous hours afterwards?
Because there hasn't been a dragon offered before, and because I just got on after hours of being away. We have to answer within a time limit now, boi?
>I've read though 500 chapters of Gintama, and only got a handfull of responses?
wat

>> No.12776295

>>12776291
>Buncha vanilla plebs not wanting a hairjob from a Medusa.
You're literally the only one here who wants it.

>> No.12776296

Go buy some chocolate covered mice for your Medusa gfs hair.
make sure they see it and not her.
watch the fun ensue .

>> No.12776297

>>12776295
Not literally. I might give it a shot, too.

>> No.12776299

>>12776294
>wat
I decided to read something while waiting. And by the way, Dragon route was mentioned before.

>> No.12776300

>>12776264
>Not having a chubby maid.

It makes her all the better to cuddle with.

Besides, you don't want people to think you can't feed you maid can you?

>> No.12776302

>>12776295
No he isn't, don't assume. I'd fucking love it, I just don't wanna be caught in this dumb argument.

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>>12776295
That's not strictly speaking true, anon-kun. Now stop arguing. Santa doesn't approve of it.

>> No.12776306

12 tiny snake tongues on your cock plus the main one.
all cleaning you up after you are done.

How is that a bad thing?

>> No.12776307

>>12776297
>>12776302
samefag

>> No.12776309

>>12776261
Keep telling yourself that, if it eases the guilt.

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>>12776307
Keep trying.

>> No.12776312

>>12776300
But if she gets chubby people will think you're not working and/or fucking her enough! There must be a balance to these things. Besides, too much chub shows a lack of discipline and kiki are all about discipline. Soft I think is okay here, but a developing gut doesn't seem ideal for such a monster.

>> No.12776313

>>12776270
Hairy pits, arms or legs on a woman is disgusting.

>> No.12776314

>>12776306
the fact that it's snakes licking your dick

>> No.12776315

>>12776303

>Sopping wet doe cunt

>> No.12776317

>>12776302
>I just don't wanna be caught in this dumb argument.

You are a wiser man than I, anon.

>> No.12776322

>>12776297
>>12776302
I bet it'd feel fucking awesome
http://i.imgur.com/M9JjDVO.jpg

>> No.12776323

>>12776315
Where the hell is my spoilered sproink! dammit?! You can't say those words without that! You had one fucking job, Anon. Just one.

>> No.12776325
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>>12776313
I sure wouldn't want to be you.

>> No.12776328

>>12776306
Okay, fuck off bestialityfag.

>> No.12776329

Give a gorgon a mirror for xmas
Give d natured alcohol to an oni
Give a claymore rigged white phosphor shrapnel bomb in a box to an ushi-shit

any other nasty pranks you can think of?

>> No.12776330

>>12776297
>>12776302
>>12776303
>>12776306
I want the animal fuckers to leave.

>> No.12776332

>>12776330
>animal fuckers
But nobody is saying anything about animals.

>> No.12776333

>>12776325
Or I you Frenchman.

>> No.12776336

>>12776329
hair removal stuff in a shampoo bottle to a fluffy.
Roomba for a kikimora

>> No.12776337

>>12776333
>Frenchman
But I've never even been to France!

>> No.12776340

>>12776325
Still fuckable. They just need a quick shaving.

>> No.12776342

>>12776336
>Roomba for a Kikimora
You're the devil.

>> No.12776343

>>12776332
> pretending to be retarded

>> No.12776344

>>12775366
Where are the dark elf and p'orc?

>> No.12776345

>>12776340
No, no shaving. That armpit hair must smell like heaven after a long fuck. It must remain bushy!
>>12776343
Isn't it about time you gave up?

>> No.12776346

>>12776325
I'm okay with some fuzzy pits, as long as they shave between their legs.

>> No.12776348

>>12776344
One's grounded and the other is being forced to camp until the bruises heal.

>> No.12776352

>>12776348
W-what happened?

>> No.12776353

>>12776330
>a piece of a monster is it's own sentient beast
No. That's like saying wanting a pawjob makes you into bestiality because only animals have paws. At the end of the day, no matter how much they look like snakes, they're still only a part of the beautiful Medusa.

>> No.12776354

>>12776343
>Monster Girls =/= Animals
>Haha, you're retarded!

>>12776345
Why are we even still responding to the bait put out by these fags who want to take the Monster out of Monster Girls?

>> No.12776355

>>12776325
The only good hair is the hair down there.

>> No.12776356

>>12776345
>heavenly
I've smelled that smell before. Believe me, it was rancid.

>> No.12776357

>>12776325
yes, those are french MGs
1 airpit hair.
2 pantyhose under jeans.
3 over sized bottle of champagne .
4 passed out drunk puking up bile ridden french onion soup.
5 Stupid shirt with lame English word on it sold at ridiculous price.

>> No.12776358

>>12776322
>linking
>on an imageboard

>> No.12776359

Would you a Sphinx in a leotard? Or is it a swimsuit? http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47447813

>> No.12776361

>>12776336
You're a sick man, but I like the way you think.

A bottle of premium "protein" filled with substances that kill gains for a minotaur/oni
a toothbrush for an akaname
A dribbly cup for an oni
Monopoly money for a tanuki
Some kind of textured soy meat product for a werewolf

>> No.12776363

>>12776356
I've smelled it too, and I loved it. Maybe we just have different tastes? Or it could be biology. Science has show men enjoy the scent of a woman's sweat the more the more difference there is in their gene pools.

>> No.12776364

>>12776345
That's my line animal fucker. Don't you have some dog pussy to go eat?

>> No.12776365

>>12776358
>posting NSFW images
>on a blueboard

>> No.12776366

>>12776353
>a piece of a monster is it's own sentient beast
But in the case of, say, MGQ's Medusa, they are
They act mostly on their own (although they "listen" to the Medusa), and they get hungry independent of her and need to be fed. Usually with semen.

>> No.12776368

>>12776364
Does this make your life more fulfilling?

>> No.12776371

>>12776366
Also, girls with snake hair in MGQ usually refer to said snakes as their "children" or "pets".

>> No.12776374

>>12776363
Science has also labeled pizza a vegetable and pluto a non-planet, science has also wasted over 2.5 million to announce that string is not a machinegun part.

>> No.12776375

>>12776354
> generalizing
> ignoring the guy wants ass makes on his dick, not his wife's snake part, fucking snakes

Fuck you too buddy.

>> No.12776377

>>12776374
Pluto is not a planet, what is the issue with this?

>> No.12776378

>>12776375
You type like a faggot and the thing you just said is borderline incomprehensible.

>> No.12776380

>>12776377
It is a planet. Just because it's small that doesn't mean is isn't one. That's like saying a penis isn't a penis because it's small.

>> No.12776382

>>12776375
*wants snakes on his dick

>> No.12776384

>>12776363
Indeed. Like the smell of a girl's stank? You're biologically compatible.

Good luck getting a date anyway.

>> No.12776386

>>12776368
Anything to avoid becoming /mlp/ v.2

>> No.12776388

>>12776380
Pluto does not fill the criteria for a planet, what the hell is wrong with you?
>>12776384
If I didn't get that date already, how would I know what her armpits smell like after rigorous exercise? Checkmate, atheist!

>> No.12776390

>>12776380
It's not a planet. It's a dwarf planet.
It's not a penis. It's a micro penis.
And no It's not delivery either.

>> No.12776392

>>12776375
>>12776382
I think I vaguely understand what you're getting at?

I haven't seen anyone post anything about wanting snakes that weren't actually a medusa's hair rubbing on their dick. Maybe I just missed someone declaring that. Either way, one guy saying something contrary to my viewpoint isn't going to make me go back on it.

>> No.12776394

>>12776382
I want a Shirohebi on my dick1

>> No.12776395

>>12776388
>Rigorous Exercise
In bed.

>> No.12776396

>>12776390
I prefer Red Barren over Digiorno. I wonder if MGs have a preferred frozen pizza as well?

>> No.12776398
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>>12776395
>needing to clarify
Anon, you have no class. So back to class with you!

>> No.12776401

>>12776396
Tonys everytime.

>> No.12776402

>>12776392
Go. Away. Animal fucker.

>> No.12776404

>>12776401
>Tony
Disgusting. Almost as disgusting as the whole "new sauce" thing Digiorno went though.

>> No.12776405

>>12776082

So general consensus I'm picking up is:

- play encouraging rock music while doing a training montage, to lose some of that pudge around her tummy.
- change ends of hair to a large braid over the shoulder (but keep the eye-covered look?)
- Like that exposed shoulder idea, but not sure if it would work with the puffy maid shoulder bits. But I'll play dressup with her and post a pre-final version so you guys can critique the intended uniform before I finalize.
- No complaints about the expression, so I assume nothing needs changing?

I'm putting aside my keyboard and going back to the tablet and photoshop now. Note that I'll still be lurking the thread, so any late-comers can still throw out ideas to me even if I don't answer directly.

>> No.12776408

>>12776325
[X] Touch fluffy pits.

>> No.12776410

>>12776402
I'm going to stop getting baited now. Think I've had enough of that for this morning.

Therefore, as I won't be talking about this any more, you're free to believe you've "Won" and I've "Gone away". Do you feel better? Feel like you've achieved something?

>> No.12776412
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>>12776402
I think Loli-Oni should torture you.

>> No.12776415

>>12776396
>I wonder if MGs have a preferred frozen pizza as well?
>Noble type MG waifu wants pizza for some unknown reason
>Nothing frozen
>No delivery
>Just the kitchen and a bunch of raw ingredients
Can you sate her appetite, Anon? If you can't there may be... consequences.

>> No.12776417

>>12776396
I like Boston Pizza.

And as for frozen, McCain's makes a great 4-Meat one.

>> No.12776418

>>12776398
http://i.4cdn.org/e/1416605277728.jpg

>> No.12776419

Your monsta daughteru does everything in her power to keep you from going to work
How does she fare

>> No.12776420

>>12775366
guess I'll be the hellhound's chewtoy then.

>Hey twerp, gimme your gameboy.
>If you want it back, you gotta give me a kiss on the cheek.
>No kiss, no Pokemon Gold. Your choice.

or alternatively
>Okay twerp, you're gonna be my little brother for the day.
>That means when people ask where your momma is, you gotta say "I'm waiting for onee-sama".
>That's when I show up and you give me a hug like you're scared without me.
>Do it or I'll lick your neck again.

>> No.12776421

>>12776405
I'll assume you'll do the ears last, so I'll just shut my mouth.

>> No.12776422

>>12776412
What's with those half glove things? I've seen them in Boku no Inu as well and they were kinda cute.

>> No.12776423

>>12776415
I've made one from scratch before.
Big mistake, because it turned out extremely good and I keep hearing others telling me to make another

>> No.12776425

>>12776418
>that Dragon
I already knew she was best girl, but hot damn.
>>12776423
Any fool can make a pizza, and it more often than not turns out good. Really hard to mess up.

>> No.12776427

>>12776420
Keep going. My heart's getting a semi.

>> No.12776428

>>12776418
What is with that Dragon girl's wings? Can she just manipulate their size at will?

>> No.12776429

>>12776415
Yes
I learned proper Italian cooking ages ago, so I can make almost any type of pizza she would desire

>> No.12776430

>>12776329
>Play keep away with a member of the Sabbath.
>Pouring a carton of milk down the drain in front of a Hathorite
>Be the biggest clittease to you Kikimora you can be then bringing home a human woman and leaving your bedroom door open so she can watch.
>Adding dye to a fluffy girl's shampoo.
>Pretend to like an ugly NEET monstergirl and then abandoning her in public, reminding her that she'll die alone.
>Replace a Dragon's hoard with those chocolate coins
>Murder monstergirls in your small town in an attempt to get them to cancel the Valentine Day dance. When the young horny monstergirl decide to hold their own dance, crash the party and kill them as well.
>Find a monstergirl and then seduce, when you are married and have a child, die of a stroke, leaving them all alone.
>Pretend to be a happy well adjusted person to fool all your friends into thinking you're fine.

>> No.12776431

>>12776322
What WOULD that actually feel like?

>> No.12776434

>>12776420
Those 2nd grader delinquents are really scary...

>> No.12776435

>>12776428
>Can she just manipulate their size at will?
Yes.

>> No.12776438

>>12776430
>Cute. She's gonna rape you.
>Awful.
>Cruel.
>Hilarious.
>You Monster.
>Amusing.
>DEAR FUCKING EDGELORDS BATMAN.
>That's just...insane.
>Anon, go get therapy.

Like, right now.

>> No.12776440

>>12776394
That's not what he's saying though.

>>12776412
I think you have a micro dick.

>> No.12776441

>>12776405
>not sure if it would work with the puffy maid shoulder bits
If I had to choose between keeping the puffy shoulders and the apron I'd choose the apron any day. You could always do both and just have the straps dangling way down her arms though such that the hand across her chest seems to be holding it up rather than the straps.

>> No.12776442

>>12776425
It is hard to mess up.
However, they nevertheless keep nagging since I make the sauce spicy, use the best cheeses available, and properly wash my hands constantly.

>> No.12776444

>>12776312
Please, It will show that I richly reward my maid for her hard work.

>> No.12776447

>>12776418
Is it me or does the ghost girl have the best face?

>> No.12776448

>>12776418
>that slight tummy on the lamia
oh god my dick

>> No.12776450

>>12776440
>I think you have a micro dick
Well I think you should get CBT from Loli Oni forever and ever. And that's the end of that.

>> No.12776453

>>12776431
Well, I held a snake once in Kindergarten. Long time ago obviously, and even with the vague memory, it's hard to find something comparable to snake-skin. It's very soft for one, soft and smooth, with a bit of texture from the scaled appearance.

>> No.12776454

>>12776419
Work vs dicking the daughteru. Hard choice.

>> No.12776455

>>12776434
God help you when they reach sixth grade, and finally understand the meaning of having your Dicking Cider.

>> No.12776457
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12776457

So uh... word of god is that Hellhound has a very very big tail:

@ELHmk1 Bが正解です。尻尾です。

Sorry if I missed it earlier

>> No.12776459

>>12776453
So basically, lamia tails and Medusa hair-snakes would feel absolutely divine?

>> No.12776460

>>12776430
And another anon was slated for wonderland duty. God speed, friend.

>> No.12776461

>>12776455
>"Okay squirt! We're going to smoke behind the school! Tell anyone, and you're dead!"
>cute coughs intensify
So badass.

>> No.12776463

>>12776455
>Sixth
If we go by KC, it'd probably be between Third and Fifth actually.

>> No.12776464

>>12776450
No u times infinity.

>> No.12776468

>>12776464
You can't no u after I said it's over!

>> No.12776469

>>12776459
Probably.

>> No.12776470

>>12776453
>only held a snake once
did you live in the city or do you even childhood?

>> No.12776473

>>12776440
Snake, white snake, shiro
Shirohebi

>> No.12776474

>>12776457
The extra fluff on B on the right side is the tuft of hair from the top of her arm.

>> No.12776475

>>12776470
I've never touched a snake or any kind of reptilian in my life. I have absolutely no idea what scales feel like. As such, I find fantasizing about lamias or dragon girls to be pretty difficult.

>> No.12776477

>>12773739
>Ben Garrison

>> No.12776479

>>12776457
Christ. Although a long is isn't a bad thing.

>>12776461
>"Oi, Squirt, you're gonna share you pudding with me and enjoy it."

>> No.12776480

>>12776427
>Hey twerp, you ready for some more--
>W-w-what?
>Why are you crying?
>Oh I get it. That dark elf girl's been making you be her foot stool again.
>It's okay, my otouto. Just leave this one to nee-sama.
>[next day]
>Well? Did she say sorry?
>Wow, she even gave you her Crystal version. You're on lucky kid, Anon!
>Hmm? Oh uh, I just roughed her up a little. Don't sweat it.
>She won't be bothering you any time soon.

From then on everyone hushes up when Anon walks into a room, whispering about "messing with the hellhound's chewtoy".

>> No.12776486

Your Shirohebi wife comes home from another long day at the shrine.
Her scales have picked up so much dirt and gunk from the sidewalks , so she always goes to take a bath before she does anything else.
QUESTION:
Do you go bathe with her and clean her up?

>> No.12776487

>>12776479
>"Alright squirt, you gonna ask me to partner up with you at the school dance or do I have to give you a nookie?"
>>12776480
I'd still rather stay loyal to my sweet-toothed, genki Dark Elf domme.

>> No.12776489

>>12776470
I live in the suburbs of a major city, yes.
The only zoos I've ever gone to haven't had places where you could touch reptiles, only look through glass.

>> No.12776490

>>12776479
>You'll never bring an extra pudding for her because you're used to her doing this.
>You'll never have the oddest childhood friendship with a hellhound.
Why are you guys making me feel?

>> No.12776493

>>12776480
Timmy's going places. Too bad Jimmy is still Dark Elf and P'Ork's main target to bully.

>> No.12776495

>>12776082
Little bit too plump. rest looks fine, but she's in dire need of some maid attire to make a better judgement. So far so good.

>> No.12776496

Trying to figure out how to write combatitive hate sex with a red oni without it being silly or REVENGE levels of brutality but every time I shy away from one side I run headlong into the other

>> No.12776497

>>12776486
>Bathing with the waifu
The answer is always yes.

>> No.12776499

>>12776490
Because if we can't be happy, neither can you.
>>12776493
Did Jimmy end up in juvie?

>> No.12776501

>>12776486
This isn't even a question.

>> No.12776503

>>12776490
Childhood Friends a best.
This is no form of news.

>> No.12776504

>>12776486
How is that even a question?

>>12776496
Don't worry about it too much, if you're hate sexing an oni some violence is to be expected. Barring that, just stick to Jiujitsu style moves that aren't as overtly violent as striking.

>> No.12776505

>>12776499
Yes, he did.

>>12776487
>"Squirt, I'm going to the movies later with a friend, so I expect you to come with us. Say "no" and I'll give you an Indian Burn."

>> No.12776506

>>12776489
It is the nicest yet strange sensation when a snake coils and slithers over your arms and hands.
the scales are quite soft and pleasant to the touch.
And if you know the difference between the 'tame' ones and the dangerous ones , they will even let you rub their heads.
I deal with a lot of snakes with my job and we have one as a sort of mascot here (great mouser, don't tell Nyanon that)

>> No.12776507

>>12776468
Can and did.

>>12776473
You troll fu is pathetic.

>> No.12776510

>>12776487
Do you mean noogie or is she threatening him with sex?

>> No.12776511

>>12776490
Clearly the correct way to say thank you to your Hellhound childhood friend is to hatch her a penta-perfect Houndour.

>> No.12776513

>>12776504
Less about the actual violence and more about the motivations for it

>> No.12776514

>>12776511
Or trade her your shiny one.

>> No.12776515

>>12776505
>the movie is some hyper cheesy chick flick
>she goes to see it with you and Salamander
>>12776507
>Can and did
But it didn't have any effect, because I already said it was over.

>> No.12776516
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>>12774437
I've always wondered how normal Elementals compare in strength to other familiars in the MGE.

>> No.12776517

>>12776514

B-but I named it after her! She'd laugh at me!

>> No.12776518

>>12776513
>the motivations for it
And those currently are? It shouldn't be that hard to soften up a story you haven't posted any part of yet.

>> No.12776519

>>12776506
Somehow a whole sentence got cut out there.

The ones that are used to human contact will let you pick them up and rub them, they will even let you rub their heads.

>> No.12776521

>>12776506

It completely depends on the size of the scales, the type, and the thickness of the skin.

Something like a rattler is rough as hell or like petting a pinata at best where a boa has tiny smooth scales.

>> No.12776522

>>12776517
You bet your hiny she'd laugh at you. She'd laugh at you and poke you between the ribs until you laughed too!

>> No.12776523

>>12776329

Taking a Merrows hat
Threatening to shave a Kejourou bald

>> No.12776524

>>12776516
Elementals = Super powerful things
Familiars = Options that have the same power level as your magic stat

>> No.12776525

>>12776516
I think Elementals are pretty much the Top-Tier for summonables in MGE.

Excepting Arch-Imps. But you don't want to summon one of those, oh no.

>> No.12776531

>>12776515
>"Squirt, you're buying popcorn and drinks. Don't whine about it."

>> No.12776533

>>12776519
Just make damn sure you know the difference between the dangerous ones and the calm ones.
Even the so called calm snakes can freak out and attack you.

>> No.12776538

>>12776531
>"Squirt, we're keeping the can of popcorn on your crotch, so don't squirm!"
>"Because that way we can both reach it easily when you're sitting between us!"
>"NO YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!"
She's testing our resolve now.

>> No.12776540

>>12776521
well, its all the 'garden type' snakes that we let stay around here

>> No.12776543
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>>12776515
>Salamander
Yes please, more Salamanders

>> No.12776546

>>12776538
I don't even know how to continue from your play.

>> No.12776548

>>12776517

> You give it to her anyways
> Yes, she does laugh at you
> Years pass. You end up losing your harem-MC denseness and falling and love with her.
> Oh and new Pokemon generations come out too.
> It just so happens one of the release dates coincides with her birthday
> You get it for her and she loves the hell out of it. And you but that's to be expected.
> A week later you casually check her Global Link page to see where her Secret Base is
> It turns out she went through the entire game using only that Shiny Houndour
> Oh and there's a message on the blackboard in her base
> "Wuv u anon"

>> No.12776549

>>12776546
>hyper cheesy chickflick
Try that angle.

>> No.12776550

>>12776515
Whatever autismo. Now it's over.

>> No.12776554

>>12776543
salamander accidentally sets fire to the theater
they blame timmy

>> No.12776556

>>12776550
>trying this hard to get the last word
I won't even give you that much.

>> No.12776559

>>12776549
>Numerous CC MGs are bawling at what's going on the big screen
>Hellhound gets bored and intentionally spills her Sprite on Squirt's lap
>"Oops."

>> No.12776562

>>12776559
Now I give up.

>> No.12776564

Don't make me summon Alpollo on you 2 and force you to partake of beer and nachos!
I have 4 sets her panties here !!!

>> No.12776565

>>12776559
>spills her Sprite
Don't you mean pokes a hole in the bottom of the bucket?

>> No.12776566

>>12776543
>fixed
Fuck you.

>> No.12776568

>>12776564
I wouldn't mind that...

>> No.12776570

>>12776565
They're only in sixth grade, excluding Squirt who's in fourth.

>> No.12776573

>>12776215
Has anyone ever gave a Manticore a Persian name before?

>> No.12776574

>>12776506
So... what would a lamia tailjob be like?

>> No.12776576

>>12776564
And he is not afraid to use them!

I can see that used as a threat to get people to stop fighting.

>> No.12776579

>>12776562
We could go with the theater burning down.

>> No.12776583

>>12776579
And then the high school drop-out Ignis joins their little gang?

>> No.12776584
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>>12776556
Your life must be so fulfilling.

>> No.12776585

>>12776566
>Implying it's not fixed
Short haired combat-crazed fire girl is best girl

>> No.12776586

>>12776548
hnnnng

>> No.12776588

>>12776574
Well, I think the tails are semi motile so she could exercise some decent control over the tip.
I imagine it would be a very smooth finger like sensation, or a finger job.
They primarily just coil up around someone and snuggle the hell out of them.
I am not sure if she could coil the tip of her tail around a penor though.
Bit of advice if they coil too tightly, poke her in the sides (gotcha) and they will fling away from you.

>> No.12776589
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>>12776584
>reversing what I said to you before
You're not as clever as you think you are.

>> No.12776590

>>12776583
No. They deal visit the formally homeless Jinko and get her to buy them cigarettes.

>> No.12776591

>>12776585
Maybe if you secretly like boys. Ponytail tomboy is master race.

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>>12776591
>Not liking short hair.

>> No.12776596

>>12776585
I still think the whole "no killing no hurting" MGE bullshit doesn't fit her at all.

>> No.12776598

>>12776591

This man is right.

>> No.12776601

>>12776595
>Selfie
Yeti forever ruined

>> No.12776603

>>12776596
Why not? They're supposed to be fun-loving, not brutal.

>> No.12776605

>>12776603
They like fights, and fighting, and butting into fights, and fighting fighters, and butting into a fight between two veteran fighters fighting over the last slice of pizza.

>> No.12776606

>>12776596
>"B-but it's demonic silver, it doesn't cut it just makes you tired!"
Yeah it's kinda fucked

>> No.12776607

>>12776601
She's probably just checking her phone, since its camera isn't even facing her.

>> No.12776608

>>12776605
Just saying that for them fighting is about the thrill of competition, not about hacking people up.

>> No.12776610

>>12776608
What they don't like is a fight where you're using nerf swords. They want excitement. What's more exciting than a fight for your life?

>> No.12776611

>>12776607
You realize most smartphones have cameras on both sides now, right?

>> No.12776612

>>12776611
Damn kids and their fancy-schmancy technology, I can't keep up with it.

>> No.12776614
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>>12776611
>Implying I even technology.

>> No.12776615

>>12776610
Yes, because a battle to the death is evidently a great way to find a partner.

>> No.12776617

>>12776612
The speed in which technology is advancing, it's almost frighting. I'm just waiting until one day I wake up in the middle of Skynet's takeover

>> No.12776620

>>12776615
Regardless, she likes to fight. She's not really fighting with the Nerf brand Silver weapons.

>> No.12776621

>>12776617
Meh, if the machines ever take over, I'll let them hook me to the Matrix without a fuss.

>> No.12776622

MGC Central Admin wants to take the time to remind all of you that we shall once again have a Single Meet for that favorite of human holidays Christmas and the New years as well!
We would love nothing more than to have all of you single men come down and join us for a great night of festive entertainment where you can meet plenty of nice single women that we know you will like.
Plan ahead, come down to the central admin office and meet with one of our very nice Shirohebi planners and take some time to answer all their questions and we can get you set up for a totally wonderful Christmas for you, and if you are lucky you will get a wonderful new girlfriend for yourself.
So why stay at home alone and be depressed about being single, come down today!

>> No.12776631

>>12776622
If this helps get those sabbath assholes out of bussiness, i will do anything.

>> No.12776636
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12776636

http://pastebin.com/d550Eev4

It's time for shit

>> No.12776638

>>12776620
Well, even before demon silver weapons were made, they basically never killed or badly wounded the men they fought so your point is moot anyway. If they did use potentially lethal moves, it was only against an opponent who knew how to defend against them because they didn't want to horribly maim someone who couldn't handle her attacks.

>> No.12776640

>>12776636
>A barb was lodged within his balls
NOOOOOPE

>> No.12776641

>>12776589
Not him, but he already left, I'd say he more clever than you. Get a life.

>> No.12776645

>>12776548
I like this idea

>Give your childhood friend hellhound a shiny houndour with perfect stats, she gives you a nuggie
>Lose contact and drift apart inevitably, she goes to a different high school.
>Move out of state to go to college
>Not really into video games much anymore but decide to buy the new R&S remakes
>Battle someone on wifi, your team gets shredded
>Ridiculous overpowered ubers matched up against your favorite pokemon who happen to have crap stats
>You've used the same team since the gba days
>You are a bit of a casual after all
>Get sweeped by a shiny mega houndoom
>End up getting their friend code by chance, strike up friendship based solely on the fact that they like your taste in pokemon, even if they suck
>Never win but still

>...etc, find out it's her
>all these years later, and that houndour has traveled all the way from gba to 3ds
>but she's living on the opposite side of the world
>longing, tragedy, etc

I like these silly "it was fate to meet again" stories. And there's just something sad and nostalgic hanging onto a pokemon for so long.

>> No.12776646

>>12776622
>Implying you can take me alive.

>> No.12776653

>>12776595
How can she use a smartphone with her big, cute paws?

>> No.12776665

>>12776622

Thanks, but I think I'll pass. I think it's better off if I stay alone.

>> No.12776668

>>12776653
clawtip stylus

>> No.12776677

>>12776622
> favorite holiday
> Christmas

Shows what monsters know.

>> No.12776681

Uh-Oh! Turns out your Monster girl waifu loves your most hated fetish (Sans Futa because moot point)
How do you react?

>> No.12776687

>>12776681
>Most hated fetish
You know that for most people in here those are the really fucked up ones like guro, scat or stuff like that?

>> No.12776690

You have been married to your Shirohebi wife for sometime now.
She is very dedicated priestess and constantly keeps striving to improve her healing abilities.
Her ability to foresee the future is not too well developed but when it works its almost dead on.
However she has 1 little quirk , she has a habit of not thinking things out before she does it sometimes
The house is a mess because you both work alot .
so she decided to hire a maid.

The next day, you see a Kikimora maid cleaning the house.

What do you do Mr. Anon?


(I hate this new captcha)

>> No.12776695

>>12776690
Ask for a less generic scenario with non-boring MGs

>> No.12776702

>>12776687
I dunno, people treat anything that isn't Okaydo figures to be landwhales

>> No.12776703

>>12776690
What anyone would do with a new maid. Give her the tour of the house

>> No.12776704

>>12776687
Well, for me it's pegging.

>> No.12776706

>>12776690
What do you expect me to do? she's only my employee.

Most i would do is pay for her salary.

>> No.12776712

>>12776687

And barring that, NTR is next on the list. There's nothing worth saving in that relationship.

>> No.12776715

>>12776690
Couldn't you get a human maid?

>> No.12776719

>>12776687
>guro

Guess we're breaking up.

>> No.12776723

>>12776690
Nothing.

>> No.12776725
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12776725

Would you let her ride your lightning?

>> No.12776726

>>12776719
>Implying you can break up in MGE.
You're in for some shit mate, depending on the waifu, of course...

>> No.12776736

>>12776640

Sorry you didn't like it abuse me

>> No.12776748

>>12776736
no seriously
huge barb stabbed through testicle = destroyed testicle and impeding death by blood loss

>> No.12776754

>>12776726
>implying you can't

Where there's a will.

>> No.12776760

>>12776754
Godspeed Anon, our prayers walk with you..

>> No.12776762

>>12776690
Conspire with the maid to mindbreak her into bigamy. You can't not dick the maid.

>> No.12776765

>>12776762
>Forgetting the blue fire.
You're the one that's going to get mindbroken knigga.

>> No.12776768

>>12776622
Well, why not, maybe having someone to love will make everything not seem so pointless. But I won't hold my breath.

>> No.12776774

>>12776765
The blue fire only makes it so you HAVE to dick the shirohebi, no other female will suffice. It doesn't say you CAN'T dick other females. And, she can't mindbreak me if I break her first, even if I must feed her every damn aphrodidiac known to monster and man and hook her up to sybiiabn while I skullfuck the maid in front of her. Come at me, low libido pleb.

>> No.12776777

>>12776774
She uses it if you cheat on her so you will never ever cheat on her again. It makes all other sex worthless and your only concern is banging her before the inferno consumes your mind.

>> No.12776779

>>12776690
Since I have a wife, nothing.

>> No.12776787

>>12776736
God dammit, Bollocks, you're the worst thing since matangos.

>> No.12776789

>>12776777
>consumes your mind

I want MGU to leave.

>> No.12776790

>>12776787
Already heard about the barb thing. Is it an accident or is it torture?

>> No.12776793

>>12776789
>Implying a good third of all MGs don't use some form of mind control including magical spells, chemical addiction, pheromones, etc.

>> No.12776794

>>12776645
But will they ever meet again?
I must know anon.
I MUST KNOW IF CHILDHOOD FRIENDSHIP IS VICTORIOUS.

>> No.12776797

>>12776793
>not reading the Q&A
>Taking everything literally

Door's right there motherfucker.jpg

>> No.12776799

qqq>>12776190
So here's what I do:
>Take a famous name for a particular species or something related to said species
>Make an ordinary name that sounds similar to it
>ex: Ogre
>"Jyaki sounds like something related to ogres."
>"Jackie?"
or
>Shirohebi
>"There was that one story about the Chinese white snake, Bai Suzhen."
>"How about Jen?"
>Apophis --> Ophiuchus --> Ophelia
>Pharaoh --> Ra/Re --> Rei
>Medusa --> Melusine --> Melusine...

I can go on.

>> No.12776800

>>12776793

And how often does KC talk about people getting lost in sex too? Pretty much every profile.

I just think it's hilarious how the guy picks the one woman with a built-in anti-sharing weapon and says his plan is to force a harem.

>> No.12776802

>>12776631
>Implying the Sabbath doesn't have a magnificent Christmas Mass (Read: Hilariously hedonistic party).

>> No.12776804
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12776804

>>12776800
>stop enjoying the setting as you please

No.

>> No.12776806

>>12776712
>Find out wife is a cuck.
>Wants to watch you fuck another MG.
>Wants to have you watch another guy fuck her in turn.

I was not prepared for this suffering.

>> No.12776807

>>12776794
Don't worry anon, they end up meeting again and they marry soon after.

They seal their union by making their pokemons breed.

>> No.12776811

>>12776807
L-Lewd!
I love a happy ending.

>> No.12776812

>>12776807
>a PC box full of Lvl 1 houndours.

>> No.12776816

>>12776790
She stabs the guy through the balls with a barb on purpose to make him produce more cum.

>> No.12776818

>>12776807
I..it's not like I wanted a happy ending or anything b..baka.

>> No.12776820

>>12776816
NNNOOOOOPPE!!! REMOVE MANTICORE!

>> No.12776822

>>12776787

More. I need more abuse.

>> No.12776824

>>12776802
Magical consumable smorgasbord and lolis for everyone!

>> No.12776825

>>12776822
Exactly how does destroying a man's testicles help him become erect and produce more semen anyway?

>> No.12776827

>>12776825

I should've specificed scrotum.

Lemme fix that right quick.

>> No.12776830

>>12776822
>>12776787
>>12776736
>>12776640

The fuck are you people doing

>> No.12776833

>>12776822
Just a prick is all you need. Not a stab, a prick.

>> No.12776835

>>12776833
>forgetting that manticores are sadists

>> No.12776840

>>12776833

There, I fixed it.

Happy now?

Burn me to the ground.

>> No.12776841

>>12776822
I hope monster girls become real just so a manticore can stab you in the nutsack and then rape you and call you a little bitch as you scream and moan.

>> No.12776849

>>12776825
How big are manticore barbs anyway? If it was small with a narrow tip and didn't go in very far, there wouldn't really be a problem. Would still hurt like a bitch tho.

>> No.12776854

>>12776849
Monster sex never hurts, but it's natural to react this way to GETTING STABBED IN THE FUCKING BALLS!

>> No.12776857

>>12776854
Well, that's why I'm asking how big her barbs are.
And it did hurt in the story.

>> No.12776862

>>12776857
Pretty big. They'd easily pierce a man's testicle all the way through.
They could plausibly inject their venom into other places without causing serious damage, but not the balls.

>> No.12776868

>>12776862
All the same though, it'd only take a small prick to inject the venom. You'd probably risk more damage trying to shave or trim your pubic hair.

But of course, the Manticore is a sadist...

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12776869

Filled out sweaters are needed.

>> No.12776873

http://exhentai.org/s/8cca23f29f/764791-87

Wolf girl and little red riding shota just happened.

Too bad it lasts for about 3 pages before getting ruined by a fucking fat ugly guy. Fuck you Japan.

>> No.12776875

>Hellhound actually from Devon County of England
>Has an English accent
>Not a satirized britbong accent, an actual almost sexy English accent
>Best friends with a prim and proper Cheshire, despite being crude and base herself

>> No.12776877

>>12776868
They're not that kind of sadist though. They delight in taking control of you, not in inflicting agony. They're more into mental anguish.

>> No.12776878

>>12776869
>Muramasa
>In that window-sweater
YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES.

>> No.12776883

>>12776869
big and brown, just the way I like it

>> No.12776884

>>12776873
>Starts reading
>She's a slut anyway
And my fucks given are few.

But still, would've been better if she'd only been a slut for the shota.

>> No.12776890

>>12776857

It was a temporary pain.

>> No.12776892

>>12776873
Shame.
If doujins were written by Succubi, they'd know what's best.
They certainly wouldn't add fat ugly/faceless dudes doing girls, that's for sure.

>> No.12776896

Human boy supplies in MGC have been running dangerously low, despite the myriad of incentive schemes in place, the supply of fresh Human boys to the city has dwindled to less than even a trickle.

The few that dare enter are quickly snatched up by the rich upper class, leaving the rest of the populace high and dry.

The unprivileged lower classes form a revolt against the government and the rich, in a desperate attempt to grab themselves a man.

Who will survive this brutal clash of Monsters? Who will be left victorious, to claim their soul mates from the rubble?

Find out, in Monsterpocalypse!
Coming soon to a cinema near you.

All's fair in love and war, baby.

>> No.12776898

>>12776884
At least there's plenty of /ss/ing with MGs in the rest of the thing.

>>12776892
>doujins written by succubi
>shotas and effeminate boys getting pounded by faceless CCs

>> No.12776901

>>12776890
An impaled testicle is gonna hurt a ton once that venom wears off.

>> No.12776902

>>12776896
Monster girls make shit movies

>> No.12776903

So I'm thinking on doing some live prose writing in a bit, I want to test out an idea and see if it flies or flops. Do you guys want the MC to have a name or be anon?

>> No.12776904

>>12776636
I liked it, good work writing that anon. Quite enjoyable, adorable ending.

>> No.12776906

>>12776903
Don't announce it, just start writing. Do whatever you want.

>> No.12776907

>>12776898

Just curious, what's with so many discussion or greentext self-inserts being shotas? The question has been bugging me since it seems to be the polar opposite of what mainstream manga, doujin, and VN go with (strong, willful, ripped-but-lean protagonist).

Is it a femdom thing? Shotacon thing?

>> No.12776909

>>12776903

Having a name is best.

>> No.12776910 [DELETED] 

Why does alp bullying look so mean?I want to be friends with an alp

Also what the fuck happened to the Captcha while I was at class?

>> No.12776911

>>12776898
>big strong manly men getting reduced to bitchbois by the end of the doujin

It's like the reverse of what happens to tomboys.

>> No.12776912

>>12776901
It was just a prick, Anon.

>> No.12776914

>>12776898
I'd imagine they'd make doujins of all kinds to suit everybody's fetishes. Not at the same time, of course, but everything would gave its place.

>Cute H-doujin of the Oomukade fucking the boy who surprisingly loves her back?
>Check
>Ghost blowjob from Cheshire turned into lewd playtime in the dark?
>Written and schlicked to
>Shota and Loli Devil friends accidentally stumbling into /ss/ x loli sex?
>Fapped to her own work after doing it. It was her fetish too

>> No.12776915

>>12776906
Yeah but people sometimes get pissy of they can't self insert

>> No.12776916

>>12776901

I changed it to just a prick on the scrotum. I only want to make you guys happy. Is that okay? You believe that, don't you Danny?

>> No.12776919

>>12776622
That sounds good. Though what is up with the questions? I thought these things are public events?

Also I've been hearing rumors about people being snatched away against their will by ushi oni's and the like. Whats up with that?

>> No.12776921

>>12776896
>Jerry is just your normal average guy, living a normal average life.
>That is, until he moves to MGC.
>Record scratch.
>And now, he's about to find out herp derpy derp..
>Starting Adam Sandler.

Yeah...no.

>> No.12776927

>>12776907
Femdom thing. Some people like to feel helpless and have the girl be bigger and physically stronger than them. It's a warm feeling of being completely overtaken by an older woman, who doesn't necessarily have to be CC.

And yeah, mainstream manga has an obsession with gary stu because most people are paranoid about appearing weak to others. So they prefer to self-insert as someone with no flaws, or if they do have flaws they're overwritten by their willfulness or hot-bloodedness.

>> No.12776930

>>12776921
I thought it'd be Rob Schneider.

>Rob Schneider is
>The Shota

>> No.12776932

>>12776911
God I hate when they do that shit to Tomboys.

>>12776907
>Strong, willful, ripped-but-lean protagonist
I self-insert as mousy, insecure, unfit, vaguely girly mage-boys, thank you very much.

No, there aren't a lot of them out there.
Yes, I relish whenever a comic with such a protagonist or semi-important side character pops up.

>> No.12776935

>>12776921
HBs wouldn't be main characters in MGC movies. They'd be the cute love interests that Jane Plain somehow succeeds in making love her.

>> No.12776938

>>12776228
All Drones are sterile. Only Queens are fertile.

You will not have daughterus. However being a part of the hive isn't too bad, you have protection and food, not a bad fate for humans taken into the hive but rejected by the queen.

>> No.12776940

>>12776930
Both equally terrible. Also, that title..

>> No.12776941

>>12776932
>I self-insert as mousy, insecure, unfit, vaguely girly mage-boys, thank you very much.

Exquisite taste, brother.

>> No.12776947

>>12776940
it's just like the Hot Chick
Rob Schneider transforms from an unlovable 40 something with a kiki maid to a 10 year old blonde boy with curls and blue eyes, and he has to avoid the advances of all the shotacon CC's and rapists

>> No.12776948

>>12776904

T-thanks.

>> No.12776949

>>12776947
You might be on to something there.

>> No.12776950

>>12776947
Especially that lamia from down the street who really likes the feeling of the soft skin of children.
Oh, also she rapes them too.

>> No.12776951

>>12776916
But what made you even think destroying the guy's nut would be a good idea?

>> No.12776954

>>12776947
Sounds like cold garbage.

On fire.

>> No.12776956

>>12776873
http://exhentai.org/s/213faa0aa2/764791-140

I can't quite tell what's going on here but my dick is pleased.

>> No.12776957 [DELETED] 

>>12776910
it broke, and AFAIK none of the extensions work yet

>> No.12776959

>>12776896
Monsterpocalypse!

>Here's some condoms Twokey for yours little alps problems
>You an alp Jizzelf!
>NO I NOT!

>Natalia, you can't drink tequila. You go to a brutal handholding vanilla place and I'm not going to deal with it again.

>Charles is still Charles.
>Girls, girls, White Geyser Records needs that demo by the end of the week or they're going to send a producer to make sure it gets done.
>How are we supposed to write when we need to get laid? How do you deal with it?
>Why don't you ever get a hard on for us Charles? I mean, we wouldn't fuck a wrinkly suit like you but check out these tits. What are you, a robot?

>> No.12776960

>>12776949
>>12776950
or a Deuce Bigalow type thing,
Deuce Bigalow: Monstergirl Gigolo
>>12776956
of course it's shit, it's formulaic Rob Schneider tripe

>> No.12776962

>>12776951
It didn't say anything about destroying nuts though. Just that the tip of one of her barbs had lodged itself in it. And his balls were totally fine afterwards.

>> No.12776969

>>12776947
>Jerry is a 40 year old virgin, who can't even dick his maid.
>That is, until he's transformed *record scratch* into a shota!
>And now, he's about to find out, that being young isn't always fun.
>Rob Schneider is The Shota.
>Rated PG13.

Making money here people.

>> No.12776970

>>12776938

Many females are rendered sterile by pheremones released by the queen. If the queen is killed or the gamergate female drones are removed from her influence then it's possible to become queens.

Totally not kidding about that term. Look it up.

>> No.12776973

>>12776960
No, but okay, real talk:
Gigolo sounds like it would be a wonderful thing to be if you're a "Lamia Clients Only" kind of guy.

>> No.12776976

>>12776969
Let's pitch it to Tanuki Studios and make millions!

>> No.12776977

>>12776951

It was just the tip that stabbed his teste. Not the entire girth of the damned thing. Either you liked the story or you didn't.

>> No.12776979

>>12776969
>>12776976
>>12776947
>>12776930


God damn you people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFLuIn6lj5g

>> No.12776982

>>12776976
I dunno, these guys are pretty shady...

>> No.12776984

>>12776977
>It was just the tip that stabbed his teste. Not the entire girth of the damned thing.
Oh, okay. Now I don't really have a problem with it. And I did like the story, it was just that one thing that irked me.

>> No.12776986

>>12776973
I'd go for only higher end clients. keep a chastity belt on to prevent rape, unless rape play is paid for.

>> No.12776993

>>12776984

Why would I be stupid enough to write an entire Manticore barb obliterating a guy's testicle? I mean yeah, i'm a faggot and hack but come on.

I'm not a risk taker to that degree.

>> No.12776995

>>12776977

You are aware that barb mean's it's hooked like a harpoon and tears a chunk of flesh out when it's removed right?

>> No.12776996

>>12776979
Honestly one of the funniest things they've ever done.

>> No.12776997

>>12776977
I liked the story.
And.
Change it back.

>> No.12776999

>>12776986
Indeed. Although, I'm going to be honest, here...
Apophis girls would get 40% off all rates.
Supply and demand.
I increase demand, I get the supply.

>> No.12777000

>>12776977
You're awfully uppity for a masochist, aren't you?

Anon just spent HIS precious time reading your little shitstory, and this is how you repay his generosity? By acting like an ungrateful bitch?

You should be on your knees, thanking him for pointing out a fatal flaw among other flaws in your terrible writing. Go crawl back home and verbally jack yourself off until you've realized what a pathetic "writer" you are.

>> No.12777001

>>12776896
>>12776919

How about a stereotypical blockbuster Hollywood action thriller?

>Pan to an image of a large building with stone pillars outside, and a sign engraved with "First National MGC Sperm Bank"
>Cut to news caster clips about the a rise in recent manticore attacks driving single men out of the city and causing a surge in the unmarried MG population.
>A semen shortage occurs, sparking a crisis as unwed, baby-crazy Christmas Cakes scramble to buy up the increasingly expensive and dwindling semen reserves.

>Meanwhile...

>A rather charismatic Lillim is taking it easy at her modest, but well-cared for generic suburban home. There's a knock at the door.
>Her old friend from before she went to prison, a shrewd Tanuki booky turned entrepreneur. They haven't met in years. They spend a few minutes catching up, before the Tanuki gets straight to the point.
>They could become the richest people in MG city if they can get her hands on the semen reserves and sell them on the black market.

>But first, they must assemble a team.

>Insert montage of a Lillim briefly visiting and recruiting very quirky, highly specialized MGs to join the bank robbing team. Included are a Oomukade NEET hacker, a Cheshire pickpocket with a posh British accent, a stoic Ushi-Oni thug, a Doppelganger con artist, a Kejourou hitman with a hairbrushing addiction, a Werebat safecracker, and a Dormouse lookout.

>[Words begin flying at the screen with a black backdrop, with a booming female voice narrating]
>THE HEIST THAT WILL MAKE HISTORY AND BILLIONS
>AN UNLIKELY TEAM WITH A SINGLE GOAL
>TO CONTROL MGC'S MOST PRECIOUS STRATEGIC RESOURCE
>COMING THIS SUMMER
>LIQUID GOLD

>> No.12777005

>>12776993
Well, depends on how much you consider "the tip"...

>> No.12777010

>>12777001
There was no need to tripfag that. Stop attentionwhoring.

>> No.12777011

>>12777001
>Dormouse Lookout
And then the plan went south.

>> No.12777013

>>12777005

Not him but look at the illustrations. The things are the size of steak knives. That's a lot of spine.

>> No.12777015
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12777015

>>12777000

>> No.12777016

>>12777001
How about just the Postal movie with monster girls?

I'd watch that, original movie wasn't that bad.

>> No.12777018

>>12777013
Their size tends to be exaggerated in fanart, to be fair.

>> No.12777021

>>12776875
>'Sexy' English Accent
>'OUY GUVNA! YOU GOUIN' TOU BE PUTTING YOUR WAGGLING WIENER IN ME SPERM CLOUSET?'

>> No.12777022

>>12777001
>Posh Cheshire
>Not Cockney
Eeeeeeh...

>> No.12777027

>>12777021
>THAT WEREN'T A QUESTION BOY
>OFF WITH THEM BRITCHES

>> No.12777028

>>12777016
>Famous dwarf girl get's thrown into a cage of horny monkeys

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

>>12777018
They go from steak knives in the profile to spear heads in fanart. They're stupid huge in every source.

>> No.12777029

>>12777015
is loving them tenderly a way of bullying?

>> No.12777032

>>12777022
What the hell do people sound like in North England around the Cheshire area anyway?

>> No.12777033

>>12777028
Fuck you I wanna live on that world.

>> No.12777036

>>12777000

I love you. Marry me. Abuse me like the piece of subhuman scum I am.

>> No.12777043

>>12777036
Stop.

Please stop breathing the same air I do.

>> No.12777048

>>12777036

The fuck is this

>> No.12777049

>>12777036
Kill yourself.

>> No.12777051

>>12777029
>is loving them tenderly a way of bullying?
It's the best way to bully them, I highly recommend finding the nearest cyclops, walking up to her, and holding her hand while telling her how much she means to you.

>> No.12777053

>>12777010
>>12777016

what other Hollywood cliche movies would be more interesting if placed in MGC or had MG characters? we need a Jurassic Park/World trailer, but I guess with dragon girls? or maybe ripped, massive, savage tribal men instead of dinosaurs for a combined thriller/porno version.

>>12777010
>tripfag posting an original, albeit short blurb
>still attentionwhoring

some people just want to find reasons hate something that all the other cool kids do. i dont really mind it since it makes it easier to find their stuff in the archives if you forget to save it.

>> No.12777054

>>12777048

A particularly whiny piece of furniture.

>> No.12777055

>>12777036
Cyclops are real!

>> No.12777059

>>12777055
No anon, this is just a faggot.

>> No.12777061
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12777061

>>12777055

So is Baphomet.

>> No.12777063

>>12777055

Cyclopses have more self-respect than that faggottini.

>> No.12777069

>>12777036
Marry some no-name trash like you?

I bet all you've ever written are a few greentexts riddled with misspellings and tense inconsistencies. I bet you drool in ecstasy whenever someone replies to your shitty little sex fantasies with a generic comment like "It's good". I bet you dream of the day someone mentions your story in another thread, someone who's not you samefagging hype.

Disgusting, awful, terrible "writing". Worse than disgusting, forgettable. No one will ever remember you or your shitty manticore fantasy ever existed, and you will die alone and still unable to type a grammatically correct sentence.

>> No.12777086

>>12777069
What the fuck.

>> No.12777092

>>12776636
Kinda confused the hell out of me at first.

>tfw jaime is a man's name around where i live.

For a second there i struggled to know who was the husband and who was the wife.

I have no complains though, it was good.

Even though i am not a femdomfag

>> No.12777099

Wow testicle destruction crap writing

Yeah nothing more romantic that having a manticore barb stabbed through my nut sack to make me want to have more sex!

Cool story bro!

(I do not like the added steps for the new captcha, but the large type helps)

>> No.12777104

>>12777086
writers are masochists, anon. didn't you know?

>> No.12777106

>>12777021
Not exactly.
Think Savannah Gold
Or Shulk if that's your thing.

>> No.12777110

>>12777092

Jaime is a feminine form of Jamie, she and Roland are from the other story that guy did.

>Forced worldbuilding

>> No.12777119

romance movies
MG gets strong hard working man to sweep her off their feet.

Comedy
Several MGs try to get the same mans attention. (he is phase 1 alp)

Horror
RMB That kikimora horror flick

there are a lot of film ideas that would make a lot of money in MGC

>> No.12777123

>>12777119
Story of a huntress
A heart warming tale of a shy manticore that find the man of her dreams (with a barb though his nutseck , just kidding, couldn't resist)

I think sex would be really common in MG movies.
Imagine a theater full of shriohebi and kiki types swooning over a hand holding scene

>> No.12777127

What if
Putting aphrodisiacs in your CC vampire bbosses coffee on the day you're supposed to work with her alone on a project, only for her to have called in sick and your elf coworker steal her coffee

>> No.12777132

>>12777127
if she is a dark elf, I am all for giving her the D

>> No.12777134

>>12777119
>MG gets strong hard working man to sweep her off their feet.

Pretty sure they'd be more like
>clueless self-insert MG suddenly meets gets thrown into a dramatic situation by a mysterious HB for whom she has to do everything in her power to make him fall in love with her, before realizing he loved her all along but he's just bad at expressing himself.

>There's a HB for every MG out there, folks!

>> No.12777137

>>12777123
What about a friendly handshake between two guys?

>> No.12777141

>>12777132
No it's a regular single elf, who happens to have been a longtime friend of yours. You also may or may not have been using her for advice about how to get your vampire boss to notice you.

>> No.12777143

>>12777134
or two best friend monstergirls that fight over a cute Human Boy, almost ruining their friendship until they see the guys who've been under their noses the whole time

>> No.12777144

>>12777134
that sounds like a great kikimora movie

She is trying to save the HB from a Manticore before she can spear his nutsack

>> No.12777146

Oh man, just hearing about Kikimoras makes me want to dick the maid.

>> No.12777148

>>12777141
Oh, great, shes gonna pester me to rape her again isn't she?
Damn needy elves.

>> No.12777151

>>12777148
Perhaps but you're both a virgin; the cc vampire is single and the woman of your dreams.

>> No.12777152

>>12777146
But if you did, would you take responsibility? >>12776082

>> No.12777156

Walking dead MG edition
A group of nomadic zombie girls wander around the country looking for a place to call home and be safe.

Lots of warm fuzzy sex at the end.

>> No.12777158

>>12777099
>Commercial-Anon
>insulting anyones writing ability

>> No.12777159

Who's written the best elemental sex scene where the girl is made of the element instead of just being a bitch on fire or something?

>> No.12777160

>>12777156
>Walking Dead
>About the zombies.

Make it about humans boys doing the wandering and instead of being bitten they get raped tenderly by zombie girls that turn into loving Wight wives.

>> No.12777161

>>12777151
oh thats easy, cc vampire boss, want her to notice you.
she is prolly the type that thinks no one wants her too.

easy to get, just gotta do it right.

>> No.12777162

>>12777119

Paladin: A horror film in which someone dressed as a paladin stalks and kills his way through Monstergirl City. The killer is revealed to be a lizardman killing the ones responsible for driving the man she loved into slutdom

An Amazon's heart: A romance about an Amazon who falls for a man who is traumatized by his brutal rape years before. She tries to make him fall for her while her peers try to pressure her into enslaving him Lots of princess carrying, cuddles and "I love you"s Real sick shit

The PainMmaid:A Kikimora teams up with a insane Himezina to save her master from the mobsters holding him for ransom.

>> No.12777166

>>12777159
>Having sex with literal flames

Well, normally I don't believe in denouncing others for their fetishes, but that's probably too much kink for me.

>> No.12777168

>>12777159

Elementals are rare in stories what with being super powerful and already in contracts that negate a bunch of the classic awkward romance.

Really, I think they'd be best played as part of an old married couple.

>> No.12777170

>>12777158
That was not me.
I am sorry to crush your hopes at trolling
>>12777123
this was.

>> No.12777171

>>12777146
>Dicking the maid.
You don't understand. They want to be dicked. It's much more fun to be the biggest tease you can possibly be and deny them the dick for as long as you can.

>> No.12777174

>>12777156

That sounds heartwarming. I'd take them in if I knew what they were up to, given I wouldn't be scared shitless.

>> No.12777180

>>12777162
I want a movie about a normal Kikimora who lives peacefully until someone kidnaps her master and leaves her for dead, she rises as the embodiment of vengeance and good service to track down those who kidnapped her master.

It would be full of action with bullets, blood and brooms flying everywhere.

The plottwist:It was a roomba all along, possesed by an incredibly advanced AI who wants to rule the world as the supreme overlord of cleanliness.

>> No.12777181

>>12777162
>An Amazon's heart

It'd be like your typical vanilla romcom but with the roles reversed.

>"When Sally Met Harry"
>Can MGs and HBs ever just be friends?
>(movie ends with the amazoness declaring her love for him dramatically)

>> No.12777184

>>12777174
>Letting an entire pack of wandering MGs into your home
>A pack of mindless MGs that attack men on sight.

Well, might get the same effect easier by walking naked through a Manticore ghetto, but more power to you I guess.

>> No.12777188

>>12777180
here take all my money.jpg

>> No.12777192

>>12777171
>"RAPE ME NOW SUBCREATURE!"

>> No.12777194

>>12777184

Do they have to be completely mindless, though? They could retain some emotion or sense of respect, or else it wouldn't change much from the original series.

>> No.12777196

>>12777181
>HB fakes orgasm at restaurant, old guy says "I'll have what he's having

>> No.12777198

i wonder if someone will get the all 7s post

>>12777184
they are looking for a home, and a stud

>> No.12777199

>>12777194
The KC canon says they do.

But you could always throw in a ghoul or two, or even a Wight as a leader, to "keep them in line" so to speak. Actually, would make a much more compelling story since they'd have someone that could think, talk, or love.

>> No.12777203
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12777203

>Man On Fire
>Denzel Washington is a kikimora
>The blonde girl is a shota
>Happy ending with tons of /ss/

>> No.12777206

James bond would always be Sean Connery
Do not ask me why he hasn't aged. he just hasn't over the last 40 years.
Always looks like he did in his prime

maybe it's his wife?

>> No.12777207

>>12777199

>The KC canon says they do.

This is the part where we make our own, at least for this movie's storyline. What do you think?

>> No.12777209

>>12777203
Holy shit, he got pretty damn violent and twisted in that movie

A kikimora acting like that would be fucking awesome

>> No.12777212

>>12777206
Pussy so good it keeps me immortal.

>> No.12777214

>>12777207
Well, you could if you really wanted to, but there's no reason you'd need to if you just gave them someone to keep the undead in line like a Lich, Wight, or even a Ghoul. Still, if you want to go that route, no one will stop you.

>> No.12777217

>>12777203
that movie was a bummer

>> No.12777218

>>12777196
>What I'm saying is, MGs and HBs can't ever be friends because the rape part gets in the way.

>> No.12777221

>>12777203
B-but anon, i've seen the movie and the guy... he doesn't get a good ending.

>> No.12777222

>>12776636
I wouldn't mind seeing scenarios similar to this in the future.
>>12777092
Well, Jaime is also the feminine form Diego if I can recall correctly.

>> No.12777224

The movie is about a Shirohebi head shrine priest who is married and has 3 daughters.
Inside of her shrine is a 600 year old 200lb (white) gold statue of the Shirohebi white snake goddess.
They kidnap her family and demand she give them the statue 'or else'.

She using her powers and fighting abilities saves them all and kicks bad girl butt!

The movies name is

The Snakes of wrath

>> No.12777225

>>12777214

Well, your idea does make more sense than mine, though I get the feeling that the Lich/Wight/Ghoul would use the zombie girls as leverage to get whatever they want, blackmailing the MC and all.

>> No.12777228

>>12777224
I hate you, I hate your idea and you should hit yourself in the nuts for that title.

>> No.12777230

>>12777225
Not if he's shielding them from, I dunno, whatever the equivalent of MGC dogcatchers are. The feds searching for unregistered or illegal MG immigrants. It also adds the drama of protecting their secret.

>> No.12777232

>>12777192
>Toss a Kikimora onto her bed
>She's panting, hear chest rapidly raising up and down
>You undress her down to her underwear
>You plant kisses on her neck, slowly moving downward.
>You stop at her inner thighs and feel her quiver as you inhale deeply
>You take off your ants and lay down down
>Just as you're sliding off your boxers you remember that thing you had to do.
>You quickly put your pants back on as she springs up.
>You're already out the door before she can protest.
>Every window in the house vibrates at her screams.

>> No.12777233

>>12777214
KC's lore is far, far too restrictive, at least with how it's fans bitterly hold onto it here, so it probably would be best to avoid it in bulk. Pulling ideas from it here or there isn't bad, however

>> No.12777234

>>12777206
Who would connery have married?
Vampire?
Shirohebi?
Fox?
wight?
vergest?

>> No.12777237

>>12777234
Kunoichi, secret agent with secret agent.

>> No.12777238

>>12777230

Now that sounds interesting.

>> No.12777239

>>12777206
>>12777234

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzXkbJwrN38
probably a real masochist

>> No.12777240

>>12777234
Probably a succubus. James bond is basically a male succubus as it is (or incubus, but the kind that attracts all MGs, not just their waifu).

Barring that, maybe a vampire or wight, because ultra-classy sophisticated woman seem his tight.

>> No.12777243

>>12777161
Well getting her drunk didn't work, talking to her didn't work, aphrodisiacs where the next to llast gambit.

>> No.12777244

>>12777237
That would make sense, plus Connery's Bond went the ninja route with japanese agents in one of his movies, I want to say Thunderball but I feel like I'm wrong, its been years since I've watched classic Bond

>> No.12777247

An English Hellhound?
Now I'm thinking about a Hellhound who sounds like Bayonetta.
(Holy shit this new captcha is horrible on mobile.)

>> No.12777253

>>12777232
Better yet.

Place a roomba on her crotch and turn it on with promises of dickings if she endures itThere will be no dickings

>> No.12777254

>>12777247
>Hellhound with Bayonettas voice
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAZwd0rijXI

>> No.12777255

>>12777244
You only Live Twice, where a 6'+ Scotsman pretending to be an English spy pretended to be a Japanese man, despite being covered in hair

>> No.12777256

>>12777221
This one will have a good one because the power of love conquers all

>> No.12777259

>>12777222

... What kind of scenario?

I'm honestly asking because all I thought of while writing it is being with family during christmas and using it as a time to make amends.

That and french vanilla.

>> No.12777261

>>12777253
That's so mean. I like it

>> No.12777262

>>12777253
>The shame of being made to cum by her worst enemy.
>Cuming with someone/something besides the husband equals NTR in her head

>How to mindbreak a Kikimora

>> No.12777265

>>12777243
scheduled a meeting with her, if not possible just go to step 2
Go onto her office.
Walk to her side of the desk.
Sit on the edge of her desk facing her.
Wait til you get her attention.
Tell her how you feel.
don't leave til you tell her.

Work a deal with her secretary to block calls and interruptions

success

Or the wait in the parking lot leaning against her car door

>> No.12777266

>>12777253
Anon why. Stop.

>> No.12777270

>>12777255
That's right, I think I remember him faking his death in that one. Fuck, Connery has too many Bond flicks

This makes me want to pull my WW2 MG spy fic off the backburner now

>> No.12777271

>>12777261
>>12777262
>>12777266
Step right up for my patented book "How to break your monster girl!"

Only $59.99Hellhounds not includedMay not always workNo refunds

>> No.12777273

>>12777253
That is worse than nut sack penetration by a manticore!

>> No.12777276

>>12777270
That sounds pretty fun.

>> No.12777278

>>12777270
The dirty dozen with MGs?

Got to have at least 1 wurm in there.

>> No.12777282

>>12777265
Huh that's a lot better than the way I was going to write it. I was going to have anon eventually strip down naked and bundle himself up as a gift for her at the christmas office party.
Funny thing is I enjoy thinking about cc vampire boss more than I do writing cookanon. But people seem to like cookanon more

>> No.12777284

>>12777232
>Toss a Kikimora onto her bed
>She's panting, hear chest rapidly raising up and down
>You undress her down to her underwear
>You plant kisses on her neck, slowly moving downward.
>You stop at her inner thighs and feel her quiver as you inhale deeply
>You take off your ants and lay down down
>Then take off your centipedes
>And your flies
>Your Kikimora waifu then watches as spaghetti and insects spill from your pockets
>You let out a nervous chuckle before bursting into a swarm of insects, quickly scuttling into every corner and crevice of your house
>The Kikimora sits on your bed, horrified and confused

>Thus is life as a shy, virginal sentient swarm of insects
>It sucks to be the Oogie Boogie Man

>> No.12777285

>>12777253
This is why there are homeless Kikimoras out freezing in the snow!
This is all your fault!

>> No.12777287

>>12777273

We're reaching meme levels of shit with that. If you didn't like his story why keep bringing it up like some kind of shilling fagknocker?

>> No.12777289
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>>12777259
I can recall a discussion from the last thread that involved bitter, abstinent MILFs who've encountered the shota/guy they raped many years prior.

However, the ex-shota grew up to have a happy family, while the MILF is alone with his rapebaby.

>> No.12777290

It's Bath time! How hard is it to give your Monster girl daughteru a bath?

>> No.12777295

>>12777285
It's not that bad. She'll be dicked when her master makes her tell him all the dirty lewd things she thought about him.

>> No.12777303

>>12777290
not very. Jinkos love playing in the water. Usually JInko mom likes to lick her daughter clean

>> No.12777304

>>12777290
Give her insides a good scrubbing until she ahego-faces. Then she'll be limp and completely docile for her bath, and her orifices will be stretched wide enough to make cleaning easy!

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>>12777289

Oh.

Well, sorry to disappoint. Not in the mood to write bad ends right now, no matter how much there's people who want it. It's depressing having such a love-hate relationship with Manticores.

There's something else being brainstormed right now, but not sure if it'd be a good idea. We'll see.

>> No.12777307

>>12777276
>>12777278
That's the general idea, albeit with a bit more espionage. I'm just not sure how to pull everything off smoothly

>> No.12777308

>>12777162
>Princess carry

You fucking faggot.

>> No.12777311

>>12777290
>you will never tell laska she should wash the paint off her body, only to see her walk out of the shower with bruises everywhere

>> No.12777318

>>12777303
>Jinkos
My nigga.

>> No.12777321

>All this talk of Sean Connery
>Not one Highlander reference

I am very disappointed in you all.

>> No.12777326

>>12775366
>homemade lasagna
Anyone not picking this has shit taste

>> No.12777328
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>>12777162
How about a twist on the Liam Neeson Old Guy Kicks Ass sub genre of action film with a Christmas Cake ex Military elf saves her HB?

>> No.12777329
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12777329

>>12777321

>Sean Connery talk
>NO REFERENCE OF DRAGONHEART

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12777331

>Can't use 4chan x anymore
>because of fucking captcha of all things

Truly this is the saddest of days.

>> No.12777333

>>12777329
probably because Draco a shit. the Monstergirl, not the Connery Dragon

>> No.12777335

>>12777282
I like both man, so keep writing both

>> No.12777342

>>12777329
>cockney dracosa

What evil being came up with this?

>> No.12777350
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12777350

>>12777342

It was Bollocks being the atypical faggot he/she/it is.

>> No.12777352

>>12776543
>tfw no tomboy mg gf

>> No.12777361

>>12777350
Nope, can't read more than four words without getting a headache. That's it, I'm jumping on the bandwagon, I hate Bollocks.

>> No.12777367

>>12776591
High ponytails are pretty great.
But short hair does have its own merits on the subject.
What to do, what to do?

>> No.12777370

>>12777304
You.
I like you.

God, new captcha sucks. MOOOOOOT!

>> No.12777380
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12777380

Who's the John Cena of the mg world?

>> No.12777384

>>12777380
Get out of here Liam.

>> No.12777388

>>12777380
Doppelganger.

Because she can put good acts

>> No.12777390

>>12777380
A manly man who is secretly fruity pebbles? Dragon, Werebat, Nightmare.

>> No.12777406
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12777406

Hello, shotas, look at your woman, now back to me, now back at your woman, now back to me.

Sadly, she isn’t me, but if she stopped using paladin scented body wash and switched to Hell Spice, she could smell like she’s me.

Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a cave with the woman your woman could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a geode with two DVDs of that anime you love. Look again, the DVDs are now action figures!

Anything is possible when your woman smells like Hell Spice and not a paladin. I’m breaking your pelvis.

>> No.12777409

>>12777384
who

I just want a girl who's time is now and I can't see her

is that so wrong

>> No.12777415

>>12777406
>Implying shotas don't have a purity fetish.
Try harder.

>> No.12777425

>>12777384
I still can't believe Liam likes monstergirls.

>> No.12777426

>>12777409
Aw, you didn't get the joke, nvm.

Carry on, citizen.

>> No.12777427

>>12777406
I had a giggle

>> No.12777429

>>12777425

Of course he does, MGs are the hypest shit.

>> No.12777431

>>12777415
>Shotas
>Being anything but whores
They are men after all.

>> No.12777440

>>12777384
Who the fuck is Liam.

>> No.12777448

>>12777431
Oni pls

>> No.12777455

>>12777440
Shhh...It's fine.

>> No.12777461

>>12777455
Go get more hype for Yakuza, Pat,

>> No.12777462

>>12777440
liam nelson, the actor who played the fake obi wan wan kenobi

>> No.12777467

>>12777461
A lot of splooshing happened.

>> No.12777468

>>12777440
He's a member of the Best Friends Zaibatsu, A canadian group of gamers who post videos online. They're good because they actually know what they're doing. Most of the time.

>> No.12777479

>>12777468
>Most of the time

Well, lets not get crazy here...

>> No.12777481

>>12777479
Pat does when he's alone.

He'd love a Dormouse

>> No.12777486

>>12777481
Would he? Well, we certainly wouldn't like an Oomukade.

>> No.12777489

>>12777486
What girl is most like Tank Controls or Yakuza 5?

Pat would go nuts on that.

>> No.12777497

>>12777425
I wonder if Liam tried reading Centaur's Worries, quit like everyone else then jumped onto Jitsu Wa Watashi Wa like everyone else.
I wonder if he even knows we're here. I want him to notice us.

>> No.12777501

>>12777489
Jinko or Martial Arts type Ryu

>> No.12777502

>>12777489
I dunno man, thats a tough one.

>>12777497
Senpai will never notice us :(

>> No.12777508

>>12775366
>So Monster Kindergarten again.
>Do you go the the local arcade with the 2nd grader Salamander?
I really want this man. God damn older Salamander childhood friend.

>> No.12777516

>>12777481
>>12777486
>>12777489
Pat Likes Cerea, if you watch the Bayo2 vid he was CLEARLY not trying to mention Cerea when the centaur enemies showed up. You could feel the sexual tension

>> No.12777520

Sorry I won't be doing battle maid(en) Kikimora for at least a couple weeks.
In the meantime. how would she look, armour and etc?
Sword is already modeled after a feather duster.

>> No.12777524

>>12775366
I visit the Echidna and roll to seduce

>> No.12777525

>>12777516
Was he crackling with sexual energy?
I'm gonna have to rewatch that.

>> No.12777529

>>12777524
you fail the roll and spend the rest of your life as her husband

>> No.12777538

>>12777529
So I got what I wanted anyway, works for me

>> No.12777545

All this 2BF talk only reminds me how sad I am there is no Rachnee the Liar edit of Woolie the Liar.
Woolie would like Rachnee too since she has short hair. Such shit taste

>> No.12777550

>>12777545
Well, as long as she keeps the ants away...

>> No.12777560

>>12777304
You're awful.
And this erection proves that so am I.

>> No.12777564

>>12777425
Doesn't Woolie too? I bet Woolie too.

>> No.12777569

>>12770397
>http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk
Is there any other manga apart from what's listed here?

>> No.12777570

>>12777290
>Nightmare
Large surface area, even for a loli daughteru.

>Anubis
Possibly even more fur.

>> No.12777577

>>12777550
The Ant girls just want Woolie to love them and read Naruto to them.

>> No.12777592

>>12777577
They truly are the worst Monstars.

>> No.12777598

Guy I may have a problem. i can't help wanting to tease elves intentionally while chasing mgs who wont ever notice me

>> No.12777608

>>12777598
you think that's bad? I can't help wanting to impregnate every MG I see... yes, even the one's you hate.

>> No.12777609

>>12777608
Even a Matango, causing her fungi to swell up and expel spores to infect the surrounding area?!

>> No.12777624

>>12777609
Well, I guess Anon's one of those people who want to go out with a bang.

>> No.12777628

>>12777290
Easy to give bath, hard to keep fluff from clogging drain

>> No.12777631

>>12777290
It's easy to give her a bath once I find her, which is not easy at all. She hates baths.

>> No.12777634

>>12777564
>wanting a pie stealer
No

>> No.12777641

>>12777290
>Having a daughteru

I am terrified of being a parent.

>> No.12777651

>>12777641
Just go for something like a Kiki or a Yuki-Onna, they will do almost everything.

>> No.12777653

>>12777641
It's a mixed bag. On the one hand, potential for adorable things.
Like earlier in this or the last thread, someone wrote a quick greentext, about an Amazon or somethin' calling her husband into the kitchen, only to pounce on him as a "Demonstration" to their daughteru. Daughteru then tried mimicking her, clinging to her dad with a cute little "Rawr!". That kinda shit is adorable.

On the other hand I go to work and for every well-behaved child, smiling, happy child, there's another bawling their eyes out, screaming to the high heavens for the tiniest of reasons.

Both things will happen inevitably as a parent, you just hope that your parenting leads to more of the former, adorable moments, than the latter, headache inducing ones.

>> No.12777654

>>12777651

Or a Manticore.

Mr. Happy is always a plus

>> No.12777660

>>12777624
nigga I'm a man, I got out with multiple bangs
IFYAKNOWWHADIMEEN?!?!

>> No.12777668

>>12777609
okay, maybe not mantangos, cause that shits scary

>> No.12777695

>>12777406
Qt.

>A charismatic ushi-oni body-scent saleswoman will never take your innocence.

>> No.12777702

I want my Kikimora waifu to teach me how to wield a broom.

I will slay my enemies with the mighty broomcalibur.

>> No.12777704

Monorus I love you

>> No.12777706

>>12777654
>Your face when your manticore daughterus all inherit their mother's schizophrenic tendencies
>Your face when a bunch of little Happy Jrs. running around begging to be taken care of, effectively doubling the size of your family

>> No.12777719

>>12777704

Just in general or did he put out something new?

>> No.12777724

>>12777719
In general

>> No.12777729

I want to adopt a laska, guys

>> No.12777735

>>12776190
I ask people for names. Sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't

>> No.12777744

>>12777729
>You're about to do Laska in the butt, but as per her mischievous Cheshire nature, she teleports out and replaces herself with Less' catboy trap the split second you turn away to reach for the lube.

That's what you get for loving a Cheshire.

>> No.12777754

>>12777744
I'm conflicted, but my boner agrees with this. better than a manticore, at least

>> No.12777755

>>12777744
Don't be mean.

Cheshire's are 2cute.

>> No.12777775

>>12777755
agreed, though laska has a special place in my heart

>> No.12777831

I just wanted to say, Anubi a bestest.

>> No.12777837

Just out of curiousity.
>>12777777

>> No.12777840

>>12777775

I really really dislike Laska. I partly blame the disproportionate amount of fanart she gets for this.

>> No.12777852

>>12777840
It's almost all from .less though, not really much from other artists.

He's obsessed with her, based on what he's said on IRC. Like, to the point of being a fanboy or even unhealthy obsession. Yes, unhealthy by even /mgt/ standards. Gets genuinely upset and possessive when bad stuff it drawn or said about her. Like it's NTR.

>> No.12777861

>>12777431
V the shota. Always.

>> No.12777867

>>12777852

It's strange, because despite fully knowing this I still don't dislike .less as a drawfag. Then again, I'm also not a fan of a loli body-style like Laska, and to go even further, I don't like the fact that she gets a lot of attention compared to other writefag characters and monstergirls that i prefer more, simply because she was written by Bob and gets a lot of art from .less.

>> No.12777887

>>12777861
Don't V the shota.

Hug the shota, cuddle the shota, pet the shota, but don't V him, wait until he's older.

>> No.12777894

>>12777887

Shotas are for raping, not loving. Get it right.

>> No.12777895

Looks like its been a slow night
New Captcha.

Anyhow, lets get this going!

Kitsune: probably likes showers more than a bath
Shirohebi I see them being bath nuts, mind you a bath to them is a small pool to us.
Dormouse: little 5 gallon bucket with waterwings on them to keep them from drowning when they fall asleep.
Centaur : you probably need one of those power washers , more so for those hard to reach places.
Jinko : i see them as bathtub nuts, better get her a big one.
Wurms, and Ryuu : also Big bathtubs.
Manticore : power washer with industrial strength disinfectants.

What would other MGs need?

>> No.12777899

>>12777887
They'll appreciate it when they're older. V the shota.

>> No.12777900

>>12777895
>New Captcha.
What new ca- oh.
Might be a coincidence but this change coupled with what's happened to /pol/... I don't know about this, friends.

>> No.12777902

>>12777894
Don't rape the shota.

They're too young for that.

>> No.12777905

>>12777867
>>12777852
>less doesnt like bad stuff with laska
>made rave laska a thing

you wot m8

>> No.12777908

>>12777902
Then raise the shota into the perfect husband, then V him.

>> No.12777910

>>12777894
Why not both?

>> No.12777912

>>12777905

Most writefags and drawfags secretly like to make their characters, especially favourite characters, suffer and put them in terrible situations. It's like a morbid fascination that they can't help but to want to indulge themselves in.

>> No.12777919

>>12777912
I'd say you're spot-on there skippy

>> No.12777920

>>12777912
I cannot and never will get that.

Just seems hypocritical and crazy to me.
Maybe it's like, he's trolling to such an extent, he's even doing it to himself.

>> No.12777926

>>12777895
>New Captcha
I need to stop using IE. It's been a habit for so long, I can't just stop now. Every day I find more and more reasons to hate IE. Constant crashes, resets, data losses, unprompted closes, consuming 10x as much CPU as any other program...next time I get a new computer, putting everything on Firefox straight-away, and then I'll pretend IE doesn't exist. Can't come soon enough.

Why do I mention all this? Because when I tried the new captcha out on FF earlier today, it worked without an issue.

When I use it on IE, every time I "Verify" a post with the new pop-up Captcha, it instantly kicks me to the top of the screen, forcing me to scroll back down to the bottom. Not a major annoyance, but an annoyance all the same.

>> No.12777942

http://exhentai.org/g/764931/c9edd2637d/

Not the best editing job, but so damn cute.

I want a qt3.14 fox girl fiancée.

>> No.12777943
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>>12777729
Please don't dick her. Just give her hugs and love.

>> No.12777945

>>12777942

Me too anon, me too.

>> No.12777948

>>12777943
What happened to her face, never bothered to read that story.

>> No.12777951
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12777951

Why is best smile the best smile?

>> No.12777952

>>12777948

Jewish Bolshevism.

>> No.12777953

>>12777948
Okay, here's the basic premise anon.

>Anon is a shut-in faggot.
>Decides to adopt a child to try and make something out of his shit life.
>Winds up adopting a Cheshire who had an abusive mother.

There.

>> No.12777963
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>>12777942
Too weepy. Can I get one that's more secure?

>> No.12777965

>>12777963

No. Because none of them are real, and never will be.

>> No.12777966

>>12777951
>New Chapter
>Lewd werewolf baits MC, telling him someone "From her home town" has something important to tell him.
>"Oh god oh god is she gonna confess back to me? After she ran away I wasn't su-"
>"Now where's that picture of the moon...?"
>"Wut."

I will never get tired of this series.

>> No.12777977

>>12777966
The most nonsense harem I've seen.
Really love it.
[spam]This new captcha is really shit now[/spam]

>> No.12777980

>>12777920
>crazy
Well, if history is anything to go by, most artists and writers are a little nuts

>> No.12777985

What's the best way to deal with an approaching hoard of monsters?

Sacrifice all the shotas and hope they leave?

>> No.12777996

>>12777985
You don't need to outrun your fastest enemy.

Only your slowest friend.

Or alp, dressed in your unwashed clothes, if you're upwind from them.

>> No.12777999

So how many of you survived the full moon?
I lucked out and spent it with a Kitsune I know and trust.

Is 4chan racist again androids and robots now?

>> No.12778004

>>12777985
look at them and point in some random direction and shout "The shota ran that way! GO GET HIM!"

>> No.12778006

>>12777953
There's no healing is there?

>> No.12778008

>>12777996
I'd rather fuck my alp friend and take my chances from there.

>> No.12778013
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12778013

What is this creature

>> No.12778017

>>12778004
When they look at you you say "I am married to a noble Shirohebi or Ryu "

>> No.12778019

>>12778006
There is. Something like, 8 chapters of it.
And then anon-dad dies.

Bob's re-writing it though, no idea how far he's along on that.

>> No.12778020

>>12777951
I want to protect her smile, but Alien's smile too.

>> No.12778021

>>12778013
lessor demon, that is on the side of 'good'

>> No.12778022

>>12778006
No

>> No.12778024

>>12778017

"Back the fuck up, my hellhound waifu won't be happy about this"

>> No.12778036

Face it guys, you're crude, disgusting, and wouldn't go in public without spilling spaghetti. You're just sore losers shutting yourselves off from the real world. What makes you think anything will change once the Apocalypse happens? You'll probably still be in these threads, complaining, or lost in VR, tricking yourself in thinking you've somehow found something substantial.

>> No.12778038

>>12777999
>Is 4chan racist again androids and robots now?

What?

And probably. 4chan is racist against everything. Even MGs, how often do people get called tumblerinas for suggesting there might be MGs that behave different than what the MGE profile says?

>> No.12778043

>>12777912
You mean to tell me the next one to suffer is Sam?______
pls no

>> No.12778051

>>12778043

Well the content creator usually keeps they're fucked up desire to themselves. Usually.

>> No.12778054

>>12777905
He didn't know what a rave was at the time somehow

>> No.12778062

>>12778054

To be fair, not all rave's involve sex and drugs.

>> No.12778063

>>12778054
>Didn't know what a rave was.
>Drew her with paint hand-prints on her inner thighs, crotch, breasts and neck.

Right. Sure.

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12778065

>>12777912
I don't like to see any of mine suffer. I want them to know happiness and joy I cannot.

It's why I don't like seeing less does the things he does.

>> No.12778068

>>12778065
>Bashing the Anubis
I really do not care for this image.

>> No.12778071

>>12777905
>>12778054
>>12778062
>>12778063

To clarify: .Less drew the version that only implied oral sex (handprints on breasts, thighs), while I made the edited gangbang version (semen and blood, abuse, alleyway). So he only intended it to be light suffering, not total BAD END mindbroken.

>> No.12778075

>>12778071
Yes, I know that.
Also, you forgot choke-play. That was in the original too.

And also, the paint on her crotch could've implied fingering more than oral sex now that I think about it. I mean, why would someone have paint on their lips, after all?

>> No.12778082

Need sauce on Miia's, Papi's, and Centorea's birthdays.

pls and ty

>> No.12778088

>>12778075

Just in case anyone hasn't seen it.

>>12771083

It's such a sad image.

>> No.12778091

>>12778071
Even still, if he wasn't okay with bad things happening to laska, she wouldn't look like a half-naked twister mat

>> No.12778094

>>12778088
Even that's not the original. Original didn't have tears.

>> No.12778098

>>12778094
http://i.imgur.com/HrH7b0Y.png
whatever you say, anon

>> No.12778101

So, is /mgt/ interested in 9 pages of Yandere Kumiho smut, or should I just keep this for later when we're more busy?

>> No.12778102

>>12778101
just pastebin it and speak nothing of it
we'll do enough of that anyways

>> No.12778106

>>12778101
Remove liver eaters.

>> No.12778110
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>>12778106
What do you have against Kumihos?

>> No.12778115

>>12778110
Nothing if they can stick to eating chicken livers.

>> No.12778118
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12778118

>>12778102
Fair enough. Here: http://pastebin.com/jUsL8DHm
Includes cannibalism (mostly implied), yandere (obviously), loving sex, not-so-loving sex, and heavily implied mind control.

Any criticism or poorly-based praise is highly welcomed.
not that anyone will say anything about it because i'm not bob or an established writefag


>>12778115
This one does! mostly.

>> No.12778120

>>12778101
Yes.

>> No.12778124

>>12778101

Kumiho get a bad rep, but I like 'em. Nothing like a bit of danger and a lot of fear to keep a relationship fresh.

>> No.12778127

>>12778110
I like my liver, we've been together for years.

Fuck them for trying to take it from me.

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12778129

>>12778118
As long as fluffy tails are touched all is well.

>> No.12778131

>>12778118
Well, at least you enjoyed writing it right? Everything I do is for my own enjoyment, so it doesn't really matter if /mgt/ doesn't pay much attention. I don't often post my stories because of that.

>> No.12778133

>>12778120
kumiho + smut


I am waiting.jpg

>> No.12778134
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12778134

>>12778110
My papa always told me to never trust a fox. No matter how much fried tofu they might offer you.

>> No.12778135

>>12778071

Well, I don't even like Laska in the first place so I don't really care beyond being annoyed she's getting even more fan-art.

>> No.12778136
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12778136

Best kumiho
Even has an awesome mute human Friend

Does not eat livers anymore.

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12778140

>>12778134
>TFW I'm only now realizing that fried tofu is quite literally fried bean cheese

>> No.12778143

>>12778140

Not anymore you aren't.

>> No.12778144

>>12778140
You don't think yogurt is cheese as well do you?

>> No.12778146

>>12778135
It annoys you that people like a character you don't?

Are you serious?

>> No.12778147

>>12778134
Man she's got a really small torso

>> No.12778148

>>12778140
>cheese
>japan

>> No.12778149

>>12778140
wurm pls

>> No.12778151

>>12778144
No, of course not.
Cheese is coagulated, yogurt is fermented.

>> No.12778152

>>12778136
>Does not eat livers anymore.
>Implying she ever did.

She just sucked out souls. Through her victim's dicks.

>> No.12778153

>>12778146
If it means sacrificing what could be fanart of others, then yes.

>> No.12778158

>>12778146

Don't pretend that you don't.

But, I'm not going lie, it does. As mentioned earlier, largely because she receives a disproportionate amount of art from a relatively decent drawfag at the expense of more interesting art he could be drawing. But usually, unlike most people in the thread, I never say anything because there's nothing wrong with disliking a character for a somewhat stupid reason, but there is in complaining about it throughout the thread.

>> No.12778164

>>12778152
Disgusting, should be purged.

>> No.12778167

>>12778131
Enjoyed writing it. Still took 13 hours.
Oh well, hopefully the next one will take less than 13 hours to write. Suggestions? Spark my fancy?

>> No.12778170

>>12778151
Not necessarily. Many types of cheeses go through a process of fermentation, and not all are coagulated.

>> No.12778173

>>12778158
People have complained about Laska since that story started. It happened before the artwork came up.

>> No.12778174

>>12778173

I didn't because I've never read any of Bob's stories.

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>>12778170
Well, then, maybe I need to learn more about my shit then.

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>>12778153
'Cept less loves manticores and Laska.

>>12778158
You're making some pretty major logic flaws here.

Less loves what less does.

>> No.12778180

>>12778177
Those teeth...they feel very crudely drawn.

>> No.12778181

>>12778177
That tailpussy is so tiny.

>> No.12778182

>>12778167
>13 Hours
>Can usually crank out a chapter of something in 2-8 hours when inspiration hits.
>Inspiration hits maybe once every two-three years.

I think you're fine anon.

>> No.12778185

>>12778181
I bet it's tight enough to ram into a garbage disposal

>> No.12778187

>>12778176
If you can, maybe consider making your own cheese or yogurt. It's fun to learn and the result can taste nice and healthy. There are some really easy methods to make yogurt and cottage cheese which don't require specialized equipment or ingredients at all.

>> No.12778194

Good night you monster fuckers.

I love you all

>> No.12778195

>>12778167
Can I suggest PBWorks for you instead of pastebin?

The format you're using makes it a chore to read on pastebin, honestly. It's just big blocks of text.

>> No.12778196

>>12778167
Something involving Kejourou.
Or Wight.

>> No.12778199

>>12778180
You're not implying that shark teeth are bad, are you? I hope you're just criticizing the the art and not the subject.

>> No.12778201

>>12778199
Shark teeth are amazing.
They way these particular shark teeth are drawn, not so much

>> No.12778203

>>12778194
well I hate you.
b-baka!

>> No.12778209

>>12778201
>>12778199
Could you kind gentlemen show me good examples? I need them, for research.

>> No.12778213

>>12778194
>>12778203
I'm new and is this what could be considered "circlejerking"?

>> No.12778216

>>12778213
>Tsundere Goodnight Routine
>Circlejerking
Newfag lurk more. You don't even know the slightest meaning of "Circlejerk".

>> No.12778217

>>12778167
Something involving the Sabbath. Or Wonderland.

>> No.12778218
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12778218

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHfaz7z2z-U
>anyone claims lamia sex would ever be okay
>mfw

>> No.12778222

Name is off. Don't want to be a faggot.

>>12778195
I'm not sure how that would make it any better, but I'll give it a shot for my next story.
>>12778196
Both potentially interesting... Two classy ladies though. I bet I can guess your fetish...
>>12778217
Wonderland was a bit played out here, I thought? Cheshire has gotten more than her fair share of fics. Sabbath is certainly possible. Familiars? Baphomets?

>> No.12778225

>>12778218
Hot

Makes me want to finish my lamia story right now.

>> No.12778228

>>12778222
Sabbath can really be any MGs, they take all recruits, and just turn them into lolis.
Baphomets and Witches just make up the default, primary members, with Familiars being, well, Familiars. Also Imps.

I could imagine many MGs, like Liches, joining the Sabbath in order to gain access to their research materials and facilities.

Most MGs though, probably join because Immortality, Eternal Youth, a body 10x as sensitive as normal, and access to loads of free goodies with membership.

Also free daycare for members.

>> No.12778230

>>12778222
>I'm not sure how that would make it any better, but I'll give it a shot for my next story.

Text formatting can make something much easier to read, or that much more difficult. Like I look at the big blocks of text and it just looks like a chore to read.

>> No.12778247

>>12778230
Ouch. Text formatting a problem, understood.

>>12778228
Is there like, a pamphlet or something I could read?

>> No.12778255

>>12778218
>implying a lamia would squeeze you to death

>> No.12778260

>>12778255
>implying a lamia wouldn't squeeze your balls to death

>> No.12778267

>>12778260
She'd squeeze them dry, certainly, but that's how I like my balls, personally.

>> No.12778271

>>12778255
At least enough to crack a rib or four.

She does get rather excited mid-coitus.

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>>12778267
Enjoy.

>> No.12778276

>>12778136
The thing about Kumihos that bothers me the most, besides their liver habit, is the fact the carpet never matches the drapes.
so want to make sure she is a kumiho, check that first.

>> No.12778292

>>12778276
>hey, we just met but I want to make sure you're not a cannibalistic monster wearing a guise of human flesh. can I see your pussy?

>> No.12778300

>>12778271
I'm pretty sure I'd immediately lose my boner if that happened
Broken ribs fucking hurt

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>>12778275
Hell yes I will. Can you really say no to this?

>> No.12778307

>>12778275
>Went into the mating ball without proper preparation of fluids and food
He deserved it. He also tried more than one lamia at once which really isn't a good idea.

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>>12778276
>Not wanting her to be shaved down there

Pubic hair is horrifying

>> No.12778319

>>12778300
Cracked, not broken.
And you'd barely even notice if you're having passionate sex.

>> No.12778324

>>12778301
>earshit
Seems easy enough to say no to.

>> No.12778334

>>12778271

Just wear some protective clothing to brace your ribcage.

>> No.12778335

>>12778247
Unfortunately not. Maybe I should write such a thing up given I've almost memorized everything. But basically...

>Sabbath in a Nutshell!
>Lolita Supremacist Organization
>Goal? To spread the charm and depravity of little girls!
>As only Monsters devoted to pleasure can do!
>Organization is ruled by "Baphomets".
>Has Branch offices around the world, each with a Baphomet.
>Baphomets decide on the themes and uniforms of their individual branches.
>Headquarters helmed by High Baphomet is located in the Demon Lord's Castle.
>Official Title is "Demon Lord's Army Spell Casting Unit", once R&D for magical warfare.
>Head Baphomet thought lewdness and lolis was a much better idea.
>Majority of members are human women converted into "Witches".
>Other members are Monsters who have joined for one reason or another.
>Primary recruitment tool is the "One Day Lolification Elixir", which turns drinkers into lolis for a single day, giving them a taste of what could be given with the permanent spell version.
>Male Members are generally referred to as "Onii-Chan" (TL-Note: Big Brother)
>Organization has close ties to both the Fairy and Dwarf Kingdoms.
>Each Branch holds semi-frequent "Black Mass", a fun event for the whole organization (And family)!
>Begins with indoctrination of new members who have been canvased (Willingly or otherwise).
>Women into Witches, Men into Lolicons.
>After new members are converted, the mass moves along into a symposium on new developments, technologies, techniques, etc.
>There is rarely a night this does not end in an all-out orgy from everyone wanting to try out a sample of whatever new development is being showcased.
>The Sabbath is very popular among Monsters in general, whether members or not.
>To non-members, the Sabbath is valued for their educating young monster girls in the proper (Lewd) ways for a monster to act.
>Whether a young monster joins the Sabbath permanently or not after she's finished with "Daycare" is a personal choice.

>> No.12778341

>>12778334
>having to wear armor for sex
Is there a single other girl this bad?

>> No.12778346

>>12778341
Matango. Always matango.

>> No.12778350

>>12778341
Ushi-Oni crushes you, probably to death and is nearly immune to harm.
Matango a shit, always.
Beezlebug a shit too.

>> No.12778353

What's more dangerous and retarded than a harpy footjob?

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>>12778324
>Not liking earplay

>> No.12778364

>>12778335
Wow, first time I've written something that hit the text limit.

Anyway, not much else to mention besides...
>Frequent users of Demon Realm Incenses, for the variety of lewd effects. Very popular at Black Masses.
>Among their developments are:
>Doppelganger Potions! A gangbang in a bottle for a monogamous couple.
>Tentacle Potions! For when you just don't want to make the trip out to the tentacle forest. Or want to wear your Husbando as tenta-panties.
>Pleasure Runes! A staple of many MGs, tattoos which amplify sensitivity proportional to the surface area of your body covered in them. Also pioneered the technology to place them on clothing, for a temporary, removable effect.
>Lolification Magic! Bread and butter of the Sabbath. Can turn any female into a magically empowered, eternally young, immortal little girl! Note: Can not properly reduce size of Holstauri Breasts. Oppai Loli a shit.
Non-Canon!
>The possibility of developments such as Monster Boy Potions or Futanari Potions has been hinted.

The sky's the limit with the Sabbath!

>> No.12778367

>>12778353
Centaur hoofjobs. A harpy mistake risks mauling your penis, a sufficient centaur mistake could crush bits of you.

>> No.12778369

>>12778353
Voting for Hillary?

>> No.12778370

>>12778360
>>12778301
>>12778324
Ears are gross. Nibbling at the lobe, or scratching behind is fine, but licking inside? Ew. Rubbing a dick against a girl's ear? Also ew.

>>12778353
Easy.
WYVERN FOOTJOB.

>> No.12778380

>>12778353
Blowjob from a sandworm?
Rimjob from that thing with the tongue?
Anything involving an overpowered Cheshire Cat?

Imagine her running her tongue across your chest, while you feel the same tongue sensation in your mouth and anus.

>> No.12778388

>>12778353
.... Wurms?

>>12778380
.... This is a problem other than you having terrible taste how?

>> No.12778389

>>12778292
the tail never matches the hair color

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>>12778370
The dick thing is stupid, yeah

This isn't

>> No.12778396

>>12778394
>Nibbling
My point exactly.
Also, dear fuck, I should import those books.
I can't read Japanese, but I'd learn. Hell, even just those illustrations. ATK a best. His girls a lewdest.

>> No.12778398

>>12778389
Not... necessarily true. Generally, yes.

Also, people generally use 'carpet/drapes to refer to hair and pubic hair, anon.

>> No.12778401

>>12778335
>>12778364
Well, shit. Thanks, anon! Not sure I'll actually write it but I appreciate you going into the effort for it. Into the notes it goes.

>> No.12778404

>>12778388
Just throwing random stuff out there. Stuff that's more ridiculous than anything. Was thinking about being sucked off by the outside of a sandworm before realizing too late that she's a biter.

Also, please don't mistake my mentioning of names as a sign of dislike. I'm actually quite fond of them, especially Cheshire Cats. Even though they have the potential to be one of the most, if not the most mentally sadistic species of the bunch. So much she can do to you with just a little warping...

>> No.12778415

>>12778341

More than you think.

Dragon/Wyvern/Wyrm
Oni
Ushi-Onna
Yuki-Onna
Centaur
Manticore
Lizardgirl/Salamander
Amazon
Arachne

Pretty much all monstergirls with claws, dangerous bits, and/or high strength.

>> No.12778418

>>12778370
>wyvern footjob
that's actually one of my favorite sexual fantasies.

>> No.12778421

>>12778415
>Yuki-Onna
She just wants you to live with her FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER in her frozen estate, anon. Why are you so cruel to a woman's feelings?

hey writefag if youre still here could you do a story about a paladin and a yuki-onna? they have 0 writefaggotry

>> No.12778424

>>12778401
You're welcome. Happy to help.

>> No.12778430

>>12778418
As it is mine to be honest. I actually think I might've been the first to suggest it. And will continue to do so.

>> No.12778435

>>12778380
What's the problem with a Karakasa rimjob? As long as she just licks, rather than actually inserting the tongue.

>> No.12778440
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12778440

Christmas is coming, take some time to show your appreciation to your local Ally of Justice!

>> No.12778441

>>12778421
A great and noble paladin is sent up north to defend the realms from the evil MGs.
He find he is unprepared for this and gets caught in a bad storm.
he is rescued by a mysterious woman who take him to her cottage in the forest.
She feeds him, he falls in love , she reveals who she is, he reveals that his duty is to slay evil MGs.
She frets and starts to panic.
he tells her, she is not evil. and he likes her.
They fall in love, and have tons of kids.
The End.

>> No.12778443

>>12778430
I like exotic monster girl footjobs or handjobs in general, but Wyvern in particular for some reason. Maybe it's because they don't have hands, so they have to do everything with their feet, implying that they have a great deal of skill and dexterity when it comes to handling things with them. Plus, their soles look really soft.

>> No.12778444

>>12778441
Your story is bad and you should feel bad!

>> No.12778450

>>12778443
So what is it that you like about the idea >>12778430?

>> No.12778457

>>12778444
Not enough typos and bad grammar?

>> No.12778476

>>12778450
Pretty much the same as said by >>12778443
The idea that, lacking proper hands, a Wyvern may develop increased dexterity with her talons. Though I also find appeal in the idea of the feeling of her claws, gently raking along your dick, displaying the utmost delicacy and skill in her control.

>> No.12778484

>>12778476
Well, I personally also like the way her feet look, and that contributes too. The kinky element added by their exotic appearance. Though I'd understand if you didn't agree with me on that.

>> No.12778487

>>12778484
There was a guy here a while ago who would call you an animal fucker for liking that though.

>> No.12778492
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12778492

Oh ho ho ho~

Looks like I'm not the only one who's 'wet' anymore~

>> No.12778495

>>12778487
Haters gonna hate. I wonder if anyone actually agreed with that guy.

>> No.12778497

>>12778492
fuck off bob

>> No.12778499
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12778499

>>12778492
Bob... you're wonderful. Now get in the tub and never get out.

>> No.12778502

>>12778487
Why would finding a monster girl's exotic features attractive and exciting mean you want to fuck animals?

>> No.12778505

>>12778502
I don't know. It just does. Because he said so. He wanted everyone who liked Medusa's hair to fuck off or we'll turn into /mlp/ or something.

>> No.12778508

>>12778499
Every time I see this I have to fap, fuck you anon

>> No.12778509

>>12778499
Why would I want to do that?

Unless of course I'm in a tub with my fluffy waifu.

http://i.imgur.com/aHpDZ9p.jpg

>> No.12778511

>>12778509
I mean get into the tub of Sundome Slime and suffer eternally.

>> No.12778515

>>12778505
To be fair, I can understand being apprehensive about that, and in some cases it does begin to approach that dangerous territory, where it's not quite bestiality but close.

>> No.12778518

>>12778502

>Go into monstergirl thread
>Where the main attraction is that there are girls with monstrous parts
>Complain that people are attracted to the whole girl
Some people make no sense.

>> No.12778519

>>12778508
How is fapping a bad thing? You were gonna do it at least twice more today anyway.
>>12778515
No.

>> No.12778520
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12778520

>>12778511
Are you saying being with a slime is eternal suffering?

>> No.12778521

>>12778519
Ever seen the Medusa h-scene in MGQ? Or Medullahan?

>> No.12778523

>>12778484
Of course, that's part of the joy of MGs in the first place.

>>12778487
Ugh. Don't even recall that fag. Remembering him and his bullshit only ingratiates and perpetuates his bullshit "Point".

>> No.12778525

>>12778520
No, I'm saying being trapped inside an orgasm denying slime that constantly stimulates and edges you is eternal suffering.

>> No.12778527

>>12778521
>Medullahan
And now I'm thinking about Dark Souls 2.

>> No.12778530
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12778530

>>12778525
That's not nice to either party, anon.

>> No.12778533

>>12778530
Hence the eternal suffering.

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12778538

>>12778209
Well, Gazer is always a good example, for one.

>> No.12778548

>>12778527
Just saying that in MGQ, it's kind of ambiguous whether the snake hair is just another body part, or more like creatures that are sort of under the girl's control. But the girls often refer to them as separate entities, and they also need to be fed separately from the girl. At that point I'm not really sure if it's bestiality or not.

>> No.12778553

>>12778530
Is she... going commando? Stupid, sexy fox...

>> No.12778554

>>12778520
Dood, are you sure she is legal?
Tell you what I snag the one on the right

>> No.12778557

>>12778553
That is so you can see the carpet matches the drapes!

>> No.12778563
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12778563

Meanwhile, in the Burger King parking lot:
>Dammit anon! Why didn't you show up? Damn East Side punks won again!

>> No.12778564

>>12778563
fuck you man, I was there, where the fuck were you?

>> No.12778566

I just want to cuddle my ryu waifu as I go to sleep after a long day at my job as a cook. Is that so wrong?

>> No.12778567
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12778567

>>12778553
Foxes are indeed sexy.

>>12778554
>legal
I think you're lost, friend. This isn't reddit.

>> No.12778571

>>12778505
Would a gorgon girl even just spontaneously decide to give you a handjob, or would she find the idea too weird?

>> No.12778574

>>12778571
>handjob
I meant hairjob
Dammit I should go to bed

>> No.12778581

>>12778571
>>12778574
>Medusa Hairjob
>Spontaneously decide.
No, definitely not. She'd never just decide to do that.

Because if we go by KC at least, the snake-hair acts out on her repressed or subconscious feelings. She wouldn't just spontaneously decide to, no. Her hair would do so on it's own, wrapping around your dick, caressing it with smooth, serpentine skin. All the while, she'd grow increasingly flustered, continually denying that she wanted anything to do with what her hair was acting out, that she wanted it to stop. Maybe you could tease her about it, nudge her along as she hesitantly adds in a bit of play with her hand, growing closer enough to start licking too...and then kissing along with the little snake-hair-tips...more liking, sucking on your length as her hair coils around your base while her hands fondle your balls-

And excuse me I think I need a moment alone.

>> No.12778593

>>12778548

If it is attached to the girl, then it is not bestiality.

>> No.12778597

>>12778581
>if we go by KC at least
And if we don't?

>> No.12778602

>>12778581
And then one of the snakes slithers up your butt and your boner is gone.

>> No.12778606

>>12778581
Would you cum on her hair as a reward for being honest, just to tease her more?

>> No.12778613

alright guys, the BBEG is coming to your house now to kick your ass for calling him a bitch on 4chan (it wasn't even you!) you need a team of four MG's to help you fight him, who do you choose?

>> No.12778614

>>12778602
But the snakes wouldn't do that unless the Medusa intentionally wanted you to go flaccid.

>> No.12778615

>>12778614
Maybe she's secretly a pervert and wanted to try poking your prostate.

>> No.12778617

>>12778613
Deruella and three ushi oni.

>> No.12778620

>>12778597
Well, up to you in that case bro.

>>12778606
Well, if she were willing to take her mouth off the tip maybe.

>>12778602
>Implying this would make me lose my boner.

>> No.12778621

>>12778615
Well then you're going to like it.

>> No.12778628

>>12778621
>Well then you're going to like it.
What makes you think that?

>> No.12778630

>>12778620
>a snake up the butt
>not a bonerkiller

>> No.12778635
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12778635

Flabby foxes

>> No.12778636

>>12778628
You don't have a choice.

>> No.12778638

>>12778636
Doesn't mean I'd enjoy it.

>> No.12778639

>>12778635
>collar
My dick and my heart.

>> No.12778643

>>12778638
That's what you don't have a say in. You will like it, no matter if you like the fact or not.

>> No.12778644

>>12778643
Why would I even like such a thing?

>> No.12778647

>>12770405
A shameless majority of the thread life later. Take a simple blend change and text toggled off.
https://i.imgur.com/1v95dDM.png

>> No.12778648

>>12778644
Because it's with your waifu.

>> No.12778649

>>12778648
But I wouldn't get any pleasure out of the act itself.

>> No.12778650

>>12778644
I give up. You'll just have to learn from experience once the time comes. Fare well and remember that resisting only makes it all the better.

>> No.12778651

>>12778650
If you're trying to insinuate I would enjoy it no matter what because prostate, that doesn't apply to every man, you know. In many cases the prostate isn't particularly sensitive to pleasure at all.

>> No.12778659

What would a Gazer's body slime feel like?
Would it be a good lube?

>> No.12778662

>>12778651
Of course. Things can change. The body is not so resilient. Just wait my friend, and you'll know in due time.

>> No.12778663 [DELETED] 

>>12778659
It would feel like pure shit just like the race

>> No.12778671

>>12778663
Yeah, I don't want all that slime on my slip-n-slide anyways.

>> No.12778677

>>12778659
Like a slippery non-Newtonian fluid.

>> No.12778683

>>12778662
You're assuming a lot of things.

>> No.12778693

>>12778683
It's a good thing they're all true and objective facts.

>> No.12778695

>>12778693
How do you know that?

>> No.12778696

Didn't we have this medusa snake hair sex talk earlier?
A gorgon would just turn you hard, permanently
and not in a good way

>> No.12778698
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12778698

Would high class girls like Dragon, Pharaoh, Lich and Wight keep Alraune in their gardens?

>> No.12778701

>>12778698
pharaoh is not an mg.

>> No.12778703

>>12778698
>Vampire with an Alraune in her mansion's garden.
>Doesn't want to admit she keeps her so she can purposefully exploit her pollen allergy.

>> No.12778705

>>12778701
>not an mg
Grapesnake please.

>> No.12778707

>>12778701
She's a high power undead.
Would this mean that decapitation picture is just a milk nuisance to the pharoah? I'd like to think so.

>> No.12778708

>>12778707
mild*

>> No.12778710

>>12778708
While you were learning to spell your name, she was trained to conquer desert tribes!
...so yes?

>> No.12778714

>>12778695
Because my head-cannon tells me so.

>> No.12778716

>>12778703
>so she can purposefully exploit her pollen allergy
For what purpose?

>> No.12778718

>>12778698
If Castlevania has taught me anything, yes.

>> No.12778720

>>12778714
What does your headcanon have to do with prostates?

>> No.12778721

>>12778707
Still trying to get drawfaggotry of Pharaoh, too.
Still waiting.
For my time to strike.

>> No.12778722

uh-oh! it's your first anniversary with your MG waifu, and you didn't make plans! she gets home from work in an hour, so what do you do?

>> No.12778726

>>12778720
What are you talking about? This is about MGs.

>> No.12778728

>>12778722
"You have a job?!"
Then wonder who hired a Dormouse.

But I'd really start cooking her favorite food and prepare some candles for the table. We can spend the rest of the night in the bedroom.

>> No.12778729

>>12778698
>Would high class girls like Lich and Wight

>high class

not .jpg

>> No.12778730

>>12778722
Ask my deadbeat buddies to help me fake my kidnapping.

>> No.12778731

>>12778726
And MGs can't make a guy who hates anal suddenly enjoy it.

>> No.12778734

>>12778722
totally taking my lich waifu to see zombie Joy Division
she keeps claiming they were better when they were alive and the drugs actually worked on them

>> No.12778735

>>12778722
shit my pants and cry

>> No.12778736

>>12778729
What's wrong with you anon?

>> No.12778738

>>12778722
Tell her you wanted to wait until the weekend so you could both do something special.

>> No.12778740

>>12778722
Prepare some of those marinated softboiled eggs she loves so much while trying to purchase two tickets to that thing she loves online.

If I can't do that in time, ask my daughter to stall for time somehow, and buy her a ticket too.

>> No.12778743

>>12778722
Call up my friend the friendly neighborhood spider and stage a ...
>>12778730
Shit.

>> No.12778744

>>12778734
hipster lich
>she actually saw all the bands she loves live
>always talks about how music today sucks
>uses her powers to bring back bands that she loves
>wears glasses
welp I'm sold

>> No.12778745

>>12778736
Lich and Wight as high class?
Oh my sides hurt.

>> No.12778746

>>12778716
So that on those nights where she's feeling extra tsun, but extra horny, she can override the tsun with more horny.

>>12778722
>Waifu home in an hour.
>Fucked up the schedule.
>Memories of disappointing people because shit-tier memory all my life flash before my eyes.
>Brief depression.
>Smack self and start calling every restaurant in town trying to get an impromptu VIP Reservation for that night, hoping some place will have an opening.

>> No.12778747

>>12778731
But that's wrong.

>> No.12778748

>>12778745
>Insulting the Undead Aristocracy
Nigga I will fight you.

>> No.12778750

>>12778747
No it isn't.

>> No.12778753

>>12778746
This Anon is smart.
I was about to type that.
Then when she comes home she catches me dressing up.
>"Uh surprise oh sexy wife of mine?"

>> No.12778754

>>12778745
>implying lichdom isn't the highest form of undead
>2015

>> No.12778756

>>12778748
Just stop, I am laughing so hard.
Vampires are aristocracy of the undead.

>> No.12778759

>>12778756
A Vampire is a countess. A Wight is a baroness or marquess. A Lich is... an archmage?

>> No.12778760

>>12778756
Vampires are the mid-tier of the Undead Aristocracy.

Wights are the High-Tier.

Liches are the recluses who have status via power, and whom everyone invites to events, but they never actually show up, just sending a Skeleton with some token or another in return for the invitation while they themselves remain secluded doing their research.

>>12778754
Mah nigga.

>> No.12778763

>>12778759
Only one vampire was a count.
Name a wight that was a baroness

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>>12778756

>Wights
>Not aristocracy
KC begs to differ there.

inb4 >muh headcanon
In which case your argument holds no substance because my headcanon differs, and therefore neither of us can be more correct.

>> No.12778766

>>12778760
>Liches are the recluses who have status via power, and whom everyone invites to events, but they never actually show up, just sending a Skeleton with some token or another in return for the invitation while they themselves remain secluded doing their research.

<citation needed>

>> No.12778767

>>12778763
Anon, I think you're confused. I'm not talking about pop culture here.

>> No.12778769

>>12778766
>Implying this is not how a Lich would respond to any sort of attempted social prompting.
kek.

>> No.12778777

>>12778765
they are high rank undead that were once nobility, royalty or heroes

they seclude themselves leading an elegant and lewd life

doesn't say highly social anywhere, or they retain their status.
In case you forgot rank means skill, not status

>> No.12778780

>>12778750
Yes it is.

>> No.12778799

>>12778777

>doesn't say highly social anywhere, or they retain their status.

Oh really?
>"... those powerful wights that rule over an especially great number of undead sometimes create demon realms of everlasting night known as "undead kingdoms", and reign as monarchs of the undead."
>"In undead kingdoms, there is a high society where notable undead from around the world periodically gather accompanied by their husbands..." & "Sometimes even parties are held by these undead."
>"These newly born wights receive invitations to the undead kingdoms from out of nowhere, and they're invited to join high society with a very hospitable welcome."

>> No.12778808

>>12778780
>>12778750
>You WILL like anal penetration whether you want to or not.
>Nuh-uh!
>Yah-huh!
>Nuh-uh!
>Yah-huh!

That's what this conversation is.

>> No.12778809

>>12778808
MAMONO MANA says that he will love it!

>> No.12778810

>>12778808

It's also basically every argument that happens in /mgt/ ever.

>Opinion
>Nuh-uh!
>Yah-huh!
>Nuh-uh!
>Yah-huh!
>ad infinitum

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>>12778740
How exactly would an Apophis handle her hubby forgetting their anniversary?
I have to say that look can't imply good things.

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>>12778810
No it isn't!

>> No.12778819

>>12778815
I disagree.

>> No.12778822
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>>12778819
No you don't...

>> No.12778823

>>12778812
Nigga, you're in a whole MESS of trouble.
Just thank Ilias you weren't wed to an Ushi-Oni.

>> No.12778825

>>12778822
I'd like to see you prove otherwise.

>> No.12778831

>>12778722
Run.

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>>12778825
Nuh-huh, you prove likewise! That's logic!

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>>12778823
>"Well, Anon, once again, you forgot our anniversary."
>"But that's okay. I thought of a way we can spend it together, juuuuust in case you forgot."
>"Tonight, I wanted to try being a little extra reckless. I hope you don't mind."
>"Because we're going to go on all night."

>> No.12778839

>>12778832
No way, I asked first, so you answer first.

>> No.12778842

.less should draw fantasy landscapes more often.

http://p01ntless.deviantart.com/art/Playing-with-brushes-499208583

>> No.12778843

>>12778835
How many hours does it take for an Ushi to rape a guy through a floor? We need to come up with a formula accounting for weight, speed, force applied, and resistance of the flooring!
Or just say 1 hour for common variety flooring that meets building code.

>> No.12778844

>>12778839
You can't prove a negative, which means you have the burden of proof. Which is not Wurmproof, so be careful out there!

>> No.12778845

>>12778844
Don't worry, I carry protection.

>> No.12778848

>>12778845
Like a hardhat?

>> No.12778850

>>12778848
Oh no, it's not an object if that's what you're thinking.

>> No.12778851

>>12778850
>protection
>not an object
You can cast wards? Are you a wizard?

>> No.12778853

>>12778843
I'd say 30 minutes. 1 hour is pretty damn generous when it comes to an Ushi-Oni.

>> No.12778856

>>12778851
I lost that any chance ofbecoming one the moment I started carrying this protection.

>> No.12778862

>>12778856
Are you a paladin?

>> No.12778863
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>>12778856
Hmm. It's something small, since you carry it. It's not an object, and it stops you from becoming a wizard...
A loli-Elf?

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12778880

>>12778862
>>12778863
I'm almost certain there was one made with Luka.

>> No.12778885
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12778885

Would you live in a geofront cave system handmade by your Wurm waifu?

It sounds like fun enough.

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>>12773827

>> No.12778891

>>12778885
I think there would be serious lack of coziness unless we got a lot of furniture brought down there, but sure. Cave system sounds like a good time.

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12778894

A dr/a/wfag posted this yesterday.

>> No.12778895

>>12778894
Yuki-Onna x Beowulf OTP.

>> No.12778897

>>12778894
So this is the yuki-onna mating ritual.

>> No.12778900

>>12778894
http://extrafabulouscomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/the-snowman.png

>> No.12778901

>>12778885
I'll add a bunch of things to infuse my own flavor into her cave system, if you know what I mean, and become Batman.

>> No.12778903
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12778903

>>12778885
Or how about letting your Centaur waifu pull you in a sleigh on a wintry day together.

>> No.12778906

>>12778903
Only if she jumps into the sled so get extra weight for those epic slides down the hills.

>> No.12778907

>>12778903
What're you, gay?

You ride on her so you can molest her the whole time

>> No.12778908

>>12778906
No, no, not a sled, a sleigh.
One of these, that she's pulling while you sit and enjoy a mug of hot chocolate while the tw of you go into town.
http://www.sugarloafmt.com/sleigh_30f.jpg

>> No.12778911

>>12778908
I know the difference between a sled and a sleigh, but I like it better my way.

>> No.12778914

>>12778911
I see.
Your idea sounds more fun anyway.

>> No.12778916

>>12778914
To Neckbreak Hill! Or whatever Calvin & Hobbes called it.

>> No.12778927

>>12778890
>that face
I'm in so, so much trouble, aren't I?

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12778928

>>12778415
they may scratch you once or twice, but are generally very careful with their partners
(not just pic related, I'm talking about all MGs, it's a shame I have to point this out specifically but we all know what kind of fucktards roam these threads these days)

>> No.12778930

>>12778928
>that drool when she's climaxing
Such a lowly creature a woman is... they don't get prettier than that.

>> No.12778932

>>12778927
Looks like an annoyed
>Not now, I'm reading.
to me

>> No.12778937

>>12778932
To me it's like, you walked in on her as she absentmindedly took some of that tail-fluff in her mouth and chewed on it, you know?

>> No.12778942

>>12778928
My fucking heart boner every time. I swear though, I think my imagination has really been leveled up by /mgt/ these past few years. Just a reminder, an idea, anything, is able to set it off.

>> No.12778943

>>12778942
This is good for you.

>> No.12778945

>>12778943
Man imagine if technology in the future allowed you to manifest your imagination in reality. I, and I imagine a good many of us, would be masters of it.

>> No.12778947

>>12778945
So when will science invent Green Lantern rings?

>> No.12778966

>>12778900
Sometimes we find little treasures here.
Thanks for the link Anon.
Nice comics.

>> No.12778975

>>12778947
>Wanting a green ring
>Not a Star Sapphire ring
Maybe if I embody the emotion of love, people will love me. ;_;

>> No.12778977

>>12778947
Never.

>> No.12778978

>>12778975
Excuse me for not being intimately familiar with the affairs of shitty western comic books and their attosecond shit.

>> No.12778982

>>12778978
Calm down. Most western shit is comedy in the first place.

>> No.12778987

>>12778982
>comedy in the first place
No, just comically bad.

>> No.12779000

>>12778987
It all gets a laugh out of me. I don't discriminate.

>> No.12779002

>>12779000
Well I can't enjoy it. For me, Saitama and Defendor are the only true superheroes.

>> No.12779016
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Despair, mortal! The time has come!

>> No.12779027

>>12779016
Bitch burned my house down

>> No.12779031

>>12779027
Call the Ryu squad to bring some rain!

>> No.12779034

>>12778928
Nothing wrong with some scratches, I just don't wanna get actually injured

>> No.12779040

>>12779034
A lot of fun things in life are potentially dangerous and might lead to you getting injured. Most sports, for instance.
Don't be such a pussy. A little pain shouldn't get in the way of love.

>> No.12779045

>>12779002
I don't even read western things, I just laugh at whenever they are posted.

>> No.12779047

>>12779040
As I said, I don't mind some scrapes and a little blood, but breaking bones every time you have sex isn't much fun.

>> No.12779053

>>12779047
This is why you drink milk.

>> No.12779054

>>12779047
Despite how many times pelvis breaking is mentioned, it does not mean severe injury in a serious way. It's more like a formality at this point. I'm not that anon BTW.

>> No.12779061

>>12779031
Drawfaggotry of Ryu performing a dragon's rain dance when?

>> No.12779070
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>>12779061
Wouldn't you rather the seductive ovulation dance of the Wurms?

>> No.12779078

>>12779070
It's nice, yes, but we need more Ryu art.
And Pharaoh art.
And Kejourou art.

And Thunderbird art.

>> No.12779080

>>12779078
and Matango

>> No.12779083

>>12779070
Wurms always come off as either 5 year old trapped in an adult's body or a literal retard

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>>12779078
>>12779080
Well this is all you get.

>> No.12779085

>>12779084
A Monkey girl is fine too...

>> No.12779087

>>12779083
>doing fertility dances makes you retarded
White man be oppressing.

>> No.12779089
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12779089

Remember to smile, anons. Somewhere out there is a sweet monstergirl who loves you.

>> No.12779092

>>12779084
Nice!
Thanks.
Anybody to color it?

>> No.12779094

Oh god, I just saw Loen's lamimememea

Fucking gold

>> No.12779098

>>12779089
I want the bandits to snatch me away and force me to live as their slave in that cozy cave-lair.

>> No.12779099

>>12779083
It's been that way ever since Dagura.
Somebody needs to write her differently.
I recommended having some foreigner's curiosity, kinda like Starfire.

>> No.12779101

>>12779094
Loen apparently seems to be a master at drawing "Lewd but not Nude."

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>>12779098
It's not really forcing if you want to be their slave, you know.

>> No.12779105

>>12779101
Bitch that snake was full frontal, it's just that nothing was drawn in

Love the tongue, though

>> No.12779107

>>12779103
...let me roleplay the victim dammit! There's still three more months until the translation of Starless finishes.

>> No.12779112

>>12779099
>I recommended having some foreigner's curiosity, kinda like Starfire.
i can see this work really well actually

>> No.12779115

>>12779112
And yet nobody does it. Why? I have no idea.

>> No.12779120

>>12779115
Because all the writefags are depressed and can't get nothing done?
They're so negative I had to use a double negative.

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>>12779099
>I recommended having some foreigner's curiosity, kinda like Starfire.

I don't get it. Explain?

>> No.12779124

>>12779121
This picture makes me want to live in MG world so bad... but why?

>> No.12779130

>>12779124
It's fun, laid back, without stress, and unobtainable, things which this life are not.

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>>12779121
The best way I can put it without making you actually watch Teen Titans which you should, is this:

She'd be the kind of girl who isn't necessarily familiar with a lot of aspects of the world you live in, yet is smart enough to make decisions on her own, obviously, even maybe follow her draconic instincts which get her through most of her problems.

She'd be curious about a lot of things, but not stupid. Though you might not know that at first when you see her mistake mustard for being a "strange yet delicious drink," or being slow to pick up on local customs and slang, etc.

>> No.12779145

>>12779135
Just to chime in, I think this concept of curious foreigner is great and would make for great times with MGs. Also I know what Starfire is like and I think it would be cute to see an MG with her personality.

>> No.12779146

>>12779135
>Jackie Chan saying what up my nigga.jpg
This has much potential.

>> No.12779150

Personally I'd like to see a monster girl who talked like Chaika, but that's just me

>Husband, cum! Give!
>Much cum, tasty. Yum!

>> No.12779157

>>12779150
I'm no expert, but wouldn't she eventually pick up your speech patterns?

>> No.12779161

>>12778308
I prefer the landing strip myself, but as long as it's thinly trimmed, I'm game.

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>>12779150
>liking retard speak

>> No.12779176

Does anyone else ever imagine physically being present with your MG waifu? Sort of like a tulpa, but less real. I would see her imagined form and hold out my hand to her cheek. I would imagine that we were lovers and I would see her smile as I held her close to me. I would feel like the happiest man in the world, satisfied with just having her in my arms and enjoying the moment. But then she should would come closer, and touch her forehead to mine, then holding my head, and tell me that everything is going to be alright, but that I had other responsibilities. I'm crying the whole time of course. This is all voluntary imagination and it was my choice to make it all harder on me than I needed to, but that's the nature of this life. Perhaps this might be what being an indefinite long distance relationship feels like, but in the end, there was is no relationship.

>> No.12779178

>>12779176
Ew

>> No.12779179

>>12779176

Fitz plz. You're brain damaged.

>> No.12779186

>>12779179
Who's Fitz?

>> No.12779203

>>12778499

>TFW getting into that tub means having every part of your body stimulated and violated by a Slime waifu
>TFW you'd have the most amazing existential crisis during sex where you don't know where she ends and you begin
>TFW you'd love every moment of it

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>>12779150
Well that shitty Khepri story had that.

>> No.12779210

>>12779203
>violated
Violated how?

>> No.12779212

>>12779186

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJWdxFHnxKE

>> No.12779213

>>12779176

Someone had a Tulpa-chan idea of sorts a long time ago based on some random guy's hallucinations, it's on RecapAnon's pastebin I think.

But it seems like you're kinda losing it there, Anon.

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>>12779016

Mandatory.

>>12779210

Gee, I dunno Anon. You're getting into a bath made of your waifu with no physical barrier between your body and hers. For all you know she'd probe your anus to get a reaction out of you.

Or, if you're uncut, slide a little bit of her essence beneath your foreskin and stimulate you from THE INSIDE

>> No.12779219

>>12779213
Oh I tried to emphasize that I'm not actually hallucinating or close to. I'm just fantasizing, but trying to do so in terms of my senses like sight, instead of all just in my head, closed eyes sort of deal.

>> No.12779221

>>12779218
Or, you know, get some urethral insertion going.

>> No.12779222

>>12779218
>>12779221
>probe your anus
>urethral insertion
Get the fuck out. You are not welcome here.

>> No.12779225

>>12779204
What shitty Khepri story?

>> No.12779227

>>12779222
No anon. You are the outsider, looking in.

>> No.12779228

>>12779225

Sir Robert the Terrible of Storytelllingshire's work.

>> No.12779229

I want a stag beetle girl whose all about Justice and protecting smiles

>> No.12779233

>>12779227
Nobody here wants that kind of shit. You are alone.

>> No.12779235

>>12779233
The irony being I'm not him.

>> No.12779238

>>12779233
No he's not.

>> No.12779240

>>12779225
>>12779204

http://pastebin.com/vZyc6fFt

This one?

>>12779233

You know, for being a guy in a thread entirely dedicated to fetishes, you're kind of a prude. We're talking about a slime girl, which is no less than cold jelly or vasoline.

Not something like a Kraken tentacle, Hornet girl proboscis/stinger, or Manticore barb

>>12779228

[Bob Memehate Intensifies]

>> No.12779241

>>12779233

Dude. I'm with you but don't start. There's always two or three people for every terrible fetish that will come out of the woodwork every time it's argued.

>> No.12779242

>>12779218
>For all you know she'd probe your anus to get a reaction out of you.
I wouldn't suggest it, unless the reaction she's looking for is me flushing her down the drain.

>> No.12779248

>>12779240

>It's memehate
>For one of Bob's least popular stories that he literally cried about that nobody paid attention to
>And you've never even heard of it

I guess it says something that only newfags and less defend bob.

>> No.12779253

>>12779248

Actually, i'm one of Bob's bigger, if not biggest detractors and even I realize that his Khepri story wasn't even one of his worst.

This coming from as much of an equal faggot as him.

>> No.12779254

>>12779248
You need to appreciate Bob more. He makes everybody hate him so they can all stand united against him instead of squabbling among each other.

>> No.12779258

>>12779240
That was actually one of the few Bob stories I actually liked. Then again I'm probably bias on this one, Khepris never get enough love.

>> No.12779264

>>12779240
There are fetishes that are considered acceptable here. Anal on guys and urethral insertion are not among them.
I am not a prude for pointing out that you are 1. breaking the rules and 2. forcing your shit upon us.

>> No.12779266

>>12779253

Least popular as in ignored anon, not polarizing and hated. Some of his most hated stories are his most popular ones, because controversy breeds popularity if only because people are curious to what all the fuss is about.

>> No.12779267

>>12779221
>>12779238
>>12779227

Fuck off.

>> No.12779269

>>12779264
>breaking the rules
Then why aren't they banned?

>> No.12779271

>>12779228
>>12779240
>Bob
Uh, never mind, I'm all set.

>> No.12779273

>>12779240
>http://pastebin.com/vZyc6fFt
It's not bad.

>> No.12779276

>>12779269
Because they're breaking the rules of the thread, not the board. So since we can't report them, we sadly can't do much about their faggotry.

>> No.12779280

>urethral insertion

Isn't that kind of appropriate? I remember this one plant girl at least doing that.

>> No.12779282

>>12779276
>rules of the thread
So they like things you don't like? How awful. Maybe you should go tell mommy?

>> No.12779284

>>12779276
Like hell we can't, that shit goes on /d/ anyway. And at this point, these people have become troll, because it always causes a huge shitstorm that ends with Janet deleting it.

>> No.12779285

>>12779280
>slimes
>nobody mentioned anal-urethral ouroboros
Anons, I'm disappointed. Hurry up already, writefag~

>> No.12779286

>>12779280

Not him but stuff like vore and unbirth is rampant in the genre even more than sounding. That doesn't make it welcome here.

>> No.12779287

>>12779280
Where?

>> No.12779291

>>12779285

Never going to happen. Speed of osmosis isn't nearly fast enough.

>> No.12779293

The grand irony of the shitstorm is that stimulation of the prostate and the perineum (aka THE GOOCH) are probably the most erogenous zones on a man, and are universally pleasurable.

Not like nipple licking/biting on a man, which depends on an individual basis.

>> No.12779294

>>12779287
It was in that one Vanadis VN I think.

>> No.12779295

>>12779282
Get some new material, because it doesn't hold water at all. There are people who like futa here, guess what, it's not permitted by the thread, there are things that are not tolerated here and pegging/sounding/prostate massage are among them. You being an inflammatory little faggot is not gonna change that.

>> No.12779297

>>12779293
>THE GOOCH
I've never heard that, you weirdo. It's vernacularly called the taint.

>> No.12779298

>>12779294
Every Vanadis VN has anal insertion and sounding
There's a reason why we don't like to discuss them here

>> No.12779300

>>12779293
No one cares, take your shit and get out.

>> No.12779304

>>12779293
>universally pleasurable
My personal experience says otherwise.

>> No.12779306

>>12779295
I think you're mistaking me for someone else, I don't advocate any of those things. You're still a butthurt little faggot though.
>>12779298
That reason being that none of know moon. If those were translated, we'd talk about them all right.

>> No.12779307

>>12779293
>20% of men
>universally pleasurable

It's amazing how idiots can state lies as facts with a straight face. Probably why there are so many idiot politicians.

>> No.12779310

>>12779293
I mean, that's cool and all, yeah, but some people just aren't about it.
It's not brought up because it doesn't appeal to everybody like you would think. And saying "Hey guys, believe me, it really is cool," isn't really gonna make people like it more, so what can you do?

>> No.12779317

Step 1.

>> No.12779319

>>12779304
I used to be like you, but I tried again one time and it worked. A lot of attempts fail at first because you don't know what you're doing even if you think you do. You might not be hitting the right spot or with the right amount and right type of pressure.

>> No.12779321

>>12779317
Put Alpollo's panther thong on your head?

>> No.12779324

>>12779310
Not him, but in cases like these where you can't convince the person with words alone, the only other thing is to either immerse the person completely in an environment where they would be forced to believe, or to have that person actually experience it.

>> No.12779329

>>12779317
Never tell your parents.

>> No.12779330

>>12779271
>Refusing to read something because of memehate

>> No.12779331

>>12779306
The Vanadis VNs are badly written, with extremely banal plot and characters and fucking retarded h-scenes. People would discuss them LESS if they were translated because they would realize just what kind of tripe they are.

>> No.12779334

>>12779317

Impending shitstorm brewing

Step 1: Switch tabs and go do something productive until it's over
Step 2: Check if it's over. If not, repeat Step 1

>> No.12779335

>>12779334
Best idea.

>> No.12779337

>>12779330
>genuine earned writer reputation
>meme

>> No.12779341
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12779341

I like buttstuff as much as the next Alp but can we maybe not talk about it? There's obviously people here with deep-rooted emotional issues regarding their butts and any mention of it "triggers" them, like the bitching experts themselves say.
So let's talk about something nice! Like klutzy Yuki-Onnas!

>> No.12779342

I just tease a bit about the urethra and it turns into shitpost central. Calm your tits people.

>> No.12779345

>>12779331
All VNs are badly written, with extremely banal plots and characters and fucking retarded h-scenes. Vanadis is no different from any of them.

>> No.12779354

Which MG is the best to sleep with when you're tired?

>> No.12779355

>>12779342
You knew exactly what you were doing, asshole.

>> No.12779357

>>12779341
>There's obviously people here with deep-rooted emotional issues regarding their butts and any mention of it "triggers" them, like the bitching experts themselves say.
This is bait.

>> No.12779359

>>12779342
>It-it was just a joke
There's some jokes that are only trouble here regardless of where you stand. Anyone who's been here more than a few days knows that.

What you have to ask yourself is "Is causing the shit volcano to erupt worth my lame joke?"

Looking from the outside, not really.

>> No.12779360

>>12779357
And you fell for it. Now talk about them Yuki-Onnas or I'll bait you again.

>> No.12779362

>>12779354
Probably a member of the Fluffy family.

>> No.12779364

>>12779354
Weresheep.
Or Dormouse, but that's Easy Mode.

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>>12779354
An ara ara Weresheep.

>> No.12779368

>>12779366
I'm not seeing any sheep in that picture.

>> No.12779371

>>12779368
Isn't that fluff around her arms wool?

>> No.12779381

>>12779368
No, those are detached sleeves.
Horizon does need to be drawn as a Weresheep, though.
Or a Weresheep cosplaying as Horizon.

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>>12779381
Then I'mm a delete it. Let's talk about sexy lingerie then!

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>>12779384
Arabian lingerie is always best.
Anyone care to contest?

>> No.12779390

>>12779319
What does it actually feel like if you do it right?

>> No.12779393
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>>12779384
>>12779386
Agreed.
Also, Genie MG when?

>> No.12779394

>>12779386
Panty, stocking & garterbelt is supreme, but I don't have any MGs wearing that.

>> No.12779395

>>12779390
Pretty much just how people describe it. But let's not get into the details here.

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>>12779393
Your wish is my command... master.

>> No.12779402

>>12779398
I wish you didn't have those awful nails.
You're a fucking genie, what do you need painted nails for

>> No.12779403

>>12779393
>>12779398

I'd wish for her freedom.

>> No.12779407

>>12779393
>>12779398
>You've never had a lay like me

>> No.12779409

>>12779395
>Pretty much just how people describe it
Well, I dunno how people describe it.

>> No.12779410

>>12779409
I can't just give you the juice right here anon, this is a christian board after all.

>> No.12779411

>>12779407
>"Can your girls go--"
>She takes off her top, revealing her bare chest
>And she two smaller faces that temporarily appear in lieu of her nipples
>"Well, lookie here!"

>> No.12779412

>>12779409
You know how pleasant sensations feel? It feels like that.

>> No.12779416

>>12779412
>You know how pleasant sensations feel?
no
tfw depression

>> No.12779417

I haven't been for a while, what's this about boob windows? When did they get so popular, or how?

>> No.12779418

>>12779331
>Vanadis VNs

Those scenes don't look retarded. In fact as MG fandom goes, Vanadis scenes look the best, both in terms of art and imagination. .

For what it's worth - the Russian translation of the lamia game, was no more retarded in dialog/plot then VNs usually are. Same "quality" as MGQ and Violated Hero.

>> No.12779420

>>12779411
Mister Anon Sir, what will your pleasure be~?
You're the boss, the king, the shah~!
All you gotta do is rub that clit~!

>> No.12779421

>>12779418
Exactly.>>12779345

>> No.12779422

>>12779393

I had considered an idea for a Djinn MG/Profile.

But then I realized how far off the deep end I was going when she'd be like the Monkey's Paw and twist the wishes of her husband/master into trying to get more sex out of him.

>> No.12779423

>>12779418
They're TOO "imaginative". I don't want to see lamia tails in urethras, centaur hoofjobs, a doll girl jerking you off with the hollow inside of her detached arm or a mermaid making you cum by singing or some shit.

>> No.12779424

>>12779411
>>12779420
You two are idiots.
And you make me smile.

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>>12779423
>I'm a vanilla pussy!
Go cuddle with your Elves.

>> No.12779427

>>12779402
For looking slutty, duh. If you only get to see a guy when one happens to rub your lamp you'd better make sure you look sexy and available when it happens.

>> No.12779428

>>12779422
Or maybe they'd just be clueless Djinns who try to interpret their master's wishes the best they can, but they're usually wrong.

But once all three wishes are used up, she gets so drained of her magic that she needs her master's spiritual energy to refill herself, dragging him into her lamp with her for hours' worth of sex.

>> No.12779431

>>12779423
>lamia tails in urethras
>a doll girl jerking you off with the hollow inside of her detached arm
>a mermaid making you cum by singing
I'm down for any of these.

>> No.12779433

>>12779428
>hours' worth of sex
10,000 years without comfy cuddles.

>> No.12779435

>>12779426
>want sex scenes that actually make sense and don't rely on stupid gimmicks to be interesting
>V-Vanilla!
k m8

>> No.12779437

>>12779433
Well, anybody who rubs the lamp is considered master and husband to the djinn, so...

>> No.12779438

>>12779426
Not him, but I don't consider exotic forms of pleasure to be non-vanilla.

>> No.12779439

>>12779435
>Monster Girls
>making sense in any way what so ever
Anon, what the fuck?

>> No.12779442

>>12779341

Wouldn't a clutzy Yuki-Onna be pretty bad? Given how easily a few degrees can mean the difference between life and death, you probably couldn't trust her to control her own powers and not kill you by mistake, like a coiling Wurm without good muscle control.

>> No.12779444

>>12779442
MAMONO MANA stops any of that from happening though.

>> No.12779446

>>12779438
The scylla in the third game sticks a tentacle in your butt or urethra every other scene. Is that still non-vanilla?

>> No.12779447

>>12779354
The one, or many, you love

>> No.12779450

>>12779446
That depends on the relationship between the characters and the dynamics between them. Vanilla-ness should not depend solely on what happens at a physical level.

>> No.12779452

>>12779360
Yuki Onna a shit. "Oooh, look at me, I look exactly like a human girl except my skin is blue."

Maximum pleb.

>> No.12779455

>>12779452
That's not cool, you need to chill.

>> No.12779457

>>12779417
What makes you think we know anything? Where DO fads and memes come from? It's a mystery.

>> No.12779459

>>12779452
Isn't that kind of like, a quarter of monstergirls?
>onis
>ghosts
>demons
>etc

>> No.12779466

>>12779444
But her freezing power IS mamono mana, and there are girls who can't use their very well. He's onto something here, klutzy Yuki Onna could kill you.

>YFW you see her graveyard of travelers she lead astray and accidentally killed.

>> No.12779467

I want to get into a drinking contest with an oni, get hammered, eat her out then vomit halfway in

>> No.12779468

http://exhentai.org/g/764931/c9edd2637d/
Would you marry and impregnate a cute Kitsune?

>> No.12779469

>>12779466
>could kill you
MAMONO MANA says she can't.

>> No.12779471

>>12779423

VNs have the functionality to let you quickly skip shit you don't like. And your browser lets you scroll past the same.

If that's not good enough for you, than perhaps you need to stop being into MGs - this fandom is practically designed to go as broadly as possible on fetish spectrum. No matter how perverted we all are, each anon individually enjoys only a small part of that spectrum. If you want to enjoy MG related stuff, learn to ignore shit you don't like and focus on what you do.

>> No.12779472

>>12779468
How is that even a question?

>> No.12779475

>>12779341
What's supposed to be the appeal of yuki-onnas anyway? Cuddling with a girl that would probably make you shiver with just a mild touch sounds pretty awful.

>> No.12779476

>>12779471
NO! There is only one way to properly enjoy things, and that is his way.
>>12779475
Go live somewhere incredibly hot and dry, see if you wouldn't want her then.

>> No.12779477

>>12779455
I hate the cold.

>>12779459
>Onis look like humans, with the horns, hulking size, black sclera and the rest

>Ghosts look like humans, being transparent, being intangible

>Demons look like humans, with the horns, tails, cat pupils, black sclera, wings

Really anon, fucking really?

>> No.12779478

>>12779477
They're all cosplay tier anyway what does it matter?

>> No.12779479

>>12779469
I see there's no point in talking to you. No imagination.

>> No.12779480

>>12779477
>I hate the cold
Then why do you give Yuki-Onna the cold shoulder? That's not very ice of you.
>>12779479
MAMONO MANA literally means she can't hurt you though.

>> No.12779481

>>12779475
I actually love the idea. It's the kind of sensation you wouldn't normally associate with physical intimacy and loving caresses, but I personally don't find the cold to be unpleasant (within reason). As long as she isn't cold enough to cause actual health issues, I'd be totally down for it, because of how different and exciting it'd be.

>> No.12779482

>>12779479
Perhaps not in the places you want. He has all the imagination in the world if you're talking about things he likes.

>> No.12779483

>>12779426
Not him, but gladly, Elves are love.

>> No.12779487

>>12779482
Stop talking about me like that, my imagination is extremely limited and shitty. Otherwise I'd be a successful writefag.

>> No.12779491

>>12779487
How do you get off then? Surely you have that much imagination to get your blood flowing in that spot.

>> No.12779493

>>12779487
please, my stories are shit yet i am brimming with imagination.

its same as drawing, only you can get some readable stuff from chalking things down when writing, same doesn't apply to drawing.

both take skill and only little imagination.

>> No.12779495

>>12779483
They also smell like Orc love every time you come back home.
>>12779491
But I reach climax through physical stimulation, not mental.
>>12779493
Well I ain't got none of that.

>> No.12779498

>>12779495
Don't be mean, Elves are cute.

>> No.12779501

>>12779495
>Orc
Don't start this again.

>> No.12779502

>>12779426

>That picture

My heart.

>> No.12779504

>>12779498
Sure, but they can't help themselves.
>>12779501
There was an Orc posted in this very thread and nobody had a problem with it. Are you perhaps looking for excuses to shitpost?

>> No.12779506

>>12779495
So what, you can just touch your penis a bit and it'll get hard? You don't even have to think or see a female form for you to be aroused?

>> No.12779508

>>12779471

Dating sites should use MGs for fetish/perversity matching.

>Category "How kinky you would like your sex partner to be?"
>Quick pick please type out percentage of MGQ endings you would like to experience in real life: [ ]

>Code-behind logic flow:
> >30% shadow ban
> 15% - 30% match female profiles rated "extreme dominatrix"
>5% Exclude profiles with "no weirdos"

>> No.12779509

>>12779506
My masturbatory habits are no business of yours, you fucking Alp.

>> No.12779510

>>12779504
It's not the orcs themselves, it is what you were implying. And orcs don't exist in the MG universe.

>> No.12779512
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12779512

>>12779510
>orcs don't exist in the MG universe
You mustn't tell lies anon.

>> No.12779515

>>12779482
Tat's the thing, he's going by KC's canon, so was I. The world guide says there are monsters who have the potential to use magic, yet they can't because they're not skilled or don't have a hold on it, yet if there's a Yuki that can, but she's clumsy, she could really kill;, but his argument "no, she can't, because" There's no point in talking to people like that.

>> No.12779516

>>12779509
Don't be mean to alps, they just want a friend.

>> No.12779520

>>12779515
>the whole point of MAMONO MANA is to prevent bad things from happening
>derp, bad things are going to happen!
No. Bad things don't happen. It's called a hugbox for a good reason.

>> No.12779522

>>12779512
The the same implied "orcs."

>> No.12779523

>>12779509
You sir, are excellent.

>>12779512
Orcs aren't Orks.

>> No.12779524

>>12779520
Bad things do happen in MGE, there's just a ton of safety nets to make sure everyone gets a happy end.

>> No.12779525

>>12779516
>a friend
Friends with benefits? Or better yet...
>Nii-san, can you teach me how to schlick?
>>12779523
>Orks
Nobody mentioned space fungus.

>> No.12779529

>>12779522
*Not

>> No.12779530

>>12779525
I'd like to be the older brother to an alp.

Then bully her while tenderly loving her

>> No.12779531

>>12779520
Someone didn't read the world guide where it says a powerful mamono could flatten a village with no real intention to do so. They aren't inclined to those things, but they can, you give MM too much credit. And I'm done talking to you.

>> No.12779532
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12779532

>>12779512
>>12779512

>P'Orcs

>> No.12779534

>>12779531
>trying to act superior
Anon, come on. You're both idiots for even acknowledging KC's shit.

>> No.12779535

>>12779509

But do you imagine females or are you into something else to get harder?

Maybe you stroke your balls a bit ?

>> No.12779536

>>12779532
I want to read this but its just way too much.

>> No.12779538

Good night everyone. Though it's probably morning for most of you.

>> No.12779539

>>12779535
Alp-chan, don't! You'll trigger the bitchers again!
I jerk off to porn like a regular person, there, now stick that spadetail in your fresh pussy and make ridiculous wet noises!

>> No.12779541

>>12779538
night for me to, where do you live anon ?

I am gonna bake some potato's here in the Netherlands.

>> No.12779542

>>12779532
>59.99 for a virgin sow
Damn, slaves are CHEAP.

>> No.12779543

>>12779532
Goddammit, my boner is diamonds now.

>> No.12779544

>>12779539
See, you do have a healthy imagination.

>> No.12779545

>>12779544
>healthy
W-well yeah, but never helped me write.

>> No.12779546

why no writefaggetry with warhammer 40k / MGE crossover?

Combining the grimdarkest setting with ... "care-bearest ?" setting.

>> No.12779548

>>12779541
I'm actually on the west coast, US. I'm messed up.

>> No.12779550

>>12779546
There was a Spacemarine who ended up meeting Monster Girls and killing them or something, it was as shitty as you might expect.

>> No.12779552

>>12779538
I just came home from university
Good night anon

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