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Hammer Time?

My birthday's in two days...

*grabs dick*

LHC Party time?

grandma time !?

Honestly, far as results go? I'd like to either...

1.Nothing happens at ALL, so we can laugh at CERN and say "Congrats, you didn't end the world or find your precious Higgs Boson. You WASTED A BUNCH OF FUCKING MONEY."

2.Portal to Gensokyo. Fuck yeah.

>>1275657
Add 3) Ignite planeswalker spark, go anywhere you want.

Sup from /tg/.

Spoilers: When you die, the heaven you go to is the one you imagined in life. Have fun in Gensokyo, Anonymous.

>>1275681

This made me physically smile.

Dammit /jp/, what have you done to me?

>>1275681
Spoilers: When you die nothing happens. At best you have a moment or so of blissful confusion before your consciousness fades and all that remains is a flaccid pile of meat.

>>1275691
How do you know?

>>1275691
You you ... you are right!

>>1275691
see
>>1274951 (whole doujin)

>>1275681
>>1275691

ITT Anon posts from beyond the grave.

>>1275719
It's called reality, just like god dosent exist so dosent the after life or hidu 8 armed gods with elephant heads and legs.

>>1275681

Perhaps, but first you must be judged.

>>1275730

How do you know?

For all you know, this life could even be a simulation. And there's no way to even put a probability on such a thing. Its completely unknown.

>>1275734

WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

>>1275730
Oh U
Enjoy your endless torment in the warp wen you die.

>>1275734
I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Mr Anderson.

>>1275743
Cool then I can finally become god.

>>1275764
>become god

>>1275764
From a machine.

>>1275764
Or get ass raped by the gods there

>>1275780
I was thinking more Machine God... but sure why not.

>>1275782
Not if the Eldar screw shit up.

>>1275788
they won't do that for you

>>1275792
Silly mortal i am Slaanesh

For matter to exist, energy has to exist and for energy to exist, matter has to exist. Which one came first, the chicken (matter) or the egg (energy)? Scientist will never be able to get past this simple loophole. Because God has always existed he is beyond this loophole.

Matter can never create matter. And don't say matter always existed. That would be like me saying my computer monitor always existed. We humans can not exist from a scientific point of view. Our very existence is magical.

God, who is a spirit probably hasn't existed forever. But the very act of measuring his existence will take an almost infinite amount of time. Meaning it's a number that not even imaginary numbers can measure.

>>1275807

You're full of shit and your theories are flawed.

>>1275807

>>1275807

You're wrong, unless you've used the term "God" to mean "absolutely anything, whether within or beyond our comprehension, that lies beyond the known realm of physics and the universe," which isn't really the conventional definition (but is indeed the Arthur C. Clarke definition!)

>>1275819
That's not it at all but enjoy lying to yourself.

alone.

>>1275832

If I'm going to have an invisible imaginary friend, it's going to be Marisa.

>>1275832
Alone? Dont see Buddhists believe in god now do you?

>>1275843
what

>>1275819

>>1275852
What what?

I don't think I want to pollute Gensoukyou with my presence.

I'm willing to pollute Japan, but not Gensoukyou.

>>1275819
>>1275853

>>1275819
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_of_Knowledge_of_Good_and_Evil

That's what the bible would seem like if you don't take into consideration of the deeper meanings of the bible. The bible is nothing more than a collection of philosophical analogies. For example, the story about Adam and Eve getting banished from a Garden because they ate the forbidden fruit of knowledge. Here's how this story is related to you. Think of the garden as society. And think of the PC as the forbidden truth. We Anons can no longer return to society because we've become enlightened. The serpent said if you eat the fruit you'll become a God. Which is true in a sense. We Anons no longer live our lives like normal humans. Instead we spend our time judging and looking down upon society. Remember the way our lives use to be as a child before we became enlightened? We can no longer return to those days of blissful ignorance (hence the part where God says you are banished).

>>1275911

>>1275911
So what you're trying to say TECHNOLOGY IS BAD AND GOD HATS YOU FOR USING IT?

>>1275924
>Hates
lol i cant write. Also useless religion debate useless, there is no god deal with it.

>>1275880
>Gensoukyou

you don't deserve it anyway

Guys, can we turn this into a GOOD religion thread?

>>1275924
"PC" was a reference to our "otaku lifestyle."

wait when is this supposed to happen?

>>1275936
No since Religions are bad, if you want to believe in god do it on your own, you dont need to go to a church and PAY(donations) them for your stay there or anything else, also i think god give a flying fuck about what you do what you eat etc...

>>1275924
I think he's saying since we anons gained the power of the internet, we've transcended society and see fit to look down upon it at all times.

>>1275947
Doesn't know what "GOOD religion" thread means. Shall we educate him?

>>1275807
Sorry, but Spiral Energy breaks conservation laws. Of course, the dead are still dead.

>>1275807
Oh man, that's so incredibly wrong it hurts to read.

Take some actual physics courses please.

Now i agree on this. >>1275965
Everything else in this thread is totally balanced and reasonable.

>>1275971
Hey man, fuck you. I got a B.S. in CS (Counter Strike). Trust me on this shit, I'm an expert.

>>1275993
I have a Master's in SC, so fuck /your/ shit.

>>1275993
>>1276002
Fuck you both, i have a double bloody double boned +10 composite bow.

>>1275853
good trollpasta, but it could be easily countered by just replacing "perfect" at the end with "more".

ghost bump 34444

Can't we all just...

get along?

>>1276610

THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO DIE!

>>1276619
IT AAAAALL RETURNS TO NOOOOTHING,

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN.

What if instead of us getting blasted to Gensokyo, the area where CERN is gets swapped for Gesnokyo?

>>1276798
Gensokyo.

In after typo

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=BXzugu39pKM

My version of heaven is one where the LHC works and finds the Higgs, and everyone who says that it'll nuke the world dies.

PIME TARADOX

Yukari will wake up soon.Prepare your toothbrush

>>1277299
Launch is around 9:15 GMT+2.
Your timer is wrong.

Also, fuck yeah, live webcast!
http://lhc-first-beam.web.cern.ch/lhc-first-beam/Welcome.html

>>1277324
Correcting myself, 9:30.

THE AKULAKHAN HAS BEEN CREATED

tl;dr Does somebody care to explain what's all this about?

>>1277360
Lurk so much more.

>>1277360
Yukari opens gap, Anon enters

>>1277360
It's about the opposite of a lack of common sense.

>>1277360
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider

Here's hoping it goes Black Mesa on us.

I am god of my own life

I'm not ready yet. I'll prepare this evening though. Maybe.

>>1277324
http://webcast.cern.ch/index2.html

We didn't transcended society we were rejected by it don't look upon yourself as anything more than the cancer that didn't do anything for humanity and so whas removed.

>>1276785
THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO HAPPEN.

I am not a l33t physicist. /r/ing a complete explanation of what this cern shit is about.

>>1278227
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider

Seriously, fuck you.

>>1278239
I'm asking for a simple explanation; not a text book reply. Put it into simple words so that even I can understand it.

There still won't be an actual collision. They're just getting the beam to finally go around the whole thing.

>>1278302
They're gonna smash atoms into each other, and some scientists think it's gonna make a black hole that swallows the earth, but most people say nothing will fucking happen. THERE.

>>1278337
The truth is that CERN hide many explosions under their Projects area.
Rumors say that the LHC may explode, instead of anything else, no other Project has with potence, ever.

>>1278337
>They're gonna smash atoms into each other, and some most people think it's gonna make a black hole that swallows the earth, but scientists say nothing will fucking happen.
srsly

>>1278337
>They're gonna smash atoms into each other, and some people think it's gonna make a black hole that swallows the earth, but most scientists say nothing will fucking happen.
srsly

>>1278302
CERN is secret nazi organisation that wants to destroy the world. And they will,tomorrow.

BLACK HOOLES ARE GATEWAYS TO OTHER DIMENSIONES
ALL HAIL CERN

When you die it is the same as everything was before you were born. I can't fucking wait.

How does it feel to be sucked in by a black hole when all your atoms begin to detach?

>>1278372
No, really.

>>1278603

Feels good man

>>1278606
srsly dont bother us about it..

>>1278603
Like, you'll feel like you're trippin' balls. Then your balls will rip apart from your body.