/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12761774
In which Wurm apparently likes the sound of honking.

>>12761778
Loen is the hero we need

3458 last post

last thread link No.12751925

>>12761783
>>12751925

I have this one fantasy where a big motherly lamia has sweet slow sex with me.
After she is done she would kiss me and slowly start to shallow my whole body into her vagina.

Inside her womb I would feel scared and then a tentacle would reach from the dark and insert itself into my bellybutton. Then a wave of pleasure and calmness rushes through me. She now feeds me through the umbilical cord.

Now the mutation process begins. She would pump substances into my body that will turn me into a small and sensitive little girl. I become her daughter and she is now my new real mother.

New tentacles appear and they start to fuck me and fill me with substances that make me more feminine. I spend months living the perfect NEET life inside mommy. No need for eating, warm, safe and being brought to orgasm everyday.

After some years I would be born again, only to find that my mom somehow "stole" my cock from my previous body and after all those years of training I'm ready to be impregnated and bear my mommy's child.

>>12761013
I hear there was a new video yesterday. Something about "25 Invisible Benefits of Male Gamer Privilege".

So, "25 Invisible Benefits of Monster Girl Gamer Privilege"? C'mon /mgt/, I know you've got it in you!

W-Why is the catalog honking Cruel Angel's Thesis at me?

>>12761789
I like this copypasta.
Up until the unbirthing, that is.

>>12761789
What the fuck

>>12761789
Why this sicko is still here?

Honk honk motherfuckers.

>>12761792
It's Asuka's birthday
Wait, I apologize. Usaka's birthday.

>>12761792
Annoy the mods, you pay the price Anon!

You guys shitpost so much poor Janet has to spend all day just on us.

Think before you shitpost dood!

>>12761799
That's the reason /a/ is all screwed?

Daidouji jinko when?
Please
Her animal is tiger, after all.

>>12761805
Correctomondo. Usaka is Moot's waifu, for those that are joining us
By the way, the music is global. All the boards are affected.

Thank god.

I can't even open the threads anymore once they hit like 3000 replies.

>>12761808
I second this.

>>12761789
You understand that pastas stagnate the moment of their inception, don't you?

>Another degrading day at the Butler-Café.
>It's business as usual, luckily not too busy either.
>Other than getting into an argument with an Oni when you rudely refused to show her your underwear, it's been rather event free.
>Heh, maybe you'll get away without any mishap-
"Oh Darling~ Could you come over here please?~"
>Oh fuck.
>It's her.
>You freeze in place as if you'd just seen a Cockatrice.
>That overly loving voice, that ridiculous level of attachment, that god damn "Darling"
>There's no mistaking it's her.
"Darling? Please don't ignore me, I'm getting lonely over here without you~"
>You swallow hard, and slowly trudge over to her table.
>She watches you the entire time, eyes not blinking once as she follows your every step.
>Her face shows nothing but love and admiration, but her front legs tap impatiently on the table.
>You dread to think what goes on in that mind of hers, what insane delusions she holds about you.
>Ever since you accepted those socks she made you, she acts like the two of you are married.
>You only took them out of courtesy, but to her it's a binding contract.
"Why did you walk over here so slowly, Darling? You should be excited when your Wife comes to visit you at work."
"M-miss, we're not-"
"Oh but you know I love it when you tease me like that, Darling~"
>You nervously look about, trying to find an escape option that wont end with her eating you alive.
"What's that look for Darling? You're not scared of your own wife are you?"
>She rests her chin in her palms as she looks up at you.
>You're damn right I'm scared of you, you crazy spider bitch.
>Are all Jurogumo's this nuts? You've only met this one, and she's crackers.
"What are you thinking about Darling? How much you love me? I knew it, you always are so sweet."
"Miss, please don't-"
"How about we go somewhere more private? I want to show you how much you mean to me."

>>12761809
AND IT NEVER STOPS.

Fuck.

>>12761808
>All the JoJos as monster girls
Quick, who would be who?

>>12761821
>more butler-cafe
Yes. Yes. Yees!

>>12761821
"I can't go, I-"
"Then it's settled, let's go right now!"
>She grabs you by the arm and starts dragging you towards the door.
"We're going to have so much fun, just the two of us, What's your favourite position? Any fetishes you want to try? Oh I'm getting all excited just thinking about it."
>You squirm and try to wiggle out of her grasp, but her arms are a vice around you.
>You look around to your co-workers for help, but they've already accepted your demise.
"Nice working with you Anon..." One of them mutters.
>You get nearer and nearer to the exit, her obsessive ramblings not pausing for a second.
"...how many kids do you want to have? I'm not going to be able to refuse you, you know, we're going to end up with so many, but I'll gladly bear them all for you, Darling. I can't wait to show you the love nest I made for us, it's just

perfect..."
>As you reach the door, and all hope seems lost, you make one last ditch effort to escape, clutching the door frame with all your might.
>She just keeps walking, stretching your body to it's limit, now dangling limp between her and the door.
>Just when you feel your shoulders dislocating, she stops and looks back at you.
"Please don't fall behind darling, you wouldn't want to delay our destiny any longer."
>Your hand slips from the door frame and you fall flat on the floor with a loud thud.
>She pulls you to your feet and begins meticulously brushing the dirt off you.
>You stand firm, not uttering a word as your head throbs in pain.
>Your feel your fear leave you, making way for seething anger.
"My my, clumsy you, getting all dirty, what am I-"
"MISS!"

>>12761822
>adblock
>filter http://s.4cdn.org/media/temp/honk.mp3
>done

>>12761827
>It your turn to interrupt her now.
>She blinks at you, dumbfounded by your sudden outburst.
"Yes, Darling?"
>You gather every ounce of courage you can muster.
"I can't go with you, OK? We are NOT a married couple and I am NOT your husband. This is just my job."
>You're left in a fit of panting and sweating.
>She looks at you for a moment, before quickly returning to that loving gaze.
"Oh this is just like you Darling, always such a hard worker, I know you do it for me."
>Your anger dissipates, replaced now with profound confusion.
"I'll let you get back to work, but come straight home when you're done, you hear me? I'll get everything prepared for you~"
>And with that, she scuttles off to god knows where, not even waiting for a reply.

>As you try to collect your thoughts, you turn back to the Café.
>A poster is taped to the window.
"New Butler wanted, no experience necessary. Must be this cute to apply"

>Below it, is a picture of your face.

>>12761830
shhheeeeeeiiiiiiiit
time for spider lovin's I guess

>>12761809
At least it's only in the catalog.

>>12761837
Yeah, it's not really that bad. As long as you don't have a catalog tab open, you're good to go.

What is the point of the honking?

>>12761830
>They already made a Help wanted sign
This is every Sunday, isn't it?

>>12761830
Pastebin updated :- http://pastebin.com/YYKJtkWG

Please enjoy.

Expect more soon™.

>>12761830
...wow.
They really thought he was a goner huh?

>>12761843
>http://pastebin.com/YYKJtkWG
Thank you, now I don't have to cap.

>>12761840
Honoring the B-Day of Asuka from Evangelion.

Since it's got little to do with monsters, let's move on, shall we?

>>12761847
Survival of the fittest

>>12761842
>They already made a Help wanted sign
Damn right they did. They have one on standby for every employee working there.

Y'know, I think I might actually try writing something tonight. What to do though?

Continue one of my stories that no one reads?
Try starting one of the new ideas I've been sitting on?

remember to drink your milk, anons!

>>12761858

>>12761790
Could work, 25 shots of various MGs mentioning whatever "invisible" privileges they have. Good luck voicing it all though.

>>12761858
>>12761861
PAIZURI!!!!!

>>12761858
>>12761861

Go home Hound.

>>12761858
>>12761861
Why would you split it?

Recap time
Some people shit posted.
Some guys wrote some stuff.
A bunch of pics were posted, a few of them were new.
See the Cow, touch it now.
MG wife insists you make it with the kikimora maid while she watches
Something with Anubis.
Nyanon advances the plot. Angry tiger sleeping dragon.
hellhounds and cute hellhounds.
New kimora art is made
More lame MG forcing that no one likes.
Ascension explained in 12 easy steps
Panty thievery abounds
Sexually repressed kikimora needs to just tell her master to rape her already
Cookanon blueballs his Ryuu friend. gets fortune told by a kitsune.
Boy butler cafe shenanigans ensue.
Wurms go mining under MGC, find shiny silver things
Randomly brushing fluffy tails in public the new skirt flipping.
Oni stand up comedy about a husband who wanted to be a chef.
Mexican mgs stealing HBs
Anon becomes a totally broken cuddleslut.


Yeah we need the real recapanon back

>>12761808
This was done not too long ago.

>>12761857 Could you do something with Lizardman? She had a good run last thread.

>>12761858
Only when it comes like this, that cow has mad cow or some other ungodly condition, and needs to be put down.
Also, drinking milk from the tap while she's asleep?

>>12761873
WHo drew this? It's nice.

>>12761871
I want less to do it, he does good girls like that
ie the perfect Tohka-Wurm

>>12761870
>Oni stand up comedy about a husband who wanted to be a chef.

you are an imbecile

>>12761870
>MG wife insists you make it with the kikimora maid while she watches

Can we continues this> Exhibitionism is my fetish.

>>12761876
Dude it was drawn a long time ago.

>>12761878
post Tohka-Wurm with good colours and I'll be as happy as she is

>>12761858
I want to warm my hands between her boobs.

>>12761884
My question still stands
Much like my dick

>>12761891
Never went by a name, drew some good stuff like that one though.

>>12761858
>>12761861
>had these two images in my head all day
i want to touch the cow
i also want to touch fluffy tails

>>12761894
It's among many sketches that Monorus dumped in an /a/ thread some time ago.

>>12761894
>Never went by a name
That's Mono, Anon. Come on

>A Day in the Life of a Pregnant Gamer Gazer and her Fiance: Make a Mom Out of You Edition
>Drums start up as you hand Gracie some ground beef and make Burger patties in a second
>"LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS! TO DEFEAT, THE NEET!"
>She makes a Dark slime filled meat mess
>"DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED, FOR MOMS!?"
>The mess bursts into flames the moment it hits a pan.
>"YOU'RE THE SADDEST GIRL I'VE EVER MET, BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH, MISSY I'LL, MAKE A MOM, OUTTA YOU!"
>You drive Gracie around an empty lot around traffic cones.
>"TRANQUIL AS A FOREST, BUILD A FIRE WITHIN!"
>"ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CENTER, YOU ARE SURE, TO WIN!"
>She manages to turn the Car Upside down as you watch from outside. You hold up a sign saying 'Watch Dogs/10'
>"YOU'RE A SPINELESS, GRAY, PATHETIC LOT, AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE. SOMEHOW I'LL MAKE A MOM, OUT OF YOU!"
>Panda Girl: "I'M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH!"
>Dwarf Girl: "SAY GOODBYE TO THOSE WHO KNEW ME!"
>Mantis Girl: "BOY WAS A FOOL IN SCHOOL FOR CUTTING GYM TEACHER!"
>Charon: "THIS GUY'S GOT EM SCARED TO DEATH!"
>Gracie: "AFTER THIS I HOPE HE DOES ME!"
>Panda Girl: "I REALLY WISH I KNEW HOW TO SWIM!"
>"BE A MOM!
>"YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER!"
>Gracie burns another burger
>"BE A MOM!"
>She spirals the Car out of control and you hold a sign saying 'GTA5/10'
>"WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON!"
>"BE A MOM"
>She tries to put a diaper on a baby doll and ends up putting the pin through the baby's stomach
>"WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE, AS MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF...THE MOOOOON!"
>She burns a bowl of Pasta
>"TIME IS RACING TOWARDS US, TIL THE WEDDING, ARRIVES! HEED MY EVERY ORDER, AND YOU MIGHT SURVIVE!"
>You shake your head and toss the pots and pans into the sink
>"YOU'RE UNSUITED FOR, THE RAGE OF KIDS, SO PACK UP, GO HOME YOUR THROUGH! HOW COULD I, MAKE A MOM, OUT OF YOU!?"
>"Okay."
>"GRACIE! This is where you're supposed to where you become determined!"
>"Character limit."
>"MOOOOOT!"

>>12761872
I am doing something with a lizardman already.

You wouldn't like it.

>>12761901
>Watch Dogs / 10
Alright, the Disney musical shit was fucking lame, but that bit did make me laugh.

>>12761852
Okay, CHIMERA'S A FREAK!!!

>>12761823
Giorno as an alp.

>>12761904
I don't care if she's a bonnet tipper so long as she's not being made fun of. You wouldn't denigrate the pride of a warrior, would you?

>>12761901
>Meta
For what purpose?

Also, where did the other soon-to-be-MILFs come from?

And lastly.
>Watch Dogs/10
>FOR CUTTING GYM TEACHER
>Mantis
I laughed.

>>12761901
I laughed out loud a bit harder than I care to admit.

Good work.

>>12761916
>For What Purpose
Cause I'm legit angry I have to wait next thread to finish the song and show Gracie as Ultimate Mom.

>>12761915
Oh no, all the girls in it are hardened, skilled warriors who love to test and improve their skills.

Bonnet tipping has nothing to do with why you wouldn't like it.

>>12761922
Fair enough.

>>12761821
Accepting an arachne's gift

Ooooh shit. Don't these butlers read p on extra species?

>You will never be stalked to the point by a Hellhound that every young woman gets into an accident or falls ill
>You will never attempt to quell the beast's anger at you, with rifle and rope
>She will never make you supplicate as she lowers her scalding hot sex into your face, and the smell of a bitch in heat and brimstone fills your nostrils

>>12761885
>colours
No one wants to colour it.
Attempted, but never finished.

>>12761923
Then, tell me?

>>12761938
Well post the WIP then
Please
I need this

>>12761943
It's yuri.

>>12761934
Salt, goofer dust, and graveyard soil, Hellhounds get fucked.

>>12761946
Bleh, you were right.

>>12761949
>Salt
That's not specific enough.

>>12761946
To Hell with you.

>>12761946
Heresy. You can't make any daughteru's that way.

A team of re-educators will visit your premises shortly to show you the error of your ways.

>>12761959
Salt preserves and stops the spread of decay, as such it is a symbol of life and eternity, both anthitesis to demons.

Occultfag here, come at me.

>>12761934
That doesn't sound very fun.

>>12761946
>Look at this bonnet tipper, she so desperate she'd have sex with a girl. Look at her, look at her and laugh.

>>12761946
>>/u/

>>12761974
Knowing the MGE, salt work on Hellhounds the same way garlic does on Vampires.

>>12761871
Based monorus strikes again.

>>12761980
salt would*

>>12761982
>apophis
what a waste
why not a mg that has no porn
well i'm anticipating him doing cute hellhound lewds

>>12761955
Toldja.

>>12761961
Love you too pal.

>>12761963
Sabbath.
And they can try.

>>12761978
Well more like a Dragon gets a bit impressed by her swordsmanship, and takes her back to her treasure cave.
>inb4 including a dragon only pisses you people off more.

>>12761979
And all in all, exactly the set of reactions I expected. S'not gonna stop me from writing it, but maybe I'll focus on something else tonight.

>>12761980
Fire agate and sunspot jewels. Try harder.

>>12761989
Yeah, like Jinko, or Medusa, or Pharaoh, or Shirohebi?

Everybody loves Shirohebis.

>>12761945
well i remember http://i.imgur.com/YyPX06L.png
but it was never done

>>12761992
Stealth release it and never fucking talk about it.

>>12761982
Personally, I love the damn Apophis paizuri.

Though really, I'd love an Anubis paizuri. With dem fluffy paws squeezing down on her breasts and licking at the head and DAMNIT I'M JUST MAKING MYSELF WANT IT MORE.

>>12761789
I've read that doujin.

>>12761989
Like kikimora?

Everyone talks about it, but nothing's ever shown.

>>12761974
What about pure sainted gold?
Or is that just for fallen angels?

>>12762004
Pretty much what I do anyway.

Only talked about it at all because one anon asked me about stuff I do regarding Lizardgirls. So, that's dealt with, small shitstorm over it done. Let's move on.

>>12761992
>get a setting of glorious heterosex with lascivious beauties
>let's make them lesbians

Faggots, I swear.

>>12761976

For you.

>>12762016
Yeah it doesn't.

I'd rather cuddle with a cute dog girl, not have to run only to be dragged down to hell.

>>12761789
Is this the kind of thing we can flag?

>>12762015
I recognize those lolis.

I should try playing that game sometime.

>>12762011
You are correct, but pure silver bathed in holy water or the tears of a virgin also works against the fallen, if they're more ethereal, wrought iron if effective if they're corporeal and you have no gold or silver handy.

>>12762024
It is vore unbirth, as such it's /d/.

>>12762024

http://imgur.com/UR3neFG

It's essentially this. So please do.

>>12761843
good man. thank you.

>>12762011
Wait, fuck me, I didn't completely understand what you asked. On hellhounds, gold, I don't know, silver yes, but it must be blessed. Also, wrought iron.

>>12762012
I'd still read it, scales on scales makes my snake solid.

Remember anons, don't bully the Charon.

She's just lonely and wants to have some fun

>>12762053
>inb4 rapefags

>>12762053
I'd just want to cuddle her as we floated down he River Styx on a nice, romantic cruise.

Pay no mind to the Hellhounds raping recently deceased souls on the shore.

>>12762055
>>12762053
I want to shove my cock balls deeo into charons ass while she deepthroats some other guy and I choke her with her braid.

>>12762053
I want to brush her hair.

>>12762060
No anon.

Charon is only for tender love.

>>12762053

>Charon walks you into her hovel near the River Styx
>The Keroberos sisters are waiting for you
>Three Hell Hounds, three
>All of them launching like furry missiles at Charon
>All of them molesting the shit out of Charon, licking her all over, playing with her braid, lapping at her loins
>She asks you to throw her a bone
>Hell Hounds' ears perk up
>[Fearboner intensifies]

>>12762066
Only when she's being a good girl and spewing puns.

>>12762073
I want to fuck Charon while she makes lewd puns.

>>12762078
Do. Tell.

The unique poster counter went down by one?

>>12762071
This did things to my dick.

>>12762081
I can't, I'm horrible at puns.

>>12762055
Nothing wrong with rape.

-Hinemizu

>>12762101
Hinezumi a shit.

>>12762104
Anon, don't be a pussy.

-Alice

>>12762105
Alice a shit.

>>12762107
Mater, please don't hold back, use my body however you wish, I'm yours after all.

-Kikimora

>>12762086
You didn't see the nice kikimora sweep some crap up did you?

>>12762101
You forget the original popular rapebait, Dormouse.

No one really cares for Alice, so she doesn't count.

>>12762116
I see. Thank you Janet.

>>12762114
I want to not dick the Kiki until she's practically dripping whenever I hug her.

>>12762114
>"RAPE ME NOW DAMN IT, SHOVE THAT MASSIVE COCK DEEP INSIDE MY TINY LITTLE KIKIMORA BODY, RAVAGE ME LIKE NEVER BEFORE YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER!"

-repressed kikimora maid with dense-anon

>>12762118

That's because Dormouse is huggably, rapably soft.

>>12762118
I like Alice, I just wish we delolified her already, sun dresses are wasted on flat chests.

>>12762125
I wonder if Nyanon is here now...

>>12762114
If she wants the D. is not rape.

Kikimora not a shit.

>>12762125
Anon why!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsZcoODKc50

>>12762123
>Explain further
-Dense Paladin

>>12762129
Still rapebait, which there's nothing wrong with.
So how about it, mess me up Onii?

-Familiar

>>12762130
Perfect!

>>12762127
Save it for late night.

>>12762132
You take your wee wee and get it hard and slide it inside her vagoo so you can produce children and have more paladins to raise to save the world

>>12762138
I know, wasn't asking for it to start now or something. Was just sayin', Dormouse Loving Sleep Snuggle Rape his thing.

>>12762039
>>12762034
Thank you.

>>12762121
Clean clean clean.

>>12762140
Too bad faggots had to mess it up, we could have fucked just gabby, or gabby and Mary, but noooooo, everyone wanted to fuck the faggotcat.

>>12762138
Nyanon has big Dormouse fetish.

Can't blame him, Dormouse a cute.

>>12762130

>Hey, how do you get your hair so soft?
>Still asleep, tch. Figures.
>Man, her bloomers are drenched, I wonder what she's dreaming of? Probably receiving a massage or some such.
>Ah? Cinnamon scented shampoo? Is she insane? That just makes me want to...
>Eat
>Her
>Up

>>12762146
I know, I was one of the ones pushing for Sally. Tomboy childhood friend too great to resist. Trying to go for Tiger Onee-san was what was too much.

>>12762134
Maybe if you were older.

>>12762147

I have a big Dormouse fetish simply because she panders to the idea of fucking an MG pregnant while she's asleep.

>TFW her body involuntarily responds to the sexual stimuli
>Hey hey, if you don't wake up now you're sure to get pregnant

>Everyone's already forgotten about Chimaera

>>12761854
>They have one on standby for every employee working there.
Imagine the consequences of this. If they actually did only hire employees at least as cute as the ones proactively married the workforce would never get uglier. Rather, it'd likely get cuter on average because you'd get CUTER employees than the ones you were replacing if possible. That'd require higher pay, and higher pay would require more wealthy patrons. Eventually this place would turn into a wight cafe or something where cute little boys go to get married to a classy monster girl.

I wish I could get a job there so long as I don't get stuck with a vampire.

>>12762160
>tfw you will never knock out a MG with Dormouse molasses and knock her up knowingly, then convince her that she got pregnant through handholding and kisses.

Hard level: Do it to a Shirohebi, convince her and other shrine maidens it was immaculate divine birth, start your own cult.

>>12762122
>Master, don't treat me like this, I can't stand it anymore, Look, see how red I am down there? My womb, is throbbing. I would never go against Master's wishes, but I can't stand it anymore, so please, punish this bad maid until I know nothing but your warm love.

>>12762161
While I appreciate her multiple personalities, the goat/dragon head look a little cumbersome.

>>12762162
Yeah, we all know Vampires SUCK!

>>12762161
Deal with it.

Instead we get to discuss dormouses and kikimoras for the millionth time.

>>12762162
If I got courted by a Pharaoh or Wight on the clock, I'd be a happy bishounen.

>>12762162
Vampires are generally considered noble, so you'd probably find them there too. Unfortunately for you

>>12762168

We already went over this with Shirohebi.

It didn't end well.

>>12762161
Forgotten about who?
>>12762169
L-lewd.

>>12762170
Still make me wonder if KC plays FFXIV.

Jen confirmed for winning lanternbowel

>>12762169
She better get ready to not leave the bedroom for a week.

>>12762162
Where could I go to get married to a Nightmare? Or an Anubis? Or a Lich? Or a Mantis? Or a Dragon?

Would there be different cafes with themes catering to different sets of MGs?

>>12762174
I don't mind finding them there, it's finding myself married to one that's the problem. I'd much rather a wight or pharaoh.

>>12762156
Tsk Tsk, no time like the present for a young monster to learn all about sex, perhaps you wouldn't be opposed to...giving her a demonstration?

-Dark Priest

Previously on /MGG
Festival at a shrine having a Shirohebi Hugging booth filled with different types of Shirohebi CC Ara ara big breasted ones to little petite ones, offering fully body tight hugs.

A tent with a Fortune teller Shirohebi and then another tent for a matchmaker Shirohebi.

What other Events would MGs do at a festival?

>>12762189
Who?

>>12762192
>Where could I go to get married to a Nightmare?
In your dreams! See what I did there? I made a funny.

You're totally looking at different cafes outside of a few unusual cases where MG go outside of their usual castes or whatever.

>>12762175
Oh it might, if I can be bothered to finish what I started. Fuck that guy.

>>12762195
What the fuck are you doing?

>>12762195
I'm not sure my wife would appreciate that.

>>12762192
Anubis : Lego store, FLaG
Mantis : local martial arts place
Lich: That weird shop owned by the demon witch.
Dragon : Very posh places
Nightmare: Dream consoling centers

I think those places might help.

>>12762197
Skinship and flirting with the Shirohebi. Chat them up while they're working, a light touch with the hands, complement her beauty and youth... then try not to get caught by her for the rest of the festival.

It's like running with the bulls for single, young, cocksure males.

>>12762207
>Live in MGC
>Frequent such establishments
>Hope to eventually get tenderly loved by such a girl.

That's the dream, ain't it?

>>12762207
>Dream consoling centers

counseling,

Man I hate my spell checker at times.

>>12762161
Too freaky and cluttered.

>are you casul?

I don't give a shit.

>>12762202

The worst thing is Asshat is the one who did that scumbag shit with the neck snapping, before going back to whatever hovel it inhabits to not do anything.

I think I know the more dangerous , or perhaps the best place to work in MGC.

MG version of Victoria's secret

>"You, What do you think of this?"

>>12762204
Teaching anon that rape is allright.

-every monster ever

>>12762204
She can join in.

>>12762219
I dunno, if we stick to the stereotype MGC male Victoria's Secret workers would have to be the hardest hard gay motherfuckers on the planet. They'd probably become alps eventually, but still.

>>12762190
Good Man.

>>12762207
>Apophis running some Plague Knight-esque potions emporium
>Kejourou selling all kinds of hair enhancement/hair restoration products
>Wurm setting up a bartering stand to exchange shining earthrocks for glorious wafers of the chipped chocolate

>>12762226
>bullying a store full of alps

Sounds fun.

>>12762219
>go with a more lifted bodice, ma'am.
The anon who bought stocks in that store will be a rich man until the jewnukis strike.

>>12762230
Anon, you'd have to be in the store to do that. It's a Victoria's Fucking Secret. That would be akin to teasing lion cubs in the lion's den with mom, dad, and the rest of the pride over for dinner. Maybe that's not such a good idea.

>>12762230
Not sure that's safe.

>>12762234
>>12762235
You gotta live on the edge anons!

Bully the alp while dodging the scary monsters!

>>12762234

>Go to Victoria's Secret
>Attempt to bully Manticores looking at latice tailpussy coverings
>You will never become the communal living dildo

>>12762223
Monogamy for life.
Also, loli a shit.

>>12762237
>Go to Victoria's Secret
>Terrorize the alps
>Dodge the store popo, going full Dennis the Menace
>Use thongs as slingshots and bottles of perfume as ammo
>Wear manikins for armor, slippingg and rolling under tables for cover as everyone in the store chases you
>Finally get tired of fucking with everyone
>An ushi oni walks in the door
>She smiles
Game over. Insert credit to continue?

>>12762250
Ushi oni are shit.

Fucking fun wreckers.

>>12762210
We here at MGC Cental Admin would like to know if you would be interested in filling out an application for residency here at MGC.

>>12762241
That's why the nice Dark Priest is offering to relieve your ball of their burden, while a young MG watches and learns to be a good wife and lover for some lucky fuck. Surely you wouldn't turn down the chance for a good deed?

>>12762236
Just to make sure I understand you , you want the alp?

>>12762259
I'm down.

>>12762253
Ushi-a-shit
worst forced mg ever.

Having a massive boner watching those Kitsune dressing in complete lingerie outfits .

Compliment that Dark elf woman in he choice of stockings

Help that embarrassed kikimora pick out the right garter belt and stocking for her husband

Do a few quickies in the back with some of the single CCs that come in.

I think it would be like the literal candy store for a manslut.

>>12762269
Yeah, I want to bully alps, fuckers deserve it.

>>12762266
.less is into teh biologies now

>>12762253
>Fucking fun wreckers.
But Anon, you already ruined the fun.
>A group of alps crying in the corner, all trying to convince each other that it's okay to like cock so long as they're girls
>Those manticores that blew all their spines trying to catch you so they won't be able to rape effectively for WEEKS and still didn't get any dick
>That kitsune that now has ten different kinds of clashing perfume in her fur until whenever it all sheds
>The jewnuki that was rolling in shekels until you broke all of her store's shit
>That holstaurus that finally found a bra that fit, the same one you commandeered to use as a now shredded slingshot
>The kikimora that found the perfect sexy maid outfit only to have you stain it and grind it into the floor
>They all just wanted to look pretty

>>12762266
This impresses me, and I don't know why.

>>12762241
You are a faggot.

-Bicorn

>>12762278
>Bicorn
>Recognized cuckfag
>Calling anyone else a faggot

>>12762275
>Making a kiki cry

Welp, I deserve it.

Making a Kikimora cry is like forcing a innocent child to cry, you just know you deserve whatever punishment you get.

>>12762263
Sorry, I already worship Amaterasu.
Fallen God a shit.

>>12762275
Perfect.

>>12762250
Hell yes,
Let's keep this game going

>>12762284
It is a fact women like spiritual men, and what is more spiritual than a man taking his place between a woman's legs?

Fallen God a best.

>>12762290
Fallen God sucks and Dark Priests would be annoying as fuck.

Remove Fallen God.

When a dark priestess settles down with a man, she becomes devoted to him.
Does this mean she stops doing work for the church and someone else takes over for her?

Can you even reverse corrupt one of these?

>>12762272
>forced MG

so I guess this world has finally lost all meaning

>>12762281
The term is cucquean and this is what she likes, full consent. Do you even like MGs?

>>12762281
You sir, are a low-t limp dick and are not my king.

-Khepri

>>12762296
*word

but I guess that is a fitting typo

>>12762290
Life is better when you look at your old armor and your sword mounted above it, tuck your daughter into bed, cuddle up to your wife, and fall asleep knowing Amaterasu has your back and wants you to live your life happily.
Sunbros for life.

>>12762286,1
Just for you.

I have this one fantasy where a big motherly lamia has sweet slow sex with me.
After she is done she would kiss me and slowly start to shallow my whole body into her vagina.

Inside her womb I would feel scared and then a tentacle would reach from the dark and insert itself into my bellybutton. Then a wave of pleasure and calmness rushes through me. She now feeds me through the umbilical cord.

Now the mutation process begins. She would pump substances into my body that will turn me into a small and sensitive little girl. I become her daughter and she is now my new real mother.

New tentacles appear and they start to fuck me and fill me with substances that make me more feminine. I spend months living the perfect NEET life inside mommy. No need for eating, warm, safe and being brought to orgasm everyday.

After some years I would be born again, only to find that my mom somehow "stole" my cock from my previous body and after all those years of training I'm ready to be impregnated and bear my mommy's child.

>>12762299
I like the ones that are not shit like the Bicorn.

>>12762295
Some else takes over until they themselves fall.

>reverse corrupting a Dark Priest

Good luck with that, competing with The Fallen God's voice in their heads. Vanillafags go and stay go.

>>12762294
>>12762312
Remove shit taste.

>>12762308
What the fuck are you doing? That pasta was already posted.

>>12762308
Fuck off.

>>12762318
Someone on warosu asked him to post it again.

>>12762317
No.

Dark Priests deserve to be spanked and never given the dick.

>>12762307
>Life is better when you look at your old armor and your sword mounted above it, tuck your daughteru and waifu into bed, cuddle up to them, dick them, and fall asleep knowing Amaterasu has your back and wants you to live your life happily.

FTFY.

>>12762266
Tailpussy is love

>>12762325
I'm gonna shove my sheleighleigh so far up your apostate ass you'll taste smoked wood for a year.

>>12762287
>Try to run past ushi oni
>Discover she works damn fast and there's already web across the doorway
>Bounce off, turn slowly to survey the MG closing in on you
>Angry holstaurus
>Typically rapey ushi
>Butthurt kikimora
>Magic crackling kitsune
>Like three different manticores
>Five pitiful alps
>One tanuki whose rage burns like the heat of a thousand sheckels
>Let's fucking do this
>Cycle through your available movesets: Dennis the Menace (active), Bruce Lee, Batman, Jackie Chan, Bob Ross (don't ask), and Three Stooges
>Jackie Chan mode selected
>Hold hands in front of chest, inform patrons you just trolled the fuck out of that you don't want any trabble
>They all charge at once

>>12762330

Healthy Manticore short when, writefaggots.

Clean clean clean, A Kikimora's job is never done!

>>12762308
I have no idea why you reposted that "for me" but you're a faggot.

>>12762331
Your what up my who?

>>12762335
No clue.

>>12762334
Grab the alps and use them as a shield.

It's the only choice that won't end horribly.

We love you Janet.

>>12762329
>Dicking the daughteru
>Ever
I've made my opinion on this incredibly clear anon. Never dick the daughteru.

>>12762337
dude you asked me to...

>>12762341
Is that a pillow she's holding?

>TFW no honorable polish Lamia gf to keep the whores away.

It hurts

>>12762339

Well let me clarify that.

Writefaggots who aren't Bollocks and actually do shit instead of attention whoring with shit like the contents of that screencap.

>>12762338
Seriously?

>>12762219
You probably make mad dosh though. I would do it

>>12762343
Maybe you shouldn't do what others tell you all the time then.

>>12762346
Wait, that's Bollocks?

>>12762346
Savannah is pretty healthy.

>>12762347
I'm not following you.

>>12762266
I can add that the dermis of the tail is resistant to most conventional steels, there is SOME degree of success with titanium, however obsidian will produce the best results. The tailbones run until just an inch or so from the back of the orifice. Additionally, tailpussies are prehensile.

>>12762344
Yes.

>>12762342
Don't dick yours if you don't want, but I'm gonna be a good father and dick mine. Who loves a daughter more than her parents? Fucking nobody that's who.

>>12762341
Her face looks somewhat off.

>>12762351
I'm gonna punch you in the face.

>>12762343
LIES!

>>12762351
She's shit.

>>12762349
but i want to at least try to be of use to people who ask me

>>12762341
see
>>12762336

>>12762352
Google it.

>>12762359
How about you be of use to me by drawing Miia?

>>12762357
dude im looking at your post right now...
>Someone post it again.
please dont lie youre hurting my feelings

>>12762345
>honorable
>polish
I laughed.

>>12762360
That's why I posted it.

>>12762359
You want to be of use, don't shitpost.

>>12762363
i cant draw and dont know who miia is sorry

>>12761801


Does this mean one of our regulars is now a janitor?

That would be so awesome

Shit storm is wiped before it gets too far.

>>12762364
Some faggot on Warosu told you to.

>>12762350

Yes? Why would it surprise you that faggot does things in shit like that but not pastebin like a real man.

>>12762368
>dont know who miia is

>>12762353
In addition, a bone chisel and 32oz ballpeen hammer is sufficient for docking.

>>12762364
I am a lot of things, a liar is not one of them, know that if you were in front of me I would pummel you.

>>12762370
yeah you???

>>12762377
Stop posting.

>>12762345
> polish Lamia
Why, exactly?
Do you just want beeg Eastern European teeties?

>>12762197
>MG festivle
actually sounds really fun to be honest, all the different monsters doing different things

>>12762371
>The bitchboy saga hasn't been pastebinned yet.

>>12762375
why are you so mean to me

>>12762379
I think he meant posh.

>>12762197
Dunk the Cyclops.

I know, Shirohebi festival but it's all I got.

>>12762381
I'd throw it on a pastebin for you guys but I honestly never saved any of what I wrote. I think there are some screencaps floating around.

>>12762366
>>12762378
youre all very rude no wonder everyone hates you

>>12762381
wait bollocks wrote that?

>>12762389
Welcome to 4chan

>>12762389
Spell better and stop typing like a child, then we'll "stop being mean"

>>12762334
>Realize there aren't any ladders or babies nearby and all the props have been used
>Consider that maybe you should've gone with Batman
>Oh well
>Slide under the ushi oni past the circle of charging monsters
>Circle around them as they collide into each other and use the confusion to pants the nearest alp
>He/she/it is wearing a strikingly bold thong. Perfect.
>Trip him/her/it with a low kick and yank off dem panties all while he/she/it is clawing at the ground yelling "kyaa, kyaa!"
>The monsters all notice now that you're not where they thought you were
>Especially the holstaurus since you're holding the alp's red thong in front of you like a tiny matador cape
>Before the rest of the girls get themselves untangled she yanks herself free and charges, horns forward
>Bad day
>Do a back flip and in one motion slip the panties onto her head so all she sees is red while mounting her
>Guide her by the horns a few laps around the store making the other girls dive out of your way, her bellowing, you screaming the entire time
>Decide to get off Mrs. Boob's Wild Ride
>Guide your mount into the tanuki and jump off right before both of them go ass over appetite over the counter
>Two down

>>12762393
i dont like it can you please keep 4chan out of this place?

>>12762389
Fuck off

>>12762388
Here's a set of them.

>>12762400
but we are 4chan

>>12762342
>not dicking the daughteru
>whenever possible

I feel bad for yours.

>>12762398
Shut up, you fucking crossie.

>>12762389
>youre all very rude
And you're an idiot, so there's that.

>>12762405
this is /jp/?

>people feeding such an obvious troll

>>12762407
Do you want people that don't use fucking grammar in their sentences?

Fuck that.

>>12762417
I bet you get autistic over "missused quoting" too. It makes you all look like posers.

>Kikimora trained to be an unstoppable killer in a maid-inspired armour set, a sword which resembles a feather duster
>returns to master with her tail swishing, smiling withou a care in the world and covered in a fair amount of blood
>"Master! Did I do well? Does it suit your expectations?" she says with gleaming eyes

>>12762399
Yes.

>>12762412
No, this is Patrick.

>>12762420
Go on.

>>12762419
I could give two shits about quotes, but grammar is something you are taught during middle school.

If you can't use proper spelling and grammar on an adult image board, don't bother with posting.

>>12762427
Eh, should I?
Would anyone even be interested in it?

>>12762431
I'd be sorta interested in it.

>>12762431
Worst case scenario, it either gets ignored or you get accused of becoming bob 3.0 for the night. I'd still read it regardless.

>>12762431
I'd read it, gotta get the most out of kikimora while she's having her moment in the sun.

>no beautiful qt obsessive moth gf

>>12762431
There's never enough maido content. Go on.

>>12762439
I will always love Kikimoras, even when the thread doesn't care for them anymore.

Kikis are 2cute.

Whats the most high paying job in MGC

>>12762453
danuki tail-brusher

>>12762453
You don't want to know.

>>12762453
Being Chief Tanuki

>>12762170
WHEN DID THIS SHIT HAPPEN!?

>>12762453
Tanuki husband.

>>12762453
It should be fairly obvious by now I'd think

>>12762444
It's how these things go.

4 is death.

>>12762444

People still care. New art was posted the other day.

Will you bully your new maid, anon?

>>12762392

No, he didn't.

>Him
>Having any skills whatsoever

>>12762453
Cuddleslut/ Rent-a-boyfriend

>>12762404
Somebody besides me made a screencap of that? Huh.

Though mine had less of the miscellaneous comments.

>>12762440
The timey-wimey shit made it kind of hard for me to fap to this.

>>12762466
my god how rapea- I mean bully- I MEAN ADORABLE. SURE. THAT.

>>12762466
No.

>>12762466
Yes.

She's gonna get teased until she's just about to cum, then I won't dick herThis will continue for weeks on end.

>>12762466
Only if she wants me to. Danna did a good job, but I just want to hold and cuddle this one while dicking her gently.

http://imgur.com/48ycjWX

>>12762440
I just wanted some age regression /ss/.

>>12762399
>Duck a poorly timed fireball and pick a new target now that the remaining girls have untangled themselves
>Sprint towards the kikimora
>She sheepishly brandishes a feather duster at you
>Disarm her with your foot
>Even you're not sure how you did that, but whatever
>Catch the duster before it falls then hold it like a sword at your side
>The kikimora raises her hands and starts backing away
>shake the duster out in front of her nose
>she sneezes and sends herself flying back into a few of the tables still standing
>It looks a lot like a cheap wire fighting trick, but you decide to roll with it
>Three down
>Turn to run away from the four manticores charging at you
>One of them takes a swipe at you, but you pull her forward and use her body to block another of the kitsune's fireballs
>The singed manticore falls to the ground schlicking because fire caused by MAMANONO NANA only incites lust in living things and doesn't burn
>Dive under the ushi again just as they catch up to you
>You now have three angry manticores after you and you're surrounded by eight stomping knife-leg things.
>Maybe you should have chosen better cover.
>Maybe you're crazy for doing this in first place
>Or may, just maybe you're so crazy you just might work
>Wait, you set that up wrong. Shit.

>>12762453
Probably an executive position within a company.

>>12762474
>Rent-a-boyfriend

I'd rather just be a common whore.

>>12762440
I prefer KC's moth, you can hardly hold hands with this one. I woild like to see his with black sclera and green or sapphire blue eyes.

>>12762493
Dude that shit makes good money in Nipland from what I've heard.

That and being in a Host club.

>>12762484
>http://imgur.com/48ycjWX
I love those useless censors .

>>12762507
I know right?

What the fuck are they even for?

>>12762495
Also KC's moth doesn't just have an impreg fetish, she gives everyone downwind of her an impreg fetish.
Which is pretty neat-o

>>12762453

Lilim personal assistant

>>12762507
Japan has a long history of skirting rules like that, making stuff only technically follow the rules while ignoring the spirit.

Gambling for money illegal? Have them gamble for candy and tokens! And make a completely unrelated store across the street which buys ONLY those candy/tokens in exchange for cash!

Same thing with censorship. The point is to hide what is considered smutty. But show anyone a picture of a "censored" Japanese H-manga or art -- well, they wouldn't consider it any less offensive.

>>12762512
There is really good money in those pachinko parlors, I am really pissed the yakuza's have a tight hand over them

>>12762511
That sounds wonderful.

>>12762507
Did not notice that until you told me.

>>12762208
I really enjoyed your post anon.

>>12762507
Christ, it's almost non-existent. Better than a billion black bars though

Yay! The local Shrine is having a festival to celebrate the harvest prior to western Christmas and New years events.

some of the events include >>12762197

Is your MG wife/GF western or Asian in her choice of clothing she would wear to it?
And secondly, would she want to go?

>>12762504
I saw a documentary about hosts, the guy they interview apparently made 800,000y a year. Wonder how much of that the yakuza takes.

So I heard bromont passed away recently, anybody confirm?

>>12762484
I want a kiki to rub her legs all over my body in thigh high like these.

>>12762541
What? Please no.

>>12762537
Probably just enough so that he has to continue working.

>>12762541
Wait what?

>>12762536
Anubis would probably wear something fancy from her homeland.

Nightmare would probably try a made-for-centaur kimono.

>>12762541
Wat?

>>12762541
You mean for real?

>>12762374
You're okay with your penis being cut off too then right?

>>12762541
You'd better be fuckin' with me anon.

>>12762518

Which Lilim would you PA for?

>>12761870
I miss old recapanon.

>>12762210
Well, a few threads back there was a greentext about a guy who went to valerie's shop, stated that he enjoyed playing LOL, and every anubis in the place got so wet the shop was flooded with pussy juice. Valerie herself is allready taken though.

>>12762541
If you are lying you should fuck off, but if you're telling the truth goddammit there is no god.

>>12762564
Yeah. That's guy's an ass.

>>12762490
So good. So beautiful.

>>12762275
This was magical and horrible.
Feel sorry for that holt.

>>12762399
PAINFULLY ERECT RIGHT NOW

>>12762404
Not sure if I'm ready for this shit.

>>12762492
That wouldn't last long, most MG's are intensely monogamous, so making use of a one time deal like that wouldnt be that appealing

>>12762560
Ara ara that constantly tries to get into my pants.

>>12762490
more please.
Payday 2 mg edition when?

Would yandere Liliraunes willingly share the same guy?

So did anyone played MGQ paradox?

>>12762601
I am sorry guy, but can you stop with the yandere stuff please?

>>12762541
He's working now, real life stuff aside he's fine.

>>12762490
I love it.

>>12762607
What?

>>12762607
>Stop liking what I don't like!

I'm sure it'll work this time, guys! It's different this time!

>>12762559
It's probably nothing anon, don't worry.

God Gaim was so comfy

>>12762607
Agreed. Seriously, yandere liliruanes? That's like having a yandere bicorn.

>>12762607
Never, you're ours FoRevErandEveR

>>12762601
They share a mind right? I don't see why not.

>>12762612
Its like every 2-3 hours he posts another one.
Hey what would Yandere XXXXX MG be like
last was Kikimora.

As a personal friend of Brotomint I can confirm jeems is ded yo.

>>12762613
I want Caim to visit MGE. I am a bad person.
MGQ deserves it though.

>>12762616
If you don't like it, steer the conversation elsewhere. Do you honestly think ordering people to stop talking about what they like would work?

>>12762620
I think you should take a second shot at that.

Seems a bit cluttered.

>>12762601
They're a bit too hivemind and in love with each other to call it 'sharing' at that point. They're the same root and don't even immediately notice whether or not there's a dick in the fun.

>>12762619
This isn't funny.

>>12762623
You understood though right? I'll keep it in mind.

>>12762619
How'd he die?

>>12762541
>guaranteed replies
Of course nobody can confirm. Nobody knows who the hell he really is, how would anyone get word of his fate? Ya'll are imbeciles for believing it.

>>12762619
>that filename
My laughter will be the only thing to keep me from socking you if you're lying, anon.

>>12762629
No actually, that's why I was asking you to rephrase it.

Do you mean "I want Gaim to visit MGC"

>>12762632
Shattered pelvis

>>12762619
dude that isn't funny
don't be true don't be true don't be true don't be true